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The Morning Report — 4/ 27/26

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Good morning kids, We are overloaded with links this morning as we kick off the last week of April and the overwhelming majority of course are about the failed third assassination attempt on President Trump over the weekend at the White House Correspondents Dinner. There are links peppered across almost every section of the Morning Report. Despite the Leftist/terrorist, (please pardon that redundancy, because let's face it that's what he is) releasing his manifesto just prior to his attack, perhaps the most ridiculous commentary came from the horrid purple lipped dog hole of Barack Obama:


Former President Barack Obama insisted Sunday the “details” of the motives of an armed man who allegedly tried to storm the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner were unknown, hours after a media outlet published the suspect’s manifesto.

“Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night’s shooting at the White House Correspondents [sic] Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy,” Obama wrote. “It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.”

I refuse to quote this evil Leftist degenerate but hE/it's extensively quoted in virtually every link where you can read for yourself the litany of slanders and blood libels hurled at our President.

But the motive is a mystery, eh Obama?! Pfft - Allahu Akbar by any other name would not reek as disgustingly.The Democrat/Left demands absolute power absolutely, and will not cease until they get it. By any means necessary.

There was nothing radical about Cole Tomas Allen: the attempted White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassin. Allen’s manifesto reads a lot like that of the previous three-named assassin Ryan Wesley Routh who was stalking President Trump at a golf game. . . There’s a vagueness to the litany that suggests Allen had a weak grip on where these supposed things were even happening and what the connection to it was beyond justifying his attack.

Rather than Marxism, Routh and Allen offered tepid shopworn liberalism as their justification for murder, “U.S presidents must at bare minimum embody the moral fabric that is America and be kind, caring and selfless and always stand for humanity” and “the United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.”

. . . Allen and Routh's views were generally those of mainstream liberal Democrats. They were no more extreme than your average MSNBC viewer. Probably even a smidgen more moderate. And they were probably no more radical than the average committed Democrat.

This is not some grassroots phenomenon but the messaging from the top down of the party and its media apparatus. That&'s why Allen’s views are entirely reflective of their rhetoric. He wasn't a Marxist, a Communist or a Socialist… his views were those of the mainstream of his party. (The amount of distance between the Democrats and the Marxists of course is rapidly shrinking.)

But Allen didn't try to kill Trump and members of his administration officials in the name of socialized medicine, a command economy, the working class or any affirmative leftist cause.
He did it because he had been brainwashed into believing he was stopping Hitler 2.0. . .

. . . But the record number of assassinations shows that they have created a party of assassins. Those who have created a party of assassins bear the ultimate responsibility for the violence.

A Party of Assassins cannot offer America anything except murder, treason and death.

So then, what is to be done about a party of assassins? The bitter irony here is that the deranged motivations to kill President Trump and to physically wipe out all of us who either support him or at a bare minimum simply disagree, openly or secretly, oppose Democrats via normal political discourse and processes and debate (when/if permitted), are or would be the sane choice we may yet have to make to stop the very real existential threat to our lives, liberty and nation.

I hate the Left not only for what they are, believe and what they have done to this nation virtually unchecked for at least the past 70 years and indeed our entire history, but for what they may one day force us to visit upon their collective head, not out of revenge but out of simple self-preservation.

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 07:06 AM (HiAA1)

2 Slow day

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 07:08 AM (HiAA1)

3 Good morning! Happy birfday, J.J. Gotta go look at some content.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 27, 2026 07:08 AM (3Ope8)

4 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 07:08 AM (jehhT)

5 ... but for what they may one day force us to visit upon their collective head, not out of revenge but out of simple self-preservation.
-

Mommy, are we there yet?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 07:09 AM (1o8D5)

6 John Wilkes Booth was a Democrat also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:12 AM (2GVsD)

7 Any word on how Cole Allen travelled from California to DC and where did the weapons come from?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:13 AM (2GVsD)

8 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

9 OK, we can allow ourselves a laugh now and then.

X's product manager replies to Tay-Tay:

https://tinyurl.com/3w55uexv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 07:13 AM (1o8D5)

10 So when does the attempted shooter start getting marriage proposals and perverted erotic fiction written about him?

I'm sure Brian Stelter is already working on this.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 27, 2026 07:14 AM (RjOoY)

11 That would be awesome news if they can finally ID even more of the dead from the Pearl Harbor attack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:15 AM (2GVsD)

12 I know I'm peeing in the wind but can we not use this fvcker's name? Making these people famous instead of infamous is a big driver.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

13 Happy Monday

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 27, 2026 07:16 AM (/+uur)

14 Thank you JJ. Morning all

I may be rare around here in the coming weeks; I start my new job in a few hours and will be trying to impress my new coworkers. Will miss the MR but expect I’ll be back after I settle in.

One thing that still bothers me about this past weekend: It seems the SS is still incompetent about setting up a security perimeter and their basic procedures. The guy didn’t get close but at the same time he got WAY TOO CLOSE! The laxity is ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2026 07:16 AM (ugElV)

15 With how many homicidal maniacs are Democrats, we have to be specific

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:16 AM (2GVsD)

16
Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Expectant Widow’ Melania Joke Lowest of Low

The arts, entertainment, journalism and academia have long treated Republicans as stupid and/or evil subhumans. And if they have lives not worth respecting, why not shoot them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:17 AM (tgvbd)

17 Biden's Dog, what are your thoughts on the Bennett/Lapid coalition to run the government?

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:17 AM (Cif43)

18 Latest Bumber Sticker:

"Vote Democrat! We get what we want or we keel you!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2026 07:17 AM (V7158)

19 Folks are saying this guy was smart. Being overeducated and indoctrinated by leftists does not make one smart. Getting kicked in the head makes one smart.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

20 6 John Wilkes Booth was a Democrat also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:12 AM (2GVsD)


"Hey there"
Czolgosz, Fromme, Moore LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13)

21
I know I'm peeing in the wind but can we not use this fvcker's name? Making these people famous instead of infamous is a big driver.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)


I once read a weepie in the New York Times about Judith Clark, who was imprisoned for her role in the Brinks Armed Car Robbery. Poor Judith, locked up for so long. And it wasn't until the 34th paragraph that the name of one of the dead guards was mentioned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:19 AM (tgvbd)

22 I will say this again, here is my take on the attack.

With his mad sprint, he was going full LeRoy Jenkins hoping for suicide by cop. For him to shoot anyone would have been lagniappe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:19 AM (2GVsD)

23 I think that was a great story about Rick Monday saving the flag. Thanks for linking it, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 07:20 AM (Nx5jP)

24 Biden's Dog, what are your thoughts on the Bennett/Lapid coalition to run the government?
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:17 AM (Cif43)
=====

See comment #12

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

25 18 Latest Bumber Sticker:

"Vote Democrat! We get what we want or we keel you!"
Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2026 07:17 AM (V715


Honk if you Love Assassins!


I MUZZLE-BRAKE for Dead Normies!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

26
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2026 07:23 AM (2/MrR)

27
I know I'm peeing in the wind but can we not use this fvcker's name? Making these people famous instead of infamous is a big driver.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)


At the end of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th, presidents, prime ministers, kings and empresses were being assassinated all over the place. The assassins were all of a type: socialist or anarchist losers. Their names are almost all forgotten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:23 AM (tgvbd)

28
At least I got past that awful endlessly reloading front page barrier.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 07:24 AM (xG4kz)

29 Top 30!

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2026 07:25 AM (KtOUo)

30 Their names are almost all forgotten.

Except the one who set the dominos falling for the Great War.

