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Lunatic Leftwing Fascists Melt Down as Florida's Assembly Speedruns the New Congressional Map Through Both Houses
Florida lawmakers have approved a new Congressional map that could position Republicans to win four additional U.S. House seats in the midterm elections in November. The 21 to 17 vote for final passage in the Senate came just hours after the U.S. Supreme Court weakened the Voting Rights Act in a decision on a Louisiana congressional district Wednesday morning. Both developments will assist President Trump's national push to help the GOP in the midterm elections. With the Florida redistricting, the GOP likely gains an advantage of two or three new seats as Republican-led states have followed Trump's call and Democratic-led states have countered it. However, control of the House will depend on the votes in November. Democrats have said the redraw in Florida makes several GOP seats more competitive, potentially leading to smaller seat gains if strong Democratic performances seen in recent special elections continue. The bill now goes for expected signing by Gov. Ron DeSantis. He has argued that the state's rapid population growth requires redistricting. And he's urged the redrawing of districts that were drawn with consideration for preserving the voting power of minority communities.
🚨 JUST IN: The Florida House has OVERWHELMINGLY PASSED Governor Ron DeSantis’ new Congressional maps, which would add up to 4 new Republican US House seats, 83-28
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026
Democrats literally started SCREAMING when it passed 🤣
It now moves on to the Senate.
Keep pushing! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/GIBiTp5hTJ
🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Ron DeSantis' new Congressional map for Florida, which positions Republicans to win an extra FOUR seats in the US House, has FULLY PASSED the Senate, 21-17
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026
It'll now head to DeSantis' desk.
GREAT JOB, FLORIDA! Other southern states MUST follow 👏 pic.twitter.com/YDnSsL9bME
🚨 OMG. Deranged Democrat Florida House member STORMS THE AISLE with a BULLHORN while the chamber passes Gov. Ron DeSantis' 2026 Congressional map, which stands to add +4 red seats
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 29, 2026
She's MELTING DOWN as Republicans STEAMROLL the map through! 😂
Rep. Angie Nixon goes berserk:… pic.twitter.com/W5np8EqmVt
Justice Alito has clearly lost patience with Justice Kagan's cynical stare-decisis schtick. She has never relied on stare decisis to reach a result she disfavors in a case where her vote would impact the outcome. So when she sings its praises, take it with a grain of salt. pic.twitter.com/aQkHQ20k0y
— Jimmy Buffett Fan, Esq. (@jimmy_esq) April 29, 2026
I love how cucky institutionalists still think that these monsters care about the "stain" that their integrity will suffer. But some states are scrambling to redistrict:
Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew So Justice Kagan is reported in Molly Hemingway's new book on Justice Alito as having urged liberal members of the Court to slow-walk their dissents in the Dobbs case for months after Justice Alito had finished his majority decision, presumably with the "hope" that the composition of the Court would change and the 5-4 outcome striking down Roe would turn into a 4-4 deadlock that left the lower court's decision in place - affirming Roe. NOW, it is clear that it was Justice Kagan -- and not Justices Jackson and Sotomayor -- who has held up her dissent in the Louisiana redistricting case, as she has written the only dissent -- with the whispered-about motivation being to push the decision back far enough into the calendar back such that some states don't have time to engage in redistricting before the Nov. elections -- redistricting that might eliminate minority-majority districts and cost Democrats seats. If both these two anecdotal accounts about Kagan gain traction, it will forever stain her legacy on SCOTUS.
🚨 NOW: US Sen. Marsha Blackburn has PROPOSED a 9R-0D redistricting map for Tennessee to redraw, thanks to the Supreme Court ruling against racial gerrymandering under the VRA
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 29, 2026
YES!
Every southern state: FOLLOW SUIT
BLACKBURN: "I urge our state legislature to reconvene to… pic.twitter.com/VZZucA4axY
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: GF at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (ww9OO)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (LdBR/)
Just like Illinois would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (R/457)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
And instructions.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (YwEeS)
And Republicans kept the House.
I think I'd blame Newsom for it, if I were a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:27 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Smooth Brained Floridian at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (QP+6w)
The race for the '28 nomination should be interesting because he might be facing the best SoS in recent memory as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
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Only in a nation of laws.
This is a nation of Kagans.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)
And a screamer.
Pink bullhorn lol. I have one in my car's glovebox too.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (Sco7b)
If they break apart Miami-Dade, this is serious Copium levels of wish-casting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (I2/7O)
This isn't as important as the birthright issue but it's certainly #2
Best outcome long term, sadly, is the progs going apeshit in reaponse. We all know this won't be settled with voting.
Posted by: heya at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (nH+RN)
No. We cannot.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
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Assuming VA passes and the FL map was going through, Republicans were going to end up +3 on the gerrymandering wars before the Gingles overturn.
TN, LA, AL, and MS all redistricting too? Should be about GOP+6 or so in addition to the 3 already banked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
There are two ways to read that:
1) Dems are energized more then Reps
2) Fake ballots don't require you to get voters to show up in a special election
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
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I notice that there's no note of when the Democrats underperform.
Like in the VA special election where they ran 3 points behind 2024.
Why is that? Why don't these "analyses" include the instances where Republicans overperform? Is there a statistical reason for that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (R/457)
Yea, and when my wife gets fucked hard by her minotaur, I pay less for condoms and viagra!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM (aeiyZ)
- Florida Rep. Angie Nixon
It's a violation of democracy to vote a new law into place by a majority in a legislature?
Are we sure these people screaming about democracy actually know what democracy is?
