Millionaire Celebrities Protest the 1% at the Billionaire-Sponsored Met Gala

Former celebrity and they/them Sam Smith,
aging like fine milk

Fallen pop ditz Katy Perry, wearing a stylish
anti-identification sexual assault mask

I've personally hit my Duane Johnson Endurance Limit. How about you?

Sarah Paulson wears dollar bill over her eyes to call out the ‘One Percent.’

The actress, who is worth an estimated $12 million, used her outfit to call out the world’s elite while attending the $100,000 per person Met Gala. pic.twitter.com/jWfIPdtWTn
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) May 5, 2026

Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala. pic.twitter.com/wJ7NzKlJip
— That 1 (@that_1) May 5, 2026

World's first transgender quadriplegic cerebral palsy model is universally acclaimed as stunning and brave.

This look celebrated the Real Hero of the evening: Chemical dependency.

Eda Sansel Ustun creation for the Met Gala 2026 - built on the body in real time.

Inspired by the human vascular system, where veins and arteries evolve into couture.#MetGala2026 #MetGala #FashionIsArt pic.twitter.com/5vK238irpX
— Ganesh Naik (@GaneshNaik88404) May 6, 2026

That's totes AI. I thought it was, but then I found the "designer's" page featuring the "dress," and I figured it was, somehow, real. But now I find out the "designer" is an "AI artist" which means I'm Lamont the Big Dummy.

More nonsense below:

Saving the best for last: Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:36 PM

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1 Future historians say what the absolute fuck is this shit?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 05:37 PM (jehhT)

2 Oof.

Posted by: Bosk at May 06, 2026 05:38 PM (VMFAF)

3 I would say these people need to fear God, but I think we are past that.

They need to fear Lady Guillotine.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 05:39 PM (T7g1h)

4 not first!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 06, 2026 05:39 PM (cDvOu)

5 OMG. That guy -- thing -- whatever it was. It's like, "you watched it, you can't un-watch it" in spades!

Posted by: tankascribe at May 06, 2026 05:39 PM (NtoJk)

6 Why are you mad at us Ace ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2026 05:39 PM (Zp5pW)

7 It was just a couple weeks ago that California was taken to the shed on ICE masks, and now those Ice-hating celebrities have made them stylish

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (yQoVG)

8 Sarah Paulson played my favorite character in Deadwood.

And she showed a nipple.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (Q+gd/)

9 I've personally hit my Duane Johnson Endurance Limit

wrestling is fake and gay

Posted by: just saying at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (t22Ck)

10 Awwwwwwwwwwwwww MAN … ! What did we do to deserve THIS … ? That's just wrong-wrong-wrong-wrongity-wrong … !

Posted by: Dr_No at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (ayRl+)

11 I dropped the Rock long ago when he supported the NFL kneelers.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (kxLc1)

12
Veins and arteries inspire couture..... nope.

WT actual F?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 05:41 PM (w6EFb)

13 Needs more Katie Porter and Lori Lightfoot to sex up the place.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 05:42 PM (Sco7b)

14 The hell did you people do to deserve this?

Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2026 05:43 PM (1S3fY)

15 I know what's missing from Lena Dunham's dress - tar. Lots and lots of tar.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2026 05:43 PM (qx7Zg)

16 "Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds?"

And putting 350 pounds on six in heels seems ill-advised.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2026 05:43 PM (vbXSk)

17 Okay, it also amuses me that ace is managing to take the hump out of Humpday.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 05:43 PM (Sco7b)

18 Looks like scenes from The Hunger Games.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 05:43 PM (sAmhv)

19 Amazing the left is desperate to replicate the Hunger Games.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2026 05:44 PM (diia5)

20 Dunham is a perfect example of a Leftist woman.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 05:44 PM (kxLc1)

21 World's first transgender quadriplegic cerebral palsy model is universally acclaimed as stunning and brave.

-----------------

Gonna wager that this is the first time those words have been assembled in that order.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2026 05:44 PM (2UnvF)

22 I would not let any one of those weirdos to clean my toilet. Even for free.

Which is what they're all remotely useful for.

And, this, after a high fiber binge for a week or two.

*trust me... it's bad* 💩

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 05:44 PM (jehhT)

23 Hunger Games Capitol, but with less self-awareness.

Posted by: Rich degenerates degenerating richly at May 06, 2026 05:44 PM (TbWk/)

24 If Katy Perry's mask was orange she would at least look like a Guild Navigator from Dune Part 1 (2021).

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:45 PM (T6aVk)

25 I've personally hit my Duane Johnson Endurance Limit

And now we know why his wife left him.

(ok, I have no idea if his wife left him. vaguely heard that happened a few years ago.)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 05:45 PM (sAmhv)

26 Is she auditioning for Daft Punk?

Posted by: She's already daft at May 06, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

27 Whatever the opposite of Ozempic face is, that's what Lena Dunham has.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (2UnvF)

28 9 I've personally hit my Duane Johnson Endurance Limit

wrestling is fake and gay
Posted by: just saying at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (t22Ck)

CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK...

IS

COOKIN

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (T6aVk)

29 Ok. Went with Maker's Mark & Bulleit Rye just to have something.

Definitely going to have to find a better liquor store. Goody Goody used to be a major go to.

Thanks all for the suggestions.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (MIar9)

30 BTW... where's the photo of Bad Bunny posing as an old white man?

Cultural appropriation much?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (jehhT)

31 maybe The Rock identifies as a Highland Scot?

and there is not enough eyebleach in the world for poor Lena.
How did she get an invite, when the Duchess of Sussex did not?

(I would save that photo for the "girl meets wall" scale, kind of like South Park weighed poop in "courics". I'm blanking on the person's name that is the metric for stupidity here--senior moment)

Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (enw9G)

32 >>World's first transgender quadriplegic cerebral palsy model is universally acclaimed as stunning and brave.

Seriously, we're in a simulation, right?
That is too dang silly, that is a punchline to a decade old joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (8Fxbo)

33 Did they all arrive in the same dump truck?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:47 PM (k8xm0)

34 3 I would say these people need to fear God, but I think we are past that.

They need to fear Lady Guillotine.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 06, 2026 05:39 PM (T7g1h)

May Schlürpö save them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:47 PM (T6aVk)

35 (I would save that photo for the "girl meets wall" scale, kind of like South Park weighed poop in "courics". I'm blanking on the person's name that is the metric for stupidity here--senior moment)
Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 05:46 PM (enw9G)

Sally Kohn.

Posted by: It's in metric so you know it's stupid at May 06, 2026 05:47 PM (TbWk/)

36 >>and there is not enough eyebleach in the world for poor Lena.
How did she get an invite, when the Duchess of Sussex did not?

Pity invite, so they can claim they accommodated non-model feminists?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (8Fxbo)

37 Protesting the rich...at the Met gala...that you paid $100k to attend...

You know, at least the French aristocrats had the sense not to be so fucking hypocritical.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (k8xm0)

38 Oh good. Ace mentioned her....

World's first transgender quadriplegic cerebral palsy model is universally acclaimed as stunning and brave.

