The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 5/ 8/26

Good morning kids. Lots of things happening as you can see by the links, but two in particular are jumping out at me and getting me rather ticked.

First, the fact that this frog-mouthed silt-eating slug is even in this country in the first place let alone holds public office is offensive in the extreme. Given every advantage that only America would and could, as opposed to the repressive third world shithole of Indonesia that she was spawned in, she has blood-libeled and done all she could to stab us in the back and drag us down to the savage Dark Age level of her forbears.

First of all, this congresswoman claims she's concerned about the humanitarian crisis in Cuba. That's admirable. I am too and have been for a long time. But it's funny, this humanitarian crisis has been going on for years, and yet, unless I'm missing something, she's only found it in her heart to be concerned about it since Trump and Rubio began taking legitimate steps to put an end to it once and for all.
If you'll recall, Jayapal and Rep. Jonathan Jackson (D-Ill.) traveled to Cuba last month on the taxpayers' dime to "assess the humanitarian situation." The reality is that they took a five-day vacation (or what they called a "congressional delegation") to Cuba to meet with the regime and find new ways to bash Donald Trump. They went in with an agenda and opinions already formed and walked away with those opinions intact and using the same language the regime does about how Trump is hurting them with his sanctions and blockades...
...why in the heck is a sitting member of the U.S. Congress going behind the president's back and colluding with foreign countries in a way that directly goes against the president's current actions and foreign policy? Trump and Rubio are working to pressure the regime so that the Cuban people are finally free. They've also made it incredibly clear that the island nation as it stands with the regime in charge is a threat to the national security of the United States.

But wait, there's more from another anti-American traitor . . and she's not even American literally!, and yet she holds public office?!

“I am illegal in this country. My parents are illegal here in this country,” Former Minnesota State Rep. Kaohly Her declared.
Her ran in the 2025 St. Paul mayoral election on a promise to fight ICE and protect illegal aliens. While she lost the election, the usual ‘ranked choice’ shenanigans that elevated Mamdani in New York City, and other urban leftists, put her ahead of Melvin Carter III who was not an illegal.
In her inaugural address, Mayor Kaohly Her described federal immigration enforcement as an “unprecedented incursion that we must meet head on.” She spoke while surrounded by minority female politicians as well as Robert ‘Susan Kimblery’ Sylvester: a former deputy mayor who now claims to be a transgender woman.
This secessionist rhetoric was soon paired with a secessionist ordinance commanding federal law enforcement not to operate on ‘city-owned property’ as if St. Paul had somehow seceded from the United States.

Why are either of these evil filthy skanks not awaiting removal from our nation?! Jayapal deserves to at a minimum be removed from office and prosecuted for her actions along with anyone who aided and abetted her. But grabbing this admitted criminal illegal alien Kaohly and shipping her the hell out of the country is, or should be a snap, for ICE and/or the DOJ?!

And let the rent-a-goon thugs try and stop it.

Yeah, my blood is now at a slow simmer.

Have a great weekend!

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

“It reminds us of the comedy routine of the Three Stooges on a rickety boat that is taking on water so they drill a hole in the bottom to get the water out.”
Blue states have bled $2 trillion in wealth to red states in the last decade — and NY leads the pack

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

U.S. Central Command said its forces intercepted what it described as “unprovoked Iranian attacks” as the USS Truxtun, USS Rafael Peralta, and USS Mason transited the Strait of Hormuz toward the Gulf of Oman.
Trump: Iranian Attackers ‘Destroyed’ After Firing on U.S. Destroyers — Ports Struck; Ceasefire Holding
The outcome of the negotiations could mark a major step towards ending the Iran war and stabilizing global oil prices. On Wednesday, the price of Brent crude oil, a short-term price benchmark, fell significantly, after President Trump said that the Strait of Hormuz could reopen. However, the President also warned that failure to reach a deal could lead to further military action...
Iran Weighs 14-Point Peace Deal, Including Nuclear Curbs. (You know who else had a 14-point peace deal? - jjs)
One U.S. official warned that Iran may be more capable of enduring a prolonged conflict than the CIA’s assessment suggests.
CIA Assessment Counters Trump Claim On Iran Missile Losses
According to NBC’s sources, the Saudi government was “surprised” and “angered” when Trump announced Project Freedom with a Truth Social post on Sunday afternoon.
Report: Saudi Arabia Blocked ‘Project Freedom’ by Denying U.S. Access to Bases
Fred Fleitz: The United States has won the war with Iran and should declare victory now—end operations, avoid another quagmire, and enforce peace through a clear ultimatum rather than endless negotiation.
Trump Should End the Iran War Now with an Ultimatum to Tehran, Not Negotiations

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Despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Democrat-media complex, the war with Iran is not a war of choice in any practical sense.
Not A War Of Choice
The Shia Mullahs are ready to bring nuclear hell to the world to affirm their leadership of Islam. (Meh the Sunnis are no better, so pass the popcorn - jjs)
The Hidden War: Iran vs. the Sunni World
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
The SPLC (which has spent years demonizing conservatives, including The Federalist) was indicted by a federal grand jury last month for wire fraud and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering.
Biden DOJ Was In Cahoots With SPLC As It Funded Extremist Groups, Former Official Admits
The real data doesn’t lie: America has a political violence problem, and it’s not coming from the right.
California Arson Revealed As More Left-Wing Destruction, As Media Lie To Conceal Left’s Violence Problem
The complaint came in the wake of an investigation by Oregon's Bureau of Labor and Industries, which found "substantial evidence of an unlawful housing practice on the basis of disability." Home Forward, Portland's public housing corporation, is also a defendant in the lawsuit.
Disabled Woman Sues Multnomah County After Race-Based Program Denies Her Rent Relief
Notably, after Talarico secured the Democrat nomination in March 2026, Alex Soros reposted a message from Talarico’s campaign that read, “We’re about to take back Texas.”
James Talarico Said ‘If Only George Floyd Was a Blonde Salon Owner’ and Backed Austin Police Defunding (Worse than feces, Talarico is radioactive cancer - jjs)
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“I am illegal in this country.”
St. Paul’s New Illegal Alien Mayor Vows to Fight ICE
Mass Indian immigration is reshaping America into a parallel society, and a nation that ignores assimilation, sovereignty, and loyalty risks surrendering its future to foreign interests.
GDP Be Damned—America Is Not India!
The smuggling organization engaged in dangerous, high-speed chases with border agents on several occasions.
EXCLUSIVE: How An Illegal Immigrant Smuggled In Thousands More, And Got Rich Doing It

THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
‘Medicaid Millions’ investigation finds convicted fraudsters at the helm of business billing the government millions.
Meet The Convicted Fraudster Running A Million Dollar Medicaid Business

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Requiring the disclosure of fiscal sponsorships is key.
Treasury Department Goes After Dark Money
The democratic socialist mayor's "tax the rich" policies are already driving revenue away from The Big Apple.
Escape From New York: Mamdani’s Cash Cows Already Seeking Greener Pastures
Camp Mystic has announced it will not reopen this summer. That decision is being framed as respectful, even prudent. It is not enough.
Camp Mystic isn't opening this summer—and they never should again
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
How many times are we going to search for a jihadi’s motive and ignore what it obviously is?
The Grotesque Charade Continues in Barcelona
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
It is time to build security architecture that is designed to work -- not designed to look like it works.
The Hilton Breach and the Failure of Paper-Thin Security
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
Smith made his remarks during a private event at the Cosmos Club in Washington, DC, with 300 people in attendance, the New York Times reported Wednesday, saying it had obtained video footage of his speech.
Report: Former Special Counsel Jack Smith, Who Targeted President Trump and His Allies, Claims DOJ Has Been ‘Corrupted’
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The media claimed ICE was storming Disney cruises and arresting helpless migrant workers. Turns out, it wasn’t ICE - it was CBP, and they were arresting foreigners wanted for crimes against children.
The Media Accused ICE of Targeting Migrant Workers on Disney Cruises, Turns Out They Were Arresting Pedos

