When the Bullets Stopped Flying, Alcoholic "Journalist" Karens Focused On What Really Matters, and Looted 147 Wine Bottles from the Venue

Incredible. Give yourselves all a media award for Stunning Bravery.

Peter Girnus 🦅
@gothburz
I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired.
The first thing I heard was not the gunfire. It was glass.
A champagne flute hit the floor of the International Ballroom at approximately 9:47 PM. Then a second. Then the sound that I have since been told was a 12-gauge shotgun, which from inside the ballroom sounded like a heavy door slamming in a parking garage. Then the Secret Service moved. They moved the President, the Vice President, the First Lady through the east corridor in under ninety seconds, which is protocol, which is practiced, which is the one part of the evening that worked exactly as it was designed.
Everything else was improvised.
I know this because I ordered the wine. 94 tables. Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir that the Association selected in February after a tasting committee spent three meetings debating between Oregon and Burgundy. Oregon won. The budget was $14,200. I signed the invoice. I can tell you the vintage. I can tell you the distributor. I can tell you the per-bottle cost because I negotiated it down from $89 to $76.
What I cannot tell you is how 147 of those bottles left the building during an active shooter evacuation.
I can tell you what I saw. A correspondent from a network I will not name picked up two bottles on her way to the east exit. Full bottles. One in each hand. She was wearing heels and she did not spill. A man in a tuxedo tucked one inside his jacket the way you'd shoplift a paperback at an airport bookstore. A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one.
She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
The theme of the dinner was "A Free Press for a Free People." The banners were still hanging when the evacuation began. I know because I hung them. Twenty-three banners, navy blue, gold serif lettering, $11,400 for the set. They were still hanging when 2,600 guests were directed to the exits by Secret Service agents, one of whom had just taken a shotgun round in his ballistic vest and walked to the ambulance on his own feet.
The agent's vest costs approximately $800. The wine that left the building was worth $11,172 at Association cost. At restaurant markup, roughly $29,000. The guests saved more in wine than the vest that saved the agent.
That's priority.
The video went viral by 10:15 PM. Not the video of the evacuation. Not the Secret Service response. The wine. Three guests in formalwear grabbing bottles off white tablecloths while being told to move toward the exits, while a man with a shotgun stood in the same motor entrance where John Hinckley shot Ronald Reagan 45 years ago.
A woman near the service entrance was crying. She said "I just wanna go home." She was not holding wine. She was holding her phone. She was the only person I saw that night who looked afraid rather than inconvenienced.
That's the distinction. The rest of the ballroom did not look afraid. They looked interrupted. An active shooter at the WHCD is a logistical problem. The dinner was disrupted. The timeline was off. The after-party at the French Ambassador's residence would need to be rescheduled. These are contingency matters. Contingency matters have solutions. Fear is for people who attend events without security details.
I have produced eleven of these dinners. I have managed seating charts that require diplomatic-grade negotiations. I have handled comedians, cabinet secretaries, network anchors, and the editor of a major newspaper who once threatened to leave because his table was behind a column.
I have never, in eleven years, seen a guest leave a $76 bottle on the table during an evacuation. I have also never seen a guest check the label first. Both observations are consistent. The bottle is worth taking. The evacuation is worth surviving. The instinct is to do both simultaneously.
188 bottles placed. 41 recovered. 147 unaccounted for. One agent shot. Zero guests injured. Zero bottles broken.
A free press for a free people. The press is free. The wine was $76 a bottle. They took it anyway.

I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired.

The first thing I heard was not the gunfire. It was glass.

A champagne flute hit the… pic.twitter.com/Y8rEAdqROZ
— Peter Girnus 🦅 (@gothburz) April 27, 2026

The Atlantic: “Kash Patel has a drinking problem” pic.twitter.com/c6nWqiE9FI
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) April 26, 2026

there may be no perfect allegory for modern media, but in a pinch, i’ll take

“a woman with 30 grand worth of plastic surgery and wearing a sable coat stealing wine bottles off the table at a correspondent’s dinner right after the place got cleared out because someone tried to… pic.twitter.com/OzR2UmaoOh
— el gato malo (@boriquagato) April 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 Wouldn't you?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (Kt19C)

2 Vultures. Now you have a list of who not to invite next year.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (k9OZB)

3 This is who they are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (N1tpc)

4 Mmm, I've might have taken one myself.

However, it just proves that these "moral" journalists are anything but.

Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (G0vdT)

5 When the Bullets Stopped Flying, Alcoholic "Journalist" Karens Focused On What Really Matters, and Looted 147 Wine Bottles from the Venue —Disinformation Expert Ace

Well, that wine wasn't going to drink itself.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (A35Uv)

6
Reparations, for all they've suffered

Posted by: Auspex at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (DECkL)

7 Ai slop. You can tell.

Posted by: The Dog at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (XodLO)

8 I let the others know.

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (UjVxq)

9 TBF, Willamette Valley pinot is pretty darn goid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (xvhJH)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

11 It's called war profiteering.

They should be prosecuted!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (GLVez)

12 When the Bullets Stopped Flying, Alcoholic "Journalist" Karens Focused On What Really Matters, and Looted 147 Wine Bottles from the Venue

—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Micro-looting--fuck Trump!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e)

13 Gothburz was using an ai to put his statement together. Probably Claude

Posted by: The Dog at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (XodLO)

14 Why is the rum gone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (6WSTN)

15 No lobster for you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (6WSTN)

16 When you gonna let me get sober?
Let me alone, let me go home
Let me go back to start over

Ramblin' around this dirty old town
Singin' for nickels and dimes
Times getting tough, I ain't got enough
To buy a little bottle of wine...

Posted by: Tom Paxton at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (QP+6w)

17 And remember the first rule of micro-looting: It's not really bad if you don't feel bad about it--in fact a little justified about it!

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)

18 Hell, why not?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

19 17 And remember the first rule of micro-looting: It's not really bad if you don't feel bad about it--in fact a little justified about it!

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)

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"I'm doing this for the proletariat!"
-very bougie girl whose parents paid for her journalism degree and still pay her mortgage

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (GLVez)

20 The most important thing to a Karen McWinemom is the
wine fizzer. The kids come second...sometimes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (abIsI)

21 I was walking around look for a car!

Posted by: Hasan Piker at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

22 "i'll take a woman with 30 grand worth of plastic surgery and wearing a sable coat stealing wine bottles off the table at a correspondent's dinner"

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Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

23 A journalist write an article defending their actions in 3,2,1.

Synopsis: we didn’t want to let it go to waste.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (XD+PD)

24 I believe the dinner is put on by the correspondents association, so I think they paid for the wine.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 27, 2026 04:09 PM (FAj1O)

25 IF the bottles were already opened, I can see grabbing them as they are now "leftovers" and can't be used again.

But unopened, ~$100 bottles of wine? Yeah, these people are trash.

Bet they leave their shopping carts in the parking lot, too.

(Who am I kidding? They have someone do their shopping for them.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:09 PM (N1tpc)

26 188 bottles placed. 41 recovered. 147 unaccounted for. One agent shot. Zero guests injured. Zero bottles broken.

A free press for a free people. The press is free. The wine was $76 a bottle. They took it anyway.

Start charging $1,500 a head. That shit stops because they won't go to it again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

27 9 TBF, Willamette Valley pinot is pretty darn goid.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (xvhJH)

Concur.

The chugging by the bottle wine is Washington state's own H3. From the Horse Heaven Hills area of south central Washington. Not bad either if it's at least 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)

28 Wine Aunties need love, and free booze, too.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Dv3i1)

29 Where's my cut, bitches?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (0e5Te)

30 Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

You haven't seen women who act like that?

Yes, it was an exaggerated movement. Drama queens act like that all the time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (N1tpc)

31 These people sell their souls to write a narrative. Stealing wine when the opportunity presents itself is not surprising

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

32 It should have been boxes of Franzia wine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (6WSTN)

33 To be fair, they were closer to the shooting than David Hogg was to the school shooting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Best post on the entire incident, Ace! Thank you so much for this.

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (WlOvh)

35 F*** these "people".

They shouldn't even count as people.

They're drones.

And not even the cool ones that kill things.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (FpHTM)

36 32 It should have been boxes of Franzia wine.

