The Democrat Party, AKA The Party of Plunder, Is Now All-In on <i>Shoplifting</i>, Celebrating Rich White Bitches' "Microlooting" Expensive Food from Whole Foods

The Democrat Party, AKA The Party of Plunder, Is Now All-In on Shoplifting, Celebrating Rich White Bitches' "Microlooting" Expensive Food from Whole Foods

We wouldn't want Princess to have to scale back on her lifestyle, so we should overlook Princess' sticky fingers in grocery stores.

Communist jihadist assassination-cheerleader -- and now fully accredited and accepted Democrat Party influencer -- Hasan Piker couldn't wait to endorse more communist looting of the capitalists.

A longtime staff writer for the New Yorker known for bashing capitalism bragged that she has stolen from her local Whole Foods "on several occasions" in a New York Times podcast.
Jia Tolentino, 37, made the shocking admission while joining left-wing streamer Hasan Piker and Times' opinion culture editor Nadja Spiegelman for a Wednesday episode about so-called "microlooting" from mega-corporations.

She looks Asian despite the Italian last name but I'm going to apply Ivy League Admissions rules: You're white enough, bitch.

Besides, in the next article I'll link, rich white bitches are talking up how great shoplifting is.

Examples tossed around by the trio ranged from everyday consumers sharing passwords for streaming services to brazen criminals pilfering paintings from the Louvre Museum.
When Spiegelman suggested pocketing produce from Whole Foods, Tolentino confessed she already had "on several occasions."
The scribe said one of her duties as a member of her ritzy Brooklyn neighborhood's mutual aid group was to buy groceries for one of her neighbors, Miss Nancy.
"And so I'd be getting Miss Nancy all of her groceries, and then I would finish, and I'd be like, oh my God, four lemons, I forgot four lemons. And on several occasions I was like, I'm just going to go back in, grab those four lemons and get the hell out," Tolentino said.
"At the time I was like, I had not been to Whole Foods. I had a bit more consumer discipline about where I was spending my money then, and I already felt like I was in the hole, even by shopping there. And it certainly felt, in a utilitarian sense, I was like, this is not a big deal," she added.
...
Piker then brushed aside her apparent shoplifting, saying that mega-corporations like Whole Foods have already "factored in" the loss of simple produce so that it won't impact their bottom line.

Ah, the Ghetto Democrat line that it's okay to rob stores during riots because "they're insured." (No, they're not. Almost no one insures their stock. Stealing it is just taking money out of their pockets. And even if it were insured, you'd be forcing them to pay higher insurance rates.)

Piker, a self-proclaimed Communist, also endorsed "full chaos" of shoppers "stealing wantonly" and wholly bypassing the self-checkout machines.
When pressed on stealing from government-run grocery stores, like one planned by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, Piker and Tolentino faltered.
"No, I would not, because I feel like that's taxpayer-funded, it's union labor, and the prices are also adjusted regardless," Piker said.

From Instapundit, which also links this article from Hot Air about New York magazine celebrating shoplifting as Empowering for Princess.

At Whole Foods, you are apparently being monitored by a swarm of security officers, some of whom wander the aisles in plain clothes, and the company's surveillance tech is improving. When security officers catch you, they will take you to Whole Foods Jail. Sometimes with glee.
The Union Square Whole Foods jail is a windowless storage closet near the entrance, says Astrid, a photographer. She mostly remembers the wallpaper: "Layers and layers of grainy faces," she tells Nora Deligter. "All the thieves that had come before me."
A sculptor we'll call Gina found herself in the Bowery Whole Foods Jail. She was late to an Alex G concert at Bowery Ballroom and had decided to slip into Whole Foods for a quick spicy-tuna-roll walk-and-dine. She had a system: Approach the item with confidence, grab it, then head upstairs to the dining area and surreptitiously place it into her bag. But this time, she headed straight for the exit. "A rookie mistake," Gina says.
Gina remembers keeping her head bowed and her eyes low as she was escorted back to Whole Foods Jail. The windowless office was almost too bland to recall, she says, except for a rudimentary banner, that read: ALL SHOPLIFTERS ARE BANNED FROM WHOLE FOODS FOR LIFE. A few weeks later, Gina says her parents received a $90 ticket in the mail from the company.
New York Magazine gives a glowing profile of one such shoplifter, and decries the fact that Whole Foods seems to have a problem with people stealing its food.
How cruel! She was made late to a concert. She paid a lot for those tickets!

Look how they glorify the little miscreant. 😵‍💫🌊 pic.twitter.com/0ZXp55NxcQ
— Theo Jordan (@Theo_TJ_Jordan) March 11, 2026

Oh, by the way: Hasan Piker again justified the murder of Brian Thompson by Luigi Mangione.

Every communist atrocity in history was justified by said communists by inventing some scenario where they had no choice but to be monsters.

100% of the time.

“I didn’t wanna do this horrible thing. I just have no choice.” https://t.co/NdnnUbcGeX
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) April 23, 2026

You know, someone associated with the right is going to decide that the left's assassination rules should also apply to the left, and start shooting lefties.

And the lefties are going to demand responsible voices on the right to condemn this.

And we're all going to say: "No. Go fuck yourselves in the heart with a knife. Pay for expensive private security and take your fucking chances the way you make everyone on the right take their fucking chances."

Trans student at University of Michigan threatens Alex Stein, says, “Watch out for a hole in the neck.”

Not only should the student be immediately expelled, they should be arrested. pic.twitter.com/ya29DUyG5E
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) April 22, 2026

Hasan Piker was literally a fat little rich kid with a pony. Now he makes a fortune selling "eat the rich" to nepo commie kids, lmao https://t.co/9WiQIxGP7v pic.twitter.com/SNVqKWag8L
— Cecil Says. (@dickandcomix) April 23, 2026

Helter Skelter, baby.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM

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1 First

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 03:35 PM (E6xSb)

2 The people of the West are ruled by evil people who hate their citizens.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)

3 (I'm seeing just how often that comment is appropriate. It's a bit of a stretch on this one.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)

4 I despise thievery. I see it all the time on the job.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 03:37 PM (E6xSb)

5 2 The people of the West are ruled by evil people who hate their citizens.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)

You noticed?

And those same citizens cheerfully vote for them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 03:38 PM (E6xSb)

6 Microaggression > Microlooting

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 03:39 PM (teZkF)

7 It is the Empire of Crime.

The effort to create anarchy and get the people in line with the rise of the fascist state to bring order.