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “tax the rich” posturing just cost the city some good jobs, significant economic activity and hefty tax revenue from two power players — Citadel and Apollo Global Management. Rather than just keep fleeing, business leaders should fight to save capitalism here, so their companies can stay. (How when you face an army of Mangiones?! - jjs)
Don’t give up on NYC, Ken Griffin — expose the idiocy of Mamdani’s socialism
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
Disastrous climate scenarios that have been peddled by politicians and the media are overheated.
About That Science We’re Supposed To Believe In …
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The notice told the Virginia prosecutor, Parisa Dehghani-Tafti, that the committee will be conducting oversight over her jurisdiction for allegedly refusing to “cooperate with federal immigration officials and their prioritization of illegal and criminal aliens over American citizens.”
Another Soros Prosecutor Is In The House GOP’s Crosshairs
“Today, we begin reclaiming MacArthur Park from criminals and drug addicts to return this public space to the citizens of Los Angeles,” First Assistant United States Attorney Bill Essayli said in a statement.
Raid at Open-Air Drug Market in L.A.’s MacArthur Park Results in 18 Arrests on Federal Charges and Seizure of Massive Stockpile of Fentanyl
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Before students can engage in civic action, they must first learn to read and write.
May Day Madness with the Chicago Teachers Union
Prioritizing social-justice activism over traditional collective bargaining may erode union power.
New York’s Teachers’ Unions Are So Progressive, They’re Even Alienating Teachers
THE 2020 AND 2022 ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
The ruling allows federal authorities to retain the seized materials, potentially setting a precedent for future ballot seizures. This decision constitutes an undeniable setback for Fulton County officials and others trying to obstruct the investigation into voter fraud during the 2020 presidential election.
Judge Rejects Bid by Fulton County to Get Back 2020 Ballots Seized by DOJ.
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Just days after a recent Supreme Court ruling against unconstitutional race-based gerrymandering, the US Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced that it will enforce the decision nationwide. Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Rights Division Harmeet Dhillon told Just the News, “This is the law of the land now, and eventually every jurisdiction in the United States is going to have to comply with race-free line-drawing.”
Blue State Gerrymanderers on Notice, DOJ Will Enforce SCOTUS Ruling
Virginia Democrats’ “Trump did it” defense has one problem: Joe Biden started the investigation.
Virginia Democrats’ Weed Bust Corruption Defense Goes Up In Smoke
POLITICS
Enten said, “As Indiana goes, so goes the nation when it comes to Republican voters and Donald John Trump. He absolutely still has the juice. And when you’re a Republican and you go against Trump, you get voted off the island. . .
CNN’s Enten: It’s a ‘Myth’ that Trump Is Losing Support Among Republicans
If the redistricting plan is approved by the state Senate—where thge GOP commands a supermajority—and signed by Governor Lee, it could significantly alter Tennessee’s congressional representation, reducing Democrat influence in the state. The broader redistricting battles across the country could determine who controls the U.S. House of Representatives after November.
Tennessee House Approves Redistricted Map Likely to Hand GOP Entire Congressional Delegation.
The Attorney General of Ohio, Dave Yost, is expected to resign Thursday, a report claims, possibly leading to chaos within the state as the midterms approach. After 25 years serving in state government, Yost is reportedly set to offer his resignation to accept a job in the private sector, the Statehouse News Bureau reported.
Republican AG’s Resignation Could Cause Ripple Effect Through Entire State
There’s a civil war in the party apparatus. The referendum to redraw the maps from a 6:5 Dem advantage to a 10:1 Dem advantage, thus giving the party an almost certain majority in the House, seems doomed to fail judicial review. Privately, the parties involved have been sniping each other.
Once Powerful Virginia Democrats Are Disintegrating, With National Implications
“Spencer Pratt finally had a chance to confront LA Mayor Karen Bass on the debate stage on Wednesday evening, delivering an impassioned performance that could change the shape of the race.”
Republican Candidate Spencer Pratt Crushed the Competition in Los Angeles Mayoral Debate
Barack Hussein Obama and Spencer Pratt don't seem like they belong in the same political sentence, which might be precisely why the comparison works.
Spencer Pratt Figured Out What Obama Once Knew
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The meeting arrives on the eve of the first anniversary of the election of the first American pope and follows multiple public criticisms by President Donald Trump complaining about the pope’s alleged political stances, as understood by Trump.
Reports: Pope Leo XIV’s Audience with Marco Rubio Goes Long, Cuba and Iran Discussed
Well, Rubio isn't wasting time. On Thursday, May 7, he announced via the State Department that he's cutting right to the gut of the regime with sanctions on Grupo de Administración Empresarial S.A. (GAESA), GAESA's director Ania Guillermina Lastres Morera, and Moa Nickel SA (MNSA), a state-owned mining company.
Cuba Falling: Rubio Issues a Major Blow to the Regime's Military Empire with Much More to Come
First of all, this congresswoman claims she's concerned about the humanitarian crisis in Cuba. That's admirable. I am too and have been for a long time. But it's funny, this humanitarian crisis has been going on for years, and yet, unless I'm missing something, she's only found it in her heart to be concerned about it since Trump and Rubio began taking legitimate steps to put an end to it once and for all.
Democrats' Shadow State Department? Jayapal Is Sabotaging U.S. Foreign Policy.
Removing U.S. forces from Germany is a move that truly puts America first. The president should ignore his critics and follow through on his promise.
Trump’s Plan To Pull U.S. Troops From Europe Is Good For Everyone, And America Most Of All
Singapore Education Minister Desmond Lee confirmed the policy in parliament Tuesday, telling lawmakers the framework will take effect across the country’s in 2027. . .
Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies
Canada has seen a surge in promoting diversity and LGBT issues in its military in recent years, while the actual readiness of Canada’s armed forces appears abysmal. A report from March suggested that half of the equipment owned by the Canadian armed forces is unserviceable. Notably, efforts to recruit large numbers of recent immigrants into the military have ended in disaster, with many recruits failing to graduate and displaying negative attitudes towards women.
Canada’s Incoming Top Official Considers ‘White Boys’ a Threat.
The clash followed a move by Antwerp prosecutors to reportedly indict two Jewish ritual circumcisers Wednesday. “Belgium is not an antisemitic state; that is nonsense,” Bart De Wever said, according to Belga News Agency. The prime minister cautioned that the case may never reach trial and urged restraint from all sides. “Stirring up the controversy is a bad idea,” he said.
‘That Is Nonsense’: Prime Minister Snaps Back After Trump Ambassador Accuses Belgium Of Antisemitism
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS
Prime Minister Netanyahu: “No terrorist has immunity. To anyone who threatens the State of Israel, his blood shall be on his own head.”
Israel Eliminates Hezbollah Commander Who Planned October 7-Style ‘Conquer The Galilee’ Attack
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE+Fauci-created CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Leftists cherish the right to bodily autonomy so long as the person exercising it is a woman seeking to abort a child, not an adult who objects to putting an experimental medication in her body.
This Covid Mandates Case Would Let Alito Prove The Left Doesn’t Care About Bodily Autonomy
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
The risk to the public remains low, but epidemiologists, scientists, and physicians may be reassigned to monitor and assist with the disease response, several sources told ABC News Thursday.
CDC classifies Hantavirus outbreak as a ‘Level 3’ emergency response: report
First, it was in Southern and Central California. Now it’s traveling north in the state.
Tuberculosis makes a comeback in San Francisco
“Faculty members made sweeping, negative statements about ‘old white men in medicine.’...I experienced an inescapable cognitive dissonance...More diversity means fewer white men...Accreditation requirements continue to promote DEI...They would end in an instant.”
Medicine Without Merit
The study’s findings underscore the need for more research, regulation, and oversight of plant-based alternative foods. It represents another hit to the plant-based food industry. In November last year, Beyond Meat, one of the leading businesses in the market for plant-based products, posted a $110.7 million loss for the July-to-September quarter, representing a 10 percent drop in sales and an eight percent plunge in its stock value.
Mycotoxins Found in ‘Almost All’ Plant-Based Meat and Drinks.
Senior citizens don’t deserve to get kicked in the teeth by a percentage-based ‘royalty fee’ that quite literally adds insult to injury.
How The AARP Profits From Seniors’ Economic Misery
Gen Z is finally waking up and realizing that they were mass-prescribed antidepressants without much consideration for the long-term side effects. Among them is Ella Emhoff, the 26-year-old stepdaughter of Kamala Harris, who recently took to TikTok to express concern that she’s having difficulty coming off of SSRIs herself.
Gen Z’ers on SSRIs for years are finally starting to question the risks — and are agreeing with RFK Jr.
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Though the Jupiter orbiter Juno is in its final orbits as it is running out of fuel, on May 1, 2026 it did a close fly-by of the 50 by 72 mile-wide Jupiter moon Thebe, getting within 3,100 miles.
Juno flies past the Jupiter moon Thebe
Three different articles in the aerospace media today document multiple maneuvers by multiple military satellites from Russia, China, and America, either doing proximity operations near each other or moving close to another country’s satellites to spy on them.
Multiple Russian, Chinese, and American satellites in maneuvering dance in orbit
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Orwell is spinning in his grave.
Some Movies Are Less Equal Than Others
Christian Toto: Franchise star squandered ambassador-like status with these actions
Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’
How you live your life and what matters to you is a choice
Why So Few Babies? Liberalism
The Walt Disney Company has made a statement after several of its staffers were arrested as part of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection’s ongoing child sexual exploitation material enforcement operations.
Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting
HITHER & YON
For our first 70 years as an independent nation, slaveholding interests dominated our governmental institutions.
How did Antebellum Slaveholders Protect Slavery?

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Comments

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1 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:12 AM (RjOoY)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 07:12 AM (jehhT)

3 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:13 AM (ExV1e)

4 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 08, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

5 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:20 AM (0N4FZ)

6 Gut shabbes!, JJ!

Yay Friday! Weekend Eve! Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)

7 Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting

I notice that the instant the bit about child porn came out, the media decided to stop drawing attention to those poor brown people being oppressed by Trumpenfuhrer.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

8 6 Gut shabbes!, JJ!

Yay Friday! Weekend Eve! Woohoo!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY)

Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

9 Although the internal enemies are being revealed, they operate in areas that would never convict them. Expose them all you want, but I'd bet the St. Paul mayor will be re-elected just to spite Trump.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2026 07:22 AM (1Ff7Z)

10 7 Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting

I notice that the instant the bit about child porn came out, the media decided to stop drawing attention to those poor brown people being oppressed by Trumpenfuhrer.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

It's a Small World After All

They Like Small Holes After All!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2026 07:23 AM (x0n13)

11 *types and deletes rant*

I'd rather not deal with stirring the hornet's nest, I need to go back to bed.

Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at May 08, 2026 07:25 AM (Wt5PA)

12 I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is some crazy shit going down in America.

Moar covefe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:25 AM (/VF+8)

13 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (/6r4m)

14 “ I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”

John 16:33

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (EJWxb)

15 Who's gonna remove her? The republicans? hahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahah worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Posted by: godhelpus at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (tIMk5)

16 If if turns out to be true that biden's doj knew that the splc was funneling money to racist hate groups and blessed it then the case against them is going to fall apart like a wet cardboard box.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (0N4FZ)

17 Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting

I notice that the instant the bit about child porn came out, the media decided to stop drawing attention to those poor brown people being oppressed by Trumpenfuhrer.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

Notice the sub-contracting dodge is being employed here as well.

Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (Wt5PA)

18 Everyone follow their custom, and all will be well.

You want an illegal alien to represent you? Great! No problems here. You can choose whoever you like.

We'll still deport her, as is our custom. And now they can't represent you. So you get no representation. You got what you voted for. Don't blame me.

Play stupid games, win stupid elected officials.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 07:29 AM (Ot/FD)

19 12 I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is some crazy shit going down in America.

Moar covefe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:25 AM (/VF+

They could at least make the music not suck. Usually the Crazy Times come with good music by default.

It's not fair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2026 07:30 AM (Ot/FD)

20 * notes sadly that JJ associates hard working, innocent slugs with the Democrat Party *

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2026 07:31 AM (/6r4m)

21 "Disney Does Damage Control After Several Staffers Arrested on Cruise Ship in Massive Child Porn Sting"

Disney's announcement that they are bringing back the notorious "Club Penguin" comes as no surprise.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 08, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

22 "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."

John 16:33
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2026 07:27 AM (EJWxb)

https://youtu.be/YfQ-eHHbvIM

Posted by: pookysgirl, playing one of her dad's favorite songs at May 08, 2026 07:32 AM (Wt5PA)

23 After 25 years serving in state government, Yost is reportedly set to offer his resignation to accept a job in the private sector, the Statehouse News Bureau reported.

Sounds like someone dropped a folder on his desk and said, "Resign or this gets sent to the media."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

24 Hilton Hotel shooter assembled the shotgun in room observed by K-9 doggo and brain dead handler. Enhanced video shows the K-9 handler staring into the room as dude assembles shotgun, then pulls doggo down hall and shooter races into the hallway.
WTF. Vid needs yakkity yack music and red clown noses for L.E.

Posted by: kingsman at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)

25 The first Britain-wide local election results trickled in overnight — and will continue to do so through the day and into the weekend as over 5,000 local races have their votes counted — revealing in its early stages a massive swing to Reform UK. Party leader Nigel Farage hailed the party’s gains so far, and vowed “the best is yet to come” as the vast majority of elections have yet to be counted, and with those on their way being some of the most promising for his party, he said
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The UK is doing its usual thrashing about, that's all. Is Reform actually going to do very much? Does not appear so, even though voter anger is riding high, and now many expect Two Tier Queer to lose his job over the weekend.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (A8N/f)

26 So, just how well did Reform UK do? I guess we won't know for about two weeks once all the late postmark ballots are counted....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2026 07:34 AM (1Ff7Z)

27 The Fred Fleitz article is not “wrong” per se, but it is very naive. He recommends that the US simply give Iran an ultimatum. Ok so far so good - but the Iranian leadership is going to laugh and tell you to GFY - so what do you do then? You either go back to war or surrender, those are your only real choices.

Because Iran is incapable of responding any other way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 07:35 AM (b/YqA)

28 Next up, Turkey.

First read this:

https://tinyurl.com/yrphcas6

Then read this:

https://t.co/LDXj0f51Sz

NATO member. Advanced US weaponry. Armed to the teeth. Forked tongue taqqiya spewing Jihadists.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:36 AM (hnKw3)

29 I have a friend who is with the K9 unit at Secret Service. I'd love to ask him about that handler but I have a feeling he can't say much.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)

30 Vid needs yakkity yack music and red clown noses for L.E.

Posted by: kingsman at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)
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Run the clip trough AI with those revisions. Also add clown shoes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:37 AM (hnKw3)

31 Iranian Missle Capabilities; you fucked up, you trusted us.

Posted by: CIA at May 08, 2026 07:38 AM (Qc7+O)

32 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:36 AM (hnKw3)

I do not envy your shark-infested surroundings.

Posted by: pookysgirl, handing a BD a harpoon gun at May 08, 2026 07:39 AM (Wt5PA)

33 >How many times are we going to search for a jihadi’s motive and ignore what it obviously is?
-----

religious shrines in Japan are now suddenly catching on fire

the muslim scourge has reached Nippon

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

34 I'm happy to see that Ted Turner was able to take his 2MM acres of land with him to the pearly gates. He saved the world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 07:40 AM (D1E+2)

35 “The Shia Mullahs are ready to bring nuclear hell to the world to affirm their leadership of Islam. (Meh the Sunnis are no better, so pass the popcorn - jjs”

I do not care for the Sunni, or for any brand of Muslim - but I think they are, in fact, far “better” for us than the Shiite faction, who dream of the destruction of the world as part of their faith. Demonstrably so - Pakistan has had nukes for a couple of decades now, and since it’s widely known that the Saudis financed their development and construction, they could have had one or two anytime for the asking. They don’t want them, they understand it would just make them an even bigger target.

The instant the Shiites get their hands on a working nuke, we will know. Because they will use it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 07:41 AM (b/YqA)

36 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2026 07:43 AM (53oGX)

37 Mycotoxins Found in ‘Almost All’ Plant-Based Meat and Drinks.

From the article: "Mycotoxins are naturally occurring, toxic chemical compounds produced by fungi that grow on crops and food, especially grains, cereals, nuts, legumes, seeds, and spices, during storage and cultivation."

While I am not a fan of "plant based" fake food, it seems to me that this report is fear mongering if compounds which exist on plants are found in foods created from plants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

38 ctrl+f reveals that the 'nothing will happen' guy has yet to weigh in

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)

39 Morning again Horde, thx JJ for the excellent report as always.
I'm hoping that today we see a decision from the Virginia SC striking down the gerrymandering because the Dems screwed up the procedure. I think it's coming because now you see Spangenberg's people saying the warned the Dems and the legislators that they were rushing. The blame game has started so the powers that be know something

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:46 AM (gu0hJ)

40 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

41 ctrl+f reveals that the 'nothing will happen' guy has yet to weigh in
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)

Sorta: #9.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2026 07:47 AM (1Ff7Z)

42 Fake “meat” should always be described that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 08, 2026 07:47 AM (B4klT)

43 Jake Tapper exposes Rubio.

https://tinyurl.com/39ffj7tx

Fo' shizzle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:48 AM (ndZc7)

44 Hilton Hotel shooter assembled the shotgun in room observed by K-9 doggo and brain dead handler. Enhanced video shows the K-9 handler staring into the room as dude assembles shotgun, then pulls doggo down hall and shooter races into the hallway.
WTF. Vid needs yakkity yack music and red clown noses for L.E.
Posted by: kingsman at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)

Or... the K-9 handler saw what was happening, understood what was happening, and approved of the possible outcome and removed themselves from the line of fire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

45 @28 Biden 's Dog, Erdogan wants a rebuilt Ottoman Empire. I would be surprised to see him go into Syria soon given the chaos there . Thoughts?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:50 AM (gu0hJ)

46 Get off the internet and come back to bed, son.

Posted by: Paul's mom at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (4iDZE)

47 The glory hole must be quiet. Paul's here early

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (gu0hJ)

48 Sid, we know you're retarded. You don't have to keep showing off.

There are lots of countries that could drag Cuba into the modern world but they don't. You know why? They don't give a shit about them either.

Sit this one out, kid. You're outclassed and it's not even 0800 yet.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY)

49 @47 wouldn't not would

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:51 AM (gu0hJ)

50 NEW: Lynnwood, WA councilmember Isabel Mata: “To me, a pride flag is way more relatable than an American flag. I would not raise an American flag at my house because I wouldn't…I wasn't even born here. But I would raise a pride flag."sizzle!

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Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 07:52 AM (ndZc7)

51 “Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies”

I would love to see the US institute that for making stupid posts on the Internet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 07:52 AM (b/YqA)

52 AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:52 AM (gu0hJ)

53 The UK is doing its usual thrashing about, that's all. Is Reform actually going to do very much? Does not appear so, even though voter anger is riding high, and now many expect Two Tier Queer to lose his job over the weekend.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:33 AM (A8N/f)

1. Last I heard, Farage said that Reform wouldn't remove the migrants although Rupert Lowe might have changed his mind, I haven't kept up.
2. These were local elections so the effect will be somewhat limited until they can get a new Parliament - which will probably be led by the Muslim Party after a few more years of Labour at the helm.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

54 I wonder if Paul and Sid 'know' each other

nudge nudge wink wink

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 07:53 AM (ZxPkt)

55 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 08, 2026 07:54 AM (kmSxS)

56 NATO member. Advanced US weaponry. Armed to the teeth. Forked tongue taqqiya spewing Jihadists.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2026 07:36 AM (hnKw3)
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I would say "maybe they need some pagers" except, channeling Basher from Oceans 13, "you can't do the last gag, you gotta do the next gag".

