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The Morning Report — 4/ 28/26

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Good morning kids, the third attempted assassination of President Trump and in this instance as many of his cabinet members and advisers that were close enough to him at the WHCD will no doubt be the top story at least through the end of the week. Or until the Fifth Columnist Fourth Estate exhausts itself in its attempt to evade its responsibility in painting President Trump as an "Imperial" president and literally Hitler. With that is casting over half the country as racist Nazi white supremacists. Again, if this President were even a fraction as tyrannical and despotic as the Democrat/Leftists have historically been for over 200 years, that party and everyone in its base would've been smoke up a crematorium chimney or worm food in a mass grave long, long ago.

Compare and contrast. Charlie Kirk, a vocal, passionate and effective opponent of Leftism, who sought to defeat them, via civilized debate because he respected their right to express their opinions in a free and open society and let people decide for themselves.

The Democrat Left on the other hand could not allow that and so Charlie Kirk is in an early grave. Meanwhile vermin like Puce Stinkspleen and Jimmy Kimmel can spout the most vile abuse and blood libels at the President and First Lady with impunity knowing full well that the odds of them being in any kind of mortal peril is essentially zero. More likely they'd be praised for "speaking truth to power" (vomit) from all quarters of the Left. And again, not only do they have nothing to really fear from normal Americans of every stripe, from those who are MAGA all the way to just regular folk, there are those who have condemned the calls for Kimmel to be taken off the air and censored. I am fiercely pro free speech but at some point there is a line that we dare not cross that ventures into actual incitement.

In fairness, I'll be the first to admit that some of my rhetoric might, MIGHT, be interpreted by some as getting close to that line. The difference is, I have history and facts to back up my rhetoric in calling out the Democrat/Left for who and what they are.

Yeah some "imperial president" we have, eh Fareed Zakaria?!

Taking a shot at the king, whether with a gun or even rhetorically usually resulted in one's head on a pike.

Beyond that, despite Kimmel et al who have railed against Trump for years now still have platforms and worse, followers who will never abandon them and echo their poisonous bilge. As repulsive as they all are, I say let them speak and hopefully foist themselves on their own petards when they lose their audiences and influence.

But of course, they will never countenance open debate because they look upon us and our leaders as an evil to be eradicated. Always have, always will.

With now the third serious assassination attempt against President Trump on the books, it is an important juncture to examine the intellectual gleischaltung that encourages American society and global society to view Republican Presidents as the height of all evil. More than Kim Jong Un of North Korea, more than Vladimir Putin of Russia, more than Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran, more than Chairman Xi of China, Republican Presidents are rhetorically imbued with intrinsic evil that requires all available means of persuasion -- including assassination. Since the assassination of Lincoln, the press and academic culture have worked together to create a sense of moral purpose in killing Republican presidents. On July 11, 2007, Nobel Peace Prize laureate Betty Williams gave the keynote speech to the International Women’s Peace Conference in Dallas, Texas, and said (to laughter and applause from the audience):“I mean right now, I could kill George Bush, no problem. No, I don’t mean that. I mean -- how could you nonviolently kill somebody? I would love to be able to do that.” As a Republican President, George W. Bush was subjected to a media and academic character assassination regimen that drove his approval into the 20s before he left office in 2009. A Methodist minister, Charles Moore hated President Bush so much that he immolated himself at Grand Saline, Texas in 2014. He expressed written regret that he lacked the courage to burn himself alive on the campus of SMU where George W. Bush’s Presidential library is located.

Republican Presidents who were assassinated or subjected to attempted assassination include: Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump. Ironically, the most well-known presidential assassination was certainly that of John F. Kennedy, a Democrat president killed by a sniper assassin. The rhetoric surrounding this 1963 event provides insight into the enduring anti-Republican ethic of the American public sphere. Lee Harvey Oswald almost certainly killed President Kennedy in Dallas, Texas. One of the most treasured canards of American history is a vast array of conspiracy theories that seek to exonerate Oswald...

...Our intellectual and academic culture is dangerously creating violent pro-assassination rhetoric that is creating this cultish desire to kill President Trump. It is not only dangerous to the United States but also the Democrat Party that offers itself as the primary point of peaceful opposition to President Trump. Revered Democrat strategist James Carville recently commended his own ‘trump derangement syndrome,’: "I hate the motherf-----. And you know what? I don't want to get rid of it [TDS]. I don't want to get better. I want to get worse. I want to hate him more."

James Carville is not the equivalent of an unknown goat-herding/boffing head-chopper holed up in a cave in Tora Bora. He is a major Democrat/Leftist political leader - a Grand Imam genuflecting before the Mecca space rock. And the true believers, and they constitute hundreds of thousands if not millions of our fellow citizens (in name only!) eat this up day in and day out.


Yes, They Want Trump Dead. They Also Want You Dead. That’s the core element of the Democrat Party platform.

... And in 2020, Kamala Harris said of the left’s riots, “They’re not going to stop. This is a movement, I’m telling you. They’re not going to stop and everyone beware, because they’re not going to stop. They’re not going to stop before Election Day in November and they’re not going to stop after Election Day. Everyone should take note of that on both levels. They’re not going to let up and they should not and we should not.”

They haven’t. If anything, they’ve stepped on the gas. Why? Because as the great David Horowitz memorably quipped, “Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out.”
As Trump continues the painstaking work of dismantling the left’s clandestine power structure, the totalitarians will continue to get out and make themselves known. The Democrat Party is today the party of authoritarianism and violence. This is not an aberration or a momentary case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. This is what the party is at its heart.

And so, what is to be done?

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1 Hello, JJ.

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:21 AM (9lqZe)

2 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)

3 top five of the morning to y'all

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 28, 2026 07:22 AM (CWTWj)

4 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

5 Called others.

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:24 AM (9lqZe)

6 Good mprning horde

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 07:24 AM (gDlxJ)

7 Kamala Harris said of the left’s riots, “They’re not going to stop. This is a movement, I’m telling you. They’re not going to stop and everyone beware, because they’re not going to stop. They’re not going to stop before Election Day in November and they’re not going to stop after Election Day.

Their violence is free speech.
Free speech is violence.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:26 AM (/+uur)

8 Hello to the daywalkers.

Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 07:26 AM (nD5wh)

9 Thank you, JJ!

what is to be done, indeed!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:27 AM (VyBeY)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:28 AM (jehhT)

11 gleischaltung
====

Yeah, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

12 The GOP is a steaming pile of crap smothered in crap gravy.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

13 The assassination attempts will not end. Though the Chipotle Carne Assassin Burrito w/ extra dick might look silly to us, he's a hero to a quarter of the electorate, and they go to bed at night dreaming of completing his work. There's a literal army of Thomas Crooks and Ryan Rouths and Luigi Mangiones crawling gay slogans on cartridges as we speak, and fitting themselves for foil wraps.

At this rate, I put Trump's chances of surviving his Presidency at 40/60, and even if he does make it through, he and his family will be dodging bullets for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

14 A variant of the virus Jacobinism has been loosed upon the land. It's not going away. It will not be vanquished electorally. It must be named, confronted and fought. It does not require violence to defeat. Who has the wit to understand and the will to carry the fight through the certain shit storm?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:30 AM (fZiTB)

15
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2026 07:31 AM (2/MrR)

16 “I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.”
Breaking Down the Would-Be Assassin’s Manifesto"

Overeducated lefty shithead.

Posted by: Broken down at April 28, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

17 Is that first link working for anyone else?

I tried to go to Frontpage's home page and that won't work either, but IsItDown says it's up.

Just me?

Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:32 AM (sifs3)

18
And, to Ben Voth: it's "GLEICHSCHALTUNG." If you're going to make a historical reference, spell it correctly, or it will just confuse people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

19 I read that that no LEO bullets hit the WHCA shooter, which would mean the officer who took one in the ballistic vest was friendly fire

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

20 One of the most treasured canards of American history is a vast array of conspiracy theories that seek to exonerate Oswald...

… because the Left cannot stand it that their most popular President was killed by such a vocal and active communist.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:35 AM (olroh)

21 >The GOP is a steaming pile of crap smothered in crap gravy.
----

this sullies the good name of steaming piles of crap

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:36 AM (ZxPkt)

22 Thank you, JJ. And Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:37 AM (wVcYX)

23 And, to Ben Voth: it's "GLEICHSCHALTUNG." If you're going to make a historical reference, spell it correctly, or it will just confuse people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)
====

I couldn't get past it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

24 Frontpage works for me

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

25 At this rate, I put Trump's chances of surviving his Presidency at 40/60, and even if he does make it through, he and his family will be dodging bullets for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

I'm already trying to game out what happens after they get him - to me, it's a foregone conclusion that they will.

I can see several decentralized small group actions scattered throughout the country, but I doubt very strongly that there will be any large-scale anything.

Which will just reinforce the lesson that they can kill whoever they want without any real consequences.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 07:38 AM (iNUL3)

26 Darn. Not even the top ten today. But I shall carry on after I finish looking at the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:39 AM (NR6c1)

27 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)

28 The left acknowledges they're in a hot, civil war. They're actively targeting conservative leaders, killing some in the process and forcing others into hiding when not on official business or in their place of employment. Administration officials have added security due to threats.

Republicans are not taking the left's threats of annihilation seriously, nor acknowledging what is clearly going on around them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

29 I read that that no LEO bullets hit the WHCA shooter, which would mean the officer who took one in the ballistic vest was friendly fire

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Why does it mean that? The assassin also fired a round. At a USSS agent. Demonstrated by the empty shell still in the weapon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 07:43 AM (iNUL3)

30 25 At this rate, I put Trump's chances of surviving his Presidency at 40/60, and even if he does make it through, he and his family will be dodging bullets for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

They're not getting him. He's going to torment them to his dying day, and that will come only in his glorious retirement.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:43 AM (fZiTB)

31 As to what Gleichschaltung means, it's one of those high concept German words. It means to align, but in the sense of train cars in a switchyard, bringing all scattered objects together into a single harmonious unit.

It was what Nazis used to describe the process by which the citizen would be made to work toward the F¨hrer in all aspects of life, from the workplace, to the movie house, to the sporting club, to the youth group, and on an on. Total ubiquity of messaging.

