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Woke Pope Appoints an Illegal Alien as Bishop of West Virginia to Speak In Favor of Mass Amnesty, in a State That Is Only 2% Hispanic

Via Instapundit, reports that the pope is a woke buffoon and leftwing culture warrior have been proven 100% true, by his own actions.

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost

Pope Leo's pick to be bishop of West Virginia is a formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.

Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.


Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShow

This was not a dreamer. Evelio originally came here from El Salvador illegally as a grown man in 1990. He had already been deported at least once before. Soon after his arrival, he was granted TPS because of the civil war back home. Eventually learned English and became a US citizen in 2006. His is a sympathetic case from a bygone era when most of America thought we could look the other way at such things given the overall prosperous state of things.

But we are not now in that era.

Our national debt is now over 1,000% higher than it was when Evelio first arrived. Illegal immigration has swelled over 300%. Whole industries have replaced the American-born family man with illegal aliens. The amount of school children who only speak Spanish has doubled since 1990. The median age of a first time home buyer in 1990 was 28-30, while today it is 41. It was twice as likely a 30-year old man would be married with children in 1990 compared to now.

Barely 2% of West Virginia is Hispanic. Barely 1% of the state speaks Spanish. This is a purely political appointment by a woke pope trying to shoehorn his open borders agenda into a state Trump has won by 40 points three times. There's nothing prophetic here, but it's all shamefully political. An open borders agenda the pope himself isn't forced to abide by, because Vatican City has strict enforcement policies and walls. This is like if MSNBC picked offices in the church, all the while never allowing the illegals in Martha's Vineyard where their primetime hosts spend their summers.

Hello! Happy New Week!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 12:15 PM (YwEeS)

2 If anyone had any hope this guy would be less radical than the last well, he ain't.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (YwEeS)

3 >>>Pope ... Amensty

Ha! Nice typo.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (RtN13)

4 Meh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

5 But but but he loves the Chicago White Sox!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar8)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (LdBR/)

7 2 If anyone had any hope this guy would be less radical than the last well, he ain't.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (YwEeS)

Same assholes who forced out Benedict still have the wheel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

8 Can we deport this illegal Bishop?

Posted by: Big Mike at May 04, 2026 12:17 PM (9CBNQ)

9 >>>Pope ... Amensty

Ha! Nice typo.
Posted by: m at May 04, 2026 12:16 PM (RtN13)


Kinda, sorta Freudian.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 04, 2026 12:18 PM (/HDaX)

10 Something something “ this turbulent priest”.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 12:18 PM (Gqar8)

11 If he were actively trying to destroy the Church, he wouldn't be doing anything differently.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 12:18 PM (iNUL3)

12 We haven't had a Catholic Pope since Benedict.

And they drove him out and replaced him with an Marxist Jesuit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2026 12:18 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Chicago has a lot of explaing to do.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 12:19 PM (rJ48h)

14 11 If he were actively trying to destroy the Church, he wouldn't be doing anything differently.

And yet, I'm told Catholicism is thriving and growing.

Posted by: AOC at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

15 Barely 2% of West Virginia is Hispanic. Barely 1% of the state speaks Spanish. This is a purely political appointment by a woke pope trying to shoehorn his open borders agenda into a state Trump has won by 40 points three times.
======

I really don't think the Pope's heavyhanded approach to politics is actually going to push the laity back to the left.

Hell, I attend church in the Diocese of Charlotte under Bishop Michael Martin, center of a series of big-ish blowups around the Latin mass.

No one cares. The priests never talk about it. The priests are all shockingly based (young guys less than a decade out of seminary, the African one in particular is based, who all take the mass much more seriously than the older ones they replaced) who stay away from politics and focus on the individual soul's obligations to God.

The American Church is going to change from the ground up, and the loss of govt contracts for Catholic Charities is going to accelerate that. Doesn't mean the next Pope will be Sarah, or anyone like him, but the overbearing political efforts are really going to fall on deaf ears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (Y2NSe)

16 Not this guy again....Bob sure can pick 'em, where does he find the time. He should be out frolicking with his boyfriend Channarong at Pattaya Beach.

Posted by: Open A Can Of Pope Away at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (AP4bj)

17 So it looks like my decision to not return to the Church is being reinforced.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (svLOV)

18 As long as the Vatican is a walled city I can't take anything the Catholic church says about immigration seriously.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (+9wcF)

19 Afternoon Ace.
I didn't think we could do worse than Frankie, but I guess I was wrong. Chicago leftists gotta be Chicago leftist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 12:21 PM (gu0hJ)

20 18 As long as the Vatican is a walled city I can't take anything the Catholic church says about immigration seriously.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (+9wcF)

=======

It's walled because of an Islamist invasion a few hundred years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:21 PM (Y2NSe)

21 13 Chicago has a lot of explaing to do.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 12:19 PM (rJ48h)

It is the way.

Posted by: Chicago at May 04, 2026 12:21 PM (3iyPp)

22 Find a lie on his citizenship application, denaturalize him, and deport him back to his peaceful and safe home country.

Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 12:22 PM (Sy6m/)

23 Should have tried for a trifecta - illegal gay or transgender pedophile.

Reach across those aisles...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 04, 2026 12:22 PM (Sco7b)

24 This is part of the culture war, the Pope is basically daring Trump to deport a bishop, as if that is some huge event. He really wants to pit Roman Catholics against Trump and the Republican Party in general.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:23 PM (uEYKS)

25 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at May 04, 2026 12:23 PM (y4Ge6)

26 If the Pope continues to push a political agenda here, would that not call into question the Church's tax exempt status?

Posted by: Butch at May 04, 2026 12:23 PM (98xTj)

27 This is an act of war.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:23 PM (AvxYT)

28 My very decentralized denomination is decentralized for a reason.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Protestant 4 Life at May 04, 2026 12:23 PM (Wt5PA)

29 I like saying Ex Cathedra, so I'm just going to say that here.

Ex Cathedra!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

30
But but but he loves the Chicago White Sox!!!
Posted by: tubal


And hot dogs. And tacos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 12:24 PM (Cqx++)

31 If you use the idiotic phrase “undocumented immigrant”, it tells me you are deeply upset at the fact that, yes, to enter tho United States, a passport is required, and you need to show one to CBP at a PoE.

Deport him.

Cue Nuclear Assault “Hang The Pope”

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 12:24 PM (pY2C3)

32 Let's put a plank in their eye. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Pope Leo at May 04, 2026 12:24 PM (wVcYX)

33 Barely 1% of the state speaks Spanish.

Almost heaven ...

Posted by: zombie John Denver at May 04, 2026 12:24 PM (wXgT/)

34 Old and busted: rope-a-dope

New and cool: Pope-a-dope

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

35 This is part of the culture war, the Pope is basically daring Trump to deport a bishop, as if that is some huge event. He really wants to pit Roman Catholics against Trump and the Republican Party in general.

How? The guy is now a citizen, whether he should be or not.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

36 Organized religion leaves a lot to be desired. Certainly in this case. For decades this has been more of a political position inside the church than a leadership one.

I'm sure some will disagree. *shrugs*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (jehhT)

37
Ex Cathedra!
Posted by: Archimedes


You used to be a catheter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++)

38 Catholics can signal their opposition to Leo's heavy handness by supporting their local parish and school but refusing to support the local bishop's charity drives.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (rJ48h)

39 33 Barely 1% of the state speaks Spanish.

Almost heaven ...

Posted by: zombie John Denver at May 04, 2026 12:24 PM (wXgT/)


Dang, son, that was really good!

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (wLjpr)

40 Pray for the Pope to convert to Christianity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 04, 2026 12:26 PM (4NO2D)

41 Maybe Dolton Bob could just sell a few gold hats out of the papal collection and PAY those 1,632 overdue Chicago Diocese parking tickets Axelrod has over him, and go back to just tending his flock's spiritual needs.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 04, 2026 12:26 PM (Ft5W9)

42
Out: Pope John Paul

In: Pope Ringo

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:26 PM (U6Usv)

43 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership of the denomination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:26 PM (uEYKS)

44 Rendition him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:26 PM (AvxYT)

45 Deport his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2026 12:27 PM (2WIwB)

46 WV has better education than CA

and i love the taste of Sid's ass

Posted by: Paul at May 04, 2026 12:27 PM (ivU5z)

47 Chicago has a lot of explaing to do.
Posted by: mr tmz

We elected Brandon Johnson. Duhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:27 PM (ndZc7)

48 This is the shit people were worried about in JFK's time.

Why do these idiots always have to prove the worst voices right...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 04, 2026 12:27 PM (OUMaO)

49 Jupiter Optimus Maximus isn't real.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:27 PM (AvxYT)

50
Out: Pope John Paul

In: Pope Ringo
Posted by: ...


It don't come easy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 12:27 PM (Cqx++)

51 I saw Iron Catheter open for Led Bladder at Norfolk Scope back in '79.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wVcYX)

52 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership of the denomination.

It's kind of like the divide between professional movie reviewers (except Critical Drinker) and the choices of the movie-going public.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

53 28 My very decentralized denomination is decentralized for a reason.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Protestant 4 Life at May 04, 2026 12:23 PM (Wt5PA)

We just joined a PCA church yesterday. What a relief to have exegesis from the pulpit and hymns rather than worshiptainment!!!

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wLjpr)

54 Paul has never been to WV and it shows i. Hos stupid conment. It is actually quite beautiful.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (pY2C3)

55 Lil' Papi wants to demonize our President and our laws. He'll never forgive us for breaking up their pedo ring.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wBaIH)

56 So this bishop became a US citizen in 2006 - twenty years ago...

He's not getting deported.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (iNUL3)

57 43 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership of the denomination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:26 PM (uEYKS)

I'm no catholic, but I see it as well. There seems to be more sodomy in the Catholic Church than in the British Navy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

58 The Pope is the Kingpin of a large criminal organization and should be afforded the same treatment as any other cartel crook.

Posted by: No Hope In Pope at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (oftw2)

59 54 Paul has never been to WV and it shows i. Hos stupid conment. It is actually quite beautiful.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (pY2C3)

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All I know is that America is a racist, capitalistic, oligarchal dystopia run by an Orange Hitler filled with police who shoot brown people for sport, and for the humanity of all brown people, they should leave to post-racial paradise England for their own safety.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Y2NSe)

60 Vicar of Christ? More like Dicker of Christ.

Posted by: Amiright or amiright? at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (TbWk/)

61 I thought Commie Pope was bad but this f**king guy; actually manages to be worth because of the personal connection to Obama. Commie and a Dem stooge.

Posted by: Nelly at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)

62 Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.
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Is Ayala his married name?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (U6Usv)

63 oh. gee. foreign forces trying to f over america.
what. a. surprise.

I'm shocked.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (VyBeY)

64 Undoubtedly there is something hinky in the way he got his citizenship. Go over the paperwork with a fine-toothed comb, find the crooked stuff, and denaturalize, and deport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (utfVc)

65 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership of the denomination.

Elites of all shapes and sizes seem to share a common defining characteristic in 2026: A complete and total inability to read the room.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (OUMaO)

66
Barely 2% of West Virginia is Hispanic. Barely 1% of the state speaks Spanish.

===============

Someone's aiming to fix that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 12:30 PM (n7rxJ)

67 Happy New Week to you, Ace!

Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 12:30 PM (VyBeY)

68 65 Elites of all shapes and sizes seem to share a common defining characteristic in 2026: A complete and total inability to read the room.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (OUMaO)

======

Catholic Charities is seeing a complete erosion of most of its revenue streams all of a sudden.

It's going to have some side-effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:30 PM (Y2NSe)

69 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership of the denomination.

Elites of all shapes and sizes seem to share a common defining characteristic in 2026: A complete and total inability to read the room.


It isn't that they CAN'T read the room, it's that they don't WANT to read the room, because that would make them one of the common clay...you know...morons.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

70 55 Lil' Papi wants to demonize our President and our laws. He'll never forgive us for breaking up their pedo ring.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wBaIH)

I've seen pdf used as an alternate for saying pedos...wonder if Adobe is down with that?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

71 The Church is Jesus Christ. Not one man. Not any group of men.

It has survived other popes. It will certainly outlast this one.

It’s unfortunate he displays his fallibility in such a public way, by demurring to politic instead of tending the flock.

More people are coming back to church to find the unending love and truth of Jesus Christ. I can tell you first hand most don’t care what the pope says or does. They come to build their relationship with Jesus, in a traditional way according to scripture, not according to some obviously flawed Augustinian prelate

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2026 12:31 PM (E24OL)

72 The Chicago way runs deep.

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:31 PM (c3Uld)

73 All I know is that America is a racist, capitalistic, oligarchal dystopia run by an Orange Hitler filled with police who shoot brown people for sport, and for the humanity of all brown people, they should leave to post-racial paradise England for their own safety.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Y2NSe)

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

74 73 All I know is that America is a racist, capitalistic, oligarchal dystopia run by an Orange Hitler filled with police who shoot brown people for sport, and for the humanity of all brown people, they should leave to post-racial paradise England for their own safety.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Y2NSe)

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

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Or Denmark.