Because they appear to believe it's democracy only when they get what they want.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)
There are two ways to read that:
1) Dems are energized more then Reps
2) Fake ballots don't require you to get voters to show up in a special election
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
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3) 25% turnout is unreflective of 75% turnout and special elections are non-predictive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
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The SCOVA are cowards and snakes.
The Republicans will play nice hoping to keep their seats (they're appointed for limited terms) and the Democrats will be partisan.
The VA map will be declared good and the process followed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (LHPAg)
Which would now be Unconstitutional.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM
Dude. Please.
"It's Maximum Warfare, Everywhere, All The Time.”
Posted by: Hakeem "Sombrero" Jeffries (D-NY) at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Clifford the Big Red Dog at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (gKWVE)
Just like Illinois would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (R/457)
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Don't the districts have to be "compact and contiguous"?
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (G0vdT)
- Florida Rep. Angie Nixon Demon Florida
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (CNl8/)
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Supermajorities in a trifecta have its advantages up to and including not needing every shitweasel to actually help pass legislation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)
Preposterous! Utterly ridiculous, and totally without merit!
We would roll our shirt sleeves up first!
Posted by: Staunchly conservative Republicans at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (KtOUo)
IIRC Kagan never married, so that mattress should still be in fair condition.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (LHPAg)
US Constitution says States are guaranteed a Republican form of Government.
Question then for the Supremes, can you VOTE to suspend the State Constitution? Because that is what both Calif and Virginia did.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:32 PM
Such cynicism is ill-becoming a proto-'cinema savant'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
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The SCOVA are cowards and snakes.
The Republicans will play nice hoping to keep their seats (they're appointed for limited terms) and the Democrats will be partisan.
The VA map will be declared good and the process followed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (R/457)
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I’m more optimistic the new VA map gets shitcanned. I think even money it gets shitcanned.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (G0vdT)
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It's true, according to the FL constitution.
But, you could probably make something that "respected natural and other borders" that split Orlando up 3 ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (R/457)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire
You can fuck all the way off. We already have Tulsa, Norman, and the paseo.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
Related: this is what happens when your entire society tells women that how they feel is the most important thing in the world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (XHO5P)
Do the lefty ladies just think it's still college and they can just get extensions until the end of the term?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Whenever I click on a twitter link, the first comment (not top, usually it has few upvotes but it is first displayed) is always some Lefty spouting lies?
What is up with the algorithm that it always does that?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (aeiyZ)
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If this SCOTUS? I'd say yeah.
But SCOVA? Nah.
Love to be wrong, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Hakeem "Sombrero" Jeffries (D-NY) at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)
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You literally said "it's different when I said it."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (RIvkX)
She hammered it out over a box of wine; a lot of "Dear Diary, today the Republicans were mean to me" bullshit type stuff.
It did not take her months.
And Alito was clearly pissed at her.
Note well: All six in the majority were fine with the shots he took at her; the foot note and the "three more things" at the end that he added after he wrote the opinion.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (tUP1A)
And instructions.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)
Sure, but use small words in the instructions. Maybe lots of pictures.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Iranian Billionaire at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (0U5gm)
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They've been trying for more than a year.
Feds just...arrest them now.
For some reason because I've been told that the FBI and DOJ are worthless no matter who's in charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (R/457)
Says the guy who earlier said this Supreme Court decision wouldn’t matter for the 2026 election and now hopes nobody read it.
Give it up.
Posted by: That Guy at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (wGerL)
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Tit for tat is the only way to deal with aggression that leads to less aggression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (R/457)
Cubans are PISSSED. This is likely to explode in their face. Cubans always though they were a special exception. They've realized they aren't.
This will stand, while Virginia's, democratic, voter approved redistricting has a 50/50 chance of being squashed by SCOVA.
SCOTUS gutted the voting right act today, so I have zero expectations for the midterms. They are going to cheat to hang onto power and finish their fascist wet dream.
No matter what happens this November, one thing is guaranteed, Trump will claim it was rigged.
And he'll encourage violence!
Ideally, American citizens would band together and create a society that best suits them. Stop with all the nonsense and get down to being responsible. Ideally.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: It's just too good at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (wBaIH)
. . . and Kagan wrote the only dissent because the other two libs are too stupid to write anything remotely coherent.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)
thank you.
I forgot it belongs to them.
Which helps to answer my questions.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (Kyh8Y)
When is Kagan going to the mattresses?
__________
The role of Clemenza will be played by Sonia Sotomayor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (HdYcL)
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I notice that there's no note of when the Democrats underperform.
Like in the VA special election where they ran 3 points behind 2024.
Why is that? Why don't these "analyses" include the instances where Republicans overperform? Is there a statistical reason for that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (R/457)
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Those elections don't count, because they are raciss.
This decision entails slavery being legal again, don't you see?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (AlhUl)
Says the guy who earlier said this Supreme Court decision wouldn’t matter for the 2026 election and now hopes nobody read it.
Give it up.
Posted by: That Guy at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (f4tQo)
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Oh, I said it wouldn't matter at all?
I sure hope you can find a quote where I said that.
In fact, what I said was, "It'll matter more in 2028."
If you're going to hold a grudge against me, at least quote me accurately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (abIsI)
Rarely is their Projection so perfectly encapsulated.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (R/457)"
I'll believe you have a point when Piker gets frog matched. But not before.
Posted by: heya at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (nH+RN)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (ycI94)
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Can we deport the non-American citizens first?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (R/457)
That is the ruling that says one man, one vote applies to state districting, so instead of a geographic districting (like there is on federal level,) there is all this district bull. It should be based on county, for example. So each county gets one state rep, each group of counties one federal rep.
