Quick Hits

Mary Margaret Olohan
@MaryMargOlohan
From @lukerosiak: Biden's SBA hid that it was giving $90 million in loans to Planned Parenthood by referring to Planned Parenthood as "Benghazi" in emails.

It was ruled that Planned Parenthood was ineligible for SBA loans -- so Biden officials granted those loans anyway, claiming the loans went to... "Benghazi"?

Luke Rosiak says Biden "may have broken the law."

I'm more confident it's a crime.

Biden administration officials may have broken the law by concealing small business loans to Planned Parenthood, a senator said Monday.
Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible. Top officials, including Biden SBA Administrator Isabella Guzman, concealed their maneuvering on the topic by substituting the words Planned Parenthood with "Benghazi" in emails, Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa), who chairs the committee that oversees the agency, revealed Monday.
"We now know that after the SBA Biden officials met, planned and strategized (over 'Benghazi'), keeping the White House involved, approximately $90 million in Planned Parenthood SBA PPP loans and interest on the loans were forgiven by the Biden administration," she said.
Ernst asked the Department of Justice to investigate the officials under a statute that says anyone who attempts to conceal a federal record can be imprisoned for up to three years, according to a letter first obtained by The Daily Wire.

America's Sweetheart, reading from a cue card, shows her firm command of American history when she says that the Insurrection Act was last invoked to deport Germans, Japanese, and Italians during, and I do quote, "World War Eleven."

See they wrote "World War II" and this totally-real US citizen didn't recognize that and thought America had been involved in eleven world wars.

Melania Trump has called for ABC to fire flabby assassination prep clown Jimmy Kimmel.

Melania posted on X Monday, "Kimmel's hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn't comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America." That is exactly what we see across the political left in America now, a sickness that has pervaded not only their politics, but their minds and their morals as well.
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Then, Melania continued by challenging the networks that platform such incredibly dangerous rhetoric. "People like Kimmel shouldn't have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him," she said. "Enough is enough. It is time for ABC to take a stand. How many times will ABC's leadership enable Kimmel's atrocious behavior at the expense of our community."

I like her spirit, but the Disney Goomer Network is all about stirring murderous hate against normies and transing children.

The Foreign Fraud Obama missed the perfect opportunity to shut his cocksucker for once.

"Although we don't yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it's incumbent upon all of us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy," Obama wrote on X. "It's also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I'm grateful to them -- and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay."
There's just one huge problem with Obama's statement. We already knew the shooter's motive at this point. Obama posted his statement at 5:15 p.m. EDT on Sunday, and the shooter's manifesto and its contents were first published late Sunday morning.

I just mentioned this tactic of deception last week -- liberals claim "we don't know the details" as a way to pretend they don't know the basics. If you challenge them later, and prove, as it is proven here, they knew most of the motive, they will say "Well I said I didn't know all of the details. What, you're criticizing me for not jumping the gun?"

Since then, we learned all of the details.

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨 FULL MANIFESTO: Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooter Cole Allen details his motives and targets:
"Hello everybody!
So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.
I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for "Most Wanted."
I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)
I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.
I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.
I don't expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
On to why I did any of this:
I am a citizen of the United States of America.
What my representatives do reflects on me.
And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I've had to do something about it.)
While I'm discussing this, I'll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I'm not military so too bad.)
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they're wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren't*
Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)
Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security
National Guard: same as Hotel Security
Hotel Employees: not targets at all
Guests: not targets at all
In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn't come to that.
Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.
Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I'm not the person raped in a detention camp. I'm not the fisherman executed without trial. I'm not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.
Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor's crimes.
Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn't about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be "inconvenient" for people who aren't the victim?
This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.
Objection 3: You didn't get them all.
Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.
Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn't be the one doing this.
Rebuttal: I don't see anyone else picking up the slack
Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)
Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.
Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.
Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.
Thank you to the many acquaintances I've met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
Thank you all for everything.
Sincerely,
Cole "coldForce" "Friendly Federal Assassin" Allen
PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.
Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.
What I got (who knows, maybe they're pranking me!) is nothing.
No damn security.
Not in transport.
Not in the hotel.
Not in the event.
Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.
I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.
Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it's corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.
Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.
Actually insane.
Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it's awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.
Can't really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

But Obama hasn't updated his statement.

The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox

Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he's why Kamala Harris lost.
It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has "trans friends."
"Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?" Maher asked.
Cross replied: "Yep," as if it's completely normal and something society should embrace.
That's when Maher dropped the hammer and told him straight up that no, somebody's doing something to that little girl.
Cross immediately got defensive, but Maher refused to back down.
He told Cross that believing a 9-year-old girl is deciding to be trans on her own is exactly the kind of liberal insanity that lost Kamala Harris the election in 2024.
And if Democrats keep it up, JD Vance is going to win in 2028.
By the end of this exchange, Cross is left sitting there looking like a deer in headlights, like he's never been challenged on "trans kids" in his life.
This is a moment worth watching, but if you're somewhere you can't play it, the transcript is below:
MAHER: "You need to be checked. People need to be checked... including your little girl."
CROSS: "Fck that btch. (joking) Fck that little btch with her black friends and trans friends and not even understanding."
MAHER: "Trans?! Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?"
CROSS: "Yep."
MAHER: "They know they're trans in third grade?"
CROSS: "Just the coolest kid."
MAHER: "[Is kid transitioning from] girl to boy?"
CROSS: "Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who's not in the school, but who's boy to girl at three years old."
MAHER: "A woman said [to me] 'I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that's what they would have done to me.'"
CROSS: "Well, nobody's doing this to her."
MAHER: "Well, I don't know."
CROSS: "Literally nobody is doing this to her."
MAHER: "How old?"
CROSS: "She is -- or HE is -- either eight or I think nine."
MAHER: "Okay, then somebody is doing something because eight or nine-year-olds can't do anything on their own."
CROSS: "No, they're buying them boys' clothes."
MAHER: "Well then, they're doing something."
CROSS: "Sure. Yes, you're right. They're buying them boys' clothes."
MAHER: "And telling them you're a boy now."
CROSS: "No, no, they're not telling them. They're just agreeing with [them]."
MAHER: "Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?"
CROSS: "You know you knew you weren't gay, right?"
MAHER: "Yeah, that's different."
CROSS: "It's not different."
MAHER: "It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You're just why she lost and this is a case of that."
CROSS: "Wait, what?"
MAHER: "We voted for the same person..."
CROSS: "Right."
MAHER: "You're just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they're going to go, 'Bill's right. Eight-year-olds can't really make decisions on their own like this.' That's what most people are going to say."

Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he�s why Kamala Harris lost.

It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has �trans friends.�

�Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?� Maher asked.

Cross replied:� pic.twitter.com/fAFKVZiW9D
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) April 27, 2026

And this one https://t.co/qYAvrU5ZAp
— MaryLouWestin (@LouWestin) April 27, 2026

Marjorie and Massie are as much responsible for filling the assassin's head with "Trump is Pedo Rapist" fantasies as any Democrat.

Well, okay, that's overstated -- the latest Democrat Assassin retweeted the assassination prep tweets of almost every Democrat politician on X.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life
🔵 "Rep Hakeem Jeffrey just THIS MONTH said, 'we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere all the time.'"
🔵 "Governor Josh Shapiro said heads need to roll within the administration."
🔵 "Senator Alex Padilla said people are DYING because of fear and terror caused by the Trump administration."
🔵 "Senator Elizabeth Warren: President Trump is making the country look like a 'FASCIST STATE'"
🔵 "Senator Adam Schiff saying President Trump using a dictator playbook"
Senator Ed Markey calling President Trump a dictator, saying that this administration's actions are authoritarism on STEROIDS"
🔵 "Governor JB Pritzker: 'Never before in my life have I called for mass protest disruptions. These Republicans cannot know a MOMENT of peace.'"
🔵 "Rep. Pressley saying we'll see you in the streets."
🔵 Monica M McIver, a Democrat representative on Capitol Hill, we will "not take this sh*t from Donald Trump. He thinks he's a DICTATOR. We are at WAR!"
"These are Democrat elected officials calling for WAR against the president of the United States and his supporters."

HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life

🔵 "Rep Hakeem Jeffrey just THIS MONTH said, 'we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere all the time.'"

🔵 "Governor Josh Shapiro� pic.twitter.com/hy0vXB3t8K
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 27, 2026

And speaking of traitors:

This person should be found and put in prison.

Leaking the fact that we are about to take military action to a podcaster with questionable foreign ties puts American real lives at-risk. https://t.co/1QN2snNVQB
— AG (@AGHamilton29) April 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (NSrIQ)

2 May of broken the law???
No matter. He's not competent to stand trial.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (2WIwB)

3 Maybe Tucker needs a visit from the FBI

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (FtULh)

4 Conservatives say we need the second amendment to fight tyranny. Looks like democrats now agree.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 27, 2026 06:07 PM (R3PY1)

5 World War 11 happened when the US had 57 states, H8r!!! 7 States were wiped out during that awful war. Have some respect!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (sAmhv)

6 They've released the shit goblins and we're not going back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (NSrIQ)

7 Hahaha..."broken the law".

Hahahaha! Don't let my white duds and pleasant demeanor fool ya. I, too, have been known to violate the statutes of man... and not a few of the laws of the Almighty!

Hahahaha!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2026 06:09 PM (/OTyH)

8 No matter. He's not competent to stand trial.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (2WIwB)

And we'll find out he pardoned himself for every act taken as Resident.

I don't know why he bothered. Because.... nothing will happen.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 27, 2026 06:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

9 OT: I’ve discovered Biscoff Cookie Butter pairs amazingly well with Maria Cookies and Scotch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 06:10 PM (XV/Pl)

10 Is it supposed to lend more credibility to Tucker's statement that he was reading the Gospel according to John? Why didn't he say that he was reading the Bible or just that went back to his reading?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 06:11 PM (n3VHW)

11 "It was ruled that Planned Parenthood was ineligible for SBA loans -- so Biden officials granted those loans anyway, claiming the loans went to... "Benghazi"?"

A bit confused here, how the heck was "benghazi" eligible for SBA loans?

And if Trump admin can prove that the baby murders got that $90 million he needs to sue the fvck out of them to get my taxpayer money back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:12 PM (0N4FZ)

12 Is there any Democrat who isn't looting the Republic?

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

13 World War 11 is just World War II with the volume turned up to ….

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (ExUsa)

14 I find the left's acknowledgements... lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (jehhT)

15 America's Sweetheart, reading from a cue card, shows her firm command of American history when she says that the Insurrection Act was last invoked to deport Germans, Japanese, and Italians during, and I do quote, "World War Eleven."

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Deport!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3)

16 Mary Margaret Olohan

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I read that as Margaret Hoolahan, Hotlips from MASH.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (Tbs6N)

17
Tucker Carlson says he got a message betraying the Iran attack. Maybe, maybe not. He says all kinds of crap.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 06:14 PM (biznJ)

18 This 14 minute YT purports that an Iranian sub struck the Abraham Lincoln with a missile injuring 16, 3 seriously although the carrier remains fully operational. The sub has received its 72 virgins.

https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc

Looks legit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)

19 HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
None of them understand, he's not locked in here with THEM, THEY'RE locked in here with *HIM*.

LET'S GO BRANDON.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 27, 2026 06:15 PM (1qYJG)

20
Who studied history at the Quality Learing Center?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (n7rxJ)

21 See they wrote "World War II" and this totally-real US citizen didn't recognize that and thought America had been involved in eleven world wars.

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I'm whooping it up here. How can professional comedians beat this?

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (Tbs6N)

22 This 14 minute YT purports that an Iranian sub struck the Abraham Lincoln

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)

23
Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible

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Disbursing and then forgiving is not a loan, it's a grant.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (biznJ)

24 Ilhan Omar would definitely pronounce WWI "World War Me"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:17 PM (gu0hJ)

25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)

Hypothetical, the vid says.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 27, 2026 06:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

26 Jimmy Kimmel looks like he's going to be prematurely childless! Lol. Lol. Get it. And a quadrapalegic!!

It's a joke. Hahahahaha..

Maybe it's good I was away from the web today...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 27, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)

27 My take is that Cucker Carlscum didn’t get any 10 pm text and he’s just sucking his own dick for clicks. The utterly absurd and gratuitous reference to him reading the bible at the time seals the deal for me that this story is a big steaming pile of what Jennifer Newsome regurgitated after eagerly sucking off Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (ExUsa)

28 These world wars go to eleven.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (CNl8/)

29 I thought David Cross was pretty funny as Tobias on Arrested Development. I also think he's a complete asshole who's 1/10 as bright as he thinks he is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (gu0hJ)

30 Willowed from previous thread--
312 05 This 14 minute YT purports that an Iranian sub struck the Abraham Lincoln with a missile injuring 16, 3 seriously although the carrier remains fully operational. The sub has received its 72 virgins.

https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc

Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7)
The people who put out these 'you won't believe what happened next!' utsubes should be doing something useful with their lives, like picking up dung in India.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)

31 Just catching up with the news. The wine-stealing didn't shock me as much as the guy in the tux, strolling and chatting on his way out, who looked around at the tables and then picked up and started eating some bread rolls. I think he put one in his pocket.

Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (mFhj8)

32 Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

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I haven't seen anyone offer an explanation why Kash Patel would be specifically excluded from the assassin's list. I wonder if the interrogators will ask him about it.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (Tbs6N)

33 "Biden administration officials may have broken the law by concealing small business loans to Planned Parenthood, a senator said Monday."

Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

34 Harold Ford, Jr. said both sides are guilty and there are too many guns and too many mass shootings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (Cqx++)

35 Good. These motherfuckers should all be called out by name. It's the least that should happen, but I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Must...show...restraint... at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (TbWk/)

36 Melanie and Donald are rightly angry about people like Kimmel putting a target on the presidents head.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (YwEeS)

37 America's Sweetheart, reading from a cue card, shows her firm command of American history when she says that the Insurrection Act was last invoked to deport Germans, Japanese, and Italians during, and I do quote, "World War Eleven."

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She's gone full Biden!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (ndZc7)

38 "He didn't text back, returning instead to his reading of the night, the New Testament Book of John."
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Tucker carries his Bible like Bill Clinton with a big old cross visibly embossed on the cover.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

39 We had to Benghazi a few fetuses.

We had to Benghazi our guys in Libya.

We had to Benghazi the mission in Afghanistan back to the Taliban.

We have to Benghazi MAGA!

Posted by: Joe Joe from DE at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (eDXdC)

40 YT video is bullshit. Supposedly hit at 9 something in the morning, every news agency in the world would be running the story.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (Cif43)

41 > Tucker Carlson says....

Mostly horseshit fed to him by his paymasters. Why this piece of shit gets commentary here is obviously above my pay (non) grade.

He, along with the others make money off of "clicks" and "likes."

Don't feed the troll.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 06:23 PM (jehhT)

42 Shit scoopers in India are damn busy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 06:23 PM (NSrIQ)

43 Harold Ford, Jr. said both sides are guilty and there are too many guns and too many mass shootings.

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No matter how many times you say it, it won't make it true. Only one side is guilty of mass violence. Yours.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 06:23 PM (qBdHI)

44 This guy is fruit loops, but sane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

45 Harold Ford Jr. is mentally simple and makes ridiculous claims without evidence.

Gutfeld asks him to name names and of course he can't.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

46 I got down to "Objection 1" and had enough of this jackass. To bad no one in the security detail can shoot worth a shit.

Posted by: javems at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (zFsEm)

47 Biden broke the law? No! Say it isn't so, Serpico.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (PFoO3)

48 The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

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Isn't that how the Las Vegas concert mass shooter got into the position to inflict maximum damage? FBI is not employing the best people. No wonder Allen didn't want Patel harmed.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Tbs6N)

49 Lawrence Welk is reported to have read (off a cue card) the "II" in WWII as "eye eye"

Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (v3EFS)

50 I think AI YouTube videos are becoming very easy to produce.
I'm so old I remember when they were called Deepfakes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:26 PM (2Ez/1)

51 Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

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I haven't seen anyone offer an explanation why Kash Patel would be specifically excluded from the assassin's list. I wonder if the interrogators will ask him about it.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM

kash patel is not white and the shooter was not white. He was not going to shoot a fellow downtrodden POC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (0N4FZ)

52 Retarded.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (6WSTN)

53 These world wars go to eleven.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (CNl8/)
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The Paolo, how you say, he go to eleven too.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (RIvkX)

54 From @lukerosiak: Biden's SBA hid that it was giving $90 million in loans to Planned Parenthood by referring to Planned Parenthood as "Benghazi" in emails.

