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Yet Another Deranged Democrat (One Assumes) Has Been Shot for Approaching the White House While Brandishing a Gun

Via Instapundit, and a helpful commenter "Tuna" who actually pulls his weight and doesn't just babble about Abby Shapiro's boobs*:

Meanwhile, the federal magistrate who signed dozens of J6 arrest warrants is now whining that the Democrats' previous assassin is being treated harshly!!!

And the "harshness" was only putting him in restraints -- because he was on suicide watch.

Wait until this magistrate finds out about J6 prisoners held in solitary confinement for almost a year pre-trial!!! Won't she be mad then!!!

"Judge Zia Faruqui apologized to suspect Cole Allen for the treatment he's received so far while he has been behind bars. He's been put on suicide watch by the Department of Corrections, and the judge was asking why. An attorney from the government said that he was put on suicide watch because he told FBI agents that night of the White House Correspondents' dinner attack that he didn't expect to survive, and his language suggested that he really was not expecting to survive his trip to Washington, D.C., and the ultimate incident where he allegedly showed up with a weapon to try and assassinate President Trump. He's been charged with that crime.

"But the judge, very concerned about his constitutional rights, saying the defendant has requested a Bible, has requested meetings with his legal team, and that has not been allowed, he's been put in restrictive, 24 hour lockup, with no windows and a padded room without an opportunity to get out for recreation. So the judge making it clear that he wants answers by tomorrow morning about exactly what the housing determination will be made for the suspect in this case, out of grave concern about his constitutional rights. And that apology issued near the end of the hearing. And so, quite a moment just moments ago in federal court.

"Bottom line: Department of Correction said they wanted to make sure that he survived, that this is a high-profile case. All involved acknowledged it was a high-profile case. Again, the judge concerned about the treatment he's gotten since he was arrested after the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident. Sandra, back to you."

Assassination Prep works on the weak-minded, and the left is a cult of the weak-minded:

* I mean yes information about Abby Shapiro's boobs is helpful in a way but it doesn't lead to me writing posts.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:43 PM




Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (LdBR/)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (LdBR/)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2026 05:44 PM (LdBR/)

4 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2026 05:45 PM (LdBR/)

5 I hate it when Elon Musk allows me to be fooled.

I, like Mark Ruffalo, have no agency and fewer brains.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 05:45 PM (rbvCR)

6 Mark Ruffalo did have a brain tumor, but I think the surgeons may have missed just a bit.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2026 05:46 PM (lCppi)

7 "Ruffalo eventually admitted the photos were fake and blamed Elon Musk for allowing him to be fooled."


Is there anything that elon musk can't do*


*He couldn't beat up Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2026 05:46 PM (0N4FZ)

8 Via Instapundit, and a helpful commenter "Tuna" who actually pulls his weight and doesn't just babble about Abby Shapiro's boobs*:

==

Tuna stole my work from the immigration thread!

😂

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)

9 Aren't most judges also lawyers? I may have spotted the problem.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

10 Zia Faruqui

So, Lutheran?

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 05:47 PM (gtcuf)

11 Mark Ruffalo has a smug, punchable face.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 04, 2026 05:48 PM (3q1Kc)

12 As I have reported�Zia Faruqui signed arrest warrants for hundreds of J6ers.

He has used some of the harshest terms to describe J6ers including those accused of no violence.

He is now APOLOGIZING to the psycho who tried to kill multiple people including the president pic.twitter.com/gsHaEVS1pJ

— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) May 4, 2026

==

Deport!!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3)

13 If we only knew why a man with a gun might be wondering around the White House

Probably looking for his wife's lover

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Zia is a male, BTW.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

15 I mean yes information about Abby Shapiro's boobs is helpful in a way but it doesn't lead to me writing posts.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:43 PM

I mean, some racks are worthy of an epic poem or two.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

16 (4 panel image)
"Is information about Abby Shapiro's boobs helpful?"
"Depends on context."
"Lonely Saturday night? Yes."
"Another Trump assassination attempt? No."

Posted by: Another Anon at May 04, 2026 05:50 PM (4h45B)

17 UPDATE: An individual has been SHOT by Secret Service at 15th Street & Independence Ave (near White House).

I think the real breaking news here is that an armed member of the USSS actually hit what he was aiming at.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Y1sOo)

18 Damn , my ticket to the Met Gala must have gotten lost. I have to rent a tux, drive 92m and find a scalper to get one.
Oh wait I'm still in a rehab facility and wouldn't care if the Met Gala suffered a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:50 PM (gu0hJ)

19
(D) Deranged

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 05:51 PM (vE0+H)

20 Put him in General Pop.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 04, 2026 05:51 PM (wBaIH)

21
Mark Ruffalo did have a brain tumor, but I think the surgeons may have missed just a bit.
Posted by: LASue


They took out the good part.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

22 14 Zia is a male, BTW.