OMOV gives power to the cities, encourages migration, concentrates power to facilitate fraud, and leaves rural ares floundering
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (aeiyZ)
That's where I'm at. But, they'll do it in a way where it could be voted on again in 2027 and in effect for 2028.
Thus, why I think they'll use the "intervening election" play...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (tOcjL)
Anyone worth 1 million Iranian Rials will be subject to a one time 20% Wealth Tax in order to help Illegals get Transgender Surgeries...
Posted by: Gav Newsome at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (WQvhz)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
I do hope all Southern states follow through, but won't hold my breath.
Governor DeSantis rocks!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (WONhk)
(although I think it's more like a diamond, but I don't make up the slogans, sooo...)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM
We tried.
Posted by: Marchers wearing white shirts, khaki pants, dark sunglasses, and baseball caps at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
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They have to amend the Judicial Act to do that.
It's not just nominating new justices.
And they're not going to win the Senate this year.
So...good luck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (R/457)
They also become corrupt and useless after a while. If the supermajority can bulldoze any objection, it stops caring about anything but bulldozing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)
Big part of Pete Buttigieg's platform is Packing.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (R/457)
Where's the fun in that?
Burning straw men smell nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
New here? I beg to differ about The Force.
Sit down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)
SCOTUS gutted the voting right act today, so I have zero expectations for the midterms. They are going to cheat to hang onto power and finish their fascist wet dream.
Quick! Progressives renounce your American citizenship and flee to Canada or Europe or North Korea before it's too late!
This's your only chance!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
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The alternative is that the other side keeps doing what they do, and we are the only ones without tit.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Or being packed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Women shouldn't suffer. End women's suffrage today!
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (YZ0Fo)
This is why I am glad I don't have a personal FB account.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (qDCnE)
Climb down off that ledge and enjoy their tears for a few minutes.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (rOERL)
>>> How very, very dignified.
Posted by: pookysgirl should not need a sarc tag at April 29, 2026 04:43 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (gu0hJ)
I would just crib off of Justice Thomas and always vote the same way he does. Easy, peasy.
Put me in, Donnie ! ! !
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (Cif43)
Seems to me, Roberts could've set a date and when she didn't turn her homework in on time, given her a zero. Heck, could've just gone with 6 - 2 majority and let everyone know, appearances to the contrary, Softball Coach over there is indeed just a little b*tch.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h)
Be careful what you wish for.... You might get it !!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Sure, but he loves him some institution and principalz. DC is full of self-regarding assholes who would ok with the US burning to the ground as long as DC is untouched.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM (diia5)
The race for the '28 nomination should be interesting because he might be facing the best SoS in recent memory as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)
I've said it before: the DeSantis-Gillum 2018 FL race was the most consequential state election in US history. It may be top 5 in all US history. Can you imagine if DeSantis didn't open FL during COVID? or not send illegals up to Martha's Vineyard? Other govs did it first, but DeSantis did it best. We'd be a different country without him.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (RdlJI)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (oiNtH)
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Fuschiaitaqua
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (WONhk)
Pretty sure this is officially rayciss, homophobic and misogynistic
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)
Geez.
Here's a movie to cheer you up, Meteor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (2GVsD)
I support the distinguished gentleman's "Get fucked, commie" statement and move that it be submitted to the whole house as a rule.
Posted by: Auspex at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
Holy Mother, Man. Doesn't it hurt to be so full of shit?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:33 PM (R/457)
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"Deemed as followed." -- Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
If the supermajority can bulldoze any objection, it stops caring about anything but bulldozing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)
___________
See: California "Billionaire" tax.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
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Man, have a brewski and a cigar and call us in the morning...
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Ken Paxton at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)
SCOTUS gutted the voting right act today, so I have zero expectations for the midterms. They are going to cheat to hang onto power and finish their fascist wet dream.
Quick! Progressives renounce your American citizenship and flee to Canada or Europe or North Korea before it's too late!
This's your only chance!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 04:42 PM (iJfKG)
The 2028 election could be for all the marbles. Whoever controls the 2030 Census controls the electoral map for a long, long time.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (RdlJI)
Would make a Vuvuzela sound like a French horn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Kunta Kinte Brown Jackson at April 29, 2026 04:46 PM (QP+6w)
Would you like a nice cup of tea? Maybe a plush teddy bear.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
Pretty sure this is officially rayciss, homophobic and misogynistic
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)
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Pretty sure this won't happen until some people are grimly introduced to the fact that life is not ala carte.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 04:44 PM
Three, if I win.
Posted by: Ken Paxton
4 if Whatley wins. 5 if anyone other than Cassidy wins the primary.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Justice Jackson at April 29, 2026 04:47 PM (d6FdJ)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:48 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:48 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: GOPe at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (44oh4)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
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Bro, we won a big one today. Yuge. Potentially nuclear. Savor the win. Drink liberal tears like they’re ambrosia. Fuck the prom queen. The war is never over, but you gotta enjoy the wins when you get them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (aeiyZ)
We'll have to see if the good ol' boys in Columbia feel like taking that back for the GOP and end Clyburn's potential dynasty, as he was priming it for a daughter to takeover after he got wheeled out of Congress like Strom Thurmond.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)
@Breaking911 1h
BREAKING: Jerome Powell says he plans to remain on the board of the Federal Reserve after his term as chair ends next month “for an undetermined period of time.” -AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (diia5)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Climb down off that ledge and enjoy their tears for a few minutes.
Posted by: Garrett
youtu.be/-IIKE9p5SEw
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (gu0hJ)
<Enter Great New Idea Here>
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)
The Hodge twins gave away a Dodge Charger painted exactly like that car. Heh!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (YwEeS)
Texas Governor should pay attention
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (LHPAg)
Did the shrieking ghetto rat with the megaphone in the FLA house fail to vote on the redistricting bill, because she was shrieking and marching instead of voting?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (azNOR)
That Asshole Bennie Johnson of the J-6 Committee is going to lose his seat because of this!
