Tucker Carlson Is Scraping and Clawing and Suing His Sister to Claim a $2,414 Monthly Payment from the Swanson Family Fortune His Sister Says He's Not Even Entitled To?

I've linked Malcolm and Simone from Based Camp before. Commenters said "who are those lefties with the huge Power Spectacles" and yeah, they do look like total lefties, but they are deeply #Based.

Anyway, discussing Tucker Carlson, Malcolm said that he didn't really believe the take that "Tucker is independently wealthy due to his family fortune and hence is not bribable by Qatar" because he's not actually an heir to that fortune. One can be part of a family without being an heir to the rich members of that family.

Not that he was saying Tucker Carlson was being bribed by Qatar -- just that he doesn't have the big pile of money people assume he does, which would make him un-bribable.

Based on this article from the Daily Mail sent by beckster: Tucker is only getting $2,144 per month, and he has to lodge lawsuits just to get that much. So he doesn't seem to even have enough Podcast Money to just tell his sister, "Take the $2,144 per month, I need it not."

Chances are Tucker Carlson didn't eat many TV dinners growing up.

He's also not missing many meals now. He's a Hungry Man Sirloin Steak Dinner with Brownie 4.

Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

But according to the sister he barely acknowledges, he now wants more than his share.
The multi-millionaire former Fox News host is embroiled in a bitter he-says-she-says battle with his heiress stepsister Dr Roberta 'Bo' Hunt, over the Swanson TV dinner family fortune she claims he is not entitled to, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.

Tucker insists he doesn't want the money, yet his name appears in court documents demanding $2,414 a month.

Is it that bad, Tuq'r? You have to fight a woman for rent money?

Hunt is the only biological child of Patricia Swanson Carlson, heiress to the Swanson frozen food firm famed for its iconic foil-wrapped dinners of the 1950s. Patricia adopted Tucker and his brother Buckley in 1979.
When the Daily Mail asked him about the stepsister he grew up with, Tucker claimed: 'I don't know who this person is really.'
But we clearly touched a nerve. 'She's bonkers,' claimed the 56-year-old former Fox News host, denying any knowledge of the legal wrangling.
For her part, Hunt, 61, a Georgia-based college professor, decided to step out of the shadows armed with a trove of family photos, financial records, and a legal complaint stating Tucker has been wrongfully receiving their late mother's inheritance.
'I'm not saying I hate him or that he's a bad person,' Hunt told the Daily Mail in an exclusive interview. 'I just want him to do what he knows is the right thing.'
Hunt's lawsuit against the TV star boils down to a sibling squabble over less than $2,500 per month, marking an ignominious decline for the Swanson family, once revered in Nebraska for their success and philanthropy.
Hunt claimed in a 2024 legal complaint that Tucker and his brother Buckley have improperly received a total of $21,727 each from her mother's trust since she died in 2023, arguing that the document written by her grandfather says the money should only go to blood descendants of the Swanson line, not adoptees.

It's possible that Tucker signed the documents because his ne'er-do-well, ne're-employed idiot Nazi brother needs the money.

Tuq'r keeps saying the doesn't talk to this woman, which is odd, because the questions seem to be whether he filed a legal motion to take $2,414 per month from her, not whether he talks to her or not.

...
The Swansons' holdings were estimated to be in excess of $100 million at the time, almost a billion dollars in today's money, after the sale of their food business to Campbell's Soup Company.
...
So when 18-year-old daughter Patricia announced to her father that she had secretly married beau Howard Feldman, Gilbert felt the need to scramble to protect the family legacy.
He demanded his daughter sign over control of her inheritance to the family lawyers, then set up a trust that stipulated Swanson riches could only pass to grandchildren 'born in lawful wedlock', according to Hunt's 2024 lawsuit.
The Carlson brothers' entry to the Swanson family was a little more turbulent than 'lawful wedlock'.
After majoring in architecture at UC Berkeley, Lombardi met and married Tucker's father, TV newsman Dick Carlson, and moved to Los Angeles, where she had the two boys.
...
According to Dick's divorce filings, Lombardi also fell into 'alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine abuse' that 'left her incapable of properly caring' for the children.
Tucker put it succinctly in his father's obituary: 'His wife departed for Europe and didn't return.'

So, Tuq'r's mom was a bohemian pot-head who fucked off to Europe, abandoning them, and then, long story short, Tuq'r's father had an affair Patricia Swanson, then married to another man. Later they married and Patricia adopted the Nepo Babies Tuq'r and Buckley, but the grandfather apparently didn't want them included in the family's trust.

Once ensconced in La Jolla, the Carlson pad became the venue for high society dinner parties where future California Governor Pete Wilson and author Theodore Geisel -- aka Dr Seuss -- were regulars.
Two streets away lived Patricia, married by then to architect George Hunt, and their teenage daughter, Roberta.
...
But Hunt says her father left her mother after she and Tucker's dad began an affair.
Dick moved in with his two sons around 1977, leaving Hunt feeling like 'an afterthought' in the family throughout her teenage years. Patricia adopted the Carlson boys in 1979.
'It was all about Dick Carlson and his boys,' Hunt, a Georgia Military College professor, said. 'Whenever anything would go wrong, I was always the one who got in trouble.'
...
Asked by the Daily Mail whether he grew up living in the same home as Hunt, Tucker took on an indignant tone, characteristic of his expressive on-screen persona, and replied: 'No!'
'I've had no contact with this person in more than 30 years,' he added, claiming he last saw her 'in the 1980s', and that 'I don't know who this person is really.'

Yeah but are you filling motions to grab that $2,414 or not? That's the question. No one cares whether you're friendly with your adopted half-sister. That's not the story here.

This is just Tuq'r's usual dishonesty and evasiveness.

And evidence does shoe them together sixteen years ago:

[R]ecent pictures show Hunt and her children dining with Tucker and his family at an Easter brunch in Washington, DC, around 2008 and hanging out with Tucker's wife at his home around 2010....
'I don't know why he would lie about it,' Hunt said.

Because lying is a drug that Tuq'r got addicted to long ago. Like he got addicted to booze and, I'll warrant, drugs.

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Hunt claimed that on one occasion in the years before her mother's death, Patricia and Buckley asked her and her cousins to sign papers that would confirm the inclusion of the Carlsons in the Swanson grandchildren's trusts.
She alleges a trust established by her grandfather specifically bans inheritance by anyone other than blood relatives, excluding adopted family members.
And she makes it clear the lawsuit is personal, pointing out that the Carlsons never knew her grandfather, the source of the disputed legacy, while to her, he was 'Big Poppa'.
...

Tucker claims he has had nothing to do with the trust or the court case.
'I have never taken a dollar of the money,' he said. 'I'm not involved in any way. I have never responded to anything.'

But filings from 2025, submitted on his behalf without a lawyer, acknowledged it is 'true' he received thousands a month from the trust.

Later filings say he and his brother hired attorneys who are taking the case to trial in August.

So again, this doesn't prove he's being paid off -- but it does disprove the claim that he is so rich due to his dad marrying into the Swanson fortune that he would never be tempted to take money from a foreign power or play to the algorithm to boost his ratings.

Below: Tuq'r is angry at Trump for focusing all of his attention on Israel.

Tucker Carlson is the laughing stock of social media 😂

This guy nailed it! pic.twitter.com/4UXwuxCDP0
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) April 24, 2026

Oh and look who just woke up: Longtime defender of the Woke Reich, who has repeatedly chastised people for "dividing the right" by counterattacking the nasty leftwing cunts who have been attacking us for years, finally admits that maybe, just maybe, some of the extremists of the Fake Right are actually operatives for the left sent (and maybe paid) to divide us.