So, Mossad, get to work.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 07:54 AM (I9RuV)

57 > “Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies”

I would love to see the US institute that for making stupid posts on the Internet.
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Go long on canes. We'll need a shit ton of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT)

58 55 I wonder if Paul and Sid 'know' each other

nudge nudge wink wink
Posted by: Don Black

ugh. Is it Pride Month already?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:56 AM (RjOoY)

59 5 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

I protest in strongest way possible.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie, D-9 at May 08, 2026 07:56 AM (oftw2)

60 - Hmmm, that new, Canadian top official.

I wonder if that's the new Governor General? Now was it my @119 yesterday or the one a bit later that was about her. What some of her powers would be, according to Carney, and her background.
Some interesting comments from Carney about who Canada serves in that one, too.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 08, 2026 07:58 AM (PpROq)

61 @59 Ms Corrie, your protest falls flat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 07:58 AM (gu0hJ)

62 Singapore Institutes Caning Punishment For School Bullies

I get frustrated when other countries do better than us.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:58 AM (RjOoY)

63 Isabel Mata: “To me, a pride flag is way more relatable than an American flag. I would not raise an American flag at my house because I wouldn't…I wasn't even born here. But I would raise a pride flag."

I believe I've spotted the problem.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 07:59 AM (gtcuf)

64 29 I have a friend who is with the K9 unit at Secret Service. I'd love to ask him about that handler but I have a feeling he can't say much.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)

Maybe if you offered him a treat and a tummy rub

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:00 AM (sDWtc)

65 Disney's announcement that they are bringing back the notorious "Club Penguin" comes as no surprise.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

Here's to hoping Harmeet Dhillon crawls right up your butt, Mr./Ms."Facts".

Posted by: Penguin Pete at May 08, 2026 08:00 AM (oftw2)

66 NR Pax

Generally, Singapore has to be well run. They are in a tough neighborhood, with few resources besides location.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

67
16 If if turns out to be true that biden's doj knew that the splc was funneling money to racist hate groups and blessed it then the case against them is going to fall apart like a wet cardboard box.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (0N4FZ)

I don’t think it necessarily makes the case fall apart; but of course Garland knew. The SPLC was their junior partner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:01 AM (b/YqA)

68 The National Education Association (NEA) was hit with a federal complaint Monday alleging that it subjected Jewish members to an antisemitic environment, according to a copy of the complaint shared with the Washington Free Beacon.
The complaint, filed by the Louis D. Brandeis Center for Human Rights Under Law with the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) , alleges that the nation’s largest teachers’ union allowed activists within the organization to harass Jewish members. At the NEA’s 2025 Representative Assembly—the group’s annual gathering—for instance, the union debated a resolution banning materials from the Anti-Defamation League from appearing in classrooms. During that debate, "delegates aligned with anti-Israel advocacy physically positioned themselves near Jewish Affairs Caucus members, shouted down Jewish participants, and created an atmosphere in which Jewish delegates reasonably feared retaliation and physical harm," the complaint details.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:02 AM (Z1jPf)

69 NBC News, yesterday's news today!

NBC News
@NBCNews
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says.

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"Civil rights rally"?

NBC News: Your Source For Venomous Spider News!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)

70 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:03 AM (S838b)

71 Generally, Singapore has to be well run. They are in a tough neighborhood, with few resources besides location.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Very true. And their rather tyrannical approach on certain things has yielded good results.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:04 AM (RjOoY)

72 >>I don’t think it necessarily makes the case fall apart; but of course Garland knew. The SPLC was their junior partner.

Wasn't exactly a secret.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:05 AM (viF8m)

73 Pratt was the strongest personality on the stage. And — in the biggest surprise at all — he looked solid, like a big-city mayor, with expertise beyond the devastating fire that motivated him to run.
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Pratt is doing something really amazing out there in La La Land, and is just blowing up the election with his personality and his brilliant ads. Of course, Bass makes for a practically supine target, but she is really similar in this to Kathy Hochul, but just look at what a great campaign can do, as Pratt is doing, versus what is happening in New York, which is nada.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 08:05 AM (Q+8fu)

74 Comedian ends career

Comedy star Wayne Brady called Bill Maher racist over a joke he made years ago comparing him to former President Barack Obama.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:05 AM (Z1jPf)

75 >>>AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>I'd bet AOC has gulped a billion millimeters of cock. That's why we love her.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 08, 2026 08:06 AM (D1E+2)

76 "Civil rights rally"

A pretty good example of how to use one of your civil rights.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

77 69 NBC News, yesterday's news today!

They are getting brutalized in the comments and deservedly so.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:06 AM (RjOoY)

78 Rep Jaypal is almost certainly lying, no way anyone who has hands on some oil tankers is going to trust that she'll be able to deliver on any promise to get value in exchange for the oil.

She's defying the 'King' with impunity. And the idiot left is eating it up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (Dv3i1)

79 'opening fire."

Yes, just ike Yosemite Sam.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (gtcuf)

80 NBC News
@NBCNews
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says.

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"Civil rights rally"?

NBC News: Your Source For Venomous Spider News!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)
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Oh, a "rally". As I recall grammie was calling it an Antifa riot, but we can trust NBC's characterization...Right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (Q+8fu)

81 AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp
Posted by: Smell the Glove

And that's why she's concentrating on theft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:07 AM (ndZc7)

82 What's an NBC?

Posted by: Young people today at May 08, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

83 That shit right there should cost NBC its broadcast loicence.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:08 AM (sDWtc)

84 Ding , diong..from the Side Bar

"Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat

🚨ED MILIBAND [a Minister in Starmer's government] SAYS KEIR STARMER WILL RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER

He has reportedly reassured Labour MP's that Starmer will be resigning following the disastrous results tonight

It's over"

Buh bye you wanker!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:08 AM (GD0B3)

85 Judge rules Trump administration’s cancellation of humanities grants was unconstitutional

.. which Article covers humanity grants ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (Z1jPf)

86 It is impossible to hate the MSM enough.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (gtcuf)

87 "Starmer will be resigning"

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (vFG9F)

88 CDC classifies Hantavirus outbreak as a ‘Level 3’ emergency response: report

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It was just yesterday that I read a headline (didn't delve into the article) that said Moderna has been, just coincidentally!, working on the development of a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine. All together now...rejoice!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (qBdHI)

89 IRGC won't surrender, but at least it's an ecological disaster:

Satellite imagery from the European Space Agency’s Sentinel‑2 shows multiple oil spills in the Persian Gulf after U.S.–Israeli strikes on Iranian oil facilities and vessels.

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 08:10 AM (ZxPkt)

90 Comedian ends career

Comedy star Wayne Brady called Bill Maher racist over a joke he made years ago comparing him to former President Barack Obama.
Posted by: SMOD

Huh. I always liked him and who wouldn't be offended being compared to Obozo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

91 .. which Article covers humanity grants ?
_____

The "Spice Must Flow" penumbra.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 08:10 AM (Dv3i1)

92 still only 33% declared for British local elections but so far Labour is taking it deep in the arse. 4th place behind the Tories... and Reform (#1)... and the LibDems.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (sDWtc)

93 "... which Article covers humanity grants ?"
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It's right there in the penumbra.

Posted by: Three named female S.C. justice at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Lydia Moynihan: It's a little ironic that the woman now who is likely going to win the 9th Congressional District in Tennessee is a black Republican instead of a white Democrat male. But that's racist?

Tezlyn Figaro: It actually is

It's now RACIST to elect a black Republican

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (Z1jPf)

95 CNN: Trump administration now classifies Antifa and left-wing networks among ‘major’ terror groups

How Nazi of them. Broadening their ability to arrest peaceful protestors.

They're already doing their violence. This is just targeting potential resistance. Killed unions, led a multi-decade culture war against socialism, fought wars and assassinated communists, brutalized BLM, now it's just trying to smother any other movements in the crib.

The largest and most violent domestic terror group in the US is MAGA. Only one group of domestic terrorists planned a seditious conspiracy and attempted to overthrow the government.

If you're not anti-fascist, doesn't that make you pro-fascist? They’re speedrunning their whole project 2025 playbook.

They know Antifa isn’t an organization. Its an ideology. Now they can label anyone they don't like as a terrorist and throw them in jail/torture them.

I legitimately worry about Hasan Piker, especially lately. He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 08:12 AM (E0Pn9)

96 Obama is whining much more than usual lately; the way he’s being ignored really burns him. His latest is to say “I could have beaten Trump!”, which is (amusingly) a thinly veiled way to say that Kamala is an incompetent clown.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:12 AM (b/YqA)

97 Nice to have Jayapal take time out from persecuting and harassing the Jews to fete the Commies.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2026 08:13 AM (qwype)

98 "Comedian ends career."

Perhaps he can become a rodeo clown.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

99 > NBC News... the outfit also reporting on the situation in the Persian Gulf, putting their "hot take" on events.

I'd trust the administration's own spokespeople before I'd listen to the MSM on anything related to the unpleasantness going on in Iran. Even some of the more "pro-military" sites and YouTubers can't shake off their TDS and have to add their own commentary to black and white events.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 08:13 AM (jehhT)

100 I legitimately worry about Hasan Piker, especially lately. He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.

There's one I want to meet up with a K9 unit.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:13 AM (sDWtc)

101 Western journal:

Xavier Becerra went to the television claiming that the Biden administration having lost track of children is mere “MAGA talking points.”

On air, he flippantly air quoted “lost kids,” as if it didn’t even happen. But the reality is, his agency was found to be looking the other way while kids were placed in unsafe conditions — likely with criminals — just to win political points.

