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The Morning Report — 5/ 5/26

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Good morning kids. Lots of ground to cover today so let's dive right in. Well despite the repeated attempts on our President's life most recently less than couple weeks ago this still happened yesterday:

Gunshots were fired near the White House complex and the Washington Monument Monday, prompting the Secret Service to lock down nearby locations.
United States Secret Service confirmed that law enforcement shot one individual at 15th Street and Independence Avenue during the incident, and a bystander was struck; both are alive, authorities confirmed at a press briefing Monday. Agents reportedly engaged in a heated confrontation with an armed man near the White House and National Mall before President Donald Trump’s event in the East Room of the White House began, RealClearPolitics national correspondent Susan Crabtree first reported... The suspect is currently in custody and no Secret Service agents were harmed. He is reportedly recovering from his gunshot wounds at George Washington Hospital, and Secret Service agents recovered his firearm.

You may well ask, given the fact that President Trump and his entire cabinet and really all of us who support and voted for him have a big fat (literal, not Mark Kelly imaginary) target painted on them, how could something like this happen, yet again?! Well how about this for starters?

Secret Service Agent Arrested for Alleged Public Masturbation in Miami. John Spillman, age 33, had been in Miami to work exterior security for President Donald Trump’s appearance at the PGA Tour’s Cadillac Championship on Sunday, per CNBC: The incident involving Spillman occurred at the DoubleTree by Hilton Miami Airport & Convention Center on Sunday night, according to WSVN-7 News Miami, which cited an arrest report by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office.

Well, that's bad enough but if we want to talk about root causes, let's get down to brass tacks:

Joe Biden, the last Democrat to occupy the White House, said it was “time to put Trump in the bull’s-eye.” Five days later, Thomas Matthew Crooks evaded the Secret Service and fired seven shots, one wounding candidate Trump in the ear. Jump ahead to April 25, 2026.
By all indications, Joe Biden issued no post after Cole Thomas Allen aimed to assassinate Trump. Take Obama’s post as another admission that, as David Samuels acknowledged in “The Obama Factor” in 2023, the hapless Biden was a puppet and the “fictional character” created in Dreams from My Father was still running the country and “responsible for the disaster that we are living through now.”
For all but the willfully blind, leading Democrats are now all-in on political violence. Obama serves as a pro-bono attorney for assassins like Cole Thomas Allen and jihadists like Nidal Hasan. The mass murderer was sentenced to death in 2013 but remains alive at this writing.

And that's how someone like Spillman gets to spill his seed while on duty. But the institutional rot predates even Obama/Biden. As horrendous as this creep may be, how is it that a known and avowed communist like John Brennan was able to become a CIA agent let alone was able to rise to become its director? I will never understand that one.

Elsewhere, and in a not necessarily unrelated story, President Trump is disrupting and dismantling the global order. With all eyes still on Iran, there are still rumblings about potential moves to at long last liberate the tropical island gulag 90 miles to the south of Florida.

Trump Goes All In On Regime Change In Cuba: The Trump administration just slammed the door on an effort by Cuba’s communist government to secure an economic lifeline while appearing to embrace reform. A May 1 executive order expands and sharpens longstanding American sanctions on Cuba, and appears to deliberately target a recent gesture at partially opening the Cuban economy. “All property and interests in property that are in the United States,” the order says, are barred from operating “in the energy, defense and related materiel, metals and mining, financial services, or security sector of the Cuban economy, or any other sector of the Cuban economy,” under the penalty of economic sanctions.

Fresh off the exposure of the Great Somalian Simoleon Swindle real journalist Nick Shirley is once more entering the breach:

If you'll remember, in March, a group of far-leftist folks from the U.S. and Europe — including members of Code Pink, commie activist Hasan Piker, and Ilhan Omar's daughter — flew into the crumblingly communist country and stayed in five-star hotels, enjoyed fancy meals, held concerts, and recorded podcasts, all while the Cuban people starve and live without electricity or water much of the time. They took photos with "president" Miguel Díaz-Canel and came back declaring that all was well on the island.
This crew spent some of their time riding around the city and viewing the Cubans as if they were on some sort of poverty safari, and Piker said the people just had an "island mindset" and that's why they just hung around in the streets all day. They came back reporting that things were just groovy down there and would be even better if Trump and Rubio would stop bullying them.
Well, independent journalist Nick Shirley recently visited Cuba and attempted to do the same thing... but he wanted to tell the real story of what's happening after decades of failed and corrupt communist rule. As you can imagine, he didn't get quite the welcome the others did. Not only that, but according to him, his equipment was seized, "spies" followed him around, and he barely escaped without being "kidnapped."

It is my fervent hope and prayer that Nick Shirley is not a one-off and that there are growing numbers of millennials and the younger generations that while not perhaps as open and brave as to put themselves in direct danger at least will become the next literal "Silent Majority" that will reject the insanity of Democrat/Leftism and once again secure America's future as the shining city on a hill.

On that unusually positive note for me . . .

Have a good day!

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

The federal government built a system that let unvetted ‘experts’ feed partisan analysis directly into ‘domestic terror’ work products.
SPLC Indictment Shows Partisan Activists Were Running The FBI Domestic Terror Program
Shirley has put himself in some precarious situations in the past, but this one may have been the most dangerous. Thankfully, he did make it out alive, but here's exactly what happened, according to him. . .
Nick Shirley Went to Cuba. He Almost Didn't Make It Home
Victor Davis Hanson: The Iran war didn’t just break Tehran—it shattered old alliances, exposed Europe’s weakness, checked China and Russia, and accelerated an American-led geopolitical realignment.
The Global Ripples from the Iran War

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Central Command (CENTCOM), the U.S. military formation responsible for operations in the Middle East, moved to dispel a claim by Iran that it had landed a blow on one of its warships on Monday morning. The unequivocal response from CENTCOM noted the assertion of a successful attack on a U.S. warship and stated: “No U.S. Navy ships have been struck. U.S. forces are supporting Project Freedom and enforcing the naval blockade on Iranian ports.”
Iran Claims Two-Missile Strike on U.S. Warship, CENTCOM Denies
Belmont Club/Richard Fernandez: If Project Freedom succeeds, the Strait will essentially be controlled not by Iran, but the United States.The USN will essentially turn Iran’s ultimate weapon, a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, against it. This is a feat that both Britain and France have long declared as physically impossible.
The Horns of Hormuz
Daily Caller that the U.S. has cleared an “effective pathway” through the strait. Two U.S. ships have passed through the strait in the last 24 hours. Following the exchange of fire, Cooper declined to speak about whether the ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran was now over.
US Destroys Six Iranian Ships In Straight Of Hormuz During ‘Project Freedom’
An Islamist system built on anti-Americanism and export of terrorism will not abandon the very tools that sustain it.
In Iran, Behavior Changes Only When The Regime Does
Iran’s shifting peace proposals, escalating Strait confrontations, and nuclear defiance point to a crisis diplomacy cannot contain and only force can resolve.
Iran Proposes Peace but Provokes War
“you can’t have an unarmed population against people with AK-47s and stand there, even if you have 250,000 people.
Trump: Iranian People Need Guns, ‘I Think They’re Getting Some’ and Will ‘Fight as Good as Anybody’ When They Do
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
United States Secret Service confirmed that law enforcement shot one individual at 15th Street and Independence Avenue during the incident. Agents reportedly engaged in a heated confrontation with an armed man at the White House before President Donald Trump’s upcoming event began and wound up shooting him, RealClearPolitics national correspondent Susan Crabtree first reported.
Gunshots Fired Near White House
The shooting led to heightened security measures in the area, including a White House lockdown, underscoring the ongoing challenges of maintaining security in the nation’s capital. Notably, an event involving President Donald J. Trump and small business owners took place as planned, although journalists at the White House were taken to a briefing room for safety.
Secret Service Shoots Man Near Washington Monument, White House Locked Down.
Grace Carol Brown was arrested Jan. 22 by the New Braunfels Police Department on suspicion of arson and burglary after employees at the Comal County Republican Party headquarters discovered the building had been broken into and a small fire had been set on Jan. 14, according to a Jan. 23 release. A Comal County grand jury added the terrorism charge on April 15, the San Antonio News-Express reported.
Woman Charged With Terrorism For Allegedly Setting Fire To Texas GOP Office
A road paved by Barack Hussein Obama.
From DC Hilton to Fort Hood
Heather Mac Donald: In a now-notorious video, play-acting revolutionaries celebrate stealing and normalize political violence.
The New York Times’s Latte Logic of Social Collapse
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
What should we do with subhuman humans?
Migrant from Sierra Leone molested a child, but gets to stay so he can remain on disability benefits
This coincides with the reality that President Donald Trump has one of his highest approval ratings on the issue of immigration, clocking in at 47 percent. For greater comparison, former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden’s approval on immigration stood at 34 percent in January 2025, prior to Trump beginning his second term.
Poll: Most Americans Believe Democrats Are for Open Borders
When a toddler threatens to scream and cry while out to dinner, it’s easier to throw a phone or tablet at them to stop the chaos. However, all you are teaching them is that they’ll get their way if they make a big enough scene. Now, every time you are out in public, and they don’t get what they want, they will resort to the behavior that gets them the reward. Children need structure and clearly defined rules. If you allow them to be disruptive, you’ve relinquished your control and ability to take care of the family.
DHS Should Use Age-Old Parenting Tactic While Conducting Deportations

THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
It’s Minnesota all over again. And this one might actually be worse.
Massive Medicaid Fraud Exposed in Ohio
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
“At a minimum I should be apologizing to him. We are obligated to make sure he’s taken care of. Mr. Allen, I’m sorry that things have not been the way they are supposed to.”
Judge Apologizes, Says Alleged Trump Assassin Treated Worse Than Jan. 6 Defendants
Investigate him. Impeach him. Indict him. Demonize him. When none of it works — what comes next?
The Dangerous Endgame of "He Must Be Stopped"

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John Spillman, age 33, had been in Miami to work exterior security for President Donald Trump’s appearance at the PGA Tour’s Cadillac Championship on Sunday, per CNBC: The incident involving Spillman occurred at the DoubleTree by Hilton Miami Airport & Convention Center on Sunday night, according to WSVN-7 News Miami, which cited an arrest report by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office.
Secret Service Agent Arrested for Alleged Public Masturbation in Miami
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
The Community Development Block Grant is meant to revitalize low-income areas, but it does little to help communities in need.
Congress Should Repeal This Wasteful, Failed Program
“Our investigation found that State Farm delayed, underpaid, and buried policyholders in red tape at the worst moment of their lives,” Insurance Commissioner Ricardo Lara said in a statement. “That is unacceptable, and we are taking decisive action to hold them accountable.” (
California Regulators Seek to Suspend State Farm License for Mishandling Los Angeles Wildfire Claims (Suspend Bass and Newsom from a lamp post first - jjs)
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
What could go wrong with letting the jackals into the hen house?
Canada: When a Government Stops Defending its Citizens
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
An overwhelming accumulation of evidence can sometimes force CNN to reassess these conclusions, but nothing can ever dislodge the prejudices that produced them.
LOVE TO SEE IT: Dying CNN still crying over Paramount's takeover
"I'm pro-stealing from big corporations."
The New York Times Finds a Glamorous Backer of Theft and Murder

