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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 9

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Courtesy Terry Glenn

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Nice rescue story

Courtesy RA Alanko

An Oregon woman lost her beloved cat on a Texas road trip. The online gaming community brought it back

Cherri Merritt thought she would never see her cat Tasha again after the longhair ragdoll mix went missing near Dallas, Texas on a cross-country road trip over seven months ago.

However, Tasha is now back home purring peacefully in Merritt’s lap after a twist of fate and a series of unexpected connections brought the cat back to Eugene.

Great story involving a lot of good people!


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How to Draw a Cat

1. Find a picture of a skull-faced cheerleader waving giant leaves. There's probably lots on the internet.

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2. Draw a rope connecting her ankles.

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3. Draw a rope connecting her toes by going over her head.

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4. Add two triangles at the top, then slightly bigger ones over those, and voila! A cat!

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Thank you for the weekend threads!

BeckoningChasm



NOW GET CREATIVE! Thanks, BeckoningChasm!


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Meet The PetMorons

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Hi K.T.

This is my pup Whiskey staring at me from around the corner. So sad and forlorn he is. He does this every morning until I finish my first cuppa tea because that's when he gets his breakfast. Twenty minutes can seem like a lifetime to him, I'm sure, yet he perseveres daily nonetheless.

~~IrishEi

Love that photo! Such eyes! Such a face!

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I mentioned a few weeks ago that I had to let my Eskimo dog go over the Rainbow Bridge. Here’s my new pup, Luna, an 8-month old Eskie puppy. She was a stray who ended up in a kill shelter (and God, do I hate that term) but was saved by a foster mom. I drove to Alexandria to get her and now she is in her forever home. I’m a sad, rotten fellow, but having her makes me happy.

MP4

So happy for you and for Luna that you and a foster mom were able to rescue her! Great rescue photo!

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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde

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The doves are back. This is hatching #2 for 2026. They are ready to fly the coop. Momma is currently sitting on two more eggs so look for two more hatching in late June. They love this dove box and it has been occupied every year since 2022. The nesting pair arrives in February and they leave in September.

rocdoctom

What a great thing! Those doves look cozy!

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 2

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 03:31 PM




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1 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2026 03:33 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Woof woof

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 09, 2026 03:37 PM (Kt19C)

3 I saw that top picture and my 29 y.o. brain started playing "Na na na na na na...BATDOG!"

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 09, 2026 03:38 PM (FEVMW)

4 Dinosaur Face Mr Senegal sends greetings.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 09, 2026 03:38 PM (Kt19C)

5 Howdy, everybody,

I think you've met Sakurazaka. A year ago, she started showing up in my front yard. It took six months of nightly feedings before she even let me get close enough to touch her. Today, she has hardly left my side.

https://is.gd/sn5ME5

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 09, 2026 03:40 PM (f0sNM)

6 System switching width and height again! Look better now?

Posted by: KT at May 09, 2026 03:41 PM (7vIsy)

7 Hey guys,

Short update on our cat clan

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Those are two very cute pet morons!

Posted by: Joyenz at May 09, 2026 03:41 PM (2F0/Y)

8 Guess those microchips can be a life saver

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2026 03:41 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Afternoon, pet folken! A drizzly warm day here in Da Swamp, so I'm quite pleased to sit inside. Both furry thugs were sleeping snugly against me when I woke from my nap just now. Dagny, the ittle grey Siberian, is up on the back of the couch, and Stirling is . . .