And even after the Great War, there was a bunch of 'lone wolf' Armenians going around assassinating Turks over the Armenian Genocide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:25 AM (2GVsD)

31 I think we need to make peace with the fact that Mr. Teacher of the Month is not likely to go to prison.

A DC jury will not convict him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:25 AM (iNUL3)

32 23 I think that was a great story about Rick Monday saving the flag. Thanks for linking it, J.J.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 07:20 AM (Nx5jP)


I remember the incident very well. everyone at the time praised Monday to high Heaven. Today he'd be hounded to death by the usual suspects.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2026 07:25 AM (x0n13)

33 Biden's Dog, what are your thoughts on the Bennett/Lapid coalition to run the government?

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:17 AM (Cif43)
-

Combo of opportunist liar, popular bimbo head and stupid, gullible voters.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 07:26 AM (1o8D5)

34 I've been watching Alfred Hitchock's TV shows from the early 60s and find it remarkable how often it is mentioned in dialog among criminals discussing murder that "the gas chamber" was a certain and serious deterrent.

Let's get back to that. If justice were swift and sure in this country there wouldn't be time enough for the state media to lionize and heroize them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

35 Did you all note that one shooter's first name is the same as the DC bomber's last name?
....weird...

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2026 07:27 AM (KtOUo)

36 “ But the seed on good soil stands for those with a noble and good heart, who hear the word, retain it, and by persevering produce a crop.”

Luke 8:15

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2026 07:28 AM (ReYtg)

37 I MUZZLE-BRAKE for Dead Normies!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

"Join the Dem Party! We need more Martyrs!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2026 07:30 AM (V7158)

38 Washington Nearsider

Determined to be mentally incompetent and remanded to a state-run mental institution - state legislature in Sacramento.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:30 AM (2GVsD)

39 Man bites dog.

You think I'm kidding?

https://tinyurl.com/57wwkn8b

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 07:30 AM (1o8D5)

40 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2026 07:25 AM (x0n13)

I didn't remember it until I read it again, and yes, the usual anti American low lifes and nit wits would be screeching about "free speech", but it still is a good memory, and I'd like to think there are still people on some sports teams now who would save the American flag.

Thanks for all you do here, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 07:31 AM (Nx5jP)

41 Mel Brooks, "Be a smartie! Join the Dem Party!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:31 AM (2GVsD)

42 A hundred years ago presidential assassins, it took about a month to have a trial, sentence, and execute. Seems reasonable.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 07:31 AM (eGKtV)

43
Any word on .... where did the weapons come from?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Gary, Indiana. Chicago would be the safest and least shot up city in the world were it not located near Gary.

Just ask the microencephalitic mayor of Chicago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 07:32 AM (xG4kz)

44 I thought he was the micro-penis mayor of Chicago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:33 AM (2GVsD)

45 At the end of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th, presidents, prime ministers, kings and empresses were being assassinated all over the place. The assassins were all of a type: socialist or anarchist losers. Their names are almost all forgotten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:23 AM (tgvbd)

It's almost as if socialism has always been predicated on creating an enormous pile of dead bodies. Almost.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:34 AM (iNUL3)

46 Caught in the act, no.plea, no appeal,30 days from trial to execution.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:34 AM (Cif43)

47 @7 Anna
He traveled by train. They don't search luggage.

Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 07:34 AM (pvf3X)

48 Any word on how Cole Allen travelled from California to DC and where did the weapons come from?

He looks like Tiger Woods so I guess when he got out of rehab he went by Academy Sports and picked up a few things.

Posted by: Zombie Lee Elder at April 27, 2026 07:35 AM (QP+6w)

49 Determined to be mentally incompetent and remanded to a state-run mental institution - state legislature in Sacramento.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:30 AM (2GVsD)

You jest, but I don't even think he'll end up being declared mentally incompetent.

I think he'll be found not guilty outright.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:35 AM (iNUL3)

50 I've been watching Alfred Hitchock's TV shows from the early 60s and find it remarkable how often it is mentioned in dialog among criminals discussing murder that "the gas chamber" was a certain and serious deterrent.

Let's get back to that. If justice were swift and sure in this country there wouldn't be time enough for the state media to lionize and heroize them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)
******
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Alcatraz Island at April 27, 2026 07:35 AM (KtOUo)

51 Okay, so the weapons were purchased in California?

Gavin, "we need more gun laws!!!"

What about Red Flag laws? Oh, the ones who could have called the cops agreed with him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD)

52
I thought he was the micro-penis mayor of Chicago.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Unless and until be whips out his dingus and has it deliver speeches and answer questions, I have to go with what evidence he provides by speaking wif his mouf. Microencephalic, he is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 07:37 AM (xG4kz)

53 Also, can we talk about his choice of armament? A shotgun? Seriously?

If the Political Violence (PoliVi) switch ever gets thrown on our side, it would be so, so different.

You'd have a guy showing up with an entire mortgage payment's worth of gear on and solid tactics and training. He'd cause a real problem.

Not a shotgun and a sprint.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:38 AM (iNUL3)

54 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 07:38 AM (77rzZ)

55 Someone needs to be arrested - yesterday!

https://tinyurl.com/a3dcwv7c

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 07:38 AM (1o8D5)

56 Mayor Johnson, "excuse me while I don't whip this out."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:38 AM (2GVsD)

57 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday.
The fact that people can convince themselves that the attempted assassination was a set up by Trump shows how far gone leftists are. You cannot "come together" or "unify " with such people. They are in an entirely different reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 07:39 AM (gu0hJ)

58 Imagine a world where everyone knew if you harmed someone else justice would be swift and sure.

Instead of criminals being licensed, protected, romanticized, and protected, and the lives of everyone else being minimized to zero.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

59 42. Booth was the exception to that. A soldier executed him in a barn during capture and not very quickly either.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2026 07:40 AM (Wl0YX)

60 >>>Daniel Greenfield: The latest Trump assassin wasn’t a radical. He was a Democrat.

The Venn diagram here is a circle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 07:40 AM (dK+Kv)

61 Washington Nearsider, I pray you are wrong and he does get jail time.

This guy can't even play the hood rat defense. *pauses* Well they can try but he is acting too white for most DC denizens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:41 AM (2GVsD)

62 The idea that this WHCD shooter was going to infiltrate the WHCD and start executing Cabinet members in a given order is ludicrous on the face of it.

It's not like they were going to stand still and just allow it to happen.

He may not be "crazy-crazy" but clearly he's not firing on all cylinders.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 07:41 AM (gnNyN)

63 Can we drop this “alleged” and “suspect” crap? This is not a court of law, and there is nothing “alleged” or “suspected” about that human piece of filth’s actions.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 07:42 AM (77rzZ)

64 This fucker was playing game theory in his head and thought it would work in real life.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:43 AM (Cif43)

65 The Venn diagram is a black hole when it comes to Democrats and assassins.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:43 AM (2GVsD)

66 Imagine a world where everyone knew if you harmed someone else justice would be swift and sure.

Instead of criminals being licensed, protected, romanticized, and protected, and the lives of everyone else being minimized to zero.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

I'm pretty sure I read (here at the HQ) that a huge majority of small-time criminals reported feeling 'like they got away with it' before they stepped up to the big leagues.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:44 AM (iNUL3)

67 No peace negotiations can ever take place in a place named “Islamabad.”

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 07:44 AM (77rzZ)

68 Professor Squirrel

See my #22.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)

69
It was a mostly peaceful dinner.

Posted by: The media we all ignore nowadays at April 27, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

70 A good 40% of the US population needs to be either deported, lobotomized, or euthanized.

Posted by: Dignity Canal, LLC at April 27, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)

71 A good 40% of the US population needs to be either deported, lobotomized, or euthanized.
Posted by: Dignity Canal, LLC at April 27, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)

and sterilized.

