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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - May 7, 2026 [Doof]
Florida Man takes "my pleasure" too far Central Florida man ‘exposed his genitals’ at Chick-fil-A drive thru, deputies say
A Palm Coast man was arrested after being accused of exposing himself to a minor at a fast-food drive thru last week, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office. In a release, deputies said they responded to the incident on April 24 at a Chick-fil-A along State Road 100. Upon arrival, deputies spoke with the victim — a minor — who claimed that a customer had “exposed his genitals” to her while she was working at the drive-thru window, the release states. “The victim told deputies that she was handing the customer his food and saw his exposed genitals with a blueish-green circular object, which she believed to be a sex toy, around his penis,” the release reads.Dude, really? ----- AI is asshoe - but this is funny South Africa Cancels AI Policy After Evidence That It was Partially Written by AI
Last month, South Africa’s Communications minister announced that he had decided to withdraw the country’s national AI policy after discovering that at least 6 of its 67 academic citations turned out to be AI hallucinations, mentioning journal articles that didn’t exist. “The most plausible explanation is that AI-generated citations were included without proper verification. This should not have happened,” Solly Malatsi said. “This failure is not a mere technical issue but has compromised the integrity and credibility of the draft policy.” The National Artificial Intelligence Policy sought to position South Africa as a leader in AI innovation, while attempting to address ethical, social, and economic challenges, but only managed to embarrass the South African government after media outlets discovered that a significant part of the document had been created by AI.This is actually not surprising to me. How about you? ----- She's a keeper!
Lady says she may not have all the 🍑🍒 but she brings a whole lot… gents do you fw this??? pic.twitter.com/0ETGfuWVzB
— Dr. God Abeg ooo (@josh_uglyasf) May 7, 2026
Or maybe this is more for you?
1980: “Bro, in the future we’ll have flying cars!”
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) May 7, 2026
2026: “Bro, look! I can walk around while jerking off with my VR goggles!” pic.twitter.com/GjbMv5tjwR
DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com
On this date 1968: while flying back to the UK after his final show with Bluesology, Elton John (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight) devised his stage name. In the cabin, the singer-songwriter asked Bluesology’s horn player, Elton Dean, and lead singer Long John Baldry if he could combine their names for his solo act.
On this date in 1983: Stevie Wonder made his only appearance on the US show Saturday Night Live, where he was the host and musical guest. He played a Stevie Wonder impersonator in a skit with Eddie Murphy and stars in a camera commercial spoof with the tagline, "so simple, even Stevie Wonder can use it."
On this date in 1992: Nigel Preston drummer with The Cult died in London, England aged 32
Tonight's ONT brought to you by preparedness
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LRob in OK at May 07, 2026 10:02 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Great White at May 07, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 07, 2026 10:02 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 07, 2026 10:02 PM (8qUQ4)
—Edgar Cayce
Posted by: mindful webworker - be of good cheer at May 07, 2026 10:03 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 07, 2026 10:03 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 07, 2026 10:04 PM (Jr+re)
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 07, 2026 10:04 PM (s0Ltr)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:04 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 10:04 PM (Kyh8Y)
She ain't flat. But, all the stuff she says she'll do, will stop once the ring goes on her finger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
@ABC7
#BREAKINGNEWS: Universities and schools across the country, including several in Southern California, have been impacted by a massive cybersecurity breach involving education software Canvas.
Several schools, including UCLA, Glendale Community College, California State University, San Bernardino, and Compton College, have been impacted.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 10:05 PM (diia5)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 07, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)
Off to ask the lovely wife. I'll let you know how it goes.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 10:06 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 10:07 PM (YwEeS)
Yeah, he wanted to combine their "names." Uh huh.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 10:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:04 PM (hftzA)
I shan't believe that she's anything less than fully honest. Just like all of the other women on X.
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hunter at May 07, 2026 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)
BTW, thanks to the morons that posted the link to video showing the real story of dinosaur extinction.
Posted by: TRex - blanket fort guard dino at May 07, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Big Tatas and caboose are overrated.
Emma Peel is a archetype for a reason.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2026 10:09 PM (u82oZ)
Pffft! Well, la dee dah. Look who made it to 32. Poser!
Posted by: Every Spinal Tap Drummer at May 07, 2026 10:09 PM (L6imk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2026 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Several schools, including UCLA, Glendale Community College, California State University, San Bernardino, and Compton College, have been impacted.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 10:05 PM (diia5)
----
The university I work for seems to be very much on top of the situation and is handling it about as well as can be expected.
There's an "all hands on deck" meeting of executive leadership first thing in the morning. Finals week for us starts on Monday.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2026 10:10 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Berserker
Cute face, athletic build..... not sure why she'd have to make cookies. Unless she wanted to eat them in bed, which would be fine.
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Chick-fil-A is missing a cross-marketing opportunity. Picture a Chick-fil-A branded fleshlight, with a chickhead front that makes a BAWKing noise when in use.
Posted by: STUF MOR CHIKIN at May 07, 2026 10:10 PM (fGeRT)
Off to ask the lovely wife. I'll let you know how it goes.
Posted by: Tonypete !
Just tell you are thinking about trading in for a newer model.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Did he spontaneously combust though?
Sir Nigel Tufnel
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 10:10 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Yes Yellow!, though she's probably a Pinay, so "Tan" at May 07, 2026 10:11 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mindful webworker - quite a line-up at May 07, 2026 10:12 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: Piper
If she thinks she's not pretty, then I want to go there and see who she's comparing herself to.