Minimizing “lost children” to air quotes is awful. Especially considering that these were real kids. And there were a lot of them.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2026 08:13 AM (Z1jPf)

102 88 It was just yesterday that I read a headline (didn't delve into the article) that said Moderna has been, just coincidentally!, working on the development of a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine. All together now...rejoice!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 08:09 AM (qBdHI)

More spike proteins to make everyone die from blood clots and heart issues!

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:13 AM (iXqHn)

103 Why hasn't the frog faced Jayapal (SP - who cares?) been charged with a gross violation of the Logan Act? Could there be a more cut-and-dried case? Can we revoke it's citizenship and ship the gargoyle back to the shithole from which she came?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 08, 2026 08:14 AM (JNTt1)

104 Only one group of domestic terrorists planned a seditious conspiracy and attempted to overthrow the government.

But enough about the FBI.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:14 AM (gtcuf)

105 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

106 >>Obama is whining much more than usual lately; the way he’s being ignored really burns him. His latest is to say “I could have beaten Trump!”, which is (amusingly) a thinly veiled way to say that Kamala is an incompetent clown.

Just as more evidence that he directed the creation of the ICA to frame Trump as a partner of Russia to steal the 2016 election.

What a coincidence.

To bad we don't have an actual media.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)

107 NR Pax

Thank you. Your reveal of the inner thoughts of Leftist cure low blood pressure.

My late wife would advise me, many more times than needed, that she would not visit me in jail.

What to do? What is to be done?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

108 "His latest is to say “I could have beaten Trump!”,

At golf or basketball?

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 08, 2026 08:15 AM (vFG9F)

109 I legitimately worry about Hasan Piker, especially lately. He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.

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Radical centrists? That's the first time I've ever heard that one.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 08, 2026 08:15 AM (FLx59)

110 It's FRYDAY!

Prayers out to all those affected by the horrendous storms that ripped through Mississippi last night. May The Lord grant peace and comfort to all who lost their homes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

111
92 still only 33% declared for British local elections but so far Labour is taking it deep in the arse. 4th place behind the Tories... and Reform (#1)... and the LibDems.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:11 AM (sDWtc)

And in Wales, behind Cymrex Plaid (or whatever they call themselves) , the Welsh nationalist party. And in Scotland, behind the SNP. So actually, 6th place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (b/YqA)

112 Nightmare fuel.

Whoopi Goldberg defends Katie Porter snapping and yelling at her staff by saying she does it too: "Maybe she does yell at people. I yell at people. You yell at people."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (ndZc7)

113 If you're not anti-fascist, doesn't that make you pro-fascist?

If you are opposed to Making America Great Again, doesn't that make you anti American?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (RjOoY)

114 109 I legitimately worry about Hasan Piker, especially lately. He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.

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Radical centrists? That's the first time I've ever heard that one.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 08, 2026 08:15 AM (FLx59)

Anyone who looks at that retarded Turkroach as a thought leader has an IQ lower than the average Somalian.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (iXqHn)

115 More spike proteins to make everyone die from blood clots and heart issues!
Posted by: XTC

I'd rather take my chances with the rats.

Posted by: Dwight Frye at May 08, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2)

116 Barack Hussein Owebama.

The original Shit Midas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

117 "Radical centrists."

Reminds of the old Rush Limbaugh bit about "staunch moderates."

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

118 "Whoopi Goldberg defends Katie Porter snapping and yelling at her staff by saying she does it too: "Maybe she does yell at people. I yell at people. You yell at people."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy"

She seems nice.

Posted by: Guy who always says "She seems nice" at May 08, 2026 08:18 AM (vFG9F)

119
Whoopi Goldberg defends Katie Porter snapping and yelling at her staff by saying she does it too: "Maybe she does yell at people. I yell at people. You yell at people."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (ndZc7)

.....when you're a reprehensible twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

120 Tom Servo

The only good thing pbho ever did was insult Trump at a WHCD, and make him run for President.

So Obama gave us as to Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

121 Not so fast.

>>@jsolomonReports
·
7m
>>Prime Minister Starmer says he won't resign after Labour party suffers losses

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:19 AM (viF8m)

122 Trump's DoJ, if it was so inclined, they could press Rep. Pramila Jayapal to clarify her statement. Then, if she does what we all presume, mouth off, arrest her. Don't let Congress "deal with one of their own." They won't.

No, pick her up, charge her, and when the judge lets her go we can all go back to bitching about the DoJ.

I'd take that over doing nothing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 08:19 AM (jehhT)

123 ]@jsolomonReports
·
7m
>>Prime Minister Starmer says he won't resign after Labour party suffers losses
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:19 AM (viF8m)

Why should he?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

124 >>Prime Minister Starmer says he won't resign after Labour party suffers losses
======================
You're fired.

Posted by: Labour backbenchers at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (ppzWn)

125 117 "Radical centrists."

Reminds of the old Rush Limbaugh bit about "staunch moderates."

I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

It's been a thing lately for Far-Left activists to bitch and complain about "shitlibs" (Garden-variety Default Democrat types who don't actively want to participate in a Violent Communist Revolution) and try to bully them into picking up a Hammer and Sickle.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (iXqHn)

126 They used to say I had The Midas Touch.
Everything I touched turned to mufflers.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)

127 Sponge yelled at me the other morning.

Posted by: Troll House Cookie at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (oftw2)

128 "Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’"

Absolutely. I went from not caring to actively despising.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

129 Killed unions, led a multi-decade culture war against socialism, fought wars and assassinated communists, brutalized BLM, now it's just trying to smother any other movements in the crib.

Dude, I already said I'm conservative. You don't need to sell it to me.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (RjOoY)

130 Radical centrists? That's the first time I've ever heard that one.
Posted by: Josephistan

White bread aficionados.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:21 AM (ndZc7)

131 Project 2025 is so last year.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:21 AM (gtcuf)

132 Does anyone know if shopping at Total Wine puts money in David Trone's pocket? I guess I can see if Spec's also sells vino verde.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:21 AM (lFFaq)

133 I'd like to see Katie Porter dump hot mashed potatoes on Whoopi and Joy Behar's heads.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 08:21 AM (gu0hJ)

134 >>Why should he?

Maybe because in addition to destroying his country he's also destroying his party but it's fine by me.

He can stay as long as he wants as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:22 AM (viF8m)

135 The demand for free home care was so high in Ohio that taxpayers spent more on that “personal services” category, Medicaid’s term for non-medical in-home help, than any other outpatient service.

That is NOT healthcare.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 08, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

136 Found on X this morning: “Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly featured on Iranian State Media”.

In case anyone wonders who’s paying them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:22 AM (b/YqA)

137 133 I'd like to see Katie Porter dump hot mashed potatoes on Whoopi and Joy Behar's heads.

Viewkakke

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:22 AM (gtcuf)

138 "Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’"

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Karl Marx: Luke, I am your father.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:22 AM (ndZc7)

139 Miliband should resign as well. He's single handedly responsible for Britain's idiotic green energy policies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 08:23 AM (gu0hJ)

140 Does anyone know if shopping at Total Wine puts money in David Trone's pocket? I guess I can see if Spec's also sells vino verde.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:21 AM (lFFaq)

He's ownership, so I would guess it does in some way. And it's stated as the largest privately owned liquor store, so yeah. He pockets the proceeds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

141 It occurs to me that we might have a plant-based Congress.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 08:23 AM (vFG9F)

142 To Caryn Johnson, doing whoopi into a 13 year old's butt after you've roofied her is only a 1 on the rape scale.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2026 08:23 AM (sDWtc)

143 Whoopi Goldberg defends Katie Porter snapping and yelling at her staff by saying she does it too: "Maybe she does yell at people. I yell at people. You yell at people."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:16 AM (ndZc7)

Fat Albert... Speer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)

144 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Said the person with a British accent at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

145 Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

146 I have some questions. The conservative radio station is reporting that Trump may release some FBI files on aliens . First of all, why should I credit the FBI with integrity on this issue?. It sounds like another distraction. Also, one guy on the radio said it might be very problematic for religious people Why exactly?. The Bible is not concerned with whether there is life on other planets. Such information would have no affect on my faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (ix8EF)

147 132 Does anyone know if shopping at Total Wine puts money in David Trone's pocket? I guess I can see if Spec's also sells vino verde.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:21 AM (lFFaq)

Anyone know if he's related to John Trone (A billboard advertising guy based out of Hanover PA, not far from the Maryland border)?

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (iXqHn)

148 Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

First Lady will be pleased.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

149 131 Project 2025 is so last year.
Posted by: Delurker

It's still fun to link it and call out the leftists to find what page is so scary to them.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (RjOoY)

150 7m
>>Prime Minister Starmer says he won't resign after Labour party suffers losses
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:19 AM (viF8m)

Why should he?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Best part is that if he does resign, the most likely replacement is a self-declared Stalinist.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (b/YqA)

151 "Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood"

*sigh*

Mary Anne

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 08:25 AM (vFG9F)

152 Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

I used to like coconut as a kid. In the past five years or so, I can't stand it. I'll have to choose another desert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 08:25 AM (ix8EF)

153 138 Karl Marx: Luke, I am your father.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:22 AM (ndZc7)

Papa Engels : "FRIEDRICH!!!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO KICK THAT LAZY PIECE OF GARBAGE OUT OF MY HOUSE???"

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (iXqHn)

154 "Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

First Lady will be pleased.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Me too!

Posted by: Camela at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

155 Someone forgot to tell Mark Hammil he's been irrelevant for 40 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

156 145 Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood

Also known as "pie" of last resort.

