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sponge/elric
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:30 PM (CAfza) 2
Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 05:30 PM (mirkZ) 3
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 07, 2026 05:33 PM (LdBR/) 4
What I find interesting is fat slob marblemouth and epic windbag Tom Homan hasn't released deportation numbers in quite a while. I think we're falling short getting this trash out of the country. Way short.
Posted by: Spittin Jim Jordan at May 07, 2026 05:33 PM (abIsI) 5
off wife beater shirt
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 05:34 PM (abIsI) 6
4 What I find interesting is fat slob marblemouth and epic windbag Tom Homan hasn't released deportation numbers in quite a while. I think we're falling short getting this trash out of the country. Way short.
Posted by: Spittin Jim Jordan at May 07, 2026 05:33 PM (abIsI) ===== https://x.com/derzum_/status/ 2051481096563437940 The reports are regularly released. Just because people aren't talking about them in front of you doesn't mean that they don't exist. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:35 PM (CAfza) 7
Keep squeezing Lemon.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2026 05:35 PM (1D2Ie) 8
Don Lemon shine happy he’s not rotting in solitary confinement as the many J6 defendants were.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:36 PM (4KUe5) 9
ha
Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 07, 2026 05:36 PM (JwHz5) 10
Willowed, but pertinent. The Ellison who is freeing criminals is the same Ellison who claimed credit for prosecuting the Feeding Our Future fraud. But that was sooo last-season. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 05:37 PM (n7rxJ) 11
Somalis shouldn’t be here.
Completely incompatible with US values, laws and culture. Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:37 PM (4KUe5) 12
I think it's safe to say Somalis care only about a few things.
1. Themselves 2. Family/Clan 3. Tribe & Somalia 4. Their Pirate Fraud in Western nations to take care of all of the above. .. in that order. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 07, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt) 13
Don could put an end to all these expensive, "stupid" delays by pleading guilty. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 05:38 PM (n7rxJ) 14
A thing about deportation numbers.
There's no clear one source of information. ICE does arrests. Another part of DHS does deportations. Every federal agency is authorized to arrest for immigration offenses (Trump deputized them). And different departures are classified differently. Arrested and leave voluntarily? That's not a deportation. That's a voluntary departure. Arrested and forced onto the plane to Djibouti? That's a deportation. Just leaving without telling anyone? That's a self-deportation. Using the CBPOne app to record your departure? That's another category. Did you know that recent studies are showing that for every one immigration arrest by ICE, six illegals leave the workforce in the area? Think they're just hanging out? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:39 PM (CAfza) 15
With the Somali fraudsters, how much more of a flight risk can you get?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, asking the sane questions at May 07, 2026 05:39 PM (Wt5PA) 16
Justice Department can keep 2020 election ballots seized from Georgia’s Fulton County, judge rules. ~90% of Trump appointees are in the Federalist Society. Apparently they only make up 5-6% of lawyers in general so quite the powerful org if you want to toady your way to a Supreme Court seat.
We are so fucked. Like, seriously fucked. This is the game folks. Every election he doesn't like will be "fraud," and he will be able to toss out results. The Department of Justice is going to make up some sort of Investigation into voting the regularities and they will use this to not swear in the new Congress. this is full on election interference dry run type stuff. They are seeing how much they can get away with come the midterms and the answer is "everything" apparently The US is never recovering from this. The US has collapsed into fascism and these are the dying throes of a dead country. The idea of Trump seizing ballots in the midterms only to be stopped by the judicial branch should be an idea people are quickly realizing won’t happen. He will deploy ICE and the military in large cities to "secure" the ballots and count them... Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2026 05:40 PM (jlnco) 17
"Minnesota officials are IN on the fraud"
I thought that was understood from the beginning. Like so much NGO and public-private operations, it's the skim that's the fleece and why the crime perpetuates essentially forever. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2026 05:40 PM (oji8u) 18
16 We are so fucked. Like, seriously fucked. This is the game folks. Every election he doesn't like will be "fraud," and he will be able to toss out results.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2026 05:40 PM (jlnco) ====== Well, when the GA Secretary of State says that there are about 20,000 ballots left to count and then GA counts 300,000 more ballots, all in Fulton County...well... I guess that's not a fraud. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:41 PM (CAfza) 19
That seat is currently held by a pasty white fraud named Steve Cohen.
I don't think Cohen is a black name. Ahhh. (((Cohen))). It's all becoming clear. Posted by: Wait...Ds are judenrein so how's that work at May 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TbWk/) 20
"The US is never recovering from this. The US has collapsed into fascism and these are the dying throes of a dead country."
Ok, bye! Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 05:41 PM (vFG9F) 21
Steve Cohen has always been on my hit parade of turd Congress critters. Representing a largely black district, and being white as drywall dust, he once appeared in committee eating fried chicken. He forgot the watermelon.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2026 05:42 PM (gm9Sb) 22
Ratshitburger is running for Governor. I hope this puts an end to that.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F) 23
Apparently Keith Ellison is letting the Somali /Kenyan fraudsters off the hook but going after a Christian church and NO, I don't think that the fraudsters at the church should be let off either.
https://tinyurl.com/yc3artzr I'd clearly be much wealthier if I founded my own church /s .Too late now. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 05:43 PM (Yl2Ob) 24
20 "The US is never recovering from this. The US has collapsed into fascism and these are the dying throes of a dead country."
Ok, bye! Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 05:41 PM (vFG9F) These stupid fucking cocksuckers don't have the first clue what fascism actually is. Posted by: They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded at May 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TbWk/) 25
24 20 "The US is never recovering from this. The US has collapsed into fascism and these are the dying throes of a dead country."
Ok, bye! Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 05:41 PM (vFG9F) These stupid fucking cocksuckers don't have the first clue what fascism actually is. Posted by: They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded at May 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TbWk/) ======= They should move to North Korea for true freedom under communism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:44 PM (CAfza) 26
"I'd clearly be much wealthier if I founded my own church /s .Too late now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke" It's never too late. You just need a gimmick. Posted by: L. Ron Hoover at May 07, 2026 05:44 PM (vFG9F) 27
BREAKING: Longtime Dem Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles, 73, make surprise announcement she will resign halfway through term.
DOJ must have uncovered more criminality. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 05:44 PM (abIsI) 28
We are going to start seeing Muslims run amok with little payment for their crimes.
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 05:45 PM (Yl2Ob) 30
Explain to me again how Somalis are refugees when they safely travel back home, send money, etc.?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:46 PM (4KUe5) Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 05:46 PM (lR5Ug) 32
26 "I'd clearly be much wealthier if I founded my own church /s .Too late now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke" It's never too late. You just need a gimmick. Posted by: L. Ron Hoover I would think snake handling festivals would be out. How about tent revivals that serve BBQ? Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 05:46 PM (abIsI) 33
We are so fucked. Like, seriously fucked. This is the game folks. Every election he doesn't like will be "fraud," and he will be able to toss out results.