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:12 PM (Iz+f5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - quite a line-up at May 07, 2026 10:12 PM (tj3OD)
*fistbump*
I heard the SRV version on SiriusXM Classic Rewind today. When looking it up for tonight, I found that live version. Easy choice as to which to use!
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
@ABC7
#BREAKINGNEWS: Universities and schools across the country, including several in Southern California, have been impacted by a massive cybersecurity breach involving education software Canvas.
Several schools, including UCLA, Glendale Community College, California State University, San Bernardino, and Compton College, have been impacted.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 10:05 PM (diia5)
Yeah, I think it's nationwide. 4 days until the first set of my final grades are due, and I can't do sh*t. Oh well, guess I'll watch more of the UK election returns.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2026 10:14 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Having learned the hard way that it was a bad idea to try it at a McDonald's after ordering hot coffee.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 07, 2026 10:14 PM (L6imk)
The sophisticates among us. I think he was at the met gala.
Posted by: mindful webworker - quite a line-up at May 07, 2026 10:14 PM (tj3OD)
Central Florida man ‘exposed his genitals’ at Chick-fil-A drive thru, deputies say
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He should plead incompetence.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2026 10:14 PM (VWtfl)
Yeah so, what happened to the big classic rock trivia?!
I was up all night studying 😐...
Did everyone just pussy out?
Jeez....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:15 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
Ella Emhoff? I hear she's almost as pretty as that Dylan chick.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 07, 2026 10:15 PM (VPPG8)
Looking at her reciting her skills and achievements, I just have one thought. One thought.
Is her grandmother widowed?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2026 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
He and Mel Brooks and William Shatner should make a movie together.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2026 10:16 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:16 PM (Iz+f5)
1980: “Bro, in the future we’ll have flying cars!”
2026: “Bro, look! I can walk around while jerking off with my VR goggles!”
Cherry 1/2000th
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 07, 2026 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yeah so, what happened to the big classic rock trivia?!
I was up all night studying 😐...
Did everyone just pussy out?
Jeez....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:15 PM (uTEOj)
Stand by - I'll put a few in the comments
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic Just Being Critical, Again . . . at May 07, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ)
The sophisticates among us. I think he was at the meth gala.
Posted by: mindful webworker
* checks screenshot and fixes it for you *
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:16 PM (Iz+f5)
bu... but, she followed me!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at May 07, 2026 10:18 PM (L6imk)
youtube.com/watch?v=QUlEBhGgEe0
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2026 10:18 PM (vbXSk)
"I may not be that blond-haired bear skin…"
Um, what? Translator microbe failure.
Posted by: mindful webworker - otherwise, ok at May 07, 2026 10:18 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: Joemarine at May 07, 2026 10:19 PM (y171U)
So did her crew of gangsters who will now curb stomp you and take your shit. Unless its an online follow which means your bank accounts are going to 0$ real soon.
Good Luck!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:19 PM (Iz+f5)
Posted by: browndog says woof at May 07, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 10:19 PM (utfVc)
If your going to do that just save the money and walk around with your eyes open and your cock out .WTH?
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 07, 2026 10:20 PM (VPPG8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2026 10:21 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:04 PM (hftzA)
I shan't believe that she's anything less than fully honest. Just like all of the other women on X.
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026
I like the glasses part. Like that was the equivalent of the setup with the big nose and mustache..
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:21 PM (hftzA)
Um, what? Translator microbe failure.
Posted by: mindful webworker - otherwise, ok at May 07, 2026 10:18 PM (tj3OD)
Yeah, tell me more about these bear-skin chicks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2026 10:22 PM (JtU44)
Posted by: Dr. T
Go old school and post grades on your office door with SSNs as a key to provide your students privacy.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 10:22 PM (Kyh8Y)
If your going to do that just save the money and walk around with your eyes open and your cock out .WTH?
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass
Can't recommend that, actually.
Posted by: Chick-Fil-A meth-head at May 07, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Wow, that's ballsy!
Posted by: Tonypete
More like stupid. In a drive thru where they can get his license plate number. Years ago, some nitwit tried to do a bank robbery at a drive thru. The drive thru teller, of course, dropped down, and pushed the button which all bank tellers have. Don't remember if it was by cameras or what, but they had his license plate number and arrested him very quickly.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
Good Luck!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:19 PM (Iz+f5)
Jokes on her. My accounts are overdrawn!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Right? I could buy frigging cookies if I wanted them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)
Um, what? Translator microbe failure.
Posted by: mindful webworker - otherwise, ok at May 07, 2026 10:18 PM (tj3OD)
The AI got confused about the "naked on a bearskin rug" idea. It will do better on the next run.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 07, 2026 10:23 PM (L6imk)
Um, what? Translator microbe failure.
Posted by: mindful webworker - otherwise, ok at May 07,
Obviously most men like blonde, hairy women with big badonks.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:23 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Piper
She's selling the "I'll play video games with you" line.
Posted by: because glasses are for nerds! at May 07, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Ace asked in the Cafe about the phobia about groups of holes...
Tripophobia. Unfortunately I get somewhat uncomfortable with this phenomenon. It's so f'd up....
Anyway...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:24 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 07, 2026 10:20 PM (VPPG
Oh, Roddy!
Posted by: Lord Alfred Hayes at May 07, 2026 10:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
57 This old video of Bob Fosse (apparently a big influence on Michael Jackson) set to Bille Jean -- was interesting. Too bad MJ became such a weirdo.”