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Patel: “The FBI uses all tools to do our mission.” The bureau is buying detailed profiles of American citizens from their movements, habits, and associations from commercial data brokers. No warrant necessary, no judge, no probable cause—just a purchase order made by some low-level staffer. What seems to be a clear violation of the 4th Amendment is a Washington problem, one that has been festering for years across administrations on both sides of the aisle.
Our Data Is For Sale To An Unexpected Buyer
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Affordability is just the Democrats’ latest excuse for giving out free stuff to their supporters, paid for by you and me.
Now I Get It: Affordability is a Con
Democrats simply cannot be trusted with power.
Make The Midterms The Spirit Airlines Election
Revenue losses from a billionaire exodus will overshadow initial gains.
California’s Wealth Tax Will Backfire
"I think that every idea, as long as it's reasonable and makes some amount of sense, should be entertained and should be discussed."
Why Hitting The Gym Could Soon Cost You More Under Dem Governor
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
Cooper lavished Boviet Solar with millions of dollars in taxpayer funds
Trump Forces Departure of Chinese Solar Firm Roy Cooper Lured to North Carolina With Tax Incentives

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
“A third of the crime doesn’t happen here, so we’re taking 1,500 of those folks and moving them out. Every state is getting a plus up,” Patel said.
FBI Shifts Agents Out of DC in Major Overhaul
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Public schools survive what no business could: monopoly protection, union entrenchment, and taxpayer bailouts—proof that education works best when government gets out of the way.
It’s Time to Abolish Public Schools
Examples in the complaint, filed with the EEOC, include union members laughing and clapping at the mention of an 82-year-old Jewish woman killed in a terror attack
‘Threatening and Intimidating’: Largest Teachers’ Union in United States Hit With Federal Antisemitism Complaint
Georgetown's Bridge Initiative has promoted terror-tied imams featured in Qatar’s 'educational videos'
Georgetown 'Islamophobia' Initiative Required To 'Consult' With Qatar on Guest Speakers, University Contract With Qatari Regime Reveals
“I'm here to smash White supremacist capitalism, not defend civil society.”
Academic Assailant: Dwayne Dixon, UNC-Chapel Hill
ABORTION
The order signed by Justice Samuel Alito temporarily allows women seeking abortions to obtain the pill at pharmacies or through the mail, without an in-person visit to a doctor.
Supreme Court restores access to abortion pill mifepristone through telehealth, mail and pharmacies
Leftism forces us to look at things only from the woman’s viewpoint, but the baby’s life is equally important, no matter the circumstances of its conception.
I Was Not Really Pro-Life (And What Changed My Mind)
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
Not a single Democrat in the Senate is willing to support the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) America Act, and a new op-ed from The Washington Post might just explain why.
WaPo Admits Many Democrat Voters Can’t Prove They’re Citizens
The charges highlight the Trump administration’s focus on voter fraud, particularly involving noncitizens, which undermines election integrity. The penalties for such offenses can be severe, including up to 10 years in prison for false statements leading to citizenship. Election integrity proponents say such cases prove the need for voter identification laws, such as the SAVE America Act.
Multiple Immigrants Charged with Voting Illegally.
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Cognetti, running in Pennsylvania swing district, touts herself as a champion of 'transparency'
Dem House Candidate Paige Cognetti Owns Secret Second Home at ‘Fairy Tale’ Ski Resort
Moore didn’t report to basic officer training for nearly seven years, local Maryland news outlets report
Wes Moore Shirked His Military Obligations for Years, Investigation Finds, Barely Showing Up Despite Army Paying Tuition: Democrat’s Service Record Again Under Fire
POLITICS
The question is no longer whether Republicans can redistrict, but IF they will.
SCOTUS gave the GOP a generational opportunity with redistricting—will they take it?
“Signed, Sealed, and Delivered.”
DeSantis Signs New Florida Congressional Map
Democrat Illinois Gov. and billionaire JB Pritzker has been quietly throwing his political weight and checkbook around, bankrolling major campaign committees, senior leaders, and 2026 congressional election challengers viewed as critical to the Democrat Party.
Meet The Heavy Hitter Quietly Bankrolling Democrats Ahead Of Possible Presidential Run
The stakes are particularly high because the invalidated map had been drawn under pressure to include an additional majority-Black district, a change widely expected to benefit Democrats.
Republicans Poised to Outmaneuver Democrats in Redistricting Fight
Republicans are hoping to snag the seat of Democrat Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA), who was first elected in 2021 and has been dubbed the “most vulnerable” Democrat up for reelection.
Poll Shows Rep. Mike Collins Leading Georgia GOP U.S. Senate Primary
Seattle used to be a place where the arts were bigger than Antifa, food culture was bigger than fentanyl, and where hardworking citizens were prized above homeless addicts. With every utterance or move she makes, however, the humorless, public school teacher–like scold telegraphs her communist priorities for what once was a great American city. These priorities boil down to more homeless, more crime, and fewer jobs.
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson: A Dumber and More Unlikeable Version of Commie Mamdani

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
One report suggested that Rubio, who is a Cuban-American Catholic, will also address the dire situation that the Caribbean island is facing after nearly 70 years of communist devastation.
Vatican Confirms Marco Rubio Will Meet Pope Leo XIV on May 7
The Trump administration just slammed the door on an effort by Cuba’s communist government to secure an economic lifeline while appearing to embrace reform. A May 1 executive order expands and sharpens longstanding American sanctions on Cuba, and appears to deliberately target a recent gesture at partially opening the Cuban economy.
Trump Goes All In On Regime Change In Cuba
This is not the first time Amsterdam has served as a site for far-left social engineering programs. In early January, an investigation revealed that students living with asylum seekers as part of an integration experiment in Amsterdam reported years of sexual assaults, violence, and harassment.
European Capital Outlaws Ads for Burgers, Gas Cars, and Cruises.
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS
Horrors! The latest atrocity in Gaza, reports Al Jazeera, is a wave of “luxurious” cafes and restaurants that have sprung up, “revealing a new genocidal reality.” (Table for two, right here by the mass grave! - jjs)
Luxurious Gaza cafes poke quite the hole in the ‘genocide’ narrative
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
...the President ordered the withdrawal of 12,000 troops from Germany, citing the country’s insufficient NATO contributions. The new withdrawal allows the U.S. to shift its military resources to other zones of interest.
Trump Plans Further Troop Reductions in Europe.
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Naomi Wolf: Buried documents expose a haunting and disturbing tale.
The Shocking Story of NIH Secretly Funding COVID
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
“Trouble reached my door...“I would also not be able to say that I was in the program...“‘Sex worker’ is what you have to say now...“Writers have no problem censoring other writers.
The Wrong Kind of Black
‘Relied heavily on enslaved labor and the displacement of indigenous peoples’
Philadelphia Museum Marks America’s 250th By Dwelling on Its Faults
Christian Toto: No one apparently wanted a re-imagined take on George Orwell classic
5 Hard Lessons from ‘Animal Farm’s’ Box Office Debacle
A new documentary tries to justify one of the most depraved television shows of the medium’s history.
A Whitewash for Jerry Springer
HITHER & YON
Daniel Greenfield: Bigger isn’t always better.
Should We Cap America’s Population?
Alarmed, our principal pleaded with the Ministry of Health. “These are eighth‑grade children,” she insisted. The response was immediate and categorical: there was zero danger.
40 Years Since Chernobyl: ‘May Day’ and Radioactive Spinach
Turley is equally concerned about the state of higher education, where the ingredients for populist rage abound.
review of Jonathan Turley’s new book, Rage and the Republic

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1 Oh look! Leftists being violent once again. That's never happened before.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 07:12 AM (BpO1e)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2026 07:13 AM (Sk2hR)

3 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 07:15 AM (/+uur)

4 Not good. So for in the last 12-14 hours, 2 US refueling tankers in the Hormuz area issued code 7700. Unconfirmed reports say that one of them went off radar.

Also, those 2 US serviceman who went missing in Morocco:

https://tinyurl.com/5jsrmw67

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 05, 2026 07:16 AM (Sk2hR)

5 top 10

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 05, 2026 07:19 AM (qxOSq)

6 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 07:21 AM (jehhT)

7 This crew spent some of their time riding around the city and viewing the Cubans as if they were on some sort of poverty safari, and Piker said the people just had an "island mindset" and that's why they just hung around in the streets all day.
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What a great description!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:25 AM (A4jJ3)

8 I'm supposed to be in the gym but, today, I kind of have an island mindset.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:26 AM (A4jJ3)

9 Nothing about the most important thing that happened yesterday?

Posted by: The Met Gayla at May 05, 2026 07:26 AM (vFG9F)

10 Cornell's President, a very sour guy imo, ran over a couple of kids promoting free speech at the university last night. Cornell Police (and they are actual, real police!) released video showing Kotlikoff (the Prez) tried to back out of his parking spot after a speech but the students surrounded his car. Usually its the lefties who do this stuff. No big injuries, but he probably should have let the cops clear a path instead of driving over feet. I'm sympathetic to him though, even if I'm not a fan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:30 AM (A4jJ3)

11 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

12 9 I'm supposed to be in the gym but, today, I kind of have an island mindset.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:26 AM (A4jJ3)

Elton John's "Island Girl" suddenly an earworm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

13 The Philadelphia Museum of Art—in the city where the Declaration of Independence was drafted and signed—is marking the 250th anniversary of the founding of America with an exhibit that harps on our country’s flaws so obsessively that the wall labels read more like an indictment than a celebration.
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Fuck 'em. It's a mediocre museum anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:32 AM (A4jJ3)

14 Can we please institute an interview process for trolls! We deserve better than stupid!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:33 AM (A4jJ3)

15 Migrant from Sierra Leone molested a child, but gets to stay so he can remain on disability benefits

Good link: https://tinyurl.com/24p889da

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2026 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

16 JJ, I beg you to please leave that post up for awhile. Every word is spelled correctly, which is an achievement for that twit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:35 AM (A4jJ3)

17 Cornell's President, a very sour guy imo, ran over a couple of kids promoting free speech at the university last night. Cornell Police (and they are actual, real police!) released video showing Kotlikoff (the Prez) tried to back out of his parking spot after a speech but the students surrounded his car. Usually its the lefties who do this stuff. No big injuries, but he probably should have let the cops clear a path instead of driving over feet. I'm sympathetic to him though, even if I'm not a fan.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:30 AM (A4jJ3)

i would be sympathetic, but their rules, f him. throw him in jail for attempted murder with a vehicle. they want to play those games to ur side, we should do the same.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 07:36 AM (v6XNT)

18 Can we please institute an interview process for trolls! We deserve better than stupid!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:33 AM (A4jJ3)

he's proof that commies ruin everything, including trolls.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 07:37 AM (v6XNT)

19 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

20 It’s Naomi Wolf with Outspoken. I’m here tonight to talk about a huge news story that broke in the last couple of days. It could be thread that unravels the whole COVID virus/vaccine perpetrator issue.