Our State and media embrace this concept closely, along with the later Communist innovation of Zersetzung, the other side of the same coin - literally meaning a catalyzed chemical decomposition, as with a metal in acid - the systematic psychological and social destruction of the dissenting individual.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:44 AM (BI5O2)

32 @12. "The GOP is a steaming pile of crap...."

Congratulations. You have been sent a $5.00 check from the Soros "Trash 'em Fund".

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:44 AM (9lqZe)

33 because the Left cannot stand it that their most popular President was killed by such a vocal and active communist.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:35 AM (olroh)

The Left also hates when you point out that four of the first nine Republican presidents were shot by Leftists.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (iNUL3)

34 The LAUSD story is known but still depressing. Over 80% of 8th graders are not proficient in reading or math. The left just loves that as malleable minds to brain wash.
The TDS will never end for the lefties. They will hound them forever. Unfortunately all that hate and unhealthy bile never affects them with an early demise.

We had an interesting time at Furniture Market in High Point, NC. Little talk if at all about tariffs all waiting for housing to let loose. The 80’s is calling with lots of waverly inspired fabrics and tapestry.
Hope all have a very blessed day.

Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (+jqKS)

35 >Melania’s Right, But Firing Jimmy Kimmel Would Be Wrong
----

If firing Jimmy's wrong, I don't wanna be right

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)

36 I don't have to be paid to trash the GOP. It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

37 supposably Kimmel's contract is up on Thursday

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt)

38 Consider-if you haven't already done so- writing to the WH and suggesting the WH needs to overhaul the Secret Service, get rid of DEI hires and as noted by either Clay or Buck on the Clay and Buck Show, only have well trained, strong men be part of Trump's security.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (OYsYV)

39 Here's the address:

https://tinyurl.com/3xaej65a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 07:47 AM (OYsYV)

40 "Why Can’t Americans Buy More Affordable Health-Care Plans?"

Because FU, that's why.

*displays two rotting thumbs down*

Posted by: zombie John McCain at April 28, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

41 And 20+ years after President Trump passes on from this vale of tears, he'll be lauded by the MFM as a "good" Republican President, not at all like the then current Republican candidate for the office.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)

42 Morning Horde thx JJ.
I thought once Biden was gone we had seen the last of Wendy, Wendy, Wendy Sherman. She was a Dem who was the lead negotiator in the North Korea nuclear debacle, thn helped screw up Fannie Mae with the Dem mistress of disaster ( her name escapes me), then worked for Hillary. Whatever she says think the opposite

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 07:51 AM (gu0hJ)

43 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 28, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

44 I have never seen a more alarming pattern of incompetence

Which brings us back to the question... was it incompetence?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

45 A morally courageous CEO cold fire Kimmel in a very public and honest way such that would elucidate and resolve any issues around free speech. It would be a public service, a debt paid by a corporation back to the system that allows it to exist and prosper.

But I'm dreaming.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:53 AM (fZiTB)

46 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Especially the media

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)

47 There's a podcast?

Posted by: He Asked, Incredulously at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (oftw2)

48 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 28, 2026 07:55 AM (53oGX)

49 … was it incompetence?

“Almost two years ago, it was perfectly obvious to anyone who examined the facts on the ground in Butler, Pennsylvania that the United States Secret Service had an institutionalised level of incompetence and/or malevolence that was assisting those many persons anxious to kill Trump to do so. Even as mere incompetence, it is murderously so: Corey Comperatore is dead, and everyone in Butler and DC who enabled his death still has a job.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:56 AM (olroh)

50 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (ew/Be)

51 San Franpsycho -- it doesn't work on my phone, either. I'm in North Carolina -- I wonder if some leftist reported it as p0rn. NC has the new age verification law.

Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (sifs3)

52 Strange that Trump can't send someone in to kick ass in the Keystone-Cop Secret Service. How bad does it have to get?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (fZiTB)

53 … was it incompetence?

“A famous line of Ian Fleming's seems more germane: Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action. Which begs the question: if it's enemy action, who precisely is the enemy?”

Both quotes from Mark Steyn, with link in nic. “Oops! He Did It Again” and “The Secret Service Makes Me Nervous”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (olroh)

54 ...everyone in Butler and DC who enabled his death still has a job.”
====

That's the tell.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

55 @45

>>But I'm dreaming.

Realistically, even when his contract is up, he's either going to get extended or probably get a 3 picture movie deal to sodomize a beloved IP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

56 There's a literal army of Thomas Crooks and Ryan Rouths and Luigi Mangiones crawling gay slogans on cartridges as we speak, and fitting themselves for foil wraps.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

It will be very interesting if they turn their guns on PDT supporters.
Which I think is coming soon.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)

57 46 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)


Color me skeptical on that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 07:59 AM (x0n13)

58 "Why Can’t Americans Buy More Affordable Health-Care Plans?"

"Because it would be a Bad Plan!" is the exact argument I had to deal with.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:59 AM (NR6c1)

59 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Especially the media

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)

I don't see it. Truly.

This is the party that shot Trump, killed Kirk, tried to kill Kavanaugh, tried to shoot Trump again, shot Scalise, firebombed Gov Shaprio, tried to shoot Trump again, murdered school kids in MN and TN, killed Jews in DC, and CO, cheered October 7, et al.

And we've done nothing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:00 AM (iNUL3)

60 And so, what is to be done?

Have a great day!
-

I took that as a Q&A.

So... eat drink and be merry.

I can live with that!

Until...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 08:00 AM (1o8D5)

61 But it is impossible not to see the thwarted attack in the context of our increasingly upside-down culture, one in which political speech is derided as violence and political violence is tolerated, excused, and even celebrated.
===================
No "both sides" about it-- the right talks (and rants editorially!) but the left shoots. As Ace so often says, and Kimmel actually said to defend his foul "joke", our speech is violence and their violence is speech.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:01 AM (28ov7)

62 34 The LAUSD story is known but still depressing. Over 80% of 8th graders are not proficient in reading or math. The left just loves that as malleable minds to brain wash.
The TDS will never end for the lefties. They will hound them forever. Unfortunately all that hate and unhealthy bile never affects them with an early demise.


Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (+jqKS)

On Math, if you keep failing folks upward before they are ready, they literally can't catch up, even with special tutoring programs.

2nd daughter was brought in (after 2 other tutors quit) to tutor an 8th grade male in Math. She was the 1st to get him to admit he hated everything school (thus why he didn't do anything for sessions and got tutors to quit), to get him to stay and interact for full sessions, and to actually baseline his Math skills (which are 3rd-4th grade level - division is the starting point). Now that he's learning something, he's got about 2 weeks left. So of course, as he graduates to 9th grade, he's still going to continually fail. And no one will know why and where he needs to start from b/c that work, if it's possible, will have to be done all over again.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:01 AM (tOcjL)

63 57 46 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)


Color me skeptical on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
****

How skeptical were the people before the Civil War?

Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (nD5wh)

64 Rosa DeLauro is the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

65 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

66 Bank of Mexico data collected by FAIR here, in 2024, $62.5 billion was sent via remittances from the US to Mexico. California and Texas sent $20.4 billion and $9 billion, respectively.

Tax it at the highest marginal rate on the books.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

67 The shit goblins aren't going to stop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (HiAA1)

68 @46

>>If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Realistically, what's going to happen?

We will get angry for a bit and then just shrug and deal.

Remember, they shot a charming conservative in the neck for simply wanting to have a dialog to change people's minds.

It's 50:50 whether his killer walks.

As has been noted, if conservatives don't impose their moral vision, the left will continue to impose theirs.

And their moral vision allows for the murdering of conservatives with impunity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)

69 63 57 46 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)


Color me skeptical on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
****

How skeptical were the people before the Civil War?
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (nD5wh)


True, but post the Civil War, after Lincoln was assassinated the Southern States and Democrat Party suffered not a bit and in fact they thwarted integration for 100 years. AND INFECTED US WITH TOXIC LEFTISM EVER SINCE

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)

70 @36. Guy who always says "It's garbage"

Thank you for your support Mr. Guy Garbage!

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (9lqZe)

71 Springsteen resembles an aging lesbian these days.

Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)

72 I just learned today on Maria that the Secret Service is not being paid. It may sound naive but I thought the WH had found some pool of money to pay them, but, says the TV, nah bruh.

Amazing the wheels don't fall off completely down there in DC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (28ov7)

73 The left is broken. Big Pharma has a lot to do with that. There's a significant percentage of society that's on anti-depressants, because, God forbid someone figure out how to deal with their emotions without becoming a mindless zombie.

I guarantee you drug test anyone at a leftist 'no kings' rally and you'll come back with a smorgasbord of chemicals altering their brain chemistry.

The left will not be fixed anytime soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

74 46 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.

Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)

It's not in their psychic capabilities to imagine consequences or care about them. And the smarter ones don't fear it (for good reason).

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (fZiTB)

75 Springsteen resembles an aging lesbian these days.

Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)



It's what we do!

Posted by: Mark Cuban at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Trump Admin needs to find a way to put the screws to Disney, until the dump Kimmel. They need find a forum that shows Kimmel on the Man show

Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (YCxFk)

77 I think a number of pundits have called out the dysfunction in the Secret Service. It was noted at Butler, but was passed off as poorly performing agents assigned to Trump by the *biden administration's flunkies.

This latest failure was because the would be assassin literally ran through security manned by the Secret Service. Didn't do some high tech mumbo-jumbo, or shoot his way through. He ran.

That failure is unpardonable. The Service needs to be disbanded and reconstituted from reliable current and former SpecOps. IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (jehhT)

78 71 Springsteen resembles an aging lesbian these days.
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)


He looks like Rosa DeLauro?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13)

79 If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)

It will be like when Howard Beale was cut down by the afro wearing commies live on TV.
Fade to black, the audience will applaud, then in a week or two back to their netflix, starchucks and porn and wanting more free shit from uncle sugar.
Fat, drunk, high and stupid is how most Americans go thru life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (AP4bj)

80 I just learned today on Maria that the Secret Service is not being paid. It may sound naive but I thought the WH had found some pool of money to pay them, but, says the TV, nah bruh.