That’s funny, he looks like Roy Scheider.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 10:25 PM (yl9q5)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Heh! A good preventative measure!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:25 PM (Iz+f5)
Ace asked in the Cafe about the phobia about groups of holes...
Tripophobia. Unfortunately I get somewhat uncomfortable with this phenomenon. It's so f'd up....
Anyway...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*fist bump* it’s awful. I confessed to it in the cafe.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:25 PM (hftzA)
“Affected” was a perfectly fine word, but I betcha they couldn’t keep it straight with “Effected”. Thus, “Impacted”.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2026 10:25 PM (KMICP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 10:26 PM (A5RD0)
Thanks for the ONT doof! Love the top picture!
We are not going to submit to COVID 2.0, right? Right? Well, I won't be!! Hopefully the majority of us citizens will ignore any nonsense rules that may be imposed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2026 10:27 PM (RkOfE)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
Tripophobia. Unfortunately I get somewhat uncomfortable with this phenomenon. It's so f'd up....
Anyway...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*fist bump* it’s awful. I confessed to it in the cafe.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:25 PM (hftzA)
There's no shame in admitting fear of Democrats you two.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
An easy one -
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young recorded 'Ohio' as a protest song just days after four college students were killed by National Guard troops during a campus protest in 1970. At which university did this tragedy take place?
A tougher one -
A founding member of Roxy Music departed after just two albums to pursue a solo and production career. His experimental synthesizer work defined the band’s early sound, and he went on to produce landmark albums for David Bowie, Talking Heads, and U2. Name him.
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Can't recommend that, actually.
Posted by: Chick-Fil-A meth-head at May 07, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Yeah but I saw it on South Park. Mayor endorsed even!
https://tinyurl.com/55w572kt
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 07, 2026 10:29 PM (VPPG8)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 07, 2026 10:29 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:29 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 07, 2026 10:29 PM (Jr+re)
An easy one -
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young recorded 'Ohio' as a protest song just days after four college students were killed by National Guard troops during a campus protest in 1970. At which university did this tragedy take place?
A tougher one -
A founding member of Roxy Music departed after just two albums to pursue a solo and production career. His experimental synthesizer work defined the band’s early sound, and he went on to produce landmark albums for David Bowie, Talking Heads, and U2. Name him.
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Kent State & Bryan Ferry?
Posted by: Joemarine at May 07, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)
No ...I've seen a lot of hot women pop up on my YouTube feed, they are beautiful but very insecure, and they really want a much older man to contact them. I'm just waiting for the right 30 year old beauty to contact. (/s)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2026 10:31 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 07, 2026 10:31 PM (Jr+re)
I may not be that blond-haired bear skin…"
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She probably meant "fair" skinned...
Posted by: lin-duh is offended
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That was crummy auto-titling. "Blonde-haired, FAIR-skinned..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 10:32 PM (n7rxJ)
I'd be the last one there and would put a sign on the door: PRIVATE MEETING! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
The HR twit would go crazy.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:33 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 10:34 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:33 PM (I0N4X)
Worst limerick ever
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
I never met anyone else who got goofy about this. I don't dig it, so I try to ignore it...weird phenomenon...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:34 PM (uTEOj)
This is actually not surprising to me. How about you?
Well, shouldn't AI have a part in the decision?
If they decide to use it, and the AI isn't given a voice, isn't that tantamount to slavery?
Posted by: mikeski tries to start a new branch of philosophy at May 07, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 10:35 PM (Iz+f5)
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She probably meant "fair" skinned..."
I thought she was hinting at "bare skinned", as in clean shaven. But that might just be me. heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2026 10:35 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:33 PM (I0N4X)
Well, I set a personal best today with my "Lo-Flush" toilet. 7 flushes and some work with the Plumbers Helper to get it working.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 10:36 PM (WONhk)
Hey girl! It always makes me smile to see you!
Much love! I'll be in touch soon😛...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:37 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
You could have been an astronaut!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 10:37 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: muldoon
Depends. You want to go flash some drive-through waitresses or stalk some insecure Asian chicks? If not, I guess I'll spend another night at home.
Posted by: the incel in the VR rig at May 07, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
You ate the whole thing?!
Posted by: I can't believe it at May 07, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:33 PM (I0N4X)
Well, I set a personal best today with my "Lo-Flush" toilet. 7 flushes and some work with the Plumbers Helper to get it working.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
Well I am glad we could share this moment. I would love to offer support after such a difficult day, but it is, unfortunately, my bed time. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:39 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2026 10:39 PM (VqV9I)
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2026 10:39 PM (Q+gd/)
Never look at photos or video of acorn woodpeckers. I'd never heard of any condition like it, but in the comments to the documentary people were unhappy about seeing things full of holes.
Posted by: 13times at May 07, 2026 10:39 PM (fnZRl)
___________________________
This is one of those times where the joke is as real as the truth. That is EXACTLY the way to respond the next time they try it. That same approach applies towards "transgenders" and the "Socialism is great" folks.
Laugh at the pea-brained idiots. Laugh loud, long and hard.
Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 10:40 PM (dIske)
Then there is that frog that hatches its tadpoles through its back skin.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 10:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
The glasses are a giveaway. Glasses like that are an affectation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)
I unloaded many albums, as I don't have a turntable anymore (downsizing big time). But this is an actual album I've kept...
Can't play it, but I can't let it go....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:41 PM (uTEOj)
Oh, I bet I know this one, but, I kent state it.
