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The Morning Report — 5/ 11/26

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Good morning kids. While no doubt President Trump and Israeli PM Netanyahu do not view the situation with Iran as such, it certainly seems by all outward appearances that for sure these "negotiations" with the Mullahs or whoever the Mullah du Jour may be, resemble Kabuki theatrics. Despite the absolute necessity of denying and depriving the Armageddon-seeking Dark Age death cult of Islamic controlled Iran of acquiring nuclear weapons as well as exporting terrorism around the globe and brutalizing their own citizenry, what is the end game here, or what acceptable end game can we expect? With the divisions at home not only from the usual America and Trump-haters on the Left but popping up from the right, the battered regime in Tehran may actually survive an onslaught that we had expected and hoped should or would have crushed them. Echoes perhaps of the 1968 Tet Offensive...

Where foreign policy issues are concerned, such as with Iran, a sign of political division always creates a weakness for diplomatic efforts to resolve the conflict. This has been underscored not only by Kimmel’s jokes but by the comments of various leaders of the Democrat party, like those of Senator Mark Kelly and former Vice President Kamala Harris. The latter, as a presidential candidate in 2024, said all options were on the table to prevent Iran from becoming nuclear armed—only now to criticize the option Trump selected. Ultimately, it was political division and an uninformed anti-war movement that forced an end to the Vietnam war, leaving millions of Vietnamese subject to communism.

And yet, President Trump remains adamant. . .

President Trump on Sunday appeared to reject Iran’s latest proposal in ongoing negotiations over a peace deal, calling the Islamic republic’s offer “totally unacceptable.”

“I have just read the response from Iran’s so-called ‘Representatives.’ I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

The president also warned the country against “playing games” after Tehran refused to discuss its nuclear program in its latest response to America’s peace proposal through Pakistani mediators.

Trump slammed the rogue Mideast country for delaying negotiations historically, ranting on the social platform.

“Iran has been playing games with the United States, and the rest of the World, for 47 years (DELAY, DELAY, DELAY!” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform.

Yet between his mixed signals as well as the treasonous behavior of the Left and their media/culture allies, the Mullahs perceive, and perhaps not mistakenly, that time is on their side. Especially with a crucial midterm election approaching and the final months of President Trump's term that could see his political will and power on the wane as he departs office, with no guarantee that a successor will carry on his agenda should whoever the GOP candidate is come out on top in 2028.

If only the President and really the GOP were to treat the Democrat Left and its record of political and physical terrorism against the American people as “totally unacceptable.”

Because that is what the Democrats look upon America as founded as well as any setback they endure in the quest for absolute power as.

As night follows day, progressives’ response to the Virginia Supreme Court’s tossing of Gov. Abigail Spanberger’s outrageous gerrymander is to demand an instant court-packing move to undo it.
To lefties driving today’s Democratic Party, it’s not “democracy” unless it’s hard-wired to let them run roughshod — and when their power-grab schemes run afoul of the rule of law, their only answer is a fresh scheme.
Specifically, progs want to ram through a law instantly dropping the retirement age for the Virginia court to 54, which would allow the legislature to replace enough justices to restore the gerrymander.
Spanberger’s already caved to the left in pushing an outrage she’d promised to oppose; will she find the spine to say no now?
Wiser minds would call off the madness — but then again wiser minds would’ve avoided this mess in the first place. ..
Nationwide, even moderate Dems are now talking about seizing their next available chance to pack the US Supreme Court, grant statehood to DC and Puerto Rico simply to gain them four safe Senate seats and abolish the Senate filibuster — and so lock in progressive power forever.
Anyone paying attention should realize these lunatics need to be kept out of power until the party comes to its senses.

The Democrat party will never "come to its senses." This is akin to expecting Islam to have a reformation wherein it rejects its goal of the domination of humanity for all time.

