Humpday Cafe

by @klucaptures

Baby is bad at fetch.

The perils of a feminized culture.

Puppy therapy.

ICYMI: Dog helps fold a giant tarp.

German shepherd nanny is defeated by doberman puppies.

Test pool for Coast Guard swimmers simulates ocean chop. They also have one for dogs.

Bears are out of control.

Summer's almost here.

Parrot is telling his dog friend the story of the day.. 😅

Sound on pic.twitter.com/0zfZlqqCqL
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 6, 2026

How baby elephants sleep with their mom.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/eq88NhBEIA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 6, 2026

Pure joy..🐐😅 pic.twitter.com/UVLujX2JL6
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 6, 2026

View of landing at Skardu Airport (OPSD) located in the Himalayan mountain range, Pakistan. pic.twitter.com/xShs28EjtD
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 6, 2026

Barely any planes fly over the Himalayas.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:35 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Willowed (again): It looks like the VA bigshot Dem that was raided by the feds was funneling campaign funds into companies that she owned. I sort of find that kind of corruption quaint.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL)

3 I have no desire to ever see Pakistan

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

4 I have no desire to ever see Pakistan
Posted by: Skip

Or smell it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 07:40 PM (l26NL)

5 Release all the, well, you know, the things

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 06, 2026 07:40 PM (YlWIZ)

6 Pure Joy

I've heard of Mountain Goats. But, Roof Goats?

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:40 PM (gtcuf)

7
The assholes being attacked by bears are fucking idiots.

Life isn't a Disney movie. The bears are waking up and they are hungry.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)

8 Bears are out of control.

Why, exactly, were they measuring the bear?

Was someone planning to wear it to the Met Gala?

Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 07:42 PM (VHUov)

9 Kudos to the AoSHQ Café Sanitation Engineering Team for lowering the mephitic bouquet in the Café as much as they've been able to so far, given last night's double happy-footing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

10 I've seen what made it over here. The Donald got it right years ago.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 06, 2026 07:42 PM (YlWIZ)

11 Bears are out of control.

He's not there for the hunting, is he.

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:42 PM (gtcuf)

12 Doggie helping fold tarp is a good helper

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2026 07:43 PM (Kyh8Y)

14
Roof goats are a thing in upper Wisconsin. There is a great restaurant in upper Wisconsin that has goats on the thatch roof.

It is a cool thing to see.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

15 Pure Joy
I've heard of Mountain Goats. But, Roof Goats?
Posted by: Delurker

"Like a goat on a hot tin roof."

Nah, needs work.

Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 07:44 PM (VHUov)

16 Don't want to inject politics into the cutesy thread, but it was revealed today that Penguin Facts is a fully funded creation of the SPLC. You taxpayers are financing slander and misinformation.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at May 06, 2026 07:45 PM (oftw2)

17
Goat, feces, week-old curry, road kill, and fresh tiger lilynon a dewy summer's morn . That's-

EAU DU PAKISTAN from Chanel

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2026 07:45 PM (iJfKG)

18
Just a thought, but that lifeguard could train at the beach.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2026 07:46 PM (n7rxJ)

19 @Osint613
7m
18-year-old Jaylan A. Davis has been identified in the mass shooting that killed 1 person and injured 22 others during a “Sunday Funday” party in Edmond, Oklahoma. He turned himself in

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:46 PM (koh6z)

20

I have to admit I don't get the penguin thing here.

I must have missed something.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)

21 Are cockatoos parrots? I don't think so. Now I shall have to waste the next half hour on bird taxonomy.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 07:47 PM (T7g1h)

22 The U.S. Air Force is targeting a Fourth of July delivery for a Boeing 747 gifted by Qatar to join the Air Force One fleet ahead of the nation’s 250th anniversary, a U.S. official and a source familiar with the program told Reuters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:48 PM (koh6z)

23 Pakeminstan, that much humanity in one place, no thank you

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 07:48 PM (z2aPa)

24 In Northern Norway, turf roofs are on many old buildings, even motels. Goats keep it trim. Saw cows grazing on roofs, too, when the building was built into a hill.

