Herdsday Cafe

Mark Farina
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A group of Tibetan herders play a game of billiards as a flock of goats and horses graze on the pasture above them near Xiangpi mountain, China, 1999. Photo by Natalie Behring.

Taking the pet tortoise for a walk in the city.

I'm crushing your head... now I'm moving your vehicles...

She needs a little Me Time.

Why you should have a pet owl. Owl romance.

Pandas, the ninjas of the natural world.

Now lizards are out of control.

Poor alpaca is naked without his coat.

The Infiltrator.

Never stop herding. Never. Stop. Herding. Must. Herd. Cat. Herd everything!

Fresh fish.

A couple of slapdicks try to figure out a logic puzzle. It's in Chinese but you can follow exactly what they're saying.

The Arborist.

There is a cafe in Cumbria, England where a large indoor sandpit allows customers to operate remote-controlled construction trucks and excavators from their seats.pic.twitter.com/IyMoDJNINn
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 30, 2026

Mother is very important for every living creature.

A baby white rhinoceros woke up from anesthesia and chased the conservation veterinarians away, believing they were hurting its mother. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/wUuA3ctxc9
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 28, 2026

The mother squirrel gently takes the hand of the woman who feeds her every day in the garden and leads her to her nest to introduce her to her babies.
This is aweeeee! 🤗🤗 pic.twitter.com/pBW2f6xT07
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 27, 2026

The baby elephant abandoned by its herd had fallen into depression and lost its will to live… until it met a dog named Duma and they became friends. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/qepWLIRECD
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:35 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (NcvvS)

3 That "Tibetan herders" picture is just...epic.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (JcF+m)

4 A group of Tibetan herders play a game of billiards as a flock of goats and horses graze on the pasture above them near Xiangpi mountain, China, 1999. Photo by Natalie Behring.

I have .. questions.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (4NO2D)

5 That last thread started out gay and then got Trek-jacked.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V)

6 Besides Anna, I refuse to believe you did not know the answer to whether there was ever a mirror universe Picard before you asked the question.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

7 don't worry Eris, I gayed it up again at the end

Posted by: gKWVE is welcome no more at April 30, 2026 07:40 PM (gKWVE)

8 Moving your Vehicle is funny

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

9 That's a classic place to go gay.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 07:40 PM (kpS4V)

10 "3 goats says I can sink the 8-ball in the corner pocket."

--Tibetan Goat Herder

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:41 PM (gnNyN)

11 “In honor of the King and Queen… I will be removing the tariffs and restrictions on whiskey,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, pointing to trade ties between Scotland and Kentucky’s bourbon industry.

He said the decision would benefit “two very important industries within Scotland and Kentucky,” including longstanding cooperation tied to wooden barrel production.

“The King and Queen got me to do something that nobody else was able to do, without hardly even asking!” Trump added, calling it a “wonderful honor” to host the couple in the U.S.

King Chuck seems to be a bit of a business person.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 30, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur)

12
Fresh fish.

===

Seagull swallows a rabbit. Don't mess with birds.

https://tinyurl.com/mv2thenk

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:42 PM (GD0B3)

13 I don't think I would ever let a squirrel take my finger in its mouth. Don't they carry rabies?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 30, 2026 07:42 PM (l26NL)

14 That last thread started out gay and then got Trek-jacked.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 07:39 PM

Surprises you this does, hmmmmm?

Posted by: Yoda at April 30, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

15 Ok, I see the pool table, but where's the fermented yak milk?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (diia5)

16 I want a owl pet

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

17 So apparently there was a Mirror Universe Picard, but only in the novels, which are not canon.

I'm reading a fun MU novel that follows Bearded Spock's exploits right after Kirk returns to his own dimension.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

18 in other rhino news, there's footage of them wandering into cities in Nepal. Nepalese don't hunt rhinos like the Chinese do, and apparently some invasive plant is choking the rhinos' normal feeding grounds. so they're moving downtown in case some pet store owner or vet has spare feed.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

19 I - I don't think those are ninjas... I could be wong...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 07:45 PM (diia5)

20 How come nobody is feeding the tiny turtle on the back of the giant turtle?

Posted by: Decaf at April 30, 2026 07:46 PM (Tbs6N)

21
So, Obama not only ate dogs but he also ate dong.

Not a shocking surprise.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 07:46 PM (iJfKG)

22 Outside the cities, pretty much all of Tibet looks like that. Bare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 07:46 PM (guGkK)

23 Didn't we just have the baby elephant and dog one? Not complaining, just observing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)

24 I've known some herders in my life, and I've never seen any as nattily dressed as those Tibetans, particularly out in the pastures.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

25 You can’t believe half the things you see 75% of the time.

I very suspicious of that squirrel video.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)

26 “The King and Queen got me to do something that nobody else was able to do, without hardly even asking!” Trump added, calling it a “wonderful honor” to host the couple in the U.S.