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1 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2026 06:57 AM (Kyh8Y)

2 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 11, 2026 06:58 AM (kmSxS)

3 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Why is Tehran not burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

4 Old Rule: Never negotiate with terrorists. Kill them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:01 AM (RIvkX)

5 Good morning to the horde and disaster and bunker-busters to the mullah-du-jour

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2026 07:02 AM (6txWC)

6 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 11, 2026 07:04 AM (NcvvS)

7 Happy Monday, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:04 AM (99eI0)

8 reddit lets kill all billionaires

I know that long term thinking is not their forte, but what kind of world do they think they will have if all of the billionaires were suddenly erased from existence? Do they think the world will be fair with sunshine and rainbows every day?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:08 AM (99eI0)

9 Ha

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 11, 2026 07:10 AM (JwHz5)

10 "IRS Erroneously Awarded Millions in Tax Breaks to Noncitizens."

Sure. It was just an error. They got the money back, right?

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:10 AM (vFG9F)

11 Breaking news.
MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
++++

https://tinyurl.com/y242nkk6


Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 07:12 AM (2Ez/1)

12 "It can be done if Republicans have the political courage to listen to almost 80% of American voters"

That is not who we are.

Posted by: The GOP at May 11, 2026 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

13 Time is always on the side of America's enemies. The American people don't support the wars anymore, so it's an easy out if leadership wants it - and when they don't, their objective is to win, but simply deny the opponent victory for as long as possible before it's demanded of them to end it.

So, no matter how weak, disadvantaged, and destitute an enemy may be, all they have to do is keep up the fight, and they'll win by default, sooner or later.

Trump could short circuit this now by saying "we've set their nuclear program back many years, and since the negotiations failed, we'll now make good on our threats, and erase all their infrastructure, setting it back much more. By this time next month, Iran will cease to be a functioning nation state. So break out the cham-pag-nee, because our boys our coming home real soon."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 07:14 AM (BI5O2)

14 The dithering on the SAVE act is a perfect example of why we are all f'd.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

15 S/b "their objective is NOT to win."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (BI5O2)

16 "IRS Erroneously Awarded Millions in Tax Breaks to Noncitizens."
######

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Information officially coming out of North Korean prison camps is practically nonexistent, but reports from survivors, those released having served their terms, and the very few escapees paint a picture of corporal punishment on a daily basis, rape, torture, forced abortions, infanticide, starvation, untreated disease, and executions, all of which is supported by a system of obligatory spying among and reporting of friends, family, and associates. Along with these brutalities are the lack of adequate food, shelter, and clothing and harsh working conditions.
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Heaven!

Posted by: Bernie Brigades at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (9i0A8)

18 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

19 " Padres Prospect Self-Deports to Mexico After Pleading Guilty to Human Smuggling"

I guess baseball has not been very good to him.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

20 Yonder Horde.

I think the "bottom line" issue with Iran/IRGC is their Uranium stockpile. It's the only thing they have to negotiate with.

And Trump's done negotiating.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 07:20 AM (jehhT)

21 Let's get CENTCOM in gear. Bomb Iran, rinse, repeat. There is no possibility of negotiation working.

The old wisdom, Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant, kept a civilized core productive for 300 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

22 "DON'T: ‘Operation Iron Pursuit’ Nets 350 Child Sex Predators as Officials Warn Others ‘We Are Coming for You’"

Zombie Michael Jackson, look out!

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

23 Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant

i leared something new today!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

24 On the dark side losers all: Old Scratch, cia, chinese, iranians, thune democrats , prancing pence, bushes, clintons,o'bam etc.

God in Heaven laughs at these fools. Serve God.