Posted by: Sven Svennson at May 06, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)

25 18
Just a thought, but that lifeguard could train at the beach.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2026 07:46 PM (n7rxJ)
Train to rescue. You have to go out. You don't have to come back.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

26 Not watching that Himalayan plane vid. Much puking would probably ensue.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

27

Jaylan?

Yeah

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:49 PM (3ek7K)

28 I could have been first but I was measuring my bear.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

29
On this day in 1968, 58 years ago, Neil Armstrong nearly got killed flying the lunar lander test vehicle, dubbed the flying bedstead.

https://is.gd/ploZfh

That is why he was chosen to be the commander of the first attempted moon landing. This and previous incidents showed his ability to keep cool with a level head with things literally spinning out of control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

30 Pete Bootyjudge has had a cockatoo. Or three, or four.

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:51 PM (gtcuf)

31 24 In Northern Norway, turf roofs are on many old buildings, even motels. Goats keep it trim. Saw cows grazing on roofs, too, when the building was built into a hill.
Posted by: Sven Svennson at May 06, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)

I read that as 'turd roofs'.

Posted by: Nelly at May 06, 2026 07:51 PM (6+ehB)

32
Buttaboy has had several cocks.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)

33 Well, it is Hump day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 07:53 PM (Cqx++)

34 Sen. John Kennedy on Obama's Colbert appearance:

"President Obama has always been better at pandering than persuasion."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:53 PM (koh6z)

35 So a cockatoo is a parrot, but not a "true parrot".

Now I'm not taxologist, or a rhetoritologist, but if something is not a true thing, then it just isn't that thing at all.

And that's the name of that tune.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 07:53 PM (T7g1h)

36 Of course cockatoos are parrots.

They’re badasses, too. They’re never found without a Barretta.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 07:53 PM (77rzZ)

37 How's the job, Bulg? Getting better?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 06, 2026 07:53 PM (nz1sK)

38 I was wondering why the new Peleton ad constantly interrupting my YouTube videos was so splendiferously gayballz. Well it seems the sweaty beef-tart is one of the guys from "Heated Rivalry" (I don't watch it).

Ace, what do you think about the ad?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at May 06, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)

39 So, cockatoos not only have a silly name, they're also fake parrots.

Poor cockatoos.

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:54 PM (gtcuf)

40 Penguin Facts is fully volunteer supported. We accept no outside funding and don't even have tote bags. Big Penguin's lies can find no purchase with these scurrilous smears.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 06, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

41 I have to admit I don't get the penguin thing here.
Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:47 PM

Good. It's nothing, really. Pay no attention to the Spheniscidae behind the curtain of the WEF.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 06, 2026 07:55 PM (mC9Od)

42 6 Pure Joy

I've heard of Mountain Goats. But, Roof Goats?
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 07:40 PM (gtcuf)

Are they armed with AK-47s?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 06, 2026 07:57 PM (JcF+m)

43

Okay,

If you are taking a dick up in your ass you are a pervert and we normal people should fight against that.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K)

44
Huh.

Netflix made a series based on the movie "Man on Fire".

What's the over/under it sucks mightily.

I suppose the Denzel Washington part is played by a trannie dual-spirit, neural atypical elfin.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2026 07:59 PM (iJfKG)

45 "If you are taking a dick up in your ass you are a pervert and we normal people should fight against that.
Posted by: four seasons"

NOW do you see?

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 06, 2026 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

46 > On this day in 1968, 58 years ago, Neil Armstrong nearly got killed flying the lunar lander test vehicle, dubbed the flying bedstead.

https://is.gd/ploZfh

That is why he was chosen to be the commander of the first attempted moon landing. This and previous incidents showed his ability to keep cool with a level head with things literally spinning out of control.
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There are people... myself included who have a weird sense of spatial awareness. It's uncanny.

