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Daily Tech News 3 May 2026

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  • The CPanel exploit is being exploited as a ransomware attack that encrypts your entire website. (Bleeping Computer)

    Well, I dodged that one, at least.
    Numerous sources told BleepingComputer that hackers have been exploiting the cPanel flaw since Thursday to breach servers and deploy a Go-based Linux encryptor for the "Sorry" ransomware [VirusTotal].
    Thanks, CPanel.


  • The problem with my server yesterday was hardware, not software - an SSD failure. It's not dead but ZFS automatically disabled it due to errors, which broke all the sites hosted there.

    So I had backups from the previous day, and I now have backups from the moment it failed. If anyone lost anything important I can get it back.


Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: And I still am.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 04:30 AM (skLNB)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Barely remember Diviyls

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2026 04:33 AM (ohOaC)

5 I contacted our hosting company and they swear on their CEO's mother-in-law's life that all's taken care of re cPanel.

In other tech news, another farewell to digital freedom in Europe:

https://tinyurl.com/ykzya375

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 04:33 AM (skLNB)

6 w00t

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 04:34 AM (8rTNG)

7 The ONT has been informed

Posted by: SciVo at May 03, 2026 04:35 AM (Sy6m/)

8 In other tech news, another farewell to digital freedom in Europe:

https://tinyurl.com/ykzya375

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 04:33 AM (skLNB)
-

Not that I care anymore about Europe but our US tax dollars contributed to this communist censorship drive:

https://tinyurl.com/45rjb8fk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 04:38 AM (skLNB)

9 It's still nice outside... came back indoors to find ONT is no more!

Hi, Pixy! Glad you take care of us the blog so well!

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2026 04:40 AM (rdVOm)

10 Too bad I need sleep. Could accomplish so much more, if I could stay awake 24/7. Darn it!

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2026 04:41 AM (rdVOm)

11 I need a new GPS for my vehicle. I could use phone but can't see it, just have to go by spoken directions

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Don't remember that song, but sure now thst I played it YouTube will suggest ones I might

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)

13 10 Too bad I need sleep. Could accomplish so much more, if I could stay awake 24/7. Darn it!
Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2026 04:41 AM (rdVOm)

Haha! We're not 21 anymore....

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 04:50 AM (8rTNG)

14 Haha! We're not 21 anymore....
Posted by: m
---------

Howdy, m!

Yeah, no sh!t... those were the days, right? LOL!

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2026 04:57 AM (rdVOm)

15 https://youtu.be/GI46_zBGv1A

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2026 04:59 AM (rdVOm)

16 G'night, horde. Happy Sunday!

Posted by: JQ at May 03, 2026 05:01 AM (rdVOm)

17 Cool today again, barely 60

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

18
*flat, blaring nerd voive*

Hi, guys!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2026 05:06 AM (HdYcL)

19 I love the smell of fresh karma in the morning afternoon:

https://tinyurl.com/r3uabeyk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 05:07 AM (skLNB)

20 You won't have Spirit Airlines to be kicked around in anymore.

I hope you're all satisfied!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 05:11 AM (skLNB)

21 The official White House X account posted this. It's over an hour long but you can get the gist of it after 2 seconds:

https://tinyurl.com/548a2ewr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 05:21 AM (skLNB)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2026 05:22 AM (8iYDv)

23 Police officer spends an hour talking a man off bridge with prayer. From " NY Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2tfrjsmr


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 05:23 AM (2sfNr)

24 25 year old Dilbert tech support cartoon:

https://tinyurl.com/y2ccmdxw

Who here has actually done this?

/raises hand

/multiple times

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 05:26 AM (skLNB)

25 Police officer spends an hour talking a man off bridge with prayer. From " NY Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2tfrjsmr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 05:23 AM (2sfNr)
-

Nice. Death toll reduced.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 05:28 AM (skLNB)

26 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2026 05:35 AM (cOQG+)

27
The Waffle House of the Skies is no more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2026 05:40 AM (HdYcL)

28 Man from Australia sings powerful version of Christian singer Lauren Daigle's song, "You say"..

https://tinyurl.com/2fkvjv56

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 05:42 AM (Yl2Ob)

29 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2026 05:40 AM (HdYcL)

I e never been on Spirit Airlines, but it was a cheaper alternative for people flying and I don't think the Congress should be forbidding megers. of Hundreds of thousands of people were put out of work

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 05:46 AM (2sfNr)

30 David Suchet does a beautiful reading of a psalm- Psalm 98:

https://tinyurl.com/mtt3j3rs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 05:50 AM (2sfNr)

31 @24/Biden's Dog: "Who here has actually done this?"

