In Utah, Democrat Women Allege That the Latina Lesbian Running for Congress Sexually Molested Them, Forcing One Up Against the Wall and Demanding She "F***" Her Like a Man: Plus, More Democrat Female Predators

Democrat feminist and Latina lesbian accused of sexual harassment of women, including one woman she forced against the wall while gripping the victim's throat.

" " " Allegedly. " " " (Touches finger to nose.)

What the **** is going on in Utah?

Four people from Utah political circles -- three of them elected officials -- accuse Eva Lopez Chavez, a Salt Lake City Council member and Democratic congressional candidate, of restraining them during what they considered unwanted sexual advances.
Victoria Petro, who is Lopez Chavez's fellow City Council member; Maggie Regier, who worked on Stan Penfold's mayoral campaign in 2019; Hoang Nguyen, who is now a state representative; and Jen Plumb, now a state senator, described their allegations in interviews with The Salt Lake Tribune. Each person said their allegations arose in social settings before Lopez Chavez joined the City Council in 2023.
Petro, Regier and Nguyen said they told others at the time, which The Tribune confirmed.
None of the four reported the interactions to police or spoke about them publicly until now. They said they decided to come forward, in part, because of Lopez Chavez's candidacy for Congress in Utah's new 1st District and after her reaction to newly disclosed online posts that fellow candidate Nate Blouin made between 2009 and 2015, including statements that minimized sexual assault.
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In September 2022, Petro said, she and other council members went to a party after the wedding of a former council member.
At the event, Petro alleges, Lopez Chavez grabbed her by the throat, "pushed me back against a pillar so that my back was against the wall and told me, 'The only reason I still f--- men is because a woman hasn't shown me what I really want.'"

Petro said she froze, but remembers pushing Lopez Chavez's hand away and walking away. She said she told Puy about what she considered to be an assault. Puy confirmed she talked to him shortly after the party, and, he said, Petro "was kind of shocked at what had happened."
In her interview with The Tribune, Petro asked, "If a man had done that to me, would there be a question if it was assault or not?"
When Lopez Chavez ran for City Council in 2023, Petro said, she told a few of Lopez Chavez's supporters about what she alleges occurred. Once Lopez Chavez won her council race, the two women met for lunch and Lopez Chavez, Petro said, told her to stop telling people her story.
"At that point, I said, 'You shouldn't have given me a story to tell,'" Petro said. "It's my story."
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State Sen. Jen Plumb, D-Salt Lake City, alleges Lopez Chavez pushed her against a wall at a friend's birthday party in November 2022.
"It absolutely was a sexual advance. She leaned into me, grabbed onto my a--, got up in my face and said in my ear, 'You're sure you're straight?'" Plumb said. "I just pushed her away. Come on. Knock it off."
Plumb said she mostly dismissed it at the time, but now sees it differently.
"I've got to do some work on why I saw it that way, but I would not be comfortable with someone doing that to my daughter, to my mom, my best friends," Plumb said, "and I'm not comfortable with it being brushed away anymore."
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Plumb provided The Tribune with what she said were her most recent text messages from Lopez Chavez. One was an invitation to an event in June 2025, which Plumb said she declined.

She received the second one in February, she said, when Lopez Chavez wrote she had "heard some feedback regarding how you express our professional relationship that doesn't align with my experience" and wanted to meet to discuss it. Plumb, according to the messages she shared, did not respond.

I seem to remember a lot of male sexual assailants contacting their victims later and using the same kind of language -- "hey, I heard you remember things differently than I do, let's meet so I can convince you you're insane."

Nguyen, who is now a state representative, said Lopez Chavez attended a campaign event for Plumb in the Avenues neighborhood of Salt Lake City in 2022. As Nguyen was leaving the party, she said, Lopez Chavez asked for a ride to her car.
After she drove a few blocks, Nguyen said, Lopez Chavez told her to pull over -- which she did, believing they had arrived at her car. "Next thing I know she has leaned over and she's on top of me, holding my shoulders down," Nguyen said in an interview.
"I said, 'What are you doing?' And she said, 'Kiss me,'" Nguyen said. "She said, 'I'm not going to get off you until you kiss me.' I gave her a peck and she got off."
The next day Nguyen told a mutual friend. The person, a prominent Salt Lake City business owner and community volunteer, confirmed the version of events to The Tribune, which agreed not to name the business owner because they fear retribution.

That one might not be all that serious, compared to the others, but it does demonstrate a consistent pattern of aggressive sexual assault.

She even goes after they/thems.

Regier, who uses they/them pronouns, was working on Stan Penfold's mayoral campaign in 2019 when they went to a Human Rights Campaign fundraising event that Lopez Chavez was also attending, they said. Regier said Lopez Chavez was being "flirty" and led them around the room by the wrist.
Regier tried to deflect Lopez Chavez's attention and excuse herself from the situation, they said, but Lopez Chavez pulled Regier "into a literal corner in the hallway" and pinned them against the wall, refusing to let them leave. A friend of Regier's stepped in and separated them, they said.
Later, Regier was with a friend on the dance floor, they said, "and [Lopez Chavez] was kind of trying to grab on to me and another friend physically stepped between us and pushed her off of me and was like, 'Leave Maggie alone.'"

So close to Pride Month?!?!

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH, EVA?!!

She denies these allegations -- um, facts -- through her lawyer. Her lawyer, without an ounce of shame, peddles the same "I have other emails in which the victims do NOT accuse her of sexual assault, so that means no sexual assault must have occurred" line that has not worked for male offenders for a decade.

She's Average-Plus looking, a Chipolte 5.25 (they use metric), which I do not think is much consolation to the straight women she sexually assaulted.

Salt Lake City Councilwoman Eva Lopez Chavez, now a Democrat congressional candidate, once described herself as “a Mexican lesbian shaping downtown.”

She is now facing allegations from four women, including three elected officials, who say she restrained them during advances… pic.twitter.com/U1WkvaNC7a
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 23, 2026

It gets worse, if you can believe that.

From Piper:

The 79 year old black Congresswoman Alma Adams was investigated for an inappropriate relationship with a female staffer.

A Democratic lawmaker was quietly investigated by the House Ethics Committee for allegedly pursuing an "inappropriate relationship" with a staffer -- but the probe never substantiated the claims and was closed without releasing any public findings.
Rep. Alma Adams, a 79-year-old North Carolina pol who has served the state's 12th District comprising Charlotte since 2014, was slapped with the ethics complaint in 2022 for getting "extremely close" to her aide Sandra Brown, NOTUS first reported.
Aides who spoke with ethics investigators were questioned about Brown's visits to Adams at a one-bedroom apartment in DC -- and her self-published novel that describes a quarrel between a woman and her lover's husband, according to the outlet.
Aides who spoke with ethics investigators were questioned about aide Sandra Brown's visits to Rep. Alma Adams at a one-bedroom apartment in DC, NOTUS reported.
The book, "BossLady: The Legend of Sydney Donovan Begins," was published under the pseudonym SaVette Brown, though the author's Amazon page identifies her as "Sandra Austin Brown."
Brown had claimed the fictional account "was loosely based on her life," a source with direct knowledge of the remarks mentioned to NOTUS.
Their alleged relationship also created a "hostile work environment," the report stated, with Brown weighing in on key decisions and even overruling higher-ranking staffers.
People familiar with the probe told the outlet that half a dozen ex-Adams aides were interviewed between January and September 2023 in both Charlotte and Washington, DC, after "a high-ranking staffer" filed the complaint with the Ethics Committee.
That same year, Brown was promoted to deputy chief of staff and later was also made district director of the congresswoman's Charlotte-based office.

Mother of god https://t.co/c01kVGhZd5
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) April 23, 2026

That's a Red Lobster Early Bird Special 2.

Speaking of predatory lesbians, an old quote from actress Anna Kendrick has new import now that Australian police are investigating Pop Retard Katy Perry for allegedly rubbing her dirty vaiszh on Ruby Rose's face.

"She saw me 'resting' on my best friends lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomitted on her," she wrote in another reply.

That's a lot grosser than I thought. I first heard that Perry was accused of rubbing up on Rose, like grinding on her, which would be off-putting and a sexual assault if you want to push it, but not really a strong criminal case.

