Sunday Overnight Open Thread - May 10, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. A whelming place to end your weekend. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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I pity the fool that doesn't treat mother right!

Always remember: it’s not officially Mother’s Day until Mr. T has blessed us with song. pic.twitter.com/ibhe4F4ZLz
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) May 10, 2026

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What's your guess as to why this woman did what she did?

28-Year-Old Woman Impersonates 16-Year-Old High School Student at New York High School for Weeks

A 28-year-old New York woman was arrested at a school campus in the Bronx and charged with endangering the welfare of a child, trespassing, and criminal impersonation after enrolling at the school as a 16-year-old girl, under a fake name.
Last month, Kacy Claassen enrolled at the Westchester Square Academy as Shamara Rashad, born in 2010, who had just moved to New York from Ohio with her sister. She attended classes for about two weeks and was even issued a school ID with her fake name and age, but then someone discovered her social media profiles.
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One of the woman’s social media pages listed her birth date as July 29, 1997, and one photo showed her holding a baby girl. In one of her posts she admits that she has a beautiful daughter.

OK, have you made your guess yet?

Repeatedly confronted about her identity, the 28-year-old admitted that she had lied, claiming that a friend had advised her to enroll so she would qualify for more social assistance.
Police believe that Kacy Claassen was trying to cash in on some sort of benefits scheme, but they didn’t go into details.

Ridiculous, yes. Unbelievable, no.

Socialism sucks. And it breeds behavior like this.

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My fellow golf nuts will understand

Best Titleist commercial ever... pic.twitter.com/LnLzEtK24u
— Straight Down The Middle (@sdtmgolf) May 9, 2026

This too (language warning)

Incredibly relatable 🤣 pic.twitter.com/h9676NZh5M
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) May 9, 2026

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Husband pranks his wife frequently.

Might be staged. Maybe not. You decide.

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This seems too easy, but also incredibly smart

I can’t believe that actually works 🤯🤯😱 pic.twitter.com/KgiryavgFV
— TimelessVibesKing (@UmUnTuOG) May 10, 2026

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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2026 Wedding Dress Trends: From the Bride’s Dream Gown to Mother-of-the-Bride Elegance and Guest Glam

Wedding season 2026 is here, and the runways have spoken: bridal fashion is celebrating sculptural romance, refined luxury, and joyful self-expression. Gone are the days of rigid rules or predictable silhouettes. Instead, designers are blending vintage-inspired details with modern tailoring, luxurious textures, and unexpected pops of personality. Whether you’re the bride saying “I do,” the mother of the bride shining in the front row, or a guest ready to celebrate in style, there’s a trend for every role.

Bridal Gown Trends: Sculptural Drama Meets Ethereal Romance

Brides in 2026 are leaning into gowns that feel like wearable art. Sculptural draping is everywhere—think artful folds, structured pleats, and fabric that cascades with intentional drama rather than fluff. Paired with this is the rise of basque waists (a hybrid of the classic drop waist and structured corsetry), creating a flattering, elongated torso that feels both vintage and fresh.

Lace is having a major moment, but not the flat, traditional kind. Expect elevated lace with 3D florals, corded textures, and shimmering threads that catch the light. Sheer layers, delicate embroidery, and satin shines add dimension, while minimalist brides are loving sleek crepe or silk faille with impeccable tailoring.

Other standout details include:
• Statement necklines and sleeves — Cat-eye shapes, halter styles, and dramatic off-the-shoulder or long, flowing sleeves.
• Corsetry and bows — Exposed boning, front bows, and micro embellishments for a touch of whimsy.
• Subtle shimmer and texture — Sequins, metallic threads, and ethereal tulle for that red-carpet glow without going overboard.

Two-piece separates and bridal midis are also gaining traction for modern, fashion-forward brides who want versatility. These trends offer something for every body type and wedding vibe—from garden romantics to black-tie ballrooms.

Mother of the Bride (and Groom) Trends: Sophisticated, Comfortable, and Photogenic

Mothers are done with “frumpy” expectations. In 2026, MOB and MOG dresses are all about timeless elegance with modern flair. Think polished silhouettes that flatter real bodies—column shapes, refined A-lines, and flowing chiffon that moves beautifully for dancing and photos.
Key trends include:
• Luxurious, wearable fabrics — Crepe, mikado, organza, and chiffon with subtle sheen and texture.
• Elegant details — Halter necklines, one-shoulder styles, capes, ruffles, soft sleeves, and focused embellishments like beads or sequins (never overwhelming).
• Color palettes — Soft neutrals (champagne, taupe, dove gray), muted pastels (sage, dusty blue, blush), rich jewel tones (emerald, sapphire, plum), and even navy or black when styled elegantly. Metallics and soft shimmer add glamour.

Pant suits and chic midis are also popular for mothers who want comfort without sacrificing style. The goal? A look that feels regal, confident, and perfectly coordinated with the wedding’s aesthetic.

Wedding Guest Trends: Expressive, Elevated, and Fun

Guests in 2026 are embracing more-is-more while staying respectful of the couple’s vision.
Standout trends:
• Icy pink and soft pastels — The pastel of the season, perfect for spring and summer weddings.
• Bold prints and florals — Fawn (deer-inspired) motifs, vibrant jacquards, and flowy florals that photograph beautifully.
• Dramatic silhouettes — Drop-waist dresses, capes, statement sleeves, asymmetrical hems, and fluid maxis or jumpsuits.
• Texture and shine — Satin slips, ethereal chiffon, beading, and elevated details that feel special but wearable.

Seasonal color palettes are helping guests coordinate effortlessly: butter yellow and lavender for spring; cobalt blue and fuchsia for summer. Neutrals and metallics work year-round, and expressive prints let personalities shine.

Final Tips for 2026 Wedding Style
• Coordinate thoughtfully — Brides, share your color palette and vibe with your moms and closest guests. Subtle coordination looks intentional, not matchy-matchy.
• Prioritize comfort — All-day events mean movement is key. Test your outfit for dancing, sitting, and photos.
• Personalize it — The best looks feel like you—whether that’s a sleek minimalist gown, a beaded cape, or a bold floral maxi.

2026 weddings are all about celebrating love in style that feels fresh, flattering, and full of joy. Whether you’re walking down the aisle, dabbing tears in the front row, or raising a glass on the dance floor, these trends ensure everyone looks and feels their absolute best.

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Thanks, Piper!

Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

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DJ Doof - This Date In Music History Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com

On this date in 1985: All girl group The Go-Go's announced they were breaking up. The members went on to enjoy solo success, (Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin) and the group reformed in the late 90s.

On this date in 1986: Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee married TV star Heather Locklear in a courtyard in Santa Barbara California with five hundred guests. Tommy wore a white leather tuxedo.

Born on this date in 1947: Jay Ferguson, from American group Spirit

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1 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2026 10:01 PM (Kyh8Y)

2 Not first.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 10, 2026 10:01 PM (nz1sK)

3 Commandment:
Honor your father and your mother.
Addendum:
Especially your mother.

Posted by: mindful webworker -thou shalt at May 10, 2026 10:01 PM (Cl/mc)

4 That pink mother of the bride dress looks like PJs.

(Kindof)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2026 10:02 PM (Kyh8Y)

5 All three kids whose natural Mother was NOT the lovely Mrs. (but she raised them) called her today.

She is just thrilled.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2026 10:03 PM (Kyh8Y)

6 Wait. Is Mr. T wearing short shorts?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 10, 2026 10:04 PM (ndZc7)

7 Hello, friends!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:04 PM (Dd38x)

8 4 That pink mother of the bride dress looks like PJs.