To be fair, even the elections he likes, there was likely fraud. Just not enough to overcome a desired Trump outcome. Election fraud? We've been soaking in it for decades. It's really just a matter of scale. And the Covid era has been the most tidal, conclusive wave of it known. With a real, tangible, proactive attempt at cleaning it up for the first time in our lives, the DNC is in a panic because they'd control NOTHING without fraud. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2026 05:46 PM (oji8u) Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 05:47 PM (lR5Ug) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7) 36
Explain to me again how Somalis are refugees when they safely travel back home, send money, etc.? Posted by: Lizzy ============= Sorry, it's moot. Scads of them are now American citizens. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 05:49 PM (n7rxJ) 37
Kohendarius
Posted by: L. Ron Hoover at May 07, 2026 05:50 PM (vFG9F) 38
I'm Cohen back to Cali, back to Cali .. I don't think so.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 07, 2026 05:50 PM (bNf8H) 39
We need a law yesterday banning foreign nationals from office.
----- No. We need a law banning them from becoming citizens, and not allowing them to visit for more than 30 days, punishable by death, to be renewed or not every 25 years. If you have a problem with a flight or something, turn yourself in to the State Department to arrange your travel, and you won't be shot as a criminal foreign interloper. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 05:50 PM (BI5O2) 40
>>Explain to me again how Somalis are refugees when they safely travel back home, send money, etc.?
Because they shit out a generation of inbred, retarded anchor babies. Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 05:50 PM (9y9ek) 41
Brace yourselves people. Gird your loins.
CNN - Iran fired on 3 destroyers in Hormuz. Destroyers returned fire. Yawn..,, Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 05:51 PM (Sco7b) 42
Somali Maine State Rep. Deqa Dhalac announces her number one goal in office is to surge taxpayer money from America to Somalia.
----- "Fundamentally non-serious" selection. Why are Muslims in our country, and why would they ever have even of the votes they would need to be elected chief dogcatcher or assistant librarian, much less a position of nominal power? Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2026 05:51 PM (TN0g+) 43
Let's just place a moratorium on any federal funds going to MN. OK, that's really more a dream than a comment.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 05:51 PM (n5tGW) 44
> Update: They're still babbling that the seat held by Steve Cohen is his forever because "it's a black district."
----- Apparently, not anymore. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2026 05:52 PM (jehhT) 45
Deporting Cohens might be the answer.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2026 05:52 PM (1D2Ie) 46
The Left have more insane projection than 100 screen megaplex showing One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest on every screen.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 07, 2026 05:53 PM (52qkP) 47
And the Covid era has been the most tidal, conclusive wave of it known.
------ I've read there's a playbook out there to disrupt the mid-terms just like Covid, this time based on the hanta-virus. Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+) 48
Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 05:30 PM Ask not for whom the yeet yeets. It yeets for you. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1) 49
11 Somalis shouldn’t be here.
Completely incompatible with US values, laws and culture. Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:37 PM (4KUe5) With very few exceptions -- Afrikaans, anti-communist refugees -- no one from a shithole country should be here, since they were the ones that made it that way. Posted by: SciVo at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (Sy6m/) 50
'My career is over': Inside Trump's latest national parks purge
NPS quietly guts park storytelling staff nationwide This is what I voted for. If you've ever had to sit through one of these story telling events you'll know what I mean. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (abIsI) 51
I still don't get why there were no Federal charges filed against any of these Somali Fraudsters initiated by the IRS. Every one of these businesses is misrepresenting themselves financially.
Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske) 52
Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g
It is transmitted by rodent shit so makes sense Dems would spread it. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (52qkP) 53
In other news, the foreigner who tried to set a group of Boulder Jews who gathered every Sunday to recognize the Jews still held captive by Hamas will face potential death penalty at trial.
GOOD Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (4KUe5) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (Cqx++) 55
Oops - he set them on fire
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:56 PM (4KUe5) 56
35 I don't think Cohen is a black name.
- Maybe it's Co'hen. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7) Te-Nehisi Cohen Posted by: Oy vey, reparations now bubbie! at May 07, 2026 05:56 PM (TbWk/) 57
Don Lemon interpretation: get me convicted so I can be a prison bitch
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 05:56 PM (gu0hJ) 58
Cohen better let that hair grow out ifn he wanna cornrow it.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 05:56 PM (E5pD7) 59
From Clinton, Barky through Auto-Pen administrations they let Muslims flood in. Somalians, Afghanistanies, Gaza ect.
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 05:57 PM (Ia/+0) 60
This is what I voted for. If you've ever had to sit through one of these story telling events you'll know what I mean.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (abIsI) I do not like the guided tours. I prefer the ones where I can wander and if there is a audio CD or whatever, play that if I want to. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s) 61
Somali Maine State Rep. Deqa Dhalac announces her number one goal in office is to surge taxpayer money from America to Somalia.
Maybe the US needs to surge her silly ass back to the shithole she came from. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 05:57 PM (snZF9) 62
Ask not for whom the yeet yeets.
It yeets for you. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1) W.B. Yeets. Posted by: I'm Donne with this nonsense at May 07, 2026 05:57 PM (TbWk/) 63
Cohen identifies as black.
And as a parapalegic, islamic, black, ewokian hordian hobomoron (which is my new gender on my Canadian census filled out Tuesday), I fully support hym. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b) 64
I'm glad we're finally getting the skinny on all this fraud.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 05:58 PM (E5pD7) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s) 66
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I don't think Cohen is a black name. He's a Uyghur. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (Cqx++) Really, with a hard "R"? Posted by: And so close to Pride Month? at May 07, 2026 05:58 PM (TbWk/) 67
Said Awil Ibrahim pleaded guilty to carrying out massive Medicaid fraud, and will receive NO JAILTIME after taking a plea deal from MN Attorney General Keith Ellison.
Ibrahim will instead be given 5 years probation with a requirement to help track a missing fugitive co-defendant. ------------ And with daily blow jobs for Ellison. Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 05:59 PM (lR5Ug) 68
> Update: They're still babbling that the seat held by Steve Cohen is his forever because "it's a black district."
It's like the Muslim idea that once something was taken by them, it always belongs to them. Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2026 06:00 PM (mkw2N) 69
Always look on the bright side of life, Mr Cohen
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 06:01 PM (9QSAH) 70
I don't think Cohen is a black name.
He's a Uyghur. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (Cqx++) Really, with a hard "R"? Posted by: And so close to Pride Month? at May 07, 2026 05:58 PM (TbWk/) --- The "q" is silent. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2026 06:01 PM (gnNyN) 71
Pretty sure ICE could hit its nation arrest quota for this month in a single terminal here at ATL.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:01 PM (E5pD7) 72
I wonder if the Feds could have a go at Mr Ibrahim. Find some other fraud and give him a nice long sentence. Thx for pointing him out Keith Ellison!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 06:02 PM (gu0hJ) 73
We need a law yesterday banning foreign nationals from office.