Posted by: You Can Keep It! at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2)

157 Singapore enforces its laws aggressively. Prosecutors recently charged an 18-year-old French teen with two offenses that could put him in prison for up to two years, CNN reported. The teen allegedly licked a straw from a juice vending machine and put it back.
==========================
Ummmmm...about those donuts...

Posted by: Ariana Grande hates America at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (SQPqL)

158 Prime Minister Starmer says he won't resign after Labour party suffers losses

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"F*ck those guys," he explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (ndZc7)

159 Posted by: Camela at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

The page to which you link has been archived.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

160 >> I have some questions. The conservative radio station is reporting that Trump may release some FBI files on aliens .

He's already started. First files dropped a little while ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (viF8m)

161 I legitimately worry about Hasan Piker, especially lately. He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2026 08:12 AM (E0Pn9)
*******
Worried that he's being exposed for the crazy radical he is.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

162 "Radical centrists."

Reminds of the old Rush Limbaugh bit about "staunch moderates."

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

That was my immediate thought too.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Rush Baby at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (Wt5PA)

163 145 Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

Bugs Bunny cartoon with Bogart ordering a pie and Elmer Fudd tossing it in his face!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (x0n13)

164 "Does anyone know if shopping at Total Wine puts money in David Trone's pocket?"
++++
With my Walmart+ account I get free delivery of fine boxed New Zealand Chardonnay as long as I ordered at least $35 worth.
Which I do every day.

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

165 154 "Today Is National Coconut Cream Pie Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

First Lady will be pleased.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Me too!

Me three.

Posted by: Kid CReole at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (gtcuf)

166 Ummmmm...about those donuts...
Posted by: Ariana Grande hates America at May 08, 2026 08:26 AM (SQPqL)

I'm waiting for you to just physically disappear. You look absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

167 Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:27 AM (viF8m)

And are they a big deal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 08:28 AM (ix8EF)

168 I have a simple requst for CENTCOM.

Line all the KC-136s and CK-48s on runways, ID transponders on. Then kill the transponders..

Do this for the next two days.

Then attack on Tuesday. Flatten Iran back to the days of the Califs. Because the IRGC deserves to have no country that works.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

169 Trump's DoJ, if it was so inclined, they could press Rep. Pramila Jayapal to clarify her statement. Then, if she does what we all presume, mouth off, arrest her. Don't let Congress "deal with one of their own." They won't.

You can arrest people for mouthing off to authorities?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

170 *sigh*

Mary Anne
Posted by: fd

Ginger did not eat it, which is why she's the lone survivor of the island.

Posted by: Shredded Cardboard Tastes Better at May 08, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

171 First of all, why should I credit the FBI with integrity on this issue?. It sounds like another distraction. Also, one guy on the radio said it might be very problematic for religious people Why exactly?. The Bible is not concerned with whether there is life on other planets. Such information would have no affect on my faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 08:24 AM (ix8EF)

People have been talking about space aliens for my entire life, and while some of it is entertaining all of it has been bullshit. I see no reason for that to change.

Now are there some things in the sky that can’t be explained? Yes, I’ve seen a couple myself. But I’ve never seen an “alien spaceship”. This is still a big ol’ world, and there are still some things in it we don’t understand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:29 AM (b/YqA)

172 Karl Marx: Luke, I am your father.

Soviet Star Wars

https://youtu.be/Fe8j2I0lljA

Posted by: Halfhand at May 08, 2026 08:29 AM (7qznS)

173 >>And are they a big deal?

I haven't read them yet. I just saw a post on X that said the first of the files has been released.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2026 08:29 AM (viF8m)

174 My brilliant governor, Hochul, announced a deal had been reached . The crazy Dems in the legislature said " nuh-uh". Our state government is a world class embarrassment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 08:30 AM (gu0hJ)

175 Does anyone aside from George Noory and Giorgio Tsoukalos actually care about the UFO Files?

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:30 AM (iXqHn)

176 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

Definitely don't want to be giving him money. I'll start shopping elsewhere.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:30 AM (lFFaq)

177 You're fired.
Posted by: Labour backbenchers at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (ppzWn)

That could be used to trigger a new general election which would cost said backbenchers THEIR positions. They'll stay quiet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

178 "The page to which you link has been archived.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Well dang. Byebye Mandy. Try this one.

Posted by: Camela at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)

179 IRGC won't surrender, but at least it's an ecological disaster:

Satellite imagery from the European Space Agency’s Sentinel‑2 shows multiple oil spills in the Persian Gulf after U.S.–Israeli strikes on Iranian oil facilities and vessels.

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That is not form US-Irali strikes, the IRGC is dumping oil into the sea now. They've run out of storage capacity. Causing ecological disaster. These apocalyptic fkrs need to be wiped off the face of the earth.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (GD0B3)

180 - shortened link for Carney/Governor General vid

https://tinyurl.com/57cndsat

Posted by: TeeJ at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (PpROq)

181 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (77rzZ)

182 Ginger did not eat it, which is why she's the lone survivor of the island.
Posted by: Shredded Cardboard Tastes Better at May 08, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

Oh you’re talking about those big tasty mushrooms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (b/YqA)

183 "Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’"

Absolutely. I went from not caring to actively despising.
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2026 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

He let the mask slip and showed the world the truth about the Jedi.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

184 Definitely don't want to be giving him money. I'll start shopping elsewhere.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:30 AM (lFFaq)

I've made the switch to locally owned Spec's. But that likely doesn't help you as I'm not sure they're outside the state of Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

185 TGIF, all!!

Jayapal has always been a despicable Commie.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (8Fxbo)

186 Be vary of any reports from the usual clowns , they all lie.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

187 I get the image of Starmer being dragged out of #10 Downing Street grabbing onto the railings screaming "I'm not leaving. Nooo, don't touch me"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (gu0hJ)

188 I once saw a UFO. Big round, black spherical objectl that would hover for a while, then fly very fast as if under power, and made sharp 45 degree turns like no aircraft. But by UFO I just mean a flying object I could not identify. I doubt it was aliens. Also this was quite near an Air Force Base.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (gtcuf)

189 Nice jobs report
115K jobs in April

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (jZ3ZM)

190 Well dang. Byebye Mandy. Try this one.
Posted by: Camela at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)

That one functions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

191 He's been all over Fox News for the last month thanks to the brouhaha kicked up by the radical centrists.

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"Radical centrist" seems a bit...incongruent and contradictory.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2026 08:33 AM (qBdHI)

192 First Lady will be pleased.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"
******
Great way to start off her Mother's Day weekend!
Hint.. hint.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

193 >>Moderna has been, just coincidentally!, working on the development of a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine. All together now...rejoice!

Of, FFS. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:33 AM (8Fxbo)

194 "Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’"

Skywalker's story was changed radically between filming and post-production. They sprang Loser Luke on Hamill at the movie premiere with no forewarning. If you track down the video footage of Hamill on the red carpet, he looks like someone just shot his dog.

He's had heated words about it ever since at comic cons and such.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2026 08:33 AM (/6r4m)

195 CDC classifies Hantavirus outbreak as a ‘Level 3’ emergency response: report

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It was just yesterday that I read a headline (didn't delve into the article) that said Moderna has been, just coincidentally!, working on the development of a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine. All together now...rejoice!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Covid 2.0 just in time for the midterms.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:34 AM (S838b)

196 ""Did Mark Hamill Help Crush ‘Star Wars?’"

If ai could do one useful thing it should be able to take a complete movie and super-impose one person for another.

Imagine the first 3 movies with someone else in the Skywalker part.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 08:34 AM (zBgIx)

197 A communist jihadist is by definition not a centrist, radical or not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2026 08:34 AM (gu0hJ)

198 That is not form US-Irali strikes, the IRGC is dumping oil into the sea now. They've run out of storage capacity. Causing ecological disaster. These apocalyptic fkrs need to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:31 AM (GD0B3)

Yep, it was thought a couple of weeks ago that they might do this. They’re not going to risk damaging their wells by shutting them in, they’re just going to just dump all the excess into the Persian Gulf and let it be poisoned for years to come.
Come on, Trump, order the pipelines leading to Kharg to be blown. Not hard to do, there’s only a few main ones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:34 AM (b/YqA)

199 I get the image of Starmer being dragged out of #10 Downing Street grabbing onto the railings screaming "I'm not leaving. Nooo, don't touch me"

====
"It's a bin fire!!"

"Mistakes have been made..but things will get better!"

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)

200 I'm more worried about a Santavirus. Gives you a big jiggly belly, a rosy red nose, and causes a desire to climb down chimneys.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (gtcuf)

201 Given that Hassan is the darling of the left and is getting trotted out by AOC, he can expect some flak. Being a dog abuser doesn't help him either.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY)

202 Great way to start off her Mother's Day weekend!
Hint.. hint.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

She's actually heading out of town this weekend. I'll try to remember to pick one up for her when she returns on Sunday.

My SiL booked a room in Waco for her and my brother this weekend, but neglected to ask if he was on call. Since he wasn't actually fired this week, he is. So, they're going.

They will be making a surprise trip to visit the First Daughter on Saturday, so that will be good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

203 I'm waiting on the Bigfoot Dossier with bated breath.

Posted by: Release The Files! at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)

204 >>Isabel Mata: “To me, a pride flag is way more relatable than an American flag. I would not raise an American flag at my house because I wouldn't…I wasn't even born here. But I would raise a pride flag."