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Prima facie evidence and consciousness of criminality, fraud, theft, guilt, and I'll just throw in treason for all their other serial anti-American acts.

And ... nothing will happen.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (VdTX+)

55 No mag dump?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (6WSTN)

56 One time on Jeopardy there was a Rush question and when Trebek read out the album title 2112 he said "two-one-one-two".

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (CNl8/)

57 Lawrence Welk is reported to have read (off a cue card) the "II" in WWII as "eye eye"

Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM

Pretty sure that was Archie Bunker that did that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)

58 The leftist media wound up this murderous lunatic to the hilt with their non-stop lying, but the guy did have a point when he wrote "What the hell is the Secret Service doing?"

Trump now has a very important and immediate decision to make: either heads roll at the Secret Service for yet ANOTHER security screw-up, or he has to stop speaking at public events altogether.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (IWKbJ)

59 Ace, the Left Media will make Cole Allen a hero. When they read his "Manifesto" they will absolutely
swoon. Bet on it.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (zQoHA)

60 Did the SS shoot themselves?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (6WSTN)

61 50 I think AI YouTube videos are becoming very easy to produce.
I'm so old I remember when they were called Deepfakes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:26 PM (2Ez/1)
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It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...

Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (OgaPP)

62 perp sent his mentally ill musings to his friends and relatives and they did not report him ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)

63 It was ruled that Planned Parenthood was ineligible for SBA loans -- so Biden officials granted those loans anyway, claiming the loans went to... "Benghazi"?

Luke Rosiak says Biden "may have broken the law."

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (0sNs1)

64 Lawrence Welk is reported to have read (off a cue card) the "II" in WWII as "eye eye"

Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (v3EFS)

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I'm old enough to remember Commie heads exploding when Trump said "2 Corinthians."

/We had fun with that one: "Two Corinthians walk into a bar ..."

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (VdTX+)

65 Isn't that how the Las Vegas concert mass shooter got into the position to inflict maximum damage? FBI is not employing the best people. No wonder Allen didn't want Patel harmed.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Tbs6N)

The Las Vegas 'shooter' was a patsy, disposed of. That fucking guy did not kill anyone. Body cam video of the cops who went into his room showed zero spent brass on the floor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

66 It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (OgaPP)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

67 First, it kinda cracks me up that Tucker or Tuk'r Taqiyya thinks he's so important that he will get a text from the Situation Room of a military attack.

Second while reading the NT book of John. The "book of John" would be more normal, Cucker Tiresome, if you really read the Bible like a normal person. We know it it is not in the OT or Koran.

Had he been at the Hilton Saturday night he would have passed out and pissed in fear. Later found in a puddle under a table by a maid as no one would miss him, including his wife (if he has one and how could she stand his giggle?). Can you imagine that giggle in bed. Passion is somehow missing in this picture.

Press Sec Karoline Levitt could be in the middle of transition in labor and still answer questions and mow the Dimwits down. Probably leap off the delivery table after her daughter is born and excoriate the press breastfeeding. She's fantastic.

Days before her maternity leave and giving birth she crawls out of the dais with our FLOTUS in evening gown and heels. Then appears later in photos before President Trump addresses the nation.

She is fearless and I love her, no lesbo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (WONhk)

68 Pretty sure that was Archie Bunker that did that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)
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Wneither one would surprise me. Archie makes sense

Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (OgaPP)

69 "U.S. Sec. Scott Bessent:

“While the surviving IRGC Leaders are trapped like drowning rats in a sewage pipe, Iran’s creaking oil industry is starting to shut in production thanks to the U.S. BLOCKADE.

Pumping will soon collapse.

GASOLINE SHORTAGES IN IRAN NEXT!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)

70 Tucker carries his Bible like Bill Clinton with a big old cross visibly embossed on the cover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)
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He uses it to hide his Koran inside...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (gnNyN)

71 28 These world wars go to eleven.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM

Well played.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (CDM31)

72 The Intercept: Kash Patel Got Arrested for Public Urination After a Night of Drinking. The FBI director was arrested twice in his youth for alcohol related incidents that he said were “not representative of my usual conduct.”

One incident recounted by Patel occurred in 2005, about four months before he wrote the letter. At the time, he was a law student at Pace University in New York celebrating with friends.

“We went to a few of the local bars and consumed some alcoholic drinks,” he wrote.

When they walked home, they made a bad decision.

“In a gross deviation from appropriate conduct, we attempted to relieve our bladders while walking home,” Patel said in the letter. “Before we could even do so, a police cruiser stopped the group. We were then arrested for public urination.”

We will see more stories like this since he filed a lawsuit against the Atlantic. People have plenty of stories regarding this guys behavior and his weakness with alcohol. It ain’t so out of the normal, but if you’re gonna double down and say that shit didn’t happen and be an ass about it, you better believe there are people who will take an extra 5 minutes to share their own experiences

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (ycI94)

73 It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM

Dude. Please.

Unspeakable would be them doing things to The Skipper, Gilligan, and Thurston Howell III.

Posted by: The Professor at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (0sNs1)

74 It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...
Posted by: 496

Unspeakable maybe but lots of moaning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (ndZc7)

75 Harold Ford, Jr. said both sides are guilty and there are too many guns and too many mass shootings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (Cqx++)

Hehh.
He can take his moral equivalence and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (2WIwB)

76 Some wear Christianity as a skin suit.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (zQoHA)

77 Tucker has arrived at the strangest understanding of Christianity usually reserved for Liberation Theology Marxist Catholics.

God, and Jesus Christ, work through world events by leaders and peoples, and individuals.

Obviously then, Trump as the leader of the U.S., a nominally Christian nation, is working under God to stop a hostile Islamic theocracy from acquiring a nuclear weapon which they'd most certainly use at some point to target not only Christian nations, but especially the land of God's chosen people, Israel.

Tucker, the only question you need to concern yourself with is; does God and the Lord Jesus Christ want the Iranian Twelever/Mahdi fanatics to have nuclear weapons?

If God doesn't want the Mullahs to have nukes then why does Tucker have such a problem with Trump and the U.S. military along with the Bibi and the IDF removing that threat from the world?

You either believe God is in control, or you don't.
You either believe Jesus stands for divine truth, justice, and peace, or you don't.

Tucker seems to think, like a Christian Marxist or Islamic Jihadist, that God is a political being who is on their side in political battlefields.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (6ydKt)

78 I’m sorry, BENGHAZI?????

Are these psychos mocking their abandonment of 30+ American government employees by using Benghazi to cover up helping PO. butchers abort and trans American kids?!?

There really is no basement for their ghoulishness.
My God! That is unbelievable.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (4KUe5)

79 "Guilty as sin, free as a bird"

- every filthy demonrat ever

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (VyBeY)

80 I hope somebody takes up the prosecution of this biden administration crime too. That said, it's all so tiresome. The finding out about the crimes and the non-prosecutions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (n5tGW)

81 some other rando twitter takes

Angela McArdle
@RealAngelaMc
23h
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting.
Apr 26, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC

++++++++++++++

John Ringo SF Author
@Jringo1508
9h
Read the whole manifesto. Looked at the videos.

What strikes me is that this guy, except for being thoroughly lefty brainwashed ('Rapist in Chief'), could have been one of our crowd. This wasn't crazed. It was well thought out and carefully executed.
And there's nothing funny about it.

Until you get to his 'PS' rant about the Secret Service which I swear I have heard word for God damned word from guys on our side. I got half way through and was bawling in laughter at his confusion about how they could just suck so very very badly.