King Chuck seems to be a bit of a business person.

"This is my offer, Mr. President. Nothing."

Posted by: King Chuck Corleone I at April 30, 2026 07:48 PM (guGkK)

27 Today is one year since my best boy went over the Rainbow Bridge. I got a surprise visit from some neighbor dogs. A pit mix and some sort of blue heeler mix. They got treats and pats. Both were filthy from swimming in the pond. I love dogs.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:50 PM (U94Dl)

28 Ok, I see the pool table, but where's the fermented yak milk?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (diia5)
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It's the lack of attention to detail that tells you it might be AI-generated.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:50 PM (gnNyN)

29 I very suspicious of that squirrel video.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 07:47 PM

This level of cynicism ill-becomes one of such tender years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

30 Humans also can get depressed and lost their will to live when abandoned by their herd.

Posted by: Common threads of mammality at April 30, 2026 07:52 PM (TbWk/)

31 Both were filthy from swimming in the pond. I love dogs.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:50 PM (U94Dl)

Dogs are proof of God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

32 I believe that's Shigatse Beanpole in the green vest. He was quite the mountainside pool hustler in his day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 07:54 PM (guGkK)

33 That table is so lopsided you can see it in the picture. Which one of them is Minnesota Yaks?

Posted by: Riker at April 30, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

34 OMG the Post has the picture of the dude who claims that attractive blonde was making him her sex slave.

He is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at April 30, 2026 07:55 PM (KEowH)

35 I'm crushing your head... now I'm moving your vehicles...

Love that. So well done.

Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2026 07:55 PM (3arSl)

36 >>>Pandas, the ninjas of the natural world.

I'd say they are more like the Clouseaus of the natural world, except they probably don't speak French.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2026 07:56 PM (syz1S)

37 I want a owl pet
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

owls are raptors. wild at heart. they will pull your eye out if they are hungry.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)

38 OMG the Post has the picture of the dude who claims that attractive blonde was making him her sex slave.

He is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
Posted by: Splunge at April 30, 2026 07:55 PM (KEowH)

I hear some chicks are into ugly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 07:56 PM (guGkK)

39 Posted by: Splunge at April 30, 2026 07:55 PM (KEowH)

Sabine's bullshit meter would rate this 9/10.
Possible but highly unlikely.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)

40 Looks like two of the Tibetan pool shooters are wearing military coats. Army/Navy Surplus Free Tibet?

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 07:57 PM (LHPAg)

41 No one ever suspects the Panda.

Posted by: Splunge at April 30, 2026 07:57 PM (KEowH)

42
I hear some chicks are into ugly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 07:56 PM (guGkK)

____________

So you're saying I have a chance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:57 PM (HdYcL)

43 And they call it, owl loooove.

Posted by: Guy who says, at April 30, 2026 07:57 PM (cWLG3)

44 The hard part of playing pool on the side of a mountain is cutting the legs of the table to match the slope. It has to be precise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 07:58 PM (guGkK)

45 That table is so lopsided you can see it in the picture. Which one of them is Minnesota Yaks?
Posted by: Riker at April 30, 2026

Steve Mizeryak.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2026 07:58 PM (m7NHf)

46 Chicks who like "ugly" are thinking of hairy 6'4" dudes who can punch out a rhino. He's scarred up and missing an eye? Dude. Rhino. He's a protector.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 07:59 PM (gKWVE)

47 @44 Also, doesn't it rain pretty hard out there? Not a great place to set up a table that has a decent playing surface.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 30, 2026 08:00 PM (cWLG3)

48 I'm crushing your head... now I'm moving your vehicles...

Love that. So well done.
Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2026 07:55 PM (3arSl)

I'd say bring back The Kids in the Hall, but their return wasn't exactly stellar.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:01 PM (/HDaX)

49 >>>Must. Herd. Cat. Herd everything!

Look at the difference in approach between the statues and the cat. With the statues, they tried nipping it's legs. But, try that with a cat and you will get a noseful of claws.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2026 08:02 PM (syz1S)

50 Panda clumsy is so fun to watch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2026 08:02 PM (n5tGW)

51 Time to turn this off
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

52 If the casbah's rockin', don't come knockin', I've already sent the camel to bed.

Posted by: Sheik Djibouti at April 30, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

53 I'd say bring back The Kids in the Hall, but their return wasn't exactly stellar.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

They had a return? I did enjoy watching them back in the good old days.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:03 PM (U94Dl)

54 Also, doesn't it rain pretty hard out there? Not a great place to set up a table that has a decent playing surface.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 30, 2026 08:00 PM

Not if you bless them.