Amazing the wheels don't fall off completely down there in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (28ov7)



I was told multiple times yesterday that they're being funded through 2028 via the OBBB.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

81 78 71 Springsteen resembles an aging lesbian these days.
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)


He looks like Rosa DeLauro?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13)


A fossilized Brontosaurus' labia...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

82 A morally courageous CEO cold fire Kimmel in a very public and honest way such that would elucidate and resolve any issues around free speech. It would be a public service, a debt paid by a corporation back to the system that allows it to exist and prosper.

But I'm dreaming.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:53 AM (fZiTB)
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I don't think it even takes moral courage.

Common sense ought to be enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:08 AM (28ov7)

83 72. Where is Thune on the fact that these law enforcement people are not getting paid. How does Schumer get away with this?

What raises my BP, is the fact that the first day of a Dem trifecta, they will eliminate the Filibuster

Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2026 08:08 AM (YCxFk)

84 I was told multiple times yesterday that they're being funded through 2028 via the OBBB.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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That makes more sense to me, but who knows

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:09 AM (28ov7)

85 I saw Radioactive Sarcophagus open for The Bangles on their Walk Like An Egyptian Tour at Three Mile Island in 84.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)

86 True, but post the Civil War, after Lincoln was assassinated the Southern States and Democrat Party suffered not a bit and in fact they thwarted integration for 100 years.
****

And, yet, the Democrats have to lie, cheat, steal and kill to remain relevant. And their efforts to thwart integration did fail.

Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (nD5wh)

87 He looks like Rosa DeLauro?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Rosa DeLauro looks like Iggy Pop on a bad day.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (NR6c1)

88 I would have F&F on the screen this morning but they threatened to air the execrable Ro Khanna

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

89 84 I was told multiple times yesterday that they're being funded through 2028 via the OBBB.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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That makes more sense to me, but who knows
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:09 AM (28ov7)

I think the answer is most of the department was being paid (especially front line folks) but some were not til April 4. Then all got paid, but now they might have to go back to only some being paid again b/c the money they used to pay all DHS is running out.

So, some folks had 3 months of delayed pay now in the last 7 months - that's a morale and personnel killer (aka, anyone not getting paid who could switch jobs has now done so)...so you get a worse group every time you do this "no pay" thing...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (tOcjL)

90 I find it infuriating that the Feds can find money to shower the lightbulb people's "Lerning Centers" and all the other fraud, even today, but can and do shut off the money spigot to DHS select agencies.

Our government claims it's not doing all the things we know they are, yet claims the one thing they can't is the one thing we know they can.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (jehhT)

91 Piggy reporters calmly swiping champagne in the aftermath of the WHCD fracas.

https://tinyurl.com/mr33bjmj

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (fZiTB)

92 I just know there's a run-down cabin in the woods somewhere in CT, deep in the forest, with Rosa DeLauro inside cooking children in a bubbling black cauldron. The epitome of an evil hag found only in storybooks. It's unfathomable this creature is repeatedly reelected and sent to DC.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

93 It's way past time we stopped allowing people like Soros, Neville Singham, Reid Hoffman and the rest of the billionaire class on the left to infect our politics and culture with their far left filth. It's obviously not a conspiracy theory and it isn't some organic movement, it is heavily funded attempt to hijack this country.

All of these movements like BLM, No Kings, riots against ICE and on and on are paid for by the same group of people and they are getting increasingly unhinged and violent. Losing USAID and the army of NGOs it funded hurt them bad but it didn't kill them.

We are never going to stop them if we just go after the crazies who carry out the violence. Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)

94 I saw Radioactive Sarcophagus open for The Bangles on their Walk Like An Egyptian Tour at Three Mile Island in 84.
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)
=====

Does your dog talk to you? Because this sounds like your dog talks to you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

95 The Palisades fire destroyed 23,448 acres of land and 6,837 structures. A total of 5,942 of those structures were single-family homes.

Palisades News reported that at last check in February, “More than 480 rebuilding projects were under construction out of roughly 5,600 affected properties, with permits issued for more than 800 addresses, according to city data.”

=========================
Karen Bass and the Democrats could care less about people trying to rebuild.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (ETIdo)

96 I just learned today on Maria that the Secret Service is not being paid. It may sound naive but I thought the WH had found some pool of money to pay them, but, says the TV, nah bruh.

Amazing the wheels don't fall off completely down there in DC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (28ov7)

Maria is not correct. USSS has been paid the whole time, through the OBBB.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:16 AM (iNUL3)

97 Karen Bass and the Democrats could care less about people trying to rebuild.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (ETIdo)
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I am completely shocked the number is greater than zero.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

98 71 Springsteen resembles an aging lesbian these days.
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)

That's not funny!

* in 2-part harmony *

Posted by: Steven Tyler and Paul McCartney at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

99 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

100 And their efforts to thwart integration did fail.

“Thwart”, that is, “block, foil, or frustrate efforts” seems about right. If Democrats hadn’t re-segregated the federal workplace when Wilson became president; if they hadn’t used public policy to create and maintain ghettos; and if they hadn’t pushed state-approved marriage licensing for a century that barred mixed-race marriages; and if they hadn’t deliberately destroyed functioning and even excellent schools that were producing an affluent black middle class; then the United States would be far more integrated today than it is.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (olroh)

101 Maria is not working today it's the blond chick who is not from Brooklyn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

102 Springsteen resembles an aging lesbian these days.
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)

That's not funny!

* in 2-part harmony *
Posted by: Steven Tyler and Paul McCartney at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)



I'm willing to bet this is due to the fact that a majority of surgeons for the rich and famous perform more surgeries on women than men. When men come in for multiple tucks, stretches and reconstruction, they come out looking like women instead of themselves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

103 What are we to do? Nothing really. Keep voting(?)

Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2026 08:19 AM (Qc7+O)

104 81, ah gees, thanks for the visual JJ.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 08:19 AM (BCuCF)

105 > We are never going to stop them if we just go after the crazies who carry out the violence. Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.
Posted by: JackStraw
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There was a golden opportunity to snatch Neville Singham from his lair in Singapore when the USS Lincoln carrier strike group passed within a stone's throw of his likely home on their way to Iran. This was only months after the Maduro caper. I think it had a real shot at getting him if we'd tried.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)

106 I read that that no LEO bullets hit the WHCA shooter, which would mean the officer who took one in the ballistic vest was friendly fire

Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

No. The agent who was shot was in fact the only one to fire his weapon at all.

Are you suggesting he shot himself?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (iNUL3)

107 Roy Neville Singham is CCP

No one knows Singham but everyone knows what the Chinese Communist Party is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

108 If, Heaven forbid, the Dems take control at the mid terms they will be very busy from election night to swearing in. Every one of their goals will be drafted and ready to go on day one. And it will happen in a blink of an eye. Bye bye filibuster, hello the Great States of DC and Puerto Rico. A packed to the brim SCOTUS. By March first we will be circa 1980 Bulgaria.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 08:21 AM (gm9Sb)

109
We are never going to stop them if we just go after the crazies who carry out the violence. Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)



They've known about the shadow companies created by the leftist billionaires for years and have done exactly jack shit about any of them.

It's why we can't have nice things all while believing NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Because nothing ever happens to them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

110 28 Republicans are not taking the left's threats of annihilation seriously, nor acknowledging what is clearly going on around them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

Most of them assume that it won't be them, because they are Uniparty.

Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:22 AM (iXqHn)

111 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

My brother was living with one of the top doctors at NIH back in the day. At one dinner, she gave me some advice to pass on.

"Never date a plastic surgeon."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

112 LOL free speech? I'm sorry, who has "free speech"?

That is a hilarious argument for Kimmel or any lib. Oh we have free speech. No we do NOT.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (USUCU)

113 My brother was living with one of the top doctors at NIH back in the day. At one dinner, she gave me some advice to pass on.

"Never date a plastic surgeon."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)



The show 'Nip/Tuck' taught me that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

114 LAUSD and UTLA have completely disregarded the fact that staffing has not been reduced in proportion to the district’s enrollment decline. While student attendance was 747,000 in the 2003–2004 school year, it has now plunged to 390,000.

ho leee fook

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

115 No one knows Singham but everyone knows what the Chinese Communist Party is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

Are they the folks who send all their party mem...err..I mean "kids" to American universities to learn our Western ways of life?

Hao de!

Posted by: Send Them All at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (AP4bj)

116 @93 Jackstraw-you’re the one that’s up on all this stuff, tell us something good. I voted for Trumps DOJ to target all the aforementioned shit. You seem to know better than anyone else, give us the good news……..

Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2026 08:25 AM (Qc7+O)

117 Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)

I thought we were doing that. We had a task force announced months ago to do it. Bessant, Vance and Miller leading it. Zero follow-up.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

118 It's "hoist," not "foist." Speaking of petards. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at April 28, 2026 08:26 AM (R/nr4)

119 Alabama's Doug Jones is loudly speaking up in support of the SPLC. And now it makes sense. That's how he won the US Senate seat in a state that never elects Dems to those positions. The SPLC used its money to have people smear his opponent. Now Doug is afraid his chance to do the same to become governor will get derailed without the SPLC's help.

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 08:27 AM (7W1xd)

120 Cut off Congress pay until they take care of the real workers getting their pay. Better yet, reroute Congress pay to the real workers. This crap is all their fault anyway.

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 08:27 AM (9lqZe)

121 Crowder brings up a good point this morning. Remember when Aaron Rodgers said on some podcast about Kimmel and Epstein being tied together in some way and Kimmel threatened to sue him?

Where were all the media types spewing about Rodgers' right to free speech?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

122 We are never going to stop them if we just go after the crazies who carry out the violence. Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)


They've known about the shadow companies created by the leftist billionaires for years and have done exactly jack shit about any of them.

It's why we can't have nice things all while believing NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Because nothing ever happens to them.
Posted by: Sponge



Because those in power on the Right are also collecting paychecks from them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:28 AM (ew/Be)

123 XTC

I wrote one of my Federal Senators about bad trend lines from the Left, and how he should support American values and have people want to vote for him, not ignore Communist destruction. Told him if the Dems take over it would be Russian Civil War bad.

He blew me off, as he did my 2014 warnings about bad leaders in our USN ships, before the 2017 collisions.