A criminal syndicate, essentially.
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You go woman! Get Fauci in front of the Hague! The guy has well earned his appointment with destiny.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:38 AM (UJBtD)

21 The Philadelphia Museum of Art . . . .

Ah yes, in the city of Brotherly Shove.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Kyh8Y)

22 Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 07:36 AM (v6XNT)
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Their rules. You are right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:38 AM (UJBtD)

23 For months, I’ve been a bit confused about “affordability,” the latest Democrat meme. Then, early last week, I read a piece about “affordability” and realized: “of course.” Affordability is just the Democrats’ latest excuse for giving out free stuff to their supporters, paid for by you and me.

That became obvious back when all the social media drones were pushing it. As Bonchie from Red State says: Know the op when you see it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

24 Not sure if it was confirmed, but the shooter yesterday in DC was 45 year old Michael Marx, 45, a Texas driver’s license holder. He remains in the hospital with shots to the back and leg.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 05, 2026 07:39 AM (tOcjL)

25 Cuba might be close to collapse, but revitalizing the island is going to take decades. Our political class is the gold standard when it comes to incompetence and corruption, but Havana's not far behind.

Plus the entire infrastructure is crap and in need of replacement.

There's potential there, but it'll be expensive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 07:39 AM (jehhT)

26 Five days later, Thomas Matthew Crooks evaded the Secret Service and fired seven shots, one wounding candidate Trump in the ear. and murdered an innocent bystander

fixed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

27 18 Migrant from Sierra Leone molested a child, but gets to stay so he can remain on disability benefits

Good link: https://tinyurl.com/24p889da
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2026 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

LINK FIXED!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

28 ...how is it that a known and avowed communist like John Brennan was able to become a CIA agent let alone was able to rise to become its director? I will never understand that one.
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JJ, they're inside the house. They've been inside for 30 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

29 Looks like Spillman was rubbing one out when they took his mugshot.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 05, 2026 07:41 AM (R86kT)

30 Affordability is a feeling, not a fact.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2026 07:41 AM (2Ez/1)

31 31 ...how is it that a known and avowed communist like John Brennan was able to become a CIA agent let alone was able to rise to become its director? I will never understand that one.
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JJ, they're inside the house. They've been inside for 30 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

Has to be longer than that as Brennan is an old man and he must've been recruited at least 50 or more years ago. The CIA could not have been that rotten that long ago, or could it???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 07:43 AM (x0n13)

32 Something tells me Spillman will get off.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 05, 2026 07:45 AM (R86kT)

33 Has to be longer than that as Brennan is an old man and he must've been recruited at least 50 or more years ago. The CIA could not have been that rotten that long ago, or could it???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They've been against the American public since the OSS days.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2026 07:45 AM (Kyh8Y)

34 Seattle used to be a place where the arts were bigger than Antifa, food culture was bigger than fentanyl, and where hardworking citizens were prized above homeless addicts.
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Channeling Katie Wilson, "Like, bye" to Seattle.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:45 AM (UJBtD)

35 Poll: Most Americans Believe Democrats Are for Open Borders

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Then they had damned well do some serious introspection on what that means to them for their own lives, for the country, for our culture, from now on...because the first nanosecond another Democrat gets into the WH, it will be Biden's open borders on steroids. And this will not be changing. You elect a Democrat, you will get the flood of the the world's worst populations overrunning this country all over again.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

36 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 07:46 AM (xHq83)

37 ** Singing **

We're d*****g around...
D*****g around...
D*****g around in the Straight of Hormuz
We're d*****g around...

No end in sight of D*****g around...

(Repeat Chorus)

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (XV/Pl)

38 Has to be longer than that as Brennan is an old man and he must've been recruited at least 50 or more years ago. The CIA could not have been that rotten that long ago, or could it???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 07:43 AM (x0n13)
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Of course it was, imo, as was it's civilian arm, the State Department.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (UJBtD)

39 >>Has to be longer than that as Brennan is an old man and he must've been recruited at least 50 or more years ago. The CIA could not have been that rotten that long ago, or could it???

The Church Committee was run in 1975. The following year The Safari Club was started.

The CIA has been corrupt since the day it was founded.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (viF8m)

40 How is beating it in a bathroom public? Sounds like a George Michael situation

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (eSVH+)

41 JJ, they're inside the house. They've been inside for 30 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

They have been inside the house since the FDR admin and achieved control after Kennedy was murdered.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (zBgIx)

42 Happy 5/5!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (wVcYX)

43 The CIA could not have been that rotten that long ago, or could it???"

DC has been "all in" on Marxist/Lenin/Engsoc for a century now...

Posted by: man at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (XuXeR)

44 "Elect." That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems. at May 05, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1)

45 Has to be longer than that as Brennan is an old man and he must've been recruited at least 50 or more years ago. The CIA could not have been that rotten that long ago, or could it???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

CIA was rotten since it's inception.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 07:48 AM (xHq83)

46 >>Something tells me Spillman will get off...

...with only a stiff fine.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 05, 2026 07:49 AM (Y1sOo)

47 Something tells me Spillman will get off...

...with only a stiff fine.
Posted by: one hour sober

He already did hard time.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2026 07:49 AM (Kyh8Y)

48 Something tells me Spillman will get off...

...with only a stiff fine.
Posted by: one hour sober

He already did hard time.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2026 07:49 AM (Kyh8Y)

He made splashy headlines.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2026 07:50 AM (wVcYX)

49 18 Migrant from Sierra Leone molested a child, but gets to stay so he can remain on disability benefits

Good link: https://tinyurl.com/24p889da
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Australia. It's like what the left dies to small population red states, easy to turn blue after a couple of decades of locusts migrating from California and the blue islands of University town traitors within.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2026 07:52 AM (864Ya)

50 No end in sight of D*****g around...
(Repeat Chorus)
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The perfect job for our Secret Service professionals, then.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 07:52 AM (eSVH+)

51 17 Can we please institute an interview process for trolls! We deserve better than stupid!
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Have you ever sat in on one of those interviews? I have. It took two bottles of vodka before I felt clean again.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 07:52 AM (BpO1e)

52 Crooks... murdered an innocent bystander
fixed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

But fuck him, right? Eggs and omelets. BRB gonna teach my dog a lesson./hasan

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 07:54 AM (eSVH+)

53 But fuck him, right? Eggs and omelets. BRB gonna teach my dog a lesson./hasan
Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 07:54 AM (eSVH+)
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He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
-generic low IQ local leftist politician and Chicago Alderman

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

54 hey youse. noticed at 'raw story':

President Donald Trump lives in an ever-shrinking bubble, and as he loses his mental faculties and the country falls to pieces under his leadership, it's become increasingly obvious he'll have no mainstream defenders after this chapter closes.

That's according to former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL), who made the comments to MS NOW's Nicolle Wallace on Monday's edition of "Deadline: White House."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 05, 2026 07:57 AM (CWTWj)

55 The second I saw the headline for the massive Medicaid fraud coming out of Ohio, I knew it was the Columbus area before I even heard one word. Why? It is yet another area completely saturated with Somalis. A community of miscreants that has been growing in that area in my home state for many years. Go listen to JJ's link. It's blood boiling.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

56 I stopped reading Mr. Greenfield’s screed when he made it about race and talked about “white births”. So only white people can be habituated in the government of this country? What a racist argument, while I agree we should not have mass immigration and immigration must be tightly controlled, this is a dumb argument,

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 07:57 AM (rkhDX)

57 Hmm. JJ might be interested in this. At 7:10 central, MeTV will begin airing a crime drama series, ripped from the NY headlines in the 60s. It follows the cases of officers Gunther Toody and Francis Muldoon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2026 07:57 AM (gm9Sb)

58 Twenty-six bones in each foot. If lefty Antifas were surrounding my car, I would endeavour to rollover all 52. That could hurt and maybe end their "protesting" careers.

Posted by: Wrap 'Em Up, Roll 'em Out.... at May 05, 2026 07:58 AM (oftw2)

59 Can we please institute an interview process for trolls! We deserve better than stupid!
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Have you ever sat in on one of those interviews? I have. It took two bottles of vodka before I felt clean again.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 07:52 AM (BpO1e)

you're supposed to DRINK the alcohol, not bathe in it....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 07:58 AM (v6XNT)

60 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 05, 2026 07:58 AM (53oGX)

61 you're supposed to DRINK the alcohol, not bathe in it....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

I'm referring to the purge afterward.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 07:59 AM (BpO1e)

62 I think it's difficult for American soldiers to watch the sunrise over the Atlantic from Morocco.

Posted by: pawn at May 05, 2026 08:00 AM (+rSJz)

63 But fuck him, right? Eggs and omelets. BRB gonna teach my dog a lesson./hasan
Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 07:54 AM (eSVH+)
=====

He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
-generic low IQ local leftist politician and Chicago Alderman
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

that's what he gets for supporting drumph...
/typical leftist commie scum

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 08:00 AM (v6XNT)

64 And if our adversaries purchase that data, it can and will be used to target and kill American military members. Indeed, it was reported that the Iranian drone strike in March that killed six U.S servicemembers in Kuwait may have used targeting data gathered from these same sources, raising concerns surrounding whether or not these massive data aggregators and brokers are being used in the tracking, targeting, and killing of United States troops.

WTFO
No service member should be ALLOWED to use devices that share their location.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)

65 They were watching the sunset.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 05, 2026 08:01 AM (qFwJc)

66 The CIA's mission is to overthrow governments.

All of them.

They sometimes get a bit over enthusiastic with "the mission." You'd literally have to stand-up an entity with a similar mission mindset to "overthrow" the CIA.

It would be bloody.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 08:03 AM (jehhT)

67 I stopped reading Mr. Greenfield’s screed when he made it about race and talked about “white births”. So only white people can be habituated in the government of this country? What a racist argument, while I agree we should not have mass immigration and immigration must be tightly controlled, this is a dumb argument,
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 05, 2026 07:57 AM (rkhDX)
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I got a very different impression from reading the entire article.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

68 66 I think it's difficult for American soldiers to watch the sunrise over the Atlantic from Morocco.
Posted by: pawn at May 05, 2026 08:00 AM (+rSJz)

Sunset maybe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)

69 Pentagon giving update now.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)

70 Good morning Horde again Horde thx as always JJ good report.
So Wes Moore is a lying sack of Dem crap, Fauci is up to his eyeballs in the creation of COVID and the SS, like most of the the rest of our government, are incompetent dipshits
Reading about the Georgia Senate race you really get a feel of what am idiot Kemp is. He's supporting a former Tenn football coach who's polling last. On top of that Kemp is refusing to redistrict. He should be tossed from the Republican party

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2026 08:05 AM (gu0hJ)

71
The video of Lulu Garcia-Navarro of the New York Times interviewing Qatucker Qatarlson that was included somewhere in yesterday's posts is illuminating.

https://x.com/AllyJKiss/status/2050741110801096718

His closed body language when he's pressed for answers, to me, matches up with him say continually, "I don't know", when she pressed him for specific names and acts. He cheerfully asserts "this is a big thing" and then withdraws, turtle-like, into his shell when pressed for specific evidence.