I have, but only when I come to the conclusion that I'm dealing with a script reading monkey who is only ticking boxes before he'll hand me off to someone that can actually start diagnosing the problem from their end.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 05:50 AM (O7YUW)

32 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: I yam what I yam.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2026 06:07 AM (xvhJH)

33 Spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 06:14 AM (Ia/+0)

34 Watching some of the replay of the Falcon 9 launch from 03:00 EST thanks to Joyenz. (See comment # 18 in the ONT)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)

35 Evening and morning, Sunday toilers and early risers! It's the first Sunday of May, and we have an unheard-of 60 F. w/ 66% humidity and almost no wind. This is more like February in Da Swamp. Amazin'.

Also, last night I found out what has been fascinating Stirling recently. He's been hanging around my bedroom, near the nightstand, and I figured there's a gecko or a roach or something that's gotten in. Well. I moved the litter box in the process of scooping it out . . . and there was a dark gray mouse! It got past Stirling -- I don't think Dagny has noticed it -- and under my bathroom door. So now it's loose in the apartment (which it probably has been all along).

I hope Stirling catches it soon, and does NOT leave the corpse in one of my slippers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

36 @33/Skip: Okay, why do you call Spider Solitaire "evil", Skip?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)

37 You never have “a mouse”. You have mice.

Posted by: Accomack at May 03, 2026 06:21 AM (8jVAy)

38 You never have “a mouse”. You have mice.
Posted by: Accomack at May 03, 2026


***
True. Earlier this year I discovered a dead one in the compartment behind the A/C filter. That makes two.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

39 Its time consuming, thought had a easy game, all but 1 card uncovered, 3 deals left and still took over 500 moves

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 06:26 AM (Ia/+0)

40 Okay. Like the mouse, my workout motivation is hiding. But I think I can entice it out. Besides, this weather is too darn good to waste!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9)

41 Haha! We're not 21 anymore....
Posted by: m

I truly believe I'd be in a coma or deceased within a week if I tried to live like I did when I was 21.

Posted by: Biergood at May 03, 2026 06:37 AM (PwgSL)

42 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 05:50 AM (O7YUW)
-

Of course.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 06:44 AM (skLNB)

43 >>>Haha! We're not 21 anymore....
Posted by: m

I truly believe I'd be in a coma or deceased within a week if I tried to live like I did when I was 21.

Posted by: Biergood

>Nah. It just takes a couple more hours in the morning to wake up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 03, 2026 06:45 AM (Fbc0I)

44 Gotta text from my Mom yesterday. Apparently it snowed in Western PA, in May. It didn't stick and it wasn't much but still, snow, in May.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at May 03, 2026 06:49 AM (sAmhv)

45 23 Police officer spends an hour talking a man off bridge with prayer. From " NY Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2tfrjsmr


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 05:23 AM (2sfNr)


I remember last summer taking a bus across the tallest bridge in this city (the Aurora Bridge, 167 ft above the water), traffic was slow, and I saw a guy sitting on the fence with some emergency responders talking to him.

A while later I was taking the bus home, and was just in time to see him coming down and just sit on the ground with his back to the fence near one of the responders. To this day, I still remember the look on his face as he sat there - this odd combination of utterly deflated yet at peace. (I'm sure most of that was probably the adrenaline wearing off, but still...) I was so glad that I got to see that he'd chosen life.

Posted by: Bitblt at May 03, 2026 06:51 AM (11pZm)

46 60 today, 70s tomorrow, 80s Tuesday, back to high 5ps Thursday then 60s onward

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 06:53 AM (Ia/+0)

47 Tofu Dreg engineering?

The chief engineer behind the Three Gorges dam has been indicted by Chinese authorities.

In a remote part of China, a 50-year-old high pressure water steel pipe from a small dam failed catastrophically killing 4. This whole system had passed a safety inspection last year.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2026 06:53 AM (2GVsD)

48 31 @24/Biden's Dog: "Who here has actually done this?"

I have, but only when I come to the conclusion that I'm dealing with a script reading monkey who is only ticking boxes before he'll hand me off to someone that can actually start diagnosing the problem from their end.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 05:50 AM (O7YUW)

You will no doubt be familiar with the humorous Bastard Operator From Hell!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 06:53 AM (8rTNG)

49 In a remote part of China, a 50-year-old high pressure water steel pipe from a small dam failed catastrophically killing 4. This whole system had passed a safety inspection last year.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2026 06:53 AM (2GVsD)
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In this case I wonder if it was the fault of the engineer or the fault of the safety inspectors who gave the dam a passing grade.