That sounds gay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (abIsI)

37 The chugging by the bottle wine is Washington state's own H3. From the Horse Heaven Hills area of south central Washington. Not bad either if it's at least 3 years old.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
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Some pretty good wineries in the Gorge, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (xvhJH)

38 That second picture. . .oof. She's either the world's easiest lay or Althouse's sister.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (qRla/)

39 When the reschedule it, they should make it BYOB.

Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)

40
Old & Busted: Wine Moms.
New Hotness: Wine Palms.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (VdTX+)

41 The same people who laugh at Erika Kirk for being upset are the same people whose first instinct is to start looting wine before they are even truly sure of their own safety.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (33LJY)

42 What I cannot tell you is how 147 of those bottles left the building during an active shooter evacuation.
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*notes*
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Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir
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That's 78% shrinkage from winemom journalists.

They've graduated from micro-looting to looting just that fast.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)

43 Huge fight leading to guns drawn at this absolutely trashy wedding and reception I went to in WV. Nonetheless, there was a few halfway decent bottles of Chianti at the open bar (for some reason). Nicked one and dipped, drank it in my hotel room.

There are a lot of things for which I would look down on someone in attendance at that event. Swiping the wine is not one of them.

Just surprised they didn't try to serve that ridiculous Trump wine

Journalists are known for wearing fur coats as opposed to the Maga-royals. /s

I saw this article before and was wondering why it made the news. Who cares if someone took a bottle or two off the table when the event was effectively over?

If you consider the source, it’s merely yet another weak attempt to paint “fake news media” as thieving scoundrels because everyone knows journalists are “librul”.

They apparently had Wente Morning Fog Chardonnay and Columbia Crest Cab Sav from Horse Heaven Hills. They’re passable wines for under $10 but I just do not see a reason to take cheap wine home with me. I’ll drink it if that’s what is there for dinner, but it’s not worth carrying even to a room.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

44 You haven't seen women who act like that?

Yes, it was an exaggerated movement. Drama queens act like that all the time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (N1tpc)

She's already drunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)

45 Did you honestly ever see the journalism students in college? These are exactly the most cultured members of society. They pretend they are. They convince each other they are at these events. But most of them have trailer park manners, and pancake house taste.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (XD+PD)

46 Will this be enough for the Cloth Coat Republicans to admit the press is just trash?

Naw.

Posted by: lurk at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (h0JFh)

47 If bottles were designated for me specifically I would have grabbed one on the way out but they were designated for the table so no I'd would not have grabbed one.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (kxLc1)

48 That second picture. . .oof. She's either the world's easiest lay or Althouse's sister.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (qRla/)

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

49
Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.

It means she's already hammered. That's how drunks move. They're trying to avoid looking drunk, and always give themselves away.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Riz8t)

50 Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

I think that is her third bottle.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (wGerL)

51 50 Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

I think that is her third bottle.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (wGerL)

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So, she's got a while to go until she's done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (GLVez)

52 28 Wine Aunties need love, and free booze, too.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

In a past deep dive into online pRon world (for science) I found out Indian(dot) women are referred to as Aunties.

Now you know.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (abIsI)

53 Well, they had to drown their sorrows over the unsuccessful assassination somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

54

An Indiana State Senate candidate is accused of canvassing door-to-door in a Fishers neighborhood while being high on cocaine.

Andrew Dezelan of Fishers was arrested on Sunday night in Fishers after a resident reported him to police for soliciting. He is currently being held in Hamilton County Jail on preliminary charges of possession of cocaine, a Level 6 felony, and resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor.

https://t.ly/KQSXi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (Cqx++)

55 I’m taking this. I deserve it. I was just shot at.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (XD+PD)

56 It's why student loan forgiveness is such a dominant news item, it's just what journalists care about.

$300k in student loans and the make a penny per 1000 clicks on their article.

Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (s05ZN)

57 They believe Trump is evil and rotten, because if they were in his shoes, they'd be evil and rotten.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (vOtXJ)

58 Some pretty good wineries in the Gorge, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (xvhJH)

This!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (2WIwB)

59 That Redistricting is DoA apparently.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (6WSTN)

60 Ramblin' around this dirty old town
Singin' for nickels and dimes
Times getting tough, I ain't got enough
To buy a little bottle of wine...

Ah, Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs. Memories.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (qRla/)

61 The 3 idiots taking a selfie.........

"And here's when we were in the room, stealing wine after the 3rd Trump assassination attempt."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

62 The rest of the ballroom did not look afraid.

Why would he shoot us? We're on his side.

Posted by: The White House Press Assoc at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (ScG/9)

63 I love how that woman in the coat isn't even trying to be surreptitious about her looting.

She boldly and brazenly reaches out and plucks the bottles off the table.

I'm betting both those bottles were empty by midnight.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (gnNyN)

64 "Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that."

She didn't want to risk breaking any of those long fake nails.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (X5FXP)

65 Buncha drunks

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (GD2xa)

66 Isn't looting grounds for being shot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)

67 Don't get in-between the Left and gift bags offered at these Hollywood red carpet affairs.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (kxLc1)

68 No comments yet on the woman taking a selfie? Also floating around is video of woman 'journalist' reporting from underneath a table. Comment was something along the lines of "next time point your camera at what you are reporting on" instead of her own face. The over-credentialled and under-educated class is so narcissistic over so little to be narcissistic about.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)

69
We're two-fisted, hard-drinkin' journalists!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (aGM2t)

70 Didn't all these losers buy tickets for this event? I'm sure they weren't cheap. So they kinda paid for the wine.

To me, this isn't about stealing or anything shady so much as seeing how batshit crazy their minds work:

Easily-triggered leftwing hags with piles of money, but scared of everything, just survived an assassination attempt involving very scary very evil guns. The horror, the horror!

So what do these hags do? Get the fuck out of there? Nah. They sashay around taking wine bottles off tables -- but only the ones with the right labels!

Incredible

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

71 She's already drunk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)

That was my impression. Dat bish was shitfaced.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

72 I can't fault the press attendees too much here. If the Willamette pinot was produced by Argyle, I would've taken a few bottles myself.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (A/tlT)

73 When the reschedule it, they should make it BYOB.

Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)

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There won't be many women if they interpret that as Bring Your Own Boobs.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (VdTX+)

74 The woman chugging the wine- that is an actual photo and not AI?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (n3VHW)

75 He sounds testy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (diia5)

76 It wasn't even liquor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (6WSTN)

77 An Indiana State Senate candidate is accused of canvassing door-to-door in a Fishers neighborhood while being high on cocaine.
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Truth in advertising for once. He has my vote.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (Dv3i1)

78 Erika Kirk was the crying woman who wanted to go home after hearing gunshots. People were making fun of her for doing that, months after her husband was shot and murdered in public. The bastards.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (98kQX)

79
I suppose if the dinner is to be rescheduled, the stolen wine could have been used then. Put out Manischewitz next time. Sorry, folks, we had good wine purchased but somebody stole it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (azNOR)

80 Where are the Left calling for gun control after this assassination attempt?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)

81 "i'll take a woman with 30 grand worth of plastic surgery and wearing a sable coat stealing wine bottles off the table at a correspondent's dinner"

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Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

Sable coat ? How ecologically pure to support the fur trade,

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)

82 Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Kt19C)

83 Scumbag Leftists. They would steal the pennies off a dead MAGA’s eyes.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)

84 38 That second picture. . .oof. She's either the world's easiest lay or Althouse's sister.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

If she can suck that bottle dry, just imagine...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

85 The Atlantic: “Kash Patel has a drinking problem”

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LOL. Right on.

Professional hypocrites, that are hardly ever exposed because they hardly ever have to do anything other than talk. And we normally aren't witness to anything they do.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)

86 78 Erika Kirk was the crying woman who wanted to go home after hearing gunshots. People were making fun of her for doing that, months after her husband was shot and murdered in public. The bastards.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (98kQX)

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JP Sears, that redheaded guy who made almost funny videos making fun of the left for a while, went right after her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (GLVez)

87 D.C. already has no guns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (6WSTN)

88 We're two-fisted, hard-drinkin' journalists!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (aGM2t)

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Phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (VdTX+)

89 There won't be many women if they interpret that as Bring Your Own Boobs.
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I paid for them, I'm bringing them!