Ze looks like a vaguely ethnic David French.

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (gtcuf)

23 This story on Yahoo, has this:

At a hearing on Monday, Magistrate Judge Zia M. Faruqui compared the conditions of Allen’s confinement to those of the people charged with crimes in the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack, saying they were treated better than Allen was.

https://tinyurl.com/4tczkzfn

I sincerely doubt that he's being treated worse than the J6ers.
All they did was hold him in a suicide watch cell (padded walls, no visits, no calls, and wearing a straight-jacket type outfit).
That isn't unusual for somebody in his position with his charges.

This judge needs to recuse himself, but that'll never happen now that he's opened his mouth in court and proven his own biases now and previously.

The DC circuit is totally compromised by the radical left.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (6ydKt)

24 I object to Mark Ruffalo being classified as a "Moron."

He ain't One Of Us.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (gnNyN)

25 I think the real breaking news here is that an armed member of the USSS actually hit what he was aiming at.
Posted by: one hour sober

LOL. Well thank god he aimed straight.

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (lJ0H4)

26 * I mean yes information about Abby Shapiro's boobs is helpful in a way but it doesn't lead to me writing posts.

The cause of Ace's shelving problems?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

27 7 "Ruffalo eventually admitted the photos were fake and blamed Elon Musk for allowing him to be fooled."

Is there anything that elon musk can't do*

*He couldn't beat up Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2026 05:46 PM (0N4FZ)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Elon Musk is smart. He's aware of his physical shortcomings.

That's why he released the Account Location feature on X. To let Death finally know where Chuck was.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 04, 2026 05:53 PM (4h45B)

28 >>> 12 As I have reported Zia Faruqui signed arrest warrants for hundreds of J6ers.

He has used some of the harshest terms to describe J6ers including those accused of no violence.

He is now APOLOGIZING to the psycho who tried to kill multiple people including the president pic.twitter.com/gsHaEVS1pJ

— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) May 4, 2026

==

Deport!!
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3)

*sigh*

Posted by: sad, lonely helicopter at May 04, 2026 05:53 PM (WMyc4)

29 Mark Ruffalo is the Seth Myers of Patton Oswalts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 04, 2026 05:53 PM (PiwSw)

30
Is there anything that elon musk can't do*

*He couldn't beat up Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Mister Scott


Not even now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (Cqx++)

31 From the previous thread:

>> 98 The epistemic closure business was perfected a long time ago by Noam Chomsky. I always called it the "Chomsky Shuffle." He would pile up one fantastic presumption upon another, each time saying in a dismissive manner that the predicate one was indisputable, common knowledge, too obvious even to bother discussing, so let's move on to the next. His groupies ate it up.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 04, 2026 05:22 PM (E2lD7)


Riffing on the Gish Gallop?

Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (Sy6m/)

32 I object to Mark Ruffalo being classified as a "Moron."

He ain't One Of Us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (gnNyN)

Yes. I used to throw that one out a lot, but now I choose retard, or 'tard. I worked with an old veteran who liked the word sparkle-head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (0aYVJ)

33 I expect memes of Ruffalo on Epstein's plane.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

34 "Deputy Director of the Secret Service Matt Quinn says that their officers saw someone suspicious outside the White House complex - visually saw a gun on the person and started following. Person tried to flee, then shot at Secret Service. USSS returned fire, struck suspect.. bystander - a child- was hit by gunfire though the director said they had no life-threatening injuries. Also transported to hospital.

Deputy director was asked if this was related to other attempts on Trump’s life - he said he couldn't say, and wasn't going to guess on that"

I will posit that a suspect with a gun, hanging around the WH and then shooting at the Secret Service was up to no good.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (GD0B3)

35 USSS narrowly beat Imperial Stormtroopers in range contest today.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (u/Bbx)

36 Zia is a male, BTW.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)


A Pakistani Muslim.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (iERP6)

37 Ruffalo's doing this because it works.

Make no mistake - an absolutely astounding number of leftist retards 100% believe Trump's a pedo/rapist and those obviously fake pictures are the main reason why.

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (gtcuf)

38 "A Pakistani Muslim.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo "

The rot runs deep.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

39 Zia is a male, BTW.
--------

You can never be too careful assuming these days.

