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As the Likely All-Time Star Wars Box Office Failure Mandalorian and Grogu Is Set to Bomb on May 22, Lunatic Abortion-Thirsty Former Celebrity Mark Hamill Publicly Prays for the Death of the President
As always: the subhed is Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?
Mark Hamill appeared in the TV show the film is based on -- well, he didn't "appear," a de-aged CGI double of him "appeared," one that doesn't look like a wad of chewed gum covered in a homeless man's beard-hairs -- and it's very likely this assassination-wishing communist death-cultist will appear in the Disney Groomer Organization's new disaster. They calculated that this would stoke audience interest. So now this lunatic does this, and the same Groomer corporation who fired and defamed Gina Carano for saying her pronouns were "beep/boop" stands behind their assassination prepper.
Julia 🇺🇸
@Jules31415 3h Mark Hamill knows exactly what he's doing. If you read the comments in the Bluesky thread, it's inspiring many mentally ill individuals to fantasize about this scenario--and even call for it. I've even had leftists calling for it in my thread this morning. Sick--and in some cases, potentially criminal. Our country is in real trouble.
🚨 NOW: The White House is EVISCERATING deranged Mark Hamill for openly egging on the death of President Trump
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 7, 2026
The SAME Mark Hamill that Barack Hussein Obama just welcomed to his trash can library in Chicago
THEY WANT 47 TO BE KlLLED.
"Mark Hamill is one sick individual. These… pic.twitter.com/WUUrsyXZQg
Two days ago. Head of the snake. Obama uses pawns to do his dirty work. pic.twitter.com/dV3wMC1Tnn
— Erikaaa (@ErikaC47) May 7, 2026
And look who he was just with! pic.twitter.com/bC66AL3Waz
— JKash 🍊MAGA Queen (@JKash000) May 7, 2026
Obama: "I'm worried about the Republican Party.. I'd love a loyal opposition. I'd love a Republican Party that was conservative in some ways, believed in rule of law and judicial independence and science, and wasn't constantly tapping into our worst impulses." pic.twitter.com/UCV93fUxyA
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) May 6, 2026
John Kass asks the question many of us have been asking ourselves: What if Republicans began agitating for the murder of Barack Obama like Barack Obama's cultists agitate for the murder of Trump?
These questions are no longer hypothetical, like they used to be. We're tired of playing by different rules. If the real rules supported by the Democrat-Media Complex say that it is understandable and even noble to agitate a movement's more excitable members to kill people the movement doesn't like, the countdown to the Republican embrace of this rule is officially ticking down. John Kass, continued:
The Democrats responded to the assassination attempts by scoffing, smirking, laughing, protected and supported by legacy corporate media, and accusing Trump of staging the attempts on his own life. But none dared stand up to the rabid left that has tried to take Trump's life and threatened the lives of other Republicans, from Republicans in Congress shot by an angry leftist at a baseball practice, to conservatives on the Supreme Court. And I wondered: What would happen if Obama's life had been repeatedly threatened with assassins failing three times in a matter of months and Republicans called Obama a fascist What if conservatives appear on late night TV talk shows to mock Michelle Obama the way ABC's Jimmy Kimmel tastelessly mocked First Lady Melania Trump, and dared say Michelle was "glowing like an expectant widow?" How long would he have a show? Don't think of it as some parlor game. Think of it happening right now, for real. Would Kimmel keep his $16 million salary and perks if he mocked Michelle? Would the blue cities burn at the hands of angry blacks as the cities burned during the Democrat "Summer of Love in 2020 when the left turned the violent drug-addicted thug George Floyd into a saint? The broken legacy media won't address this and or dare challenge their rabid leftist subscriber base. I don't see the Chicago Tribune and the rest of Chicago media demanding that Illinois Gov. J.B Pritzker shut his Ozempically skinny lips and insist he stop inciting assassination by repeatedly screaming lies that Trump is a Nazi and Fascist? I'm sure you can outline the issue. Three assassination attempts and they will continue because the hard left demands it.
As Jimmy Kimmel basks in all the attention he's getting, has anyone had the good manners to think of Tuffy Gessling? You've forgotten Tuffy? He's the Missouri rodeo clown banned for life for mocking Obama, daring to ask the crowd if they wanted to see another clown in an Obama mask "get run down" by a bull. Gesseling was forced to march the walk of shame and he was banned. FOR LIFE. And he was a real clown not some buffo from Chicago who had the crooked influence peddler Tony Rezko buy him a Chicago dreamhouse while presenting publicly as some kind of virtuous political reformer. And the great Hank Williams Jr. had an iconic song, one of my favorites, titled Are you ready for some football? It was deleted from Monday Night Football." He called Obama some kind of Hitler. And apparently only white male Republicans can be called the 'h' word, but Obama may never be mocked that way. Never, ever. But ESPN/ABC currently defends Kimmel for his tasteless attacks on The First Lay Melania Trump and the Trump family.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:22 PM (N1DT3)
But I thought it was just for fun.