But the actual allegation, which I'm just seeing now that I write this post, is disgusting.

The allegation is so specific and gross it's almost self-authenticating, in the sense of, if I were going to make up this kind of lie, I doubt I'd make up this lie.

Could I make it up? Sure, I guess, but I think I'd stick to something more mundane, like the "grinded up on me sexually" story I made up in my own mind.

Rose, who is Australian, also claimed that Perry agreed to help her secure a visa for the United States after the alleged incident. She said that she’s "not interested in filing a report" about the incident, but she welcomes a lawsuit if Perry wants to take the situation to court.

She has since filed a report with the police.

And adding to that story:

Anna Kendrick says that Perry "finger-banged my cleavage."

In the resurfaced 2014 appearance on Conan, which was featured in Page Six, Kendrick described an unexpected interaction with Perry at that year's Grammy Awards, calling the encounter "weird" and describing the singer as "aggressive."
During the interview, Kendrick recalled attending the Grammys in a low-cut Azzaro gown when Perry allegedly approached her. "Katy Perry finger-banged my cleavage. It was a weird night," Kendrick said, prompting laughter from the audience.

Sounds like Katy Perry has a habit of doing over-the-line, outrageous stuff as part of her Sex-Retard Ditz-Whore act.

I have a friend who used to do stuff like that but would play it off with charm and humor. He once, out of the blue, grabbed a girl's butt. When she turned in anger, he said, "What, don't you Lambada?," which was a thing (A Forbidden Dance thing) at the time. She just burst into laughter and it was forgotten.

But sometimes people don't laugh and you don't get away with it.

And sometimes you step so far over the line that a well-delivered "Lambada" joke will not cover it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:42 PM

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1 Bull dyke eh?

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2026 04:44 PM (YwEeS)

2 Is it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (2UnvF)

3 Ace, I sent you something on x along these lines. But I should have included a “I hope you are not eating warning.” Sorry.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (hftzA)

4 Sounds like a nutcase as well as a very angry woman and possibly drinking if the allegations are true. And ok what does "f me like a man" mean if you're a lesbian?. Get a dildo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (ix8EF)

5 update with ANOTHER dem congresswoman lesbian sexual harassment story

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

6 Also, Ace, never mind. You have it. lol.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 04:46 PM (hftzA)

7 The only 'unwanted advance' I'd ever make is on a communist leftist...with a fixed bayonet.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:46 PM (aCkLa)

8 Be better, Utah.

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 04:47 PM (teZkF)

9 >>.3 Ace, I sent you something on x along these lines. But I should have included a “I hope you are not eating warning.” Sorry.

yes, Piper, I just saw that After I posted. I added it. Thanks again!

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

10 She's Average-Plus looking, a Chipolte 5.25 (they use metric), which I do not think is much consolation to the straight women she sexually assaulted.

You're a strict grader, Ace. And no, I've been out of the joint for a year now.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 23, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

11 sorry I didn't thank you in the post, I was scrambling to get it up before the post was old and no one would see the update

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

12
Women's prison movie stuff here!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:48 PM (tgvbd)

13 >>>You're a strict grader, Ace.

she's not cute. She looks like a Latina Muppet. Big oval nose like Bert.

Doesn't "cute" have to mean more than "neither elderly nor obese?"

I think it must. On this hill I will die. I can do no other.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

14 I'm in a foul mood today.

In case nobody's noticed.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:49 PM (aCkLa)

15 I did not have sex with that cleavage, Ms. Kendrick.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at April 23, 2026 04:49 PM (skR0U)

16 She has an odd look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

17
Campaign Trail Bitches, soon on Netflix

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:49 PM (tgvbd)

18 poz

Posted by: Federal Rabies Detective Eliot Ness at April 23, 2026 04:50 PM (pkaxU)

19 Everybody wants some strange poonanny these days.

Social Media has turned a generation of women into narcissistic lesbian influencers mostly in love with themselves.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)

20 Doesn't matter if the accusations are true or not -
it is how revolting the accusations are.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:50 PM (/lPRQ)

21 i like the joke (they use metric) and you guys are creeps for not giving it props

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)

22 Women's prison movie stuff here!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:48 PM (tgvbd)

Campaign Heat!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 04:51 PM (wVcYX)

23 Jesse Kelly - "Mother of god". lol!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Dv3i1)

24 She denies these allegations -- um, facts -- through her lawyer.

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They say "Believe all women", but they mean "believe some women".

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)

25 I am shocked!

Posted by: Hasan Piker's Dog at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

26 What the **** is going on in Utah?

A question that's been asked since July 25th, 1847.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (2pnP0)

27 Do better Utah

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (REq0p)

28 I'm beginning to think this sexual liberation things was a bad idea.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (diia5)

29 An "Endless Shrimp" 2.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (NYInA)

30 Katy Perry kissed a girl. On her hoo hah.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (kxLc1)

31 >>>You're a strict grader, Ace.

she's not cute. She looks like a Latina Muppet. Big oval nose like Bert.

Doesn't "cute" have to mean more than "neither elderly nor obese?"

I think it must. On this hill I will die. I can do no other.
Posted by: ace

Beaker

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (/lPRQ)

32 Victoria Petro - 0
Maggie Regier - 0
Hoang Nguyen - 0
Jen Plumb - 0

Eva Lopez Chavez - Beer goggles maybe on a good day, standing upwind.

But blue on blue, so I believe all women.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (dK+Kv)

33 she's not cute. She looks like a Latina Muppet. Big oval nose like Bert.

Doesn't "cute" have to mean more than "neither elderly nor obese?"

I think it must. On this hill I will die. I can do no other.

What about Ruby Rose? She can't be accused of an oval nose. She's a bit sharp in the chin, but overall, quite pretty IMHO.

https://is.gd/0F6QsK

Posted by: Archimedes at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

34 I find it very credible, because Democrats are sociopaths.

Posted by: Hasan Piker's Dog at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

35 Our ruling class are almost uniformly sexual degenerates.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (N1DT3)

36 The Democrat Party's three big constituencies:

Foreign-born pirates and terrorists

Bitter alcoholic sterile white wallflowers using Democrat Party politics to get vengeance on the men who were not interested in them or left them when they could not take it any longer

minority lesbian rapists

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)

37 >>>29 An "Endless Shrimp" 2.

hah

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)

38 She looks like a Latina Muppet. Big oval nose like Bert.
___

That's hot!

Posted by: Ernie at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Dv3i1)

39 >>>What about Ruby Rose? She can't be accused of an oval nose. She's a bit sharp in the chin, but overall, quite pretty IMHO.

meh

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

40 she's not cute. She looks like a Latina Muppet. Big oval nose like Bert.

********

I thought she was mid but then you mentioned muppet and now I can’t get the image of her molesting Elmo out of my head

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (REq0p)

41 minority lesbian rapists
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
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Corey Booker feels a kinship with these women.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

42 >>>Beaker

yes, beaker

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

43 I'm thinking Alma Adams naked looks pretty much like a Shar Pei

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (gu0hJ)

44 She has an odd look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

She could pass for a MTF tranny.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)

45 I think the country is falling apart. What happened to Utah is right.

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 04:55 PM (kX27y)

46 I'm gonna have horrific images of a 79 year old congresswoman doing unspeakable things in my mind for the rest of the day.

The horror.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 04:55 PM (viF8m)

47 I'd have to see Chavez nekkid before I can rate her.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (kxLc1)

48 10 She's Average-Plus looking, a Chipolte 5.25 (they use metric), which I do not think is much consolation to the straight women she sexually assaulted.

You're a strict grader, Ace. And no, I've been out of the joint for a year now.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 23, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
_______
Are you saying Ace resembles Katie Porter? Them's fighting words!

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (AlhUl)

49 45 I think the country is falling apart. What happened to Utah is right.

Posted by: beckster

Hey, we're trying to have a serious conversation about the relative hotness of various lesbians here.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

50 The extra .25 means she is HQ hittable.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (GQV1E)

51 >>>Beaker

yes, beaker
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)
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Me me mim me me??!!!

