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US Assets Counter-Attack Iranian Fast Boats

Good.

But they're claiming none of this violated the ceasefire, because they're trying to pretend to comport with the unconstitutional War Powers Act for some reason.

A U.S. strike on Iran's Qeshm Port in the Strait of Hormuz and Bandar Abbas were reported Thursday, with U.S. officials telling Fox News National Security Correspondent Jennifer Griffin that this was neither a restart of the war nor an end to the ceasefire.

The U.S. military also struck Iran's Bandar Kargan naval checkpoint in Minab, officials confirmed.

The development came as Iran's state-run IRNA news agency also reported air defense activity in western Tehran.

Two other loud explosions were heard Thursday night, while eyewitnesses told Iran International they heard multiple blasts in Chitgar.

Iran's state-run Mehr News Agency also reported attacks and exchanges of fire across Iran's southern Hormozgan province near Bandar Abbas, Bandar Khamir, Sirik and Qeshm Island, according to reports.

Thursday's strike on Iran's major port came two days after Iran fired 15 ballistic and cruise missiles at the UAE's Fujairah Port.

Those strikes sparked anger among Gulf countries, officials told Griffin, though Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Gen. Dan Caine had said during a Pentagon briefing May 5 that those attacks did not amount to a violation of the ceasefire.

Hegseth and Caine described the attacks as low-level incidents that did not rise to that threshold.

U.S. forces intercepted unprovoked Iranian attacks and responded with self-defense strikes as U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyers transited the Strait of Hormuz to the Gulf of Oman, May 7.

Iranian forces launched multiple missiles, drones and small boats as USS Truxtun (DDG 103), USS Rafael Peralta (DDG 115), and USS Mason (DDG 87) transited the international sea passage. No U.S. assets were struck.

U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) eliminated inbound threats and targeted Iranian military facilities responsible for attacking U.S. forces including missile and drone launch sites; command and control locations; and intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance nodes.

CENTCOM does not seek escalation but remains positioned and ready to protect American forces.

If they're firing on US ships, the War Powers Act is out the window. The US President has nearly unlimited inherent authority to defend US ships and bases from attack.

More from Ed Morrissey. The Iranians attacked us with "swarms of fast attack boats." I don't understand why those were allowed to continue existing.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: GigantorX at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (eoPmj)

2 Also, good.

Don't be a TARD President Trump. Waste these fools.

Posted by: GigantorX at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (eoPmj)

3 Just how fast are these fast boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (Cqx++)

4 Isolationists and Code Pinkers hardest hit.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (T6aVk)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (LdBR/)

6 Most kinetic ceasefire.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

7 I don't understand why those were allowed to continue existing.

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They hid them in Ali's garage.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

8 US Assets Counter-Attack Iranian Fast Boats
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Why.?

Because Iranian BBQ sucks.

They cover up burnt camel and goat ass with heavy spices and expect everyone to pretend it is the best.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (/lPRQ)

9 Those boats were just making a BBQ run.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++)

10 Just how fast are these fast boats?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Not as fast as they were

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (9gKa/)

11 Swift boats >> fast boats

Posted by: John F Kerry at May 07, 2026 06:43 PM (wGerL)

12 Well a new “secret” secret Dossier just dropped

BREAKING: Deep State Leaks CIA Iran War Dossier to WaPo

Someone needs to hang for this

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 07, 2026 06:43 PM (nGraA)

13 I think Trump has too many Ds in his chess right now. 3 will do.

Waste those fuckers.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:43 PM (LpcdH)

14 If they're firing on US ships, the War Powers Act is out the window. The US President has nearly unlimited inherent authority to defend US ships and bases from attack.

NO HE DOESN'T!!! HE HAS TO GO THROUGH CONGRESS!!! HE HAS TO GO THROUGH CONGRESS!!! HE HAS TO GO THROUGH CONGRESS!!! HE HAS TO GO THROUGH CONGRESS!!! HE HAS TO GO THROUGH CONGRESS!!! THE MILITARY CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT CONGRESS APPROVING IT!!!

EITHER TRUMP ASKS CONGRESS TO DECLARE WAR ON IRAN OR HE IS IN VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION!!!!

Posted by: Know It All Libertarians at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (T6aVk)

15 Did they touch our boats or not?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (vJrRc)

16 Hegseth:

"I'm gonna barbecue yo ass in molasses!"

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:45 PM (LpcdH)

17 Dossier are not secret, unless they are leaked!

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)

18 Willowed:

Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.

They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM


Now, now, we're not talking about one of your cooked to mush, oversauced Passover briskets.

Yeah, anyone can do that.

But, the amount of lousy BBQ'd brisket outside of Texas puts lie to your statement.

However-

Technology has caught up with BBQ and eliminated the alchemical fufaraw of cooking a perfect brisket.

Anyone can cook a perfect BBQ's brisket these days pretty much every single time if you have a Wood Pellet Grill and a bluetooth meat thermometer. Zero guess work.

That goes double for ribs and-

triple for BBQ'd Pork, which was always training wheels BBQ for idjits.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2026 06:45 PM (iJfKG)

19 *shakes impotent fist* *rage strokes* *faints*

Posted by: Rand Paul, severe libertarian at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (C/x7Y)

20 They smoked the gunboats much like a perfectly done Texas brisket.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (2UnvF)

21 Gd Rand Smaul will be burbling his cocksocket any minute now.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:47 PM (LpcdH)

22 Those Iranian sailors are developing a nice bark now.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (LpcdH)

23 Anyone can cook a perfect BBQ's brisket these days pretty much every single time if you have a Wood Pellet Grill and a bluetooth meat thermometer. Zero guess work.