Posted by: Toto at April 30, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

55 I'd say bring back The Kids in the Hall, but their return wasn't exactly stellar.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:01 PM (/HDaX)

I vaguely remember saying they were coming back. But I figured it would be woke as shit as the one really gay dude was leading it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

56 I want a owl pet
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept bugging his old man; "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl
Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl!"
And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"
Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 08:08 PM (rbvCR)

57 Not if you bless them.
Posted by: Toto at April 30, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

Its gonna take a lot to take me away from you, Mr pool table.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s)

58 That last thread started out gay and then got Trek-jacked.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Is that the "they're the same picture" meme?
😉

Posted by: mindful webworker - thtar drek? at April 30, 2026 08:10 PM (9wnX8)

59 They had a return? I did enjoy watching them back in the good old days.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:03 PM (U94Dl)

They returned in 2022 and did one season. Ratings on IMDB.com seem to say folks liked it (8.1/10) but it just didn't do it for me.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:11 PM (/HDaX)

60 55 I'd say bring back The Kids in the Hall, but their return wasn't exactly stellar.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:01 PM (/HDaX)

I vaguely remember saying they were coming back. But I figured it would be woke as shit as the one really gay dude was leading it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)
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The one skit I remember from the original run of that series was about a group of French fur traders who paddled canoes through corporate offices, hunting businessmen for their suits.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 30, 2026 08:12 PM (cWLG3)

61 We have a Panda Express around here somewhere but I've been there. I'm not sure I want a panda falling thru the false ceiling into my plate Mongolian beef.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 08:14 PM (Fbc0I)

62 >>>23 Didn't we just have the baby elephant and dog one? Not complaining, just observing.

maybe, I forget the stuff I post.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2026 08:15 PM (1wjle)

63 The one skit I remember from the original run of that series was about a group of French fur traders who paddled canoes through corporate offices, hunting businessmen for their suits.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 30, 2026 08:12 PM (cWLG3)

My personal favorite was the episode with Dave Foley as the itinerant axe murderer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:15 PM (/HDaX)

64 I'd say bring back The Kids in the Hall, but their return wasn't exactly stellar.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:01 PM (/HDaX)

The return was on Amazon for a while. The opening was their grave being dug up and they climb out. I didn't think they were nearly as funny as they originally were.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2026 08:16 PM (cEHXL)

65 More specifically, the one with Kevin McDonald in "Door to Door Knife Sharpener".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:17 PM (/HDaX)

66 I think my favorite Kids In The Hall sketch is Girl Drink Drunk. But for reasons I don't understand, I also really like the one where this really short guy keeps attacking some huge dude over a bicycle and keeps getting whomped. There's just something extra funny about his earnestness.

Posted by: Splunge at April 30, 2026 08:17 PM (KEowH)

67 The return was on Amazon for a while. The opening was their grave being dug up and they climb out. I didn't think they were nearly as funny as they originally were.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2026 08:16 PM (cEHXL)

Between all the woke shit destroying the sex comedy and not being able to tell 95% of jokes for fear of offending someone. I hate Hollywood for being a woke hell hole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

68 A couple of slapdicks try to figure out a logic puzzle. It's in Chinese but you can follow exactly what they're saying.

Is that Chinese? Yes, I know, Mandarin or Cantonese, or possibly something else. It sounds a bit more like Japanese to me, but I'm not at all sure.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 08:20 PM (Riz8t)

69 That pool table has a slate top, but no felt. And the frame is laminated plastic, not wood. An all-weather table. Stands up well to goat butts.

He said "Goat butts." henh henh henh
—that cartoon character I never watched🤯

Posted by: mindful webworker - beavers and butthurts? at April 30, 2026 08:20 PM (9wnX8)

70 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 08:20 PM (77rzZ)

71 Thought the Kids in the Hall sketch "Mr Canoehead" was funny. That and "Guys named Dave"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 08:21 PM (gu0hJ)

72 I never saw Kids in the Hall, or Rush, or much hockey. Or a lot of Canadian stuff.

We were close to Detroit with American entertainment.

On the other hand, there were A LOT of American shows around the 90's filmed in Canada.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)

73 Hi Bulg.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 08:22 PM (Sco7b)

74 Hi, Stateless. I hope that all is well with you.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

75 Maybe the Trekkies should get their own time on AOS like the book thread has. An hour or two where they can get all their pent up emotions out of their system. Talk about everything Trekkie, all 50 years of it. But the trade off is shut the hell up about it the rest of the time.

Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 08:24 PM (9lqZe)

76 I vaguely remember saying they were coming back. But I figured it would be woke as shit as the one really gay dude was leading it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

Honestly don't know, I didn't get far enough through the return to say.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 30, 2026 08:25 PM (/HDaX)

77 Excuse me, I have to go walk my tortoise.
That's a great conversation starter! or ender.

The house I just bought has a huge turtle/tortoise in the backyard, we came across him when we were looking at the house. I am hoping he is a pet and moves out when the family does.