Posted by: Husbands of Fake Boob Ladies at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Dv3i1)

90 David Hogg survives another shooting.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (ScG/9)

91 If one s in the right group, doing something low rent makes one eccentric. Otherwise one is just a slob.

Posted by: RS at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (SuU/K)

92 BLM looters should be PISSED.

That's some serious cultural appropriation right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

93
We're two-fisted, hard-drinkin' journalists!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

All the reporters used to hang out in a certain bar in the old movies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Cqx++)

94 he woman chugging the wine- that is an actual photo and not AI?
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I know its hard to imagine, but some women will drink wine right out of the bottle like that.

Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (anL5R)

95 Where are the Left calling for gun control after this assassination attempt?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)
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More are calling for target practice.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

96 Put out Manischewitz next time.
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*shudder*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)

97 This is as bad as the nazis harvesting gold fillings from prisoners they murdered during the holocaust that didn't happen.

People are fucked up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Fbc0I)

98 Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM

It's very odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (n3VHW)

99 The Atlantic: “Kash Patel has a drinking problem”

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It's projection all the way down with these asshats.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (VdTX+)

100 Not only retarded women, but trashy.

At a funeral they probably steal roses right off the coffin.

When he mentioned how expensive the banners were I figured someone stole those as well.

The weeping woman he refers to was Erika Kirk.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (WONhk)

101 2 Buck Chuck is too good for these wastrels.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Cif43)

102 96 Put out Manischewitz next time.
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*shudder*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)

Mad Dog 20-20.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)

103 75 He sounds testy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Brian Stelter sounds "zesty", as the kids say.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

104 Edomite Wine is too sweet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (6WSTN)

105
JP Sears, that redheaded guy who made almost funny videos making fun of the left for a while, went right after her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (GLVez)

He's bought and paid for now too?

Damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

106 All the reporters used to hang out in a certain bar in the old movies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Cqx++)
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Fun fact: All those aliens in the Mos Eisley Cantina from Star Wars were reporters for Galactic Times.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (gnNyN)

107
Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

Sable coat ? How ecologically pure to support the fur trade,
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Her dress was slit up the side to her hip. She's not one to be shy about what she deserves...

Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)

108 101 2 Buck Chuck is too good for these wastrels.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Cif43)

It's 4 dollars now

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (ZGBUU)

109 Put out Manischewitz next time.
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*shudder*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)

Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar

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Night Train.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (xvhJH)

110 When exactly did "conspicuously drinking wine in public" become the entire personality of liberal women? It's kinda gross, tbh.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (2ocoG)

111 Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir
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That's 78% shrinkage from winemom journalists.

They've graduated from micro-looting to looting just that fast.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)

To be fair, male journalists were also looting (see the "inside the suit coat) - they were just more sneaky about it...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)

112 105 He's bought and paid for now too?

Damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

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He's getting divorced and the elongated process seems tied to him being steadily unhinged. I think it started with him going all in on the Epstein stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (GLVez)

113 Where are the Left calling for gun control after this assassination attempt?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)
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The only time it's not the gun's fault is when Republicans are shot at.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

114
The next banquet will be dry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)

115 I felt horrible for Erika Kirk. It made me want to run over Gigantic Nostrils.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (XD+PD)

116
Where are the Left calling for gun control after this assassination attempt?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)

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Shouldn't we be calling for Prohibition?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)

117 The chugging by the bottle wine is Washington state's own H3. From the Horse Heaven Hills area of south central Washington. Not bad either if it's at least 3 years old.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
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Some pretty good wineries in the Gorge, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (xvhJH)

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a winery here in the Willamette Valley. Why someone would swing a dead cat is beyond me though.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (tYGL3)

118 Look we have Leftists in New York bragging about being shoplifting thiefs. What surprises anyone about this?

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Gqar8)

119 Next time they need to have box wine on the table and serve McDonald's for dinner.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (kxLc1)

120 The next banquet will be dry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
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Shades of "Lemonade Lucy" Hayes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (xvhJH)

121 A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one.

She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.

That woman is . . . a steely-eyed, box wine gal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (wVcYX)

122 Erika Kirk was the crying woman who wanted to go home after hearing gunshots. People were making fun of her for doing that, months after her husband was shot and murdered in public. The bastards.

AND the same people mocking her will tell you they are traumatized because something did use their tranny pronouns or called an illegal alien and illegal alien

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

123
Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal

Night Train.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Champipple

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Cqx++)

124
He's getting divorced and the elongated process seems tied to him being steadily unhinged. I think it started with him going all in on the Epstein stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (GLVez)

Yeah, sometimes divorce can f*ck with you, I guess. Don't know, but my mom did go off the deep end during their divorce, so it tracks.

Not that I ever found JP all that entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Shouldn't we be calling for Prohibition?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
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Yes, there ought to be a law against being Republican!

Posted by: Democrats at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

126 115 I felt horrible for Erika Kirk. It made me want to run over Gigantic Nostrils.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (XD+PD)

I've read she had to get extra security because of all the death threats... What a sick world

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (ZGBUU)

127 I can't fault the press attendees too much here. If the Willamette pinot was produced by Argyle, I would've taken a few bottles myself.

I'd happily see all those nickefuckers in hell, but if I had to rush out of an event where I'd been drinking, the glass or bottle would be coming right along with me.

Of course, I am a professional alcoholic, so don't try this at home, kids.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (qRla/)

128 So the left's argument is mostly "this was staged!"

Does that mean all these FNM reporters using the opportunity to steal wine were also "in on it"?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

129
Hope they remembered to add wood alcohol to each bottle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (aGM2t)

130
It was OUR banquet dinner. Better us than the illegal servers taking it home and drinking it with their tacos.

Posted by: -MSM privilege at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (IifOV)

131 The Left messed up a bit here. Cole Allen isn't the dreamy heartthrob Leftists like to celebrate.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

132 If you’re gonna come after me for not using your pronouns, make sure your dental insurance is up to date.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (XD+PD)

133 Case syrah? Syrah!

Posted by: Wine Karen at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (KOp5h)

134 This is pretty perfect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

135 Leftie journalists might have to hire somebody to interrupt the next WHCD.

Cause...more free wine.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)

136 That x accoubt - it sleays writes kinda weird. Is it an AI account?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (re0Ak)

137 Cole needs a middle name.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)

138 109 Put out Manischewitz next time.
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*shudder*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)

Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar
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Night Train.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

MY TIME IS NOW!!! I come with a brown paper bag, for your convenience!

Posted by: Thunderbird at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (sAmhv)

139 The next banquet will be dry.

Or end with mandatory breathalyzers.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (ScG/9)

140 When the Bullets Stopped Flying, Alcoholic "Journalist" Karens Focused On What Really Matters, and Looted 147 Wine Bottles from the Venue

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classless drunks!!

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (GD0B3)

141 I've read she [Erika Kirk] had to get extra security because of all the death threats... What a sick world

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (ZGBUU)

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And that was just for the death threats from Cavernous Orifices alone!

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (VdTX+)

142 "A woman near the service entrance was crying. She said "I just wanna go home." She was not holding wine. She was holding her phone. She was the only person I saw that night who looked afraid rather than inconvenienced."

That woman was Erika Kirk

Posted by: Jose at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (V6W16)

143 Something something D-Lamp mumble grumble.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)

144 It was OUR banquet dinner. Better us than the illegal servers taking it home and drinking it with their tacos.
Posted by: -MSM privilege
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I laugh snorted...

Posted by: Funny because true at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (anL5R)

145 Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

Or she's already drunk.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (QaH55)

146 And these low-class losers look down on the rest of America while they're pilfering bottles of wine like teenagers who found the key to dad's liquor cabinet.

They're the kind of people who stay for the wedding reception only if it's an open bar.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (tUP1A)

147 Buncha drunks
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Went to see the Adam West Batman movie in college. (They were always showing old movies somewhere on the Michigan campus in the 80s.) Batman is trying to dispose of a humorously big bomb with a lit fuse by throwing it off a boat into the water, but everywhere he looks there's someone there (including a family of ducks), so he can't throw the bomb. ("Somedays you just can't rid of a bomb," he remarks, drily.) One of the parties that he doesn't want to drop the bomb on is a bunch of guys sitting on a pier drinking.

Robin says to Batman something like, "Why do care what happens to them? They're just a bunch of dirty drunks!"

"Yes, they're drunks," Batman responds. "But they're also human beings."

The whole auditorium of drunk college kids responded in applause and shouts of "All right, Batman!"