Posted by: Michelle O at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (vE0+H)

40 20 Put him in General Pop.

jiffy pop > general pop

Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)

41 Am I reading that the USSS shot the child too?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (z2aPa)

42 >>> 25 I think the real breaking news here is that an armed member of the USSS actually hit what he was aiming at.
Posted by: one hour sober

LOL. Well thank god he aimed straight.
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2026 05:52 PM (lJ0H4)

Was the agent able to re-holster in less than three attempts?

Posted by: inquiring Morons want to know at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (WMyc4)

43 Bruh it’s so obviously staged!!
1/3 of the internet

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (c3Uld)

44 USSS narrowly beat Imperial Stormtroopers in range contest today.
Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (u/Bbx)

may the fourth be with you...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)

45 So, still no free beer from that piss-a$$ in MN.

Good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (2GVsD)

46 If this Culture Marxist Judge is in charge of the case, Cole will get a slap on the wrist then let off

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (Ia/+0)

47 If my memory serves me correctly, 15th Street & Independence Ave is near the Holocaust museum.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 04, 2026 05:57 PM (sAmhv)

48 Judge Zia Faruqui??

Some Fruit of Islam desert concoction?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 05:57 PM (2GVsD)

49 What did Trump do or say to piss off this poor gun person?

Posted by: Nora O'Donnell at May 04, 2026 05:57 PM (WsTMd)

50 Pia Zadora 》Zia Farquad

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 05:57 PM (u/Bbx)

51 WTOP.com - take this fact for what it's worth...

"Investigators believe the child was shot by the armed man, not law enforcement."

Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (tOcjL)

52 A Pakistani Muslim.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (iERP6)
----
That says everything you need to know about how our justice system is being used AGAINST Americans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (gnNyN)

53 Great now the same left wing judge can apologize to this one for being shot.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (YwEeS)

54 33 I expect memes of Ruffalo on Epstein's plane.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

But they had young girls, not boys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

55 Holocaust Museum in DC left me underwheled back in 2000.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (2GVsD)

56 Abby Shapiro's boobs are important in the totality.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (3uBP9)

57 17 UPDATE: An individual has been SHOT by Secret Service at 15th Street & Independence Ave (near White House).

I think the real breaking news here is that an armed member of the USSS actually hit what he was aiming at.


well, story says a child was also hit. haven't seen by whom.

Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:59 PM (oY6Yp)

58 Imperial Storm Troopers better shots than the USSS

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 05:59 PM (gu0hJ)

59
Jiffy Lube > Jiffy Pop > Gen Pop > Iggy Pop > Iggy Stooge

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 04, 2026 05:59 PM (W5mpo)

60 nbcwashington.com says bystander was "grazed" in their headline...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 05:59 PM (tOcjL)

61 48 Judge Zia Faruqui??

Some Fruit of Islam desert concoction?


introduces battlebots bouts in his spare time?

Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:59 PM (oY6Yp)

62 If they are shooting at a Jawa Sandcrawler, sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (2GVsD)

63 dc judge is disappointed that their guy failed (again)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (VyBeY)

64
Zia is a male, BTW.

Ziva is not.

www.imdb.com/name/nm0734425

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (Cqx++)

65 Ruffalo is a slimy little turd burglar. He's as bad as Springsteen and DeNiro with a dash of Kimmel.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (Fbc0I)

66 Abby Shapiro's boobs are important in the totality.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2026 05:58 PM (3uBP9)

Total eclipse of the sun?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (wVcYX)

67 (CONT) "The young victim suffered a possible graze wound to his lower body, according to other law enforcement sources. He walked over to an ambulance, where he was treated by paramedics. Eventually, the ambulance left for a hospital with a Secret Service escort.

His injuries are not life-threatening, Quinn said."

Same nbcwashington.com

Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (tOcjL)

68 63 dc judge is disappointed that their guy failed (again)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (VyBeY)

You have to hope they keep sending guys of this caliber or lower...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

69 And another one bites the dust...

https://tinyurl.com/3v852pzr

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 04, 2026 06:01 PM (WONhk)

70 Another defamation action threatened.

MI Dem Chairwoman Honors Nazi Grandpa on Veterans Day — Then Threatens to Sue Free Beacon for Noticing

Check the evidence at the link.

https://tinyurl.com/yf3znmmj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 06:01 PM (ndZc7)

71 68 63 dc judge is disappointed that their guy failed (again)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (VyBeY)

You have to hope they keep sending guys of this caliber or lower...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

Because you KNOW their rhetoric will keep sending guys to kill Trump and others.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

72 Pia Zadora 》Zia Farquad
Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 05:57 PM (u/Bbx)

Zia Padora and her Golden Globes

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (wVcYX)

73 What caliber is this assassin?

9mm Makarov?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (2GVsD)

74 But Trump once said, "pu**y", so, you know, the violence is coming from both sides.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (oji8u)

75 As a vocal admirer of Ben Shapiro's Ashkenazi breasts, I feel.marginialized

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (wBaIH)

76 Pia Zadora's Bewbs conquers the Martians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (2GVsD)

77 Anyone else wonder who Abby Shapiro is and what's the deal with her boobs?

I know now.