LOL!!
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (Kyh8Y)
It occurred to me that I know too many Facebook libs who fit the profile of the WHCD shooter. I try to limit my FB activity to Marketplace as a result..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (nbLIj)
277 yeah, once thugs attack somebody in an ICE-related situation, ICE is a Federal agency, sooooo
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)
It's not quite that simple. IANAL, but one of the lovely things about these newfangled AI summaries is how easy it makes it look up how laws work. When that Texan reporter was assaulted at the Minnesota protest outside an ICE facility, I looked it up to check if residents of different states would get the Feds involved, and found my guess was wrong.
The most solid source of Federal jurisdiction is a conspiracy against civil rights, since the family worked together in violence against her 1A rights. The next was *if* the Federal property line extended out past where she was assaulted, then that would be another predicate. There was no third.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM
Well said, boyo.
Posted by: John Mason at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
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I'd like to propose that be amended to "ever".
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (wBaIH)
It clashes. On behalf of Piper, I am APPALLED!
Posted by: pookysgirl's father was an interior decorator at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (gu0hJ)
I am still a happy person.
When my daughter was born, I didn’t really care that Obama was president.
Sometime during Trump 1, that changed.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:50 PM (AlhUl)
Its coming! He's pulling us into a false sense of security and then POW! He'll slap us in the face!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (oiNtH)
BREAKING: Jerome Powell says he plans to remain on the board of the Federal Reserve after his term as chair ends next month “for an undetermined period of time.” -AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (diia5)
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Put him in the cell next to Maduro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (gu0hJ)
You're right about the crime. It's going to be horrible because the left wants to keep the ball.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM
Well said, my man!
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
1. Iran War will be over before September, and the IRGC will either denuke or be defenestrated.
2. America 250th celebration.
3. GOP Midterm Convention
4. Evidence of significant onshoring (not complete, but clear progress) of US jobs.
5. Q3 release of US GDP in Oct will show yuge increases and projections.
Not worried about midterms. At all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (RdlJI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
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I haven't been that drunk before 5:00 since my college days.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bulg at
Not even: kagan crushed under avalanche of mattresses?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
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And the Jets.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (2GVsD)
There, I horrified the blog. Even TJM is taking a break to barf. He'll be back with 1000 comments on my observation in a min.
Posted by: MJ at April 29, 2026 04:54 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Bulg at
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There can be only one.
Posted by: The Kagan at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)
The Republicans go redistricting crazy and then, they pack the court and impose a New Reconstruction.
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So what's the downside?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (HdYcL)
I liked them both. I still like them both. One should be able to favor one without hating the other.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (Fbc0I)
I can't wait for the locals here to work him over for his extremely poor performance in DC. He has done noting but piss people off by ignorantly getting in peoples faces.
Hope he saved up some money because that flash lifestyle he thinks he deserves is expensive.
I can't wait for the local reactions to all his AOC fellow traveler's endorsements.
Gonna be a great campaign to watch as all the money that got him where he is now is GONE.
Posted by: pawn at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (5qng6)
I mean sh*t, I coulda used some help dumb f*ks. I can only delay for so long, somebody else has to do the dirty work of getting the composition of the Court to, ahem, "change".
Posted by: Kagan at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah... what Bulg said
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Virginia Legislation at April 29, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)
I'll never forget how he cut off Bob Iger's nuts and handed them back to him in a bag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (vbXSk)
Sure. But in a head-to-head competition, you have to make a choice.
Ron was never going to come out on the right side of that choice.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (oiNtH)
I don’t see why the IRGC would settle before the midterms. One lousy summer is worth destroying Trump and the US.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 04:53 PM (RdlJI)
Don't forget:
6. The World Cup. Soccer always puts Americans in a good mood.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt)
Greta: How dare you.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (vbXSk)
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C'mon. You know both sides act crazy.
Look at Joe Wilson calling out "You lie" when Obama lied.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (oiNtH)
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Didn’t they already do this and DeathSantis kicked Newscum in the nuts?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (U/Byj)
They are and always were playing for time and an outside source of leverage to move Trump.
It's not going to happen, this time around.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (rOERL)
In retail politics, that is a problem. If we could get him elected, he'd be dynamite, but getting elected is the problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)
Please be mass on-air suicides.
Please be mass on-air suicides
Please be mass on-air suicides
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)
_-_
Oh, please, please, please! I wanna be a Texan again!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Cheri at
The did one. Newsomes wife had to stop it like a prize fight Gav was bleeding so bad.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: RNC at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (9CBNQ)
They will intone in serious voice, "this is the death of our precious Democracy."
Before going off into crying jags.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:41 PM (GbONR)
New here? I beg to differ about The Force.
Sit down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Accomack, be of good cheer. It's, uh, spring. You asked for a miracle? I give you the current Dem front-runner: Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (ycI94)
"My nam shaniqua litifah bonifaj jacksaaaan"
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 04:49 PM (diia5)
Sounds insurrectiony...maybe even impeachiony...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (2GVsD)
The problem, as I witnessed it the last time, is that Ron will make promises to the wing of the party that I want to excise.
I don't like the people he aligned with to take an ill advised run at Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (aZm/F)
I don’t see why the IRGC would settle before the midterms. One lousy summer is worth destroying Trump and the US.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 04:57 PM (GbONR)
I'd be shocked if they last until July. Their oil fields will be severely damaged if the Strait is still blocked for only the next two weeks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (RdlJI)
So much vulgarity. I am not sure if we need more at the HQ to keep up, or less to set an example.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (I2/7O)
The commies want Trump and now is as good a time as any to get him.