Again, your 2028 Democratic Presidential Frontrunner.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (Sco7b)

39 Look at me, LOOK AT MEEEEE!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (k8xm0)

40 😂

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (bTqtW)

41 10 Awwwwwwwwwwwwww MAN … ! What did we do to deserve THIS … ? That's just wrong-wrong-wrong-wrongity-wrong … !
Posted by: Dr_No at May 06, 2026 05:40 PM (ayRl+)

sooo.... yer sayin... just say... NO?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

42 Most of these: who??

Sam Smith, for example. Who the fuck is that. He looks like he's trying to be Lola Fallahn(sp?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

43 >>>Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds?

Then you can play linebacker for the Bears.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (syz1S)

44 >>Looks like scenes from The Hunger Games.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (8Fxbo)

45 Everything is a mindfuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (uFMIn)

46 When Duane Johnson and Vin Diesel had a beef on the set of Fast and Furious I did have a clue who would have been the asshole ( there's always one asshole ) . Now I'd bet a large sum of money the asshole was Johnson.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (kxLc1)

47 Thanks, Metric! It's all coming back--millikohns, gigakohns, etc

Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (enw9G)

48 Posted by: It's in metric so you know it's stupid at May 06, 2026 05:47 PM (TbWk/)

Yeah, go enjoy your quarter pounder with cheese at McDonalds.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (T6aVk)

49 Ouch.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (YlWIZ)

50 Lena Dunham has pringles face

Posted by: Accomack at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (/Chlc)

51 I can imagine the fitting for Lena Dunham. "More feathers! For fucks sake bring me ALL the feathers! Every fucking feather!"

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (k8xm0)

52 42 Most of these: who??

Sam Smith, for example. Who the fuck is that. He looks like he's trying to be Lola Fallahn(sp?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

Big fat faggot singer who was famous for fifteen seconds.

Posted by: Barely clinging to relevance at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (TbWk/)

53 I don't think they/them have anything shocking anymore. 😂

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (bTqtW)

54 Lena Dunham is fat and ugly, but at least she's not Megyn Kelly... right Ace?

Posted by: jwest at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (nfOOG)

55 Did have to go look and make sure my memory was correct... but... the bestest part of this insanity?

The Met Gala is a Charity event to raise funds, for their HISTORICAL FASHION collection.

/Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (mP0Kj)

56 >>>Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds?

Then you can play linebacker for the Bears.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (syz1S)

They'd do better to bring back William "Refrigerator" Perry.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2026 05:51 PM (qx7Zg)

57 47 Thanks, Metric! It's all coming back--millikohns, gigakohns, etc
Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 05:49 PM (enw9G)

The Royal with Cheese?
Royal avec Fromage?
Royal mit Käse?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:51 PM (T6aVk)

58 Katy Perry was hoping nobody would look behind the mask.

By the by, the best part - she is wearing silver ghetto grills behind the mask. No joke.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:51 PM (k8xm0)

59 Lena Dunham should fire her hair and makeup person.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 05:51 PM (vJrRc)

60 Well, I'm going to hit my hand with a hammer.

Then shower.

That should alleviate the memory of.... *don't scroll up, don't scroll up*

Posted by: man at May 06, 2026 05:51 PM (XuXeR)

61 51 I can imagine the fitting for Lena Dunham. "More feathers! For fucks sake bring me ALL the feathers! Every fucking feather!"
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (k8xm0)

There have never been enough feathers for that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (T6aVk)

62
What is with these freak eyebrows, or lack thereof I should say? This give some crazy alien look, like some sort of alien-human hybrid imagined for some sci-fi horror film.

Ah....(googling....) Eyebrow bleaching. Buttholes aren't enough now, you've got to bleach the eyebrows.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (w6EFb)

63 >>Fallen pop ditz Katy Perry, wearing a stylish
anti-identification sexual assault mask

Wearing a what???

Should have gone full Ellen Jamesian. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (8Fxbo)

64 I thought Tim Walz would have shown up wearing a dress out of Tampons ...................

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (S5Tk/)

65 I've personally hit my Duane Johnson Endurance Limit.

Coward. He wore pants under his skirt.

If he were a true scotsman he'd go commando.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)

66 61 51 I can imagine the fitting for Lena Dunham. "More feathers! For fucks sake bring me ALL the feathers! Every fucking feather!"
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (k8xm0)

There have never been enough feathers for that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (T6aVk)

and Big Bird runs for the hills...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2026 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)

67 Lena Dunham heard someone say Let Them Eat Cake and almost had a heart attack in anticipation.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (kxLc1)

68
Big fat faggot singer who was famous for fifteen seconds.
Posted by: Barely clinging to relevance at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (TbWk/)

Don't associate me with that. I was relevant for far longer.

Posted by: MiG-15 at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (T6aVk)

69 They'd do better to bring back William "Refrigerator" Perry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

He would need to be exhumed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (u3SRj)

70 None of them look exactly...happy, do they?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (k8xm0)

71 Lena Dunham has pringles face

And a Pillsbury body.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (ceJ0R)

72 Kami should have shown up with a dress made out of empty Boones Farm bottles...

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (S5Tk/)

73 These people are rich enough. Just hire a guy to stand in front of them when they come out of the dressing room and say "are you fucking kidding me?"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM (2UnvF)

74 All that is missing is Leela and her multipass.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM (k8xm0)

75 this week is teriyaki veg stirfry, cow demon.

McD's not on the menu, not in quite a while.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM (enw9G)

76 You know it's a high class event when Lena Dunham is invited to spice up the runway.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM (D1E+2)

77 lena dunham's skin is an unhealthy color. It's very red but mixed with gray.

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)

78 Yeah, go enjoy your quarter pounder with cheese at McDonalds.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 05:50 PM (T6aVk)

I will have Le Bíg Mâc, s'il vous plaît.

Posted by: Avec a glass of beer at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (TbWk/)

79 Actually meant Sally Rand from RIGHT stuff not Lola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

80 Katy Perry is a butterface. She should have had a bag instead of a mask.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (kxLc1)

81 and Big Bird runs for the hills..."

*cues up Iron Maiden*

Posted by: man at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (XuXeR)

82 How many of these will make the Sunday ONT?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (Cqx++)

83 You know what poor Lena needed to really complete the look?

Show off her mid-section and show off some waist jewelry.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)

84 I will have Le Bíg Mâc, s'il vous plaît."

Royale w/Fromage....

Posted by: man at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (XuXeR)

85 They'd do better to bring back William "Refrigerator" Perry.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

He would need to be exhumed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2026 05:53 PM (u3SRj)

Ok, then it's a tie whether he could do better than Lena Dunham playing for Da Bears.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (qx7Zg)

86 Zegler was on some heavy drugs. But I don’t think coke. She seems disoriented, like she’s on hallucinogenics.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (kBnaz)

87 I understand the true purpose of the "Met-Gala" even if the rest of you trogloldytes do not. This is, purely, a support group exercise. It is easier to acknowledge that you are retarded if there are others there displaying the same retarded behavior.