Posted by: Mollly k. at April 30, 2026 08:27 PM (j/yko)

78 >>>“The King and Queen got me to do something that nobody else was able to do, without hardly even asking!” Trump added, calling it a “wonderful honor” to host the couple in the U.S.

King Chuck seems to be a bit of a business person.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Got him some purchase with the Scots.
Can't buy that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 08:28 PM (XAeCh)

79 Talk about everything Trekkie, all 50 years of it. But the trade off is shut the hell up about it the rest of the time.
Posted by: Case

Bro, it's Trekkers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 08:28 PM (diia5)

80 A couple of slapdicks try to figure out a logic puzzle. It's in Chinese but you can follow exactly what they're saying.

Is that Chinese? Yes, I know, Mandarin or Cantonese, or possibly something else. It sounds a bit more like Japanese to me, but I'm not at all sure.
Posted by: Archimedes

No it's Japanese.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 30, 2026 08:29 PM (C0Nlv)

81 We have a Panda Express around here somewhere but I've been there. I'm not sure I want a panda falling thru the false ceiling into my plate Mongolian beef.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 08:14 PM (Fbc0I)

Panda Express does not serve real panda. They just put black and white flocking on penguins. Fools a lot of people, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 08:32 PM (utfVc)

82 I forget the stuff I post.
Posted by: ace

A tough manly man like Ace would never be caught dead looking at the cutsie animal videos he posts. Cafe is all just click-bait end-of-the-day filler.

Except the whatzisname videos, you know, does the ludicrous stuff. Grok, who is that? Steve Inman, right. Ace watches those. Repeatedly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - git out th way at April 30, 2026 08:33 PM (9wnX8)

83 Is that Chinese? Yes, I know, Mandarin or Cantonese, or possibly something else. It sounds a bit more like Japanese to me, but I'm not at all sure.
Posted by: Archimedes

No it's Japanese.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

To Be Fair™ that is some hick-ass dialect.

™ Captain TOot-Toot. All Rights Reserved. Hot-Air Inc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 08:33 PM (diia5)

84 40 Looks like two of the Tibetan pool shooters are wearing military coats. Army/Navy Surplus Free Tibet?
Posted by: Eromero
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Took them off dead Chinamen. Don't know how they died. hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 08:33 PM (XAeCh)

85 56 I want a owl pet
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept bugging his old man; "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl
Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl!"
And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"
Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 08:08 PM (rbvCR)

You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other kids, here in the trailer park.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 30, 2026 08:34 PM (xcxpd)

86 Got him some purchase with the Scots.
Can't buy that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 08:28 PM (XAeCh)

I remember seeing lists of the different stuff that came with each title, like Duke of York, Prince of Wales, and such. Those people used to own a damn a country. The Estates come with businesses, like farms, but they're also diversified portfolios. Many Billions for the second and third tier positions. He has to be a CEO, whatever else his green, crypto Muslim ass is up to.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 30, 2026 08:35 PM (w/O5Q)

87 Took them off dead Chinamen. Don't know how they died. hmmm
Posted by: Braenyard

Tragic yak accident. Shame and a shanda.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 08:36 PM (diia5)

88 I never saw Kids in the Hall, or Rush, or much hockey. Or a lot of Canadian stuff.

We were close to Detroit with American entertainment.

On the other hand, there were A LOT of American shows around the 90's filmed in Canada.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)

I lived in S. Carolina in the 90s and loved the Kids in the Hall. I also liked Stargate SG-1. That was a good Canadian show.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:39 PM (U94Dl)

89 Carve out some of the hobby* thread time for Star Trek- / Harry Potter- / Tolkien-ests posts?

*I was going to say Book Thread, but that already has Trekker/Potter/Tolkien saturation.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Use the Force, Harry -Capt Jean Luc Gandalf at April 30, 2026 08:40 PM (9wnX8)

90 My favorite Kid in the Hall is Dave Foley. And he is partly why I believe News Radio is the best sitcom ever. He was the straight man, but he did it like no other.

The one where he wore Lisa's dress for a costume party was friggin' hilarious, because she got so pissed that he wore it better.

Also, when they learned he was from Canada.
Also, I have the entire series on DVD, and the out-takes are even funnier. man, I love that show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 30, 2026 08:41 PM (0aYVJ)

91 62 >>>23 Didn't we just have the baby elephant and dog one? Not complaining, just observing.

maybe, I forget the stuff I post.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2026 08:15 PM (1wjle)

If only there was some place that had a record of everything you post. Like a time stamped archive or something.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 30, 2026 08:42 PM (w/O5Q)

92 Also, yuge crush on Maura Tierney.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 30, 2026 08:43 PM (0aYVJ)

93 >>> The mother squirrel gently takes the hand of the woman who feeds her every day in the garden ...