Posted by: Snip Snip Clip Clip at April 27, 2026 07:47 AM (QP+6w)

72
It's not like they were going to stand still and just allow it to happen.

____________

But it's that way in the movies!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:48 AM (tgvbd)

73 At my work, someone had a "this machine kills fascists" decal on their car. I had to report them to security (see something, say something, ammirite?), and the compromise was to cover the decal. Now it says, "this machine offends fascists". These people are nuts, yet fear so little of repercussions.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 27, 2026 07:49 AM (nCTkv)

74
Booth was the exception to that. A soldier executed him in a barn during capture and not very quickly either.
Posted by: Jen the original


Yep. He was pulled from the burning barn, but was paralyzed. Died there on the spot.

The barn was located right by Port Royal, VA, the birthplace of James Madison. There's a historical marker standing between the split lanes of US 301 on the spot where it stood.

Boston Corbett, the soldier who shot him had castrated his own bad self. From all reports, he had secured prominent locations on the many behaviorial spectra of which we hear too much these days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 07:51 AM (xG4kz)

75 I'm pretty sure I read (here at the HQ) that a huge majority of small-time criminals reported feeling 'like they got away with it' before they stepped up to the big leagues.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:44 AM (iNUL3)
=====

This is yet another basic facet of human nature that Marxism attempts to invert.

You are not a thief, a murderer. You are the victim, it is you acting justly and with the state's imprimatur.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

76 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

77
It was a mostly peaceful dinner.

Posted by: The media we all ignore nowadays at April 27, 2026 07:46 AM


one of the MFM sewer pipes has already run a headline what says (paraphrasing) " the WHCD was disrupted by loud sounds"

you might think you hate the MFM, but, trust me, you do not hate them enough

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2026 07:51 AM (2/MrR)

78 The secret service member who was shot in the vest this weekend was actually Clint Eastwood as he's preparing for his next movie, "In the Line of Fire 2".

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 27, 2026 07:51 AM (nCTkv)

79 Good morning horde!

Praise God for His continued protection of President Trump.
I think St Michael has truly been sent to guard him, through our prayers.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 07:51 AM (LmPA0)

80 62 It's not like they were going to stand still and just allow it to happen.

The shooter did think they were actual Stormtroopers, so it scanned in his mind

Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:52 AM (gtcuf)

81 The fact that people can convince themselves that the attempted assassination was a set up by Trump shows how far gone leftists are. You cannot "come together" or "unify " with such people. They are in an entirely different reality

--

I couldn't agree more. I find it hard to actually find words to describe just what these people are. So madly filled with a pure, seething hatred that all sense of rationality, decency, morality, and intelligence has evaporated. They are so mentally diseased. They will not recover. They're only growing more and more extreme and violent, if not in actions, then words. I've known in my heart for several years now that our commonality as Americans with these people is dead. They have now moved the chess board into repeated assassination attempts against the president and they delude themselves into thinking it's right. I want no part of living in this country with them. My Holy Bible tells me I need to forgive them as I've been forgiven and pray for them, but I really, really struggle with it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

82 Time to turn the air compressor on, load up the airbrush with Flanker Blue/Gray, and free hand some camo on an A-4.

Ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:52 AM (2GVsD)

83 Democrats have a legacy of violence and oppression, from slavery onward.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 07:53 AM (LmPA0)

84 An Idea used by Progressives daily

Cole Tomas Allen wrote in the 1,000-word document, arguing that the potential mass casualty event was justifiable “on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor” — a reference to President Donald Trump — and “are thus complicit.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 27, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

85 These people are nuts, yet fear so little of repercussions.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 27, 2026 07:49 AM (nCTkv)

Because there AREN'T any repercussions. The control the social, educational, political, and media AORs. They're in the majority in all the places typically used to assign consequences.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:54 AM (iNUL3)

86 I take exception to the phrase that Cole Allen was well educated?!? He was not well educated at all - he was thoroughly propagandized to the point of brain washing. At best, he was mal-educated.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 27, 2026 07:54 AM (JNTt1)

87 An Idea used by Progressives daily

Cole Tomas Allen wrote in the 1,000-word document, arguing that the potential mass casualty event was justifiable “on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor” — a reference to President Donald Trump — and “are thus complicit.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 27, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

HotAir (of all places) has a headline: "Manifesto Released: He believed all the lies Democrats now claim they never said."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 07:56 AM (iNUL3)

88
"this machine kills fascists"

"That machine" wasn't killing fascists between August 24, 1939 and July 22, 1941 when Woody and his fellow commies fervently supported the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:57 AM (tgvbd)

89 >>Victor Davis Hanson: Trump’s assassination attempts underscore how rhetoric that casts political opponents as existential threats can move from language to violence.

I mean, we and our side talk in apocalyptic terms about the nature and desires of the left and yet no one on our side has taken any shots at them.

Hmm... could it be they are in fact in the main, lunatics inhabited by the spirit of Satan?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)

90 “Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night’s shooting at the White House Correspondents [sic] Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy,” Obama wrote. “Instead, the proper method is to use the court system to punish your political opponent, especially using biased corrupt judges and new ways of using old laws.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 07:58 AM (oYdxP)

91 "this machine kills fascists"

Who has custody of Pete Seeger's banjo?

Posted by: Goodnight Irene at April 27, 2026 07:59 AM (oftw2)

92 Is all of this talk of “both sides” an invitation ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 07:59 AM (oYdxP)

93 Delurker

The fact that the wannabe killer was not shot indicates the Secret Service have Stormtrooper marksmanship.

Every one of the detail there should report to the range at 0-dark-30, and not leave until they can ventilate a target 10 times out of 10 with half a second of warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

94 You can't negotiate with crazy people and expect that they will abide by the terms of an agreement. You have to expect that they will not.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 08:03 AM (vFG9F)

95 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

96 I have no idea what the SS gun training regimen is but it looks like there is a need for more situational training.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:03 AM (Cif43)

97 On lefty forums I seem them making the same two arguments over and over, often with the same person making both arguments:

This is obviously a false flag stagged event to give Trump better approval

and

We need to get better at shooting

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:05 AM (sKqQm)

98 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:05 AM (58Bi5)

99
...it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy,” Obama wrote


That's rich, coming as it does from the "they bring a knife, we bring a gun" proponent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 08:05 AM (xG4kz)

100 The left is trying, and nominally succeeding in thinning the conservative ranks of leadership.

Three attempts on Trump. Charlie Kirk. Creditable threats against cabinet members. Censorship and de-platforming conservatives. Election fraud to keep the right out of politics. The list goes on.

Exposing all this is necessary. Stopping it is something else entirely. And something the nominal right seems incapable of. The reasons for that are endless. But IMO the biggest is a refusal to operate on the same level as the left... outside established norms.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 08:05 AM (jehhT)

101 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Are you with your "good friend" NSA Bob?

April rains here are bringing the prairie back to life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

102 I have no idea what the SS gun training regimen is but it looks like there is a need for more situational training.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had


Anyone running gets shot.
Anyone running and shooting doesn't survive.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:06 AM (58Bi5)

103 The Booth deathplace:
"The barn was located right by Port Royal, VA, the birthplace of James Madison. There's a historical marker standing between the split lanes of US 301 on the spot where it stood."
Posted by: Krebs

I had opportunity to be near there some years ago, so I took time to investigate. The two lanes of Rt. 301 are at different elevations at that location and the median between the two is heavily wooded. Consequently one can only get to it from one of the lanes. You have to park somewhere on the shoulder and walk back, where a path leads to it through the woods. There's a small sign and marker with larger signs and notices prohibiting desecration or leaving anything.