Sweden's out, now, though. Sweden's gone all nativist and racist with their new citizenship requirements.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (Y2NSe)

75 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership

-

It’s crazy how an organization completely ignores the wishes of its members huh?

- GOP

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (c3Uld)

76 There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Evelio.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (LHPAg)

77 There are no elites. Only rich and poor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (AvxYT)

78 62 Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.
-------------

Is Ayala his married name?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (U6Usv)

I'm guessing his mother's surname. This is the way they do it south of the border.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

79 Maybe the church should spend more time rendering unto G-d .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (z2aPa)

80 It isn't that they CAN'T read the room, it's that they don't WANT to read the room, because that would make them one of the common clay...you know...morons.

Posted by: Archimedes


Us morons know better than those "smart" folk. And yeah, it occurs to me perhaps they just can't conceive that they're wrong.

They will receive their correction, in due time.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (OUMaO)

81 US Navy just took out 6 Iranian small gunboats. Tell Lloyd's that we got this covered and start moving ships

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (gu0hJ)

82 It’s crazy how an organization completely ignores the wishes of its members huh?

- GOP


I don't answer to the mob.

Posted by: Soon-to-be ex-Senator Cornyn at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

83 It isn't that they CAN'T read the room, it's that they don't WANT to read the room, because that would make them one of the common clay...you know...morons.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

They like rape, pretentiousness, pretentiousness, and rape.

Posted by: Some Johnson guy at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

84 Catholic Charities isn't even run by Catholics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (AvxYT)

85 undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.
.......

Too bad there was air.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (UjdFS)

86 Cited in last year's AP article...

"Politically and theologically, young U.S. priests are more likely to identify as conservative or moderate than their clerical elders who came of age in the 1960s and 1970s, according to a 2023 report from the Catholic Project at Catholic University."

Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)

87 81 US Navy just took out 6 Iranian small gunboats. Tell Lloyd's that we got this covered and start moving ships

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (gu0hJ)

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By "small gunboats" they mean 30 foot boats with engines and a few dudes firing AK's into the air, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:33 PM (Y2NSe)

88 62 Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.
-------------

Is Ayala his married name?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (U6Usv)

I'm guessing his mother's surname. This is the way they do it south of the border.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

Ay, caramba!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at May 04, 2026 12:34 PM (wVcYX)

89 They like rape, pretentiousness, pretentiousness, and rape.

You said pretentiousness twice.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

90 A10s.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:35 PM (AvxYT)

91 So it looks like my decision to not return to the Church is being reinforced.
Posted by: NR Pax
----------

I know the feeling, but also feel a powerful moral need to fight the good fight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

92 @87 yup, probably a few RPGs as well.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 12:35 PM (gu0hJ)

93 No one cares. The priests never talk about it.
---
So, the bishop's (and up) funds were being topped off by federal funds?
But the actual churches are being funded locally?

Government is the Whore of Babylon--it should offend any Christian church to receive government funds.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:35 PM (MtSIY)

94 I found a transcript of a random interview of this guy. A long one.

Would you believe 85% of the interview was about being an illegal. 14.9% was about the treatment of illegals. The remaining 0.1% was about him being a priest and "organizing" people socially, and how Jesus really loved illegals.

What a fucking farce.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:35 PM (U6Usv)

95
As long as the Vatican is a walled city I can't take anything the Catholic church says about immigration seriously.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (+9wcF)



Even if it wasn't a walled city, they're a bunch of Italican, man-dress wearing pedos or pedo-defenders. They need to shut their fucking whore mouths about our internal politics, which is none of their damned business.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2026 12:35 PM (e4Xc5)

96 undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.
.......


Ah, the old drive-in movie trick!

Posted by: Agent 86 at May 04, 2026 12:36 PM (wVcYX)

97 Looks like Pope Kyle is no better then the Red Pope.

And let's do a quick check of the number of illegals living in the Vatican...

The number is still 0.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

98 78 62 Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.
-------------

Is Ayala his married name?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (U6Usv)

I'm guessing his mother's surname. This is the way they do it south of the border.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

AI says his mother is Catalina Ayala de Menjívar. Surname Ayala, married name is the "de Menjivar" appended to the end of her surname...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

99 What of the Swiss Miss Guards?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:36 PM (AvxYT)

100 Our national debt is now over 1,000% higher than it was when Evelio first arrived. Illegal immigration has swelled over 300%. Whole industries have replaced the American-born family man with illegal aliens. The amount of school children who only speak Spanish has doubled since 1990.

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Next you'll be telling me that my initial Social Security and Medicare letters received this year will be printed in both English AND Spanish.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:36 PM (JqXxE)

101 Show me in the Bible where a pope is justified. The position is a creation of man, not God.



Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (TezPK)

102 We just joined a PCA church yesterday. What a relief to have exegesis from the pulpit and hymns rather than worshiptainment!!!
Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wLjpr)

PCA's pretty good for that. The denomination of God's Frozen Chosen might not be "exciting" but the systematic theology and scholarly approach to scriptural interpretation is pretty solid if that's your thing.

Posted by: Same cannot be said of PCUSA at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)

103
There are no elites. Only rich and poor.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Ollie gocks and THE PEOPLE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (Cqx++)

104 Via Instapundit, reports that the pope is a woke buffoon and leftwing culture warrior have been proven 100% true, by his own actions.

==

Trump sure knows who is who.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (GD0B3)

105 With the money the RCC has it could go turn pretty much all of Latin America into a Euro style welfare state.

But instead they use their money to buy Pope Kyle cool hats.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

106 The vatican needs to be culturally enriched.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (AvxYT)

107 By "small gunboats" they mean 30 foot boats with engines and a few dudes firing AK's into the air, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Innocent fishing boats

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 04, 2026 12:38 PM (EcHpA)

108 Mediaite
@Mediaite
Eric Swalwell Sent Women 'Videos of Him Masturbating' and Other Perverted Messages After Joining Snapchat to Restore 'Faith' in 'Democracy': Report


I wonder if he sent them a magnifying glass as well

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

109 How many priests were documented in the Epstein files?

Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2026 12:38 PM (dIske)

110 US Navy just took out 6 Iranian small gunboats. Tell Lloyd's that we got this covered and start moving ships

==

It Begins!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (GD0B3)

111 Still having a Pontifex Maximus seems pointless.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (AvxYT)

112 People in the 60s: What's the worst that could happen allowing gay priests?

People in 26: Oh, now I see.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

113 What’s that saying, any organization that is not explicitly right wing becomes left wing over time.

Catholic Church is no exception.

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (c3Uld)

114 101 Show me in the Bible where a pope is justified. The position is a creation of man, not God.



Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (TezPK)

Matthew 16:13-20.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (tOcjL)

115 I am not a RC so forgive me if this is a stupid question. A RC doesn't preach in the same church every week, yes? I guess he can preach anywhere but he doesn't have a regular position at one church does he? So even if you lived in WV, he wouldn't be your regular priest, correct? So why couldn't you go to church and appreciate taking the Eucharist and then not show up when the Bishop attends?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (Yl2Ob)

116 Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.
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Is Ayala his married name?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (U6Usv)

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"EMA" is the common Hebrew word for mother.

/Things I learned watching "The Chosen"

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (JqXxE)

117 Follow the money.

I don't know the numbers, but the Catholic church was receiving a shit ton of money to place illegals.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (aZm/F)

118 >Eric Swalwell Sent Women 'Videos of Him Masturbating' and Other Perverted Messages After Joining Snapchat to Restore 'Faith' in 'Democracy': Report

Fucking guy was hiding in plain sight.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (rJ48h)

119 111 Still having a Pontifex Maximus seems pointless.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (AvxYT)

Is it live, or is it Pontifex™?

Posted by: Ah the golden age of commercials at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (TbWk/)

120 How about that.

>>@AmitSegal
·
2m
>>U.S. Central Command commander: We sank six Iranian boats that tried to interfere with our effort to free the ships trapped in the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (viF8m)

121 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

I was pretty sure he wasn't married.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (U6Usv)

122 Catholics are some 6% of the WV pop; around 100k.

Maybe the pope ought to focus on growing the flock instead of antagonizing the people over politics?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (MtSIY)

123 Speaking of idiot liars . . .

AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

124 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (Yl2Ob)

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Lots of us do that exact kind of thing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (aZm/F)

125 120 How about that.

>>@AmitSegal
·
2m
>>U.S. Central Command commander: We sank six Iranian boats that tried to interfere with our effort to free the ships trapped in the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (viF8m)

======

"Saar! I can't move, saar! IRGC says they haven't received the crypto payment yet, saar! My boss will be mad, saar!"
-Indian tanker captain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (Y2NSe)

126 Fucking guy was hiding in plain sight.

When the left started PoundMeToo they assumed Trump was likely any leftwing make.

Turns out that was incorrect.

Also, kudos to Rose McGowan for pointing the movement at Fat Harv

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

127 Matthew 16:13-20.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (tOcjL)


good argument for the Patriarch of Antioch

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (gKWVE)

128 Cela commence !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (GD0B3)

129 So why couldn't you go to church and appreciate taking the Eucharist and then not show up when the Bishop attends?

That's exactly what I do at my church. The bishops can KMA get no respect from me.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

130 123 Speaking of idiot liars . . .

AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

=====

She doesn't seem like someone who lets random people touch her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Y2NSe)

131 I think the Vatican should tear down it's walls and allow Muzzies from other countries to enter as freely as they want illegals to enter the United States.

If they don't, they're hypocrites who hate Jesus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

132 “The amount of school children who only speak Spanish has doubled since 1990.”

Tell me about it. Some Americans think we should be more like Canada, to include having our own little Quebec.

I’d rather the country not resemble it or Belgium.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (pY2C3)

133 115-Meant RC "Bishop"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Yl2Ob)

134 Isn't it great when we make the American Way hating immigrants citizens .

Assimilation is a dirty word to American Hating American born Leftists.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (kxLc1)

135 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Y2NSe)

136 @AmitSegal
·
2m
>>U.S. Central Command commander: We sank six Iranian boats that tried to interfere with our effort to free the ships trapped in the Strait of Hormuz.
---
countdown to the inevitable cries of "WAR CRIMES!!!" when it's followed up, "of course we didn't try to rescue the survivors--there were only parts and pieces left of them."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (MtSIY)

137 AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’

Taxes are my biggest expense.

In return I get shitty roads, shitty schools, and shitty mismanagement of healthcare.

But I'm sure if I just let them take another 20% of my income they'll fix all that instead of just stealing it like the rest.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

138 There's nothing prophetic here, but it's all shamefully political.

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I'm sure Cheap Justice Benedict Roberts would excoriate you for daring to insinuate that there are political Popes and Bishops -- just as there are no political Judges or Justices.

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (JqXxE)

139 I think the Vatican should tear down it's walls and allow Muzzies from other countries to enter as freely as they want illegals to enter the United States.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

Curiously, the Vatican only has walls in the first place because of the Muzzies...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (iNUL3)

140 The new week started yesterday.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

141 AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $800 Alex

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (c3Uld)

142 AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’

AOC gets a Nobel in physics is more likely.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

143 130 123 Speaking of idiot liars . . .

AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

=====

She doesn't seem like someone who lets random people touch her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Y2NSe)

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...

Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

144 What’s that saying, any organization that is not explicitly right wing becomes left wing over time.

Catholic Church is no exception.

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (c3Uld)

Even the explicitly right wing ones do.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (U6Usv)

145 @Mediaite
Eric Swalwell Sent Women 'Videos of Him Masturbating' and Other Perverted Messages After Joining Snapchat to Restore 'Faith' in 'Democracy'


I didn't vote for this.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (gKWVE)

146 In my neck of the Catholic woods, our bishop only communicates in our general direction when he wants money. Heck, I'm sure a significant portion of our congregation doesn't even know who our bishop is.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (DgMqy)

147 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?

Does she have a Black Sun tattoo on her ass?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

148 Leo HAS to have a connection to Barky.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 04, 2026 12:43 PM (P+ul4)

149 Like James Bond or Remington Steele.

Mediaite
@Mediaite
Eric Swalwell Sent Women 'Videos of Him Masturbating' and Other Perverted Messages After Joining Snapchat to Restore 'Faith' in 'Democracy': Report

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7)

150 147 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?

Does she have a Black Sun tattoo on her ass?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

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Actual Nazi tattoos don't matter when the opposition candidate supports Nazi things like immigration enforcement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:43 PM (Y2NSe)

151 AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’
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I'll take things you made up because all leftists do is lie for nothing Alex

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:43 PM (U6Usv)

152 133 115-Meant RC "Bishop"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Yl2Ob)

Do they only drink RC Cola?

Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at May 04, 2026 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

153 "Mr. Pope Leo, Tear down this Wall !!"

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 12:43 PM (GD0B3)

154 Tell me about it. Some Americans think we should be more like Canada, to include having our own little Quebec.

I’d rather the country not resemble it or Belgium.



What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: The former Yugoslavia at May 04, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

155

They're obviously trying the same bullshit that they were successful in doing in Europe, fucking things up everywhere.

Where is this mincy little faggot pope talking about white people having large families.

Wonder why no one talks about that.

Surely they aren't trying to eradicate white people.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 04, 2026 12:44 PM (et1vG)

156
I don't like it, but nobody asked for my opinion before doing it.

If you're a Catholic, it's pointless and damaging to concern yourself with this stuff. Doctrine, all appearances aside, doesn't change that much. Read your Baltimore Catechism and try to live your life accordingly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 12:44 PM (HdYcL)

157 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?



Every Republican is a Nazi so yeah obviously.
- msm

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:44 PM (c3Uld)

158 Matthew 16:13-20.
Posted by: Nova Local

Okay that covers Peter, but I don't see any mention of "the rock" being a permanent position to be handed down.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 12:44 PM (TezPK)

159
Swalwell has "I know you want to watch me jerk myself off" written all over him.

I mean this is maybe the least surprising thing since this morning's sunrise.

No offense to anyone here.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:45 PM (U6Usv)

160 Girl power!

https://tinyurl.com/5d3vzb38

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

161 Leo HAS to have a connection to Barky.
Posted by: Question Authority

Axelrod.

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

162 102 We just joined a PCA church yesterday. What a relief to have exegesis from the pulpit and hymns rather than worshiptainment!!!
Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wLjpr)

PCA's pretty good for that. The denomination of God's Frozen Chosen might not be "exciting" but the systematic theology and scholarly approach to scriptural interpretation is pretty solid if that's your thing.
Posted by: Same cannot be said of PCUSA at May 04, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)
Aye.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2026 12:45 PM (LHPAg)

163 Has any woman in the history of womanhood been turned on by a dude pleasuring himself?

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (c3Uld)

164 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?


A repeat from the Art Thread:

The Platner tattoo story isn’t about Platner.

It's about the people who spent years calling everyone on the Right a Nazi for the slightest association, only to line up like rank-and-file partisans behind a Democratic Senate candidate who wore a literal SS Totenkopf tattoo for 18 years.

It's a story about how years and years of moral indignation from the Very Serious People™ class proved to be a paper-thin veneer over your team jerseys.


https://is.gd/jmc7k4

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

165 Good point about WV only being 6% RC. Imagine being a broke-ass Appalachian living in a leaky home. You might need some friends and community. And along comes this insufferable bishop telling you you have "privilege" and to get in line behind 500 million poor people from somewhere else.
He's going to conclude that Catholicism is a religion for everyone else but him. Big club. He's not in it.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (gKWVE)

166 > By "small gunboats" they mean 30 foot boats with engines and a few dudes firing AK's into the air, right?
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I think the "small gunboats" are like the riverine boat used in the movie Apocalypse Now. .50's on the front and back. And, yeah, a couple dudes with AK's and one with a RPG.

They target the bridge of the commercial ships.

There's videos on YouTube of some encounters with Somali pirates in the Red Sea using these tactics. The videos that have armed security onboard the ships are especially entertaining.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (jehhT)

167 She doesn't seem like someone who lets random people touch her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:41 PM (Y2NSe)

Au contraire....

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (U6Usv)

168 ... all the while never allowing the illegals in Martha's Vineyard where their primetime hosts spend their summers.

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Two of the most dangerous places on the planet turn out to be:
. working as a "chef" in Martha's Vineyard for the Obamas; and
. working as a "housekeeper" in the DC Residence of the Obamas.

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (JqXxE)

169 Doesn't this stupid stunt from the stupid Pope prove Trump right once again?

The Pope's actions are political, not sound theology and that's why Trump was irritated.

Plus, any idiot could see the Pope's comments + the 60 Minutes ridiculousness, plus the Pope meeting with Axelrod had "political hit" written all over its dirty fucking face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (aZm/F)

170 Cromwell and Martin Luther did nothing wrong.

Posted by: sven at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (Int1s)

171 107 By "small gunboats" they mean 30 foot boats with engines and a few dudes firing AK's into the air, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Innocent fishing boats
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 04, 2026 12:38 PM (EcHpA)

Many, maybe most, of the "small boats" which are fiberglass hulled, have one or two anti-ship missiles mounted on them. Iran's strategy was to send several out at once, have them race around at high speed, dump their missiles and race back to cover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rGqqI)

172 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?

The bizarre thing to me is that this scumbag has me actually supporting Susan Collins. As awful as she is, at least she never openly claimed to be a Nazi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (uEYKS)

173 The See was angry that day, my friends!

Where's George Costanza?

Posted by: Rex B at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rgnea)

174 166 I think the "small gunboats" are like the riverine boat used in the movie Apocalypse Now. .50's on the front and back. And, yeah, a couple dudes with AK's and one with a RPG.

They target the bridge of the commercial ships.

There's videos on YouTube of some encounters with Somali pirates in the Red Sea using these tactics. The videos that have armed security onboard the ships are especially entertaining.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (jehhT)

=====

The video from a week or so ago of the IRGC taking a cargo tanker showed their gunboat.

There was no mounted gun. It was literally a small yacht.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (Y2NSe)

175 It's about the people who spent years calling everyone on the Right a Nazi for the slightest association, only to line up like rank-and-file partisans behind a Democratic Senate candidate who wore a literal SS Totenkopf tattoo for 18 years.

Remember when the FNM went gonzo over some kid having "NAZI hair" a few years ago?

Turns out the kid had chemo and had few hair choices as his hair came back in.

But they treat an adult Senate candidate with kid gloves in comparison...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

176 AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism see my tits.’

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (UjdFS)

177 Matthew 16:13-20.

That can be interpreted a number of ways. I doubt Jesus was talking about a physical church and organized religion based on everything else in the New Testament. Of course that's just my personal opinion.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (kxLc1)

178 >>> Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.


What? Trump not taxing our own people to give free shit to aliens. Not taking food from our own babies to give to others?

Fuck this bishop. He should get booted for being an alien agitator.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (dJ8F3)

179 I'd think Catholics are also a small minority in WV, but I don't doubt that Pope Bob hopes to use it as a opening to entice more illegals to settle in that state.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (cWLG3)

180 163 Has any woman in the history of womanhood been turned on by a dude pleasuring himself?

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:46 PM (c3Uld)

Michelle Obama?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

181 The See was angry that day, my friends!


Haha Yessssss.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)

182 Gotta give Trump credit.
Has any other President ever gone to war with the Pope AND the Ayatollah at the same time?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (MNCvZ)

183 >> 65 There seems to be a significant divide between American Roman Catholics and the leadership of the denomination.

> Elites of all shapes and sizes seem to share a common defining characteristic in 2026: A complete and total inability to read the room.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 04, 2026 12:29 PM (OUMaO)


The Worldies are a proto-neo-ethnicity -- which is Morissettean ironic, since they fancy themselves above such things. From all over the world, they all send their kids to the same English-language schools, where they are indoctrinated in the same Social Justice cult and go on to marry only each other. It's early days yet, but ever since the invention of the jet airliner, the process has been inevitable.

And they're supremacists, too, for their proto-neo-ethnicity. So, even when they accidentally encounter an opinion from an unhyphenated national, they immediately discount and disregard it.

Posted by: SciVo at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (Sy6m/)

184 >>U.S. Central Command commander: We sank six Iranian boats that tried to interfere with our effort to free the ships trapped in the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (viF8m)
-

I need to ask our building committee whether the shelter is ready for visitors again.

Open Source Intel @Osint613
6m

Confirmed. Iran targeted U.S. Navy ships…


Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (D0X9e)

185 171 Many, maybe most, of the "small boats" which are fiberglass hulled, have one or two anti-ship missiles mounted on them. Iran's strategy was to send several out at once, have them race around at high speed, dump their missiles and race back to cover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rGqqI)

======

*watches while laughing from several miles away*
-modern US Navy tracking capabilities

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (Y2NSe)

186 Speaking of idiot liars . . .

AOC: ‘Trump voters are pulling me aside and saying they want to join democratic socialism.’
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Reminds me, David French gave a long interview to some leftie podcast.
Used his adopted child as a prop. Because, of course he would.
Some story how in Memphis she and her friends were almost run down and called racist names by some guys in a pick up truck.

the conservative response, "yeah that never, ever happened"
The lefties are all, "you are and always will be conservative scum, having a black daughter will never absolve you of being a racist."

LOL, it's hard out there for a grifter and his grifter wife.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (MtSIY)

187 Girl power!

https://tinyurl.com/5d3vzb38


This may not be the career for her.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

188 172 Did you know that Susan Collins is the real Nazi in the Maine Senate race?

The bizarre thing to me is that this scumbag has me actually supporting Susan Collins. As awful as she is, at least she never openly claimed to be a Nazi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:47 PM (uEYKS)

=====

She hasn't even started her campaign against him yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:49 PM (Y2NSe)

189 I would like to see pretty much every R candidate get a video of Platner's tat in one of their campaign ads.

Remember in '06 when the whole campaign became about out GOP house candidate flirting with male interns? Let's make this one about NAZI Dems...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

190 There should be no international borders and national coastlines that restrict the free movement of people!

Excepting the national borders and coastline of Iran, which must never be violated by Yankee Air Pirates ordered to do so by Trump!

Posted by: I'm Pope Leo and You're Not!!! Amen! at May 04, 2026 12:49 PM (5rh/l)

191 Ha! My new hash anagram is anger. Fitting for the Seinfeld reference.

Posted by: Rex B at May 04, 2026 12:49 PM (rgnea)

192 115 I am not a RC so forgive me if this is a stupid question. A RC doesn't preach in the same church every week, yes? I guess he can preach anywhere but he doesn't have a regular position at one church does he? So even if you lived in WV, he wouldn't be your regular priest, correct? So why couldn't you go to church and appreciate taking the Eucharist and then not show up when the Bishop attends?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (Yl2Ob

In my part of Canada, at my late Mother's RC church, the priest handled several churches in the area because of a priest shortage. So, on guy doing the masses at several of the same churches.

We have African priests now. Or from elsewhere.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 04, 2026 12:49 PM (Sco7b)

193 179 I'd think Catholics are also a small minority in WV, but I don't doubt that Pope Bob hopes to use it as a opening to entice more illegals to settle in that state.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (cWLG3)

======

Illegals are drawn to benefits.

They go to California where they get free MediCAL coverage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:50 PM (Y2NSe)

194 Chicago has a lot of explaing to do.

I heard Chicago is MAGA country. Some French actor said so.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

195 @191 SERENITY NOW!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 04, 2026 12:50 PM (cWLG3)

196 My boat is not small.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 04, 2026 12:50 PM (wVcYX)

197 186 the conservative response, "yeah that never, ever happened"
The lefties are all, "you are and always will be conservative scum, having a black daughter will never absolve you of being a racist."

LOL, it's hard out there for a grifter and his grifter wife.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (MtSIY)

======

All those arch-conservatives in Memphis calling the black girl names because they've never seen a black person before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (Y2NSe)

198 I respect everyone’s religious beliefs, and appreciate our Catholic horde members. Personally, this reminds me of when our pastor points out religion vs. gospel and I am so grateful to him noting which is most important.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (Wmg4n)

199 Is French the one with the confederate flag on the cooler?

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (c3Uld)

200 184 >>U.S. Central Command commander: We sank six Iranian boats that tried to interfere with our effort to free the ships trapped in the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2026 12:40 PM (viF8m)
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Things are getting spicy out there.

Posted by: WisRich at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (G0vdT)

201 Did Pope Leo recently receive some large donations from prominent Democrats? What is the price for an illegal alien bishop appointment?

Or did Leo just do it on his own as a purely partisan act? Did Leo become leftist in Chicago, or in Peru?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (vbXSk)

202 182 Gotta give Trump credit.
Has any other President ever gone to war with the Pope AND the Ayatollah at the same time?
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 04, 2026 12:48 PM (MNCvZ)

I woulda, but the Muslims weren't making my love life an issue ...