This is a concept very similar to Alcoholics Anonymous. However, instead of a dependence to alcohol, there is an inherent dependence to displaying a lack of intelligence, irony, and jackassery.

This year's theme, "Retarded Together", shows nuance and forethough. But, this year's event had it's obstacles. Some enterprising member of the serving staff had a laser pointer, and many of the outfits were damaged as participants chased the small light dot throughout the dining area destroying the placenta crepe display.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (dIske)

88 Katy Perry was covering up her Ozempic face

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (gu0hJ)

89 How many of these will make the Sunday ONT?"

I'll be out of town then. Thank God....

Posted by: man at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (XuXeR)

90 Hey, at least Sam Smith wasn't wearing skimpy bondagewear?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (8Fxbo)

91 Nothing says, "I care about the poor," like going in front of the cameras in a slutty dress.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (0Htd1)

92 Is today national fapping day?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (koh6z)

93 I’m missing something. How exclusive can this gay bukkake event be if there’s a bunch of nobodies there I never heard of before?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (kBnaz)

94 Put a football helmet on Lena Dunham and she could be an NFL O lineman

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (gu0hJ)

95 Wearing a what???

Should have gone full Ellen Jamesian. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

And given everyone a severe tongue-lashing.

No. Wait. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (Kyh8Y)

96 >>86 Zegler was on some heavy drugs. But I don’t think coke. She seems disoriented, like she’s on hallucinogenics.

but the jaw grinding is a CLASSIC sign of methamphetamines or maybe coke (as the post claims)

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (1wjle)

97 Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, what an assorted group of attention whores, ugly af too.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (Q/FnY)

98 lena dunham's skin is an unhealthy color. It's very red but mixed with gray.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)

Pudding in her veins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

99 Bunch of silly people. Nothing better to do, I guess.
They should get some coloring books and a big box of crayons.

Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (9lqZe)

100 >>Katy Perry was covering up her Ozempic face

"I should've done that!"
-- Olivia Wilde

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (8Fxbo)

101 Umm...who wants to let Katy know who designed...the...um...German Nazi uniforms?

Posted by: techsan at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (uNveu)

102 >>.94 Put a football helmet on Lena Dunham and she could be an NFL O lineman

no she looks like the dead football players in Beetlejuice

her skin is blue-gray man

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle)

103 Zegler was on some heavy drugs. But I don’t think coke. She seems disoriented, like she’s on hallucinogenics.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (kBnaz)

She looks pretty fucked up, like Ariana Grande and the weirdo wicked witch in every public appearance related to Wicked.

Posted by: Monarch programming: drugs and trauma at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (TbWk/)

104 "Show off her mid-section and show off some waist jewelry."

They'd need a sturdy pullchain to find the navel ring

Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (enw9G)

105 Former celebrity and they/them Sam Smith,
aging like fine milk

If he wants to be a they/them, he should really ditch the beard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (0Htd1)

106 There's more gravy than of grave about you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)

107 And in case anyone is interested, here's the menu for the Met Gala:

https://tinyurl.com/339daeum

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (Yl2Ob)

108 I’m missing something. How exclusive can this gay bukkake event be if there’s a bunch of nobodies there I never heard of before?
Posted by: Elric the Blade

See? It's so exclusive we don't even know of them!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2026 05:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

109 >>>101 Umm...who wants to let Katy know who designed...the...um...German Nazi uniforms?

oh you can't blame that on her, I made up the Hugo Boss thing just as a joke, I have no idea who designed her piece of crap frock

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)

110 Sarah Paulson - having so much dress that you need a paid helper to help you get around the stage isn't exactly a qualification for bitching about the rich.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 05:59 PM (k8xm0)

111 Can she see from behind that fencing mask? Is she trying out for the new mad max?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

112 They'd need a sturdy pullchain to find the navel ring"

A lot of flour...

Posted by: man at May 06, 2026 05:59 PM (XuXeR)

113 Males wearing skirts?

Men have been kilt for that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

114 I'd probably recognize more people at a pro-regime IRCG-sponsored rally in Tehran. Such are the fruits of near total separation from "pop culture" (for a long time).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2026 06:00 PM (U/Byj)

115 Why, it's almost like these people are a bunch of shallow, attention seeking hypocrites. I really don't think they are intelligent enough to realize how ridiculous this is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0Htd1)

116
The week was going so well, and then you released a picture of Lena Dunham.

How have I forsaken you, ACE?

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (Y8DZL)

117 Zegler was on some heavy drugs. But I don’t think coke. She seems disoriented, like she’s on hallucinogenics.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Let me know when she passes out.

Posted by: Katy Perry at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (WBJz+)

118 >>lena dunham's skin is an unhealthy color. It's very red but mixed with gray.

Yeah, she looks unwell.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (8Fxbo)

119 The vascular dress is kind of cool. I could never pull it off, mind you, but it is neat

Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (wB6dA)

120 She looks pretty fucked up, like Ariana Grande and the weirdo wicked witch in every public appearance related to Wicked.
Posted by: Monarch programming: drugs and trauma at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (TbWk/)

Thats it! Its a Dorian Grey situation! All of the fat from Ariana Grande and Cynthia Are Areevo is going to Lena Dunham!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

121 "A lot of flour..."

Maybe next year they can bring back braided armpits

Posted by: barbarausa at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (enw9G)

122 >Bulleit Rye

spicy good

Posted by: cherries in season at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (Xvk15)

123 And in case anyone is interested, here's the menu for the Met Gala:

https://tinyurl.com/339daeum
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2026 05:58 PM (Yl2Ob)
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That’s a Golden Corral menu for this kind of event.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 06, 2026 06:01 PM (kBnaz)

124 Transgender quadriplegic cerebral palsy model. Lot of calls for that. Many bookings

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:02 PM (gu0hJ)

125 This year's theme, "Retarded Together", shows nuance and forethough. But, this year's event had it's obstacles. Some enterprising member of the serving staff had a laser pointer, and many of the outfits were damaged as participants chased the small light dot throughout the dining area destroying the placenta crepe display.
Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 05:56 PM (dIske)

I can't see being tarded with nobody but you for all my life
When you're with me, baby, all the buses will be short for all my life

Posted by: I see me and you, with low IQs at May 06, 2026 06:02 PM (TbWk/)

126 What, really can be added to their exhibitionist idiocy by our mere words?

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2026 06:02 PM (Gqar8)

127 We should probably all be thankful at this moment.

Somewhere in Saudi Arabia, there are poor teenage muslim boys thinking this is prime fapping material.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)

128 Somewhere in Saudi Arabia, there are poor teenage muslim boys thinking this is prime fapping material.
Posted by: Stateless

I must have missed the goats.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2026 06:03 PM (Kyh8Y)

129 whoops that Arteries and Veins dress is totally AI

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at May 06, 2026 06:03 PM (1wjle)

130 Everyone who noticed these clowns look like rejects from the Hunger Games are spot on. Unbelievable! No normal person would even think of wearing that garbage. Will Piper review this horror show for her fashion spotlight?