Republicans were gutless during the Civil War.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: illiniwek
I think that guy walking beside her was very meekly trying to get her to stop. Sorry Chief, that 'aint happening. You'll have to use a taser, then pepper spray, followed by some trained circus bears wrestling her to the ground. Otherwise, give up.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (RKlIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)
CNN - Voting Rights Act - Supremes, Shooting
MSNow - Obama clip - Voters Right Act. Shit, we're on the wrong side of history.
CBC news ... nothing important.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)
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Best to leave the country now, comrade!
Save yourself while you still can!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (2GVsD)
"Trump is the man we need right now" reads a lot better then "DeSantis is a RINO cuck"
And for clarity I'm someone that originally preferred Ron but believe now Trump was the right choice in 24.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm)
To be fair, we need to hire food testers for these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cheri
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Night sticks!
tazer and pepper spray are just cuck substitutes for night sticks.
Bears are OK though.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (4F/0/)
Kinda why I lean towards Tulsi: she is a better demographic than Vance or Rubio.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (GbONR)
I liked them both. I still like them both. One should be able to favor one without hating the other.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)
I will freely admit to looking down at that 2024 caucus ballot and debating between the two. Ultimately I went with Trump, because he was still hammering the immigration issue, and Iowa was getting flooded by illegals thanks to Auto-Pen. My precinct wound up going (literally checks notes) Trump 56, DeSantis 91.
Posted by: pookysgirl is glad she wrote it down at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (pohLc)
Powell has been on the board since 2012, reappointed in 2014, so he has until 2028.
Technically.
Most ex-Chairman resign when their chairmanship ends.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)
Stateless
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (2GVsD
I never get my on-air suicides.
C'mon Colbert and Kimmel. Teach America a lesson!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (I2/7O)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (Fbc0I)
There was a lot of bellowing and trumpeting, wasn't there? Somebody should have given that bullhorn an arm smash, and knocked the mouthpiece into the scrunt's front teeth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 05:05 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Oh hell, I forgot about that, duh!
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:06 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: illiniwek
I think that guy walking beside her was very meekly trying to get her to stop. Sorry Chief, that 'aint happening. You'll have to use a taser, then pepper spray, followed by some trained circus bears wrestling her to the ground. Otherwise, give up.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
I suggest you use your nightstick, officer.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (X5Jzz)
New here? I beg to differ about The Force.
Sit down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Accomack, be of good cheer. It's, uh, spring. You asked for a miracle? I give you the current Dem front-runner: Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 29, 2026 05:00 PM (ycI94)
Who are these two dikheads?
Am I in time for trolls? I always miss them.
I see the a troll said (paraphrased because too lazy to copy/paste that "everyone is against the USA except Israel." @224
Bless their hearts, the low IQ's try. Hurry! You will be late for the short bus leaving now!
Ursula in the UN said today that they need to consider a none nuke Iran.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (6+ehB)
Do the lefty ladies just think it's still college and they can just get extensions until the end of the term?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Why wait for dissenting opinions at all? They might be useful as historical matter, but the majority decision becomes law.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: illiniwek
I think that guy walking beside her was very meekly trying to get her to stop. Sorry Chief, that 'aint happening. You'll have to use a taser, then pepper spray, followed by some trained circus bears wrestling her to the ground. Otherwise, give up.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
I think that guy was the Sgt of Arms, and he knows his onions about touching any woman be black.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (LHPAg)
I wish you luck, but if you were predicting violent George Floyd intensity type riots I must have missed that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (RKlIw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026
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Hey, give her credit. Her outfit matched her bullhorn!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)
This would eliminate Bennie Johnsons of the J-6 Commission fame.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (6+ehB)
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Marxists don't believe in reform. You have to tear things down completely and "build" them back up again.
Where it won't be "true" Marxist whatever when that fails.
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)
So much vulgarity. I am not sure if we need more at the HQ to keep up, or less to set an example.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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238 Kimmel is unique in the world of vile cesspools. He is the sorriest piece of shit ever extruded through a rat's asshole.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (pohLc)
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I guess the horde votes "more"
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Cheri
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Night sticks!
tazer and pepper spray are just cuck substitutes for night sticks.
Bears are OK though.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (4F/0/)
I axed for a Bud Light, not a flashlight !
Posted by: Rodney King at April 29, 2026 05:10 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:04 PM (pohLc)
Well said.
God, I miss Chavez the Hugo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:09 PM (4F/0/)
Was there ever any doubt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Do the lefty ladies just think it's still college and they can just get extensions until the end of the term?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Why wait for dissenting opinions at all? They might be useful as historical matter, but the majority decision becomes law.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You all are actiing like Roberts is on our side. He probably asked for them to delay to preserve his "legacy"
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (4F/0/)
So much vulgarity. I am not sure if we need more at the HQ to keep up, or less to set an example.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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Despite being properly spelled (unlike theirs), our vulgarity is lost in the glare of that from the Left.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)
Bullhorn lady needs to ditch the hot pink jumpsuit. Not a good look, Sweetie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2026
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Did the jumpsuit have "Juicy" on the butt?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
I don't think I've said it this post...
Cntrl-f
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: The kids today at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (2Ez/1)
I don't confuse either with the Kenesha who wears tribal sea shells around her neck.
There are times I miss RBG, who looked perpetually in a wind tunnel.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
She should've used the Rapmaster 2000.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (wXgT/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (O1a6r)
Posted by: Anna Puma
We're tracking. I threw in the circus bears for the pure entertainment value and some extra muscle
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (viF8m)
It looks like not only did she allegedly leak the abortion decision, but she delayed turning in her opinion so as to give leftwing assassins as long a runway as possible to get the job done and off one of the rightwing justices. That would have made it 4-4 and Roe would have stood.