He's a bloviating circus clown: "All blow and no show".

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:06 AM (xG4kz)

72 33 Affordability is a feeling, not a fact.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2026 07:41 AM (2Ez/1)

This, plus the Cuban Happiness Excursion, along with literally everything the Democrat-Media Complex broadcasts, is 'Politics is Perception' taken to the maximum possible false limit.

Systemic Racism will never end!
Iran is winning!
White straight men are evil!
We all know all the other false crap constantly broadcast as reality.

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (5rh/l)

73 Happy Cinco De Mayo. 🌮

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

74 Are we all destined to sit around making macramé

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (u9LDy)

75 "All blow and no show".
_______

I don't see any problem with this.

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 05, 2026 08:08 AM (864Ya)

76 77 Happy Cinco De Mayo. 🌮
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Cinco meets Taco Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

77 Are we all destined to sit around making macramé
Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (u9LDy)

"Ooh hot!"

- - Roosevelt 'rosy' Greer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 08:08 AM (x0n13)

78 California’s tax code relies heavily on high-income taxpayers. Households with more than $5 million in annual income account for about 0.06 percent of filers but pay about 21 percent of income taxes.

2% of Taxpayers in NY are about 70% of tax collections.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:09 AM (/+uur)

79 No service member should be ALLOWED to use devices that share their location.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)

So no cell phones?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

80 During a recent episode of Mark Halperin’s ‘2Way’ podcast, Mark and guest, conservative talk radio host Larry O’Connor, teased that something major is going to drop on far left Maine senate candidate Graham Platner that is so bad he will have to ‘leave the state.’

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:10 AM (u9LDy)

81 "All blow and no show" must have appeared on Hunter's performance review once or twice

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:10 AM (eSVH+)

82 "All blow and no show".
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It'll get you a long way.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 05, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)

83 59 The second I saw the headline for the massive Medicaid fraud coming out of Ohio, I knew it was the Columbus area before I even heard one word. Why? It is yet another area completely saturated with Somalis. A community of miscreants that has been growing in that area in my home state for many years. Go listen to JJ's link. It's blood boiling.

-Presided Over by Our Gov. Mike DeWeasel

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 05, 2026 08:11 AM (DgMqy)

84 "All blow and no show" - me too- Pete Buttgiggle, he speaks Norwegian you know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2026 08:11 AM (gu0hJ)

85 Nice to see Paul on the anti Obama care bandwagon

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:11 AM (eSVH+)

86 Morning JJ and the Horde

Posted by: Jonah at May 05, 2026 08:11 AM (YCxFk)

87 Rosie Greer was a needlepoint guy, as was Gene Rayburn, who did needlepoint on his cross country commute from Scituate, MA to Hollywood when he hosted Match Game.

Posted by: Bill Needle at May 05, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

88 Sadly, I am going to class tonight so celebrating today is not a possibility.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 08:12 AM (BpO1e)

89 Mortgage foreclosures are at a 6 year high
The economy sucks
People are losing their homes
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Sh*tty haiku.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

90
That's according to former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL), who made the comments to MS NOW's Nicolle Wallace on Monday's edition of "Deadline: White House."
Posted by: gnats local 678

Self-hatred quite often produces telling big reveals about oneself, Weepy. Go back and check yourself and your life against what you said.

Tell us about your hydration routine -- it has to be boss for such a human faucet as your bad self!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:12 AM (xG4kz)

91 Sunrise, Sunset....

/Fiddler

Posted by: man at May 05, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

92 In the old days, a guy like Planter would have been protected by the legacy media before the Internet, like Klansman Robert Byrd.

New media has destroyed that premise

Posted by: Jonah at May 05, 2026 08:13 AM (YCxFk)

93
The book Oblivion by Harry Maihafer about the disappearance of Richard Colvin Cox explained a LOT about how the CIA ended up with people like Brennan: they INTENTIONALLY went out of their way to recruit people from disreputable backgrounds, Communist ties, etc. in order to have them gather intel from those groups... without thinking that those people would eventually end up promoted into positions where they got to decide who the enemies were.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 05, 2026 08:14 AM (6so3e)

94 The Times is reporting that school children on Long Island are being intimidated by children of Republican parents who show up to school with American flags. Frankly, we were a little intimidated by rioters standing on the roofs of burning cars in Los Angeles, waving the Mexican flag, so we can relate.

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:14 AM (u9LDy)

95 Let he who has not chased women in hotel hallways while naked and jacking off cast the first boulder.

Posted by: Sekrit Squirrel at May 05, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

96 ICE agents have turned Nassau County’s fire stations into rest stops, pulling into parking lots to take a break from patrolling. Sandra Valencia, who runs a youth leadership program on Long Island through Rural & Migrant Ministry, an advocacy group, said that agents park outside schools after classes are released, frightening parents.

“Children of Republican parents have intimidated our kids,” Ms. Valencia said in Spanish. “They showed up to school with American flags.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:16 AM (u9LDy)

97
The next would-be John Wilkes Booth ventilated by the Secret Service in the vicinity of the White House should be carted out to the White House lawn, laid there, have a water hose jammed up its ass, and the water turned on.

Find your useful purpose as a fountain-like lawn sprinkler, dummy.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:16 AM (xG4kz)

98 Posted by: Paul at May 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RZsS2)

Bwack! All is lost. Bwack! We're all doomed. Bwack! Paul-e want a cracker.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2026 08:17 AM (ExV1e)

99 I was hesitant about the Iran engagement at first, but it seemed like it has been successful on many levels at this point. I have noticed, though, a spread of the "Derangement Syndrome" (symptoms, phrases & behaviors surrounding TDS, jew hate, transgender support, etc) pertaining to Iran effort by people who I considered political friendlies. When I see that pattern of behavior of this derangement syndrome, it makes me think that PDJT is absolutely on the right track with Iran.

Even if he is not, there is no reason to throw the baby out with the bath water! Things were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much worse the last administration.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 05, 2026 08:17 AM (cZMme)

100 “Children of Republican parents have intimidated our kids,” Ms. Valencia said in Spanish. “They showed up to school with American flags.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:16 AM (u9LDy)
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Que bueno! Todos afuera!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

101 The Times is reporting that school children on Long Island are being intimidated by children of Republican parents who show up to school with American flags.

==

Insinuation: Of course it's "Republican" parents. Democrats hate America.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

102 SS Checks go to workers
Medicare pays for patients services at their doctor
Section 8 pays rent for families
EBT gives people cash to buy food
School Taxes go to Unions

See the diff?

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

103
People are losing their homes
Posted by: Paul

Nanzi's giving you the boot, Anvil Boy?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:19 AM (xG4kz)

104 A new documentary tries to justify one of the most depraved television shows of the medium’s history.

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Piers Morgan Uncensored?

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 08:20 AM (GD0B3)

105 102 Find your useful purpose as a fountain-like lawn sprinkler, dummy.

I would like Trump to have a board with "Number of Days Since a Democrat Tried to Kill Me" on it with a number counter attached.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 08:20 AM (BpO1e)

106 Yo, Paulie. How about a nice drive to Joisey?

Posted by: Clemenza at May 05, 2026 08:21 AM (gnkbn)

107
DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
🚨🧵 BREAKING: Former DHS Chief Miles Taylor's prank site collected death threats against the President and 4,000+ people's personal data. Then exposed them through all an open API. 🚨

Two days ago, I showed you how Miles Taylor's GTFO ICE site exposed 17,000+ people's data on an open API. That site halted sign-ups and is still "under construction."

But Taylor's organization DEFIANCE[.]org didn't just build one leaky site. They built two. On the same server.

UndoTrump[.]org — launched April 1, 2026 as an "April Fools' joke" — collects names, emails, and political messages from people signing up for fictional "Removal Parties" at government buildings. The White House Ballroom. The Kennedy Center. The DOJ. Battleships.

4,000+ signup records. 3,300+ unique people. Same vulnerability. Same API. Same zero authentication.

And this one has death threats against a sitting President in the database.

The man who was deputy chief of staff for the department that houses the Secret Service couldn't secure a sign-up form. Again.

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:21 AM (u9LDy)

108 He is reportedly recovering from his gunshot wounds at George Washington Hospital, and Secret Service agents recovered his firearm.

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The D.C. Judge in the case will apologize fto him for having failed in his Assassination Culture Mission and for having been wounded and so inconvenienced -- and maybe even initiate a civil lawsuit to try and personally & professionally bankrupt President Trump & the The Trump Organization, respectively.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:21 AM (JqXxE)

109 Stop it , people. Trolls always post fake news from legacy media.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 08:22 AM (GD0B3)

110 Cinco meets Taco Tuesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)
********
Margaritas and Tacos for lunch!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

111 Newsweek: Donald Trump Says US Will Take Over Cuba ‘Almost Immediately’

The damage to the US from this presidency is immeasurable. The president isn’t supposed to be able to unilaterally cause all of this damage. The GOP in Congress has fully ceded their responsibilities and duties.

It doesn’t help that literally brain damaged Fetterman is helping stop efforts to curtail Trump's power.

He's bored with Iran and wants to move on to something new. He finds Iran frustrating and unsatisfying. He needs something new to excite his very small attention span and continue the distraction from the Epstein mess.

"On the way back from Iran." Like it's a grocery store run? "Yeah, let's just swing the USS Abraham Lincoln by Havana, pick up some cigars, and manifest some destiny." The casualness of suggesting a regime change via a pit stop is peak 2026 timeline.

All it will take is a phone call from Ronald Lauder and the carrier group will be heading to Greenland after killing a load of Cubans. I wish the rest of the world would sanction the fuck out of warmongering fascist America.

The world should be sanctioning the US at this point.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 05, 2026 08:23 AM (uYvMy)

112 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

113 Take it easy on the SS man. At least he was just beating off on the job. That puts him in the group of good agents, who aren't setting up the President to be shot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)

114 Secret Service Agent Arrested for Alleged Public Masturbation in Miami.

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[Shamelessly stolen from Greg Gutfeld:] “It’s harder to get into Paris Hilton than the D.C. Hilton.”

Imagine if a team of well-trained Special Forces enemies had crashed the WHCD — and the potential subsequent carnage done.

I don’t call it the Secret Cervix for nothing, and Director Curran (frankly, another horrible pick by President Trump) has got to go. They’re still playing by the #Woke DEI Playbook over there. WHO HAS BEEN PUNISHED THUS FAR FOR ALL THE SCREWUPS and SECURITY FAILURES? /rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:24 AM (JqXxE)

115 o7 salty

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:25 AM (gnkbn)

116 You may well ask, given the fact that President Trump and his entire cabinet and really all of us who support and voted for him have a big fat (literal, not Mark Kelly imaginary) target painted on them, how could something like this happen, yet again?! Well how about this for starters?

Until the people funding, organizing, and giving material assistance to these assassins are arrested this will continue.