Or some combination of both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 06:55 AM (gnNyN)

50 Snow expected on the peaks of Israel's Mt. Hermon, at the upper end of the Golan Height. The last time they saw snow there in early May was 15 years ago.

Temps already started dropping here in Jerusalem, with accompanying strong winds. Expected unseasonal low of 60F on Tuesday.

All bow down to The Prophet Al Gore.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 06:58 AM (skLNB)

51 Or the problem is officials incompetent, don't want to rock the boat andxshow higher officials are as incompetent as they are.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 07:00 AM (Ia/+0)

52 Age of the steel pipe, ham fisted corrosion removal, and failure of the inspectors is a safe bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2026 07:01 AM (2GVsD)

53 *points and laughs at Chinese officials*

"If the Three Gorges starts to fail it will be gradual starting with water leaks."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2026 07:03 AM (2GVsD)

54 Graduate then catastrophic

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 07:04 AM (Ia/+0)

55 We interrupt the Tech Thread with an important safety tip from the Sunday Morning Book Thread.

Kids,

Don't play with germs.

This official AoSHQ PSA has been brought to you by "Mount Dragon" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child.

We now return you to your regular Tech Thread shenanigans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 07:05 AM (gnNyN)

56 I got an email that has the subject line:

Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

and has, at the top of the email body:

Message blocked

and further down in the email body:

The response from the remote server was:
550 5.7.9 This mail has been blocked because the sender is unauthenticated.

I am not downloading the 804 bytes Mail Attachment.

I have hovered my cursor over the sole link in the email body and it looks ... o.k. but I really don't know.

Next step? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:07 AM (8rTNG)

57 Good morning Horde thx Pixy.
@56 delete it. It's probably a trojan horse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2026 07:09 AM (gu0hJ)

58 I'm finding some fixes online by searching for:

550 5.7.9 This mail has been blocked because the sender is unauthenticated.

but they are for techy people.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:10 AM (8rTNG)

59 There is so much spam flying around the internet. My guess is over 90% of email. Instead of filtering out the bad stuff you have to filter in the good stuff.

mornin yall.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2026 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

60 >>>"If the Three Gorges starts to fail it will be gradual starting with water leaks."

Posted by: Anna Puma

>A couple of dambuster bouncing bombs might aid in this situation. Let's see if the UK steps up their game.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 03, 2026 07:14 AM (Fbc0I)

61 I'm finding some fixes online by searching for:

550 5.7.9 This mail has been blocked because the sender is unauthenticated.

but they are for techy people.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:10 AM (8rTNG)
----
Delete it. If possible, report it to your local IT security folks if it's in your work-related inbox.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 07:14 AM (gnNyN)

62 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 03, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)

63 Dog kisses fireman who saved him from roof: Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/5x2jtanv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2026 07:16 AM (1Vo6X)

64 Thank you, everybody.

61 Delete it. If possible, report it to your local IT security folks if it's in your work-related inbox.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 07:14 AM (gnNyN)

I found it in my Junk box.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:17 AM (8rTNG)

65 The construction company use Chinesium metal instead of pricey high-grade steel.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 03, 2026 07:18 AM (qFwJc)

66 Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:07 AM (8rTNG

Delete it. If it's something actually important from someone you're actually connected with - they'll eventually call. Trash it immediately.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2026 07:18 AM (BI5O2)

67 Next step? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:07 AM (8rTNG)
-

There might be someone using your email address to spoof others and the rejected emails are returning to your inbox.

No matter what, just delete.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:19 AM (skLNB)

68 I found it in my Junk box.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:17 AM (8rTNG)
-

That alone doesn't prove anything in some cases.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:20 AM (skLNB)

69 "Next step? Thanks in advance."

Do a search on the website it wants to send you to. Check and see if it's a known malware/attack site.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 03, 2026 07:21 AM (zBgIx)

70 Chrissy Amphlett, lead singer for Divinyls, was killed by breast cancer, an outcome which thankfully happens far less frequently than it did a generation ago. The same disease killed my mother in law, her sister and her own mother, so my wife gets a little nervous, but she has been spared, and we are grateful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2026 07:22 AM (2V+bm)

71 66 Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:07 AM (8rTNG

Delete it. If it's something actually important from someone you're actually connected with - they'll eventually call. Trash it immediately.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2026 07:18 AM (BI5O2)

I was not clear: I sent an email to someone; then I received the email that I described at comment #56.

I have since resent my original email, but from another email account of mine, and told that person why I was resending. I should hear back, from that person, about whether my original email was received.