Posted by: Retired, thank God at May 06, 2026 06:04 PM (va0Yo)

131 Katie looks like she is ready for some foil sword fencing

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)

132 Someone should have shown up with a cardboard cut out of the Ayatollah.

Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2026 06:04 PM (dIske)

133 Has anyone said Lena Dunham looks like a oversized pomegranate?

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (Oy/m2)

134 129 whoops that Arteries and Veins dress is totally AI

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at May 06, 2026 06:03 PM (1wjle)
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AI makes sense. And here I thought some dress designer actually had an original thought.

Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (wB6dA)

135 109 >>>101 Umm...who wants to let Katy know who designed...the...um...German Nazi uniforms?

oh you can't blame that on her, I made up the Hugo Boss thing just as a joke, I have no idea who designed her piece of crap frock

Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)
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Fair point. My reply was similarly researched. It's all a bunch of horse****.

Posted by: techsan at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (uNveu)

136 I get that some people are not blessed with good looks, and I don't poke fun at those people because I'm no 10 out of 10 myself, but holy shit Lena Dunham is incandescently ugly and it's almost like that's the goal. To offend the senses.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)

137 Afternoon.

I have a thought.

Instead of eating *all* of the rich how about we only eat *some* of the rich?

Just the ones that have it coming.

Just these assholes.

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (Gq5ke)

138 Kris Jenner actually looked really good for 70 years old. Yeah I know plastic surgery but it was good plastic surgery.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (kxLc1)

139 What the proper tactic for dealing with Annoying Attention Whores can be mockery, but better yet is total disregard.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8)

140 131 Katie looks like she is ready for some foil sword fencing

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)
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Ugh, that cow? Not even with garret's foil sword!

Posted by: 496 at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (wB6dA)

141 The funny thing is that Katy Perry is not even smart or clever enough to be carrying a foil. Touché!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (D1E+2)

142 Wow, Kylie Jenner looks like she’s aged 10 years overnight. She almost looks like Salma Hayek … at Salma’s current age.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (kBnaz)

143 I know there is a no math rule, but there are 330 million people in the country. 1 percent of that is 3.3 million. ALL of these preening idiots are in it.

Posted by: DPICM at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (pqKih)

144 Saving the best for last: Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds
------

I say with zero shame I am in love with you. And you know how they say but not in a gay way? Well no, this is gay.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (vE0+H)

145 133 Has anyone said Lena Dunham looks like a oversized pomegranate?
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (Oy/m2)
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She looks like 10 lbs. of dirty gym socks stuffed into a burlap sack previously used to transport horse shit.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (oqH4h)

146 Dear Lord I loathe these idiots. With all my heart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)

147 They honor themselves because everyone else knows they are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (z2aPa)

148 I get that some people are not blessed with good looks, and I don't poke fun at those people because I'm no 10 out of 10 myself, but holy shit Lena Dunham is incandescently ugly and it's almost like that's the goal. To offend the senses.
Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)

Roseanne Barr is a fat chick, too, but she never pretended to be anything else. She was a dumpy comedian so she played a dumpy housewife. Her show was an enormous hit.

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (Gq5ke)

149 Duane Johnson's "masculine skirt" is what I wore as a school uniform from 5th to 12th grade. I definitely wore it better back then!

Posted by: moki at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (wLjpr)

150 I can feel my testosterone draining away just scrolling this thread.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (4NO2D)

151 "I've personally hit my Duane Johnson Endurance Limit. How about you?"

He seems to be hitting the "Barack Obama Phase" of his life.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (oji8u)

152 Such are the fruits of near total separation from "pop culture" (for a long time).
Posted by: rhomboid

Saw a video of a Matt Walsh I think saying Rock or Rock and Roll is dead (been thinking that for a while). Anyhoo, he lamented that there is really not much of a shared culture anymore. Maybe the superbowl, but he said that 78 million Americans tuned into Ed Sullivan to see the Beatles in 1964. Can't imagine anything like that happening now. But if this is our culture I think I'll sit it out for a while.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (l26NL)

153
Katie looks like she is ready for some foil sword fencing
Posted by: Skip

She reminds me of a character in The Black Hole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (Cqx++)

154 This makes it worse - from fashion critique site* GoFugYourself.com:

"Lena Dunham in Valentino
On one hand, I think this is too up in Lena's face, in terms of its silhouette. On the other, she said she's meant to the be the blood splatter in Judith Slaying Holofernes, and that IS on Holofernes's neck, so!

*They started out catty, but being lefty millennials, became consumed with body positivity and only being mean about People We Don't Like (e.g. Sarah Palin and other conservatives).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (8Fxbo)

155 After seeing the menu for the Met Gala that Fen posted all I could picture was Lena Dunham turning into Mr Creosote from The Meaning of Life

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (gu0hJ)

156
Why people watch that shit is beyond me.

Are your lives so sad that this is important?

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:09 PM (3ek7K)

157 The only "masculine skirt" is a fucking kilt. And your ass had better be able to toss a caber a fair distance or play the hell out of the bagpipes if you want to claim a kilt.

Otherwise, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:09 PM (oqH4h)

158 Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (Gq5ke

Roseanne looks better now than she ever has. Becoming conservative can do that for some people.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 06:10 PM (kxLc1)

159
Roseanne Barr is a fat chick, too, but she never pretended to be anything else. She was a dumpy comedian so she played a dumpy housewife. Her show was an enormous hit.

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (Gq5ke)

She lost weight and looks really good for her age now. A side by side of her with Madonna (they are the same age, I think) was quite eyeopening as to Miss Ciccone's really bad plastic surgery.

Posted by: moki at May 06, 2026 06:10 PM (wLjpr)

160 Ace is butting into my turf like he owns the blog!

(Just kidding, except the part where you could have noted Sabrina Carpenter’s understanding of the assignment for the evening and she looked actually looked great!)

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:10 PM (hftzA)

161 The Red Fatbird can commonly be found demolishing birdbaths and birdfeeders.

Posted by: Red Fatbird Facts at May 06, 2026 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

162 Self-indulgent hypocrites, many with very poor taste. They do seem proud of themselves.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2026 06:10 PM (AnKHq)

163 80 Katy Perry is a butterface. She should have had a bag instead of a mask.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 05:55 PM (kxLc1)

Dude, she's bearding for that Castro spawn from Canada-stan. She should be wearing a bio hazard sign.

Posted by: Nelly at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (6+ehB)

164 Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala.