(Kindof)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2026 10:02 PM (Kyh8Y)

Would be a very slinky nightgown, Tonypete!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:05 PM (Dd38x)

9 Police believe that Kacy Claassen was trying to cash in on some sort of benefits scheme

Well…

At least she didn't do it to seduce young boys. Or girls. Seemingly.

"Howdy, fellow keeds…"

Posted by: mindful webworker - educational at May 10, 2026 10:05 PM (Cl/mc)

10 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 10, 2026 10:05 PM (w3u3d)

11 I came to see if Piper is finally doing a 'Best of Michelle Obama' post yet.

Thanks for the ONT.

Again, happy Mother's Day to all the 'Ettes who have been such blessings to their kids.

Off for a horror movie.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 10, 2026 10:06 PM (Sco7b)

12 Howdy, Doof! Happy Mother's Day to all the 'ettes!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 10, 2026 10:06 PM (6lIrI)

13 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof and Piper!

Posted by: TRex - fashion forward dino at May 10, 2026 10:07 PM (cCn4/)

14 No crime in our family today, but we did have a great brunch

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2026 10:07 PM (lCppi)

15 11 I came to see if Piper is finally doing a 'Best of Michelle Obama' post yet.

Thanks for the ONT.

Again, happy Mother's Day to all the 'Ettes who have been such blessings to their kids.

Off for a horror movie.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May

Akkkk!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:07 PM (Dd38x)

16 Hi TRex!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)

17 CBD if you're here, as far I know MagTech ammo is fine. I haven't really bought/used factory ammo much for a long time, but when I did, MagTech was one of the brands I'd often buy. Good Brazilian stuff. Good brass for reloading, FWIW.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 10:08 PM (U/Byj)

18 Veddink Vear.

Very nice

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 10, 2026 10:08 PM (8ty7h)

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Brides wearing virginal white.

How many are on Only fans?

I guess they need to pay for the dresses.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)

20 The husband prankster should be severely beaten and than thrown in an asylum.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 10, 2026 10:10 PM (2NHgQ)

21 Gunners alerted

Posted by: SciVo at May 10, 2026 10:10 PM (Sy6m/)

22 Doof! Piper! Tonypete! (well, he had the SPONGE! so he needs a shout-out) Thank you for the girthy ONT content and the wedding pr0n.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 10, 2026 10:11 PM (t2oSI)

23 Prioritize comfort — All-day events mean movement is key. Test your outfit for dancing, sitting, and photos.

And swimming, if YouTube videos are any indication

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 10, 2026 10:11 PM (8ty7h)

24 What's on YOUR mind tonight?

My mind is full of devils
My heart is filled with hate
The blackened void that swirls inside
Torment will not abate

Posted by: Some off the cuff death metal lyrics at May 10, 2026 10:11 PM (TbWk/)

25 Coincidence is not causation so if you are blaming statistical bullshit on Mom clean up your act and become an asset to society instead of an irritant. There is plenty of help out there, some of it for free. These stupid meme stories are. not helping.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2026 10:11 PM (YlWIZ)

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Forget about
The brotherly and otherly love
Motherly love
Is just the thing for you
You know your Mothers' gonna love ya
Till ya don't know what to do

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

27
*walks in*
*views cheap paneling and orange shag carpet*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 10:12 PM (HdYcL)

28 I, for one, await Piper's fashion assessment of Cpl. Klinger's wardrobe choices.

Posted by: TRex - fashion backward dino at May 10, 2026 10:12 PM (cCn4/)

29 What is the crime?
Am I being detained?
I don't consent.

Posted by: SovCit Stanley at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (oftw2)

30 For Piper's bride pictures, #3 is one deep breath away from a "wardrobe malfunction."

Posted by: pookysgirl had a very conservative bridal gown at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

31 Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2026 10:11 PM (YlWIZ)

I bet you're fun at parties

Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

32 *walks in*
*views cheap paneling and orange shag carpet*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I can just smell that description.

Some things never leave you.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Kyh8Y)

33 Hello

Posted by: free tibet at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (iNp3L)

34 Jay Ferguson

Good pick as always, Doof

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at May 10, 2026 10:15 PM (n7eNm)

35 Mother's Day Movies:

Big Bad Mama (1974) Angie Dickinson, William Shatner

Throw Mama From the Train (1987) Danny DeVito, Billy Crystal

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2026 10:15 PM (wVcYX)

36 Indeed Happy Mother’s Day

Been to Montana twice, chasing elk in the mountains just east of Missoula. Buddy and I were hiking 12-26 miles a day - 35 lb pack, 11-12 lb rifle and a substantial handgun. Camped on the river where A River Runs Through It was supposedly shot. Local ranchers told us that we were the talk of the town - they couldn’t believe that we could do that sort of thing. “We thought everybody from back East was soft…”. Great place. Love to go back again sometime

Posted by: Coelacanth at May 10, 2026 10:15 PM (vt7xw)

37 19
Brides wearing virginal white.

How many are on Only fans?

I guess they need to pay for the dresses.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)

These are just models, so it’s okay. White wasn’t a thing until the 1840, prior to that it was color. Thanks, Queen Victoria!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:16 PM (Dd38x)

38 Nice models...er, I mean...dresses.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2026 10:16 PM (oq9dX)

39 ONT!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2026 10:16 PM (Ra+Eb)

40 Evenin'

I have some unopened Bridgestone golf balls. Probably not bribe the cop golf balls though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2026 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

41 What, no Danzig?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:17 PM (bss/y)

42 30 For Piper's bride pictures, #3 is one deep breath away from a "wardrobe malfunction."
Posted by: pookysgirl had a very conservative bridal gown at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

Let’s hope no allergies to the bouquet! 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:17 PM (Dd38x)

43
I know they are models,lol. Thinking about the only fans women who are going to buy them, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

44 Less crime during the Super Bowl.

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)

45 28 I, for one, await Piper's fashion assessment of Cpl. Klinger's wardrobe choices.
Posted by: TRex - fashion backward dino at May 10, 2026 10:12 PM (cCn4/)

"The Best of Dylan Mulvaney"

By the way, a case of 48 Bud Lights at Costco Canada - $70 Canadian. Sorry, I like giving prices so you all can compare.

The 2 hotdogs were amazing as always. 520 calories. Canadian calories!

I'll check the thread tomorrow. Good night for reals.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 10, 2026 10:18 PM (Sco7b)

46 Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2026 10:11 PM (YlWIZ)

I bet you're fun at parties
Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

I can't think of a party where the Hokey Pokey isn't fun. Even the Donner Party.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at May 10, 2026 10:19 PM (NZPfR)

47
I, for one, await Piper's fashion assessment of Cpl. Klinger's wardrobe choices.
Posted by: TRex - fashion backward dino

Include the statue of liberty with flaming torch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:19 PM (Cqx++)

48 One of the local lawyers - the type advertising on bus stop placards, bus and (formerly) on the backs of phone books - is the spitting image Keir Starmer.

Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2026 10:19 PM (fnZRl)

49 43
I know they are models,lol. Thinking about the only fans women who are going to buy them, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K

These probably wouldn’t be in their lane, but maybe I am being ugly. I think OF girls would wear cheap, trashy dresses. Forgive my snobby ways, oh cheap, trashy OF girls!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:20 PM (Dd38x)

50 Good evening, everyone!

Piper's first picture -- are we sure that's a woman??

Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

51 I can't think of a party where the Hokey Pokey isn't fun. Even the Donner Party.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at May 10, 2026 10:19 PM (NZPfR)

First one to stop dancing...

*later*
mmmm, that's what it's all about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:20 PM (bss/y)

52 Top photo, Crater Lake?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:21 PM (utfVc)

53
Her Majesty is headed to Bellevue, NE for our National Specialty. I looked at the map and it's right next to Offut AFB. Hope things stay calm around the world this week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 10:21 PM (HdYcL)

54 So first...we don't see prank guy's face, but I bet it's punchable.

Also, the gal pretending to be a high school student is probably a female pedo - sadly we see way too many of those these days...

But then! Piper saves the day, with class! 💕

And of course...DOOF!
Good evening all🙃

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 10, 2026 10:21 PM (uTEOj)

55 Top photo, Crater Lake?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:21 PM (utfVc)

Correct!

Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

56 These probably wouldn’t be in their lane, but maybe I am being ugly. I think OF girls would wear cheap, trashy dresses. Forgive my snobby ways, oh cheap, trashy OF girls!
Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:20 PM (Dd38x)

Some of them seem to do both. Trashy on onlyfans then go on tiktok or instagram and complain they cannot find a reliable man while wearing modest clothing.

People are strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (bss/y)

57 Blessings to all Mother's ... biological or not...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (3ZUWJ)

58 50 Good evening, everyone!

Piper's first picture -- are we sure that's a woman??
Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2026 10:20 PM

Yes, because I saw the front of the dress, too, so I have the advantage. She looks like an Ancient Greek woman. That is actually my favorite dress, I love the blue bow.

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (Dd38x)

59 Bridal Gown Trends: Sculptural Drama Meets Ethereal Romance

After all the purple prose, I was expecting a disaster in the pictures. But they were mostly okay.

I wonder about the woman on the bottom-left of the second jpg..... that is a bridal gown, with some lace in the middle, right? Not a separate skirt and top showing off her midriff? Cuz that would be tacky.

And the woman in the 2nd row on the right in the 3rd jpg..... she needs to pull her dress up a bit. Cleavage is acceptable in a wedding dress. Sideboob is for the bridesmaids.

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

60 Hadrian, if things get sporty enough that being near Offutt AFB is dangerous, there won't be ANY safe places . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (Jr+re)

61 Happy Mother's Day to all the 'ettes. Thanks for the ONT, Disco and Piper.

Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2026 10:24 PM (41CYW)

62 Yeah, it's Crater Lake. The lake water really is a very beautiful dark blue.

Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2026 10:24 PM (fnZRl)

63 People are strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

And faces come out of the rain ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at May 10, 2026 10:24 PM (3ZUWJ)

64 I have some unopened Bridgestone golf balls. Probably not bribe the cop golf balls though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2026 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

Bridgestone made motorcycles, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:24 PM (utfVc)

65 Me no ride in kar with timeless Vibe king.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 10, 2026 10:24 PM (f5xB0)

66 Yes, Happy Mother's Day to the ladies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:25 PM (bss/y)

67
Her Majesty and Gentleman Johnny on our wedding day.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/Johnny%20Prudence.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 10:25 PM (HdYcL)

68
It would be a hoot if the brides accidentally sent their OF videos to family instead of the wedding video.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K)

69 Less crime during the Super Bowl.
Posted by: davidt

And a big spike right after, but only in two major metro areas.

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

70 People can wear what they want to, I don't care. I'm no fashion expert by any means. But some of those gowns are ridiculous. When a bow on a dress is as big as a door I think that's pushing it too far. The focus is supposed to be on the bride. But whatever.

Posted by: Case at May 10, 2026 10:26 PM (NWIIQ)

71 Can relate to the golf kid. Has my worst round in 3 years today. Made it look easy to shoot so poorly.

Posted by: scampydog at May 10, 2026 10:26 PM (41CYW)

72 Wedding attire: backs. bosoms. butts. And that dress that is open on the front for easy access......

Um, yeah. That's all I have to comment.

Hope every mom here had a good mom's day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - white despite at May 10, 2026 10:27 PM (Cl/mc)

73
I wonder about the woman on the bottom-left of the second jpg..... that is a bridal gown, with some lace in the middle, right? Not a separate skirt and top showing off her midriff? Cuz that would be tacky

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:23

It is 2 pieces, lol. Everyone better get cracking on their ab work, that trend isn’t just wedding dresses! It’s actually a positive change from all the naked illusion dresses from the last 5 years. I never understood walking down the aisle with it looking like errthing is out there!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:27 PM (Dd38x)

74 And the woman in the 2nd row on the right in the 3rd jpg..... she needs to pull her dress up a bit. Cleavage is acceptable in a wedding dress. Sideboob is for the bridesmaids.
Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

I think she should jump up and down vigorously, to make certain the dress will stay up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:28 PM (utfVc)

75 Thanks for the Sunday Night ONT, Doof!

Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful Moms out there.

And thanks for the fashion update on weddings, Piper!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 10, 2026 10:28 PM (vrNzf)

76 44 Less crime during the Super Bowl.

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)
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Not this year... my Patriots got mugged and pantsed and used like a woman

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2026 10:28 PM (rlR9Y)

77 74 And the woman in the 2nd row on the right in the 3rd jpg..... she needs to pull her dress up a bit. Cleavage is acceptable in a wedding dress. Sideboob is for the bridesmaids.
Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

I think she should jump up and down vigorously, to make certain the dress will stay up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:28 PM (utfVc)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 10, 2026 10:29 PM (xcxpd)

78
No black dresses for whores??

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:29 PM (3ek7K)

79 Best of Michelle Obama…
Off for a horror movie.
Posted by: Stateless

These thoughts seem connected.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boob belts you betcha at May 10, 2026 10:29 PM (Cl/mc)

80 one out of the 4 models for mother of the bride looks old enough to be a mother of a bride. The rest look like bridesmaids to me. I suppose somewhat do to being 29, everybody starts to look young.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 10, 2026 10:29 PM (PV+Zw)

81 Was that last image a "Deep Thought by Jack Handey"? Good one!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2026 10:30 PM (cWLG3)

82 When a bow on a dress is as big as a door I think that's pushing it too far. The focus is supposed to be on the bride. But whatever.
Posted by: Case

That's for the groom's convenience. He can get shitfaced at the reception and still untie his bride later that night.

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

83 Used to think Heather Locklear was hot, before she became a crazy person.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 10, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)

84 >> Best of Michelle Obama

Review of the Curtain and Drapery Dept. third floor, sir.

Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2026 10:32 PM (fnZRl)

85 And thanks for the fashion update on weddings, Piper!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May

Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:33 PM (hftzA)

86 Mother of the Bride (and Groom) Trends

I read this as "Trends for the mother of the bride, and for the groom" and not "Trends for the mothers of the bride and the groom."

Then scrolled down and was confused by the pictures.

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

87 17 CBD if you're here, as far I know MagTech ammo is fine. I haven't really bought/used factory ammo much for a long time, but when I did, MagTech was one of the brands I'd often buy. Good Brazilian stuff. Good brass for reloading, FWIW.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 10:08 PM (U/Byj)
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What do you think of Blazer ammo?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2026 10:34 PM (cWLG3)

88 mmmm, that's what it's all about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:20 PM (bss/y

Rise, one now free of the profane.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2026 10:34 PM (YlWIZ)

89 My wedding dress was made in Kuwait - twice. The first dress was burned up when the owner of the building was angry the dressmakers didn't pay the higher rate of rent he wanted, and torched their shop. I had to get more fabric and find a new dressmaker two weeks before I left for the States for the wedding. God bless the atelier who agreed - he made the dresses for all the Kuwaiti royalty and did it as a favor to the embassy. He finished it in three days since it was simple compared to the elaborate things he normally made. Needless to say, it was beautiful!

Posted by: moki at May 10, 2026 10:34 PM (wLjpr)

90 86 Mother of the Bride (and Groom) Trends

I read this as "Trends for the mother of the bride, and for the groom" and not "Trends for the mothers of the bride and the groom."

Then scrolled down and was confused by the pictures.
Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:33 PM

Grooms have it easy in this whole situation.

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:35 PM (hftzA)

91 Rise, one now free of the profane.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2026 10:34 PM (YlWIZ)

Cannibalism reference?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:36 PM (bss/y)

92 Back in the day I got a job as Security for the Go-Gos at a live show at the Santa Cruz County fair.
Heh.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2026 10:36 PM (oq9dX)

93 89 My wedding dress was made in Kuwait - twice. The first dress was burned up when the owner of the building was angry the dressmakers didn't pay the higher rate of rent he wanted, and torched their shop. I had to get more fabric and find a new dressmaker two weeks before I left for the States for the wedding. God bless the atelier who agreed - he made the dresses for all the Kuwaiti royalty and did it as a favor to the embassy. He finished it in three days since it was simple compared to the elaborate things he normally made. Needless to say, it was beautiful!
Posted by: moki at May 10, 2026 10:34 PM

Oh my gosh, what a story!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:36 PM (hftzA)

94 @90 The tuxedo t-shirt makes it too easy.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2026 10:36 PM (cWLG3)

95 I read this as "Trends for the mother of the bride, and for the groom" and not "Trends for the mothers of the bride and the groom."

Then scrolled down and was confused by the pictures.
Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

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The groom wears whatever is available and the rental wear outlet. Hopefully not in any of the primary colors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 10, 2026 10:36 PM (6/7Fs)

96 I was, sadly, the only one at Church today wearing a rose for their mother. But I refuse to give up the tradition! And I got a lot of commentary about, "Oh, yes, I wonder why I/we stopped doing that..."

From the content: I figured the would-be-HSer was just stalking some poolboy love-interest.

Wedding content: The bridal dresses are all lovely. The mother-dresses are mostly fine but that purple-pink number looks like a bathrobe, opening in front like that - gauche! Lots of people in those pictures need to eat a sandwich, or some pizza.

Posted by: RandomDave at May 10, 2026 10:37 PM (aJQbY)

97 This seems too easy, but also incredibly smart
This is why I know how to use my body to measure things. And there's just no way to word that that the Horde can't turn into something obscene. So I'm good with it.

Posted by: GWB at May 10, 2026 10:37 PM (wcq2x)

98 Mötley Crüe - I try to avoid groups that have hovering dots in their names…

Posted by: mindful webworker - and bad puns at that at May 10, 2026 10:37 PM (Cl/mc)

99 What do you think of Blazer ammo?

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*ahem*

That's Bl@zer

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at May 10, 2026 10:38 PM (6/7Fs)

100 Funniest/darkest thing I read today was that high level Democrats held a meeting / conference call and one of the topics was how could they fire the entire Virginia Supreme Court and hire a new one that would quickly overturn the recent decision.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2026 10:38 PM (AnnNE)

101 faces come out of the rain ...
Posted by: Adriane

…and they stand there!

Ooop. Streams crossed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mountaining at May 10, 2026 10:39 PM (Cl/mc)

102 Socialism sucks. And it breeds behavior like this.

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Not unexpected at all given they are paid to do it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

103 That Go-Go's video is one of the best videos because all of the members look like they're enjoying themselves. And girls always look better (and those started out looking good) when they look like they're having fun.

Posted by: GWB at May 10, 2026 10:39 PM (wcq2x)

104 I am off to bed, 4 classes tomorrow. Eeek!

Have a great night, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2026 10:39 PM (hftzA)

105 When you can get Mel Brooks laughing, you're funny. See Bob Uecker here as an example...

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z0QtOwksVoA

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 10, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)

106 You may be terribly offended by this:

Spitting Image roasts Keir Starmer

https://youtu.be/BqZPWhxowqU

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:40 PM (2GVsD)

107
Worked with a woman for many years. We in the office knew her "dating " history, lol.

She had a huge church wedding. We from the office sat in the back trying not to laugh our asses off.

The marriage didn't last long.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:41 PM (3ek7K)

108
Mötley Crüe - I try to avoid groups that have hovering dots in their names…
Posted by: mindful webworker

Including Blue Öyster Cult?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++)

109 I use that parking trick when backing up while not trying to tap another car's bumper. However, being on pavement I drop a loogie on the road to guide my progress.

Posted by: Rex B at May 10, 2026 10:43 PM (rgnea)

110 Did an oil change on the convertible today, and after filling the engine with clean oil, took it for a quick boot up the road to get the oil circulating, and see if it needed any additional once I stopped and let it settle. Got to the top of the hill a mile south of my place. and right by the three huge grain bins was a herd of nearly dozen pronghorn antelope. They ran a few yards, and then turned and looked at me curiously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:43 PM (utfVc)

111 Back up cameras have trivialized parallel parking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:44 PM (bss/y)

112 100 Funniest/darkest thing I read today was that high level Democrats held a meeting / conference call and one of the topics was how could they fire the entire Virginia Supreme Court and hire a new one that would quickly overturn the recent decision.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm praying the Virginia Supreme Court has upped its security detail. Seriously. Guarantee the Virginia Communists have assassination on the table.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2026 10:44 PM (sAmhv)

113 AOP, were they looking for a ride in the convertible?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 10, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

114 Senator Mark Kelly says we're almost out of ammunition.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (Cqx++)

115 Mötley Crüe - I try to avoid groups that have hovering dots in their names…
Posted by: mindful webworker
*
Including Blue Öyster Cult?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026

***
Vun must rezpekt der Umlaut!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

116 The VA DA Jay Jones wants to kill Conservatives so killing a few traitors to the cause will help him sleep soundly with a smile on his evil face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (2GVsD)

117 Grateful to celebrate two amazing mothers this Mother’s Day. ❤️

https://tinyurl.com/2n9vyzye

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (f5xB0)

