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ICE Arrests Illegal Alien Child Predators Working as Staff Around Children on a Disney Cruise Ship
Plus: Seattle's Woke Wallflower Communist Mayor Exceeds Even My High Expectations for Excellence

Well, it is the Disney Groomer Corporation so I understand why they felt they were welcomed to hunt for prey on the ship.

A group of alleged child predators were arrested after they'd been working around children and families aboard a Disney cruise.

They were apprehended by the same immigration agents Democrats want to defund.

KNSD reported Wednesday that a Disney cruise docked in San Diego after a trip with stops in Ensenada, Baja California, as well as Catalina Island, where federal agents took several employees into custody.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman Sandra Grisolia released a statement about the raid:

"On April 28, HSI San Diego arrested twenty-three crewmembers from multiple cruise ships at the Port of San Diego as part of Operation Tidal Wave. The arrests targeted individuals suspected of involvement with Child Sexual Abuse Material (CSAM), based on information received from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children."

"The arrestees were transported to Los Angeles for processing, and their visas were revoked," the ICE spokeswoman continued.

The New York Post clarified that it's unclear which other ships from companies outside of Disney may have been involved.

Dharmi Mehta, a passenger on a Disney cruise, said that witnessing the arrests was "really unsettling."

...

Benjamin Prado from Union del Barrio stated, "This is not an isolated incident," adding, "In fact, it has become a growing pattern, not only here in San Diego but throughout this country.

In related news, two Cultural Enrichment Officers, one probably (according to the communist med) a doctor curing cancer and the other most likely an engineer who's about to create unlimited energy out of Love, savagely attacked an elderly man in Seattle, currently governed by yet another Woke Wallflower Communist Democrat.

Note that one of the Cultural Enrichment Officers was actually arrested on another assault charge that night -- and was, of course, immediately released without bail. He's now in the wind.

Oh, and he's a Somali. Which might mean he's here legally.

Both men were ID'd thanks to surveillance cameras posted in high-crime areas.

The Woke Wallflower Communist opposes these cameras because, she fears, ICE could "take control" of the cameras and use them to spot dangerous criminal illegal aliens.

Such as the Cultural Enrichment Officers who just curb-stomped a 77-year-old man for literally no reason except their demonic racism and lust to hurt people of other races.


This dishrag dirtbag, who never worked a day in her life because she's a Trust Fund C**t, had her aide stop an interview when the White Man viciously asked her about her policy on surveillance cameras. "Stay on topic," the White Man (spit!) was ordered. "The topic" being the things this squalid unfuckable wanted to talk about.

Even the left-wing media is pointing out that she seems unfit to govern as she's incapable of answering questions:

Meanwhile, two days ago, a little girl was raped at a Seattle bus stop by a homeless man seen moments before shitting in the street.

This Cultural Enrichment Officer was also caught on camera.

It's Thursday! One of the best days of the week because it spoons up with Friday.

In crow news: I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.

I'll let you know if the thing is worth the thirteen buck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM




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1 First

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 12:14 PM (IlL6s)

2 howdy

Posted by: doug at May 07, 2026 12:15 PM (Hy+R4)

3 The New York Post clarified that it's unclear

Peak journalism? Or just bad writing?

Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2026 12:15 PM (h5D0I)

4 It's amazing people see this and vote FOR the side defending it.

When the human divide gets that far apart, it's better if they're dead.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)

5 I wish I could be surprised.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

6 n crow news: I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.



==

Careful, ace. The crow may be inspired to mate with you.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)

7 Rape cruise. It's the Disney way.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:18 PM (abIsI)

8 Notified the rantees.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 07, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

9 A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.

I'll let you know if the thing is worth the thirteen buck.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM

ace is displaying almost the same enthusiasm for corvids that he displays for the French.

We need to import a French crow. Tack on a jaunty beret. A Gay French Crow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

10 It's amazing people see this and vote FOR the side defending it.


Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)

I'm not really sure how many people even see it. Rachel Maddow isn't going to talk about it. Neither is Tapper. Nor will John Karl.

NONE of this makes 'the news.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:20 PM (iNUL3)

11 "Someone matching the suspect's description was found defecating in the street, suggesting he is homeless"

Really? That's quite an assumption seeing as it's Seattle and all. Could've been just about anyone given the current condition of the Emerald City and surrounding area.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at May 07, 2026 12:20 PM (Iwv3U)

12 Ace in two months: We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. But when that light hits the sky, it's not just a call... It's a warning. To them. Fear... is a tool.
They think I'm hiding in the shadows...
But I am the shadows.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (diia5)

13 Willowed:

And BTW, how is the tutoring going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm still in training, shadowing experienced tutors. I shadowed one from 5-6:30 yesterday evening, and I've got some more shadowings scheduled for the weekend.

There is a LOT of information to absorb, as this company has a very structured approach regarding curriculum, format, etc. To say nothing of the software it uses. But, I'm tentatively giving myself until the end of May to start actually tutoring solo.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (77rzZ)

14 What kind of an idiot takes a Disney cruise?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (mC7bQ)

15 When are these idiots going to wake up? What's it going to take?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (/jglT)

16 befriend a crow

Dewey or Daryl?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (D0HYP)

17 No bubble wands. Amateurs.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (abIsI)

18 n crow news: I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.
==
Careful, ace. The crow may be inspired to mate with you.

I sure hope it doesn't also call ostriches.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

19 "Seattle Socialist Mayor"

Suggested : "Seattle Socialist Sixhead Mayor".

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (FpHTM)

20 So turkeys are afraid of crows? Why?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

21 "I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped."

My pop is really good at making those turkey callers work. He can stand on the porch and start it up, and you can hear the turkey's faint answer. For some reason, it cracks me up.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (k9OZB)

22 I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13

**********

Have you gone stark raven mad?

Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (I0N4X)

23 15 When are these idiots going to wake up? What's it going to take?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (/jglT)

These idiots want Muslims to beat and kill the citizenry.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (FpHTM)

24 Voted for this!!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (N730g)

25 So turkeys are afraid of crows? Why?

==

Because turkeys can't fly ?

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)

26 "Seattle Socialist Mayor"

Suggested : "Seattle Socialist Sixhead Mayor".

It is incorrect to assert that this woman ignores reality. No, she actively confronts and attacks it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

27 Dharmi Mehta, a passenger on a Disney cruise, said that witnessing the arrests was "really unsettling."

Unsettling to realize that those nice folks were actually child predators, or unsettling because of the Scary Bad Men With Guns and ICE on their bulletproof vests?

Don't answer that. I'm sure I know the answer.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 07, 2026 12:23 PM (uY1j2)

28 18 n crow news: I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow."

Ace you better hope it doesn't attract turkeys'.. A nastier bird doesn't exist

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 12:23 PM (FtULh)

29 My guess would be that usually where there is one crow, there are about 20 of his buddies within ear shot. They are also faster and more agile than a turkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

30 Mayor Wilson crosses way over the line of plain, into homely. Her looks don't have anything to do with her defective brain, though. She might have been a resident in a State Hospital 60 years ago. Now they are running the Asylum.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (oftw2)

31 "befriend a crow."

I try to befriend crows with a 22LR.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (abIsI)

32 >>>Suggested : "Seattle Socialist Sixhead Mayor".

oh yeah, bitch got a dome bigger than Lumen Field.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)

33 Gives new meaning to 'Steamboat Willie'.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (lQgN/)

34
Because turkeys can't fly ?
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3

Au Contraire... They can fly... Just not very well and only do when they have to

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (FtULh)

35 Crows are mean bastards. You should see what they do to owls when they happen upon them in the daytime.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 12:25 PM (IlL6s)

36 >>> Ace you better hope it doesn't attract turkeys'.. A nastier bird doesn't exist

nope it scares them.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

37 The Seattle Mayor is indeed unfortunate looking. Pathologies often do have physical manifestations.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Gqar8)

38 Interesting crow fact: Crows will never go to their nests during daylight, only after the sun sets. Sneaky bastards they are.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:25 PM (abIsI)

39 Oh, and he's a Somali. Which might mean he's here legally.

--------------

No Somali is Illegal on Stolen Land!

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (lR5Ug)

40
Over the last year or so, several crows have moved into our neighborhood.

I'm pretty sure it's becuz some necromancer moved in,

or perhaps a cannibal and the crows feed on the leftovers.

My main suspect is the bald guy who wears black socks with sandals while walking his chihuahua several times a day. That seems pretty demonic.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (iJfKG)

41 >>>35 Crows are mean bastards. You should see what they do to owls when they happen upon them in the daytime.

yeah i know, they eat the eggs of little birds which makes me sad, but it's the animal kingdom, they're all animals over there

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

42 36 >>> Ace you better hope it doesn't attract turkeys'.. A nastier bird doesn't exist

nope it scares them.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)
Yeah, but the nastiest bird crown goes to Canada Geese.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Gqar8)

43 Those crow callers double as cassowary callers. You might be in deep shit.

Posted by: Ripped From The Headlines at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (oftw2)

44 Ah, I see ace's plan now!

He wants to be Rod Taylor in the Birds. Because with the birds comes peak Suzanne Pleshette.

Crafty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

45 What kind of an idiot takes a Disney cruise?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza

I sure wouldn't.

The worst would be a TCM cruise (which are on Disney vessels). Trapped on a floating Wuhan lab with a bunch of movie nerds. Yech.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

46 Because turkeys can't fly ?
Posted by: runner

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (lQgN/)

47 26 It is incorrect to assert that this woman ignores reality. No, she actively confronts and attacks it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

I didn't say she ignored reality.