Posted by: Beaker at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

52 46 I'm gonna have horrific images of a 79 year old congresswoman doing unspeakable things in my mind for the rest of the day.
____

That's hot!

Posted by: 87 year old Congressman at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)

53 i like the joke (they use metric) and you guys are creeps for not giving it props
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)

We use The Prophet John Browning's units and measure in fractions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

54 >>>She could pass for a MTF tranny.

ding. yeah I think I was picking up on that. The one pic from the side, she looks cute, but from the front, she looks like your brother Walt who insists you call him "she."

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

55 Yuck...Information I wish I hadn't read....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 04:57 PM (nCgUg)

56 >>>She could pass for a MTF tranny.

ding. yeah I think I was picking up on that. The one pic from the side, she looks cute, but from the front, she looks like your brother Walt who insists you call him "she."

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

Anyone who rates he anything greater than 0 is probably high on penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 04:57 PM (dK+Kv)

57 Ruby Rose is objectively hot, but you can tell by looking at her she's also dumb as a post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)

58 11 sorry I didn't thank you in the post, I was scrambling to get it up before the post was old and no one would see the update
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 04:

Don’t be sorry. We were crossing posts like ships passing in the night or something there.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (hftzA)

59 OK, hear me out. How about a series featuring sexually predatory, shoplifting, illiterate, lesbian politicians. How about it?

Posted by: Amazon Prime at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (skR0U)

60 When I was very young I believed members of congress were all men and women of good character. Statesmen who had the best interest of the country at heart. Looking back, it was kinda nice being that naive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (2UnvF)

61 Look how far Perry has descended. Now she's reduced to finger-banging Justin Trudeau's cleavage

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (np+aG)

62 What happened to women today anyway?

Before I turned 29 I remember in high school/college my GOD you had to look hard to find an ugly

I would say 80-90% of the girls in my classes were attractive to gorgeous to gorgeous and attractive

Nowadays as a 29 year old every young woman I see looks like they came off a Karen factory line

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 23, 2026 04:59 PM (REq0p)

63 Ruby Rose is objectively hot . . . .

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)

If you like that little boy look.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 04:59 PM (dK+Kv)

64 Why didn't she hit on transwomem if she wanted to be f----- like a man?

Another question I never thought I'd ask.

Posted by: Gref at April 23, 2026 04:59 PM (5rh/l)

65 I have sworn affidavits from numerous banks saying I did not rob them!!

Posted by: John Dillinger at April 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)

66 46 I'm gonna have horrific images of a 79 year old congresswoman doing unspeakable things in my mind for the rest of the day.
____

That's hot!
Posted by: 87 year old Congressman at April 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)

There may be snow on the roof, but there is hot fire in the boiler room.

Posted by: Octogenarian Congresswoman at April 23, 2026 04:59 PM (wVcYX)

67 If you like that little boy look.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 04:59 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah, she does not have the tits to make up that much stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)

68 OK, hear me out. How about a series featuring sexually predatory, shoplifting, illiterate, lesbian politicians. How about it?

Posted by: Amazon Prime at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (skR0U)
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Are they busty?

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

69 We're number 1, because everyone else is greater than or equal to 2!

Posted by: Bunsen N. Honeydew, High School Math Champion at April 23, 2026 05:00 PM (skR0U)

70 19 Everybody wants some strange poonanny these days.

Social Media has turned a generation of women into narcissistic lesbian influencers mostly in love with themselves.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)

I'd be happy with some just some regular punani, low-mileage and disease-free. But that'a probably asking too much these days.

Posted by: Night as well ask for a unicorn at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)

71 Raped by a Lesbian, hmmm,

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Yeah, she does not have the tits to make up that much stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)

Tits, face, hair cut, lack of any feminine feature.

It's like she ate 2012 Justin Beiber.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (dK+Kv)

73
I kinda doubt that Katy Perry "fingerbanged" Anna Kendrick's cleavage, as her boobs are smallish and spaced far apart.

Now if she said Katy Perry "footbanged" her cleavage, that I could believe.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (iJfKG)

74
Maybe I shouldn't inquire too much, but I have no idea whatsoever what attracts a woman towards another woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (tgvbd)

75 Looking back, it was kinda nice being that naive.

**********

Don’t feel bad I once thought John McCain was aight, you can’t get more naive than that

PS I apologize for my harsh words about McCain while his funeral is still ongoing

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (REq0p)

76 46 I'm gonna have horrific images of a 79 year old congresswoman doing unspeakable things in my mind for the rest of the day.

The horror.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 04:55 PM (viF8m)

I just figured out what finger banging cleavage is. Arguably I am boring, but not a nun, however it took a bit there. Kind of wish I had just left it alone.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

77 "PIker."

/Eric Swallowswell and Reuben Gaghello

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (teZkF)

78 You know who this helps?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (nPI6/)

79 Katy Perry has never been cute or pretty. She is a butterface imo. And since I'm not big boobs obsessed I even discount the body.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (kxLc1)

80 hear me out. How about a series featuring sexually predatory, shoplifting, illiterate, lesbian politicians. How about it?

Posted by: Amazon Prime

Isn't this just Orange is the New Black?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

81 Is this going to turn into a dick measuring contest on far down the scale you would judge a women's looks? Do Not bring up Sydney Sweeney, is all I ask.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

82 That's a Red Lobster Early Bird Special 2

Looks like a DMV 1 to me.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 23, 2026 05:02 PM (eOqcD)

83 >>>Ruby Rose is objectively hot, but you can tell by looking at her she's also dumb as a post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>Ruby could have been a walmart 8 but for all of the tattoos, she's a Big Lots 6.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Fbc0I)

84 23 Jesse Kelly - "Mother of god". lol!
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Well, she's old enough

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:03 PM (gKWVE)

85 Democrat feminist and Latina lesbian accused of sexual harassment of women, including one woman she forced against the wall while gripping the victim's throat.
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Cribbing from Swalwell, I see.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)

86 So..... if I got this right, she grabbed a chick and then demanded the chick fuck her like a man. Jesus these people are fucked in the head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2026 05:03 PM (snZF9)

87 I just figured out what finger banging cleavage is. Arguably I am boring, but not a nun, however it took a bit there. Kind of wish I had just left it alone.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Tuning in Tokyo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)

88 >>> Ruby Rose is objectively hot . . . .
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
If you like that little boy look.

yeah. Now garret I could understand, but Aetius now too?

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)

89 Katy Perry has never been cute or pretty. She is a butterface imo.

**********

Katy Perry is what you get when you try to clone the gorgeous Zooey Deschanel but the experiment went horribly wrong

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (REq0p)

90 Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

You just did. Another butterface.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (kxLc1)

91 I just figured out what finger banging cleavage is. Arguably I am boring, but not a nun, however it took a bit there. Kind of wish I had just left it alone.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Tuning in Tokyo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Come in, Tokyo.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Kd7Ab)

92 Who amongst us has t finger banged cleavage a time or two?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

93 That's a Red Lobster Early Bird Special 2.

Thy still make hats like that?
I don't think I've seen one since a black & white film noire.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)

94 I just figured out what finger banging cleavage is.
____

*gives come hither look*

Posted by: Bill Gates' Moobs at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

95 Too busy retching to comment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (RIvkX)

96 I saw Finger Banging Cleavage open for Pearl Jam at the WOW Hall of the OK Hotel in '91.

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (teZkF)

97 You know who this helps?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (nPI6/)
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Putin?

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Fi81e)

98 >>>Well, she's old enough

i see what you did there

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)

99 So..... if I got this right, she grabbed a chick and then demanded the chick fuck her like a man.

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Granted, I'm not an expert in these things, but I think she may be doing the lesbian thing wrong.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 05:05 PM (2UnvF)

100 she's not cute. She looks like a Latina Muppet. Big oval nose like Bert.

One does not come across a nose like that very often.

Posted by: Peter North at April 23, 2026 05:05 PM (wVcYX)

101 Tuning in Tokyo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Come in, Tokyo.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Kd7Ab)

What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Dan Rather, Journalist Icon at April 23, 2026 05:05 PM (skR0U)

102 Sounds like Katy Perry has a habit of doing over-the-line, outrageous stuff as part of her Sex-Retard Ditz-Whore act.