Throws flag... pellet smoker is flawed. Not enough smoke, unless supplemental (inferior and bitter) smoke is used.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (q6tQZ)

24 Arm Chair General here reporting in...........3:48 on the west coast and all is well.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (IlL6s)

25 The lolbertarians will now demonstrate why they never get above 1-2% in any presidential election.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (2UnvF)

26 OT - because of course they did:

Dozens of California-based representatives sent a letter Thursday to the state’s attorney general urging him to conduct a “full and robust review” of the proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Paramount Skydance Corporation.

“If you determine that this merger would have anticompetitive effects, use your best judgment to pursue the appropriate course of action,” the letter, signed by 34 members of Congress representing different districts in California, reads.

The effort was spearheaded by Rep. Laura Friedman — representing California’s 30th Congressional District — whose office confirmed it had previously been in touch with Paramount about the merger.
The letter’s concerns were reinforced by signatures from several high-profile Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Zoe Lofgren, Ted Lieu and Ro Khanna.

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (kX27y)

27 so willowed, the pixels are still wet:

what if we just had the ceasefire on even-numbered days

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ZxPkt)

28 Those Iranian sailors are developing a nice bark now.
Posted by: Sifty Boones

Lol

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (9gKa/)

29 WTF is happening?? This was a neat little package 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (2icm1)

30 The best BBQ is cooked where you can grab some oysters that were in the ocean 15 minutes ago for an appetizer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (viF8m)

31 Send in the USS Whackamole

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ZxPkt)

32 So, Hordelings. I am carrying on a text debate with my brother.

Re Braveheart: His Scottish wife who gets off, or the French princess?

I’m on Team Scottish Wife.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 06:50 PM (77rzZ)

33 EITHER TRUMP ASKS CONGRESS TO DECLARE WAR ON IRAN OR HE IS IN VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION!!!!

Posted by: Know It All Libertarians at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (T6aVk)

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"Only U.S. District Clown Judge and DeFacto POTUS Bozoberg can authorize a defensive military strike on our enemies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:50 PM (lR5Ug)

34 Iran's sure firing a lot of missiles for a country whose military capabilities were completely wiped out.

Posted by: Delurker at May 07, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

35 I hope we really freaked out the fast boats by playing Chuck Mangioni's Feels So Good from loudspeakers while the choppers attacked.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:50 PM (LpcdH)

36 Listen to me, you cowboy-booted Texas maniacs!

I may live in NJ but I am not a native!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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You from California??

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 07, 2026 06:51 PM (VCgbV)

37 The best BBQ is cooked where you can grab some oysters that were in the ocean 15 minutes ago for an appetizer.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (viF8m)

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For a second there I thought you were socking Liz Warren.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:51 PM (2UnvF)

38
More from Ed Morrissey. The Iranians attacked us with "swarms of fast attack boats." I don't understand why those were allowed to continue existing.

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The Iranians take the boats out of footlockers and inflate them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2026 06:51 PM (azNOR)

39 If they're firing on US ships, the War Powers Act is out the window. The US President has nearly unlimited inherent authority to defend US ships and bases from attack.

Were they properly-flagged Iranian naval vessels?

If not, we just smoked some pirates. Who knows what country they were from. Ceasefire? Pfeh.

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 06:51 PM (VHUov)

40

A group of House Democrats is urging the Trump administration to publicly acknowledge Israel’s undeclared nuclear weapons program, a move that would abandon decades of U.S. policy but confirm what has been an open secret among intelligence officials since the late 1960s.

In a letter to Secretary of State Marco Rubio obtained by The Washington Post, more than two dozen lawmakers, led by Rep. Joaquin Castro (Texas), say Washington’s silence on the program is indefensible amid the war in Iran and the acute threat of military escalation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

41 Trump's "deal hunting" is starting to make him look weak. It's time to remind Iran who's in charge here. Bibi's locked and loaded and I'm sure intelligence info has started to settle and be more solid as the dust has cleared.

Bombs away.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (IifOV)

42 >>For a second there I thought you were socking Liz Warren.

What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the lobsters chattering.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

43 Now, now, we're not talking about one of your cooked to mush, oversauced Passover briskets.

=====

Mrs. F. would like a word...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (2icm1)

44 I’m on Team Scottish Wife.
Posted by: Bulg

This has come up before. Wife. Not even close.

Although throwing the Frenchie a sympathy bang was a strong move.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2026 06:53 PM (9gKa/)

45 ...More from Ed Morrissey. The Iranians attacked us with "swarms of fast attack boats." I don't understand why those were allowed to continue existing...

Ever try to delouse a dog? A dog the size of New Jersey

Posted by: John the River at May 07, 2026 06:53 PM (UtM0f)

46 More peaceful Persian fishermen murdered while trying to provide for their families.

Darn shame.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:53 PM (LpcdH)

47 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (IlL6s)

48 I think Texas BBQ (don't buy it at Buckee's) drifted from the Carolina's and was perfected in Texas.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (HBgiC)
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Grew up in NC, now in Texas. This just isn't true in any way that I can figure out. Brisket is nonexistent in the Carolina BBQ repertoire, and that's what Texas BBQ is. Sure there's pulled pork here too but it's not as good as Carolina whole hog.