I was rebuked by the local county Republican Party leader. That's when I left the republican Party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

124 LAUSD and UTLA have completely disregarded the fact that staffing has not been reduced in proportion to the district’s enrollment decline. While student attendance was 747,000 in the 2003–2004 school year, it has now plunged to 390,000.

ho leee fook
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)
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I conclude the state schools exist to employ teachers and administrators, promote union membership, indoctrinate children, and siphon money to the Party.

Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

125 Today Is National Blueberry Pie Day. 🫐

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

126 I conclude the state schools exist to employ teachers and administrators, promote union membership, indoctrinate children, and siphon money to the Party.

Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

or children or education

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

127 92 I just know there's a run-down cabin in the woods somewhere in CT, deep in the forest, with Rosa DeLauro inside cooking children in a bubbling black cauldron. The epitome of an evil hag found only in storybooks. It's unfathomable this creature is repeatedly reelected and sent to DC.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
With a side of the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Loca Nova- nice that your daughter was able to finally assist that student. I agree with your assessment. We know a person in our extended family who was also passed up all through school. Ends up she has dyslexia and to this day is barely proficient reader. She as an adult went to learn as she was having a child(who thankfully doesn’t have that issue and is thriving in school). With all that money, one would expect usd to at least pick up that kids shouldn’t be passed up the chain especially early on.

Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (9Ftvz)

128 Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)

129 I prefer apple pie.

Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (Oy/m2)

130 125 Today Is National Blueberry Pie Day. 🫐
Posted by: redridinghood

Too early for blueberries in nearly all of the nation. Whoever made today the day should have their increments frozen and their franking privileges revoked.

Posted by: Scared Straight at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)

131
They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)



They'll simply tax homeschooling out of existence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

132 r hennigantx

Public schools. even in Kansas, are babysitting day care learing centers of Leftist indoctrination.

I would abolish all public schools. Not enough nuns and chill Jesuits to pull it off, but I bet we right here could instruct and help home-schoolers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

133 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 08:21 AM (gm9Sb)

Black pill much?

Will any of your darkness survive President Trump's veto?

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (zBgIx)

134 I prefer apple pie.
Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (Oy/m2)




She's my cherry pie!

Posted by: Warrant at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

135 They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.

I have a strong suspicion that they care more about fewer kids to indoctrinate and mutilate. Given the way public school funding is set up in most places, they can usually easily get more.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (olroh)

136 28 Republicans are not taking the left's threats of annihilation seriously, nor acknowledging what is clearly going on around them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

Denial. To accept the reality of it confers an obligation to do something about it. It's simply not in them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)

137 129 I prefer apple pie.
Posted by: dantesed

Only Communists think this way.

Posted by: Faithful Follower Of Brother John Birch at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

138 Too early for blueberries in nearly all of the nation.

Judging from what’s on sale the last week, today should be strawberry pie day.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (olroh)

139 They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)

No it doesn't.

LA's school district has gone from 750,000 students to 390,000 in the past 15 years.

Convince me their budget has fallen over the same time period.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (iNUL3)

140 I tried to go to Frontpage's home page and that won't work either, but IsItDown says it's up.

Just me?
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:32 AM (sifs3)

Same issue here.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (5xuJ/)

141 Too early for blueberries in nearly all of the nation. Whoever made today the day should have their increments frozen and their franking privileges revoked.
Posted by: Scared Straight at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)
===

Mrs. F. just said the same thing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

142 we have two Rino Senators who are retiring in Tillis and Mitch. They want to keep the filibuster, because they will soon have 6 figure pensions for life, and could give a damn about us great unwashed.

Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (YCxFk)

143 I think public school enrollment numbers are pure fiction used to get $$$.

Even if there were only 100 kids, enrollment would reflect spending for 100K.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (jehhT)

144 It costs half as much per capita as America’s but rations access to specialty care and limits access to treatment with waiting lists, producing consistently worse outcomes for seriously ill patients. Canada also prohibits the sale of supplemental private insurance to stop wealthier patients from bypassing wait times, which would distort the intended rationing of medical resources.

duh they travel to the US.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

145 I would abolish all public schools.

"But what about the minoritieeeeeez!? They won't get schooling and can't get good jobs! YOU'RE A MONSTER!"

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:37 AM (NR6c1)

146 Good apple pie is commonplace.

Good blueberry pie is a rare jewel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

147 San Franpsycho -- it doesn't work on my phone, either. I'm in North Carolina -- I wonder if some leftist reported it as p0rn. NC has the new age verification law.
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (sifs3)

Happening here in NJ as well, on Xfinity with my laptop.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 28, 2026 08:37 AM (5xuJ/)

148 Front page does not work on xfinity or T mobile.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

149 136 Denial. To accept the reality of it confers an obligation to do something about it. It's simply not in them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)

The Left can stack bodies because they have an organized network of police chiefs, lawyers, and judges (and increasingly, juries) to make sure none of their own ever truly pays a price for it.

For the right to face this and acknowledge that it's happening would be fedpoasting.

Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)

150 With all that money, one would expect usd to at least pick up that kids shouldn’t be passed up the chain especially early on.

Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (9Ftvz)

Especially in Math and Reading...you can't pass kids up and just put them in classes that put them further and further behind - they then hate learning and check out on school permanently. And hating learning is a catastrophic result, b/c that carries through for life unless you can break that mentality...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (tOcjL)

151 NR Pax

I would tel them to bring it. I have the receipts. The Left is fundamentally askew from reality and data.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

152 128 Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)

Only in certain states.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:39 AM (tOcjL)

153 And hating learning is a catastrophic result, b/c that carries through for life unless you can break that mentality...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (tOcjL)



Wait......what!??

- - - - - The Yutes of the Inner City

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

154 I would tell them to bring it. I have the receipts. The Left is fundamentally askew from reality and data.

You'd get shut down and blacklisted within a half second when they saw the data. And you'd be pilloried as a cisheteronormativepatriarchalcolonial hatemonger that hates kittens.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:41 AM (NR6c1)

155 >> @93 Jackstraw-you’re the one that’s up on all this stuff, tell us something good. I voted for Trumps DOJ to target all the aforementioned shit. You seem to know better than anyone else, give us the good news……..

I wish I had something good to tell you but I don't. I'm seeing the same things you are when it comes to going after the heads of the snake and it doesn't seem to be good enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (viF8m)

156 I'm not on Tmobile or xfinity.

Maybe frontpage is listed as a hate site by SPLC?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

157 And you'd be pilloried as a CHNPC hatemonger that hates kittens.

Kittens cause global warming, and take resources away from poor brown people.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (olroh)

158 As someone pointed out on X, “They keep having to delay programming on right-wing fascism because of left-wing violence.”

CNN Forced to Postpone ‘Imperial Presidency’ After Another Left-Winger Allegedly Tries to Kill Trump

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (7W1xd)

159 Maybe frontpage is listed as a hate site by SPLC?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)



Is it frontpagemag? Because that's down from Frontier as well.
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Error. Page cannot be displayed. Please contact your service provider for more details.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

160 When I started having major problems with math (around the time I hit Trig), my teacher flat out told me he wasn't going to point me in the direction of any extra help, and to drop the class.

Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (iXqHn)

161 138 Too early for blueberries in nearly all of the nation.

The Grocery Store has them. I ate a container of 'em kinda berries last week.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (DgMqy)

162
Kittens cause global warming, and take resources away from poor brown people.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (olroh)



I could buy into this......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

163 When I started having major problems with math (around the time I hit Trig), my teacher flat out told me he wasn't going to point me in the direction of any extra help, and to drop the class.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (iXqHn)



Teacher is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

164 NR Pax

Been there, done that. It cost me better positions and ultimately my job in the public education system.

I went around the system them., and helping home-schooled children is a goal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

165 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis

Why not host the rescheduled White House Correspondents Dinner in Mar-a-Lago? It’s way safer than the Washington Hilton and a much nicer ballroom too. I discussed this & Democrat rhetoric inspiring assassins with
@JesseBWatters
.
From
Jesse Watters

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
A scary thought that will motivate more left wing loons: if Democrats take back the House then Speaker Hakeem Jeffries will be third in line to become president. There will be even more incentive for assassins to act.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

166 A scary thought that will motivate more left wing loons: if Democrats take back the House then Speaker Hakeem Jeffries will be third in line to become president. There will be even more incentive for assassins to act.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)



That's more than just a 'scary thought.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

167 @ClayTravis
A scary thought that will motivate more left wing loons: if Democrats take back the House then Speaker Hakeem Jeffries will be third in line to become president. There will be even more incentive for assassins to act.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAc


President Hakeem Jeffries.... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: The IDF at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (U/x/I)

168 163 Teacher is asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

I ended up having to take "Math for Idiots" my senior year just to graduate on time. :/

Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (iXqHn)

169 The Republicans in Congress aren't going to defund a lot of the NGOs and not for profits that give the Dems their power. Why? Because the Republicans get some too, only a lot less than the Dems. The GOPe won't go away until they are dead

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (gu0hJ)

170 No FrontPage on Spectrum

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar8)

171 The Guardian: ‘I don’t want to be part of a dictatorship’: the Americans queueing up to renounce their citizenship.
Severing ties with the US can take more than a year and cost thousands of dollars. But Paul, Ella, Margot and thousands of others feel they have no choice

Margaret wasn't able to renounce her US citizenship in the UK. The waiting list to renounce US citizenship at the London consulate is more than 14 months. It’s a similar story in Sydney and most major Canadian cities. Many European cities currently have six-month waiting lists.

...the wall had three portraits: Donald Trump, JD Vance and Marco Rubio, their faces glistening – to her mind, with sadistic triumph (the lighting may have been a factor).

Paul, 55, lives in Helsinki but had to travel to Milan for a consulate appointment – on his 51st birthday. “My present to myself was divorcing Uncle Sam,” he says. “It was the end of 2020, when Trump nominated Amy Coney Barrett to the supreme court...The other half was that filthy, narcissistic smirk on Trump’s face. His eyes are barely open – it’s not a smile of joy, it’s not a smile of, ‘Hey, cool, this happened.’ It was, ‘I have you right where I want you.’