Posted by: zombie Henry VIII at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (3sXRv)

203 This may not be the career for her.

Did you see the footage of those three "secret service" women at the hotel when the assassin went after Trump? I had to check repeatedly to see if it was freaking AI. All three cringed, screamed, and fell all over each other trying to run away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (uEYKS)

204 Serenity!

Posted by: Rex B at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (rgnea)

205 BTW if the left was correct about illegals coming here to work, why don't we have a million fewer people with jobs after Trump deported 2M+ illegals?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

206 Matthew 16:13-20

That is the thinnest of the thinnest gruel upon which to claim that the massive religious bureaucracy and hierarchy of the Catholic Church was ordained in that moment, or that a permanent position of supreme leader of the church was created to be filled serially by heretics, nepots, degenerates, South American socialists, and the occasional actual Christian following Catholic dogma. It's a manmade institution based on a couple of verses subject to differing interpretation.

Posted by: Just not buying it at May 04, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)

207 So, since we are past 100, what do you good people think about Palantir? I just read this thing here:
https://tinyurl.com/28kvp5xc (takes you to Dean Bundell's substack page), and I have the same concerns that he does for the most part, that Palantir is building the control grid for us, basically.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 12:52 PM (rzCjW)

208 I respect everyone’s religious beliefs, and appreciate our Catholic horde members.

One of the first things we'll all figure out kingdom come is how wrong we all were. I don't care much for the Roman Catholic leadership though. People don't get to that level of power and position by being good Christians and they seem very, very leftist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (uEYKS)

209 201 Did Pope Leo recently receive some large donations from prominent Democrats? What is the price for an illegal alien bishop appointment?

Or did Leo just do it on his own as a purely partisan act? Did Leo become leftist in Chicago, or in Peru?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (vbXSk)

He had a closeted meeting with... was that Axelrod? Before the spate of recent moves. It's all manufactured, lame and gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

210 I would like to see pretty much every R candidate get a video of Platner's tat in one of their campaign ads.

Remember in '06 when the whole campaign became about out GOP house candidate flirting with male interns? Let's make this one about NAZI Dems...


The election is no longer about Collins in Maine; it's a given she'll win. This is an opportunity for the GOP to make hay nationally.

"They call us Nazis, and then they ALL support this guy!"

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

211 117 Follow the money.

I don't know the numbers, but the Catholic church was receiving a shit ton of money to place illegals.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (aZm/F)
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I read that they ended up having to terminate over 75% of their "foreign goodwill" workers when USAID met it's end. The Catholic Church was using US taxpayer money to promote their own benovolence implying that is was a purely charitable endeavor(s), when it fact it was a forced charitable endeavor initiated with Americans paying taxes and never receiving due credit for these deeds.

Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (dIske)

212 if the left was correct about illegals coming here to work, why don't we have a million fewer people with jobs after Trump deported 2M+ illegals?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

The explanation from the left is deporting illegals has caused a recession and millions of Americans have lost their jobs as well.

Yes this is how they think.

Posted by: Heroq at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (c3Uld)

213 As a Roman Catholic West Virginian, this news made my day! Alleluia! ✝️❤️ I'm 100% here for the Pope trolling Trump.

A former illegal immigrant seems a rather interesting choice for a state that's overwhelmingly white and MAGA. I wonder if the Pope did that deliberately.

Sounds like the Pope is doing proper Pope things by giving us the medicine we need. "Bishop-designate Evelio Menjivar-Ayala speaks of the Christian values of caring for those in need, in opposition to President Trump's own xenophobic and racist rhetoric."

Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future.Hes a human, child of god and now the bishop of West Virginia.

Yeah, we see Christian nationalist evangelicals in the US embracing and praising serial lawbreakers, cheats, and generally bad people. Pope Leo is a refreshing change of pace from that outright hostility to what is good and just.

So now we have to watch Roman Catholicism fight Christian Nationalism. I thank the pope for using his influence to undermine the current regime but it would be nice if we could put all the mythology away.

West Virginia will remain red as long as Obama remains black.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (ycI94)

214 192 115 I am not a RC so forgive me if this is a stupid question. A RC doesn't preach in the same church every week, yes? I guess he can preach anywhere but he doesn't have a regular position at one church does he? So even if you lived in WV, he wouldn't be your regular priest, correct? So why couldn't you go to church and appreciate taking the Eucharist and then not show up when the Bishop attends?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (Yl2Ob

A bishop has a public schedule where he will say Mass. Since he's in charge of the entire diocese, he tends to rotate the locations he says Mass each week, although he tends to say them most often at a Cathedral (if the diocese has one and he normally lives near that Cathedral).

A priest is assigned to a specific Church, and will say Masses just for that Church. Normally, in a healthy diocese, each Church will have 2-3 priests rotating the 5-6 Masses said on a weekend and the 2 daily Masses every weekday. In a less healthy or very small diocese, you might just have 1 priest per Church or even shared between 2 Churches. Then you have a reduced Mass schedule offered.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (tOcjL)

215 Speaking of West Virginia and the Left's retarded cognitive dissonance I present Grand Kleagle and Lion of the Senate , Robert Byrd.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (kxLc1)

216 201 Did Pope Leo recently receive some large donations from prominent Democrats? What is the price for an illegal alien bishop appointment?

Or did Leo just do it on his own as a purely partisan act? Did Leo become leftist in Chicago, or in Peru?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 04,

Probably both places, and it seems to me this Pope is struggling mightily with being human - it’s manifesting in “ no one is going to tell me what to do”.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (Wmg4n)

217 if the left was correct about illegals coming here to work, why don't we have a million fewer people with jobs after Trump deported 2M+ illegals?

between that and the 100k+ federal job reductions, one would expect job numbers to be horrendous. Yet somehow they are doing well. If it wasn't for those pressures, I think we'd see incredible numbers like last time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (uEYKS)

218 163 Has any woman in the history of womanhood been turned on by a dude pleasuring himself?
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Seriously?

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (Dv3i1)

219 210 The election is no longer about Collins in Maine; it's a given she'll win. This is an opportunity for the GOP to make hay nationally.

"They call us Nazis, and then they ALL support this guy!"

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

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Democrats have kissed any chance to unseat Collins goodbye. Really, they never had a chance, the woman just wins in the state. But the whole, "Democrats are going to take the Senate, and the path to victory starts in Maine," is dead, deader with every passing X from a prominent leftist explaining away a Nazi tattoo.

I can't wait until they realize that Cooper in NC is actually an underdog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (Y2NSe)

220 I respect everyone’s religious beliefs

Except for the Methodists, right? Right?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

221 Part of being Catholic is separating faith from poor (and sometimes vile) human leaders.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (2ap+5)

222
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:39 PM (Yl2Ob

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Diocesan priests are incardinated to a diocese and only exercise their functions with permission of the bishop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (HdYcL)

223 Just because our Pope is a fucking idiot doesn't mean we need to hear your thoughts on our beliefs.

Protestantism is no less man-made, based on what I'm reading here.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (aZm/F)

224 Did you see the footage of those three "secret service" women at the hotel when the assassin went after Trump? I had to check repeatedly to see if it was freaking AI. All three cringed, screamed, and fell all over each other trying to run away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:51 PM (uEYKS)
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I don't think they were SS. Either hotel security or local cops. Either way, useless.

Posted by: WisRich at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (G0vdT)

225 ... and how Jesus really loved illegals.

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"EVERYBODY know Jesus himself was an illegal alien, h8r!"

/MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Narrative Engineers

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (JqXxE)

226 The election is no longer about Collins in Maine; it's a given she'll win. This is an opportunity for the GOP to make hay nationally.

"They call us Nazis, and then they ALL support this guy!"

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

They could not possibly care less about charges of hypocrisy. They care about defeating and killing you - that's all.

Anything that moves them closer to that goal is good. Anything that prevents them from achieving that goal is bad.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (iNUL3)

227 213 Yeah, we see Christian nationalist evangelicals in the US embracing and praising serial lawbreakers, cheats, and generally bad people. Pope Leo is a refreshing change of pace from that outright hostility to what is good and just.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (ycI94)

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Are people who cross our borders illegally, take medical care from ERs without any thought of payment, and steal identities also lawbreakers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (Y2NSe)

228 They call us Nazis, and then they ALL support this guy!"

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

You need Trump for it if there is hay to be made. That message won't resonate with normal people. In fact just reminding people that you are called a Nazi is not great "messaging".

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (U6Usv)

229 So now we have to watch Roman Catholicism fight Christian Nationalism.

90% of people who use that term have no idea what it actually means. Its sort of a modern shibboleth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (uEYKS)

230 211: I'd wager Lutheran World Relief was doing the same crap, getting USAID or other grants and importing illegals to become welfare queens.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 04, 2026 12:56 PM (PV+Zw)

231 All those arch-conservatives in Memphis calling the black girl names because they've never seen a black person before.
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Yup.
And condemns the whole state as racist.
For something he completely made up.
Just to try and impress his desired liberal audience.

Sean Davis has a brilliant take-down of that ponce.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:56 PM (MtSIY)

232 Here's an article on the IRGC's "small boats."

https://tinyurl.com/bd6py4dx

They've got several different varieties. And a lot of them. Or, had a lot of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2026 12:56 PM (jehhT)

233 The explanation from the left is deporting illegals has caused a recession and millions of Americans have lost their jobs as well.

Yes this is how they think.


I know, but the numbers on this are pretty easy to run.

If 50% of illegals work, and you deported 2M of them, then anything over a one million count job loss means citizens gained jobs in this time.

I tried to find job loss/gain numbers since Trump was inaugurated and oddly their isn't a simple number anywhere - just lefties complaining about FedGov job losses.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

234 Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 04, 2026 12:49 PM (Sco7b)

I 've heard of a priest handling masses at several church. I haven't heard of a Bishop regularly filing in at one church. Bishops in other denominations show up when invited and do special events and do a lot of writing on various issues. You don't see them regularly unless you are being ordained so if WV has a small Roman Catholic population and already has priests it seems like he wouldn't show up that often.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (2sfNr)

235 Creepy Leo (nee Bob) is same old from Chicago.

Someone please explain to me how an entire Continent, blessed with almost infinite resources, is still a bunch of needy losers. Roman Catholics overwhelming majority of residents.

Grow some more ignorant, poverty-stricken cannon fodder. They'll vote and demonstrate the 'Chicago Way'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (2OYwF)

236 I don't think they were SS. Either hotel security or local cops. Either way, useless.

Might have been yeah. Utterly worthless, all out of shape. In fact, worse than useless, because they made things worse by panicking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (uEYKS)

237 Except for the Methodists, right? Right?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

They're useful if you need a band of unsavory types to inflict violence on small towns, along with mugs, pugs, thugs, dimwits, nitwits, halfwits, bushwhackers, sidewinders, hornswogglers, vipers, snipers, and bulldykes.

Posted by: Building synergies at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

238 225 ... and how Jesus really loved illegals.

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"EVERYBODY know Jesus himself was an illegal alien, h8r!"

/MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Narrative Engineers

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (JqXxE)

Given that King Herod wanted him dead, his entry into Egypt was a real asylum case, not the fake ones we mostly see here in the US.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

239 I know we have faithful Catholics among the commenters. All I will say is, the Pope should stay in his lane- which, I understand, is ministering to the faithful and spreading the Gospel.

Leave politics to the real assholes.

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (ZxPkt)

240 They could not possibly care less about charges of hypocrisy. They care about defeating and killing you - that's all.

Anything that moves them closer to that goal is good. Anything that prevents them from achieving that goal is bad.


Sure, but the point is that I doubt very much this will help them. It makes them look like the power mad, lying, disingenuous lunatics they are. That is not a good look, even for Dems.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

241 This guy was literally installed to be the anti-Trump. Glad I left the the RC church and joined the reformed faith after Bergoglio was installed.

Posted by: Williebrownsmattress at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (NXvyB)

242 Susan Collins is the real Nazi in Maine? Well she does have that head tremor like Adolf did at the end so...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (gu0hJ)

243 "EVERYBODY know Jesus himself was an illegal alien, h8r!"

/MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Narrative Engineers

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:55 PM (JqXxE)

Well. Not quite.

Jesus was only born in Bethlehem because his parents were forced (on pain of death) by the Government to return to their hometown to be taxed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (iNUL3)

244 Given that King Herod wanted him dead, his entry into Egypt was a real asylum case, not the fake ones we mostly see here in the US.

Pretty sure that was just King Herod protecting the environment and helping Jewish women practice freedom of choice

Posted by: Some feminist at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

245 I'd wager Lutheran World Relief was doing the same crap, getting USAID or other grants and importing illegals to become welfare queens.

You can bank on Presbyterian organizations doing the same. Probably other faiths like Mormons doing it as well. It was big money and easy for well-meaning but foolish people to feel like they were Doing Good

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (uEYKS)

246 Can't wait for Bishop Maryland Man

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (BGygK)

247 Democrats have kissed any chance to unseat Collins goodbye. Really, they never had a chance, the woman just wins in the state. But the whole, "Democrats are going to take the Senate, and the path to victory starts in Maine," is dead, deader with every passing X from a prominent leftist explaining away a Nazi tattoo.
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It's crazy how far they're going in defending proudly--until 6 months ago--sporting a Nazi tattoo.