The Carolinas are big pork producing states so pork dominates the BBQ scene there, just like Texas has big ranches and many head of cattle.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (oqH4h)

49 NBC - Epstein suicide note helps prove it was not suicide. Camera footage could also prove that.

Protestors arrested protesting gerrymandering in Tennessee where Democracy is currently dying.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)

50
Quagmire!!! Quagmire!!!

Posted by: Democrat with a Kennedy accent at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (IifOV)

51 Bombs away.
Posted by: Frank Barone

I'd offer a gazillion quatloos for the information leading to the nearly 1,000#s of uranium.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (q6tQZ)

52 41 Bullshit. Trump never looks weak. He projects unpredictably very well, which is what we want.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (77rzZ)

53 Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the lobsters chattering.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

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Wait, I thought it was pronounced lobstah?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (2UnvF)

54 Three World Class American Destroyers just transited, very successfully, out of the Strait of Hormuz, under fire. There was no damage done to the three Destroyers, but great damage done to the Iranian attackers. They were completely destroyed along with numerous small boats, which are being used to take the place of their fully decapitated Navy. These boats went to the bottom of the Sea, quickly and efficiently. Missiles were shot at our Destroyers, and were easily knocked down. Likewise, drones came, and were incinerated while in the air. They dropped ever so beautifully down to the Ocean, very much like a butterfly dropping to its grave! A normal Country would have allowed these Destroyers to pass, but Iran is not a normal Country. They are led by LUNATICS, and if they had the chance to use a Nuclear Weapon, they would do it, without question — But they’ll never have that opportunity and, just like we knocked them out again today, we’ll knock them out a lot harder, and a lot more violently, in the future, if they don’t get their Deal signed, FAST! Our three Destroyers, with their wonderful Crews, will now rejoin our Naval Blockade, which is truly a “Wall of Steel.” President DJT

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

55 Ace had this in the last post, but this is maddening. Sheridan Gorman's mom revealed:

Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
·
3h
🚨 ENRAGING COURTROOM REVEAL

Sheridan Gorman’s mother dropping hard truth after watching her daughter’s accused killer in court last week:
“They claimed he doesn’t understand English and has the mentality of a small child — so he can’t stand trial.”

Mom fired back:

“I saw him stand in the courtroom. He can stand. A small child doesn’t buy an illegal gun. A small child doesn’t stand at the end of a pier and execute someone.”

Even more damning — he was answering the judge before the translator could even speak. He understood every word.

This is the same illegal who was caught at the border, released under Biden, arrested again, and released again before murdering an innocent 18-year-old American girl.

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y)

56 "They are led by LUNATICS"!

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

57 The letter’s concerns were reinforced by signatures from several high-profile Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Zoe Lofgren, Ted Lieu and Ro Khanna.

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2026 06:49 PM (kX27y)

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@grok "What is the combined IQ of Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Zoe Lofgren, Ted Lieu, and Ro Khanna?"

"I'm sorry, Shain, I can't calculate any equation involving retrards whose result is less than three digits. Please try again ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:55 PM (lR5Ug)

58 In a letter to Secretary of State Marco Rubio obtained by The Washington Post, more than two dozen lawmakers, led by Rep. Joaquin Castro (Texas), say Washington’s silence on the program is indefensible amid the war in Iran and the acute threat of military escalation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
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I have hear a target list that could be used to "break the silence."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2026 06:56 PM (2icm1)

59 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 06:56 PM (35jYC)

60 Takes time to move people and things into place.

Safer while bombs arent falling.

Tells me our boys are in position for Operation: Goat's Revenge

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:56 PM (LpcdH)

61 Re Braveheart: His Scottish wife who gets off, or the French princess?

Gets off... who gets screwed or who gets killed?
Wife and Princess get laid, Wife gets killed.

Posted by: John the River at May 07, 2026 06:56 PM (UtM0f)

62 Posted by: Know It All Libertarians at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (T6aVk)

Follow the bouncing ball....

The authorized use of Military Force from 9-11 is still in force, and allows the President to use force against ANY ALLY of Al Q and Bin Laden.

The Taliban were attacked by multiple US Presidents under this rubric... and the Taliban were funded, armed, and aided, by Iran.

Ergo, Iran was an ally of Bin Laden and Al Q... thus falling under the 9-11 Authorization.... Congress never put a time limit on it, nor rescinded it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)

63 ***because they're trying to pretend to comport with the unconstitutional War Powers Act for some reason.
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CONGRESS

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:57 PM (HBgiC)

64 Ambassador León has to be overtaxed in these times what with being responsible for relations with two major European countries - Spain and Andorra. I would like to offer my services. While Ambassador León speaks Spanish, he does not know Catalan, the official language of Andorra. I, on the other hand, am equally fluent in Catalan and Spanish.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 06:58 PM (2ap+5)

65
They better check they self before they wreck they self.

Their insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

Posted by: DJ Marco Rubio at May 07, 2026 06:58 PM (IifOV)

66 55.

Illegals are like cue balls. The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:58 PM (LpcdH)

67
"I'm sorry, Shain, I can't calculate any equation involving retrards whose result is less than three digits. Please try again ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:55 PM (lR5Ug)
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Just about right. I have to get out of this beautiful state filled with retards.