Good times.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

148 I'm glad to see our media masters have their priorities straight.

Save the booze. Denigrate Trump and his supporters.

Got it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (jehhT)

149 115 I felt horrible for Erika Kirk. It made me want to run over Gigantic Nostrils.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (XD+PD)

I've read she had to get extra security because of all the death threats... What a sick world
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (ZGBUU)

No idea why she thought going to a press event was smart for her to do, every one there is a monster. Get invites to the Trumps, or Vances or something instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)

150
It's on par with those videos of people going to all-you-can-eat buffets and shoveling stuff into to-go containers. Except those are likely staged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (aGM2t)

151 I went to a 24/7 strip club in AZ that was a BYOB establishment. You couldn't take a break outside unless you were leaving. Maybe that's on the ticket next time.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (Fbc0I)

152 Its almost as if the room was half full of Mallory Archers.

Posted by: Funny because true at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (anL5R)

153 That x accoubt - it sleays writes kinda weird. Is it an AI account?

El Gato Malo? No, his substack is like that too. He fancies himself e.e. cummings.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (2ocoG)

154 It was OUR banquet dinner. Better us than the illegal servers taking it home and drinking it with their tacos.

Posted by: -MSM privilege at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (IifOV)

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"You said 'TACO!' Drink!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (VdTX+)

155 Cole needs a middle name.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)
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"Fuckwit" seems fitting.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

156 These bottles needed to be saved from senseless gun violence !!!

🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (GD0B3)

157
No idea why she thought going to a press event was smart for her to do, every one there is a monster. Get invites to the Trumps, or Vances or something instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)

She was there with TPUSA

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (ZGBUU)

158 131 The Left messed up a bit here. Cole Allen isn't the dreamy heartthrob Leftists like to celebrate.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

Too black to be a dreamy heartthrob.

Too white to be a dindu nuffin.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (iXqHn)

159 137 Cole needs a middle name.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM

Let's go with Tomas.

Posted by: Gotta have three at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (2Ez/1)

160 They should wear overcoats next time. Big pockets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (6WSTN)

161 155 Cole needs a middle name.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)

It's Tomas from what I've read

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (ZGBUU)

162 Her dress was slit up the side to her hip. She's not one to be shy about what she deserves...
Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)

These presstitutes are all public figures. Somebody knows who this bitch is. Name her and shame her!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (utfVc)

163 No idea why she thought going to a press event was smart for her to do, every one there is a monster. Get invites to the Trumps, or Vances or something instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)

She was there with TPUSA
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (ZGBUU)

They shouldn't be there either. The MSM is their enemy.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

164 The next banquet will be dry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)

BYOB!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)

165 a woman with 30 grand worth of plastic surgery and wearing a sable coat

Do we know who this bint is? I've been trying to find out since yesterday.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (gtcuf)

166 What's a little micro-looting?

I think actors and media folk will start being catagorized below who-ers soon enough. It will be deserved. What was not deserved was the acclaim in the first place.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (cS1cw)

167 Last night, another instance of Trump tearing off the masks. Journalist - petty thieves, on film.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (Gqar8)

168 I'm going into the same job field as the shooter: Part-time SAT tutor.

But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

169 Last night, another instance of Trump tearing off the masks. Journalist - petty thieves, on film.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (Gqar

Not fair to petty thieves, some of whom love their moms.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)

170 And these low-class losers look down on the rest of America while they're pilfering bottles of wine like teenagers who found the key to dad's liquor cabinet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (tUP1A)
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They are main characters, you marginal character.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)

171 "I thought those bottles were party favors!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)

172 "Post

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Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (tOcjL)

173
Not fair to petty thieves, some of whom love their moms.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)

So, now it's a Johnny Dangerously thread?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

174 But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
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You could team up with Weasel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (xvhJH)

175 If Allen dies in prison, you'll know how serious Trump was about his ballroom.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)

176 "We were going to give these bottles to the homeless!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)

177 Damn, I gotta get a ticket to the next one of these...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (ScG/9)

178 Not surprised looting the Republic the wine was another target to grab.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Ia/+0)

179 @paulsperry_
DEVELOPING: Federal investigators are looking into a possible connection between arrested would-be Trump assassin Cole Tomas Allen and Stacey Abrams' Fair Fight Action, as well as the radical Black Lives Matter ... developing ...
1:09 PM · Apr 27, 2026
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Nope. Can't be. This was a lone wolf that had no assistance from anyone, at any time. Stop spreading lies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

180 I'm going into the same job field as the shooter: Part-time SAT tutor.

But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

Wonder if he was doing what those companies who got busted taking the test for C list actresses kids to get into good Cal schools on strange scholarships.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (8avO+)

181 155 Cole needs a middle name.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)
It's Tomas from what I've read

It's Tiger...Like Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!

Posted by: NBC Sports, shill for Tiger Woods at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (QP+6w)

182 They should wear overcoats next time. Big pockets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (6WSTN)

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That might even prompt a naked- and diaperless-underneath F. Joe Sundowner to show up.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (VdTX+)

183 Next dinner they should get water only

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Ia/+0)

184 "I went to the WHCD and all I got was this $78 bottle of wine!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

185 I like Cole Alan Allen.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (cS1cw)

186
I seen stuff, man. Innocent bottles of cab gunned down. We waded through it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)

187 They will dream of ugly people and wake up with a bad head.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (LHPAg)

188 Her dress was slit up the side to her hip.

Judging by what I see from Hollywood starlets this is the in look.

And apparently without wearing anything underneath.

So turns out the future is not metallic colored jumpsuits...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

189 Something something D-Lamp mumble grumble.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)

**fist bump**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (qRla/)

190 WH “FREE” PRESS STEALS $14k IN WINE.

PRICELESS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (4KUe5)

191 Seems unprofessional to serve alcohol.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)

192 keep in mind the timing of this. evac occured about 1 hour after the majority of guests arrived. professonal drinkers know , this is one of the few events of the year you actually pre-plan a designated driver/ride, with the intent to tie-one-on.
1 hour(2-3 drinks in) beginning a nice drinking buzz , must of been a major bummer to have the bar closed at that point. the drinking pros are now only focused on thier next drink. so yea, its easy spot the pros who are now tipping the bottle and stashing them for the trip to the next -open- bar.

Posted by: professional drinker at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (VrDSx)

193 I went to the WHCD and all I got was this $78 bottle of wine!"
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A got a ton of upskirt photos!!!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (anL5R)

194 Would I have grabbed a bottle or two on my way out?
Damned right.

Will I also make fun of the press fags for doing that?
Damned right.

It's called "consistency" 'cause I don't pretend something I'm not.
And I'd push the cork down and chug it in my room like a true alcoholic.
Cause I won't never have a corkscrew in my luggage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (tUP1A)

195 For what it's worth, this is what Fox News WH correspondent Jacqui Heinrich has to say about Peter Girnus:

This lunatic isn’t “senior coordinating producer” of anything, much less anything related to the WHCA. No part of this is true - including the timing of events he couldn’t even manage to get right in fabricating this BS

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (CNl8/)

196 Instead of a doggie bag, they took home a doggie bottle.

They needed something for their disappointment ... of Trump NOT being shot (again).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (vbXSk)

197 190 WH “FREE” PRESS STEALS $14k IN WINE.

PRICELESS

It's funny because the word "free" has two different meanings.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (gtcuf)

198 179 @paulsperry_
DEVELOPING: Federal investigators are looking into a possible connection between arrested would-be Trump assassin Cole Tomas Allen and Stacey Abrams' Fair Fight Action, as well as the radical Black Lives Matter ... developing ...
1:09 PM · Apr 27, 2026
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Nope. Can't be. This was a lone wolf that had no assistance from anyone, at any time. Stop spreading lies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Looking into it is not always finding it...but they are gonna at least look...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

199 ==
A got a ton of upskirt photos!!!
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (anL5R)/i]

You're the guy that wears mirrors on the tops of your shoes, aren't you.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Something something what do you expect at “nerd prom,” huh?

I’m sorry it wasn’t swimming in celebrity guests like it used to be.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (4KUe5)

201 "191 Seems unprofessional to serve alcohol."

Always professional.

Posted by: Barefoot hack Carpenter at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (cS1cw)

202 What's a little micro-looting?

I think actors and media folk will start being catagorized below who-ers soon enough. It will be deserved. What was not deserved was the acclaim in the first place.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (cS1cw)

it is traditional.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)

203 Why not name the thieves, then?

There are two on camera in the video, one blonde taking a selfie, one blonde grasping at the bottles, fingers splayed open like she doesn’t want to risk breaking a nail.