(Okay that was lame, but it was the best my brain came up with on short notice. Song sucked.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - tin soldiers and SCOAMF is coming... at May 07, 2026 10:41 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: Doof
********
Oh, I don't know about that. I've done some strinkers in my day. You've got no idea the pressure I am under....
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:42 PM (I0N4X)
___________________________
This is one of those times where the joke is as real as the truth. That is EXACTLY the way to respond the next time they try it. That same approach applies towards "transgenders" and the "Socialism is great" folks.
Laugh at the pea-brained idiots. Laugh loud, long and hard.
Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 10:40 PM (dIske)
The cartoon does not make it clear enough that the onlookers are laughing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 10:43 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - tin soldiers and SCOAMF is coming... at May 07, 2026 10:41 PM (tj3OD)
Because it was based on a lie. The commie shot first.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:43 PM (1Ff7Z)
---
She probably meant "fair" skinned..."
I thought she was hinting at "bare skinned", as in clean shaven. But that might just be me. heh.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Hint. Hint.
Unlike the thick luxurious carpet she is sporting.
Note that but for some serious plucking she would be sporting the unibrow.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: davidt
According to the sidebar, yes. 😁
"Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour"
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:43 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:44 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: lin-duh
Ah! That's a good possibility. And makes it more funny.
My de-autocucumberizer skills, honed on the comments on this very blog, failed me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - auto-decucumberizer? at May 07, 2026 10:44 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 07, 2026 10:20 PM (VPPG
Oh, Roddy!
Posted by: Lord Alfred Hayes at May 07, 2026 10:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
Brace yourself, Effie!
Posted by: Winston at May 07, 2026 10:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Diogenes
Keep one of the commercial kitchen stick blenders in the bathroom. You could get it down to one flush.... and another to clear up the water.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 10:47 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Not what I had in mind, but sure. Let's go with that.
Okay I've got nothing.
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:47 PM (I0N4X)
I'm thinking Brian Ferry. Fantastic voice ( Avalon - great song).
Doof, who were the female vocals?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:47 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2026 10:48 PM (hftzA)
I’m reading a great book about Air Force Skyraider pilots operating in Laos in that time period. While a piston prop plane, they were excellent for SAR for downed jet drivers and staying in the air a long time, loitering over an area and dropping nape and CBUs on the bad guys communicating with facc and such. Since the USA wasn’t officially in Laos the pilots didn’t get much credit for the incredible things they did.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2026 10:48 PM (VqV9I)
I have many phobias I don't care to list, but mostly snakes. Not afraid of blood, gore, heights, water (unless snakes), elevators, escalators, Dims, terrorists, mean girls or the future.
Not fond of snot in hospitals, but not afraid of it.
Will not watch serial killer stuff or read about it due to one in college near me. Afraid of serial killers and food poisoning.
Not afraid of spiders or bugs as I can stomp them.
I am not fond of getting eggs from under a chicken because one pecked me as a child when visiting an aunt in Baton Rouge.
Not fond of bowling shoes as nasty.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Diogenes
Keep one of the commercial kitchen stick blenders in the bathroom. You could get it down to one flush.... and another to clear up the water.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ
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Ahhhh....i wasn't in the kitchen.
But hey. I'll try anything.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:49 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 07, 2026 10:49 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 07, 2026 10:50 PM (52qkP)
@DPJHodges 2h
Labour MP messages: "You were wrong. It's not carnage. It's f***ing carnage".
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 10:51 PM (diia5)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:51 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 07, 2026 10:52 PM (+9wcF)
Not fond of bowling shoes as nasty.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
I think "just reach under and get the egg" is a standard joke they plan on little kids.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, winding down at May 07, 2026 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
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She probably meant "fair" skinned...
Posted by: lin-duh
Perhaps. But 'bare' skinned is also a possibility here.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 10:52 PM (Kyh8Y)
Nobody cares to play. You might try this again at the Club.
Cocktails tend to flow easier over there🤪....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:53 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 10:54 PM (yl9q5)
Posted by: Boogie Woogie Music at May 07, 2026 10:54 PM (oftw2)
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Let he who has not dipped his junk into the ranch dressing of a total stranger, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@ciceto43) at May 07, 2026 10:54 PM (JkO4W)
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A rational catalog of fears and not fears, with which I have no quibbles.
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:55 PM (I0N4X)
On the other hand, she said my heart was doing well enough that I could go in for surgery, finally. Which will, no doubt, stress my heart out again. Joy!
Relatedly: Three years today since my brother let himself die rather than go see a doctor. Estranged from the family for years, reclusive and curmudgeonly, found dead by a neighbor. Sad case.
Posted by: mindful webworker - life goes on, until it doesn't at May 07, 2026 10:55 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: Boogie Woogie Music at May 07, 2026 10:54 PM (oftw2)
He was gayer than Liberace's hairdresser, but he didn't let that define him. Musician, first and foremost.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 10:56 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 10:58 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 07, 2026 10:58 PM (52qkP)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 10:58 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: muldoon
Yep. That's the Kent State I know.
Not relevant to anything: An old flame also graduated from Cuyahoga Falls but a bit after your lovely wife. Hell of a gal.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 10:59 PM (Kyh8Y)
(Gateway pundit link, video towards the bottom)
https://tinyurl.com/3ye8kmem
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 10:59 PM (yl9q5)
On Tuesday, an hour before taking our 8mo old home, she harfed on me while we watched my dude make dinner. Then proceeded to dry heave as pitiful as anyone can imagine for a sweet baby girl. Both of us changed and then we got her home where she rested on my towel covered shoulder. Her mother arrived with the other two (son out of town, of course), and we got the dose for Zofran and 1.5ml pedialyte and she seemed to recover in minutes from how she was. Then ok on pedialyte, as she was very close to an ED visit and I don't get alarmed about a lot.I don't mess around with babies.
