Self-Proclaimed "Snapchat King" Eric Swalwell Sent Videos of Himself Masturbating to More Women, and Is Also Now Using Snapchat to Attack Women for Talking About His Masturbation Videos

A gentlemen does not send videos of himself masturbating until he has presented the woman he's courting a token of his affection, like a scarf or a flower that looks like a cock (like a tulip).

Former Democratic congressman Eric Swalwell was accused by multiple women of sending sexual messages, including "videos of him masturbating," after becoming one of the first members of Congress to join Snapchat in an effort to restore "faith" in "democracy."
In a bombshell report on Sunday -- less than a month after Swalwell resigned from Congress after being accused of rape and sexual assault by multiple women -- CNN spoke to "more than a dozen" women who claimed the congressman had made them feel uncomfortable, both in person and online, over the past decade.
Several women told CNN that the congressman had sent them sexually explicit messages on Snapchat after he became "one of the first lawmakers to join Snapchat" and was heralded in the media as "the Snapchat king of Congress," according to CNN.
"We can restore a lot of faith that people have in their democracy by opening it up a little bit more," Swalwell told The Hill in 2016 after joining the messaging service. "Snapchat is a great way to do that."

Snapchat is a messaging app whose chief selling point is that messages and photos disappear after being viewed or after a period of time (if unviewed). It is purpose-built for adultery and dicpics.

However, it allegedly wasn't long before the congressman began to use his Snapchat account for purposes other than politics.
One young woman claimed Swalwell would send her Snapchat messages about her future, before asking inappropriate questions such as, "What are you wearing?"
Two other women told CNN that Swalwell sent them "sexually explicit messages and unsolicited nude photos and videos of himself" in 2021, while a third woman also claimed to have received "sexually tinged messages and videos."
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During the relationship, Swalwell reportedly sent "nude photos of himself and videos of him masturbating," which showed the congressman's "face and naked body."
The videos, which were saved by the woman, were shown to CNN.
"His stories would be his, like, congressional content, but then he would be sending me dick pics," she alleged, adding that Swalwell sent her another "explicit video" late last year, just weeks before he announced his 2026 California gubernatorial campaign.
In another alleged case, Swalwell reportedly wrote a letter of recommendation for a woman he had never met after sending her flirty Snapchat messages about her "sexy pajamas."

And he's still doing it. Even as he's being investigated (supposedly) in California and New York for rape, he's still sending out Snapchat messages to his victims.

John Sexton, quoting CNN:

Another young woman who connected online with Swalwell about a policy issue said he repeatedly sent her suggestive messages, offered to fly her to DC, and even wrote her a letter of recommendation despite never meeting in person.
"He would Snapchat me. He'd be like, 'What do you want to do with your future?'" she recalled. "And then he'd be like, 'What are you wearing right now?'"
More than a dozen women who spoke with CNN described interactions with Swalwell that made them uncomfortable over the last decade, from social media messages to in-person encounters to alleged attempts by the congressman to lure them to his hotel room. Some asked not to be named out of fear of retaliation.
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Similarly, Swalwell met Amanda Koski, a former Hill staffer and political operative, when she served him and his family while waitressing at a DC pizza restaurant. He asked for her phone number and later started messaging her about her involvement in politics, she told CNN...
The night after CNN spoke with Azari about the women's claims, Swalwell sent Koski a Snapchat message at 1:57 a.m. Eastern -- asking why she had screenshotted his chats and including screencaps of texts between the two of them.
"Given the accusations against him, attempting to gaslight or intimidate a woman on Snapchat at 2:00 a.m. isn't overly becoming of a person who has 'done no wrong,'" Koski told CNN.

Why are you saying I sexually harassed you when I sent you pictures of my dick? I wasn't harassing you. I just wanted your medical opinion about whether the mole on the tip of my penis looks cancerous or sexy. I thought it looked like a helmeted Cindy Crawford but I was a little worried about the uneven edges.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

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Posted by: GF at May 04, 2026 02:31 PM (iVUs+)

2 Like any good socialist, he was merely seizing the means of production.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 04, 2026 02:32 PM (0MjtC)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 04, 2026 02:32 PM (NcvvS)

4 Crankin' Calls

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2026 02:32 PM (Lu7y1)

5 Huh. How weird is it these people are speaking out now?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 02:32 PM (UJMvS)

6 This is what the good guys do.

Imagine what those evil Rethuglicans do!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:32 PM (Y2NSe)

7 And they say romance is dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (AvxYT)

8 Swalwell... The gift that keeps giving.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (dFjQQ)

9 Rough edges on a dick? Moisturize, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

10 messages and photos disappear after being viewed "

If only one could copy a screen. Call it a screenshot...

Posted by: man at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (XuXeR)

11 Like I've been saying, we keep automatin' things we hadn't ought to automate.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (rzCjW)

12 Stop. We know what you're going to say. The thing is, we actually ARE sending our best...

Posted by: The DNC at May 04, 2026 02:34 PM (hcEyG)

13 And they say romance is dead.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (AvxYT)

You could have socked that as "Bill Cosby" or something.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

14 12 Stop. We know what you're going to say. The thing is, we actually ARE sending our best...

Posted by: The DNC at May 04, 2026 02:34 PM (hcEyG)

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Eric Swalwell is the most moral, best behaving man in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:34 PM (Y2NSe)

15 The night after CNN spoke with Azari about the women's claims, Swalwell sent Koski a Snapchat message at 1:57 a.m. Eastern -- asking why she had screenshotted his chats and including screencaps of texts between the two of them.
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LOL, Snapchat sends a notification to the sender when the recipient screenshots their snap.

The slimy scumbucket knew all along there was proof he was a dick pic-er.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 02:35 PM (MtSIY)

16 Eric sent me a sext with him smacking his noodle and asking me to join in.

Keep em coming Eric! Keep em coming!

Posted by: Barney Fag, Not Dead Yet at May 04, 2026 02:35 PM (AP4bj)

17 >>>Eric Swalwell Sent Videos of Himself Masturbating to More Women

"More?"

I am glad I seemed to have missed something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

19 'You have an incoming call from: RED ROCKET...'

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2026 02:36 PM (Lu7y1)

20 He's no Jeffrey Toobin.

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 02:36 PM (JqXxE)

21 The most unbelievable part of this whole thing? It involves a Democrat male having sex with live biological women.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 02:36 PM (UJMvS)

22 "His stories would be his, like, congressional content, but then he would be sending me dick pics," she alleged

My account was hacked!!! Reeeeeeeee!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (DSLf3)

23 The Worst and Depraved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (RcrSk)

24
And they say romance is dead.
Posted by: Boss Moss

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Completely unrelated to romance, but is his wife still around?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (n7rxJ)

25 >>>LOL, Snapchat sends a notification to the sender when the recipient screenshots their snap.

I don't want to know how you know this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

26 Swalwell is Anthony Weiner?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

27 When is the current Mrs. Swalwell going to dump this idiot and gut him like a carp in family court?

Posted by: PabloD at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (TluV9)

28 Snapchat sends a notification to the sender when the recipient screenshots their snap."

2nd phone time...

Posted by: man at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (XuXeR)

29 Amazing how they were able to put this story together so quickly, get it approved by their editors, and then get it published. Almost like they'd been sitting on these names and messages for years.

Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (0e5Te)

30 A gentlemen does not send videos of himself masturbating until he has presented the woman he's courting a token of his affection, like a scarf or a flower that looks like a cock (like a tulip).

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"Would you settle for a dead young boy?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (JqXxE)

31 The fact that you think a tulip looks like a cock has me a little concerned about you. There has to be a little more girth than a tulip stem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (0Htd1)

32 The videos, which were saved by the woman, were shown to CNN.
_____

I've seen some things before, some really bad things....but nothing like this.
- CNN War Correspondent

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)

33 “I thought it looked like a helmeted Cindy Crawford”

And still no Pulitzer. The system is rigged.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (36bTp)

34 Come vote for Swalwell, from the valley o' Castro
see now on Snapchat he's playin' a video
(where he gonna jack it)

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (gKWVE)

35 29 Amazing how they were able to put this story together so quickly, get it approved by their editors, and then get it published. Almost like they'd been sitting on these names and messages for years.

Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (0e5Te)

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I think it was Politico that admitted that they had the story in 2020 during his presidential primary run.

But then interest in it dried up when he dropped out of the race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (Y2NSe)

36 Eric was too good to buy a burner phone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (RcrSk)

37 No comment.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (wVcYX)

38 But then interest in it dried up"

Ewww.

Posted by: man at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (XuXeR)

39 >>>And they say romance is dead.

Chicks are going on, fantasizing about sexing up bears with malformed genitalia.

It's hard out there for a pimp.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (dK+Kv)

40 The night after CNN spoke with Azari about the women's claims, Swalwell sent Koski a Snapchat message at 1:57 a.m. Eastern -- asking why she had screenshotted his chats and including screencaps of texts between the two of them.
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LOL, Snapchat sends a notification to the sender when the recipient screenshots their snap.

That's why you use a second phone or camera to record the "chats".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:39 PM (DSLf3)

41 Dick Pic - Donkey Chompers 2028

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 02:39 PM (0AQrW)

42 It's disappointing that our republican leadership loves flowers shaped like cocks. If they were straight, Swalwell would be booted out of all committees and censured.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)

43 31 The fact that you think a tulip looks like a cock has me a little concerned about you. There has to be a little more girth than a tulip stem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (0Htd1)

SIZEIST ...

Posted by: Nweedledick the Bug Fucker at May 04, 2026 02:39 PM (3sXRv)

44 Yeah. The guy is a moron. But he was an obedient and fearless moron. He was a great footsoldier for the Party. He did and said exactly what he was told to, and they protected him u til he stepped out of line.
This is how the Democrats use a bunch of united and loyal absolute idiots in Congress to keep beating Congressional Republicans.

Meanwhile, the GOP can't even get their Senate majority leader to get in line.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 04, 2026 02:39 PM (0MjtC)

45 >>And they say romance is dead.

As long as there are Minotaur that need Milking, Romance will be fine.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2026 02:39 PM (Lu7y1)

46 You can tell the word has gone out to destroy Swalwell because CNN is actually reporting this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

47 E-dick Swalwell

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (U6Usv)

48 39 >>>And they say romance is dead.

Chicks are going on, fantasizing about sexing up bears with malformed genitalia.

It's hard out there for a pimp.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 04, 2026 02:38 PM (dK+Kv)

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There are dueling trends on social media.

Men: "I'm gonna say something, and don't get mad about it", implying sexual attraction to a large breasted woman with glasses but who is also certifiably crazy.

Women: "I'm gonna say something, and don't get mad about it," implying sexual attraction to Pyramid Head from Silent Hill or some kind of ripped monster trying to tear a woman to shreds

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (Y2NSe)

49 ... after becoming one of the first members of Congress to join Snapchat in an effort to restore "faith" in "democracy."

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"A Fickin' For Every THOT!"

/Swallowswell 2028

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (JqXxE)

50 Rough edges on a dick? Moisturize, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

Scaled. For her pleasure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Rough edges on a dick? Moisturize, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM

May I suggest Elizabeth Arden creme? It works for me, and the bouquet is memorable!

Posted by: Harry Sussex at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

52 If stuff like this didn't get scumbags like Swallowell laid, they wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 02:41 PM (0AQrW)

53 Was that wrong?

Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2026 02:41 PM (kKD6e)

54 and was heralded in the media as "the Snapchat king of Congress," according to CNN.

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"NO JACK-OFF KINGS!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 02:41 PM (JqXxE)

55 "Yup, he totally beat me to Snapchat."
-Lindsay Graham, confident his extra phone in his desk drawer is on silent

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Y2NSe)

56 It occurs to me that Iran probably uses Snapchat to negotiate as it all seems so similar.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (n5tGW)

57 The videos, which were saved by the woman, were shown to CNN.

She didn't use them for blackmail?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (0Htd1)

58
My account was hacked!!! Reeeeeeeee!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:37 PM (DSLf3)

Someone is using AI to discredit me!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Was that wrong?

Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2026 02:41 PM (kKD6e)

Dude was beating it like it was a law-abiding gun owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

60 He could have gotten moisturizing tips from Harry, the artful Todger.

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (Q0yOR)

61
57 The videos, which were saved by the woman, were shown to CNN.

She didn't use them for blackmail?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (0Htd1)

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$5 says she used them to get work in the Democrat Party apparatus somewhere, and she's just now admitting their existence to the world because they're now worthless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (Y2NSe)

62 THEY WERE ART PICS

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)

63 In another alleged case, Swalwell reportedly wrote a letter of recommendation for a woman he had never met after sending her flirty Snapchat messages about her "sexy pajamas."

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David French's Snapchat account?

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (JqXxE)

64 'You have an incoming call from: RED ROCKET...'
Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2026 02:36 PM (Lu7y1)

A friend of mine who does the Snapchat thing and she said guys would open a conversation with the dick Pic. She called it 'opening with their short comings, the little dicked bastards.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

65 She didn't use them for blackmail?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (0Htd1)
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She probably showed them to somebody with power and was told to hold on to the videos because they'll need them at some point.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (UJMvS)

66 Dude was beating it like it was a law-abiding gun owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)
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It was the obligatory Seinfeld quote. I should have socked george costanza but I always forget to remove my socks

Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (kKD6e)

67 THEY WERE ART PICS
Posted by: BlackOrchid

So he was loping the mule while sitting nekkid on a ottoman?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (DSLf3)

68 The guy who threatened to nuke Americans was unhinged in private?

Why were there no signs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (Y2NSe)

69 Just so you know.

No woman wants to see pictures of your junk. Never, ever, for any reason unless it's to ridicule you and even then, we can manage without.

The only reason you'd show your junk would be to gross someone out.

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (chM/Q)

70 Dude was beating it like it was a law-abiding gun owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)
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It was the obligatory Seinfeld quote. I should have socked george costanza but I always forget to remove my socks

Posted by: 496 at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (kKD6e)

I recognized it. I was just looking for a place to land that one. I'll be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (dK+Kv)

71 What a thoroughly unpleasant man. Obviously had issues going way back, probably even before he entered politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Yl2Ob)

72 A friend of mine who does the Snapchat thing and she said guys would open a conversation with the dick Pic. She called it 'opening with their short comings, the little dicked bastards.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I'd prefer to wait to disappoint them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (DSLf3)

73 The Kennedys ran a train on Marilyn and Barney Frank's asshole enlargment specialist ran an escort service.

Old timey nostalgic professionalism.