Then there’s the photo of the brunette downing a full bottle like she’s sucking down water after a long jog in the summer.

Name then, shame them, like they’d all do if there was an (R) after their name.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (6ydKt)

204 I'm 1,600 meters from the people I know.
I might be in the studio all day
But I've been sweeping out
a rowhouse in SE D.C.
But it's alright, 'close to midnight
And I got two more free bottles of wine

WHCD attendee

Posted by: Count Delbert McClinton de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (wVcYX)

205
Looking into it is not always finding it...but they are gonna at least look...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

Nope. Not required. I've been told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Seems unprofessional to serve alcohol.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)
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I imagine it's the only way to get through an otherwise unbearable evening.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (gnNyN)

207 191 Seems unprofessional to serve alcohol.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)

Professional would be making them do PT under the angriest drill sergeant they can find.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (iXqHn)

208 Quite an upgrade from boxed wine.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)

209 I seen stuff, man. Innocent bottles of cab gunned down. We waded through it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)

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Brian Williamson, is that you?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (VdTX+)

210 Did the Journalists loot anything else ?? Silverware ? Tablecloths ??

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (GD0B3)

211 Make them do like every other damn company function and give them 2 drink tickets and make them tip the bartenders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Looking into it is not always finding it...but they are gonna at least look...
_____

They should announce they are looking into possible connections between the shooter and the truck stop glory holes that Obama is also known to frequent.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (Dv3i1)

213 Brian Williamson, is that you?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (VdTX+)

214 Crowder pointed out that Purple Dress is literally doing the "object-selfie" meme.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (gtcuf)

215 D-Lamp. Wonder whatever became of him?

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)

216 Did the Journalists loot anything else ?? Silverware ? Tablecloths ??
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (GD0B3)
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Count the spoons.

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (gnNyN)

217 Brian Williamson, is that you?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (VdTX+)

Lol. SAVED by a clever edit!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

218 "Those wine bottles were the only means of self defense left!!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (GD0B3)

219 Did Stacy Abram’s return the $2 billion grant the Biden administration gave her quickly founded NGO right before he left office?

Trump has done much to cut off their funds, but there’s got to be a lot still out there yet to be spent.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (4KUe5)

220 209 I seen stuff, man. Innocent bottles of cab gunned down. We waded through it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)

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Brian Williamson, is that you?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (VdTX+)
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He had to run through a mine field of broken glass while barefoot, like John McClane.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (cWLG3)

221 What I thought was hilarious about the WH press conference on Saturday was that the press corps was asking Trump about what happened during the assassination attempt at the Hilton - they were there in the same room as Trump! Couldn't they simply report it as eyewitnesses?

Such a useless profession.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (/C5Hg)

222
I imagine it's the only way to get through an otherwise unbearable evening.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (gnNyN)

__________

I imagine it's the only way to get through an evening with otherwise unbearable people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (aGM2t)

223 Seems unprofessional to serve alcohol.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)
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I imagine it's the only way to get through an otherwise unbearable evening.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (gnNyN)

Nothing makes the *press* show up but vanity.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)

224 The winos remind me of the time a few years ago when I bought my spouse and kids a pizza at a game convention while they were playing a game. So, I left it for them to grab.

Well, apparently, doing so and saying it out loud (whose it was) did not deter male overweight gamers from taking all the slices but one. Why they left one, I have no idea.

So, now I don't buy the pizza during a convention. The kids and spouse come back to our hotel room if they want lunch.

I thought what chutzpah then...but I guess a $25 pizza (XL convention prices) is nothing to $14K in wine...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (tOcjL)

225 Google is calling it a disturbance.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)

226 I seen stuff, man. Innocent bottles of cab gunned down. We waded through it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)
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Near the Tannhäuser Gate?

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

227 Did the Journalists loot anything else ?? Silverware ? Tablecloths ??

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (GD0B3)

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Lampshades?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (VdTX+)

228 "I only borrowed those wine bottles! I wasn't going to keep them!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)

229 The blonde looked a little like Jane Skinner.

Naw, couldn't be.

Posted by: She stayed at home for the draft at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (anL5R)

230 Willamette Valley pinot noir
I negotiated it down from $89 to $76

Holy fooook! I'm pretty sure I can buy Willamette Valley pinot noir at Kroger for about $30 a bottle. I don't know for certain, because I usually buy $8-12 bottles of anything. But I'm fairly positive Kroger carries Willamette Valley and it isn't the one locked behind glass (which it would be if it was $80+ a bottle).

Heck, yeah, I'd take a souvenir bottle of wine, too!

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (fK5DA)

231 So, these who have written 10,000 stories about how hard it is for Americans to make ends meet under Trump, fete themselves on $90 bottles of wine.

The same people who told us a year ago that $8 for a dozen eggs was an indictment of the cruelty of Trump, don't even blink at paying $80 for a bottle of wine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (tUP1A)

232 Google is calling it a disturbance.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)
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I sensed a disturbance in the farce.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (Fi81e)

233 The wine is nothing. It's the casual way everybody reacted to events, no big deal, a subway outage or something. Not that they use the subway much.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (sl73Y)

234 225 Google is calling it a disturbance.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)

So if he succeeded in killing Trump would they call it a public service ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (ZGBUU)

235
Ebay Listing # 67833081010

Wine Bottle from WHCD Trump shooting!
This wine bottle saw history.

Buy it now: $50,000

Posted by: Wine Bottle saw History at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (IifOV)

236 195. Jacqui Heinrich is the president elect of the WHCA and was seated next to Vance. She’s in the red sparkly dress on the floor at Vance’s feet as he was being dragged out of his chair. I’m guessing he was not going to leave a woman in that circumstance until SS said you’re moving.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (Wl0YX)

237 "I collected those wine bottles, in case FBI needed evidence!!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

238 Someone is saying the writer didn’t actually organize the event?

Whatever, it’s “truth,” so it’s all good.
That’s the standard now, right, MSM?
If something is not technically true it can still be taken as true because it could have happened blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (4KUe5)

239 Lincoln witnessed a disturbance at Ford's theatre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)

240 Google is calling it a disturbance.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)

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"Some people did some things."

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (VdTX+)

241 Susan Crabtree (RCP) reports that Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles, is pushing back AGAINST reforms in the Secret Service that Christie Noem wanted to implement. I would have expected Susie to be quite the opposite, take full charge of protecting her boss

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (+5Sz0)

242 That’s “truthy”

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (4KUe5)

243 Then there’s the photo of the brunette downing a full bottle like she’s sucking down water after a long jog in the summer.

She has practiced the art of relaxing and opening her throat for unimpeded passage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)

244 92 BLM looters should be PISSED.

That's some serious cultural appropriation right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

BLM? Pikers.

Posted by: National Press Club at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (ynpvh)

245
Next banquet it's 2 buck Chuck from Trader Joes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (IifOV)

246 D-Lamp. Wonder whatever became of him?

Banned, I think. Don't really know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qRla/)

247 A woman near the service entrance was crying. She said "I just wanna go home." She was not holding wine. She was holding her phone.

That would be Erica Kirk.

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (fK5DA)

248 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Sommeliers on fire off the shoulder of Taylor Lorenz. I watched corkscrews glitter in the dark near the DC Hilton. All those moments will be lost in time, like pinot in rain. Time to die.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (xvhJH)

249 The winos remind me of the time a few years ago when I bought my spouse and kids a pizza at a game convention while they were playing a game. So, I left it for them to grab.

Well, apparently, doing so and saying it out loud (whose it was) did not deter male overweight gamers from taking all the slices but one. Why they left one, I have no idea.

So, now I don't buy the pizza during a convention. The kids and spouse come back to our hotel room if they want lunch.

I thought what chutzpah then...but I guess a $25 pizza (XL convention prices) is nothing to $14K in wine...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (tOcjL)

Was at a trendy place in Chicago that sat people on benches and after I ordered, three couples sat at the table and were chatting. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

250
She has practiced the art of relaxing and opening her throat for unimpeded passage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)

That is, how you say.......Hot.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

251 13 Gothburz was using an ai to put his statement together. Probably Claude
Posted by: The Dog at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (XodLO)

I have noticed that, suddenly, many random people are all writing with the same distinctive voice. On the one hand, it's a good, punchy style; on the other hand, it's distractingly same-y after the first few. On the gripping hand, most people are simply not equipped to write effectively on their own power, so instead of smothering their natural voice, it may be seen a similar kind of empowerment as image gen for people who can't draw.

Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Sy6m/)

252 >>Posted by: Count Delbert McClinton de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM

Love your work.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (98kQX)

253 Vile leftist turds!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (7TE3q)

254 I’m sure the White House correspondence association is a 501(c)(3). I find it revolting that they don’t have an issue with paying $76 for a bottle of wine for their events. I’ll probably $60 for a plate of rubber chicken and mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Wl0YX)

255 I hope more photos and videos surface of the petty thieves.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (+5Sz0)

256 Lincoln witnessed a disturbance at Ford's theatre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
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The gunshot was so loud that some sitting near him couldn't enjoy the play.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

257 I see nothing wrong serving alcohol at a dinner
But seems someone ruined it so next time nothing

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

258 She has practiced the art of relaxing and opening her throat for unimpeded passage.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)

She ought to be popular at parties, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (utfVc)

259 246 D-Lamp. Wonder whatever became of him?

Banned, I think. Don't really know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qRla/)

Ah. Interesting comments, back in the day. Had a number of them, long gone now.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

260 Susan Crabtree (RCP) reports that Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles, is pushing back AGAINST reforms in the Secret Service that Christie Noem wanted to implement. I would have expected Susie to be quite the opposite, take full charge of protecting her boss
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (+5Sz0)

what are the reforms?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

261 Also, that ballroom doesn't look evacuated. It looks almost like it was before most people showed up.

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (fK5DA)

262 Was at a trendy place in Chicago that sat people on benches and after I ordered, three couples sat at the table and were chatting. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

Did you call them assholes? I would've called them assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Was at a trendy place in Chicago that sat people on benches and after I ordered, three couples sat at the table and were chatting. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

OMG...I'd have had the waiter move it to their check...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)

264 Someone is saying the writer didn’t actually organize the event?

Whatever, it’s “truth,” so it’s all good.
That’s the standard now, right, MSM?
If something is not technically true it can still be taken as true because it could have happened blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (4KUe5)

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What did El Rushbo used to say in frequently mocking The MDM-MSM and Left (BIRM): that it was "the seriousness of the charge" that justified investigation and media attention, even when evidence was lacking and it ultimately turned out to be false.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:44 PM (VdTX+)

265 Vile leftist turds!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (7TE3q)

Do they come any other way?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

266 263 Was at a trendy place in Chicago that sat people on benches and after I ordered, three couples sat at the table and were chatting. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

OMG...I'd have had the waiter move it to their check...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)

Well, Chicago. Lucky he was not robbed and murdered.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)

267 So, these who have written 10,000 stories about how hard it is for Americans to make ends meet under Trump, fete themselves on $90 bottles of wine.

The same people who told us a year ago that $8 for a dozen eggs was an indictment of the cruelty of Trump, don't even blink at paying $80 for a bottle of wine.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (tUP1A)

Somebody else bought the wine, not them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)

268 Titanium walls for the ballroom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (6WSTN)

269 Ah yes, “the seriousness of the charge!”
Forgotten that one!!
Thanks

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (4KUe5)

270 OMG...I'd have had the waiter move it to their check...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)

I'd have just walked out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (utfVc)

271 @195 You're absolutely correct. Peter Girnus didn't produce the WHCA dinner, just like he's not CEO of the Obama Foundation, or the Chief AI Transformation Officer, or any number of other things he's claimed on X. He's a troll. A funny troll, but a troll nonetheless. It's not like he doesn't try to hide it either, just go to his X feed and read his posts. You can see his substack here: https://gothburz.substack.com/

Posted by: ARLDN at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (15Ksv)

272 Waiter, there's buckshot in my wine.

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (gtcuf)

273
Brian Stelter was seen stuffing bread rolls and and dinner mints into his pants before rolling out into the foyer.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (IifOV)

274 $90 A bottle? You'd go bankrupt before you caught a buzz.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (6WSTN)

275
I'd have just walked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (utfVc)

If I didn't already have a tab open, that would be the best course of action.

Find a hole in the wall and get yourself a greasy burger and beer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Somebody else bought the wine, not them.
==
In fairness, I expect they pay dues to belong to the association. Which, likely are paid by their employers. So, they probably feel like they paid for it, which they did not. Their employers did. But they feel like they are entitled to drink it because it was intended for them. Although probably not two bottles each . . .

Journalistic ethos everybody *claps*

Posted by: She stayed at home for the draft at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (anL5R)

277 If you want a new example of how petty and small the left is:

They're currently pissing and moaning about Trump sealing the Reflection Pool with "American Flag" blue swimming pool style sealant.

See, Trump was supposed to spend $100+ million and years to bribe, er "fix" it per the bids under Biden.

Instead, he spent $3 million and it's almost done.

They're like really, really pissed about it for some reason. Lots of "trashy" and "won't last forever" BS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (tUP1A)

278 I’ve seen people explain that they paid for a ticket so the wine theft is justified.

Ok, imagine it was, say, Hegseth’s wife or Kash Patel’s girlfriend behaving this way and tell me what the social media response would be.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (4KUe5)

279 Lincoln witnessed a disturbance at Ford's theatre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
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The gunshot was so loud that some sitting near him couldn't enjoy the play.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

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Lincoln would have never been shot if there was a ban on audience noise during the play.

/Too bad they didn't have "Jazz Hands" back then ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (VdTX+)

280 Good thing we can trust their honest news coverage...

Be honest,

Would anyone here shed a single tear if one of these journos got perforated?

I certainly wouldn't

Not sorry

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (NabOy)

281 "In case of emergency loot wine!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)

282 257 I see nothing wrong serving alcohol at a dinner
But seems someone ruined it so next time nothing

next time they should get the caterer that did the fyre festival

Posted by: anachronda at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (oY6Yp)

283 Saw this guy on Youtube that illustrated a real danger to AI is that it can make stupid ideas seem polished and smart.

This guy thought of this invention of an AI-integrated unit that you could attach to a kitchen counter and it would detect your cat trying to jump onto the counter and spray it with water.

The AI told him that that field was not oversaturated and there was a chance to make some money there. And then he and the AI worked up all the material for the pitch.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

284
Well, to be fair.

They took the bottles of fine wine to trade in at the liquor store for box wine at a barter of ten boxes per bottle.

With Box Wine AWFLs, it's quantity not quality that counts.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)

285 "In case of emergency loot wine!"
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)
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Don't panic.
Loot wine.
Know where your towel is at.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

286 I read that the quoted cost for fixing the reflection pool was $300 million.

They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (4KUe5)

287 Lincoln witnessed a disturbance at Ford's theatre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)

It crossed his mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

288 Brian Stelter was seen stuffing bread rolls and and dinner mints into his pants before rolling out into the foyer.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (IifOV)

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Wait, he was wearing pants?

https://is.gd/QMXY6H

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (VdTX+)

289 278 I’ve seen people explain that they paid for a ticket so the wine theft is justified.

i was gonna drink it, anyway

Posted by: people at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (oY6Yp)

290 246 D-Lamp. Wonder whatever became of him?

Banned, I think. Don't really know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qRla/)

*pours one out for D-Lamp*

Posted by: A prophet without honor in his own hometown at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (TbWk/)

291 Hear me out: Crime scene, evidence stolen, charges forthcoming.

Sure it's partial bullshit. It's not even close 34 felonies level though, I'm OK with it.

Posted by: Barefoot hack Carpenter at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (cS1cw)

292 Brian Stelter was seen stuffing bread rolls and and dinner mints into his pants before rolling out into the foyer.

Stuffing a crescent roll into his pants would be more The Tater's speed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (qRla/)

293 Ok, imagine it was, say, Hegseth’s wife or Kash Patel’s girlfriend behaving this way and tell me what the social media response would be.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (4KUe5)

"With those two dudes in the building, it's amazing there was any wine left to steal!"

