Al Gore: All of My Predictions from <i>An Inconvenient Truth</i> About Greenland and the Arctic Completely Losing Their Ice Were "Proven Dead Right;" and BTW, Now I'm Warning About a Coming Ice Age (Which Will Also Not Happen)

Al Gore: All of My Predictions from An Inconvenient Truth About Greenland and the Arctic Completely Losing Their Ice Were "Proven Dead Right;" and BTW, Now I'm Warning About a Coming Ice Age (Which Will Also Not Happen)

Everything he predicted twenty years ago were "proven dead right," except for everything he predicted.

And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing.

A lot of these rich nepo babies like Al Gore and Tuq'r Qarlson aren't nearly as rich as I'd assumed. They're still shilling and huckstering into their elder years.

Former Vice President Al Gore is still making climate doom predictions, 20 years after his warnings from An Inconvenient Truth proved false -- this time invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow for a rapt Hollywood audience.
Gore joined the first-ever Sustainability in Entertainment Honors event Thursday, organized by The Hollywood Reporter and the Sustainable Entertainment Alliance, for a keynote conversation with The West Wing star Bradley Whitford.

This idiot cuck again. I hate this guy. He's a dweeb so he plays "smart" characters -- by which I mean another dweeb, Aaron Sorkin, uses him as his puppet to ventriloquize his own personal stupid dweeb political propaganda -- and so he believes he's smart in real life.

Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.

The pair reminisced about the Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, conspicuously omitting its failed prophecy that Earth's ecosystems would reach a "tipping point" of no return, thanks to human industrial activity, in only ten years. That deadline that came and went a full decade ago.
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In response to this doomsday warning, Whitford sets a more drastic timeline -- that if Gore's energy policies are not enacted, "we're in an ice age in, like, 10 years." However, Gore punts the prophecy's deadline much farther into the future, dodging any chance of accountability.

So note it is this actor dweeb who spent his grade school years getting stuffed inside lockers who advanced the ice age prediction-- but Al Gore then endorses it, while avoiding making a prediction about when this will come to pass.

Like all Doomsayers, his previous specific predictions have been proven dead wrong, so now he wants to keep things vague.

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WHITFORD: And if there is a tipping point here where the gradual threat of climate change becomes immediate, where -- if that happens and the Gulf Stream ceases to exist as we know it, we're in an ice age in, like, 10 years.
GORE: No, no, no. It would take longer -- it, I mean, I'm not the expert-
WHITFORD: [Crosstalk] I wear makeup, Al.
GORE: But I've spent a lot of time with them. But it would be bad. It would be very bad and would be bad on a scale that is beyond our, anything we can compare it to today.

The ultimate authority on all questions involving life on earth, Al Gore, is now declaring that global warming is out, and global freezing is in. Safe bet that he found a whole new angle to line his pockets off the climate grift. pic.twitter.com/oQ5CtY9laS
— Lee Zeldin (@epaleezeldin) April 29, 2026

Al Gore says the doomsday predictions from climate scientists 20 years ago "were proven dead right," so we should take them even more seriously now.

He says it's "inevitable that we're going to see Greenland go and the west Antarctic ice sheet go."

Reminder, in 2006, Gore… pic.twitter.com/W042RpBeUA
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 27, 2026

Al Gore just said “none of the predictions from the past 20 years have been wrong from climate scientists.”

This inspired me to go back and watch the classic An Inconvenient Truth.

Upon rewatch it was worse than I remember! pic.twitter.com/XRO2Lw3W4O
— Lucy Biggers (@LLBiggers) April 1, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

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1 ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (I2/7O)

2 Get some help!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (YlWIZ)

3 Are the policies to stop global cooling the same as those to stop global warming by any chance?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 29, 2026 03:21 PM (okun6)

4 Dump coal ash on the glaciers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:22 PM (I2/7O)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Greenland becomes green?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (I2/7O)

7 Lee Zeldin is correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Yl2Ob)

8 Lum has been NOODed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Al Gore: All of My Predictions from An Inconvenient Truth About Greenland and the Arctic Completely Losing Their Ice Were "Proven Dead Right;" and BTW, Now I'm Warning About a Coming Ice Age (Which Will Also Not Happen)

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So, you were dead right, but the world didn't see worldwide destruction from the ice caps which definitely melted.

So, we should burn more coal like India and China?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (R/457)

10 AlGore, never has a man so richly deserved to be frozen in Carbonite only to be thawed in a hundred years to be laughed at.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)

11 And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing.

Bet that expansive pool house he has is going to cost a fortune to heat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (N39Ws)

12 MAN
BEAR
PIG

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:25 PM (diia5)

13 Actually, I seem to remember a Time magazine article from the 1970s I think predicting a Global Ice Age.

So again, AlGore has never had an original thought or scam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (2GVsD)

14 A lot of these rich nepo babies like Al Gore and Tuq'r Qarlson aren't nearly as rich as I'd assumed. They're still shilling and huckstering into their elder years.
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Do they need the money or are they just doing it for the love of the game?

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (oqH4h)

15 GORE: No, no, no. It would take longer -- it, I mean, I'm not the expert-
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Really?

Haven't you been portraying yourself as THE expert on "climate change" for the past twenty years or so?

If your "experts" are so wrong, why aren't you blaming them?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (gnNyN)

16 @LLBiggers
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Al Gore just said “none of the predictions from the past 20 years have been wrong from climate scientists.”

This inspired me to go back and watch the classic An Inconvenient Truth.

Upon rewatch it was worse than I remember!

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So... Miami and San Francisco voting is a fraud since they were swallowed up by West Antarctica and Greenland's melting glacier, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (R/457)

17 I hope Al Gore’s nuts freeze off and skid across the floor like ice cubes on meth.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:26 PM (+r3CQ)

18 Move South.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (I2/7O)

19 He may be partially right, I think we just passed the eleven year high on the sun cycle, so we can expect a little bit colder for a decade then starting up again. He picked 25 years which will mean he is dead, but he should have went with 10 years this time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)

20 Money is irrelevant, it is all about the ego stroking.

"People like me!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:27 PM (2GVsD)

21 They got an awful lot of milage out of global warming.

You think they're going to keep the global freezing thing going for that long or are they going to pivot to acid rain more quickly?

Posted by: FeatheBlade at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (vJrRc)

22 Never give up the con.

Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (T8bqm)

23
Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama are three (but not limited thereto) reasons why the Nobel Peace Prize is a silly joke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (HdYcL)

24 Can you imagine them ever coming out and saying:

Global Warming is Cured! The earth is saved!

or

The reparations worked! We are all equal now!

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (jcC6S)

25 Fact checking Al Gore is going to be lit. And hilarious.

But mostly hilarious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (jehhT)

26 Burn all the coal stat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (I2/7O)

27 GORE: But I've spent a lot of time with them. But it would be bad. It would be very bad and would be bad on a scale that is beyond our, anything we can compare it to today.

How about the Arctic or the Antarctic? I think we could compare it to those places. You know, if what you're saying wasn't utter horse hockey.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)

28 You forgot Yassir Arafat

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (2GVsD)

29 They can re-run the episode of "In Search Of" that predicted a possible Ice Age. Series hosted by Leonard Nimoy, think this episode was late 1970's.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (ky7/T)

30 Sheer madness. they simply will not give up on this ludicrous Climate Change hoax. I keep assuming that they'll abaondon it at some point and move on to the next virtue-signaling idiocy, like Boycott Grapes or Save the Whales or whatever, but this one particular obsession just won't go away, like syphilis or Robert De Niro..

Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (Av6i5)

31 Are the policies to stop global cooling the same as those to stop global warming by any chance?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Yes. Just twice as expensive.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (1QpW/)

32 So now we need more Co2, right?

Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

33 It’s kinda funny now that liberals embraced Cheney. Because he was meant to be the VP in the Day after Tomorrow that went from climate denier to believer. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (+r3CQ)

34 It has been Global Cooling, Global Warming, Climate Change, and now Global Cooling again.

The scams are cyclical.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)

35 Sounds like poor Al's chakras are out of alignment again.

Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

36
Whenever the earth reaches its ideal temperature, women will continue to complain and fiddle with the thermostat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (HdYcL)

37 They got an awful lot of milage out of global warming.

You think they're going to keep the global freezing thing going for that long or are they going to pivot to acid rain more quickly?

I'm anticipating that gamma ray bursters will be the next big thing that's somehow our fault and which requires that we give Democrats more money and power.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (Riz8t)

38 Show your children the previous predictions. They are getting hit hard with the propaganda.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (XHO5P)

39 Enlarge the cow herds. Feed them burritos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (I2/7O)

40 It looks like the only thing Gore has spent time with is a buffet.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (+r3CQ)

41 Come closer. I want to release my Chakra in your love canal.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

42 We need more coal plants. Reopen the mines.

We have workers available. *looks at dems*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

43 This would indeed be terrible news if we weren't already dead from ozone depletion, DDT, Alar, acid rain, overpopulation, starvation, nuclear fallout, and the 1970s ice age. Not to mention net neutrality, Y2K, and pulling out of the Paris Accords.

Posted by: How much catastrophe can one man take? at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

44 The scams are cyclical.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)

Just like the many names for commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

45 34 It has been Global Cooling, Global Warming, Climate Change, and now Global Cooling again.

The scams are cyclical.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)

You forgot the ozone layer and acid rain.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (NZNFx)

46 Does Al still own a beach house? Does Owebama still live on the coast?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Warm good. Cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugg the Caveman at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

48 Sheer madness. they simply will not give up on this ludicrous Climate Change hoax.

It's a religion. You don't just walk away because the world didn't end at the millennium.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

49 I always hear AlGore in Rush’s voice.

I miss Rush.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (3izFu)

50 An Inconvenient Truth

For a long time in the past, the Earth did turn into a giant ice ball. It was only because the Earth's core stayed molten that it was reversed.

Not a single SUV or Human was involved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (2GVsD)

51 >>Are the policies to stop global cooling the same as those to stop global warming by any chance?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Yes. Use it as a money laundering scheme to pay back Democrat party supporters through NGO’s and other frauds. Also, as a means to raise taxes on the citizens so they keep paying the graft in ever increasing amounts.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (+r3CQ)

52 Al Gore read the recent report that an El Niño was taking shape in the Pacific and wanted his global freezing prediction to coincide with that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (5yDGQ)

53 This is as close to correct as Al Gore has ever been.

We ARE in an ice age. The ice IS coming back.