So NOW Matt Walsh is admitting some "conservatives" on "the right" may not have actually been on "The Right" at all and might have been a part of an op?

Interesting. Because when many of us tried to point this out to him, we were told "NO ENEMIES TO THE RIGHT" from Walsh.… pic.twitter.com/FfwaFM1hJp
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) April 23, 2026

Nick Fuentes just happened to be at the SPLC organized "Unite the (Fed) Right" rally in Charlotesville --but say it's a fed op to suggest that maybe he was in on the op.

Nicholas J. Fuentes
@NickJFuentes
Apr 23
The new line that I worked with the SPLC is the laziest fed-jacketing narrative yet.
I was 18 when I went to Charlottesville.
The SPLC doxed my house in 2022 which led to me almost getting murdered, got me censored, doxed my interns and got friends of mine fired from their jobs

Bonus: The left is suddenly very, very worried that a small number of partisans controlling the media could -- if you can believe this -- use their media power to influence public opinion.

It’s fascinating to watch Democrats like Cory Booker suddenly become very concerned about who controls the media and the influence that it can have on the public.

"If you can control the news that people can see, you can control the opinions that people form."

Unreal. pic.twitter.com/YrcZVY5yba
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 24, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 Ugh

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 03:32 PM (4KUe5)

2 Tuq'r's Qatar funding money must have dried up due to Trump's Hormuz blockade.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)

3 Cory Booker admits they’ve depended on their control of the MSM for so long it’s never occurred to them things might change.

LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 03:34 PM (4KUe5)

4 Cory Booker didn't just discover anything. He knows, and that's why he's a-feared.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 03:35 PM (5hs8R)

5 How do we know that it wasn’t an SPLC larper who showed up on Fuentes’ doorstep?

Just asking’ questions, you guyz

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4KUe5)

6 Just wait until Tuq'r finds out that he doesn't get houris in paradise -- but instead he [i[is one of the houri -- a trans houri in drag -- fucked in the ass for eternity for being an infidel after all, despite aying jizya. "Here's your jizz-ya back -- uhhhhhh!," say the not-gay martyrs to Tuq'r.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:36 PM (Av6i5)

7 40 paces? I raise blisters from fifty.

Posted by: Bill Gates, Jr at April 24, 2026 03:37 PM (gKWVE)

8 Maybe Tucker could start eating crackers, ace.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2026 03:38 PM (rbvCR)

9 The wealth (or lack thereof) of this puffy goober is fodder for tabloids, I guess, but it never mattered for trying to understand the motivation for his rantings.

Even very rich guys can be bribed, can want to make even more money (almost all of them do), and/or are susceptible to other kinds of persuasion.

I personally think Tucker had a nervous breakdown and is not medically insane. But it doesn't matter. He still rants like a madman about insane shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 24, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

10 Walsh is no enemies to the right vs his employe who believes only enemies to the right?

How does that work?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 03:38 PM (4KUe5)

11 Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Poor Ace goes on one date with AllahPundit and everyone thinks he's garrett's boyfriend.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 03:38 PM (5hs8R)

12 I read the entire thing and what I got out of it was this:

Ace is rating dumpy men so we 'ettes don't have to.

Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 24, 2026 03:39 PM (fxCK2)

13 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?

Posted by: Brad Majors at April 24, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

14 Dick moved in with his two sons around 1977, leaving Hunt feeling like 'an afterthought' in the family throughout her teenage years. Patricia adopted the Carlson boys in 1979.

'It was all about Dick Carlson and his boys,' Hunt, a Georgia Military College professor, said. 'Whenever anything would go wrong, I was always the one who got in trouble.'

I did not have Tuq'r Qatar'lson as Evil Stepbrother No1 in some family's Cinderella story.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 03:40 PM (a+4eV)

15 Saying he doesn't know people he clearly knows seems to be a thing with him. He's unraveling.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (INQN/)

16 Strong work this week, Ace. Why don't you finish off the afternoon shift and then take the rest of the week off! You deserve it!

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (I0N4X)

17 >>I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite

This is about the Vespa and the Messenger Bag jokes, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (ytyaf)

18 "Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces."

That's very very straight. The Blade only singes quim at 35 paces.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

19 Seems like Tu'ca is a petty little shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (jehhT)

20 >> Strong work this week, Ace. Why don't you finish off the afternoon shift and then take the rest of the week off! You deserve it!

Classic.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (ytyaf)

21 I have no doubt that you're straight, ace, and the comment was funny, but why would you want to "singe quim at 49 paces."? That would seem to lead to a lifetime of forced celibacy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (As86G)

22 Does Tucker need that money, or does he just not want the sister to get it?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 03:42 PM (vbXSk)

23 "He's also not missing many meals now. He's a Hungry Man Sirloin Steak Dinner with Brownie 4."

Lol. Thanks, ace!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 03:42 PM (NpAcC)

24 >>I have no doubt that you're straight, ace, and the comment was funny, but why would you want to "singe quim at 49 paces."? That would seem to lead to a lifetime of forced celibacy.

He meant 'Sous Vide'.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:42 PM (ytyaf)

25 Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Ace, anyone who builds shelving as straight, strong, and generational as you do is not gay.

* taps chest with fist, then points at Ace *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1)

26 Quim should already be damp at 40 paces. If it's singe-ing, then it must be dry -- hence, you are actually gay despite the remote combustion.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)

27 Qatarson grifting for money the same way cavernous nostrils does always made me wonder how much money they really had, and how much of it was wasted on booze, chips and gay bars

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 24, 2026 03:44 PM (REq0p)

28 So, sigh, I never defend Tucker. But...

If granddad died before mom...she inherited and could do what she wants with the money in her will if she decided to change the terms of the trust.

If granddad wanted to secure these "just for blood relatives", he should have made the beneficiary directly those kids. But he didn't...he seems to have made it mom, and thus Tucker is likely in the right, although that's pending if mom made changes correctly.

And his half-sis sounds like a piece of work as bad as he is...there seems to be no family relationship by either side there, and neither with the other adoptee.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 03:44 PM (tOcjL)

29 This is about the Vespa and the J. Crew Messenger Bag jokes, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at April 24, 2026 03:44 PM (0sNs1)

30 He was making ungodly sums at Fox. Did he blow it all?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 24, 2026 03:44 PM (INQN/)

31 Tucker has to have a pile of money stashed away and way more than his sister has.
Now of course if he is entitled how much he has doesn't have any bering, but if he has no clzme then let her be.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)

32 >>despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Despite being so straight I lower the stiction coefficient of passing quim by 1000%.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:45 PM (ytyaf)

33 Corey Booker is a Senator because New Jersey voters want you to know they are so Not Racist, We Sent A Complete Idiot To Washington (But He Went To Yale!)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 03:45 PM (k6go2)

34 Tucker shouldn't be getting 2400 a month I should be getting that 2400 for having to eat nasty ass Swansons TV dinners every Sunday before Mutual Of Omahas Wild Kingdom and The Disney Hour came on. The only thing edible in them horrible things was the brownie and that was if the sauce from the salisbury steak didn't cross contaminate with it. Makes me want to vomit just remembering that shit. So glad when that Sunday TV dinner tradition died in my childhood household.

I demand reparations from Swansons!

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2026 03:45 PM (IlL6s)

35 He meant 'Sous Vide'.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:42 PM (ytyaf)

Sounds like something from that film, "Silence of the Lambs" Ok Ace is hot. He's presumably not a cannibal as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 03:45 PM (As86G)

36 Ace, anyone who builds shelving as straight, strong, and generational as you do is not gay.

* taps chest with fist, then points at Ace *
Posted by: Duncanthrax

You’re saying he’s only as straight as his shelving? That’s backhanded right there.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 24, 2026 03:45 PM (36bTp)

37 Did he blow it all?
Posted by: Ordinary American

Yes -- all 10 inches.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:46 PM (Av6i5)

38 >>>Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay

One of the oldest memes at the HQ.