That would be so awesome.
Rake out a whole nest of those tree rats before they are old enough to eat my whole garden.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 08:45 PM (/lPRQ)

94 I lived in S. Carolina in the 90s and loved the Kids in the Hall. I also liked Stargate SG-1. That was a good Canadian show.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:39 P

Stargate-SG1 was fantastic! I really liked that show and the follow-ups.

The series ending 'Unending' was beautiful. Touching. Exciting. Time travel. Great series.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)

95 That little baby rhino has more sense than 100% of Americans who vote or who have ever voted democrat.

Rhinos are pretty dumb and have terrible eyesight but Baby Rhino knows.

Posted by: Never Vote democrat or homosexuals at April 30, 2026 08:47 PM (qat46)

96 US Attorney Pirro
@USAttyPirro
2h
Today, we are releasing video already provided to U.S. District Court showing Cole Allen shoot a U.S. Secret Service officer during his attempt to assassinate the President at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

There is no evidence the shooting was the result of friendly fire.

The video also shows Allen casing the area in the Hilton Hotel the day before the attack.

My office along with the @FBI will continue this extensive investigation to bring Cole Allen to justice.

https://tinyurl.com/5c96cxf7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 08:48 PM (XAeCh)

97 I also liked Stargate SG-1. That was a good Canadian show.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:39 PM (U94Dl)

That show was amazing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9)

98 Herd All The Things!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 08:51 PM (mCjHU)

99 Charles is quite the businessman. As a prince he had a private estate , the Duchy of Cornwall. Which he developed quite a bit. Investment of all kind, land, stadium, vacation rentals, supermarket even. He has business managers who work for him. Now this holding is worth way over a billion. Not like the old days when they owned everything, but not too shabby. It went to William as he inherited the crown.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 08:51 PM (GD0B3)

100 >>>Must. Herd. Cat. Herd everything!

Look at the difference in approach between the statues and the cat. With the statues, they tried nipping it's legs. But, try that with a cat and you will get a noseful of claws.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

How do you herd a single cat, anyway? No matter where it is, it's with the rest of its "herd."

Posted by: or so mikeski heard at April 30, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

101 How do you herd a single cat, anyway? No matter where it is, it's with the rest of its "herd."

Posted by: or so mikeski heard at April 30, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

Go outside and do something. Walk around the yard. Sit and talk. Do some yard work. Our only cat will seek us out. She goes on walks with us around the property. She does come indoors at night. She has feral background, but is charmed by the safety of inside. And Mr Scary. She adores him.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:58 PM (Iva/J)

102 How do you herd a single cat, anyway? No matter where it is, it's with the rest of its "herd."
Posted by: or so mikeski heard at April 30, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

It goes meow, that is how you know you heard a cat

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

103 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

104 How do you herd a single cat, anyway? No matter where it is, it's with the rest of its "herd."
Posted by: or so mikeski heard at April 30, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

The cat was where the dog decided it should be. He was just making sure he did not move.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:00 PM (qcTWE)

105 My office along with the @FBI will continue this extensive investigation to bring Cole Allen to justice.

https://tinyurl.com/5c96cxf7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 08:48 PM (XAeCh)

She's going to hang him?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 09:01 PM (utfVc)

106 It goes meow, that is how you know you heard a cat

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

What if it yowls in misery like a lonely Tomcat who ain't got nobody because your girl kitty is spayed? That is a sad sound.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:01 PM (Iva/J)

107 >>> The video also shows Allen casing the area in the Hilton Hotel the day before the attack.

Too bad Zimmerman wasn't there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 09:03 PM (/lPRQ)

108 Cole Allen is an awful piece of crap and if they send him to Florence, I hope he's not sent to the Federal prison there but just tied up, covered in honey and left to the bears.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 09:04 PM (gKWVE)

109 We should mock the heck out of Cole "Sad Incel Loser" Allen. What a dumbass. Primping beforehand like a girl. Rolled in foil like a moist, ambiguous, unappetizing burrito after. He should enjoy prison a whole lot.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:08 PM (Iva/J)

110 Looks like SPLC is still in business -

Rhode Island Police Launch Investigation After Video Shows Figure in Apparent KKK Robes Roaming Public Area
/Gateway Headline

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 09:10 PM (/lPRQ)

111 I saw Ambiguous Burrito open for Kajagoogoo at the Rooster Tail back in '84.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 09:10 PM (kpS4V)

112 Ahem. The correct usage is 'wrapped up like a gay burrito' or variations of same.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AoSHQ Majordomo at April 30, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

113 Rhode Island Police Launch Investigation After Video Shows Figure in Apparent KKK Robes Roaming Public Area
/Gateway Headline
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 09:10 PM (/lPRQ)

One person? Sounds like somebody's idea of a prank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 09:11 PM (utfVc)

114 Is that Chinese? Yes, I know, Mandarin or Cantonese, or possibly something else. It sounds a bit more like Japanese to me, but I'm not at all sure.
Posted by: Archimedes

No it's Japanese.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

To Be Fair™ that is some hick-ass dialect.
™ Captain TOot-Toot. All Rights Reserved. Hot-Air Inc.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Japanese. Even if you can't pick out the rest of the hick-ass dialect, the "say-no" thing they say to time the jumps is the Japanese version of "heave-ho." Or maybe of "on three..... one two three."