I said she has a sixhead.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (FpHTM)

48 Gives new meaning to 'Steamboat Willie'.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (lQgN/)

Hahahaha...now that's good, real good.

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Mr. Fremont at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (mC7bQ)

49 Disney employing child predator's: Policy, not oversight.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

50 Yeah, but the nastiest bird crown goes to Canada Geese.
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Gqar

This. Waddling, territorial crap factories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

51 Washington just became the first state to liquidate a public employee pension fund that largely served police and fireman. The fund wasn’t in any trouble, in fact it was funded at 160% of obligations and hadn’t required any fiscal intervention. It was on track to be 200% funded in a few years with a $4.3 billion surplus.

What it represented was a big pot of money which the legislature could steal to plug fiscal holes they created and carry out their political wish list.

No public hearing. Non fanfare. Every Democrat and the governor approved it

This is what happens when you constantly elect one party to office, especially after they’ve gone full communist.

Obama just called Mamdani the Democrat Parties North Star. They’re coming for you, your family, your property, your Bill of Rights and in places like NY, your life.

They have a plan. Believe them.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2026 12:28 PM (vj4lu)

52 Obama says he misses when Republicans were about the "rule of law".

I don't normally care what any of them say because all they do is lie with scripted focus grouped mindfuck and now probably AI generated bullshit, but I quote this one only to make sure you know they are still laughing at us. That is all they do. The whole point of this particular mockery is to rub how lawless they are in our faces.

Carry on.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:28 PM (fV4Kz)

53 I think it's only domestic turkeys that can't fly.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

54 The Seattle Mayor is indeed unfortunate looking. Pathologies often do have physical manifestations.
Posted by: tubal
_________

She looks like that crazy chick on the Georgia grand jury that went after Trump.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2026 12:28 PM (XvL8K)

55 Wild turkeys, which abound here, fly exceedingly well for short distances. Of course they are the ones not born with " Butterball" or " Jennie - O" imprinted on them so there's that.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar8)

56 Does she pluck her eyebrows, or do they just naturally come that way?

Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (I0N4X)

57 My main suspect is the bald guy who wears black socks with sandals while walking his chihuahua several times a day. That seems pretty demonic.
Posted by: naturalfake

Get your neighbors together, banish black socks guy, take his dog to a kill shelter, and burn his house down.

Posted by: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (oftw2)

58 In crow news: I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.

i'm starting to suspect that crows have something like the bacteria in cat feces that makes you like cats.

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (oY6Yp)

59 >>>Washington just became the first state to liquidate a public employee pension fund that largely served police and fireman. The fund wasn’t in any trouble, in fact it was funded at 160% of obligations and hadn’t required any fiscal intervention. It was on track to be 200% funded in a few years with a $4.3 billion surplus.
What it represented was a big pot of money which the legislature could steal to plug fiscal holes they created and carry out their political wish list.
No public hearing. Non fanfare. Every Democrat and the governor approved it
This is what happens when you constantly elect one party to office, especially after they’ve gone full communist.

oh wow.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

60 Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson gets a hard reality check from KOMO, as her Marxist behavior towards both the media and businesses turns into national embarrassment for the city.

---------

Embarrassment? This is a résumé enhancer for The Democrat-Commies.

She's now on the short-list of 2028 Dem POTUS nominees, especially if she comes out of the closet as a male tranny ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (lR5Ug)

61 The Party of Plunder!!!

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

62 The Seattle story makes me think of all the times I've had to explain to people in the less crazy parts of Oregon that cities like Portland could have roving bands of cannibals and a river of sewage flowing down Burnside Street, and still they'd vote Dem because they cannot be a "bad person" and vote for anyone who isn't a cultural Maoist.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at May 07, 2026 12:30 PM (9zmAy)

63 Hey little thing let me light your candle....

Posted by: The Crows at May 07, 2026 12:30 PM (fV4Kz)

64 53 I think it's only domestic turkeys that can't fly.

ah. so immigrant turkeys doing the things domestic turkeys don't want to do. i see.

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 12:30 PM (oY6Yp)

65 Maybe Seinfeld's Uncle Leo could draw them back on with a Sharpie...

Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (I0N4X)

66 Spoons up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (Cqx++)

67 50 Yeah, but the nastiest bird crown goes to Canada Geese.
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Gqar

This. Waddling, territorial crap factories.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

We have a huge amount of turkeys around here.. The damned things stand in the road and won't move and their poop is huge and smelly and if they are in your yard they will chase you.. So enough about the homeless rabble , the birds are bad too...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (FtULh)

68 >> oh wow.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

https://tinyurl.com/4sjddbm3

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (vj4lu)

69 All the more reason to motivate me to VOTE.
Democrats take over and they WILL abolish ICE.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

70 Seattle is out-Portlanding Portland.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

71 Sock fail at 62, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

72 oh wow.
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

Yeah, it is an interesting story.

https://instapundit.com/795193/

Insty link to the tweet explaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

73 I've had red winged blackbirds attack my head because a park bench was too close to his nest.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2026 12:32 PM (G0vdT)

74
The Seattle Mayor is indeed unfortunate looking. Pathologies often do have physical manifestations.
Posted by: tubal

She looks like she opened the Ark of the Covenant and had her face collapsed together sideways like that Nazi in the movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2026 12:32 PM (iJfKG)

75 All the more reason to motivate me to VOTE.
Democrats take over and they WILL abolish ICE.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

Far more likely they will put them in face coverings and use them to harass taxpaying citizens.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:32 PM (fV4Kz)

76 How many Disney corp's executives were arrested for hiring illegal criminal invaders?

AERO?!?!

The deuce you say.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)

77 61 The Party of Plunder!!!
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

You see, the real problem with money is that the Demoncrat Party doesn't have ALL of it.

At least, according to the Demoncrats.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:33 PM (FpHTM)

78 When did the rise of the Twin Northwest Shitholes start? What was the major malfunction that set it iff?

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

79 Off, Somali sock!

Posted by: PabloD at May 07, 2026 12:33 PM (9zmAy)

80 69 All the more reason to motivate me to VOTE.
Democrats take over and they WILL abolish ICE.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

More likely to subvert it back to what it did under Biden: usher the immigrants in and funnel them to red areas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

81 Robo-Crow. It can't be stopped, it can't be reasoned with, it's a stone killer!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 12:33 PM (utfVc)

82
So the visas were revoked based on suspicion of CSAM, not convictions. Heh, players might think they can mess around in the US legal system indefinitely, but it turns out standards are different for visas.

The denaturalizations will be glorious.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (n7rxJ)

83 Mayor Wilson crosses way over the line of plain, into homely.

-
Uh, Miss Vermont.

https://tinyurl.com/3x7y84vp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (ndZc7)

84 So are all awful AWFLs have fetal alcohol syndrome?

I mean look at that forehe... I mean fivehead on that bitch.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (xvV+O)

85 The mayor's bulbous head might explain her affinity for Somalians.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (2UnvF)

86 There are a couple of crows walking around my driveway. Perhaps I should befriend them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (xvhJH)

87 Trump is the only Republican that has any kind Republican coattaiails. It just tells how impotent the old line GOP is.

Posted by: mrally at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (+ZHEV)

88 The Seattle Mayor is indeed unfortunate looking. Pathologies often do have physical manifestations.

Posted by: tubal

Here comes Fen to remind you that some men are also unfortunate looking.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iNUL3)

89 A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.

------------

Everybody's doin' a brand new dance, now
(Come on, baby, do the Crow-Call-Motion)

I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on, baby, do the Crow-Call-Motion)

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (lR5Ug)

90 >>Have you gone stark raven mad?
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 12:22 PM (I0N4X)

Respectful edit: stark raven magpie?

Posted by: Nazdar at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (NcvvS)

91 Shitting in the street is common in third world countries, if the country happens to have streets. Guess that makes us...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (QaH55)

92 Uh, Miss Vermont.

https://tinyurl.com/3x7y84vp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (ndZc7)

It's a trap

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (fV4Kz)

93 What kind of an idiot takes a Disney cruise?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 07, 2026 12:21 PM (mC7bQ)

You'd have to be fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (utfVc)

94 OT: I just tried kefir, creatine and matcha mixed.

It actually worked really well. The Kefir texture masked the grittiness of the creatine and the flavor masked the taste of the matcha.

Win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

95 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iNUL3)

I don't need to. You just did. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 12:36 PM (Nx5jP)

96 For good measure you should get a distressed rabbit call to go along with the crow caller ace. Though it's used to call in coyotes you'll definitely get birds of prey that'll show up if you use it. Your neighbors will absolutely love it too.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 12:36 PM (IlL6s)

97 31 "befriend a crow."

I try to befriend crows with a 22LR.

i plugged sixteen shells from a 30-06
and the black crow snuck through a hole in the sky

Posted by: tom waits at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (oY6Yp)

98 Careful, ace.

You're trying to befriend a bird that gathers in groups called a murder...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

99 For the life of me I can’t understand how people hand wave off potential control of the House by Democrats. It’s the camels nose under the tent strategy they have used everywhere. They have over performed in just about every special election. They did it again on the redistricting measure in Virginia.