118 I'm praying the Virginia Supreme Court has upped its security detail. Seriously. Guarantee the Virginia Communists have assassination on the table.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2026 10:44 PM (sAmhv)

They only need to kill one. It was 4-3, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:47 PM (bss/y)

119 Piper,
I like the blue bow on that dress. So simple but the dress is beautifully tailored.
I like the second dress except the pointy waistline.
I mostly like clean, elegant dresses. They look so simple but are impeccably made.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 10, 2026 10:47 PM (VCgbV)

120 AOP, were they looking for a ride in the convertible?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 10, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

Well, I whistled for them but they refused to come near. I got a pic with my phone, but it's not very good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:47 PM (utfVc)

121 Vun must rezpekt der Umlaut!

Is that you Eric von Zipper?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)

122 He finished it in three days since it was simple compared to the elaborate things he normally made. Needless to say, it was beautiful!
Posted by: moki at May 10, 2026 10:34 PM (wLjpr)

Miss Sally wouldn't want some fancy dress.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

123
Senator Mark Kelly says we're almost out of ammunition.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (Cqx++)

_____________

Senator Mark Kelly would say we were landing in Normandy on June 6th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 10:48 PM (HdYcL)

124 This Quartering shit is insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:48 PM (bss/y)

125
Kelly is equating his lack of ammo from his part to our ammo supply.

Its not the same dickhead.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

126 113 AOP, were they looking for a ride in the convertible?

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FUN FACT: The only car that a Pronghorn antelope can ride in is a convertible.

Because of, you know, the pronghorns.

Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 10, 2026 10:48 PM (6/7Fs)

127 Senator Mark Kelly says we're almost out of ammunition.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (Cqx++)

As long as there are Democrats, there will be scarcity of dumb bombs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:48 PM (utfVc)

128 72 Wedding attire: backs. bosoms. butts. And that dress that is open on the front for easy access......
Posted by: mindful webworker - white despite

Is that also why the hot pink mother of the bride dress ties in the front?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)

129 The mother-dresses are mostly fine but that purple-pink number looks like a bathrobe, opening in front like that - gauche!
Posted by: RandomDave at May 10, 2026 10:37 PM (aJQbY)

It looks more like a step-mother of the bride who gets locked in a room with the groom overnight and....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 10:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

130 Hey Mark 'The Hills Have Eyes' Kelly, who shipped all that ammo to Ukraine?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)

131 I don't get the backing up 'trick'.

Backing up two inches or two feet would not have made a difference.
Been a while but I think that type will lock down when you hit it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

132 Kelly is equating his lack of ammo from his part to our ammo supply.

Its not the same dickhead.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

*golfclap for the double entendre*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:50 PM (bss/y)

133
She's ready for the threesome.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:50 PM (3ek7K)

134 Since this seems to be a bridal thread, why do the bride and groom figures placed on top of wedding cakes always look like they were bought at K-Mart?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2026 10:50 PM (abIsI)

135 Wedding attire: backs. bosoms. butts. And that dress that is open on the front for easy access......
Posted by: mindful webworker - white despite
*
Is that also why the hot pink mother of the bride dress ties in the front?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2026

***
I quote that timeless philosopher, the Big Bopper:

"Lookit all these good-looking bridesmaids walkin' 'round here! 'Hel-looo, bay-bee --!' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:51 PM (wzUl9)

136 The one gal with the strapless dress is pretty hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:51 PM (bss/y)

137 Aetius

That mess, yeah Jeremy needs to step away from the Internet and find a new hobby - like gardening.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:51 PM (2GVsD)

138 114 Senator Mark Kelly says we're almost out of ammunition.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He lies a lot. Even so, just in case, he should be arrested for treason.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 10, 2026 10:51 PM (sAmhv)

139 Drop Mark Kelly between the minarets. Scare the goats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

140 I quote that timeless philosopher, the Big Bopper:

"Lookit all these good-looking bridesmaids walkin' 'round here! 'Hel-looo, bay-bee --!' "
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:51 PM (wzUl9)

Is it wrong that I would have been happy if only Buddy Holly survived?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (bss/y)

141 Since this seems to be a bridal thread, why do the bride and groom figures placed on top of wedding cakes always look like they were bought at K-Mart?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Someone needs to start a trend of 3D-printing models of the actual bride and groom.

Then painting 'em up like wargaming minis. But maybe without armaments.

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)

142 114 Senator Mark Kelly says we're almost out of ammunition.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (Cqx++)

Hegseth says they are considering if a grand jury will indict him for disclosing classified info.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (y171U)

143
Healey,

They know where they came from.

So does everyone else, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:53 PM (3ek7K)

144 It looks more like a step-mother of the bride who gets locked in a room with the groom overnight and....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026

***
In 1983 I wouldn't have minded being locked up overnight with my then-mother-in-law. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)

145 That mess, yeah Jeremy needs to step away from the Internet and find a new hobby - like gardening.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:51 PM (2GVsD)

I've never watched him. Got a bad feeling about the guy way back when he covered Tombstone with Drinker around 5-6 years ago and he was stoned off his ass. My favorite movie and he fucking scuffed it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:53 PM (bss/y)

146

Mikeski,

That's a great idea!

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 10:54 PM (3ek7K)

147 Backing up two inches or two feet would not have made a difference.
Been a while but I think that type will lock down when you hit it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

Yes, it's a pintle hitch, and they are made to close automatically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:54 PM (utfVc)

148 unniest/darkest thing I read today was that high level Democrats held a meeting / conference call and one of the topics was how could they fire the entire Virginia Supreme Court and hire a new one that would quickly overturn the recent decision.
Posted by: Tom Servo
====

I'm praying the Virginia Supreme Court has upped its security detail. Seriously. Guarantee the Virginia Communists have assassination on the table.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
++++

Got to keep your options open when the only thing that matters is power.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)

149
139 Drop Mark Kelly between the minarets. Scare the goats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

Sharif won’t like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2026 10:55 PM (AnnNE)

150 32 *walks in*
*views cheap paneling and orange shag carpet*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I can just smell that description.

Some things never leave you.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Kyh8Y)

I live it. Cut a lot of the carpet out but the walls are still cheap paneling.

Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 10:55 PM (ZFqKB)

151 Hello wonderful Horde! Just dropped in to wish you all well. And a special shout out to the Mothers Day Ettes.
Love you all and will try to post more often.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 10, 2026 10:56 PM (TfUTr)

152
Prolonged weightlessness did something to Kelly's brain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)

153 Is it wrong that I would have been happy if only Buddy Holly survived?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (bss/y)

Richie Valens had the potential to become a huge star.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:57 PM (utfVc)

154 Aetius

Do not go back that far with Jeremy. Just past year or so. But I started to get a really weird vibe off him and said 'I am done.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)

155 In 1983 I wouldn't have minded being locked up overnight with my then-mother-in-law. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)

There's plenty of vids... I mean, so I've heard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

156 Publius

Or a cosmic particle scrambled a neuron or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)

157 100 Funniest/darkest thing I read today was that high level Democrats held a meeting / conference call and one of the topics was how could they fire the entire Virginia Supreme Court and hire a new one that would quickly overturn the recent decision.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Virginia Supreme Court judges should probably start wearing bullet proof vests. Given the number of assassination attempts on Trump, you can't be too careful with liberals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

158 Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 10:55 PM (ZFqKB)

Sounds like a lot of work, Reforger.