The 'pretty' people see no line. You are meat for their amusement, prole.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

103 Let's get Hillary's take on this, lickety-split!

Posted by: Milwaukee Schlitz at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (TezPK)

104 OT, this is a wild story about Tucker and his half sister. $2,414 a month??????? That's it?????
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The multi-millionaire former Fox News host is embroiled in a bitter he-says-she-says battle with his heiress stepsister Dr Roberta 'Bo' Hunt, over the Swanson TV dinner family fortune she claims he is not entitled to, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.
Tucker insists he doesn't want the money, yet his name appears in court documents demanding $2,414 a month.
Hunt is the only biological child of Patricia Swanson Carlson, heiress to the Swanson frozen food firm famed for its iconic foil-wrapped dinners of the 1950s. Patricia adopted Tucker and his brother Buckley in 1979.

https://archive.ph/GLIXZ

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (kX27y)

105 Ruby Rose is objectively hot . . . .
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
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The chick who looks like Justin Bieber in drag after he changed back into his civvies?

Big pass.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Fi81e)

106 I was thinking long john silvers 8 piece fish and more

Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (jrgJz)

107 91 I just figured out what finger banging cleavage is. Arguably I am boring, but not a nun, however it took a bit there. Kind of wish I had just left it alone.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Yeah... Me too... I'm thinking it's not boob related....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (nCgUg)

108 Hey, she's not that bad looking. For a Dem.

News at 5pm

CNN and CBC - Iran - Trump on timeline

MS Now - podcasters turning on Trump...including Megyn now.

The Five on FoxNews - Newsome isn't supporting anyone for Governor.

Lawn done, car cleaned on inside, garage cleaned, website domain transfer in progress.....getting back on track.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

109 But sometimes people don't laugh and you don't get away with it.

And sometimes you step so far over the line that a well-delivered "Lambada" joke will not cover it.

And yet... it will always take them years to decide. Just in case they still need you to do something for them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)

110

what is the woman's story? She has a Hispanic name.

Was she and her family brought into Utah by the Mormons?

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)

111 To me you can tell how beautiful a woman is when she's sleeping. Russell Brand posted a picture of Perry when they were married and she was half asleep. Not attractive at all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 05:07 PM (gu0hJ)

112 Some time ago, Katie Perry said on an interview panel that she sold her soul to satan for her fame. I believed it the moment I heard her say it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 23, 2026 05:07 PM (M7rua)

113 Is it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (2UnvF)

Now? -- The Kennedy clan

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)

114 At 5'2", Anna Kendrick is what I have in mind when I tell Mrs D I'm stopping off for a short one.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 05:08 PM (2WIwB)

115 104 OT, this is a wild story about Tucker and his half sister. $2,414 a month??????? That's it?????
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The multi-millionaire former Fox News host is embroiled in a bitter he-says-she-says battle with his heiress stepsister Dr Roberta 'Bo' Hunt, over the Swanson TV dinner family fortune she claims he is not entitled to, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.
Tucker insists he doesn't want the money, yet his name appears in court documents demanding $2,414 a month.
Hunt is the only biological child of Patricia Swanson Carlson, heiress to the Swanson frozen food firm famed for its iconic foil-wrapped dinners of the 1950s. Patricia adopted Tucker and his brother Buckley in 1979.

https://archive.ph/GLIXZ
Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 05:06 PM (kX27y)

If you have the same mom, how are you step-siblings? That should be half siblings or full siblings.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 05:08 PM (tOcjL)

116 In Utah, Democrat Women Allege That the Latina Lesbian Running for Congress Sexually Molested Them, Forcing One Up Against the Wall and Demanding She "F***" Her Like a Man

Did this report start out "Dear Penthouse I never thought it would happen to me but...."

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

117 News you can use?

@CBSNews
Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Dv3i1)

118 I've never fingered a pair of breasts though banging is a different story.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (kxLc1)

119 My mom used to give me a "come here" look....

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)

120 Some people just can't take a joke.

Posted by: Former Senator Al Franken at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (wVcYX)

121 what is the woman's story? She has a Hispanic name.

Was she and her family brought into Utah by the Mormons?

Posted by: four seasons

Coyote.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Kd7Ab)

122 Social Media has turned a generation of women into narcissistic lesbian influencers mostly in love with themselves.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)

The guys who get the women panting without any effort are just as bad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

123 CBSNews
Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Also CBS News: water is wet.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

124 Ace, baby, do a google image search.

She is a chiptle 3 without the AI enhancement.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 05:10 PM (uUHnE)

125 When Utah's political elite figured out that Democrats were a poor brand, they became "Republicans". A shitload of RINOs sailed into the GOP there and have worked ever since to make the place a worthless uniparty. Governor Cox, who has likely seen his share of those; and Rep. Blake, who forced a gerrymander which guaranteed a Blue house district.
Same shit was pulled in Texas which is how ticks like Cornyn, Phelan, and the Bushes burrowed in.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:10 PM (gKWVE)

126 Isn't it funny how it turns out the PoundMeToo people were all sexually assaulting/harassing each other while Trump was just banging his supermodel wife?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

127 *Blake Moore.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:11 PM (gKWVE)

128 >>>She is a chiptle 3 without the AI enhancement.

Accurate:

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics
/2026/04/23/slc-council-

member-eva-lopez/

and that's not the worst shot.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 05:11 PM (1wjle)

129 Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Dv3i1)

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I'm not a scientist, but even I could've told them that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 05:11 PM (2UnvF)

130 >>>what is the woman's story? She has a Hispanic name.

Was she and her family brought into Utah by the Mormons?

Posted by: four seasons

>The mormons are being overrun and infiltrated and it's nothing less than they deserve for their infidelity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 05:11 PM (Fbc0I)

131 I'm not an Anna Kendrick fanboy but thought she was great in Mr Right.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 05:12 PM (kxLc1)

132 Taco Bell 2.5

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/
2025/12/15/eva-lopez-

chavez-announces-run/

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 05:12 PM (1wjle)

133
So is this a racist or homophobic complaint?

Tell me who I have to root for.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y8DZL)

134 The Republicans haven't figured it out but the best way to beat Democrats is to let them fight each other. The Dems are so insanely power hungry that accusations are enough to set off internal civil wars. The revolution eats its children ( said some French guy)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 05:12 PM (gu0hJ)

135 The timing is odd; looks more like putting the fear of something in them. Otoh, women can be bold & provocative.

And for years, nothing was said by a state representative & state senator but now the witch is running for Congress - where such behavior is not unheard of &/or unseen - and it's a newsworthy issue. 🤷🏼‍♀️

The woman is/was loose around children & elderly. Is there a city council/state police investigation going on for this matter?

Posted by: L - No nic (cell phone) at April 23, 2026 05:13 PM (NFX2v)

136 >>>So is this a racist or homophobic complaint?

Science is whatever we want it to be!

Posted by: Dr. Spaceman at April 23, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

137 Tell me who I have to root for.
Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y8DZL)

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Injuries

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 05:13 PM (2UnvF)

138 It's called the "Democratic Party" because The Party of Sociopaths didn't focus-group well.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

139
So is this a racist or homophobic complaint?

Tell me who I have to root for.
Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y8DZL)

Yes. Also misogynist, you incel loser.

Posted by: Be a REAL man! at April 23, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

140 I am proud to be a LBQTRFGKINHYTRECVKIODFKL+ person, so I did nothing illegal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eva Lopez Chavez at April 23, 2026 05:13 PM (WQvhz)

141 Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

Sorry, all the vag talk reminded me of that song somehow.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (uUHnE)

142 SLC is basically Los Angeles with snow. It’s a total shithole full of illegals, gangs and gay tech bros.

Posted by: Heroq at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (ehU09)

143 We're all wanting some of that Alma Adams, non?

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (0e5Te)

144 so basically she took one decent photo and to be honest I'm mostly attracted to the white shirt and cream-colored vest

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)

145 The Lesbo Assaulter's bio says she was born in the US to mexican working class parents.

So, likely child of illegals brought as servants to Utah...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)

146 It's called the "Democratic Party" because The Party of Sociopaths didn't focus-group well.
Posted by: Axeman

They tried the Part of Sex Pests first, but that tested eve lower.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (YZ0Fo)

147 I still eat the Swanson Hungry-Man Salisbury steak dinners.

They aren't terrible.