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2026 06:58 PM (kX27y)

68 Lol...."Respect the Facts"

"NBC News - Reporting the facts"

Always leave them laughing.


After vacuuming all the dog and cat hair, I'm thinking crows may make sense.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)

69 15 Did they touch our boats or not?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (vJrRc)
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Fat Electrician reference and everyone should know that you don't touch America's boats or you're gonna have a bad time.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

70 Another Comet pizza delivery guy

@libsoftiktok 1h
BREAKING: Evan Altman, a Voting Rights Organizer for the @ACLU and a former member of the National Democrat Training Committee, was arrested on CHILD P*RN charges

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 06:59 PM (diia5)

71 No one is talking about a very friendly Brasilian President's visit to the WH. I hope this will place downward pressure on coffee prices! And beef prices!

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

72
All-night whole pig with a bunch of guys drinking beer around the fire.

I have a cousin who knows Myron Mixon and says the pro circuit guys are like lawyers; knowing the judges with regional prejudices and conforming to their tastes..

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 07:00 PM (Y8DZL)

73 71.

Makes me wax poetical.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:01 PM (LpcdH)

74
Kahlua Pork > Pulled Pork

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 07:01 PM (IifOV)

75 73 71.

Makes me wax poetical.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:01 PM (LpcdH)

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I hope Poetical had a glass of wine first.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM (2ap+5)

76
Missiles were shot at our Destroyers

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From where?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM (n7rxJ)

77 President Trump, God love him but we're making a deal with lunatics? How do we expect lunatics to honor a deal? Just sayin......

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM (IlL6s)

78 Spam and Rice aint Q.

But its damn good.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM (LpcdH)

79 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.
Posted by: JROD


If only we had some sort of specialized forces whose primary mission is training indigenous forces to fight their own government... we could call them "special forces" and give them jaunty green beanies to distinguish them from everyone else.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)

80 Missiles were shot at our Destroyers

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From where?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM


From their launchers, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

81 72
All-night whole pig with a bunch of guys drinking beer around the fire.

I have a cousin who knows Myron Mixon and says the pro circuit guys are like lawyers; knowing the judges with regional prejudices and conforming to their tastes..
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 07:00 PM (Y8DZL)
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All night cooks are fun as long as it's friends and you're not at a competition.

Competition BBQ fuckin' blows. It's doctored and sauced and covered in damn Parkay and all manner of shit so that the ONE BITE the judge takes will knock his/her socks off but it's so rich that it can't be enjoyed as a meal. No thanks.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)

82 Those strikes sparked anger among Gulf countries, officials told Griffin,[the lying bitch]

Local countries want Iran wiped out. Wiped out without international concerns. Trump has to talk them down and says what he has to in order to keep his plan (no WW and everyone in their place) because neighboring states just want them wiped out. -- > Iraq types excluded.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (HBgiC)

83 Hegseth and Caine described the attacks as low-level incidents that did not rise to that threshold.

Yeah, that statement pissed off both the UAE and the Saudis.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (4NO2D)

84 75.

Boones Farm. The Liquid Lionel Richie.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (LpcdH)

85
Iran is not a normal Country. They are led by LUNATICS

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I'm glad he sees this. Now when does he stop wheeling and dealing and do what should be done with a lunatic who has missiles and drones and who's trying to get nukes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (n7rxJ)

86 From where?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM (n7rxJ)


Berkeley.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (iERP6)

87 If only we had some sort of specialized forces whose primary mission is training indigenous forces to fight their own government... we could call them "special forces" and give them jaunty green beanies to distinguish them from everyone else.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)
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Man, we could even give them a pithy Latin motto like "De Oppresso Liber" meaning to liberate the oppressed. That really would be something!

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (oqH4h)

88 How much wax does a poetical need, actually?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (77rzZ)

89 Busy and haven't read upthread. Tousi has a new video from 2hrs ago.

I love him, by the way.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (WONhk)

90
we’ll knock them out a lot harder, and a lot more violently, in the future, if they don’t get their Deal signed, FAST!

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Quantify "FAST."

So much to unpack in that Truth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (n7rxJ)

91 Missiles were shot at our Destroyers

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From where?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM


I think from where the fire and smoke is now.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (4NO2D)

92 79 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.
Posted by: JROD

How?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)

93 My wife told me one of the ships over in the Hormuz is one that we toured when it was docked here in Portland for fleet week during the rose festival a few years ago. That was an amazing ship. I can't remember its name but she remembered it. I pray for their safety.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (IifOV)

94 ONE BITE the judge takes will knock his/her socks off but it's so rich that it can't be enjoyed as a meal. No thanks.
Posted by: ballistic
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So, if you're not going to eat that plate pass it on down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (HBgiC)

95 79 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.
Posted by: JROD

With what? Where? With who?

Amateurs talk tactics. Professionals talk logistics.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)

96 So, if you're not going to eat that plate pass it on down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (HBgiC)
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You would not like it if you like actual barbecue. Seriously, it's bad if you have to eat more than a bite or two. Too much of a good thing etc.