By the end of July, they'll be explaining how Nazism was actually a good idea until Hitler ruined it, at the rate they're going.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (MtSIY)

248 Most politicians and political movers out of Chicago are the worst fucking people on earth. To include this Pope.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (aZm/F)

249 244 Given that King Herod wanted him dead, his entry into Egypt was a real asylum case, not the fake ones we mostly see here in the US.

Pretty sure that was just King Herod protecting the environment and helping Jewish women practice freedom of choice

Posted by: Some feminist at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

Their bodies, Herod's choice...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

250 As a Roman Catholic West Virginian, this news made my day! Alleluia! ✝️❤️ I'm 100% here for the Pope trolling Trump.

Well this particular Catholic sure understands the concept on Earth as it is in Heaven. *eyeroll*

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (Wmg4n)

251 West Virginia will remain red as long as Obama remains black.

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So you're saying West Virginia will remain half-red?

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Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (JqXxE)

252 Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future
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Is it a surprise that the person responsible for this quote was a kiddy fiddler.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (U6Usv)

253 240 Sure, but the point is that I doubt very much this will help them. It makes them look like the power mad, lying, disingenuous lunatics they are. That is not a good look, even for Dems.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

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Collins won in 2020, very bad Republican year (complete with a whole host of fraud), against a non-name by 8 points.

I think she's got a good chance in 2026 (lower fraud than 2020, with an antagonistic to Democrats DOJ watching) against dumbass former merc with an SS tattoo that he still hasn't actually covered up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (Y2NSe)

254 As a Roman Catholic West Virginian, this news made my day! Alleluia! ✝️❤️ I'm 100% here for the Pope trolling Trump.

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Blessed are the trolls for they shall win the internet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (ndZc7)

255 You need Trump for it if there is hay to be made. That message won't resonate with normal people. In fact just reminding people that you are called a Nazi is not great "messaging".

He would definitely help, but there are plenty of others who can help as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 01:00 PM (Riz8t)

256 Interesting article linked on the MR this morning about the Theosophists. Wing nuts, but, sadly, very influential wing nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

257 251 West Virginia will remain red as long as Obama remains black.

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So you're saying West Virginia will remain half-red?

/

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (JqXxE)

Less than that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

258 If the predictions that AGI models will eliminate millions of jobs are accurate, then why the concern for low birth rates and a declining population?

Posted by: Oglebay at May 04, 2026 01:00 PM (2ap+5)

259 247 It's crazy how far they're going in defending proudly--until 6 months ago--sporting a Nazi tattoo.

By the end of July, they'll be explaining how Nazism was actually a good idea until Hitler ruined it, at the rate they're going.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (MtSIY)

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Their affectation with Jew Haters is going to lead us to, "Nazis were the good guys, and you can't vote for Republicans because they're Nazis."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:00 PM (Y2NSe)

260 It's crazy how far they're going in defending proudly--until 6 months ago--sporting a Nazi tattoo.

By the end of July, they'll be explaining how Nazism was actually a good idea until Hitler ruined it, at the rate they're going.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (MtSIY)

Point of fact - he's still got the tattoo. He hasn't covered it. He's just said he's going to.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (iNUL3)

261 Someone vandalized my church building late last week. They smashed lights, sprayed fire extinguishers, trashed the nursery, and spray-painted vulgar phrases everywhere.

We had to meet in a different building on Sunday.

Very upsetting.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

262 260 Point of fact - he's still got the tattoo. He hasn't covered it. He's just said he's going to.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (iNUL3)

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He said more recently that he won't do that. He keeps going onto podcasts hosted by actual Jew haters and saying it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (Y2NSe)

263 They could not possibly care less about charges of hypocrisy.

Correct, hypocrisy means nothing to the left. Firstly, they have no integrity or honor to be offended or have shame about.

Second, the goal is not truth or to convince, its to conquer, to destroy. They are trying to bring down the culture and replace it, and to them it doesn't matter how you do it, only the end goal matters. It is so noble and heroic that it sanctifies any method they use.

Third, good and evil are rejected as outmode, oppressive concepts created by white males. Truth is what you make it, morality is simply that which accomplishes their ends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (uEYKS)

264 Given that King Herod wanted him dead, his entry into Egypt was a real asylum case, not the fake ones we mostly see here in the US.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

Everybody was part of One Big Happy Roman Empire at the time, and they were ordered to be Happy about it, on pain of death.

Historical trivia - Mary and Joseph almost certainly went to Alexandria, which had the largest Jewish population at the time of any city outside of Jerusalem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (rGqqI)

265 245 I'd wager Lutheran World Relief was doing the same crap, getting USAID or other grants and importing illegals to become welfare queens.

You can bank on Presbyterian organizations doing the same. Probably other faiths like Mormons doing it as well. It was big money and easy for well-meaning but foolish people to feel like they were Doing Good
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Then there's HIAS.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (rzCjW)

266 Pope Leo's pick to be bishop of West Virginia is a formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.

Was it a Buick?

Posted by: Rex B at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (rgnea)

267 I've long said we're not far from Dems straight up defending or promoting Nazis - not only because they've done it in the past but because they have to keep it moving. I'd put the timeline at 5 to 10 years.

Maybe we'll get some "Real Naziism has never been tried".

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (U6Usv)

268 The funniest thing about Platner losing Maine is going to be the Democrat Party's reaction.

"We gave you a white guy, fake populist, who loves Nazis. You know...another Trump. Why aren't white men coming back?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (Y2NSe)

269 He said more recently that he won't do that. He keeps going onto podcasts hosted by actual Jew haters and saying it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (Y2NSe)

They're gonna ride him all the way into the mountain...

I'm actually not even that surprised - what consequences will he ever bear? Losing to Collins? No. This is nationalizing him. He'll be on the presidential primary stage next time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:03 PM (iNUL3)

270 Most politicians and political movers out of Chicago are the worst fucking people on earth. To include this Pope.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 12:59 PM (aZm/F)

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"Miss me yet?"

-- Lori Lightfoot, starring in the upcoming sequel "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice"

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:03 PM (JqXxE)

271 Waste not, want not, ladies.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 04, 2026 01:03 PM (wVcYX)

272 Third, good and evil are rejected as outmode, oppressive concepts created by white males. Truth is what you make it, morality is simply that which accomplishes their ends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (uEYKS)

And yet they somehow believe they are always right and you are always wrong.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:03 PM (U6Usv)

273 221 Part of being Catholic is separating faith from poor (and sometimes vile) human leaders.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 04, 2026

This isn’t limited to just Catholics, if that helps.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:03 PM (Wmg4n)

274 The funniest thing about Platner losing Maine is going to be the Democrat Party's reaction.

"We gave you a white guy, fake populist, who loves Nazis. You know...another Trump. Why aren't white men coming back?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:02 PM (Y2NSe)

And also, the election was stolen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (iNUL3)

275 Platner keeps talking about the fact that he has Jewish relatives and a Jewish half brother. " I've always liked Jews", says the guy with a SS tattoo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (gu0hJ)

276 Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (2sfNr)

277 Is it a surprise that the person responsible for this quote was a kiddy fiddler.

Its not that they are wrong here, its that they are incredibly selective about how they apply the principle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (uEYKS)

278 My favorite defense of wearing a Nazi tattoo is the one where they're claiming it was originally used by some Austrian calvary regiment long before WWII.

yes, maybe.

by that measure, the swastika is an acceptable tattoo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)

279 269 I'm actually not even that surprised - what consequences will he ever bear? Losing to Collins? No. This is nationalizing him. He'll be on the presidential primary stage next time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:03 PM (iNUL3)

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Well, he's rich like Beto.

So, he's gonna go the Beto route.

The problem is that Beto came kind of close to Cruz in his first race and had something like an argument that he could win the presidential primary...which he lost badly, and then governorship, which he lost badly.

Platner's going to start by losing badly.

They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas, just pave the way forward for the further blackening of the Democrat Party at the highest levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (Y2NSe)

280 Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

Bastards.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (U6Usv)

281 This is a purely political appointment by a woke pope trying to shoehorn his open borders agenda into a state Trump has won by 40 points three times.

Or it's Operation Warp Speed

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (iFEms)

282 278 My favorite defense of wearing a Nazi tattoo is the one where they're claiming it was originally used by some Austrian calvary regiment long before WWII.

yes, maybe.

by that measure, the swastika is an acceptable tattoo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)

Only if you mirror it...

Posted by: The Hindus at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

283 by that measure, the swastika is an acceptable tattoo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)

You think they wouldn't defend that too? Of course they would.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (U6Usv)

284 They're gonna ride him all the way into the mountain...

Barney Frank: WHOOP WHOOP, PULL UP WHOOP WHOOP, PULL UP!!!

Today's Dems: Naaaaahhhhhh. It'll be fine.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)

285

A driver plowed into people in the center of the German city of Leipzig on Monday, leaving two people dead, authorities said.

The city's fire service director, Axel Schuh, said that another two people were seriously injured and taken to hospitals. He said that about 20 additional people were “affected,” without offering details.

Much about the incident remained unclear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (Cqx++)

286 261 Someone vandalized my church building late last week. They smashed lights, sprayed fire extinguishers, trashed the nursery, and spray-painted vulgar phrases everywhere.

We had to meet in a different building on Sunday.

Very upsetting.
Posted by: bonhomme at

I am so sorry. It’s hard to pray for people who would do such a thing, yet they are the ones in need of Jesus the most.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (Wmg4n)

287 Second, the goal is not truth or to convince, its to conquer, to destroy. They are trying to bring down the culture and replace it, and to them it doesn't matter how you do it, only the end goal matters. It is so noble and heroic that it sanctifies any method they use.

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"Viva La Revolución, Comrades!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (JqXxE)

288 278 My favorite defense of wearing a Nazi tattoo is the one where they're claiming it was originally used by some Austrian calvary regiment long before WWII.

yes, maybe.

by that measure, the swastika is an acceptable tattoo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (MtSIY)

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"I'm just a dedicated Buddhist."
-guy with Nazi paraphernalia all over his house

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (Y2NSe)

289 284 They're gonna ride him all the way into the mountain...

Barney Frank: WHOOP WHOOP, PULL UP WHOOP WHOOP, PULL UP!!!

Today's Dems: Naaaaahhhhhh. It'll be fine.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)

That's so Brokeback...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

290
They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas

__________

The Reverend Jim Talarico Jones

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (HdYcL)

291 The left in America today is made of people operating at various levels of insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (aZm/F)

292 They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas, just pave the way forward for the further blackening of the Democrat Party at the highest levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (Y2NSe)

But with the recent SCOTUS decision, that's a sure-loser too.

But when 90% of your most reliable voters (who make up like half of your party) demands you do something...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (iNUL3)

293 They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas, just pave the way forward for the further blackening of the Democrat Party at the highest levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (Y2NSe)

What still gripes me about Beto is that I knew a couple (supposedly) Republican middle aged women who said they were voting for Beto because he was just so dreamy, and because Ted Cruz was a big meany.

Beto reminded them of the skater dude back in college that they always had a crush on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (rGqqI)

294 Grok, is the Catholic Church losing parishioners ?

"the Catholic Church is losing parishioners, with approximately 300,000 to 350,000 people leaving annually in the U.S. Only about 17% of U.S. Catholics attend Mass weekly, indicating a significant decline in participation"

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)

295 How did this guy become a US citizen? Don't you at least have to be a legal resident to even begin to qualify for naturalization?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (xAP/Y)

296 Very upsetting.
Posted by: bonhomme

That's terrible. I am so sorry.
Are cops looking into it?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (re0Ak)

297 Barney Frank: WHOOP WHOOP, PULL UP WHOOP WHOOP, PULL UP!!!

Today's Dems: Naaaaahhhhhh. It'll be fine.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)

That's so Brokeback...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

I didn't know Frank had radalt...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (iNUL3)

298 Are people who cross our borders illegally, take medical care from ERs without any thought of payment, and steal identities also lawbreakers?
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Blessed are the lawbreakers, and woe to he who hath denied even the smallest copper of welfare entitlements to the least of these.
- 2 Leo, New(er) Testament

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (Dv3i1)

299 They're gonna ride him all the way into the mountain

Consider their track record.
-They got a DA elected who said on tape that he wanted to kill a man and his entire family for disagreeing with him politically.
-They got a governor elected who said that she hated the state she now governs.
-They got a former Klan leader considered the "conscience of the Senate"
-They got a racist child molester into the presidency.
-They got a man who murdered his date and hid in a bar called the "Lion of the Senate"

And that's just a few highlights of the DNC

Why would they NOT try elect a Nazi to the Democrat Party in the Senate?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (uEYKS)

300 Well, he will always have Africa...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)

301 Even the Pope wants to pad his vote count with illegals. Goodbye Catholic church!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (wBaIH)

302 OT:

The state of Washington just learned a $100M lesson: You can’t tax people who have private jets to leave.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

303 Lord Jesus Christ, please open the Pope's heart to the wisdom of the Holy Spirit.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (5FXLr)

304 293 They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas, just pave the way forward for the further blackening of the Democrat Party at the highest levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (Y2NSe)

What still gripes me about Beto is that I knew a couple (supposedly) Republican middle aged women who said they were voting for Beto because he was just so dreamy, and because Ted Cruz was a big meany.