They need to clean some nozzles in the factory, though, because I'm pretty damn sick of brownie batter in my mashed potatoes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

148 @CBSNews
Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Dv3i1)
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Old and busted: cocaine bear.

New Hotness: cocaine salmon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (xvhJH)

149 So, the party that recruits and nurtures personality disorders is rife with sociopaths?
Shocked.

Posted by: Accomack at April 23, 2026 05:15 PM (GbONR)

150 chavez rates better than 5.1 unless you're doing richter- but you said chipotle so... you can kick that up a couple bowls. search her name followed by bikini under images.

Posted by: cmeat at April 23, 2026 05:15 PM (R11M+)

151 So is this a racist or homophobic complaint?
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Yes.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

152 I'd hic hit it. Hic

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)

153 The Democratic Party represents everything gross and disgusting.

Why would anyone support and vote for these traitors ??

Everything Anti-American and Perverted is what they represent !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 23, 2026 05:16 PM (KmLJe)

154 That's a Red Lobster Early Bird Special 2.

___________________

And, they just ran out of Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 05:16 PM (dIske)

155 Although salmon exposed to a fierce, runny Hunter Biden post-cocaine binge shit, did not swim faster.

Posted by: Researchers at April 23, 2026 05:17 PM (0e5Te)

156 And, they just ran out of Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 05:16 PM (dIske)
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The gluten-free kind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 23, 2026 05:17 PM (xvhJH)

157 I kinda doubt that Katy Perry "fingerbanged" Anna Kendrick's cleavage, as her boobs are smallish and spaced far apart.

Here is a collection of photographs, some of which indicate that women possess technology which allows them to appear to temporarily alter physique.

https://tinyurl.com/4aezxdk3

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)

158 That's a Red Lobster Early Bird Special 2.

___________________

And, they just ran out of Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 05:16 PM (dIske)

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 05:17 PM (wVcYX)

159 Now would be a good time for Muldoon to conjure up a limerick about polygamy. Or maybe two or three.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Fbc0I)

160 140 I am proud to be a LBQTRFGKINHYTRECVKIODFKL+ person, so I did nothing illegal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Eva Lopez Chavez

Look at that keyboard mess. Are you fucking the cat now too?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:18 PM (gKWVE)

161 141 Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

Sorry, all the vag talk reminded me of that song somehow.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (uUHnE)

Be sure to take a fish head out to see a movie.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 23, 2026 05:18 PM (M7rua)

162 I find it amusing that after 60 years of modern feminism, we now get male and female leftist "leaders" sexually assaulting other Democrats.

That's progress right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 05:18 PM (sKqQm)

163 Boobs is the fruit of the chest. You can bounce 'em, bang em', squeeze 'em, motorboat 'em, rub 'em, lick 'em, suck on 'em. Deyz big boobs, little boobs, mosquito bite boobs, handful boobs, mouthful boobs, real boobs, fake boobs. That's, that's about it.

Posted by: Bubba Gump Boob Company at April 23, 2026 05:18 PM (TbWk/)

164 The 79 year old black Congresswoman Alma Adams was investigated for an inappropriate relationship with a female staffer.

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[To repeat my comment from the prior thread:]

Jeebus, how many of this retarded geriatric zombies are still haunting the U.S. Congress? /rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (teZkF)

165 Tex mex lesbians doing the sexual harrassing cisheteros wont do!

Posted by: Viva La Snootchy Bandita at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (rDD2U)

166 144 so basically she took one decent photo and to be honest I'm mostly attracted to the white shirt and cream-colored vest
Posted by: ace

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Man, I worked in the inner city in the 80s, and had such a thing for those latino chick in black chinos and that reddish hair dye. That was a good look on them.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (uUHnE)

167 From what I understand, that magic underwear is tough to remove.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (abIsI)

168
Anna Kendrick does have a hot kooky side which I find attractive.

But then an angel appears on my shoulder and does that "don't stick your dick" line.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Y8DZL)

169 Be sure to take a fish head out to see a movie.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 23, 2026 05:18 PM (M7rua)
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Fairly sure they don't play drums, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (xvhJH)

170 You what I say about women like this?

Date them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (wBaIH)

171 Another butterface.

She has a very nice smile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)

172 >>> Ruby Rose is objectively hot . . . .
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
If you like that little boy look.

yeah. Now garret I could understand, but Aetius now too?
Posted by: ace

It is the Roman way.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (/lPRQ)

173 Tex mex lesbians doing the sexual harrassing cisheteros wont do!
Posted by: Viva La Snootchy Bandita at April 23, 2026 05:19 PM (rDD2U)
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Men really don't have a leg to stand on, here. They have been sexually harassing women for ages.

In a way, it's a win for sexual equality, or something.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

174 New Hotness: cocaine salmon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 23, 2026 05:14 PM (xvhJH)

And the salmon eats the cocaine, the bear will eat the fish
the bear gets a heart attack, in the water with a splish
her body gets washed up again, on the hills of greening blow
that's the circle, the circle of snow

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (gKWVE)

175 170 You what I say about women like this?

Date them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (wBaIH)

You mean like Carbon-14?

Posted by: Core samples? at April 23, 2026 05:21 PM (TbWk/)

176 Boobs is the fruit of the chest. You can bounce 'em, bang em', squeeze 'em, motorboat 'em, rub 'em, lick 'em, suck on 'em. Deyz big boobs, little boobs, mosquito bite boobs, handful boobs, mouthful boobs, real boobs, fake boobs. That's, that's about it.

Posted by: Bubba Gump Boob Company at April 23, 2026 05:18 PM (TbWk/)

------------

Funny.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Forrest" Gump ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:21 PM (teZkF)

177 >>>Regier tried to deflect Lopez Chavez's attention and excuse ***herself*** from the situation, they said, but Lopez Chavez pulled Regier "into a literal corner in the hallway" and pinned them against the wall, refusing to let them leave. A friend of Regier's stepped in and separated them, they said.

Shouldn't that be themself? If they want the full retard effect.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (8mulE)

178 "But the actual allegation [about Katy Perry], which I'm just seeing now that I write this post, is disgusting."

I'm trying to figure out the physical logistics of what she's claimed to have done, and I can only speculate that it was basically a teabagging.

Or the female equivalent, which I've been told is called "clam slamming."

Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (EcUen)

179 AOC: "The Republican Party doesn't like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up to the American people."

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)

180 In a way, it's a win for sexual equality, or something.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

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"What do we want?"

EQUAL SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

"When do we want it?"

NOW!

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:23 PM (teZkF)

181 Ace,

I hope we will have a cafe with cute animals soon. (Because I'm tired of weirdo politicians) although I don't know how you could outdo the humor of SPLC animals from yesterday

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 05:23 PM (TIRHP)

182 128 She looks wet and slimy. Gross. These damn weird ass horny people getting up in people's bidness. I don't need to hear about this. Yuck! Granny gone buck wild up in there. Yeesh.

Posted by: turambar at April 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Q0yOR)

183 Based Mike Lee is far from based. He's masterminding a land grab of federal land so UT can rape the shit out of anyone that would like to use it for recreation.

If he's so based, why doesn't he call for Thune's removal? Frauds and a posers are what plagues Utah.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 05:24 PM (abIsI)

184 "Believe All Women" hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:24 PM (teZkF)

185 Intel has been pink slipping over 20,000 workers.... effectively abandoning its massive 600 acre campuses in Oregon. "Over relegation, cost of living and taxation making it too difficult to keep doing business in the state."

Intel investing 25-30 billion, basically relocating it's production to Arizona and Ohio. Oregon is, in effect, losing it's middle class income generation altogether. We are talking billions in annual tax revenues moving out of state.

The same is happening in Washington, California, New York, and other liberal states.

INTC up over 10 after hours

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2026 05:24 PM (PB2I8)

186 I'm trying to figure out the physical logistics of what she's claimed to have done, and I can only speculate that it was basically a teabagging.