Posted by: JB at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (znyt+)

54 It's a shame coastal property prices have cratered in the last 30 years. Why didn't we listen to the commies???

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (jcC6S)

55
Nobel Prizes

Chemistry and Physics: Rock solid
Medicine: Less reliable
Economics: Pretend science
Literature and Peace: Total jokes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (HdYcL)

56 Also, grab screenshots of all the Leftists' tweets panicking about warming and CO2 now, before they delete them, so you can throw them at them later when they start panicking about Global freezing.

Although I think the current panic they're trying to gin up is about the Gulf stream falling apart.

... which might be related to the new freezing panic, maybe

Posted by: FeatheBlade at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (vJrRc)

57 I may be mistaken but I swear this turn to Global Freezing happened back in the '70's too.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (m/atT)

58
You forgot the ozone layer and acid rain.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (NZNFx)

I'm old enough to remember you were assaulted if you crushed a McDonald's Big Mac container because crushing styrofoam released freon into the atmosphere and was destroying the ozone layer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

59 There's room on the cross for you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (I2/7O)

60 26 Burn all the coal stat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (I2/7O)
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Way ahead of ya!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)

61 I can't wait to hear the solution to global cooling from the global warming crowd.

Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

62 invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow

You have got to be kidding me.This movie was utterly laughable in its "science." Sure itnwa sa rollicking good time as a sci-fi adventure movie, but the pseudo-"science" upon which it was based was about as legit as Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)

63 Winter is coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (I2/7O)

64 Here’s an inconvenient truth. Al Gore looks like 10 pounds of cowpies stuffed into a 2 pound bag.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (+r3CQ)

65 Release my chakras, bitches!

Posted by: Al "Oversexed French Poodle" Gore at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

66

I'm old enough to remember you were assaulted if you crushed a McDonald's Big Mac container because crushing styrofoam released freon into the atmosphere and was destroying the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

CFCs from AquaNet.

Posted by: Tipper just wanted to get rid of hair metal at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

67 "GORE: No, no, no. It would take longer -- it, I mean, I'm not the expert"

So, NOW you tell us after all these years.
WE TRUSTED YOU!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

68 37 They got an awful lot of milage out of global warming.

You think they're going to keep the global freezing thing going for that long or are they going to pivot to acid rain more quickly?

I'm anticipating that gamma ray bursters will be the next big thing that's somehow our fault and which requires that we give Democrats more money and power.
Posted by: Archimedes
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No, we appease the angry sun with hurling Democrat officials and their big donors directly into the sun. It is the historical thing to do except now we have the means to send them there directly.

I think we can count on Elon to help nowadays.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)

69 When has Al Gore ever been right about anything?

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)

70 Oh for the love of God; we're back to the ice age again. That was the f**king 70's, man. I hated the f**king 70's. For f**k's sake, these f**king r*tards have nothing else. They can't even make up new sh*t. They just steal old dried out sh*t somebody else made up a half century ago. F*ck i'm tired of this nonsense.

Posted by: Nelly at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (6+ehB)

71 Sheer madness. they simply will not give up on this ludicrous Climate Change hoax.

It's a religion. You don't just walk away because the world didn't end at the millennium.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

It's also just another re-branding of communism. As soon as communism fell in the early 90's the "Green" movement got super energized. At least to my observation.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (m/atT)

72 64 Here’s an inconvenient truth. Al Gore looks like 10 pounds of cowpies stuffed into a 2 pound bag.
Posted by: Vengeance
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Steroids and being a closeted homo will do that to ya.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)

73 Maybe Bradley Whitford can go the way of Ted Bradley in Crichton's State of Fear: walking happily out to be eaten by cannibals, because they are cheering the coming slaughter.
He was ready for his close-up, or so he thought until they started cutting slices.
I need to reread that book!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (enw9G)

74 What science degrees does Mr. Gore hold?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (I2/7O)

75 I can't wait to hear the solution to global cooling from the global warming crowd.

Posted by: WisRich at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

Spoiler Alert: More taxes, less liberty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

76 You have got to be kidding me.This movie was utterly laughable in its "science." Sure itnwa sa rollicking good time as a sci-fi adventure movie, but the pseudo-"science" upon which it was based was about as legit as Planet of the Apes.
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)

The movie that said global warming was SOOO BAD it was going to cause massive hurricanes around the globe that would lead to an intense FREEZE event, destroying most of humanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

77 This is as close to correct as Al Gore has ever been.

We ARE in an ice age. The ice IS coming back.

Posted by: JB

More precisely, an interglacial period. I've seen a number of decent sources noting that. Five gets you ten they're switching to this because the actual facts are becoming undeniable and they're trying to spin them to keep the grift going.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (OUMaO)

78 No no n o

Start by sacrificing Greta von Thule upon the altar of an Aztec Temple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (2GVsD)

79 Chemistry and Physics: Rock solid
Medicine: Less reliable
Economics: Pretend science
Literature and Peace: Total jokes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (HdYcL)

What about the Nobel Prize for Being 12.5% Black? I mean, it's storybook man.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (jcC6S)

80 There's room on the cross for you.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (I2/7O)

A common trope in video games is a large tree with many bodies hung by the neck on it.

Just a suggestion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

81 69 When has Al Gore ever been right about anything?
Posted by: XTC
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Expanding his bank balances from fooling the rubes.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)

82 What science degrees does Mr. Gore hold?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (I2/7O)

He's held a professor's balls in his mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

83 No, we appease the angry sun with hurling Democrat officials and their big donors directly into the sun. It is the historical thing to do except now we have the means to send them there directly.

I think we can count on Elon to help nowadays.

So we're just ignoring obsidian knives and pyramids now?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (Riz8t)

84 Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.

--------------

Well, I certainly did.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:35 PM (VdTX+)

85 Is this where I whip out my 2nd chakra and let the wait staff give it a good massaging?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (Fbc0I)

86 A return to the '70s means Herb Tarlack suits, gas lines, and Disco.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)

87 LOCKBOX

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (MSlZp)

88 49 I always hear AlGore in Rush’s voice.

I miss Rush.

They are back. I'm seeing them in Fort Worth this June

Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (HcoTw)

89 They can say any lie they want because they're evil and corrupt and their followers are retarded and insane.

Posted by: Biergood at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (PwgSL)

90 70 Oh for the love of God; we're back to the ice age again. That was the f**king 70's, man. I hated the f**king 70's. For f**k's sake, these f**king r*tards have nothing else. They can't even make up new sh*t. They just steal old dried out sh*t somebody else made up a half century ago. F*ck i'm tired of this nonsense.
Posted by: Nelly
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You have discovered the truth about Democrats. They never forgive and never forget. Only difference is the targets for attack.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)

91 Spoiler Alert: More taxes, less liberty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Have you ever noticed that the solutions to war, poverty, inequality, racism and the weather are all communism? Amazing!

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (jcC6S)

92 There was a chick I worked with who was an eco nut. She was always yapping at me about my styrofoam coffee cup. When they started to phase them out I went to Costco and bought about a three year supply. She had a stroke that after about a year when most major coffee chains got rid of them I was still coming with my styrofoam cup. Bint.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (+r3CQ)

93
I'm old enough to remember you were assaulted if you crushed a McDonald's Big Mac container because crushing styrofoam released freon into the atmosphere and was destroying the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM

I don't remember anyone saying that but I do remember the styrofoam containers. I do remember being shamed for aquanet ruining the planet or something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (NZNFx)

94 Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama are three (but not limited thereto) reasons why the Nobel Peace Prize is a silly joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:28 PM (HdYcL)

***

Warm Greetings from Hell!

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (affD0)

95 Mr. Gore holds a bachelor of Arts in Government. Guess what the sollution is.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (I2/7O)

96 A return to the '70s means Herb Tarlack suits, gas lines, and Disco.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)

Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

97 Archimedes

See my #78

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (2GVsD)

98 74 What science degrees does Mr. Gore hold?

Sadly, I know lots of PhDs who've drunk the KoolAid. A degree isn't a guarantee that you're immune to propaganda.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (Riz8t)

99 It'd be nice if any of our 'journalists' ever asked any follow-up questions. Especially uncomfortable ones. But of course they don't and that's why they're better referred to as stenographers. Only for the Left of course. When it comes to questioning someone on the right they become dogged prosecutors.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (m/atT)

100 If it's the opposite now, we should be encouraging more CO2 production. Drive, baby, drive!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (n5tGW)

101 Father of the Internet

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (3izFu)

102 A return to the '70s means Herb Tarlack suits, gas lines, and Disco.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)

Totally worth it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)

103 A noticed a few months ago that the climatistas started pivoting back to the storyline of "Climate change will disrupt the gulf stream, and we'll all freeze!" Which is of course just the plot of the ridiculously bad 2004 climate porn sci-fi movie, "The Day After Tomorrow."

The left figured out that they couldn't convince people that it was going to be a hundred degrees hotter in 10 years, and also that no one was really concerned about potential temperatures going up a degree or so.

So now they're getting their "science" from old and failed bad sci-fi movies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (rGqqI)

104 Al Gore was born in a log cabin and made the internet possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

105 "Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life."

I was under the impression Hugh Jackman thinks he's Liberace in real life.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (w/O5Q)

106
Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

____________

Also peak Jacqueline Bisset

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (HdYcL)

107 When has Al Gore ever been right about anything?

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)

He was right about Fire Bad

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (jcC6S)

108 Go long on polyester leisure suit futures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (I2/7O)

109 Archimedes

See my #78

Great minds.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

110 Sure itnwa sa rollicking good time as a sci-fi adventure movie,
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
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Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.

Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (0OHKH)

111 I'm pretty sure that in addition to inventing the internet, Algore invented AI.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (VdTX+)

112 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2026 03:32 PM (HdYcL)

I haven't even heard of most of the writers who won for literature.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2026 03:39 PM (Yl2Ob)

113 I’m betting Al Gore has phd in waffles.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 29, 2026 03:39 PM (+r3CQ)

114 OT - more Somali crap out of MN:

easttowestt 🌍 🇮🇱🇹🇼
@westtoeastt
·
13h
Meet Kassim Busuri who only four months ago demanded President Trump apologize for calling Somalians “garbage.”