This is so fucked. ------------- Can we please extend this to their American-born treasonous Anti-American racist scumbag officeholders like Ellison? Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:02 PM (lR5Ug) 74
"U.S. Congressman Steve Cohen says it's devastating, and he believes it's a way to divide the Black vote in order to minimize its influence,"..."It devastates the work that has been done to rectify the injuries to African Americans because of years, centuries of slavery and decades of Jim Crow rule and Jim Crow laws."
Nah bro, it is designed to minimize Democrat fuckery which has been screwing over Black Americans since forever. Plus Jimbo Crowman, jerry rigging congressional districts so a white guy always wins the seat smacks of straight, no chaser, Jim Crow rule. All I can offer as condolences to you, Jimbo Crowman, is exactly this, piss off and may you never run out buckets of fried Jim Crow. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at May 07, 2026 06:02 PM (glnUu) 75
NPS quietly guts park storytelling staff nationwide Posted by: Maj. Healey ============== Quietly. Like Trump snuck up on the storytellers with a knife. I think of all the digital ink we could save if editors would quit using "quietly." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 06:02 PM (n7rxJ) 76
72 I wonder if the Feds could have a go at Mr Ibrahim. Find some other fraud and give him a nice long sentence. Thx for pointing him out Keith Ellison!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 06:02 PM (gu0hJ) If it is Medicare fraud which is federal they should be able to.... Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 06:03 PM (FtULh) 77
Poor Don Lemon, he merely reported on federal trials, and had full access to both the prosecution and defense, and still forgot to ask what the cost was besides jail time.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR) 78
It's like the Muslim idea that once something was taken by them, it always belongs to them. Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2026 06:00 PM (mkw2N Which is why after pulling out of Germany, President Trump should give the land to the muslims as a piss off move. FoxNews - ceasefire is still going on. Iran economy may survive 3 or more months. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b) 79
I do not like the guided tours. I prefer the ones where I can wander and if there is a audio CD or whatever, play that if I want to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone I'm okay using the park provided story boards that have recently been cleaned up by Trump. The boards now do not detract from our great nations history. Every other sentence out of these federally employed 'Story Tellers' is Climate Change and The Bad White Peoples. It's disgusting. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:03 PM (abIsI) 80
11 Somalis shouldn’t be here.
Completely incompatible with US values, laws and culture. Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:37 PM (4KUe5) With very few exceptions -- Afrikaans, anti-communist refugees -- no one from a shithole country should be here, since they were the ones that made it that way. Posted by: SciVo at May 07, 2026 05:55 PM (Sy6m/) The best part is these scumbags somehow manage to get elected into government and then carry on like they got the golden key to the crapper and then try to rule like they are some king from shitholeistan completely outside of US law. The talking turd from above is a perfect example with her "number one goal in office is to surge taxpayer money from America to Somalia."" Really? Where the fuck do you think you are? That piece of shit needs a ride on Air Pinochet. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2026 06:03 PM (snZF9) 81
I doubt it has ever dawned on Steve Cohen that if he wasn't a congressman better than half his district would probably beat him to death.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 06:04 PM (gu0hJ) 82
Cohen is a like 78 yo white guy, swore off his Jewish ancestors
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0) 83
Jimbo Crowman, jerry rigging congressional districts so a white guy always wins the seat smacks of straight, no chaser, Jim Crow rule. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram ============= You always have to wonder why these Black-pityin' white folks don't step aside and insist that their job go to a deserving Black person. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 06:04 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2026 06:04 PM (z2aPa) 85
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness "Black Americans created democracy. They built something from nothing." - AOC - Well, duhh. We've all seen Hamilton. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7) 86
I've read there's a playbook out there to disrupt the mid-terms just like Covid, this time based on the hanta-virus.
Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+) Brett Weinstein was musing about whether ivermectin would help as Hanta is a single strand RNA virus like Covid, and says that Claud LLM will not answer his questions on medical misinformation grounds. Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 06:05 PM (rbvCR) 87
FoxNews - ceasefire is still going on. Iran economy may survive 3 or more months.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b) I saw that.. That info is supposedly from a leaked CIA report that also said that Iran still has 70% of its missiles and 75% of its missile launchers... Why do I doubt that ? Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 06:05 PM (FtULh) 88
sponge/elric
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:30 PM (CAfza) ——- It’s a double bill! Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 07, 2026 06:06 PM (JMRts) 89
INFURIATING: Somali Maine State Rep. Deqa Dhalac announces her number one goal in office is to surge taxpayer money from America to Somalia.
Somali Maine State Rep. Deqa Dhalac, Dafuq? Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 06:06 PM (up7m8) 90
We need a law yesterday banning foreign nationals from office.
This is so fucked. ------------- Can we please extend this to their American-born treasonous Anti-American racist scumbag officeholders like Ellison? Posted by: ShainS The kids of imports might not be very Americanized, either. Grandkids? Who knows. So I would be okay with you banning me from office, too, since my family came here in my great-grandfathers' generation. Fifth-generation-or-more Americans in office only! Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 06:06 PM (VHUov) 91
That TN district is the 1200th holiest site in islam and stolen land.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:06 PM (E5pD7) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 06:06 PM (Cqx++) 93
Cohen needs to plead his case while eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Posted by: fly gal at May 07, 2026 06:07 PM (C/x7Y) Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:07 PM (E5pD7) 95
Which is why after pulling out of Germany, President Trump should give the land to the muslims as a piss off move.
Posted by: Stateless I'm sure the CCP is already flying in contractors. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 06:07 PM (diia5) 96
93 Cohen needs to plead his case while eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Posted by: fly gal and a side of bagged dicks. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:08 PM (abIsI) 97
93 Cohen needs to plead his case while eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Posted by: fly gal at May 07, 2026 06:07 PM (C/x7Y) Watermelon and a 40 ouncer.. Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 06:08 PM (FtULh) 98
I simply cannot believe Ronald McDonald was singing the national anthem at this minor league baseball game
- Eh, better than Bad Bunny. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 06:09 PM (ndZc7) 99
Cohen so black he scarfs down pigs' feet. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 06:09 PM (xG4kz) 100
With the Somali fraudsters, how much more of a flight risk can you get?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, asking the sane questions at May 07, 2026 05:39 PM (Wt5PA) --------------- It looks like not enough of them are taking advantage of it. Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2026 06:09 PM (Z8tay) 101
So the government has now made the last good place to view Area 51 off limits. The Area 51 watcher community( there is one) is big mad.
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 06:10 PM (YwEeS) 102
Bill in Arkansas beat me to it @ 21.