Posted by: kingman at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (ehY6c)

25 I think I know where the Royal Navy went. It went to the welfare largesse of all the head chopping invaders the Left is so keen on.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (l26NL)

26 Adam Hamawy’s plastic surgery practice has been the subject of scathing and furious online reviews going back almost a decade.
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This creep runs more political ads than I've seen in a long time. TV here in NJ is filled with his stuff. Qatar must be writing big checks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2026 07:27 AM (ji8TS)

27 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ. Happy Monday to all.
I watched a vid of the Tenn legislator Pearson losing his mind and dancing at a graduation event. The guy is as inauthentic as you get , as he is a Bowdoin college graduate. From Joshua Chamberlain to this putz. Downfall indeed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:29 AM (gu0hJ)

28
I don't think the fireworks in the gulf start until after Trump gets on the plane out of China.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 07:30 AM (Y8DZL)

29 *This creep runs more political ads than I've seen in a long time. TV here in NJ is filled with his stuff.*
_______

This begs a bigger question:
Why does anyone still watch TV?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

30 “Maybe a part of me was just like, I don’t want to put another black man in jail,” she told The Post.

I'm sure the family of the man he murdered a few weeks later appreciate the fact you Care So Hard. I'm cruel enough to think that she doesn't deserve any place in civilized society and should be shamed everywhere she goes.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (99eI0)

31 I hope it happens while Xi is face-to-face with Trump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

32 Auspex

Good point. Wonder what the pre-summit talking points are here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

33
I think I know where the Royal Navy went. It went to the welfare largesse of all the head chopping invaders the Left is so keen on.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 11, 2026 07:26 AM (l26NL)


You'd like to think an island nation would see the importance of having a robust navy. But what do I know?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 07:32 AM (HdYcL)

34 I would pay good money to hear Trump say to Xi "Poo how you doing?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:33 AM (gu0hJ)

35 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

36 I'm sure the family of the man he murdered a few weeks later appreciate the fact you Care So Hard. I'm cruel enough to think that she doesn't deserve any place in civilized society and should be shamed everywhere she goes.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:31 AM (99eI0)
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I term this "collusion" which means she bears partial guilt for the crime. Her behavior is only slightly more civilized than the perpetrator's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

37 Hadrian the Seventh

National political power and financial interests need physical power as basic underpinning.

The UK elite have lost that knowledge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

38 I used to have a different nic

Are you laughing in Texas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

39 Her behavior is only slightly more civilized than the perpetrator's.

There is a gentleman on YouTube who goes by the name Hoe Math that talks about women like her. Basic summary: They never mentally grow past the mentality of kindergarten teacher and they think that this is just children being naughty. Which is why true punishment horrifies them because in their eyes, it's like throwing a kindergartner into general population for acting up.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2026 07:36 AM (99eI0)

40 The white woman who prosecute her attacker because he was black isn't much different than the white girls who get pregnant by black guys who abuse and/or don't support them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:37 AM (gu0hJ)

41 IRS Erroneously Awarded Millions in Tax Breaks to Noncitizens.

Erroneously. And you can believe that if you want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

42 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at May 11, 2026 07:41 AM (53oGX)

43 Smell the Glove

This is happening a lot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

44 AOC doesn't want to be president she wants to be something more. First female Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Hitler? Sounds like it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 07:42 AM (gu0hJ)

45 I'd bet if you gave Tucker a good slap, he wouldn't even fight back. He's a simp with a sore pussy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 07:42 AM (kSpDG)

46 "Erroneously. And you can believe that if you want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

If I make an error in my favor on my deposit slip at the bank those bastards want it back!

Posted by: fd - I Am Enough at May 11, 2026 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

47 Trump appears to have truly believed this would all be over in 6 weeks, and he’s failing to have the nerve to finish it. The Iranians could hang on for several months like this, they’re in no danger of immediate collapse. Meanwhile, an entire summer of $5 gas will hand Congress to the left on a platter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 07:44 AM (AnnNE)

48 Maybe women judges aren't such a great idea.

Posted by: Mumbling under my breath at May 11, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

49 The entire leftist project is an effort to satisfy the infantile urge to avoid and mitigate the negative consequences of behavior.

As a result, positive behavior is unrewarded and negative behavior is encouraged. Not a surprise here.

Reparative justice? Not justice.
No bail?
Undercharging?
Plea deals?
Soft sentencing?
Early release?
Automatic appeals?
Parole?