Beto reminded them of the skater dude back in college that they always had a crush on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (rGqqI)

Harding became president because women thought he was handsome...
Kumala didn't become president, despite her rather impressive oration skills...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

305 220 I respect everyone’s religious beliefs

Except for the Methodists, right? Right?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2026

As long as they are honest in their convictions. 😊

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (Wmg4n)

306
Only about 17% of U.S. Catholics attend Mass weekly

___________

And when they do, they likely take Communion. Like they shouldn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (HdYcL)

307 When did the "bishop" become formerly undocumented. He is still an criminal illegal invader.... and most likely a homosexual pederast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (xvV+O)

308 292 But with the recent SCOTUS decision, that's a sure-loser too.

But when 90% of your most reliable voters (who make up like half of your party) demands you do something...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (iNUL3)

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Yes, that's the math.

The Democrat Party actively purged the white working class, making the only loyal demo left, black voters (especially women) with an outsized voice.

White, Manhattan progressives like Ezra Klein are going to find every excuse to support any black candidate who comes along no matter if they shit on his affluence agenda. Because party.

And they'll never waver, even if the ceding of electoral power to black women turns out to be a huge loser on the national stage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

309 "Probably both places, and it seems to me this Pope is struggling mightily with being human - it’s manifesting in “ no one is going to tell me what to do”.

Agreed. The Pope likely is thinking as men think, not as God thinks.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (DgMqy)

310 What still gripes me about Beto is that I knew a couple (supposedly) Republican middle aged women who said they were voting for Beto because he was just so dreamy, and because Ted Cruz was a big meany.

Beto reminded them of the skater dude back in college that they always had a crush on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (rGqqI)

The same dumb bitches who gave us George P Bush as Land Commissioner.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (gHfAU)

311 There is so much more wrong with Platner than his tattoo but if that's what gets him to lose so be it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (kxLc1)

312 Pope Leo's pick to be bishop of West Virginia is a formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.

Was it a Buick?
Posted by: Rex B

Packard

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (TezPK)

313 Harding became president because women thought he was handsome...
Kumala didn't become president, despite her rather impressive oration skills...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

You misspelled 'oral.'
- Willie B, slingin' that D.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (iNUL3)

314 One of my favorite recent images is Buttgag telling a Texas crowd that we should get rid of the electoral college, a move that would have given us Donald Trump as president of the United States in 2024. Oh wait.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (uEYKS)

315 "I'm just a dedicated Buddhist."
-guy with Nazi paraphernalia all over his house
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He's only mostly a Nazi.

The Dems are (claiming) to just vote for the little part that isn't a Nazi.

Secret: They're voting for the Nazi parts as well

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (MtSIY)

316 293 What still gripes me about Beto is that I knew a couple (supposedly) Republican middle aged women who said they were voting for Beto because he was just so dreamy, and because Ted Cruz was a big meany.

Beto reminded them of the skater dude back in college that they always had a crush on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM (rGqqI)

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And he milked them for 3 elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

317 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 12:57 PM (2sfNr)

My mother was 'active' at the church here. A shrinking church population. The priest would join the group for coffee after Mass.

They onky heard about the bishop for cash grabs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)

318 261 Someone vandalized my church building late last week. They smashed lights, sprayed fire extinguishers, trashed the nursery, and spray-painted vulgar phrases everywhere.

We had to meet in a different building on Sunday.

Very upsetting.
Posted by: bonhomme at

Reach out to Dept Homeland Security. Believe it or not, they have active educational seminars on how houses of worship need to protect themselves - from vandalism up to mass shootings. I attended one or two a couple of years ago. It is worth exploring.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (N39Ws)

319 Rubio's getting a Pope hat?

Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

320 303 Lord Jesus Christ, please open the Pope's heart to the wisdom of the Holy Spirit.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (5FXLr)

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I give you credit for living your faith concerning this issue. I need lots of work.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (aZm/F)

321 309 "Probably both places, and it seems to me this Pope is struggling mightily with being human - it’s manifesting in “ no one is going to tell me what to do”.

Agreed. The Pope likely is thinking as men think, not as God thinks.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (DgMqy)

I assume he wasn't speaking ex-cathedra...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

322 10 Something something “ this turbulent priest”.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2026 12:18 PM (Gqar

If Trump were to say that it would be the ultimate troll, for those knowledgeable enough to catch the reference, of course

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (BJ4Tw)

323 319 Rubio's getting a Pope hat?
Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

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HA! Some of my favorite memes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:10 PM (aZm/F)

324 Same assholes who forced out Benedict still have the wheel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

Nothing to add.
Just needed repeating

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 04, 2026 01:11 PM (zafwz)

325 311 There is so much more wrong with Platner than his tattoo but if that's what gets him to lose so be it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (kxLc1)

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It's rare to get such a perfect symbol and visual to use against a candidate in politics.

Words? Whatever.

An offensive tattoo? Damn...right on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:11 PM (Y2NSe)

326 There is so much more wrong with Platner than his tattoo but if that's what gets him to lose so be it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (kxLc1)

Yeah. Like he's an actual Nazi.

The tattoo is just a permanent, visible symbol of his political beliefs - beliefs to which he cleaves so strongly that he's gotten a symbol of those beliefs permanently inked onto his chest, near his heart.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:11 PM (iNUL3)

327 But with the recent SCOTUS decision, that's a sure-loser too.

But when 90% of your most reliable voters (who make up like half of your party) demands you do something...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:06 PM (iNUL3)

What I have suspected for some time, and am now sure of, is that because of the complete lack of any real leadership in the Dem Party (with all the 80 and 90 years olds slowly fading away) what's happened is the radical online groups have taken over, at least enough to swing primary elections. The most radical shit-posters and shit-talkers are the biggest winners, and their supporters are completely divorced from even the thought of any real world consequences.

It's much like the woman in Minnesota who was shocked that law enforcement was using real bullets. Everything to them is just one big LARP, and they think that if things go real bad they get to just hit reset and play again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:11 PM (rGqqI)

328 The same dumb bitches who gave us George P Bush as Land Commissioner.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (gHfAU)

He did a good job as Land Commissioner imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (kxLc1)

329 > Are cops looking into it?

I believe so. We recently started taking security more seriously. On Sunday we have guys in the lobbies working as greeters and as watchers. I'm one of them. We're not armed security like some churches have, but it's something.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (mkw2N)

330 what AOP said @ 64

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (VyBeY)

331 I assume he wasn't speaking ex-cathedra...

Appointment choices aren't doctrinal.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (DgMqy)

332 329 > Are cops looking into it?

I believe so. We recently started taking security more seriously. On Sunday we have guys in the lobbies working as greeters and as watchers. I'm one of them. We're not armed security like some churches have, but it's something.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (mkw2N)

I know local synagogues around here with armed guards...they need it. We had that synagogue shooting in Poway a few years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

333 They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas, just pave the way forward for the further blackening of the Democrat Party at the highest levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:04 PM (Y2NSe)

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The Dem operatives & billionaires will conclude that they just weren't left-wing enough -- and The Party needs to find even more radical psychopaths to run in the next cycle.

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:13 PM (JqXxE)

334 I appreciate you guys.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:13 PM (mkw2N)

335 331 I assume he wasn't speaking ex-cathedra...

Appointment choices aren't doctrinal.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (DgMqy)

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If a pope said something ex-cathedra, it'd be real news.

It last happened by Pope Pius XII on November 1, 1950

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:13 PM (Y2NSe)

336 But with the recent SCOTUS decision, that's a sure-loser too.

But when 90% of your most reliable voters (who make up like half of your party) demands you do something...
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Politico (or someone) claims to have run the numbers, and if every state aggressively redistricts, Rs will have something like 270 seats in the House.

Of course, it had states like WI and MN looking red like Alabama ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (MtSIY)

337 I believe so. We recently started taking security more seriously. On Sunday we have guys in the lobbies working as greeters and as watchers. I'm one of them. We're not armed security like some churches have, but it's something.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (mkw2N)

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Lots of churches in Texas have armed security and take it very seriously. I wish the Catholic church would do the same.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (aZm/F)

338 It's much like the woman in Minnesota who was shocked that law enforcement was using real bullets. Everything to them is just one big LARP, and they think that if things go real bad they get to just hit reset and play again.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Game Over!

Please deposit another soul to continue.

~Stan

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (TezPK)

339 He did a good job as Land Commissioner imo.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (kxLc1)

He was incompetent, which is one of the reasons he got trounced when he ran for AG.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (gHfAU)

340 336 Of course, it had states like WI and MN looking red like Alabama ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (MtSIY)

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WI's state legislature is majority Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (Y2NSe)

341 And he milked them for 3 elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

That image makes me shudder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (rGqqI)

342 One of the largest illegal immigrant resettlement agencies is HIAS (Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society). 64% of their revenue in 2023 alone (about $57 million) was from the US government.

You won’t ever here that on this site because they are Jewish, not Christian and it wouldn’t provide a chance to dump on them.

Posted by: That Guy at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (Kkd7+)

343 303 Lord Jesus Christ, please open the Pope's heart to the wisdom of the Holy Spirit.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (5FXLr)

Neat comment number!

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (U6Usv)

344 Sorry, there a swastikas on the ruins of Troy, and even on American-Indian artifacts, but the Nazis ruined it for all time.

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

345 I don't know how Baptists handle this, but I don't think James Talarico is officially ordained. He went to seminary and served as a youth pastor but he spent most of his career either as a school teacher or a politician.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (2sfNr)

346 > I know local synagogues around here with armed guards...they need it. We had that synagogue shooting in Poway a few years ago.

LDS church official handbook says we're not supposed to be armed at church. Local leadership won't sanction any sort of armed security. I ignore that handbook guideline and I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (mkw2N)

347 He should have gone with Pope Prius I

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (U6Usv)

348 Posted by: That Guy at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (Kkd7+)

You're just repeating shit you were told with no clue how accurate or in what context. Typical retard.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (kxLc1)

349 Appointment choices aren't doctrinal.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (DgMqy)

No, but they are indicative of where the Pope is steering the Church.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (iNUL3)

350 He did a good job as Land Commissioner imo.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:12 PM (kxLc1)

What does a Land Commissioner do except visit barbecue joints within a 50 or 60 mile radius of Austin?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (rGqqI)

351 343 303 Lord Jesus Christ, please open the Pope's heart to the wisdom of the Holy Spirit.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (5FXLr)

Neat comment number!

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (U6Usv)

The HTTP 303 status code, also known as "See Other," indicates that the server is redirecting the client to a different URL using a GET request, typically after a POST request to prevent resubmission of form data. This is not an error itself but a redirection message that helps manage user actions on the web.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

352 LDS church official handbook says we're not supposed to be armed at church. Local leadership won't sanction any sort of armed security. I ignore that handbook guideline and I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (mkw2N)

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Well done. Let's hope that your fellow believers don't have the opportunity to thank you.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:17 PM (aZm/F)

353
Deport him to Vatican City. Let him do his bishopin' from there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 04, 2026 01:17 PM (xG4kz)

354 I hope the pope reads the comments on his X account.
People need to also post things that the Left is doing like transing kids and teaching the propaganda starting in kindergarten.

The pope needs his eyes open to how evil the Democrat party is.

https://x.com/Pontifex

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2026 01:17 PM (NpAcC)

355 >Correct, hypocrisy means nothing to the left. Firstly, they have no integrity or honor to be offended or have shame about.
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Orwell mentioned 'doublethink'.

https://tinyurl.com/84w4nvnh

goes to wiki

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2026 01:17 PM (ZxPkt)

356 Yes, that's the math.

The Democrat Party actively purged the white working class, making the only loyal demo left, black voters (especially women) with an outsized voice.

White, Manhattan progressives like Ezra Klein are going to find every excuse to support any black candidate who comes along no matter if they shit on his affluence agenda. Because party.

And they'll never waver, even if the ceding of electoral power to black women turns out to be a huge loser on the national stage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

It’s also worth remembering that they also are the party of the urban elite. They firmly reject the blue collar types in favor of the white collar “educated” ones. (I’m not using a Marxist phrase like “working class”; even hyper-evil rich people like Elon Musk work.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:17 PM (gHfAU)

357 The HTTP 303 status code, also known as "See Other," indicates that the server is redirecting the client to a different URL using a GET request, typically after a POST request to prevent resubmission of form data. This is not an error itself but a redirection message that helps manage user actions on the web.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (ynpvh)
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We caught them and we shot them according to Rule Three Oh Three!