But, only half?

Posted by: No Name Today at April 24, 2026 03:46 PM (8mulE)

39 He's also not missing many meals now. He's a Hungry Man Sirloin Steak Dinner with Brownie 4.

Well, I guess I’m at least a 5 then.
He got sirloin, though.
I’m stuck with Salisbury.
Can’t afford the good stuff.

Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

We cosmopolitan men take so many slings and arrows these days due to all the faggery around.

It’s tough, but as straight men who singe quim, we deal and soldier on.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

40 Sounds like something from that film, "Silence of the Lambs" Ok Ace is hot. He's presumably not a cannibal as well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Nobody tell her about the hobos.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 24, 2026 03:47 PM (IHcUS)

41 My mother didn't permit those TV dinners in our house.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 24, 2026 03:47 PM (INQN/)

42 This is like a weekly recap of All My Children or something.

Posted by: Dark L at April 24, 2026 03:47 PM (W5mpo)

43 Claiming, "I don't even know who that person is", is part of Tuckers' more recently acquired persona. It can be someone he's known and interacted with for years and all of sudden he doesn't know them.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2026 03:47 PM (33LJY)

44 you seem to toss ghey and feygala, along with some other wonderfully insulting terms, out with abandon, and i find it delightful.
extrapolate from that what you will, but it doesn't seem gay.

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM (R11M+)

45 41 My mother didn't permit those TV dinners in our house.
Posted by: Ordinary American

"We were so poor, we had to eat Radio Dinners."

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM (Av6i5)

46 If there was a movie that had a penis as the lead character, Booker would win that role hands down.

Wheneve he speaks all I see is a talking penis.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM (yv1Au)

47 >>I have no doubt that you're straight, ace, and the comment was funny, but why would you want to "singe quim at 49 paces."? That would seem to lead to a lifetime of forced celibacy.

He thinks that's how straight guys talk.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM (viF8m)

48 despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

My rhymes are so potent
That in this small segment
I made all of the ladies
In the area pregnant

Posted by: The Hiphopopotamus at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM (X+NGn)

49 If granddad died before mom...she inherited and could do what she wants with the money in her will if she decided to change the terms of the trust.
.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 03:44 PM (tOcjL)
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Interesting take on trusts. As an executor who just argued with a beneficiary, the advice I got is this is only true after considerable litigation makes it so, otherwise you would be "pissing in the wind". That's legal phraseology I heard, I swear.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM (k6go2)

50 Like to see a court find that "Mr Carlson seems to have difficulty telling the truth. I therefore find that he has no credibility". Same with Owens.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2026 03:49 PM (gu0hJ)

51 Malcolm has to be the gayest-looking straight man walking the Earth.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 03:50 PM (iXqHn)

52 that was so complicated!!!!

so basically Tuck is NOT a member of the Swanson family at all?!?

ugh this sort of thing is so toxic. first families get dumped for second (and third) families in rich households all the time, but in this case he and his brother are not by blood even related to the Swansons!

I'm a "first family" kid. btw it does suck but I didn't get anything and didn't want anything (except attention which I never got from my wayward, rich Dad). he went on to have 3 families! the kids from the second try to bitch to me as if I am going to feel sorry for them lol.

so yeah, I think the idea that Tucker is rich is probably false!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 24, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)

53 43 Claiming, "I don't even know who that person is", is part of Tuckers' more recently acquired persona. It can be someone he's known and interacted with for years and all of sudden he doesn't know them.

yes

he's a sociopath

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 24, 2026 03:51 PM (j+aD2)

54 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Wheneve he speaks all I see is a talking penis.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Mark Kelly at April 24, 2026 03:52 PM (0sNs1)

56 My rhymes are so potent
That in this small segment
I made all of the ladies
In the area pregnant
Posted by: The Hiphopopotamus

Is that from Rhyme-Noceros and Hip-Hop-Popatamus (Flight of the Conchords skit)?

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)

57 he went on to have 3 families!

Fucker's setting up franchises.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at April 24, 2026 03:53 PM (X+NGn)

58 only 40 paces?

You have a long way to go.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at April 24, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)

59 Tucker insists he doesn't want the money, yet his name appears in court documents demanding $2,414 a month.
-------

Right, he wants more than that money.
There's an unspoken story here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 03:53 PM (XAeCh)

60 XTC - We your not the boss of me now
Your not the boss of me now
And your not so big

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

61 If granddad died before mom...she inherited and could do what she wants with the money in her will if she decided to change the terms of the trust.

That's what my dad's widow is doing with the money Dad left her.

I'm disinherited because I excused myself from talking with her last time we were in the same physical location.

Good thing I never expected anything out of Dad's estate.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (a+4eV)

62 Fucker's setting up franchises.

lol he lives in FLA now with third wife and their son

he's old as f too

also still very wealthy

look good for him he's definitely done a lot .. of women

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (j+aD2)

63 Tucker has been on TV news, in one form or another, since at least Crossfire in the 1990s.

How the hell could he be close to broke after all those TV contracts over the years, is what I’m wondering?

He should have millions stashed away just from the recent money he made at Fox.
I’d think he wouldn’t need the Swanson money at all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

64 Matt Walsh has always been a lying blubbery bag of shit opportunist. I can’t see how anyone thought he was really a conservative.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (yv1Au)

65 So he's a coat-riding bastard? Great. Moving on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (diia5)

66 tucker had the world by the balls a few short years ago and he blew it by going insane.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 24, 2026 03:55 PM (0N4FZ)

67 Although I suppose you could make a superhero film where the superhero only singes the quim of evil women who want to take over the world.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 03:55 PM (As86G)

68 Any chance Carlson went the Qataris and begged for a deep pocket?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 03:55 PM (DIbRX)

69 Tucker and I think his brother went to school at St. George's over by Newport. It's one of the most expensive boarding schools in the country. Somebody with deep pockets was footing that bill.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

70 Mutual Of Omahas Wild Kingdom

I so loved that show en I 'ere a lad.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 24, 2026 03:56 PM (DgMqy)

71 Good thing I never expected anything out of Dad's estate.

that's the way to be. me either, I know I'll never see anything. it's calming to me to be honest.

expecting an inheritance is ... sort of not healthy for you. f that I do for myself

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 24, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

72 I'm not saying my mom was a bad cook, but my six brothers and I eagerly looked forward to the occasional TV dinner night at our house.

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2026 03:56 PM (I0N4X)

73 It must be really awkward for Tucker's son Buckley working for JD Vance knowing that Trump now Trump considers Tucker the enemy.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 03:56 PM (NpAcC)

74 Carlson was making between $15-$20 million a year at Fox and they paid him through 2025 as per his contract. So I’m betting he’s not looking in the couch for quarters

Posted by: Vengeance at April 24, 2026 03:56 PM (yv1Au)

75 expecting an inheritance is ... sort of not healthy for you. f that I do for myself
Posted by: BlackOrchid

absolutely!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 03:57 PM (a+4eV)

76 47 >>I have no doubt that you're straight, ace, and the comment was funny, but why would you want to "singe quim at 49 paces."? That would seem to lead to a lifetime of forced celibacy.

He thinks that's how straight guys talk.