Again, thanks!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:23 AM (8rTNG)

72 Good morning everyone. Temps are more seasonally appropriate in the Foothills of NC but still no rain. Have a peaceful Sunday.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2026 07:28 AM (YQPxy)

73 Good morning,
Speaking of China: I automatically throw away the Shein clothing that comes our way at the thrift store. Doesn't "go to Dallas"- our excess bulk buyers- but into the trash.

Posted by: sal at May 03, 2026 07:31 AM (f+FmA)

74 Grok, explain:550 5.7.9 This mail has been blocked because the sender is unauthenticated.

https://tinyurl.com/2mp35nhc



Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:36 AM (skLNB)

75 74 Grok, explain:550 5.7.9 This mail has been blocked because the sender is unauthenticated.

https://tinyurl.com/2mp35nhc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:36 AM (skLNB)

Huh! Thanks!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:39 AM (8rTNG)

76 Use Grok and put an overseas tech ignoramus out of business.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:42 AM (skLNB)

77 Use Grok and put an overseas tech ignoramus out of business.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:42 AM (skLNB)
----
Someone still has to ask the right question!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 07:43 AM (gnNyN)

78 I was so glad that I got to see that he'd chosen life.

In interviews with people who have survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, the wannabe suicides say their very first reaction after jumping is regret.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 03, 2026 07:44 AM (qRla/)

79 @48/m: "You will no doubt be familiar with the humorous Bastard Operator From Hell!"

*Deletes annoying user's folder in /home*

Yeah. I might be. ;-)

(I was reading the original BOFH articles on a mainframe back in the 80's. Good stuff.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

80 Because if so, why are staffing levels still at the highwater mark set in 2022 during the pandemic?

AI? (choose between Artificial Indian or Actual Indian)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 03, 2026 07:51 AM (mEN9w)

81 >>>In interviews with people who have survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, the wannabe suicides say their very first reaction after jumping is regret.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 03, 2026 07:44 AM (qRla/)
*****
No doubt true, but if they had spent any time watching Road Runner v. Wiley E. Coyote cartoons they would have known this.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 03, 2026 07:51 AM (YQPxy)

82 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 46 cloudy degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. It's supposed to get near 60 today, but one really never knows.

I mentioned yesterday that I had had a lovely dream, waltzing with two beautiful women during a filming of the Tintin story King Ottakar's Sceptre. Well, I had another fascinating one last night - a Disney / Pixar movie that takes place in an alternate world where everyone is dead, but they know it (and are shades of green in color) and live as if they were still in the world of the living.

It turns out that one girl, touched by a man, turns to flesh, meaning she isn't really dead, but ended up in Deadland by mistake. So she, the man who touched her, his sidekick and three gorgeous dead girls go on a journey to return her to the living world.

They have many comic and chilling adventures, but eventually the sidekick falls in love with one of the trio of girls. She wants to love him back, but it turns out that she has to stay with the other two girls, because any of the three who leave will instantly age to a thousand years.

(cont)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 03, 2026 07:51 AM (qRla/)

83 So the three go back to Deadland and the other three carry on. At the end of the movie, the first girl has been returned to the land of the living. The sidekick goes searching for the dead girl he loves, only to find out that she, sad because of her lost love, ran away from her two friends and has, as promised, aged to a thousand years.

She's old, wrinkled and about to decay to dust when the sidekick finds her, declares his love and kisses her. But instead of bringing her youth back, he ages a thousand years and they both crumble to dust.

Happy ending, though - it turns out that the 'thousand years' aging was the two of them living together as husband and wife and their love for each other was so strong that rules are broken and the two are reborn as young, happy - though dead - true loves.

Quite a dream, if I do say so myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 03, 2026 07:55 AM (qRla/)

84 Can motor oil ferment?

https://tinyurl.com/y29aczcn

I ain't gonna let it wash the dishes in my house!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:58 AM (skLNB)

85 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at May 03, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

86 85 You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at May 03, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

; )

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 07:59 AM (8rTNG)

87 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at May 03, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)
-

So, should I relax?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 08:01 AM (skLNB)

88 84 Can motor oil ferment?

https://tinyurl.com/y29aczcn

I ain't gonna let it wash the dishes in my house!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 03, 2026 07:58 AM (skLNB)

Open Source Intel
@Osint613
Robot went rogue during a dance performance in China. Flailing, stumbling, had to be restrained by staff.

Scary!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:03 AM (8rTNG)

89 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

90 m

Excellent. Hack the robots to go after known allies of Xi, and turn China into chaos.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

91 Frosty morning here in Bourbon Country. 30F.

Wild Derby yesterday. A few people got rich. More people got poorer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT)

92 Wild Derby yesterday. A few people got rich. More people got poorer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT)
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I may have rigged one race...

