Quick Hits

America's Sweetheart and Noted World War Eleven History Buff has called Americans dumb. Has she seen the figures for Somali IQ? Who knows, maybe they're faked to defraud the US government by declaring their kids mentally retarded. We know they claim that a lot of kids are "autistic" to defraud the taxpayers into paying mothers and family friends to be "caretakers" for the fake-austistic children.

More Biden COVID fraud.

Pfizer's COVID antiviral, bankrolled by Biden administration, doesn't help high-risk adults: study

New England Journal of Medicine lets Anthony Fauci and his onetime deputy play down results in editorial alongside study from U.K., Canada trials. Critics suspect profit motive played role in long-delayed publication.

By Greg Piper
The Biden administration threw its weight and reportedly more than $12 billion in taxpayer money behind Pfizer's Paxlovid despite the COVID-19 antiviral's penchant for rebound infections -- including in the First Couple and then-directors of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.
A long-awaited study published in the New England Journal of Medicine suggests the nirmatrelvir-ritonavir combination marketed as Paxlovid, with nearly 24 million courses federally purchased at $530 each, is no better at protecting vaccinated adults at elevated risk than it is at mitigating so-called long COVID, as Pfizer's own research found two years ago.
The "two open-label platform trials," known as PANORAMIC in the U.K. and CanTreatCOVID in Canada, found Paxlovid "did not reduce the incidence of hospitalization or death among vaccinated higher-risk participants" -- 50 and older and 18-50 with "coexisting conditions" -- who tested positive for COVID and "had been unwell for 5 days or less."
"We found no evidence that early treatment" reduced their "already-low incidence of hospitalization or death in either trial and were unable to identify any prespecified subgroup with compelling evidence of treatment effect," the authors said.
It's just the latest black eye for Pfizer, which canceled a trial for its new COVID vaccine for healthy 50-64 year-olds this month due to lack of interest and did not answer a Just the News query for its response to the peer-reviewed study. The Canada Paxlovid trial similarly ended early "because of slow recruitment" and its supply being discontinued, the study said.
To play down the new results, NEJM published a same-day editorial by former NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci and his then-deputy director for clinical research, Cliff Lane.
The new trials show the findings from Pfizer's EPIC-HR trial, the initial basis for the feds going all-in on Paxlovid, don't apply "to the current circumstances, in which most adults have varying degrees of preexisting immunity and the circulating variants are different," they wrote.
"However, one should be cautious not to overinterpret the new data and conclude that nirmatrelvir--ritonavir is not of current value," they said.

The Supreme Court has overturned a leftwing judge's injunction, okaying the Texas redistricting map.

Even CNN isn't buying child-death-wishing Virginia AG's non-arguments about the inarguable illegality of the Virginia gerrymander referendum. The state constitution requires 90 days between the introduction of a referendum and the vote, and they just didn't even bother to follow this rule. (They also ignored the constitution's requirement that an amendment must be first passed in one state assembly and then, only after an intervening election, re-passed by another state assembly.)

Even CNN's fat-faced partisan plumper dismisses his whining about an "activist state judge" and points out that this isn't about a judge, this is about a simple on-its-face "math problem."

Abortion advocate won't say what her favorite form of abortion is.

The Democratic Party wants no limits to when you can kill an unborn child.

Even the abortion industry’s top legal scholar admits it. pic.twitter.com/bga9thoaZJ
— Brandon Gill (@realBrandonGill) April 28, 2026

His life guides pic.twitter.com/3fOYEya6Hx
— The Magic Answer (@TheMagicAnswer) April 28, 2026

Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was… pic.twitter.com/6HTgVjQCiE
— Lee Zeldin (@epaleezeldin) April 27, 2026

Zeldin also caused a very effeminate "male" Democrat to melt down.

Unrelated there is Jake Tapper in the back at a celebrity Dinner Party for Jimmy Kimmel https://t.co/fvkk0VzXV3 pic.twitter.com/Hw6erhYwGl
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 27, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 1st

Posted by: GF at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (0WmFt)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 28, 2026 06:35 PM (LdBR/)

3 Top photo is sick

Posted by: Joemarine at April 28, 2026 06:35 PM (y171U)

4 Gawd she's hideous. Somebody drop a house on her.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

5 Another Omar post.

Will these sexual temptations ever end?!?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)

6 Willowed:

So Shannon Elizabeth (remember her? She was the brunette hot girl in American Pie.) She evidently opened an onlyfans last week. Guys have already paid millions, evidently. And she has not even posted nudes.

*golfclap* Bravo, lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

7 No, not her. Delauro. I bet she knows a spell or two.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

8 Probably got a broom made by Subaru.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

9 That party was soooo white.

Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (GbONR)

10 That is absolutely the best take down I've ever seen in a congressional hearing. She should die of embarrassment and shame but ignorant narcissism is a Leftist shield against it.

Posted by: Sweating James Comey at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (kxLc1)

11 Ok, we have liked some shitheels before. Did anyone here ever like Tapper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

12 Our world wars go all the way up to eleven.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

13 I bet she poops salamanders.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

14 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

So, she's really hard up for money, huh?

I thought you had to post nudes to go on OnlyFans- not that I've ever visited the site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (7RYym)

15 Star Trek TOS, Who Mourns For Adonis on.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (xxIVv)

16 LOL! I was just talking about World War Eleventy!

I LOVE THIS PLACE!

It is rare but I was willowed:
Omar the Turban Cobra, MN, today:

"King Charles Eye Eye Eye, it is an honor to meet you." She then uluates and scares Camilla, who is biding her time til gin hour...make it a triple!

Or, an aide told her, "Omar,you stupid bint, these are Roman Numbers for #3. He's the third king of the UK named Charles. I realize Roman Numbers are not taught in Mogadishu."
Inshallah oopsie snak bar.

This was after her lecture of World War Eleventy.

Love ya, Ace. It has been a great, great day in the USA! And King Charles 3 Eyes had nothing to do with it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (WONhk)

17 "Did anyone here ever like Tapper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Is he the one with a mouth like hairy mish? No.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

18 I bet 90% of the males at Jimmy Kimmel's dinner have sucked one or more dicks at one time in their lives.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (kxLc1)

19 9 That party was soooo white.
Posted by: Accomack

Whiter than a Polar Bear convention.