Her lips are saying, "Man. I want out of this goofball shindig!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (oji8u)

165
Morons. Give Katy a break. She's just distracted with making Justin Happy.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (Y8DZL)

166 That man in the dress, ick, and by man in a dress I mean the last photo with a red dress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (n5tGW)

167 I can't tell if those were Kylie's nipples or if her outfit was someone's skin and it had nipples.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (3uBP9)

168 78 million Americans tuned into Ed Sullivan to see the Beatles in 1964. Can't imagine anything like that happening now. But if this is our culture I think I'll sit it out for a while.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:08 PM (l26NL)
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78 million Americans were retarded even back in '64. Times aren't changing as much as you'd think.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (oqH4h)

169 It's a clown world and everything is a mindfuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (u3SRj)

170 I don't know who watched this crap, I didn't

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

171 @158 a great line from someone "who would have thought that by 2026 Roseanne would look better than Madonna"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:11 PM (gu0hJ)

172 This is the first time I've seen Lena Dunham in I don't know how long. Is she still a thing? In any TV shows?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (l26NL)

173
Most of them want us dead.

Keep giving them money, they are going to use your money to kill you.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (3ek7K)

174 I told you so, you fucking fools.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (sDWtc)

175 > >Bulleit Rye

spicy good
------------
New Riff has a good rye too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (jehhT)

176 Does Katy Perry know she's too old and it's too late? Off to the Carousal with you!! RENEW RENEW!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (sAmhv)

177 Nothing will happen!!

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)

178 93 I’m missing something. How exclusive can this gay bukkake event be if there’s a bunch of nobodies there I never heard of before?
Posted by: Elric the Blade
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And how is it pertinent to a military blog?
It's been Celebrity day all fucking day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (koh6z)

179 "Is she still a thing?"

Yes. She's a feathered thing.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

180 These - people - are just slaves to their evil twisted impulses. They are members of the Fallen.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

181 And those women at the art thread are the pits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:13 PM (koh6z)

182 Justin didn't accompany Katy to the Gala. He would be prime idiot outfit material

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:13 PM (gu0hJ)

183 If they wanted to be talked about then they were successful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)

184
"Lena Dunham in Valentino
On one hand, I think this is too up in Lena's face, in terms of its silhouette. On the other, she said she's meant to the be the blood splatter in Judith Slaying Holofernes, and that IS on Holofernes's neck, so!

There was no giant blood clot blob on his neck, so...

Posted by: moki at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (wLjpr)

185 Lena's parents need to step in, for her own good. The costume is bad enough, and obviously (like many of us) she needs to drop weight, but the real problem is she spent $100,000 to have that picture taken. That alone is intervention-worthy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (pnKrg)

186 lena dunham's skin is an unhealthy color. It's very red but mixed with gray.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:54 PM

I read that as gravy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)

187 We need to see The Rock cast into a role where he's baking cupcakes for the local precinct. Tough guy cop with a K9.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (D1E+2)

188 I narrated them separating the culture as it was happening. I think they got paranoid after the country came together on 9/11. The patriotism and unity frightened the fuck out of them.

That was the point of all the woke programming, the takeovers of all IP. Not to educate but to divide. They won't let us come together over ANYTHING anymore. Nothing. Not dead kids or things everyone used to all agree on, not anything. It started in 2009 properly and ramped up in 2011.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (vE0+H)

189 I though Lena Dunham had lost a bunch of weight and was almost doable. Am I thinking about some other porcine actress, or did Dunham gain the weight back?

Posted by: a.moron at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (X5Jzz)

190 131 Katie looks like she is ready for some foil sword fencing

curses! foiled again!

Posted by: anachronda at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (oY6Yp)

191 Well, Roseanne Barr now looks happy and attractive:

https://tinyurl.com/3cupv8sm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (Yl2Ob)

192 If The Blade ever got an invite to this faghag hunger games event, he would go … in a very classy classic dark pinstriped suit with a smokeshow on his arm. Or maybe he’d take his mom, and she could wear her “MAGA Mom” t-shirt?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (kBnaz)

193 I would not let any one of those weirdos to clean my toilet. Even for free.

Which is what they're all remotely useful for.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 05:44 PM (jehhT)
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At least Lena Dunham is already dressed for it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (gnNyN)

194 Saving the best for last: Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds
------

I say with zero shame I am in love with you. And you know how they say but not in a gay way? Well no, this is gay.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:06 PM (vE0+H)

Wow. Its like Romeo and Juliet- if both were gay dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

195 (Just kidding, except the part where you could have noted Sabrina Carpenter’s understanding of the assignment for the evening and she looked actually looked great!)
Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:10 PM (hftzA)

I just learned that she's related to the woman who voices Bart Simpson.

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (Gq5ke)

196 I wouldn't be surprised if Dunham suffered from major organ failure. I don't think she lives a healthy lifestyle.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (sDWtc)

197 Justin didn't accompany Katy to the Gala. He would be prime idiot outfit material
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2026 06:13 PM (gu0hJ)
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He could have dressed as Mark Carney, or maybe Bluey

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (pnKrg)

198 They honor themselves because everyone else knows they are batshit crazy.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 06:07 PM (z2aPa)

Also it's the only thing narcissists are interested in.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (vE0+H)

199 At least the Beatles dressed better. And were entertaining.

Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (9lqZe)

200 156
Why people watch that shit is beyond me.

Are your lives so sad that this is important?

Posted by: four seasons at May 06

It’s not important so much as it is fun, though the Met ain’t what she used to be.

I admire good designers, it absolutely is art.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (hftzA)

201 I though Lena Dunham had lost a bunch of weight and was almost doable. Am I thinking about some other porcine actress, or did Dunham gain the weight back?

Posted by: a.moron at May 06, 2026 06:14 PM (X5Jzz)

You may be thinking of Amy Schumer. She just looks like less dough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

202 All of these so called elite and not one of them ever read the Emperor's New Clothes?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (2UnvF)

203 >>but holy shit Lena Dunham is incandescently ugly and it's almost like that's the goal. To offend the senses.

That has always been her shtick: she is intentionally repulsive (such a posting bikini pics), gets the mean comments she wanted, then plays the victim AND lashes out at 'the male gaze' and 'unfair beauty standards' blah blah blah.