Somewhere once I watched a short documentary about Booth and it concluded with this about the location where he died:
"an ignominious place where passed an ignominious man."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

104 On the bright side, we don't have to hear what Rob Reiner has to say about all this.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

105 Bernie Sanders Allies Launch Group for Outreach to Leftist Students on Campus
_______
Probably that'll work as well as Elizabeth Warren's "Meme Team". (Remember that?)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 08:06 AM (AlhUl)

106 There were "protestors" outside the event holding signs saying things like "kill them all"

Remember on J6, where not of the protestors were armed, I was told any such protestor was an insurrectionist that deserved being shot or beaten to death by a cop.

Here where one of these "protestors" tried to go in an kill Trump? "Ah, uh, um, people have a right to protest!"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:07 AM (sKqQm)

107 NaCly, dearest , I took the we are all Bob's memo to heart !

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:07 AM (Cif43)

108 International inspectors estimate that Iran now holds about 11 tons of uranium at varying enrichment levels — a stockpile that, if further processed, could be sufficient to produce up to 100 nuclear weapons, according to a report by The New York Times.

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:09 AM (oYdxP)

109 Exposing all this is necessary. Stopping it is something else entirely. And something the nominal right seems incapable of. The reasons for that are endless. But IMO the biggest is a refusal to operate on the same level as the left... outside established norms.

Honestly it isn't even outside of established norms. People like Jeff Sessions destroyed the KKK with laws on the books. Here though none of the GOPe, and apparently not even Trump himself, are willing to use the existing laws to get rid of Antifa.

We've had 4 recent assassination attempts. The only people arrested or shot were the low level thugs holding the guns. Why haven't any of their controllers/funders/organizers been arrested?

And hell the second guy worked for one of the Nat Sec agencies. Were is handlers even investigated?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:09 AM (sKqQm)

110 10 So when does the attempted shooter start getting marriage proposals and perverted erotic fiction written about him?

I'm sure Brian Stelter is already working on this.


Pick me, Commander!

Posted by: Handmaidens everywhere at April 27, 2026 08:09 AM (i0Hi3)

111 Asked for comment, an NEA spokeswoman said, "Mr. Allen is dedicated to working with America's at-risk youth and its ridiculous that he faces charges for his relationship with that young girl and/or boy. Wait a minute. That's the wrong template. This guy did what?"

Posted by: Wally at April 27, 2026 08:10 AM (0e5Te)

112 Morn' all... Quite the weekend... I have one question.. Why did Trump go on 60 minutes ? He had to know they were gonna spin this.... Don't give them the chance...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 08:11 AM (FtULh)

113 There were "protestors" outside the event holding signs saying things like "kill them all"

--

I saw that too, and this is what I mean. A very severe line has been crossed, and it's out in the open. Kill them all. And now it's perfectly acceptable to say this, to announce this, to declare this, to broadcast this...because this is what they really want. There are no two ways about it. And it's a very dark turning of the page that we're now witnessing. We're not living in some movie where the credits roll at the end and we all go back to living in harmony. It's not happening.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

114 NYPost: Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:11 AM (oYdxP)

115 Jason Pargin posted a video arguing his fellow lefties shouldn't celebrate another attempt on Trump, partly because how would you feel if this happened to a pol you liked but mostly because if they do get Trump, MAGA might start responding in kind.

Its a reasonable argument, obviously it would be nice to see prominent lefties say something like, "Come on Trump's a moderate Democrat from the 90s, we need to stop calling him a NAZI even if we've gone further left" but the response amusing me. 90% "it was staged" and 10% "we need better aim guys!"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:12 AM (sKqQm)

116 @106. When it comes to them the rules are, there are no rules. I don't get it but the media sure does.

Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 08:12 AM (pvf3X)

117 108 International inspectors estimate that Iran now holds about 11 tons of uranium at varying enrichment levels — a stockpile that, if further processed, could be sufficient to produce up to 100 nuclear weapons, according to a report by The New York Times.
Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:09 AM (oYdxP)


The NYT admitted to that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 08:12 AM (FtULh)

118 NYPost: Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives

If he was in a blue state he would just need to declare he converted to Islam and this was part of his religious rights...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:13 AM (sKqQm)

119 Cole Allen, a 31-year-old CalTech grad from California, posted and reposted on BlueSky ad nauseam — apparently preferring the alternative platform over X, as he branded its owner Elon Musk a “Hitlerian figure.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:13 AM (oYdxP)

120 SMOD

The Left's policies are more destructive than 100 atomic (fission) bomb. See Detroit and Hiroshima today.

100 20KT explosions is too much urban renewal for me. Make Iran give all their uranium and plutonium to the French. For the power plants that provide power to Germany.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

121 Happy Monday!


Who here thinks Obama's tweet was boilerplate cut/paste for such occasions, and his intern who sent that out didn't know or factor in that the manifesto would already be out there.

The man is a ghoul, but he was always saying and tweeting the most generic, boilerplate stuff as if it wasn't worth his time to come up with something original.

You know what I miss least about his presidency? The lectures and scolding after event such as this or a jihadi attack. Has he told us it's our fault yet? Actually, don't care if he has.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:13 AM (5xoct)

122 as he branded its owner Elon Musk a “Hitlerian figure.”

It is funny the people that want to exterminate Jews in Israel also call everyone they don't like Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:14 AM (sKqQm)

123 I saw that too, and this is what I mean. A very severe line has been crossed, and it's out in the open. Kill them all. And now it's perfectly acceptable to say this, to announce this, to declare this, to broadcast this...because this is what they really want. There are no two ways about it. And it's a very dark turning of the page that we're now witnessing. We're not living in some movie where the credits roll at the end and we all go back to living in harmony. It's not happening.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)
=====

This is not "free speech" and is in fact illegal incitement.

In a Franpsycho administration that sign would incur a sentence of 20 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

124 NYPost: Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives

Love is Love. Don't judge.

Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, Not A Lesbian But There Is Still Time at April 27, 2026 08:15 AM (QP+6w)

125 Today Is National Prime Rib Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

126 NYPost: Cole Allen purchased a Maverick 12-gauge pump-action shotgun from Turner’s Outdoorsman in Torrance last August and a Armscor semi-automatic pistol from CAP Tactical Firearms in Lawndale in October 2023.

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:16 AM (oYdxP)

127 It rolls off the tongue easier than "Mussolinian figure."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:16 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Rumored Memo Suggests U.S. Could Turn on UK Over Falkland Islands.

"A leaked, rumored Pentagon email suggests the Trump administration could review its support for European “imperial possessions,” including Britain’s Falkland Islands, in response to European governments’ failure to support U.S. operations against Iran... The National Pulse understands the document has not yet been seriously discussed at a high level, though the President is understood to believe in ratcheting up pressure on allies."

So, some schmo wrote a document, almost certainly for the purposes of leaking it, to cause trouble for the President. Support for/against British possession of the Falklands, for example, isn't even a DOD concern.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:17 AM (ExV1e)

129 Jason Pargin posted a video arguing his fellow lefties shouldn't celebrate another attempt on Trump, partly because how would you feel if this happened to a pol you liked but mostly because if they do get Trump, MAGA might start responding in kind.


Silly way to spell "game on".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (58Bi5)

130 124. Love is Love. Don't judge.

… but I identify as a judge

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (oYdxP)

131 >>Bernie Sanders Allies Launch Group for Outreach to Leftist Students on Campus


Well, Bernie's allies are the squad and people like Linda Sarsour, so if you're surprised by this latest news then you haven't been paying attention. It's Bernie's presidential campaign leadership who created the Justice Democrats. Bernie is their inspiration and godfather.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (5xoct)

132 Booth and conspirators had a lot of help, the escape from Washington among other things. The man tasked to protect Lincoln was off getting drunk at a bar.

There is at least some question whether the man shot at the barn was actually Booth. No photographs were taken, which is strange? Probably was Booth, but it was irregular the way they handled everything iirc.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (eGKtV)

133 In a Franpsycho administration that sign would incur a sentence of 20 years.

Also note the brewery offering free beer for a successful assassination

That's pretty clearly a crime.