NOT JUSTICE.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

50 Monica Crowley, the U.S. government's chief of protocol, dropped a significant claim on Wednesday: hard evidence that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election is coming, and it's coming soon. "He did win in a landslide, and we will soon be able to give evidence about that," Crowley said.

Will there be prosecutions? Will we bomb foreign capitals? Will anything change?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

51 Robert Allerton Cushman III, the son of a Harvard-educated Canadian public health official, has flown under the radar as Platner casts himself as a blue-collar commercial fisherman
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Platner went to Hotchkiss and Cushman to St. Paul's, and they all live in Blue Hill, Maine.

It doesn't get any more lazy rich boy than those ties. That Platner is even a possibility for Senate is ridiculous. I hope the negative news supposedly coming knocks him not just out of the race, but knocks his Cushman partners out of Maine and back to Ottawa.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (7hx0x)

52 48 Maybe women judges aren't such a great idea.
Posted by: Mumbling under my breath at May 11, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

Boasberg?

Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (tOcjL)

53 Trump thinking this would be over in six weeks. Why, pray tell.are we and have been transporting all these troops and supplies to the Middle East for the last 6 weeks?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (z2aPa)

54 Monica Crowley, the U.S. government's chief of protocol, dropped a significant claim on Wednesday: hard evidence that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election is coming, and it's coming soon. "He did win in a landslide, and we will soon be able to give evidence about that," Crowley said.

The chief of protocol? That's who's going to present 'hard evidence?'

I have no snark that even approaches how dumbassed I think this is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 07:49 AM (qRla/)

55 dooM!! glooM!!!

agony???

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 07:50 AM (zBgIx)

56 "Will there be prosecutions? Will we bomb foreign capitals? Will anything change?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

If it is proven that he won, he should get another term.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

57 Trump thinking this would be over in six weeks. Why, pray tell.are we and have been transporting all these troops and supplies to the Middle East for the last 6 weeks?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (z2aPa)
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I thought this would be over by the end of March.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

58 53 Trump thinking this would be over in six weeks. Why, pray tell.are we and have been transporting all these troops and supplies to the Middle East for the last 6 weeks?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (z2aPa)

B/c we're starting 9-10 weeks now...and 2-3 weeks in, after leadership was dead, it was obvious 6 weeks wasn't gonna work.

I agree that Trump was sold that the original decapitation strike and follow on would take 6 weeks (b/c he gave a d$mn stupid speech that this would all be over in "weeks"), so he approved it. I'm sure his folks said that was their best guess, and it could be more, but they sold 6 weeks...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 07:51 AM (tOcjL)

59 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 07:52 AM (S838b)

60 I used to have a different nic

Are you laughing in Texas?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)


Since I'm waiting to have my prostate cancer confirmed, not at the moment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

61 >>>Trump thinking this would be over in six weeks. Why, pray tell.are we and have been transporting all these troops and supplies to the Middle East for the last 6 weeks?

Posted by: Ben Had

>Phase 1 was over in six weeks. You still have Phase 11 and Phase 111 coming up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 07:53 AM (kSpDG)

62 I used to have a different nic

Yikes! Prayers ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

63 Your AOSHQ word of the day is "swart"

1. Of a dark hue; moderately black; swarthy; tawny.

2. Gloomy; malignant.

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

64 "March 1: Trump said in a speech that "combat operations continue at this time in full force, and they will continue until all of our objectives are achieved." When The New York Times asked him how long the United States and Israel would continue the attacks, Trump said: "Well, we intended four to five weeks.""

yes, it's pbs.org...but that's what Trump did say.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 07:54 AM (tOcjL)

65 Has anyone contacted President Trump and notified him of your displeasure? I understand there are several ways to so, like X and Truth Social.