Posted by: Tighty Whitey at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (oftw2)

20 There really ought to be a mandatory retirement age for people in Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (7RYym)

21 Jake was so excited to get invited by "celebrities" he shot a wad in his pants.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS)

22
Rose DeLauro demands to know whether Zeldin has "the right to say climate change doesn't exist." That's the sort of thing a king might outlaw.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)

23 Supreme Court Order Stuns Legal Experts: 'Entirely Worrisome' Texas Ruling Revealed
Experts warn the terse order marks a troubling shift in how the court turns emergency rulings into de facto precedent on voting rights.

At some point, the shadow docket will become the new filibuster. John Roberts is a partisan hack.

These traitors should be made an example of. Jail these people who betray our country and constitution.

It’s ridiculous these judges swore they would leave Roe v Wade alone and then were allowed to overturn it. They lied on their hiring interviews and need to be held accountable

I'm sure the media is going to ignore this and focus on Virginia, but the Blue wave is just getting taller as time goes on with Trump constantly pissing everyone off.

the incoming blue wave might surprise the greedy Republicans in Texas. There's been talk about Texas turning purple for years now. With the Trump administration actively pissing everyone off they could easily lose seats in Texas.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ycI94)

24 For years I begged and begged Obama to give me a bigger laboratory.

And then he said "Wait until I'm out of office."

Posted by: Dr. Tony Fraudci at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

25 Hey Jake... Saying Melania has the glow of an "expectant" Widow in no way means you wish Trump dead... Hint , hint

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (FtULh)

26 Mr. Zeldin, are you saying the esteemed representative from Connecticut is brain dead? I demand a second opinion!

Zeldin: She's ugly too.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (47/pr)

27 So Shannon Elizabeth (remember her? She was the brunette hot girl in American Pie.) She evidently opened an onlyfans last week. Guys have already paid millions, evidently. And she has not even posted nudes.

The old 'bate and switch

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (YwEeS)

28 11 Ok, we have liked some shitheels before. Did anyone here ever like Tapper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, Tapper was liked here for awhile.

He was doing real journalism for a few days and we kind of liked that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

29 The Democratic Party wants no limits to when you can kill an unborn child.

-----------

"Nor a born child."

/obligatory Ralph "Blackface" Northam

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (VdTX+)

30 Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (kxLc1)

I suggest Chris Hansen crash that party and watch them all scatter.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)

31 The execrable Ilhan Omar must be completely clueless about how to properly pronounce Spanish words having a double-L.

Saying elevenmas and tortielevena will not win her any Hispanic votes.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)

32 I thought you had to post nudes to go on OnlyFans- not that I've ever visited the site.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (7RYym)

It originally started out as a kind of video patreon. Artists, hobbyists, musicians, anything really was the 'initial' idea. It is just gals started stripping and that overwhelmed the platform.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

33 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ycI94)

All of these posters are just like the blue haired freak Congresswoman.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (kxLc1)

34 Just announced that the UAE is leaving OPEC and will start pumping oil at max capacity....

With OPEC dying the price of Oil should drop....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 28, 2026 06:44 PM (RjWJE)

35 It’s ridiculous these judges swore they would leave Roe v Wade alone and then were allowed to overturn it. They lied on their hiring interviews and need to be held accountable
---
LOL. How many progs pledged to uphold the Constitution in prior appointments?!

Guess what? Not much upholding the Constitution took precedence over "good ideas", but it at least paid lip service to it.

Posted by: Dr. Tony Fraudci at April 28, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

36 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

Porn built the internet. Guys have a one track mind.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)

37 Saying elevenmas and tortielevena will not win her any Hispanic votes.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)

Es Verdad!

Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (eOFY+)

38 18 I bet 90% of the males at Jimmy Kimmel's dinner have sucked one or more dicks at one time in their lives.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Man, everyone's gay once and a while. It's Hollywood.

Posted by: Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (ycI94)

39 Tapper is just a lying asshat.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)

40 World War 11 started when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor in 1892 if I remember my history course lessons correctly from my Minneapolis Learing Center Courses ??

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (RjWJE)

41 BREAKING: Andrew Dezelan, a Democrat running for Indiana State Senate, was just arrested after allegedly campaigning door-to-door while HIGH ON COCAINE.

------------

The Indiana Democrat-Communist Party has invited Florida's Andrew Gillum to come run as Dezelan's replacement for that State Senate Seat.

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (VdTX+)

42 The only ones I recognize are Rachel and Monica( who have hit the wall long since) and Chris Evans.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

43 (They also ignored the constitution's requirement that an amendment must be first passed in one state assembly and then, only after an intervening election, re-passed by another state assembly.)
---
They also ignored that the proposal must be worded in neutral language. Which "everything good and pure and decent with a bunch of unicorn rides" didn't do.

In fact, they broke 4-5 laws in bringing this forward.

This actually preserves the Virginia constitution. So as much as I dislike judge fiat, I agree with this one.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

44 Zeldin ate both their lunches and went back for seconds. It's amazing, astounding, and appalling how dirt dumb so many congresscreeps are. And that one Demofag was so triggered he was indeed literally shaking. Look at the papers trembling when he's holding them in his right hand near the desktop.

Posted by: Battle of smarts with unarmed opponents at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (TbWk/)

45 And Jason Bateman? His sister got all the brains.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

46 >>24 million courses federally purchased at $530 each,

That's over $12 billion
Pure waste.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (78XAW)

47 "Unrelated there is Jake Tapper in the back at a celebrity Dinner Party for Jimmy Kimmel"
===

I can't identify by name a single one of those f*ckers.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:49 PM (rj6Yv)

48 crap- should be elevenamas, not elevenmas.

My excuse is it's impossible to properly think while trying to think like Ilhan Omar!

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:49 PM (5rh/l)

49 Looks like it's too cold to eat outdoors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Cqx++)

50 9 That party was soooo white.

Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (GbONR)

No kidding. LOL

Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (zFsEm)

51 Is that purple Haired Democrat Female Creature that challenged Zelden a natural Purple-Head ??

Only one way to find out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (RjWJE)

52 A-eleven-ah Ackbar!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (eOqcD)

53 We at the Brattleboro Ladies Auxllllary and Martial Aid Recyclng Centrr would liketo thank Ms Desluero for her controbotutions to LBGT people with mental health and otter issues.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

54 33 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ycI94)

All of these posters are just like the blue haired freak Congresswoman.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Minus the great paying do nothing job with an unusually high stock return rate and killer pension.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ycI94)

55 Aw hell

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

56 Unrelated there is Jake Tapper in the back at a celebrity Dinner Party for Jimmy Kimmel
---
Damn. Somebody turn down the brightness!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e)

57 Abortion ~~advocate~~ enthusiast won't say what her favorite form of abortion is.

FIFY

The only actual question in the abortion debate is "When and under what circumstances is it acceptable to kill a human child?"

Everything else - women's autonomy, medical decisions, everything - is window dressing designed to obscure the entire fundamental question.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vJrRc)

58 43 (They also ignored the constitution's requirement that an amendment must be first passed in one state assembly and then, only after an intervening election, re-passed by another state assembly.)
---
They also ignored that the proposal must be worded in neutral language. Which "everything good and pure and decent with a bunch of unicorn rides" didn't do.

In fact, they broke 4-5 laws in bringing this forward.

This actually preserves the Virginia constitution. So as much as I dislike judge fiat, I agree with this one.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

So what? I hereby order the new districts map be used this year!

Posted by: Federal District Judge Bookem Danno at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l)

59 I remember Chris Evans who had Tweeted a bunch of left wing political stuff said he was worried that Kevin Feige would be angry and Feige told him something like " It's great, keep doing it". Right there I knew the "MCU" was dead.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

60 Somebody please tell me who the SC Justice was that was front and center during king chuck's speech.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Cif43)

61 Eleventy-Ackbar!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)

62 WARNING: SIGNIFICANT DRUG INTERACTIONS WITH PAXLOVID
See full prescribing information for complete boxed warning.

It hardly seems worth the risk.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (NFX2v)

63 Porn built the internet. Guys have a one track mind.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)

And they did not moderate the content- and that led to... well, porn. And it became a huge cash cow.

Its an interesting, kind of sad story. The owner who kicked it recently tried as recently as a few years ago to ban adult content, but that led to a massive revolt. Plus now, in the wake of its success you have other services that are similar.

I'd wager the success rate though on these platforms is similar to the number of kids who play high school basketball making it to the NBA.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

64 off sock

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (5rh/l)

65 Awfully white celebrity dinner party.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)

66 Blue haired ladies used to be nice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

67 Man, everyone's gay once and a while. It's Hollywood.
Posted by: Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris

it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste

Posted by: STARF CKERS INCORPORATED at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

68 So the EPA chief just smacked Rosa Delauro in the face with his dick on camera.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Moar of this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)

69 >>> The only ones I recognize are Rachel and Monica( who have hit the wall long since) and Chris Evans.
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

======

Rachel is giving horseface a run for her money.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (CyFyf)

70 The Democratic Party wants no limits to when you can kill an unborn child.
---
She looks like she's not so sure the witness needs to continue living either.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)

71
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

Porn built the internet. Guys have a one track mind.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)

Sony has been kicking themselves for decades, because they refused to allow porn distributors to use the vastly superior Betamax format to sell their smut, dooming the format to irrelevance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (X4KFY)

72 52 A-eleven-ah Ackbar!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar

What, you cal...? DEAR GOD NO!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (ycI94)

73 Pfizer's COVID antiviral, bankrolled by Biden administration, doesn't help high-risk adults: study

When Bernie Sanders rails against oligarchy, I do not think it means what he thinks it means. Makes as much sense as supporting billions in giveaways to health insurance companies then jacking it to Luigi Mangione for murdering an executive of one such health insurance company for having too much money.

Posted by: Stupid maybe, evil definitely at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (TbWk/)

74 Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

The Left's inability to make logical comparisons has infected some on the Right in that the left's lawfare has some thinking what this Judge did was also lawfare instead of what judges are supposed to do.

He did not file an injunction based on nothing for a partisan delay they know would be overturned. He made an actual ruling and laid out the legal and constitutional reasons.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (kxLc1)

75 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ycI94)
====

I should be sending you the Official San Francisco Ballot Pamphlet I received today. There are some doozies in there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

76 The abortion denier, Miz Waters: her hands are held so tightly together in stress her knuckles are white.

Dear Miz Waters: In the mid-70's we were told "clump of cells" before 12th week. Which sort of made it ok to others I knew. In reality there is a heartbeat at 8wks on ultrasound. Babies feel pain at 12 weeks from study.

I recently mourned a 9wk grandchild of miscarriage.

Planned Parenthood has a history not only of lying to women but eugenics. With no thought at all of the father.

I note you did not answer the question.

I thank God I never had an abortion, but there is forgiveness by God for those who are haunted by this. I pray for you. There are resources for you.

I want someone to now check DeLauro's gender. A brave soul, very drunk or doped up to check.

Her ringed large fingers make me wonder if it is a male who has used wild clothing all these horrid years to be a drag queen. I know I would have said,"Don't you point those hideous arthritic fingers at me, you loon!"

Which is why I am not in public office.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (WONhk)

77 OT:

Is it just me, or are other people getting a ton of phishing e-mails trying to get me to click on the e-mail, so that something nasty can be installed on my computer.

I'm now getting at least a dozen phishing e-mails a day in my inbox, with another dozen phishing e-mails a day in my inbox being intercepted by my spam filter, so I never see them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (n1OCj)

78 Sadly, there was no salmon mousse at the dinner party.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (eOqcD)

79 France24
FCC threatens ABC licence after Trump demands Jimmy Kimmel’s dismissal

In part, "Kimmel referred to the first lady as an "expectant widow," defending his remark as a playful jab at the couple’s age gap."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)

80 68 So the EPA chief just smacked Rosa Delauro in the face with his dick on camera.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Moar of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Dude, see a doctor now and get started on antibiotics.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (ycI94)

81 @Vanesa_TStory
·
9h
Translated from Korean

Right now, the King of England, Charles, is visiting the United States, and when the real KING shows up, where on earth are the 'No Kings' protests being held?

Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (uH6hO)

82 I heard today that Israel is bombing Lebanon again ??

Why is Israel bombing Lebanon County in Southeast PA ??