. . . I don't know. Usually it's the other way around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:41 PM (wzUl9)

10 That is a fantastic picture up top!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1)

11 A very nice story about the Ragdoll mix cat being found and returned. Kinda not a good idea to bring your cat along on a cross-country trip, especially involving a trailer, but it appears there are still some good people in Oregon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:44 PM (wzUl9)

12 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

In that first picture, I think she's judging you and finding you wanting.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 09, 2026 03:45 PM (+NIRm)

13 Okay; the gang's all here. Big black Stirling is up on the couch too, curled next to me on a cushion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:46 PM (wzUl9)

14 MP4, Luna looks as if she is really hoping you and she will be together for her whole life. As I'm sure she will be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:47 PM (wzUl9)

15 Sakurazaka is a beauty, VTK. How did you choose that name, and about how old do you think she is?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:49 PM (wzUl9)

16 I have a pet story. My stupid dog peed all over a bunch of plants a bunch of times and now I have a dead rosemary, a half-dead rosemary, and two dead oregano plants.

Thanks, Charlie, you piss-crazy bastard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2026 03:51 PM (BI5O2)

17 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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In that first picture, I think she's judging you and finding you wanting.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 09, 2026


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All cats look at their humans, and other humans, like that sometimes. Comes with the Felis catus genetic package.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:52 PM (wzUl9)

18 Meow!

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at May 09, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

19 Your American Eskimo has nice eyes, MP4.

My aunt took in a young American Eskimo from a friend of hers who died. You look in those eyes and there is nothing approaching thought there. Two black marbles. He's a good dog, just like a vapid blonde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 09, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

20 We had a trucker lose his dog in a nearby town. He was taking a load to OK and had to leave. Someone on the FB lost pets group posted a picture of the dog. One thing led to another and the dog and trucker were reunited.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 09, 2026 04:01 PM (7T8ei)

21 Hello Thread of Furballs! Yay, KT!

Had a nice walk this morning with Daisy the magnificent Malinois. Went down to the fenced-in graveyard area, where she likes to run around free and sniff everything. She's been pretty good lately about not running off to herd the cattle, but we still use the leash on walks. Not needed if we have a ball to throw.

Her training collar quit on us, or I might trust her with just that. Still working on obedience discipline with her.

Wednesday last was four years since little not-quite-one year old Daisy jumped out of the back of the truck of the kids who found her loose on the highway, and rushed over to me like we'd been pals forever. Wonderful moment. Didn't know how much we needed another dog, especially a highly active Malinois pup!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - millions of hearts were lifted at May 09, 2026 04:11 PM (Cl/mc)

22 Arf sez Sandy. MP4; congrats on finding and rescuing Luna. Whiskey's dog stare/scold is great. Thanks for sharing and to you K.T. for the post. Have a peaceful weekend/

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 09, 2026 04:14 PM (QVRW2)

23 Such beautiful dogs.


https://is.gd/sn5ME5
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 09, 2026 03:40 PM (f0sNM)

Beautiful cat. The second picture looks like Snowflake.



I was able to remove Snowflake's last huge clump of matted fur this morning! Yay. There's a very tiny little bit left. The beautification project took weeks.

My friend and I came home from Costco yesterday, he pulled into my driveway, and Snowflake - their cat - was sitting on my window sill.

Ralphy is doing well. He really liked Marrobones I got from Amazon and has really been eating which is a nice change of pace. I get tired of carrying him up and down the stairs when I work on the computer but I'm adjusting.

He is too.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

24 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 09, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

Speaking of empty heads, here's an ICYMI of cat-eared comedienne Saaniya Abbas on scientific names for hominids:

🥲 he’s definitely a cutie though #funny #apes
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s3B-E4KQ9w0

Posted by: SciVo at May 09, 2026 04:15 PM (Sy6m/)

25 The vet sez Sakurazaka is four years old. I don't know if she has always been on the streets or if she had people once and was abandoned. But she definitely likes the inside life.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 09, 2026 04:24 PM (f0sNM)

26 You look in those eyes and there is nothing approaching thought there. Two black marbles.

My neighbors dog. The miserable whining barker.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 09, 2026 04:29 PM (Kt19C)

27 Nice rescue story — that was nice. Wonder what the cat had been up to all that time. Guess her injuries weren't too bad‽
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MP4: "I’m a sad, rotten fellow, but having her makes me happy."