But I'm stupid in a lot of other situations. Like most.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 08:00 PM (jehhT)

47 This is the greatest day in the history of the universe. But first, the theme music.

https://tinyurl.com/3r9r5bcu

Barack Obama@BarackObama
Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center!
L.Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more.

Tickets available at http://tickets.obama.org.Post

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Better get those tickets early!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 08:01 PM (ndZc7)

48
There is a lot of stuff I don't want to see.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 08:01 PM (3ek7K)

49 The Barack Obama Presidential Eyesore.

h/t Chris Plante

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

50 Pete Bootyjudge has had a cockatoo. Or three, or four.
Posted by: Delurker

Also peacocks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 08:03 PM (ndZc7)

51
Puppy therapy is the best therapy for person and puppies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 08:04 PM (HdYcL)

52 Experiment #678 on how to make Pandas extinct:

Put the following 3 items on the ground in front of a Panda. A little red ball; A delicious cupcake; I rusty yet extremely sharp knife tipped with mercury.

Guess which one they put in their mouth first.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 08:04 PM (dIske)

53 Better get those tickets early!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 08:01 PM (ndZc7)

Thanks for posting this! I've been keeping a countdown and posting occasionally.

Tickets are $30 US. You could win some on the website but you had to have ID because this is important, not like voting.

That parrot and dog video were cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 06, 2026 08:05 PM (Sco7b)

54 Gotta respect nature. Wild animals can be dangerous and if you have any sense, stay away from them. They may look cute but they may bite your face off.

Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 08:05 PM (9lqZe)

55 Roof goats are a thing in upper Wisconsin. There is a great restaurant in upper Wisconsin that has goats on the thatch roof.

It is a cool thing to see.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

There is a German tale of the old farmer woman who decided to graze her old milk cow on the turf roof of her hut, but afraid that the poor old cow would wander to far and fall off the roof, she determined she would tie the tether rope around her wrist by way of running it down the chimney, so she could control the cow that way, and do her housework inside at the same time.
Of course the cow fell off the roof while she was working near the fire, and so doing yanked the poor farmer woman up the chimney where she most likely suffocated.

As in all German humorous tales, that was the knee slapping part.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 08:05 PM (rbvCR)

56 Trailer with the tarp in called a "Covered Wagon". Looks to be a lot of work. Flatbeds are simpler, accept for the climbing.

Posted by: javems at May 06, 2026 08:06 PM (zFsEm)

57 55 As in all German humorous tales, that was the knee slapping part.

Well, that was a Grimm tale.

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:06 PM (gtcuf)

58
Stuffed peppers, mashed taters and green beans tonight.

Comfort food.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 08:07 PM (3ek7K)

59 Russia's Foreign Ministry is calling on foreign nations to evacuate diplomats from Kyiv, warning it will strike decision-making centers in the Ukrainian capital if Ukraine disrupts the May 9 parade
----------

Germany's Chancellor Fred Merz: "We are rearming in the truest sense of the word. We are strengthening ourselves."
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What in the world does Germany have that Russia would want?

Beer?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 08:07 PM (koh6z)

60 55 Roof goats are a thing in upper Wisconsin. There is a great restaurant in upper Wisconsin that has goats on the thatch roof.

It is a cool thing to see.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 07:44 PM (3ek7K)
_____________________________

If they don't have a specialty drink at that place called a "Roofie" they are blowing a great opportunity.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 08:08 PM (dIske)

61 Barack Obama@BarackObama
Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center!
L.Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more.

Tickets available at http://tickets.obama.org.Post

Go fuck yourself

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2026 08:08 PM (u3SRj)

62 I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gtcuf)

63 Experiment #678 on how to make Pandas extinct:

Put the following 3 items on the ground in front of a Panda. A little red ball; A delicious cupcake; I rusty yet extremely sharp knife tipped with mercury.