It's just that the advocates are stupid, don't realize that they're pawns, or that the power is in...a law and order guy's hands already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:39 PM (GLVez)

8
Go ahead, cheat on your taxes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 03:40 PM (tgvbd)

9 Our society is a high-trust society. (Except in some pockets) Not as high as Japan, but higher than most of Europe and the rest of the world.

The left is trying really hard to change that.

And most of the fools think it will bring about a utopia. Instead, it will be the third world.

I saw a great comment once: "Putting a shopping cart into a corral is a sufficient test for self-governance".

Places where shopping carts litter parking lots are also places with trash strewn about and rampant shoplifting.

It's a sign of anti-civilization.

That's what the left stands for.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 03:40 PM (N1DT3)

10 So, the incredibly rich nep baby just admits he doesn't have to play by the rules in his headline.

"I'm a rich a$$hole so I can do what I want - sucks to be you, working class."

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 03:40 PM (tOcjL)

11 Whole Foods should throw that bitch out the moment she tries to enter the store.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 23, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)

12 Is Mzzzzzzzz Tolentino still employed by The New Yorker?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 23, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

13 The perfect visual encapsulation of Hasan Piker's worldview:

https://x.com/politicalmath/status/
2047341711387468027/photo/1

He can wax poetic about the murder of someone he disagrees with because he's oppressed. If someone uses the exact same language directed at Piker, then Piker is just a victim and the speaker of the same words that Piker used should be destroyed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (GLVez)

14 Out: Coffee Clatches
In: Looting Sprees.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (XV/Pl)

15 Soviet style grocery stores can't come fast enough for these loons.

Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (G0vdT)

16 Look how they glorify the little miscreant.
_____

Is the miscreant the one on the right or the left? Eh, who cares, they both look like they're in need of discipline.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Dv3i1)

17 I was shocked when some riding buddies years ago casually stated that if the grocery store didn't have enough cashiers and they had to scan and bag their stuff they 'paid' themselves by skipping something, I suppose entering a cheaper item for produce that is weighed.

Stealing is wrong, period in my book. Although after a long period of WFH I find myself having coffee at work 2-3 times a month. Usually I only drink coffee at home in the morning. Folks that bought cream used to have a solo cup to chip in and that cup is gone. I don't forego cream in my coffee and I'm not buying cream for such a small amount of consumption so I am free-loading off of the regular cream users.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (+89TD)

18 Hasan is also literally an anchor baby. So if SCOTUS goes the right way we oughta be able to deport him.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

19 Girl on girl now -

Democrat Eva López Chávez is a Salt Lake city Councilwoman running in her party’s primary to represent the 1st congressional district in Utah. The accusations, including that she “restrained” the women while making unwanted sexual advances, allege the incidents occurred before López Chávez joined the city council in 2023.

https://tinyurl.com/2dv4fmn5

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (kX27y)

20 Whole Foods should throw that bitch out the moment she tries to enter the store.
Posted by: mr tmz

Criminally trespass her and when she shows up again, arrest her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (Kd7Ab)

21 Spiegelman sounds like a Jooish name. Always amazes me when people like her team up with people like Hasan who would kill her on the spot if he knew he’d get away with it.

Posted by: Heroq at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (ehU09)

22 Is it time for shooting yet,

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

23
Look at who uses scooters in supermarkets. Look at the people who use handicapped spots. We have a significant swath of the public who just doesn't care about what's right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (tgvbd)

24 Excuse me mam, we saw you hide that salami in you squeak hole. You'll have to put it back on the shelf.

Posted by: Whole Food Security at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (abIsI)

25 Microlooting??

Posted by: dantesed at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (Y0tFs)

26 Active shooter at Mall in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (NpAcC)

27 In a new NYT interview, Hasan Piker says that many “understand” Luigi Mangione killing United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson because Thompson himself was guilty of “social murder”

Thompson implemented Obamacare, no more, no less.

If you think Obamacare was good, or really anything other then a crime against humanity, you should want Luigi tried and hung for murder.

If you think Obamacare was in fact a crime against humanity, you should identify Obama, and Justice Kagan, as the real guilty parties, not some apparatchik implementing their policies.

Yet the same people that love Luigi also love Obama and all the leftwing SC judges.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

28 Hasan shop!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

29 Who leaves a pony country to come to a non-pony country?

https://youtu.be/U4NjRLqSc2Q

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)

30 Thou Shalt Not Microloot

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (RIvkX)

31 Golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (wVcYX)

32 27 Yet the same people that love Luigi also love Obama and all the leftwing SC judges.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

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The ACA would work perfectly if everyone would just stop needing to make money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (GLVez)

33 Rich white bitches are pretty much Whole Foods target demo, business plan. So I don't much care about its problems. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (5NDL0)

34 Microaggression > Microlooting > Micromurder

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (teZkF)

35 Uncle Leo hardest hit with the competition.

Posted by: Croaker at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (b3InZ)

36
Out: Journalist degree

In: Larcenist degree

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (tgvbd)

37 The left has lived in a world without consequences for near 30 years.

A world made safe for them from said consequences by forces they neither know nor understand.

They believe that freedom is due to their political power, which they also believe will never wan.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (tUP1A)

38 33 Rich white bitches are pretty much Whole Foods target demo, business plan. So I don't much care about its problems. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (5NDL0)

======

Jeff Bezos might care.

Also, it's been known that you could email jeff@amazon.com and Bezos would forward concerns to his staff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (GLVez)

39 Democrat Eva López Chávez is a Salt Lake city Councilwoman running in her party’s primary to represent the 1st congressional district in Utah. The accusations, including that she “restrained” the women while making unwanted sexual advances, allege the incidents occurred before López Chávez joined the city council in 2023.

She is too good looking to be a Dem Lesbian Elected official.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Jia Tolentino, 37, made the shocking admission while joining left-wing streamer Hasan Piker and Times' opinion culture editor Nadja Spiegelman for a Wednesday episode about so-called "microlooting" from mega-corporations.
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Not shocking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX)

42 Let's shoot a few of them. We can call it microvigilantism.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (CNl8/)

43 "I had a pony!"

"When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony...."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (uUHnE)

44 37 The left has lived in a world without consequences for near 30 years.

A world made safe for them from said consequences by forces they neither know nor understand.

They believe that freedom is due to their political power, which they also believe will never wan.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (tUP1A)

=======

Some some analysis that New York has gain population but the amount of money represented by those who left and those who came in was...not even.

It was a difference of about $80 billion. That left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (GLVez)

45 Whole Paycheck is a ripoff.

I do like their soaps and cleaners though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

46 Her local Whole Foods should go through their security footage and find where she's been stealing. Have her c*nt ass arrested.