And...I'm reminded of when an old guy posted a rambling online screed about he was going to do something if Biden came to his town...the Fed showed up and shot him.

Two Americas. Are you going to do anything about it Trump? Because they aren't going to stop coming for you and your family.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (sKqQm)

134 My Holy Bible tells me I need to forgive them as I've been forgiven and pray for them, but I really, really struggle with it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

I no longer struggle with it. You cause me or mine harm and all hell with reign down on you.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (5xuJ/)

135 I wonder why the shooter did not want to kill Kash Patel and specifically mentioned him in his manifesto?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

136 The Mamdani Mart in Harlem, for instance, will be built on land already owned by the city, and it’s still going to cost $30 million according to the mayor, if government estimates are right, a rarity.

Yeltsin, who had a reputation as a reformer and populist, “roamed the aisles of Randall’s nodding his head in amazement,” wrote Stefanie Asin, a Houston Chronicle reporter. He marveled at free cheese samples, fresh fish and produce, and freezers packed full of pudding pops. Along the way, Yeltsin chatted up customers and store workers: “How much does this cost? Do you need special education to manage a supermarket? Are all American stores like this?”

“Even the Politburo doesn’t have this choice. Not even Mr. Gorbachev,” Yeltsin said.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)

137 Although I'm kind of a fan of "Ceaușescueasque."
But that's just me.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

138 SMOD

No tactical thinking at all, and no team to help. We should be grateful for small mercies. It not the weapons that are dangerous. It is the training and execution that make people dangerous.

Cue Robert A. Heinlein quotes here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

139 NYPost: White House considering bulletproof vest for Trump after third assassination attempt on president: report

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (oYdxP)

140 127 It rolls off the tongue easier than "Mussolinian figure."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

"Tojoian figure" is right out.

Posted by: Made In Occupied Japan at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (oftw2)

141 Jason Pargin posted a video arguing his fellow lefties shouldn't celebrate another attempt on Trump, partly because how would you feel if this happened to a pol you liked but mostly because if they do get Trump, MAGA might start responding in kind.

----

I'm surprised that there hasn't been reciprocity yet.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (y9ksN)

142 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

143 >>NYPost: Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives


"I was doing research for my book!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (5xoct)

144 Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night’s shooting at the White House Correspondents [sic] Dinner


You and your party told him to, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

145 18-1

We are forewarned. Those of us that know, are prepared.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

146 We no nothing about Crooks!
Think about that
We do not even know who shot him

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 27, 2026 08:21 AM (/+uur)

147 So, was Cole Allen faster than O J Simpson (who used to run for rental cars for Hertz) ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:21 AM (oYdxP)

148 In a Franpsycho administration that sign would incur a sentence of 20 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

Make sure there’s no lot cameras, and a nice big potato in the exhaust pipe would provide much more amusement.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2026 08:21 AM (tVVBJ)

149 Although I'm kind of a fan of "Ceaușescueasque."
But that's just me.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)



Happy Saturday!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Allen's career arc is unimpressive for a CalTech grad.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 27, 2026 08:23 AM (rJ48h)

151 Medea Benjamin was protesting in the lobby that Cole then charged through. Hasan Piker only days earlier demanded the streets filled with the blood of his political foes while getting a glowing write-up in the NYT.

Pretty sure both these people were only recently in Cuba.

Maybe they should be looking into the activities of all the people who were at the Cuba event to see what else they've been up to -- how many idiot teachers wanting to kill POTUS waiting in the wings?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:23 AM (5xoct)

152 Happy Saturday!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:22 AM
+++
Heh. Thanks.
I'm adjusting.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

153 Are you going to do anything about it Trump? Because they aren't going to stop coming for you and your family.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (sKqQm)
====

Hey! I went on "60 Minutes"

What more to do you want??

Posted by: President Trump at April 27, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

154 And even after the Great War, there was a bunch of 'lone wolf' Armenians going around assassinating Turks over the Armenian Genocide.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:25 AM (2GVsD)


Yet Hasan Piker lives.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

155 mr tmz

Clearly a slightly above average DEI candidate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

156 The media: Trump is a NAZI and should be removed by any means necessary, I mean wouldn't you get rid of Hitler if you could?

/Some lefty tries to assassinate the President

The media: Well, I guess people just naturally don't like Trump. Why are you looking at us like that?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (sKqQm)

157 Well, they totaled the First Daughter's car. They'll be coming to pick it up today. She'll be without one for a while as things as they stand will no allow for another for now. She'll have to deal with that.

As I've told her since she was a wee lass, actions have consequences.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

158 Only the NYTimes is searching for the motive.

… I‘be heard nothing about there being a yell of “Allah akbar”

Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (oYdxP)

159 There’s a book called “K Pop” about Kruschev and his visits to America somebody here recommended. He had similar experiences to Yeltsin. Real nutbar.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (eGKtV)

160 Is that Jimmy Kimmel? Are you suggesting he's a shithead?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

161 >>We no nothing about Crooks!
Think about that
We do not even know who shot him

There was hardly any coverage of Ryan Routh's trial in Florida. If someone had tried to kill Obama we would've had non-stop media coverage for months.

I'm sure they will attempt to memory hole Allen as fast as possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (viF8m)

162 so... hi

yeah so watched the flyers lose and tracked the Correspondent's Dinner on my phone bc I couldn't wait for his speech. was disappointed they didn't have a comedian - I hope for the rescheduled one they do, maybe Shane or that Big Ben guy?

anyway... I was in shock, freaking out, could not sleep a wink that night. yes it was fortunately stopped. but it is just Dems now. that guy was just like a whooooooole lot of people I know. and btw those people are saying nothing but "staged" now. these are smart people.

yeah this is bad. it sucks.

on the good hand, I watched (after the fact) PDJT's speech that night, wow. he's amazing. I honestly do not understand how is half our country completely insane??!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)

163 The most frustrating part about all this - you throw one antifa funder/leader in jail and immediately a lot of this stops.

Yes there are thousands of lefties willing to commit "political violence" but only when they are told to do so.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (sKqQm)

164 NYPost: Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives


"I was doing research for my book!"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (5xoct)
---
"Practice makes perfect!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (gnNyN)

165 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

She is alive to repent, and follow a better path.

Good luck!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

166 All in saying is that, as quick as law enforcement is to blast someone at the slightest hint of a weapon, this guy was apprehended alive. As a Black man with a gun.

There is also another anomaly. Trump DOES NOT GO TO these events. This is the very first time he would be in a room while people made fun of him. Was it staged? Of course it was, other wise he would not have gone at all.

Also, Erika Kirk getting on video doing another “cry-by” fully framed with a camera on her as she - speed walks, not runs, Chefs kiss.

All we know for sure is that he has been pictured in IDF clothing, his name was searched in Israel 12 hours before “attempt”, and that he is somehow alive and in custody when Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good were shot dead for no reason. (Not sorry to bring them up)

If it was an assassination attempt on Trump, why did SS get JD Vance off the stage first, then come back for Trump? Genuine question. Does that suggest Vance is the more valuable asset?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ycI94)

167 Caught in the act, no.plea, no appeal,30 days from trial to execution.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:34 AM (Cif43)


Given that he failed to kill anyone, execution might be a tall hill to climb.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

168 Barack Owebama was a shitty president. He was divisive. He was a racist. He was hateful.


Not one time in his 8 year reign of terror did anyone attempt to assassinate him.