Turns out Trump was right. Busuri, owner of A Plus Universal Child Care and Learning Center, had his business raided today.

Oh, and he’s also St. Paul’s first Somalian city council member.

Garbage indeed.

Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (kX27y)

115 Algore invented AI.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:38 PM (VdTX+)

Ilhan Omar thinks AI is Al Gore's first name.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jcC6S)

116 no controlling legal authority

lockbox

Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jGJov)

117 Gore dropped out of Masters level religion and law.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (I2/7O)

118 Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.

Emmy Rossum and Sela Ward were both very hawt in that movie. Does that count for anything?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)

119 A return to the '70s means Herb Tarlack suits, gas lines, and Disco.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)

Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

We need to scheme a massive propaganda campaign that bras are killing the planet. And puppies, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (dK+Kv)

120
Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost at April 29, 2026 03:38

No, that movie was totally retarded.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (NZNFx)

121
Ilhan Omar thinks AI is Al Gore's first name.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jcC6S)

"I had a meeting with A One Gore the other day......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

122 The massage therapists were wise to his warming rants, and then the groping.

If he starts ranting about cooling, they'll never see it coming.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (FLwGJ)

123 > invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow

I love the scene in the library where the cold air chases them down the hallway, complete with horror film chasing cam. They close the door just in time, and the door edges freeze blue. Then a homeless guy teaches them how to insulate their clothes using crumpled paper.

I also love the part where they carefully consider which books they can use to burn for warmth, and they decide on tax law books. Then some Karen scolds them for not knowing the importance of books, that they have to treasure knowledge, and they have to feast upon the word of tax law.

So stupid.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (mkw2N)

124 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Al Gore invented Steak Sauce!

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:41 PM (jcC6S)

125 Maybe Ford will bring back the V-10 F350.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 03:41 PM (UjdFS)

126 >>>Also peak Jane Seymour and a scarcity of bras.

Gen Z college girls have been doing the no bra thing for awhile. Problem is they're all fat now.

Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (jGJov)

127 I was totally mesmerized when I watched Al and Tipper perform in the masterpiece, Love Story.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (Fbc0I)

128 All of that Carbon capture must cease before we all freeze to death.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (I2/7O)

129
"Someday, the earth as we know it will not exist. That'll be $10 trillion, please."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (n7rxJ)

130 What science degrees does Mr. Gore hold?

Fish Don't Like Electricity

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)

131 ChiComm Butt-Boy Algore (who inherited the title from The Clintons) would have made an excellent Grifter-in-Chief.

I think Gruesome Newscum has finally since inherited ChiComm Butt-Boy status now from Swallowswell.

What a hive of villainy and treason ... but mostly treason.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (VdTX+)

132 In Daws' Prisoners of the Japanese the POWs scientifically determined which paper made the best material to roll cigarettes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)

133 He's a dweeb so he plays "smart" characters -- by which I mean another dweeb, Aaron Sorkin, uses him as his puppet to ventriloquize his own personal stupid dweeb political propaganda -- and so he believes he's smart in real life.

Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.

Are you talkin' to me?! Are you talkin' to me?!!!!

Posted by: Robert De Niro at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (bFu5X)

134 >>>Maybe Ford will bring back the V-10 F350.

best we can do is a turbo charged 4 banger with an electric battery, but hey, 72" touch screen. on the dash!

Posted by: Ford designers at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (jGJov)

135 I'd bet Tipper Gore has stories to tell...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (affD0)

136 Ilhan Omar thinks AI is Al Gore's first name.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (jcC6S)

Inventor of Al Steak Sauce.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

137
Fish Don't Like Electricity
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 29, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)

Oklahoma fishing technique.

Get the old phone crank, put the wires in the water and crank away. Fish will float right up to your boat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

138 > Al Gore invented Steak Sauce!

If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)

139 What tastes more like steak than steak?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (I2/7O)

140 A return to the '70s means Herb Tarlack suits, gas lines, and Disco.

Posted by: Anna Puma
________

And glorious feathered hair parted down the middle. Damn, I had a mane in the 70s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (XvL8K)

141 I loved Gore as the wooden plank in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (jcC6S)

142 The only way Arsenal could score is from the spot.

Posted by: Accomack at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (GbONR)

143 "tipping point"

Use of that phrase is a 100% absolute guarantee the speaker knows nothing of science.

1) it violates the laws of thermodynamics and
2) it requires ignoring both feedback and counter mechanisms in the climate.

The only way you could show yourself to be more scientifically ignorant is to cite Venus as a potential outcome of global warming.
Which the almost all do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (tUP1A)

144
best we can do is a turbo charged 4 banger with an electric battery, but hey, 72" touch screen. on the dash!
Posted by: Ford designers at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (jGJov)

The Ford GT with the Ecoboost 6 cyl won Le Mans....twice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

145 >>>If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks.

Thanks, Karen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

146 >> A lot of these rich nepo babies like Al Gore and Tuq'r Qarlson aren't nearly as rich as I'd assumed. They're still shilling and huckstering into their elder years.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

What if they just get off on fooling suckers out of money? I was corrected by commenters here for my inference that aging rockers must not be as rich as I thought, since they're still doing the grueling work of stadium and arena tours. They pointed out that e.g. Paul McCartney said if people stopped buying tickets he would busk, since making music for people is just what he loves. That I can understand, but soulless snakes are harder to get in the head of; so, it's hard to imagine, but maybe they're just love tricking people too much to ever stop, and cold hard cash is the firmest proof the scam worked.

Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (Sy6m/)

147
If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

148 The only way you could show yourself to be more scientifically ignorant is to cite Venus as a potential outcome of global warming.
Which the almost all do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (tUP1A)
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Then Mars must be the potential outcome of global cooling, using that standard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (gnNyN)

149 This fucking guy.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (rOERL)

150 The very best of minds~!!!

@nypost 2h
DOT releases new vision for Park Ave. - transforming busy roads into pedestrian paradise https://trib.al/pUXhocw

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (diia5)

151 Upon my retirement from Congress, I will be opening a chain of Bar and Grills throughout California.

"Feng Feng Bar and Grills..........

"Liquor in the Front and Poker in the Rear"..

Main Course of South China Sea "SNAPPER" with free Nachos and "Bearded Clam" Dip...

CUM by and have a good time.....

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (38587)

152 The only way you could show yourself to be more scientifically ignorant is to cite Venus as a potential outcome of global warming.
Which the almost all do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 03:44 PM (tUP1A)
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Then Mars must be the potential outcome of global cooling, using that standard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (gnNyN)

Boys are from penis and girls have vagina.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

153 Al Gore taught the pilgrims to put a fish in the soil to fertilize the crops.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)

154 If the sea levels rise and the earth is flat, wouldn't the overflow of water just drain over the side?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:46 PM (Fbc0I)

155 Hot, cold, wet, dry; all proof of Anthropic Global Warming.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)

156 The Ford GT with the Ecoboost 6 cyl won Le Mans....twice.

My wife's car is an Exploer ST
400 hp twin turbo v6

I get the side eye when we drive it on the weekend
I like sport mode.

Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 29, 2026 03:47 PM (HcoTw)

157 Pedestrisns move at 3 miles per hour.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (I2/7O)

158 this time invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow for a rapt Hollywood audience.

A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)

159 All the rest of the standard lefty Current Things I find merely annoying, mostly.

The Church of Climate Change is by far the worst and most pervasive one. It's a religion for atheists, masquerading as science but for retards and the true believers are like Crossfit enthusiasts or Navy SEALs in that they simply cant STFU about it.

I have a friend who is mostly a good dude but for some reason he's a true believer and good grief when he starts at it I just walk away.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

160 AlGore invented Brass Buttons...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (affD0)

161
A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)]

I have old fallout shelter commercials on my phone. It's funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

162 >>>If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks.

Thanks, Karen.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

He's not wrong though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)

163 Gore better tell Bill Gates to stop dumping particles in the sky to "dim the sun".

Now Simon Bar Sinister did have a "Go Snow" machine that threatened the world, but Underdog stopped him, to save his Sweet Polly Purebread.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (vbXSk)

164 From X

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: FLORIDA SENATE PASSES the 2026 Ron DeSantis-drawn Congressional map, headed to his desk for SIGNATURE

🔥🔥🔥

This means the GOP stands to gain +4 seats in the Sunshine State alone! 🇺🇸

Florida is RED — MAKE IT LAW!

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)

165 this time invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow for a rapt Hollywood audience.

A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.

Or Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)

166 Pedestrian paradise?

Some Mo in a Ford Exploder will still run people down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (2GVsD)

167 Great! Those polar bear steaks in my freezer have to be worth a fortune!

Posted by: Biff at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (EJ6Qm)

168 Hey ACE, I was reading just the other day about a guy who spent all of his free time training a flock of crows to steal money. He trained them by putting money on the ground and feeding them if they brought it to him...or put coins in a plastic cup on his porch. Sure enough, he started getting gifts of currency...which continues to this day. AND, apparently those that learned teach other crows.

So, put a tip jar on your porch and keep feeding the crows.

Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)

169 No toom for rickshaw lanes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (I2/7O)

170 > Thanks, Karen.

> Thread winner.

My comment's reviews are mixed.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

171 Pedestrisns move at 3 miles per hour.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (I2/7O)

I wish.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

172 this time invoking the science fiction film The Day After Tomorrow for a rapt Hollywood audience.

A film I'm constantly confusing with The Day After, the 80's "Reagan will kill us all with nuclear war" film.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)

Same commie assholes behind it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

173 ‘And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing’

That’s the old grift. Before the global warming grift, it was the ‘new ice age’ grift. 1970s. That proved catastrophically wrong, so they reversed 180 degrees to global warming. Now theyre back to their original grift.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (aeiyZ)

174 110 Sure itnwa sa rollicking good time as a sci-fi adventure movie,
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
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Am I the only one who thought Day After Tomorrow was stupid as shit? I went to see it because of Art Bell, and I never thought he was smart about the climate, that movie really pissed me off just about every way possible.
Posted by: Art Bell's Ghost

Yes, it "pissed me off' if you take it at face value and as propaganda -- but I tried watching it just as I would watch Godzilla, or Zardoz - OKl this would never actually happen, so let's just view i9t as a ridiculous funny fantasy. The scene where the "coldness" chases the hero through the New York Public Library, as if "coldness' was a tactile physical entity with defined boundaries and consciousness, was hilarious.

Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM (Av6i5)

175
Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.

Now, that's where you're wrong, mate!

Next time I lay me eyes on you, I'll deploy my adamantium claws and turn your head into confetti and your spleen into sushi.

By which I mean, I shall pull the plastic picnic knives I get from KFC, and give you a right brutal scratching!

And then...then we will see, digger, just who is Wolverine and who isn't not.

Until that moment...ta!

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (iJfKG)

176 lol sock fail

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h)

177 Anyone who has Al Gore on as a guest should be hounded off the air. That's Tim Miller of the Bulwark who's a complete idiot and just nods like an out of control bobblehead. Gore has always been an idiot. He lost his home state , Tennessee, when he ran for president. Enough said

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (gu0hJ)

178 What if they just get off on fooling suckers out of money? I was corrected by commenters here for my inference that aging rockers must not be as rich as I thought, since they're still doing the grueling work of stadium and arena tours. They pointed out that e.g. Paul McCartney said if people stopped buying tickets he would busk, since making music for people is just what he loves. That I can understand, but soulless snakes are harder to get in the head of; so, it's hard to imagine, but maybe they're just love tricking people too much to ever stop, and cold hard cash is the firmest proof the scam worked.
Posted by: SciVo
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Sociopaths do that. Same with criminals, it becomes a habit then a permanent link with their own identity.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)

179 Climate change is not a hoax!
- purple haired hag

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (n5tGW)

180
So ice age, global warming, now ice again. What about a new threat: global sameness. Conditions stay about the same, and it becomes generally recognized that mankind can't affect that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (azNOR)

181 Al Gore would have been in the Epstein Files, but none of the girls would have him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (Fbc0I)

182 Everything he predicted twenty years ago were "proven dead right," except for everything he predicted.
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That's why no one has seen snow on Mt. Kilimanjaro in 12 years, right?

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)

183 Anyone remember the curated list of things Global Warming was blamed for? It had like 2500 entries with citations, I thought.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (jcC6S)

184 Or Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:49 PM

Never saw that one.

Never plan to, either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (bFu5X)

185 177 Anyone who has Al Gore on as a guest should be hounded off the air. That's Tim Miller of the Bulwark who's a complete idiot and just nods like an out of control bobblehead. Gore has always been an idiot. He lost his home state , Tennessee, when he ran for president. Enough said

But we all know he won Florida

Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (HcoTw)

186 Snowball Erf!!! Woohooo!!!

I'm gonna be the first to circumnavigate the planet on a snowmobile.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (G4ajv)

187 Global Freezing is so 70's.

That was the junk they were trying to sell us back then.
Not to long after that is was "Glo-bull(shit) Warming" followed by "Climate Change" when they met resistance.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (qoLdL)

188 Failed Divinity Student Albert Gore.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)

189 Is the hockey stick in the room with us now?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (YlWIZ)

190 It's a religion. You don't just walk away because the world didn't end at the millennium.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

The Millerites helped found the Seventh Day Adventists.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)

191 AlGore, never has a man so richly deserved to be frozen in Carbonite only to be thawed in a hundred years to be laughed at.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)

Or... have a bullet ant applied to his genitals every time he communicates with something about any matter other than food choices, and when his diaper needs changing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)

192 162 >>>If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks.

Thanks, Karen.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

He's not wrong though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)

It's not about need. It's about seeing if you really are badass enough to shoot someone over feeling insulted that someone put sauce on your steak.

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (iXqHn)

193 Anyone who has Al Gore on as a guest should be hounded off the air. That's Tim Miller of the Bulwark who's a complete idiot and just nods like an out of control bobblehead. Gore has always been an idiot. He lost his home state , Tennessee, when he ran for president. Enough said
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:50 PM (gu0hJ)

The fact that mental midget didn't question Al's bullshit statement that "everything scientists said for the last 20 years came true" should relegate him to being launched into the ocean to become shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

194 I think Guam is ready to tip over probably this year also......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (lagsy)

195 So ice age, global warming, now ice again. What about a new threat: global sameness.

Hmmmm. Tough to make a movie about that.

Bob takes his family to the beach, and...nothing happens! Run, Bob!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (Riz8t)

196 117 Gore dropped out of Masters level religion and law.
Posted by: Boss Moss

IRRC, Gore did worse as a divinity student at Harvard than did GW Bush at Yale. Grades for both were leaked.

GW was a C student, I think Gore was a D student.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)

197 WHITFORD: And if there is a tipping point here where the gradual threat of climate change becomes immediate, where -- if that happens and the Gulf Stream ceases to exist as we know it, we're in an ice age in, like, 10 years.

Uh the gulf stream is not going to suddenly stop, that's not physically possible.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (0N4FZ)

198 I was just thinking about rakshasa literally an hour ago. Maybe two.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (gKWVE)

199 To be fair, we wouldn't be here discoursing over the Internet t'were it now for Albert Gore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)

200 So, Al Gore is a follower of the belief system that if you say something three times, it is true.

I wonder if he clicks his heels together three times, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (DwqWV)

201 @150 muggings and pickpocketing skyrocket on Park Ave. DoT can't explain why

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (gu0hJ)

202 173 ‘And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing’

That’s the old grift. Before the global warming grift, it was the ‘new ice age’ grift. 1970s. That proved catastrophically wrong, so they reversed 180 degrees to global warming. Now theyre back to their original grift.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Voila:

https://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=873

[bJohn Holdren in 1971: “New ice age” likely

https://archive.nytimes.com/ tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/29/ dr-holdrens-ice-age-tidal-wave/

Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (Av6i5)

203 181 Al Gore would have been in the Epstein Files, but none of the girls would have him.

He'd touch a titty and jizz himself like Forrest Gump did.

Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (HcoTw)

204
It's not about need. It's about seeing if you really are badass enough to shoot someone over feeling insulted that someone put sauce on your steak.
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (iXqHn)

Waitress: Would you like some stake sauce?

Patron: *racks slide*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Bush beating Gore is the biggest set back to hit this country since Reagan’s ghoul ass beat the only genuinely good man to ever be president.

It’s hard not to be depressed about this. We’re in the middle of the sixth great extinction and there’s no realistic way to undo that. I hope whatever comes after humans can do better.

my father is an illiterate alcoholic republican and my mom threw An Inconvenient Truth on one day just for fun and he ate that up and believed every word.

felt like a win

idk if I can get that excited about hitting this 2050 net zero target, and then getting to a reduction of 50% of manmade carbons by 50% by 2075. Like, I'll be 81 years old by then...We still need to spend trillions of dollars on revolutionizing the grid. lots more work ahead to get to a place where things start improving temperature wise.

The planet will be fine until the sun expands in its red giant phase, but humanity and the rest of the biosphere will not be.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)

206 Soul Train and qualludes. Bring it on!

Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (W5mpo)

207 Hot, cold, wet, dry; all proof of Anthropic Global Warming.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 29, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)

Weather is not climate, hater!

Say the people who cry about Global Warming any time there is a storm somewhere.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (jcC6S)

208 No one remembers me.

Posted by: Nuclear Winter at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)

209 If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks

——

The best steakhouses in the world have a sauce they serve with their steaks. Even legendary places like Peter Luger. And they all season them before they reach your table. Even the best meats, perfectly cooked, can me made even better with (judicial) use of spice and sauce.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (aeiyZ)

210 The Millerites were so crest-fallen when the Raptured failed to happen in 1848.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (2GVsD)

211
Tipper Gore.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (IifOV)

212 Anthropomorphic Continental Drift.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (I2/7O)

213 Who cares what a beached whale thinks about the climate?

Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (Oy/m2)

214 Gorbull Warmination has been 12 years away since the 1980s and yet here we are and I still can't put my cold weather clothes away yet...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

215 the pseudo-"science" upon which it was based was about as legit as Planet of the Apes.
Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)

IIRC, the poster showed the Statue of Liberty frozen into a glacier.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

216 No one remembers me.

Carl Sagan and his manipulated math does.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (2GVsD)

217
Uh the gulf stream is not going to suddenly stop, that's not physically possible.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (0N4FZ)

It will when it runs out of fuel and is forced to land.....Or crashes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

218 I just gotta say...

"Welcome to Jurassic Park" is fun to learn on the piano.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (R/457)

219 No one remembers me.
Posted by: Nuclear Winter at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)

***

Dude...

Posted by: Ozone Hole at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (affD0)

220 209 If you need to put steak sauce on your steak, your steak sucks

——

The best steakhouses in the world have a sauce they serve with their steaks. Even legendary places like Peter Luger. And they all season them before they reach your table. Even the best meats, perfectly cooked, can me made even better with (judicial) use of spice and sauce.

And a dash of ketchup

Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (HcoTw)

221 Millerite - everything you always wanted in a prediction, and less.

Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (W5mpo)

222 The Blade picked up a rental 3/4 ton pickup yesterday. Damn these things are huge. Gotta be twice the size of the same model from the 1990s.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (aeiyZ)

223 >>>The Millerites were so crest-fallen when the Raptured failed to happen in 1848.

It was waiting for Kirk Cameron and the Left Behind books

Posted by: brak at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov)

224 Who cares what a beached whale thinks about the climate?

what if the whale turns into a pot of petunias?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)

225 Salt is the best steak sauce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (I2/7O)

226 He'd touch a titty and jizz himself like Forrest Gump did.
Posted by: Hanging Chad

Oh, look at Mr High-and-Mighty who can last to penetration!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (ycI94)

227 Remember global warming is real and will flood the coastlines any day now...even though the people telling us this keep buying beach front homes...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

228 The importance of speech therapy.

This kid tried to say "burrito" for a full month before mom figured out what he meant and hit the drive-thru

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

229
IIRC, the poster showed the Statue of Liberty frozen into a glacier.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

Yes. Because the 100 ft. storm surge from the hurricanes that caused instant freeze captured part of Ms. Liberty in ice.