Posted by: fozzy at May 04, 2026 06:03 PM (zH2yS)

78 73 What caliber is this assassin?

9mm Makarov?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (2GVsD)

.38, apparently...he had one on his person.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

79 14 Zia is a male, BTW.
Posted by: runner

I was under the impression this is an attribute he does not share with commenter Tuna.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

80 also 12 gauge

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

81 Trump fires up the jets full of defamation lawyers from Miami to file for defamation of character against Marky Ruffalo.

ESAD Marky.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2026 06:05 PM (xvV+O)

82
And another one bites the dust...

https://tinyurl.com/3v852pzr

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Another one rides the bus...

https://youtu.be/tZkouut-9RQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 06:05 PM (Cqx++)

83 What the Faruqui?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 04, 2026 06:06 PM (DsA2n)

84 gKWVE, you would be correct.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 06:08 PM (z2aPa)

85 runner: "I will posit that a suspect with a gun, hanging around the WH and then shooting at the Secret Service was up to no good."

How can you be certain? I mean, he could've been waiting for Trump.

Posted by: Every 'Reporter' from DC to LA at May 04, 2026 06:08 PM (oji8u)

86 I only read all that superfluous content because you promised Abby Shapiro Pics. Or did I read that wrong?

Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Good at May 04, 2026 06:08 PM (oftw2)

87 * I mean yes information about Abby Shapiro's boobs is helpful in a way but it doesn't lead to me writing posts.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:43 PM


It does generate clicks though.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:08 PM (4NO2D)

88 Noam Chompsky disclosed the workings of a mind to which incoherence lent an illusion of profundity.

Posted by: Beverly at May 04, 2026 06:08 PM (reMys)

89 How about just referring to Abby's Boobs as Mountainous Chesticles.

Posted by: Earn More sessions by Sleeving at May 04, 2026 06:09 PM (hyQrc)

90 Abby’s boobs are forever available for viewing. The internet is kind of foreverish.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:09 PM (Gqar8)

91 What caliber is this assassin?

9mm Makarov?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM (2GVsD)

.38, apparently...he had one on his person.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 06:03 PM


The collection of throwing knives was the best part of his rig. He was going down like a ninja.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)

92 funny story, that is not Ben Shapiro's sister...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:10 PM (GD0B3)

93 Lord Farquaad > Zia Farquad

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:10 PM (2GVsD)

94 that was etablished long ago, right?

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:10 PM (GD0B3)

95
Zia Faruqui

________________

Of the Richmond Faruquis?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (HdYcL)

96 Pia Zadora had some nice boobs.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (YwEeS)

97 Faruqui?

Bet ( didn't look yet) another foreigner picked by the Auto-Pen Administration

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

98 just some woman with the same name as his sister ?

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3)

99 Pia Zadora's Bewbs conquers the Martians?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:02 PM


IIRC, Pia was a Martian girl.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (4NO2D)

100 Like 10 years ago, when the subject first Came Up...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3)

101 Critical Drinker did a video about the first Lara Croft movie. Man Angelina Jolie had an amazing rack. RIP Angelina's rack

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 06:12 PM (YwEeS)

102 >>Abby’s boobs are forever available for viewing. The internet is kind of foreverish.


*Wink*

Posted by: ShoeOnHead's Butthole at May 04, 2026 06:12 PM (Lu7y1)

103 > Meanwhile, the federal magistrate who signed dozens of J6 arrest warrants is now whining that the Democrats' previous assassin is being treated harshly!!!
---------
Honestly... there needs to be a judicial purge, BAMN.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2026 06:12 PM (jehhT)

104 Always nice to be at Gowan Field. A-10s and Ospreys doing touch and goes.

Best airshow of any airport.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 06:12 PM (SIr8v)

105 The comments from the judge are simply part of the continuing dominance display by our conquerors over the defeated and demoralized USA. Everyone understands that right?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2026 06:13 PM (3uBP9)

106 Hey, more on this Islamo-nazi judge
"Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
23m
This is Judge Zia Faruqui, the judge who just apologized to Trump's attempted assassin Cole Allen for the way police restrained him.

Just last year, this same judge dismissed the case against Edward Alexander Dana, who threatened to kill President Trump.

We have a big problem."