She knew they were besieged with threats and required extra protection for both them and their families, but she delayed anyway.
Can you imagine the workplace environment on the court now? In that context she is lucky that all Alito threw at her was some shade!
Posted by: Thatch at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (7HCLI)
The problem, as I witnessed it the last time, is that Ron will make promises to the wing of the party that I want to excise.
I don't like the people he aligned with to take an ill advised run at Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:01 PM (rOERL)
I think as Governor, he's superb. If he were to be President, he might be another example of the Peter Principle in action.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Martin Tell at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (sFNX2)
One of the reasons I think the crazies who make the decisions wanted Trump to win was to have him in the house when they set it on fire.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
Fellow can't tell his throat from his dick?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 29, 2026 04:40 PM (QaH55)
we need something like the Electoral College so that governors and state reps need to work for everyone in the state instead of just for the big cities.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:13 PM (O1a6r)
Their SC is conservative, and the DC SC has made it clear that racist gerrymandering is no bueno.
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (Gqar8)
This would eliminate Bennie Johnsons of the J-6 Commission fame.
This would be a celebration of day drinking!!! He's the same IQ as Guam tilting guy (who may be dead...I am sometimes surprised to see Congress people alive).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (WONhk)
1) Bost v. IL - candidates and campaigns have standing to challenge elections; including standing prior to elections to enforce laws
2) USAID and NGOs - gutted
3) RNC - not bending over
4) consent decree effectively preventing Rs from challenging elections - dead
5) mid-term redistricting - no good historical data on the new districts
6) America's 250th Birthday Bash
7) SPLC - sidelined
8 ) DOJ and FBI - no longer working against us
Pending:
1) post-election ballot counting - will go for us
2) EO on mail in ballots - strong chance of another win
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 05:15 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM
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What do you want from me, a Wilkie button?
Posted by: Obscure movie reference at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Once the cheating is gone, no more leftists.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Harold Fraud, Jr at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (4F/0/)
Not sure what his game is. For a while it seemed judges had to take turns joining the liberals on dissents so that a cogent opinion could be written.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
He'd have to deal with the U.S. Congress instead of a GOP-dominated weaker Florida legislature.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
Usually, they and CNN push their minority people to the back of the timeslot bus on the weekends.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)
@Osint613 33m
The Israeli Navy has begun intercepting the 58-vessel activist flotilla near the Greek island of Crete, hundreds of nautical miles from Gaza. Past interceptions took place much closer to shore.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 05:17 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:29 PM
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Rhymes with a female body part.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
The thing with that is you could apply that suspicion to literally everyone who has not been president before. It is not a course of action unless you have actual evidence. He has a good team in Florida and a majority in the legislature. Who knows how he'd do at the national level?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
I know when I yell through my bullhorn or blast my air horn I am dressed nicely.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (WONhk)
Usually, they and CNN push their minority people to the back of the timeslot bus on the weekends.
Posted by: Stateless - He
Is it crazy fro man Eli Mistal?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
Well, thank heaven that's over. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (DwqWV)
_-_
Yep. One of the biggest manifestations of this in the west is water use. Cities keep expanding their water use while farmers and ranchers get less all the time. I have been told by urbanites that farmers and ranchers are just making money off of the rest of us...then there's the wolf thing..oh, brother.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 29, 2026 04:51 PM (nbLIj)
Seems to me there would be a market for "burner" FB accounts for persons that really only want to use the marketplace feature. I would buy one, if it were reasonably cheap. I know we have coders in the Horde. Could be beer money in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Martin Tell at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (sFNX2)
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You must not remember when it was "racist" for a white woman to lose the presidency to a white man.
I mean despite that Hillary keeps hot sauce in her purse.
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e)
Once the cheating is gone, no more leftists.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV)
Leftists used to be a faction in the more sane Dems and Liberals. Those days are nearly gone, and it remains to be seen how many of the current Dems will abandon the party as they get more insane and violent.
But notice how quickly the violence ends when stolen tax money is no longer paying for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
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Los Angeles has rejected an entrepreneur’s cheap and simple fix to stop the city’s crippling copper wire theft crisis.
End Metal Theft spokesman Mark James revealed to the California Post it had created a hardened cover that secures streetlights and would stop neighborhoods being plunged into darkness.
The device, which fastens over the lid to the wires, would make it harder, louder and far riskier for criminals to try to gain access.
They would cost about $300 to install, are easily maintained and would save the tens of thousands of dollars it costs to repair vandalized streetlamps.
But James revealed City Hall chiefs shot it down, instead wanting to focus on converting to solar lamps that will cost up to $6,000 each.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (WONhk)
We should probably check with Piper to see what the proper attire for bullhorn blasting might be.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)
_-_
Yep. One of the biggest manifestations of this in the west is water use. Cities keep expanding their water use while farmers and ranchers get less all the time. I have been told by urbanites that farmers and ranchers are just making money off of the rest of us...then there's the wolf thing..oh, brother.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (uAMDT)
Where do they think the food they eat comes from, Mars?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: werewife at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (5ayY3)
Posted by: Skip
It keeps burning money for the network (ABC?). I'm fine with that. It's a little watched, money loser. I'd rather watch him suffer irrelevance and fade away into nothingness. I mean he's rich so nothing will happen but the blow to his inflated ego and self esteem will be magical!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (sAmhv)
That's exactly how many people make their decision on who to vote for, they make a judgement based on the evidence they have how they will do in a job. Same with promotions in a work environment. You never know how someone will do before they actually have the job. You use your best judgement.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (YZ0Fo
Not sure. They didn't show his name.