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (+7tIQ)

172 Posted by: The IDF at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (U/x/I)



You should really clear out your URL: field............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

173 Posted by: The IDF at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (U/x/I)


Sock off/

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (U/x/I)

174 142 we have two Rino Senators who are retiring in Tillis and Mitch. They want to keep the filibuster, because they will soon have 6 figure pensions for life, and could give a damn about us great unwashed.
Posted by: Jonah

Anyone for a constitutional amendment that reduces congressional pensions to zero for any year with a deficit?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)

175 Error. Page cannot be displayed. Please contact your service provider for more details.

It’s a “502 Bad Gateway” error underneath, probably from the frontpagemag.com server (openresty), though it could be from their service provider’s server, if they’re running one, because openresty wears several hats; but I suspect that to be unlikely, as I don’t think openresty is commonly used by service providers. I could easily be out of date on that, however.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:48 AM (olroh)

176 The waiting list to renounce US citizenship at the London consulate is more than 14 months.
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End this backlog!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 08:49 AM (Dv3i1)

177 The Guardian: ‘I don’t want to be part of a dictatorship’: the Americans queueing up to renounce their citizenship.
Severing ties with the US can take more than a year and cost thousands of dollars. But Paul, Ella, Margot and thousands of others feel they have no choice



Good. GTFO. We don't need you here. Go live in your socialist utopia and don't let me know how that works out for you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

178 In Connecticut the state is making homeschoolers who remove their kids from public school to get a visit from the Department of Children and Families to look for abuse after some loser killed their kid and hid her body for a year. No one contacted anyone about her missing from school.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 08:49 AM (BCuCF)

179 Front page does not work on xfinity or T mobile.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)


Or ATT. I even tried VPNing in to Japan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

180 You almost have to laugh, the left has been arguing for sometime now that almost all political violence is rightwing and here we are on the their 3rd attempt to assassinate Trump and of course their successful assassination of one of the right's most important pundits.

And their response isn't "political violence is bad right or left" but instead a mix of "this was staged" AND "too bad he didn't succeed"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

181 Are they festive little hats?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

182
It’s a “502 Bad Gateway” error underneath, probably from the frontpagemag.com server (openresty), though it could be from their service provider’s server, if they’re running one, because openresty wears several hats; but I suspect that to be unlikely, as I don’t think openresty is commonly used by service providers. I could easily be out of date on that, however.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:48 AM (olroh)



Cloudfare is reportedly down, so that may have something to do with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

183 Hakeem Jeffries seems to move his hands a lot when speaking in front of the cameras. He looks like an idiot.

Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (Oy/m2)

184 The waiting list to renounce US citizenship at the London consulate is more than 14 months.

Now this is something Trump should expedite with a vengeance. I would not be at all surprised if most people doing this are virtue signaling and relying on the existence of the waiting list to not have to follow through.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (olroh)

185 Imagine, a president with an Arabic name - Hakeem. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (Dv3i1)

186 Smell the Glove

The GOPe has learned nothing from the fate of the Tory Party in the UK. By not standing for their constituents, that party was ended.

They think they are immune to being cast aside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

187 A scary thought that will motivate more left wing loons: if Democrats take back the House then Speaker Hakeem Jeffries will be third in line to become president. There will be even more incentive for assassins to act.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)


That's more than just a 'scary thought.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.


Just saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ew/Be)

188 The Guardian: ‘I don’t want to be part of a dictatorship’: the Americans queueing up to renounce their citizenship.

Four years ago when the government was locking people in their homes, closing churches, and mandating poison shots these same people told me that this was what democracy looked like and if I didn't like it...tough.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

189 Maybe frontpage is listed as a hate site by SPLC?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)


Two different browsers, three different connections, including one in Romania, and I can't get to their homepage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (n9ltV)

190 Hakeem Jeffries seems to move his hands a lot when speaking in front of the cameras. He looks like an idiot.
Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (Oy/m2)



He sounds ridiculous and looks like there are children buried in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

191 176 The waiting list to renounce US citizenship at the London consulate is more than 14 months.
____
End this backlog!
Posted by: Chuck Martel

That's exactly what I was thinking. Hell, I'm willing to not only waive all the processing fees, but give them the same thousand bucks we give go illegals that self-deport.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (+7tIQ)

192 Or ATT. I even tried VPNing in to Japan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
====
AT&T shows it here no problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

193 The waiting list to renounce US citizenship at the London consulate is more than 14 months.

Now this is something Trump should expedite with a vengeance. I would not be at all surprised if most people doing this are virtue signaling and relying on the existence of the waiting list to not have to follow through.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair


Utter it, have a witness and a notary and Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (ew/Be)

194 Well here's some good news.

>>@BillMelugin_
·
8m
>>BREAKING: DOJ confirms to
@FoxNews
that FBI and HSI agents are currently raiding 20+ locations in the Minneapolis, MN area in relation to ongoing federal fraud investigations. Sources tell FOX the locations are largely Somali linked businesses, including the infamous "Quality Learning Center". I'm told these are court approved search warrants being served and they are tied to fraud, not immigration enforcement. Fox is told 22 search warrants were executed in Minnesota this morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)

195 Severing ties with the US can take more than a year and cost thousands of dollars. But Paul, Ella, Margot and thousands of others feel they have no choice

This is unacceptable. We need to streamline this shit. Leftists should be able to renounce their citizenship within 10 minutes. Free.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

196 Cloudfare is reportedly down, so that may have something to do with it.

It may. Cloudflare used to use openresty, and may have never gotten around to removing that text from their Server: header. Or may have deliberately left it there to confuse automated hacking.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (olroh)

197 Two different browsers, three different connections, including one in Romania, and I can't get to their homepage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (n9ltV)
=====

Well? You know. What can I say?

Posted by: San Bobpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

198 As someone pointed out on X, “They keep having to delay programming on right-wing fascism because of left-wing violence.”


Reminds me of the guy holding a sign that said, "Behead those that call Islam violent!"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

199 I suck at math too, when it got difficult for me early on, my dad would whack me in the head with the end of a butter knife if I didn't get the math problem right. I do bookkeeping for a living now, but don't ask me to do long division or fractions. Some things just don't come to me and I have to really think hard. At my age I don't care anymore but I probably should have done something about it when I was much younger.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (BCuCF)

200 ====
AT&T shows it here no problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)



AT&T 5G in North Texas says it's got problems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Public Schools. Have you seen the Public lately?

Like Dr.Seuss meets the Tattooed Trapper from "Papillon".

Posted by: Dega at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (AP4bj)

202 I'm told these are court approved search warrants being served and they are tied to fraud, not immigration enforcement. Fox is told 22 search warrants were executed in Minnesota this morning.

One thing to note here, the pundits tells us "people are literally dying because the government is starved for funding" are also fighting tooth and nail against any fraud investigations.

Well, if you believe every scammer is killing people you'd want to bust them even more then I do wouldn't you?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

203 "If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.

Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223"

Word.

Posted by: Supreme Leader of the Day at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (vFG9F)

204 … don't ask me to do long division or fractions.

If you have six Morons and four pints of bourbon, how much maple syrup does each Moron have to eat?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (olroh)

205 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Your trusty Bomar calculator at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

206 True, but post the Civil War, after Lincoln was assassinated the Southern States and Democrat Party suffered not a bit and in fact they thwarted integration for 100 years. AND INFECTED US WITH TOXIC LEFTISM EVER SINCE
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)

That’s a very inaccurate thing to say. The old South was a no growth economic backwater for a full century after that war; no industrialization, mired in generational poverty. That didn’t change until southern voters in the 70’s and 80’s finally began overthrowing the Dem machines that ran those states and electing conservative governments.

Things went to hell nationally when the formerly successful northern states, plus the left coast, chose to throw away all that had made them successful for a century and take a hard left turn instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (tVVBJ)

207 >> AT&T shows it here no problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)


AT&T 5G in North Texas says it's got problems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
----------
DNS issues.

It's always DNS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (jehhT)

208 Or ATT. I even tried VPNing in to Japan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
====
AT&T shows it here no problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)


Must be a regional thing then. Probably cloudflare or the like.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

209 If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.


Theoretically yes but in practice no.

Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

210 From East Texas - Frontpage will not load.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (tVVBJ)

211 Canada has apparently made it easier to claim Canadian citizenship by including relatives of people born in Canada. Si people who wish to flee the good old USA, find a Canuck in your family tree and head north

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (gu0hJ)

212 Most of the left believes the same [nothing] would happen if they assassinate Trump.

And they would be wrong. The GOP would celebrate, some outright and some through passive-aggressive locutions.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (olroh)

213 It's always DNS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (jehhT)


And the Jews.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (n9ltV)

214 True, but post the Civil War, after Lincoln was assassinated the Southern States and Democrat Party suffered not a bit and in fact they thwarted integration for 100 years. AND INFECTED US WITH TOXIC LEFTISM EVER SINCE
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

But then the parties flipped, so all the bad stuff is now because of Republicans.

Posted by: Really Retarded Leftists secretly ashamed of their party at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (+7tIQ)

215 Canada has apparently made it easier to claim Canadian citizenship by including relatives of people born in Canada. Si people who wish to flee the good old USA, find a Canuck in your family tree and head north

How will we ever keep with Canada in fake claims against the church and DEI investigations if we allow this to happen?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

216 209 If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.


Theoretically yes but in practice no.

Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

They would be correct. What, PRECISELY, could be done?

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 08:59 AM (Gqar8)

217 213 It's always DNS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (jehhT)

And the Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM


Could it be lupus?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 28, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

218 DNS issues.

It's always DNS.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Do not save (DNS) is the default treatment protocol.

Posted by: Canadian Healthcare at April 28, 2026 09:00 AM (+7tIQ)

219 But then the parties flipped, so all the bad stuff is now because of Republicans.

The fun part of this is ask the lefty, ok what is the last R president you loved and the last D president you hated, since that should be the pattern from before they flipped right?