Guess which one they put in their mouth first.
Posted by: Orson

They live in China. I'm sure that environment has rendered them immune to heavy-metal poisoning. And the mercury would kill the tetanus bacteria.

It might suffocate on the ball, though, if it's the right size.

Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)

64
This and previous incidents showed his ability to keep cool with a level head with things literally spinning out of control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

____________

On Gemini 8, the capsule underwent rotation when a thruster was stuck on. It was spinning at nearly a full rotation a second. The reentry thrusters had to be used to stabilize the spacecraft and the mission was aborted 10 hours in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 08:10 PM (HdYcL)

65 Hinting at political violence?
[Big Whoop] Goldberg says the administration and Republican need to see "the writing on the wall" that America is "not going to spiral with you" and that "we will do whatever we have to do to take care of our own."
"That's what's going to happen," she adds.
. . . .
"I don't trust them to not cheat."
Behar claims that Republican victories in mid terms would be the results of the cheating and nothing else.
She claims Florida has stopped running their own elections.

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Great confidence in a Donk victory, I see.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

66 I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker

Gazpacho?

It's not "masculine," but it is "more masculine."

Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 08:11 PM (VHUov)

67 "I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker "

Powerslamfruitshake.

Nah.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

68 What in the world does Germany have that Russia would want?

Beer?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _

Hot Frauleins?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 06, 2026 08:13 PM (ndZc7)

69 I wasn't sure that the tower in the background of today's morning art was Big Ben's tower, but it might be. Hard to tell it is so dark.

But now we close the day with Big Ben in the background.

Was that planned?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 08:13 PM (T7g1h)

70 Barky's Presidential Center looks like a prison

But would like to see who directors and ask
Where will I find all of Obama's college records and papers he wrote?

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0)

71 Late to the party, but just finished reading the earlier post on Schizophrenic Cucker Qatarlson literally losing his mind (Trump breaks yet another Lefty Anti-Semite -- But I Repeat Myself).

Just told the wifey that he's "Jumped The Shart" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (4Axv6)

72 66 I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker

___________________

Might I suggest "Machine Mangled Beverage"

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (dIske)

73 by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gtcuf)

I call them blendeds, because the word smoothie is cringe to me, even though I'm female. 😂

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (Vvh2V)

74 67 "I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker "

Vitameatavegamin Mouth Explosion

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (Sco7b)

75 3 I have no desire to ever see Pakistan
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

You're missing nothing.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (TIizU)

76 Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 08:05 PM (rbvCR)

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Next time, warn us -- I might have been drinking milk and would have ruined my keyboard.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 08:15 PM (T7g1h)

77 I threw some frozen banana slices, plain yogurt, peanut butter, cocoa powder and milk in the NutriBullet and it is magically delicious. But I don't want to call my creation a smoothie.

Choco-Banana-Peanut Power Slam, maybe?

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:15 PM (gtcuf)

78 Orange Julius just walked in.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 08:15 PM (z2aPa)

79 "I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker
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Maelstrom. "Male" is right there in the name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (kpS4V)

80 I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gtcuf)

Frappe mirable
crème fouettée aux fruits
"Butch"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (rbvCR)

81
I have no desire to ever see Pakistan
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

You're missing nothing.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (TIizU)

____________

Her Majesty went to school in Lahore. No way she could go back there now. The Musloid fanatics ruin everything.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (HdYcL)

82
How drinks for queerrs?

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

83 Blended man juice.

Would be popular amongst a certain crowd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

84
Welp., that's never happened before.

I was grilling tonight salmon for dinner, and-

it had so much fat that it caught on fire.

Salmon Flambe!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2026 08:17 PM (iJfKG)

85 A Harvey Milkshake has fruit in it.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

86 Blood of your enemies banana strawberry kale kefir mix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)

87 62 I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker

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Mangled fruit with ice cream.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 08:18 PM (T7g1h)

88
I was grilling tonight salmon for dinner, and-

it had so much fat that it caught on fire.