We have commonality. We can reach agreement.
Both sides have come to the conclusion the Secret Service sucks at their job.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (rbvCR)

82 I bet she knows Suleiman II was not the eleventh.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (XvL8K)

83 There's just one huge problem with Obama's statement. We already knew the shooter's motive at this point. Obama posted his statement at 5:15 p.m. EDT on Sunday, and the shooter's manifesto and its contents were first published late Sunday morning.

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"You haven't lived until you've spent 16 hours straight spreading Monkeypox among hundreds of strangers in a gay bathhouse, man!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (VdTX+)

84 Wow, Kash was drunk in 2006?

Thank God he was never something really crazy like member of the Communist party or anything!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (4KUe5)

85 I thought David Cross was pretty funny as Tobias on Arrested Development. I also think he's a complete asshole who's 1/10 as bright as he thinks he is
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He was in a short series called The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (or some such). Pretty funny, but I knew even then he was a dick.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (l26NL)

86 Wait till Disney race and gender swaps Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (6WSTN)

87 Is there any other black man in America that is whiter than Harold Ford jr.?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (CNl8/)

88 It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (OgaPP)

*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

The professor too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (2WIwB)

89 sometimes AI works, and ...sometimes not!

"NEW: A Cursor AI coding agent deleted a startup's entire production database in 9 seconds. The agent, powered by Claude, was working on a staging task, found a broadly scoped API token, and executed a volume delete without confirmation. "

Skynet Jr. !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)

90 King Crimson's David Cross >>>>> Groomer David Cross

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (gtcuf)

91 World War Eleven: Jews In Space!

"Hey, I've seen this one!"

Posted by: Another Anon at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (4h45B)

92 Frontpage Mag as ha pretty good write up on that manifesto

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

93 I feel like Tucker would've mentioned that little nugget before now. He loved the idea people thought he had Trumps' ear.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (33LJY)

94 Their people keep trying to kill Trump and his team, and their solution is gun control.

Of course. Makes sense: they want easier targets.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (4KUe5)

95 Omar was just confused. English not being her native language.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (Cif43)

96 Just HOW unspeakable, exactly?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (2Ez/1)

97 Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible
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SBA has a system that tracks everyone who takes any action on a file.
They told a GS-9 or 11 to make that disbursement. If they allowed a case manager to touch the file at all.

And it's near impossible to get a SBA loan forgiven.

That takes GS-14 or up to authorize that.

They know who did this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (tUP1A)

98 Tina Louise is the last surviving cast member of Gilligan's Island. I don't know why I find that odd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (gu0hJ)

99 Ace, I told my daughter last week the Mullahs are the same as the mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes that worship the ICBM carrying a nuke. When they take off their turbans they reveal their full sickness.

A better comparison is a mix of the megalomania of Hitler in his last days and the paranoia of The Most High Reverend Jim Jones in Jonestown Guyana.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (47/pr)

100 Cole Allen is now a hero to half the country or thereabouts. Joining Mangione and Routh. And then we have their dead martyrs. The situation is completely out of hand, and dealing with it ( if it is ever dealt with, color me sceptical ) will only be through repressive force now. What a damned mess.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (zQoHA)

101 23
Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible

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Disbursing and then forgiving is not a loan, it's a grant.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (biznJ)

Agreed. They may be violating the Separation of Powers, which reserves funding decisions to Congress. An even more egregious game of that type is Federal agencies colluding with plaintiffs in "sue and settle" schemes; they aren't losing a judgement, they're making a grant -- or if there's a binding policy agreement, they're making law. And the deceit involved gives the game away, that they know it's wrong.

Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (Sy6m/)

102 It would be embarrassing if the person who texted Tucker was Trump.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

103 Ace, you missed Spartacus requesting a fisting.

https://tinyurl.com/42ex3mr8

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (n5tGW)

104 I thought the World War Eleven clip was going to be Candace for sure. I had no doubt.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (33LJY)

105 Tucker's kid, who worked for Vance at the time?

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)

106 It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...
Posted by: 496

As I get older I'm realizing there was a pretty strong 3rd choice on the island. Lovey! Originally she was really old but now she's kinda hawt.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (l26NL)

107
It warms my heart to think that I might have a tiny bit of influence on Teh Ewok when he uses an unredacted "cocksucker" in the main post.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (X4KFY)

108 Tina Louise is the last surviving cast member of Gilligan's Island. I don't know why I find that odd
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (gu0hJ)

She was the "Marilyn Monroe" character, Ms Monroe died young

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (rbvCR)

109 Moolah.

Posted by: Iranian Millionaire at April 27, 2026 06:39 PM (6WSTN)

110 Could be Omar has been hearing a lot about filing Chapter 11 lately after the winery closed and Feeding our Future was busted, so she just got confused with all of these numbers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

111 Barbara Feldon from Get Smart is also still alive. She is 93.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:40 PM (CNl8/)

112 The blonde woman in the fur coat swiping wine at the shooting is supposedly the Ukrainian ambassador.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:40 PM (l26NL)

113 Everyone in Iran is a Millionaire.

Posted by: Iranian Millionaire at April 27, 2026 06:40 PM (6WSTN)

114 105 Tucker's kid, who worked for Vance at the time?

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)

His brother, Buckley, worked in Vance's coms shop until a few weeks ago.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)

115 Could be Omar has been hearing a lot about filing Chapter 11 lately after the winery closed and Feeding our Future was busted, so she just got confused with all of these numbers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

But those child care centers are doing all right!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (2WIwB)

116 Omar is more American than any of us, you guys.
She totes cares enough about the war our grandparents fought in! She called it WW Eleven as a joke!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (4KUe5)

117 112 The blonde woman in the fur coat swiping wine at the shooting is supposedly the Ukrainian ambassador.

A Ukranian feeling entitled to steal from the US, that does scan.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf)

118 Tucker carries his Bible like Bill Clinton with a big old cross visibly embossed on the cover.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

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Does he also haul around Jessie Jackson's corpse around on a leash as a media prop like Bubba did?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM (VdTX+)

119 I thought the World War Eleven clip was going to be Candace for sure. I had no doubt.
Posted by: Ktgreat

Candy Oh! isn't stupid. Just crazy/evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7)

120 That manifesto screams HOMO

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM (XLfSN)

121 His brother, Buckley, worked in Vance's coms shop until a few weeks ago.

Right. I knew that too, don't know why I said son.

Everytime I see the name Buckley I think of Luann's dead boyfriend on King of the Hill.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (gtcuf)

122 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

George Strait was awesome (again) on Saturday night - my friend and I had an absolute blast. That was my first ever stadium concert, and I loved it!

I am getting ready to fly out on Wednesday to Salt Lake City for a conference regarding the cancer that I have - it's an opportunity to meet others who have this extremely rare cancer and to learn about new advances in the field. I will also be attending this week's practice of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir - I am meeting our Horde member who sings in the choir and his lovely wife for dinner beforehand.

And then I will be back for one day before heading out on my NYC trip with my friend and her daughter - we are really excited about this trip!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (SRRAx)

123 The blonde woman in the fur coat swiping wine at the shooting is supposedly the Ukrainian ambassador.

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LOL!!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

124 Tucker's kid, who worked for Vance at the time?
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)

That is the basis for some people to claim that Vance is a secret traitor, or ringlead by a traitor's son, and so completely unsuitable to be President.
National politics is incestuous in its scope, everyone who is anyone has always been hiring each others' kids.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (rbvCR)

125

(The Daily Caller)—People with graduate degrees — like the man who allegedly tried to kill President Donald Trump and his cabinet members on Saturday — are more likely to support political violence, polling shows.

A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)

126 The Clift Notes for the Mylar Sheet Mug Shot (I never use terrorists names):

I hate Trump (over and over).

Use of these words: Nazi, Fascist, Racist, Rapist.

The twist was apologizing in advance for his bad shooting skillz killing/wounding various waiters, hotel people, random Dims and jounnalists. Wishing his students to excel. Sorry to family.

With love, Sorry scrotum mylar gyro.