I'll withhold judgement until I know where he stands vis a vis carburetors for breakfast.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

77 when the boy was just talking he used to sing that as,
"bop see now, bop see now
and you don't so big"

Posted by: cmeat at April 24, 2026 03:57 PM (R11M+)

78 It must be really awkward for Tucker's son Buckley working for JD Vance knowing that Trump now Trump considers Tucker the enemy.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 03:56 PM (NpAcC)

I guess you missed the news? He is no longer employed in the WH.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (GD0B3)

79 How the hell could he be close to broke after all those TV contracts over the years, is what I’m wondering?

He should have millions stashed away just from the recent money he made at Fox.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

Some people live paycheck-to-paycheck, no matter how big that paycheck is.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (a+4eV)

80 Ace isn't gay, he's cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (DIbRX)

81 72 I'm not saying my mom was a bad cook, but my six brothers and I eagerly looked forward to the occasional TV dinner night at our house.

Ditto. My 3 bros and 1 sis always thought the TV dinner portions were kinda small, though.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy)

82 69 Tucker and I think his brother went to school at St. George's over by Newport. It's one of the most expensive boarding schools in the country. Somebody with deep pockets was footing that bill.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

His adopted mom. I admit, I didn't realize how toxic granddad was towards mom. Boy, being adopted and being told your worthless and a waste of the family's resources is probably something that would f&ck you up in the head for life.

Explains so much...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (tOcjL)

83 I was going to make a quim joke, but checked to see how many, if any, preceded me. 16. The number of mentions was 16. In 27 minutes.

Methinks Ace knows his audience.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

84 So Tucker needs to maintain the illusion that he is a heir to a vast fortune in order to run the con that he is important because he knows important people 'cause he's rich?

LOL

You knew--past tense--important people; you were at Mar a Lago on Election Night.
Now the closet you get to Trump is seeing him on TV.

That's the devilry of the Jews, not your fault, right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2026 03:59 PM (tUP1A)

85 70n" i'll stay here in the jeep while jim wrestles the alligator"

Posted by: cmeat at April 24, 2026 03:59 PM (R11M+)

86 Cheap among the rich? Just asking

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 24, 2026 03:59 PM (Lnjzl)

87 73 It must be really awkward for Tucker's son Buckley working for JD Vance knowing that Trump now Trump considers Tucker the enemy.
Posted by: redridinghood

He no longer does, he left for another role.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 03:59 PM (hftzA)

88 Cucker is a fraud. But his hate is real.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 03:59 PM (GD0B3)

89 He's a Hungry Man Sirloin Steak Dinner with Brownie 4.
...
author Theodore Geisel -- aka Dr Seuss -- were regulars.

Wouldn't that make Tucker a-

Green Eggs and Ham 2?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2026 04:00 PM (iJfKG)

90 Some people live paycheck-to-paycheck, no matter how big that paycheck is.

exactly

and people who had a taste of being very wealthy will try like heck to keep that up

he could easily have burned thru that salary trying to live like a "Swanson heir"

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 24, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)

91 " I singe quim at 40 paces"

You are a treasure, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 24, 2026 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

92 was going to make a quim joke, but checked to see how many, if any, preceded me. 16. The number of mentions was 16. In 27 minutes.

Methinks Ace knows his audience.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM

Actually, it would be 15 that preceded your usage of quim, not counting the original quim that Ace preceded the mentions with.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0sNs1)

93 91 " I singe quim at 40 paces"

You are a treasure, Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 24, 2026 04:00 PM (xcxpd)
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Agree! Thanks for the shout-out, Ace!

Posted by: beckster at April 24, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)

94 Actually, it would be 15 that preceded your usage of quim, not counting the original quim that Ace preceded the mentions with.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher/i]

With which Ace preceded the mentions.
*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

95 There is nothing as poisonous to a family as undeserving people arguing over an estate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 04:02 PM (i9sDw)

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

97 This Thread is Filled with Quim!

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 04:02 PM (ytyaf)

98 82 His adopted mom. I admit, I didn't realize how toxic granddad was towards mom. Boy, being adopted and being told your worthless and a waste of the family's resources is probably something that would f&ck you up in the head for life.

Explains so much...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 03:58 PM (tOcjL)

My grandmother was saying that about me to my cousins, and I'm not even adopted. Nor was my family exactly rich.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:03 PM (iXqHn)

99 People who live in glass houses should be wary of chickens that come home to roost!

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:03 PM (GD0B3)

100 97 This Thread is Filled with Quim!

Would you say we have a quirim?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

101 So, did Tucker go nuts when adopted mom died in 2023? Was that his breaking point? Might track...forgiven for grief in the beginning, and now being part of the hated part of the 2nd family...ostracized...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:04 PM (tOcjL)

102 oh yeah, poor Tucker, best of everything growing up, private schools and nepo employment. Swanson fortune was not his, he is no blood relative, and grandpa Swanson decided wisely.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:05 PM (GD0B3)

103 Glass house, hell no. I hate doing windows.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:05 PM (DIbRX)

104 My grandmother was saying that about me to my cousins, and I'm not even adopted. Nor was my family exactly rich.
Posted by: XTC

That's even worse

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 04:05 PM (a+4eV)

105 Tucker put it succinctly in his father's obituary: 'His wife departed for Europe and didn't return.'

If only Tucker would do the same. Maybe he could get his photo on the back of a milk carton.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 24, 2026 04:06 PM (D0HYP)

106 95 There is nothing as poisonous to a family as people arguing over an estate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 04:02 PM (i9sDw)

FIFY - undeserving plays no part. Arguing over the estate is where toxicity starts, whether you "deserve" it or not.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:06 PM (tOcjL)