President Trump should do something about the evil Jews !!

Posted by: Kami Harris at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (X7dyz)

83 Awfully white celebrity dinner party.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)
=====

It's racist to notice. I think.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

84 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (X4KFY)

Hah I forgotten that.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (kxLc1)

85 I smell Gelflings!

Posted by: Rosa De Lauro's animated corpse at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (0aYVJ)

86 My dad got sold on the superior picture quality of Betamax by the salesman. To be fair it was early days,before the market made a clear choice.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)

87 Dumb? Dumb is when you try to make "86" mean murder. "86" is anglisied Gaelic., like most of American slang was. Anyone old enough, like Comey is" to have grandparents who came over from Erin should know 86 means a denial of hospitality "eiteachas aiochta" means a denial of service denial of lodging denial of hospitality. When diners ran out of a menu item it was 86ed. It does not mean murder
"I Heard You Paint House:Frank The Irishman Sheeran and Closing the Case on Jimmy Hoffa" .2004.p100 Sheeran says "i eighty sixed a union organizer out of Dantes( a local bar) they should get rid of him (murder) McGreal told me it wouldn't matter.

Most all 19th early 20th slang was Gaelic based. Irish ran the bars brothels and gambling joints and used a secret language to communicate. Jew boys and WASPS never really learned it
Born and bred in Southie East Broadway

Posted by: Aliss at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (wIPNC)

88 FCC threatens ABC licence after Trump demands Jimmy Kimmel’s dismissal

In part, "Kimmel referred to the first lady as an "expectant widow," defending his remark as a playful jab at the couple’s age gap."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)

Leave him where he is... It will just give him more attention

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh)

89 That freak DiLauro really came off well in that exchange. Must have been getting lessons from DeNiro.

*SNORT*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (guGkK)

90 Abortion advocate enthusiast won't say what her favorite form of abortion is.

FIFY

The only actual question in the abortion debate is "When and under what circumstances is it acceptable to kill a human child?"

Everything else - women's autonomy, medical decisions, everything - is window dressing designed to obscure the entire fundamental question.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vJrRc)

Women have a literal license to kill in America, yet simultaneously claim they are suffocatingly oppressed by the cis-het white male patriarchy.

Posted by: Make it make sense, as the kids say at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (TbWk/)

91 I don't recognize anybody at that snow white "celebrity" dinner party except 2 people. Courtney Cox and her new fake face, and Jennifer Aniston.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (qBdHI)

92 In part, "Kimmel referred to the first lady as an "expectant widow," defending his remark as a playful jab at the couple’s age gap."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)

Isn't Joe and Jill Biden's age gap greater?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (kxLc1)

93 Delauro has been in office since 1991. Her brains haven't kept up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (gu0hJ)

94 Rosa DeLauro looks like the opossum that crawled out of my rubbish bin at the stable after giving birth to a litter of joeys.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Fbc0I)

95 Me too, The ARC of History! Tons of spam. There ought to be a law.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (vFG9F)

96 >>Awfully white celebrity dinner party.

On a nice piece of Riverfront on an excellent trout stream.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (rOERL)

97 OT, but evening, all! I have return-ed to the Land of Da Swamp (and hate every minute of it, as I knew I would). The trip was safe and basically uneventful -- no rain at all. But it was as if the state conspired to screw me from the moment I crossed the state line. To give you an idea, on the last portion of the trip, in the city, I cursed at traffic for the first time since I left the state eleven days ago. Salina did not have traffic jams, and Fort Scott was too small almost to have traffic. Ah, Kansas . . .

Anyway! The cats remember me. I'm sitting with some mineral water, getting up the energy to microwave a dinner, and Miss Linda is on the way back shortly to help me haul my other suitcases in from the car.

Aside from Omar shooting off her mouth, what else is new?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (wzUl9)

98 83 Awfully white celebrity dinner party.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)
=====

It's racist to notice. I think.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

From what I understand from the media, black guys firing guns make every dinner celebration a success.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)

99 Love when these never before seen nics come in to bring us some knowledge.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (YwEeS)

100 Posted by: Aliss at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (wIPNC)

Translated from Chinese.

Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (uH6hO)

101 Isn't Joe and Jill Biden's age gap greater?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (kxLc1)

Mentally...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (FtULh)

102 Kimmel bought that lodge, called the South Fork Lodge, in 2020. It's in Idaho.

Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y)

103 Why go to Florida to find someone to run for office in Indiana?
Sounds dumb. Indiana must have five or six million people to choose from.

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (9lqZe)

104 The Left's inability to make logical comparisons has infected some on the Right in that the left's lawfare has some thinking what this Judge did was also lawfare instead of what judges are supposed to do.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (kxLc1)
---
Yeah, that wasn't me though. Cautious of overreach just means I investigate something until I have enough data to come to a conclusion (sometimes, still wrong).

Apparently they counted some rinky-dinky election as an "intervening election", when that's not really an open option.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)

105 Awfully white celebrity dinner party.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)

The icky brown people are too busy blowing the leaves off Kimmel's driveway to attend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (guGkK)

106 A drone strike on that dinner party would make my day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (gu0hJ)

107 I want someone to now check DeLauro's gender. A brave soul, very drunk or doped up to check.

Luckily you can just do a buccal swab and test the DNA instead of having to check the undercarriage.

Posted by: Her breath is probably rank at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

108 68 So the EPA chief just smacked Rosa Delauro in the face with his dick on camera.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Moar of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Dude, see a doctor now and get started on antibiotics.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM

*considers nic*

My work here is done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)

109 Sony has been kicking themselves for decades, because they refused to allow porn distributors to use the vastly superior Betamax format to sell their smut, dooming the format to irrelevance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Not the entire story. Sony charged the tape mfrs more for the license. VHS was cheap to free. It's Sony Achilles heel; they hate any tech they can't charge for. Look at their ATRAC disaster and obsession with DRM. Ministick was a dumb thing to itself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (diia5)

110 These sick abortion advocates would be against technology that would remove the fetus from the woman without complication and put in an incubator to grow to term to be adopted.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (kxLc1)

111 It's racist to notice. I think.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
---
Only if it's not serving the left.

Because Nazis.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

112 >>Awfully white celebrity dinner party.