And that is just the tip of the shitberg.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (0AQrW)

74 69 Just so you know.

No woman wants to see pictures of your junk. Never, ever, for any reason unless it's to ridicule you and even then, we can manage without.

The only reason you'd show your junk would be to gross someone out.

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (chM/Q)

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I remember reading a story about a NYC columnist who decided that she was going to give men what she knew that they'd hate.

So, she took a picture of her junk and sent it to men who...all replied favorably to it, shocking her!

Men and women are different. It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Y2NSe)

75 The only reason you'd show your junk would be to gross someone out.

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (chM/Q)

Hey, wanna be grossed out?

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (dK+Kv)

76 Perfect democrat presidential ticket: Weiner / Swalwell 2028. Make dickpics great again!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (V362x)

77 A friend of mine who does the Snapchat thing and she said guys would open a conversation with the dick Pic. She called it 'opening with their short comings, the little dicked bastards.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

First Lady was sick once while we were trying to sell something via Facebook Marketplace. I was monitoring her account for messages from the buyer when an instant message came from a guy she actually knew from high school, I think, with a dicpic.

"Honey, is there anything you want to tell me?"

"WTF?!?!?! SICK PERV!!!" Blocked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Well, this is the thread to bring this up. My Canadian Census came in. I haven't logged in yet but last time I made up my own gender.

This time, I'm doing the same thing but I'd like to honour the Horde. On the last census I explained that my gender has 5 penises and 2 vaginas and I was waiting for OHIP and SCIENCE to make me as beautiful on the outside as my internal vision.

Dong-Hordian might be a cool gender name. A pun on hoard.

I'll think about it. Maybe we can get a letter in the lgbt..... thing if 'G' or 'M' aren't taken.

Or maybe we can add in Upsilon!!!

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)

79 Dang it. That Trump sure is evil isn't he - big meanie!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (VkY89)

80 If John Thune would put down his Ball Gargler 9000 for a second, maybe we could get degenerates like Swalwell out of the senate committees.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (abIsI)

81 Rough edges on a dick? Moisturize, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM

May I suggest Elizabeth Arden creme? It works for me, and the bouquet is memorable!
Posted by: Harry Sussex at May 04, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

Avon Skin So Soft. The bonus is it also works well as a mosquito repellent, for when you are sunning your junk.

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (wVcYX)

82
So he was loping the mule while sitting nekkid on a ottoman?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (DSLf3)

Don't give CBD any more AI art ideas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

83 I remember reading a story about a NYC columnist who decided that she was going to give men what she knew that they'd hate.

So, she took a picture of her junk and sent it to men who...all replied favorably to it, shocking her!

Men and women are different. It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Y2NSe)

It's like expecting men to hate free donuts. Or free beer. She's a maroon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

84
These people act as if nothing will ever happen to them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (VWtfl)

85 78 Well, this is the thread to bring this up. My Canadian Census came in. I haven't logged in yet but last time I made up my own gender.

This time, I'm doing the same thing but I'd like to honour the Horde. On the last census I explained that my gender has 5 penises and 2 vaginas and I was waiting for OHIP and SCIENCE to make me as beautiful on the outside as my internal vision.

Dong-Hordian might be a cool gender name. A pun on hoard.

I'll think about it. Maybe we can get a letter in the lgbt..... thing if 'G' or 'M' aren't taken.

Or maybe we can add in Upsilon!!!

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)

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"Illegal immigrant from Iran who wants to firebomb Alberta."

If you want the fast path to big bennies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:47 PM (Y2NSe)

86 Sending unsolicited dick pics is NOT on the same level as sending videos of yourself boxing the bishop. There is a line there that should not be crossed.

Posted by: Brett F at May 04, 2026 02:47 PM (wGerL)

87 No woman wants to see pictures of your junk. Never, ever, for any reason unless it's to ridicule you and even then, we can manage without.

Posted by: dagny

THIS -- no woman, anywhere on planet Earth, wants pictures of that. I am so glad I am old and out of the dating scene.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 04, 2026 02:47 PM (Swr8B)

88 Normal men will beat off to a knothole in the fence if the edges look sanded.

Perverted men aren't as picky.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 02:47 PM (0AQrW)

89 Now that Swalwell is finished there's one other prick head that you just know is a perv....Adam Schiff-for-brains

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (2Nfh9)

90 Men and women are different. It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM

Mom says there's a vas deferens between them.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (0sNs1)

91 Didn’t Tubin get his job back? Why shouldn’t Swallwell be any different?

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (dK+0q)

92 Now that Swalwell is finished there's one other prick head that you just know is a perv....Adam Schiff-for-brains
Posted by: hatethedeepstate at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (2Nfh9)

He has the look of someone with kids in their crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Men must think women want to see junk like men want to see junk.

You know how to make us not want to look at a super hot guy? Frontal nudity.

Just no.

Wear a fucking fig leaf, but ffs, cover it.

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (chM/Q)

94 I remember reading a story about a NYC columnist who decided that she was going to give men what she knew that they'd hate.

So, she took a picture of her junk and sent it to men who...all replied favorably to it, shocking her!

Men and women are different. It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Big joke currently on Facebook:
Woman talking to female friend:
"I did to him what they do to us. I fed him, I brought him home, I screwed him, and I called him an Uber and sent him home. See how he likes it!"

Dude talking to his buddy:
"Dude! I just had the most amazing date!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:49 PM (DSLf3)

95 The only reason you'd show your junk would be to gross someone out.
Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (chM/Q)

See this has always been my rule. Ill admit to being a moron about women, but unless you try ti sneak a dick Pic in some sort of artsy, funny way (perhaps a bowl of fruit) you are probably not going to win points with that one. Again, I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

96 Didn’t Tubin get his job back? Why shouldn’t Swallwell be any different?
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 04, 2026 02:48 PM (dK+0q)

The left is such a forgiving lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Hey, wanna be grossed out?"

Sure.

/Harvey W.

Posted by: man at May 04, 2026 02:49 PM (XuXeR)

98 No woman wants to see pictures of your junk. Never, ever, for any reason unless it's to ridicule you and even then, we can manage without.

Posted by: dagny

They want to see pictures of you taking a break from ironing by doing the dishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

99 They want to see pictures of you taking a break from ironing by doing the dishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

That's perverted!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

100 Rough edges on a dick? Moisturize, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

All that jacking has produced calluses.

Posted by: See the pudiatrist about those at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

101 Big joke currently on Facebook:
Woman talking to female friend:
"I did to him what they do to us. I fed him, I brought him home, I screwed him, and I called him an Uber and sent him home. See how he likes it!"

Dude talking to his buddy:
"Dude! I just had the most amazing date!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:49 PM (DSLf3)

This, too, is the story of Mattress Girl.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Funny how Democrats abandoned Swallwell but continue to rally around Platner.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (UJMvS)

103 I'll be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:45 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah right

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (U6Usv)

104 88 Normal men will beat off to a knothole in the fence if the edges look sanded.