So far none of those people has been touched so...this will continue.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2026 08:25 AM (sKqQm)

117 Happy Cinco De Mayo. 🌮
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Cinco meets Taco Tuesday
Posted by: r hennigantx

*cough Tequila Tuesday cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:25 AM (xHq83)

118
"Cinco de Quatro", a phrase coined by the highest genius ever to reside at the White House. A person singularly versed in all cultures of the world, who himself was a verbal stumblebum in his own native tongue.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:25 AM (xG4kz)

119 Secret Service! Hands up or we'll squirt!

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:26 AM (gnkbn)

120 So, is Li'l Marco taking over as Pope on the 7th? Seems plausible. The high-dollar Pope Hat will make him seem taller.

Posted by: Papal Nunzio at May 05, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2)

121 "Six Walgreens have closed on [Chicago's] South Side during the past year," reports ABC 7 Eyewitness News. "One alderman calls it pharmaceutical genocide."

Pharmaceutical genocide. That alderman is William Hall, who wants Walgreens to face charges of "corporate abandonment" in light of another location closing on June 4 because of high levels of theft and violent incidents.

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:26 AM (u9LDy)

122 Mortgage foreclosure rates are well below pre pandemic levels. There are several reasons they are high the primary being a backlog of foreclosure processing that was delayed and moved into the current window largely by Covid era programs ending. The rate environment and therefore market has also greatly changed impacting some people on the margin who borrowed on the edge of their ability to repay and were only allowed to do so because the Biden administration was pressuring lenders.

Dunce.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 05, 2026 08:27 AM (rBp1O)

123 He's bored with Iran and wants to move on to something new.

One of the things I remember from Shrub's presidency is that he would continually claim he could only do one thing at a time - the WoT.

Biden, Obama, and Clinton all of course implemented multiple policy initiatives in parallel.

Trump is going the same thing here and it is as it should be

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2026 08:27 AM (sKqQm)

124 Of all 50 states, Indiana had the most properties in foreclosure (1,864), and West Virginia had the least (20). As for the states with the highest foreclosure rates, Florida, South Carolina, and Indiana took the top three spots.

Of IN 2,976,568 housing units, 1,864 were in foreclosure.

0.0626%

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:27 AM (/+uur)

125 There’s a reason some leftists are calling for bodycams to stop being used.

“They have been a propaganda tool.”

Meaning, bodycams are a tool that have been very inconvenient to their narratives.

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (u9LDy)

126 The Times is reporting that school children on Long Island are being intimidated by children of Republican parents who show up to school with American flags."

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

127 Happy Cinco De Mayo. 🌮
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Cinco meets Taco Tuesday
Posted by: r hennigantx

*cough Tequila Tuesday cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:25 AM (xHq83)

working from home today, so i'm smoking corned beef at lunch for dinner tonight. could always turn that into tacos or burritos....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (v6XNT)

128 "WaPo Admits Many Democrat Voters Can’t Prove They’re Citizens"

That's the headline from The Federalist. And it's a weaselly load of bullshit.

The conservative movement has allowed the talking heads of the Democrat/Progressive apparatus to change the conversation. It's not about people being unable to prove they are citizens, because that is a non-issue.

It is about illegals and other non-citizens voting. They can't prove they are citizens BECAUSE THEY AREN'T!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (iERP6)

129 A new documentary tries to justify one of the most depraved television shows of the medium’s history.

"Married with Children?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (qFwJc)

130 No terrorist attack at the Met Gala last night, though some protester made a run for the stage. I guess there's next year.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (gu0hJ)

131 Cinco de Mayo. A holiday commemorating a Mexican victory against the French. In Germany, it's called Dienstag.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 08:29 AM (BpO1e)

132 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

LMFAO! SecWar Pete Hegseth responds to reports Iran will deploy "kamikaze dolphins" against the US:

"I can't confirm or deny whether WE have kamikaze dolphins, but I can confirm they don't!"

https://tinyurl.com/4xe33wyf

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

133 Ah, I see the Reddit NPCs view threats to Cuba's regime as "damaging."

I can see arguments for and against toppling Canel's regime. But this is not damaging to America, at least in a first-order context. And redditors are incapable of thinking in anything but first-order terms, because they are NPCs stuck in the Eternal Present of their constantly updating Hatefeeds.

No, it's damaging to Communism, not us. It's nice when Leftists let slip where their loyalties lie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2026 08:30 AM (BI5O2)

134 But the Covids shot isn't pharmaceutical genocide.

🤡 🌎.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2026 08:30 AM (K4JMi)

135 Millions will be made by communities this evening as tequila imbibers weave their way home from likker establishments. Sure to be some good Youtube vids of roadside sobriety fails. Me?, I'm staying home.

Posted by: Sinko De Drunko at May 05, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)

136 There’s a reason some leftists are calling for bodycams to stop being used."

Hey, we believed our own bs!

/libnutz

Posted by: man at May 05, 2026 08:30 AM (XuXeR)

137 Obama serves as a pro-bono attorney for assassins like Cole Thomas Allen and jihadists like Nidal Hasan. The mass murderer was sentenced to death in 2013 but remains alive at this writing.

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Too bad he isn't being held in a New York prison (instead of Leavenworth) as he might soon be released "on parole" with all the other mass-murderers held there to murder again.

I haven't been calling it A Death Cult over the last decade for nothin' ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:31 AM (JqXxE)

138 "Married with Children?"
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I have a more positive view of that show. Al was able to keep a roof over his family's head in the suburbs with a job field known for high turnover. And despite the sniping from his wife and children, they loved each other and stayed loyal. Al wasn't a spineless milquetoast either.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 08:31 AM (BpO1e)

139 Re: The Wrong Kind of Black

Images by Tyrone Greene …

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking – Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason —
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L …
My land – lord …

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 05, 2026 08:31 AM (IhL8c)

140
"I can't confirm or deny whether WE have kamikaze dolphins, but I can confirm they don't!"

Keeping the sharks with laser beams mounted on their heads on the down low, eh, Petey Boy? That's smart!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:32 AM (xG4kz)

141 The left wants to protect Cuba partially because they've lauded the regime there for so long but mostly because it is a cheap place for underage sex tourism.

Yes, that why Canucks and Euros like it so much.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2026 08:32 AM (sKqQm)

142 I saw Kamikaze Dolphins open for Suicidal Tendencies.

Real downer of a show.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:32 AM (gtcuf)

143 One day, Rabbi Yehuda bar Ilai, Rabbi Yossi and Rabbi Shimon were sitting together. Yehuda ben Geirim joined them. Rabbi Yehuda said: “Look what fine projects this nation undertakes. They built marketplaces, bridges and bathhouses.”
Rabbi Yossi remained silent and said nothing. Rabbi Shimon bar Yochai replied: “They did everything for their own benefit. They set up the marketplaces for their own pleasure and good. They built bathhouses to indulge in their own pleasure. They built bridges so that they would be able to charge tolls for using them.”

--Australian Jewish news

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:34 AM (gnkbn)

144 If you'll remember, in March, a group of far-leftist folks from the U.S. and Europe — including members of Code Pink, commie activist Hasan Piker, and Ilhan Omar's daughter — flew into the crumblingly communist country and stayed in five-star hotels, enjoyed fancy meals, held concerts, and recorded podcasts, all while the Cuban people starve and live without electricity or water much of the time. They took photos with "president" Miguel Díaz-Canel and came back declaring that all was well on the island.

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Sean Penn hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2026 08:34 AM (JqXxE)

145 Married with Children was a spoof of older family sitcoms that cranked things to 11. But they kept the core of a loving family.

Though I think the missed an opportunity to have the wife tell Al one night that he was a little too rough on the Beaver...err...Bud

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

146 “89 percent of Democrats and 90 percent of Republicans hold qualifying citizenship documents, a difference that is not statistically significant.”

That seemingly meaningless 1 percent difference, however, would actually be state-flipping.

About 13% of New Mexico voter do not have SAFE act required documents.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur)

147 "Married with Children?"
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I have a more positive view of that show. Al was able to keep a roof over his family's head in the suburbs with a job field known for high turnover. And despite the sniping from his wife and children, they loved each other and stayed loyal. Al wasn't a spineless milquetoast either.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 08:31 AM (BpO1e)

I'll never understand how he didn't want to bang Katy Segal nightly, and twice on sunday....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 08:35 AM (v6XNT)

148 Sean Penn hardest hit ..."

No red solo cups, so...

Posted by: man at May 05, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

149
I have nothing but positive feelings about Married with Children. Al was an everyman, who called out radical feminism and culture war issues from the perspective of somebody being destroyed by the world that they made.

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 05, 2026 08:36 AM (6so3e)

150 declaring that all was well on the island.

Never mind the hospital that lost power because the hotel was a priority and people died. But it wasn't real communism and they were probably poors so the activists don't care.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 08:36 AM (BpO1e)

151 89 percent of Democrats and 90 percent of Republicans hold qualifying citizenship documents, a difference that is not statistically significant

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The illegals who vote don't have a Party registration. The Democrats don't need or want them voting in primaries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2026 08:36 AM (BI5O2)

152 I saw Kamikaze Dolphins open for Suicidal Tendencies.

Real downer of a show.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:32 AM (gtcuf)

did you get a pepsi?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 08:37 AM (v6XNT)

153 Life of Brian should be taught in yeshiva.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:37 AM (gnkbn)

154
Obama serves as a pro-bono attorney for assassins like Cole Thomas Allen and jihadists like Nidal Hasan. The mass murderer was sentenced to death in 2013 but remains alive at this writing.

How come the press does not cover the true victim of that incident? I mean, of course, the schlub who was in the same meeting as O'Bumbles and for whom Barky just had to deliver a shout out for his excellent participation in said meeting. All this before SCOAMF said a single thing about Hasan's killing spree.

How is the shout out recipient faring these days? How is his self-esteem? His mental health?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 05, 2026 08:38 AM (xG4kz)

155 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 08:38 AM (77rzZ)

156 Moore’s commission was conditional, according to Spotlight. He had two requirements to fulfill as an officer in the Early Commissioning Program: complete his bachelor’s degree within 24 months of his appointment, and complete his initial officer training within 36 months.

Moore failed to meet both requirements.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

157 “ I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? He is not the God of the dead but of the living.”

Matthew 22:32

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2026 08:39 AM (d9i2R)

158 JJ, the Jerry Springer link comes right back here.

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

159 Florida will still have 28 Congressional districts.

The Republicans hold 20 of those Congressional seats.

The new map has four seats that lean Republican represented by the following Democrats:

Darren Soto
Kathy Castor
Jared Moskowitz
Debbie Wasserman Schultz

AMF

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)

160 Al Bundy was 6'1". How did he sire a little sawed-off runt like Bud?
Same with Fred MacMurray on My Three Sons. He was 6'3" and all the sons were little shrimps. Every Hollywood teen actress from 4'10" to 5'2" was hired to be classmates and girlfriends to the boys.

Posted by: Tall Paul at May 05, 2026 08:41 AM (oftw2)

161 Buying commercial data for surveillance (that is not initially collected for a Govt investigation) seems similar to rooting thru someone's trash. Is it a 4th amendment violation to root thru trash without a warrant? I forget.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 05, 2026 08:41 AM (hybOl)

162 Happy Cinco De Mayo. 🌮
Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Cinco meets Taco Tuesday
Posted by: r hennigantx

*cough Tequila Tuesday cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:25 AM (xHq83)
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The REAL No Kings Day.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 05, 2026 08:42 AM (2OYwF)

163 Why are we celebrating a day for mayonnaise?

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2026 08:43 AM (Oy/m2)

164 In response to a question about Iran's claim to possess kamikaze dolphins, SecWar says he can not confirm or deny that WE have kamikaze dolphins, but states categorically that the Iranians do not.