107 This is about the Vespa and the Messenger Bag jokes, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (ytyaf)
~~~~~

I think it's about the fur-lined Crocs.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (3ImbR)

108 102 oh yeah, poor Tucker, best of everything growing up, private schools and nepo employment. Swanson fortune was not his, he is no blood relative, and grandpa Swanson decided wisely.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04

I don’t want to defend Tucker, because he is a jerk. But once you are adopted, you are just as much a child of the person who adopted you as the one they gave birth too - that is the entire point behind adoption.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)

109 Based on this article from the Daily Mail sent by beckster: Tucker is only getting $2,144 per month, and he has to lodge lawsuits just to get that much. So he doesn't seem to even have enough Podcast Money to just tell his sister, "Take the $2,144 per month, I need it not."

---- Ace

Well, not to defend ol Tucker, but he could just be being a huge jerk to his family to get that 2100 dollars despite his podcast and saved salary from a life in the MSM. I'd hope that the bribe's he getting for his current antics pay him well enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (8avO+)

110 >>There is nothing as poisonous to a family as people arguing over an estate.

And nothing as Universal.

I always remember the after the Funeral Scene from Zorba the Greek when this topic comes up.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (ytyaf)

111 Strong work this week, Ace. Why don't you finish off the afternoon shift and then take the rest of the week off! You deserve it!
Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2026 03:41 PM (I0N4X)
=====================
Don't listen to Muldoon, Ace! Maybe wait until cocktail hour kicks in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM (997iW)

112 I don’t want to defend Tucker, because he is a jerk. But once you are adopted, you are just as much a child of the person who adopted you as the one they gave birth too - that is the entire point behind adoption.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)

Not when billions are concerned.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM (GD0B3)

113 Looks like many of you read the Quimran religiously.

Ick!

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM (Ut8AT)

114 104 That's even worse
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 04:05 PM (a+4eV)

Didn't find out until years after she died, when one of my older cousins decided it was time to tell me how much my grandmother actually disliked me.

(For what it's worth, that cousin took my side on that.)

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM (iXqHn)

115 108 102 oh yeah, poor Tucker, best of everything growing up, private schools and nepo employment. Swanson fortune was not his, he is no blood relative, and grandpa Swanson decided wisely.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04

I don’t want to defend Tucker, because he is a jerk. But once you are adopted, you are just as much a child of the person who adopted you as the one they gave birth too - that is the entire point behind adoption.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)

Exactly, mom wanted all her kids to be part of her family - those she had and those brought to her family (by Tucker's dad). Mom seems like the most upstanding person of this whole ugly family.

I imagine with her gone, they've all devolved to their worst traits.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM (tOcjL)

116 Patricia adopted Tucker and his brother Buckley in 1979.

Ace, can I borrow the time machine? I can include this on the list of 1979 items to fix.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM (D0HYP)

117 Wow, I feel like a tycoon.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 24, 2026 04:09 PM (2ap+5)

118 There is nothing as poisonous to a family as undeserving people arguing over an estate.
---
Yup.
The best thing you can leave your children is nothing.
Liquidate it before you die and spend it like a drunken sailor.
It's equal parts greed and hubris to accumulate wealth merely for your children.
And look at how corrodes you, look at all these grifters seeking "generational wealth."
Look at Rick Wilson, how nasty and debased he has become toward the ideals he used to claim merely in sating his obsession for a few more dollars.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2026 04:09 PM (tUP1A)

119 Not when billions are concerned.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:08 PM

I guess it depends on which side you sit. But legally, you are. The birth certificate changes and everything.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:09 PM (hftzA)

120 The number of mentions was 16. In 27 minutes.

Methinks Ace knows his audience.
Posted by: Archimedes

**********

When Fenelon beats you to commenting on the word 'quim' it may be time to reconsider your life choices.

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2026 04:10 PM (I0N4X)

121 106 FIFY - undeserving plays no part. Arguing over the estate is where toxicity starts, whether you "deserve" it or not.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:06 PM (tOcjL)

Pretty much. My father is trying to figure out how to make it clear to his current wife (not my mother, my mother has been dead for a good while now) that she's getting everything, that he's not hiding anything away for me, so that she won't sue me after he dies.

Because she doesn't believe him.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:10 PM (iXqHn)

122 With those baby soft hands that old Tucky has, he could be making a lot more than $2400 a month giving rubs and tugs behind the Circle K.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 24, 2026 04:10 PM (k1E2D)

123 I hate doing windows.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:05 PM

There's a whole community that feels as you do.

Posted by: Linus Torvald at April 24, 2026 04:10 PM (0sNs1)

124 I love Tucker as much as I love a gerbil. He jumps around with those expressions and giggles and I just want to stuff him full of sunflower seeds and cap'n crunch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (Fbc0I)

125 I guess it depends on which side you sit. But legally, you are. The birth certificate changes and everything.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:09 PM (hftzA)

Grandpa Swanson decided where his fortune should go, and Cucker can't sue for entitlement to that fortune.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (GD0B3)

126 My mom could cook pretty well.
I never complained other than that one time she went on some crazy diet in the 80s and we were eating lamb roast, baked chicken, liver, and brussels sprouts several times a week.

I enjoyed TV dinners back then just because it meant we could eat on a tray on front of the TV instead of at the kitchen table every night.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

127 Tucker and Buckley still sound like a yuppies Golden Retrievers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (gu0hJ)

128 73 It must be really awkward for Tucker's son Buckley working for JD Vance knowing that Trump now Trump considers Tucker the enemy.
Posted by: redridinghood
---

I think he's not there anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (XAeCh)

129 FIFY - undeserving plays no part. Arguing over the estate is where toxicity starts, whether you "deserve" it or not.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:06 PM (tOcjL)
================
"undeserving" is very much intended and I prefer it in the original. People who didn't earn the money who reject the terms of the gift they received but still spend their time arguing with each other over the remains of someone else's life work are nothing if not "undeserving".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 04:12 PM (997iW)

130 Yup.
The best thing you can leave your children is nothing.
Liquidate it before you die and spend it like a drunken sailor.
It's equal parts greed and hubris to accumulate wealth merely for your children.
And look at how corrodes you, look at all these grifters seeking "generational wealth."
Look at Rick Wilson, how nasty and debased he has become toward the ideals he used to claim merely in sating his obsession for a few more dollars.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2026 04:09 PM (tUP1A)

While I told my parents to spend everything, they died too soon. The 2nd best thing you can do is split everything equally and let everyone know in advance, that's the plan.

When you leave folks out, when you change percentages, when you direct things to certain people, the ugly comes out.

Also, have the lawyer of the family meet all the heirs after the funeral and tell them they could all inherit something or they could all fight it out and pay him the entire estate in fees. Two options - people tend to like the option that gets them something.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:12 PM (tOcjL)

131 despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Damn, Ace, you gots you a way with words. Maybe you outta write for a blog or something.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

132 I don’t want to defend Tucker, because he is a jerk. But once you are adopted, you are just as much a child of the person who adopted you as the one they gave birth too - that is the entire point behind adoption.

An adopted son would be as much a presumptive heir as a biological son. However, if you have a will or trust you can exclude any or all of your presumptive heirs (depending on the state). If the parent died without a will or trust the intestate laws would apply and the adopted son would get the same standard share as the biological one.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 24, 2026 04:12 PM (D0HYP)

133 I mean he can sue, which is what he is doing..but...

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)

134 Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Yeah I don't think gay dudes are interested in busty Leprechaun porn so you're safe there.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2026 04:13 PM (CHHv1)

135 121 106 FIFY - undeserving plays no part. Arguing over the estate is where toxicity starts, whether you "deserve" it or not.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:06 PM (tOcjL)

Pretty much. My father is trying to figure out how to make it clear to his current wife (not my mother, my mother has been dead for a good while now) that she's getting everything, that he's not hiding anything away for me, so that she won't sue me after he dies.

Because she doesn't believe him.
Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:10 PM (iXqHn)

Ummmm, isn't that a warning sign about the current state of that marriage?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