I see I was wrong, and I'm not so strong.
I should have known all along that time would tell ...
... that The Blade is FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: The Ladies of The View at May 07, 2026 02:23 PM (0sNs1)
And throttled in the crib any possible replacement for them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (9y9ek)
But I thought it was just for fun.
I see I was wrong, and I'm not so strong.
I should have known all along that time would tell ...
... that The Blade is FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:22 PM
Close! Would you like a cigar from one of our special humidors?
Posted by: The Ladies of The View at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (0sNs1)
It's pathetic. Just like him.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)
Barry might have given head to many snakes, but Valarie Jarrett tells him what to say.
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Y8DZL)
======
"I miss the days when Republicans killed women with cancer because of their venture capitalism."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (CAfza)
At least Ivan had the decency after it happened to acknowledge his role and to go through a psychotic break after deep reflection.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (z2QPc)
That's a terrible, boring name that inspires less interest and excitement than that trail of green snot that blows out of your nose when you have a sinus infection.
This is the best that Pissney could come up with? The mind boggles.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (0N4FZ)
Everyone thought he had the cutest hairstyle!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM (9y9ek)
The left has built such an impregnable bubble that they cannot imagine any other viewpoint but their own.
In the 90s, the ration of liberal to conservative professors on campus was about 3 to 1.
Massively lopsided, but with 1/4 of the professorate being conservative, liberals at least were exposed to conservative ideas and had to understand there was a debate.
The ratio is now 9 to 1 and many areas are 100 to 0. The people most harmed by this are the liberals, ironically. They don't realize that they are a minority and start pushing money-losing idea like "the future is female!".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)
I predict he'll rip off the Bandaid and come out of the closet. I mean, blaming TRUMP for his marital difficulties? What's next, Barack, your dick doesn't work because Trump sent out a mean tweet?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Big Fat Farma at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (duDs5)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (9y9ek)
______
Takes time to write the comment and by then someone else snuck ahead ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)
Barry's idea of a good Republican is the same as Gen Sheridan's idea of a good Indian.
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Y8DZL)
Translated from lies into truth.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: garrett
Given that he's flaming, we could call him a "Jug-Eared Fire Fuck."
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)
I love being lectured on science by someone who has never had a single science course in his entire miserable existence.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
________
Yea. These are all song lyrics, so if they suck it ain't my fault! Mostly 80s and 90s rock with some pop thrown in.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:29 PM (9y9ek)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:26 PM
Catchy! But I think I'll stick with Brown Eyed Girl. Do you remember when?
Posted by: Van Morrison at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (CWTWj)
Give names. Cities.
Give Mark something to think about in his copious free time.
Oh, I saw 'Hellraiser' yesterday! It was good. Not scary but amazing make-up and effects for 1987. Looking forward to more.
The scariest part of the movie was a nice guy marrying a cheating bitch. His college age daughter was hot. Great hair.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Its defacto a terrorist planning board
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Gaff at May 07, 2026 02:30 PM (EqzMw)
Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (2Ez/1)
There's not a whole lot of difference between shit and garbage, so "and" fits comfortably here.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)
No I think 2024 was the point.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (duDs5)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (0sNs1)
It's that none of them are man enough to come out and say it. It's all this fruitcake faggot game of footsie with the political violence they all believe in firmly.
I want to be like Wyatt Earp in Tombstone.
"I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY."
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 02:24 PM (9y9ek)
They make drugs for that now.
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (FpHTM)
I look forward to not paying to see this.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)
No I think 2024 was the point.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM
_____
If your meme raises questions, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (qFwJc)
So... Darth Obama who was once named Soetoro... gave instruction in the Dark Side, to his Apprentice...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)
We're tired of playing by different rules.
If the real rules supported by the Democrat-Media Complex say that it is understandable and even noble to agitate a movement's more excitable members to kill people the movement doesn't like, the countdown to the Republican embrace of this rule is officially ticking down.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:22 PM
Pretty soon, someone with nothing left to lose will start playing by the left's rules.
That is, of course, what they think they want because the left will use any excuse (especially lies!) to attack the right as violent.
But, like most of what the left wants, it won't work out the way they think it will.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)
"I SAID THROW DOWN, BOY."
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 02:32 PM
Yank that smokewagon and see what happens.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)
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As satisfying as that step will be, it isn't going to make any difference.
The left is a hivemind, and every single one of them is expendable to the cause. Literally any of them can stand up and proclaim the idiocy they feel they must believe in and they'll all fall in line. And they don't have any more sense of self preservation (insofar as understanding consequences goes) than Hamas or the (current) leadership of Iran.
Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (vSvIl)
If I went too far with that one, sorry, Ace.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: pookysgirl, noticing weird things as usual at May 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)
I understood him to be saying he wished the 2o24 Butler, PA assassination attempt would have succeeded.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2026 02:35 PM (wCQ1m)
But starving the beast is a pretty easy goal here, especially with such asshats like this destroying the value of the Disney IP for over half the country.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)
I look forward to not paying to see this.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (4NO2D)
Proof that Disney has NO clue about their audience?
That they are releasing this on May 22, NOT May the 4th...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:36 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 02:36 PM (diia5)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM (sDWtc)
First thing I ever saw him in was the live action Guyver movie.
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Sco7b)
No. He doesn't. He's just a sad, angry, mentally ill decrepit leftist fucksack who is still butthurt that his career was shit even after starring in three of the biggest movies of the 70s and early 80s.
Harrison Ford went on to be one of the biggest stars of the next 20 years.
Carrie Fischer would have had a much bigger career, but she couldn't keep off the drugs.
Hell, even Billy Dee in a small part became the epitome of cool and female attraction in the 1980s. Those Colt 45 commercials? Genius.
But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge shit. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (THrpv)
Why? It isn't as if Hollywood denies you their effluence.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)
NOBODY will be saying anything.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (YwEeS)
Hamill did not know what a picture of Trump in a grave meant.
Posted by: ...
He just came across it while walking on the beach.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Y8DZL)
You're very much underestimating the evil that is B Hussein Obama. Jarrett is a minion. Granted, a powerful one, but still just a minion.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (g8Ew8)
No. He doesn't. He's just a sad, angry, mentally ill decrepit leftist fucksack who is still butthurt that his career was shit even after starring in three of the biggest movies of the 70s and early 80s.
But Mark Hamill? His career took a yuge s***. He's still not over it. His endless TDS and ranting screams "look at me, I'm still here, pay attention to me!"
Yup. 90% of leftists can be explained as simple attention whores.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
But... but... surely his vast range of acting talents was proven by his performance in Corvette Summer!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mP0Kj)
I look forward to not paying to see this.
Posted by: toby928(c)
I got tired of the whole Star Wars thing more than 20 years ago.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (0Htd1)
yeah, the gag comes from a Spider-Man issue. The Daily Bugle, the most accurate fictional news organization ever created as it shows what the media actually is -- sensationalist and absurdly biased -- published a headline asking:
SPIDER-MAN:
THREAT
OR
MENACE?!
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (1wjle)
I love how we wake up on Twitter or whatever every day and are like "this is it now - this is really it - this is really really really it - the Left is crossing a line".
@happymcshit mcfaggotface trump2028 12377 says:
"Come on fellow conservatives! I mean, yesterday when it came out the Left wanted to harvest healthy babies for Satan and subsume their souls whilst pissing on statues of Jesus and yelling Allah Akbar while raping random commuters and setting fire to businesses for asking that people actually pay for goods instead of looting, and injecting everyone with random experimental poisons or firing them, that was one thing, but now - I mean - death threats on public figures?? Wake up Sheeple!!"
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)
Come on, Internet. Please deliver. I don't ask for much.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
As I posted in the last thread, Fisher and Ford moved on from Star Wars and had good careers (in Ford's case a fantastic one).
But Hamill never moved on, and never did anything of note apart from Star Wars. A few voices in cartoons, but that's it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (4NO2D)
Last movie I saw in a theatre was pre Covid... and it was...
The Sound of Music with Julie Andrews... old movie night at the local theatre.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (mP0Kj)
Remember when Rush Limbaugh was excoriated by the left for simply daring to say he hoped Barrack’s policies failed?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (NZIuw)
Posted by: Barney Fag, Close but not dead yet at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (mC7bQ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 07, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)
I agree, but I also get the point about wishing Crooks had succeeded. But why post this image in 2026 unless you're being lazy with your perpetual grudge?
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to see memes that take effort at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA)
And on the pedestal these words appear
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that collossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:34 PM
But not on Zoom. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (0sNs1)
THREAT
OR
MENACE?!
Posted by: ace
Ah, thanks. As a yuuuuuge Spider-Man as a yute, I shoulda picked up on that.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)
people always say "he voiced the Joker."
Yeah, in a cartoon. In the 90s.
And I'm not really counting "got some occasional voice acting work on a cartoon" as some huge achievement.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (1wjle)
"Uh... hi Harrison. I recorded some audio in a space... game and I was on my way to cut the ribbon at the new Micro-Center."
"Be seein' ya, Mark! Or not. I don't mingle with the plebs."
"Yeah fuck you too."
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (sDWtc)
I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forwards to seeing Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) as Achilles in the Odyssey.