Her grandfather and I felt off last night and achy and yuck. It returned for me this pm. DIL called tonight and was getting sick and told our son to fly home earlier than planned tomorrow. I used to coach her via phone for other viruses so this is not new.I am hoping she takes a Zofran with sips of ginger ale as I directed (DO NOT TAKE WATER IF HARFING).
Other son texted that there was a death in his new wife's family and I provided help for that.
I planted 3 plants in gardens.
This is the sum total of my productivity this week other than making a menu but not cooking.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The Ohio NG is shooting kids at Chicago hip hop clubs now?? Cool....
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (Iz+f5)
Ah, my alma mater.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 10:58 PM (ceJ0R)
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Mine too.
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (3ek7K)
Alligator on a leash, carrying a cat with a bald head (do you remember that one?), eating raw chicken, arriving in a stolen ambulance, and at midnight I'll poop on a possum (another classic).
Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 11:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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It's a living.
Posted by: Neil Young at May 07, 2026 11:01 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (3ek7K)
Yes
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 07, 2026 11:01 PM (52qkP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 11:02 PM (yl9q5)
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if it's a typo at May 07, 2026 11:02 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Wedding cake is the cure for female libido.
Posted by: As toward you anyway at May 07, 2026 11:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 11:02 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 11:04 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon
Some things never change.
Posted by: mindful webworker - get us OUT of... hi, what's your sign? at May 07, 2026 11:04 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (3ek7K)
Yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2026 11:04 PM (wVcYX)
Trump would like to end it well before November, but there are other effects ongoing, like the EU struggling to keep their (Muslim centric) economy rolling. China and other points in The East are also weakened by high oil prices. idk what the plan is, but I think Trump's Team has a plan.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2026 11:04 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 07, 2026 11:04 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 11:05 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Stonewall gay bar incident too. Which was more about corruption and dirty cops and organized crime than teh ghey, which was largely coincidental to the whole thing.
Posted by: Something else they keep milking at May 07, 2026 11:05 PM (TbWk/)
I saw a photo of a soldier with an M-79 pointed in the rear window of a car once. I can't remember if it was Kent State or the dem convention in Chicago.
I was I charge of an Infantry Battalion's riot training sometime in the early 70s. Two whole days.
Posted by: javems at May 07, 2026 11:05 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 11:05 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: four seasons
Yes
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Also the closing of mental institutions leaves the crazy ones out here where we can see them.
Also the 24/7 news cycle has time to report on a guy with his pants down at a Florida chick-fil-a, and you wouldn't have seen that on the evening news in 1983.
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 11:05 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if it's a typo at May 07, 2026 11:02 PM (Wt5PA)
Have you never been to a formal dinner, that you really didn't want to go to, along with others of similar mind? When the waiters serve the rolls before the main course, you peg a roll at one of your compatriots, and he pegs one back at you. Before long, everyone is caught up in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 11:06 PM (utfVc)
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*ahem*
Posted by: The Harvey Milk "Assassination" at May 07, 2026 11:06 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Florida Man, Unclear On The Concept at May 07, 2026 11:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Tom Servo
>Baldry was a freak, but a damn fine artist.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 07, 2026 11:08 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Wedding cake is the cure for female libido.
Posted by: As toward you anyway at May 07, 2026 11:02 PM (TbWk/)
And as my brother says, slipping the ring on is like pulling the ring on a rubber life raft.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 11:08 PM (snZF9)
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*cough*
Posted by: The Mathew Sheppard "Murder" at May 07, 2026 11:08 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 11:09 PM (Kyh8Y)
at a place called The Jug
with a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man
with a BUN in his hand
he was looking for you know who
Posted by: Southern British Bunfight at May 07, 2026 11:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 11:09 PM (Kyh8Y)
Tonypete! Tha backdoor man!
Er, uh... not that kind of backdoor man.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 11:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 10:55 PM (I0N4X)
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If anyone quibbles with me tonight I will simply tell them to take a Zofran with ginger ale like a robot from this week. I have never taken Zofran (yet) as I rarely get to the harfing stage of any stinkin' virus.
When boys were small I had 3 patients as my husband fell fast. We traded as I get every cold.
I had the worst stomach virus in history in 1976 before the bicentenniel vacation in Panama City Beach which made me immune (so far). Gave it to brothers.
My one bro I could hear snickering at the noises I was making in our bathroom. The next day it felled him like a tree and he apologized (rare). It was one of those where you don't know if you should sit or stand at the commode.
My dear Dad was worried about me as I was never sick.Asked what was wrong and I told him (I was hallucinating) "diverticulosis" for no reason. He asked if I wanted to go to the ED and I said yais. Then I woke up better as I guess I passed out. At least he cared about me as my mother went to bed and my brother was snickering in his bedroom.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 07, 2026 11:10 PM (Ws2ua)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 07, 2026 11:10 PM (Ws2ua)
And he saw every one of them.