136 127 Tucker and Buckley still sound like a yuppies Golden Retrievers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (gu0hJ)

Tucker actually is the name of a popular-on-Youtube Golden Retriever.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:13 PM (iXqHn)

137 125 I guess it depends on which side you sit. But legally, you are. The birth certificate changes and everything.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:09 PM (hftzA)

Grandpa Swanson decided where his fortune should go, and Cucker can't sue for entitlement to that fortune.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (GD0B3)

Apparently, if you read the article, mom either did or was doing the legal work to change that (depending if the single suing party signed or not - I bet she did, b/c her other siblings did, and I doubt she was a holdout with mom alive).

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

138 Nothing is worse than a family quarrel over parents' estate.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

139 135 Ummmm, isn't that a warning sign about the current state of that marriage?
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

They're only still together to use each other.

She's with him to inherit his estate, he's with her because as a nurse, she can get him easier access to doctors for his deteriorating lungs.

They haven't lived in the same house for like 15 years now, and can only stand each other if they don't see each other more than twice a week.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:15 PM (iXqHn)

140
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Mark Kelly at April 24, 2026 03:52 PM (0sNs1)

You're a space chimp with a glans-shaped head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2026 04:16 PM (y9nCu)

141 The best thing you can leave your children is nothing.
Liquidate it before you die and spend it like a drunken sailor.
It's equal parts greed and hubris to accumulate wealth merely for your children.
And look at how corrodes you, look at all these grifters seeking "generational wealth."

If you treat it as security against unforeseen developments, and not a substitute for your own efforts, it's okay, but I know many people lack the will power to do that.

The money I inherited from my parents has or will go to my kids and grandkids. We've invested it for them, and otherwise live within our means. It certainly helps that my kids were all healthy and happy, but if they weren't, we had the means to make a difference in their lives.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:16 PM (Riz8t)

142
I saw I Singe Quim open for My Bloody Valentine at Cade Cod on the 4th of July in '91.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2026 04:16 PM (iJfKG)

143 Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

LOL.
You're not supposed to singe it, Ace...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

144 Tucker and Buckley still sound like a yuppies Golden Retrievers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2026 04:11 PM (gu0hJ)

Buckley was the name of Liz Taylor's groom in Father of the Bride.

Played by the same actor who played the guy hiding in the water tower in Stalag 17.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

145 139 135 Ummmm, isn't that a warning sign about the current state of that marriage?
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

They're only still together to use each other.

She's with him to inherit his estate, he's with her because as a nurse, she can get him easier access to doctors for his deteriorating lungs.

They haven't lived in the same house for like 15 years now, and can only stand each other if they don't see each other more than twice a week.
Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:15 PM (iXqHn)

Yeah, see that sounds like a divorce with the division pre-death would be way less ugly.

At this point, she'd probably given him all the doctor access she can...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (tOcjL)

146 Let me break this to you gently. Most people you know are living relatively paycheck to paycheck. Rich. Poor. Whatever.

The idea of living below one's means is very, very rare. And always has been. That's why our parents worked like dogs for shitty companies that jettisoned them at the drop of a hat.

Just how its always been.

Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (Vfb5s)

147 Below the fold is everything i like about your writing. Above the fold is is making political points in a way i would expect from The Squad. Cheap shots below the level of ad hominum.
Please leave your targets' families of the blog.

Posted by: Nato at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (74cob)

148 Bonus: The left is suddenly very, very quiet hunting wabbits.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (Kt19C)

149 Dad married a rich party girl and brought his two sons along. They all took advantage of step mom's money but Big Daddy Gramps said those two asshoe boys aren't in the chain?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 04:18 PM (XAeCh)

150 "Yeah I'm rating dudes now too, who cares, half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces."

Damn. The STDs are that bad? Have to stop banging those monkey pox dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 04:18 PM (zZu0s)

151 Nick Fuentes --

The new line that I worked with the SPLC is the laziest fed-jacketing narrative yet.

I was 18 when I went to Charlottesville.

The SPLC doxed my house in 2022 which led to me almost getting murdered, got me censored, doxed my interns and got friends of mine fired from their jobs

-------------------------------------------------------

Just because the Dems betrayed you afterward is not a refutation that you worked with them before hand. How did they get your name to invite you to Charlottesville in the first place? You were just 18.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

152 The quim count is up to 33.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)

153
Because she doesn't believe him.
Posted by: XTC at April

This is so crazy to me. J will inherit money. His family is very, very wealthy. He has a daughter with his ex wife. I would never, ever, in 8000 years want her excluded from inheritance when J passes, if he passes before me. I can’t even imagine that.

Now his ex-wife, who is a bit of a loon, likes to cry the blues that I will end up with the money she should have gotten and I am currently living her life or some such craziness. She ignores the fact she kicked him out and asked for a divorce. What she thought would happen is he would crawl back begging. Instead, he accepted her offer of divorcing her flavor of crazy, and chose to pursue my flavor of crazy instead.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (hftzA)

154
despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Yeah, and the last bird I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later.

Posted by: The Lord Flashheart at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (y9nCu)

155 I always remember the after the Funeral Scene from Zorba the Greek when this topic comes up.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 04:07 PM (ytyaf)
======================
So I had to look that up, not having ever seen the movie.

https://tinyurl.com/5auhyswb

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (bOmGj)

156 Once ensconced in La Jolla, the Carlson pad became the venue for high society dinner parties where future California Governor Pete Wilson and author Theodore Geisel -- aka Dr Seuss -- were regulars.

Hey, if any of you in the horde would like to snap up Dr. Suess's home in La Jolla, it is for sale.

4 Bedroom, 4 Bath, 5,004 sqft, overlooking the Pacific Ocean, only $9,950,000

https://tinyurl.com/DrSuessHouse

Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

157 Instead, he accepted her offer of divorcing her flavor of crazy, and chose to pursue my flavor of crazy instead.

I'll bet her taste in fashion is atrocious.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:21 PM (Riz8t)

158 Part of the issue with settling estates is that once someone sues to contest the will, the provisions in the will become subject to the whims of a judge. The original wishes of whoever made the will are not considered because the state knows better than anyone else, including the deceased. It only takes one greedy asshole to set the whole proceeding on fire, and anyone willing to do so has no qualms about burning every family relationship to the ground in the process.

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 24, 2026 04:21 PM (TMsqB)

159 half of you say I'm gay despite me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Ace, you're en fuego this week.*

*with apologies to The Guy Who Shouts "En Fuego!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (Wnv9h)

160 So - is the $2,144/mo up for grabs? If so, I'll take it!

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (Y4VCL)

161 Below the fold is everything i like about your writing. Above the fold is is making political points in a way i would expect from The Squad. Cheap shots below the level of ad hominum.
Please leave your targets' families of the blog.
Posted by: Nato at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (74cob)

That's the most warlike stance NATO can take these days. Sad!

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)

162 I'll withhold judgement until I know where he stands vis a vis carburetors for breakfast.

Can he call a pick 6?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (QZThv)

163 Rumour: Swalwell is "singing like a bird" about Congressional sex rings.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (0sNs1)

164 Sorry, $2,414/mo.

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (Y4VCL)

165 So - is the $2,144/mo up for grabs? If so, I'll take it!
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 04:22 PM (Y4VCL)

I've eaten enough TV dinners and canned stew I must be pureblood by now.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)

166 Wait.

Ace really is gay? I thought that was just a joke.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (W2Pud)

167 Let me break this to you gently. Most people you know are living relatively paycheck to paycheck. Rich. Poor. Whatever.

The idea of living below one's means is very, very rare. And always has been. That's why our parents worked like dogs for shitty companies that jettisoned them at the drop of a hat.

Just how its always been.
Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (Vfb5s)

Maybe.

We lived below our means to save for the kids college, pay off the mortgage ASAP, save and invest for retirement, save to take one nice trip per year(for certain values of nice).

Anyway, it's not particularly had once you make up your minds (you and spouse) to do it.

But, basically you're right, the demographics we ran for the area surrounding the biz showed pretty much everyone was house poor with loaded credit cards.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (iJfKG)