That'll teach her a les...........wait. What am I thinking.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

47 23
Look at who uses scooters in supermarkets. Look at the people who use handicapped spots. We have a significant swath of the public who just doesn't care about what's right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Saw an old bag with her shitzy dog in the cereal aisle at the grocery store. The little bastard raised his leg and peed over the Wheaties on the bottom shelf. She couldn't of cared less and kept trundling down the aisle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (abIsI)

48 MICROLOOT = "just the tip"

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (q177U)

49 Being able to afford nice things largely used to come with a bit of class. Buying Italian made designer wear, expensive cars or staying at the Ritz, there was at least an unwritten general obligation to act with some modicum of courtesy, integrity, manners and care. Because that’s how you generally came into nice things. Even if it was a stretch for you economically, you appreciated it even more.

You now have all these internet retards, DEI hires that Democrats put into well paid positions- plus a host of other people that you have no idea how they afforded these things- and it shows. They are positively classless, have no manners, think way too highly of themselves and are rude assholes who need a throat punch. They’ve ruined just about every decent thing or made it unattractive by their very presence or ownership.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (nmw7B)

50 If I was Whole Foods I'd ban her for life.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (kxLc1)

51 Wreck the country and Marxists will take ovet

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

52 End of the day ACA is just a welfare program. Except unlike most welfare this one has very high income limits. $125k annual income qualifies for reduced premiums.

Posted by: Heroq at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (ehU09)

53 17 I was shocked when some riding buddies years ago casually stated that if the grocery store didn't have enough cashiers and they had to scan and bag their stuff they 'paid' themselves by skipping something, I suppose entering a cheaper item for produce that is weighed.

Stealing is wrong, period in my book. Although after a long period of WFH I find myself having coffee at work 2-3 times a month. Usually I only drink coffee at home in the morning. Folks that bought cream used to have a solo cup to chip in and that cup is gone. I don't forego cream in my coffee and I'm not buying cream for such a small amount of consumption so I am free-loading off of the regular cream users.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 23, 2026 03:42 PM (+89TD)

Usually, I'd just find out whose cream it is, and give them the quarterly $5...

Spouse runs his coffee club at work (I am an ace K cup buyer)...his rule is you chip in for the coffee and if you want milk/cream, you bring your own. 3 of them are in the club together, and that works. Spouse brings his milk every 2 weeks, but if someone's freeloading, that's fine b/c he uses so little, I'm pretty sure he dumps the dregs every 2nd Friday...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (tOcjL)

54 Is it time for shooting yet,
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

"The left thinks violence is a dial.

For the right, it's a switch: Peace or SHOOT F'IN ALL OF THEM"

/paraphrased from Larry Correia.

The switch isn't flipped yet, but the left keeps tapping it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (N1DT3)

55 Rich assholes stealing making prices higher for the rest of us. There should be a law to stop this. But I'm sure that would be racist or something.

Posted by: Case at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (pvf3X)

56 Instead objective morality, it's "Who and Whom". This is how a society moves from prosperity to poverty.

Posted by: Martbell at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (as6X5)

57 Microlooting? . oh wow I need to stop eating the grapes from my shopping cart. but that's in Walmart not Whole Foods so I got that goin for me.
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Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (VPPG8)

58 See? I microloot just like you people.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom Talking to the Brown and Black and BIPOC communities at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (RIvkX)

59 Democrat Eva López Chávez is a Salt Lake city Councilwoman running in her party’s primary to represent the 1st congressional district in Utah. The accusations, including that she “restrained” the women while making unwanted sexual advances, allege the incidents occurred before López Chávez joined the city council in 2023.

She is too good looking to be a Dem Lesbian Elected official.
Posted by: 18-1 at

Just wait. She's still too young to have hit the terminal taco.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

60 "pocketing produce from Whole Foods"

"Sir, we suspect you have a banana in there."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (DgMqy)

61 Microaggression > Microlooting > Micromurder
Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (teZkF)

Where does microsexing fit? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (wVcYX)

62 How much do I hate these people...well, I think AM
said it best:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

That's about right.

Posted by: No you don't hate these people enough at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (TbWk/)

63 Look at who uses scooters in supermarkets. Look at the people who use handicapped spots. We have a significant swath of the public who just doesn't care about what's right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Handicap parking at the gym always cracks me up.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (kxLc1)

64 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (Ia/+0)

65 The ACA would work perfectly if everyone would just stop needing to make money.

Yeah, I mean this is the core problem with leftwing "thought" on healthcare.

Just give it to free for everyone, including BS things like tranny surgery or ozempic.

How do we pay for it? Tax the rich. But the desire for "free healthcare" is just about infinite so even if we taxed everyone 100% we still can't give everyone free healthcare.

Their answer? They don't have one. Well, not one they'll admit, though the real answer is rationing for normies, free healthcare for appartcheks.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

66 I hate anyone who had a pony!

Posted by: Jerry at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (ytyaf)

67 Endorsing shoplifting isn't the only shocking thing Hasan Piker has ever done.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (h/O4U)

68 50 If I was Whole Foods I'd ban her for life.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (kxLc1)

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If I was, I'd use facial recognition software to identify her in a store, get video of her stealing, and then throw the entire corporate lawyer backed book at her. I'd call in every favor I possibly could to make sure she got overcharged and imprisoned for as long as possible. I'd bribe judges and prosecutors with houses in the Hamptons to make sure she spent 5 years in jail for stealing a bag of chips.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (GLVez)

69 I can’t get too upset at WF getting robbed. Fuck Bezos.

Posted by: Heroq at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (ehU09)

70 Is it time for shooting yet,

They killed Kirk and tried to kill Trump twice.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

71 47 23
Look at who uses scooters in supermarkets. Look at the people who use handicapped spots. We have a significant swath of the public who just doesn't care about what's right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Saw an old bag with her shitzy dog in the cereal aisle at the grocery store. The little bastard raised his leg and peed over the Wheaties on the bottom shelf. She couldn't of cared less and kept trundling down the aisle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (abIsI)

The abuse of the service dog regs drives me up the wall the most. Well, that, and the old Southwest Airline wheelchair line, but they mostly solved that one.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 03:49 PM (tOcjL)

72 18 Hasan is also literally an anchor baby. So if SCOTUS goes the right way we oughta be able to deport him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23

That would be forward looking. He will still be a citizen.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 03:50 PM (hftzA)

73 Piker, a self-proclaimed Communist, also endorsed "full chaos" of shoppers "stealing wantonly" and wholly bypassing the self-checkout machines.

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It's almost as if importing third world shitheads turns your country into a third world shithole.

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 03:50 PM (teZkF)

74 No, the left thinks they will take hold of the government and have them shoot or jail you.

They will use their kangaroo courts, corrupt law enforcement arms and anything else to do that.