I bet it's well over 1000 Miles to get to the nearest Waffle House.

And before you ask...no, Spirit Airlines doesn't fly there.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (rOERL)

113 106 A drone strike on that dinner party would make my day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (gu0hJ)

I'll see your drone strike, and raise you an A-10...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (mP0Kj)

114 Adam Scott, of "Severance" and razor commercials, is in the left side on the back.

Posted by: I'm not happy I know this at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (eOFY+)

115 If we win based on the 90 day thing that’s good. But then they can just redo it with the proper 90 day notice. The real issue is it’s a fucking 10-1 map in a 53-47 state.

Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (3wCO0)

116 Didn't Sony also lose out to Blu Ray in HD DVD format?

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (YwEeS)

117 huh, thanks for that Aliss.
I'd thought urban northeast American English was more Yiddish and Italian.
But in that spirit, as an Irishman, you would also know that nobody in the mob goes out and says directly when someone is to be murdered. They say shit like "we don't need MIKEY no more".

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

118 Ilhan Omar: henceforth to be styled 11han Omar.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (ZVgZ4)

119 Trump is about to meet with King Chucky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

120 Unrelated there is Jake Tapper in the back at a celebrity Dinner Party for Jimmy Kimmel

------------

How many dead young boys are at the bottom of that lake?

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (VdTX+)

121 the incoming blue wave might surprise the greedy Republicans in Texas. There's been talk about Texas turning purple for years now. With the Trump administration actively pissing everyone off they could easily lose seats in Texas.
---
Poll by some outfit says Talarico is leading Cornyn 44-41 and Paxton 46-41.

Please, please, please Dems--mortgage your house, sell all your entire Pokemon collection:
Only you can turn Texas Blue!

LOL, the Texas Tribune (of recent "these poor Egyptians have been detained for months ... just 'cause their dad firebombed and killed a Holocaust survivor") calls the polling outfit, Texas Public Opinion Research a "nonpartisan public opinion research group directed by Democratic strategist Luke Warford."

It's incredible how they stuff the lie right there in your face.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (tUP1A)

122 Willowed:
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

A post on X suggested it was kuru, the cannibal disease from eating human flesh. Supposedly, Ellen DeGeneres has it too. And Tom Hanks. Hey, it's X.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (l26NL)

123 FUN FACT: That pic is Kimmel's entire viewership.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (guGkK)

124 I recognize zero "celebrities" in the photo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

125 Me too, The ARC of History! Tons of spam. There ought to be a law.

Oh, I get tons of spam too, but this is actual malware, designed to take over your computer.

Enforcement would be tough, but you'd think malware distribution would be illegal. (Maybe it already is, I don't know.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (n1OCj)

126 Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e

Sorry if it sounded like it was directed at you. Your post just reminded me of others who indicated they didn't like it when the Left did it so they shouldn't like when we do it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (kxLc1)

127 Adam Scott, of "Severance" and razor commercials, is in the left side on the back.
Posted by: I'm not happy I know this at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (eOFY+)
---
I like Severance.

But Adam Scott, Ben Stiller, or any lib from that show can screw right off on politics.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e)

128 >>My dad got sold on the superior picture quality of Betamax by the salesman. To be fair it was early days,before the market made a clear choice.

Mine too. I never let him forget it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

129 Not everyone at the table is white - one servant woman in the back is obviously black Irish.

Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:04 PM (uH6hO)

130 All that diversity at Kimmel's party . . . .

Posted by: skinbad at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (x9Fhw)

131 >>Mine too. I never let him forget it.

Am I hallucinating or do I really recall that there was such a thing and an adaptor shell for Beta-Max Tapes to make them playable on VHS?

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (rOERL)

132 So, which of you Morons do I have to insult to kick off World War XVI?

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (77rzZ)

133 Illian Omar is kind of cute.

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (q177U)

134 Women have a literal license to kill in America, yet simultaneously claim they are suffocatingly oppressed by the cis-het white male patriarchy.
Posted by: Make it make sense,

Yeah, that's great and all, but bringing that up in an abortion debate is a) missing the point and b) capitulating to the enemy's framing of the issue and c) allowing the enemy to avoid answering the central question.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (vJrRc)

135 Jake Tapper got Kuru from eating dead dicks.

Posted by: This is how rumors get started at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

136 I want someone to now check DeLauro's gender. A brave soul, very drunk or doped up to check.

Luckily you can just do a buccal swab and test the DNA instead of having to check the undercarriage.

Posted by: Her breath is probably rank at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

------------

The projectile green vomit from her spinning head ought to be easy to sample.

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (VdTX+)

137 Am I hallucinating or do I really recall that there was such a thing and an adaptor shell for Beta-Max Tapes to make them playable on VHS?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (rOERL)

Maybe you're thinking of a video cameras with the small tape that fits into a VHS carriage?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (kxLc1)

138 >>Am I hallucinating or do I really recall that there was such a thing and an adaptor shell for Beta-Max Tapes to make them playable on VHS?

If there was we didn't have it.

But I do remember the 8-track adaptor for casettes. Holy shit did that suck.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)

139 132 So, which of you Morons do I have to insult to kick off World War XVI?
Posted by: Bulg

I just want Crusade IX.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE)

140 They say shit like "we don't need MIKEY no more".
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

“Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?”

- King Henry II about Thomas à Becket

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (ZVgZ4)

141 >>Maybe you're thinking of a video cameras with the small tape that fits into a VHS carriage?

Maybe that is what I am thinking of...?

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:09 PM (rOERL)

142 Illian Omar is kind of cute.
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (q177U)

No. No she is not. At. All. She is vile rodent in a massive headwound bandage. She probably smells like too much perfume masking the smell of fermenting BO stank. She is one of the most disgusting humans ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:09 PM (0aYVJ)

143 So here's where everyone went to

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)

144 >>But I do remember the 8-track adaptor for casettes. Holy shit did that suck.

It was no Popiel Pocket Fisherman, that's for sure.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (rOERL)

145 139 132 So, which of you Morons do I have to insult to kick off World War XVI?
Posted by: Bulg

I just want Crusade IX.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE)

Best I can do is Scream VII.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (eOFY+)

146 Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e

Sorry if it sounded like it was directed at you. Your post just reminded me of others who indicated they didn't like it when the Left did it so they shouldn't like when we do it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (kxLc1)
---
Sorry if it sounded like I was taking it personal.