____________

That's what happens with that farm-raised stuff. Wild caught is leaner and more flavorful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 08:19 PM (HdYcL)

89 Maelstrom. "Male" is right there in the name.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (kpS4V)

I was voting for Machine Mangled Beverage until you buzzed in. Changing my vote.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 06, 2026 08:19 PM (zYpTz)

90 A Harvey Milkshake has fruit in it.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

I hate fruit in ice cream/shakes. Its a texture consistency thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

91 Maelstrom and PowerSlam are both really good. Productive meeting.

Sabres up 3-1 on the Commies.

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:20 PM (gtcuf)

92 >> On Gemini 8, the capsule underwent rotation when a thruster was stuck on.

That was the first orbital docking ever. Also, guess where that incident started? When they were over .... China. Here's a little video about that:

https://is.gd/8dDIWD

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 08:20 PM (w6EFb)

93 3 I have no desire to ever see Pakistan
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

Hey! Pakistanis made those 20 pairs of socks I bought for $10 Canadian at Walmart so they can't be all that bad.

One of my Florida clients was from Pakistan and she sent me a picture of her 19 year old daughter one time - DAMN!!

Wow. America did her good...

Good night all. The cat is in. We'll see if she wants to stay and watch a horror movie with me and the dog.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 06, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)

94
I've seen that bus -- Albert Einstein is in it and yammering on and on about "ze speed of light".

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 08:21 PM (xG4kz)

95 75 3 I have no desire to ever see Pakistan
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

You're missing nothing.
Posted by: front toward enemy at May 06, 2026 08:14 PM (TIizU)
_____________

Never been to Pakistan. I have been to India, which is Pakistan without the edge IMO. I would only visit Pakistan purposefully if I developed an incurable deadly disease and decided I was going to do one final good deed that included one of those sporty Muslim vests, and a room full of Tehrik-e Taliban.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 08:21 PM (dIske)

96 Maelstrom. "Male" is right there in the name.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (kpS4V)

In German that is "Mehl sturm" or "flour storm"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 08:22 PM (rbvCR)

97
Her Majesty, The Big Dummy and Rosalind have made it to Lawrence, KS for shows starting tomorrow. I've been wearing out the Heaven Hotline calling St. Christopher on their behalf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 08:22 PM (HdYcL)

98
19 @Osint613
7m
18-year-old Jaylan A. Davis has been identified in the mass shooting that killed 1 person and injured 22 others during a “Sunday Funday” party in Edmond, Oklahoma. He turned himself in
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 07:46 PM

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He sure showed them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2026 08:23 PM (VWtfl)

99 Way past my bedtime
And its looking like a string of long commutes in near future
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)

100 Dont want to call it a smoothie? add half a teaspoon of raw oatmeal and call it cold oats.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2026 08:26 PM (PV+Zw)

101
Hadrian,

Great news!!!

I pray they will be safe.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 08:26 PM (3ek7K)

102 Smoothie?

Since you have homogenized it you could call it the homo.

Posted by: Pete B at May 06, 2026 08:30 PM (GSuqO)

103 Yay, Man of a Thousand Faces on TCM.

Posted by: Bulg at May 06, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)

104 Orange roughy smoothie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++)

105
Those goats on the roof are auditioning for the prospective remaking of the film "The Sand Pebbles". Y'all remember the final scene, yes?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 08:31 PM (xG4kz)

106 Add 2 ounces of alcohol and make it a real drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 08:32 PM (z2aPa)

107 Barky's Presidential Center looks like a prison
Posted by: Skip

I've always thought it looked like that big rock the head choppers walk around in Mecca. It's a good fit for Dogeater.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 08:32 PM (l26NL)

108 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Gq5ke)

109 Did Barky take the hold off his presidential records?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 08:34 PM (z2aPa)

110 So a streamer/vtuber I listen to is an active duty Army chick. She does an annual charity event to support veterans. If anyone is interested in tossing five bucks towards here ya go.

https://tinyurl.com/yzdc6ums

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 08:35 PM (Gq5ke)

111 >I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."