Oopsie! Sorry! So Sorry! So profoundly sorry! Sorriest sorry in this sorry spatial scumworld!
Serenity now!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

127 For the last four or five days, X has not loaded on my laptop. It's fine on my phone. What am I doing wrong?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (l26NL)

128 His rebuttal to objection number five totally indicts the entire progressive left.
Projection anyone?

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar's.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (sl73Y)

129 Barbara Feldon from Get Smart is also still alive. She is 93.
Posted by: Mark1971

Dick Van Dyke's family says his death in imminent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (ndZc7)

130 I don't give a shit about what someone says, it's what they do that counts. Manifesto are a megalomaniacs suicide letter

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (Cif43)

131 Wait till Disney race and gender swaps Gilligan's Island.

Gilligan will still be a white male because they're the only ones who can be portrayed as incompetent.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 06:46 PM (vTZFs)

132 That wouldn't surprise me, thieves to the core

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

133
This person should be found and put in prison.

Leaking the fact that we are about to take military action to a podcaster with questionable foreign ties puts American real lives at-risk.

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Do U.S. Authorities have jurisdiction over Tucker's paymasters in Qatar?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:46 PM (VdTX+)

134 I agree with Marjorie Green -- just MG, middle names are for bigshots -- that the FBI should not be hiding evidence from the People about domestic terrorists' words and actions. We are the Sovereign; just as Congress has subpoena power despite not having any criminal justice authority, because they need to understand the truth of things in order to craft legislation based on correct premises, so do We the People need to know the truth of things to choose to rule over our public servants wisely. It is grossly offensive for a jumped-up paper-pusher to arrogate to himself the authority to declare that effective self-rule is too dangerous for us to be allowed to see the "tokens" of martyr-type criminals.

Of course, in addition to being inconsistent, MG completely misses the obvious difference that living criminals will be going to trial. Everything will come out in open court anyway, so there's no point in trying to suppress their timelines, associates, and manifestos in the first place. I just think that the same openness should apply to dead criminals too, starting with Stephen Paddock.

Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 06:47 PM (Sy6m/)

135
Is there any other black man in America that is whiter than Harold Ford jr.?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (CNl8/)

Aside from Chocolate Fonzie?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:47 PM (X4KFY)

136 123 The blonde woman in the fur coat swiping wine at the shooting is supposedly the Ukrainian ambassador.

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LOL!!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)
*****************

PERFECTION!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM (WONhk)

137 I refer to the Gospels by name only and haven’t read much beyond Acts.

Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM (77Bgk)

138 See they wrote "World War II" and this totally-real US citizen didn't recognize that and thought America had been involved in eleven world wars.

they should have gone for "world war ][", which could be followed up by "world war //e".

Posted by: anachronda at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM (oY6Yp)

139
Could be Omar has been hearing a lot about filing Chapter 11 lately after the winery closed and Feeding our Future was busted, so she just got confused with all of these numbers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

================

Look, she relies on professional staffers, and sometimes they make clerical errors. She trusts them and reads what they give her. And she isn't going to tell you jack shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 06:49 PM (n7rxJ)

140 I did notice that Ilhan sounded very white.

Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:49 PM (77Bgk)

141 I hate all the "allegedly" in news reports. It's pure gaslighting. They know they can say anything about trump or any of the other emmanuel goldsteins and there's nothing anyone can ever do about it. But state any true observation about any number of leftist thugs and you will be in legal jeopardy. Two sets of rules everyone knows about, and "allegedly" is just there to rub it in.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

142 5 World War 11 happened when the US had 57 states, H8r!!! 7 States were wiped out during that awful war. Have some respect!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (sAmhv)
_________
And the war started when Argentina invaded The Maldives.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (AlhUl)

143 I don't suppose they told Ilhan who it was throwing people in camps during WW Eleven.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (n5tGW)

144 A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
____________

Lenin's elite vanguard. He disagreed with Marx about the masses rising up on their own. Thought they'd need guidance and a push.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (XvL8K)

145 Top officials, including Biden SBA Administrator Isabella Guzman, concealed their maneuvering on the topic by substituting the words Planned Parenthood with "Benghazi" in emails,

See, this right here is why the feds should absolutely forbidden from making any loan of any kind to anyone.

Because the mere ability to make loans allows them to fund things they are forbidden from funding.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (vJrRc)

146 I did notice that Ilhan sounded very white.

Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:49 PM (77Bgk)

Her voice sounded more American than it usually does. That is why I wondered if it was AI.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (CNl8/)

147 40 YT video is bullshit. Supposedly hit at 9 something in the morning, every news agency in the world would be running the story.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (Cif43)
I mean what if somebody's Granny saw that shit and he (or she) was serving on the Lincoln? These 'artists" need stomping and then forced to pick up dung in India for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (LHPAg)

148 One time on Lawrence Welk they had a couple sing "One Toke Over the Line, Sweet Jesus". I guess the producers didn't understand the subject.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (l26NL)

149 Innocent until proven guilty goes out the window with video evidence of one's actions.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:52 PM (Cif43)

150
A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)

And three times as likely to scream "BABY KILLER!!!" at a military service member in uniform at the airport.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:52 PM (X4KFY)

151 137 I refer to the Gospels by name only and haven’t read much beyond Acts.
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM
++++

Ahem.

Posted by: The Apostle Paul at April 27, 2026 06:52 PM (2Ez/1)

152 The manifesto is something else.

He claims art the end he wants to go less "formal" while he blasts the security that managed to pevent him from killing anybody and that manged to have him lying buck naked on the floor with a tinfoil blanket covering by the end.

Meanwhile the entire 'formal' part of the manifesto is a bullet list of silly self-serving apologies, mangled facts, MS Now delusions, Dem talking points, foreign propaganda, big-balled shit talking self-righteousness, interspersed with his (asides) of smart-assery and 'aren't I cute' jokes.

He obviously wanted to be another famous Luigi left-wing martyr hero, and now he is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)

153 141 I hate all the "allegedly" in news reports. It's pure gaslighting. They know they can say anything about trump or any of the other emmanuel goldsteins and there's nothing anyone can ever do about it. But state any true observation about any number of leftist thugs and you will be in legal jeopardy. Two sets of rules everyone knows about, and "allegedly" is just there to rub it in.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

Can't have you going around believing your lying eyes!

Posted by: That's rain on your leg, swearsies at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (TbWk/)

154 Afternoon/evening, all,

I thought "America's Sweetheart" would be AOC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (TLAG7)

155 "That manifesto screams HOMO"

Speaking of which, why wasn't Coldforce wearing a shirt i those photos? Did the Secret Service cut his shirt off to see if he was a shaheed wired to blow?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (Vpqw1)

156 What have we found out about shooter dude's parents?

Posted by: NCKate at April 27, 2026 06:54 PM (uQzkA)

157 A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026
*
And three times as likely to scream "BABY KILLER!!!" at a military service member in uniform at the airport.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026

***
And -- from my own experience -- about eight times as likely to have willingly, even eagerly, worn a face diaper and taken multiple clot shots during 2021-23.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (TLAG7)

158 Why was shooter dude's shirt off?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)

159 148 One time on Lawrence Welk they had a couple sing "One Toke Over the Line, Sweet Jesus". I guess the producers didn't understand the subject.

That video is hilarious! I thought it had to be fake, but it's real (and it's spectacular!)

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (gtcuf)

160 I am confused upon hearing today that I missed 9 World Wars. Or IX in Roman numerals.

I have questions.

Have I been in the dreaded iron lung I have feared since childhood and reading about them for polio in a Reader's Digest? Comatose? Comatoast?

I was fairly sure I was current as of yesterday. I miss one day of Tousi and we are in WW Eleventy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (WONhk)

161 Yeah, so what. You ain’t the boss of me. Hit the road

Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:56 PM (77Bgk)

162 They had to check him for bombs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:56 PM (n5tGW)

163 A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.

Provided that was the survey question, that's one of those lying with statistics things.

What kind of violence and in what context?
Violence committed by whom, on whose society? their own or someone else's?

"Violence to create social change" is - arguably - what we're doing in Iraq, and right-thinking people considering at example then answering "yes" to the "is it necessary" question is how these never-sufficiently-to-be damned pollsters make it look like the Left has more adherents that it does.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)

164 And the war started when Argentina invaded The Maldives.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026

***
I thought World War Eleven kicked off when Canada invaded Grosse Pointe, Michigan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:57 PM (TLAG7)

165 Ilhan Omar's favorite Shakespeare play is King Henry the Vee Eye.

(jk', Shakespeare's racist, she wouldn't read him even if she could read.)