Posted by: mikeski-san at April 30, 2026 09:12 PM (VHUov)

115 Ahem. The correct usage is 'wrapped up like a gay burrito' or variations of same.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AoSHQ Majordomo at April 30, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

Just for style guide purposes: is it worse to be wrapped up like a deuce? Or a gay burrito?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:14 PM (U94Dl)

116 Weird that the guy in kkk robes is just wandering around where everyone can see him. And no one stopped and asked him any questions? Thats strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

117 Just for style guide purposes: is it worse to be wrapped up like a deuce? Or a gay burrito?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:14 PM (U94Dl)

Another roamer in the night?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)

118 Go outside and do something. Walk around the yard. Sit and talk. Do some yard work. Our only cat will seek us out. She goes on walks with us around the property. She does come indoors at night. She has feral background, but is charmed by the safety of inside. And Mr Scary. She adores him.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 08:58 PM (Iva/J)

Snowflake is an outdoor cat too. She stays in my house for most of the day and a lot of the night.

But it's horrible when they go outside. You never know what will happen.

Okay, everyone have a great night. I'm trying to finish off some more of my projects. Ralphy's down here in the computer room. Snowflake has the fun of the upstairs...

Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 09:17 PM (Sco7b)

119 Sad to say, "justice" for Cole "Sad Incel Loser" Allen could be: declared incompetent and released on his own recognizance, with an ankle monitor for two weeks. And his guns and knives returned.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and reparations at April 30, 2026 09:18 PM (9wnX8)

120 Except the whatzisname videos, you know, does the ludicrous stuff. Grok, who is that? Steve Inman, right. Ace watches those. Repeatedly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - git out th way at April 30, 2026 08:33 PM (9wnX

I have a confession to make: I'm afraid to ask AI who The Powers That Be are. There are four possibilities.

One, it doesn't know. Two, it knows and can't tell me, because They won't let it. Three, it can tell me and it's just basically the Ruling Class and Clerisy, as expected. Four, it can tell me and the answer will upend my worldview.

On the surface, that's only a 50/50 chance of disturbing, not bad odds -- but I can get the two okay results without asking. The results that I can only get by asking are ones that would wreck my mental equilibrium, without being able to do anything about it; so, therefore, logically, I'm better off not asking. Q.E.D.

Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 09:19 PM (Sy6m/)

121 "Taking the pet tortoise for a walk in the city."

TBH, that's the most tortured euphemism for Basting the Bishop I've seen a long time.

Posted by: Cobra Coaxer at April 30, 2026 09:19 PM (Dkku4)

122 Weird that the guy in kkk robes is just wandering around where everyone can see him. And no one stopped and asked him any questions? Thats strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

Ever think it was weird that the bad ghosts, the Ghostly Trio, that bothered Caspar the Friendly Ghost had those pointy heads?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 09:20 PM (rbvCR)

123 He actually shot a Leo, i doubt that will be the end of it.

Honestly, it's best this way. He fails miserably and we get an object of mockery. He's a ren Faire wizard hurling Styrofoam balls yelling 'lightning bolt! Light ing bolt!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

124 Imma show you how to wok the dog.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 30, 2026 09:21 PM (utfVc)

125 Ever think it was weird that the bad ghosts, the Ghostly Trio, that bothered Caspar the Friendly Ghost had those pointy heads?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 09:20 PM (rbvCR)

I do not remember the cartoon. I am not sure i ever watched it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

126 Honestly, it's best this way. He fails miserably and we get an object of mockery. He's a ren Faire wizard hurling Styrofoam balls yelling 'lightning bolt! Light ing bolt!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

* pushes up glasses by the bridge of the nose *

.....those were beanbags.