Lyin' bastard.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 11:13 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2026 11:13 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 11:13 PM (uTEOj)
I was drinking pitchers of beer on Saturday nights at a dive in Kent called the Blind Owl when I was seventeen. I used doctored draft card as ID. Good times.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 11:13 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 07, 2026 11:10 PM (Ws2ua)
As a pre-teen youth in the 70s, I'd turn on the radio and hear singles off albums from Stevie Wonder, Elton John and Billy Joel. It was hard to tell who was making better albums, it was that great a period.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2026 11:15 PM (0CU3H)
Foreign actors targeting Alberta separatism to stoke discord, researchers say
https://bit.ly/4wj4Mfh
Deep New World Order opposing free people. Again. (Not much meat here at the BlazingCatFur article.)
"Researchers" - better than "experts," if barely. 😶
Posted by: mindful webworker - An evening at Alberta Hall at May 07, 2026 11:17 PM (tj3OD)
I think my DIL will live (she has 2 kids plus baby germ maker upstairs asleep at her house) as she took a Zofran and is going to bed she texted. I am always who they call, so it's good to feel needed. We've known her since she was 17yrs old.
When boys were small we gave Phenergan suppositories and they were happy to have them. I was happy to know pediatricians who would call in a Rx over the phone for me vs seeing them.
Good night and keep your Zofran close if you have it. Avoid the virus. Cheers!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Expert: I just assume I know stuff.
Researcher: I asked Grok a few minutes ago.
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Nice! It got so I could just walk into Tall Paul's on E. Market St. and no one said a word. And some half-assed strip club on Rt. 43 around Brimfield. What a dump.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 11:19 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2026 11:20 PM (CHHv1)
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"And to hell it can go."
Posted by: Vincent Canby at May 07, 2026 11:22 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 11:23 PM (yl9q5)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at May 07, 2026 11:23 PM (q4XZN)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Bloody crocodile didn't even save us for last.
Posted by: Labour at May 07, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 11:23 PM (yl9q5)
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Is this good or bad? Their politics confuse me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:25 PM (WONhk)
(Gateway pundit link, video towards the bottom)
https://tinyurl.com/3ye8kmem
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 10:59 PM (yl9q5)
Outstanding with a side order of awesome sauce!
Posted by: Rafael at May 07, 2026 11:25 PM (mP0Kj)
Yeah, things were a lot less restrictive back in the day.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 11:26 PM (ceJ0R)
If you and a friend are seeing the same thing, is it real, not a hallucination? 'Cause I remember this one time…
https://youtu.be/jcZUPDMXzJ8
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't let the bedbugs bite at May 07, 2026 11:26 PM (tj3OD)
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2026 11:26 PM (3ek7K)
Butthole Surfers - Pepper
https://youtu.be/KRXty8lDUW0
Our image of a band with a hit is frozen in time, while the man goes on. In 2021, Leary released his second solo album in 30 years, and it is.. nothing like "Pepper". As you would expect, but the comparison is unavoidable. His voice is I think a baritone, for one thing, and the title track is wry folk-rock:
Paul Leary - Born Stupid (Official Shimmy-Disc Video)
https://youtu.be/qIEv9dZCTy4
Posted by: SciVo at May 07, 2026 11:26 PM (Sy6m/)
196 "From Hell it Came" - probably the worst movie monster is Tabanga.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2026 11:20 PM (CHHv1)
Isn’t that where the monster is an angry tree, and its victims have to stand in one place while it slowly ambles towards them, and then they have to throw themselves in it’s arms (branches?) to get killed?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 11:27 PM (yl9q5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 11:23 PM (yl9q5)
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Is this good or bad? Their politics confuse me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Reform Party is gaining most of the Labour seats, Green Party those more to the left. Conservative council seats going to Reform candidates. The big two parties of Labor and Conservatives basically have suicided themselves.
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2026 11:27 PM (E4rtv)
https://bit.ly/4wj4Mfh
Deep New World Order opposing free people. Again. (Not much meat here at the BlazingCatFur article.)
"Researchers" - better than "experts," if barely. 😶
Posted by: mindful webworker - An evening at Alberta Hall at May 07, 2026 11:17 PM (tj3OD)
Long on speculation, short on facts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 11:27 PM (utfVc)
Reform UK: +163 (174)
Labour: -125 (32)
Conservatives: -26 (37)
Liberal Democrats: +3 (49)
Green: +14 (20)
Other: -29 (12)
Which is to say, Reform has won a majority of council seats so far, while Labour is largely wiped out.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 07, 2026 11:28 PM (0RAE/)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)
Every few months, I'll call my mom and start with, "I need my favorite nurse..." and she'll automatically try to guess the patient. She used to do overnight nurseline, so she's pretty good at diagnosing over the phone. My daughter might get mad at her mom for always being right, but I've had to deal with *my* mom always being right for far, far longer.
Posted by: pookysgirl is wise enough to accept the advice at May 07, 2026 11:28 PM (Wt5PA)
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*happy dance*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2026 11:28 PM (JkO4W)
Reform UK now at +176 (187 of 339)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 07, 2026 11:30 PM (0RAE/)
Posted by: Hantavirus Awareness Week at May 07, 2026 11:31 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Labour at May 07, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
Crocodile Rock!
Posted by: Reginald Kenneth Dwight at May 07, 2026 11:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:25 PM (WONhk)
It means that the Labour/Conservative uniparty which has ruled England for decades (much like the DC uniparty we know and hate) is dead. Both sides of it.