But America's black population is doomed.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2026 05:11 PM (Cif43)
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Watch for explosive decompression...
Posted by: The GOP at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
And will use copper wire to get power since solar isn't gonna work at night or cloudy days.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
Counter: we just had an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
No, silly, it comes from Whole Foods!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 05:22 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (GD0B3)
One more seat from Mississippi isn’t going to solve California or New York.
Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (8jVAy)
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1h
>>Today, Christopher, Deyanna, and Paige Ostrouchko were indicted by a grand jury for allegedly assaulting journalist and Turning Point USA contributor Savannah Hernandez, while she was lawfully reporting on anti-ICE protests outside a federal building in St. Paul.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)
Or looking for Popeye.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (snZF9)
That's exactly how many people make their decision on who to vote for, they make a judgement based on the evidence they have how they will do in a job. Same with promotions in a work environment. You never know how someone will do before they actually have the job. You use your best judgement.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:21 PM (viF8m)
Certainly his stumbling campaign didn't help his chances. His best bet is to just find a position in the government under Trump, Vance et al and do good work like Rubio is.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (Gqar
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Eagerly awaiting Trump's gracious comments
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 05:24 PM (2ap+5)
Greta: How dare you.
Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
Pressure-wash them, transport them to Seattle or Vancouver, and sell them at auction as cheap yachts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:24 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
>Those haunches were more than juicy, they were plush.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
@LeadingReport 1h
Hakeem Jeffries on Supreme Court voting rights decision: “Republicans know they can’t win a free and fair election and so they are desperate to rig it.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (diia5)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
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I read that the indictment was leaked ahead of the announcement, speculation is that the leak came from Main Justice to Fox......not good.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
Counter: we just had an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
CA teachers are well versed at how to infiltrate a secure press function. The guy was backed by someone smarter than he is. Taking trains cross country?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (vFG9F)
I like Ron and he's obviously doing a great job as governor. I do think he exercised poor judgement getting in the race against Trump but water under the bridge. He still has a bright future in politics if he wants it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
What I want is his scrawny old ass being frog marched to the street and his shit tossed on the sidewalk.
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)
Or looking for Popeye.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (snZF9)
I believe there's an art installation of her portrait made from tampons.
I'm not sure if they were used or not.
Leftwing, edgy artists....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
What I want is his scrawny old ass being frog marched to the street and his shit tossed on the sidewalk.
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar
And prosecuted for the waste of funding on that building he was making.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Ia/+0)
I think he’s allowed to stay on the Federal Reserve. If the new guy is confirmed ( he hasn’t been yet, has he?) Powell would cease to be chair
Posted by: Frid at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)
Make elections free and fair again.
Republicans obviously win.
"You can't win free and fair elections, that's why you have to rig them!"
Shut up, Kafka.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Ot/FD)
They are absolute experts at accusing the other guy of doing exactly what they've been doing for decades.
They only get away with it because their Media-Minions never call them on it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Never seen a razor or deodorant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Skip"
They are all sumuddy.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
They dropped the investigation.. Primarily because RINO refused to vote for the Trump nominee unless they did....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (O1a6r)
I think he’s allowed to stay on the Federal Reserve. If the new guy is confirmed ( he hasn’t been yet, has he?) Powell would cease to be chair
Posted by: Frid at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (8Xy/A)
Why would we allow that, he's a partisan hack.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Trump's win in 2024, if it was 20+ years ago, would have been a wave that swept Republicans to at least a 20 seat majority in the House.
Maybe 40.
That's how razor thin precise Dems have gerrymandered their states--they held Rs to a small majority in a wave.
But they have almost no seats they can flip now either--they need a wave to flip the red seats in their states since they've packed so many R voters in them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
They dropped the investigation.. Primarily because RINO refused to vote for the Trump nominee unless they did....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (O1a6r)
well now that they've voted, its back on the table.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)
No, not good. But at least that family of dickheads get indicted. The sense of entitlement many on the left have that leads them to believe they can get away with violence needs to be stopped cold.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tubal at April 29, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar
Ha! I wanted it last year !
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
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If they try to take my red swingline stapler, I'm going to burn the whole place down!
Posted by: Chairman Powell at April 29, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
I realize "allegedly" is used to avoid defamation claims and is something of an affectation derived from the "innocent until proven guilty" trope BUT...in this instance it's on fucking video live and in 4k.
Posted by: Their violence is violence at April 29, 2026 05:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wally at April 29, 2026 05:31 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: JackStraw
Hopefully the kid was thrown off her college kicky ball team too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
I think if his term is not up he can stay. He’s just not the chair. I’m not saying Trump would allow it. I think that’s just in the regulations.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (8Xy/A)
I know when I yell through my bullhorn or blast my air horn I am dressed nicely.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
If you mean worn Skims or Spanx under her jumpsuit, I agree. However, it seems to be a thing now in the black community especially, where mostly younger women are going out in public wearing those under garment foundations as garments alone. Yes. And the light colored ones you can practically see through. Sexy!!
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
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6h
Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson invoke Trump's comments on "sh*thole countries" and "they're eating the dogs" as having some bearing on whether he can end temporary amnesty for Haitians.
An increasingly exasperated Solicitor General John Sauer explains to them why they don't.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:33 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: beckster
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Not illegal nor even the much lower standard of ethics. Basically the official machine takes longer but the indictment exists once the true bill is voted upon by the grand jury and that true bill's existence is NOT a violation of grand jury secrecy.