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3)

107 funny story, that is not Ben Shapiro's sister...
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:10 PM (GD0B3)

don't obfuscate a good story with facts

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wVcYX)

108 Seen on X:
The left has this Trump-based revenge-fantasy genocide they wish had happened to the South after the Civil War to cope with losing in 2016 and 2024.

They have now moved past dreaming of killing Trump as a means to regain power:
Now, it's a means to exterminate all conservatives.

Also, you know the biggest reason so many on the left were so gleeful at the murder of Charlie Kirk?
Because in their hearts, it made them happy to see conservative mourn.

They are no different today than they were when they were laughing at parents in Cambodia crying as their babies were thrown against trees.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 06:13 PM (MtSIY)

109 don't obfuscate a good story with facts
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 06:13 PM (wVcYX)

sorry, not sorry !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3)

110 Bangladesh, 5 years in current position

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)

111 I did not know that Cavernous Nostrils claimed that twelve lieutenant colonels were at the seekrit meeting. Do you know how hard it is to get 12 lieutenant colonels (and just them, no subordinates to take notes or anything) in one room at a time? They are busy, busy people. And if Fort Hoochie-Hoochie or whatever had more than 12 lieutenant colonels, I'd be surprised.

Posted by: pookysgirl, making sesame chicken at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (Wt5PA)

112 40 20 Put him in General Pop.

jiffy pop > general pop
Posted by: anachronda at May 04, 2026 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)


Jimmy Pop > Jiffy Pop > gen pop

Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn
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Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (Sy6m/)

113 70
MI Dem Chairwoman Honors Nazi Grandpa on Veterans Day — Then Threatens to Sue Free Beacon for Noticing

And she's a rug-muncher, but of course.

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (gtcuf)

114 The cam girl who looked somewhat like Ms Shapiro was not her, however there are numerous clothed photos online speaking to her fullsome figure. This would fall under the reddit thread: 2busty2hide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

115 Just last year, this same judge dismissed the case against Edward Alexander Dana, who threatened to kill President Trump.

I thought a Magistrate Judge was like a clerk. Not really empowered to do anything.

Am I wrong, err, again?

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:16 PM (4NO2D)

116 No suicide watch. Be a real shame if ....

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 06:16 PM (z2aPa)

117 One might think a Federal Judge should have been brought up under the US Constitution, not a foreigner who didn't

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)

118 Pro Tip: Running into a gun fight with a knife is pretty much futile. Perhaps you've seen too many martial arts movies?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 06:16 PM (Fbc0I)

119 I had the worst luck dating women. Racks all around but all I could score were Butter Boobs.

Posted by: Earn More sessions by Sleeving at May 04, 2026 06:16 PM (hyQrc)

120 Just last year, this same judge dismissed the case against Edward Alexander Dana, who threatened to kill President Trump.

I thought a Magistrate Judge was like a clerk. Not really empowered to do anything.

Am I wrong, err, again?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:16 PM (4NO2D)

I guess someone can research this further...not me...I've done my part!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)

121 Back in my 20s I read a couple of Chomsky's books to see what the fuss was about. I don't even remember the names. Baffle them with bullshit is all that I recall. All the profundity of Paul Ehrlich

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 06:17 PM (gu0hJ)

122 Looking at the NYPost's celeb photos of the Met Gala
OMG. Lena Dunham. LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2026 06:18 PM (lJ0H4)

123 Oh, speaking of thots, I ran across another hoe_math video where he continued the story of fake right wing e girls with the downfall of Sarah Stock. Evidently the gal who proclaimed virginity and waiting til marriage was getting wasted and banging... Elijah Schaefer (also married) and still married the poor dumb bastard who thought she was who she said she was. Evidently Milo outed them. Milo.

Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

124 Lena Dunham. LOLOLOLOL

The pot of petunias is glad they are no longer a whale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (2GVsD)

125 Pretty sure Zia's answer to this political crisis is to turn it off and wait 10 seconds. Then turn it on again.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (SIr8v)

126 I thought a Magistrate Judge was like a clerk. Not really empowered to do anything.
_____

Magistrate Judges are part of the Magisterium. They deliver the Word of God just like the Magisterium does in the Catholic Church, only the word of god is actually the Magistrate Judge's word.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (Dv3i1)

127 As I have reported—Zia Faruqui signed arrest warrants for hundreds of J6ers.

Wait, what? Did they all get extradited?

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (hcEyG)

128 The cam girl who looked somewhat like Ms Shapiro was not her, however there are numerous clothed photos online speaking to her fullsome figure. This would fall under the reddit thread: 2busty2hide.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

If I'm not in that thread, I should be.