People need to get out and vote because your future will be like the state of Washington, NY and Virginia if you don’t.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (vj4lu)

100 92 Uh, Miss Vermont.

https://tinyurl.com/3x7y84vp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (ndZc7)

It's a trap
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (fV4Kz)

Indeed. Not all Ackbar links are labeled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

101 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

Are you trying to become the world's trendiest person because we already have one of those

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (fV4Kz)

102 Seattle news is an endless source of schadenfreude.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

103 The left has turned against these cameras and police body cameras because they confirm that the people we think commit most of the crime do in fact commit most of the crime. Their fantasy that it was all racism to blame for high crime rates has been proven false.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

104 Afternoon Ace.
I'm embarrassed to say that Seattle's incompetent Marxist theater kid Mayor is an upstate NYer, born and raised in Binghamton, by college professor parents. It's good to see the news media in Seattle somewhat doing their jobs. Maybe they should be told that in Marxist countries the media is very soon after the takeover lined up and shot. Or maybe they shouldn't be told

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 12:38 PM (gu0hJ)

105 I don't need to. You just did. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 12:36 PM (Nx5jP)

We all have a schtick.

I think most of us would miss it if were you to stop school marming everyone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:38 PM (iNUL3)

106 I picture ace blowing on his crow call like a three-year-old with a kazoo, and some neighbor wondering if he can get away with murder.

Posted by: PabloD at May 07, 2026 12:38 PM (9zmAy)

107 Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson gets a hard reality check from KOMO, as her Marxist behavior towards both the media and businesses turns into national embarrassment for the city.

-
She's gone full Jumanji?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)

108 Uh, Miss Vermont.
https://tinyurl.com/3x7y84vp
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It's a trap

"Subverting the male gaze." Quite successfully I might add.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

109 I try to befriend crows with a 22LR.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:24 PM (abIsI)

I befriended a barn pigeon with one yesterday. It became totally placid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (utfVc)

110 I don't think Katie Wilson is that horrible looking.

https://tinyurl.com/yj8vrsuv

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (abIsI)

111 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:38 PM (iNUL3)

Have a nice day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Nx5jP)

112 Personally, I would like to befriend great tits.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

113 Are you trying to become the world's trendiest person because we already have one of those
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (fV4Kz)

The creatine I was using already. I found milk helps to ... mitigate some of the gastric issues with that. The kefir seems to work as well.

The kefir and matcha I wanted to try because it is supposed to help gut health and there are 'supposed' to be metabolic benefits from the matcha.

I am just trying out a new form factor to make it both simpler and palatable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

114
Benjamin Prado from Union del Barrio stated, "This is not an isolated incident," adding, "In fact, it has become a growing pattern, not only here in San Diego but throughout this country.

And you, sir, are concerned about what?

That child predators are ensconced in "the happiest place on earth"?

Or that ICE agents are tracking them down and arresting them?

I can well imagine which of these is the answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (xG4kz)

115 The old school GOP is utterly corrupt. Trump represents the new GOP, and that's why they hate him.

Posted by: mrally at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (+ZHEV)

116 NONE of this makes 'the news.'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:20 P

That's true too. Jab deaths were a prime example.

But eventually enough crap happens that even the stupidest get a clue.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)

117 For good measure you should get a distressed rabbit call to go along with the crow caller ace. Though it's used to call in coyotes you'll definitely get birds of prey that'll show up if you use it. Your neighbors will absolutely love it too.
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 12:36 PM (IlL6s)
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IIRC, didn't the FBI use the distressed rabbit call as part of their psychological assault on the inhabitants of the Branch Davidian compound? So, yeah, the neighbors would love that big time.

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

118 When I was 5 we went to San Diego and took a day trip to Tijuana. I had to pee and asked my dad to take me to the bathroom. He said, "Just go in the street like the Mexicans do." So I whipped it out and peed in a busy street. My mother was horrified. My dad was busy laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (xvV+O)

119 Personally, I would like to befriend great tits.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Not boobies?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (xvhJH)

120 Oh! For the rest of the horde if you're squeamish don't look up the distressed rabbit call on YouTube. You've been warned.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (IlL6s)

121 Even the left-wing media is pointing out that she seems unfit to govern as she's incapable of answering questions:

Wilson is Seattle's version of Biden - Mayor Autopen.

The unions and the other people behind the scenes running this are happy as clams with this arrangement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (n1OCj)

122 For the record Fen has never schoolmarmed me and if anyone ought to be schoolmarmed...

Although honestly I would prefer it be by a redhead.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (fV4Kz)

123 In other horrible news, on our cruise we've learned that sea otters are wiping our the scallop population in the glacier bay region of Alaska.

Sorry Nurse, that's unacceptable.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Ldu1F)

124 I don't give a damn what the mayor looks like. She is a flat out communist, thus my enemy. Seattle will never see a dollar of mine ever again.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (2WIwB)

125 People need to get out and vote because your future will be like the state of Washington, NY and Virginia if you don’t.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM

I have always taken not voting as a sign of political health. That is, people are not expecting other citizens to vote in a way that harms them and they aren't using their time to stay informed, because they don't have to.

A healthy polity has few laws and changes them seldom.


We do not have a healthy polity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (4NO2D)

126 Not boobies?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Well, them too. But I'm not in the Galapagos.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

127 There are a couple of crows walking around my driveway. Perhaps I should befriend them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 07, 2026 12:34 PM (xvhJH)

---------------

We have raves here in Northern AZ. The couples are kind of cute, make interesting mating noises, and are tender with each other. I often see one or more chasing red-tail hawks away from presumably one or more of their nests.

Before we escaped Southern Califzuela, we frequently had groups of loud & obnoxious crows in the neighborhood. They'd sit on the peak of the rooftop of the home across the street continually squawking -- to the point where I started picking up and throwing rocks at them to get them to scatter and leave me in peace.

Anywho, I hope Ace is successful in befriending his because I worry that he's a loner with no friends ... like me. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (lR5Ug)

128 88 Here comes Fen to remind you that some men are also unfortunate looking.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iNUL3)

Most people are pretty unfortunate looking, honestly.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (FpHTM)

129 123 In other horrible news, on our cruise we've learned that sea otters are wiping our the scallop population in the glacier bay region of Alaska.

Sorry Nurse, that's unacceptable.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Ldu1F)

Mmmmm. Scallops. Butter. Garlic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

130 *We have RAVENS here ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:42 PM (lR5Ug)

131 Turkeys in NYC?

Jive turkeys, maybe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:42 PM (dK+Kv)

132 Such as the Cultural Enrichment Officers who just curb-stomped a 77-year-old man for literally no reason except their demonic racism and lust to hurt people of other races.




I can't wait for the FNM to tell me the victim said something rayciss.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

133 Staffers for Seattle Socialist Mayor Katie Wilson abruptly end an interview with KOMO News Senior Reporter Chris Daniels when she can't answer basic questions


What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2026 12:42 PM (izPaR)

134 127 We have raves here in Northern AZ. The couples are kind of cute, make interesting mating noises, and are tender with each other.

this typo made me think about goth mating dances

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (oY6Yp)

135 Miss Vermont is twice (maybe 3 times) the woman Miss Teen Vermont is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

136 131 Turkeys in NYC?

Jive turkeys, maybe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:42 PM (dK+Kv)

IIRC, ace mentioned before that he had exfiltrated to a better position at an undetermined location.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

137 I DO go out of my way to mock ridicule and insult Filthy Woke Progressives at every opportunity paying no regard to balance or fairness - because they are Filthy Woke Progressives. I suppose this is MY Jam.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (Gqar8)

138 Mayor Wilson crosses way over the line of plain, into homely.

*********

She crashed that gate doing ninety-eight sayin' let them truckers roll. 10-4

Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (I0N4X)

139 She's the Biden of Seattle. A puppet for the marxists. The strings were pretty obvious.

But the look on the reporter's face at the end of the first video is priceless.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (n5tGW)

140 Careful, ace.

You're trying to befriend a bird that gathers in groups called a murder...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 07, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

Maybe that's his plan, to create a badass, elite crow assassin squad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)

141 Seattle, USA: A 77-year-old American man steps off a bus in the city center and is brutally beaten — without any reason by Somali migrant Abdullahi Olman.

Remember the left will tell you that you don't need a car. Public transit will take you everywhere you need to go.

Of course you might get beaten, stabbed, raped or set on fire by the people they allow to prey on others in those areas...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

142 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

Brit Lass does very well with Kefir. Seems to have sincere predictable benefits.

I do clean whey protein myself. Have never had matcha. I'm not very adventurous in case one couldn't tell.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (fV4Kz)

143 In other horrible news, on our cruise we've learned that sea otters are wiping our the scallop population in the glacier bay region of Alaska.

Sorry Nurse, that's unacceptable.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Wiling? Like with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (izPaR)

144 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

145 In other horrible news, on our cruise we've learned that sea otters are wiping our the scallop population in the glacier bay region of Alaska.

Do scallops hold hands? Well, do they? No, no they do not. We shall speak no more of scallops.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)

146 ICE was waiting at the port in San Diego when a Disney cruise ship docked and immediately arrested a handful of the staff who are illegals pic.twitter.com/8JAA2DZbpu

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 6, 2026


Uh, it's NICE now, missy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

147 128 88 Here comes Fen to remind you that some men are also unfortunate looking.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iNUL3)

Most people are pretty unfortunate looking, honestly.
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (FpHTM)

But are they Filthy Woke Progressives? Mostly?