They’re not counting on doing it themselves, and they’re under the illusion it won’t swing back on them.

Until they push people too far and they start burning down their houses.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 03:50 PM (nmw7B)

75 Endorsing shoplifting isn't the only shocking thing Hasan Piker has ever done.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (h/O4U)

No shit

Posted by: Hasan's at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

76 I wouldn't blame if Whole Foods had a stockade and shackles, the the employees could throw tomatoes and and rotten vegetables

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

77 Who is Hassan Piker and can he be removed from the United States and any citizenship he as revoked?

He seems an enemy combatant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

78 33: But wouldn't it be sweet if non thieving rich white bitches at this twits Whole Foods teamed up on this twit to extract some revenge for the higher prices they pay to cover the shop lifting? Plus people who steal from whole foods probably steal from the regular grocery stores as well when they shop there because closer and I only need a few things or 'cheaper for pantry items and I don't need produce or gourmet cheese today'. Stealing is stealing and I tend to think Singaporean justice and caning for all thieves would be just fine.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (+89TD)

79 26 Active shooter at Mall in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Posted by: redridinghood

There must be some gun legislation being considered.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (abIsI)

80 I screwed up the sockpuppet on my pony joke. Oh well. It was supposed to be Hasan saying he was little girl in Poland.

So, two different Seinfeld refs in 4 comments. Well done.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (uUHnE)

81 *blinking "help me" in Morse code*

Posted by: Hasan's dog at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

82 72 18 Hasan is also literally an anchor baby. So if SCOTUS goes the right way we oughta be able to deport him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23

That would be forward looking. He will still be a citizen.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 03:50 PM (hftzA)

=======

The Trump administration is aiming for 400 denaturalization cases this year.

There were 300 total from the years 1990-2017.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)

83 Look at who uses scooters in supermarkets. Look at the people who use handicapped spots. We have a significant swath of the public who just doesn't care about what's right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Handicap parking at the gym always cracks me up.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (kxLc1)

Braille on the bank's drive-thru ATM.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (wVcYX)

84 How about microthroatpunching.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (nmw7B)

85 I don't forego cream in my coffee and I'm not buying cream for such a small amount of consumption so I am free-loading off of the regular cream users.
Posted by: PaleRider

I usually bring my own tea for my own teapot, but when I have to dip into the kitchen tea especially if it's for more than one day, I will just buy a box of tea to leave in the kitchen.

No big deal

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 23, 2026 03:52 PM (a+4eV)

86 I'm an old man. I was confused!

~ Uncle Leo

https://youtu.be/Vm2SuAPuA38

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 23, 2026 03:52 PM (2Ez/1)

87 It's almost as if importing third world shitheads turns your country into a third world shithole.

The left tells me having Bubbas in the south that don't like gay marriage, 4th generation feminism, and think transing kids is wrong embarrassing the country.

But then they also tell me we have to let in millions of people that think you should throw gay men off roofs and put a trashbag over your wife when you aren't beating her is good for us.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

88 Saw an old bag with her shitzy dog in the cereal aisle at the grocery store. The little bastard raised his leg and peed over the Wheaties on the bottom shelf. She couldn't of cared less and kept trundling down the aisle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 03:47 PM (abIsI)

I hope you reported that to someone on the store staff.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

89
If I was, I'd use facial recognition software to identify her in a store, get video of her stealing, and then throw the entire corporate lawyer backed book at her. I'd call in every favor I possibly could to make sure she got overcharged and imprisoned for as long as possible. I'd bribe judges and prosecutors with houses in the Hamptons to make sure she spent 5 years in jail for stealing a bag of chips.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (GLVez)

TJM for SUPREME RULER!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

90
The abuse of the service dog regs drives me up the wall the most. Well, that, and the old Southwest Airline wheelchair line, but they mostly solved that one.
Posted by: Nova Local

-----------

This is a breakdown in society -- everyone thinks they need to break the rules to "catch up" to everyone else who is breaking all the rules.

I can not overstate how corrosive this is. Once people think others are cheating, civilization is lost.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 03:53 PM (uUHnE)

91
Braille on the bank's drive-thru ATM.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (wVcYX)

There's braille in the McDonald's drive thru.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

92 83 Look at who uses scooters in supermarkets. Look at the people who use handicapped spots. We have a significant swath of the public who just doesn't care about what's right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Handicap parking at the gym always cracks me up.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (kxLc1)

Braille on the bank's drive-thru ATM.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Handicapped spots at the Home Depot contractor bulk pickup area.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (abIsI)

93 Whole Foods is a stupid name for a market. I've been in one and their prices were ridiculous. Splendid ambiance. No thanks, the place smells funny.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (Fbc0I)

94 Post 28

Now, you did it, Jack . With "Hasan shop" ( which was pretty funny, btw) I am now compelled to repeat "Ali Baba Bunny" with bugs and Daffy:

https://tinyurl.com/3ytuyvrh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (Nx5jP)

95
There's braille in the McDonald's drive thru.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Does the car steering wheel have Braille ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (FtULh)

96 An older gentleman asked me to help him use the ATM. He starts telling me his passcode. I tried to tell him he didn’t know me and shouldn’t share that. He said I looked honest and he really need the help.

Imagine if I was a bad person.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (nmw7B)

97 The left has lived in a world without consequences for near 30 years.

A world made safe for them from said consequences by forces they neither know nor understand.

They believe that freedom is due to their political power, which they also believe will never wan.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 03:45 PM (tUP1A)

Hemingway wrote that one of his characters went bankrupt "Gradually, and then suddenly".

That's how civilization falls as well. How long the "gradually" goes on is unknown, as there's a lot of ruin in a nation. But it can't go on forever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (N1DT3)

98 May I suggest using your nightsticks, WF Store Loss Prevention Officers?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (wVcYX)

99 89
If I was, I'd use facial recognition software to identify her in a store, get video of her stealing, and then throw the entire corporate lawyer backed book at her. I'd call in every favor I possibly could to make sure she got overcharged and imprisoned for as long as possible. I'd bribe judges and prosecutors with houses in the Hamptons to make sure she spent 5 years in jail for stealing a bag of chips.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:48 PM (GLVez)

TJM for SUPREME RULER!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

AND THEN:

I'd make posters of her in her orange jumpsuit, place them on the front door of every Whole Foods, with the message that "This could happen to you. I make more money in interest in a minute than you make in a year. I will use it."