I mean...is Coolidge your man now? Or maybe you hate FDR? No on both? Hmm...when did you say the parties flipped again?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

220 It's really the very best edition of frontpage I've ever read. Each article is gold. And the graphics are spectacular. Yuge!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

221 That's more than just a 'scary thought.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.

Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ew/Be)
******
If Hakeem Jeffries were to become president within the next 2 1/2 years they will make sure they get him a pope mobile everywhere he goes.
They will put him under bulletproof glass,

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (NpAcC)

222 What do you want from me? A Wilkie button?

Posted by: Obscure movie reference at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

223 Theoretically yes but in practice no.

Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1


Except they have to assassinate BOTH Trump AND Vance to get Haqueen Jeffries.

At that point, the country is burning.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ew/Be)

224 204, LOL and that is exactly how most math looks to me.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (BCuCF)

225 Canada has apparently made it easier to claim Canadian citizenship by including relatives of people born in Canada. Si people who wish to flee the good old USA, find a Canuck in your family tree and head north

Who are they to control citizenship and access to their country? I thought no one was illegal on stolen land.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (+7tIQ)

226 They would be correct. What, PRECISELY, could be done?

TBH the answer is what we should be doing now.

How many leftwing orgs and individuals are aware of the plans of these assassins and actively helping them? There should be thousands of people facing charges and yet...nothing.

Yes yes it is hard to charge people in DC. So get creative.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

227 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

228 Segregation is a benefit, and ought to be so regarded by you people.

Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (olroh)

229 redridinghood

He will still be stupid.

With all the data and people connections out there, go for the éminence grise, not the visable front place-holder.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)

230 228 Segregation is a benefit, and ought to be so regarded by you people.
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson

To be fair, desegregation destroyed Cleveland.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (Dv3i1)

231
Except they have to assassinate BOTH Trump AND Vance to get Haqueen Jeffries.

At that point, the country is burning.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ew/Be)

Which is why they shouldn't be together at a function like Saturdays.. If that POS had brought maybe 6 or 7 of his buddies they could have rushed the SS and made it to the ballroom... Good bye Trump and Vance...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (U/x/I)

232 Segregation is a benefit, and ought to be so regarded by you people.

Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (olroh)


The darling of the progressive movement!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (n9ltV)

233 228 Segregation is a benefit, and ought to be so regarded by you people.
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM
-----
And tell those damn suffragettes to get off my lawn!

Posted by: W. W. at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

234 I think "Woodrow Wilson" gets some hits in a scan of the Epshstien Files.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 09:06 AM (DgMqy)

235 The fun part of this is ask the lefty, ok what is the last R president you loved and the last D president you hated, since that should be the pattern from before they flipped right?

I assume they'd say they liked Eisenhower, or Lincoln. Eisenhower because he had a reputation of being moderate and pragmatic, and because they don't know history well enough to name others before Reagan.

I can't imagine they'd throw any Dem under the bus, primarily again because of their ignorance of history, although true Lefties would be willing to ditch Clinton and accuse him of being a sleazy moderate pro-business Republican.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:06 AM (+7tIQ)

236 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:07 AM (5xoct)

237 I assume they'd say they liked Eisenhower, or Lincoln. Eisenhower because he had a reputation of being moderate and pragmatic, and because they don't know history well enough to name others before Reagan.

Sometimes they do say that and it is a good trap.

"So you like the Republican party of Ike, Tailgunner Joe, and the general 50s conformity and hostility to communism?"

OH GAIA NO THE 50s WERE TERRIBLE!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:09 AM (sKqQm)

238 233 228 Segregation is a benefit, and ought to be so regarded by you people.
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson

We closed all our brick and mortar stores.

Posted by: Wilson's House Of Suede and Leather at April 28, 2026 09:09 AM (oftw2)

239 The UAE just announced they are leaving OPEC.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:10 AM (viF8m)

240 Forced busing in Cleveland, another Judge (No Kings!) made disaster - "After a lengthy trial, federal Judge Frank Battisti found that the Cleveland Metropolitan School District had presided over unconstitutionally segregated schools. A subsequent program of desegregation, which included busing children across town and lasted until 1998, spurred white flight from the district and hastened Cleveland’s suburbanization, inadvertently creating the very conditions it had sought to remedy."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 09:10 AM (Dv3i1)

241 We closed all our brick and mortar stores.
Posted by: Wilson's House Of Suede and Leather at April 28, 2026 09:09 AM (oftw2)

I got a great overcoat at one of their sales; and an AOSHQ-Approved messenger bag!

Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (olroh)

242 A reminder that James Carville famously said, in regards to Paula Jones and her sexual harassment case: "Drag a $100 bill through a trailer park, see what you can find."

It was before #METOO (and way before #MEETOOBIN), when it was fashionable to insult and harass women.

How bad was Bill Clinton, in comparison to disgraced people like Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby? How bad were his defenders, like James Carville?

He didn't pay much of a price for attacking the victims of sexual harassment (or worse) by his boss.

Posted by: Another Anon at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (4h45B)

243 Hakeem Jeffries is someone who desperately needs "the Butler experience."

IYKWIM

The message alone would likely rattle him a bit. Might calm him down too. And it would probably give the left something to think about since it'd be the first time the right fought back on equal terms with the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (jehhT)

244 The UAE is leaving OPEC, set to surge more independent oil production.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

245 Woodrow Wilson was the origin of almost everything wrong with this country today.

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

246 My present to myself was divorcing Uncle Sam,” he says. “It was the end of 2020, when Trump nominated Amy Coney Barrett

It's cute the way they think ACB is a conservative.

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf)

247 Segregationist Democrat (but I repeat myself) sock removed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (olroh)

248 The UAE just announced they are leaving OPEC.

That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:10 AM (viF8m)



Good. Energy independence for all oil producing countries, then sell the rest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

249 A subsequent program of desegregation, which included busing children across town and lasted until 1998, spurred white flight from the district and hastened Cleveland’s suburbanization, inadvertently creating the very conditions it had sought to remedy."



Posted by: Chuck Martel


Who could have seen that coming ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:12 AM (U/x/I)

250 >>. I'm told these are court approved search warrants being served and they are tied to fraud, not immigration enforcement. Fox is told 22 search warrants were executed in Minnesota this morning.


Embrace the power of 'and'!
Didn't they just pass legislation to deport immigrants for fraud? Also, how much of this will lead back to Ilhan Omar and Tim Walz?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:12 AM (5xoct)

251 245 Woodrow Wilson was the origin of almost everything wrong with this country today.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

Yes indeed. I would add that his overseas meddling was a reason for millions of deaths.

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:12 AM (Gqar8)

252 245 Woodrow Wilson was the origin of almost everything wrong with this country today.
Posted by: Bulg

Don't forget about me!!!

Posted by: FDR, and Social Security at April 28, 2026 09:14 AM (+7tIQ)

253 >>A reminder that James Carville famously said, in regards to Paula Jones and her sexual harassment case: "Drag a $100 bill through a trailer park, see what you can find."


How about Obama campaign leader who said, "It's not enough to beat him, he must be so totally destroyed that his kind never rise again?"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:14 AM (5xoct)

254 As seen on Insty, "the problem with prosecuting Cole in D.C. is that most of the jury will agree with him and wish he had succeeded."

Cole is mainstream Democrat thought.

He is not radical.

He is not extreme.

You could swap every word he says for what Jeffries, Schiff, Swalwell, et al. have said and no one could tell who said what.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (tUP1A)

255 > The UAE just announced they are leaving OPEC.
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I think they disliked the quota system used to manipulate prices.

IOW... they felt they weren't getting their fair share.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (jehhT)

256 "Also, how much of this will lead back to Ilhan Omar and Tim Walz?"
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Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

257 >Forced busing in Cleveland, another Judge (No Kings!) made disaster - "After a lengthy trial, federal Judge Frank Battisti found that the Cleveland Metropolitan School District had presided over unconstitutionally segregated schools. A subsequent program of desegregation, which included busing children across town and lasted until 1998, spurred white flight from the district and hastened Cleveland’s suburbanization, inadvertently creating the very conditions it had sought to remedy."


That's how I rolled.

Posted by: w arthur garrity at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (rJ48h)

258 254 As seen on Insty, "the problem with prosecuting Cole in D.C. is that most of the jury will agree with him and wish he had succeeded."

Cole is mainstream Democrat thought.

He is not radical.

He is not extreme.

You could swap every word he says for what Jeffries, Schiff, Swalwell, et al. have said and no one could tell who said what.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (tUP1A)

=======

I'm still hoping the grand jury refuses to indict in DC.

Because DC needs to be denied the grand jury system completely, and DC isn't going to get that denied them by playing by the rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (R/457)

259 A reminder that James Carville famously said, in regards to Paula Jones and her sexual harassment case: "Drag a $100 bill through a trailer park, see what you can find."


12 dates for Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

260 How bad was Bill Clinton, in comparison to disgraced people like Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby? How bad were his defenders, like James Carville?

So Clinton paid Lewinsky and sort of admitted to it, which he had to because he had so many independent accusers.

He was also accused of sexual assault/rape by two women. Here the evidence was weaker, he did meet alone with the second woman that accused him, and he was politicking in Juanita Broadrick's town the day she accused him of raping her.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

261 Canada has apparently made it easier to claim Canadian citizenship by including relatives of people born in Canada. Si people who wish to flee the good old USA, find a Canuck in your family tree and head north

I'm 1/8th Canuck. My father's mother was born in Saint Catharines, ON.

Kind of surprised my limo liberal sister hasn't made the move (yet.)

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)

262 United Arab Emirates leaving OPEC, effective May 1

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

263 Bill Clinton.

From whom the world learned that blow jobs are not 'sexual relations.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

264 245 Woodrow Wilson was the origin of almost everything wrong with this country today.
Posted by: Bulg

New Jersey gave us Springsteen, Wilson, And CBD.

Posted by: Mixed Bag? at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

265 Don't forget about me!!!
Posted by: FDR, and Social Security at April 28, 2026 09:14 AM (+7tIQ)

Hands off my hand outs fascists!

Posted by: Old Boomer Hippie at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (AP4bj)

266
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

IT’S OFFICIAL: Over 4.3 MILLION people have been removed from food stamps under President Trump — “A lot of that is FRAUD,” per Brooke Rollins

Big win!