I love it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 05, 2026 08:44 AM (iNUL3)

165 For awhile it was a running joke that Bud couldn't get laid and then once he did, he'd get snu snued by some enormous biker chick or something

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:44 AM (gnkbn)

166 r hennigantx

This is a pattern. Unearned credentials, plus incompetent, but DEM so untouchable.

I would mandate an exhaustive exam cycle of Thomas Sowell, Hayek, and von Mises to qualify candidates.

Private property is one of the keys to prosperity, bitches.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

167 The Iranians will fear our Kamikaze penguin and otter brigades

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (gu0hJ)

168 I could never, ever get used to Fred Macmurray playing a bad guy or heavy. My only exposure was My Three Sons for the most part.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (drP55)

169 Recently read an entertaining discussion on Reddit about TV sitcom families where none of the kids look anything like each other, or their parents.

Just the Ten of Us was particularly egregious, just based on the sheer number of family members alone.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (gtcuf)

170 163 Why are we celebrating a day for mayonnaise?
Posted by: dantesed

Because I have "Twang".

Posted by: The Duke at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (oftw2)

171 California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees following Del Monte bankruptcy
By Susana Guerrero,Senior News Reporter
May 5, 2026

Central California farmers are expected to gain up to $9 million in federal aid to help remove 420,000 clingstone peach trees following the closure of Del Monte Foods’ canneries earlier this year.
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You need to buy more canned peaches at a new higher price, comrades.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

172 gKWVE

I never saw the show, but my Chinese Communist lab partner, from the Chemical Corps of the Red Army, would rather watch that show in fascination than work on experiments. She bombed out of the program.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

173 163 Why are we celebrating a day for mayonnaise?

Bring out the Best Foods, and bring out the best!

(actually I prefer Duke's, but that jingle was catchy.)

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:47 AM (gtcuf)

174 The city council of Amsterdam, the capital of the Netherlands, has approved a ban on public advertising for meat and fossil fuel products, including burgers, gasoline cars, airlines, and cruises.

Oh no. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And we're just the guys to do it.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

175 I didn’t know that Del Monte had gone bankrupt. Too bad.

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

176 Our daughter's anniversary is today. Cinco De Mayo. She and her husband were married in Las Vegas about a decade or so ago. (Last time I was on a plane too.)

I will have Tequila in their honor today. And probably a taco or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 08:47 AM (jehhT)

177 Delurker

Saying Duke's is a quality signifier. I shun people who say Miracle Whip is best.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

178 >>Recently read an entertaining discussion on Reddit about TV sitcom families where none of the kids look anything like each other, or their parents.

Eight is Enough

Posted by: one hour sober at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)

179 You need to buy more canned peaches at a new higher price, comrades.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

My monthly card for canned peaches increased to 10 cans from 15.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

180 Sounds like your lab partner was a weapons grade autist

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (gnkbn)

181 Miracle Whip is for small children and psychopaths.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:49 AM (gtcuf)

182 It's taco and tequila Tuesday. Break out your Willard Romney sombreros and have a go at the piñata.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 05, 2026 08:49 AM (D1E+2)

183 San Franpsycho

Is that a water issue?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

184 Secret Service needs to aim better. A taxpayer fiscal savings plan is what these lunatics deserve.

Posted by: Indy Bill at May 05, 2026 08:49 AM (Oe2Ms)

185 Eight is Enough
Posted by: one hour sober at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)

Yep, totally! That one got mentioned a lot.

But man did I have the hugest crush on Elizabeth (the gorgeous Connie Needham.)

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:50 AM (gtcuf)

186 What is this Duke's ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2026 08:50 AM (FtULh)

187 167 The Iranians will fear our Kamikaze penguin and otter brigades
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2026 08:45 AM (gu0hJ)

How many penguins in your Brigade Sgt Major?
15
SQUAAAALLLKKKKKK
14 sir.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

188 On Full House the girls looked plausibly like sisters. Maybe.

Posted by: Who Killed Bob Saget? at May 05, 2026 08:50 AM (oftw2)

189 I need help in properly observing this holiday. I need to attend a Cinco de Mayo clinic.

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 08:51 AM (77rzZ)

190 gKWVE

She was the leading edge of Chinese fraud in STEM. Very high test scores, likely fraudulent. And no lab skills. She could not even make a 3M solution of hydrochloric acid!

Got several stories of her ineptitude. Like destroying the lab's C drive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

191 Is it a 4th amendment violation to root thru trash without a warrant? I forget."

Nein.

Posted by: man at May 05, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

192
Good morning, Hordians. Spending this morning getting Her Majesty, The Big Dummy and Rosalind on the road for points north (Lawrence, then Lincoln, then Kalamazoo, then Oklahoma City). Spare a thought for safe and uneventful travels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:52 AM (HdYcL)

193 Sounds like your lab partner was a weapons grade autist
Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (gnkbn)

Lol, vegging out on the couch, watching TV and eating bonbons.

The heathen Chinee sent her here to become the next Chemical Ali, and got back a Peg Bundy. Our execrable pop culture truly is our strongest weapon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2026 08:52 AM (BI5O2)

194 Sour Cream is preferable to Mayonnaise anyhow.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 05, 2026 08:53 AM (drP55)

195 I note for the record that the Secret Service shoot, and the target is not killed. Be better.

Range time for the entire bunch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

196 Is that a water issue?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
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Water and over-regulation. Tastes and market changes too no doubt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

197 Cinco de Mayo. A holiday commemorating a Mexican victory against the French. In Germany, it's called Dienstag.
Posted by: NR Pax

In Germany, it's called Again?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:53 AM (xHq83)

198 Spare a thought for safe and uneventful travels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:52 AM (HdYcL)
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And soft landings.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

199 Hadrian the Seventh

May her travels be safe, fun, and free of maintenance issues. And hope she enjoys Kansas. Even Lawrence, that Beijing on the Kaw River.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

200 Since we all have permission to be overly sensitive nowadays I'll mention my beef with the Brady Bunch theme song. The females are described as lovely with hair of gold. But the males are described as simply being "all alone."
Feminist misandry put downs: the early days.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

201 197 Cinco de Mayo. A holiday commemorating a Mexican victory against the French. In Germany, it's called Dienstag.
Posted by: NR Pax

Best to stay off the road here tonight... Always have a slew of drunk driving Hispanics...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2026 08:55 AM (FtULh)

202 Is it a 4th amendment violation to root thru trash without a warrant? I forget."

Once it's at the curb, it's fair game.

Pulled many a trash bag working for a PI.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:55 AM (xHq83)

203 Dienstag - Tuesday

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 05, 2026 08:56 AM (l0Xoq)

204 Spare a thought for safe and uneventful travels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Amen. 🙏🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:56 AM (xHq83)

205 Ammonia and bleach. HCl for the masses.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:56 AM (gnkbn)

206 What is this Duke's ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Best mayonnaise on the market, bar none.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:57 AM (xHq83)

207 I shun people who say Miracle Whip is best.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

and you are allowed to sit there and be wrong in your wrongness...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 08:57 AM (v6XNT)

208
Best mayonnaise on the market, bar none.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 08:57 AM (xHq83)

Never seen it here in NorCal

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2026 08:57 AM (FtULh)

209 Recently read an entertaining discussion on Reddit about TV sitcom families where none of the kids look anything like each other, or their parents.

Eight is Enough
Posted by: one hour sober at May 05, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)
====

My SiL is a ginger but Mrs. F. is normal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 05, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

210 Duck's, I say.

Posted by: Little Bill at May 05, 2026 08:58 AM (Q+gd/)

211 SPY Magazine used to have a feature where they'd dig through a celeb's trash, and not tell you who the celeb was. You had to try and guess from the trash. They even showed pics of the trash. iirc they did Trump's once.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 08:58 AM (gtcuf)

212 Okay I looked it up, apparently a lot.of.chloramine gas is given off too.
Probably why I didn't follow.my dad into the chem field.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 05, 2026 08:58 AM (gnkbn)

213
May her travels be safe, fun, and free of maintenance issues.

___________

That's my concern. She had major tire issues on the last trip. A combination of vehicle weight and bad roads. We replaced all four rear tires for ones with a higher capacity, but I shudder to think what The Beast weighs fully loaded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 08:59 AM (HdYcL)

214 Sturmtoddler

Of course. I wear the Moron Horde T-Shirt.

Been wrong, in doubt, and sometimes apologetic for decades.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

215 Used to be hard to find Duke's east of the Mississip.

I hear Wegmans stocks it now.

Whole Foods' 365 brand is pretty close to Duke's.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:00 AM (gtcuf)

216 Never seen it here in NorCal
Posted by: It's me donna

The power of Amazon compels you:

https://tinyurl.com/3ekvt48v

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:00 AM (xHq83)

217 gKWVE

I recommend your reaction to all Leftists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:00 AM (u82oZ)

218 801 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)

219 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2026 09:02 AM (5xoct)

220 And not only Duke's Mayo, but a bunch of different Duke's dipping sauces.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:02 AM (xHq83)

221 Hey, I tried to take out Beijing on the Kaw. Don’t blame me for that place.
— Zombie William Quantrill

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

222 Yes, Wegmans carries Duke’s.

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

223 A million years ago, I'm in LA with a friend and we decide to drop into Madam Wong's West and who strolls in but William Faustino (Bud) and Christina Applegate. I did a double take. (I think it was William's birthday). Christina was very pretty in person.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 05, 2026 09:04 AM (hybOl)

224 Duke’s mayo is okay. Commonplace in our stores. Different than Hellman’s for sure but not “ better”. It’s just mayonnaise.

Posted by: tubal at May 05, 2026 09:05 AM (Gqar8)

225 Bulg

Quantrill sent the Lincoln voters to other parts of the state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

226 Miracle Whip vents a lot of Chloramine Gas also when you open it. Do it by an open window or take the jar outside.

Posted by: Prudence Dictates at May 05, 2026 09:06 AM (oftw2)

227 @politico
·
Follow
Democrats fear body cameras could be ICE’s new mass surveillance tool

hahahaha

POPO demands cameras

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

228 Sturmtoddler

Of course. I wear the Moron Horde T-Shirt.

Been wrong, in doubt, and sometimes apologetic for decades.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

don't forget to wave next time through on your way to OBX. and tis the moron way to be wrong.

my miracle whip is just a different cut. the twang makes a sandwich. imo

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 09:06 AM (v6XNT)

229 We should debate mustard sometime. In fact, all of the condiments should be put before the Horde Tribunals.

Posted by: tubal at May 05, 2026 09:08 AM (Gqar8)

230 Democrats fear body cameras could be ICE’s new mass surveillance tool

The whole bodycams thing was such a self-own for the libs. Entertained, I am.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:08 AM (gtcuf)

231

Suzi De Quatro?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:09 AM (x0n13)

232 > Democrats fear body cameras could be ICE’s new mass surveillance tool
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Snickers....