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:57 PM (gtcuf)

166 Radio's going on and on about the types of security and how good it was.
NO
That lolly gagging SS wearing a dummy cap that the INTRUDER virtually knocked out of the way who then backed up several steps, then sideways, then forward should have, could have IMMEDIATELY, shot him.
He never fired a shot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (Puq9y)

167
Why was shooter dude's shirt off?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)

I am sure we have a few ex-LE people posting here...they will 'splain...

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (GD0B3)

168 One time on Lawrence Welk they had a couple sing "One Toke Over the Line, Sweet Jesus". I guess the producers didn't understand the subject.

That video is hilarious! I thought it had to be fake, but it's real (and it's spectacular!)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026

***
The Chantays appeared on LW too, playing "Pipeline."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (TLAG7)

169
He obviously wanted to be another famous Luigi left-wing martyr hero, and now he is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)

Nah. Doesn't have the eyebrows.

When your mug shot is in a mylar sheet vs a suicide vest there is no appeal for the insane. No matter how much he sneers he looks like a lukewarm gyro.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (WONhk)

170
Why was shooter dude's shirt off?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)

Please tell me that some totally based Secret Service agent noticed that shooter homo didn't have a chest, so he ripped off the guy's shirt to humiliate him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (X4KFY)

171 It was not just his shirt that was off.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

172 I appreciate you posting his manifesto, . Ace. I just don't want to give the violent nutcase any more attention by reading his stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 06:59 PM (n3VHW)

173 "RealAngelaMc 23h
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting."

The recent manifestos could be taken directly out of The NY Times or The Atlantic. Left Wing Media (which is most larger media) spews the most vile attacks on a constant basis.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 06:59 PM (vbXSk)

174 160 I am confused upon hearing today that I missed 9 World Wars. Or IX in Roman numerals.
--

Blinky, you've got to keep up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:00 PM (Puq9y)

175 I thought World War Eleven kicked off when Canada invaded Grosse Pointe, Michigan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:57 PM (TLAG7)

No. Greenland invaded Alberta.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:00 PM (WONhk)

176 I'm tempted to write to ABC and tell them I will watch nothing they air unless they cancel Kimmel without disclosing that I watch nothing they air now, and I don't intend to watch anything they air anytime soon.

But perhaps it would be more effective to contact ABC advertisers, letting them know that I will not buy their products while they advertise and ABC and ABC employs Kimmel and other vile slanderous liars.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (MtDg7)

177 I don't even remember title of kids show that parents got slimed on Nickelodeon, but use Blink 182 line its all about the nookie so stick it in your cookie

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

178 Democrats spent the entire eight years of the George W. Bush presidency publicly fantasizing about murdering him. They wrote assassination porn books and plays, and called him "Hitler" a hundred times a day, every day. The Irish lunatic Betty Williams, a "Nobel Peace Prize" recipient, told a group of Dallas schoolchildren that she would personally love to kill President Bush.

None of this is new.

When Ronald Reagan was shot, liberals celebrated.

This is who they are. This is what they do. And they would happily wish the same on you.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (X+xvk)

179 A manifesto is a suicide note with a college degree.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Cif43)

180 Lawrence Welk loudly coughs right before introducing Gail-n-Dale singing "One Toke Over the Line." You can't make this stuff up!

I think ol' Lawrence was using the bubble machine as a bong backstage.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (gtcuf)

181 172 I appreciate you posting his manifesto, . Ace. I just don't want to give the violent nutcase any more attention by reading his stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---

Looks like AI wrote it for him.
But, yeah, the only attention he needs is pay-per-view of him being hanged.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (Puq9y)

182 Super genius who lives at home with parents, drives a moped and was all ready to assassinate POTUS and his cabinet, found hisself nakked, face down on a very dirty Hilton rug, breathing in Hilton hotel and Convention mites.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

183 Michael shirt off?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

184 but use Blink 182 line its all about the nookie so stick it in your cookie
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

Limp Bizkit.

Posted by: Limp Bizkit Joe at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (/OTyH)

185 Nah. Doesn't have the eyebrows.

When your mug shot is in a mylar sheet vs a suicide vest there is no appeal for the insane. No matter how much he sneers he looks like a lukewarm gyro.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (WONhk)

I liked the tweet which said he looked like he was a wrapped up, gay baked potato.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

186 I appreciate you posting his manifesto, . Ace. I just don't want to give the violent nutcase any more attention by reading his stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026

***
It almost reads like a parody. "So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today" sounds like the intro to a comedy routine. The situation wasn't funny at all -- but his tone in this thing is so wildly inappropriate to what he considered to be a solemn undertaking, a mission, that it . . . I'm not sure how to describe it. "Childish," for sure. Like something a not over-bright thirteen-year-old might have written in a story about a presidential assassin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TLAG7)

187 perp sent his mentally ill musings to his friends and relatives and they did not report him ?
Posted by: runner

Kind of sounds like he posted it online right before he tried speed-running the last checkpoint.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (vJrRc)

188 Well, this just released book is out of date already.

TARGET TRUMP
HOW TWO ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS SHAPED A PRESIDENCY
By: Newton Isaac

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

189 177 I don't even remember title of kids show that parents got slimed on Nickelodeon

The OG slime show was You Can't Do That On Television. Slime also figured prominently on Double Dare.

Posted by: Now it's all tranny slop at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

190 Please tell me that some totally based Secret Service agent noticed that shooter homo didn't have a chest, so he ripped off the guy's shirt to humiliate him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (X4KFY)

***********************************
True. But after they stripped him nekkid checking for bombs and a rough anal probe with some kitchen tongs for explosives in a condom. Then they noticed his pathetic chest.

The Mylar Sheet Mugshot is his name forever more.

It was bad enough as he lay there snorting hotel carpet and cuffed under the mylar sheet. Then when I saw his mug shot I laughed.

Not sure why I thought of a half eaten gyro, but this is the way I roll. Pretti Good Pita sammich.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:04 PM (WONhk)

191 Emmaline Henry was cast to be Ginger Grant, but she decided to co-star on Mickey Rooney's sitcom that fizzled after one season.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (oftw2)

192 Yes you're right

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)

193 But perhaps it would be more effective to contact ABC advertisers, letting them know that I will not buy their products while they advertise and ABC and ABC employs Kimmel and other vile slanderous liars.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026

***
Yes; go after the advertisers. If it costs ABC money, they'll sit up and take notice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (TLAG7)

194 130 I don't give a shit about what someone says, it's what they do that counts. Manifesto are a megalomaniacs suicide letter

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (Cif43)

exactly.

Posted by: front toward enemy at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (TIizU)

195 No. Greenland invaded Alberta.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
---

That's it! Give the CIA a job they know how to do.
Gin up a color revolution of Greenland against Quebec.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:06 PM (Puq9y)

196 That manifesto screams HOMO

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM

Yep that was my first thought as well. He/they/them was gay as fvck. And it wanted to do the ultimate flounce. Unfortunately it did not wind up being killed as a martyr for the cause. On the bright side, he is going to love all of the attention in prison.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 07:07 PM (0N4FZ)

197 187 perp sent his mentally ill musings to his friends and relatives and they did not report him ?
Posted by: runner

Kind of sounds like he posted it online right before he tried speed-running the last checkpoint.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (vJrRc)
*******************************
His brother called the popo in Conneticut moments before the shootin' and after receiving his Manipedi apology sermon.

One would THINK they had noticed him being a wacko in the past. However, maybe this is normal chit chat with Dim families.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

198 Biden's SBA hid that it was giving $90 million in loans to Planned Parenthood by referring to Planned Parenthood as "Benghazi" in emails.