Because I value things I own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:55 PM (GLVez)

100 After the Rev War we made the tories leave.

Something to keep in mind if we get the guts to go forward with re-migration as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

101
Does the car steering wheel have Braille ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM (FtULh)

That would just be silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Willowed -

The barrier to entry is now so low, even Indian programmers who aren't good enough to make it to America are sufficient.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2026 03:07 PM (mkw2N)

I worked in Silicon Valley as a tech with a not inconsequential security clearance (microwave defense department contractor.) People working as checkout clerks at Safeway were making 30% more money per hour. Green card Koreans and Vietnamese and Chinese and Cambodians ran wages into the gutter. Not one of them could get a "confidential" shit-level security clearance. That was 1988.

I quit and got a job working for an electrician and tripled my income

Posted by: 13times at April 23, 2026 03:55 PM (Jyalu)

103 WF had a great salad bar back in the day. Expensive as fuck. When traveling for bidness and someone else paying, I ate there often.

Posted by: Heroq at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (ehU09)

104 Whole Paycheck

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (hrVpi)

105 >>Now, you did it, Jack . With "Hasan shop" ( which was pretty funny, btw) I am now compelled to repeat "Ali Baba Bunny" with bugs and Daffy:

Think how far we've fallen. They couldn't even make that cartoon today with getting sued.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)

106 "No, I would not, because I feel like that's taxpayer-funded, it's union labor, and the prices are also adjusted regardless," Piker said.

I wonder what he thinks the difference is between stealing from the tax payers after the taxes have been collected, rather than stealing from the tax payers before the taxes have been collected?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (a+4eV)

107 Hasan Piker looks pretty guilty of islamic social murder. Just sayin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW)

108 Best. Documentary. Ever.

Nick Minock
@NickMinock
NEW: During a floor debate on gerrymandering, Virginia State Senator Lamont Bagby (D) says he knows a little bit about rural America because he watched Dukes of Hazzard.

Posted by: Charles III at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

109 An older gentleman asked me to help him use the ATM. He starts telling me his passcode. I tried to tell him he didn’t know me and shouldn’t share that. He said I looked honest and he really need the help.

One of the plot points in the movie The Beekeeper was how easy it is for bad people to take advantage of the elderly and that Jason Statham should kick said people in the face.

I think its a good idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

110 93 Whole Foods is a stupid name for a market. I've been in one and their prices were ridiculous. Splendid ambiance. No thanks, the place smells funny.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 03:54 PM

######

Come see us.

Posted by: Half Foods at April 23, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

111 Ace, if I didn't believe in God and my immortal soul, I would most definitely hold the left to their assassination rules.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 23, 2026 03:57 PM (nPI6/)

112 This is a breakdown in society -- everyone thinks they need to break the rules to "catch up" to everyone else who is breaking all the rules.

I can not overstate how corrosive this is. Once people think others are cheating, civilization is lost.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 23, 2026 03:53 PM (uUHnE)

It's an entirely rational response when you're the chump, sucker and loser who keeps getting rolled because you're the only one seemingly following the rules, and watching everyone around you leaving you in the dust by breaking the rules. It is unquestionably corrosive, but eventually people get tired of being the chump all the time.

Posted by: People respond to what gets rewarded at April 23, 2026 03:57 PM (TbWk/)

113 NEW: During a floor debate on gerrymandering, Virginia State Senator Lamont Bagby (D) says he knows a little bit about rural America because he watched Dukes of Hazzard.

Isn't that show White Supremacist according to the left?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

114 @NickMinock
NEW: During a floor debate on gerrymandering, Virginia State Senator Lamont Bagby (D) says he knows a little bit about rural America because he watched Dukes of Hazzard.
Posted by: Charles III at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

Someone should've immediately ran up and kicked him square in the nuts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Nadja Spiegelman is the daughter of Art Spiegelman who wrote the graphic cartoon Maus. I'm sure she voted for Mamdani. I'm pretty sure some around here would call her a self-gassing Jew.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gu0hJ)

116 Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 03:

I know. That's probably part of the reason I post it periodically. That. And it always makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (Nx5jP)

117 The Trump administration is aiming for 400 denaturalization cases this year.

There were 300 total from the years 1990-2017.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez

Interesting, thank you. I wonder if that will be the way SCOTUS could split the baby, because laws like this typically aren’t retroactive- or is that when the exec order went in to technically not retro?

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (hftzA)

118 Rural Virginia?

You mean that stretch of road from DC to Mount Vernon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (GLVez)

119 >> Someone should've immediately ran up and kicked him square in the nuts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Tied him to the front of the General Lee and crashed into a wall.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (nmw7B)

120 Too good to not share (in response to exposure of SPLC) -

@xnoesbueno
All this organized lefty false flag activity gives me a hankering to go false flag on them.

Then I realize, it's entirely unnecessary. It would be impossible to smear them more than they smear themselves.

So we fall back on Rope Theory. As in, give them enough.

Hang on. What if Mamdani, Piker, Bernie, Fauxcahontas, Biden and whoever was actually president '21-'25, Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, the lot of them. What if they're all right wing false flag operations?

It all starts to make sense. How did I not see this before?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (Dv3i1)

121 This is a breakdown in society -- everyone thinks they need to break the rules to "catch up" to everyone else who is breaking all the rules.

The lefty LIVs I know often use this justification - since "the rich" are getting away with things they should be able to as well.

Of course they ARE the rich. No, not Bezos rich, but top 10% or so...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

122 Piker, a self-proclaimed Communist, also endorsed "full chaos"...

Hey asshole, come try your commie chaos bullshit in my town. Been fighting communism all my life...not stopping now. And I will enjoy beating your sorry ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (2WIwB)

123 Piker, a self-proclaimed Communist, also endorsed "full chaos"...

Hey asshole, come try your commie chaos bullshit in my town. Been fighting communism all my life...not stopping now. And I will enjoy beating your sorry ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (2WIwB)

He is more green than red...

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 03:59 PM (GD0B3)

124 You don't steal not because of some sort of ...economic argument. You don't steal because it is wrong. Not hee-hee naughty. Wrong. Evil. Shitty.

What is the moral difference between stealing from whole foods, and me robbing you outside the store?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 23, 2026 03:59 PM (vOtXJ)

125 Translation: Lamont Bagby jerked off looking at Daisy Duke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 03:59 PM (gu0hJ)

126 117 There were 300 total from the years 1990-2017.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez

Interesting, thank you. I wonder if that will be the way SCOTUS could split the baby, because laws like this typically aren’t retroactive- or is that when the exec order went in to technically not retro?

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (hftzA)

========

As far as I know, everyone facing denaturalization are naturalized, not native born, and they're all related to criminal activity.