You must be familiar with the Basque's.

https://tinyurl.com/35jpc4mb

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)

105 unless you try ti sneak a dick Pic in some sort of artsy, funny way (perhaps a bowl of fruit)

There's something really wrong with that banana.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

106 Yeah right

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (U6Usv)

That's fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (dK+Kv)

107 So, she took a picture of her junk and sent it to men who...all replied favorably to it, shocking her!

Men and women are different. It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I never got the thing about women showing their "junk," like Sharon Stone. Snizzzes are important, but it's not like they're inherently attractive and fun to look at, like boobs are.

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (77rzZ)

108 I stumbled into this thread and I am glad I did!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (MCbzQ)

109 I would never send that stuff to some chick. I'm very self-conscious about my hand.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (U6Usv)

110 I would never send that stuff to some chick. I'm very self-conscious about my hand.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (U6Usv)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

111 Our "elites" are all sexual perverts of some sort or another.

Weimar.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 04, 2026 02:52 PM (N1DT3)

112 They want to see pictures of you taking a break from ironing by doing the dishes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

Here i am, folding towels shirtless, concentrating on the task...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

113 If you don't support Swallwell you don't know jack.

Posted by: Things Biden said, probably. at May 04, 2026 02:52 PM (47/pr)

114 unless you try ti sneak a dick Pic in some sort of artsy, funny way (perhaps a bowl of fruit) you are probably not going to win points with that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:49 PM

A pudding cup. It's the Moron way.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 04, 2026 02:52 PM (0sNs1)

115
There's something really wrong with that banana.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (gKWVE)

HEY! It's called Peyronie's disease!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

116 What if he was wearing a cowboy hat, handkerchief, and those 3D printed muscle arms people put on their pets? There’s at least some effort applied.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (dK+0q)

117 Bowl of fruit

Like Apples and Bananas or Obama and Lindsay Graham?

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (chM/Q)

118 Our "elites" are all sexual perverts of some sort or another.

Lindsey Graham walking through Disney World holding a bubble wand is pretty perverted.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (abIsI)

119 I would never send that stuff to some chick. I'm very self-conscious about my hand.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM (U6Usv)

Jealousy is a green eyed monster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

120 >>>What if he was wearing a cowboy hat, handkerchief, and those 3D printed muscle arms people put on their pets?

On his dick? You that'll work?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

121 Like Apples and Bananas or Obama and Lindsay Graham?
Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (chM/Q)
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Thanks, Dagny. I now have a vision of Obama and Lindsay spooning.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (UJMvS)

122 You *think that'll work?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

123 unless you try ti sneak a dick Pic in some sort of artsy, funny way (perhaps a bowl of fruit) you are probably not going to win points with that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A pudding cup. It's the Moron way.
Posted by: J. Random Moron

Tub o' popcorn at the movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (DSLf3)

124 I don't have a lot of pull anymore.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (47/pr)

125 I never got the thing about women showing their "junk," like Sharon Stone. Snizzzes are important, but it's not like they're inherently attractive and fun to look at, like boobs are.
Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 02:51 PM

* stares at Bulg *

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (0sNs1)

126 What if he was wearing a cowboy hat, handkerchief, and those 3D printed muscle arms people put on their pets?

On his dick? You that'll work?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

It's called a puppet show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

127 I never got the thing about women showing their "junk," like Sharon Stone. Snizzzes are important, but it's not like they're inherently attractive and fun to look at, like boobs are.
Posted by: Bulg
___________

Andrew Dice Clay had a memorable bit about this.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 04, 2026 02:55 PM (XvL8K)

128 Like Apples and Bananas or Obama and Lindsay Graham?
Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (chM/Q)

Evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

129 The only reason you'd show your junk would be to gross someone out.
Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:44 PM (chM/Q)

You probably aren't a fan of the bucket-of-popcorn-at-the-movie-theater trick, I'm guessing.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 04, 2026 02:55 PM (Y1sOo)

130 1. Cut a hole in a box
2. ...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 02:55 PM (DgMqy)

131 Dammit!

Posted by: one hour sober at May 04, 2026 02:55 PM (Y1sOo)

132
Tub o' popcorn at the movies.
Posted by: rickb223

I don't like popcorn.

Posted by: Lauren Boebert at May 04, 2026 02:55 PM (abIsI)

133
Lindsey Graham walking through Disney World holding a bubble wand is pretty perverted.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:53 PM (abIsI)

Has he explained that picture? I mean, "I was there with the grandkids" or anything?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Hoo-Has are also not photogenic but men less likely to be disgusted.

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (chM/Q)

135 Has he explained that picture? I mean, "I was there with the grandkids" or anything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

All he said was it wasn't his...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (dFjQQ)

136 Has he explained that picture? I mean, "I was there with the grandkids" or anything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Grandkids?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

137
Tub o' popcorn at the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 02:54 PM (DSLf3)

As a hot dog on a serving tray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Is this about me?

Posted by: The Groove Tube at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (wVcYX)

139 That "helmeted Cindy Crawford" line never works.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Iwv3U)

140 But what of tradition?

McDonald's to eliminate self-serve soda machines in U.S. due to "changing consumer habits"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (ndZc7)

141 Hoo-Has are also not photogenic but men less likely to be disgusted.

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (chM/Q)

I think the rule here is that WE have to be the judge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (dK+Kv)

142
Grandkids?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

I mean, it's an incredibly odd pic that should be explained. I have no idea if the fag has any offspring.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

143
Has he explained that picture? I mean, "I was there with the grandkids" or anything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He is a 68 year old never-married bachelor. He doesn't have grandkids.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (abIsI)

144 McDonald's to eliminate self-serve soda machines in U.S. due to "changing consumer habits"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (ndZc7)

Like people getting a cup out of the trash and refilling it.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (dFjQQ)

145 >>> As a hot dog on a serving tray.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Boy, does that reference make me feel old.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (CyFyf)

146 The Democrats were all fine with Swalwell sending dic pics, harassing and raping girls--so long as he didn't threaten their power.

They all knew.

And every one of them also said Trump was disqualified from the Presidency for saying "pussy."

If he hadn't have run for Governor, he could have sent pics of a swastika tattoo on his dick and they would have explained "well, he did it when he was younger and he didn't know it was a swastika and he promises to cover it up."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (MtSIY)

147 I've been told my growler is quite photogenic.

Same with my starfish.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Y1sOo)

148 Why are you saying I sexually harassed you when I sent you pictures of my dick? I wasn't harassing you. I just wanted your medical opinion about whether ...

------------

Image all the "medical opinions" Bubba Clinton could have garnered had SnapChat been around in the 90s ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (JqXxE)

149
He is a 68 year old never-married bachelor. He doesn't have grandkids.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (abIsI)

So, it's more likely he was luring young children.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Too bad nothing was done during the years he was doing this unchallenged. It's almost as if he was protected because of his political affiliations....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (fxCK2)

151
Boy, does that reference make me feel old.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (CyFyf)

At least someone got it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

152 I think Miss Graham is childless

Posted by: dagny at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (chM/Q)

153 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Shame I missed the boat sinking thread, said thats what I wanted for lsst few weeks

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (Ia/+0)

154 I had a guy send me a picture of Richard Nixon once.

Does that count?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (W2Pud)

155 149
He is a 68 year old never-married bachelor. He doesn't have grandkids.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (abIsI)

So, it's more likely he was luring young children.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Yes. He likes little boys.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (abIsI)

156 Pic
-------

So speaking of autocorrect I see I'm not the only person who gets this one when I type? What is this capitalized "Pic" thing???