Sofa king retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

230 my father is an illiterate alcoholic republican and my mom threw An Inconvenient Truth on one day just for fun and he ate that up and believed every word. felt like a win

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)

Be a shame if someone doxxed the guy and forwarded that comment to his dad.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE)

231

"Gore joined the first-ever Sustainability in Entertainment Honors event Thursday, organized by The Hollywood Reporter and the Sustainable Entertainment Alliance, for a keynote conversation with The West Wing star Bradley Whitford."

So organized by the Hollywood media.

Got it.

FIRST EVER.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (et1vG)

232 the best meats, perfectly cooked, can me made even better with (judicial) use of spice and sauce.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM

So, your saying judicial use of spice and sauce let you beat the best meats?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)

233 Snowball Erf!!! Woohooo!!!

I'm gonna be the first to circumnavigate the planet on a snowmobile.
Posted by: Reforger

Japan's entertainment industry leading the way..... there's an anime titled "Snowball Earth" running this season.

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (P5/js)

234 The Gulf Stream has faltered before, though it was long before Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)

235 The Millerites helped found the Seventh Day Adventists.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)

I probably shouldn't be surprised by that history, but it seems that those who claim their religion is Bible based end up not reading, you know, the Bible.

Jesus TOLD you that you would not know the day nor the hour. What part of that did you not get?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (DwqWV)

236 Amusing admission from Fed chief Powell in meeting,

"
The Reckoning 💥
@sethjlevy
*POWELL: PART OF SLOWER JOB GROWTH REFLECTS LOWER IMMIGRATION

He finally admits the obvious."

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (E4rtv)

237

this explains why Zeldin was being screeched at by a muppet that looked like Ruth Buzzi after her head was vacuumed out.

I question the timing.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (et1vG)

238 wow those reddits are always so humorous in their comments. It's a crazy town of delusion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (n5tGW)

239 Salt is the best steak sauce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM

Yep salt is all you need on a steak or pork chop. If you really want to get wild you can toss on some freshly cracked black pepper as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)

240 what if the whale turns into a pot of petunias?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM

Oh, no...not again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (qSSvv)

241 Whitford has always been an arrogant little leftist snot. Ace is spot on that his fantasy role in West Wing went to his head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (gu0hJ)

242 The Planet has a fever.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (I2/7O)

243 Anyhoo, "Planet of the Humans" was a superior sequel to whatever environmentalist bullshit kids get forced into watching. It shows how "green" instantly became a racket and did more damage to the environment than just not worrying would have done.
PotH was by Michael Moore no less.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

244 236 Amusing admission from Fed chief Powell in meeting,

"
The Reckoning 💥
@sethjlevy
*POWELL: PART OF SLOWER JOB GROWTH REFLECTS LOWER IMMIGRATION

He finally admits the obvious."

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (E4rtv)

======

False. There are no deportations. In fact, H1-Bs are now in the billions and Chinese students all have green cards.

All because of Minnesota.

Catch up with current day blackpill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (R/457)

245 239 Salt is the best steak sauce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM

Yep salt is all you need on a steak or pork chop. If you really want to get wild you can toss on some freshly cracked black pepper as well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)

And butter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

246 He'd touch a titty and jizz himself like Forrest Gump did.
Posted by: Hanging Chad

Oh, look at Mr High-and-Mighty who can last to penetration!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM

Hang on for eight seconds more, and you can get a big belt buckle!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (0sNs1)

247 183 Anyone remember the curated list of things Global Warming was blamed for? It had like 2500 entries with citations, I thought.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 03:51 PM (jcC6S)

That is wattsupwiththat.
I have it bookmarked on my computer.
Been a minute since I've been there.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (G4ajv)

248 the best meats, perfectly cooked, can me made even better with (judicial) use of spice and sauce.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:54 PM

So, your saying judicial use of spice and sauce let you beat the best meats?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)
——

‘Yes’

— That Gay Attempted Assasin

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (aeiyZ)

249 Outback Steakhouse used to serve a 'Tiger Dill' sauce with the ribeye.

Sour cream, dill and horseradish. First Lady has gotten good at making it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

250 The best part is that entire countries shut down their nuclear capacity over what this sweaty shlub was selling.

Crank up those reactors! It's going to get cold again!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Fbc0I)

251 230 my father is an illiterate alcoholic republican and my mom threw An Inconvenient Truth on one day just for fun and he ate that up and believed every word. felt like a win

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)

Be a shame if someone doxxed the guy and forwarded that comment to his dad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE)

Wait, you mean it isn't okay to be an illiterate alcoholic Republican?

Whatever shall we do?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (DwqWV)

252 Oh no, not again!

Posted by: The Pot of Petunias at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (9CBNQ)

253 242 The Planet has a fever.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (I2/7O)

=======

I'm ringing my cowbell as loud as I can!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (R/457)

254 The Planet has a fever.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM

And the prescription is MOAR COWBELL.

Posted by: Nuclear Winter at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (4NO2D)

255 The planet will be fine until the sun expands in its red giant phase, but humanity and the rest of the biosphere will not be.

IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,

is too small to become a red giant.

Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)

256 230 my father is an illiterate alcoholic republican and my mom threw An Inconvenient Truth on one day just for fun and he ate that up and believed every word. felt like a win

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (ycI94)

Be a shame if someone doxxed the guy and forwarded that comment to his dad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (gKWVE)
------

It's Reddit. Chances are that comment is a complete work of fiction, the author doesn't even live in the US, and also doesn't know who his father is because his mother is a skanky bar hoe.

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)

257 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Mark in South Jordan at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (6WQ4p)

258 Yep salt is all you need on a steak or pork chop. If you really want to get wild you can toss on some freshly cracked black pepper as well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)

And butter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

Harry Carey's in Chicago serves a truffle butter............

Damn near orgasmic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

259 183 Anyone remember the curated list of things Global Warming was blamed for? It had like 2500 entries with citations, I thought.
Posted by: ...

-----------
It turned me into a newt.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (4F/0/)

260 (It got better)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (4F/0/)

261 Arthur Dent, you multiple-me murderer!!

Posted by: Agrajag at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (9CBNQ)

262 Who cares what a beached whale thinks about the climate?

what if the whale turns into a pot of petunias?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)
---
It will think "Oh, not again!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

263 Fallen Angels by Niven, Pournelle, and Flynn. What happens when luddite greenies get control.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (ky7/T)

264 250 The best part is that entire countries shut down their nuclear capacity over what this sweaty shlub was selling.

Crank up those reactors! It's going to get cold again!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Fbc0I)

======

Really, they shut down because of an earthquake in Japan that minorly hurt a nuclear reactor about 3 generations out of date that leaked almost no nuclear radiation.

Germany didn't just shut down their nuclear reactors, either.

They destroyed the towers. To replace them they'd have to go through EU regulatory hurdles from scratch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (R/457)

265 242 The Planet has a fever.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Whatever you do, don't get more cowbells!!!

Posted by: Retard who thinks cow farts are destroying the climate at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (ycI94)

266 Learn to coal... it's going to get nippy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (jehhT)

267
Good thing cuz the locals weren't going to charge them at all, I bet.......

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
4h
BREAKING: Two leftists who ATTACKED conservative journalist Savanah Hernandez @Savsays outside ICE Minneapolis have just been INDICTED by a grand jury on FEDERAL CHARGES, per Fox

FAFO! 🔥

Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (kX27y)

268 Europe and Canada freeze first. It will take time for it to reach civilization.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (I2/7O)

269 Hey, I can be literate at any time. Soon as I find my pants.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)

270 249 Outback Steakhouse used to serve a 'Tiger Dill' sauce with the ribeye.

Sour cream, dill and horseradish. First Lady has gotten good at making it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

1/2 Heavy Whipping Cream, whipped
1/2 Sour Cream
A nice big hit of horseradish
A handful of fresh chopped dill
A good grind of black pepper

Served with standing rib roast sliced thick

Mmmm....

Christmas dinner.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (DwqWV)

271 The Planet has a fever.
Posted by: Boss Moss

And the only cure is more cowbell!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (ndZc7)

272 256 It's Reddit. Chances are that comment is a complete work of fiction, the author doesn't even live in the US, and also doesn't know who his father is because his mother is a skanky bar hoe.

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)

=======

"I showed my dad an Inconvenient Truth decades after the predicted things didn't happen, and he was totally convinced."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (R/457)

273 My mood soured...

I think I'm going to watch 'Ichi the Killer.'

As sadomasochistic yakuza enforcer Kakihara searches for his missing boss he comes across Ichi, a repressed and psychotic killer who may be able to inflict levels of pain that Kakihara has only dreamed of.

But in reality, isn't this truly the story of the climate cult and Al Gore.

Or Democrats and their 'leaders.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

274 Al Gore's net worth is listed at 300m, if that guy isn't rich enough then I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (XV/Pl)

275 *POWELL: PART OF SLOWER JOB GROWTH REFLECTS LOWER IMMIGRATION

He finally admits the obvious."

It Trump has deported 2M illegals, and my math of 10% of them work in the formal economy, a nominal loss of 200K jobs would actually be a static and indicate neither gains nor losses in employment.

Obviously if my estimate on how many work is wrong the difference would be greater - if all of them work as the left claims a 2M job loss would be expected...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

276 267
Good thing cuz the locals weren't going to charge them at all, I bet.......

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
4h
BREAKING: Two leftists who ATTACKED conservative journalist Savanah Hernandez @Savsays outside ICE Minneapolis have just been INDICTED by a grand jury on FEDERAL CHARGES, per Fox

FAFO! 🔥

Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 04:00 PM (kX27y)

======

Why is the DOJ elbowing in on Congress' job of arresting people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (R/457)

277 yeah, once thugs attack somebody in an ICE-related situation, ICE is a Federal agency, sooooo

Posted by: gKWVE at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

278 Al Gore is the Paul Krugman of Paul Ehrlichs.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (rJ48h)

279 If the Gulf Stream "went away" it would not affect our climate which come from the West, but would severely impact Europe, since most of the continent is at the same latitude as North Canada or the Arctic.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

280 Uh the gulf stream is not going to suddenly stop, that's not physically possible.

It would be a disaster. All the ships would run into the one furthest north.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

281 254 The Planet has a fever.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 03:58 PM

And the prescription is MOAR COWBELL.
Posted by: Nuclear Winter

mOAR COW~~BELL~~FARTS

Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (Av6i5)

282 Oh, I've burned through this month's chocolate rations.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (Sco7b)

283 Ichi the Killer has some redeeming features.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)

284 I'm ringing my cowbell as loud as I can!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM

You need to really let it explore the grey box comment space!