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at May 03, 2026 08:12 AM (gnNyN)

93 . . .Kids,

Don't play with germs.

This official AoSHQ PSA has been brought to you by "Mount Dragon" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child.

We now return you to your regular Tech Thread shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026


***
I think I read that long ago. The lead character is from New Mexico, right? And he's stuck in the East for a job, and he finds it "green, sodden, and crowded."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 08:13 AM (wzUl9)

94 Quite a dream, if I do say so myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 03, 2026


***
Two words, MP4: WRITE IT.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 08:16 AM (wzUl9)

95 Quite a dream, if I do say so myself.

You know, you can get your own blog via https://mee.nu/ where you can discuss things in great detail and share links to them.

Like this one: https://mafia.mee.nu/bestest_cat (hmm. doesn't render well in these modern times on firefox; oh well, right-click on the image works.)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 03, 2026 08:16 AM (mEN9w)

96 What are the chances that a horse named "GOLDEN Tempo" wins the Derby ?? that was an amazing win.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:18 AM (GD0B3)

97 This is great:

Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅
@DanScavino
10h
MOMENTS AGO, BEHIND THE SCENES—Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding…

Let’s goooooo!!!

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:19 AM (8rTNG)

98 Trump can make history and invite the Golden horse to the Oval Office! I kid. I don't want it the the Oval Office. It's enough Bidet was there for 4 years.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:19 AM (GD0B3)

99 91 Frosty morning here in Bourbon Country. 30F.

Wild Derby yesterday. A few people got rich. More people got poorer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT)

Yeah, frost here as well on the eastern side of things. Clear, beautiful morning though. 35 according to my phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:19 AM (bss/y)

100 100

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:20 AM (8rTNG)

101 I think I read that long ago. The lead character is from New Mexico, right? And he's stuck in the East for a job, and he finds it "green, sodden, and crowded."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 08:13 AM (wzUl9)
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Yep. Impressive recall!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 08:21 AM (gnNyN)

102 What were the odds/payout for a $2 bet to win?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 03, 2026 08:21 AM (qFwJc)

103
What were the odds/payout for a $2 bet to win?

==

$1 trifecta won over 11K.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:24 AM (GD0B3)

104 Most painful part of week is over, grocery shopping

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 08:24 AM (Ia/+0)

105 I could've been a contender.

Posted by: John Kerry at May 03, 2026 08:25 AM (Q+gd/)

106 You know, you can get your own blog via https://mee.nu/ where you can discuss things in great detail and share links to them.

I have an author website that, sadly, is offline and the address is up for sale at GoDaddy for $200. I don't want to pay that. I'm going to ask for help on the Book Thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 03, 2026 08:25 AM (qRla/)

107 MOMENTS AGO, BEHIND THE SCENES—Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding…

==

There is a video too...and he is DJing!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:27 AM (GD0B3)

108 107 MOMENTS AGO, BEHIND THE SCENES—Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding…

==

There is a video too...and he is DJing!
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:27 AM (GD0B3)

playing ohn Summit, Hayla - Shiver

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:29 AM (8rTNG)

109 ohn--> John

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:30 AM (8rTNG)

110 Tofu Dreg engineering?

The chief engineer behind the Three Gorges dam has been indicted by Chinese authorities.

In a remote part of China, a 50-year-old high pressure water steel pipe from a small dam failed catastrophically killing 4. This whole system had passed a safety inspection last year.
==

YANG POON!!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:30 AM (GD0B3)

111 Open Source Intel
@Osint613
Robot went rogue during a dance performance in China. Flailing, stumbling, had to be restrained by staff.


===

YANG POON!!

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:30 AM (GD0B3)

112 I think I read that long ago. The lead character is from New Mexico, right? And he's stuck in the East for a job, and he finds it "green, sodden, and crowded."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026
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Yep. Impressive recall!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026


***
That line stuck with me because I think the same of Da Swamp.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)

113 47 Tofu Dreg engineering?

The chief engineer behind the Three Gorges dam has been indicted by Chinese authorities.

In a remote part of China, a 50-year-old high pressure water steel pipe from a small dam failed catastrophically killing 4. This whole system had passed a safety inspection last year.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2026 06:53 AM (2GVsD)

Odd. How old is Three Gorges? Hmmm. 2003-2012 per wiki.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:33 AM (bss/y)

114 Some of the absolute drips in the @DanScavino thread are ... sad.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:33 AM (8rTNG)

115 The chief engineer behind the Three Gorges dam has been indicted by Chinese authorities.

In a remote part of China, a 50-year-old high pressure water steel pipe from a small dam failed catastrophically killing 4. This whole system had passed a safety inspection last year.
==

YANG POON!!
Posted by: runner

His organs will be on ice by this time tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2026 08:33 AM (BAWkL)

116
Mrs KvC and I have been married for twenty-nine years as of today. This is a genuine "29" for me where matters chronological are involved these days.