BTW, when I Googled Ellen Page, it returns a page about Elliot Page. EABOD Google. When I require your approval, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)
THREAT
OR
MENACE?!
Posted by: ace
Ah, thanks. As a yuuuuuge Spider-Man as a yute, I shoulda picked up on that.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)
Wait.... you were a Spider-Man as a Yute?
Peter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (wvc0i)
The Sound of Music with Julie Andrews... old movie night at the local theatre.
Posted by: Romeo13
Last one I saw was right at the start of Covid, just before the lockdowns.
King Kong, 1933. TCM/Fathom Events presentation.
And Kong was genuinely scary on the big screen.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)
that can't possibly be true. (I hope.)
Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mP0Kj)
I finally watched that sometime last month. Holy shit was that ever bad, and was he ever awful in it.
Posted by: far cry at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (X+NGn)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (HBgiC)
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I assure hope that's just a typo. Oof.
Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (afFes)
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM
It worked for Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)
Leigh Brackett should have lived another year so she could have crafted a better script for The Empire Strikes Back, instead of the drek that got crapped out after she died.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)
Isnt Mark Hammill a big time Hollywood faggot who needed his anus reconstructed in 1984?
Or was that his face? Probably both.
How did he get the part of Luke anyway? Not many knew back then of the filthy depravity of Hollywood. Bryan Singer probably wasnt around discarding young boys like Mark.
And he sounded so gay in ESB and RTJ, definitely a bit like Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Reilly.
Rip Taylor, but a Jedi.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)
Someone needs to make a search engine that returns things like "[Birth Gender]'s parents hate [Birth Gender] and wishes they could take [Birth Gender] out behind the barn and pump [Birth Gender] full of shotgun slugs."
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (FpHTM)
Trump
Became billionaire
Elected president thrice
Made world safer, America stronger
Against all odds
Hamill
Voiced the Joker
Pretended to be a fag with a laser that goes wom wom
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (sDWtc)
I never get tired of reading it!
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 07, 2026 02:45 PM (tkAJl)
that can't possibly be true. (I hope.)
Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.
As of May 2026, reports are unconfirmed, but it is heavily rumored that Elliot Page is cast to play the ghost of Achilles in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. While Page is confirmed to have joined the film's cast, specific character details remain undisclosed.
Key Details on the Rumor
The Role: The rumor suggests Page will appear as the "ghost of Achilles" (or a shade) rather than the living warrior from The Iliad, fitting the narrative of The Odyssey where Odysseus encounters dead heroes.
I choose to believe it. TBF, there's a difference between Achilles, and the ghost of Achilles.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
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There was a time that this performance was not tolerated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (HBgiC)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)
He played the weaselly attorney in The House of Usher, and voiced The Joker.
I think he also had that heroin issue, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
Peter?
Posted by: Romeo13
Oops. "Spider-Man fan."
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)
Nope, Call Jonah Jameson! We unmasked Spider Man!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editors at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (0sNs1)
Yeah, in a cartoon. In the 90s.
And I'm not really counting "got some occasional voice acting work on a cartoon" as some huge achievement.
Posted by: ace
He was also a voice in Regular Show, this really strange cartoon that was on Cartoon Network in the aughts/teens that my son used to watch.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 07, 2026 02:47 PM (z2QPc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (gu0hJ)
Or was that his face? Probably both.
How did he get the part of Luke anyway? Not many knew back then of the filthy depravity of Hollywood.
IIRC, he got in a bad car wreck, and his face required extensive plastic surgery to regain even a semblance of the original. He was a really pretty young boy toy in the first movie. Afterwards, not so much.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Jon at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (woxlq)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)
Pitiful looking "man".. Did she do anything other than cut off her boobs and cut her hair ? Does she have a fake penis ? Do they even make them ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (duDs5)
What I loved about the early 70's was that all the aging actors from the 60's and 70's could find work doing bits and cameos in big budget disaster movies, like the directors had favors to pay back.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editors at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (0sNs1)
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Am I really the first to notice that?
Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (afFes)
youtube.com/watch?v=_H5wV_81TiA
Posted by: gp at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (N8ZBc)
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that collossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (qx7Zg)
Puhleeeze! You're trying to be way too profound. The only poem the left would understand is:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Obama sucks
And this building sucks too.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (gu0hJ)
I disagree with at least one part of this.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 02:49 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)
John Kass asks the question many of us have been asking ourselves: What if Republicans began agitating for the murder of Barack Obama like Barack Obama's cultists agitate for the murder of Trump?
Remember when a rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and they cancelled him for it?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:41 PM (1wjle)
He also couldn't stop voicing The Joker, as Hamell's "voice acting" as Skeletor in that gawd-awful He-Man remake directed by Kevin Smith sounded *very* similar to his Joker from BTAS.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (LviRI)
Posted by: RI Red at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (Edxq2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (duDs5)
Looks like she had her buccal fat removed from her face.