Those cover deliberations or the occasional secret sealed indictments.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Wally at April 29, 2026 05:31 PM (0e5Te)
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Exactly my thought too.
Reuters is assho.
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (KtOUo)
But James revealed City Hall chiefs shot it down, instead wanting to focus on converting to solar lamps that will cost up to $6,000 each.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)
Just install a hand grenade under the wiring cover, with the pin pulled, and the cover holding the lever in. Really reduce repeat thieving.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:34 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (tDfxJ)
Posted by: JackStraw
Hopefully the kid was thrown off her college kicky ball team too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yes. The Strib was really pulling for them non-stop, describing them as a regular suburban family. If they hadn't been at the ICE facility, there would have been no charges at all.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (kX27y)
They are eating the pets of the people who live there.
whoa whoa whoa
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 05:35 PM (jGJov)
An increasingly exasperated Solicitor General John Sauer explains to them why they don't.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 05:33 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, that really strays far afield from the question whether it is an executive function the President has control over. It's "can we allow him to have control over this."
They are acting as members of a governing or review board.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (GD0B3)
They are acting as members of a governing or review board.
Posted by: Axeman at April
They are no different than Karen HOA President in their thinking.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
You know a dozen people tagged them with the video of that guy cooking the cat in the park.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (rOERL)
we need something like the Electoral College so that governors and state reps need to work for everyone in the state instead of just for the big cities.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Scotus outlawed that in Reynolds v Simms. I discuss above.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (4F/0/)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
They dropped the investigation.. Primarily because RINO refused to vote for the Trump nominee unless they did....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2026 05:29 PM (O1a6r)
well now that they've voted, its back on the table.
Posted by: Oldcat
Already is, Inspector General of Fed in involved and for Powell, it means he has to testify as long as he stays in the Fed (no fifth amendment right) to the IG's investigation. I think they did this just so Powell will leave the Board of Governors promptly to avoid questioning.
It happened several times in Trump I administration once the DoJ and FBI became subjects of the IG investigation for that department. People resigned or retired to avoid testilying.
IG can also give criminal referrals which sticks up the ass of someone like Boasberg as much more obvious to try to stymie indictments based on an OIG investigation.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)
Could this be the new inititive for illegals? Put them in CECOT for awhile and blast them to Mars to form their own colony?
ICE could soon inform them: your homeland, CECOT or a future in Mars. Let's see how many self deport over this deal!
I am simply thankful I remembered seeing this somewhere vs dreaming:
https://tinyurl.com/yd5v6uk5
Granted we know they will become cannibals up there and mutate but I think it's a win win. Add a few Haitians and Somolians to the mix and see who wins (there won't be cats on Mars).
He says it's early because his first rocket exploded...but I think we have enough illegals to rush it, Elon.
Then send a handful once the rocket is a success then many in cargo rockets.
These are the illegals who refuse to go to their homeland and when CECOT is full. Or send some El Salvadorians as well to help them. Either/or.
I may have worked too long in the garden today and need to pace myself to think about this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)
As to voter redistrict correction
The leftists all wailed
"The VRA ship has sailed!
We must once again rig the election!"
Posted by: Not Muldoon but trying at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
Powell doesn't have to leave the board when he is replaced as Chairman.
He should resign, like most former Chairmen have, but he isn't required to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 29, 2026 05:39 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
Caltrops in his parking stall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:40 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 05:41 PM (4F/0/)
Way before my time. Is that when Grover Cleveland was born?
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (9lqZe)
Pelosi's sweet 16 party.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 05:43 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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As I said above, an active OIG investigation is targeting the cost overruns. OIG can make Powell testify if he does not leave the board regardless of the 5th Amendment. If he leaves, then they no longer have power to compel testimony.
I think this was the backup when Powell did not resign and Boasberg stuck his oar in. And the OIG after the conclusion of its investigation can still give criminal referrals for prosecution to the DoJ.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)
Way before my time. Is that when Grover Cleveland was born?
Posted by: Case at April 29, 2026 05:36 PM (9lqZe)
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I'm not sure Thomas Paine ever got closer than 10 miles from my house.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JackStraw
They have another daughter, Desiree, that has disavowed what her mother, father, and sister has done and has stated so publicly. In part what she has stated:
“I’m his second daughter and I’ve experienced firsthand how he’s publicly and personally put me down simply because I don’t align with their beliefs. That’s a big part of why l’ve chosen to distance myself from them. Watching situations like this unfold only reinforces that decision.
This behavior is not something I stand for it’s honestly disappointing and disturbing.”
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2026 05:46 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (pohLc)
Gov Fat Asshead Pritzker of IL is now under federal investigation over his removal of toilets from his mansion to avoid paying $330k in extra property taxes.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 05:23 PM (viF8m)
I realize "allegedly" is used to avoid defamation claims and is something of an affectation derived from the "innocent until proven guilty" trope BUT...in this instance it's on fucking video live and in 4k.
Posted by: Their violence is violence
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Yep and yet the white dindu nuffins in that case persist in lying about the affair despite the video being out there.
Democrats now rely on blatant baldfaced lies, not only their officials, but their voters do as well. They lie as they breathe.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
Take them all out, and put in one 8-seater, for his exclusive use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 05:52 PM (utfVc)
"He's Got Super Hearing": Trump Tells NASA Administrator He Has "Beautiful Ears"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 29, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:14 PM (xcxpd)
The thing with that is you could apply that suspicion to literally everyone who has not been president before. It is not a course of action unless you have actual evidence. He has a good team in Florida and a majority in the legislature. Who knows how he'd do at the national level?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
I don't know, I just predict based on his last run at the title. I'll be happy to be proven wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 05:56 PM (xcxpd)
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