Posted by: fly gal at May 07, 2026 06:10 PM (C/x7Y) 103
I worry about Memphis election shenanigans could now effect results in two districts instead of being cordoned off safely into one foul district.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 06:10 PM (up7m8) 104
Cohen always has a bottle of hot sauce in his pocket.
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 06:10 PM (YwEeS) Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:11 PM (E5pD7) 106
I saw that.. That info is supposedly from a leaked CIA report that also said that Iran still has 70% of its missiles and 75% of its missile launchers... Why do I doubt that ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 06:05 PM Thanks for adding. Fox added that little nugget too. Mighty nice of Iran to hold off on launching all of that towards Israel. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:11 PM (Sco7b) 107
I wonder how many "black" districts we really need. Nationally.
If at all. Which I'd guess is zero. Soon, if this shit keeps up, it'll be Muslim districts. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2026 06:11 PM (jehhT) 108
Which is why after pulling out of Germany, President Trump should give the land to the muslims as a piss off move. Posted by: Stateless That would be rich, and hilarious. "We're sending them to your country so they won't miss dere brudders"! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 06:11 PM (xG4kz) 109
Cohen so black he scarfs down pigs' feet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars And carries hot sauce in his purse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 06:11 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 06:12 PM (Cqx++) 111
Oh bullshit, if they had missiles they would use them. What the fuck are they saving them for?
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 06:12 PM (YwEeS) 112
Someone should have told Cohen to get his shine box.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:12 PM (abIsI) 113
Cohen Kente was Kunta's cousin.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 06:12 PM (IifOV) 114
You know, if we checked everyone's passport coming AND going, like the EU, Japan, and Australia do, maybe we would catch people fleeing because some Leftist AG or judge failed to have the police seize the perp or his/her passport.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:12 PM (T6aVk) 115
Ibrahim will instead be given 5 years probation with a requirement to help track a missing fugitive co-defendant.
Nothing will happen. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 06:14 PM (0sNs1) 116
So some excitement in the Strait tonight (there) as Iranian FACs mix it up with a Burke-class destroyer. No score yet reported.
There's still time to implement my plan before jetting off to Beijing. Obvious move now is to force Iran to enforce their ridiculous claims to control the Strait. They might get some licks in, but they cannot survive a serious sustained offensive from us. They're defenseless. Full fury of air (manned and unmanned), sea (manned and unmanned), and special forces (kill missions) will inevitably eliminate their last "card". Leaving the question of regime survival a tiny bit less critical (still needs to go), and further illustrating there's no fighting us and winning. Launching this now, just before (during?) the Beijing trip, would be ..... chef's kiss. Let's see Chy-nah react to this. Lol. Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2026 06:14 PM (U/Byj) 117
I think Memphis should be ruled by Elvis.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2026 06:14 PM (1D2Ie) 118
14 A thing about deportation numbers.
There's no clear one source of information. ICE does arrests. Another part of DHS does deportations. Every federal agency is authorized to arrest for immigration offenses (Trump deputized them). And different departures are classified differently. Arrested and leave voluntarily? That's not a deportation. That's a voluntary departure. Arrested and forced onto the plane to Djibouti? That's a deportation. Just leaving without telling anyone? That's a self-deportation. Using the CBPOne app to record your departure? That's another category. Did you know that recent studies are showing that for every one immigration arrest by ICE, six illegals leave the workforce in the area? Think they're just hanging out? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 05:39 PM (CAfza) We need to check everyone's passport, coming into the country and leaving. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:14 PM (T6aVk) 119
The blacks in the Democrat party really need to understand that they are being abandoned for the illegal/muslim/foreigner voters. It's the dem party's endgame now. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 06:15 PM (IifOV) 120
Leaked "CIA" reports are the best !
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3) 121
The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:16 PM (2UnvF) Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:16 PM (abIsI) 123
A “Muslims-only” celebration at Epic Waters Indoor Waterpark in Grand Prairie, Texas, has been canceled. The private gathering, scheduled for June 1st, was initially promoted on flyers circulating on social media as an exclusive event open "only" to Muslims and their families.
Halal food was to be served while the park provided a "private prayer area" for park-goers. The announcement quickly triggered widespread backlash, with critics condemning the use of a public facility for blatant religious discrimination. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) intervened, warning city officials they risked losing $530,000 in state grants if the event moved forward. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:16 PM (HBgiC) 124
I blame Sally Struthers.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:17 PM (E5pD7) 125
39 We need a law yesterday banning foreign nationals from office.
----- No. We need a law banning them from becoming citizens, and not allowing them to visit for more than 30 days, punishable by death, to be renewed or not every 25 years. If you have a problem with a flight or something, turn yourself in to the State Department to arrange your travel, and you won't be shot as a criminal foreign interloper. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 05:50 PM (BI5O2) My mother must have seriously pissed you off somehow. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:17 PM (T6aVk) 126
Intel estimates of enemy situation in a closed hostile society is hard. Surprise! That's why they're called "estimates" ("appreciations" in the inevitably more sophistimicated and fancy British case).
Yes this violently contrasts with a public that gets its understanding of the world from TV shows and bad fiction (all fiction). But it's reality. So *estimating* Iran's missile sitrep is dicey by definition. The publicly reported Mossad numbers don't differ by much, BTW. Some missiles are "entombed" in underground shelters, but many of those are recoverable (only the entrances were hit). And on and on. Carry on. Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2026 06:18 PM (U/Byj) 127
121 The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell This is truth. Don't get me started on Carolina 'BBQ' flavored with acid and mustard. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:18 PM (abIsI) 128
Explain to me again how Somalis are refugees when they safely travel back home, send money, etc.?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 05:46 PM (4KUe5) ---------------- Congress needs to pass a law that says if you claimed to be a refugee from a country and then go and visit there you should have your permanent residency revoked and be deported. Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2026 06:18 PM (Z8tay) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:18 PM (iERP6) 130
These stupid fucking cocksuckers don't have the first clue what fascism actually is.
Posted by: They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded at May 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TbWk/) Anything to the right of Stalin. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:19 PM (T6aVk) 131
Some total idiota named Jose Ramirez who evidently does not know the ways of America tried to jack a Black driver. Boom, dead. Prob'ly no charges forthcoming. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 06:19 PM (n7rxJ) 132
124 I blame Sally Struthers.
Posted by: Sifty Boones Poor girl must weigh at least 700lbs by now. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:19 PM (abIsI) 133
The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:16 PM (2UnvF) Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket. They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (iERP6) 134
Ibrahim will instead be given 5 years probation with a requirement to help track a missing fugitive co-defendant.
I can help once I am done finding the real killer. Posted by: The Ghost of O J. Simpson at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (cI94r) 135
`The mask has come off- they're openly screeching that "black" simply means "democrat" and vice versa.
Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (lCppi) 136
If old man Bush hadn't sent in Delta and the Rangers to feed the Somalis a lot of these scumbags would have starved to death . Or their parents would have. Thx Bushys
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (gu0hJ) 137
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:16 PM (HBgiC)
How is that religious discrimination? Do they have Christian only days, or Jewish only days or Hindu only days? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (2sfNr) 138
"The US is never recovering from this. The US has collapsed into fascism and these are the dying throes of a dead country." Ok, bye! Posted by: fd ----- These stupid fucking cocksuckers don't have the first clue what fascism actually is. Posted by: They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded If I thought I could get away with it, I'd begin introducing a very short (mental only) list of (D)onk cocksuckers to real fascism. That should scare the rest of them into watched (from a camp) good behavior. Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (QVmho) 139
Leaked "CIA" reports are the best !
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3) ----------- Russian hookers urinating on Obama's bed in front of Trump are considered "leaked CIA reports." Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:21 PM (lR5Ug) 140
>>Explain to me again how Somalis are refugees when they safely travel back home, send money, etc.?
Because they shit out a generation of inbred, retarded anchor babies. Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 05:50 PM (9y9ek) ---------------- And apparently this generation of anchor babies don't know of any other food except rice and bananas as I have seen one explain on camera. Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2026 06:21 PM (Z8tay) 141
@Osint613
3h Iran built a massive ghost fleet to evade sanctions. We tracked them. Full episode coming soon to YouTube https://tinyurl.com/3s2tmefr Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:21 PM (HBgiC) 142
The announcement quickly triggered widespread backlash, with critics condemning the use of a public facility for blatant religious discrimination. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) intervened, warning city officials they risked losing $530,000 in state grants if the event moved forward.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:16 PM (HBgiC) That can't be!!! Gov Greg "Fox News" Abbott is THE DRIVING FORCE behind TX becoming an evil Muslim caliphate!!! (so some here swear up down and sideways) Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:22 PM (T6aVk) 143
Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (iERP6) ------------- You shut your whore mouth! Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:22 PM (2UnvF) 144
Iraq has only shot 25% of their missiles? What are they waiting on?
Posted by: L. Ron Hoover at May 07, 2026 06:22 PM (vFG9F) 145
Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo But not everyone makes brisket. Also your boots are on backwards. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (diia5) 146
And Here Comes Hochul with all kinds of threats if ICE agents surge in New York. How is this legal? How are any of these sanctuary laws legal? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (n7rxJ) 147
Also, "anyone can make brisket" are the last words of many wannabe pit masters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (2UnvF) 148
I see some of you are still figuring out that certain folks - given political power - really, really damn hate you.
And thus is the end of Classical Liberalism. And with all due respect to Milton Friedman ? Good Riddance. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (a7puT) 149
The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ----- Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket. They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo It's a damned shame this place is permantly closed. It would change your mind. https://maps.app.goo.gl/ 7g6GERnYGikuHARp9?g_st=ac Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (QVmho) 150
The # of Jews in Congress is shrinking. Wasserman Schultz and Cohen are being redistricted. Nadler is waddling off to spend more time with his gunt. Klobuchar is going to be Minnesota governor.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (gu0hJ) 151
>>> The family of Sheridan Gorman -- the co-ed brutally slain by an illegal alien who a Chicago city councilwoman blamed for her own death by saying she was in "the wrong place at the wrong time" -- corrects the record:
In a just society whenever an illegal alien kills a citizen the surviving family members will get to take out one loud mouth talking head supporter, each. The loud mouth need not have any direct relationship to the killing. This would be all perfectly legal in this just society, but discretion is a requirement because 'surprise' 'just happens' when it comes to illegal alien invaders and supporting them. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (/lPRQ) 152
118 We need to check everyone's passport, coming into the country and leaving.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:14 PM (T6aVk ==== DHS does that already. Really, if you think of it, Miller has probably implemented it. Posted by: TJM's phone at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (yh+Qr) 153
You shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:22 PM (2UnvF) Touchy! Very defensive...almost as if you know it's true but your massive Texas ego won't let you see reality. Sad really. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:24 PM (iERP6) 154
Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
New Jersey cuisine is awesome. Add that to the phrases said by no one. Right up there with Look at that Jewish Linebacker. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:24 PM (a7puT) 155
This is all a part of their "vote for Democrats because Republicans want to lynch you" black vote outreach. They had no event this year to even get black voters remotely interested, this might work for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2026 06:24 PM (uEYKS) 156
I blame Sally Struthers.
Posted by: Sifty Boones Poor girl must weigh at least 700lbs by now. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:19 PM (abIsI) ------------- "For about 70 cents a pound -- that's just $490/year --YOU can feed a starving child in Africa ..." Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (lR5Ug) 157
136 If old man Bush hadn't sent in Delta and the Rangers to feed the Somalis a lot of these scumbags would have starved to death . Or their parents would have. Thx Bushys
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (gu0hJ) Everything is the fault of the Bushes. (Some people I'm not a fan of. But I am also not a psycho wishing people to starve to death either.) Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (T6aVk) 158
> So the government has now made the last good place to view Area 51 off limits. The Area 51 watcher community( there is one) is big mad.
Before 1995, the good spot was White Sides and Freedom Ridge, about 12 miles away from the base. That became off limits and the closest good spot was Tikaboo Peak, about 26 miles away. Now the best spot is Reveille Peak, about 45 miles away. Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N) 159
144 Iraq has only shot 25% of their missiles? What are they waiting on?
Posted by: L. Ron Hoover at May 07, 2026 06:22 PM (vFG9F) === They were firing one missile a day by the end. And its not because they just felt like holding back. Posted by: TJM's phone at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (yh+Qr) 160
Begin, the brisket wars they have ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (lR5Ug) 161
Anyone who puts mustard on their BBQ or hamburger is a communist.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (abIsI) 162
31m
Fox News: Iran’s Bandar Kargan naval checkpoint in Minab has been struck Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (HBgiC) 163
It is has been my experience that Texas BBQ is about 20% BBQ and 80% hot air.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (glnUu) 164
[i】The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell You meant to say everyone outside of Kansas City. Trust me. I won a Cy Young, married a beauty queen and gave the most epic news conferences ever Posted by: The Greatness....That Is.....Zach Greinke at May 07, 2026 06:26 PM (cI94r) 165
It's a damned shame this place is permantly closed. It would change your mind.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ 7g6GERnYGikuHARp9?g_st=ac Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2026 06:23 PM (QVmho) Touts a failed BBQ joint AND blows the margins! Typical Texan. Maybe your husband should help you with commenting... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:26 PM (iERP6) 166
>>Launching this now, just before (during?) the Beijing trip, would be ..... chef's kiss. Let's see Chy-nah react to this. Lol.