Or the female equivalent, which I've been told is called "clam slamming."
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (EcUen)

Lip dip? Slit sit? Gash smash?

Posted by: Bet there's a limerick in here too at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

187 179 AOC: "The Republican Party doesn't like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up to the American people."
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)
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Forget it, she's on a roll.

Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (G0vdT)

188 At least our spinster governor keeps her sexuality on the downlow.

These other homo politicians seem rather ... empowered? .. entitled? about their droits du seigneur.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)

189
I confess to not being up to speed but isn't Katy bearding for Justin Trudeau?

Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:26 PM (Y8DZL)

190 "Believe All Women" hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:24 PM (teZkF)
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You betcha!

Posted by: frmr Congressman Eric Swalwell at April 23, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)

191 Is it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

[astronaut with a gun meme]

Always has been.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 05:26 PM (VHUov)

192 Eva' has 'it' covered.

Born in SLC, raised in Idaho where she had to sleep in the same bed with her grandmother & came to realize her little dresses weren't as pretty as the dresses other children wore.

Now you can find her on weekends out fishing & hiking, and ready to kick someone's a**.

Eva fir Congress: Years ago, Eva made two promises to her grandmother, her abuela. The first was that she would buy her a house that they both could live in. The second was that she would always fight for the people like them—workers, minorities, Utahns, Americans. As a congresswoman, Eva will keep that promise alive.

👏

Posted by: L - No nic (cell phone) at April 23, 2026 05:27 PM (NFX2v)

193 I saw Finger Banging Cleavage open for Pearl Jam at the WOW Hall of the OK Hotel in '91.
Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (teZkF)

Desert island band (you can only have one):

Finger Banging Cleavage or Flogging Molly?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:27 PM (nbLIj)

194 Date them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 23, 2026 05:20 PM (wBaIH)

You mean like Carbon-14?
Posted by: Core samples? at April 23, 2026 05:21 PM (TbWk/)
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Are we talking about Nancy Pelosi, here?

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

195 INTC up over 10 after hours
Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2026 05:24 PM

79.36 +14.09 (21.59%)

A couple of months ago I had some at $23, and sold it for $30, and thought I was so smart.

FML.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)

196 Is it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I did not give Marilyn a toxic enema and anyone that says I did I'll meet at the gates of Hell.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at April 23, 2026 05:28 PM (abIsI)

197 Intel is seeing a very profitable future if they can get their new chip node running smoothly.

No reason to be held down by the communists running the urban areas of the Pacific Northwest.

They should have hauled ass a decade back.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 23, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

198 If he's so based, why doesn't he call for Thune's removal? Frauds and a posers are what plagues Utah.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 05:24 PM (abIsI)

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This.

Has anybody supposedly on "our side" -- other than Anna Paulina Luna -- called for removing & replacing Thune with at least a #FakeConservative Senate Majority Leader?

Thune is Cocaine Glitch McConnell 2.0 ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:28 PM (teZkF)

199 Ace, I know you were upset yesterday about Trump extending the cease-fire, and being upset about the midterms, that the deal has collapsed and Trump was in over his boots, but there are alternate conclusions to be made. This one is by Jesus Enrique Rosas, who is pretty deep in his thinking

"Translation: The Iranian hardliners inside the Revolutionary Guard just pushed the Iranian negotiators out of the room. Trump is not rewarding the hardliners with a strike that lets them rally the country. Trump is not rewarding the hardliners with a walkaway that lets them claim victory. Trump is handing the whole Iranian regime a rope.

"Either the economic faction inside the regime comes back to the table and pushes the hardliners aside (and they have until the blockade finishes starving the country to do it!) or the hardliners 'win' the internal fight with a Pyrrhic victory just to say goodbye to their bridges and power plants.

"The clock is running against Tehran. Not Washington"

https://tinyurl.com/4bcnbezh

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2026 05:29 PM (rbvCR)

200 Gosh, I wonder what happens when society negates repercussions related to criminality, bad behavior, poor economic choices, and dishonesty. And, THEN encourages those acts based on a false rationalization.

It's almost like watching a couple of rats getting hammered on alcohol based feed pellets while doing a B.F. Skinner positive reinforcement experiment.

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)

201 Well shit, it was back in September.

Tempus fugit when you are elderly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:29 PM (4NO2D)

202 Thune is Cocaine Glitch McConnell 2.0

If memory serves, we knew this back when we were told it was Thune or Cornyn as Leader. We were all stunned at the move he pulled off with the OBBBA because it was so out of character.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

203 You let foreigners and perverts rule you, these actions are what you get.

Eh, Chavez ain't that bad. I'm sure somebody said they could fix her.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 05:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

204 Desert island band (you can only have one):

Finger Banging Cleavage or Flogging Molly?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:27 PM (nbLIj)

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lol

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:30 PM (teZkF)

205
Eh, Chavez ain't that bad. I'm sure somebody said they could fix her.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 05:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

I hope she's already been spayed..

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (nCgUg)

206 "The clock is running against Tehran. Not Washington"

https://tinyurl.com/4bcnbezh
Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2026 05:29 PM (rbvCR)
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Au contraire. The 60 day clock ends on Monday.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

207 I'm trying to figure out the physical logistics of what she's claimed to have done, and I can only speculate that it was basically a teabagging.

Or the female equivalent, which I've been told is called "clam slamming."
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (EcUen)

Lip dip? Slit sit? Gash smash?
Posted by: Bet there's a limerick in here too at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

I hate when you people drag me into these.

Muff stuff?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (nbLIj)

208 Au contraire. The 60 day clock ends on Monday.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM

May I be the first to suggest that nothing will happen?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (4NO2D)

209 If memory serves, we knew this back when we were told it was Thune or Cornyn as Leader. We were all stunned at the move he pulled off with the OBBBA because it was so out of character.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

------------

True. I thought it was gonna be Cornyn for sure ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:32 PM (teZkF)

210 I'm trying to figure out the physical logistics of what she's claimed to have done, and I can only speculate that it was basically a teabagging.

Or the female equivalent, which I've been told is called "clam slamming."
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (EcUen)

Lip dip? Slit sit? Gash smash?
Posted by: Bet there's a limerick in here too at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

I hate when you people drag me into these.

Muff stuff?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM

Nub Rub.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:32 PM (4NO2D)

211 Gosh, I wonder what happens when society negates repercussions related to criminality, bad behavior, poor economic choices, and dishonesty. And, THEN encourages those acts based on a false rationalization.

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)
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Morality was realigned as those things that hurt and help The Cause. That's just the way ideologues want it, too.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

212 So close to Pride Month, Ace?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Wnv9h)

213 May I be the first to suggest that nothing will happen?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (4NO2D)
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You mean besides the Dem-media complex jumping on it with both feet?

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

214 May I be the first to suggest that nothing will happen?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (4NO2D)

You may.

War Powers Act is such unconstitutional bullshit, it's amazing it got passed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:34 PM (noKdt)

215 Never been to Salt Lake City. Is it as Woke and Leftist as I am inferring from the article, or not?

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar8)

216 thanks for the Tuq'r update, beckster.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)

217 201 Well shit, it was back in September.

Tempus fugit when you are elderly.
Posted by: toby928(c)
🤣

If it worked for a president...

Posted by: L - No nic (cell phone) at April 23, 2026 05:35 PM (NFX2v)

218 If you have the same mom, how are you step-siblings? That should be half siblings or full siblings.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 05:08 PM (tOcjL)

Different moms, they are steps, not halves, my mistake.

Tucker's mom died and when his dad married Patricia, she adopted Tucker and Buckley. Her daughter was with her first husband.

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 05:35 PM (kX27y)

219 4.0 magnitude earthquake reported near Cooter, Missouri on the New Madrid Fault Line, Strongest in 20 years

I can't believe there is a town named Cooter.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at April 23, 2026 05:35 PM (abIsI)

220 Au contraire. The 60 day clock ends on Monday.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

If Trump starts bombing now, the hardliners have just been given all the validation in the world, if Trump sits there and continues the blockade, the hardliners are in the position of throwing a party that no one important came to, and the flower arrangement is wilting and the salmon mousse is getting whiffy.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

221 War Powers Act is such unconstitutional bullshit, it's amazing it got passed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:34 PM

Yep. No President has ever recognized its authority, even as they adhered to its notification provisions.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)

222 Of course, Axeman, you could read the post yourself, but that is not as fun as arguing here.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

223 off presidential sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 05:36 PM (abIsI)

224 I'm trying to figure out the physical logistics of what she's claimed to have done, and I can only speculate that it was basically a teabagging.