However, Stephen Miller is going to push this has hard and as far as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (GLVez)

127 Tied him to the front of the General Lee and crashed into a wall.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (nmw7B)

Acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Whole Paycheck
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (hrVpi)

I know Parker and Stone have lost the plot but the South Park episode that took the piss out of Whole Foods was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: To get your change, pull the sandwich out of the child's mouth at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

129 109 An older gentleman asked me to help him use the ATM. He starts telling me his passcode. I tried to tell him he didn’t know me and shouldn’t share that. He said I looked honest and he really need the help.

______

BOSCO!!

https://youtu.be/TTunoRn1aNQ

Posted by: And Yet ANOTHER Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (2Ez/1)

130 NEW: During a floor debate on gerrymandering, Virginia State Senator Lamont Bagby (D) says he knows a little bit about rural America because he watched Dukes of Hazzard.
_____

Lamont, you Big Dummy!

Posted by: Obligatory at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

131 Piker makes a lot of money from Twitch. Amazon owns Twitch. Amazon owns Whole Foods.

Repercussions for Piker?

Stop laughing, I'm serious.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (yFLFB)

132 Translation: Lamont Bagby jerked off looking at Daisy Duke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 03:59 PM (gu0hJ)

My guess is that he was into Enos.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (CNl8/)

133 Our "problem", if you will, is that we actually try to follow the 10 Commandments, even if we're not religious...
We tend to believe that a shared set of morals are to be followed for successful societies to survive and flourish.
There is a social compact that we believe in...
The left does not.
They are as selfish as any human being has ever been, even while they espouse "the common good" of their socialist beliefs.
In other words, they are lying fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: UncleJefe at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (gAuAm)

134 Come the revolution, someone like Piker will be the first guy to catch a bullet.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (vOtXJ)

135 122 Piker, a self-proclaimed Communist, also endorsed "full chaos"...

Hey asshole, come try your commie chaos bullshit in my town. Been fighting communism all my life...not stopping now. And I will enjoy beating your sorry ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 03:58 PM (2WIwB)

======

Piker will find himself with reduced influence if his chosen MI senate candidate wins the nomination and then loses the general election.

It would entertain me.

Let it be so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:01 PM (GLVez)

136 Translation: Lamont Bagby jerked off looking at Daisy Duke

I guess this is something we all, left and right, can come together on

Posted by: Some Moron at April 23, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

137 Hakeem Jeffries to Virginia Supreme Court: Uphold Spanbergers map 'or else.'
It's like he's trying to scare them into bending the knee.
They're relying on the leftwing judiciary to hand them a victory. Nothing more. If that doesn't happen, they're FCKED.

-
Ends justifies the means.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:01 PM (ndZc7)

138 Translation: Lamont Bagby jerked off looking at Daisy Duke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 03:59 PM (gu0hJ)

There was that one episode where you got some in the dark side boob.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Oh, by the way: Hasan Piker again justified the murder of Brian Thompson by Luigi Mangione.

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*types* *deletes*

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 04:02 PM (teZkF)

140 Doin' a lot of typin' and deletin' here, boss

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 23, 2026 04:02 PM (OUMaO)

141 Suggestion someone should make to Piker - everyone that steals from Whole Foods has to wear a shock collar

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

142 Hello. I am Count, a chump. I drive the speed limit or slower through residential neighborhoods and come to a complete stop at Stop signs.

Posted by: Chumps Anonymous at April 23, 2026 04:02 PM (wVcYX)

143
"Because that's where the money is."

Posted by: Willie Sutton at April 23, 2026 04:02 PM (2Ez/1)

144 Hello. I am Count, a chump. I drive the speed limit or slower through residential neighborhoods and come to a complete stop at Stop signs.

Friend of mine got pulled over for doing 30 in a 20 recently.

He did it near the start of the month though so no ticket.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

145
During a floor debate on gerrymandering, Virginia State Senator Lamont Bagby (D) says he knows a little bit about rural America because he watched Dukes of Hazzard.

___________

He's not The Big Dummy for nothing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:03 PM (tgvbd)

146 144 He did it near the start of the month though so no ticket.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

=======

The police once murdered me for driving while black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:03 PM (GLVez)

147 The Democrat Party, AKA The Party of Plunder, Is Now All-In on Shoplifting, Celebrating Rich White Bitches' "Microlooting" Expensive Food from Whole Foods

—Disinformation Expert Ace
---
It's still is "No One is Above the Law", right?

It's just we're ignoring the law.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)

148 Get a gun and you can rob a bank.

Get a bank and you can rob everybody.

Posted by: Here lies truth at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)

149 they told us when we were kids that Vlad the Impaler was a bad guy

they said so

Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (jrgJz)

150 Who is Hassan Piker and can he be removed from the United States and any citizenship he as revoked?

He's Cenk Uygher's gay nephew, who lives by himself in a mansion in Beverly Hills, has killed multiple dogs, and has an endless parade of young lefty women who worship him.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

151 121 This is a breakdown in society -- everyone thinks they need to break the rules to "catch up" to everyone else who is breaking all the rules.

"Screw unto others before they screw unto you, because they will." The new Golden Rule.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (t+TFX)

152 It's not just morals, America has a serious declining IQ problem.

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (q177U)

153 WTF is "microlooting" The left continues to just make up nonsensical words.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (0N4FZ)

154 Always avoid the mall food court. Words to live by.

>>EricLDaugh
·
4m
>>🚨 UPDATE: 10 INJURIES with 2 in critical condition in Baton Rouge after a shooting at Mall of Louisiana, police say

>>"Two groups of people got into an argument in the food court and started shooting at each other."

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m)

155
The police once murdered me for driving while black.

ACDC does NOT approve

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

156
Trump calling those little harassing boats in the Straight "the wiseguy boats."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (n7rxJ)

157 155
The police once murdered me for driving while black.

ACDC does NOT approve

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

======

ACDC did it! can't you see the op yet?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (GLVez)

158 He's Cenk Uygher's gay nephew, who lives by himself in a mansion in Beverly Hills, has killed multiple dogs, and has an endless parade of young lefty women who worship him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

And is jealous of the Roach King.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (zZu0s)

159 EricLDaugh
·
4m
>>🚨 UPDATE: 10 INJURIES with 2 in critical condition in Baton Rouge after a shooting at Mall of Louisiana, police say

>>"Two groups of people got into an argument in the food court and started shooting at each other."
Posted by: JackStraw

2 groups shooting at each other. Geeeeee I wonder...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

160 1. Shoplifting (passed onto law abiding consumer)
2. USAID (passed onto unknowing taxpayer)
3. Insurance Fraud (passed onto paying customer base)
4. Illegal Immigrants using E/R as general practitioner (passed onto insured patients)

"I'm Zohran Mamdani and I approve this message." —His response to a New York Post report detailing his plan to raise corporate taxes to pay for "freebies" like free transit and child care.