Liberals are the spawn of Satan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

169 >>This is obviously a false flag stagged event to give Trump better approval

and

We need to get better at shooting



Sadly, reminds me of Iran's former PM Ahmadinejad who used to claim the Holocaust was fake but then lament that dang Hitler didn't kill enough Jews. Same mindset, same hatred.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (5xoct)

170 on the good hand, I watched (after the fact) PDJT's speech that night, wow. he's amazing. I honestly do not understand how is half our country completely insane??!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)

Clot Shot™?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (5xuJ/)

171 I’d have no problem with Argentina taking the Falklands now. The United Kuckdom should be deprived of all of its remaining overseas holdings.

Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

172 "Perfessor" Squirrel

I always thought "Practice make Pregnant."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

173 Isn't it sort of an unwritten convention that all assassins and would-be assassins be referred to by three names?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

174 She is alive to repent, and follow a better path.

Good luck!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)



Yes. We only hope the lesson here was learned, bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

175 I'm sure they will attempt to memory hole Allen as fast as possible.


yep

PDJT cannot be seen as a human being, especially not as a human who's been victimized by the Left.

we're in a bad place with these people

the only saving grace was Fetterman. wow did he look PISSED

the party needs to fold. maybe he can come up with a new name or something. "The Not-Monster Party"

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:28 AM (j+aD2)

176 I'm surprised that there hasn't been reciprocity yet.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2026 08:19 AM (y9ksN)

Broad strokes, and all that, but we'd be so, so much more effective at PoliVi than the left is.

We also desperately want to avoid it, unlike the leftists who want to bathe in in every day.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 08:28 AM (iNUL3)

177 Bulg

Just implement Argentinian policies for the UK. Then: prosperity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

178 >>All in saying is that, as quick as law enforcement is to blast someone at the slightest hint of a weapon, this guy was apprehended alive. As a Black man with a gun.


Wait -- is someone complaining that they didn't shoot the suspect, a black man? Wtf?
I guess it deprived them of their BLM narrative. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:29 AM (5xoct)

179 All we know for sure is that he has been pictured in IDF clothing, his name was searched in Israel 12 hours before “attempt”, and that he is somehow alive and in custody when Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good were shot dead for no reason. (Not sorry to bring them up)


Where can I get some IDF Clothing. Can Kohl's mom help me?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

180 It is enormously difficult to see your kid bear the consequences of poor choices, but this is essential to forming a functional adult.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

181 hey sponge hopefully she can ride bike or take a bus

that will probably help focus your daughter's mind a bit

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

182 Dalrymple termed this. “The Law of Unmerited Implausibility”; aka “That’s Not Happening! And It’s Good That It Is!!”.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:30 AM (eGKtV)

183 117 108 International inspectors estimate that Iran now holds about 11 tons of uranium at varying enrichment levels — a stockpile that, if further processed, could be sufficient to produce up to 100 nuclear weapons, according to a report by The New York Times.
Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:09 AM (oYdxP)


The NYT admitted to that ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Fake News!
-Also the New York Times

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 08:30 AM (Dv3i1)

184 There is also another anomaly. Trump DOES NOT GO TO these events. This is the very first time he would be in a room while people made fun of him. Was it staged? Of course it was, other wise he would not have gone at all.


Describe in detail how Trump convinced a left wing California teacher to go to prison for life just to stage this.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:30 AM (58Bi5)

185 hey sponge hopefully she can ride bike or take a bus

that will probably help focus your daughter's mind a bit
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)



She's been getting rides from her roommates where necessary. As for school, the bus stops out front of her complex, so she's good there.

Everything else is Uber.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

186 I'm surprised that there hasn't been reciprocity yet./i]

Dem pols are cookie cutter clones of each other. It doesn't matter to the country as a whole which corrupt Dem is in office. So honestly from a strategic perspective removing one by violence will generally just them replaced by the exact same empty suit.

Trump though? He is very, very different then most in the GOP both his in strategy and effectiveness. If they kill him they might set the movement back a decade, giving them enough time to implement 1984.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:31 AM (sKqQm)

187 Barky always defaults to the moderate tone while his rabid foaming at the mouth crazies go around shooting people. He pulled the same crap after people blamed Sarah Palin's target ad on the Loughner shootings. He's worse than the inciters because of his rank hypocrisy.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2026 08:32 AM (R86kT)

188 We must remember that Trump Derangement Syndrome is not exclusively about Trump. Whoever follows Trump, whether Rubio, Vance or even, against all political sense, a Nikki Haley-type, the EXACT same hatred will form. The point is, that person is not one of them, not of their tribe. The useful idiots are primed to hate -- the target is a matter of moment and convenience.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 27, 2026 08:32 AM (fZiTB)

189 It is enormously difficult to see your kid bear the consequences of poor choices, but this is essential to forming a functional adult.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)



Yep.

I said it multiple times over the weekend. I'm tired of saying 'it is what it is.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

190 I used to have a different nic, true so I'll settle for life without parole.

Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:32 AM (Cif43)

191 Jesus that post to SM from the Sarasota Democratic Party?!?! (on instapundit - read "Well that sucks." and they were "feeling disappointed" just after the shooting)

monstrous. the D party needs to be folded. SOON.

or Spanish Civil War we come.

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

192 Sounds naive, hopeless, futile, and crazy but until the masterminds of the sedition and treason from 2016 to the present are indicted the killing and attempts to kill will continue.
Stone cold Marxist revolutionaries know no other way.
Based America First loyalists laugh at Iran, Russia and even Chyna compared to the lethal threat presented by the Dem Marxists inside the wire. .

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 27, 2026 08:33 AM (FCPbW)

193 Describe in detail how Trump convinced a left wing California teacher to go to prison for life just to stage this.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:30 AM (58Bi5)

It's a DC jury - he's not going to prison for life.

And to a leftist, that's further proof. Nothing super bad will happen to this guy because of the venue. Trump would have known that, you see, so he was able to convince this Democrat, Teacher of the Year, California resident, Harris donor to help prop him up before the midterms.

Obviously.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 08:33 AM (iNUL3)

194 Turn the tables.


Watch how quickly everything is condemned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

195 Wait -- is someone complaining that they didn't shoot the suspect?
——-

They didn’t shoot the Black man with a Capital B, thus proving it is a “false flag”. I think that’s what the argument is. Keep in mind they are fucking crazy. I’m sure it makes perfect sense inside their head.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:33 AM (eGKtV)

196 *Describe in detail how Trump convinced a left wing California teacher to go to prison for life just to stage this.*


It was all a clever ruse to distract attention from the Epstein files.

Posted by: Candy in the Ovens at April 27, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

197 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 27, 2026 08:34 AM (53oGX)

198 They didn’t shoot the Black man with a Capital B, thus proving it is a “false flag”. I think that’s what the argument is. Keep in mind they are fucking crazy. I’m sure it makes perfect sense inside their head.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:33 AM (eGKtV)



They didn't shoot the black man because they weren't black men in the south side of Chicago on a Friday night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

199 "Allen had attended a No Kings rally in California and was a part of the group named The Wide Awakes.

Are The Wide Awakes like the really, really wokes?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

200 I get the DC jury thing but I feel like federal charges will supersede that

there's so much talk of "he'll get off" all over the socials

he will not.

that talk is just FUD

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:35 AM (j+aD2)

201 I mean, we and our side talk in apocalyptic terms about the nature and desires of the left and yet no one on our side has taken any shots at them.

Hmm... could it be they are in fact in the main, lunatics inhabited by the spirit of Satan?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)
========
I think this is spot on truth. The Bible states that in the end times there will be a great separation: father against son, mother against daughter, brother against brother, etc.
This has been happening for at least 20 years at an accelerating rate. Now it is really hard to ignore.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 27, 2026 08:35 AM (JNTt1)

202 Everything changes when liberals have to start dodging bullets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 27, 2026 08:35 AM (JNTt1)



Nick asked for it...............


https://youtu.be/7Rhc8W1hb74

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

204 It was all a clever ruse to distract attention from the Epstein files.


that's what I'm hearing. evergreen.

meanwhile did you guys see that awful brew pub in Wisconsin I think? Minocqua Brewing Company?

their post after the shooting:

"Well we almost got Free Beer Day. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle. We'll never know. Regardless we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens."