- - - - - White House Presstitutes

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Lincoln witnessed a disturbance at Ford's theatre.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)

It crossed his mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

------------

* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (VdTX+)

295 Souvenirs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (6WSTN)

296 Journalists finally do something in accordance with the Moron lifestyle, and here we are roasting them.

Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (VXmaX)

297 Wait, he was wearing pants?

https://is.gd/QMXY6H
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (VdTX+)

*opportunity missed for an Akbar sock

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

298 270 OMG...I'd have had the waiter move it to their check...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)

I'd have just walked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (utfVc)

That would have been my 2nd action.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (tOcjL)

299 I wish we had a name for the woman drinking straight out of the bottle

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (y/b50)

300 I'm surprised the WHCA would let Peter Girnus 🦅
@gothburz be a coordinator of their big event based on his bio, and the eagle avatar but the tweet sure reads like he is the organizer. He seems pretty pissed about the press attendees taking the unopened wine bottles as they evacuated.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (MtDg7)

301 Also, that ballroom doesn't look evacuated. It looks almost like it was before most people showed up.

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (fK5DA)
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The media knows they aren't the target. They're completely comfortable with one man being hunted in DC, as long as they know it's not them.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)

302 Loot the wine
Grab that girl

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

303 Souvenirs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (6WSTN)

Silicone.

Posted by: Mammaries are made of this at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (utfVc)

304 The entire internet hasn't been able to identify either Purple Dress or Sable Coat.

Are they even presstitutes?

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (gtcuf)

305 I wish we had a name for the woman drinking straight out of the bottle
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (y/b50)
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"Whore" will work in a pinch.

Posted by: That Guy at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

306 Alcoholic "Journalist" Karens Focused On What Really Matters, and Looted 147 Wine Bottles from the Venue
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I guess this is what a fluid situation looks like to them.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (2bFN5)

307 Be polite.
Be professional.
In the event of a disturbance, have a plan to loot the dinner wine.

Posted by: WHCD Association Motto at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (wVcYX)

308 Don't any of you badmouth Rio Linda again.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (YlWIZ)

309 She may work for the Atlantic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (6WSTN)

310 299 I wish we had a name for the woman drinking straight out of the bottle
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM
+++

Slut.

Posted by: I'll start the bidding at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (2Ez/1)

311 In fairness, I would have grabbed a bottle myself after the excitment.

What happened to all the lobsters and prime rib? Did it go to a homeless shelter or something?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (sAPEi)

312 289 278 I’ve seen people explain that they paid for a ticket so the wine theft is justified.

i was gonna drink it, anyway
Posted by: people at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM

If they have another dinner won't they have to pay for the food again and the wine unless the wineries donated the wine?

This tells me they were all liquored up already and didn't want to stop the party even though there was an attempted assassination.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (CDM31)

313 I read that the quoted cost for fixing the reflection pool was $300 million.

They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (4KUe5)
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Trump will not get away with his illegal reflection pool fixing!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

314 Don't any of you badmouth Rio Linda again.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (YlWIZ)

Is that the island off the coast of Drambuie?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

315 I read that the quoted cost for fixing the reflection pool was $300 million.

They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
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Yeah, I don't get it.
I guess he's supposed to replace the granite--that fails and leaks--with new granite--that will fail and leak.

And none of them discuss that it's a fetid, algae-choked miasma where you can't see the bottom.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tUP1A)

316 Was at a trendy place in Chicago that sat people on benches and after I ordered, three couples sat at the table and were chatting. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

We cut down our cherry trees in the front yard because people would walk onto the property and eat all the cherries. We ran off one woman who had a bucket with her.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tYGL3)

317 286 I read that the quoted cost for fixing the reflection pool was $300 million.

They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (4KU

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It's a different kind of Mafia of running the grift now. Staffed by Washington insiders and plenty of lawyers

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (hMCYe)

318 "the seriousness of the charge" that justified investigation and media attention,
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Perspectives on Alan Dershowitz vary, but the man makes insightful comments from time to time, sarcastically:

"A crime so heinous that even innocence is no excuse"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (XeU6L)

319 The same people who laugh at Erika Kirk for being upset are the same people whose first instinct is to start looting wine before they are even truly sure of their own safety.
Posted by: Ktgreat

here's the thought process:

"Oh good, someone is trying to kill Trump. I'm perfectly safe because I want him dead too"

Obviously someone who has never heard or understood the adage "A sword has no eyes"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (vJrRc)

320 In case of emergency loot wine!"
==
I feel like a more accurate portrayal of Armageddon would have involved a lot more liquor store looting. A. lot. more.

Posted by: not joe bob briggs at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (anL5R)

321 The woman chugging the wine... That's not a pinot bottle

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (ZGBUU)

322 This guy thought of this invention of an AI-integrated unit that you could attach to a kitchen counter and it would detect your cat trying to jump onto the counter and spray it with water.

The AI told him that that field was not oversaturated and there was a chance to make some money there. And then he and the AI worked up all the material for the pitch.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

the kitchen would be oversaturated though.

I had a very elderly cat left after the other cat died suddenly. I soon got a new tuxedo kitten to keep her company and he got playing a bit rough as he grew up a time or two. I got a little squirt bottle of water to spray him and he loved it. For the next seventeen years I had to have it ready when he wanted a drink to spray into his open mouth.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

323 the poetic justice. a room full of the 'worlds-best-journalists' and media moguls . you'd expect high-impact images of an intrepid reporter with a notepad franticly taking notes for the AM print edition. Or even images of brave journalist sheiding an elder from the hostile gunfire.
instead, you get white-collar looting

Posted by: professional drinker at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (VrDSx)

324 233 The wine is nothing. It's the casual way everybody reacted to events, no big deal, a subway outage or something. Not that they use the subway much.

*triggered*

Posted by: ussie smollet at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (oY6Yp)

325 A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one.

She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
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Girnus work for ace?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Puq9y)

326 Well, here's one I found at Kroger:
https://ziply.pk/LE3amn

It's only $17.

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (fK5DA)

327 "In the event of a disturbance, have a plan to loot the dinner wine."

You really can't go wrong. Worst case scenario: "I thought I could have it". Apologize and hand it over.

Posted by: Barefoot hack Carpenter at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (cS1cw)

328 Well, to be fair.

They took the bottles of fine wine to trade in at the liquor store for box wine at a barter of ten boxes per bottle.

With Box Wine AWFLs, it's quantity not quality that counts.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)

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I wonder if they feed it to their cats in their water bowls?

/We had an elderly cat with CKD who developed Nystagmus one evening. She was staggering around as if drunk (it would have been funny if not so sad). I had to take her downstairs (where the cat litter boxes were) and try to sleep with her in a mudroom so that she wouldn't tumble down the stairs and break her little neck.

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (VdTX+)

329
We cut down our cherry trees in the front yard because people would walk onto the property and eat all the cherries. We ran off one woman who had a bucket with her.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tYGL3)

That's theft.

"Tresspassers looting my trees will be shot on sight."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

330 The woman chugging the wine... That's not a pinot bottle
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (ZGBUU)
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The Paolo is glad for you to have noticed.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)

331 "Is that a wine bottle in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?!"

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)

332 🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)

333

Somebody's been putting gum under this table.

Posted by: Courageous Journalist under fire at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (azNOR)

334 TRUMP WINE ... Wouldn't it be a hoot if President Trump donated 200 bottles of Trump Wine for the next WHCD, then told a "joke" about the bottles stolen Saturday night.

Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (zuKcR)

335 Sponge, for what it's worth, I was on your side this morning in the exchange about the attempted assassination.

I hope that you are doing as well as can be expected, and that Sponge Daughter is gaining insight from her (and your) recent misadventures.

I hope to meet you in person someday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)

336 The entire internet hasn't been able to identify either Purple Dress or Sable Coat.

Are they even presstitutes?
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (gtcuf)

Turn 4Chan onto them. We will have their DNA in a couple days.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)

337 320 In case of emergency loot wine!"
==
I feel like a more accurate portrayal of Armageddon would have involved a lot more liquor store looting. A. lot. more.
Posted by: not joe bob briggs at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (anL5R)

To be fair, it's got a lot of Armageddon uses other than drinking...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (tOcjL)

338 I'm going into the same job field as the shooter: Part-time SAT tutor.

But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.
Posted by: Bulg

SAT marksmanship:

The ideal caliber is
A. .22LR
B. .45
C. 9mm
D. .50

Shoot out the Scantron circle that matches your answer.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (okX77)

339 I've got a great corkscrew!

Posted by: Josephus at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (wVcYX)

340
Forget about the shooting!!! Why weren't there any MASKS at that banquet!!11!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (IifOV)

341 Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?

Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)

342 Hmmmm......Jacqui Heinrich said Girnus is making it up.

Bill Melugin reposted

Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich
·
54m
This lunatic isn’t “senior coordinating producer” of anything, much less anything related to the WHCA. No part of this is true - including the timing of events he couldn’t even manage to get right in fabricating this BS

Peter Girnus

Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (kX27y)

343 9mm Parabellum?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (6WSTN)

344 If it is not Boones Farm Strawberry Hill, then I do not want it. Why pay a $100 for a bottle of Wine when $1.50 a bottle can do the same .....

Posted by: Kami Harris at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (X7dyz)

345 They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
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Yeah, I don't get it.
I guess he's supposed to replace the granite--that fails and leaks--with new granite--that will fail and leak.
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Hilarious. Because he is showing the whole country that its just a shithole of corruption. He called up three large swimming pool contractors and took bids. To grout the granite and then apply a swimming pool sealant. Sure it will only last 15 years or so, but still a shit ton cheaper and didn't take 3 fcking years. It won't leak like a sieve either.

Posted by: not joe bob briggs at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)

346 Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?
Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM

I gotta tell ya, I've been at a lot of assassinations and this goes on a lot.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (sAPEi)

347 A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one.

She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
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Girnus work for ace?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Puq9y)

like she knows the vintage.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

348
I hope that you are doing as well as can be expected, and that Sponge Daughter is gaining insight from her (and your) recent misadventures.

I hope to meet you in person someday.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)

Thank you. It is appreciated. I told her via text the car was totaled and they picked it up this morning. She hasn't responded. She did tell the wife that she didn't know what to say about it.

It will be some time before she gets another one, and she'll have to get her own insurance as we're likely removing her from our policies. If we're not forced to anyway.

I do plan to hopefully make it to the NoVaMoMe in the future, so maybe it would be possible to meet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Garçon, nous n'avons jamais reçu notre vin.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (Fbc0I)

350 Hmmmm......Jacqui Heinrich said Girnus is making it up.

Bill Melugin reposted

Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich
·
54m
This lunatic isn’t “senior coordinating producer” of anything, much less anything related to the WHCA. No part of this is true - including the timing of events he couldn’t even manage to get right in fabricating this BS

Peter Girnus
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (kX27y)

Did he make up the photographs as well?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (8avO+)

351 Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?
Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM

I gotta tell ya, I've been at a lot of assassinations and this goes on a lot.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (sAPEi)

I'm old! I was confused!!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (wVcYX)

352 Boone's Farm 24.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:00 PM (6WSTN)

353 Glad I wasn't there.

Posted by: MitchMcTurtleIsStillAlive.com at April 27, 2026 05:00 PM (abIsI)

354 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

355 350 Hmmmm......Jacqui Heinrich said Girnus is making it up.

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Did he make up the photographs as well?

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: chad g. petey at April 27, 2026 05:01 PM (oY6Yp)

356 348 Sponge, I hope so.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

357 One would have thought that the enlightened, virtuous, woke press corps would have given the bottles to homeless winos. But noooo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:01 PM (gu0hJ)

358 Kostas Moros
@MorosKostas
The suspect did not fall within any "loophole." By all accounts he passed background checks when he purchased his guns in California, i.e., the state with some of the strictest gun laws in the country.
He purchased a handgun and a pump shotgun, not the scary "assault weapons" California bans.
Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta
@malcolmkenyatta
Yea we need a BALLROOM:
Ban
All
Lethal
Loopholes,
Restrict
Ownership
Of
Military-grade weapons
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The weapons used were a legally purchased Mossberg Maverick 88 pump-action shotgun and Armscor Precision .38-caliber semi-automatic handgun—common civilian firearms, not military-grade weapons typically targeted by such restrictions.
11:39 AM · Apr 26, 2026

Kaelan Deese
@KaelanDC
NOW: First images of the firearms used by Cole Allen in the attempted assassination of President Trump on Saturday.
Image: https://x.com/KaelanDC/status/2048845138881876256
12:22 PM · Apr 27, 2026

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (9aVck)

359 Trump will not get away with his illegal reflection pool fixing!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

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Can I get a judge to stop the project if I walk by there with my dog?

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (VdTX+)

360 I think it physically and morally impossible to hate those media people enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (u82oZ)

361 TRUMP WINE

gotta be honest. The Trump Savignon Blanc is pretty fantastic. Not impressed with the red. But will drink the trump blanc every chance i get.

Posted by: not as big an enthusiast as your average journalist but at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (anL5R)

362 If it is not Boones Farm Strawberry Hill, then I do not want it. Why pay a $100 for a bottle of Wine when $1.50 a bottle can do the same .....
Posted by: Kami Harris
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Night Train Express
Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume compared to Cisco fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way.
https://www.bumwine.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (XeU6L)

363 Regarding "security success or failure" I've heard it mentioned that Allen was a lone wolf who got within, what, 60 yrds of the ballroom.

What if it had been a trained five person hit team. Yikes.

Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (G0vdT)

364 I do not have a drinking problem !!!!!!

The bottles are too small and that is why I have to drink three bottles at a time....

So what if I walked in with empty plastic bags and left with 5 full ones ????

Posted by: Kami Harris at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (X7dyz)

365 Is that the island off the coast of Drambuie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Zz0t1

Survey says: Cromulent

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (YlWIZ)

366 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The weapons used were a legally purchased Mossberg Maverick 88 pump-action shotgun and Armscor Precision .38-caliber semi-automatic handgun—common civilian firearms, not military-grade weapons typically targeted by such restrictions.

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"Ban all those fully-automatic AK-15s and AR-47s, especially the ones with the chainsaw attachment! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (VdTX+)

367
Lonely J6 cells are waiting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (Puq9y)

368 "Yes, they're drunks," Batman responds. "But they're also human beings."
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

Batman would never say that about the WHCA.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (GD2xa)

369 when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

Walk out and tell the maitre d', "They're paying."

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (fK5DA)

370 Regarding "security success or failure" I've heard it mentioned that Allen was a lone wolf who got within, what, 60 yrds of the ballroom.

What if it had been a trained five person hit team. Yikes.

Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (G0vdT)

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EXTREME Security Failure. Let's get Curran to hire more DEI Candidates ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (VdTX+)

371 TRUMP WINE ... Wouldn't it be a hoot if President Trump donated 200 bottles of Trump Wine for the next WHCD, then told a "joke" about the bottles stolen Saturday night.
Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (zuKcR)

That would be incredible. A troll worthy of the master.

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (fK5DA)

372 What if it had been a trained five person hit team.
==
You are correct. they would have gotten inside. with the whole audience between them and trump. Many journalists would have been hit in the cross fire.

Posted by: just leaving this here at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (anL5R)

373 Armscor Precision .38-caliber ?

Anyone know this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (XeU6L)

374 No wonder that they resent us.
They are so different.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (Puq9y)

375 TRUMP WINE ... Wouldn't it be a hoot if President Trump donated 200 bottles of Trump Wine for the next WHCD, then told a "joke" about the bottles stolen Saturday night.
Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (zuKcR)

That would be incredible. A troll worthy of the master.
==
Yep. Because those alcoholic AWFLs would be forced to either drink it, leave or get DT's in public!

Posted by: just leaving this here at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (anL5R)

376 I have been to quite a few upscale events in my life and it never ceases to amaze me what women will take off of a table or display at a beautiful venue. Things that were obviously were not meant to be taken but were part of the decor but also food, wine, booze, etc. that were not meant to go home in a doggy bag. I have yet to see a man do this.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

377 I have yet to see a man do this.
Posted by: Cheri
==
So, women are all clepto s at heart? Gotta say, it tracks.

Posted by: and that's when the fight started officer at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (anL5R)

378 So, women are all clepto s at heart? Gotta say, it tracks.

Hunters vs Gatherers

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (oiNtH)

379 What if it had been a trained five person hit team. Yikes.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (G0vdT)

A trained 5-person hit team would have been much harder to get to the event. At least without tripping lots of wires.

Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (fK5DA)

380 373 Armscor Precision .38-caliber ?

Anyone know this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Frank Hamer used a 38 Super to gun down Bonnie and Clyde. He chose it over his favorite 1911 because the super has better penetration.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Puq9y)

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