PP is a small business, right? I mean, fetuses and babies are small...
I would also have been quite funny, with all the Somali fraud hospices, daycare centers and learning centers, if Biden had uses Somali instead of Benghazi...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

199 Cole Allen was giving off warning signs for a very long time and yet no one reported him.

Just begging for a roundup and harsh questioning. Give them a real struggle session, of not peeing in their panties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (2GVsD)

200 That video of the shooter running right past security ... first guy he comes close to just ducks out of the way, then pulls his gun. Security was asleep at that point, or they would have seen the runner earlier.

I guess they must have finally yelled and the next guy stopped him ... have not seen that video yet. Hard to say, if he had shot one more security guy, if he would have gotten into the main room. One report said he was on the floor above, but I was thinking it was like a balcony level, where he may have had a clear shot at Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)

201 His brother called the popo in Conneticut moments before the shootin' and after receiving his Manipedi apology sermon.

==

ah oh

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)

202 I'm not sure how to describe it. "Childish," for sure. Like something a not over-bright thirteen-year-old might have written in a story about a presidential assassin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
---

Cal Tec graduate, NASA acquired, DEI all the way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Puq9y)

203 Isn’t David Cross boxing kangaroos to make money at this point? What has he done since Arrested Development besides say stupid shit on podcasts?

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (4MsaP)

204 I still say Cole Allen in that sprint went full LeRoy Jenkins and was really hoping for suicide by cop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)

205
TARGET TRUMP
HOW TWO ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS SHAPED A PRESIDENCY
By: Newton Isaac

Sounds like a fake name.

Posted by: Edison Thomas at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Cqx++)

206 That video of the shooter running right past security ... first guy he comes close to just ducks out of the way, then pulls his gun. Security was asleep at that point, or they would have seen the runner earlier.

Yeah that was piss poor performance. Should've tackled or clotheslined the guy right there. They were definitely asleep at the switch.

Posted by: Nobody wants to work anymore at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (TbWk/)

207 Took the Secret Service ten seconds to get to Trump after the shooting started.

I'm beginning to think he'd be better off with some Tier I SF operators taking care of his security.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (X+xvk)

208 Didn’t they already cancel Kimmel or am I thinking of another asshole?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (u73oe)

209 Cole Allen was giving off warning signs for a very long time and yet no one reported him.

==

like being 31 and living at home with parents ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)

210 Obama: "Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy."

Obama said this to call off the Left's crazies. He's in charge, wouldn't you agree?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (dtajH)

211 “We went to a few of the local bars and consumed some alcoholic drinks,” he wrote.

When they walked home, they made a bad decision.

“In a gross deviation from appropriate conduct, we attempted to relieve our bladders while walking home,” Patel said in the letter.

He couldn't have just said "Yeah, I was in college, my friends and I got drunk - as one does in college - and pissed in an alley and got in trouble for it. I don't do that anymore, because I'm not a dumb, drunk, college student."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 07:11 PM (vJrRc)

212 205 TARGET TRUMP
HOW TWO ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS SHAPED A PRESIDENCY
By: Newton Isaac

Sounds like a fake name.
Posted by: Edison Thomas

indeed

Posted by: newton fig at April 27, 2026 07:11 PM (oY6Yp)

213
I liked the tweet which said he looked like he was a wrapped up, gay baked potato.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

I like this one as well! I am totally behind in my funniest mug shot album, but I can't recall a mylar sheet mug shot. There could be more out there.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:11 PM (WONhk)

214 Johnny, "A wrapped up, gay baked potato? Did he have a little festive hat on?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD)

215 Oh I would dearly love to read that some of Biden's SBA drones are going to jail as a result of covering up giving money to Baby Murder Inc. Its bad enough that they get medicaid money for "routine women's health care" and so on, its adding insult to injury by giving them another 90 million via fraudulent small business loans that the SBA knew they were going to forgive.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (MtDg7)

216 Asmongold said Cole was doing a Naruto run in the surveillance video, and I burst out laughing because it looked like was.

He thought he was playing Call of Duty right up until his clothes came off.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)

217 The OG slime show was You Can't Do That On Television. Slime also figured prominently on Double Dare.
Posted by: Now it's all tranny slop at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

You realize as an adult that there was some shit in children's programming that was some adult's fucked up kink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

218 HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life...

They (Democrats) studied Goebbels just enough to learn that repeating inflammatory lies works. Studied just enough to pretend they don't know Goebbels.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)

219 One report said he was on the floor above, but I was thinking it was like a balcony level, where he may have had a clear shot at Trump.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)

FLoor below ballroom. Never a shot at President Trump.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)

220 Gamer dude thinks he has real life scenario all planned out. FAIL.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (Cif43)

221 Mr. Potato Head lips

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (Cqx++)

222 Why was shooter dude's shirt off?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)

Stripped him down to check for explosives. I suspect it also makes him more identifiable in the case that he tried to run away

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)

223 Runner

His social media posts

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

224
Which YT video is bullshit? I hope not the World War Eleven one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 07:15 PM (n7rxJ)

225 Is Talyor Lorenz still trying to make the murder attempt all about her?

Rhetorical question.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

226 They (Democrats) studied Goebbels just enough to learn that repeating inflammatory lies works. Studied just enough to pretend they don't know Goebbels.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)

I see they learned a lot from Dr. Gurgles.

Posted by: AL Sharpton, Race Warlord at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (/OTyH)

227 The manifesto is another sign of how many narcissistic sociopaths we now have.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (dtajH)

228 84 Wow, Kash was drunk in 2006?

Thank God he was never something really crazy like member of the Communist party or anything!
Posted by: Lizzy

The Left: stealing, assault, arson, murder...these aren't so bad. We need to decriminalize society.

Also the Left: a Republican was drunk and dumb once in college! No job, no respect, no existence!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (ycI94)

229 Blonde Morticia, the one about the USS Abraham Lincoln being struck by an IRGC sub.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (Cif43)

230 Isn’t David Cross boxing kangaroos to make money at this point? What has he done since Arrested Development besides say stupid shit on podcasts?
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 27, 2026

***
Which member of the Bluth family was he? The bald guy with the glasses?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (TLAG7)

231 "And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes."

Which Dems is he referring to here? I'm confused...

A pdf, a rapist, and a traitor walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "The DNC convention is over there..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

232 That lolly gagging SS wearing a dummy cap that the INTRUDER virtually knocked out of the way who then backed up several steps, then sideways, then forward should have, could have IMMEDIATELY, shot him.
He never fired a shot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (Puq9y)

There is claims that the shooter was on the wrong floor and the hallway he was sprinting down had security on the other end and no direct access to the ballroom.
Is that valid or just cope?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR)

233
When you're sporting an IQ in the mid 70s, numberin' be hard!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (xG4kz)

234 Is the Left still making noises of the Bush twins being drunks?

The playbook is the same, just the names change.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD)

235
Cal Tec graduate, NASA acquired, DEI all the way.

Posted by: Braenyard

===============

CalTech doesn't do DEI, so NASA makes up for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (n7rxJ)

236 I'm spinning Led Zeppelin One Hundred Eleven right now.

The Immigrant Song is on that one.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (gtcuf)

237 >>Super genius who lives at home with parents, drives a moped and was all ready to assassinate POTUS and his cabinet

Wait...he had a Vespa?

He's gay?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (rOERL)

238 Which member of the Bluth family was he? The bald guy with the glasses?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (TLAG7)

Yeah, the NeverNude, gay one.

I hate that I fucking know that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

239
Blonde Morticia, the one about the USS Abraham Lincoln being struck by an IRGC sub.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had

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Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (n7rxJ)

240 I was in redondo beach this Morning and saw a slew of motorcycle cops - Probably 10 spaced out within a few miles. I was right by the assassin's former work spot and now wonder if those things are connected.

Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (mFhj8)

241 177 I don't even remember title of kids show that parents got slimed on Nickelodeon, but use Blink 182 line its all about the nookie so stick it in your cookie
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

You Can’t Do That On Television was the show with slime, on Nickelodeon,

It was one of my favorite things to watch during my latch-key kid days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

242 Maybe USS Abraham Lincoln ran over their submarine.

Sec of War Hegsex, "Mohammed, did you lose another submarine?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

243 Which member of the Bluth family was he? The bald guy with the glasses?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (TLAG7)

Yeah, the NeverNude, gay one.