I've been a judge a couple times.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:07 PM (oqH4h)

97 92 79 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.
Posted by: JROD

How?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)

Yeah, it's not like we have entire US Military units trained to help indigenous populations fight... oh... wait... (probably busy in Ukrainistan though)

Of course, the CIA is so busy fighting against Trump, we probably don't have assets on the ground against actual enemies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)

98 but it's so rich that it can't be enjoyed as a meal. No thanks.
Posted by: ballistic

I don’t understand those words in that order. Also I’m having trouble losing weight.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2026 07:07 PM (9gKa/)

99 Kahlua Pork > Pulled Pork
Posted by: Frank Barone


But the pulled pork is swimming in the best sauces and rubs in the country!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:07 PM (/lPRQ)

100 88.

Less than you'd think. More than I hoped for.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:07 PM (LpcdH)

101 underwing tanks and sensor pods for the F-22, and the
B-52's new AGM-181 nuclear cruise missile.

https://tinyurl.com/wc8zj2wu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:08 PM (HBgiC)

102 100: Nov 4 1979. Look it up.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:08 PM (T6aVk)

103 @92 Cow Demon-the same way we supplied arms n food to Europeans and troops during WWII and other conflicts, by air. Rain down weapons that these people can use against the bad guys. Bad guys might get hands on them too but they already have weapons. At least give these people a fighting chance.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 07:08 PM (IlL6s)

104 92 79 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.
Posted by: JROD

How?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)
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If only there was a rifle that was cheap and has been mass produced by every swinging dick the world over for the last 70 years that shot ammunition that is littered like confetti all over every third-world shithole known to man. And if only we had some sort of containerized delivery system by which those rifles and ammunition could be delivered to Iran.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:09 PM (oqH4h)

105 With what? Where? With who?

Amateurs talk tactics. Professionals talk logistics.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)

Funnel them through the Kurds... they'd know who to arm...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)

106 >President Trump, God love him but we're making a deal with lunatics? How do we expect lunatics to honor a deal? Just sayin......

Posted by: JROD
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you know Trump is playing eleventy-seven dimension chess, right?
that's what they tell me

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 07:09 PM (ZxPkt)

107 Any Iranian boat afloat will become a weapon
Sink them all

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)

108 Does this shit ever end in MN? From Alpha News:
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Alpha News has learned the executive director of the state’s Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) was on the receiving end of more than $110,000 in taxpayer payments over six months for a publicly-funded adult foster care program he ran from a Rosemount residence.

What’s more, after Alpha News contacted Jaylani Hussein for comment on April 29, his name and phone number were removed from the license record.

Hussein, who has led the Minnesota chapter of CAIR since 2015, was — until days ago — listed as a license holder for an adult foster care program alongside co-licensee Fardosa Adan Hassan, according to state records.

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (kX27y)

109
from where the fire and smoke is now.
Posted by: toby928(c)

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Well, I'm glad there's smoke and fire there now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (n7rxJ)

110 Amateurs talk tactics. Professionals talk logistics.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)


And you always talk "Why We Can't". Every damn thread. You remind me of Jack Straw ... except you argue against the Republican instead of for.

If we were serious about Regime Change in Iran ? We would be putting Small Arms in that country by the pallet. And Green Berets doing what they do ... training the locals to use those weapons.

But we are not.

Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (a7puT)

111 Chitgar would be a terrible name for a cigar.

Posted by: L. Ron Hoover at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

112 Nancy Pelosi trying to break up another merger. How much stock in either or both of those companies did she recently sell?

Posted by: clarence at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (EsaCW)

113 I think Texas BBQ (don't buy it at Buckee's) drifted from the Carolina's and was perfected in Texas.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (HBgiC)
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Grew up in NC, now in Texas. This just isn't true in any way that I can figure out. Brisket is nonexistent in the Carolina BBQ repertoire, and that's what Texas BBQ is. Sure there's pulled pork here too but it's not as good as Carolina whole hog.

The Carolinas are big pork producing states so pork dominates the BBQ scene there, just like Texas has big ranches and many head of cattle.
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The original Arthur Bryants in Kansas City is all anyone needs if they're wanting the truth about great barbeque.

Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

114 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.
Posted by: JROD

How?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:05 PM (T6aVk)

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Massive Airdrop, and the Israeli's can likely help on the ground.

Sure, some of those weapons and ammunition will fall into the hands of those with The Regime -- but if we can arm a significant number of Freedom Fighters, the 90 million Iranian Persians who hate The Islamic Death Cult will be able to rise up and eventually be victorious.

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 07, 2026 07:12 PM (XbPXw)

115 The only thing to come from Kansas City is how to jump around like a bunch of

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:12 PM (oqH4h)

116 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 07:13 PM (2UnvF)

117 I have a feeling this war nap was just part of that ol OODA loop thingy.

War. Nap. War war. Nap. Matlock. Scare the shit out of Cuba. Nookie. War. Nap.War.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:13 PM (LpcdH)

118 Continued, the barbecue wars have.

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 07, 2026 07:14 PM (XbPXw)

119 47 There's another story in that link of Iranians asking for weapons to fight the current regime. For fuck sake why don't we arm these poor bastards? Let them fucking fight! But what do I know, I'm just an armchair general.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (IlL6s)

There is no doubt in my ex-military mind that we have Special Forces, Green Berets, providing arms and training to some Iranians. That's what they do.

Also is the opinion of a retired Special Forces buddy of mine (if they can keep the Curds out of the deal).

Posted by: javems at May 07, 2026 07:14 PM (zFsEm)

120 The only thing to come from Kansas City is how to jump around like a bunch of

... a jack off to Patrick Mahomes faggots ?

Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 07:14 PM (a7puT)

121 Ukraine launches another major drone swarm attack against Russia, with many of the drones attacking targets in the Moscow region
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So much for the cease fire. Zelenski much like his Muslim brothers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:15 PM (HBgiC)

122 I have a feeling this war nap was just part of that ol OODA loop thingy.

War. Nap. War war. Nap. Matlock. Scare the shit out of Cuba. Nookie. War. Nap.War.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:13 PM (LpcdH)

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Needs more Nookie. Could even use a Wookie ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 07, 2026 07:15 PM (XbPXw)

123 Also is the opinion of a retired Special Forces buddy of mine (if they can keep the Curds out of the deal).
Posted by: javems


Little Miss Muffit is the mastermind.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:16 PM (/lPRQ)

124 Trump has a plan. He has not told me what the plan is, so I have to guess what the plan is, but I'm not mad about that because he's still breaking all their shit and not saying sorry. I can watch the plan though, and it's fun to watch.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 07:17 PM (Gqar8)

125 122.

I'm very pro-nookie. Ymmv.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:17 PM (LpcdH)

126 124.

Trump said to tell you he said, "Hey."

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:18 PM (LpcdH)

127 I don't know squat about the war in Iran any more than anyone not in the Situation Room.

However I trust Trump and there have been MANY refueling planes in the air in the last few days.

I honestly think the end is near of this mess and that No One with a brain expected them to not violate any rules. Iran can't even get their act together enough to know who is in charge to meet with the USA.

No worries. I simply pray. It's as easy as that for me. Prayers for Trump and his cabinet, and for our military and bases. I do want them to end this.

Tousi TV Live is where I go for news, and I thank Ace for me knowing about this guy. So I come here for news as well. Tousi is smart, funny and very easy on my eyes with a Brit accent. My husband knows about me liking him and watches as well.

Other blogs are infighting about Iran and I left them to flip out off and on since Trump bombed nuke sites last summer. Guess who they blame? If you guessed Israel and Bibi you are correct. Yawn!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:18 PM (WONhk)

128
Kurtz: "Are my methods unsound, Willard?"
Willard: "I don't see any methods at all, sir."

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 07:18 PM (ZxPkt)

129 Wookie nookie is best nookie.

Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at May 07, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

130 >>I can watch the plan though, and it's fun to watch.

I honestly don't know why anyone is freaking out. I've also yet to hear anyone who advocates blowing Iran into the stone age what happens after that, and there's always an after that.

I also don't think it's a coincidence that Trump is heading to Beijing soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 07:20 PM (viF8m)

131 129.

Worth a lookie.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:21 PM (LpcdH)

132 130.

After we bomb them into the stone age, we keep going and see how far back we can go.

Before the Earth cooled is a good goal.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 07:23 PM (LpcdH)

133 Little Miss Muffit is the mastermind.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:16 PM (/lPRQ)

Lost me there.

Posted by: javems at May 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zFsEm)

134 Imagine if in the Pacific war in WW2, every time we captured an island, we paused to negotiate with the Japanese.

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 07:23 PM (ZxPkt)

135 Tousi TV Live is where I go for news, and I thank Ace for me knowing about this guy. So I come here for news as well. Tousi is smart, funny and very easy on my eyes with a Brit accent. My husband knows about me liking him and watches as well.
+++

Warm up act.
Good deal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:23 PM (/lPRQ)

136 129 Wookie nookie is best nookie.

Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at May 07, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1

Mooch's birthing videos at the library of doom will answer a lot of questions.

As will the conception videos...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 07:23 PM (Sco7b)

137 Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi exposed the true nature of radical Muslim clerics, saying that, "You approach the Mullahs as if they are normal people. They are not. You see them in your own image; you should not."


Democrats too

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:24 PM (HBgiC)

138 I've also yet to hear anyone who advocates blowing Iran into the stone age what happens after that, and there's always an after that.

That answer is easy. Especially easy.

Because if the Persians take back Iran ? There will be hangings. And executions much worse.

The Modern American view on this simply can't tolerate that. Because we are, collectively, weak. Hence all the talk and such that simply comes to this ... keep the Status Quo because the alternative will be more awful that we can stand.

End of story. I hope the Persians get some small arms and win.

Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 07:24 PM (a7puT)

139 >>Lost me there.

She had a whey with curds.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)

140 I also don't think it's a coincidence that Trump is heading to Beijing soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 07:20 PM (viF8m)


In my kindergarten knowledge, chy na has been hit hard by what happened in Venezuela and Iran and fuel shortages for their exports. I want chy na weak and it makes me happy.

It's all good. President Trump has shown the world he's tried to negotiate with barbarians. Now get this done!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:25 PM (WONhk)

141 BREAKING: Deep State Leaks CIA Iran War Dossier to WaPo
Someone needs to hang for this
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 07, 2026 06:43 PM (nGraA)


Is this the same CIA that leaked Russian Collusion files and Pee Tapes? The one that had no idea about the bathroom server and was completely unable to comment about the death of Ambassador Chris Stevens? Migawd! My stars and whiskers!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 07:25 PM (rbvCR)

142 Nancy wants a premerger cut before she will give her blessing.
I think our gang thought the mullahs would collapse. Didn’t happen and so now are improvising a new plan to get us thru the midterms.
Everybody wants these peckerheads dead. They just don’t want Trump and Bibi to gain from it.