Posted by: Allegra Cole at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX)

129 If I'm not in that thread, I should be.
Posted by: Allegra Cole at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX)

You needed a better plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

130 Aetius

Current season of Euphoria

Sydney Sweeney's character starts putting on dog ears and a leash on social media to raise $50k for her wedding day flowers.

OnlyFans cam girl bimbos upset at this portrayal of their 'profession.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:22 PM (2GVsD)

131 Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 06:19 PM (Dv3i1)

A little too close to the truth as they see it to be funny.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 06:22 PM (iERP6)

132 "I heard it on X" is not usually the kind of thing associated with high quality information.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 04, 2026 06:22 PM (eloIc)

133 Critical Drinker did a video about the first Lara Croft movie. Man Angelina Jolie had an amazing rack.

The joke on rec.guns at the time was

"What was she packing?"

"A pair of forty-fives. And two pistols."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2026 06:22 PM (vTZFs)

134
Bill Dana >>>> Edward Alexander Dana

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 06:23 PM (HdYcL)

135 How many people serve in the Secret Service, or is that secret information? They need more strong, fit tall, well trained men and no DEI women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 06:24 PM (Nx5jP)

136 Having Cinco De Quartro, burritos

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)

137 Looked at the NY Post picture of Lena Dunham. I see she hasn't discovered Ozempic.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 06:24 PM (gu0hJ)

138 OnlyFans cam girl bimbos upset at this portrayal of their 'profession.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:22 PM (2GVsD)

You will find no greater advocate of large breasted nudity than I, but from the synopsis and scenes I have seen of the show, it just looks like misery porn. Like Requiem for a Dream. No thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

139 Angelina Jolie.

Billy Bob humped the shine right off that.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 06:25 PM (nRI/H)

140 Those whirlybird fans on top of the White House chimney look like the onion spires of St Basil's church on the Red Square in Moscow.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 06:26 PM (Tbs6N)

141 The Dagmar Bumper look is coming back.


Any moment now ....

Posted by: Allegra Cole at May 04, 2026 06:26 PM (wVcYX)

142 This guy, Zia Faruqui, is a magistrate, appointed by the court, for an eight year term. He's up for renewal or termination in 2008. Unfortunately, President James Boasberg will be able to reappoint the little shit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 04, 2026 06:28 PM (UvL+j)

143 56 - is there any evidence that suggests they're NOT the totality?

Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2026 06:28 PM (6U6WV)

144 Also, the videos of Olivia Ozempic Wilde are just haunting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

145 “ Judge Zia Faruqui ”

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: RI Red at May 04, 2026 06:29 PM (30Gj0)

146 Judge Zia Faruqui apologized to suspect Cole Allen for the treatment he's received so far while he has been behind bars.

-------------------

The name says it all. You could be excused for thinking this is a court in Pakistan.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 06:29 PM (Tbs6N)

147 137 Looked at the NY Post picture of Lena Dunham. I see she hasn't discovered Ozempic.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 06:24 PM (gu0hJ


For sure... There were some outlandish outfits and some nice ones.. I think the Morons here would like the Sidney Sweeney outfit she almost had on....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 06:29 PM (FtULh)

148 Adventures of Cliff Booth comes out in August.

Best part of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood hetting his own movie.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 06:29 PM (nRI/H)

149 @144 yup she looked bug eyed freaky

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 06:30 PM (gu0hJ)

150 Olivia Wilde,looks possessed.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:30 PM (Gqar8)

151 Paperwork American. Not one of us.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 06:30 PM (rJ48h)

152 >>>Looked at the NY Post picture of Lena Dunham. I see she hasn't discovered Ozempic.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Lena looks like a hobo dumpster fire. Somewhere, Ace is lurking in the shadows.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Fbc0I)

153
For sure... There were some outlandish outfits and some nice ones.. I think the Morons here would like the Sidney Sweeney outfit she almost had on....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 06:29 PM (FtULh)


Ooops.. That was last year....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 06:33 PM (FtULh)

154 Started watching the 1923 series. So far leaving me unimpressed. Indiana Jones is a real drag on the show.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:33 PM (Gqar8)

155 Thought Zia is a girls name.
Is Zia, the mad judge, a homosexual?
Or just another anti-American deserving deportation?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 04, 2026 06:33 PM (NaHHR)

156 Zia Zadora would be cool. ZZ.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar8)

157 Zia is a male, BTW.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

A Pakistani Muslim.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (iERP6)

---------------

This something I just do not understand. Why are foreigners put into such positions of power, to judge Americans on being American?