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (U6Usv)

157
If he hadn't have run for Governor, he could have sent pics of a swastika tattoo on his dick and they would have explained "well, he did it when he was younger and he didn't know it was a swastika and he promises to cover it up."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (MtSIY)

The Dems dumped it all now because they figured it would come out when he already had the nomination and a Republican might have a chance...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (dFjQQ)

158 Same with my starfish.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Y1sOo)

I thought that was your 'globetrotting squeakhole.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

159 I had a guy send me a picture of Richard Nixon once.

Does that count?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (W2Pud)

Did it look presidential?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 03:00 PM (dK+Kv)

160 Here we go. Canada census...

question 3. What is this person's gender?

Gender refers to an individual's personal and social identity as a man (or a boy), a woman (or a girl), or a person who is not exclusively a man (or a boy) or a woman (or a girl), for example, non-binary, agender, gender fluid, queer or Two-Spirit.

What was this person's sex at birth?
Sex at birth refers to the sex recorded on a person's first birth certificate. It is typically observed based on a person's reproductive system and other physical characteristics.

Choices, choices...

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 03:00 PM (Sco7b)

161 I had a guy send me a picture of Richard Nixon once.

Does that count?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (W2Pud)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

162 I had a guy send me a picture of Richard Nixon once.

Does that count?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2026 02:59 PM (W2Pud)

Did it look presidential?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 03:00 PM (dK+Kv)

And did it have the requisite "timber"?

Posted by: The Groove Tube at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (wVcYX)

163
OUT: Dick pics
IN: Snapchaterbaiting

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (wtvvX)

164 O/T, but this does not sound good at all: "Federal judge Zia Faruqui apologized in court to Cole Allen, the man accused of attempting to assassinate President Trump, expressing concern over Allen's treatment"..do we have any non-jihadi judges in the system ?

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

165 21 The most unbelievable part of this whole thing? It involves a Democrat male having sex with live biological women.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 02:36 PM (UJMvS)

You forgot one: adult. Live adult biological women.

Posted by: Nelly at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (6+ehB)

166 Swalwell isn't ashamed of any of this.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (rJ48h)

167 Choices, choices...
Posted by: Stateless

Man, you should have some fun with that question, Stateless. Say you identify as a pansexual eider or something.

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

168 If he hadn't have run for Governor, he could have sent pics of a swastika tattoo on his dick and they would have explained "well, he did it when he was younger and he didn't know it was a swastika and he promises to cover it up."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 02:58 PM (MtSIY)

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Gives a whole new meaning to Totenkopf (Death's Head).

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (JqXxE)

169 164 O/T, but this does not sound good at all: "Federal judge Zia Faruqui apologized in court to Cole Allen, the man accused of attempting to assassinate President Trump, expressing concern over Allen's treatment"..do we have any non-jihadi judges in the system ?
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

She should be removed from the case

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (dFjQQ)

170 Fkin Marxists have no moral values

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (Ia/+0)

171 Billy Squire

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)

172 You forgot one: adult. Live adult biological women.
Posted by: Nelly at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (6+ehB)
----------------------

*hangs head in shame

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (UJMvS)

173 That's what I asked above.

I want to enter something for the Horde. Just for us.

More details.

3. What is this person's gender?
How to answer question 3
Select the response that indicates the person's gender. The write-in response "Or please specify this person's gender" is included to allow people to self-identify in an inclusive and respectful way.

A person's gender may differ from their sex at birth and from what is indicated on their current identification or legal documents, such as their birth certificate, passport or driver's licence. A person's gender may change over time. Some people may not identify with a specific gender.

Respondents answering on behalf of other people in their household, such as parents answering on behalf of their children, should answer—to the best of their knowledge—what they think other household members would answer.
Reasons why we ask questions 2 to 7
Questions 2 to 7 provide information about the demographic characteristics of people in Canada. This information is used by all levels of government to make important decisions, such as planning community services and social programs, including Old Age Security and the Canada Child Benef

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Sco7b)

174 169 I'm going to guess she won't be removed

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Q0yOR)

175 His claim to fame "Judge Faruqui is notable for being the first Muslim Judge appointed to the Federal Court in Washington, D.C...
His judicial work includes presiding over significant cases, including those related to the January 6th Capitol breach...."

question? did not think so

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (GD0B3)

176 >>>A gentlemen does not send videos of himself masturbating until he has presented the woman he's courting a token of his affection, like a scarf or a flower that looks like a cock (like a tulip).

If you look at a tulip when it is all closed up, I supposed you could think that. But, if you look at a tulip in full flower, a completely different organ comes to mind.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (8mulE)

177 "who claimed the congressman had made them feel uncomfortable, both in person and online, over the past decade"

----

Over the past DECADE?! They certainly do cover for each other, don't they?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (JbPL7)

178 Swalwell isn't ashamed of any of this.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (rJ48h)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury:

https://youtu.be/mPObzJkWueY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Boy, does that reference make me feel old.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM (CyFyf)

At least someone got it.
Posted by: Sponge

Oh, I got it. I'm so old, I'm trying to remember where.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (DSLf3)

180 >>> O/T, but this does not sound good at all: "Federal judge Zia Faruqui apologized in court to Cole Allen, the man accused of attempting to assassinate President Trump, expressing concern over Allen's treatment"..do we have any non-jihadi judges in the system ?
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

=====

I just read that article over at redstate. Wow.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (CyFyf)

181 She should be removed from the case
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (dFjQQ)

it's a male

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (GD0B3)

182 Former FBI Agent Threatens Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche on MSNOW

https://tinyurl.com/ytb798te

And here I thought a person couldn't look more gay than Mike Johnson.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (abIsI)

183 question 3. What is this person's gender?

Gender refers to an individual's personal and social identity as a man (or a boy), a woman (or a girl), or a person who is not exclusively a man (or a boy) or a woman (or a girl), for example, non-binary, agender, gender fluid, queer or Two-Spirit.

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What about i person's species?

/I'd go with "Furry" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (JqXxE)

184
She should be removed.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (dFjQQ)
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Fixed.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (UJMvS)

185 *quietly off to Trademark Office to register FapChat*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (dK+Kv)

186 166 Swalwell isn't ashamed of any of this

Nor should he be.

Posted by: Louis CK at May 04, 2026 03:04 PM (HcoTw)

187 Oh, I got it. I'm so old, I'm trying to remember where.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (DSLf3)

"Is that the foot long?"

"And then some."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 04, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)

188 Do they all do this and does Pelosi then have evidence to blackmail these people so that they all vote lock step?

Posted by: Avi at May 04, 2026 03:04 PM (ieodf)

189 Would it be to late to point out Trump said pussy?

Posted by: CNN at May 04, 2026 03:04 PM (GUOwU)

190 181 She should be removed from the case
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (dFjQQ)

it's a male
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:03 PM (GD0B3)

Zia.. Unfortunate name for a male...He should be removed from the case

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2026 03:04 PM (dFjQQ)

191 3. What is this person's gender?
How to answer question 3

Pap smear or prostate exam?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (DSLf3)

192 Billy Squire

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at May 04, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)

It's a shame what they did to him. He was good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

193
140 But what of tradition?