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Gqar8)

148 So, Ace, I know you're trying to befriend crows...but wouldn't it be easier to just go adopt a cat? The cat would also solve any crow problems you soon develop...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (tOcjL)

149 106 I picture ace blowing on his crow call like a three-year-old with a kazoo,

vuvuzela > kazoo

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (oY6Yp)

150 Turkeys with pouts are especially protective. They were crossing the road so I stopped to let them pass. Momma took that as open season on my truck

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (vj4lu)

151 @131 Comrade Flounder-Jive Turkeys (LMAO)

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (IlL6s)

152 The Woke Wallflower Communist opposes these cameras because, she fears, ICE could "take control" of the cameras and use them to spot dangerous criminal illegal aliens.

I still remember when the left wanted police bodycams because they thought it would show the police are evil racists attacking black people for no reason.

Oopsie!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

153 The Woke Wallflower Communist opposes these cameras because, she fears, ICE could "take control" of the cameras and use them to spot dangerous criminal illegal aliens./i]


Uh, it's NICE now, Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

154
Yeah, but the nastiest bird crown goes to Canada Geese.
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Gqar



Gorram Canuckian Cobra Chickens are all over every green space here in the San Joaquin Valley.

They're stupid, too. Had a couple of them leading a bunch of chicks through our narrow parking lot at work, until it dead ended and the momma hopped up over the 8 foot wall that screened off the equipment yard one street over. Daddy Cobra Chicken and the chicks were standing there confused that momma left them all behind before he turned around and went back the way they came.

I actually have partial video...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (y9nCu)

155 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM

Not quite like Biden. She had people behind here, but they're not covering up her dementia. She's just stupidly brainwashed apparently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (Nx5jP)

156 Maybe that's his plan, to create a badass, elite crow assassin squad.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Hobos hardest hit.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

157 112 Personally, I would like to befriend great tits.
Posted by: Bulg

Tufted? Oak crested? Black crested?

They are all friendly little birds.

Unlike Crows.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y8DZL)

158 Do scallops hold hands? Well, do they? No, no they do not. We shall speak no more of scallops.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)
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CLAMS GOT FEET!!!!

Posted by: Clumsy Carp at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (xvhJH)

159 IIRC, ace mentioned before that he had exfiltrated to a better position at an undetermined location.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

Way to blow the misinformation op.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

160 Dharmi Mehta, a passenger on a Disney cruise, said that witnessing the arrests was "really unsettling."

I agree, they should have been kept out to begin with, but at least we got them now.

Also Dharmi Mehta? So we are asking one invader what she thinks about other invaders?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

161 Hobos hardest hit.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:45 PM

Trapping a blinded transient is like hunting over a baited field.

Ace is a sportsman.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (4NO2D)

162
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson gets a hard reality check from KOMO, as her Marxist behavior towards both the media and businesses turns into national embarrassment for the city.

Ask her the question that she probably cannot answer even if it is framed in her "lingo" --

When do you think that you might start adulting? Voters would love to know."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xG4kz)

163 How about the tragedy of the Evil American denying the enrichment of culture by killing a future doctor-scientist-university president?

The poor dear (and his friends) were merely seeking a ride.
Not tying to carjack the man and his family, like your lying eyes see in the video.

He had no right to shoot and kill him!
The car was insured, it's just property!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (MtSIY)

164 135 Miss Vermont is twice (maybe 3 times) the woman Miss Teen Vermont is.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Geez. What are they feeding the women in VT?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (abIsI)

165 Most people are pretty unfortunate looking, honestly.
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But are they Filthy Woke Progressives? Mostly?

The correlation does seem higher than random.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (vTZFs)

166 Just went to Seattle for the first time last week for a conference my wife was attending / presenting.

The downtown area around the convention center was weird. There wasn't any poop on the sidewalks, and all of the public transit trains were clean and clear of bums.

But more than half of the commercial space was empty and vacant. It had an almost ghost town vibe to it.

Pike Place was the only area that had any kind of vibrancy in a circus flea market type of vibe, and you can tell that the city has dumped a ton of money into the waterfront area around there. Which, I have to say, as far as urban waterfronts are concerned, Seattle's views aren't the best.

I can't say that I have an overwhelming desire to go back - thats for sure.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (WYStd)

167 Way to blow the misinformation op.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

But you see, he could be anywhere.

Like Stacey Abrams at a Golden Corral.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

168 Look at the Seattle Mayor.

She's obviously inbred.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

169 154 Gorram Canuckian Cobra Chickens are all over every green space here in the San Joaquin Valley.

couple times a year they treat the neighbors lawn like a salad bar.

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 12:48 PM (oY6Yp)

170 I have always taken not voting as a sign of political health. That is, people are not expecting other citizens to vote in a way that harms them and they aren't using their time to stay informed, because they don't have to.

A healthy polity has few laws and changes them seldom.


We do not have a healthy polity.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (4NO2D)

***

Spot on.
Back in the days when voter turnout was 45-50% on a good day, people would moan about how poor it was, when in reality the people were generally satisfied with things. When voter turnout got to 60%, it was because something was on the ballot that annoyed them. Anything above 65% tells you the voters are pissed. The dems can hide behind jungle primaries and vote by mail, but it will eventually catch up with them, and usually in an ugle way.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 12:48 PM (2WIwB)

171 Last time I went to Seattle I remember their buses always smelling like wet dog.

Well, I guess it was more wet hobo

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

172 And we all know ace is a master of disguise- like Kirk Douglas in the List of Adrian Messenger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

173 Do scallops hold hands? Well, do they? No, no they do not. We shall speak no more of scallops.
Posted by: Oddbob

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CLAMS GOT FEET!!!!
Posted by: Clumsy Carp



Geoducks have a big ol' muscle.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2026 12:48 PM (izPaR)

174
Geez. What are they feeding the women in VT?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (abIsI)


At the trough like Stacy Abrams at a Golden Corral.


See? It works. It's the new "between the sheets" meme.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Way to blow the misinformation op.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

But you see, he could be anywhere.

Like Stacey Abrams at a Golden Corral.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

Yo' blogger so fat, when he hangs around the state, he hangs AROUND the state,

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (dK+Kv)

176 I had no idea Greta Thunberg was also the mayor of Seattle.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)

177 Way to blow the misinformation op.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

Wait to blow the blow the misinformation op op.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (fV4Kz)

178 Notified the rantees.
Posted by: Nazdar

Ranti?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (SC8Ww)

179 I had no idea Greta Thunberg was also the mayor of Seattle.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)


Like I said. Obviously inbred.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Karoline Leavitt
@karolineleavitt

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕

She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble.

Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7cudda

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

181 When I was 5 we went to San Diego and took a day trip to Tijuana. I had to pee and asked my dad to take me to the bathroom. He said, "Just go in the street like the Mexicans do." So I whipped it out and peed in a busy street. My mother was horrified. My dad was busy laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:40 PM (xvV+O)

------------

Have only been to Europe once (to be the Best Man at a dear friend's wedding in Copenhagen) back in '98. We then sailed on a schooner to Sweden (with the objective to make it to Riga, Latvia -- but didn't make it).

Upshot was two noticeable annoyances: (1) the public restrooms were awful, outdoor, and barbaric; and (2) NONE of the payphones at the time (you 29-year-olds probably don't remember those -- and I didn't get my first mobile cell phone until '99) were in working order.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (lR5Ug)

182 Back in the days when voter turnout was 45-50% on a good day, people would moan about how poor it was, when in reality the people were generally satisfied with things

Post cold war at least the general question was "Should taxes be slightly higher or slightly lower?" and yes many people didn't care.

Now though? The other side literally wants you dead, the fruits of your labor taken, and your kids transed.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

183 "This dishrag dirtbag, who never worked a day in her life because she's a Trust Fund C**t, had her aide stop an interview when the White Man viciously asked her about her policy on surveillance cameras. "Stay on topic," the White Man (spit!) was ordered. "The topic" being the things this squalid unfuckable wanted to talk about."
======

Destroying jobs by chasing Starbucks out of Seattle, and fast-tracking street assaults by illegal immigrants. Boy, oh boy, oh boy, Seattle voters really know how to pick their leaders.

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

184 I thought all the Disney child predators worked in the studios.

Posted by: CNN at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (GUOwU)

185 yeah i know, they eat the eggs of little birds which makes me sad, but it's the animal kingdom, they're all animals over there
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

Yep. Like the old song goes...

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it how they do it on discovery channel.

Sorry, it's a really stupid song but it's catchy as f**k

Posted by: Nelly at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (6+ehB)

186
Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7cudda
Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)


How DARE she not abort.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

187 pi]171 Last time I went to Seattle I remember their buses always smelling like wet dog.

Well, I guess it was more wet hobo
Posted by: 18-1

Now they smell more like stale urine and dirty underwear.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (abIsI)

188 That's great news about Karoline and her baby!

Now she can lose the pregnancy fat and get back to her old hubba-hubba self again.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

189 Rush Limbaugh was so spot on.

Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 07, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)

190 I tried to go around Stacey Abrams but my car ran out of gas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

191 2) NONE of the payphones at the time (you 29-year-olds probably don't remember those -- and I didn't get my first mobile cell phone until '99) were in working order.
Posted by: ShainS


You know you're old when you reach into the coin return and find a dime.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (izPaR)

192 Mayor Wilson crosses way over the line of plain, into homely.
--
She's a 5 on the Spanberger-Holmes scale of Creepy, Ugly, Nasty and Terrifying, though.