Posted by: Harry "Breaker" Morant at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (xvhJH)

358 Organized religion leaves a lot to be desired. Certainly in this case. For decades this has been more of a political position inside the church than a leadership one.

I'm sure some will disagree. *shrugs*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2026 12:25 PM (jehhT)

All organizations are run by people, and have the issues that people bring with them, as in seeking power and forgetting the mission of the organization. The only thing new is the name of the pressure group.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (8avO+)

359 The Dems are (claiming) to just vote for the little part that isn't a Nazi.
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Funny how they're allowed to do that.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (U6Usv)

360 300 Well, he will always have Africa...
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2026 01:07 PM

Except Evangelicals are growing at a faster rate. That is, of course a big brush with which to paint.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (OoFl2)

361 The Borgias to Pope Leo: "Whoa, dude...."

That said, this former Episcopalian feels our Catholic brethren's pain.

Posted by: Beverly at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (reMys)

362
The same dumb bitches who gave us George P Bush as Land Commissioner.
Posted by: Cow Demon

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How is George P holding up anyway? (gonna be willowed but whatevs)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (n7rxJ)

363 Oh hey, Cole Allen has been removed from suicide watch.

Would be an ironic shame if he managed to hang himself in his cell when the cameras mysteriously glitch out and there is a guard change at the same time...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (bss/y)

364 345 I don't know how Baptists handle this, but I don't think James Talarico is officially ordained. He went to seminary and served as a youth pastor but he spent most of his career either as a school teacher or a politician.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (2sfNr)


From the Wiki stub:

While serving in the Texas House, Talarico earned his Master of Divinity at Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (rGqqI)

365 I know local synagogues around here with armed guards...they need it. We had that synagogue shooting in Poway a few years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

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I often go to the local rural high school track to do some running on Sundays. They have some Christian congregation using their facilities and holding services ("WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT -- REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!") -- and they've had voluntary armed security patrolling the perimeter ever since that 2017 Sutherland Springs Church Shooting, TX.

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (JqXxE)

366 Pontifex Maximus was the position that Octavian and Marc Antony gave to Lepidus when they kicked him out of the Second Triumvirate.

Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)

367 No, but they are indicative of where the Pope is steering the Church.

Well, maybe... the Pope may be pushing leftist politics, but "steering the church" ain't as easy as all that.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (DgMqy)

368 Oh hey, Cole Allen has been removed from suicide watch.

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His lawyers argued it was cruel and inhumane punishment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (aZm/F)

369 352 LDS church official handbook says we're not supposed to be armed at church. Local leadership won't sanction any sort of armed security. I ignore that handbook guideline and I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:16 PM (mkw2N)

I see that the same way I see the sign at Wal-Mart that reads “Kindly refrain from carrying openly”. I don’t care where you are, evil exists, and “Evil Has No Boundaries” is not just a Slayer song. It’s a fact of life. Praise The Lord and Pass the Ammunition. You (sadly) just might need it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:20 PM (gHfAU)

370 He was incompetent, which is one of the reasons he got trounced when he ran for AG.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (gHfAU)

Incompetent how. By finally digitizing the oil and gas lease system? Or his handling Harvey?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:20 PM (kxLc1)

371 Cole Allen Didn't Kill HImself!

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:21 PM (JqXxE)

372 >I ignore that handbook guideline and I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one.
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check your state's law

In Colorado, if an establishment posts 'no guns allowed on premises', that has the force of law behind it.

you could find your self in a jam.

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2026 01:21 PM (ZxPkt)

373 @232

The Republican Guard's Taregh patrol boats were relatively new to its fleet when I was flying on them during Operation Earnest Will in '87.

They've been upgraded a few times since then with more lethal, longer-range armament.

Still easy to take out, though, if need be.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 04, 2026 01:21 PM (Y1sOo)

374 367 No, but they are indicative of where the Pope is steering the Church.

Well, maybe... the Pope may be pushing leftist politics, but "steering the church" ain't as easy as all that.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (DgMqy)

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10 years of Francis ended with the American Catholic Church veering to the right in 2024.

The 48-50ish percent that typically voted Republican suddenly became 56%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:21 PM (Y2NSe)

375 Oh hey, Cole Allen has been removed from suicide watch.

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His lawyers argued it was cruel and inhumane punishment.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Just wait until he get's a load of me.

Posted by: Hillary, aka The Joker at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (TezPK)

376 345 I don't know how Baptists handle this, but I don't think James Talarico is officially ordained. He went to seminary and served as a youth pastor but he spent most of his career either as a school teacher or a politician.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (2sfNr)

He's not baptist, but PCUSA. Sadly, the Southern Baptist convention wants to join the other mainline protestants in apostasy as fast as they can, so I suppose it doesn't really make a difference his denomination. He is still in apostasy.

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (wLjpr)

377 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (rGqqI

Yes; I knew that. Going to seminary does not mean you are ordained or officially called with laying on of hands.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (2sfNr)

378
Lots of churches in Texas have armed security and take it very seriously. I wish the Catholic church would do the same.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026

We have the state police provide security. They are in parking lots, and in our Church.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (OoFl2)

379 How is George P holding up anyway? (gonna be willowed but whatevs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (n7rxJ)

Haven’t heard from him since getting beat 68-32 by Paxton in the 2022 primary.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (gHfAU)

380 373 @232

The Republican Guard's Taregh patrol boats were relatively new to its fleet when I was flying on them during Operation Earnest Will in '87.

They've been upgraded a few times since then with more lethal, longer-range armament.

Still easy to take out, though, if need be.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 04, 2026 01:21 PM (Y1sOo)

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I wonder if the American naval and air force resources in the region made efforts at eliminating them when they had air dominance over Iran for 5 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (Y2NSe)

381
White, Manhattan progressives like Ezra Klein are going to find every excuse to support any black candidate who comes along no matter if they shit on his affluence agenda. Because party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Ezra Klein has let go of the notion that "government does it better." Too much counter evidence. I hope I live long enough to see him embittered by the outcome of DEI.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

382
We have the state police provide security. They are in parking lots, and in our Church.
Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (OoFl2)

Too visible. The most effective deterrence is hidden.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:23 PM (gHfAU)

383 381
Ezra Klein has let go of the notion that "government does it better." Too much counter evidence. I hope I live long enough to see him embittered by the outcome of DEI.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

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He will be 78 years old, in hospice, and then he'll put out a statement saying, "Obama wasn't the best president ever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:23 PM (Y2NSe)

384 Pontifex Maximus was the position that Octavian and Marc Antony gave to Lepidus when they kicked him out of the Second Triumvirate.
Posted by: Bulg at May 04, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ)
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And was happy to survive a civil war and sacrifice cows to my heart's content!

Posted by: M. Aemilius Lepidus at May 04, 2026 01:23 PM (xvhJH)

385 The judge apologized to Allen for his cell condition. Wonder if the judge apologized to 1/6 people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (gu0hJ)

386 Lots of churches in Texas have armed security and take it very seriously. I wish the Catholic church would do the same.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:14 PM (aZm/F)

Agree 100%. I'm sitting in the rear of the church just in case things get sporty. Including disturbances from the drug addled homeless.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (N39Ws)

387 In Colorado, if an establishment posts 'no guns allowed on premises', that has the force of law behind it.

you could find your self in a jam.
Posted by: Don Black

Just another reason to leave, as I already did. Calirado is sinking fast.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (TezPK)

388 > In Colorado, if an establishment posts 'no guns allowed on premises', that has the force of law behind it.

There are no signs.

Here's the quote from the handbook:
Firearms and other lethal weapons are not allowed on Church property. This includes concealed weapons. This does not apply to current law enforcement officers.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (mkw2N)

389
Haven’t heard from him since getting beat 68-32 by Paxton in the 2022 primary.
Posted by: Cow Demon

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He seems to me more like someone who was supported by good ol' boys from the machine than swooning ladies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (n7rxJ)

390 Thanks. I don't know where I got the idea he was Baptist and yes the PSUSA is very leftist. There is a more Consetvative Presbyterian group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (2sfNr)

391 lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (VyBeY)

392 off sock

Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

393 Has that troublesome priest been deported yet?
I expect it will be soon rather than later.

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (DKJPJ)

394
He's not baptist, but PCUSA. Sadly, the Southern Baptist convention wants to join the other mainline protestants in apostasy as fast as they can, so I suppose it doesn't really make a difference his denomination. He is still in apostasy.
Posted by: moki at

Modern Southern Baptists are pretty autonomous by Church.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (OoFl2)

395 What no trailer jokes?

Wise guys must be at lunch.

Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (FhXTo)

396 385 The judge apologized to Allen for his cell condition. Wonder if the judge apologized to 1/6 people
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (gu0hJ)

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WTAF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (aZm/F)

397 Deace is an idiot. "Sympathetic case" is for 9-yr old girls (now, effectively, 80% of the US population). And entering illegally after removal is a FELONY.

This pope is just as illiterate, and pernicious, as the last one, and seems a bit dumber, which is amazing.

Sad that Rubio's gonna kiss the ring. So much blood and disaster on that institution's hands, the sort of the administration is trying to end.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (U/Byj)

398 To misquote our last presidential president - "Pope Bob, tear down this wall!"

Posted by: human at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (Vu7A1)

399 George P got trounced in good part because his last name is Bush

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (gu0hJ)

400 I wonder if the American naval and air force resources in the region made efforts at eliminating them when they had air dominance over Iran for 5 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:22 PM (Y2NSe)

Everything I've read leads me to believe that the US Command didn't take them seriously, which I think has proven to be a mistake. On the other hand, it's been estimated that Iran may have 3,000 of these, and while in harbor they are virtually indistinguishable from civilian boats.

Now me, I would have ordered every dock and port facility in the straits completely destroyed no matter what it looked like it was, but that didn't happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (rGqqI)

401 Incompetent how. By finally digitizing the oil and gas lease system? Or his handling Harvey?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 04, 2026 01:20 PM (kxLc1)

The Land office was a hideous mess when he left. So much so that it played into his getting beat 68-32 by Paxton in 2022. If he was this great organizational genius, you’d think it would be closer.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (gHfAU)

402 399 George P got trounced in good part because his last name is Bush

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (gu0hJ)

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Prediction:

The next governor of Texas will be closer to Ken Paxton than John Cornyn ideologically and tempermentally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (Y2NSe)

403 here is a more Consetvative Presbyterian group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (2sfNr)

Presbyterian Church of America - we just joined one in our town. Solid scripture, and you gotta know your church history. But they have doughnuts with their six am catechism class!!!

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (wLjpr)

404 Early stages, but looks like we're getting what I hoped for in the Strait.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (U/Byj)

405 The priests are all shockingly based (young guys less than a decade out of seminary, the African one in particular is based, who all take the mass much more seriously than the older ones they replaced) who stay away from politics and focus on the individual soul's obligations to God.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (Y2NSe)

Our parish is so blessed to have a based young priest.
We have Novus Ordo masses, but it is reverent; many of the responses are sung. Old traditions, like blessings during certain saint feast days, are joyfully observed. Confession is offered 3x/week (prior to him it was 1x/week)

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (re0Ak)

406 The tattoo is just a permanent, visible symbol of his political beliefs - beliefs to which he cleaves so strongly that he's gotten a symbol of those beliefs permanently inked onto his chest, near his heart.

"just like that evil white supremacist tattoo that Hegseth got on his chest!!!!"
--insane lefties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (uEYKS)

407 We caught them and we shot them according to Rule Three Oh Three!
Posted by: Harry "Breaker" Morant at May 04, 2026 01:18 PM (xvhJH)


Thus redirecting the user actions to another place, preventing repetition of the error.


Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)

408 399 George P got trounced in good part because his last name is Bush
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (gu0hJ)

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And I respect every voter trying to kill the Bush legacy/dynasty/oligarchy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (aZm/F)

409 I despise this pope, worse than Francis. Leo openly shielded pedos in Peru. Tells you a lot about the Vatican

Posted by: night lifted at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (kJmLc)

410 Now me, I would have ordered every dock and port facility in the straits completely destroyed no matter what it looked like it was, but that didn't happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo

If it floats, make sure it doesn't.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (TezPK)

411 374
10 years of Francis ended with the American Catholic Church veering to the right in 2024.