I don't think random comments on a blog will do the trick.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 07:54 AM (zBgIx)

66 CONT
"March 2: Trump said at a White House ceremony: "We're already substantially ahead of our time projections. But whatever the time is, it's OK." He repeated that the initial projection was "four to five weeks, but we have capability to go far longer than that."

same timeline

Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 07:55 AM (tOcjL)

67 Mar 2 Hegsgeth: "Hegseth added: "Trump has all the latitude in the world to talk about how long it may or may not take. Four weeks, two weeks, six weeks. It could move up, it could move back."

I can keep going on the 6 weeks sold at the beginning...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 11, 2026 07:55 AM (tOcjL)

68 SanFranpsycho, The IRGC have been building underground missile and nuke facilities for 30+ years planning for this end game.
There is a reason they are labeled a death cult.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 07:56 AM (z2aPa)

69 The dithering on the SAVE act is a perfect example of why we are all f'd.

--

It isn't even a matter of dithering. They're simply refusing to do it. There is no hesitation. There isn't anything more crystalline about the true intentions of these disgusting, self-serving pieces of **** than their refusal to pass what 80% of the country that elected them want. I despise the GOP, and the failure to pass the SAVE Act has me more infuriated than just about anything they've ever done. Traitorous scum.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

70 As in "Swart Military Blog".

Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

71 Little Miss Attempted Arson of GOP Offices looks straight out of Central Casting.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

72 Your AOSHQ word of the day is "swart"

1. Of a dark hue; moderately black; swarthy; tawny.

2. Gloomy; malignant.
Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026


***
I guess my pure black cat doesn't qualify as "swart." He's not "moderately" black, he IS black.

Morning, news folken!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 11, 2026 07:58 AM (wzUl9)

73 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

We should be givers, and give the IRGC their heart's desire. Martyrdom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

74 As in "Swart Military Blog".
Posted by: fd at May 11, 2026


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A tawny military blog? What, are we mountain lions?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 11, 2026 07:59 AM (wzUl9)

75
58 53 Trump thinking this would be over in six weeks. Why, pray tell.are we and have been transporting all these troops and supplies to the Middle East for the last 6 weeks?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 07:47 AM (z2aPa)

Answer a question with another question - why do that and then have them sit around doing very little
for the next 6 weeks, unless it was just a big bluff that we hoped would pay off?

And now that the bluff has been called , we don’t know what to do next? The blockade is great, but it won’t make the Iranians give in. It’s foolish to think that it will.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 07:59 AM (AnnNE)

76 www.oregonlive.com :

Three dozen medical experts say Trump ‘mentally unfit,’ should be removed from office with ‘greatest urgency’

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 08:00 AM (qIAN9)

77 Rev. Wishbone, exactly.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 08:00 AM (z2aPa)

78 Has anyone contacted President Trump and notified him of your displeasure? I understand there are several ways to so, like X and Truth Social.

I don't think random comments on a blog will do the trick.
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 07:54 AM (zBgIx)
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He and I are psychically connected.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

79 Heard a guy filling his truck with gas today say “f’ing Trump”. It’s wearing on people and it shows.

I suppose you can hand wave that off and say it will be lower in a month. But it seems like Iran is a moving target and we are getting dragged by our dicks at this point.

Could be six weeks. Could be two months. Could be a year.

But yeah they are totally going to fold. Any day now.

*makes ok sign*

Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 08:03 AM (Pu/zx)

80 What the point of using USS Wisconsin and USS Missouri in 1st Gulf War ?

Pretty much a ‘feint’ to force Iraq to defend the coastline of Kuwait

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2026 08:03 AM (qIAN9)

81 Good morning, All.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 11, 2026 08:03 AM (lQA6G)

82 I thought this would be over by the end of March.

Any war in the Middle East is never over.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 11, 2026 08:03 AM (DgMqy)

83 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 cloudy degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Another day of editing ahead; I'm hoping I can get to the end of the book today, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 08:04 AM (qRla/)

84 The Israelis still haven't completed their Phase 1 task; regime change.

We, on the other hand have. Military assets.