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)

205 >>I get the DC jury thing but I feel like federal charges will supersede that

>>there's so much talk of "he'll get off" all over the socials

>>he will not.

>>that talk is just FUD

I'm sure most DC residents would like to find a way to let him off but I don't see how they get around the fact that he shot a SS agent in the chest. That might be a bit hard to overlook.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (viF8m)

206 >>All we know for sure is that ... he is somehow alive and in custody when Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good were shot dead for no reason. (Not sorry to bring them up)


It has to be hard to be this stupid, right?

Is every police interaction the same in their mind, so that it is utterly shocking and confusing that granny gets a ticket for running a stop sign, but an antifa protester who throws a firecracker at an ICE officer is taken down and forcibly arrested?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (5xoct)

207 "virtually unchecked for at least the past 70 years"

Where was the illustrious GOP?

Posted by: Sidney at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (Uy/WF)

208 189 It is enormously difficult to see your kid bear the consequences of poor choices, but this is essential to forming a functional adult.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)


Yep.

I said it multiple times over the weekend. I'm tired of saying 'it is what it is.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

It's how they get it. We've been one car down 8 months. Finally gonna replace it this summer. The car is seen as WAY more valuable now. And walking everywhere has become a thing - it's healthy.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 08:39 AM (tOcjL)

209 Should the USDA Be in Iowa or D.C.?
_______
No. Greenland.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 08:39 AM (AlhUl)

210
Well, they totaled the First Daughter's car. They'll be coming to pick it up today. She'll be without one for a while as things as they stand will no allow for another for now. She'll have to deal with that.

As I've told her since she was a wee lass, actions have consequences.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM


my son has an '03 Ranger just taking up space on the drive

all she'd need is a Harbor Freight brake line flaring tool, a couple quarts of DOT 3 brake juice, and some gritty determination

and a parking brake cable
and probably a battery

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2026 08:39 AM (2/MrR)

211 If it was an assassination attempt on Trump, why did SS get JD Vance off the stage first, then come back for Trump? Genuine question. Does that suggest Vance is the more valuable asset?



Always send the junior guy out first in case more are waiting outside.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:39 AM (58Bi5)

212 "Well we almost got Free Beer Day. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle. We'll never know. Regardless we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens."

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)

I love that 'it was one of our people and they failed' isn't an option. They're perfect marksmen, every one, OR they're tools of the Administration.

There is no third option.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 08:39 AM (iNUL3)

213 204 It was all a clever ruse to distract attention from the Epstein files.


that's what I'm hearing. evergreen.

meanwhile did you guys see that awful brew pub in Wisconsin I think? Minocqua Brewing Company?

their post after the shooting:

"Well we almost got Free Beer Day. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle. We'll never know. Regardless we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens."
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)


Funny how the Molotov cocktails and mass looting sprees always seem to miss these establishments...

Pfft.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2026 08:40 AM (x0n13)

214 The media: Trump is a NAZI and should be removed by any means necessary, I mean wouldn't you get rid of Hitler if you could?

/Some lefty tries to assassinate the President

The media: Well, I guess people just naturally don't like Trump. Why are you looking at us like that?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:25 AM (sKqQm)

Not too long ago the left loved the term "stochastic terrorism". Seem to have suddenly forgotten all about it. Of course they were projecting.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 27, 2026 08:40 AM (lFFaq)

215 I sometimes wonder about the left wanting a revolution. Their greatest ally is that Republicans, conservatives, libertarians, and even independents just want to be left alone. If the left pushes they'll quickly discover that shrieking AWFL 's don't hold up well under gunfire

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ)

216 My wife said Melania left D.C. for Mar-a-Lago after this latest assassination attempt and has no intentions of returning to the capitol city. I haven't gone looking for verification.

Anyone heard something similar?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 08:41 AM (jehhT)

217 my son has an '03 Ranger just taking up space on the drive

all she'd need is a Harbor Freight brake line flaring tool, a couple quarts of DOT 3 brake juice, and some gritty determination

and a parking brake cable
and probably a battery
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2026 08:39 AM (2/MrR)



I have a 96 Ranger. She's shown no desire to learn how to defeat the millennial antitheft device, tho.

Were I closer to you, I'd make you an offer. I love the classic Ranger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

218 There is at least some question whether the man shot at the barn was actually Booth. No photographs were taken, which is strange? Probably was Booth, but it was irregular the way they handled everything iirc.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (eGKtV)


Booth was a Mossad agent. The assassination was done on the orders of Israel, unless we've decided that Lincoln is literally Hitler. Booth is alive and living in Tel Aviv. -- social media

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

219 114 NYPost: Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives
Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 08:11 AM (oYdxP)
=======
He was just practicing what he preaches.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 27, 2026 08:42 AM (JNTt1)

220 >>If it was an assassination attempt on Trump, why did SS get JD Vance off the stage first, then come back for Trump? Genuine question. Does that suggest Vance is the more valuable asset?

Trump said the reason they didn't get him off the stage faster is because he wanted to stay and see what was happening. It's not a mystery, he explained it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 08:42 AM (viF8m)

221 I wonder why the shooter did not want to kill Kash Patel and specifically mentioned him in his manifesto?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)


Brown skin.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

222 Did the media say anything about his race? I have not seen anything about his race mentioned.
All I have heard is his name and he is from California. He is well liked and is the smartest thing since cool whip. Oh, and he tried to kill a secret service agent.

Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 08:43 AM (pvf3X)

223
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

1m
JUST IN: Attorney Mehek Cooke goes NUCLEAR on Barack Hussein Obama after Hussein claimed we don’t know the “motives” of the man who tried to kill President Trump

“Obama is a LIAR. He says ‘we don't know the motive’ but the shooter left a MANIFESTO targeting Trump and officials!”

“Democrats know violent rhetoric has consequences and voters will punish it.”
@MehekCooke


Hussein is the great divider. This is what he does to America.

https://tinyurl.com/4kn4upvt

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

224 It's a DC jury - he's not going to prison for life.

And to a leftist, that's further proof. Nothing super bad will happen to this guy because of the venue. Trump would have known that, you see, so he was able to convince this Democrat, Teacher of the Year, California resident, Harris donor to help prop him up before the midterms.

Obviously.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Guns were bought in California. Transported to DC.

He can be tried in any state he passed thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:43 AM (58Bi5)

225 All we know for sure is that ... he is somehow alive and in custody when Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good were shot dead for no reason. (Not sorry to bring them up)

You can see the insanity of the left on display here. They claim to believe the left unfairly targets black people for murder but here the black guy is still alive.

And the answer is pretty simple. They are wrong about this.

Then on the other side Good is dead because she tried to kill a cop, and Pretti is dead because he decided to fight with a cop while armed.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

226 How is the condition of the SS agent who was shot?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (LmPA0)

227 I'm just surprised there isn't any audio of the shooter yelling alohasnackbar as he ran through the lobby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

228 There's plenty of violence on both sides. Yes, 3 times Democrats have used guns to try to shoot Trump, but remember, a Democrat also used water to shoot Ilhan Omar. So, you know, both sides.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (0e5Te)

229 I haven't heard that about Melania but if I were her, I'd basically decamp to Florida too.

she can fly up for official events. and PDJT should spend more time in FLA

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (j+aD2)

230 If it was an assassination attempt on Trump, why did SS get JD Vance off the stage first, then come back for Trump? Genuine question. Does that suggest Vance is the more valuable asset?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ycI94)
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Because Trump ducked under the dais and was already surrounded by his assigned agents. Watch the video carefully:

https://tinyurl.com/mwhmb253

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 08:45 AM (1o8D5)

231 I'm sure most DC residents would like to find a way to let him off but I don't see how they get around the fact that he shot a SS agent in the chest. That might be a bit hard to overlook.