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickenson at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (0sNs1)

285 Gore lost his home state of Tennessee in 2000. Still funny

Posted by: Jmel at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (XEklC)

286 190 The Millerites helped found the Seventh Day Adventists.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)

I can't hear "Seventh Day Adventists" without thinking about Dan Garton's novel ("Ravenous") where a werewolf decides to terrorize a town because they're all Seventh Day Adventists.

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (iXqHn)

287 I can't wait for Global Temperate. All of our porridge will then be perfect!

Posted by: Baby ManBearPig at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (oji8u)

288 Uh the gulf stream is not going to suddenly stop, that's not physically possible.
Posted by: Mister Scott

But but but it's WEAKENING! and it's WEAKINEING SLOWER THAN NORMAL!

We must BUILD A DAM BETWEEN ALASKA AND KAMCHATKA to KEEP IT FROM COLLAPSING

Posted by: FeatheBlade at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (vJrRc)

289 Garbage indeed.
Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 03:40 PM (kX27y)

I'd rather be garbage than a thief. But then I am a Gringo, and have Gringos' beliefs.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (rbvCR)

290 Pants on a weekday? Yaleman!

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (I2/7O)

291 We’re in the middle of the sixth great extinction and there’s no realistic way to undo that. I hope whatever comes after humans can do better....

These people are dumb and stupid. That's a dangerous combination.

Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (Oy/m2)

292 275 It Trump has deported 2M illegals, and my math of 10% of them work in the formal economy, a nominal loss of 200K jobs would actually be a static and indicate neither gains nor losses in employment.

Obviously if my estimate on how many work is wrong the difference would be greater - if all of them work as the left claims a 2M job loss would be expected...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

=======

This sounds like shit I say every jobs report.

"Really, we need to be at 150,000 jobs per month."

"Why? The 150,000 number is a leftover from the 2000s assuming population growth from the 2000s. Why should we apply that to 2026 when Trump is deporting shit tons of people and shit tons more are leaving on their own?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (R/457)

293 > The best steakhouses in the world have a sauce they serve with their steaks. Even legendary places like Peter Luger.

In those cases, the steak sauce might add to the steak. The steak doesn't need sauce to be good/edible/whatever.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (mkw2N)

294 I wasn’t around when it dropped, but the SC decision on racial gerrymandering is a nuclear bomb. Or at least potentially so. The southern red states will still have to get off their asses and start fucking all these fake engineered minority districts in the ass.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (aeiyZ)

295
They destroyed the towers. To replace them they'd have to go through EU regulatory hurdles from scratch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

----
They plan to turn one of the lignite mines into a lake.
Just to fuck future generations who will never be able to reclaim it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (4F/0/)

296 My Gulf Stream broke down too, but then I got the carburetor fixed and now it runs fine.

Posted by: zombie at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (Av6i5)

297 285 Gore lost his home state of Tennessee in 2000. Still funny

Posted by: Jmel at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (XEklC)

======

Mitt Romney lost 2 of his 3 home states (Michigan and Massachusetts...he won Utah).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (R/457)

298 219 Dude...
Posted by: Ozone Hole at April 29, 2026 03:55 PM

Ahem

Posted by: Polar Bear on chunk of ice at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (qoLdL)

299 283 Ichi the Killer has some redeeming features.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)

Yeah, I saw it before. Enjoyable movie.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

300 291 We’re in the middle of the sixth great extinction and there’s no realistic way to undo that. I hope whatever comes after humans can do better....

These people are dumb and stupid. That's a dangerous combination.

Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (Oy/m2)

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They should probably unalive themselves for the planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (R/457)

301 What if they just get off on fooling suckers out of money?
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 03:45 PM

They want the money and the applause, they need it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2026 04:04 PM (NZNFx)

302 The planet will be fine until the sun expands in its red giant phase, but humanity and the rest of the biosphere will not be.

IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,

is too small to become a red giant.

Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)

No, it is the right size. Not a supergiant like Antares, but it will get big enough to eat up the inner planets.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)

303 Paul Shanklin did the best Algore voice, IMO.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (cZMme)

304 294 I wasn’t around when it dropped, but the SC decision on racial gerrymandering is a nuclear bomb. Or at least potentially so. The southern red states will still have to get off their asses and start fucking all these fake engineered minority districts in the ass.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (aeiyZ)

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I've been seeing potential 37-1 Texas maps where the 37 GOP districts are Trump+20 leaving the one Democrat district Kamala+60.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)

305 This might be funny if enviros didn't try to commandeer the the whole planet and take us all captive on their ride, but "Next Ice Age" is how we got "Global Warming".

Climate Scientists were dooming about the "Next Ice Age" and at some point they started measuring temperatures, and found no developing ice age. No general decline in temperature.

So you might be able to guess the next bit: WE'RE ARTIFICALLY KEEPING THE PLANET WARM!!

Now, we might just skip past "cataclysmic Gore-bull warming", and just rejoin the "Next Ice Age", already in progress.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)

306 Quintet 2: Al Gore's Icee Boogaloo

Posted by: Zombie Paul Newman at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (QP+6w)

307 Sixth extinction event?

Why do I have Dr. Wattsman from Dirty Pair: Project Eden screaming and jumping up down as a mental image?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (2GVsD)

308 "Whatever comes after humans." What sad pathetic creatures. Like humanity is just nothing. The Earth was made for us, fools. The clues are everywhere.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (jcC6S)

309 I once heard the VP debate between Jack Kemp and Gore as "the quarterback talking to the goal post."

Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

310 When has Al Gore ever been right about anything?
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)

Rumor has it that he was once quoted as saying, "Good Heavens, Tipper, it's just a song. Chill out."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

311 My Gulf Stream broke down too, but then I got the carburetor fixed and now it runs fine.

My stream broke down but my doctor said that's normal for someone who is 29.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

312 If there is a danger of an ice age shouldn't we start releasing more CO2 starting right now. Which would conveniently reduce energy costs. Someone check whether Al Gore has invested in AI so is now about cheap power. Although with Gore its more likely he would just be getting paid to preach the new 180 degrees from his previous doomsday, doomsday message.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (fncUB)

313 In Daws' Prisoners of the Japanese the POWs scientifically determined which paper made the best material to roll cigarettes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)

The word I heard was that you should not use the Japanese occupation script, as the inks are carcinogenic when burned. At least the Indonesian scrip.
Which sadly was a very nice size to roll a cigarette

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (rbvCR)

314 307 Sixth extinction event?

Why do I have Dr. Wattsman from Dirty Pair: Project Eden screaming and jumping up down as a mental image?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (2GVsD)

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It's a good thing the left hasn't demonized the one guy trying to make humanity an interplanetary species in the middle of the sixth extinction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (R/457)

315 Dill is an underrated spice. There’s a Russian bar/restaurant in Manhattan that makes a dill-infused vodka. Sounds nasty. It’s actually very good.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (aeiyZ)

316 I've been seeing potential 37-1 Texas maps where the 37 GOP districts are Trump+20 leaving the one Democrat district Kamala+60.

Let me guess: Austin, or the black part of Houston?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t)

317 "my mom threw An Inconvenient Truth on one day just for fun and he ate that up and believed every word."

Yeah, someone put a stock photo of a dry lake bed next to a graph of the number of dentists who recommended Dentene, and I knew right then it was ALL TOO TRUE...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (MSlZp)

318 229
IIRC, the poster showed the Statue of Liberty frozen into a glacier.

In 5 years, the Statue of Liberty will look like "The Planet of the Apes" and...

The Earth will have Runaway Greenhouse Effect and look like Venus in 5 years !!!!!

Sell everything now and move to the "Moon" ......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (lagsy)

319 "GORE: No, no, no. It would take longer -- it, I mean, I'm not the expert-"

No, Al, you are the "expert". I mean, given the timeline of Infinity and Beyond, you're going to be right. So pat yourself on the back, Nostradamus 2.0.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (oji8u)

320 310 When has Al Gore ever been right about anything?
Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 03:34 PM (iXqHn)

Rumor has it that he was once quoted as saying, "Good Heavens, Tipper, it's just a song. Chill out."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

To be fair, being married to that twat would probably break even the most committed moron.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (DwqWV)

321 None of this will matter berceuse World War 12 is Coming !!

Posted by: Illam Omar at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (lagsy)

322 OH that's right! if he is right, we will have to wear pants. Damn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)

323 leaving the one Democrat district Kamala+60.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)

"The right side of history"

On that note, obama's library of doom opens in about 50 days. Get your ID and $30 tickets now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (Sco7b)

324 Those extinction ebents couldn't have been successfull. The crazy made up $hit people learn in schools.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (I2/7O)

325 The planet will be fine until the sun expands in its red giant phase, but humanity and the rest of the biosphere will not be.

IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,

is too small to become a red giant.

Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)

No, it is the right size. Not a supergiant like Antares, but it will get big enough to eat up the inner planets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)

Bloody hell, mate!

It that case-

Make that two ice cold Foster's and one for the road!

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 04:08 PM (iJfKG)

326 Catch up with current day blackpill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

One could probably make bank with that name on X. The Daily Blackpill which would cherrypick the finest examples of DOOM on the net.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

327 312 If there is a danger of an ice age shouldn't we start releasing more CO2 starting right now. Which would conveniently reduce energy costs. Someone check whether Al Gore has invested in AI so is now about cheap power. Although with Gore its more likely he would just be getting paid to preach the new 180 degrees from his previous doomsday, doomsday message.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:06 PM (fncUB)

Honey, if the volume and frequency of DH's farts is any indication, we're freezing up next week or so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)

328
Isn't Climate Change getting exhausted? I know I've seen polls where it's now below 50% on the Concern level.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)

329 I have put herbs on steak, but only for something different.

Mostly though - salt.