168 163 Rumour: Swalwell is "singing like a bird" about Congressional sex rings.

It would be the most productive thing that insect ever produced.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

169
Posted by: Nato at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (74cob)

Hi, Cucker. Didn't know that you could operate an RSS feed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (y9nCu)

170 Apparently, if you read the article, mom either did or was doing the legal work to change that (depending if the single suing party signed or not - I bet she did, b/c her other siblings did, and I doubt she was a holdout with mom alive).

There is no legal work to be done ... if Gramps Swanson made it clear.

I've got two kids. Both mine - both with Mama. And if she dies before me ? I can leave it all to the dogs. Or a tree in the back-yard. As long as I spell it out.

This idea of "entitlement" is the problem. Tucker isn't entitled to anything. It was never his to begin with.

Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Vfb5s)

171 huh

>>
@AllyJKiss
·
3h
👀 Woah.

>>In 2020, SPLC provided funds to FULTON COUNTY to assist in the purchase of additional absentee drop boxes…” and “spent nearly $3 million in the Georgia general and runoff elections…”

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

172 145 Yeah, see that sounds like a divorce with the division pre-death would be way less ugly.

At this point, she'd probably given him all the doctor access she can...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (tOcjL)

Oh, here's the humorous part.

THEY WERE GOING TO DIVORCE. And then she got mad and fired her lawyer, so they didn't.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (iXqHn)

173 An adopted son would be as much a presumptive heir as a biological son. However, if you have a will or trust you can exclude any or all of your presumptive heirs (depending on the state). If the parent died without a will or trust the intestate laws would apply and the adopted son would get the same standard share as the biological one.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 24, 2026 04:12 PM (D0HYP)

You can cut them out of the will, but it can open the will up to be challenged. If you want to "cut them out", you have to leave them something that is spelled out in the will like a $100 or something. Otherwise, the heir may challenge it on being forgotten.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (k1E2D)

174 The quim count is up to 33.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:19 PM

36 now.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (0sNs1)

175 166 Wait.

Ace really is gay? I thought that was just a joke.

The busty lesbian pron "accident" was a false flag to throw us off the scent.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

176 4 Bedroom, 4 Bath, 5,004 sqft, overlooking the Pacific Ocean, only $9,950,000

https://tinyurl.com/DrSuessHouse
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

I've seen how he built houses in his books. no thanks.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)

177 All these years people thought Tucker was a billionaire baby that has F-U Money and could speak his mind...

Turns out he is just another cheap media whore. If he was at least half-way pretty he'd make more money as a male prostitute turning tricks for gay legislators.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2026 04:25 PM (/lPRQ)

178 >>In 2020, SPLC provided funds to FULTON COUNTY to assist in the purchase of additional absentee drop boxes…” and “spent nearly $3 million in the Georgia general and runoff elections…”
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

Interesting way to fight poverty.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+)

179 All these years people thought Tucker was a billionaire baby that has F-U Money and could speak his mind...

Turns out he is just another cheap media whore. If he was at least half-way pretty he'd make more money as a male prostitute turning tricks for gay legislators.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2026 04:25 PM (/lPRQ)

he could be a cheap media whore who has F-U Money.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)

180 a false flag to throw us off the scent.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM

Could we not discuss that?

Posted by: Katy P. at April 24, 2026 04:26 PM (0sNs1)

181 Ami Kozak does a great Tucker imitation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 04:26 PM (RIvkX)

182 I'm sorry, i phrased that badly. For context: A left wing professor is suing Tuq'r Qatarlson to take the inheritance that his adoptive parents left to him when they passed.
Then politics happened to form the opinion presented above the fold.

Posted by: Nato at April 24, 2026 04:27 PM (74cob)

183 https://tinyurl.com/DrSuessHouse
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

I've seen how he built houses in his books. no thanks.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)

https://tinyurl.com/39k6a328

This one might be cheaper.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:27 PM (DwqWV)

184 Out: He had the beat the girls off with a stick

In: Me being so straight I singe quim at 40 paces.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

185
"Mr Carlson seems to have difficulty telling the truth. I therefore find that he has no credibility"

He lied about thinking turkeys could fly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

186 157 Instead, he accepted her offer of divorcing her flavor of crazy, and chose to pursue my flavor of crazy instead.

I'll bet her taste in fashion is atrocious.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026

You have no idea.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:28 PM (hftzA)

187 It only took $10K to buy Bolton. I suspect Tucker has gotten more for his soul...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

188 There was that one "incident" involving Marco Rubio at the Miami South Beach Foam Party.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2026 04:28 PM (/lPRQ)

189 Reading about the family's different relationships to each other and divorces, affairs, etc. gives me a headache and is confusing. I still don't understand why anyone would sue anyone over $2,414 a month unless they were actually entitled AND actually needed it to live. Weird.

Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:29 PM (oiNtH)

190 I'm sorry, i phrased that badly. For context: A left wing professor is suing Tuq'r Qatarlson to take the inheritance that his adoptive parents left to him when they passed.

$2500 a month ? That's a shitty pension.

Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 24, 2026 04:29 PM (Vfb5s)

191 You youngsters probably have no idea who Dr. Seuss (Ted Geisel) was.

Straight-up commie who wrote great children's books. Literally everyone in America 1950-1990 grew up reading his books.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 04:30 PM (RIvkX)

192 Tuckin' Fvcker strikes (out) again.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2026 04:31 PM (TezPK)

193 "All these years people thought Tucker was a billionaire baby that has F-U Money and could speak his mind...
Turns out he is just another cheap media whore."

Compared to me he is pretty damn rich, just from his media income over the years, he is surely sitting on millions. And he is probably making decent money online as a Trump basher. How much F-U money Tucker has, idk ... he is mouthy enough that he doesn't seem to fear being sued.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 04:31 PM (vbXSk)

194 172 145 Yeah, see that sounds like a divorce with the division pre-death would be way less ugly.

At this point, she'd probably given him all the doctor access she can...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:17 PM (tOcjL)

Oh, here's the humorous part.

THEY WERE GOING TO DIVORCE. And then she got mad and fired her lawyer, so they didn't.
Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:24 PM (iXqHn)

I'd recommend encouraging dad for your sake. As you said, she's gonna sue if they are still married. She loses all legal ground if they are exes.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:31 PM (tOcjL)

195 Hey, if any of you in the horde would like to snap up Dr. Suess's home in La Jolla, it is for sale.

4 Bedroom, 4 Bath, 5,004 sqft, overlooking the Pacific Ocean, only $9,950,000

https://tinyurl.com/DrSuessHouse
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (oiNtH)
=============
Nice house! Is there a car elevator?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 24, 2026 04:32 PM (qvDSc)

196 "Ace, you're en fuego this week"

Hopefully it has nothing to do with his his penis being singed.

I did particularly enjoy the dogs of the SPLC post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 04:32 PM (TIRHP)

197 In that last video Cory Booker uses bird hands.
Take from that what you will.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 04:32 PM (2Ez/1)

198 Article at American Thinker this morning, SPLCommunists fronted Nazis then ran money grabs to Leftists to fight those Nazis

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

199 Grok on Tq'r's net worth.
"Reputable sources like Celebrity Net Worth list it at $50 million, while others (including AOL and various 2025 analyses) put it closer to $30 million or in the $35–50 million range."

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (vbXSk)

200 When Tucker first started his podcasts he had a huge following, even I watched his efforts. All he had to do is remain on that track and he would still be venerated but no, he had to cosy up to every evil out there. I refuse to go near anything he does now.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (Tbs6N)

201 That guy has Tuck's toupee and giggle. Perfection. I always think of the Tuck's hemorrhoid pads when I think of Carlson. We know you need them, Tuck. I am sure that part of your anatomy is worn out and makes sad trombone sounds if you sneeze.

Ace, I always defend you against the gay bs. I should get a reward or something.

I thought Fuentes had recently vanished/fled with Crazy Candace due to a podcaster's recent death. A podcaster I had never heard of, by the way. I might have dreamed this since I don't have X, but my headline news knowledge is just enough to hang on. She claimed she's "traveling" with her family. Ok! I wouldn't know! Maybe she's in a psych hospital.

Sometimes I headline news at the UK DM, scroll down, see repeats x 3 and realize I don't know who these people are and why do I care?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)

202 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (NcvvS)

203 I was actually thinking the other day, who are the best conservative pundits?