==

Quite an elaborate "staged event" when you plan out a SS agent getting shot in the chest! /s

Reminds me of the stone cold psychopaths that said Trump wanted sympathy, so he staged the Butler assassination attempt and gladly had that fireman kille to boost his approval ratings. There's no saving these rotted minds.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 08:45 AM (qBdHI)

232 How is the condition of the SS agent who was shot?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (LmPA0)



His vest took the brunt of the shot and he was taken to the hospital as a precautionary measure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

233 >>It's a DC jury - he's not going to prison for life.

@DataRepublican has recently tweeted details of a program in DC public schools that trains students for jury duty jurors, i.e. how to make sure criminals aren't found guilty. Seriously, they are indoctrinating kids to poison future juries.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 08:46 AM (5xoct)

234 221 I wonder why the shooter did not want to kill Kash Patel and specifically mentioned him in his manifesto?


his wife is Indian-American.

he is very very strongly against any restrictions on immigration of any kind. so Kash was good, just by virtue of being Indian-American.

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:46 AM (j+aD2)

235 How is the condition of the SS agent who was shot?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:44 AM (LmPA0)
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Fine. Vest saved him. He didn't even want to go to the ER to be checked but was told to JIC.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 08:46 AM (1o8D5)

236 >>How is the condition of the SS agent who was shot?

I think he has already been released from the hospital. He was wearng bulletproof vest and it saved him but Allen shot him. That's going to be a bit difficult to sweep under the rug.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

237
Guns were bought in California. Transported to DC.

He can be tried in any state he passed thru.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2026 08:43 AM (58Bi5)



Because if Kyle Rittenhouse taught us anything, it's you can't cross state lines with a gun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

238 It's a DC jury - he's not going to prison for life.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

He might not go to prison because almost all of these wannabe heroes that think they will be celebrated in the history books for murdering PDT, immediately begin playing the victim, denying all charges and proclaiming their innocence.
For people so intent on murdering the President they sure like to throw cold water on their own manifestos.

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2026 08:47 AM (F3Dlr)

239 Correct me if I am wrong - POTUS & VPOTUS have separate assigned SS teams, right?
So each team focuses on their protectee semi-independently.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:47 AM (LmPA0)

240 How did they capture the shooter? I've seen the video where he runs by the checkpoint and the SS agents miss him with pistol fire.

Was there a later confrontation and that's where the agent was shot and they captured the shooter?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

241 Normal, decent peaceable people are slow to saddle up, though fast to ride.

Leftists wargamed all this stuff out many decades ago. Hindsight being 20/20. They knew they couldn’t do their work too fast, or they would get smoked, and rightly so. There have always been factions who disagree on methods.

The 60’s brought this to the forefront. The radical Weatherman style revolutionaries versus the “peace love & dope” crowd. The radicals have the upper hand, and have been mainstreamed and installed themselves at every level. This is their chance, they believe, and have been waiting for this moment for a long long time.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 08:48 AM (eGKtV)

242 He was wearng bulletproof vest and it saved him but Allen shot him. That's going to be a bit difficult to sweep under the rug.
Posted by: JackStraw

That must hurt.
Probably cracked some ribs.
Definitely attempted murder.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:49 AM (LmPA0)

243
It rolls off the tongue easier than "Mussolinian figure."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:16 AM (2Ez/1)

___________

And less convoluted than "Hirohitoian figure".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

244 Reminds me of the stone cold psychopaths that said Trump wanted sympathy, so he staged the Butler assassination attempt and gladly had that fireman kille to boost his approval ratings. There's no saving these rotted minds.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 08:45 AM (qBdHI)

Exactly. Whoever said the left *always* projects was spot on.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (lFFaq)

245 I get the DC jury thing but I feel like federal charges will supersede that

Federal charges accomplish nothing. He'd still be tried in DC in front of a jury. If they acquit, they acquit, regardless of who is leveling the charge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

246 Was there a later confrontation and that's where the agent was shot and they captured the shooter?


so he had to turn and go down stairs to get to the ballroom (although he could have shot from the stairs and killed people and probably planned to)

one of the agents had the sense to just tackle him just before he got to the staircase

that said the SS looked like ... not great

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (j+aD2)

247 The latest assassin isn't going to prison in D.C. Or anywhere else. None of them have. They're either dead or tied up in judicial purgatory. But not in prison.

Charlie Kirk's assassin is still going through the judicial motions. Almost a year later. In Utah.

The judicial system isn't politically blind. It's fully on the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (jehhT)

248 "Well we almost got Free Beer Day. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle. We'll never know. Regardless we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens."
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)


My wife's treasonous siblings were bemoaning the fact that he was still alive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

249 And yet J6ers get thrown into solitary for years

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:52 AM (LmPA0)

250 Pretty sure this POS will get life in prison.. I know a DC jury will try to be lenient but Federal charges should override that...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ZGBUU)

251 Guns were bought in California. Transported to DC.

Queue the meme of the guy sweating over which button to press over more gun control in CA or taking out the Orange Hitler.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 27, 2026 08:53 AM (eOqcD)

252 The judicial system isn't politically blind. It's fully on the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (jehhT)

That's the biggest reason they can really let their freak flags fly - they've got absolute top cover from the 'neutral' arbiters of justice.

They won't face any real consequences.

Edit: They don't believe they'll face any real consequences.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 27, 2026 08:53 AM (iNUL3)

253 "...his wife is Indian-American."


Feather or dot?

Posted by: Sorry. Couldn't resist at April 27, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

254 Edit: They don't believe they'll face any real consequences.

While we would get more mileage out of arresting the funders/organizers of these assassins, giving one of the shooters old sparky on national TV would also have a positive effect...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

255 Guns were bought in California. Transported to DC.

OMG! HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

256
My wife's treasonous siblings were bemoaning the fact that he was still alive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)



Have you called them sick f*cks to their face?

Because you should call them sick f*cks to their face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

257
that said the SS looked like ... not great
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (j+aD2)



This is what happens when you go months without pay.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

258 2 important tweets at Insty

1) the commie Dems are not going to "tone down" their rhetoric; brief history of the Spanish Civil War

2) the universities are still churning out commies even more radical than the current Dem leaders

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (tUP1A)

259 257
that said the SS looked like ... not great
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 27, 2026 08:50 AM (j+aD2)


This is what happens when you go months without pay.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1

By design ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (ZGBUU)

260 This was an attempted mass casualty event for political reasons. Aka terrorism.

He should be charged with terrorism. All his social media interactions - accounts that egged him on - should be charged with conspiracy and incitement.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (fE6HJ)

261 Treasonous Siblings used to tour with The Smothers Brothers back in the day.

Posted by: Music nerd at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)

262 And yet J6ers get thrown into solitary for years
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 08:52 AM (LmPA0)



Because they were inches away from raping and murdering and raping AOC, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

263 How many assassination attempts have been made on President Trump that we don't know about -- especially involving Iran (not to mention the GloboHomo Deep State, including our own CIA?

After the second public attempt at Mar-A-Lago, I remember Seb Gorka claiming it had been the 5th attempt -- meaning there are three that haven't broadly been publicized ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 08:58 AM (VdTX+)

264
By design ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 08:57 AM (ZGBUU)



Most likely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

265 "...his wife is Indian-American."


Feather or dot?
Posted by: Sorry. Couldn't resist at April 27, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)



7-Eleven

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

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