Posted by: Accomack at May 07, 2026 07:26 PM (GbONR)

143 139 >>Lost me there.

She had a whey with curds.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)

Ah, good one, straight over my head.

Posted by: javems at May 07, 2026 07:26 PM (zFsEm)

144 Any Iranian boat afloat will become a weapon

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future coral reef !

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

145 I too have wondered why the "fast boats" which in reality aren't all that fast - were not amongst the first targets we eliminated.

Perhaps the idea was that they would attack us with those assets and it would be the end-around of the war powers act.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 07, 2026 07:26 PM (WYStd)

146 Busy and haven't read upthread. Tousi has a new video from 2hrs ago.

I love him, by the way.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (WONhk)



He is married....

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

147 NYT: New York Bars ICE Agents From Wearing Masks in Broad Immigration Deal

Four months after masked federal agents shot and killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti on the streets of Minneapolis, New York leaders announced a plan to implement some of the strictest rules for immigration officials of any state in the country.

The package, which was included in the state budget deal announced on Thursday, prohibits state and local officials from entering into formal or informal cooperation agreements with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and bars law enforcement agents from wearing masks.

https://archive.is/HMmmE

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 07:28 PM (2ap+5)

148 @130 Jackstraw-Not freaking out BUT I can't help but remember that our side gets stompy feet too when things aren't going their way. High prices at the pump, food and no smiting of our enemies here at home. We want turn out for the mid terms. I am rooting for Trump, I'm rooting for our side. However if we take a bath in the mid terms we might be f'ed let alone Trump surviving the many assassination attempts that are sure to come. I want that shit dealt with too. We're on shaky ground.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 07:28 PM (IlL6s)

149 I too have wondered why the "fast boats" which in reality aren't all that fast - were not amongst the first targets we eliminated.

Easy answer. Seriously. This damn Navy didn't want to have the reporters catch them blowing that shit up with the .50 Cal.

Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 07:28 PM (a7puT)

150 Paul, you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 07:13 PM (2UnvF)
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I often say that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2026 07:29 PM (2icm1)

151 Probably help if I spelled Kurds correctly.

Posted by: javems at May 07, 2026 07:29 PM (zFsEm)

152 Irans " navy" now consists of random runabout boats puttering about Hormuz taking lame potshots st ships. Somali pirates would be embarrassed to be in them.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 07:29 PM (Gqar8)

153
I thought all our ships had been sunk by missiles, drones, fast boats and death rays.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 07:30 PM (HdYcL)

154 >>>I honestly think the end is near of this mess and that No One with a brain expected them to not violate any rules. Iran can't even get their act together enough to know who is in charge to meet with the USA.
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According to how you define 'the end'.
There is much work to be done. There are still rockets, munitions and people to man them. These people are zealots and will not quit to the last man.

They are in between Trump's stated goal, taking the uranium out of Iran and dismantling A-bomb infrastructure.
It's not going to be quick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 07:30 PM (HBgiC)

155 >>> Because if the Persians take back Iran ? There will be hangings. And executions much worse.


Anyone directly involved in killing the protesters has to die.
It is that simple. Maybe flay them alive and make sacks with their skins. Real old school.

Maybe if the IRGC was willing to flee to a third country ...
Nah, skin sacks it is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)

156 "very much like a butterfly dropping to its grave! "

I know people get annoyed at his style but sometimes he is a very funny guy.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

157 .......Obama and ilk hardest hit.

Posted by: Medic at May 07, 2026 07:30 PM (hyQrc)

158 152 Irans " navy" now consists of random runabout boats puttering about Hormuz taking lame potshots st ships. Somali pirates would be embarrassed to be in them.
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 07:29 PM (Gqar
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If 11han Omar has taught us anything it's that Somali pirates are not capable of being embarrassed.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:31 PM (oqH4h)

159 I too have wondered why the "fast boats" which in reality aren't all that fast - were not amongst the first targets we eliminated.

Perhaps the idea was that they would attack us with those assets and it would be the end-around of the war powers act.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 07, 2026 07:26 PM (WYStd)

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Trump is playing Chess while his opponents are playing Kismet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 07, 2026 07:31 PM (XbPXw)

160 The Dems are going to arrest every ICE agent the moment they can.

Posted by: Accomack at May 07, 2026 07:31 PM (GbONR)

161 If we were serious about Regime Change in Iran ? We would be putting Small Arms in that country by the pallet. And Green Berets doing what they do ... training the locals to use those weapons.

But we are not.
Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 07:10 PM (a7puT)


The goal appears to not be regime change, the goal appears to be to break the financial and market hold the EU and the Brits have on the region.
They seem to kick up conflicts there any time the price of oil goes too high, and they also seem to profit from insuring the pipelines and shipping in the area, which demands a higher "war risk" premium when conflicts start.

Like Venezuela, once the outside funding goes away the outside influence stops being important, the the gulf states can go back to pumping and selling oil and figuring out what to do with their profits.
Regime change stops that process because it means everyone has to fight over who is boss. The way Trump is doing it, he is getting everyone to fight over who is boss first.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR)

162 Nah, skin sacks it is.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)

#TeamSkinSacks

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (oqH4h)

163 103 @92 Cow Demon-the same way we supplied arms n food to Europeans and troops during WWII and other conflicts, by air. Rain down weapons that these people can use against the bad guys.

Where and how?

Bad guys might get hands on them too but they already have weapons. At least give these people a fighting chance.