I'll say it again, Spanberger makes my skin crawl--it's like looking at a human doll animated by aliens who see humans as cattle.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (MtSIY)

193 Boy, oh boy, oh boy, Seattle voters really know how to pick their leaders.

Optimistic of you to assume the voters have anything to do with election results.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

194 Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

That is nice. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Nx5jP)

195 But more than half of the commercial space was empty and vacant. It had an almost ghost town vibe to it.

Pike Place was the only area that had any kind of vibrancy in a circus flea market type of vibe, and you can tell that the city has dumped a ton of money into the waterfront area around there. Which, I have to say, as far as urban waterfronts are concerned, Seattle's views aren't the best.

I can't say that I have an overwhelming desire to go back - thats for sure.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 07, 2026 12:47 PM (WYStd)

***

About a month ago there was a study done that showed 66% (if I remember correctly...could of been 67%) of all store fronts in a 6 square block area of downtown Seattle were boarded up.
Your ghost town visual is accurate.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

196 147 But are they Filthy Woke Progressives? Mostly?
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Gqar

I wouldn't be part of the Moron Horde if I didn't say yes.

But logically, there aren't enough Filthy Woke Progressives to cover the entire spate of Unfortunate Looking People.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (FpHTM)

197
I'll say it again, Spanberger makes my skin crawl--it's like looking at a human doll animated by aliens who see humans as cattle.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (MtSIY)


Soylent Green.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Get your neighbors together, banish black socks guy, take his dog to a kill shelter, and burn his house down.
Posted by: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures at May 07, 2026 12:29 PM (oftw2)

Or you could leave the dog the f**k alone and you can go to the f**king kill shelter. Who the f**k jokes about that?

Posted by: Nelly at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (6+ehB)

199 The mayor of Seattle should sell advertising space on that fivehead of hers.

That woman is a sniper's wet dream.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (oqH4h)

200 I have a solution for cleaning up all the graffiti that besmirches freeway bridges and other public structures in Seattle. Just get drones equipped to spray white paint (other colors on demand), and use them to make huge block letters over all the graffiti: "Katie Wilson is a Stunned Cunt." City will be forced to clean it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 12:53 PM (utfVc)

201 You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it how they do it on discovery channel.

Sorry, it's a really stupid song but it's catchy as f**k

It's fun to watch reactions to that by Gen Z types who grew up with "heterosexuality is forbidden" crammed into their heads every day at school.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

202 I'll say it again, Spanberger makes my skin crawl--it's like looking at a human doll animated by aliens who see humans as cattle.

This reminds me of the claim some people raise about our elites being lizard people or aliens or something.

And...they aren't obviously. If you did a DNA analysis they would come back 100% human.

But

They are psychopaths. And people can pick up on that through some of these subtle queues.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

203 I have a solution for cleaning up all the graffiti that besmirches freeway bridges and other public structures in Seattle. Just get drones equipped to spray white paint (other colors on demand), and use them to make huge block letters over all the graffiti: "Katie Wilson is a Stunned Cunt." City will be forced to clean it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 12:53 PM (utfVc)/i]


If caught, you will be shot on sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

204
Mayor Wilson crosses way over the line of plain, into homely

She crashed that gate doin' ninety-eight, frankly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

205 Is it wrong to hope that some cultural enrichment happens to the Seattle mayor?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2026 12:55 PM (cUnat)

206 Or you could leave the dog the f**k alone and you can go to the f**king kill shelter. Who the f**k jokes about that?
Posted by: Nelly

Hey, I never joked about it. I was dead serious.
-- Kristi Noem

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

207 How DARE she not abort.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
*******
How DARE she pick her baby's gender!
Look at that PINK nursery!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

208 Boy, oh boy, oh boy, Seattle voters really know how to pick their leaders.

Optimistic of you to assume the voters have anything to do with election results.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)


This.
I am betting she fu*ks up so badly that she is removed in the next election. And in what the dems will call our Constitutional process working, they will hand pick a "moderate" to replace her...and adjust the ballots to reflect that.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 12:55 PM (2WIwB)

209 One thing I would like to state is, the WA GOP is as useless as a condom at a Seattle women's convention.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 12:55 PM (abIsI)

210 About a month ago there was a study done that showed 66% (if I remember correctly...could of been 67%) of all store fronts in a 6 square block area of downtown Seattle were boarded up.
Your ghost town visual is accurate.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)
--

Only 67%? Come on Seattle you can get to Scat Franshitsco numbers at 95%+!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (xvV+O)

211 Sorry, it's a really stupid song but it's catchy as f**k
Posted by: Nelly at May 07, 2026 12:50 PM (6+ehB)
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You don't have to like the Bloodhound Gang's style of music but some of their lyrics are hilariously creative.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (oqH4h)

212 "I'll say it again, Spanberger makes my skin crawl--it's like looking at a human doll animated by aliens who see humans as cattle.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"


To me she seems like a robot trying to mimic humans, but failing miserably and not learning in the process either.

Sort of like Hillary.

Posted by: CNN at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (GUOwU)

213
Karoline Leavitt
@karolineleavitt

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕

-------------

Congratulations!

I remember not long after 9/11, on a quick vacation to Catalina Island, walking around alone in the stillness late one night (insomnia) -- and looking for a station to tune into on my portable transistor radio.

I picked up one of the local L.A. talk radio show hosts (likely a rebroadcast from earlier in the day) -- Dennis Prager. A young, recently-married adult male called-in to say that -- although he and his wife wanted to have children -- he was afraid to bring a child into the world at that (traumatic for many) time.

I remember Prager's response: "Bringing a child into the world is the ultimate expression of optimism in the future."

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (lR5Ug)

214 200 years ago, Wilson, Spanberger, Holmes, et al., would be living in candy and gingerbread huts hidden deep in the woods trying to lure children into their kitchen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (MtSIY)

215 Now, it's Usha's turn to pop.

If it's a girl, they should name it Viviana as well.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

216 You do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 😂

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (oqH4h)

217 Boy, oh boy, oh boy, Seattle voters really know how to pick their leaders.

Optimistic of you to assume the voters have anything to do with election results.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
====

The only part of Seattle Metro I've visited is the airport. That alone was enough to convince me that she accrued enough legit votes to win. Now, if we're talking state-wide races, then the King County Board of Elections will do what it has to do for the Dem Party.

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (rj6Yv)

218 "Viviana" is what the mentalist was revealing to Karoline Leavitt when the shots rang out at the WHCD. So glad her and the other pregnant ladies were okay.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to rest at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (Wt5PA)

219 Seattle getting what they voted for!

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (2ap+5)

220 214 200 years ago, Wilson, Spanberger, Holmes, et al., would be living in candy and gingerbread huts hidden deep in the woods trying to lure children into their kitchen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (MtSIY)

A hut mounted on chicken legs.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (FpHTM)

221
And people can pick up on that through some of these subtle queues

Subtle queues are for little folks and children.

Non-subtle queues are for "big folks".

Don't get me started on subtitled queues.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 12:58 PM (xG4kz)

222 this typo made me think about goth mating dances

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2026 12:43 PM (oY6Yp)

------------

lol

I knew that typo would elicit some funny response ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 12:58 PM (lR5Ug)

223 The Spanberger thing is the uncanny valley, except instead of it being a humanoid robot that looks creepily neither human nor robot, it's a human without a soul pretending like she has one.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2026 12:58 PM (oqH4h)

224 Wilson literally looks like if you ask her a difficult question she'll fall to the ground ,curl up in a fetal ball and suck her thumb, while weeping softly.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 12:58 PM (gu0hJ)

225 Only 67%? Come on Seattle you can get to Scat Franshitsco numbers at 95%+!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (xvV+O)


I know, right???
At least in SF they paint over the plywood covering the windows to make it look a bit better, and they post happy little signs that say bullshit like "Under New Management" or "A New Space Coming Here Soon"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2026 12:59 PM (2WIwB)

226 If caught, you will be shot on sight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Hence the drones. Can be operated from a distance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 12:59 PM (utfVc)

227 Obama: "The White House shouldn't be able to direct the AG to go around prosecuting whoever the president wants prosecuted. You can't have a situation where whoever is in charge of the government starts using that to go after their political enemies or reward their friends."


President Obama directed the creation of this January 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment after President Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election, and it served as the basis for what was essentially a years-long coup against the duly elected President of the United States, subverting the will of the American people and attempting to delegitimize Donald Trump’s presidency.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2026 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

228 I remember Prager's response: "Bringing a child into the world is the ultimate expression of optimism in the future."
Posted by: ShainS

My wife was, like, 6 months pregnant on 9/11. I told her, "We're doing the one thing Osama bin Laden doesn't want us to do. We're bringing another American into the world."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

229 196 147 But are they Filthy Woke Progressives? Mostly?
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Gqar

I wouldn't be part of the Moron Horde if I didn't say yes.

But logically, there aren't enough Filthy Woke Progressives to cover the entire spate of Unfortunate Looking People.
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 12:52 PM (FpHTM)

Fair point. I don't insult the non Filthy Woke Progressives over appearance or quirks - not my thing. I am not going to say a word about Miss Vermont because I have no idea where she's at on the Progressive Meter. For instance. I don't bag on Fetterman, even, anymore because he shows glimmers of sanity now and should be encouraged.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar8)

230 A good right side view of Seattle politiks is on youtube.
"We the Governed"

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:00 PM (abIsI)

231 She crashed that gate doin' ninety-eight, frankly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

***********

*cough*
@138
*cough*

Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2026 01:00 PM (I0N4X)

232 To be fair, Spanberger found that funding abortion clinics was a much easier way to procure delicious and tender child meat.