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (FpHTM)
I doubt Trump will survive his term. But if he does, that won't stop them, either. He'll be dodging hot lead for the rest of his life, however it ends.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2)
that can't possibly be true. (I hope.)
Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 02:43 PM (1wjle)
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It's odd because Nolan seems professional and reasonably based, if not in politics than at least in making movies.
Why would Nolan hire (or allow to be hired) a creepy weirdo with serious mental issues who almost surely would be needy and toxic on set?
It's not like there aren't 10 million other actors who would kill for the part.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)
Christopher Nolan does seem to be swinging for the Failure Fences with this one, though.
Travis Scott will play the role of the Greek poet Demodocus in Ithaca that will sing the story of Troy.
He will sing the story with trap music in the background, combined with Greek harp or lyre.
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (wCQ1m)
The Junta sent a group of federal agents who immediately shot the man.
Imagine if Trump did the same thing here with Hamill? But then again Hamill is an important celeb not an every guy in flyover country...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
One of my favorite all time movie scenes, is the Poker Tourney in the Mel Gibson Maverick Movie.
All Old Time Western Actors... most of whom were sidekicks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM
Brad Pitt should play the ghost.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (4NO2D)
Until then, he can f*ck right off.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (VEBh1)
The Role: The rumor suggests Page will appear as the "ghost of Achilles" (or a shade) rather than the living warrior from The Iliad, fitting the narrative of The Odyssey where Odysseus encounters dead heroes.
I choose to believe it. TBF, there's a difference between Achilles, and the ghost of Achilles.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)
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Remember, the Oscars has a requirement that certian minorities that have to appear in major/minor roles in order to be considered for any awards.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (Dw4s+)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)
He's still pissed off that George Takei turned him down.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (qx7Zg)
one is a hero, and the other is a tranny
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 02:53 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)
So, yer sayin his shit talking may just be a natural consequence of that surgery?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (mP0Kj)
She can play a mousey technical expert.
But the greatest warrior in greek history? Uh....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
He was involved in a car accident after Star Wars in 1977. Scarred his face pretty bad. Lost his looks I guess. I still cannot stand him but Hollywood did not want banged up starlets.
Posted by: Obama at May 07, 2026 02:55 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 02:55 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Obama
That's when you suck it up and take to playing heavies or being a character actor. Scars can enhance those kind of roles.
Sock fail, BTW.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)
She can play a mousey technical expert.
But the greatest warrior in greek history? Uh....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
__________________
"Fuck you!"
-- Diomedes
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (wCQ1m)
Pitt was a good fit in that he was good looking, big enough for the role, and while he has gotten better at acting he was good enough at the time.
Who would you pick today for a young male action star?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2026 02:52 PM (4KUe5)
Ari Shaffir in his recent spot on Joe Rogan pointed out that when he had a comedy series he got told he had to go for diversity, and then the Suits handed him a short list of acceptable minorities the Suits knew so he could hire them.
Nolan might be in the same predicament without Shaffir's lack of concern over saying things like "f___ off"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)
Opening soon.
Be sure to ask the tour guides about his writings fantasizing about having sex with men everyday.
Also, mention that the place cost over $800 million, the Board of Directors are making a busload of cash and everyone working there must be raking in the dough. The volunteers will love that.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
That little chippie that Agamemnon took away from him probably cut if off, on Agamemnon's order.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (xT61F)
-- Diomedes
AI Overview Diomedes is a premier Greek hero in Homer’s Iliad, renowned as the King of Argos and a formidable warrior second only to Achilles.
I mean its on the internet it must be true
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)
Pitt was a good fit in that he was good looking, big enough for the role, and while he has gotten better at acting he was good enough at the time.
Who would you pick today for a young male action star?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
Pedro Pascal, of course!
*Looks up Pascal's age*.
51...well, 50 is the new thirty, right?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (LviRI)
Tenet was incredibly bad.
Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.
You can't understand a single word anyone says.
Stupid stupid stupid.
You watch, the Odyssey will be a girl-boss movie.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
I don't think they have many trannies in there, unless Alcibiades counts
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ
Lance Henrickson had a pretty good career.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (TezPK)
He cut off Athen's hermes, not his own
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched
There was discussion of otters and scallops.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
"By the way, tickets for obama's library of doom are $30 US."
How much is parking? 250?
Will the Jawas come out and dismantle your car when you are inside worshipping Obama?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:00 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 03:01 PM (2WIwB)
Did Barky or one of Joe's handlers slip that into Slow Joe's speech?