I knew that was a possible reading from the way I wrote it. I was more clarifying in case that applied to me.

But I agree. And I cringe at quite a few times when the "right" just borrows terminology from the left--like "the right", for instance.

If you don't see that's just a bag given for you to hold while they dump Nazis and Italian fascists into it and then blame you for the contents they put with you in the bag, you're not watching the sleight of hand.

I guarantee you no meth-dealing Aryan nation fuckhead wants what I want out of a country, besides, perhaps marginally.

The upheaval of segregating the country or race-purification--were there any value in it--would just upheave the country in a different fashion. Plus tat a number of "American Nazis" are straight-up national socialists.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)

147 133 I’ve always thought that she was attractive. Beautiful skin.

But in no way is my Mr. Happy getting anywhere near.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (77rzZ)

148 My guess is she hasn't learned world history ever

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

149 For those interested, the "ceasefire" in Lebanon continues at its prior pace - that is, lots of attacks and lots of fire, not much ceasing.

IDF uncovered and today blammo'd! a yuuuge tunnel complex, 10km from the border. They're systematically search for/destroying the enormous and diverse Hezbollah infrastructure in the zone they occupy.

A real highlight today was the revelation that a 12-yr old Lebanese girl contacted the IDF's Arabic-language spokesman to report that her school had Hezbollah weapons and hidden underground military facilities/storage. Of course *she* is being investigated and punished, presumably. This last bit lends the story more credibility, actually.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (U/Byj)

150 She's cute as a goat butt.

Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

151 King Charles the Insufferable

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)

152 F*ck Fauci

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (5yDGQ)

153 So, which of you Morons do I have to insult to kick off World War XVI?
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM

The penguinistas seem quick to enrage.

But that makes sense, when you think about it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

154 There really ought to be a mandatory retirement age for people in ~~Congress~~ government.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (VHUov)

155 Prog humiliates and pwns MAGAt proving he doesn't know how life and government work in the real world. Maybe 60 or 90 seconds.

https://tinyurl.com/38swn9dm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)

156 Regarding VHS vs Betamax: we were poors, so we did not have to choose. I bought my first VCR when I was in the Army.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (0aYVJ)

157 In fairness to 11han Omar, she did correct herself immediately after that mistake. It was a speak-o.
On the other hand, fuck the goat she rode in on.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (gKWVE)

158 There used to be hundreds of 8-track cartridges stacked in thrift stores...

***shudder***

Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (uH6hO)

159 150 Goats’ butts are wonderful.
— Mohammed M. Mohammed

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (77rzZ)

160 Running for office while hoovering coke...who does Andrew Dezelan think he is, a Kennedy?

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)

161 Nicholas Angel: Hag!

Rosa DeLauro: I beg your pardon?

Nicholas Angel: Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (wVcYX)

162 I’ve always thought that she was attractive. Beautiful skin.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (77rzZ)
---
Me too. Although you can take a lot of flack for that simple opinion on this board.

I think I learned a context-less appreciation of physical beauty by simply learning to draw faces and anatomy.

So what I think of a person doesn't really enter into the assessment.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)

163 So, which of you Morons do I have to insult to kick off World War XVI?

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (77rzZ)

-------------

Would China win World War XI?

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (VdTX+)

164 King Charles the Insufferable
Posted by: Delurker

"King Charles III the Impotent," or "Chuck the Cuck" for short.

(From a thread a few days back; half my joke, half someone else's.)

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (VHUov)

165 It would drive me crazy arguing with a old woman with Fkin Blue Hair

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)

166 Re America's Sweetheart

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king,".

Or, apparently among her constituents, the one eyed woman is queen.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)

167 King Gavin Newsom the Terrible.

Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:15 PM (uH6hO)

168 But in no way is my Mr. Happy getting anywhere near.
Posted by: Bulg

My guess is she suffers from female genital mutilation anyway.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2026 07:15 PM (l26NL)

169 Nicholas Angel: Hag!

Rosa DeLauro: I beg your pardon?

Nicholas Angel: Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (wVcYX)

----------------

Funny. Sounds like something Churchill could have said ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:15 PM (VdTX+)

170 No intelligent person is going to say "World War Eleven". Even if you read it that way it's so ridiculous no one with half a mind would say it out loud.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

171 My guess is she hasn't learned world history ever
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

May I suggest she start with the 1981 documentary, "History of the World: Part I"?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:16 PM (wVcYX)

172 Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Andrew Dezelan at April 28, 2026 07:16 PM (2Ez/1)

173 I would bring Jake Tapper's meal last with a big dog hair in the soup. Another middle aged chuckhead in college hoodie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Fbc0I)

174 Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)

I describe myself being on the Right . I don't have a problem with that. I don't accept the Left's definition of the Right.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (kxLc1)

175 Imagine a Congressperson not knowing a law.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Cif43)

176 The Battle of Tampon Moor is one of the lesser-known engagements in the Wars of the Roses.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ)

177 That stupid hag is dressed and behaving exactly like an ignorant child.

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (XLfSN)

178 This is purely anecdotal evidence for the efficacy of Paxlovid, but I had a terrible case of Covid. I took Paxlovid within a couple of days of coming down with the disease, and I experienced almost complete cessation of symptoms within about 12 hours of starting the medication. I can't say Paxlovid kept me out of the hospital or kept me from dying, because I don't know what would have happened without Paxlovid, but it sure seemed to greatly reduce my Covid symptoms.

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (8WZD4)

179 Her IQ might be a little higher than the average Somalian but not by much

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

180 They are the enemy.
For them it's is all about power and control.
They cannot be allowed to cheat.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (OTvjr)

181 I think she was being facetious, mocking the country.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (NFX2v)

182 Caliph Charles al-Windsor

Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (eOqcD)

183 She's as beautiful as a foot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (Cqx++)

184 That group of alleged journalists isn't exactly hitting their corporate diversity targets.

Posted by: Didja notice? at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (2Ez/1)

185 The only 8-track I had that did not do the KA-CHUNK! mid-song was Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic. They shuffled the playlist so that did not happen. genius.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:19 PM (0aYVJ)

186 Towards the end of the "exchange", she was relegated to sputtering tweats from 2009..

God

Hurry up and die

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (XLfSN)

187 Beware the serpent veiled in a pleasing wrapper.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (Cif43)

188 But Adam Scott, Ben Stiller, or any lib from that show can screw right off on politics.
Posted by: Axeman

I've forgiven Richard Wagner for inspiring Hitler and the Nazis. Of course, he's been dead for 150 years but mid to late 22nd century, I might forgive Stiller et al.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

189 You just all want to date me.
— Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:21 PM (77rzZ)

190 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is a truism.