What makes sad MP4 happy makes us happy, and that looks like just the kind of pooch that would do the job.
___

🐕
Here's a pic of our Daisy from a couple of days ago, taking a breather after chasing those tennis balls.
https://bit.ly/daisy-05-2006

Posted by: mindful webworker - katz & doggez at May 09, 2026 04:30 PM (Cl/mc)

28 Here's a pic of our Daisy from a couple of days ago, taking a breather after chasing those tennis balls.
https://bit.ly/daisy-05-2006

Posted by: mindful webworker - katz & doggez at May 09, 2026 04:30 PM (Cl/mc)

Awww.so beautiful.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 09, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)

29 Posted by: mindful webworker

Lovely dog. Thx for the photo Looks like she's tired out after a good time of exercise!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WFtAr)

30 All cats look at their humans, and other humans, like that sometimes. Comes with the Felis catus genetic package.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 03:52 PM (wzUl9)

Usually though, they find us somewhere between amusing and useful. Try doing something new and find you have all your cats right with you wondering what is up now.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Ai6WH)

31 Usually though, they find us somewhere between amusing and useful. Try doing something new and find you have all your cats right with you wondering what is up now.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Ai6WH)
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Yep. Even something as boring as opening a new box from Amazon attracts an audience...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2026 04:50 PM (gnNyN)

32 Horse and puppy take a nap together. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/3rbuex8x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 04:51 PM (WFtAr)

33 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 09, 2026 03:40 PM (f0sNM)

Beautiful photos. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 04:52 PM (WFtAr)

34 Cat wins best name contest. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/yvu5u848

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 04:56 PM (WFtAr)

35 Usually though, they find us somewhere between amusing and useful. Try doing something new and find you have all your cats right with you wondering what is up now.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2026
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Yep. Even something as boring as opening a new box from Amazon attracts an audience...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2026


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The moment something new comes into their territory, they are on it. "Is it good to hunt? Can I eat it? Is it good to play with?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 04:57 PM (wzUl9)

36 FenelonSpoke, while you seem to be in the virtual vicinity, I want to thank you for the many links you post. Nice stories and info.

The scriptural ones in the morning, I don't always go to the sites you link to, but I will highlight the book chapter and verse and search BibleGateway. I can pretty much always use a refresher.👼

(It's nice to be able to have a bunch of search engines in the browser, for quick lookups on BibleGateway, IMDb or Wikipedia or DDG images or many others.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - the world at our fingertipis at May 09, 2026 05:00 PM (Cl/mc)

37 Posted by: mindful webworker - the world at our fingertipis at May 09, 2026 05:00 PM (Cl/mc)

Thanks for the kind words . I may be the only person who actually reads the devotionals, 😉but several people have told me they appreciate the Biblical references and that's kind of them.

I like to put some good news about good people as a leavener for the rest of the heavy news here

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 05:04 PM (lQ+/f)

38 . . . I like to put some good news about good people as a leavener for the rest of the heavy news here
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026


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And we bless you for that, Fen. There's enough dark/heavy/bad news out there already.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:06 PM (wzUl9)

39 Whiskey is a handsome dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)

40 Just ran across this short of a very well-trained Malinois-looking dog.
youtu.be/bzIivoIrrOc

Our Daisy is… not quite that well trained. She does do that spinning in circles and barking thing

Posted by: mindful webworker - vocabulary includes ball, outside, and walk at May 09, 2026 05:09 PM (Cl/mc)

41 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:06 PM (wzUl9

Thanks, God bless you too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 05:16 PM (ZeH0U)

42 Guess everybody ran off to the Hobby Thread?

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419601

Arf arf.

Posted by: mindful webworker - now about the feral cats at May 09, 2026 05:38 PM (Cl/mc)

43 I have two cats that hunt snakes. I try to rescue them and return them to the hedge.

I had no idea garter snakes got that long!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2026 05:40 PM (rbvCR)

44 Noodus hobbyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)

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