McDonald's to eliminate self-serve soda machines in U.S. due to "changing consumer habits"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM

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Habits like illegal aliens filling 5-gallon jugs with soda.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (VWtfl)

194 She then added "Allahu Akbar, and a bababooey to you all..."

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (U6Usv)

195 I struggle with the concept of sex addiction- I lean toward that being more of an absolute lack of self control. I am sure he will go to treatment for this, however. It does make you wonder what exactly is happening in his brain, though.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Wmg4n)

196 >>>"We can restore a lot of faith that people have in their democracy by opening it up a little bit more"

ROWR!!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (RtN13)

197 I just read that article over at redstate. Wow.

==

...he most likely wanted to apologize for the perp missing DJT, but restrained himself with an apology for "treatment"...did he issue any apologies to J6 prisoners , I wonder...🤡

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (GD0B3)

198 176 >>>A gentlemen does not send videos of himself masturbating until he has presented the woman he's courting a token of his affection, like a scarf or a flower that looks like a cock (like a tulip).

If you look at a tulip when it is all closed up, I supposed you could think that. But, if you look at a tulip in full flower, a completely different organ comes to mind.

A Hammond?

Posted by: Dipsheet at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (HcoTw)

199 193
140 But what of tradition?

McDonald's to eliminate self-serve soda machines in U.S. due to "changing consumer habits"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 02:57 PM

----------

Habits like illegal aliens filling 5-gallon jugs with soda.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

and having sex with the nozzle when their done.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 03:06 PM (abIsI)

200 195 You assume/presume he HAS a brain, first off

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:06 PM (Q0yOR)

201 200

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 03:06 PM (RtN13)

202 Spending more time on dicks in the news than I had scheduled this Monday.

Posted by: Sifty boones at May 04, 2026 03:06 PM (exUIe)

203 I thought the economy was great under Biden

And sids ass tastes great

Posted by: Paul at May 04, 2026 03:07 PM (AHkmG)

204 200 195 You assume/presume he HAS a brain, first off
Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:06 PM (Q0yOR)

I'd guess that he has one but that it's in his, y'know.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (RtN13)

205 Posted by: Paul at May 04, 2026 03:07 PM (AHkmG)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

206 O/T, but this does not sound good at all: "Federal judge Zia Faruqui apologized in court to Cole Allen, the man accused of attempting to assassinate President Trump, expressing concern over Allen's treatment"..do we have any non-jihadi judges in the system ?
---
DOJ has appealed the dismissal of criminal charges against an illegal who rammed ICE vehicles with his car.
Because the poor dear went 39 seconds without access to his lawyer while in the ICE detention center.

But the J6 folks deserve 3 years in solitary before rubber-stamping a decade-long conviction for "parading without a license."

They are cartel judges because they don't work for Americans but will whore themselves out to any enemy that waves a few dollars in their faces.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (MtSIY)

207 Nerdrotic's Why Files interview just dropped

Posted by: Methos at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (vSvIl)

208 Kind of tells you what the Dems are all about that none of this came out before Swalwell decided to run for governor. Then out come the knives and the death by a thousand cuts continue.
The fact that he was a known scumbag before as a congressman, irrelevant he was the Dems scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (gu0hJ)

209 204 That's apparent from what we have read. Dude is a perv. And farts.

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (Q0yOR)

210 This is all a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)

211 The mind is like a garden...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 03:09 PM (rzCjW)

212 WF Nerdrotic link

https://tinyurl.com/3yjcsmey

Posted by: Methos at May 04, 2026 03:09 PM (vSvIl)

213 " ysnsgenfer "

I see that the troll still has a major problem with written English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 03:10 PM (2sfNr)

214 I struggle with the concept of sex addiction- I lean toward that being more of an absolute lack of self control. I am sure he will go to treatment for this, however. It does make you wonder what exactly is happening in his brain, though.
Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Wmg4n)

Lack of impulse control. They call it intrusive thought but it is an inability or desire to 'repress' more antisocial tendencies. They have made a religion of passion and one kind of flows from the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

215 One thing to keep in mind is every prominent member of the media and the Democrat Party knew that he was doing this while they were attacking Trump they just assumed with control of the media it would never come out

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 03:11 PM (qXwKu)

216 213 " ysnsgenfer "

I see that the troll still has a major problem with written English.
_-_
I distinctly read where he said "yo pay their mortgages"

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 03:11 PM (rzCjW)

217 Okay. My Canada census gender. They didn't give me enough space to detail my suffering but there is a section at the back.

Ewokian Hordian Hobomoron - In my mind I have 5 penises and 2 vaginas. No term.

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 03:11 PM (Sco7b)

218 I distinctly read where he said "yo pay their mortgages"
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 03:11 PM (rzCjW)/i]

Seems an oxford comma is missing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

219 I struggle with the concept of sex addiction- I lean toward that being more of an absolute lack of self control. I am sure he will go to treatment for this, however. It does make you wonder what exactly is happening in his brain, though.
---
There's no such thing as an addiction to porn.

No guy is out there pawning his vacuum cleaner to buy a few pics of naked girls.
Or losing his job 'cause he got lost in a haze of jerking it all day.
Slapping his cock on skid row begging, "just one more erection, please!"

Addiction here, blames the product, not the consumer.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 03:12 PM (MtSIY)

220 Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 03:11 PM (rzCjW

That too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 03:13 PM (2sfNr)

221 His judicial work includes presiding over significant cases, including those related to the January 6th Capitol breach...."
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What are there like 3 judges in the whole town?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:13 PM (U6Usv)

222 213 " ysnsgenfer "

I see that the troll still has a major problem with written English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 03:10 PM (2sfNr)

Hasenpfeffer >>> ysnsgenfer

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 04, 2026 03:14 PM (wtvvX)

223 Jeez...this guy is just a real champ.
Sorry, I misspelled chump.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2026 03:14 PM (2WIwB)

224 *slams money on counter*

I'm out!

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 04, 2026 03:14 PM (Y1sOo)

225 Zia Faruqui was born in Hardoi, Uttar Pradesh, India. So, he is like Mamdani on the DC bench. Great!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

226 222 Bless you

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:15 PM (Q0yOR)

227 What an absolute creeper. Ick. I would consider that an assault.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2026 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

228 LOL, I just realized, if Swalwell sent dic pics to randos who added him on the Snapchat, there's a 100% chance he sent "Mr. Willie's salute" to several reporters who interviewed him over the years.

Some of those gals kept them.

For their spank bank, not for blackmail, of course--he's a Democrat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 03:15 PM (MtSIY)

229 (107) I never got the thing about women showing their "junk," like Sharon Stone. Snizzzes are important, but it's not like they're inherently attractive and fun to look at, like boobs are.

Still wondering when the "Smartphone finger slip" followup to arrive?

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at May 04, 2026 03:15 PM (2Nfh9)

230 My Canadian census is complete.

Gender: Ewokian Hordian Hobomoron - In my mind I have 5 penises and 2 vaginas. No term.