She somehow gets off on disgusting you and feeling superiority in flaunting her transgressions against beauty. She's ugly on the inside.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (8Fxbo)

204 This is the contemporary one-upsmanship of The Emperor's New Clothes. The designers are saying amongst themselves, "Get this. I'm not going to get them to go nude. That would be lazy and I'm a pro. I'm going to get them to wear the most stupid, most insulting attire possible."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2026 06:17 PM (oji8u)

205 Lena Dunham is the personification of the phrase "if pigs could fly."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2026 06:17 PM (2UnvF)

206 Brin and his current gal-friend wore Lion and Sun Flag of Iran (not the Jihadi one).

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)

207 Wow. Its like Romeo and Juliet- if both were gay dudes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

It’s the play KBJ was in, but right here, live! With less singing. I think.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:17 PM (hftzA)

208
Katy has never been the same since she rode Bezo's Big Dick Rocket.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2026 06:17 PM (w6EFb)

209 Ain't nothing a good flamethrower couldn't fix...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 06, 2026 06:17 PM (XMwZJ)

210
Those assholes wouldn't know what art is if it bit them in the ass.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:18 PM (3ek7K)

211 Duke Lowell beat me by -><- much. Dammit.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2026 06:18 PM (oji8u)

212 The Rock is transitioning into a middle aged lesbian better than most Pervywood actors.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2026 06:18 PM (xvV+O)

213 They are very rich and bored is my guess.
None are working a day just to keep heads above water

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

214 You may be thinking of Amy Schumer. She just looks like less dough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May

Lena Dunham did lose a lot of weight, right before she and Jack Antonoff split. In hindsight makes you wonder if she was trying to keep him as his latest girlfriend is…..not Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:19 PM (hftzA)

215 I like looking at hot women in hot outfits which the Met Gala normally had. They did a 180 this year.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 06, 2026 06:19 PM (kxLc1)

216 77 lena dunham's skin is an unhealthy color. It's very red but mixed with gray.
Posted by: ace

She's reverting back to her Sleestak form.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 06:20 PM (sAmhv)

217 Zegler was on some heavy drugs. But I don’t think coke. She seems disoriented, like she’s on hallucinogenics.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Yes. Too much powder and she would have been grinding her teeth. Unless she did a massive lip freeze

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 06, 2026 06:20 PM (b8J4P)

218

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 06, 2026 06:20 PM (sAmhv)

219 "Future historians say what the absolute fuck is this shit?"

All that future historians will discuss will be the merits of Sunni versus Shia Islam.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 06, 2026 06:21 PM (Vpqw1)

220 The Rock is transitioning into a middle aged lesbian"

The Bruce Springsteen move?

Posted by: man at May 06, 2026 06:21 PM (XuXeR)

221 As a reminder, even this Met, which is hardly the Met of the past, is not about beautiful dresses. It is meant to be avant garde. You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (hftzA)

222 If a meteorite the size of a school bus hit the building in the middle of the Met Gala we'd be better off as a society.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (oqH4h)

223 I presumed that the Katy Perry one was future Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (3FeNp)

224 >>Lena Dunham did lose a lot of weight, right before she and Jack Antonoff split. In hindsight makes you wonder if she was trying to keep him as his latest girlfriend is…..not Lena Dunham.

I hate that I know this: he's married to Andie McDowell's daughter, Margeret Qualley. Talk about an upgrade. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (8Fxbo)

225 I just looked at the Rock picture.

I mean if he had worn a kilt that would have been pretty manly. Too bad he thought virtue signaling by looking like he a huge gay was the way to go.

Posted by: Robert at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (Gq5ke)

226 This is cruel and unusual punishment, Ace. I did not need to see Lena Dunhamthighs. Gross. Why, oh why is she still around?

And the "fashion" on display is pure madness and insanity. Bring back asylums. We could fill one up from the Met people and audience alone.

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (Q0yOR)

227 189 I though Lena Dunham had lost a bunch of weight and was almost doable.
Posted by: a.moron

I so want to be your wingman at a bar at 1:59 am.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:23 PM (Y8DZL)

228 Here's the "thing" according to me...

What make these people notable, especially at the Met, is that they're doing something for the first time.

A dollar bill on the face. OK.. whatever. You could have plastered a $100 or 10.. but chose a $1. Cheap.

A 5lb pork butt? Yea... hang that off your face.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 06:23 PM (jehhT)

229 "Lena Dunham is the personification of the phrase "if pigs could fly."
Posted by: Duke Lowell"

She's Ickyrus.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

230 Lena Dunham is clearly not a Swiffer. Maybe a Swooffer.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 06:23 PM (rbvCR)

231 How much did people pay to go to this thing?

Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:24 PM (9lqZe)

232 Well the cerebral palsy model's dress did look nicer than most of these 'designs.'

Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2026 06:24 PM (PV+Zw)

233 221 As a reminder, even this Met, which is hardly the Met of the past, is not about beautiful dresses. It is meant to be avant garde. You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:22 PM (hftzA)
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There is and always has been a line between avant garde and comically stupid, and this time around the avant garde side of the line might as well be orbiting Mars.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:24 PM (oqH4h)

234 Honestly? This is their way of showing who the cool kids are.

It's practically a confessional. They're letting you know they are weird and disturbed and enjoying the fact that you can't stop them. It's like the gay parades showing off their bdsm gear but in a way they can oddly get away with.

Am I saying theyre *all* weird sex pedo perverts who probably eat children?

Yes.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:25 PM (vE0+H)

235 "You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"

Debauchery seems to be a thread.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

236 Barcelona’s migrant violence has claimed another victim in a savage lynching that exposes the deadly consequences of unchecked illegal immigration and socialist open-borders policies.

A Spanish man employed by an anti-squatting company—tasked with legally recovering homes stolen by illegal occupiers—was set upon by a mob of Dominican immigrants and stabbed 11 times. He remains in critical condition.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:25 PM (koh6z)

237 "Lena Dunham is the personification of the phrase "if pigs could fly."
Posted by: Duke Lowell"

She's Ickyrus.
Posted by: fd at May 06, 20

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

238 Ziegler is trying to channel Lady Jane Grey. Could the mouth thing be her attempt at expressing anguish?

By the way, think a minute about the level of narcissism that one has to try to channel Lady Jane Grey with any level of seriousness.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:26 PM (hftzA)

239 A lot of average people see this and think, "Yeah, I could use a little communism because these shitheads certainly don't deserve that much money."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2026 06:26 PM (/lPRQ)

240 You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"

Is the theme "I have more money that sense or taste"?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 06:26 PM (rbvCR)

241 Can she see from behind that fencing mask? Is she trying out for the new mad max?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's like a Minion wearing mirror shades.

Posted by: the one-eyed one, of course at May 06, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

242 Seriously, you could slap a couple fake titties on The Rock and he'd be a bald woman. A weightlifter in the women's NCAA.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 06, 2026 06:26 PM (D1E+2)

243 Hopefully with the muslim take over of New York, they will put a stop to this madness and throw most of the "celebrities" off of some tall buildings downtown after one of the shows in the future while wearing these stupid outfits.

I would watch that. Hopefully Netflix will have it.

Posted by: I Must Be Entertained at May 06, 2026 06:27 PM (Sma6t)

244 Further more, I think Katie Perry looks great and she should wear the alien mask every day. And the 6 finger gloves, if she insists, so long as the mask stays.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:27 PM (hftzA)

245 I still think it is a cakewalk for the rich and conspicuous

Posted by: Kindltot at May 06, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)

246 >>Honestly? This is their way of showing who the cool kids are.