I fry up a good onion though, and that is a nice side - not caramelized, beyond that. A little blackened and full of flavor, and it makes a nice addition.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (4F/0/)

330 When you go to the pickle ranch to pick your pickle, the sweeter ones are close in.

For the others, it's a long way to pick a dilly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (0sNs1)

331 Sell everything now and move to the "Moon" ......
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:07 PM (lagsy)
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Yes! By all means! Don't wait until it's too late!

Posted by: Blackrock at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

332 302 The planet will be fine until the sun expands in its red giant phase, but humanity and the rest of the biosphere will not be.

Better panic now and sell everything because we only have 5.2 Billion years to solve this problem....

Posted by: Illam Omar at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (lagsy)

333 Has anyone checked the NEOs for another Eye of Set?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (2GVsD)

334 Hey great, the Northeest Passage is open, quick trip from Europe to the Pacific

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

335 294 I wasn’t around when it dropped, but the SC decision on racial gerrymandering is a nuclear bomb. Or at least potentially so. The southern red states will still have to get off their asses and start fucking all these fake engineered minority districts in the ass.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:03 PM (aeiyZ)

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I've been seeing potential 37-1 Texas maps where the 37 GOP districts are Trump+20 leaving the one Democrat district Kamala+60.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)
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I’ll shit my pants in ecstasy if that happens. The decision has ramifications for blue states too. Quite a few blue state districts are clearly racially gerrymandered. AOC’s for one. The state itself will never do shit, but if the GOP would get off their lazy douchebag asses and start challenging them, they would hold the House in massive majorities.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (aeiyZ)

336 AlGore, never has a man so richly deserved to be frozen in Carbonite only to be thawed in a hundred years to be laughed at.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)

And then refroze again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (snZF9)

337 We’re in the middle of the sixth great extinction

Ilhan Omar says it's the eleventh.

Posted by: Bulg at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

338 Better panic now and sell everything because we only have 5.2 Billion years to solve this problem....
Posted by: Illam Omar at April 29, 2026 04:10 PM (lagsy)

Is that before or after world war eleven?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (DwqWV)

339 335
I’ll shit my pants in ecstasy if that happens. The decision has ramifications for blue states too. Quite a few blue state districts are clearly racially gerrymandered. AOC’s for one. The state itself will never do shit, but if the GOP would get off their lazy douchebag asses and start challenging them, they would hold the House in massive majorities.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 29, 2026 04:11 PM (aeiyZ)

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I doubt much change in the blue states will happen.

Just replace race with partisan makeup, and you probably have pretty much the exact same districts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (R/457)

340 I have put herbs on steak, but only for something different.

Mostly though - salt.

I fry up a good onion though, and that is a nice side - not caramelized, beyond that. A little blackened and full of flavor, and it makes a nice addition.

You guys are completely ignoring a good pan sauce. Saute shallots and a bit of garlic, add red wine, salt and pepper, and reduce, add chicken stock and reduce, add butter, et voila. It improves ANY beef.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

341 I withdrew all my 401K funds ($178,000) and bought Al Gore Carbon Credits....

Now you are telling me they are worthless and it was totally a SCAM !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)

342 Bers

A perennial "Laugh at Al Day?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (2GVsD)

343 Now, we might just skip past "cataclysmic Gore-bull warming", and just rejoin the "Next Ice Age", already in progress.
Posted by: Axeman
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We could just sample Dem congressional critters' speeches and assume the opposite is true. They do love inversion.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)

344 341 I withdrew all my 401K funds ($178,000) and bought Al Gore Carbon Credits....

Now you are telling me they are worthless and it was totally a SCAM !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)

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I have beanie babies you can hedge with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (R/457)

345 I didn't catch whether Louisiana has to go back to a previous map or if they get to do a new one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)

346 I to was not around or the earlier posts.

I did a crtl-F on the SCOTUS ruling comments. No mention of Reynolds v. Simms.

That is the big kahuna. That is the ruling that says one man, one vote applies to state districting, so instead of a geographic districting (like there is on federal level,) there is all this district bull. It should be based on county, for example. So each county gets one state rep, each group of counties one federal rep.

OMOV gives power to the cities, encourages migration, concentrates power to facilitate fraud, and leaves rural ares floundering. It is what has caused all our problems (that and the 17th. and 19th. and commies. and muzzies. "amongst our weaponry..." hold on, I'll come in again.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (4F/0/)

347
Hegseth is dealing with the tards on the hill today.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 SECWAR PETE HEGSETH WITH THE STUNNING TAKEDOWN

REP. JACOBS (D): Do you believe that the president is mentally stable enough to be the commander-in-chief?!

HEGSETH: YOU wanna ask that question when you and your fellow Democrats defended Biden who could barely speak, a secretary of defense who went AWOL for a WEEK!
@RapidResponse47

Posted by: beckster at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y)

348 Beanie Babies?

Tulips man, tulips.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)

349 348 Beanie Babies?

Tulips man, tulips.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)

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Really, both.

Gotta have a balanced portfolio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (R/457)

350 >>>In those cases, the steak sauce might add to the steak. The steak doesn't need sauce to be good/edible/whatever.

Posted by: bonhomme

>Didn't Ace blog about putting ketchup on his ribeyes? A nice marinade or dry rub also works.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (Fbc0I)

351 Oh right. I think I've heard the "Global warming will disrupt the gulf stream, and that will cause an ice age" before. Or maybe it was just "will cause Europe to get way more cold" I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (fncUB)

352 Yeesh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (I2/7O)

353 When was WW 3 through 11??

I must have slept through that History Course at the Brattleboro Learing Center.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (38587)

354 M-O-O-N. That spells Ice Age.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

355 Al Gore would have been in the Epstein Files, but none of the girls would have him.

He'd touch a titty and jizz himself like Forrest Gump did.
Posted by: Hanging Chad at April 29, 2026 03:53 PM (HcoTw)

Song written about Algore.

https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)

356 351 Oh right. I think I've heard the "Global warming will disrupt the gulf stream, and that will cause an ice age" before. Or maybe it was just "will cause Europe to get way more cold" I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2026 04:14 PM (fncUB)

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I'm still waiting for an explanation for how increased CO2 leads to increased water vapor. You know...the central tenet of the global warming science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (R/457)

357 So the GOP prepared for this ruling and has the plans ready to enact right now right?

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (jcC6S)

358 I withdrew all my 401K funds ($178,000) and bought Al Gore Carbon Credits....

Now you are telling me they are worthless and it was totally a SCAM !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)

Can I interest you in some swamp land??

Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Oy/m2)

359 You guys are completely ignoring a good pan sauce. Saute shallots and a bit of garlic, add red wine, salt and pepper, and reduce, add chicken stock and reduce, add butter, et voila. It improves ANY beef.
Posted by: Archimedes

That goes on the mashed potatoes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (4F/0/)

360 They should probably unalive themselves for the planet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They basically have, by not having kids. The problem is they're also working hard to mentally infect the children of normal people.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (ycI94)

361 Who cares about Europe?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (I2/7O)

362 Greta understood exactly what Algore is doing and she improved on it.

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (KtOUo)

363
If there is a danger of an ice age shouldn't we start releasing more CO2 starting right now.

Posted by: PaleRider

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Look, if there's a danger of an ice age or any long-term global climate catastrophe, shouldn't we require Swimming, Agriculture, Carpentry, Minerology, all kinds of basic survival skills in grade school and high school NOW? Why are we taking up precious education time with Inclusion and Diversity lectures? Your ability to identify microaggressions will not help when the floodwaters are rising or the crops have frozen over.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

364 I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.

IIRC, the fresh meltwater from Greenland and Antarctica flows into the ocean and stops the circulation, because reasons.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

365 Oh, any beach property for sale?
Can be inland say 50 miles for now.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

366 "Balanced portfolio? Can I interest you in some gold?" - G. Gordon Liddy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)

367 I also bought 135,00 pet rocks when I was 25.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (38587)

368 357 So the GOP prepared for this ruling and has the plans ready to enact right now right?

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (jcC6S)

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LA, Mississippi, and Alabama for sure.

Blackburn (wannabe TN governor and current senator) is calling for the TN legislature to reconvene to pass a 9-0 map.

But, if primaries have started, it's hard to imagine anyone meeting the timing threshold required.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (R/457)

369 World War 11, the Spinal Tap of destruction

Posted by: Dark L at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (W5mpo)

370 I doubt much change in the blue states will happen.

Just replace race with partisan makeup, and you probably have pretty much the exact same districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Will affect state legislative districts in blue states is more likely. And it might signal doom for disparate impact analysis of the CRA enshrined in Griggs v. Duke Power decision. Scotus may overturn that one based on constitutional grounds aka 14th Amendment does not permit the court's interpretation of the Civil Rights Act and subsequent actions by Dems to enshrine that doctrine into US law.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

371 Look, if there's a danger of an ice age or any long-term global climate catastrophe, shouldn't we require Swimming, Agriculture, Carpentry, Minerology, all kinds of basic survival skills in grade school and high school NOW?

The universities are doing their part with plenty of Underwater Basket Weaving courses.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

372 Sell everything now and move to the "Moon"

Don't give Gore any ideas. He'll start selling "tidal credits" to stop the Moon's drifting orbit.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (NdsRs)

373 because reasons.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Models!!!!!!

Our models tell us so! (we adjust parameters until they do, because no one gives grants to study "and then nothing happened." )

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (4F/0/)

374 362 Greta understood exactly what Algore is doing and she improved on it.
Posted by: torabora

I'd like to help unleash her chakras!

Posted by: No One Ever at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (ycI94)

375 365 Oh, any beach property for sale?
Can be inland say 50 miles for now.

That would definitely prove "Obama" is Idiot" because that Martas Vineyard house is basically worthless ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (38587)

376 I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.
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Bad juju, man. Bad juju.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)

377 If the earth stops spinning the Gulf Stream will die.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (n5tGW)

378 Done with work for the week.

Technically work from home tomorrow, but don't have anything difficult or high-stress on the schedule, so...