Posted by: Flock Surveillance at May 05, 2026 09:09 AM (jehhT)

233 This is pure D unmitigated bullshit.

Active-Duty Navy Sailor Serving 20 Years Over Demilled Parts and Replicas as SAF Pushes Supreme Court for Review

WASHINGTON, DC — The Second Amendment Foundation has filed an amicus brief urging the U.S. Supreme Court to grant certiorari in the case of Patrick “Tate” Adamiak, the former active-duty U.S. Navy Master-at-Arms serving 20 years in federal prison on machine gun and destructive device charges that gun rights advocates have argued for years are based on demilled equipment, non-firing replicas, and unfinished parts that are still openly sold online today.

https://tinyurl.com/4kk8ujr2

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:10 AM (xHq83)

234 >>The whole bodycams thing was such a self-own for the libs. Entertained, I am.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2026 09:10 AM (5xoct)

235
We should debate mustard sometime.

____________

The stuff put on soft pretzels and hot dogs must be fluorescent yellow. No alternatives acceptable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 09:10 AM (HdYcL)

236 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:11 AM (+sD5M)

237 Justice Alito fires back at Justice Jackson, calling her solo dissent "baseless and insulting" and "utterly irresponsible" after she accused the majority of abandoning principle for power.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)

238 Pray for Nick Shirley. He needs The Lord's protection. Bigly.

And it's ok to call him Shirley. It's his name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:11 AM (+sD5M)

239 Justice Alito fires back at Justice Jackson, calling her solo dissent "baseless and insulting" and "utterly irresponsible" after she accused the majority of abandoning principle for power.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)

How racist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:11 AM (+sD5M)

240 Duke's mayo is also gluten-free!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2026 09:12 AM (5xoct)

241 Hantavirus kills multiple people on a cruise ship, others sickened. Don't blame me!

Posted by: Rickey the Pizza Rat at May 05, 2026 09:12 AM (oftw2)

242 In WNY where I grew up, they love Webers horseradish mustard.

Can't touch it now. That stuff wreaks havoc with my guts.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:12 AM (gtcuf)

243 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Tartar sauce at May 05, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1)

244 >>"Six Walgreens have closed on [Chicago's] South Side during the past year," reports ABC 7 Eyewitness News. "One alderman calls it pharmaceutical genocide."

*shakes head in disbelief*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2026 09:13 AM (5xoct)

245 In WNY where I grew up, they love Webers horseradish mustard.

Can't touch it now. That stuff wreaks havoc with my guts.
Posted by: Delurker

Duke's also has a horseradish mustard.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:13 AM (xHq83)

246 The stuff put on soft pretzels and hot dogs must be fluorescent yellow. No alternatives acceptable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 09:10 AM (HdYcL)

the big soft pretzels need spicy ground mustard

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 09:13 AM (v6XNT)

247
the big soft pretzels need spicy ground mustard

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 09:13 AM (v6XNT)

_________

*fearfully holds out crucifix at arm's length*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 09:14 AM (HdYcL)

248

Egg Cream and a stick pretzel at my corner candy store.

A Brooklyn memory. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:15 AM (x0n13)

249 Duke's also has a horseradish mustard.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:13 AM (xHq83)

que? you have my attention with this.

horseradish is required for a roast beef sandwich, and mustard doesn't go amiss...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 09:15 AM (v6XNT)

250 > the big soft pretzels need spicy ground mustard
---------
Salt. They need lots of salt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 09:15 AM (jehhT)

251
Bodycam videos provide hours of entertainment. The airport ones especially. Proof that alcohol and travel do not mix well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (HdYcL)

252 Horseradish mustard goes great with Polish sausage.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (gtcuf)

253 Got the tractor out to the property over the weekend. Did a bit of mowing. Man that thing is violent and unforgiving. Gonna take some getting used to.

But, wish I had the box plow as I would've spent some time leveling out all the hog damage. That'll make things a lot easier.

Box plow will be coming soon, I hope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (+sD5M)

254 I'm a very popular condiment.
Except on Sundays.

Posted by: Chick-fil-A sauce at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

255 I’ve never liked pretzels.

Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

256 Morning, Horde.

Was dutifully informed by Ventura County that my vote by mail ballot for the upcoming primary should arrive in about seven days. Problem is, I've not lived in Ventura County since last July, and have since become a registered voter in Florida. Apparently, this is not enough to prevent California from issuing mail in ballots to folks who no longer live there. The spice must flow...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 05, 2026 09:17 AM (nbLIj)

257 255 I’ve never liked pretzels.
Posted by: Bulg at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

Me either

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2026 09:17 AM (FtULh)

258 >"Six Walgreens have closed on [Chicago's] South Side during the past year," reports ABC 7 Eyewitness News. "One alderman calls it pharmaceutical genocide."

But liberal policies and crime had NOTHING to do with it, I'm sure. It's the evil Big Convenience Store's greed.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:17 AM (+sD5M)

259 the big soft pretzels need spicy ground mustard
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

This is one of the central tents of Communism. You've been co-opted.

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

260 Horseradish mustard goes great with Polish sausage.
Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (gtcuf)

ok so that is thursday's dinner sorted.

grilled polish sausage with horseradish mustard, and perogies with sour cream and applesauce.

i'mma gain weight again....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (v6XNT)

261 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:15 AM (x0n13)

I love how egg creams contain neither eggs nor cream. It sounds like a Coffee Talk topic LOL

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)

262 Proof that alcohol and travel do not mix well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

But when a flight attendant kindly offers you a free tequila because of the ear splitting shriek from a toddler that woke you up from a deep sleep, you approve of it.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (BpO1e)

263 255 I’ve never liked pretzels.
Posted by: Bulg
____
They're making me thirsty!

Posted by: Kramer at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (2Ez/1)

264
"On the way back from Iran." Like it's a grocery store run? "Yeah, let's just swing the USS Abraham Lincoln by Havana, pick up some cigars, and manifest some destiny." The casualness of suggesting a regime change via a pit stop is peak 2026 timeline.”

I think this is an absolutely awesome idea!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (XcvNy)

265
Horse radish or "Chrain" in Yiddish was especially nice on momma's pot roast.

Gold's brand in NYC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (x0n13)

266 ...we are still talking about Duke's mayo ??

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (GD0B3)

267 Pretzels are greatness. I used to eat the pretzel logs so much as a yute, I gave them up for Lent multiple times. It was a sacrifice, let me tell you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (+sD5M)

268 Joe Kidd

The only way voter fraud stops is if the GOPe use it to win elections.

Vote like a Democrat; early and often.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

269 the big soft pretzels need spicy ground mustard
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

This is one of the central tents of Communism. You've been co-opted.

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

not commie, kraut. look at the nic...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (v6XNT)

270 aw man I missed a pretzel thread

Posted by: Don Black at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (ZxPkt)

271 I mostly use de mayo for tuna salad or egg salad sandwiches.

Don't have time to make my own, so it's usually best foods.

I don't ever recall having a chicken salad sandwich.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (D1E+2)

272 261 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:15 AM (x0n13)

I love how egg creams contain neither eggs nor cream. It sounds like a Coffee Talk topic LOL
Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)

Indeed! I often wondered how the name came about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (x0n13)

273 Ketchup or Ketsup ??

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (GD0B3)

274
258 >"Six Walgreens have closed on [Chicago's] South Side during the past year," reports ABC 7 Eyewitness News. "One alderman calls it pharmaceutical genocide."

I wonder if that alderman realizes that there’s a name for forcing people to work when and where they don’t want to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (XcvNy)

275 Tom Servo

It's got to be the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7

. She is the CVN returning from her epic deployment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:21 AM (u82oZ)

276 the big soft pretzels need spicy ground mustard
---------
Salt. They need lots of salt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 09:15 AM (jehhT)

Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps - mustard and onion flavored.

Posted by: The Donald at May 05, 2026 09:21 AM (kxLc1)

277 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (x0n13)

FYI.

The link in your nic is teh screwed up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:21 AM (+sD5M)

278 Ketchup or Ketsup ??
Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (GD0B3)

Or Catsup.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (+sD5M)

279 >>Hantavirus kills multiple people on a cruise ship, others sickened. Don't blame me!

Yeah, someone explain that one, please.
Are some of their mouse guests from Arizona aboard the ship.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (5xoct)

280 251
Bodycam videos provide hours of entertainment. The airport ones especially. Proof that alcohol and travel do not mix well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 05, 2026 09:16 AM (HdYcL)

Here I am again
Mixing misery and gin

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)

281 Pixy did fix the smiles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

282 Mustard - Thomy Scharfer Senf. Nice and hot. Supplied in a tube, like toothpaste.

El-cheapo Yellow mustard is perfectly fine for burgers and such. Condiments don’t need to be a vehicle for snobbery. A classic burger needs onion, pickles, mustard and ketchup.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (Fn30I)

283 Pixy did fix the smiles.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

Woof. That's been an issue for quite some time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:22 AM (+sD5M)

284 Lizzy

Evidently, lots of rats from a previous port of call. Likely in South America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

285 48 Something tells me Spillman will get off...

...with only a stiff fine.
Posted by: one hour sober

He already did hard time.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2026 07:49 AM (Kyh8Y)

He made splashy headlines.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2026 07:50 AM (wVcYX)

In late, knew I'd be...beaten to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:23 AM (ynpvh)

286 277 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:20 AM (x0n13)

FYI.

The link in your nic is teh screwed up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:21 AM (+sD5M)

Hmm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:23 AM (x0n13)

287 Max Miller did a deep dive on the ketchup/catsup thing on Tasting History. iirc it's derived from a Chinese (?) word for fish sauce.

Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:23 AM (gtcuf)

288
Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps - mustard and onion flavored.
Posted by: The Donald at May 05, 2026 09:21 AM (kxLc1)

Snyder's Pretzel Bites - Jalapeno.

Addictive as hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:24 AM (+sD5M)

289 I don't ever recall having a chicken salad sandwich.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Mmmmm. Diced apples & shredded chicken and iced cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:24 AM (xHq83)

290 >>Evidently, lots of rats from a previous port of call. Likely in South America.

Welp, there ya go!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2026 09:24 AM (5xoct)

291 How can you not love Heather MacDonald?

The video’s most memorable feature is the visual contrast between the participants’ studied downtown chic and their professed identification with what Piker calls the “masses.” Tolentino’s makeup is flawless, accentuating her exotic feline beauty; her nails gleam with shell-pink lacquer; her carefully styled waves glow with tawny highlights; her low-cut denim tank top, jeans, and high-heeled boots signal urban sophisticate. This outfit may not be ideally suited to organizing the proletarian “sabotage and, sort of, engagement with property destruction” she evokes with wistful nostalgia. But it fits perfectly in the all-white Brooklyn loft where the interview was filmed.

Piker sports a powder-blue, long-sleeved Ralph Lauren shirt, complete with polo pony logo. His tennis shoes are by Adidas, the very embodiment of the “system of global capital” that he claims to want to overthrow, complete with allegations of labor abuses in its Chinese, Vietnamese, and Indonesian factories...