It's practically a confessional. They're letting you know they are weird and disturbed and enjoying the fact that you can't stop them. It's like the gay parades showing off their bdsm gear but in a way they can oddly get away with.

Am I saying theyre *all* weird sex pedo perverts who probably eat children?

Yes.
- - - -

Nailed it!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2026 06:27 PM (8Fxbo)

247 It's kinda like Halloween. "What are you ??? Headless horseman! "

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

248 It's like a Minion wearing mirror shades.
Posted by: the one-eyed one, of course at May 06, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

OH- or like the zombie crew in The Black Hole. They wore robes and mirror masks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

249 I think Zoolander illustrated this nonsense very well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 06, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

250 240 You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"

Is the theme "I have more money that sense or taste"?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 06,

So very close! It was Costume Art with the dress code Fashion is Art.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:28 PM (hftzA)

251 I see the photo of Lena Dur is filtered.

In the first photo her leg she has sticking out sylin' has what appears to be cigar burns.

I should know as your resident almost dermatologist.

By the way, Ace, I had never heard of you til years ago when you intruduced us to her horror.

The Paulson dollar bill woman is a lesbo.

Can this "show" continue? I don't really care, Margaret, do you?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 06, 2026 06:28 PM (WONhk)

252 >>>Am I saying theyre *all* weird sex pedo perverts who probably eat children?

Yes.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:25 PM (vE0+H)

235 "You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"

Debauchery seems to be a thread.
Posted by: fd
---

It was hosted by Bezos, wasn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:28 PM (koh6z)

253 229 Haha! YES!

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2026 06:29 PM (Q0yOR)

254 Katy Perry wearing the Speaker's mask from Destiny 1.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:29 PM (snZF9)

255 Two designers trying to one up each other:

I can make Sam Smith look like Joan Crawford on a bad acid trip.

That's nothing, I can make Lena Dunham look like a flock of flamingos fighting over a tub of lard. Only the flamingos are also on acid.

You win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2026 06:29 PM (2UnvF)

256 254 Oh I can see that

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2026 06:30 PM (Q0yOR)

257 off sock

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 06:30 PM (T6aVk)

258
There is and always has been a line between avant garde and comically stupid, and this time around the avant garde side of the line might as well be orbiting Mars.
Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026

Well that and how annoying it is so many didn’t even try, plus this is not the who’s who anymore. It’s the was were.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:30 PM (hftzA)

259 You read it here first, I predict that for next year's Met Gala Sam Smith will come dressed as Henry VIII, complete with a codpiece.

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2026 06:30 PM (Tbs6N)

260 Duke Lowell, brilliant !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 06:30 PM (z2aPa)

261 258 To me they never were. Hollyweird has been lost for a long time.

Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2026 06:31 PM (Q0yOR)

262 $100k

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:31 PM (hftzA)

263 ABC Reporter Fabricated Trump Call, Made Himself The Focus After Assassination Attempt.

Jonathan Karl claimed the president personally checked on him the morning after.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:31 PM (koh6z)

264 227 189 I though Lena Dunham had lost a bunch of weight and was almost doable.
Posted by: a.moron

I so want to be your wingman at a bar at 1:59 am.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:23 PM (Y8DZL)

. . . so, you'll take Lena's larger, uglier friend? Deal.

Posted by: a.moron at May 06, 2026 06:31 PM (X5Jzz)

265 1 percenter should have just put pennies in her eyes.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 06, 2026 06:32 PM (DsA2n)

266 "Saving the best for last: Lena Dunham's dress asks the philosophical question, what if feathers weighed 340 pounds?"

Then her total shipping weight would be around 900.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:32 PM (snZF9)

267 OK. I looked it up. Individual price $100,000.
A table price $350,000.

Outrageous.

Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:33 PM (9lqZe)

268 Excuse my language, but I can't hold back. These people look and act fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 06, 2026 06:33 PM (qBdHI)

269 262 is an answer to 231. I am folding laundry, so was not paying enough attention.

I really need an Optimus to do this stuff for me.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:33 PM (hftzA)

270 199 At least the Beatles dressed better. And were entertaining.
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (9lqZe)

Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust.

Posted by: The Clash at May 06, 2026 06:33 PM (T6aVk)

271 "You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"

From the costumes, I would have guessed the theme was "We Have Become The Hunger Games."

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2026 06:33 PM (lCppi)

272 You need any other proof of demon possession? Me either.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (LHPAg)

273 267 OK. I looked it up. Individual price $100,000.
A table price $350,000. Outrageous.
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:33 PM (9lqZe)

Ah but the food! Only the finest Totino's pizza rolls!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (k8xm0)

274
Class and elegance is missing in society.

Looking like a whore is the style now.

It is sad.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

275 Well that and how annoying it is so many didn’t even try, plus this is not the who’s who anymore. It’s the was were.
Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:30 PM (hftzA)
-----

Not that I'm about to do any research on this at all, but if I found out that someone just wore a dress or a tux and called it a day because even they thought the theme was going to be contorted into the parade of WTF that ended up occurring, I might actually gain a modicum of respect for them.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (oqH4h)

276 Angela Rose went savage on the Met Gala:

https://tinyurl.com/336a67wy

Posted by: Delurker at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (gtcuf)

277 I wonder what Luigi Magione would think about this.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (k8xm0)

278
It was hosted by Bezos, wasn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some

Yes, they were co-chairs and primary sponsors. Lauren Sanchez actually looked nice.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (hftzA)

279 It Just Keeps Happening OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Salvadoran migrant stabs two women to death in separate knife attacks on Long Island.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (koh6z)

280 four seasons, whores are better dressed.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (z2aPa)

281 Correction to my post above, not that anyone cares.

Ace: I had never heard of Lena Durham til you.

I had obviously heard of you as I've read here a long time.

Need to make dinner for the boss of me (he thinks).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (WONhk)

282 I've decided every person attending a met gala - I hate you. Full stop. Fuck off.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (k8xm0)

283 Her name is Sarah Paulson.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H)

284 113 Males wearing skirts?

Men have been kilt for that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

Indeed. Real men wear kilts...crossdressers wear skirts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

285
Sanchez always looks like a whore.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (3ek7K)

286 The Beatles sucked 60 years ago and they still suck today. Fight me.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (oqH4h)

287 OK. I looked it up. Individual price $100,000.
A table price $350,000.

Outrageous.

And who gets that money?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (vTZFs)

288 On the bright side Meghan Farkle was not invited.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (WONhk)

289 Nightly News - Epstein suicide note!!

Big whoop.

Looks like it was written by a hyperactive 9 year old.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)

290 Amusing

The 1% - Conservative Momma (3:06)
https://youtu.be/di1remwZHfo

Posted by: mindful webworker - a 50%er at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (ET/Ht)

291 Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

Turns out the so-called champions of women despise femininity. Except when expressed by men.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H)

292 274
Class and elegance is missing in society.