I hate that I fucking know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026

***
I never watched the show enough to remember individual character first names. I know Justin Bateman was the resident voice of sanity among the family, and Jessica Walter played his drunk mother, and the tall blonde who "married" Ellen DeGeneres was in there somewhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (TLAG7)

244 I’ve seen wisecracks about Cole Allen and the unpredictability of the D.C. jury pool. But in all seriousness, I wonder about the ethnicity of the Secret Service agent who got non-lethally shot in his/her body armor. That might predict the (hopefully small) possibility of jury nullification.

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (1FEc1)

245 How's that "cease fire" working out for us?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (VdTX+)

246 207 Took the Secret Service ten seconds to get to Trump after the shooting started.

I'm beginning to think he'd be better off with some Tier I SF operators taking care of his security.
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (X+xvk)

I counted 8 seconds for the handsome guy to stand in front of President Trump, climbing onto a table. With another agent to Trump's left at the same time. I love the handsome guy.

I do agree on better security, but they were off the dais within seconds after this video.

Please keep in mind that President Trump was going after Melania and very pregnant Press Sec Levitt crawled offstage in evening gowns and heels. About 5 or six agents on him at that point.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (WONhk)

247 I thought David Cross was pretty funny as Tobias on Arrested Development. I also think he's a complete asshole who's 1/10 as bright as he thinks he is
Posted by: Smell the Glov

It's easy to play stupid when you're already halfway there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (diia5)

248 I don't give a shit about what someone says, it's what they do that counts. Manifesto are a megalomaniacs suicide letter

Posted by: Bob Ben Had

If nothing else he admitted he was indoctrinated by the MFM.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (/lPRQ)

249 I wonder where his family lives

Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (mFhj8)

250 Wow, Kash was drunk in 2006?

Thank God he was never something really crazy like member of the Communist party or anything!
Posted by: Lizzy

The Left: stealing, assault, arson, murder...these aren't so bad. We need to decriminalize society.

Also the Left: a Republican was drunk and dumb once in college! No job, no respect, no existence!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (ycI94)

If you're a Democrat drug-fueled gay orgies are a-ok, as is giving black rent boys lethal doses of meth. There's no depth too low for them.

Posted by: Have to draw the line at public intoxication! at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (TbWk/)

251 I’ve seen wisecracks about Cole Allen and the unpredictability of the D.C. jury pool. But in all seriousness, I wonder about the ethnicity of the Secret Service agent who got non-lethally shot in his/her body armor. That might predict the (hopefully small) possibility of jury nullification.

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (1FEc1)

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"If the color of the skin is fit, you MUST acquit!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 07:23 PM (VdTX+)

252 Shain S, it is working out fantastically well.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)

253 "They (Democrats) studied Goebbels just enough to learn that repeating inflammatory lies works."

It helps to control Media. But when you gaslight people, once they wake up they turn Angry.

I expect this will happen with more of us, and then we'll see Righteous Wrath.

Sites like this with active commenters help make a difference.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2026 07:23 PM (dtajH)

254 RFKJr was snorting blow off high-class call-girls' asses when he was young. Kash is a piker.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:24 PM (gtcuf)

255 That video of the shooter running right past security ... first guy he comes close to just ducks out of the way, then pulls his gun. Security was asleep at that point, or they would have seen the runner earlier.

Yeah that was piss poor performance. Should've tackled or clotheslined the guy right there. They were definitely asleep at the switch.
Posted by: Nobody wants to work anymore

This is why the Pope's guards use halberds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)

256 Halberds are unwieldy in confined quarters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD)

257 255 That video of the shooter running right past security ... first guy he comes close to just ducks out of the way, then pulls his gun. Security was asleep at that point, or they would have seen the runner earlier.

Yeah that was piss poor performance. Should've tackled or clotheslined the guy right there. They were definitely asleep at the switch.
Posted by: Nobody wants to work anymore

This is why the Pope's guards use halberds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)

So you're saying the Vatican needs sensible Halberd control?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

258 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (VyBeY)

259 Cafe time!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (TLAG7)

260

Bruce Springsteen opened the latest show on his virulently anti-Trump “No Kings” tour in Austin, Texas Sunday night by condemning political violence and offering a “prayer of thanks” that President Donald Trump was not injured in the latest assassination attempt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)

261 214 Johnny, "A wrapped up, gay baked potato? Did he have a little festive hat on?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD)

Actually half baked potato in tinfoil has a ring to it. He is biracial and not fully baked.

I refust to call these terrorists by their name. Refuse. Mylar Mug Shot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (WONhk)

262 256 Halberds are unwieldy in confined quarters.

hmm.... *scribbles notes* quarterberd

Posted by: anachronda at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (oY6Yp)

263 Students Allen tutored in biology, math and science were “completely shocked” to hear about his arrest and thought he was "on the nicer, quiet side,"
--

He's such a nice boy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (Puq9y)

264 There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Posted by: NeverNude Gay Baked Potato Guy at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (wBaIH)

265 was ABC supposedly 'thinking of not renewing Kimmel" and then his equally vile media buddies rescued him with "that's cancel culture and anti free speech and ABC, groomer Disney, kept him on?

At that time I was thinkng, 'whatever, I don't watch Kimmel's completely unfunny TDS rants'. But if the vile, lying rants are inspiring people to try to kill thats another thing. I hope the left does not take it as a how to, but Buck Sexton spoke briefly about how in pre-revolutionary Russia the commies convinced themselves it was moral to kill low level Czarist bureaucrats; then that general violence and people's fear of being caught up in it made people think the czar was failing, they needed to try something different.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (MtDg7)

266 Sec of War Hegsex, "Mohammed, did you lose another submarine?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

There rumors floating around that the USN has bricked a number of systems on Russian and Chinese subs, and then restored them with nasty notes. If they can do that, they may not bother restoring an Iranian sub's systems.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

267 I asked Bing and DDG for Mylar's mug shot. Huh?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:28 PM (Puq9y)

268 249 I wonder where his family lives
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (mFhj

Cole Allen’s?
He lived with them in the house in Torrance.

I saw pics of the family somewhere today.
Black father. white mother, three sisters and two brothers (if I recall correctly).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

269
Is there any other black man in America that is whiter than Harold Ford jr.?
Posted by: Mark1971

Ossie Davis. In his role as JFK in Buba Hotep.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 27, 2026 07:30 PM (QVmho)

270 Halberds are unwieldy in confined quarters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD)

Spontoons are handier, but they rarely teach the drill anymore. Maybe a bec de corbin?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (rbvCR)

271 Planned Parenthoods received $80 million in PPP loans. Now, the SBA wants it back.
May 22, 2020 / 2:13 PM EDT / CBS News

The 2020 presidential election led the way, exactly as it was intended to do.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 27, 2026 07:33 PM (NFX2v)

272 245 How's that "cease fire" working out for us?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM
++++

Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: The media we all ignore at April 27, 2026 07:34 PM (2Ez/1)

273 Concerning the "leak" to Tucker Carlson: All we have is Carlson's word on the matter. Which means we have nothing at all. I assume he's lying unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Nemo at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (4RPgu)

274 The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox

Bill Maher drags his woke guest...
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These people are insane.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:41 PM (Puq9y)

275 At that time I was thinkng, 'whatever, I don't watch Kimmel's completely unfunny TDS rants'. But if the vile, lying rants are inspiring people to try to kill thats another thing. I hope the left does not take it as a how to, but Buck Sexton spoke briefly about how in pre-revolutionary Russia the commies convinced themselves it was moral to kill low level Czarist bureaucrats; then that general violence and people's fear of being caught up in it made people think the czar was failing, they needed to try something different.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (MtDg7)

if Kimmel was reaching anyone, the MSM wouldn't be cancelling his show.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 09:11 PM (8avO+)

276 177 I don't even remember title of kids show that parents got slimed on Nickelodeon, but use Blink 182 line its all about the nookie so stick it in your cookie
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

You Can’t Do That On Television was the show with slime, on Nickelodeon,

It was one of my favorite things to watch during my latch-key kid days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

it was actually pretty funny, and not my demographic.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 09:13 PM (8avO+)

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