>>I believe I've spotted the problem.

That there is a *red* flag!
Honestly, flying a flag to celebrate your sexual preferences has always been weird to me. Like, okaaaay? You like it up the butt, thanks for the update???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:36 AM (8Fxbo)

205 Revealingly, when prominent Democrats are reminded that their repeated comparisons of Trump to Hitler and the violence-tinged words they use in their campaigns against him have had the net effect of inspiring attempts to kill him, they don’t back off. They simply double down.

Case in point, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY):

Moments Ago: A visibly agitated Hakeem Jeffries says “I stand by” calling for “maximum warfare” against Republicans.

“You can continue to criticize me for it, I don’t give a damn about your criticism!”
====================
Is there anyone sane still remaining in the Democrat party?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2026 08:36 AM (SQPqL)

206 > I haven't read them yet. I just saw a post on X that said the first of the files has been released.
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FOX Newz had a segment showing 3 videos. In 2 of them, I'd say a small drone was captured flying to or from someplace. IIRC, drones were marginally important back about 5 years ago... hardly any videos of them flying about, but lots of videos taken "by them."

A lot of what we'll likely see are probably new drone designs being tested. They don't have to adapt to a human pilot, so the ability to change directions in unconventional ways might account for their movements.

So.... no, they're not "real" UFO's. YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 08:36 AM (jehhT)

207 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:29

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 08:36 AM (PFs9e)

208 Given that Hassan is the darling of the left and is getting trotted out by AOC, he can expect some flak. Being a dog abuser doesn't help him either.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY)

That dude is a communist shitstain, so it only fits that the new faces of the Dem party are trotting him out everywhere.

The D party is, or at least should be, f*cked with this overwhelming learch toward full on communist claptrap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

209 I'm more worried about a Santavirus. Gives you a big jiggly belly, a rosy red nose, and causes a desire to climb down chimneys.
Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (gtcuf)
---
I've got two out of three symptoms.

Should I be concerned?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2026 08:37 AM (gnNyN)

210 201 Given that Hassan is the darling of the left and is getting trotted out by AOC, he can expect some flak. Being a dog abuser doesn't help him either.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY)

The dude is an absolute idiot being propped up solely because the hard left wants a Muslim to be the face of their movement.

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:37 AM (iXqHn)

211 "Imagine the first 3 movies with someone else in the Skywalker part.
Posted by: Will Robinson"

I would substitute Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Camela at May 08, 2026 08:37 AM (vFG9F)

212 After dumping oil in the Gulf, next IRGC phase will be to start feeding their influencers in the media pics of "starving" Iranian children. As soon as those appear, keep track of the individuals and outlets doing it. They will self expose!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:38 AM (GD0B3)

213 It was just yesterday that I read a headline (didn't delve into the article) that said Moderna has been, just coincidentally!, working on the development of a Hantavirus mRNA vaccine. All together now...rejoice!
Posted by: Lady in Black

They want to kill us all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm in Texas. Didn't know Spec's was locally owned. Liked what I saw of their stuff to have with alcohol and their staff was helpful in answering questions. Will switch to buying there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:38 AM (lFFaq)

215 208 That dude is a communist shitstain, so it only fits that the new faces of the Dem party are trotting him out everywhere.

The D party is, or at least should be, f*cked with this overwhelming learch toward full on communist claptrap.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

It feels like between him and Mamdani, the Left is really trying to say "See? Communism and Islam ARE natural partners! They won't stab us in the back!"

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:39 AM (iXqHn)

216 "I would substitute Pee Wee Herman."

I think that would be hilarious.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 08, 2026 08:39 AM (zBgIx)

217
The Orange Man casts a long and luxurious shadow, the best shadow really, over the politics of Old Blighty.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2026 08:39 AM (iJfKG)

218 I'm in Texas. Didn't know Spec's was locally owned. Liked what I saw of their stuff to have with alcohol and their staff was helpful in answering questions. Will switch to buying there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:38 AM (lFFaq)

Well, there you go.

Enjoy!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Need a Failures of Communism Every Time It Was Tried class in public schools.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

220
Need a Failures of Communism Every Time It Was Tried class in public schools.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

Instead of them indoctrinating kids to thinking it's teh bomb.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

221 >>Given that Hassan is the darling of the left and is getting trotted out by AOC, he can expect some flak. Being a dog abuser doesn't help him either.

Isn't it amazing the dog abuse stuff doesn't seem to affect the love he gets from the Left?

They care passionately for things individually, in silos, but manage to never let them overlap, even when they do. See: wind farms killing whales and birds, open borders allowing immigrant caravans to trash and destroy our borderlands, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:41 AM (8Fxbo)

222 Is there anyone sane still remaining in the Democrat party?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Two of the interns but that's changing by next semester.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:41 AM (RjOoY)

223 I'm more worried about a Santavirus. Gives you a big jiggly belly, a rosy red nose, and causes a desire to climb down chimneys.
Posted by: Delurker

---

I've got two out of three symptoms.

Should I be concerned?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Fistbump.

At my age, I have no desire to get on a roof.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:41 AM (S838b)

224 Isn't it amazing the dog abuse stuff doesn't seem to affect the love he gets from the Left?

They care passionately for things individually, in silos, but manage to never let them overlap, even when they do. See: wind farms killing whales and birds, open borders allowing immigrant caravans to trash and destroy our borderlands, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:41 AM (8Fxbo)

A gif of him abusing the dog should be flooding his Xcrement feed all day, every day.

The fact that the left celebrates his ass shows exactly who they are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

225 *At my age, I have no desire to get on a roof.*
+++

Or one ho, much less three.

Posted by: Hey-oooh! at May 08, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

226 The Media Accused ICE of Targeting Migrant Workers on Disney Cruises, Turns Out They Were Arresting Pedos
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These are not the Pedos you are looking for

Posted by: Ben Kenobi, Hollywood Guy at May 08, 2026 08:44 AM (SQPqL)

227 Good God. Starmer just essentially stated the reason he lost so badly is because people aren’t happy with the pace of things he’s doing.

So- he’s not moving fast enough with the UK’s destruction.

I don’t even know what to say. England has become a third-world banana republic.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2026 08:43 AM (IJqrQ)

That's why calls for him to resign are silly. Bitch ain't going anywhere. He's not done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

228 San Francisco Chronicle
@sfchronicle
OPINION: Criticism of Katie Porter’s temperament is blatantly sexist, especially if you watched the temperamentally challenged male candidates during this week’s debates, Jack Ohman writes.

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Hey, man, you don't talk to Katie. You listen to her. She's enlarged my mind. She's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes she'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to her, right? And she'll just walk right by you. She won't even notice you. And suddenly she'll grab you, and she'll throw you in a corner, and she'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, she's... she's a great woman! "I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)

229
"Our Democracy" Leftists are running European countries with the support of less than 1/3 of their voters.

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 08:45 AM (Y8DZL)

230 224 A gif of him abusing the dog should be flooding his Xcrement feed all day, every day.

The fact that the left celebrates his ass shows exactly who they are.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

And that they give him a pass for his father having been a Billionaire (to say nothing of his uncle giving him a platform).

Posted by: XTC at May 08, 2026 08:45 AM (iXqHn)

231 Russia's planning to send unjammable drones to Iran to use against the US and allies. All hope is lost.

This came directly from MS Now people!
The number 1 watched morning show in Washington D.C.!
And they WERE citing 'The Economist!'

Maybe I'll have poutine today after all.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 08:45 AM (Sco7b)

232 If, repeat, if, Reform can deliver excellent local services, end fraud, and keep the peace, they would be unstoppable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

233 Poutine is the best thing to come out of Canada. Except maybe Rush.

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf)

234 I'm in Texas. Didn't know Spec's was locally owned. Liked what I saw of their stuff to have with alcohol and their staff was helpful in answering questions. Will switch to buying there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2026 08:38 AM (lFFaq)

Well, there you go.

Enjoy!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'm definitely changing loyalties. Goody Good was my go to because they're a couple of blocks down from work. Spec's is over in Sherman. But it's only a block up from Sam's.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:46 AM (S838b)

235 When I was in high school during the late 70s, the black girls used to tease me by singing, Aretha-style, "Shain, Shain, Shain ... Shain of Fools."

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 08:47 AM (lR5Ug)

236 "... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, she's... she's a great woman! "I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 08, 2026 08:45 AM"
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Dude.
Decaf.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 08, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

237 And that they give him a pass for his father having been a Billionaire (to say nothing of his uncle giving him a platform).
Posted by: XTC

Socialism is for the people not the socialist. -Andrew Wilkow

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2026 08:49 AM (RjOoY)

238 AOC says you can't earn a billion dollars. She really is a chimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove

She needs to go back to bartending and giving 20 dollar handjobs in the parking lot. (Same as in town)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2026 08:49 AM (5xuJ/)

239 From Farage's experience on the trail : "…one thing that I consistently hear from people, especially from women actually, is ‘please save us’, a sense that society is in rapid decline, law and order, anti-social behaviour, shoplifting, whatever it is, ‘please save us’.

There is a feeling out there that all the values that have mattered to people their whole lives, the kind of country they want their kids and grandkids to live in is very, very severely under threat… we want to turn the country around. We all feel it is heading in the wrong direction on a number of major issues.

Frankly, many people find the society they’re living in unreconsigisable from just a few short years ago. This is stuff of the heart, this is emotive stuff that matters to people."