Of course due to the perversity of English election systems they might hang onto power for 3 more years, but they’re dead men walking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 11:32 PM (yl9q5)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2026 11:32 PM (ceJ0R)
Welsh Parliament, Labor is losing most to Reform and Cymru (native Welsh party), Scottish National Party in Scotland is benefitting from Labor's collapse and Reform is getting some love up there as well.
This is what happens when a major two party system collapses--either one becomes dominant or the other new parties supplant the old ones.
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2026 11:32 PM (E4rtv)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iF2n6BhSIkQ
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 11:33 PM (snZF9)
I also made penuche glazing which I like better than the white frosting.
I ate half the pan so far, and I remember why I don't make sweets anymore. I sat around vibrating for a bit after the second one in a roll. I am going to wake up feeling hung over tomorrow from the sugar crash.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)
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So, Walz Rolls
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2026 11:36 PM (JkO4W)
Why would asian car girl keeper post this silliness? Scam.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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I think she's a comedienne just getting started.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 11:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Drink for the evening is Rum and Diet Coke, with a twist of lime.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2026 11:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: pookysgirl is wise enough to accept the advice at May 07, 2026 11:28 PM (Wt5PA)
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Nurses never stop until death or senility, I guess? How are you doing post IVF? Hope well!
The son who is out of town has now a medical degree in his head and can sometimes disregard or not call me like he used to. His wife, however, listens to me. He now calls his father if he's sick to "not alarm me." I never get super alarmed over anything, so don't know this change...but after his sinus surgery I was who he called for when the bleeding started and he needed his Mom. He's a big shot now at work and knows it all, man.
Other son and DIL call me. I'm on call and free and mostly correct. Or tell them to go to the ED.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 07, 2026 11:41 PM (uTEOj)
https://tinyurl.com/3ye8kmem" Posted by: Tom Servo
Both the Hoff brothers that had mostly run that site have big heart/health issues, but have both survived so far.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2026 11:42 PM (vbXSk)
Leftists have milked the Horror of the Kent State Massacre for 50 years now, when in fact the casualties were about the same as the Friday night parking lot of any Chicago hip hop club.
Posted by: Tom Servo
The St. Valentine's Day massacre was a big deal once.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 11:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Ella Emhoff recently released a video on X musing on the fact that she has been on SSRIs for a long time, like most of the people she knows, and she thinks they are addictive and not making her life any better.
SSRIs can really screw you over permanently.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 11:46 PM (rbvCR)
I'd be the last one there and would put a sign on the door: PRIVATE MEETING! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
The HR twit would go crazy.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
One of the ladies in the cube-farm I used to inhabit got permission to put a sheet over her cube to keep the light out due to "sensory issues"
I envied her, and called it her blankey fort
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 11:49 PM (rbvCR)
Leftists have milked the Horror of the Kent State Massacre for 50 years now, when in fact the casualties were about the same as the Friday night parking lot of any Chicago hip hop club.
Posted by: Tom Servo
The St. Valentine's Day massacre was a big deal once.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 11:44 PM (Cqx++)
One of the most famous gunfights in the Old West... only 3 Men died. Oh, and the Earps were trying to enforce a TOWN Gun Ordinance, as US Marshalls, on guys who were at a Corral, where they very well could have been riding out of town.
Legally? whole thing was pretty sketchy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 11:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2026 11:32 PM (E4rtv)
Now how would a guy named WHIG know anything about that????
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 11:53 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2026 11:00 PM (3ek7K)
Yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2026 11:04 PM (wVcYX)
Seconded. It's not just addiction to the medium
Itself but the isolation it causes, mental and cognitive dysfunctions that result, and the false realities it creates. Not to mention the promotion, reward, and reinforcement of behaviors and mental processes that would land squarely in one or more Axis II Cluster B personality disorders.
Posted by: It's contagious and will only get worse at May 07, 2026 11:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I have a long memory. There were actually TWO Whig parties that rose and fell. The UK one first and then the American version of it.
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2026 11:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)
[ . . . ]
- life goes on, until it doesn't at May 07, 2026 10:55 PM (tj3OD)
Mine put me back on Atorvastatin because my lipids were too high, but it made my blood sugar go back up again. He wound up halving the statin and adding another, and that seemed to resolve things.
Atorvastatin seems to mess with gut microbiota and affect bile acid metabolism and blood glucose, and this seems to be a pretty common issue.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
Monday's the ultrasound to see if implantation worked. My body's already kicking into gear, we just need to see if the little guy has a heartbeat. Or little guys, my HcG numbers are super high and IVF embryos have a 1 in 3 chance to split after being implanted. Won't that be terrifying! O.O
Posted by: trepidatious pookysgirl at May 07, 2026 11:59 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Le Haim at May 08, 2026 12:00 AM (NnY+W)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2026 12:01 AM (CHHv1)
It seems to me since the lockdown things have gotten worse.
People isolated and more of the wackos turned to social media to connect with people.
Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2026 12:01 AM (3ek7K)
Sounds deadly.
I'll stay in my house and you send checks.
There are 47 of us here.
Don't come verify, I wouldn't want to risk your health.
Posted by: It's obvious at May 08, 2026 12:05 AM (F/35S)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
There is a lot I don't know. It gets very dicey figuring out the shape of political change once it starts occurring. It is simply that the European status quo of stagnation, endless waves of Muslims and 3rd Worlders, and their welfare states are coming to an end. What comes next might horrify or please us but a change is coming. E.g.
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"Nile Gardiner@NileGardiner
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Labour have so far lost a staggering 87% of contested council seats in tonight's UK local elections as reported by
@SamCoatesSky
This is an extinction level event for
@UKLabour and Keir Starmer's sinking socialist government.