A law needs to be passed that a person cannot be appointed as a judge unless born in the US. They can be lawyers all they want but not judges particularly now that they are acting against the President.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 06:35 PM (Tbs6N)

158 45 So, still no free beer from that piss-a$$ in MN.

Good.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Wisconsin, I think. It's bad enough that we have Walz and Omar.

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2026 06:36 PM (VHUov)

159 Foreigners are put into power in order to subvert and degrade the United States.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:36 PM (Gqar8)

160 A law needs to be passed that a person cannot be appointed as a judge unless born in the US. They can be lawyers all they want but not judges particularly now that they are acting against the President.
Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 06:35 PM (Tbs6N)

right? we have enough of own born and bread freaky judges, we don't need some Marxist-Jihadist deciding American lives

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:37 PM (GD0B3)

161 Solicitation to commit murder with free beer. Don’t laugh it would motivate some loons.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:38 PM (Gqar8)

162 I mean bred not bread!!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3)

163 >>>* I mean yes information about Abby Shapiro's boobs is helpful in a way but it doesn't lead to me writing posts.

Old school ace would have put up a post dedicated to Abby Shapiro's boobs.

In some ways, the world has not changed for the better.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2026 06:38 PM (syz1S)

164 162 I mean bred not bread!!
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3)

I’m glad you cleared that up.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:39 PM (Gqar8)

165 157 Zia is a male, BTW.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

A Pakistani Muslim.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 05:55 PM (iERP6)

---------------


A homosexual Pakistani Muslim?
Deport, deport

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 04, 2026 06:39 PM (NaHHR)

166 Yet Another Deranged Democrat

Time for AosHQ to launch a new acronym? :

YADD = Yet Another Deranged Democrat

Example of use in a sentence:

"Did you hear? Some guy flipped out, converted to Islaml, then went transgender, then put on a burka and a suicide belt and blew himself up in a Chik-Fil-A!"

"YADD."

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2026 06:39 PM (Av6i5)

167 A homosexual Pakistani Muslim?

Aren't they all?

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:40 PM (4NO2D)

168 Yang Poon that YADD!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

169 167 A homosexual Pakistani Muslim?

Aren't they all?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 06:40 PM (4NO2D)

Well, SOMEONE is making all those little Pakis!

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar8)

170 I did not know that Cavernous Nostrils claimed that twelve lieutenant colonels were at the seekrit meeting. Do you know how hard it is to get 12 lieutenant colonels (and just them, no subordinates to take notes or anything) in one room at a time? They are busy, busy people. And if Fort Hoochie-Hoochie or whatever had more than 12 lieutenant colonels, I'd be surprised.
Posted by: pookysgirl, making sesame chicken at May 04, 2026 06:14 PM (Wt5PA)



Dang. I'm sorry I missed this on the earlier thread. Ft Huachuca (pronounced Wha-chu-ka) is my old stomping ground. Stationed there for four years and oversaw training for the officers in the Army's Military Intelligence Branch. A great assignment. And while there are more than 12 LTCs there, few work together in the same units and all are far too busy to even tolerate Owens' bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2026 06:41 PM (2WIwB)

171 Well, SOMEONE is making all those little Pakis!

And boy are the goats tired.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

172 164 162 I mean bred not bread!!
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3)

I’m glad you cleared that up.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:39 PM (Gqar


That was a rye comment.

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 06:42 PM (gtcuf)

173 170
Dang. I'm sorry I missed this on the earlier thread. Ft Huachuca (pronounced Wha-chu-ka) is my old stomping ground. Stationed there for four years and oversaw training for the officers in the Army's Military Intelligence Branch. A great assignment. And while there are more than 12 LTCs there, few work together in the same units and all are far too busy to even tolerate Owens' bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2026 06:41 PM (2WIwB)

Did not know there was a Confederate General named Huachuca.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:42 PM (Gqar8)

174 ---------------

This something I just do not understand. Why are foreigners put into such positions of power, to judge Americans on being American?

A law needs to be passed that a person cannot be appointed as a judge unless born in the US. They can be lawyers all they want but not judges particularly now that they are acting against the President.
Posted by: Decaf
---

It's difficult to find that many native born Americans ready to pervert the law so much.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 04, 2026 06:43 PM (NaHHR)

175 "The Horror"..... "The Horror" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 04, 2026 06:44 PM (38587)

176 Why the BLOODY F*CK do we have a judge named "Zia Faruqui"?

Posted by: Rdubs at May 04, 2026 06:44 PM (Hsq0h)

177 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2026 06:45 PM (u73oe)

178 167 A homosexual Pakistani Muslim?