Remember, we did the same with the mujahadeen. Just sayin.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 07:08 PM (IlL6s)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (T6aVk)

164
He is married....
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

Aware. So am I but I am not blind. He's in the UK so no worries.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (WONhk)

165 I got inside info on that attack against our destroyers. We can real fucking close to losing the Mason to the bottom of the gulf.

Posted by: ken conner at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (F7Hpr)

166 "We're on shaky ground."

We are always on shaky ground and we have people here to remind us every day. There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (zBgIx)

167 Saw what had to be a AI video couple weeks ago from Iran, a tunnel with fast patrol boats lined up in iy. Dozen at least

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

168 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

169 >>@130 Jackstraw-Not freaking out BUT I can't help but remember that our side gets stompy feet too when things aren't going their way. High prices at the pump, food and no smiting of our enemies here at home. We want turn out for the mid terms. I am rooting for Trump, I'm rooting for our side. However if we take a bath in the mid terms we might be f'ed let alone Trump surviving the many assassination attempts that are sure to come. I want that shit dealt with too. We're on shaky ground.

Still only May 7th.

I think everyone including Trump understands he has to get this done soon but also get it done right. For a newcomer he's exceptionally good at politics as shown by the schlonging in Indiana.

If Trump lays waste to Iran gas prices aren't coming down anytime soon. Worse, someone will have to pick up the pieces and that usually means us one way or the other. He's a pretty good negotiator and has earned my trust in these issues. I give him a longer leash than some.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 07:34 PM (viF8m)

170 Bad guys might get hands on them too but they already have weapons. At least give these people a fighting chance.

Remember, we did the same with the mujahadeen. Just sayin.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 07:08 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (T6aVk)
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I could be wrong, but about a month ago Mossad or us? tried to bring arms in and the Kurds got them.

Persians are waiting til it is safe to rise up. I have patience. I also pray and believe we will win.

Everyone's an expert now. I just watch Tousi and think he knows more than the whiners what is going on. His father is stuck in Iran. The ONLY way information gets to them is via Starlink.

Please do not be retards like other blogs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:36 PM (WONhk)

171 We want turn out for the mid terms. I am rooting for Trump, I'm rooting for our side. However if we take a bath in the mid terms we might be f'ed let alone Trump surviving the many assassination attempts that are sure to come. I want that shit dealt with too. We're on shaky ground.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 07:28 PM (IlL6s)

The midterms hinge on turnout. That is my only concern. Sadly lots of people turn out to vote for the king (so they think) and then they go home thinking their work is done, to hell with local and state government and Congress.

(I thought it was curious when voting for the school board the other day one of the election officials commented that if they hold an election, I show up. Well, I feel compelled to as a function of self-government. 83 ballots were cast in that election.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 07:36 PM (T6aVk)

172 WORLD OIL TRANSIT CHOKEPOINTS :
Strait of Malacca (US)
Panama Canal (US)
STRAIT OF HORMUZ (US)
Suez (US and Friends)
There is also Cape of Good Hope and something else in Europe
But Malacca and Hormuz are the largest. And...we are right there!



Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)

173 Jut saying.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)

174 Cafe is open.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2026 07:37 PM (zYpTz)

175 NYT: New York Bars ICE Agents From Wearing Masks in Broad Immigration Deal

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BREAKING: DOJ Announces That All Illegal Alien Mass Murderers & Rapists Will Be Released at Hochul's The New York State Executive Mansion for Future Residence. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 07, 2026 07:38 PM (XbPXw)

176 12 Well a new “secret” secret Dossier just dropped

BREAKING: Deep State Leaks CIA Iran War Dossier to WaPo

Someone needs to hang for this
Posted by: Gonzotx

Terrible. 🤬

But proper journalism would report the CIA has leaked again. (It's about monthly for 0's & John B's puppets, right?)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 07, 2026 07:39 PM (NFX2v)

177 165 I got inside info on that attack against our destroyers. We can real fucking close to losing the Mason to the bottom of the gulf.
Posted by: ken conner at May 07, 2026 07:32 PM (F7Hpr)

Well, good for you, Ken.

Information says air support kept them from damage with interceptions.

I pray for those on that ship and all of them every night.

Due to their little attack the IRGC are going to die soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 07:43 PM (WONhk)

178 >>>The only thing to come from Kansas City is how to jump around like a bunch of

... a jack off to Patrick Mahomes faggots ?

Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN

>Mahomo is washed up, and Kelce is pussy whipped. They're done.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 07, 2026 07:43 PM (D1E+2)

179 Mahomo is washed up, and Kelce is pussy whipped. They're done.

And circling back to BBQ ? Hell ... Tennessee does it better.

Now, Kansas can grow some corn. And run some rail-roads. But even all their Blues Shit is over-blown. Hell ... Chicago at least can still play some Blues. Socialists as they are.

Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 07:46 PM (a7puT)

180 There is a Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)

181 --------

If 11han Omar has taught us anything it's that Somali pirates are not capable of being embarrassed.
Posted by: ballistic
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Bottom line Muslim code, 'you can do anything if you do it for allalh. There is no shame.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 08:21 PM (HBgiC)

182 She stands on the podium, at the dais, speaks into the microphone and says to all America,
"I am here to take all your money back to Somalia and before I'm through there will be no white America."

And she still on the street.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 08:24 PM (HBgiC)

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