___________________

Does anyone see a commonality here?

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (dIske)

161 This is just...SHOCKING!!

Posted by: Hasan Piker's Dog at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e)

162 159 2 groups shooting at each other. Geeeeee I wonder...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

====

The Amish!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (GLVez)

163 Trump calling those little harassing boats in the Straight "the wiseguy boats."

I argued our strategy in Yemen should be to destroy every port/village that a pirate comes out of.

Same thing here.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

164 THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!

Posted by: BLM at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (4KUe5)

165 As far as I know, everyone facing denaturalization are naturalized, not native born, and they're all related to criminal activity.

However, Stephen Miller is going to push this has hard and as far as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:00 PM (GLVez)

Awww….okay, I thought we were talking about anchor babies. Did I mash up 2 posts? That would be typical of me.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)

166
He's Cenk Uygher's gay nephew, who lives by himself in a mansion in Beverly Hills, has killed multiple dogs, and has an endless parade of young lefty women who worship him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

Seems the entire bloodline should have their citizenship revoked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

167 The problem for Whole Foods is that (at least here in LA) it's primary schtick is to appeal to the very sort of slightly upscale AWFLs who would vehemently agree with all this and get upset with Whole Foods for having such people arrested. Puts it in a bit of a quandry.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (ort2b)

168 And is jealous of the Roach King.

I'm not a big fan of Asmongold but I do like Leaflit's song about him

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

169 These people light up buildings to celebrate baby murder. Nothing they preach is gonna shock me.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (NALOx)

170 Oh, by the way: Hasan Piker again justified the murder of Brian Thompson by Luigi Mangione.

It's not just the moral depravity, it's the irony. Piker is of the same ilk as those who fraudulently rammed through the ACA, easily the most fascist piece of legislation we've seen in our lifetimes, which gave enormous windfall profits to United Healthcare and other health insurance cartels, at taxpayer expense, which allowed them to give their C-suite even more obscene amounts of money.

Posted by: It's a bit like SPLC funding "white supremacists" at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (TbWk/)

171 Suggestion someone should make to Piker - everyone that steals from Whole Foods has to wear a shock collar

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

JUSTICE 4 KAYA!

Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling sicker by the moment at April 23, 2026 04:08 PM (Wt5PA)

172 "2 groups shooting at each other. Geeeeee I wonder..."

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"Youths"

Posted by: local media at April 23, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

173 159 2 groups shooting at each other. Geeeeee I wonder...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

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The Amish!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:06 PM (GLVez)

vs the Pentecostals!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2026 04:08 PM (wVcYX)

174 I didn't want to put maple syrup on the French Toast! They made me!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2026 04:08 PM (0sNs1)

175 And is jealous of the Roach King.

The Roach King's editor is the real final boss though.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

176 Jia Tolentino is a Filipina, or her parents were. The ones that were busted for human trafficking.
I actually like Filipinx as a rule; the Philippines chain could become a few States IMO. But sometimes we don't get their best.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 04:08 PM (gKWVE)

177
Winona Ryder was ahead of her time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)

178 https://tinyurl.com/3ytuyvrh

Somebody should send that cartoon rather regularly to rich nitwit Hasan Piker. He may be young enough that he's never seen it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (TIRHP)

179 Public pillory and stocks for shoplifting.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (t+TFX)

180 One of the plot points in the movie The Beekeeper was how easy it is for bad people to take advantage of the elderly and that Jason Statham should kick said people in the face.

I think its a good idea.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)
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Can we send Jason Statham over to India to deal with the AI-powered scammers that call me ten times a day saying I may qualify for a "new Medicaid program" in my state?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (gnNyN)

181
How long is this Trump crap going to last? I hate Walz. On Jimmy Kimmel......

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
·
7h
KIMMEL: These multiple cases of benefits fraud. Did it just take an extraordinarily long time for you to know what was happening?

WALZ: Let me tell you about Trump.

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)

182 I'd make posters of her in her orange jumpsuit, place them on the front door of every Whole Foods, with the message that "This could happen to you. I make more money in interest in a minute than you make in a year. I will use it."
Because I value things I own. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 03:55 PM (GLVez)

Forget debanking. I favor de-grocer-eing.

1) Get her information.
2) Ban her from all stores owned, including Amazon.com. yep, she'll NEVER be able to buy a single thing from Amazon. No prime. Nothing.
3) The only way she can shop is: a) if security doesn't recognize her. 2) She does not utilize a shopper's card or coupons. If she does, security escorts her out.
4) Share her information with other retailers. They can sue it however they wish.

Caught stealing, suddenly you are banned from using anything but cash, and no online shopping for fucking life.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (vOtXJ)

183 169 These people light up buildings to celebrate baby murder

G-d's work

Posted by: some eater of dawg at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (gKWVE)

184 Oh on the coffee and cream. I use my own Keurig pods. I mentioned the lack of the cup for chipping in for cream to a regular use and he just said "don't worry about it". Its my nature to worry about it, but 2 tablespoons of cream a month is such a piddling amount I'm ignoring my nature. But I still tend to double check as I self scan at the grocery to make sure that no items were missed and I put the cart back.

And don't rag on the scooter users. My dad's injuries caught up with him his last 10 years or so and he used them. He was a marine as a young man and worked until just shy of 70; never once pissed and moaned that the deck had been stacked against him. He used the scooters, and made sure to get them plugged back to the charging station when he was done.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (+89TD)

185 When you only put a smidgen of carrots in chili, it's called "micro-mixing".

No big deal, really.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

186 I'm not a big fan of Asmongold but I do like Leaflit's song about him
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

The 'Put them in the Box' one. It is really catchy.

https://youtu.be/1et1WEvJITY

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:10 PM (zZu0s)

187 Posted by: ... at April 23

Thank you, by the way, for earlier. I heard you and you are right. I appreciate you.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Dd38x)

188 Joe Satriani should shave his fucking forearm hair.... I'm a guitarist myself, and think he' fucking amazing....

But the forearm/bicep hair?

That's just a big "WHY?"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 23, 2026 04:10 PM (dmDsy)

189 WTF is "microlooting" The left continues to just make up nonsensical words.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2026 04:05 PM (0N4FZ)

I learned that there's a golf club now known as the "micro driver."

It's a driver that has a head size similar to what they were BEFORE they became the size of a cinder block.