Can I get you an RC?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 10:58 PM (1Ff7Z)

159 Commandment:
Honor your father and your mother.
Addendum:
Especially your mother.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Listen to the mothers.

https://youtu.be/InNiFtwma60

Happy Mother's Day, Moms!

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)

160 Just finished watching Mildred Pierce, the 1940s original with Joan Crawford and Ann Blyth as her ungrateful, narcissistic-personality daughter. Grand stuff; even Miss Linda, who normally dislikes B & W movies on principle, liked it.

We're expecting rain again tomorrow, but not until midday, so I'll be able to work out around dawn. Later this week I have to call the IRS. They sent me a letter saying they can't send me my refund because I didn't provide a bank account. But I told them on the form to apply the money to my 2026 taxes. I guess they're not used to someone doing that, despite the line on the 1040 form specifically for that. I need to talk to somebody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)

161 I would say that the woman backing into the trailer is my oldest daughter-in-law except the voice is too high. Yes, including the tattoos.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 10, 2026 10:59 PM (DK5Sh)

162
I get them mixed up, I see. It was Mark Kelly's twin brother, *Scott* who spent 340 days aboard the ISS as part of the Twins study. Mark has only 50 days total in space.

I don't know what Scott is like, but maybe Mark needed more time in space....

A cosmic ray hitting his brain just right remains a viable explanation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 10, 2026 10:59 PM (w6EFb)

163 Can I get you an RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 10:58 PM (1Ff7Z)

Wait. You're one of them aren't you?

Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 11:00 PM (ZFqKB)

164 I would say that the woman backing into the trailer is my oldest daughter-in-law except the voice is too high. Yes, including the tattoos.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

Her tattoos have voices? That's just freaky.

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

165
Given the number of assassination attempts on Trump, you can't be too careful with liberals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

__________

If something happens, how vigorously do you think VA law enforcement would investigate and pursue the perp?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 11:01 PM (HdYcL)

166 Do not go back that far with Jeremy. Just past year or so. But I started to get a really weird vibe off him and said 'I am done.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)

Yeah, people are odd.

Hell, even with my click history, I never see his thumbnails.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:01 PM (bss/y)

167 What's shaking?

Must go put the garbage out at the curb. Now that I'm retired garbage day is the only thing that keeps me aware of what day it is.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 10, 2026 11:01 PM (55Qr6)

168
This house we bought 2 years ago is full of that shiplap crap, all painted white.

We live in SW Wyoming and only had 3 houses available . This one has a huge garage so it won. Actually bank won lol.

Haven't seen a ship since we left South Carolina.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:01 PM (3ek7K)

169 Wait. You're one of them aren't you?
Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 11:00 PM (ZFqKB)

I bought a couple of cans from Dollar Tree today. But, I did have a Dr. Pepper with lunch and a Coke with dinner.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

170 "I am the Infidel” (that your Imam warned about)

youtube.com/watch?v=AYLvcb96KYo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 10, 2026 11:02 PM (f5xB0)

171 164 I would say that the woman backing into the trailer is my oldest daughter-in-law except the voice is too high. Yes, including the tattoos.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

Her tattoos have voices? That's just freaky.
Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

I wonder if they sound like Walter Brennan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:02 PM (bss/y)

172 Later this week I have to call the IRS. They sent me a letter saying they can't send me my refund because I didn't provide a bank account. But I told them on the form to apply the money to my 2026 taxes. I guess they're not used to someone doing that, despite the line on the 1040 form specifically for that. I need to talk to somebody.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)

Good to know. One of my clients got that same letter. He PAID a tax due balance with the filed return via Electronic Funds Withdrawal and he confirmed the amount came out of his bank account on time.

Top Men at the IRS. Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2026 11:04 PM (wVcYX)

173
Looks like Sir Queer Starmer is packing it in, so to speak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 11:04 PM (HdYcL)

174 I’m reading a couple different books about the Cold War and Espionage and they delve into the early years of the Commies. I knew they were bad news, but Jeeze Louise. They had a few different flavors and offshoots, and were always fighting each other and killing each other off. No dissent allowed.

That’s why Trotsky ended up in Turkey, and then Norway, and then Mexico. They murdered his family, and eventually got him, too. He was invited to testify before the congressional Dies committee, but that didn’t happen.

There was much confusion over the years with the party faithful, because, again no dissent was allowed. When the Nazis and Communists agreed to carve up Poland, they signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, which was quite a lot to swallow.

They immediately went into a propaganda spin where they were “antiwar” and demanded that the US stay out of any talk about war or supporting Great Britain by supplying arms. They did a 180 overnight.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2026 11:04 PM (WXiAd)

175
Virginia Supreme Court judges should probably start wearing bullet proof vests.

They should carry so they could shoot back like Abe Lincoln on Police Squad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 11:05 PM (Cqx++)

176
Hadrian,

At least he is familiar with packing.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:05 PM (3ek7K)

177 173
Looks like Sir Queer Starmer is packing it in, so to speak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 11:04 PM (HdYcL)

I think he has ukrainian male models do that for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:05 PM (bss/y)

178 Hadrian

#106. If you got 17 minutes to be offended while laughing at Keir.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

179 Drank 4oz of Coke about 6mo ago when I ran out of Vodka and broke into my dollar bottle cache.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 10, 2026 11:06 PM (f5xB0)

180
Starmer will be replaced by someone even worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 11:07 PM (HdYcL)

181 This Quartering shit is insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Internet drama is garbage shit like Jerry Springer for millenials. Also, he's been a dipshit for years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2026 11:07 PM (diia5)

182 Watching old Adult Swim broadcasts on YouTube.

Totally forgotten anime - Kikaider. Pilot Candidate, and Blue Gender.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)

183
Her tattoos have voices? That's just freaky.
Posted by: mikeski

Illustrated Woman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 11:08 PM (Cqx++)

184 160 Just finished watching Mildred Pierce, the 1940s original with Joan Crawford and Ann Blyth as her ungrateful, narcissistic-personality daughter. Grand stuff; even Miss Linda, who normally dislikes B & W movies on principle, liked it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)

Ann Blyth is still with us I believe. And Crawford deserved to win the Academy Award.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 10, 2026 11:08 PM (y171U)

185
Maybe the replacement will have a clean part.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:08 PM (3ek7K)

186 I bought a couple of cans from Dollar Tree today. But, I did have a Dr. Pepper with lunch and a Coke with dinner.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

I mentioned my RC cult joke to my wife and she immediately knew who I was talking about.
"You're an asshole. Those people were sweet."
I looked at her in silence.
"What? They were and they loved you"
I said "You didn't finish"
"huh"
"Would you like an RC?"

I spent the next couple hours in the shop.

Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 11:09 PM (ZFqKB)

187 Now it is all about content farming over Jeremy so that has been turned out now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)

188
And here I thought that Mildred Pierce was the biographic pic of the unnatural love child of Millard Fillmore and Franklin Pierce.