There are a number of Hollywood sex symbols I don't find attractive at all.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:22 PM (kxLc1)

191 174 I would bring Jake Tapper's meal last with a big dog hair in the soup. Another middle aged chuckhead in college hoodie.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Fbc0I)
I would 'mmmoooo' like a staked-out cow for that Lake Placid alligator to show up and eat them like Joey Chestnutt eating hotdogs.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 07:22 PM (LHPAg)

192 The penguinistas seem quick to enrage.

But that makes sense, when you think about it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

---------------

Have you by chance watched the British TV show (highly recommend with Gary Oldman) "Slow Horses?"

There was a "Penguin atrocity" in a London zoo committed by the anti-Penguinistas ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (VdTX+)

193 Rosa, let me take you on a scenic cruise.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)

194 167 Pfizer was warp speeded by Trump that was what Trump got
Posted by: Paul

The topic is Pfizer's Paxlovid and that the 'Biden administration threw its weight and reportedly more than $12 billion in taxpayer money behind' it.

Period.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (NFX2v)

195 "You just all want to date me.
— Rosa DeLauro"

1903?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

196 176 Imagine a Congressperson not knowing a law.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Cif43)

Hell at this point I'd settle for one of them knowing their ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (oqH4h)

197 184. Paging Mr. Wolfus Aurelius. Mr. Wolfus Aurelius, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

198 You just all want to date me.
— Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:21 PM (77rzZ)

---------------

I don't believe carbon dating goes that far back ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:24 PM (VdTX+)

199 Also unsurprising that the abortion enthusiast is a negative 15 that is not in any danger of a dude actually wanting to bone her

Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (oqH4h)

200 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is a truism.

There are a number of Hollywood sex symbols I don't find attractive at all.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:22 PM (kxLc1)

Me too. I really believe it boils down to facial structure. Very subjective. Por ejemplo: I find Renee Russo very attractive, but I can understand why some do not. Whereas I do not find Jennifer Lawrence attractive.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

201 Beware the serpent veiled in a pleasing wrapper.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM

But I'm ribbed for her pleasure!

Posted by: The wRapper at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (gM9O2)

202 alas, if only demonrats' "melting down" wasn't a metaphor ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (VyBeY)

203 Rosa, let me take you on a scenic cruise.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)

-------------

* Cue the Godfather III scene on Lake Tahoe with Michael and Fredo *

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:26 PM (VdTX+)

204 Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (8WZD

Too bad they wouldn't allow doctors to prescribe ivermectin. I believe they did so because of the future release of Paxlovid.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:26 PM (kxLc1)

205 Chuck has the red lips and pale face that cancer sufferers get. Not looking good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 07:27 PM (gu0hJ)

206 From today's Alpha News:

How convenient, all the pals are together under one roof.

----------------------
Under one Rochester roof: DFL office, mosque, Somali community center and six transportation companies

https://tinyurl.com/56h3j9yd

Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 07:27 PM (kX27y)

207 DeLaura looks like a small Black Forest gingerbread cottage is missing its witch.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

208 No intelligent person is going to say "World War Eleven"

She wasn’t thinking, just reading what her staff wrote for her. They assured her it was a zinger!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

209 shain, it was godfather 11

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

210 Will be interested in Piper’s discussion of Melania’s pink formal for tonight’s state dinner which is white tie formal. I do not know how she will eat with the amount of bouffant material in the front of the dress.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (8i9fb)

211 201 Jennifer Lawrence has fabulous eyes.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)

212
That whole dinner party is trying to cosplay a Kennedy Clan Kennebunkport get together.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (IifOV)

213 "Benefit Concert for Bondi Beach Victims Canceled; Choir Refused to Sing Along With Jews"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (mywyw)

214 92. Isn't Joe and Jill Biden's age gap greater?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

No where near.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

215 Troll Master of the Universe stirring up trouble.

https://tinyurl.com/5hyswh22

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)

216 Pfizer was warp speeded by Trump that was what Trump got
Posted by: Paul

And you retards said you would never take it because 'Trump!' and then you wanted to mandate it. How do remember to breathe you fucking brain damaged monkey.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:30 PM (kxLc1)

217
The Eleven Towers

Posted by: Illhan Omar, smarty pants at April 28, 2026 07:30 PM (IifOV)

218 I've forgiven Richard Wagner for inspiring Hitler and the Nazis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
---
It's not a matter or "forgiving" anything. They don't harm me having political opinions I don't. I'm practiced at listening to what they say, and assessing if they even bother to make a case for it. But most times, no. So, it's just tiresome is all.

And I definitely don't think you can lay Hitler at the feet of Wagner, or any one influence. Including Humboldt or Feuerbach or any of the influential writers during the German "renaissance".

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)

219 I don't think think the guy sitting back on the left by the ghost of Courtney Cox is Chris Evans.

Also those glasses and that sweater are doing Anniston any favors.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (f1kZG)

220 shain, it was godfather 11

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

-----------

lol

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (VdTX+)

221 The Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

222 >>>You just all want to date me.
— Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Bulg

>When I see Rosa DeLauro in the Media, the first thing that pops in my mind and trousers is Boston's 'Let Me Take You Home Tonight'.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (Fbc0I)

223 Isn't Joe and Jill Biden's age gap greater?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

No where near.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

23 years vs 19 years is not no where near.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (kxLc1)

224 "110 These sick abortion advocates would be against technology that would remove the fetus from the woman without complication and put in an incubator to grow to term to be adopted."

well, precisely.
whatever they think it is a sacrament for would not be pleased, at all. death is what it's all about. death is the whole point.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:33 PM (VyBeY)

225 "Benefit Concert for Bondi Beach Victims Canceled; Choir Refused to Sing Along With Jews"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (mywyw)

---------------

Correlation or Causation?