We shall celebrate by entertaining the dog's desires. Why should this day be different than any other?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:34 AM (xG4kz)

117 >>Yeah, frost here as well on the eastern side of things.

29 in Kentuckiana, going up to 66. Don't care for frosted grass in May, especially after the peonies have burst forth.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 03, 2026 08:35 AM (NcvvS)

118 If the Three Gorges Dam collapses , goodbye to the Chinese economy and a good chunk of the worlds economy. Additionally there are nuclear power plants downstream which would be flooded. The number of Chinese killed would be on the tens of millions. Tofu Dreg engineering for the win!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)

119 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Film it. And you must have had too much sugar, the real good stuff, pure quill, for that dream.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

120 29 in Kentuckiana, going up to 66. Don't care for frosted grass in May, especially after the peonies have burst forth.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 03, 2026 08:35 AM (NcvvS)

It's been an odd winter for the entire area. Ice storms, early snow, more ice, lots of subzero temps.

And yet somehow, my potted rose survived. I have grown about 6 over the years and yet, this is the first one to survive the winter. I am surprised. Especially considering how many times it was encased in ice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

121 LOL

"Iran's original proposal: "The war ends, US leaves, we control Hormuz, we don't give up uranium enrichment"

Iran's new proposal: "We don't give up uranium enrichment, we control Hormuz, US leaves, the war ends."

🤡🤡🤡⏳⏳

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:38 AM (GD0B3)

122 Smell the Glove

The bottom of the Three Gorges Dam is not anchored to the bedrock below. And has already been pushed downstream a few inches by some previous full fill level events.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

123
From what I saw earlier today, Spain and Italy are queuing up behind Germany to receive their spanking from PDJT in the form of US troop withdrawals.

It's time for YOU to focus on Ukraine, Euro Kiddies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:39 AM (xG4kz)

124 BBC chimes in:

Germany troop cuts send wrong signal to Russia, say two top US Republicans

The chairs of the House and Senate armed services committees said withdrawing 5,000 service personnel risked undermining deterrence.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:41 AM (8rTNG)

125 The bottom of the Three Gorges Dam is not anchored to the bedrock below. And has already been pushed downstream a few inches by some previous full fill level events.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

That's retarded. It's like they built it as a temporary dam to be able to build a permanent dam down stream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:41 AM (bss/y)

126 It was 34°this morning at 5 Am. Up to 46°now but only up to 58° tis afternoon. Spring in the mid Hudson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2026 08:42 AM (gu0hJ)

127 runner

Lots of choices for the CENTCOM planners to make. What is the best target to bomb to get the mullahs to quit?

Go long on big industrial electric equipment suppliers. Too many bleeding hearts would complain if the entire water supply industry was obliterated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

128 MP4, the narrative of your dream tells me that your subconscious is more optimistic than you know, and that you can plot a happy ending story!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9)

129
"Iran's original proposal: "The war ends, US leaves, we control Hormuz, we don't give up uranium enrichment"

Iran's new proposal: "We don't give up uranium enrichment, we control Hormuz, US leaves, the war ends."

🤡🤡🤡⏳⏳

Posted by: runner


Gotta give them credit for putting to work what they learned from that math course in permutations and combinations!

Meanwhile, Red Kammie is trapped in her deep well of knowledge regarding Venn Diagrams.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:43 AM (xG4kz)

130 That's retarded. It's like they built it as a temporary dam to be able to build a permanent dam down stream.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:41 AM (bss/y)
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For a society that's often touted as playing "the long game" in geopolitics, they are remarkably shortsighted.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 08:43 AM (gnNyN)

131
Lots of choices for the CENTCOM planners to make. What is the best target to bomb to get the mullahs to quit?


Wells. Entomb that thirteenth mullet who will oversee their end of the world golden age.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:44 AM (xG4kz)

132 "...Spain and Italy are queuing up behind Germany to receive their spanking from PDJT..."
+++

Life imitates Monty Python!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 03, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

133 Workout, two miles in about 24 minutes, more than half trotting; breakfast, two scrambled seasoned eggs within two toasted taco shells, followed by a slice of bread and honey. I feel (partially) human!