Send him/it/they/them/her/she to Brattleboro !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 04, 2026 06:46 PM (38587)

179
I have never understood why men want to stick their in assholes.

Posted by: four seasons at May 04, 2026 06:46 PM (3ek7K)

180 Did not know there was a Confederate General named Huachuca.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 06:42 PM (Gqar


Huachuca is a Comanche word meaning Home of the Thunder, also the Huachuca Mountains.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2026 06:47 PM (2WIwB)

181 You will find no greater advocate of large breasted nudity than I, but from the synopsis and scenes I have seen of the show, it just looks like misery porn. Like Requiem for a Dream. No thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

It is. Plus trans and gay insanity galore.

Still, SS's rack does not fail to make an impression.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2026 06:47 PM (Pr4qS)

182 176 Why the BLOODY F*CK do we have a judge named "Zia Faruqui"?

Appointed by the judges of The US District court of DC in 2020.

In 2020, the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia was led by Chief Judge Beryl A. Howell. Other district judges during that period included James E. Boasberg, Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, Tanya S. Chutkan, Rudolph Contreras, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Trevor N. McFadden, Dabney L. Friedrich and Carl J. Nichols

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 06:48 PM (gtcuf)

183 160 A law needs to be passed that a person cannot be appointed as a judge unless born in the US. They can be lawyers all they want but not judges particularly now that they are acting against the President.
Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 06:35 PM (Tbs6N)

right? we have enough of own born and bread freaky judges, we don't need some Marxist-Jihadist deciding American lives
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 06:37 PM (GD0B3)

The Supreme Court created this unworkable situation when they declared Dual Citizenship legal, even though it was specifically illegal in laws passed by Congress... you know...

Congress... the group the US Constitution says will make laws about immigration and citizenship.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2026 06:48 PM (mP0Kj)

184 So, Boasberg and Ketanji Brown Jackson were among the hacks in black who appointed this asshole.

Posted by: Delurker at May 04, 2026 06:49 PM (gtcuf)

185 Wait.

I thought guns were illegal in Washington DC.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

186 179
I have never understood why men want to stick their in assholes

Give me a call and I will fill you in .......

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 04, 2026 06:50 PM (xvV4K)

187 It's your milquetoast editing that will get you into trouble some day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 06:51 PM (Fbc0I)

188 I am stuffed

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0)

189 With all their BS, now they have people prepared to routinely attack - with a vengeance - Trump, the White House, the Cabinet, their families...

It has gone from screaming at families in public, to needing to move several Trump appointed positions onto an Army post for safety, to increasingly common vehicle and weapon threats and attacks, first at Trump but now broadening.

Attacks against the U.S. Supreme Court calling it illegitimate. The Hill, "Last week, Jeffries called a recent Supreme Court decision on the Voting Rights Act “unacceptable” in a press conference, while also calling the high court’s conservative majority “illegitimate.”

Just now, 'Rep. Olszewski is to introduce ROBE Act to establish term limits for Supreme Court justices' by WBFF STAFF, Mon, May 4, 2026

This is a long game they've been playing & O began it before Hillary lost and the Trump's 1st administration.

Coupled w/C19 that affected at least half of the population's stupidity and sanity levels, and the constant pounding of DEI, hatred of Bibi, rise of Ukraine, mass immigration in the west, tax/eat the rich(er), we're like rats in a maze.

Luigi Mangione, the hero of the Palisades fire bug.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 04, 2026 07:02 PM (NFX2v)

190 I was going to do some Bungie Bredfan lyrics but it's a little too on the nose. "Open up your mind, open up your ..... purse", "never gonna lose it", "never give an inch", "finger in the pie",

I mean come on now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

191 As I have reported�Zia Faruqui signed arrest warrants for hundreds of J6ers.

He has used some of the harshest terms to describe J6ers including those accused of no violence.

He is now APOLOGIZING to the psycho who tried to kill multiple people including the president pic.twitter.com/gsHaEVS1pJ

— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) May 4, 2026

==

Deport!!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3)


Pinochet skeet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 04, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)

192 A law needs to be passed that a person cannot be appointed as a judge unless born in the US. They can be lawyers all they want but not judges particularly now that they are acting against the President.
Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2026 06:35 PM (Tbs6N)


Absolutely AND you have to wait 3 generations.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 04, 2026 07:47 PM (snZF9)

193 ⏳⏳

"U.S. edging closer to resuming major combat operations against Iran, final decision rests with President Donald Trump and Tehran’s leadership, officials tell Fox News"

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 07:51 PM (GD0B3)

194 Absolutely AND you have to wait 3 generations.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 04, 2026 07:47 PM (snZF9)

so 4th generation ?

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 07:53 PM (GD0B3)

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