Comments: The gender field needs to be expanded. There's no term for mine and knowing I'll just be lumped into 'Other' is dehumanizing.

Done and done.

By the way - MY FUTURE dick pics will be Amazing!!!

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 03:16 PM (Sco7b)

231 "Gender" refers to whatever the speaker wants it to refer to, and so long as one other person recognizes the same meaning for it, then there can be communication between two people using the word "gender" with a common meaning rather than bickering about its meaning as if speaking different dialects of English with different meanings of the word "gender".

Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 04, 2026 03:16 PM (W5mpo)

232 150 Too bad nothing was done during the years he was doing this unchallenged. It's almost as if he was protected because of his political affiliations....

This too is the story of The Hilldabeast corruption going back to Watergate & Whitewater!

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 04, 2026 03:17 PM (erhDr)

233 I did not know that -

@thevivafrei
This is absolutely mind blowing!

When Karin Bass was in Ghana as Los Angeles burned, the deputy mayor she left in charge was at home on house arrest.

For phoning in a bomb threat.

We are indeed governed by criminals.

From @spencerpratt on @joerogan

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 03:17 PM (Dv3i1)

234 226 222 Bless you

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:15 PM (Q0yOR)

Does anyone say "Gesundheit" anymore? That was more prevalent than "God Bless you" when I was growing up long ago in South Central Texas...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 04, 2026 03:18 PM (wtvvX)

235 "I'll be in bed soon honey I'm just snapchatting another... campaign message!!"

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:18 PM (U6Usv)

236 Faroqui is a magistrate judge appointed by a panel of judges. He's supposed to handle mundane crap , which he kind of his here , specifically arraignments etc. Apologizing for jail conditions is him getting in way over his head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 03:18 PM (gu0hJ)

237 Wait, they refer to him as "Pakistani". Awesome! "Faruqui is also a member of the Board of Advisors of the Muslim Americans in Public Service organization and serves on the Advisory Board of Georgetown Law School." I wonder if has done any work or is tied to CAIR. And now this "judge" is apologizing to an wannabe presidential assassin. He must identify with him deeply. Deport!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

238 Apologizing for jail conditions is him getting in way over his head

==

He wanted everyone to know whose side he is on.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:19 PM (GD0B3)

239 Watching a little of The Empire Strikes Back

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2026 03:19 PM (Ia/+0)

240 234 My family says both

Posted by: turambar at May 04, 2026 03:19 PM (Q0yOR)

241 Judical cartels have nothing to fear. For the moment.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 03:20 PM (rJ48h)

242 Wait, they refer to him as "Pakistani". Awesome! "Faruqui is also a member of the Board of Advisors of the Muslim Americans in Public Service organization and serves on the Advisory Board of Georgetown Law School." I wonder if has done any work or is tied to CAIR. And now this "judge" is apologizing to an wannabe presidential assassin. He must identify with him deeply. Deport!
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

This is why unfettered immigration is incredibly bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Remember when the kind tolerant Left made fun of (asshole) McCain for not being able to use his permanently injured arms and hands to text?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:20 PM (U6Usv)

244 For phoning in a bomb threat.
____

Even better, Los Angeles deputy mayor phoned in this bomb threat to LA city hall.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 03:21 PM (Dv3i1)

245 Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 03:17 PM

I'm glad to hear that Spencer Pratt is going after Democrat corruption and insanity directly and I hope he either owns a gun or has some kind of armed protection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 03:21 PM (2sfNr)

246 Remember when the kind tolerant Left made fun of (asshole) McCain for not being able to use his permanently injured arms and hands to text?
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:20 PM (U6Usv)

Bob Dole knows.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

247 212 WF Nerdrotic link

https://tinyurl.com/3yjcsmey
Posted by: Methos at May 04, 2026 03:09 PM (vSvIl)

Thanks! I watched the first ten minutes; very palatable conversation.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 03:21 PM (RtN13)

248
i find ot irksome that Swallowswell has been behaving like this his full career, and only now do these bitches come out to castigate him for it. when the donks wanna get rid of him.

it's (D)ifferent when a donk does it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 04, 2026 03:22 PM (1guIh)

249 i find ot irksome that Swallowswell has been behaving like this his full career, and only now do these bitches come out to castigate him for it. when the donks wanna get rid of him.

it's (D)ifferent when a donk does it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 04, 2026 03:22 PM (1guIh)

I want to know who he pissed off that made him persona non-grata.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

250 The most important part about the Swalwell story is that he just started all this lecherous behavior in the last 6 months.

It was a complete surprise to Ruben Gallego, his long-time roommate and regular vacation companion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 03:24 PM (MtSIY)

251 Speaking of California clowns, Spencer Pratt, running for Mayor of LA, has released another amazing video that features a lot of the Democrat clown politicians with Swalwell being just one of them.

I didn't think that Pratt had any chance at all when he first announced but I actually think he may. Whoever is running his ad/video campaigns are doing an amazing job. Check this one out:

https://tinyurl.com/jebhypsw

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2026 03:24 PM (oiNtH)

252 Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Eric at May 04, 2026 03:24 PM (2Ez/1)

253 I want to know who he pissed off that made him persona non-grata.
Posted by: Sponge

Probably wouldn't back down from wanting to run for president.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (DSLf3)

254 "sending videos of yourself boxing the bishop"

I like to call it "gripping the guv'nah"

Posted by: Eric Smallwell at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (N4zI/)

255 Probably wouldn't back down from wanting to run for president.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (DSLf3)

Very plausible.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (U6Usv)

256 2 Like any good socialist, he was merely seizing the means of production.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 04, 2026 02:32 PM (0MjtC

If this post doesn't show up in the weekly top-10, there's just no saving this site...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (JcF+m)

257 He was a great footsoldier for the Party. He did and said exactly what he was told to, and they protected him u til he stepped out of line.

I don't think he even stepped out of line so much as just became inconvenient. That's how much they value loyal foot soldiers.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)

258 For a while there Swalwell strutted around as if he was untouchable !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:26 PM (GD0B3)

259 258 For a while there Swalwell strutted around as if he was untouchable !
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:26 PM (GD0B3)

by everyone but himself....

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)

260
I don't think he even stepped out of line so much as just became inconvenient. That's how much they value loyal foot soldiers.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)

But Trump's the bad guy for expecting loyalty from his cabinet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Can't imagine what they have on Schiff!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 03:26 PM (GD0B3)

262 CA has finally found out who to blame for the Palisades wild fires:

State Farm

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 03:27 PM (MtSIY)

263 That was gross to imagine and helps with my diet.

His face is super fugly so I can only imagine and try not to what the rest of him looks like. Blerg.

I am thankful no one has sent me nasty photos in my entire life of living wild and free.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 04, 2026 03:27 PM (WONhk)

264 I want to know who he pissed off that made him persona non-grata.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
----------------

I'd like to know who thought Eric was expendable over Katie Porter.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 03:27 PM (UJMvS)

265 249 I want to know who he pissed off that made him persona non-grata.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Persona au gratin. Cheesy.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 03:27 PM (RtN13)

266 254 "sending videos of yourself boxing the bishop"

I like to call it "gripping the guv'nah"
Posted by: Eric Smallwell at May 04, 2026 03:25 PM (N4zI/)

There is not a single woman in the world who would appreciate a dude sending a photo of his dick. Not one.