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Add in the Indiana state legislative races to that, and our Uniparty starts to look a little shaky just like UK or Germany.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:06 AM (E4rtv)
There are 47 of us here.
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Stay in your lane, white man.
Posted by: Somalians at May 08, 2026 12:07 AM (CybdD)
Posted by: Le Haim at May 08, 2026 12:07 AM (NnY+W)
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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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8h
🚨 JUST IN: Sec. of State Marco Rubio has reportedly APPROVED arms sales totaling $25.8 billion dollars to Middle Eastern nations — Bloomberg
HUNDREDS of air-defense interceptors and other weapons are headed to Bahrain, Israel, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates
Looks like President Trump is making sure our interests surrounding Iran are WELL-STOCKED as he moves toward final peace in the region"
Some of the folks working in that defense field here are probably going to benefit from that. Competent people are hard to find.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:08 AM (E4rtv)
People also have much, much less physical exertion and toil in their lives that in pre- and early-industrial times left people too damn pooped to wreak too much havoc.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 08, 2026 12:08 AM (W5mpo)
Drink for the evening is Rum and Diet Coke, with a twist of lime.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2026 11:39 PM (XV/Pl)
None of these figures had much of a bust . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2026 12:09 AM (rbvCR)
The evil people are going to find something to lock us down before the midterms.
The rat virus won't work, they'll find something else.
Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2026 12:09 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2026 12:01 AM (3ek7K)
I think you're on to something there. We've always had freaks and predators and fetishists and every manner of degenerate and weirdo amongst us, but they were scattered and it took great effort for them to find each other. Their presence and their effect on greater society was highly diluted. Now they have global networks capable of reaching nearly every man, woman and child on the planet. They get to mutually affirm, reinforce and recruit like never before.
Posted by: The connect and amplify at May 08, 2026 12:11 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2026 12:11 AM (utfVc)
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The New Republic
@newrepublic
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9h
ICE Abducts Disney Cruise Staff Right Off of Ship in Horrific Raid https://trib.al/uqHXBeT"
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Libs of Tik Tok added to the New Republic's story by noting these arrests were for child pron and abuse.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:11 AM (E4rtv)
The St. Valentine's Day massacre was a big deal once.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Yo!
-- zombie Crispus Attucks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 12:13 AM (xG4kz)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iF2n6BhSIkQ
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 11:33 PM (snZF9)
Chick with the power washer. I'm crying....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 08, 2026 12:15 AM (nbLIj)
Some of the folks working in that defense field here are probably going to benefit from that. Competent people are hard to find.
Posted by: whig
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Lockheed Martin (LMT)
Northrop Grumman (NOC)
Raytheon Technologies (RTX)
General Dynamics (GD)
Huntington Ingalls Industries (HII)
Boeing — Defense di
Are going up tomorrow.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2026 12:15 AM (HBgiC)
Is there anything we can trust today?
You take your kids on a cruise and there are perverts there.
Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2026 12:15 AM (3ek7K)
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James Woods@RealJamesWoods
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12h
An astonishing 88% victory by Spencer Pratt in last night’s mayoral debate.
Pratt: 88%
Bass: 7%
Rama: 5%
Will Spencer win enough votes to overcome the usual mass voter fraud by Democrats? His stunning mastery of the facts trounced the talking-point blather of the two hacks."
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:15 AM (E4rtv)
My one regret is, it wasn't directed by Werner Herzog, so I don't think there's going to be any GatorCam or IguanaCam footage.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 08, 2026 12:16 AM (L6imk)
Northrop Grumman (NOC)
Raytheon Technologies (RTX)
General Dynamics (GD)
Huntington Ingalls Industries (HII)
Boeing — Defense di
Are going up tomorrow.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Too bad Marco doesn't get a commission from those companies. That would be a chunk of change for him.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:16 AM (E4rtv)
Atorvastatin seems to mess with gut microbiota and affect bile acid metabolism and blood glucose, and this seems to be a pretty common issue.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
How high did it drive up your blood sugar? They put me on atorvastatin. My A1C while using sugar as a food group was in the lower 6 range. It shot up to 6.9, and the cardiologist says hey now, you're type II, you need metformin. I said press it in your ass, I wasn't type II until you gave me this crap. Not taking that shit. Its the roller coaster these fucking doctors do. Take this..WOAH this is happening, so now you need to take this woah, now you need this... yeah not happening.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2026 12:17 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 08, 2026 12:15 AM (nbLIj)
Was that hysterical or what??? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2026 12:20 AM (snZF9)
And I don't think Marco ever sleeps.
The "Marco runs Spirit Airlines" video was a hoot. Him lighting up a cigarette of a cigar throughout it and his complete I do not give a fook handling of the baggage were hysterical.
Still and all, him mocking Chris Van Hollen and his man crush for Maryland Dad was a revelation. Verbally punch those assholes in the face! Never let up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 08, 2026 12:21 AM (xG4kz)
Still and all, him mocking Chris Van Hollen and his man crush for Maryland Dad was a revelation. Verbally punch those assholes in the face! Never let up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Agree. Like a very different politician when freed of being in the Senate run by Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2026 12:24 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 08, 2026 12:15 AM (nbLIj)
Was that hysterical or what??? lol
Posted by: Berserker
Second and third best were the one making the drill noises and the one who fell off the wall inside the cabinet she was hanging.
Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2026 12:25 AM (VHUov)
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