I guess that I have lived a sheltered life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 10, 2026 11:09 PM (xG4kz)

189 I think it was Waylon Jennings, he and Buddy Holly flipped a coin to see who would get to fly, and who would ride the bus. He made a wisecrack “I hope your plane crashes” and felt pretty bad about that the rest of his life, naturally.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2026 11:09 PM (WXiAd)

190 171 164 I wonder if they sound like Walter Brennan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:02 PM (bss/y)

Or Gaby Hayes, "Yer durn tootin'!"

Posted by: Joemarine at May 10, 2026 11:10 PM (y171U)

191 It’s impossible to know if Starmer is really ready to resign, or whether it’s just an op to try to push Starmer into resigning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2026 11:11 PM (AnnNE)

192
And here I thought that Mildred Pierce was the biographic pic of the unnatural love child of Millard Fillmore and Franklin Pierce.

That was Hawkeye Pierce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (Cqx++)

193
Tom, probably. It's fun imagining him squirm.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (3ek7K)

194 182 Watching old Adult Swim broadcasts on YouTube.

Totally forgotten anime - Kikaider. Pilot Candidate, and Blue Gender.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)

Remember the Troops videos from right around 1999-2000? A Parody of COPS with Imperial Storm Troopers? Loved those.

https://youtu.be/5HO70-Rk3jE?si=ar2Y4gRC2_FrFSYy

I was wrong. 1997. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (bss/y)

195 Jeremy/The Quartering went off the rails in a big way.

Do not want.

Frankly a lot of the 'Friday Night Tights' crowd turned out to be kinda creepy or they veered Left.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (xcxpd)

196 Lace is nice. But make sure you get the real handmade stuff not that knockoff machine made crap.

* I would know nothing about such things but wife made me go to some Flagler Museum that was the guys mansion and it was full of stuff the family had... lace exhibit was unexpectedly interesting... as was the armed guard who followed me around half the day until I started treating him like my personal docent.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)

197 This house we bought 2 years ago is full of that shiplap crap, all painted white.

HOW FRABJOUS!

Posted by: Joanna Gaines, Weirdo at May 10, 2026 11:13 PM (FVUaB)

198 Looks like Sir Queer Starmer is packing it in, so to speak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2026 11:04 PM (HdYcL)

The James Madison hardest hit, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 11:13 PM (utfVc)

199
Antics,

Never admit on Ace that you are wrong.

Like democrats you misrembered.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (3ek7K)

200 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere,
Here's the Carol Burnett parody of Mildred Pierce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLfSiKI3DsM

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (0Htd1)

201 Good evening und danke Disko und Piper

Lib little sis will need help picking a MOG dress so thanks for that article Piper

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (RIvkX)

202 @167. Farmer

Same here. Gotta put it out Sunday evening. The truck comes by too early Monday morning. I'm still out of it that early in the morning.

Posted by: Case at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (NWIIQ)

203 191 It’s impossible to know if Starmer is really ready to resign, or whether it’s just an op to try to push Starmer into resigning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2026 11:11 PM (AnnNE)

That would be my guess. They can't 'force' him out unless they use blackmail on him without losing the majority at this point by breaking the government. So he could just go tell them to pound sand.

It would be smart for something to happen to him. Get some other asshole in there to try to repair things between now and ... 2028?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)

204
Spellcheck sucks

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:15 PM (3ek7K)

205 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 10, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

206
Funniest/darkest thing I read today was that high level Democrats held a meeting / conference call and one of the topics was how could they fire the entire Virginia Supreme Court and hire a new one that would quickly overturn the recent decision.

Temu Obama is really desperate to prove that he is relevant and badass. I think that Trump's putting him in a sombrero while sporting a mustache, all to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance, broke him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 10, 2026 11:16 PM (xG4kz)

207 Frankly a lot of the 'Friday Night Tights' crowd turned out to be kinda creepy or they veered Left.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (xcxpd)

Gary- he's awesome

I don't like Geeks and Gamers Jeremy. He just strikes me as skeevy for some reason. It's a purely gut thing but my gut is rarely wrong.

Az- I like. He's a doofus, but I like him in small doses.

Ryan is ok.

Chrissy never struck me as anything more than starfucking by being on there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)

208 How do you know Kathleen Kennedy killed Star Wars?

When Troops is better than The Acolyte.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:17 PM (2GVsD)

209 Well, the news is there is a groundswell growing in the Labour caucus for a leadership review. Some 40-odds Labour MP's want him gone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 11:17 PM (utfVc)

210 Suckcheck spells.

Posted by: Bulg at May 10, 2026 11:17 PM (77rzZ)

211
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:18 PM (3ek7K)

212 Senator Mark Kelly says we're almost out of ammunition.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2026 10:46 PM (Cqx++)

Hegseth says they are considering if a grand jury will indict him for disclosing classified info.
Posted by: Joemarine

Whether he disclosed real or fake info, or lied about it, they should still charge him.
Maybe trick him into going someplace overseas under military jurisdiction.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 11:19 PM (/lPRQ)

213 I bave spellcheck turned off.

Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 11:19 PM (ZFqKB)

214 207 Frankly a lot of the 'Friday Night Tights' crowd turned out to be kinda creepy or they veered Left.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 10, 2026 11:12 PM (xcxpd)

Gary- he's awesome

I don't like Geeks and Gamers Jeremy. He just strikes me as skeevy for some reason. It's a purely gut thing but my gut is rarely wrong.

Az- I like. He's a doofus, but I like him in small doses.

Ryan is ok.

Chrissy never struck me as anything more than starfucking by being on there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)

I do like Gary/Nerdrotic. He at least has the right enemies, still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 10, 2026 11:19 PM (xcxpd)

215 Is it wrong that I would have been happy if only Buddy Holly survived?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 10:52 PM (bss/y)

Richie Valens had the potential to become a huge star.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 10:57 PM (utfVc)

No. America did not in fact crave more La Bamba.

It's a myth.

Posted by: spew zirconium philips at May 10, 2026 11:19 PM (lz7iW)

216 When Troops is better than The Acolyte.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:17 PM (2GVsD)

You say that with pride!

The special effects are hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:19 PM (bss/y)

217 Recall Mark Kelly to active duty and put him in charge of Johnson Atoll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

218
Thank goodness today is Mother's Day.

It gave us a break from the census woman banging on our door.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:20 PM (3ek7K)

219 I spent the next couple hours in the shop.
Posted by: Reforger at May 10, 2026 11:09 PM (ZFqKB)

A wise move.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2026 11:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

220 That would be my guess. They can't 'force' him out unless they use blackmail on him without losing the majority at this point by breaking the government. So he could just go tell them to pound sand.

It would be smart for something to happen to him. Get some other asshole in there to try to repair things between now and ... 2028?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)

I don't know internal Labour party rules. Usually, in most parties in a Westminster System Parliament, there is some threshhold number of party MP's have to meet to trigger a leadership review. If the Party holds a leadership review, and Starmer is voted out, he ceases to be PM, but retains his Commons seat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 11:21 PM (utfVc)

221 You want special effects?

https://youtu.be/voJ6-Tyn0Do

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:22 PM (2GVsD)

222 Recall Mark Kelly to active duty and put him in charge of Johnson Atoll.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

I'd prefer he command the second Titan submersible.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 10, 2026 11:23 PM (qx7Zg)

223 221 You want special effects?

https://youtu.be/voJ6-Tyn0Do
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:22 PM (2GVsD)

Hah. The beard is classy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)

224 I think it was Waylon Jennings, he and Buddy Holly flipped a coin to see who would get to fly, and who would ride the bus. He made a wisecrack “I hope your plane crashes” and felt pretty bad about that the rest of his life, naturally.
Posted by: Common Tater

B.S.
He tried the Wish-Curse on everyone who crossed him.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 11:25 PM (/lPRQ)

225
Hearing sirens here which is very rare.

Could it be someone who has had enough of his m-n-law?