I'm interested to see how China reacts to Iran hitting one of their tankers with a missile. Bet that puckered some asses in Beijing. Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2026 06:26 PM (viF8m) 167
Full fury of air (manned and unmanned), sea (manned and unmanned), and special forces (kill missions) will inevitably eliminate their last "card". Posted by: rhomboid ============== This is my interpretation of what Trump threatened. I'D LIKE TO SEE IT HAPPEN (tied to chair) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 06:27 PM (n7rxJ) 168
Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Utter blasphemy. You having spent a lot of time in Paris, where the steak must be chewed like gum, I am taking this with megatons of salt. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:27 PM (T6aVk) 169
Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM Says the dude who's only shot at decent BBQ is *one* joint in NYC, a locale known primarily for it's lack of comestible picante sauce. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 06:27 PM (0sNs1) 170
Lexington, NC, makes the best BBA.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2026 06:27 PM (1D2Ie) 171
An Israeli source says authorities are monitoring the incident in the Gulf, adding that at this stage it appears to be a localized event.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (HBgiC) 172
Who shook CBD's Manhattan?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (0sNs1) 173
They were firing one missile a day by the end. And its not because they just felt like holding back.
Posted by: TJM's phone at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (yh+Qr) I have confidently been assured by many pundits that the Persians are simply smarter than we are, and better at negotiations. They are playing 11th dimension chess while we play checkers. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (iERP6) 174
So the government has now made the last good place to view Area 51 off limits. The Area 51 watcher community (there is one) is big mad.
Posted by: bonhomme I wonder what the half-life of an unauthorized drone flying over Restricted Areas is. Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (Kyh8Y) 175
New Jersey cuisine is awesome. Add that to the phrases said by no one. Right up there with Look at that Jewish Linebacker.
Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:24 PM (a7puT) NJ, the armpit of America. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (T6aVk) 176
Ellison led the lynching of Derek Chauvin, to kick off the nationwide Floyd riots.
He also had the gall to demand that they allow him to take his oath of office on Thomas Jefferson's koran... and they let him. /spit Posted by: Beverly at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (reMys) 177
AOSHQ: Come for the barbecue, stay for the flame wars.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (2UnvF) 178
>>> the injuries to African Americans because of years, centuries of slavery and decades of Jim Crow rule and Jim Crow laws
America, 1776... the 14th Amendment 1868. Not even a century of slavery in America ya fricken retard. Let's not even get into the party of Jim Crow, the Klan, Kleagle Robert Byrd and his young Disciple Hillary (who still dreams of Total Control). But, somewhere in there, The Parties Flipped (tm). Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (/lPRQ) 179
Have fun storming the BBQ castle you egomaniacal Texans!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:29 PM (iERP6) 180
> Anyone can make brisket.
Anyone can make French fries, but there are many people and restaurants that make French fries that suck. The same can be said for brisket. There are lots of places that make really good brisket, but they are vastly outnumbered by the places that make mid to low quality brisket. Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2026 06:29 PM (mkw2N) 181
I like all sorts of barbecue. I like some better than others, but its all great. Even Korean stuff
NJ, the armpit of America. Gary Indiana is the other Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2026 06:29 PM (uEYKS) 182
173 They were firing one missile a day by the end. And its not because they just felt like holding back.
Posted by: TJM's phone at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM (yh+Qr) I have confidently been assured by many pundits that the Persians are simply smarter than we are, and better at negotiations. They are playing 11th dimension chess while we play checkers. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:28 PM (iERP6) === Except the rulers of Iran are Arab, not Persian! Posted by: TJM's phone at May 07, 2026 06:29 PM (yh+Qr) 183
Practical BBQ ? Grand Prize. Houston area around the Deer Park part.
They served the Giant Spud. A half a BBQ potato that had to be on steroids. With chopped brisket, bacon, cheese and tomato. I'd eat one of those at lunch, work the rest of the day, skip dinner, and be ready in the morning. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:29 PM (a7puT) 184
You shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:22 PM (2UnvF) Touchy! Very defensive...almost as if you know it's true but your massive Texas ego won't let you see reality. Sad really. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:24 PM (iERP6) ------------ * Starts online petition to get CBD banned from next TX MoMe * j/k -- loved meeting and chatting with CBD and his lovely wife at the one last year ... and he served up some wonderful food! Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:30 PM (lR5Ug) 185
"Memphis is Black, there's no denying that," protesters chanted.
So, how come you have a Honky representing your Black district? Stupid people. MAGAfada Posted by: Tim William McFall at May 07, 2026 06:30 PM (OXWQ1) 186
Anyone who puts mustard on their BBQ or hamburger is a communist.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 06:25 PM I often coat a brisket with yellow mustard before the rub, particularly if it's not a packer cut that the butcher has butchered whilst trimming the fat cap. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1) 187
Because racist Democrats in the South used to prevent blacks from voting, those states need to have districts with mandatory Democrat Congressmen forever to rectify that stain!
Posted by: 2 + 2 = Uranus at May 07, 2026 06:31 PM (qUkBO) 188
Touts a failed BBQ joint AND blows the margins! Typical Texan. Maybe your husband should help you with commenting... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Bwahahahahahah! Never change, dude. Smash calls my 3500 dually "fat", and says it has "wide birthing hips". I lurve this place. It really is too bad he closed, he was in his 70s when I frequented his restaurant. Earned world's best pork ribs multiple years. Very good. $10/plate, all you can eat, Fridays only. We called it death be bbq. Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2026 06:31 PM (QVmho) 189
A great little Meat and Three in Texas ? Hinze's. Wharton, Texas. They have a few other spots.
Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:32 PM (a7puT) 190
NJ, the armpit of America.
Gary Indiana is the other Posted by: Christopher R Taylor East St. Louis, IL has entered the chat. Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 06:32 PM (Kyh8Y) 191
Truth be told, if you put a plate of cue in front of me, regardless of the style, I'm gonna eat it. I mean, I'll be silently judging you, but I'll eat it just the same.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:32 PM (2UnvF) 192
CBD is trolling Texas? Is it a slow news day?
Posted by: L. Ron Hoover at May 07, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F) 193
Speaking of oaths of office, since Schmucker Carlson brought it up --- did anyone else notice that the quisling Roberts stopped so short of Trump during the inauguration ceremony that he could not reach the Bible to put his hand on it? Totally bizarre and I noticed it at the time that he was holding it Out Of Reach and I wondered why the President didn't pause and move towards it. Probably didn't want to call attention to it but it was a b**** moved by Roberts and quite deliberate. Watch the inaugural video and you can see it.