Replacing the gumdrops on her house was too expensive and too much work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2026 01:01 PM (MtSIY)

233 Democrat is synonymous with future shit hole

Also, I'm seeing a strong correlation between fugly and inept

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 07, 2026 01:01 PM (61TgR)

234 Covid helped kill the city faster.

Then add unpredictable homeless everywhere, the smell of urine, shitty traffic, and you have a Seattle that even die-hard Seattle people want to move out of. My brother is one of them.

A city in a beautiful area with plenty of water and mountain views makes it a great tourist spot, but you communist the hell out of it.

Thanks, lefties.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 07, 2026 01:01 PM (aZm/F)

235 Now, it's Usha's turn to pop.

If it's a girl, they should name it Viviana as well.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

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If tripliets, I would go with Veniana, Vidiana, and Viciana.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:03 PM (lR5Ug)

236 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 01:03 PM (gu0hJ)

237 I thought Matt Gaetz looked like Eddie Munster. So our side has unfortunate-looking people as well.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 01:03 PM (77rzZ)

238 I heard that a cruise ship had ppl dying from hanta virus yesterday

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2026 01:03 PM (re0Ak)

239 My wife was, like, 6 months pregnant on 9/11. I told her, "We're doing the one thing Osama bin Laden doesn't want us to do. We're bringing another American into the world."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

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Nice!

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:04 PM (lR5Ug)

240 Santa virus turns you into an elf.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

241 It would be nice if Disney were subject to penalties for knowingly hiring foreign nationals with no right to work here, among other things.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 01:04 PM (rkhDX)

242 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 01:03 PM (gu0hJ)

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Make Time Capsules Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:05 PM (lR5Ug)

243 215 Now, it's Usha's turn to pop.

If it's a girl, they should name it Viviana as well.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)
******
Yes. Viviana is a beautiful name.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)

244 A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.
......

It's all fun and games until one goes after your eyeball.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (UjdFS)

245 Headline (CBS BS):

"Obama tells Colbert he worries about "politicization of the criminal justice system"


LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (rj6Yv)

246 It is incorrect to assert that this woman ignores reality. No, she actively confronts and attacks it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

She is doing a great job.

Now, go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (rkhDX)

247 18-Year-Old Arrested for Oklahoma Campground Bloodbath, Faces Felony Murder Charge After Spraying Over 80 Rounds, Killing Teen Girl and Injuring 22

The Dindu's strike again.

80 rounds.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (abIsI)

248 Yes. Viviana is a beautiful name.
Posted by: redridinghood

It is, but I was making a joke, which you're probably too young to have gotten.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

249
Did JJ visit CandiO's merch shop to acquire those googly eyes that the fire fuck sported in the lead photograph of today's Morning Report?

I hope that he got them at a good price!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

250 The mayor of Seattle...I can't even...

There is no evidence she has any talent or ability to manage a large organization like a city. She's also brittle. And an Idiot. And filled with failed policies, not just bad ideas, but bad ideas that have been tried and failed very time they have been implemented.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 07, 2026 01:08 PM (k8xm0)

251 Only 67%? Come on Seattle you can get to Scat Franshitsco numbers at 95%+!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 12:56 PM (xvV+O)


I know, right???
At least in SF they paint over the plywood covering the windows to make it look a bit better, and they post happy little signs that say bullshit like "Under New Management" or "A New Space Coming Here Soon"

Posted by: Diogenes
---

Or optimistic signs of "FOR LEASE" good luck with that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 07, 2026 01:08 PM (xvV+O)

252 I heard that a cruise ship had ppl dying from hanta virus yesterday
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
......

To be safe they should light it on fire, then sink it.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)

253 The mayor of Seattle...I can't even...

There is no evidence she has any talent or ability to manage a large organization like a city. She's also brittle. And an Idiot. And filled with failed policies, not just bad ideas, but bad ideas that have been tried and failed very time they have been implemented.

But other than that...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

254 A Gay French Crow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)
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Love is love, hater!

Posted by: 496 at May 07, 2026 01:08 PM (DWmGl)

255 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier

Posted by: Smell the Glove

I've calculated the ensuing Lahar would pass about 40 miles to the south of us. Take out Taco-ma completely and pretty much destroy Seattle as well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:09 PM (abIsI)

256 This is your last warning, ACE:

Crows are highly intelligent birds capable of recognizing individual human faces and holding grudges for years, even passing this information to offspring. Research shows crows can remember people who threatened them and will dive-bomb or scold those individuals, sometimes for over a decade, spreading knowledge of the "dangerous" person across the flock.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 01:09 PM (dIske)

257 80 rounds.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (abIsI)

Must have been a Glock. AR-15's don't hold that many rounds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 01:09 PM (utfVc)

258 Dharmi Mehta, a passenger on a Disney cruise, said that witnessing the arrests was "really unsettling."

I wonder if Dharmi finds child sexual exploitation "really unsettling."

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (FMtrg)

259 Obama: "The White House shouldn't be able to direct the AG to go around prosecuting whoever the president wants prosecuted. You can't have a situation where whoever is in charge of the government starts using that to go after their political enemies or reward their friends."
--------

Yep.... they are definitely laughing at us.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (fV4Kz)

260 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 01:03 PM (gu0hJ)

Does Seattle get earthquakes as often as San Francisco or Los Angeles? Or is it more tied to Mt. Ranier and therefore a warning sign?

Posted by: pookysgirl, perpetually curious at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (Wt5PA)

261 Yo' blogger so fat, when he hangs around the state, he hangs AROUND the state,

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (dK+Kv)

Well. Yo' blogger so fat his belly button has an echo.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (iNUL3)

262 The Left has been basically skating by on the accumulated capital in the United States and the west for the last eighty years or so. Now it looks like the bill might be coming due, and that certain people, who haven't heretofore, been expected to actually carry their own weight might be asked to do so now.

This will most impact Black's, who ironically, have been the most prevlidged in the American experiment.

The chronic victim narrative of American blacks flies in of their actual experiences in the American new world.

Posted by: mrally at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (+ZHEV)

263 Mayor Wilson crosses way over the line of plain, into homely.

There's lots of plain Jane girls that can make themselves look attractive. I guess communist chic means you have to do the opposite. You have to make a concerted effort to turn yourself into that.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (QaH55)

264 180 Karoline Leavitt
@karolineleavitt

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕

She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble.

Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7cudda
Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

When is Karoline Leavitt gonna pop?

Posted by: The Horde at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (rkhDX)

265
*cough*
@138
*cough*

Posted by: muldoon

I'm a busy guy, muldoon. I start my comment reading at the now, not the fusty, dusty past.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (xG4kz)

266 CLAMS GOT FEET!!!!
Posted by: Clumsy Carp at May 07, 2026 12:46 PM (xvhJH)

Now we'll have to kill him.

Posted by: The Clams at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (/HDaX)

267 Anyone see where the Daily Wire had some pretty extensive layoffs?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (aZm/F)

268 255 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier

Posted by: Smell the Glove

I've calculated the ensuing Lahar would pass about 40 miles to the south of us. Take out Taco-ma completely and pretty much destroy Seattle as well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:09 PM

God promised that he would never again use a global flood to wipeout evil human inequities.

I don't believe he has made that promise regarding lahars!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (HlyYF)

269 Over at GP there's a story about a bunch of yutes from Philly raising hell and fighting cops at a fundraiser for youth football in NJ. No indication as to them turning there lives around

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (gu0hJ)

270 Like any good Commie she only wants press coverage that she curates, censors, and controls.

Posted by: YOU CAN'T ASK THAT!!!! at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (TbWk/)

271 Katie Wilson's fivehead could be a landing strip on an aircraft carrier.

Does her DNA have Somolian fivehead genes?

What an ugly creature pronoun.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (WONhk)

272 What's up with that Seattle bitch's big-ass forehead?

Posted by: Peyton Manning at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (qwype)

273
When is Karoline Leavitt gonna pop?

Posted by: The Horde

WUT?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (xG4kz)

274 I guess he's in business to make money.

Tennessee lending company sues 110,000 customers who haven't paid back loans with 279.5% interest rate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

275 Wife and I just took a repositioning cruise on a premium but not luxury line. We befriended a few crewmembers over the many sea days.

Cruise ship crews are as cliquish as a US high school, and they split along lines of departments, job functions, and national origin in addition to individual personalities.

The hotel, food and beverage, and entertainment employees are on six-month to eight-month contracts. They stick to a single line as a rule and generally stick to a single ship over their careers. This results in friendships and interpersonal conflicts that can form over many years of tours.

On the mainstream lines, the ships are all big enough to house large enough crews for problematic gangs to form. The bullshit is the same as we have on land: drugs, prostitution, gambling, and extortion.

Supposedly kickbacks and certification fraud are huge problems for crew from India just like it is in US work visa programs and offshore working arrangements.

Posted by: biteme at May 07, 2026 01:13 PM (xWS9V)

276 Burt Lahar was great as the Cowardly Lion.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

277 250 The mayor of Seattle...I can't even...

There is no evidence she has any talent or ability to manage a large organization like a city. She's also brittle. And an Idiot. And filled with failed policies, not just bad ideas, but bad ideas that have been tried and failed very time they have been implemented.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 07, 2026 01:08 PM (k8xm0)

She’s what, 40 and this is her first real job?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 01:13 PM (rkhDX)

278 By the way, the mayoral race for LA is a total hoot. Spencer Pratt is fucking YOLO. Because of that he feels free to say what everyone is thinking.