Gay men might like it, but women do not. That might account for Swallwell's issues, right there.

It really isn't the most attractive feature that men seem to think it is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2026 03:28 PM (DwqWV)

267 Has he explained that picture? I mean, "I was there with the grandkids" or anything?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

If you insist on doing Molle and shrooms, you have to go somewhere

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)

268 Like a good neighbor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 03:29 PM (AvxYT)

269 Women that allow themselves to be photographed or videotaped nude by boyfriends or whatever better just assume that they will come out someday when the breakup happens. Same with men in positions of responsibility when they keep sending women dick pics and worse. Do they really think that these pictures or videos will never see the light of day to the public and press?

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2026 03:29 PM (oiNtH)

270 Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2026 03:29 PM (oiNtH)

Sally is the type that doesn't care who sees it

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:30 PM (U6Usv)

271 I want to know who he pissed off that made him persona non-grata.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

It wasn't his turn yet, so he was jumping the line.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 03:30 PM (rbvCR)

272 Pffftt. Opiate of the masses - K.Marx

Clint Teeples
@TeeplesCY
Poor Americans who attend church regularly are happier than rich Americans who never go.

Behavioral scientist William von Hippel thought he'd made a coding error. He hadn't.

"Regularly attending services has a bigger impact on your happiness than wealth," he writes. "Money buys a fair bit of happiness but connection gives you more bang for the buck."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2026 03:30 PM (Dv3i1)

273 Everyone knows I'm a history buff. I was just re-enacting a civil war battle and surrendered for a few yanks.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 04, 2026 03:30 PM (cHOHf)

274 Do they really think that these pictures or videos will never see the light of day to the public and press?
Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2026 03:29 PM (oiNtH)
----------------

Heck, Dr. Laura had an ex who published nude Polaroids of her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2026 03:31 PM (UJMvS)

275 "Similarly, Swalwell met Amanda Koski ...when she served him and his family while waitressing at a DC pizza restaurant."

Please tell me it was Comet Pizza.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 04, 2026 03:32 PM (0bjKf)

276 It does make you wonder what exactly is happening in his brain, though.
Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Wmg4n)
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The head he's thinking with contains no brain.

Posted by: ballistic at May 04, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)

277 it's (D)ifferent when a donk does it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 04, 2026 03:22 PM (1guIh)
====

They're doing right now. Right. Now. But just not talking about it still, because nothing matters to them but the Will to Power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

278
They're doing right now. Right. Now. But just not talking about it still, because nothing matters to them but the Will to Power.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

Will Power drives for Penske.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

279 I think it is interesting the stories continue, even after he quits running for Gov. and US Congress. It used to be different.

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2026 03:34 PM (BcjQ8)

280 When I hear about people like Swalwell jerking off on the web I'm reminded of the South Park episode where the boys went to that quick chat site and Stan said " guy jerkingoff ,click, guy jerkingoff, click hi let's chat , "ok, zip" click another guy jerking off".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 03:35 PM (gu0hJ)

281 Lotsa Monay = Crool Mistress

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 03:35 PM (DgMqy)

282 I think it is interesting the stories continue, even after he quits running for Gov. and US Congress. It used to be different.

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2026 03:34 PM (BcjQ

Another factor that continues to make me believe at leaat part of this is a rebrand for the Democrats.

See we have our masculine hetero party boys too!!!

But they also want him put down it would seem. BTW good to see you around if you are in fact baldi

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:37 PM (U6Usv)

283 posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2026 03:29 PM (oiNtH)P

I'm so old we barely had photography when FenSpouse and I were dating😉 ok maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. But we didn't have cell phone so you couldn't do a selfie and send it off. He never asked me for nude photos and he never sent me nude photos of himself. I would have thought it was odd if he had done that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 03:37 PM (2sfNr)

284 SnizzChat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

285 There was an email I got ago. A scam email.

It was something to the effect that a virus was placed on my computer, including the camera and microphone and it captured all of my intimate moments. Those videos have already been edited and will be sent to all my contacts - I have none - if I didn't pay them.

And I remember another story where guys would jack off what they thought were women courtesy of AI and would be recorded. Blackmail later happened.

Separately - my friends just dropped off dandelion gummy bears their homeschooled children just made. Pretty good.

Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)

286 late today but boy is this hilarious

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 04, 2026 03:38 PM (CWTWj)

287 Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:37 PM (U6Usv)

I believe that Baldy is a different commenter from Baldilocks.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2026 03:39 PM (lFFaq)

288 late today but boy is this hilarious
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 04, 2026 03:38 PM (CWTWj)

I will be amused when he is pictured living on the now 50 mile stretch called Skid Row.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 04, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

289 nood

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 03:42 PM (RtN13)

290 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 04, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

291 believe that Baldy is a different commenter from Baldilocks.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2026 03:39 PM (lFFaq)

I miss baldi. Been a while

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:43 PM (U6Usv)

292 Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:43 PM (U6Usv)

Agreed. I see something from her on Twitter sometimes. She's been having a rough couple of years.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2026 03:45 PM (lFFaq)

293 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2026 03:45 PM (lFFaq)

Thanks for letting me know, I'm very sorry to hear it.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 03:47 PM (U6Usv)

294 It's as if you have to be a total degenerate for the DNC to consider you an excellent candidate for Congress, a governorship, or the Presidency.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 03:53 PM (aZm/F)

295 Men must think women want to see junk like men want to see junk.

You know how to make us not want to look at a super hot guy? Frontal nudity.

Just no.

Wear a fucking fig leaf, but ffs, cover it.

---

Speak for yourself, toots!!!!

Posted by: Dylan M at May 04, 2026 03:57 PM (9CBNQ)

296 The only mole I want on the tip of my penis is Katy Perry.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 04, 2026 03:59 PM (Fbc0I)

297 "The night after CNN spoke with Azari about the women's claims, Swalwell sent Koski a Snapchat message at 1:57 a.m. Eastern -- asking why she had screenshotted his chats and including screencaps of texts between the two of them."

The woman is screenshotting him asking why she screenshotted him earlier.
Legend

Posted by: Rdubs at May 04, 2026 04:01 PM (Hsq0h)

298 I can't wait for the day when I do all sorts of illegal and unethical shit, but women will cover it up for me "for the cause".

Posted by: UncleJefe at May 04, 2026 04:07 PM (gAuAm)

299 80 If John Thune would put down his Ball Gargler 9000 for a second, maybe we could get degenerates like Swalwell out of the senate committees.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 04, 2026 02:46 PM (abIsI)

I know this is late, but for all Thune's egregious errors, that is not one. Swalwell is in the House. It is hard to keep the degenerates straight (ha), so you may be thinking of Schiff who made the jump to Senate recently.

Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 04:15 PM (Sy6m/)

300 US CIS? So we have our own Commonwealth of Independent States?

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

301 294 It's as if you have to be a total degenerate for the DNC to consider you an excellent candidate for Congress, a governorship, or the Presidency.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 03:53 PM (aZm/F)

So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Hunter B at May 04, 2026 04:31 PM (qivay)

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