Posted by: Beverly at May 07, 2026 06:32 PM (reMys) 194
Vote Harder? Why Secession Is The Only Answer To The American Megastate
--- IDIOTS --- Look at the US population vote map. Those few, little, blue splotches could be eliminated without the US missing a beat. They should be thankful that we are a civil people. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:33 PM (HBgiC) 195
Lexington, NC, makes the best BBA.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2026 06:27 PM (1D2Ie) ------------- Big Black Arugala? /obligatory Michael Obama Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:33 PM (lR5Ug) 196
New Jersey BBQ requires an ample supply of mooks, wops, and dagos.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 06:33 PM (diia5) 197
> Anyone who puts mustard on their BBQ or hamburger is a communist.
I like some mustard based BBQ sauces. I also like BBQ sauce that's smoky. It has to be spicy too. I don't like BBQ sauce that has a strong vinegar or sweet molasses flavor. Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N) 198
Clark's Outpost in Tioga, Texas. Best cue in the world in the 70s and 80s. I heard it went downhill after Warren died though.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:34 PM (2UnvF) 199
East St. Louis, IL has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2026 06:32 PM (Kyh8Y) Cairo, hellinois is even worse than east chit loueey Posted by: Will Robinson at May 07, 2026 06:34 PM (zBgIx) 200
Touts a failed BBQ joint AND blows the margins!
Typical Texan. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:26 PM Maybe you should lobby Pixy to use Texas-sized margins, instead of those puny, effete East Coast ones? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1) 201
How will the pride parade know where to go if there are no Democrat districts?
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I have confidently been assured by many pundits that the Persians are simply smarter than we are, and better at negotiations. They are playing 11th dimension chess while we play checkers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo They're playing 5-dimensional chess. We're playing 5-dimensional chess. All 10 dimensions are orthogonal. Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2026 06:34 PM (VHUov) 203
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All 3 - get your wills in order. We're all going to die. Hantavirus. Damn you HANTAVIRUS!! DAMN YOU!!! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b) 204
New Jersey has Gabbagoul! or however those greaseballs spell it.
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So the government has now made the last good place to view Area 51 off limits. The Area 51 watcher community (there is one) is big mad. Posted by: bonhomme ----- I wonder what the half-life of an unauthorized drone flying over Restricted Areas is. Posted by: Tonypete About a week acording to the Barksdale AFB drone incursio recently. Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2026 06:35 PM (QVmho) 207
Who's the sumbitch who brought up barbecue in the first place? Let hang that guy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:35 PM (2UnvF) 208
There's a video of Cohen chairing some committee where he's eating fried chicken from KFC. The guy's basically black.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 07, 2026 06:35 PM (wGerL) 209
190 NJ, the armpit of America.
Gary Indiana is the other Posted by: Christopher R Taylor East St. Louis, IL has entered the chat. ____ Worcester, MA just defecated in your chat. Which Brockton, MA just licked up. Posted by: Springfield, MA -- the Paris of Hampden County at May 07, 2026 06:36 PM (qUkBO) 210
I often coat a brisket with yellow mustard before the rub, particularly if it's not a packer cut that the butcher has butchered whilst trimming the fat cap.
Back when I was a younger, dumber man ? An old head I worked with gave me the tip of just cook chicken or pork on the grill after painting it with mustard. The mustard clays up. And keeps in the juices. The man was a genius. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:36 PM (a7puT) Posted by: Sifty Boones at May 07, 2026 06:36 PM (LpcdH) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:37 PM (iERP6) 213
The best BBQ is wherever I'm cooking.
I have spoken. Posted by: Sifty Boones * Rattles tin pan * Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 06:37 PM (diia5) 214
The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ----- Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket. They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo === Hawaiians are the only ones who make great BBQ. The rest just make sauces and rubs to cover the taste of the shoe leather they make. Some are even proud of the burnt ends... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 06:37 PM (/lPRQ) 215
I am glad monkey pox is behind us!
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3) 216
I may live in NJ but I am not a native!
You still live there ? Then you are a native. You picked. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (a7puT) 217
I'm reading, with curiosity and interest, the bbq wars.
Brisket is just a cut of beef as far as I know, and it can be cooked in various ways. I have an amazing birria recipe that calls for brisket. Birria isn't bbq? Or is it? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (RkOfE) Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (QVmho) 219
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All 3 - get your wills in order. We're all going to die. Hantavirus. Damn you HANTAVIRUS!! DAMN YOU!!! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b) -------------- Where's the AutoPen Empire's Gay Satanic Pedophile "MonkeyPox Czar" when you need him? Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (lR5Ug) 220
The BBQ wars. Well you are all wrong. The best BBQ is in the state of......hmmm think I'll keep it to myself.
Posted by: Case at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (9lqZe) 221
Hawaiians are the only ones who make great BBQ.
--------------------- Well, that makes one of you. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 06:39 PM (2UnvF) 222
The BBQ wars. Well you are all wrong. The best BBQ is in the state of......hmmm think I'll keep it to myself.
Posted by: Case Namibia. We know. Posted by: cannibals at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (diia5) 223
I am glad monkey pox is behind us!
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3) ------------ lol Hordemind! Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (lR5Ug) 224
They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM (iERP6) == Actually, the Texan descendants of German settlers in the area might take you to task on that one. Texas really cannot do burnet ends, need to go to KC to get the good ones. Posted by: Black JEM at May 07, 2026 06:41 PM (UVyKP) 225
Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:20 PM Now, now, we're not talking about one of your cooked to mush, oversauced Passover briskets. Yeah, anyone can do that. But, the amount of lousy BBQ'd brisket outside of Texas puts lie to your statement. However- Technology has caught up with BBQ and eliminated the alchemical fufaraw of cooking a perfect brisket. Anyone can cook a perfect BBQ's brisket these days pretty much every single time if you have a Wood Pellet Grill and a bluetooth meat thermometer. Zero guess work. That goes double for ribs and- triple for BBQ'd Pork, which was always training wheels BBQ for idjits. Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2026 06:41 PM (iJfKG) 226
Any sandwich at Satriale's is better than any fuckin' BBQ joint. Chicken Parm for the win. Try the Gabagool.
Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (IifOV) 227
Look ... plenty of ear worm folks like Springsteen and such came from Jersey. Fine.
Cooking ? Nobody goes to New Jersey for the cooking. Frankly ? I wish y'all would take your musicians back. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (a7puT) 228
The BBQ wars. Well you are all wrong. The best BBQ is in the state of......hmmm think I'll keep it to myself.
Posted by: Case Namibia. We know. Posted by: cannibals at May 07, 2026 06:40 PM (diia5) ------------ F. Joe Mugabe's "Uncle Bosie" hardest tenderized ... Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (lR5Ug) 229
I think I just figured out how World Wars 3 through 5 start.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b) 230
225 Texas BBQ is overrated. Anyone can make brisket.
They only thing special is the sausages. And that sure isn't homegrown! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ------------- Blasphemy! Or the man patronized the wrong BBQ joint. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (HBgiC) 231
Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 07, 2026 06:42 PM (IifOV)
That is a cultural touch-stone. Tony Sporano ... the entire show ... doesn't work in Kentucky. Because his fat ass gets shot Episode One in Kentucky. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (a7puT) 232
Brisket is just a cut of beef as far as I know, and it can be cooked in various ways. I have an amazing birria recipe that calls for brisket. Birria isn't bbq? Or is it?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel Is it smoked for hours on or in a pit? No? Then it's snot. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 06:44 PM (diia5) 233
Somali Maine State Rep. Deqa Dhalac announces her number one goal in office is to surge taxpayer money from America to Somalia.