Keep purging the fraud, and people who simply DON’T NEED IT because they can WORK

https://tinyurl.com/3xs2upwe

Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

267 >>I think they disliked the quota system used to manipulate prices.

>>IOW... they felt they weren't getting their fair share.

Sounds like they are also gettng Iron Dome technology from Israel.

Sneaky Jews.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (viF8m)

268
He was also accused of sexual assault/rape by two women. Here the evidence was weaker, he did meet alone with the second woman that accused him, and he was politicking in Juanita Broadrick's town the day she accused him of raping her.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)


Trump is the rapist ! He raped some women who can't remember the year. Month or day and it was 20+ years ago...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (U/x/I)

269 As seen on Insty, "the problem with prosecuting Cole in D.C. is that most of the jury will agree with him and wish he had succeeded."

We hear this a lot, but outside of places like Portland, juries usually treat crimes pretty seriously. DC is full of Dems, sure, but many are Dems with social media. The prosecution should be able to quickly ID the real wackadoos and strike them from the jury pool. The fact Cole shot a cop in the chest is going to be too extreme for even most TDS-afflicted Democrats to ignore.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (+7tIQ)

270 I'm 1/8th Canuck. My father's mother was born in Saint Catharines, ON.

Kind of surprised my limo liberal sister hasn't made the move (yet.)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)



Tell her that it's now easier to leave the hellhole that is The United States and she can get free MAID service.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

271 As long as we have two radically different cultures running parallel to each other there will be problems. How we get a convergence is the issue. Hard to be optimistic about that.

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Gqar8)

272 Better put some ice on that.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

273 Why did Biden use code name "Benghazi" for Planned Parenthood to funnel money to the org illegally through SBA loans that were soon "forgiven"?

Because he knew Republicans wouldn't investigate Benghazi.

ba-dum-bum.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Dv3i1)

274 Watching the failed Batman villain try to take "The Jasmine Rachett Chair for Moufin'" would be embarrassing if it was a reality show.

Instead, this is real life and she represent actual constituents.
Who agree with her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (tUP1A)

275
Trump is the rapist ! He raped some women who can't remember the year. Month or day and it was 20+ years ago...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (U/x/I)



And it was so widely known, they did an episode of Law & Order about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

276 >>Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says


I get cynicism, I do.

But the investigation is happening, that's not nothing.
The SPLC was just indicted, that's not nothing.
Deportations, denaturalizations, and State dept now reviewing political comments (e.g., "Death to America!" before approving visas.

Things ARE happening.
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have.

*I assume the comment was sarcasm, but hey, I can choose to give a serious response!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (5xoct)

277 Trump is the rapist ! He raped some women who can't remember the year. Month or day and it was 20+ years ago...

This is actually an important point. The women that accused Clinton had actual dates they could remember that match him with time spent with Clinton. And of course they were normal people not political actors like Carroll.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (sKqQm)

278 Israel Breaks Lebanon Ceasefire With Wave of Airstrikes.

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I, for one, break out in tears everything I think of the Jews dropping bombs on Hezbollah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)

279 I'm still hoping the grand jury refuses to indict in DC.

Because DC needs to be denied the grand jury system completely, and DC isn't going to get that denied them by playing by the rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Since he traveled via train from LA to Chicago and on to DC, he can be tried in any state the train passed thru.

Since trains don't fly, he passed thru flyover country at some point.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ew/Be)

280 *As long as we have two radically different cultures running parallel to each other there will be problems. How we get a convergence is the issue. Hard to be optimistic about that.*

++++
This is fine.

Posted by: The 1850s at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

281 ...and he was politicking in Juanita Broadrick's town the day she accused him of raping her.
Posted by: 18-1

That crazy bitch is totally lying! Her house only has one door!!!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (+7tIQ)

282 269
We hear this a lot, but outside of places like Portland, juries usually treat crimes pretty seriously. DC is full of Dems, sure, but many are Dems with social media. The prosecution should be able to quickly ID the real wackadoos and strike them from the jury pool. The fact Cole shot a cop in the chest is going to be too extreme for even most TDS-afflicted Democrats to ignore.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (+7tIQ)

======

The bigger problem in DC is the grand jury, not trial juries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (R/457)

283 266
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

IT’S OFFICIAL: Over 4.3 MILLION people have been removed from food stamps under President Trump — “A lot of that is FRAUD,” per Brooke Rollins

Big win!

Keep purging the fraud, and people who simply DON’T NEED IT because they can WORK

https://tinyurl.com/3xs2upwe
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

My Friday night at Aldi's last week taught me that. It was the most UN experience (multiple different languages, full families with multi-generations) I've ever seen there. I figure food stamps had been denied, so they needed to shop with the rest of us now.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (tOcjL)

284 How funny was Ilhan Omar reading "World War Eleven" from her scripted speech presuming to use our history to smear us all as awful raaacists?

There is a God, and he has a sense of humor.
This clip will live on forever. Hop she can access it from Somalia.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (5xoct)

285 279 Since he traveled via train from LA to Chicago and on to DC, he can be tried in any state the train passed thru.

Since trains don't fly, he passed thru flyover country at some point.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ew/Be)

=======

They will most likely bring the charges before grand juries outside of DC, yes.

But I still want to see DC denied more home rule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (R/457)

286
This is actually an important point. The women that accused Clinton had actual dates they could remember that match him with time spent with Clinton. And of course they were normal people not political actors like Carroll.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (sKqQm)



It's been said time and time again by medical professionals. Barring a mental break of significant proportions, a woman will NEVER forget vivid details about the attack should they have been raped.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

287 276

Things ARE happening.
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have.

*I assume the comment was sarcasm, but hey, I can choose to give a serious response!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (5xoct)

Yes, things are happening. The problem is that anything done can be rapidly UNdone because of our system of governance. To really redirect our direction would be a generational effort and we just do not have that ability.

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Gqar8)

288 "Secret Service Agent Shot At WHCD Was Only One To Return Fire: Affidavit"

If you read this article JJ linked at top you'll learn the scumbag shot the SS agent in the chest with a .38 caliber bullet, fired from a Rock Island Armory 1911. No wonder the agent's protective vest stopped the bullet, leaving him only lightly injured and dazed, capable of quickly firing his own weapon at the suspect from behind (no hits, though). Fortunately the scumbag apparently didn't know the only proper round for a 1911 is a .45 ACP.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (5rh/l)

289 "Things ARE happening.
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have."

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I'm REALLY enjoying spending more time with my private sector!

Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

290 The feds finally getting around to raiding all those Somali fraud centers in MN?

Apparently so.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (jehhT)

291 Trump raped me in my congressional office in 1982 and he left my back hole torn and swollen. He told me to put some ice on it.

Call me Donald!

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (AP4bj)

292 A grief-stricken mom who lost both her husband and their teenage son in the doomed Titan submarine disaster has revealed their remains were eventually returned to her as “slush” in tiny “shoeboxes.”

Christine Dawood — whose husband, Shahzada, and their 19-year-old son, Sulaiman, were killed when their submarine imploded enroute to view to the Titanic wreckage back in 2023 — said she was forced to endure a painstaking wait to get what was left of their remains.

“We didn’t get the bodies for nine months,” she told the Guardian of the grim return.

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

293 290 The feds finally getting around to raiding all those Somali fraud centers in MN?

Apparently so.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (jehhT)


They should have taken their suitcases of cash and left the Country but I'm sure they believed they were untouchable..

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:25 AM (U/x/I)

294 Grape soda and chips are a Constitutional right. It's raciss' to deprive me!

Posted by: Obese Weave-Headed Lady In Sippers and PJs at Wallmark at April 28, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)

295 Grape soda and chips are a Constitutional right. It's raciss' to deprive me!
Posted by: Obese Weave-Headed Lady In Sippers and PJs at Wallmark at April 28, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)



Style guide says it's "purple drank," ma'am.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

296 Watch – Dem Rep. Rosa DeLauro Blows Up at EPA Chief Lee Zeldin: ‘You Are Climate Deniers’

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Things could get ugly. I mean, Rosa DeLauro is involved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

297 287 Yes, things are happening. The problem is that anything done can be rapidly UNdone because of our system of governance. To really redirect our direction would be a generational effort and we just do not have that ability.

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Gqar

========

Well, the things being done are directed at making it generational.

Especially the funding stuff like USAID, the policy support like SPLC, and the immigration stuff.

And, on top of it all, putting it all back together will not be easy. Take USAID. USAID has existed for decades, steadily morphing into the UBI for unemployable leftists in the DC area. It's gone.

Getting that back is not, "Oh, we put the sign back on the building." People move away to find other work. Funding has to be restored.

And on top of that, there's Loper. The administration cannot just add new regulations anymore. Every new regulation is open to judicial review, meaning that the administration is open to lawsuit for every regulation they put in which they weren't under preceding doctrine Chevron.

So, not only do they have to rebuild, but the judicial philosophy that allowed them to rebuild so much is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (R/457)

298 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: LaQuisha at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

299 Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Wrong. They get funds based on butts in chairs.

Why do you think they want a bazillion illegal kids enrolled

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (LyPw2)

300 Watch – Dem Rep. Rosa DeLauro Blows Up at EPA Chief Lee Zeldin: ‘You Are Climate Deniers’



No one denies there's climate. It's just that we do not believe that man has altered it significantly over the course of 200 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

301 290 The feds finally getting around to raiding all those Somali fraud centers in MN?

Apparently so.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (jehhT)

=======

Well, raids happened months ago. It was in the news.

Indictments take time to form, especially around fraud cases. In terms of legalities, this is honestly light speed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (R/457)

302 If you read this article JJ linked at top you'll learn the scumbag shot the SS agent in the chest with a .38 caliber bullet, fired from a Rock Island Armory 1911. No wonder the agent's protective vest stopped the bullet, leaving him only lightly injured and dazed, capable of quickly firing his own weapon at the suspect from behind (no hits, though). Fortunately the scumbag apparently didn't know the only proper round for a 1911 is a .45 ACP.

I assume those agents wear at least Level III armor, which would stop almost all handguns. A 1911 in .38? I assume it means 9mm, because I can't imagine it's .38 special, and .380 is pretty unusual as well.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (+7tIQ)

303
Wrong. They get funds based on butts in chairs.

Why do you think they want a bazillion illegal kids enrolled
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (LyPw2)



The facts as stated were that they've lost over 300,000 students. Have they REDUCED funding to those schools?