The 48-50ish percent that typically voted Republican suddenly became 56%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:21 PM (Y2NSe)

So they elect an American pope who is also a lefty to fix that. (btw - I am a practicing Catholic). The Catholic Church - as a human institution - is destroying itself. I hope people can separate their Catholic faith from the shenanigans of Rome.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (N39Ws)

412
He will be 78 years old, in hospice, and then he'll put out a statement saying, "Obama wasn't the best president ever."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Like Barney Frank. But I hope his whole socialist slop navel-deep "philosophy" fails and sends him into obscurity and disfavor long before he hits hospice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (n7rxJ)

413 400 Everything I've read leads me to believe that the US Command didn't take them seriously, which I think has proven to be a mistake. On the other hand, it's been estimated that Iran may have 3,000 of these, and while in harbor they are virtually indistinguishable from civilian boats.

Now me, I would have ordered every dock and port facility in the straits completely destroyed no matter what it looked like it was, but that didn't happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (rGqqI)

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Weird how they didn't use them at all in the past 3 weeks when Iran was insisting that they controlled the strait and sent out small boats with small arms to fire at Indian tankers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (Y2NSe)

414 For the 3rd time. No US vessel has been hit either by drone or missile. T

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (z2aPa)

415 399 George P got trounced in good part because his last name is Bush
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (gu0hJ)

That was my sense at the time. The election wasn't about George P personally, it was that the Bush Family had run Texas either directly or from behind the scenes for over 20 years, and most Texans had grown sick of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (rGqqI)

416 US hit lots of FACs during first phase of the festivities. Grainy video thereof released several different times.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (U/Byj)

417 who stay away from politics and focus on the individual soul's obligations to God.

I'd rather they focused on the gospel and the Bible, but that's a failing of far too many churches in every denomination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (uEYKS)

418
Too visible. The most effective deterrence is hidden.


Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026

Maybe, but knock on wood, no issues to note. They also direct traffic. Otherwise it would be very, very bad out there and take 190 years to get out of the parking lot.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (OoFl2)

419 399 George P got trounced in good part because his last name is Bush
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:26 PM (gu0hJ)

Part of it. Also, his handling of the Land Office.

Besides, it is worth remembering he was musing to himself what was the easiest way to weasel his way into TX politics. Eventually he decided on Land Commissioner. His goal was to work his way up from there to the governor’s office. Didn’t happen.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (gHfAU)

420 Have they pulled the "its just a tattoo get over it" move yet?

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (U6Usv)

421 Trump needs to AT LEAST deport this asshole if not hang him. And we probably should bomb the vatican while we are at it. The pope and the jesuits have sided with islam and communism. They are enemies that need to be destroyed.

Posted by: JoshO at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (xL2KH)

422 400 comments, and no couch burning? It's West By God Virginia!

Sheesh

Posted by: man at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (XuXeR)

423 411 So they elect an American pope who is also a lefty to fix that. (btw - I am a practicing Catholic). The Catholic Church - as a human institution - is destroying itself. I hope people can separate their Catholic faith from the shenanigans of Rome.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (N39Ws)

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The Catholic Church survived much worse. It will survive Leo.

We are in a transition period, and what comes afterwards will be better than what we have now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (Y2NSe)

424 "396 385 The judge apologized to Allen for his cell condition. Wonder if the judge apologized to 1/6 people
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (gu0hJ)

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WTAF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (aZm/F) "

dc judge, so probably someone who is disappointed that their guy failed (again)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (VyBeY)

425 Those Iranian boats could self combust at dockside.

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (DKJPJ)

426 410 Now me, I would have ordered every dock and port facility in the straits completely destroyed no matter what it looked like it was, but that didn't happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo

If it floats, make sure it doesn't.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (TezPK)

USS Idaho submarine Chief of Boat would like to enter the chat. "We are in the business of making coral reefs. We sink boats, cut throats. There are only two types of ships in the ocean: targets and submarines. We are the scariest thing in the ocean since the Cretaceous period"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (N39Ws)

427 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 04, 2026 01:29 PM (NcvvS)

428 23 Should have tried for a trifecta - illegal gay or transgender pedophile.

Reach across those aisles...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 04, 2026 12:22 PM (Sco7b)

He did or course meet with 40 trannies, special luncheon for them.

Posted by: night lifted at May 04, 2026 01:30 PM (kJmLc)

429 The Catholic Church - as a human institution - is destroying itself. I hope people can separate their Catholic faith from the shenanigans of Rome.

I wonder if the only way to save it is to just shut Rome out entirely and eliminate the entire top down hierarchy of power thing. I mean, how well has it served the denomination, let alone Christianity for centuries now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:30 PM (uEYKS)

430
focus on the individual soul's obligations to God.

___________

About half the congregation would be shocked by what they'd have to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2026 01:30 PM (HdYcL)

431
Modern Southern Baptists are pretty autonomous by Church.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:25 PM (OoFl2)

There's been a push by David Platt to draw in churches under the SBC aegis for fund contribution. Church Reform Initiative has an interesting series of videos describing what has happened during his tenure with the Convention government. Plus a huge push for DEI that's seen in the Sunday School material (Lifeway publications.) It's why we left.

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 01:30 PM (wLjpr)

432 For the 3rd time. No US vessel has been hit either by drone or missile"

Where's the panic in that?

Posted by: man at May 04, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

433 Have they pulled the "its just a tattoo get over it" move yet?

Tough to do after the hair on fire freaking out over Hegseth's Jerusalem Cross

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (uEYKS)

434 Weird how they didn't use them at all in the past 3 weeks when Iran was insisting that they controlled the strait and sent out small boats with small arms to fire at Indian tankers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (Y2NSe)


The inscrutable Persian mind is too clever for us.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (iERP6)

435 He seems to me more like someone who was supported by good ol' boys from the machine than swooning ladies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 04, 2026 01:24 PM (n7rxJ)

Both. Lots of women in Republican circles were swooning over him. “HE’S CUTE!!!” was an important factor. As was the insider crowd.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (gHfAU)

436 434
The inscrutable Persian mind is too clever for us.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (iERP6)

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But...IRGC are Arabs...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (Y2NSe)

437
Be fair now, Obama was the best gay president.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2026 01:32 PM (rEIR1)

438 437
Be fair now, Obama was the best gay president.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2026 01:32 PM (rEIR1)

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Buchanan was better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:32 PM (Y2NSe)

439 The Catholic Church survived much worse. It will survive Leo.
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Alexander VI was allegedly chased around the room by seven devils while he was dying. Pretty spry, one would think.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2026 01:32 PM (xvhJH)

440 I appreciate you guys.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2026 01:13 PM (mkw2N)

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As you probably know, Las Vegas was a significant LDS city back in the 60s and 70s when I was growing up there (enjoyed many of the city & school leadership positions).

Virtually all of my high school friend were LDS, and they were always (lovingly) trying to convert me -- especially the babes! -- and I remain close to a handful to this day (all rock-ribbed patriotic conservatives; for the past four years we've gotten together in Provo to watch a BYU football game -- No More Scenic and Gorgeous Venue)!

Anywho, (sans individuals like Harry Reid, Mitt Romney, Jeff Flake, etl. al., I have tremendous respect for those of the LDS faith (even if the church leadership appears to have gone wobbly as regards #Woke).

Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:33 PM (JqXxE)

441 Tough to do after the hair on fire freaking out over Hegseth's Jerusalem Cross

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (uEYKS)

They'll find a way because that's "different"

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2026 01:33 PM (U6Usv)

442 USS Idaho was recently commissioned

big-time nuke submarine- torpedoes, missiles, all that stuff
their motto is 'sing boats, cut throats'

Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxPkt)

443
There's been a push by David Platt to draw in churches under the SBC aegis for fund contribution. Church Reform Initiative has an interesting series of videos describing what has happened during his tenure with the Convention government. Plus a huge push for DEI that's seen in the Sunday School material (Lifeway publications.) It's why we left.
Posted by: moki at May 04, 2026 01

None of this exists at my Church, and it’s a huge Church. It is also very clear we fall under the umbrella, but are autonomous with a capital a. Find a new Church home. They are out there. Praying for you.

Posted by: Piper at May 04, 2026 01:33 PM (Wmg4n)

444 Early stages, but looks like we're getting what I hoped for in the Strait.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (U/Byj)


The carrier groups are just the military side of things. The banking and diplomatic side are also hammering on the IRGC right now.

My prediction, delved out of my belly-button, is: Trump will start allowing the tankers that pay the Iranian bribe to sail, but will require the proceeds of the oil be funneled to an "Iranian state account" in a place like Qatar. Like Venezuela's forced agreement with the US the oil will be sold at market rates and the funds untouchable until the Iranians cry Uncle, and the ship owner will be recompensed out of that account for the bribe they paid to the IRGC to sail.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)

445 I'm going to ask:
What does West Virginia not being Hispanic got to do with ANYTHING in this story?

Who cares? Or are you saying the Pope should pick bishops based on racial/ethnic lines?

The real question is whether it was a political appointment to poke Trump in the eye or not. Because the selection of a bishop should have nothing to do with politics. (Also, yes, the Roman church has spent about 1,500 years choosing leaders based on politics. Doing that with the archbishopric of Mainz is part of what started Martin Luther's part of the Reformation.)

Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2026 01:34 PM (6pIoG)

446 Weird how they didn't use them at all in the past 3 weeks when Iran was insisting that they controlled the strait and sent out small boats with small arms to fire at Indian tankers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 01:28 PM (Y2NSe)


I am still waiting for the weaponized dolphins

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

447 Platner's going to start by losing badly.

They'll toss him, blame white men, and, combined with Talarico's loss in Texas, just pave the way forward for the further blackening of the Democrat Party at the highest levels.


A liberal outfit released data over the weekend that if every state went maximalist gerrymander the Dems would have a large permanent minority in the House. Something like 2:1. Liberals who wanted to raise the alarm about that were being mass-blocked and called racist, and that wasn't even on BlueSky.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

448
Both. Lots of women in Republican circles were swooning over him. “HE’S CUTE!!!” was an important factor. As was the insider crowd.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 04, 2026 01:31 PM (gHfAU)

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I believe several analyses have confirmed that a significant number of women vote for the candidate with "the best hair."

Second look at revoking the 19th Amendment?

/runs away from stiletto-carrying 'ettes ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2026 01:36 PM (JqXxE)

449 nood

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2026 01:38 PM (rbvCR)

450 I'm going to say that the appointment of someone who "made good" after being a criminal would normally be a good move for the Roman Catholic church. Repentance, redemption... all of that is what the church is about*.

The problem is it absolutely looks like a political thumb in the eye over ILLEGAL immigration. Which SHOULD be against the church's doctrine, based on Matt 22:21, Eph 6:1, and Titus 3:1, to obey the authorities.

(* Or, should be, according to Scripture.)

Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2026 01:41 PM (6pIoG)

451 The tattoo is just a permanent, visible symbol of his political beliefs - beliefs to which he cleaves so strongly that he's gotten a symbol of those beliefs permanently inked onto his chest, near his heart.

"just like that evil white supremacist tattoo that Hegseth got on his chest!!!!"
--insane lefties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2026 01:27 PM (uEYKS)

You mean the one Jimmy Carter was buried under?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 04, 2026 01:43 PM (iNUL3)

452 I don't know how Baptists handle this, but I don't think James Talarico is officially ordained. He went to seminary and served as a youth pastor but he spent most of his career either as a school teacher or a politician.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2026 01:15 PM (2sfNr)

I don't either. But in the Lutheran Church, you are ordained at your first call. So, if he *served* as a youth pastor he was ordained when he was installed in that position - the way we do it.

Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2026 01:47 PM (6pIoG)

453 320 303 Lord Jesus Christ, please open the Pope's heart to the wisdom of the Holy Spirit.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 04, 2026 01:08 PM (5FXLr)
***
Thank you. Two things I am not is a hypocrite or blind. This is the only way I pray for Leo and barely think of him otherwise. Which I may find out is wrong. However, being a conservative Presbyterian all of my life except the last two months is to blame. I stand firmly in what the PCA taught me. They don't bend to secular woke desires.

The main reason I left a perfectly good PCA Presbyterian local church is the lack of traditional music. The awful praise music, leaving the history of great music behind. The casualness of people during sermons getting coffee. The same message of the sermon, from a good pastor, weekly.

Whatever you find, wherever you find worship in your heart of God and the Trinity, there is where you need to be. Music plays a huge part of my worship and a piano, violin and great voices are what I desire at 0830 Mass.

I simply found my best worship in a local and huge Catholic parish in a conservative state. What they do in Rome barely makes my news, thoughts or prayers. My soul is all I need to save.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 04, 2026 02:31 PM (WONhk)

454 20 18 As long as the Vatican is a walled city I can't take anything the Catholic church says about immigration seriously.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 04, 2026 12:20 PM (+9wcF)

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It's walled because of an Islamist invasion a few hundred years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 04, 2026 12:21 PM (Y2NSe)
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They have prayer Muslim rooms in the vatican

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 04, 2026 02:42 PM (nGraA)

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