Or the female equivalent, which I've been told is called "clam slamming."
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (EcUen)

Lip dip? Slit sit? Gash smash?
Posted by: Bet there's a limerick in here too at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

I hate when you people drag me into these.

Muff stuff?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (nbLIj)

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Cunt hunt?

/I denounce myself

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:37 PM (teZkF)

225 So when the War Powers act kicks in, what then?? Serious question.

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

226 So when the War Powers act kicks in, what then?? Serious question.
Posted by: tubal

Nothing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (YZ0Fo)

227 War Powers Act is such unconstitutional bullshit, it's amazing it got passed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:34 PM (noKdt)
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Congress--as the most representative branch at the top of government--has the ability to pass explanatory laws.

I used to think so, but instead it defines the different between military actions and declarations of war.

It was pointed out to me by a Constitutional scholar that the Constitution didn't lay out what "birth-right citizenship" was, but the founders expected Congress to able to refine the parameters of it. So, the "definition" was passed after the Constitution.

So, I've made my peace with the WPA.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

228 So when the War Powers act kicks in, what then?? Serious question.
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:37 PM

Many denunciations, some lawsuits either dismissed or ignored, articles of impeachment filed and ignored..

The usual.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (4NO2D)

229 >>>Lip dip? Slit sit? Gash smash?
Posted by: Bet there's a limerick in here too at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

I hate when you people drag me into these.

Muff stuff?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM

Nub Rub.

Posted by: toby928(c)

>Snizz jizz

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Fbc0I)

230

tubal,
SLC is completely fucked.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (3ek7K)

231 If memory serves, we knew this back when we were told it was Thune or Cornyn as Leader. We were all stunned at the move he pulled off with the OBBBA because it was so out of character.

voters in Texas knew Cornyn was toast and said so, that is why Cornyn lost to Thune in that decision

I voted for Cornyn the fist time he ran and never again. He was to the left of Kay Bailey and it showed immediately after he won the first time.

Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2026 05:39 PM (8uzBS)

232 I'd hit it. (The latina chick, not the 79 y.o. lesbian hag.)

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 23, 2026 05:39 PM (XMwZJ)

233 225 So when the War Powers act kicks in, what then?? Serious question.
Posted by: tubal

Congress will determine what Military Industrial Contractor can pay them the most to continue the war and how many ground troops will be needed to keep the effort going?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 05:40 PM (abIsI)

234
In retrospect, the whole Caligula's horse as a Senator looks like a harmless prank.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Y8DZL)

235 So when the War Powers act kicks in, what then?? Serious question.

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:37 PM

The ceasefire resets the clock, and that is assuming the law is worth a bucket of piss.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:41 PM (noKdt)

236 So when the War Powers act kicks in, what then?? Serious question.

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar

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Congress needs to make a decision. He's not supposed to be engaging in military actions without something like a continued force resolution. Congress doesn't _have_ to "declare war", and it doesn't have to demand that the President withdraw.

I don't trust this Congress at all to do what's effective for America.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

237 >>Anna Kendrick says that Perry "finger-banged my cleavage."

I watched a trial of a Murder in South Florida that contained the witness testimony:

"So, Larry was on the bed...titty-fucking Carl's asscheeks."

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2026 05:41 PM (ytyaf)

238 I hope she's already been spayed..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM (nCgUg)

Splayed? Oh, spayed.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM (1Ff7Z)

239
230

tubal,
SLC is completely fucked.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (3ek7K)

Ah. Thanks. A bit surprising to me ( again, never been there ). I thought it would be an LDS town. Maybe all my notions about Utah are awry

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Gqar8)

240 When Joetatoe did it, it did not matter.

Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM (KtOUo)

241 The IRGC is a designated foreign terrorist organization, yes? Congress already authorized action against those groups.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)

242 The usual.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (4NO2D)

Don't forget the angry NY Times editorial!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM (noKdt)

243 I'm trying to figure out the physical logistics of what she's claimed to have done, and I can only speculate that it was basically a teabagging.

Or the female equivalent, which I've been told is called "clam slamming."
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2026 05:22 PM (EcUen)

Lip dip? Slit sit? Gash smash?
Posted by: Bet there's a limerick in here too at April 23, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

I hate when you people drag me into these.

Muff stuff?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 23, 2026 05:31 PM

Nub Rub.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:32 PM (4NO2D)

Oyster shooter ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 23, 2026 05:43 PM (NtVYv)

244 Don't forget the angry NY Times editorial!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM

Lots of incoherent ranting from Bolshevik Congressmen.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:43 PM (4NO2D)

245 It was pointed out to me by a Constitutional scholar that the Constitution didn't lay out what "birth-right citizenship" was, but the founders expected Congress to able to refine the parameters of it. So, the "definition" was passed after the Constitution.

So, I've made my peace with the WPA.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

The Founders weren't around for birthright citizenship.
Congress hasn't passed a definition for it either.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 23, 2026 05:43 PM (okun6)

246 Salt Lake City sorta changed since 1965.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Wilson at April 23, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)

247 Lots of short videos of the young Latina lesbian on her TikTok page from which to judge her looks...

https://www.tiktok.com/@evaforutah/

I think she's objectively above average.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 23, 2026 05:44 PM (xqQi7)

248 >>It was pointed out to me by a Constitutional scholar that the Constitution didn't lay out what "birth-right citizenship" was, but the founders expected Congress to able to refine the parameters of it.

Some Scholar

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2026 05:45 PM (ytyaf)

249 she is above average but that doesn't mean every woman wants to munch that rug

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)

250 It would be interesting to see if the Ceasefire did reset the clock.

So, it's mainly this. The Democrats have been shrieking about "Trump's illegal war", but as long as he was within the 60-day window, it was clear it wasn't "illegal" and an action of force is not "declaring war" and usurping that role from Congress.

After 60 days, it becomes a lot less clear who has to do what.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)

251 Mother of God? More like a mother of dogs. She's one ugly biotch. Predatory lesbians is the least of it.

The simple truth is there is no such thing as a lesbian. They are just afraid of men, for one reason or another, so they think they like women, but most of the lesbian relationships I have been around are far more abusive than any of the heteros I'm around. They beat hell out of each other.

With rare exceptions lesbians are just the angrier version of your average feminazi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2026 05:46 PM (DwqWV)

252 The past thirty years of decadence I've witnessed have finally made me understand why God decided it just wasn't worth it anymore, right before he gave Noah the warning.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 23, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)

253 I think she's objectively above average.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 23, 2026 05:44 PM

A little dumpy, though I say that as shouldn't.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)

254 Is it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (2UnvF)

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Everyone else is too busy having a normal life.

Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2026 05:46 PM (Tbs6N)

255 Ah. Thanks. A bit surprising to me ( again, never been there ). I thought it would be an LDS town. Maybe all my notions about Utah are awry

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Gqar

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Grew up in Las Vegas (surprisingly then, a relatively LDS city) and most of my high school friends were LDS -- and very conservative.

I was stunned when using their free FamilySearch.org website for genealogy research (likely the same at the pay site Ancestry.com) that about a decade ago they changed their online system to change the sex of one's maternal or paternal line to be the other (e.g. a male maternal ancestor or relative ... and vice-versa).