Posted by: Oglebay at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)

292 288
Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps - mustard and onion flavored.
Posted by: The Donald at May 05, 2026 09:21 AM (kxLc1)

Snyder's Pretzel Bites - Jalapeno.

Addictive as hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:24 AM (+sD5M)

Both sound good...Costco had pickle-flavored potato chips. Pretty darn good when eaten with a sammich...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (ynpvh)

293 Max Miller did a deep dive on the ketchup/catsup thing on Tasting History. iirc it's derived from a Chinese (?) word for fish sauce.
Posted by: Delurker at May 05, 2026 09:23 AM (gtcuf)

Rings True ! kôechiap.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (GD0B3)

294 Cinco de Mayo! The day we sit down with fat white women and drink a Margarita in honor of when the Mexicans beat the French.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (GD2xa)

295 As long as you don't put ketchup on hot dogs, I don't care what you people put on your food.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (Oy/m2)

296 >>Hantavirus kills multiple people on a cruise ship, others sickened.
---------
IMO cruise ships and airplanes are bacteria infested, moving bio-labs. Germ factories. That you pay to be inside of.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (jehhT)

297
Hmm?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:23 AM (x0n13)

it's got acecomments.mu.nu attached to the front of your cutjibnewsletter.com

https://https://acecomments.mu.nu/ cutjibnewsletter.com

Is how it looks (without the space).

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (+sD5M)

298 289 I don't ever recall having a chicken salad sandwich.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Mmmmm. Diced apples & shredded chicken and iced cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:24 AM (xHq83)

My chicken salad has no apples...celery, but no apples...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:26 AM (ynpvh)

299 damn....not 2 https

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:26 AM (+sD5M)

300 Testing 123!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)

301 IMO cruise ships and airplanes are bacteria infested, moving bio-labs. Germ factories. That you pay to be inside of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Hospitals too!!

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (GD0B3)

302 Both sound good...Costco had pickle-flavored potato chips. Pretty darn good when eaten with a sammich...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (ynpvh)

There's a puffed cheese ball spicy pickle thing out there.......It's......Odd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (+sD5M)

303 My chicken salad has no apples...celery, but no apples...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:26 AM (ynpvh)

Celery and green onions...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (FtULh)

304 *except for the moving part

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (GD0B3)

305 Heaven:

Grilled bratwurst 🌭 with mustard & sauerkraut on a bun, hot German pretzel and an ice cold Falstaff beer.

Can get everything but the Falstaff. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (xHq83)

306 Interesting population control effort in Chicago. Allow crime to go insane driving the pharmacies out of the city. The local cannot get their meds and die. Racist!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (gu0hJ)

307 296 >>Hantavirus kills multiple people on a cruise ship, others sickened.
---------
IMO cruise ships and airplanes are bacteria infested, moving bio-labs. Germ factories. That you pay to be inside of.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (jehhT)

And the cruise rooms probably would, as said by Starlord in "Guardians of the Galaxy", look like a Jackson Pollock painting under black light...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (ynpvh)

308 Testing 123!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)

Link still broke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (+sD5M)

309 296 >>Hantavirus kills multiple people on a cruise ship, others sickened.
---------
IMO cruise ships and airplanes are bacteria infested, moving bio-labs. Germ factories. That you pay to be inside of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2026 09:25 AM (jehhT)

BUT THE WOMEN!!!

I've never been on a cruise ship. Is it like a nude beach where imagination tops reality?

Posted by: Stateless at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)

310 So it's a food thread?

Posted by: Just got here at May 05, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

311 303 My chicken salad has no apples...celery, but no apples...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:26 AM (ynpvh)

Celery and green onions...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (FtULh)

Yes!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:28 AM (ynpvh)

312
Can get everything but the Falstaff. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:27 AM (xHq83)

Holy crap. Falstaff.....Haven't heard that beer name in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:28 AM (+sD5M)

313 So...rumors Elon Musk may try to buy what's left of Spirit Airlines:

https://x.com/robertlufkinmd/status/2051274497894826276

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 05, 2026 09:28 AM (OUMaO)

314 Holy crap. Falstaff.....Haven't heard that beer name in a while.
Posted by: Sponge

I grew up in St. Louis. It was everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2026 09:29 AM (xHq83)

315 313 So...rumors Elon Musk may try to buy what's left of Spirit Airlines:

https://x.com/robertlufkinmd/status/2051274497894826276

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 05, 2026 09:28 AM (OUMaO)

Why? Did Spirit Airlines give up the ghost?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:29 AM (ynpvh)

316 Hmm. worked fine until now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:30 AM (x0n13)

317 So...rumors Elon Musk may try to buy what's left of Spirit Airlines:

https://x.com/robertlufkinmd/status/2051274497894826276

==

I approve! Musk will totally revolutionize the industry. It need a little imagination. I am tired of having to pay increased fees for constant degradation of services !

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:30 AM (GD0B3)

318 315 313 So...rumors Elon Musk may try to buy what's left of Spirit Airlines:

https://x.com/robertlufkinmd/status/2051274497894826276

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 05, 2026 09:28 AM (OUMaO)

Why? Did Spirit Airlines give up the ghost?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

And may go from an ex-airline to an X-Airline...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 05, 2026 09:30 AM (OUMaO)

319 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:30 AM (+sD5M)

320 Hmm. worked fine until now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 05, 2026 09:30 AM (x0n13)

It's fixed now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 05, 2026 09:31 AM (+sD5M)

321 >>So...rumors Elon Musk may try to buy what's left of Spirit Airlines:

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS WOULD DRIVE LEFTIES LIKE ELIZABETH WARREN, WHO ENGINEERED ITS DEMISE AND HAAATE ELON, CRAZY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 05, 2026 09:31 AM (5xoct)

322 Musk knows about flying stuff, that's for sure.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:31 AM (GD0B3)

323 >>And may go from an ex-airline to an X-Airline...

DAMN, MISSED THAT ONE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 05, 2026 09:32 AM (5xoct)

324 322 Musk knows about flying stuff, that's for sure.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2026 09:31 AM (GD0B3)

And making babies...lots of babies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:33 AM (ynpvh)

325 Of all the news this morning one story jumped out at me, actress Cameron Diaz 53 (and husband) welcomed a newborn son. Alright, 53 years old so she gave birth herself or was this surrogate?

Posted by: JROD at May 05, 2026 09:33 AM (Qc7+O)

326 325 Of all the news this morning one story jumped out at me, actress Cameron Diaz 53 (and husband) welcomed a newborn son. Alright, 53 years old so she gave birth herself or was this surrogate?

Posted by: JROD at May 05, 2026 09:33 AM (Qc7+O)

Coulda been implanted in her too...like that grandmother who gave birth to her grandson...

On my Mom's side, she had a aunt that was over 50 when she gave birth to a kid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2026 09:35 AM (ynpvh)

327 Joe Kidd

The only way voter fraud stops is if the GOPe use it to win elections.

Vote like a Democrat; early and often.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 05, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

Sure. Listen to the howling now that we're taking the lead on redistricting. For now, I imagine my ballot will be filled out by a designated postal resource and placed in a special container that will be secured in the trunk of a large automobile, to be driven to a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and it may ask itself:

"Well, how did I get here?"

Posted by: Same as it ever was at May 05, 2026 09:36 AM (nbLIj)

328 This world is toast. Redemption is coming tho.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 05, 2026 09:41 AM (Bgs9Z)

329 There is one thing we can agree on, The Brady Bunch had the most accurate Parents to Children casting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2026 10:13 AM (XV/Pl)

330 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

From above, 'Philadelphia Museum Marks America’s 250th By Dwelling on Its Faults'

Pope Leo XIV will be awarded the 38th annual Liberty Medal in Philadelphia on July 3, 2026, during the nation’s 250th anniversary celebrations. The National Constitution Center will honor him for promoting religious liberty, freedom of conscience, and human dignity, with the Pope accepting via a virtual broadcast from Rome. The award is part of the 2026 Wawa Welcome America festivities.

This could be the worst celebration of Independence Day in the Philadelphia area ever, and it seems so in-your-face including the following, especially given the Roman Catholic Church's 'treatment' in the region:

Within just one collar county of the city, some examples:
Delco officials began eminent domain proceedings in 2021 to acquire roughly 213 acres of land in Marple Township from the Archdiocese of Philadelphia & an alleged developer to create the county's largest park. The site, the former Don Guanella Village, was targeted for preservation, preventing its development. The county tendered only $21 million as "estimated just compensation." Absurd and still open.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

331 Little Flower Manor (Darby & Upper Darby), originally owned by the Sisters of the Divine Redeemer, this 37.5-acre property served as an orphanage and nursing home until its closure. Delaware County purchased the site for $1.7 million in 2016 to prevent commercial development and create a public park.

Sisters of St. Francis Property (Aston Township) transaction involved land formerly owned by the Sisters of St. Francis of Philadelphia, located near Neumann University. Aston Township purchased 46 acres from the religious order for approximately $1.9 million and intends it to become a passive-use township park featuring hiking trails through meadows and woodlands.

2025, Brookhaven closed the purchase of the former Our Lady of Charity school property located on Upland Road. The 7.4-acre parcel was appraised at $1.55 million.

In September 2019, the Archdiocese of Philadelphia sold the historic Archbishop Prendergast High School building and 8.5 acres in Drexel Hill to Delaware County Community College (DCCC) for $3 million. The new campus is designed as a $66.5 million project aimed at providing education, workforce training, and community resources.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

332 (Note, the new community college campus also sits on the border of Philly while the entire county community college system is now supported by far fewer school districts than the original 21 county signers/supporters decades ago.)

AI - These actions reflect a trend of the cash-strapped Archdiocese selling land, while local government seeks to convert large, open Catholic tracts into public, green space.

And it is shocking to see the Roman Catholic Church so cash strapped in PA - it HAS done a lot of good - now joining many of the historic, mainline protestant denominations rapidly fading away.

And in county, rather than Greening, the true goals seem to be for Democratic county council - and pals - to control large land buffers that also keep certain schools at desirable educational levels, local taxes manageable, and any residential building appropriate for the surrounding towns.

After all, it's quite the deal as ALL the county is taxed to pay for county parks & security even when they're just sitting with little to no park development.

Democrats 🤬 but they give away diapers, tampons, Narcan & lots of $ to hinkey non-profits.
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Good day! 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

333 The attempted assassin’s lawyer tried to cancel this hearing because the issue was solved but the judge REFUSED to cancel it because he wanted to put this performative show on where he apologized to a guy who tried to kill the President last week. That’s how crazy Democrats are.

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2026 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

334 Bruce Springsteen’s Philadelphia concert ('Land of Hope and Dreams' - for BFF Obama - and 'No Kings' - for the Indivisibles and Occupies) on May 8, 2026, at the Xfinity Mobile Arena is rescheduled to Saturday, May 30, 2026, due to NBA/NHL playoff conflicts.

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Will take a small win but would like to see the entire tour cancelled.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 05, 2026 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

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