(Yeah, yeah, I know: "What's the other part?" I don't wanna ask.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2026 08:45 AM (wzUl9)

134 For a society that's often touted as playing "the long game" in geopolitics, they are remarkably shortsighted.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 08:43 AM (gnNyN)

Well, I am not a hydro engineer (or any kind of engineer) but it seems like I would have said: you can't put a dam there. It's too wide.

Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:45 AM (bss/y)

135 The chairs of the House and Senate armed services committees said withdrawing 5,000 service personnel risked undermining deterrence.
Posted by: m

There is definite stupidity in that statement. Russia is deterred by running out of men in Ukraine. They are unserious people, who should learn what is going on in reality.

They are driving down a road that leads nowhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

136 Troop cuts in Germany are not about “sending a message” to Russia. They’re not even about sending a message to Germany.
They’re about saying “fuck it, we’re done with you idiots.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2026 08:45 AM (XcvNy)

137 The crazy thing about China is that they are building a damn larger than the Three Gorges Dam on the bend in the Brahmaputra. The Indians and the Bangladeshis aren't happy about the potential reduction in flow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2026 08:45 AM (gu0hJ)

138 @130/"Perfessor Squirrel": "That's retarded."

That's communism.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 03, 2026 08:46 AM (O7YUW)

139 Mrs KvC and I have been married for twenty-nine years as of today.
====

Mazel tov to both of you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

140 *For a society that's often touted as playing "the long game" in geopolitics, they are remarkably shortsighted.*
++++

Not unlike the planning commission review for the Tower of Pisa:
"Hey, we can save 1500 Lira if we don't do soil tests!"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 03, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

141 Look at Hoover dam. The damn (heh) thing looks like it is a mountain fortress.

Three gorges looks like it is a bouncy castle.

To stay in the metaphor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:48 AM (bss/y)

142 > in Kentuckiana, going up to 66. Don't care for frosted grass in May, especially after the peonies have burst forth.
Posted by: Nazdar
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There's an old saying round here; "it's safe to plant your garden after Derby... no more frost."

Well, that's been debunked. Several times.

Although it would appear the remainder of the week will be frost free, but here, very wet. Rain showers forecast for the next 7 days (Friday might see some sun.) Mowing the property Friday might be in the cards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2026 08:48 AM (jehhT)

143 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Corrupt and low standards that are not achieved is no way to run an advanced society. See melamine in children's food supply for more examples.

No wonder the real number living in Communist China keeps dropping.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

144 Germany troop cuts send wrong signal to Russia, say two top US Republicans

The chairs of the House and Senate armed services committees said withdrawing 5,000 service personnel risked undermining deterrence.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:41 AM (8rTNG)
====

Ha! The 80s called they want their foreign policy back.
-Barack Obama

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

145 The UK had, has and seems like will always have a RDS - Russia Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)

146 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison!

Congratulations. One more year and you get a campaign ribbon!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

147 Corrupt and low standards that are not achieved is no way to run an advanced society. See melamine in children's food supply for more examples.

No wonder the real number living in Communist China keeps dropping.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)
----
This is why I'm not terribly worried about China taking over the world. They are well on the path towards self-destruction. We just need to step back and let them burn.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 03, 2026 08:50 AM (gnNyN)

148
Germany troop cuts send wrong signal to Russia, say two top US Republicans


Had you two pervo nimcompoops two signalling flags with which to signal, one of you would have its staff jammed up your ass to pleasure yourself and the other one would have rolled up and bound its flag to the staff so you could pretend it was a Star Wars light saber.

Take your "signalling" delusions outside and go get yourselves lost in the woods. Play to your true strengths.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:50 AM (xG4kz)

149
131
Lots of choices for the CENTCOM planners to make. What is the best target to bomb to get the mullahs to quit?”

The mullahs are no longer in charge, the IRGC is, and they will never “quit” because they know they will end up dead if any new government takes over.

The sanctions are starting to bite, and I believe there’s a real possibility that Iran starts shooting missiles at the gulf states and Israel again. At least that would force Trump to get off the fence about what needs to be done next.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2026 08:50 AM (XcvNy)

150 136 Troop cuts in Germany are not about “sending a message” to Russia. They’re not even about sending a message to Germany.
They’re about saying “fuck it, we’re done with you idiots.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2026 08:45 AM (XcvNy)

And about "Pay your own way."

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:51 AM (8rTNG)

151 The BBC is the arm of the UK government, so it is not the Rs are saying, it is the UK trying to be super clever.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

152 Germany troop cuts send wrong signal to Russia, say two top US Republicans

==

guys, it's the BBC saying that "Two US Republicans" are saying.. which means BBC is pushing propaganda

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:52 AM (GD0B3)

153 Tom Servo

Our strike packages are tanned, rested, and ready.
Equipment maintained for action, ordnance stacked eager to go, and pilots bored.