Posted by: Rex B at May 07, 2026 03:01 PM (U8Tue)
The last movie I saw of Nolan's before Tenet was The Dark Night Rises and aside from the Bane voice, that movie aged like milk. Then again, The Dark Knight did not age well either.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (LviRI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
also, Oppenheimer sucked. Im just going to say it.
The story of the bomb was put in the background so they could have a stupid character study with that robotic guy and Morton Downey Jr.
You could read the Richard Rhodes book and see how much more interesting the science was, the movie glossed over all of it.
Such a missed opportunity.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (et1vG)
I went to the theater to watch Episode 1
Gay as fuck
Never returned
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 07, 2026 03:03 PM (61TgR)
Tenet was incredibly bad.
Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.
You can't understand a single word anyone says.
Stupid stupid stupid.
You watch, the Odyssey will be a girl-boss movie.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
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Well, the screenplay is based of a recent translation (2017?) of the greek text by a third-wave feminist
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:03 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (HdYcL)
Achilles "transgendered" in the afterlife?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ
Lance Henrickson had a pretty good career.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (Sco7b)
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Lance was a good character actor and had a knack for choosing roles that he was a good fit for.
Hamill was just a pretty boy who couldn't act and was completely overshadowed by Harrison Ford in every scene they were in.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sDWtc)
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It was 3 days ago.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:05 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: epador at May 07, 2026 03:05 PM (Ha1hQ)
Even if it's only Maximum Lawfare ...
Make The Process Is The Punishment Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (lR5Ug)
It portrayed him as someone suffering from PTSD after losing his crew on the way home that still has to deal with the mess at home, which is a new take but not an unreasonable one
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)
I must have missed the fourth.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sDWtc)
Technically, Ernest Goes To Degobah is not considered canon.
Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (wCQ1m)
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2026 02:38 PM (wvc0i)
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I'm thinking if Lee Marvin were alive he'd of wished he had used real bullets in The Big Red One.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:42 PM
Pitiful looking "man".. Did she do anything other than cut off her boobs and cut her hair ? Does she have a fake penis ? Do they even make them ?
Posted by: It's me donna
Is she not committed enough to take testosterone? There was a he/she on Judge Judy this morning who was much more masculine looking.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (ckF4Q)
Tenet was incredibly bad.
Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.
You can't understand a single word anyone says.
Stupid stupid stupid.
You watch, the Odyssey will be a girl-boss movie.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
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Well, the screenplay is based of a recent translation (2017?) of the greek text by a third-wave feminist
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:03 PM (cWLG3)
There is Young Washington coming out the week before, so no need to go to the Odyssey...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (tOcjL)
I was very disappointed in Dunkirk. Interstellar was interesting to watch, but otherwise meh. The Dark knight Rises was an incoherent mess. Haven't seen Oppenheimer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Ran mad, slaughtered a bunch of sheep thinking they were enemy soldiers, recovered his senses, killed himself out of embarrassment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)
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If also extremely short in stature, probably.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (cWLG3)
Achilles was just a whiny, vengeful prick.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
It portrayed him as someone suffering from PTSD after losing his crew on the way home that still has to deal with the mess at home, which is a new take but not an unreasonable one
Posted by: 18-1
I enjoyed that movie too. Juliette Binoche was very good as Penelope.
Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (jGJov)
Tenet was incredibly bad.
Spend all that money then mix the soundtrack LOUDER than the dialogue.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 07, 2026 02:59 PM (et1vG)
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There was some discussion on here a while back about this phenomenon, and IIRC it's because modern movies are mixed for their eventual release to home audiences, not for theater viewing. Most people don't have true home theaters with big side channel speakers, so they boost everything that is mapped to those to make it audible at home, thus when in a theater that has a proper sound system those channels completely overwhelm everything else.
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
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Ran mad, slaughtered a bunch of sheep thinking they were enemy soldiers, recovered his senses, killed himself out of embarrassment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xvhJH)
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Grease is the word!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: gp at May 07, 2026 03:08 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:07 PM (cWLG3)
the character is kneeling
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
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I wrote a paper in college almost 40 years ago with the same premise. The TA gave me a C. The head of the English Department adjusted it to an A. He said he thought it was an interesting viewpoint.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (YwEeS)
The game fell apart after about three setpieces and the novel was kind of a joke, but Joel McNeely's soundtrack was ace.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:09 PM (sDWtc)
I guess that's all ok now.
Also I see the CIA leakers are back judging by some headlines.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF
I thought that was Bounty, the quicker picker upper?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Look up recent photos of Paul McCartney. Hamill and McCartney would make a fine lesbian couple.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:11 PM (jGJov)
It's the more interesting work of the two, IMHO, but, for some reason I just am never able to see it through to the end.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
You and yours destroyed the old rules.