He got asked about his lack of experience and qualifications for mayor. His response was that he has a brain, and common sense, which is something the other candidates lack.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 07, 2026 01:13 PM (k8xm0)

279 Headline (CBS BS):

"Obama tells Colbert he worries about "politicization of the criminal justice system"

LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (rj6Yv)

---------------

But what everybody truly wants to know is: Has Trump's Presidency caused "genuine tension" in you relationship with Reggie and The Other Bathhouse Boys?

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:13 PM (lR5Ug)

280 Ace, have you offered any shiny things to your crows, or just food? Maybe try putting a bottle cap or something with the food.

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (FMtrg)

281 Does Seattle get earthquakes as often as San Francisco or Los Angeles? Or is it more tied to Mt. Ranier and therefore a warning sign?
Posted by: pookysgirl, perpetually curious

Little shakers are the norm <5. The last big one was in 2001 registering a 7.1. My office ceiling fell in on me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (abIsI)

282 #255 lahara yes, but the pyroclastic flows would not be nice for the whole Seatac area

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 01:15 PM (gu0hJ)

283 He got asked about his lack of experience and qualifications for mayor. His response was that he has a brain, and common sense, which is something the other candidates lack.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 07, 2026 01:13 PM (k8xm0)

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That is a 100% legitimate response.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 07, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)

284 279 Headline (CBS BS):

"Obama tells Colbert he worries about "politicization of the criminal justice system"

LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: mrp at May 07, 2026 01:06 PM (rj6Yv)

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Posit:

Letting black criminals get away with crime is politicizing the justice system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 07, 2026 01:15 PM (CAfza)

285 255 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier
Posted by: Smell the Glove

In 200 years the people Pompeiing it will go "Dude, cover it back up!"

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 01:15 PM (Y8DZL)

286 274 I guess he's in business to make money.

Tennessee lending company sues 110,000 customers who haven't paid back loans with 279.5% interest rate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

Fuck you, Pay me.

Posted by: Paulie at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (qwype)

287 Well, it is the Disney Groomer Corporation so I understand why they felt they were welcomed to hunt for prey on the ship.

Fish in a barrel...children on a pedo ship...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

288 270 Like any good Commie she only wants press coverage that she curates, censors, and controls.
Posted by: YOU CAN'T ASK THAT!!!! at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (TbWk/)

What’s wrong with that?

Posted by: Walter Ulbricht at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (rkhDX)

289
He got asked about his lack of experience and qualifications for mayor. His response was that he has a brain, and common sense, which is something the other candidates lack.

Posted by: The Whine Guy

Good for him! Anyone who is called before an august body of those cretins should avail themselves of every opportunity to mock and shame them for how ignorant they are, and how ignorant their staff members are, too. Make it the new national sport.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (xG4kz)

290 We shall speak no more of scallops.
Posted by: Oddbob

Scallops aren't real.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (sDWtc)

291 Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson is the face (and forehead) of the city. I can't think of a better representative. Congrats, Seattle!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (up7m8)

292 Does Seattle get earthquakes as often as San Francisco or Los Angeles? Or is it more tied to Mt. Ranier and therefore a warning sign?

Posted by: pookysgirl, perpetually curious at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM

Seattle gets earthquakes less often.

However, Mr. Ranier is a symptom of their geological risk, rather than the cause.

The Cascadia Subduction Zone is the name of the configuration where an oceanic tectonic plate is being forced UNDER the land of Washington and Oregon.

It is capable of a 9.0 magnitude earthquake.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (HlyYF)

293 Dharmi Mehta, a passenger on a Disney cruise, said that witnessing the arrests was "really unsettling."

I wonder if Dharmi finds child sexual exploitation "really unsettling."
Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (FMtrg)

Let's not get too specific about my dark fantasy of sewing Dharmi Mehta's eyelids open to watch footage of things I find "really upsetting". I really like commenting here...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (nbLIj)

294 Little shakers are the norm

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (abIsI)

Did you heed God's warning to GTFO?

Posted by: pookysgirl lives in a low-disaster area at May 07, 2026 01:17 PM (Wt5PA)

295 In crow news: I just ordered a crow caller off Amazon for $13. The device is actually used for turkey hunting, because turkeys will make a racket and move around if they think a crow is circling them, but reviews say that it attracts crows, too. A lot of reviews say they bought the thing to "befriend a crow." It's a craze that can't be stopped.

I'll let you know if the thing is worth the thirteen buck.

Ace, they might leave you eating crow...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2026 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

296 Scallops aren't real.
Posted by: gKWVE

What about real scallopini?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

297
Little shakers are the norm
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (abIsI)

On Nov 3 2002 the Key Arena PA system in Seattle shook as a result of a 7.9 earthquake - near Fairbanks. I was in Anchorage at the time. Did the place ever shake from that one.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (rkhDX)

298 @292 Cascadia has a mega thrust quake about every 300 years. The last one was 326 years ago. Tick tock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (gu0hJ)

299 I think this may have been the Mayor of Seattle's only paid job as an adult:

"She founded the small nonprofit Transit Riders Union in 2011 and has led campaigns for better public transportation, higher minimum wages, stronger renter protections and more affordable housing. She herself is a renter, living in a one-bedroom apartment in the city’s Capitol Hill neighborhood."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Nx5jP)

300 294 Little shakers are the norm

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (abIsI)

Did you heed God's warning to GTFO?
Posted by: pookysgirl lives in a low-disaster area at May 07, 2026 01:17 PM (Wt5PA)

And remember, don't look back.

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (qwype)

301 God promised that he would never again use a global flood to wipeout evil human inequities.

I don't believe he has made that promise regarding lahars!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (HlyYF)

Or fire. Or nuclear bombs. Or famine. Or disease. Or just a Thanos-style snap of the fingers. There's all manners of effecting genocide at his fingertips.

Posted by: He can unmake us. He has the technology. at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)

302 Why do these cities get such awful politicians ?

Because the job of mayor, etc. doesn't pay enough to attract anybody smart enough to get a job for more money and less hassle in the private sector.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

303
🎵Come aboard
we're expecting you 🎶

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (ZxPkt)

304 281 Does Seattle get earthquakes as often as San Francisco or Los Angeles? Or is it more tied to Mt. Ranier and therefore a warning sign?
Posted by: pookysgirl, perpetually curious

Little shakers are the norm

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (abIsI)

You've got yourself a great big subduction fault right off the coast that last created a 9.1+ quake with a killer tsunami in January of 1700.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

305 282 #255 lahara yes, but the pyroclastic flows would not be nice for the whole Seatac area
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Can you imagine the smell when the flaming flow reaches downtown?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (abIsI)

306 Obviously blacks have greatly benefited from being brought to the America's. Much better than when they were in the African areas. This isn't really any kind of an argument.

Posted by: mrally at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (+ZHEV)

307 I still have to travel to Denver occasionally and always resent going """home,""" but I'm glad I don't have to go West of the Mississippi that often.

I do have to go to Chicago occasionally, but at least there's a real city attached to the squalor and crime there, instead of yet another mass of urban sprawl with a California monoculture grafted over it.

There's lots of nice places in the West, but the cities are all pretty much the same and they all suck. It's just a race to see who sucks the hardest at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (BI5O2)

308 I know this is very un-Christian to say, but that scrunt Seattle mayor deserves to be vigorously and repeatedly culturally enriched.

Posted by: Butch at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (98xTj)

309 When we lived in FL, an hour from Orlando on the Atlantic, we took our boys to Disney World twice. It was sort of fun but theme parks give me headaches and we'd go in the off season when kids and tourists were not there. That was it for us.

I knew some locals who had "season tickets" and did not understand it then or now. I know people in the West who love Disney. I appear to lack the magic gene.

Our musician son worked two summers in the Disney Collegiate Band, which was a great experience for him. I don't think it exists now, but kids from all of the USA competed for a spot and he met many friends he still keeps in contact with. Clinics by professional visiting musicians.

H lived in a dorm for the summer at UCF. Told us of the tunnels running under the theme parks, so I could see it being used for trafficking in the past.

I never liked Disney much once the "magic" wore off for our boys.

I'd rather die painfully, have to sit next to cabbage/pee Hillary on a Greyhound bus with no AC, or kiss Biden than go on a Disney Cruise.

Between the Disney characters and a cruise ship would do me in. Which we will never try I don't care how wonderful cruises are, and our son has tried.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (WONhk)

310 Crows are highly intelligent birds capable of recognizing individual human faces and holding grudges for years, even passing this information to offspring. Research shows crows can remember people who threatened them and will dive-bomb or scold those individuals, sometimes for over a decade, spreading knowledge of the "dangerous" person across the flock.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2026 01:09 PM (dIske)

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snopes.com rates this as "mostly true" and one of the reasons we had to flee from Califzuela.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (lR5Ug)

311 >>The Cascadia Subduction Zone is the name of the configuration where an oceanic tectonic plate is being forced UNDER the land of Washington and Oregon.

>>It is capable of a 9.0 magnitude earthquake.


Juan DeFuca is our only hope!

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 01:20 PM (9y9ek)

312 290 We shall speak no more of scallops.
Posted by: Oddbob

Scallops aren't real.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2026 01:16 PM (sDWtc)

So that's the scoop, eh?