Posted by: the ren faire wizard at April 30, 2026 09:22 PM (VHUov)

127 Weird that the guy in kkk robes is just wandering around where everyone can see him. And no one stopped and asked him any questions? Thats strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Maybe everybody just assumed he was on the SPLC payroll and ignored him. And now twenty Feebs are going to descend upon the neighborhood to investigate why they are all so racist for not reporting a klukker?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 09:22 PM (/lPRQ)

128 Sad to say, "justice" for Cole "Sad Incel Loser" Allen could be: declared incompetent and released on his own recognizance, with an ankle monitor for two weeks. And his guns and knives returned.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and reparations at April 30, 2026 09:18 PM (9wnX

My question is: where will he be tried on federal charges? He crossed a lot of state lines with his frearms with an intent to assassinate the President. I only watch Matlock at home, so I don't know the answers. Maybe a smart Moron would know.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:22 PM (U94Dl)

129 Cole Allen is an awful piece of crap and if they send him to Florence, I hope he's not sent to the Federal prison there but just tied up, covered in honey and left to the bears.
Posted by: gKWVE

What kind of message is that sending?

https://youtu.be/kXcOyYEldZY

Posted by: the bears at April 30, 2026 09:25 PM (VHUov)

130 I'm afraid to ask AI who The Powers That Be are.…Posted by: SciVo

This guy has a lot of fun teasing ChatGBT
https://youtu.be/3fYiLXVfPa4

Posted by: mindful webworker - autonomically intelligent at April 30, 2026 09:27 PM (9wnX8)

131 NEW COURT FILING — OpenAI's own solicitation emails to Musk

For three days, OpenAI's lawyer Savitt has been framing Musk as a founding donor who broke his pledges.

Today Musk's lawyers filed the receipts to show what actually happened: ...
...
Under California law, when a charity solicits and accepts donations, a fiduciary relationship forms between the person who asked and the person who gave.

A legal duty to use the money for the declared charitable purpose.

Altman and the CFO solicited. Musk donated. OpenAI accepted.

Then converted the charity into an $852 billion company.

The trust was breached

https://tinyurl.com/2j7tuhd8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 09:27 PM (XAeCh)

132 >>>Just for style guide purposes: is it worse to be wrapped up like a deuce?

>I always heard 'wrapped up like a douche. Another boner in the night.'

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 09:32 PM (Fbc0I)

133 _META LOOKING TO DEVELOP MANY NEW APPS USING AI:
_ZUCKERBERG SAID WAS "TRAJECTORY CHANGE" IN AD BUSINESS: WSJ
--

the real lede:
Zuckerberg crawfishing away from Sam Altman

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 09:32 PM (XAeCh)

134 "Then converted the charity into an $852 billion company."

It's a write off. They just write it off.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at April 30, 2026 09:33 PM (Q+gd/)

135 89 Carve out some of the hobby* thread time for Star Trek- / Harry Potter- / Tolkien-ests posts?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Use the Force, Harry -Capt Jean Luc Gandalf at April 30, 2026 08:40 PM
***
Request denied.

Posted by: TRex - non-Panda dino at April 30, 2026 09:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

136 Weird that the guy in kkk robes is just wandering around where everyone can see him. And no one stopped and asked him any questions? Thats strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

And proud as day a white supremacist KKK in Rhode Island.
Hmm. They had to resort to the New England racist retards? They couldn't find a hive of RethuglicanKKK people (as Retardo would say) in Coon Ass, Alabama? Maybe we aren't the hub of rayscism after all.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:36 PM (U94Dl)

137 Requestus denyus!!

Posted by: JK Rowling, classics scholar at April 30, 2026 09:36 PM (gKWVE)

138 It's, "Ramped up like a Deuce," as in a souped up 1932 Ford hot rod.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2026 09:37 PM (Q+gd/)

139 @Polymarket

BREAKING: Kamala Harris's odds have quadrupled in the 2028 Presidential Nominee race.

8% chance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 09:42 PM (XAeCh)

140 It's, "Ramped up like a Deuce," as in a souped up 1932 Ford hot rod.
Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2026 09:37 PM (Q+gd/)

Most hotrodders would "rev up" a Deuce, not "ramp" it up.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 30, 2026 09:42 PM (utfVc)

141 It's, "Ramped up like a Deuce," as in a souped up 1932 Ford hot rod.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2026 09:37 PM (Q+gd/)

Revved up like a douche. At the bathroom on the right .

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:42 PM (U94Dl)

142 Of course, anyone is welcome to write an entry and submit to CBD, or any CoB, as a guest post.

Asking COBs to accommodate your special interests with no effort on your own is kinda lame.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 09:47 PM (A5RD0)

143 Revved up like a douche. At the bathroom on the right .
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

That's an entirely different song!!!

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)

144 That's an entirely different song!!!

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)

But it's an awesome mashup!!!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 09:50 PM (U94Dl)

145 One song lyric that always confused me when I was a kid was a Steve Miller song. I always heard it as "We gone tear that light up"

Turns out it was "big ol' jet airliner"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 30, 2026 09:55 PM (0aYVJ)

146 Sneaky Jews!

The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post
Fatah officials in the Gaza Strip accused the IDF of releasing trained rats to attack Palestinian children.