"Hopefully we will be able to help our former country Somalia!" This is EXACTLY why they required the President to be a natural-born citizen. They should have done it for all of Congress, too. And for Supreme Court justices. It's also where that whole oath of allegiance comes in when you become a citizen. She is absolutely in violation of hers. Denaturalize and send her home. She can try to get our money from there. Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2026 06:45 PM (h5D0I) 234
I like beef ribs. Lot of meat. If you need a bunch of sauce on it, then why bother smokin it. Vinegar based sauces give me hearburn. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (IifOV) 235
It's very disappointing that the United States provides zero aid to Andorra.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (2ap+5) 236
Listen to me, you cowboy-booted Texas maniacs!
I may live in NJ but I am not a native! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ---- Are you originally from California? Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (VCgbV) 237
> 4 What I find interesting is fat slob marblemouth and epic windbag Tom Homan hasn't released deportation numbers in quite a while. I think we're falling short getting this trash out of the country. Way short.
get out of your own bubble you couldn’t fill tom’s shoes if you tried markwayne mullin just reported deportations are up (numbers increased) i hate monday morning quarterbacks Posted by: cherries in season at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (Xvk15) 238
NOOD Fast Boats Without Brisket
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (lR5Ug) 239
Well, since it is a food thread, I will tell you all about my favorite way to cook ribs. I put them in a crockpot with chicken wings, seasoning and small amount of water, cook for hours, until practically falling off the bone, then a brief time in the oven with additional seasoning. Yum!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (RkOfE) 240
My mother must have seriously pissed you off somehow.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:17 PM (T6aVk Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are good immigrants, blah blah. I'm not talking about stripping people of citizenship. I'm saying we have enough foreigners. And their hijinks. And their monkeyshines. Enough. Moratorium Time. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (BI5O2) 241
I may live in NJ but I am not a native!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2026 06:37 PM (iERP6) You have GONE NATIVE!!! And I have zero cowboy boots, nor do I have a ten pound belt buckle, or a bolo tie, or a ten gallon hat!!! And I was born in TX at that! Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:47 PM (T6aVk) 242
what if we just had the ceasefire on even-numbered days
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 06:47 PM (ZxPkt) 243
Arthur Bryant's in Kansas City is the best barbeque on the planet. Go during the day--its not in a part of town (or wasn't the last time I was there several years ago) that you want to be in after dark.
The walls have pictures of movie stars, directors, athletes, and Presidents that have been their to dine. Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2026 06:47 PM (TN0g+) 244
What I find interesting is fat slob marblemouth and epic windbag Tom Homan hasn't released deportation numbers in quite a while. I think we're falling short getting this trash out of the country. Way short.
Posted by: Spittin Jim Jordan at May 07, 2026 05:33 PM (abIsI) 5 off wife beater shirt Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 05:34 PM (abIsI) Dude, you're a broken record: all is lost, and you don't like Pres. Trump. You've only told us that since ... all the time. Take a break. Watch some puppy or kitty videos, spend some time with the family. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (ksbjf) 245
214 The thing about Memphis is that they think they know Barbecue and like everyone outside of Texas, they are wrong.
Posted by: Duke Lowell --- I think Texas BBQ (don't buy it at Buckee's) drifted from the Carolina's and was perfected in Texas. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (HBgiC) 246
I don't like the membrane(?) that holds short ribs meat to the bone.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (2ap+5) 247
246 I don't like the membrane(?) that holds short ribs meat to the bone.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 06:48 PM (2ap+5) ----- Yeah you gotta peel that off before cooking otherwise, gross. Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 06:50 PM (oqH4h) 248
Has anyone mentioned the Hanta virus death of Gene Hackman's wife? I'm sure there is a good conspiracy theory there somewhere.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 07, 2026 06:50 PM (7T8ei) 249
I'm saying we have enough foreigners. And their hijinks. And their monkeyshines.
Enough. Moratorium Time. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 06:46 PM (BI5O2) I get it. You hate foreigners because. I don't. Sorry if being born of an immigrant colors my viewpoint. I'm good with immigration being the child of an immigrant. She's based AF. According to you she should be shipped out just for being from a country with not much experience with representative democracy and the rule of law. To me, I think if you stroll across the border, you get bounced, and if you are a legal immigrant, cool - but we just shouldn't let everyone in at once. We can't. We let in limited amounts of people and if they cut out of line in the slightest way, they get bounced. And some years we don't let in anybody because we need to take care of our own. But blanket hatred of foreigners? You're all wet. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 06:52 PM (T6aVk) 250
Has anyone mentioned the Hanta virus death of Gene Hackman's wife? I'm sure there is a good conspiracy theory there somewhere.
Here ... I'll give it to you now. There is an election in 2028. That's what this is all about. Now its the Hanta or Henta or what the fuck ever virus. And I've listened, today, to certain folks that a very, very concerned. This is a thing. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:53 PM (a7puT) 251
I think Texas BBQ (don't buy it at Buckee's) drifted from the Carolina's and was perfected in Texas.
Posted by: Braenyard So, floating in vinegar? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2026 06:54 PM (/lPRQ) 252
Arthur Bryant's, 17th and Brooklyn, Kansas City is best BBQ, FTW
Posted by: free tibet at May 07, 2026 06:56 PM (iNp3L) 253
I'm good with immigration being the child of an immigrant. She's based AF.
So you were illegal ... until Ronnie Reagan let it slide. No other country, on the face of the planet, does it like that. I'd have to go through an agent just to buy land in Mexico. That's how it works - quite literally - everywhere else on the face of the Earth. Go to Japan. Then tell them "I belong here". See how it works out. Posted by: Same Guy ... Different VPN at May 07, 2026 06:56 PM (a7puT) 254
“The wheels of justice move, move really slow and stupidly.”
It's almost as if the process is the punishment. Don should talk to some J6ers about that. Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 06:58 PM (tUj8P) 255
Oh the Marxists justice moves damn fast
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0) 256
Don Lemon was inconvenienced by a court delay? Shred The Constitution!!
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at May 07, 2026 07:03 PM (yFfLy) 257
It the ship's designation number is even on odd days it gets to fire at targets of opportunity on even days.
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2026 07:04 PM (KtOUo) 258
> Don Lemon is now bemoaning how slow and expensive his federal criminal case stemming from the protest at Cities Church has become.
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