Phase 11; global commerce.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 08:04 AM (kSpDG)

85 Unless the IRGC is taken out the whole thing will be deemed a failure. The IRGC is the Gestapo, the SS, the KGB and the Red Guards all rolled into one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 08:04 AM (gu0hJ)

86 He and I are psychically connected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

I'm almost afraid to ask but how and where?

😂

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 08:05 AM (zBgIx)

87 Tom Servo, the military is only one aspect of this war. Right now it is being fought on the economic and diplomatic fronts.

The military is not sitting around. They are prepping the battlespace.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 08:06 AM (z2aPa)

88 Little Miss Attempted Arson was one of Roger Hargreave's underrated comics. Pity he wasn't allowed to publish Little Miss Molesting Schoolteacher

Posted by: gKWVE at May 11, 2026 08:06 AM (qhl8T)

89 www.oregonlive.com

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Seeing that made me think of Oregon Muse. RUP

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 11, 2026 08:06 AM (lQA6G)

90 www.oregonlive.com :

Three dozen medical experts say Trump ‘mentally unfit,’ should be removed from office with ‘greatest urgency’
Posted by: SMOD

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 08:07 AM (S838b)

91
The military is not sitting around. They are prepping the battlespace.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 08:06 AM (z2aPa)

Pretty sure they're not just sitting there twiddling their thumbs..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2026 08:09 AM (asBle)

92 @87 Ben Had-prepping the battle space to do what?

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2026 08:09 AM (IlL6s)

93 Not RUP! RIP.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 11, 2026 08:10 AM (lQA6G)

94 >prepping the battle space to do what?
++++

Battle.

Posted by: Someone has to say it at May 11, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

95 I'm no strategery expert; I have no insight (nor does anyone else who isn't directly involved in the machinations of all these moving parts), but I get the impression that Trump probably thought Iran would fold up like the Jeepers Creepers monster by now. He's in a very tough place. If they're "collapsing," it's a slow burn collapse and it could drag on forever. I have every belief Democrats are in contact with the IRGC, or whoever's still left breathing and in command, and are sabotaging Trump and advising these animals to hang on. He can't level the place due to catastrophic civilian casualties, and they can't rise up enough to topple these demons without weaponry. And all the while, people here are starting to grumble about gas prices. Did Trump get snookered? Did he pull back the reins when he should've kept grinding them into the ground? I fear this has become a quagmire, and it will affect the midterms unless gas prices start coming down. High gas prices vs. an eradicated, hardline Islamic Regime? Americans aren't going to look past their own pocketbooks into the long term. It's just a truth that can't be ignored.

/totally unqualified opinion turning off

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

96 I saw The Haitian Hammer Killers open for Wall of Voodoo at the Superdome in New Orleans in 1985.

Lots of zombie chicks in attendance.

Posted by: Mexican Radio at May 11, 2026 08:15 AM (HBTIy)

97 "prepping the battle space to do what?
++++

Battle."

Somebody should, and by somebody, I mean somebody other than me, should create a template for a sternly worded letter so that people that are dissatisfied with POTUS in this matter can make their opinion know to the one man who does matter, at this moment.

Maybe if you this this template, you could buy the creator a coffee or two?

no?

Oh well, it was just a suggestion.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 08:16 AM (zBgIx)

98 Today Is Twilight Zone Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

99 I've always gotten a laugh out of psychologists and psychiatrists saying that Trump is mentally unfit.
I've taken enough testimony from such doctors to realize that s good chunk of them are as crazy as their patients

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 08:16 AM (gu0hJ)

100 @94 Someone has to say it-battle boredom because we are bluffing or battle the IRGC as in boots on the ground?

I know we are all speculating. Curious if we will see boots on the ground.

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2026 08:17 AM (IlL6s)

101 It's time for high heels on the ground!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 11, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

102 Here in deep red, upstate SC, I was driving towards Greenville on Saturday down I-85 and saw a giant billboard: FalseProphet.org. With a giant picture of President Trump draped in an American flag and wearing a crown.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

103 Americans aren't going to look past their own pocketbooks into the long term. It's just a truth that can't be ignored.