Shaven.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2026 08:35 PM (Q+gd/)

112 Add 2 ounces of alcohol and make it a real drink.
Posted by: Ben Had

I guess a smoothie is a "cocktail" with or without the alcohol. That's more masculine.

Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)

113
I pray they will be safe.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 08:26 PM (3ek7K)

___________

We had to replace the four rear tires on the RV with commercial weight ones because of a series of blowouts. Her Majesty brings a lot of stuff to shows and she's right up against the weight limit of 14500 pounds. By emptying the grey and black water tanks she got it down to 13800.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2026 08:35 PM (HdYcL)

114 Orange roughy smoothie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++)

Kind of the updated Bass-omatic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 06, 2026 08:36 PM (0aYVJ)

115 I guess a smoothie is a "cocktail" with or without the alcohol. That's more masculine.
Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)

Heheheh..."cock"!

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 08:38 PM (Gq5ke)

116 A fat and well-fed bear is a happy bear. Bear kisses are just to test to see if you need a dry-rub in the dead fall next to the creek.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 06, 2026 08:38 PM (D1E+2)

117
I wish there was a more masculine word for a smoothie than "smoothie."
Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gtcuf)

Frappe mirable
crème fouettée aux fruits
"Butch"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 08:16 PM (rbvCR)

Oh hell no. That name is French, and therefore, lame.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM (y9nCu)

118 Thanx yew Presdent bidum foor m akwring twoday Natoianl FART Tbing dey. So hello to Presdent Obama foor us two .

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM (8RVzJ)

119 Thanx yew Presdent bidum foor m akwring twoday Natoianl FART Tbing dey. So hello to Presdent Obama foor us two .

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM (8RVzJ)

120
Did Barky take the hold off his presidential records?
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! Good one, Ben Had!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM (xG4kz)

121
Did Barky take the hold off his presidential records?
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! Good one, Ben Had!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM (xG4kz)

122
Did Barky take the hold off his presidential records?
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! Good one, Ben Had!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM (xG4kz)

123 *hic*

Posted by: The Hampsters at May 06, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

124
That's quite an echo in here!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 06, 2026 08:43 PM (xG4kz)

125 Barely any planes fly over the Himalayas.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:35 PM
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Probably for good reason.

"Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2026 08:44 PM (gnNyN)

126 There are minority peoples in far northern Pakistan who are delightful. Completely different ethnically. Some of tbe kindest, most joyful people you'll ever meet, and they live in the most beautiful, peaceful areas you can imagine. If that area were ever able to secede, I'd buy a little plot of land and have the locals build me a summer place.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 06, 2026 08:45 PM (Vvh2V)

127 Probably for good reason.

"Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2026 08:44 PM (gnNyN)

Heh. Nice reference.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 06, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

128 That name is French, and therefore, lame.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2026 08:41 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: David at May 06, 2026 08:46 PM (0sNs1)

129 >>>Barky's Presidential Center looks like a prison
Posted by: Skip

I've always thought it looked like that big rock the head choppers walk around in Mecca. It's a good fit for Dogeater.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

>I think it looks like a place where they institutionalize children so they can later ritually rape them in the underground labyrinth. And play basketball.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 06, 2026 08:46 PM (D1E+2)

130 So I finished the new Daredevil season. It's a terrible tragedy. Great cast, insane production values, amazing fights and the plot and dialogue is awful. It was like a child smashing toys together. What a terrible waste of a great legacy cast and characters. RIP Daredevil.

Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2026 08:47 PM (gSOHL)

131 Barky's Presidential Center looks like a prison
Posted by: Skip

the larval form of an AT-AT. It pupates later.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 06, 2026 08:48 PM (0aYVJ)

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