My friends have said that the SLC Leaders of the Church have gone #Woke. Ugh ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:47 PM (teZkF)

256 War Powers Act is such unconstitutional bullshit, it's amazing it got passed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 05:34 PM

Is it amazing, though? Is it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Wnv9h)

257 it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (2UnvF)

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Everyone else is too busy having a normal life.
Posted by: Decaf at

It's a self selecting group.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

258 Everyone else is too busy having a normal life.
Posted by: Decaf at

It's a self selecting group.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 05:47 PM

Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 23, 2026 05:48 PM (4NO2D)

259 Evil walks the earth.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 05:48 PM (LHPAg)

260 I noticed my hash has changed. Oh yeah, that’s right, my modem crashed and burned tday.

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Gqar8)

261 232 I'd hit it. (The latina chick, not the 79 y.o. lesbian hag.)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 23, 2026 05:39 PM (XMwZJ)

She would probably slug you back.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2026 05:48 PM (DwqWV)

262 tcn, I wonder if some of the women in those abusive F/F relationships are pondering "if this woman is this bad, just think how much worse a man would be"

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:49 PM (gKWVE)

263
Is it now a requirement to run for congress one must be a pervert?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2026 04:45 PM (2UnvF)

Now?

Posted by: Zombie John F Kennedy at April 23, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

264 tcn, I wonder if some of the women in those abusive F/F relationships are pondering "if this woman is this bad, just think how much worse a man would be"
Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:49 PM (gKWVE)

I'm here for them.

Posted by: The Bear at April 23, 2026 05:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

265 I'd hit it. (The latina chick, not the 79 y.o. lesbian hag.)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 23, 2026 05:39 PM (XMwZJ)

It's a one-and-one thing. If you score with the 79 yo lesbian hag, you are awarded an attempt at the latina chick.

Posted by: Basketball Rules at April 23, 2026 05:50 PM (wVcYX)

266 JFK was not a pedophile though, was he? Was he?

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:50 PM (Gqar8)

267 What about Ruby Rose? She can't be accused of an oval nose. She's a bit sharp in the chin, but overall, quite pretty IMHO.

https://is.gd/0F6QsK
Posted by: Archimedes at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

Dude...Ruby Rose? Really? She looks like a tatted up street urchin with a sh*tty haircut. Her best movie for me is the one where Keanu Reeves k*lls her.

Posted by: Nelly at April 23, 2026 05:50 PM (6+ehB)

268 "What the **** is going on in Utah?"

Utah is being Californicated by fleeing California locusts. It's happening all over the Rocky Mountain states. The denser urban centers are overwhelming the less dense rural areas, voting-wise.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 23, 2026 05:51 PM (MV++E)

269 With rare exceptions lesbians are just the angrier version of your average feminazi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2026 05:46 PM (DwqWV)

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Usually either sexually molested when young (which I abhor) or otherwise "daddy issues" (in my experiences).

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 05:51 PM (teZkF)

270 The Founders weren't around for birthright citizenship.
Congress hasn't passed a definition for it either.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 23, 2026 05:43 PM (okun6)

What screwed the deal was that there was NO national citizenship until the 14th Amendment was passed; you were a citizen of the US if you were a citizen of one of the States, and States set their own citizenship rules as they saw fit.
In some states, only men were reckoned as Citizens, women and children were not. They were legal residents who did not vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 05:51 PM (rGqqI)

271 If you score with the 79 yo lesbian hag, you are awarded an attempt at the latina chick.
Posted by: Basketball Rules at April 23, 2026 05:50 PM (wVcYX)

Kind of like the gates of the Neverending Story. You only get an audience with the big booby sphinx after you risk getting your atoms separated at the first gate

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE)

272 So, who IS the most attractive Lesbian, currently?

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Gqar8)

273 I just figured out what finger banging cleavage is. Arguably I am boring, but not a nun, however it took a bit there. Kind of wish I had just left it alone.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Tuning in Tokyo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Come in, Tokyo.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Kd7Ab)

Sioux City, Iowa HELLO!

Posted by: Larry King at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

274 The Good, the Bad, and the Furry.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhcm54p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ndZc7)

275 Hey. It's our culture.

Posted by: Congress at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (LLQU7)

276

We have mormon stories that would make you lose your hair.

I'll not risk being banned for telling the stories here.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (3ek7K)

277 It was pointed out to me by a Constitutional scholar that the Constitution didn't lay out what "birth-right citizenship" was, but the founders expected Congress to able to refine the parameters of it.

Some Scholar
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2026 05:45 PM (ytyaf)
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Whatever, it is demonstrably the case. 1st the government was reformed under the Constitution. Then the law was passed that defined the parameters of "birthright citizenship".

And it, and the WPA, are actually closer to the "Necessary and Proper" function of Congress than many things Congress has done in the name of it.

"To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof."

It's actually a lot more flexible than having "experts of Law" rachet down things with their theories of the mathematical space of Law.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Fi81e)

278
JFK was not a pedophile though, was he? Was he?
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:50 PM (Gqar

Pedo, no. But if by pervert, one means banging anything within reach that has a vagina, then sign me up for another!

Posted by: Zombie John F Kennedy at April 23, 2026 05:53 PM (y9nCu)

279 276

We have mormon stories that would make you lose your hair.

I'll not risk being banned for telling the stories here.
Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (3ek7K)

Now, about those Mennonites -

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Gqar8)

280 So, who IS the most attractive Lesbian, currently?
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Gqar

I was thinking on this earlier, there IS an answer, but I can't think of it right now.

And searching for it will yield an ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

281 Also, I have questions on this Anna Kendrick allegation.

Katy Perry stuck her finger in her...cleavage?

What cleavage? I see no evidence of cleavage your honor. How could my client have put her finger somewhere that doesn't exist. Anna could say Katy Perry put her finger in Xanadu because that place doesn't f**king exist either.

CASE DISMISSED.

Posted by: Nelly at April 23, 2026 05:55 PM (6+ehB)

282 Nood. Chyna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

283 Whatever, it is demonstrably the case. 1st the government was reformed under the Constitution. Then the law was passed that defined the parameters of "birthright citizenship".

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Fi81e)

Birthright citizenship comes into existence with the 14th amendment. The Founders are dead by then.

The 14th Amendment has not since been clarified by Congress.

Otherwise please point to the "law" you are referring to.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 23, 2026 05:55 PM (okun6)

284 280 So, who IS the most attractive Lesbian, currently?
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Gqar

I was thinking on this earlier, there IS an answer, but I can't think of it right now.

And searching for it will yield an ace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

Is your answer Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2026 05:55 PM (Gqar8)

285 Best part about Ruby Rose in the John Wick movie is that she didn't have to speak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 05:57 PM (gu0hJ)

286 The lesbos must be taking Vitamin Testosterone with their Cheerios. I had no idea from my Ivory Tower!

I am thankful no lesbo touched me in my prime, altho one did ask me out and I said yes (because I was in college, at a party, and didn't know what lesbos looked like. She was a lipstick one and normal looking. My bf/husband informed her I was "straight" when I said I wasn't (after drinking a lot). Then I argued with him that I was not straight because I was loaded. Yes I know I have said this in the ONT. I am not senile.

And, another ONT, the one time I was goosed I ran after the guy to try to kill him, yelling,"You bastid" and people at the park were watching. I would have done some major damage on him had I caught him.

Katy Perry would have been wounded along with the bang into wall politician. Her finger broken. (I have also never heard of what she did). Weird.

Her nasty thang bruised (it was not her vaj, y'all, let's get anatomy straight). I would be yelling, making a huge scene, and Katy or the Lesbo-Latina would be calling 911 if they were conscious.

I honestly did not think lesbians did this crap, being anti-mansplaining. What is dis? Womansplaining power trip?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 23, 2026 05:59 PM (WONhk)

287 Are we talking about Nancy Pelosi, here?
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)
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Nancy's more of a butter pecan-face.

Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2026 06:00 PM (rj6Yv)

288 Congress won't be making many decisions when 1/3 are Marxists, and another 1/3 are afraid of upsetting the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

289 112 Some time ago, Katie Perry said on an interview panel that she sold her soul to satan for her fame. I believed it the moment I heard her say it.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 23, 2026 05:07 PM (M7rua)

Aha! I suspected as much when she hung out (ick) with Hil Clinton and went to parties with that witch, Marina Abramović!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 23, 2026 06:12 PM (WONhk)

290 We have mormon stories that would make you lose your hair.

I'll not risk being banned for telling the stories here.

I read that as "moron" and thought "Dang, I need to get to more MoMes."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 23, 2026 06:14 PM (vTZFs)

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