/totally unqualified opinion turning off
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 11, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)


I absolutely agree, and I've said so before. In fact, I'll even make a prediction - come the summer, look for a few 'brave voices' in the GOP to go public with how their 'frustrated constituents' have been calling with concerns about the war and high prices and not-so-subtly suggesting this is all Trump's fault. A self-sabotage, if you will, in order to deliberately lose the midterms.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 11, 2026 08:21 AM (qRla/)

104 Sam Brinton

Lead the way. Gaza, Tehran, Yemen or North Korea need your on the ground expertise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

105 "Someone has to say it-battle boredom because we are bluffing or battle the IRGC as in boots on the ground?"

SEveral Iranian resistance sources are claiming that more weapons are getting to them. I would highly expect that Special Forces/Special Operation Group, type troops are already there overseeing the distribution.

At most I would think the only U.S. ground forces that would be deployed would be Marine amphibious troops and maybe the 82nd Airborne. all around near the SoH to secure it while the Iranian people do the work of clearing out the mad muzzies.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 11, 2026 08:22 AM (zBgIx)

106 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Without a SAVE act passed, focused on fraudulent voting, the GOPe will lose.

Then we have a bg decision.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

107 We, and the Israelis, really want to rid Iran of their enriched Uranium. Trump's hedged a bit on it, but I think he's back to, as he has said, "taking it all." Which is an admission that the end state for Iran might just be more of the same. They've got no functioning government other than the IRGC. Which isn't at all interested in governing or surrender.

"Taking" Iran's enriched Uranium and making sure they can't restart that process without great difficulty is going to be difficult. And it's apparently something of a priority right now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 08:24 AM (jehhT)

108 Democrats are absolutely in contact with the IRGC.

Especially the Kalorama faction.

There's no way that they aren't.

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 08:24 AM (iXqHn)

109 @63
Who can doubt the secret hid
Under Cheops' pyramid
Was that the contractor did
Cheops out of several millions

Or that Joseph's sudden rise
to Comptroller of Supplies
Was a fraud of monstrous size
On King Pharaoh's swart Civilians?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 11, 2026 08:24 AM (zdLoL)

110 >>>Someone has to say it-battle boredom because we are bluffing or battle the IRGC as in boots on the ground?

I know we are all speculating. Curious if we will see boots on the ground.

Posted by: JROD

>Boot on the ground means what? Marines? The president can do that at any time. If you're talking about war, only Congress can call up the militia, the army.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 11, 2026 08:25 AM (kSpDG)

111 Since we stopped any major offensive actions against Iran, we've been waiting on Iran to provide us a peace plan. Didn't we kick their ass? Doesn't that imply that we dictate the terms? If they refuse them, they get multiples of what they experienced on the first attacks. Am I missing something here?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2026 08:26 AM (N39Ws)

112 @97 Will Robinson- I am looking at this whole Iranian thing from two sides. The optimistic Victor Davis Hanson side and the Tom Servo side(sorry Tom). Dissatisfied? Yeah I'm dissatisfied in the sense that I'm wondering wtf is going on. I WANT US......OUR SIDE TO WIN. HERE AT HOME AND ABROAD. I think you'll live if I show some dissatisfaction with a man I still fully support.

Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2026 08:26 AM (IlL6s)

113 I know we are all speculating. Curious if we will see boots on the ground.
Posted by: JROD at May 11, 2026 08:17 AM (IlL6s)

The main body of Iran does not require invasion, but truly opening the straits absolutely requires amphibious troops to take the islands in the straits that house observation posts and buried missile sites that allow Iran to close the straits to shipping.

The US walked right up to the point where that was the necessary next step, and balked. Now Iran is laughing about it, and this morning is calling for the US to surrender and go home.

And so far Trumps only response is “well maybe I’ll talk to your good friends in Qatar for another month or two.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 08:26 AM (AnnNE)

114 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

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