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:28 PM (3ek7K)

226 Well, OK, if you say so. I thought he claimed that happened. Maybe not, I’ve no idea I wasn’t even alive then much less there.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2026 11:28 PM (WXiAd)

227 Chairman LMAO, if you're till around, in my experience Bl**er ammo was fine. I didn't really find much material difference between brands back when I shot factory stuff. I am a low-end ammo consumer. All I need is range fodder, basically. Self-defense stuff I buy factory of course. But I reload every thing else (well, not 22LR obviously) and for a decade or more, so have no real current take on commercial offerings.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 11:31 PM (U/Byj)

228 And now for something completely different.

https://youtu.be/Dt3zgFRaJ1U

Posted by: mikeski approves of senseless violins at May 10, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

229 Winch on the back of my truck or trailer it appears that it will be necessary to run a 4ga wire directly from the battery to the winch. I think a ground (4ga) running from the frame to the winch will be acceptable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 10, 2026 11:33 PM (f5xB0)

230 Sheesh.
Trailer rig thing. She measured it. Just tell her to back up 8 inches.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

231 Certainly some cheery mom's day news out of TX and CO. Dead bodies in a Union Pacific boxcar near Laredo. And someone jumped the fences at Denver airport, went strolling across the runways, and got their Darwinian reward via airliner engine (gruesome).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

232
Most women don't know what eight inches is.

Its a mystery.

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)

233 228 And now for something completely different.

https://youtu.be/Dt3zgFRaJ1U
Posted by: mikeski approves of senseless violins at May 10, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

I liked it before the singing started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2026 11:37 PM (bss/y)

234 I never answered the last Census effort, ignored the repeated pleas and warnings, and nobody every showed up.

Not going to add any numbers to the CA count.

Of course I'm sure they just infer/make up a number, which is easy to do, and in a reasonable way. Oh well. Tiny, futile acts of resistance.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 11:38 PM (U/Byj)

235 Most women don't know what eight inches is.
Its a mystery.
Posted by: four seasons

The Paolo uses centimeters in his home country, but, how you say, when not in Rome.....

Posted by: Paolo at May 10, 2026 11:38 PM (VHUov)

236 Pipes!
Great presentation!!!
Makes me want to have another wedding. Sadly Mrs D would show up though.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2026 11:40 PM (2WIwB)

237 Hearing sirens here which is very rare.

Could it be someone who has had enough of his m-n-law?

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:28 PM (3ek7K)

Did you hear a chipper running in the distance?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 10, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

238 On this date in 1967, Marvin Young was born. Going by the stage name Young M.C., he is best known for the hit song "Bust A Move" featuring Flea (the bassist of Red Hot Chili Peppers), off his debut album Stone Cold Rhymin' (1989).

After "Heatseeker" charted in 2002 (off his sixth studio album Engage The Enzyme), he did not chart again for over two decades, until "Fun Part" was released as a non-album single in 2024(!!!). So, yeah, he's still around and making music, looks like he's even experimenting with adding AI elements -- and at his age! I had no idea until I looked into it for his birthday.

To be clear: even more than his earlier crossover hits, "Fun Part" is solidly in the rhythm music genre, which I like -- kind of tranced out there for a bit -- but some don't. You'll know which camp you're in.

Young M.C. - Stone Cold Rhymin' (Deluxe Edition)
* Bust A Move
* I Come Off
* Pick Up The Pace
* Principal's Office
YouTube playlist: https://tinyurl.com/24p2xsku

Young MC - Fun Part (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/4VCOIAtBNGQ

"Young MC Charts His First New Hit in Over 20 Years"
Billboard article: https://tinyurl.com/2pv48dk8

Posted by: SciVo at May 10, 2026 11:42 PM (Sy6m/)

239 225
Hearing sirens here which is very rare.

Could it be someone who has had enough of his m-n-law?

Posted by: four seasons
------------

Ground's still frozen?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 10, 2026 11:42 PM (f5xB0)

240 Recall Mark Kelly to active duty and put him in charge of Johnson Atoll.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Johnston Atoll would be a good gig.

When I was a Kwajalein I asked one of the very few military guys, "Who did you piss off to get sent here."

He laughed and said it's actually a pretty decent place.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 11:42 PM (/lPRQ)

241 Certainly some cheery mom's day news out of TX and CO. Dead bodies in a Union Pacific boxcar near Laredo. And someone jumped the fences at Denver airport, went strolling across the runways, and got their Darwinian reward via airliner engine (gruesome).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

Pretty sketchy neighborhood down around Rosie's Cantina.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2026 11:43 PM (utfVc)

242 Very welcome good news at Axios: "Violent crime rates plunge in America's big cities."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xw8n4

This falling crime rate, and the securing of the southern border, are IMHO the greatest accomplishments of DJT second term.

Posted by: gp at May 10, 2026 11:44 PM (N8ZBc)

243 lPRQ)

225
Hearing sirens here which is very rare.

Could it be someone who has had enough of his m-n-law?

Posted by: four seasons at May 10, 2026 11:28 PM (3ek7K)

I live about 6 blocks from a large hospital. I don’t even notice sirens anymore. CareFlight helicopter overflies my house pretty regularly. Heck if it’s a quiet night I can hear them start up the engine on the pad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2026 11:46 PM (AnnNE)

244 Certainly some cheery mom's day news out of TX and CO. Dead bodies in a Union Pacific boxcar near Laredo.
===

They only turn zombie in the TV shows.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2026 11:46 PM (/lPRQ)

245 Hello. I'm calling from my new desktop and wanted to make sure I could still get here to AoSHQ.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 10, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)

246 Looks like Don's going to Chy-nah. Beijing announced May 10-13 visit. Haven't checked details but latest court ruling on tariffs certainly is a fine way to empower the country's chief executive as he heads off to lock horns with our biggest rival and adversary.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2026 11:47 PM (U/Byj)

247 Recall Mark Kelly to active duty and put him in charge of Johnson Atoll.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

I'd prefer he command the second Titan submersible.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 10, 2026 11:23 PM (qx7Zg)

I want to sit on his Article 32 Board.
I'll be completely impartial.
Swearsies!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2026 11:48 PM (2WIwB)

248 Lib little sis will need help picking a MOG dress so thanks for that article Piper
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2026 11:14 PM (RIvkX)

Clavicular encourages looksmaxxing but warns of mogging.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)

249 What, no love for The Big Bopper? He died in the plane crash too. Chantilly Lace was a good song and he wrote songs for other singers too. He also sang White Lightning. Besides that he was in the Army and a good 'ol Texas boy.

Posted by: Case at May 10, 2026 11:49 PM (NWIIQ)

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