Looking like a whore is the style now.

It is sad.

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

Or going out in public looking like you just woke up. Really, the pajamas and houseshoes worn everywhere thing has GOT to go. As does walking around with a blankie like you are five years old.

Posted by: The Clash at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (T6aVk)

293 But even then that's only a mockery of Creation.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H)

294

...

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

295 271 "You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme. Posted by: Piper

the theme - the rich suck.

Seriously how would that be any different than what we got?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (k8xm0)

296 Nood is open.

Posted by: Open Channel D at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (tgTrV)

297
Clash,

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (3ek7K)

298 I though Lena Dunham had lost a bunch of weight and was almost doable.
Posted by: a.moron

You would have to have a grudge against your dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (snZF9)

299 Say what you will but the Beatles never charged that kind of money

Posted by: Case at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (9lqZe)

300 267 OK. I looked it up. Individual price $100,000.
Outrageous.Posted by: Case

You could almost fund a homeless L.A. bum for a year with that kind of money.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (Y8DZL)

301 Time for The Clash to be lost in the supermarket.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (T6aVk)

302 Or going out in public looking like you just woke up. Really, the pajamas and houseshoes worn everywhere thing has GOT to go. As does walking around with a blankie like you are five years old.
Posted by: The Clash

Haven't seen that, yet.

And in Minnesota, a blanket would actually make sense half the year.

Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (VHUov)

303 109 >>>101 Umm...who wants to let Katy know who designed...the...um...German Nazi uniforms?

oh you can't blame that on her, I made up the Hugo Boss thing just as a joke, I have no idea who designed her piece of crap frock
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2026 05:59

Stella McCartney.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2026 06:39 PM (Dd38x)

304 286 The Beatles sucked 60 years ago and they still suck today. Fight me.

Posted by: ballistic at May 06, 2026 06:36 PM (oqH4h)

There are still two sucking breath...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 06, 2026 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

305 though Lena Dunham had lost a bunch of weight and was almost doable.
Posted by: a.moron

You would have to have a grudge against your dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (snZF9)

That has a double meaning if you include the movie The Grudge, and I love both.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2026 06:39 PM (vE0+H)

306 202 All of these so called elite and not one of them ever read the Emperor's New Clothes?

we don't do cursives.

Posted by: the so-called elite at May 06, 2026 06:40 PM (oY6Yp)

307 > "You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"
-----
What would this theme be?

If you're pissed off about the "man" maybe torch yourself on the steps like a boss.

I get the whole "seen and be seen" scene... but we're beyond the absurd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2026 06:41 PM (jehhT)

308 302 Or going out in public looking like you just woke up. Really, the pajamas and houseshoes worn everywhere thing has GOT to go. As does walking around with a blankie like you are five years old.
Posted by: The Clash

Haven't seen that, yet.

And in Minnesota, a blanket would actually make sense half the year.
Posted by: mikeski at May 06, 2026 06:38 PM (VHUov)

Head over to where I work as a side hustle and you will see it ALL THE TIME. Not just there, though. I can be shopping at a Wally World or H-E-B and you will see it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (T6aVk)

309 Lena Dunham - "should I go as a ball of feathers, or a lump of pizza dough?"

Designer "You'd look like a ball of pizza dough if you wore nothing. let's go with feathers."

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (k8xm0)

310 Looks like blindfolding themselves was a theme this year.

Wonder if it's a bit of an unconscious confession.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 06, 2026 06:42 PM (vJrRc)

311 Come to think of it, just about every fashion show displays truly exacrable designs draped over cachectic-looking models.

So business as usual in the fashion world.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 06, 2026 06:44 PM (DsA2n)

312 By the way, remember when eccentric stars used to be funny? Amusing? Rip Taylor would sprinkle confetti, but he still dress sorta normal. Phillis Diller. I mean they would try to fit in a little.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 06, 2026 06:44 PM (k8xm0)

313 Anyone who thinks 350k is a lot for a table at a charity gala is not very familiar with charity galad.

I've been to hospital fund raiders where it was a million a table. To be clear, I was there as a guest of my aunt, not as one who paid for a seat!

As debauched as it is, it is a fundraiser for the Met.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 06, 2026 06:46 PM (Vvh2V)

314 You may be thinking of Amy Schumer. She just looks like less dough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 06, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, skinny Amy still has that ferret face and is still an unfunny joke stealing b*tch. 0 stars. Would not ride.

Posted by: Nelly at May 06, 2026 06:47 PM (6+ehB)

315 I think the ugliest or most weird dress is Kylie Jennings. I suppose some of the 'rons appreciated the form fitting body color top, on her good figure but its just weird with the picture window draperies posing as a skirt or perhaps the skirt is supposed to look like she is in the middle of undressing?

Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2026 06:50 PM (PV+Zw)

316 You are supposed to express, through clothes, the theme.
Posted by: Piper"

So looking like a r*tard is a theme? Bold choice I guess. In that case I would have gone like the dude that played Cameron Diaz' little brother in 'Something about Merry'. Just start rushing people on the carpet yelling 'Pork and beanz! Pork and beanz!'

Posted by: Nelly at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (6+ehB)

317 I am really sorry I read this post. I will now have nightmares.

Posted by: Indy Bill at May 06, 2026 06:54 PM (3XL5P)

318 Fortune, The Met Gala raised a record $42 million as Silicon Valley picked up the tab—and as celebs protested Jeff Bezos’ sponsoring of the event.

Toronto Star, The Met Gala has been infiltrated by tacky billionaires, an affront to both good taste and eat-the-rich activists
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez Bezos are the gala’s controversial lead sponsors, threatening to tarnish Anna Wintour’s carefully curated legacy.

But what did that $42 million dollars raised go to? Anna Wintour's legacy.

As Page Six reported, tickets for the extravaganza, which raises money for the Anna Wintour Costume Center at the Metropolitan Museum, this year cost $100,000, while a full table started at around $350,000. Wintour raised a record-breaking $42 million with this week’s event.

🤬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 06, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)

319 Or going out in public looking like you just woke up. Really, the pajamas and houseshoes worn everywhere thing has GOT to go. As does walking around with a blankie like you are five years old.
Posted by: The Clash at May 06, 2026 06:37 PM (T6aVk)
And your drawers, much less your pants, half way down the crack of your ass.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2026 06:56 PM (LHPAg)

320 Such vanity.

Someday, may the real city folk meet them all on the steps of the Met with knife and fork.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)

321 Such vanity.

Someday, may the real city folk meet them all on the steps of the Met with knife and fork.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 06, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)

The narcissism is nauseating. I doubt that there was anybody there, other than the wait-staff, who perceived the irony of a bunch of wealthy Lefties denouncing the rich.

I wonder how much any of them donate to charities? And I mean real charities, such as food pantries, pregnancy resource centers, or missionaries. But would entail actually seeing the poors as human persons.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2026 07:16 PM (ksbjf)

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