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (iXqHn)

379 Jesus TOLD you that you would not know the day nor the hour. What part of that did you not get?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 03:57 PM (DwqWV)

Decoding the Bible is an ancient sport, even Sir Isaac Newton calculated out the end of the Earth, but added something along the line of , if it is not then, I have no idea when.

I do think the Millerites were more of a hope than despair, though. They had seen the flourishing of religion in the US and the horrors of the Civil War, and hoped that would mark the end of the old world and the birth of the return, since it meant they had seen the best of mankind and the greatest calamities, and things would not get worse.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

380 An increase in temperature of say 2C could cause a rise in sea temperatures would cause some of the sequestered methane buried in the seabed to dissolve back into gas and disrupt the Gulf Stream.

If I am remembering something I read a few years ago. Maybe simplifying things.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)

381 And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing.
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Ain't no shrift.
Papa's got a brand new grift!

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

382 Nobody ever gets taken to the train station.

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (KtOUo)

383 You mean that processed food is like "Soylent Green" which is......

"PEOPLE OF COLOR" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, RFK Jr. is Correct !

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (38587)

384
Is ManBearPig still assaulting massage therapists ?

Bro is creepy AF

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (NtVYv)

385 Doesn't Al know we need greenhouse gasses to prevent "Glo bul(shit) Warming"?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (qoLdL)

386 Or Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow.
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You don't have to like Cruise but it is a darned good movie.

The guy may be a lot of things and a lot of the weird shit about him is probably true but I can respect that he wants his audience to get their money's worth in his movies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (tUP1A)

387 Headline (Politico):

"Mamdani would ask King Charles to return crown jewel to India"

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)

388 And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing.
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Ain't no shrift.
Papa's got a brand new grift!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

That's cause his balls are the size of raisins

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 29, 2026 04:20 PM (NtVYv)

389 Pretty sure Hugh Jackman doesn't think he's actually Wolverine in real life.

Hugh's been in the role so many times, he probably curses the Wolverine with all sorts of Ozzie insults every time he sees an image of him.

...and then he remembers Wolverine paid off his mortgage and his ex-wife.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)

390 368 357 So the GOP prepared for this ruling and has the plans ready to enact right now right?

Posted by: ...

Louisiana has to, Mississippi has already announced a special session. That leaves Alabama with two likely seats and with Georgia/NC likely to take a pass until after 2026 elections. Dunno about Tennessee or Alabama but GA's primary election has already started early voting.

Louisiana and Alabama though were both forced by district courts to add minority majority districts so the state legislatures may have a grudge there.

Florida just finished. Missouri and Texas too.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)

391 An increase in temperature of say 2C could cause a rise in sea temperatures would cause some of the sequestered methane buried in the seabed to dissolve back into gas and disrupt the Gulf Stream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)
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It's when it wakes Cthulhu that the shit's going to hit the fan.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (Fi81e)

392 Movie climax time, TMA-2 is devouring Jupiter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)

393 So, AOC was also correct in that "COW FARTS" cause GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:21 PM (38587)

394 The worst part is that all these global warming scare mongering humps own houses on the East Coast, where they get federal and state money for "coastline restoration" after every storm.

They build in the flood zone and on beaches that are washing away due to nature and the natural rise in sea level after the ice age. There is no sane reason to build there, and they only do because other people keep paying tax dollars to make them safe and restore beaches.

NJ is lined on the coast with $10 million dollar homes that only exist because the people who own them have clout so everyone else has to pay for their insurance and beach restorations.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (4F/0/)

395 I prefer globull warm8ng. I have lots of hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (I2/7O)

396 No re-gifting Mandami! Only new and in the box.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

397 And he's got a new grift: Global Freezing.
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Ain't no shrift.
Papa's got a brand new grift!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

Ten years before Global Warming, it was "the next Ice Age". And Gore was predicting Ice in his Incovenient Truth in the 2000s. So here we are back at Ice Ice Baby again in the 2020s.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)

398 364 I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.

IIRC, the fresh meltwater from Greenland and Antarctica flows into the ocean and stops the circulation, because reasons.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

The meltwater from Greenland would be freshwater. "They" theorize the freshwater mingling with the salt water would disrupt the Gulf Stream or at least redirect it. By which process I have no idea.

Many people really have no concept of how big the ocean is. I remember the freakout after the Deepwater Horizon disaster, I had to explain to a lady that the ocean is huge and could easily absorb the oil. She thought the oil would destroy the world...

Posted by: farquad at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (CFMhl)

399 The guy may be a lot of things and a lot of the weird shit about him is probably true but I can respect that he wants his audience to get their money's worth in his movies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

And if you don’t like him, he dies more times in that movie than Sean Bean has in his entire career.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (NaOS+)

400 Yup, Cruise is not for everybody but he's one of the few people in Hollywood who remembers it's his job to entertain people, not look down on people while attempting to indoctrinate us into their Southern California-Internationalist worldview bubble-cult.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)

401 Beanie Babies?

Tulips man, tulips.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)

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Really, both.

Gotta have a balanced portfolio.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm just gonna hold out a little bit longer until I cash in my POGS.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2026 04:23 PM (YZ0Fo)

402 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (LdBR/)

403 I do like summer the best, would appreciate never seeing snow ever again

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

404 IIRC, mate. Our sun, though one bright burning bugger he is,

is too small to become a red giant.

Now, go fetch me an ice cold oil can of Foster's.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at April 29, 2026 03:59 PM (iJfKG)

No, it is the right size. Not a supergiant like Antares, but it will get big enough to eat up the inner planets.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)

What it won't do is go neutron star. It has to have a little more mass (1.4 solar masses). It means we need to be careful when we think about firing blue hair leftist land whales into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (snZF9)

405
I don't recall if there was plausible explanation for how the gulf stream would get disrupted.

This was a few decades ago but I was watching a program on PBS about this and this limey prof said the Gulf Stream would stop when the ocean"s temp rose ??? degrees because the water would all be about the same temp worldwide and there wouldn't be cold water flowing south from the North Pole.

It sounded like BS then and it hasn't improved with time.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (iJfKG)

406 To show that I support the Iranian people I have converted my 401k to Iranian Rials as a future safe investment..

And they call me Fredo ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (38587)

407 Hey, guys, at least we stopped Acid Rain and healed the hole in the Ozone layer.

If the eco-nuts had stopped there they'd all be remembered as heroes.

But nope, they had to go full Nazi and start blaming a molecule for the end of the world as we know it, so they could tax the molecule.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

408 Many people really have no concept of how big the ocean is.

This. Just look at an actual land size map of the earth instead of the stretched ones we are used to and its quite enlightening.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (n5tGW)

409 If we put to my A/C on Diego Garcia will it tip over?

That is why the UK said we cannot use that Base.

Makes sense to me !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (38587)

410 They knew it was a lie. The hockey stick, the sea level rise, all of it.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 29, 2026 04:27 PM (954tc)

411 nood lunatic leftwing Florida fascists.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (6ydKt)

412 I'm actually an Iranian Billionaire. I have more than $760 in the bank.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (I2/7O)

413 Honey, if the volume and frequency of DH's farts is any indication, we're freezing up next week or so.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)

Try saccharomyces boulardii (Floristor) or a product called Just Thrive Probiotic.
Both of them help with gut issues like that. Generic saccharomyces boulardii is the cheapest, FWIW

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

414 Only two things scare me, and one is nuclear war caused by Iran and the other is....

DEMOCRATS.......

They Smell like cabbage and have Small hands.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (WQvhz)

415 What it won't do is go neutron star. It has to have a little more mass (1.4 solar masses). It means we need to be careful when we think about firing blue hair leftist land whales into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (snZF9)

Our sun has a white dwarf in its future after the red giant phase. No, not Peter Dinklage or Brad Williams.

Posted by: farquad at April 29, 2026 04:31 PM (CFMhl)

416 If an ice age is coming, we had better start burning as much coal as we can

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2026 04:34 PM (0U5gm)

417 412 I'm actually an Iranian Billionaire. I have more than $760 in the bank.

That means I am an Iranian Trillionaire then because I have $5,000 American Pig-Dog Dollars in my Savings Account...

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (WQvhz)

418 What it won't do is go neutron star. It has to have a little more mass (1.4 solar masses). It means we need to be careful when we think about firing blue hair leftist land whales into the sun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 04:24 PM (snZF9)

Yep no supernova, too small.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)

419 Everything old is new again.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 29, 2026 04:36 PM (mUuSF)

420 Many people really have no concept of how big the ocean is.

This. Just look at an actual land size map of the earth instead of the stretched ones we are used to and its quite enlightening.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2026 04:26 PM (n5tGW)

Turn to center the pacific and theres almost no visible land at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 29, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)

421 I am proposing a new one-time tax on the people of California based on your assets equated to Iranian Rials.

Anyone worth 1 million Iranian Rials will be subject to a one time 20% Wealth Tax in order to help Illegals get Transgender Surgeries...

Posted by: Gav Newsome at April 29, 2026 04:38 PM (WQvhz)

422 The only way Arsenal could score is from the spot.

you might be right

Posted by: Miflin at April 29, 2026 04:39 PM (aA6YN)

423 LL Biggers is easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 29, 2026 04:59 PM (GD2xa)

424 Is there still an ozone hole over Kennebunkport? I seem to remember Gore yammering on about that during the ‘92 election.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 29, 2026 05:02 PM (9f0Rb)

425 Bradley Whitford should have called it a career after playing Det. Dan Stark of the Dallas PD.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 29, 2026 05:07 PM (oCS0o)

426
NO NO NO.

All of you have The Goracle's Pontifications wrong.

His One True Message is that

"HE needs Your Money more than YOU need Your Money."

Posted by: Arbalest at April 29, 2026 05:28 PM (FlRtG)

427 ManBearPig just wont stay down.

Posted by: Sixiron at April 29, 2026 05:51 PM (UMeAV)

428 It is interesting that when the "elites" thought there would be a reckoning with "peak oil" they found it useful to create this regime that CO2 was dangerous and it could create a great opportunity for trillions of dollars of grift. Now, that it has been established that AI is really important, CO2 is no longer a problem because the climate is going cold which supports the new grift of investments in AI and supporting infrastructure.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2026 06:21 PM (RHGPo)

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