-
The rats are trained at the Rat Learing Academy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 09:57 PM (ndZc7)

147 Breaching a truss is a serious thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 09:57 PM (rbvCR)

148 One song lyric that always confused me when I was a kid was a Steve Miller song. I always heard it as "We gone tear that light up"

Turns out it was "big ol' jet airliner"
Posted by: Pug Mahon

"mumble mumble red lighthouse"

Never could find words for the first part to make it make sense.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 09:59 PM (VHUov)

149 I always wanted to do a gaming thread but consider it work nearly every day, it would just most likely be links to asmongold videos.

Its always the repetition that gets you having new fun unique ideas for a month is easy. Having them every week or like the art thread every day, well my hat is off to you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)

150 Altman and the CFO solicited. Musk donated. OpenAI accepted.

Then converted the charity into an $852 billion company.

The trust was breached

https://tinyurl.com/2j7tuhd8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 09:27 PM (XAeCh)

-------

Precisely none of this matters. Leftist courts and maybe eventually jurors in CA who hate Musk will toss this shit like a used rubber as soon as they have the chance.

I love all of you but the time for believing that "receipts" matter in cases like this is 20+ years in the rear view.

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 10:00 PM (oqH4h)

151 >>>Asking COBs to accommodate your special interests with no effort on your own is kinda lame.

Posted by: nurse ratched

>You know what they say; if you make one questionably gay joke, you're...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 10:00 PM (Fbc0I)

152 The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post
Fatah officials in the Gaza Strip accused the IDF of releasing trained rats to attack Palestinian children.

-
The rats are trained at the Rat Learing Academy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 09:57 PM (ndZc7)

So in other words, the worthless Palis who dinnonuffin are the hapless victims. Surprise

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:00 PM (U94Dl)

153 147 Breaching a truss is a serious thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 09:57 PM (rbvCR)

I'm no longer Prime Minister.

Posted by: Liz Truss at April 30, 2026 10:03 PM (T6aVk)

154 So in other words, the worthless Palis who dinnonuffin are the hapless victims. Surprise
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:00 PM (U94Dl)

The hard part was finding rats with an atrophied sense of smell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:03 PM (utfVc)

155 That alpaca looks just like Adam Schiff.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 10:04 PM (b3Yos)

156 So I had a commercial C-130 overfly the house, and a quick check online showed it was part of the fleet of Coulson aviation, which is a wildfire fighting company.
This led me to wonder if there were any fires in state, which apparently there were not, again from the internet.
I checked the global map for chemical signatures that are indicative of widlfires, CO and SO2, and I took a quick look at the global map for Patagonia, which had fires recently to check if I had anything similar.
No fires there, but a plume of SO2 from one of the Sandwich Islands East of South Georgia Island, which may be an indication of volcanic action on one of the small cindercones down there.

So this is my life, now. I have assets on my PC from the Internet that the NSA didn't have when I was ten, and I find it vaguely boring and irritating.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 10:05 PM (rbvCR)

157 I think even libs would like openai to go down in flames. Fried is a snake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:05 PM (zZu0s)

158 Turns out it was "big ol' jet airliner"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 30, 2026 09:55 PM (0aYVJ)

I thought it was big old jet out of 'Lina. Like from Charlotte. Or Charleston, SC . I grew up hearing that wrong.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:06 PM (U94Dl)

159 Interesting and scary video about why Iran won't do a peace deal. (Maybe 5 minutes)

https://tinyurl.com/5729u2uv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 10:08 PM (ndZc7)

160 I'm no longer Prime Minister.
Posted by: Liz Truss at April 30, 2026 10:03 PM (T6aVk)

It was reminiscent of a hot date with me, lady. It was probably the best 5 minutes of your life.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 10:08 PM (rbvCR)

161 Standing by, in case of Rapture.

Posted by: Liz Trass at April 30, 2026 10:08 PM (utfVc)

162 Standing by, in case of Rapture.
Posted by: Liz Trass

We could use one!

Posted by: the hampsters at April 30, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

163 It's 2112 CDT!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:11 PM (T6aVk)

164 No fucking Rush.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

165 Lis Truss was in office > the time we've been kicking the Islamic regime's ladybits into the ground.

If that puts things into perspective. To the nervous sorts.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:12 PM (U94Dl)

166 Music for the top pic:

https://youtu.be/8FcWW-fMt90

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:13 PM (utfVc)

167 The ONT beckons. Not like a chasm though. So there's that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 30, 2026 10:14 PM (CHHv1)

168 .
NOOD

The ONT is finally live.

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 10:14 PM (O7YUW)

169 Damn it.
< Than from my previous post. I don't math. Crap

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:15 PM (U94Dl)

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