Likely not.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

304 Your optisism is admirable TJM. The corruption of DC is what keeps me from sharing it with you.

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Gqar8)

305 Things could get ugly. I mean, Rosa DeLauro is involved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Yup.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (+7tIQ)

306 The left's reaction to the Titan sub disaster was something like, "Good they were rich people and deserved to die" which is a sign of where the left is...but I suspect most of the people in that sub were also politically left wing (I know the company owner was)...

And, TBC, I am NOT arguing they deserved it because they were leftwing.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)

307
Things could get ugly. I mean, Rosa DeLauro is involved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Could get?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

308 304 Your optisism is admirable TJM. The corruption of DC is what keeps me from sharing it with you.

Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Gqar

======

"It doesn't matter that the left lost $40 billion with the shutdown of USAID."
-it's shit BurtTC was saying

If that doesn't matter, then nothing does and we should all stop paying attention to politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (R/457)

309 >>IT’S OFFICIAL: Over 4.3 MILLION people have been removed from food stamps under President Trump — “A lot of that is FRAUD,” per Brooke Rollins

Big win!



Yes, good, DO MORE.
I recently discovered that many cities provide free escooter, Lyft, bicycle rentals (and reduced fare ebike) to people on SNAP. I'm guessing there are more programs like this where SNAP benefits are the identifier for those requiring additional freebies. Amazing, right? How deep does this go?

So, all those people no longer on SNAP are also no separated from all of the other goodies for which SNAP was the gateway.

*Cynical me suspects a lot of these 4.3 SNAP recipients were duplicate (people double-dipping), but I'll still celebrate progress!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (5xoct)

310
And, TBC, I am NOT arguing they deserved it because they were leftwing.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)



"Stupid is as stupid does, sir."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

311
If that doesn't matter, then nothing does and we should all stop paying attention to politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (R/457)

Which of course is good advice... But we won't

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (U/x/I)

312 > Well, raids happened months ago. It was in the news.

Indictments take time to form, especially around fraud cases. In terms of legalities, this is honestly light speed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (R/457)
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These raids are happening now. Not months ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)

313 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

314 Art is Up.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (VkY89)

315 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

316 289 "Things ARE happening.
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have."
...
I'm REALLY enjoying spending more time with my private sector!

So's Agent Orange.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrumpLaysLowDIMON


LET'S GO BRANDON!
AMERICA250: FINISH THEM OFF
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS

Over-the-top villainy, mass-manipulation: real-world Doctor Who, better than the series! only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating. MORE!

With Adam Schiff/the DARVO/DAVROS and his malfunctioning LIBs pirouetting out of control with the last possible thought on their mind: expropriate, Expropriate, EXPROPRIATE...


"Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory" -- Shameless Politico THUG, Nancy Pelosi'09 in Red China.


Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Ohtex)

317 312 These raids are happening now. Not months ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)

=======

Raids did happen months ago.

https://is.gd/G4xNtC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (R/457)

318 The cost of LA to Frisco High-Speed Rail is now estimated at $231 billion. Our country has never seen a fiscal disaster of this magnitude.

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (RHGPo)

319 309
Yes, good, DO MORE.
I recently discovered that many cities provide free escooter, Lyft, bicycle rentals (and reduced fare ebike) to people on SNAP. I'm guessing there are more programs like this where SNAP benefits are the identifier for those requiring additional freebies. Amazing, right? How deep does this go?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (5xoct)

How deep does it go? Check your town to see if there is a NGO/nonprofit handing out free needles to addicts. Not necessarily needle exchange (one used gets you one new) - handouts.

Then look 2 blocks away and you'll see drug dealers salivating as their customers come lumbering towards them.

Welcome to Seacoast NH and cities everywhere.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (N39Ws)

320 >>Watch – Dem Rep. Rosa DeLauro Blows Up at EPA Chief Lee Zeldin: ‘You Are Climate Deniers’


That exchange is amazing!
She had planned to ambush him, and when he calmly tells her what she demands is illegal, total meltdown.

Rep. De Lauro needs to retire to spend more time with her stylist, who is clearly making bank selling her the most expensive and ugliest apparel in the land.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (5xoct)

321 The fact Cole shot a cop in the chest is going to be too extreme for even most TDS-afflicted Democrats to ignore.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM


Pffft! Barely an inconvenience!!

Posted by: TDS-addled Democrats at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (0sNs1)

322 318 The cost of LA to Frisco High-Speed Rail is now estimated at $231 billion. Our country has never seen a fiscal disaster of this magnitude.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (RHGPo)

Makes Boston's Big Dig look downright austere.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (N39Ws)

323 North Texas —i cannot open Frontpage! How can they just censor it??

Posted by: AnnaS at April 28, 2026 09:38 AM (nrfI8)

324 >>How deep does it go? Check your town to see if there is a NGO/nonprofit handing out free needles to addicts. Not necessarily needle exchange (one used gets you one new) - handouts.


Oh yeah, Denver has embraced that idea.

I was intrigued by the linking of SNAP to other freebies.
We can laugh at Mamdani campaigning on free subway rides, then pulling back once he understands the cost, but the dirty little secret is this: a lot of his city's - and our own city's - residents are already getting a free ride. All you have to do is enroll in SNAP, and a wave of free stuff materializes. This puts SNAP fraud in sharper focus, as well as identifying how much more they've been giving away quietly.

Just think of say, those "youth" mobbings, or antifa protests, where they all arrive on scooters and ebikes, then set them on fire. We pay for that!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:42 AM (5xoct)

325 Appeals court reverses NYC subway bomb jihadi’s conviction: ISIS inspired him, but he acted ‘independently’

See, he didn’t have an actual Islamic State (ISIS) membership card, so his conviction was overturned. This is because authorities refuse to admit the possibility that an individual Muslim might independently decide to turn to jihad, without being a member of a designated terrorist organization. If authorities admitted this, they’d have to admit that there might be something within Islam that incites violence.

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

326 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Springsteen and Obama have a mutual barnacle-like friendship/partnership.

Renegades: An incredible collaboration between a former US President and a music icon, celebrating life, music, and the American Dream.

Business Insider, Feb. 2021, "On their new Spotify podcast, Renegades: Born in the USA, Obama and Springsteen discussed the origins of their friendship. The two met around 2008, when Springsteen played a concert for Obama's presidential campaign."

Facebook, E Street Nation, Feb. 2026, How President Barack Obama & Bruce Springsteen Became Fiends.

ACLU on Instagram: Yesterday, Bruce Springsteen shared a power reminder... (Prudential Center, Newark, NJ, April 20, 2026) Partnering with our friends, The ACLU of New Jersey, the usual: immigration, deportation, yada yada

The Bruce Springsteen Center for American Music opens to the public June 2026. (Bruce Springsteen Archives and Center for American Music Corporation, a 501(c)(3) Public Charity) The Obama Presidential Center Grand Opening, June 2026. (The center will house the nonprofit Obama Foundation, a 501(c)(3) organization.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)

327 >People Magazine: Bruce Springsteen Offers 'Prayer of Thanks' That Trump Wasn't Hurt in WHCD Shooting amid Long-Running Feud, April 27, 2026

Ha.
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Carville
>Politico, 'Mapping the Carville Era, from Bill Clinton's alter ego to Joe Biden's Bête Noire'

Lives on legend he taught democrats to win again.

The oldsters holding up No Kings signs and giving the finger to those who disagree with them still reside in his glory days.
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Kimmel
>Late Nighter: With Colbert's Exit, Kimmel is Poised to (Finally) take 11:35 rating lead, April 27, 2026

>Facebook, Sky News Australia, Mar 17, Political Prominent Throughout Oscars: Sky News host Rita Panahi says Jimmy Kimmel "took aim" at the decision by CBS to drop Stephen Colbert's show. (Worth listening to in its entirety as there's an interwoven political piece about Hollywood completely ignoring brave Iranian people who need a voice against the regime AND Kimmel's cheap shot at Melania Trump's documentary film.)

A shame. Kimmel's an old punk, hiding behind a crowd - and his wife.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)

328 Cole Allen, not getting folk hero vibes? 🤨

>Fox, 'The View' hosts call out conspiracy theory that shooting was staged, warn against making shooter a martyr
Ana Navarro contrasted the reaction to when Reagan was shot in 1981, saying no one would have questioned whether it was real, April 27, 2026

>News Nation, April 27, 2026, Who are ‘The Wide Awakes’? What we know about Cole Allen’s affiliation

In part, "The Wide Awakes appear to be part of a group called the Sunrise Movement, an organization that says it wants to end billionaire rule, stop the climate crisis and get President Donald Trump out of power, among other causes."

The Sunrise Movement? 🤬
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Good day! 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)

329 BREAKING: FBI, HSI execute 22 search warrants for day care fraud in Minnesota, including 'Quality Learing Center'

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

330 Minnesota bill proposes penalty for cities flying old state flag

Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

331 At some point, don't the idiots on the left need to confront the notion of what comes after the succeed at this ?

Do these fools REALLY want to live in that world ?

I don't think they do.

Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2026 10:39 AM (qf6NU)

332 Here’s a better idea than attacking remittances.

No American citizen, natural born or naturalized, is allowed to spend any portion of their paycheck without first getting the permission of the police.

Sound good?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)

333 Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

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They would be.... WRONG about that.

Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2026 10:46 AM (qf6NU)

334 My fear is that all hell will break loose if the left is finally successful in assassinating the President.

Posted by: Rotkappchen at April 28, 2026 10:48 AM (j3Fsw)

335 Manifesto written seems to be from CHATGPT some other AI plug and play. nothing said is interesting

Posted by: paulnjax at April 28, 2026 10:50 AM (PPnyU)

336 At some point, don't the idiots on the left need to confront the notion of what comes after the succeed at this ?

They think they'll be the Party elites. They'll all be Trotsky, of course.

Manifesto written seems to be from CHATGPT some other AI plug and play. nothing said is interesting

Worse, it's copy-paste from MS-NOW.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 10:59 AM (2ocoG)

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