We used to have Limbaugh and he set the standard...and no one has followed in his footsteps. Obviously we have clowns like Owens and Carlson, but sorry Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro? The former I can tolerate in small increments and the latter pisses me off even when I agree with him.

So...my top right wing pundit right now? Nick Freitas

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

204 Didn't Ace once bang Nora O'Donnell?

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

205 189 Reading about the family's different relationships to each other and divorces, affairs, etc. gives me a headache and is confusing. I still don't understand why anyone would sue anyone over $2,414 a month unless they were actually entitled AND actually needed it to live. Weird.
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:29 PM (oiNtH)

$30K a year for life, when you could live 40-50 more years? People sue for WAY less...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (tOcjL)

206 It seems like it would be pretty d-word r-worded to f-word around with the q-word.

Posted by: muldoon at April 24, 2026 04:34 PM (I0N4X)

207 When Tucker first started his podcasts he had a huge following, even I watched his efforts. All he had to do is remain on that track and he would still be venerated but no, he had to cosy up to every evil out there. I refuse to go near anything he does now.

Qatar pays a lot more then then having ads for Gold coins or robot insurance on a podcast

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

208 Matt Walsh has always been a lying blubbery bag of shit opportunist. I can’t see how anyone thought he was really a conservative.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 24, 2026 03:54 PM (yv1Au)

I'll give him credit for the "What is a woman" line. Wokeists still don't have a definition for that.

Most of our bag of shit opportunists don't come up with something like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)

209 153 This is so crazy to me. J will inherit money. His family is very, very wealthy. He has a daughter with his ex wife. I would never, ever, in 8000 years want her excluded from inheritance when J passes, if he passes before me. I can’t even imagine that.

Now his ex-wife, who is a bit of a loon, likes to cry the blues that I will end up with the money she should have gotten and I am currently living her life or some such craziness. She ignores the fact she kicked him out and asked for a divorce. What she thought would happen is he would crawl back begging. Instead, he accepted her offer of divorcing her flavor of crazy, and chose to pursue my flavor of crazy instead.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:20 PM (hftzA)

I don't mind that he's leaving me nothing (though, admittedly, I wouldn't have minded having some of the objects from the house when he passes), I mind that he can't convince his wife that he isn't, and she plans to sue me after he dies.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:34 PM (iXqHn)

210

Husband I started from nothing. we have worked our asses off to get where we are now.

We never expected to get anything from our parent's estates.

Mother-in-law let us know 30 years ago that whatever they had when they died would go to the sister. We didn't give a shit. We don't want anyone's money.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 04:35 PM (3ek7K)

211 A friend was a direct descendent of the McCormick spice family, he had access to interesting family properties, but wasn't a $$$ heir.

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2026 04:35 PM (L/jHz)

212 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 04:30 PM (RIvkX)

I'm glad I never knew about Dr. Seuss' politics until a few years ago on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 04:35 PM (GLmO1)

213 Most of our bag of shit opportunists don't come up with something like that.

Ahem. You undervalue my contributions sir!

Is a hot dog a sandwich?
What Republican would be the hottest as a Vulcan (guy or girl!)?
Why Palpatine is the hero of Star Wars!

and don't forget!

The 5 best detergents to gave your wife's boyfriend boxers clean after he goes off too early.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

214 Wheneve he speaks all I see is a talking penis.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 24, 2026 03:48 PM

What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Mark Kelly at April 24, 2026 03:52 PM (0sNs1)

No. You're a penis too.
You're Hedwigs angry inch.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (zafwz)

215 I thought Fuentes had recently vanished/fled with Crazy Candace due to a podcaster's recent death. A podcaster I had never heard of, by the way. I might have dreamed this since I don't have X, but my headline news knowledge is just enough to hang on. She claimed she's "traveling" with her family. Ok! I wouldn't know! Maybe she's in a psych hospital.

Sometimes I headline news at the UK DM, scroll down, see repeats x 3 and realize I don't know who these people are and why do I care?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)

I saw a roundup saying that Fuentes is in Italy and CandyO had a very late tweet announcement of travelling to the UK I think, claiming that the "right wing" peeps are fleeing the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)

216
Cucker Tarlson just figured out that prenups are a bitch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2026 04:37 PM (y9nCu)

217 Hahahaha, inheritance, hahahaha. I was supporting my parents when I was 18.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (DIbRX)

218 One of the interesting things comparing the right and left is the latter has enough money they throw around to keep everyone on the same narrative.

If you cut that off you'd see a lot more lefty pols/pundits leaving the plantation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

219 A friend was a direct descendent of the McCormick spice family, he had access to interesting family properties, but wasn't a $$$ heir.
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2026 04:35 PM (L/jHz)

FREE BLACK PEPPER FOR LIFE

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)

220 This reads like it was written by a homo.

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (RRQTN)

221 Tuq'r's Qatar funding money must have dried up due to Trump's Hormuz blockade.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)

-----------------

If he stayed true to American values he would still have a hugely popular and well-paying podcast.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (Tbs6N)

222 I mind that he can't convince his wife that he isn't, and she plans to sue me after he dies.
Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:34 PM (iXqHn)

Maybe if he signs a legal document that he gave you nothing, you could use it in your defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)

223 popular-on-Youtube Golden Retriever.

all goldens are popular- I'm on my tenth one. Finley, successor to Clancy II

Posted by: free tibet at April 24, 2026 04:40 PM (iNp3L)

224 "If you can control the news that people can see, you can control the opinions that people form."

Take the man seriously here for a moment. If you believe voters can be easily misled on issues they don't fully understand your take away should be to minimize government overall and move as much power to the local level as possible. That way smaller groups of people are highly incentivized to make decisions on things outside of what the media tells them.

But his take is just...as long as people I like control the media it will be ok if they are misled.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

225 Instead, he accepted her offer of divorcing her flavor of crazy, and chose to pursue my flavor of crazy instead.

Wow. Congrats, Piper. That's one of the truest and most honest admissions ever to come forth from a woman's lips.

The lovely and mostly logical Mrs naturalfake has the least amount of crazy in any woman I've ever met...Or she's very good at hiding the cray-cray.

Anyway, I think The Crazy is mostly related to the Actor's Dilemma.

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (iJfKG)

226 Reading about the family's different relationships to each other and divorces, affairs, etc. gives me a headache and is confusing. I still don't understand why anyone would sue anyone over $2,414 a month unless they were actually entitled AND actually needed it to live. Weird

It probably has nothing to do with the 2400 per month but the ultimate distribution or future distribution of the trust. If this case determines under the terms of the trust that adopted beneficiaries are excluded then both Tucker and Buckley (and heirs) are then cut out. Which means that depending on the terms of the trust leaves more for distribution to sister (and her heirs). In other words, sister doesn't want a Kennedy situation where entire generations do nothing but drink, hit on waitress and try to parlay their famous name to a Congressional seat they other wise have no business being in.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (cI94r)

227 And his half-sis sounds like a piece of work as bad as he is...there seems to be no family relationship by either side there, and neither with the other adoptee.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 03:44 PM (tOcjL)

---------------

I hate being a pedant but she is Tucker's step-sister. Half-siblings have one parent in common.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (Tbs6N)

228 I hate being a pedant but she is Tucker's step-sister. Half-siblings have one parent in common.

Oh the stories I could tell

Posted by: The Dryer at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

229 I am the executor of Mom's "estate." My folks were always very frugal, had to be, what with 7 kids on mostly one income. But they were happy, and raised us right. But, at least all debts were covered, so there's that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (0aYVJ)

230 Regarding estates, we are lucky to have siblings who are nuts but not greedy nuts who contest anything. When my mother goes to her reward it will be complicated, the land/house stuff divided in half, as brother lives on the lake. But no big fights over jewels or anything because I have no sisters to fight with.

My neurotic SIL did whine and complain when I chose (for my husband...he gave me the right to choose stuff as we wanted no furniture of his parents) a painting of their home in Long Island. She "could" ask for a copy and I'd make sure she got one (she'd pay). However, she spent much of that day whining so I guess I was not singled out except for jewelry.

I don't need jewelry, at all, or anything. I have plenty of everything. However, it was obvious that I got a cheap brooch (because I bought it for MIL when we had no money for a gift), and the rest got her good jewelry. It may be because I produced sons vs daughters to inherit stuff. I could have moaned about this but I wanted to get out of there and have a drink.

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