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

240 @sfchronicle
OPINION: Criticism of Katie Porter’s temperament is blatantly sexist, especially if you watched the temperamentally challenged male candidates during this week’s debates, Jack Ohman writes.

You're balls are removable, aren't they, Jack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

241
On the schedule today:
- Change water down in the kennel
- Get a deck belt and fuel filter for the mower
- Buy rat traps at Lowes
- Take nap
- Try to unravel Dutch's show record

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (HdYcL)

242
More spike proteins to make everyone die from blood clots and heart issues!
Posted by: XTC
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I'd rather take my chances with the rats.
Posted by: Dwight Frye

^^^^This^^^^

The medical professionals have 100% lost my trust and have done nothing to earn it back.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (QVmho)

243 >>OPINION: Criticism of Katie Porter’s temperament is blatantly sexist, especially if you watched the temperamentally challenged male candidates during this week’s debates, Jack Ohman writes.

What if - stay with me here - instead of excusing Porter's behavior because male candidates do it, too, you expose all the candidates who are unbearable a$$holes?

Do better reporting, Jack Ohman, don't scold us for noticing Porter is an unhinged witch.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (8Fxbo)

244 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
That's great!
Try and behave yourself while she's away.
I hope she's given you some chores.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

245 Jack Ohman

Jack No-man amirite?

Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf)

246 ...why in the heck is a sitting member of the U.S. Congress going behind the president's back and colluding with foreign countries in a way that directly goes against the president's current actions and foreign policy?

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Is that a violation of the Logan Act (perhaps we should rename it the Logan's End Run Act)? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2026 08:51 AM (lR5Ug)

247 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Monty Python at May 08, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

248 I'm definitely changing loyalties. Goody Good was my go to because they're a couple of blocks down from work. Spec's is over in Sherman. But it's only a block up from Sam's.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:46 AM (S838b)

I stopped using Goody Goody years ago, which I was a fan, because when we were regulars at Texas Motorspeedway, we would get our kegs from there. However, even though I would order in advance and my name would be on the list, they constantly sold my keg out from under me, causing me to scramble and overpay for a replacement.

They didn't take my being a customer seriously, so I've been in one, I think twice, in the last decade plus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

249 That's great!
Try and behave yourself while she's away.
I hope she's given you some chores.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

We still intend on moving, so my list has plenty on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

250 67
16 If if turns out to be true that biden's doj knew that the splc was funneling money to racist hate groups and blessed it then the case against them is going to fall apart like a wet cardboard box.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2026 07:28 AM (0N4FZ)

I don’t think it necessarily makes the case fall apart; but of course Garland knew. The SPLC was their junior partner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2026 08:01 AM (b/YqA)
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Indict the scumbag Garland as a co-conspirator! The left loves to dick-dance around with lawfare, let's see how they like it when they get a face load with both barrels.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 08, 2026 08:53 AM (JNTt1)

251
Spielburg, Lucas, and Ford are all commies but have the small sense left that it's bad for business if they constantly scream about it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 08:54 AM (Y8DZL)

252 135 The demand for free home care was so high in Ohio that taxpayers spent more on that “personal services” category, Medicaid’s term for non-medical in-home help, than any other outpatient service.

That is NOT healthcare.
Posted by: r hennigantx

DeWine needs the tar & feather treatment.

You know when a parent can't take their kids shenanigan anymore and just yells "OUT, I want everyone OUT right now!"? That's me with these lazy, theiving assholes, and that includes the Ohio GOP and their Somalian and Haitian pets.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2026 08:54 AM (Dv3i1)

253
Frankly, many people find the society they’re living in unreconsigisable from just a few short years ago. This is stuff of the heart, this is emotive stuff that matters to people."

Sounds familiar.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

254 I stopped using Goody Goody years ago, which I was a fan, because when we were regulars at Texas Motorspeedway, we would get our kegs from there. However, even though I would order in advance and my name would be on the list, they constantly sold my keg out from under me, causing me to scramble and overpay for a replacement.

They didn't take my being a customer seriously, so I've been in one, I think twice, in the last decade plus.
Posted by: Sponge

I stopped in Wednesday afternoon after work. Asked the Horde for bourbon advice.

They had no Balcones or Buffalo Trace. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:55 AM (S838b)

255 > Poutine is the best thing to come out of Canada. Except maybe Rush.
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I think Rush is from Missouri

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 08:56 AM (ZxPkt)

256 The only reason my parents went to see Star Wars was because they wanted to see Debbie Reynolds’ daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

257 >>Given that Hassan is the darling of the left and is getting trotted out by AOC, he can expect some flak. Being a dog abuser doesn't help him either.

Isn't it amazing the dog abuse stuff doesn't seem to affect the love he gets from the Left?

They care passionately for things individually, in silos, but manage to never let them overlap, even when they do. See: wind farms killing whales and birds, open borders allowing immigrant caravans to trash and destroy our borderlands, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 08:41 AM (8Fxbo)
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The proper analysis is: they are attracted to his casual willingness to inflict pain on innocents.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2026 08:57 AM (2icm1)

258 I think Rush is from Missouri
Posted by: Don Black

The band.

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2026 08:57 AM (Y8DZL)

259 >@sfchronicle
OPINION: Criticism of Katie Porter’s temperament is blatantly sexist,
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during the debate, she told one of her opponents to 'cowboy up, cupcake'

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

260 it's uncanny how politics attracts the absolutely worst people in he world

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

261
They had no Balcones or Buffalo Trace. WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2026 08:55 AM (S838b)

GG was the first place I heard that was doing the lottery draw for Buffalo Trace. You put your name on a list and if selected, one draw every 2 weeks, I think, you could come in at a specified time, go to the back room and pick 2 bottles to buy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

262 The best thing to come out of Canada was Corner Gas.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

263 >The band.

Posted by: Auspex
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hence the winking emoji in my post

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2026 08:59 AM (ZxPkt)

264 > it's uncanny how politics attracts the absolutely worst people in he world
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Politics is work for garbage people. For some definition of "work."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2026 09:00 AM (jehhT)

265 One of the comments at the American Thinker article about Dems and slavery: "Why did this make me think Pelosi would’ve been an ideal skaveholder [sic]?"

I can see it now . . . Pelosi ordering her house or kitchen slaves to produce ice cream . . . her husband fighting a duel with a Northerner over slavery. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2026 09:00 AM (wzUl9)

266 >>>>CNN: Trump administration now classifies Antifa and left-wing networks among ‘major’ terror groups

How Nazi of them. Broadening their ability to arrest peaceful protestors.

They know Antifa isn’t an organization. Its an ideology. Now they can label anyone they don't like as a terrorist and throw them in jail/torture them.
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What color is the sky in their world?
These people are completely brainwashed.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2026 09:00 AM (8Fxbo)

267
I can see it now . . . Pelosi ordering her house or kitchen slaves to produce ice cream . . . her husband fighting a duel with a Northerner over slavery. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2026 09:00 AM (wzUl9)

HAMMERTIME!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

268 The best thing to come out of Canada was Corner Gas.
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Excuse me

Posted by: Norm at May 08, 2026 09:01 AM (udZ7r)

269 How Nazi of them. Broadening their ability to arrest peaceful protestors.

They know Antifa isn’t an organization. Its an ideology. Now they can label anyone they don't like as a terrorist and throw them in jail/torture them.
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Alinsky still reigns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

270 233 Poutine is the best thing to come out of Canada. Except maybe Rush.
Posted by: Delurker at May 08, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf

I have to listen to them one day. I lived across from the border and had American entertainment.

9 AM news roundup.

FoxNews - Iran and US change fire
CBC - Hantavirus - don't bang rats...
CNN - 115,000 US jobs added in April - they have the sadzzz
MS Now - covering Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 09:02 AM (Sco7b)

271 209 I'm more worried about a Santavirus. Gives you a big jiggly belly, a rosy red nose, and causes a desire to climb down chimneys.
I've got two out of three symptoms.
...
Should I be concerned?

MAGIC-8 Ball says, YES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OEMKXtYP4

Who Presides? Olympics'28, Senate'32, Prez'36.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://youtu.be/xdEo_t-iVbM

I Believe in HARVEY DENT.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 08, 2026 09:02 AM (Io0ve)

272 during the debate, she told one of her opponents to 'cowboy up, cupcake'
Posted by: Don Black

That just sounds stupid, besides being insulting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2026 09:02 AM (2sfNr)

273 MS Now - covering Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 08, 2026 09:02 AM (Sco7b)

With a pillow? Till he stops moving?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Rewarding Mayor wetback in Minnesota:
In Minnesota law requires elected officials to be eligible voters. According to Article VII, Section 6 of the Minnesota Constitution, every person entitled to vote and who is at least 21 years old is eligible for any office elective by the people, provided they have resided in the district for 30 days prior to the election.

This means that voting eligibility is a prerequisite for holding office in Minnesota. The knowledge of her fraudulent immigration status should be enough to get her booted out of the Mayor's job.

Posted by: August Perez at May 08, 2026 09:03 AM (YLWxI)

275 @paulsperry_
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20h
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel says there is "enough evidence" for DOJ to bring a strong case against top Russiagate conspirators, including James Comey and John Brennan, and that the process of finding and presenting supporting documents and swearing in cooperating witnesses before federal grand juries is well underway

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Don't worry. Those people telling you about the grand jury in FL were just crazy because it's impossible for things to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 08, 2026 09:03 AM (c3FgC)

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