We no longer care about you and yours either.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (MtSIY)
Pass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2026 03:10 PM (0Htd1)
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Now that y'all mention it...why are all these lefty dudes aging into desiccated old lesbians? Hell even The Rock looked like he's transitioning at the Met gala.
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:13 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:13 PM (MtSIY)
I'm trying to figure out how much I would need to get paid to go into obama's.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: XTC
I hear the arugula in the cafeteria is to die for.
Also, the dog fritters.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
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Might be cool if it has stairs and doors that lead to nowhere, like the Winchester House.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (4NO2D)
Barry's Castle of Doom?
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
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Looks like a place that always has a thunderhead with lightning over it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL)
I'm trying to figure out how much I would need to get paid to go into obama's.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)
You might want to make sure to take PrEP first if you're gonna go in there.
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)
I can tell you're hard up but there has to be something you can do short of working a glory hole dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)
The interesting example of this is Vance Boelter. The left claims, falsely, he was some right wing terrorist but it appears no one really cared.
Now, there is a problem here too because Boelter claims Walz told him to do it and he killed Walz's primary opponent in the state Dem party.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL)
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The Tiergarten Flak Tower, but without the charm.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (LHPAg)
Ajax - Grease's greatest fighter
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
I get the joke, and I'll leave it to BEN ROETHLISBERGER to explain it. I only recall the 60's "Stronger than dirt" campaign, which was sort of referenced in a famous Doors hit....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM (D0HYP)
Mark Hamill needs to be arrested and made an example of.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM (deNAM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 03:16 PM (2sfNr)
Men lose testosterone as they age. Testosterone levels are also declining in general in the civilized world.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (fV4Kz)
I'm sure the Bulwark gimps are rolling around naked in transcripts of that Obama interview:
"oh our Dear Chocolate Jesus, please bless us with more of your divine wisdom!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (MtSIY)
Chicago school field trips
it'll keep them from shooting each other for a few hours
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM
Put in an iron coffin, with spikes on the inside.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
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"Castle of Doom" is too interesting for Barry's library. I still can't believe someone designed and approved that building. Looks like a giant Transformer that takes the form of the head of a dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
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Chris Matthews, noted heterosexual sex machine dripping with animal magnetism.
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 07, 2026 03:17 PM
Put in an iron coffin, with spikes on the inside.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
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Followed by a trebuchet vault into an awaiting wood chipper.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (lR5Ug)
Isn't there some sort of (illegal) diversity discount?
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:20 PM (fV4Kz)
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Yeah, all the right wing fanatics leave a stack of handwritten No Kings flyers in their cars during their assassinations, to throw the media off their scent.
*rolls eyes*
Nobody cared because nobody ever heard about it again after the moment the media figured out that it was yet another Leftist gunman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 03:20 PM (BI5O2)
Barry's Castle of Doom?
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
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Looks like a place that always has a thunderhead with lightning over it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL)
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The whole building is a huge superconductive antenna that was designed and built for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating
spiritual turbulence!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 03:20 PM (up7m8)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 07, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
You must be daft. Pre write 10-20 of them and then copy and paste them on the blog.
Posted by: anon2020 at May 07, 2026 03:20 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (wCQ1m)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (9y9ek)
Will there be merchants out front selling pebbles they can throw as they denounce the satan Trump?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (MtSIY)
Posted by: ballistic
Is that miserable fat fvck still around?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (aVl3I)
Posted by: The Chef at May 07, 2026 03:22 PM (oftw2)
spiritual turbulence!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026
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Lemme guess . . . Obama worshipers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2026 03:22 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:22 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: Hark, Mammal! at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (wCQ1m)
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:22 PM (sDWtc)
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Chris Matthews, noted heterosexual sex machine dripping with animal magnetism.
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)
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* Cue "B.B. King's "The Thrill Is Gone" *
You know I'm free, free now, baby
I'm free from your spell
I'm free, free, free now
I'm free from your spell
And now that it's all over
All I can do is wish you hell
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:22 PM (lR5Ug)
Shadows was a full-blown "let's do everything we'd normally do for a movie - merchandising, novels, tie-ins, etc. - without actually doing a movie." In hindsight it was a dry-run of the prequel plan in the same way that the Special Editions were dry runs for the kinds of sequences George was planning for those films.
The game is rough to go back to today, but the best thing about it is that it inspired the creation of the Rogue Squadron games. The second one, which is sadly still locked to the GameCube, is one of the greatest Star Wars games of all time.