Mullahs, you chose ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

154 Troop cuts in Germany are not about “sending a message” to Russia. They’re not even about sending a message to Germany.
They’re about saying “fuck it, we’re done with you idiots.”
Posted by: Tom Servo
___________

It made sense when the eastern half was run by people with the avowed purpose of conquering the entire world for communism.

But now that applies to the western half.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 03, 2026 08:53 AM (XvL8K)

155 >>And yet somehow, my potted rose survived. I have grown about 6 over the years and yet, this is the first one to survive the winter.

Amazed to see the plants that made it through the temperature roller-coaster winter. Got close to 90 here a couple of days last month; sub-freezing this morning. Temp swings of 40 degrees in 18 hours happened at least 10 times in the last 6 weeks.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 03, 2026 08:53 AM (NcvvS)

156 The worst signal to Russia is to show that there are no consequences for tripping the US.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

157 from the BBC article, these two Rs are:

Roger Wicker and Mike Rogers, who chair the Senate and House armed services committees respectively

148
Germany troop cuts send wrong signal to Russia, say two top US Republicans

Had you two pervo nimcompoops two signalling flags with which to signal, one of you would have its staff jammed up your ass to pleasure yourself and the other one would have rolled up and bound its flag to the staff so you could pretend it was a Star Wars light saber.

Take your "signalling" delusions outside and go get yourselves lost in the woods. Play to your true strengths.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:50 AM (xG4kz)

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:53 AM (8rTNG)

158 3GD is not anchored to the bedrock? I can't wait for the casting for that miniseries (though i suspect they'll mostly be interchangeable).

Posted by: Dark L at May 03, 2026 08:54 AM (W5mpo)

159 Corrupt and low standards that are not achieved is no way to run an advanced society. See melamine in children's food supply for more examples.

No wonder the real number living in Communist China keeps dropping.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

I saw a thumbnail on ewetub saying that up to 75% of the Chinese 'stainless' tableware is actually poisonous. Clickbait, but matches what I have heard about their internal QC- which is worse than their export QC. Really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:54 AM (bss/y)

160 Tom Servo

Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.

I am a tad OK with this response.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 03, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

161 from the BBC article:

Clay Higgins, a Republican on the same committee, appeared to support the administration's move while taking a dig at perceived time-wasting by the upper chamber of Congress.

"Pulling 5K American troops from the arrogant Germans. Maybe we should send them the Senate," he said on X.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2026 08:56 AM (8rTNG)

162 If it's on YouTube it's got to be true.

Posted by: Said no one ever at May 03, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

163 It's not just the BBC, it's the Daily Mail, probably other garbage publications from the UK.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)

164 Maybe the UK should send its troops to Germany.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

165 Three Stooges>>Three Gorges

Posted by: Three Pittle Igs at May 03, 2026 08:57 AM (oftw2)

166 162 If it's on YouTube it's got to be true.
Posted by: Said no one ever at May 03, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

Valid. But, melamine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2026 08:57 AM (bss/y)

167
China's two materials of their great civilization are MELAMINE and CHINESIUM.

Once you grasp that fact, a great deal of its issues, current and soon to become, become clear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 03, 2026 08:58 AM (xG4kz)

168 Oh. Wise guy, huh?

Posted by: Reaches for ball peen hammer at May 03, 2026 08:58 AM (2Ez/1)

169 >>Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2026 08:48 AM (jehhT)

Could see planting the garden, because the frost would be gone within an hour of sunrise - as long as the new plants haven't broken the surface yet.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 03, 2026 08:58 AM (NcvvS)

170 "you can't put a dam there. It's too wide."

That's what she said

Posted by: Dark L at May 03, 2026 08:59 AM (W5mpo)

171 Bring your reading glasses and head upstairs
BOOK NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

172 Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.

I’m ok with it as well. I’d just like to remind the president that Tempus Fugit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2026 09:00 AM (XcvNy)

173 "It's too wide."
****
The Paolo, he has, how you say, heard this concern voiced many times.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 03, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

174 118 If the Three Gorges Dam collapses , goodbye to the Chinese economy and a good chunk of the worlds economy. Additionally there are nuclear power plants downstream which would be flooded. The number of Chinese killed would be on the tens of millions. ...
Posted by: Smell the Glove
---

Leaving Xi and the military intact.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 03, 2026 09:04 AM (HBgiC)

175 today is the slimey crud run from pine bluff to leland.
www.slimeycrudrun.com
the '02 m2 will be in attendance

Posted by: cmeat at May 03, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)

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