Posted by: Shell of a thing at May 07, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)

313 Obama: "The White House shouldn't be able to direct the AG to go around prosecuting whoever the president wants prosecuted. You can't have a situation where whoever is in charge of the government starts using that to go after their political enemies or reward their friends."
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Yep.... they are definitely laughing at us.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2026 01:10 PM (fV4Kz)

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* Eric Holder flaps wings *

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:21 PM (lR5Ug)

314 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 07, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)

315 Little shakers are the norm

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM

Of course the members of the Quaker splinter religion are reproducing!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

316 Why do these cities get such awful politicians ?

The people selecting the officeholders aren't the voters.

This c*nt is giving the actual power brokers exactly what they want.

If Joe Oldguy had to get beaten or Sarah Normalperson has to get raped neither she nor they care...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

317 Ace, youtube has crow calls you can play on a Bluetooth speaker and I was successful in getting the crows mobbing my owl nest to move to another location and stop bothering the owlets.

YMMV

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 07, 2026 01:21 PM (+k1FP)

318 Because turkeys can't fly ?
Posted by: runner
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I thought they could.

As God is.my witness...

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at May 07, 2026 01:22 PM (ylzHB)

319 She has a receding hairline. I suggest a wig.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2026 01:22 PM (UjdFS)

320 294 Little shakers are the norm

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:14 PM (abIsI)

Did you heed God's warning to GTFO?
Posted by: pookysgirl lives in a low-disaster area

Yes! The casa gets listed in about two months and it's a beeline to northern Arizona.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2026 01:22 PM (abIsI)

321
How does Big Mike being mad or upset about anything considered to be news?

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 01:22 PM (Y8DZL)

322 302 Why do these cities get such awful politicians ?

--------

If you look at the makeup of the people who live there, the pink/blue-hairs who vote, and how nutty they are, you get dipshit mayors.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 07, 2026 01:22 PM (aZm/F)

323 Juan DeFuca is our only hope!
Posted by: garrett


He knows how to put out conflagrations with all those fire DeFucas.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

324 I have always taken not voting as a sign of political health. That is, people are not expecting other citizens to vote in a way that harms them and they aren't using their time to stay informed, because they don't have to.

A healthy polity has few laws and changes them seldom.


We do not have a healthy polity.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (4NO2D)

So you endorse laziness.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 07, 2026 01:23 PM (rkhDX)

325 She herself is a renter, living in a one-bedroom apartment in the city’s Capitol Hill neighborhood."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Nx5jP)

Not so stupid, then. When the city collapses into full anarchy, she can bail out with her ill-gotten gains, and not lose her investment in real estate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2026 01:23 PM (utfVc)

326 The KOMO reporter couldn't have been more wimpy and weak with that mayor and her five head. How about an actual tough question-- not "How are you doing?" Geez KOMO, get it together.

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2026 01:23 PM (lCppi)

327 308 I know this is very un-Christian to say, but that scrunt Seattle mayor deserves to be vigorously and repeatedly culturally enriched.
Posted by: Butch

There are some jobs even illegal aliens won't do.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)

328 You know what could clean up Seattle real quickly? Mt Rainier

This being the HQ, I genuinely misread that as "My Boner".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 01:24 PM (GAoSt)

329 When is Karoline Leavitt gonna pop?

Posted by: The Horde

WUT?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (xG4kz)

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Wifey speculated that that was a comedic reference (and dig at The Horde) to her still appearing heavy -- as do most all women in my experience -- after having just given birth.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:25 PM (lR5Ug)

330 311 >>The Cascadia Subduction Zone is the name of the configuration where an oceanic tectonic plate is being forced UNDER the land of Washington and Oregon.

>>It is capable of a 9.0 magnitude earthquake.


Juan DeFuca is our only hope!

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2026 01:20 PM

Democrat sheeple are going to rue the day when all of the Juans that entered the U.S. illegally commit horrific crimes against humanity!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:26 PM (HlyYF)

331 I guess he's in business to make money.

Tennessee lending company sues 110,000 customers who haven't paid back loans with 279.5% interest rate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 07, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

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Bubba's Dixie Mafia is still in business?

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:26 PM (lR5Ug)

332 Why do these cities get such awful politicians ?

During the early 2000s there was a common observation that people defending against terrorism had to be 100% perfect, but the terrorists only needed to get it right once. Democrats are that way: they win once, they install the Dominion machines and whatnot, and they never lose again unless the kayfabe demands a GOPe type for a few years.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2026 01:26 PM (GAoSt)

333 Why do these cities get such awful politicians ?

Because the job of mayor, etc. doesn't pay enough to attract anybody smart enough to get a job for more money and less hassle in the private sector honest.
Posted by: SMOD

FIFY

Posted by: buddhaha at May 07, 2026 01:27 PM (ylzHB)

334
Geez. What are they feeding the women in VT?

Ben & Jerry's Oligarch Chip.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 07, 2026 01:28 PM (0nHVk)

335 Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes.

“Last week was tax day… I paid the government probably almost 60% of what I earn. That’s a lot.”

“And I… wouldn’t mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the rich don’t pay taxes.”

“The top 10% pay 72% of all federal income taxes. And the bottom half, 3%.”

“The Democratic Socialists talk about socialism like we don’t already have a lot: Social Security, unemployment, Medicare, nutritional assistance, Medicaid, Obamacare, disability, housing subsidies.”

“How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly? How can it be that the federal government alone took in over 5 trillion in taxes last year, and we still need that?”

“Are we really this incompetent and corrupt?”

..YES

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2026 01:28 PM (RHGPo)

336 TBH, I would be fine with greatly raising the salaries of pols if we in parallel banned the ways they get bribed semi-legally.

But I don't think that will happen because there is just too much money in play.

If buying a Senator gets your NGO funded and pays your salary you will find a way to do it no matter what the laws say

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

337
Geez. What are they feeding the women in VT?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

She has two brothers named Darryl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2026 01:29 PM (Cqx++)

338 "Destroying jobs by chasing Starbucks out of Seattle, and fast-tracking street assaults by illegal immigrants. Boy, oh boy, oh boy, Seattle voters really know how to pick their leaders.
Posted by: mrp"


Not all job destruction is necessarily bad.

Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2026 01:31 PM (GUOwU)

339 Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes.

A naive analysis looks at our government and assesses it as incompetent. They take in all this money and don't actually resolve any of the problems they are supposed to!

But if this was simple incompetence it would eventually get resolved, and things used to play out that way. Remember we went through a cycle of bad urban governance that changed with the likes of Rudy.

But that will not happen any more, because the goal of government is NOT to resolve the issues voters complain about, but instead to enrich the people in government and their clients.

You aren't seeing a broken system anymore. You are seeing a well oiled machine, but it isn't designed to do the things you think it is supposed to do.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

340 Wifey speculated that that was a comedic reference (and dig at The Horde) to her still appearing heavy -- as do most all women in my experience -- after having just given birth.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2026 01:25 PM (lR5Ug)
********************
I think she looks great! Beaming with that sweet baby girl who will be as pretty as her mother.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2026 01:34 PM (WONhk)

341 301 God promised that he would never again use a global flood to wipeout evil human inequities.

I don't believe he has made that promise regarding lahars!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (HlyYF)

Or fire. Or nuclear bombs. Or famine. Or disease. Or just a Thanos-style snap of the fingers. There's all manners of effecting genocide at his fingertips.
Posted by: He can unmake us. He has the technology. at May 07, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)

Seems like he's using a flood of Muslims to do it, now.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2026 01:36 PM (iXqHn)

342 Disney employing child predator's: Policy, not oversight.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2026 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

Yeah, hard to believe that with the entire country to choose from they managed to hook illegals that are ALSO child predators. I mean, what are the odds?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2026 01:37 PM (8avO+)

343 Good luck with the crow caller, Ace!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 07, 2026 01:39 PM (w6EFb)

344 301 God promised that he would never again use a global flood to wipeout evil human inequities.

I don't believe he has made that promise regarding lahars!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2026 01:11 PM (HlyYF)

Look in God's files for the "Floods all over the world aside from St Vincent and the Grenadines". LOOPHOLE

E

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2026 01:39 PM (8avO+)

345 123 In other horrible news, on our cruise we've learned that sea otters are wiping our the scallop population in the glacier bay region of Alaska.

Sorry Nurse, that's unacceptable.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Ldu1F)

But THEY HOLD HANDS.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2026 01:41 PM (8avO+)

346 Yes! The casa gets listed in about two months and it's a beeline to northern Arizona.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
-----
Welcome.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 07, 2026 01:43 PM (ylzHB)

347 Obviously blacks have greatly benefited from being brought to the America's. Much better than when they were in the African areas. This isn't really any kind of an argument.
Posted by: mrally at May 07, 2026 01:19 PM (+ZHEV)

Back in the days of slavery Lincoln was trying to get black leaders to get on board with returning to Liberia for the colony there. Even then, bad as it was there was nearly zero interest in going back to Africa.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2026 01:45 PM (8avO+)

348 And people can pick up on that through some of these subtle queues

Subtle queues are for little folks and children.

Non-subtle queues are for "big folks".

Don't get me started on subtitled queues.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2026 12:58 PM (xG4kz)

A queue used to also mean a pigtail in the hair.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2026 01:56 PM (8avO+)

349 Crow is fren shape.

Posted by: The Dog at May 07, 2026 02:04 PM (XodLO)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
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