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at May 07, 2026 03:22 PM (tkAJl)
IIRC, he got in a bad car wreck, and his face required extensive plastic surgery to regain even a semblance of the original. He was a really pretty young boy toy in the first movie. Afterwards, not so much.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)
The Alien Yeti Psychopath scene on Hoth in Empire Strikes Back was written into the film to explain the scars on his face, as I recall.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (oqH4h)
will we get Michelle's collidge thesis? maybe with animatronics
Posted by: gKWVE
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We got her senior essay, essentially an annotated diary about Being Black at Princeton.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (fV4Kz)
The Trump administration is now looking to restart the operation to guide commercial ships with naval and air support that it had paused after 36 hours this week. It isn’t clear when that could happen though Pentagon officials gave a timeline of as early as this week.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (HBgiC)
In Hitchcock, TX there's an abandoned WWII Coast Guard base with huge concrete towers for blimps to anchor. The towers remain, overlooking the dilapidated site. That's what Barry's Castle of Doom looks like.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (HdYcL)
It probably ruins the aesthetic of the whole park too with how sharply it contrasts with the Griffin Museum and the Japanese Garden right next to it.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 07, 2026 03:24 PM (deNAM)
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I thought it was David Brooks, the model for sensible centrist intellectual conservatism, presentable for mainstream media, that creamed his slacks over Obama's pressed pants.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 03:24 PM (up7m8)
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)
Will there be merchants out front selling pebbles they can throw as they denounce the satan Trump?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 03:21 PM (MtSIY)
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I thought they'd be selling and throwing shoes at The Great Satan ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:25 PM (lR5Ug)
I live in a leftard hellhole and noticed a few years back that whenever I saw a black person flyered somewhere to come speak about an issue, the issue was always them being black.
Once you see it....
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:25 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:25 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: Zombie Army Archerd at May 07, 2026 03:25 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 03:24 PM (up7m
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I stand corrected! But wasn't Matthews the one Brooks said it to or am I completely mis-remembering it?
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:26 PM (oqH4h)
Obama's choice of such a brutalist design for his library is the perfect summnation of his legacy.
___________
"Fuck you, America."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2026 03:26 PM (HdYcL)
Men lose testosterone as they age. Testosterone levels are also declining in general in the civilized world.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:18 PM (fV4Kz)
I actually think the SCIENCE may be flawed. Like so much of it is.
Porn is everywhere. When are men measured? Are they told not to masturbate for peace. Etc...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:26 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 03:24 PM (up7m
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Yeah, Brooks swooned over the crease in Obama's ass.
Matthews ejaculated after the thrill up his leg from Chocolate Jesus.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:27 PM (lR5Ug)
Chris Matthews got one.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:26 PM (fV4Kz)
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lmao
Brilliant -- and stolen!
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:27 PM (lR5Ug)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 03:28 PM (sDWtc)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)
Masturbation can screw the levels up over time but not once. It does affect PSA tests I believe. But this is off the top of my head and don't forget I am dumb.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 03:28 PM (fV4Kz)
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 03:28 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2026 03:29 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 03:30 PM (gu0hJ)
The Trump administration is now looking to restart the operation to guide commercial ships with naval and air support that it had paused after 36 hours this week. It isn’t clear when that could happen though Pentagon officials gave a timeline of as early as this week.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 03:23 PM (HBgiC)
First good news of the day! Looks like the Saudi's had to hold Trump's feet to the fire to get him to reconsider.
Their terms are simple; if Iran attacks us again, you WILL retaliate militarily.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2026 03:30 PM (rGqqI)
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There are some who still push the idea that JFK was killed by a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 07, 2026 03:31 PM (TDkIk)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at May 07, 2026 03:31 PM (2UnvF)
---The Air Force announced today that the B-1B, serial 86-0115, formerly named Rage, had departed Tinker Air Force Base, Oklahoma
...our experiences in Iran lately have reminded us that there's still a role for something capable of carrying a big bombload while being, not stealthy, but faster than a scalded cat with its tail on fire.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2026 03:31 PM (HBgiC)
Posted by: Yoda at May 07, 2026 03:31 PM (Gm01+)
. Poor Diet (diets high in processed foods and sugars contribute to insulin resistance and nutrient deficiencies like zinc& vitamin D, hindering testosterone synthesis;
. Rising Obesity and Metabolic Health Issues (excess body fat converts testosterone into estrogen);
. Reduced Physical Activity and Sedentary Lifestyles (including chronic sleep deprivation, with high stress -- which leads to elevated cortisol and significantly suppressed testosterone production); and
. Environmental and Chemical Exposure (increased exposure to endocrine-disrupting chemicals -- such as BPA and phthalates in plastics and pesticides -- that interfere with hormone regulation.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 03:36 PM (lR5Ug)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2026 03:36 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: epador at May 07, 2026 03:41 PM (Ha1hQ)
We are bad people. So, whatever they say about us is fully justified, even when it is lies. Because we are bad.
That sounds like a joke, but it isn't - this is exactly how they think.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 07, 2026 03:42 PM (k8xm0)
doublemint rhino > spearmint rhino
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 03:43 PM (oY6Yp)
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