I believe that virtually every society where you see increased anti-Semitism, what follows is increased violence in general -- and political violence specifically.

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:33 PM (VdTX+)

226 Isn't Joe and Jill Biden's age gap greater?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

No where near.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

My bad . 9 years. So no where near.

( I was thinking she was 64)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (kxLc1)

227 " The Left's inability to make logical comparisons has infected some on the Right in that the left's lawfare has some thinking what this Judge did was also lawfare instead of what judges are supposed to do.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (kxLc1)"

You don't understand, the left doesn't make comparisons. They make mouth noises intended to generate process and to fill the gaps while they're maneuvering to start killing you. There is no logic there because they don't do logic; they are a post-logic belief system. They are right; everyone else who isn't them is wrong, on an epistemological level. That's it.

We have some amount of time left before this becomes patently obvious to non-leftists. Not sure if that will be before or after the prog killings really start in earnest.

Posted by: heya at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (hl4hg)

228 One of Hitler’s inspirations, Houston Chamberlain, was Wagner’s son-in-law.

Wagner was such an inferior composer to Brahms.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

229 YouTube short says a P-51 would cost $3-5M and a $1,000 a hour to run it

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

230 Gawd she's hideous. Somebody drop a house on her.

But who will get her slippers?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

231 And you retards said you would never take it because 'Trump!' and then you wanted to mandate it. How do remember to breathe you fucking brain damaged monkey.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:30 PM (kxLc1)
---
That is an accurate statement. It didn't change physical properties one bit between "I'm not going to take Trump's vaccine (because that would open up the streets)" and "YOU'RE going to take the Jab, dammit!!!"

But suddenly, when it could be mandated, it was a cure-all. And now Paul's here saying you can blame Trump because Biden tried to force the SAME Jab on people (actually that's wrong, Biden didn't do shit).

Don't they see, we can't possibly be as dumb or gullible as they are.

But, actually I expect to hear in the near future "Nobody was ever forced to take the vaccine!! Where do you get that, you silly conspiracy person, you!!" Because they think it's possible that their non-functioning memory means something to somebody with a (as yet) functioning one.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e)

232 Sabres-Bruins puck drop incoming.

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)

233 >>>Gawd she's hideous. Somebody drop a house on her.

But who will get her slippers?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

>It was those addle-pated nutmeggers that put her in office. This is why you don't do your own product.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:39 PM (Fbc0I)

234 Most Americans font care about Ilhan or AOC

I care

Posted by: Comic Sans at April 28, 2026 07:40 PM (eOqcD)

235 212 201 Jennifer Lawrence has fabulous eyes.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)

Eye of beholder, as Pug says. Jennifer's eyes are hooded unless she's had plastic surgery.

I am an old supermodel and my eyes are a 9 or 10 compared to hers.

I am not lying as I still get compliments from women 30yrs younger noticing my peepers. Green lasers. Striking I'm told (by a plastic surgeon after carving up my face years ago for a basal cell cancer...which healed and you can't tell). When you get to be a Nana you take whatever compliment you can get!

Plus she's a Weinstein girl, which makes her icky.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 07:42 PM (WONhk)

236 Q: What is your favorite form of abortion?

Ms. Waters: They're all so good, its hard to choose just one. I celebrate their entire calogue.

Posted by: JTSmith at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (YYotJ)

237 That purple hair congressfreak looks like a skeksis from The Dark Crystal come to life.

Posted by: DPICM at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (zweKz)

238 Zeldin is entirely correct about the law. The blue meanie has no idea what she is babbling on about.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (vOtXJ)

239 Most Americans font care about Ilhan or AOC

That’s the problem: they need to take care to use a font that clearly distinguishes a “one” from an “ell” from a capitol “eye”. There is not enough font care!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

240 That purple hair congressfreak looks like a skeksis from The Dark Crystal come to life.
Posted by: DPICM at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (zweKz)

Skeletor from He Man

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (NtVYv)

241 nood!

LOL, Nemo, good eye!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (VyBeY)

242 "Even CNN's fat-faced partisan plumper dismisses his whining about an "activist state judge" and points out that this isn't about a judge, this is about a simple on-its-face "math problem."

It literally, in black and white, says they can't do this. They were SUED, before the election, to prevent them from breaking the law, and the state supreme court said they could not be sued before breaking the law, only after.

So, they had full knowledge they were breaking the law. That it is now getting tossed by the courts isn't because of an activist judge. It is because the clearly violated the law.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (vOtXJ)

243 It comes to me that while 11han Omar may know “Arabic” (actually Hindu) numerals, she is ignorant of Roman numerals.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (ZVgZ4)

244 Thanks to 11han Omar, I feel really left out. More than two decades in uniform, more than 5 decades reading military history, and I missed at least 9 World Wars. Damn.

Posted by: Penultimatum at April 28, 2026 08:59 PM (cpNwr)

245 I thought Jennifer Lawrence was just luminous as a young adult. She’s lost that ‘fresh face’ as she’s aged. Still pretty, but not special anymore.

Posted by: Advo at April 28, 2026 09:15 PM (jO4mz)

246 @245...once you've seen Weinstein in his hotel bathroom you lose some of your shine.

I would not lose a thing because I'd never be so needy and stupid to go to his hotel room alone. And second I would injure him so badly I would not care if my career was ruined. He is disgusting. I can't read the current stories as the potted plant a few years ago nearly finished me off.

The three Oscar winners who never said a word against him:
1. Streep
2. Paltrow (her first nomination)
3. Lawrence (her first nomination)

It was a deal cut in a bathroom hotel visit. Actually Paltrow did talk about him because Brad Pitt was ticked off.

However, once he was convicted total silence from the three above. Please correct me if I am wrong.

Streep's acting is better than the other two by a bit... or her accents. The other two can't act.

At the time he was rumored to control the "academy." Which upped his game in his bathrobe, which I'd prefer not to think about.

Instead of the old casting couch it was the hotel room for a "meet and greet." Hurl.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 09:42 PM (WONhk)

247 Footnote: That last shot? "Table So White!!"

Fools.

Posted by: Beverly at April 28, 2026 11:51 PM (reMys)

Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0453 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0127 seconds, 255 records returned.
Page size 130 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.