What's old is new again, again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

190 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Right now, in the middle of Trump's war with Iran, Senate Republicans are keeping us here all night to vote on the most pressing issue they can think of:
Giving $70 BILLION more to ICE and CBP.
I'm going to fight them every step of the way.

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In fairness, she's an old ~~lady~~ woman and needs to be in bed by 8:00.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

191 Not one "it's a write off Jerry, they just write it off". It's like I don't know you people!

Actually I don't, but still.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW)

192 It's not shoplifting shoplifting.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:11 PM (kxLc1)

193 Piker’s only principles are Death To America while remaining as comfortable as possible.

He was part of the recent influencer visit to Cuba, along with Medea Benjamin, where the city had no power while the hotel housing the pampered Marxists was running full blast, 100% powered.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 04:11 PM (4KUe5)

194 190 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Right now, in the middle of Trump's war with Iran, Senate Republicans are keeping us here all night to vote on the most pressing issue they can think of:
Giving $70 BILLION more to ICE and CBP.
I'm going to fight them every step of the way.

-
In fairness, she's an old lady woman and needs to be in bed by 8:00.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

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Remember when the slim sliver of a government shutdown was the worst thing Trump had ever done and Republicans were evil for not passing Democrat versions of spending that cut out ICE support spending?

Good times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:12 PM (GLVez)

195 Two groups of people got into an argument in the food court

New Orleans, likewise, did not export its best.
This is a large reason other Louisianans become Texans. Wonder if Mississippi should just annex the whole state.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 04:12 PM (gKWVE)

196 Amazon is under no obligation to sell anything to anyone caught stealing. Ban her for life, and send her data to Walmart, Kroger, etc. and see if they want her shopping in their stores.

Don't like big data, but it's well past time to use it against these dumbasses. Squash her like a bug.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 23, 2026 04:12 PM (vOtXJ)

197 Caught stealing, suddenly you are banned from using anything but cash, and no online shopping for fucking life.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (vOtXJ)

I been caught stealing. Once. When I was five.

Posted by: Jane's Addiction at April 23, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

198 I'm...just...shocked.

Posted by: Hasan Piker's Dog at April 23, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

199 He's Cenk Uygher's gay nephew, who lives by himself in a mansion in Beverly Hills, has killed multiple dogs, and has an endless parade of young lefty women who worship him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)
____________________________________

FUN FACT: Cenk's grandparents are first cousins.

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)

200 Microblogging - LARPing as one of the poors by stealing a small luxury item. You go, trustafarian grrrrrrl!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 04:13 PM (4KUe5)

201 180 One of the plot points in the movie The Beekeeper was how easy it is for bad people to take advantage of the elderly and that Jason Statham should kick said people in the face.

I think its a good idea.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

PS - That is the mail-in ballot fraud - just preying on old people in nursing homes, memory care, hospice care, and assisted living.

Ds know how to harvest these, and feel no guilt for getting incompetent voters to vote for them...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

202 The 'Put them in the Box' one. It is really catchy.

https://youtu.be/1et1WEvJITY

Big fan of that one. The long pan from the giant anti-white pig to Brandon Hererra and Donut Operator with big guns, is, as the kids say, absolute cinema.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

203 Posted by: PaleRider at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (+89TD)

I bet he couldn't find a scooter on occasion when he needed one.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (kxLc1)

204 @WesternLensman
·
7h
KIMMEL: These multiple cases of benefits fraud. Did it just take an extraordinarily long time for you to know what was happening?

WALZ: Let me tell you about Trump.
Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)

Just know they scissored in the green room after the show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

205 UPDATE: 10 INJURIES with 2 in critical condition in Baton Rouge after a shooting at Mall of Louisiana, police say
Two groups of people got into an argument in the food court and started shooting at each other.

These folks are the product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with them, I can prove it.

Posted by: The SPLC at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (wAvYO)

206 well at least the Cenobites know what to do with Piker when they nab 'im

Posted by: zzzot! at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (gKWVE)

207 Why is it called shoplifting, when nobody's actually lifting a shop?

Posted by: Seinfeldian humor at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

208 One day, Hasan, and I don't know when, someone is going to say that Leftists don't play by the rules, so why should we. On that day, there shall be no rules. Enjoy what comes next.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (QaH55)

209 >>>>Two groups of people got into an argument in the food court and started shooting at each other.

What happens on Carnival Cruise ships will not stay on Carnival Cruise ships.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (CNl8/)

210 Awww, was granny Warren forced to work late?

Retire if you can’t handle it, beyotch

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (4KUe5)

211 208 One day, Hasan, and I don't know when, someone is going to say that Leftists don't play by the rules, so why should we. On that day, there shall be no rules. Enjoy what comes next.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (QaH55)

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Still waiting for North Korea to reach that point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (GLVez)

212 I don't even give a break to poor people who steal. They can get stuff free from the government, they should not have to steal.

Posted by: Case at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (pvf3X)

213 OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (TIRHP)

214 Just know they scissored in the green room after the show.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Rubbed nubbins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:16 PM (zZu0s)

215 It's a probably break from Piker's normal micro-penising.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

216 At HF can you feel the melons for firmness?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 23, 2026 04:16 PM (DgMqy)

217 RELATED:

Insta just posted that thieves destroyed/stole 75 fire hydrants in Detroit. For the metal parts.

That's about as broken civilization as you can get.

https://tinyurl.com/538a2wka

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:16 PM (N1DT3)

218 213 OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (TIRHP)

Was that Chris Rock?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)

219 Lot of sideways gun fire going on at that mall.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)

220 I'm not a big fan of Asmongold but I do like Leaflit's song about him
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

The 'Put them in the Box' one. It is really catchy.

https://youtu.be/1et1WEvJITY
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:10 PM

________

Yuck.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (2Ez/1)

221 OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (TIRHP)

Chris Rock. 'How not to get your ass kicked by the police', iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (zZu0s)

222 OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (TIRHP)

There's always the Chris Rock "How to not get your ass kicked by the police" skit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

223 213 OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (TIRHP)
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I'm guessing you're thinking of Chris Rock "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police."

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (AlhUl)

224
OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (TIRHP)

__________

Chris Rock

https://youtu.be/uj0mtxXEGE8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (tgvbd)

225
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC

Every communist atrocity in history was justified by said communists by inventing some scenario where they had no choice but to be monsters.

100% of the time.

“I didn’t wanna do this horrible thing. I just have no choice.”

-------------

* Abortionists have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (teZkF)

226 Maybe Goodslifting then

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)

227 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (zZu0s)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (TIRHP)

228 OT -who is the comedian who did a very funny bit on what not to do while black and driving?. I need a laugh today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Chris Rock.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (Kd7Ab)

229 Lot of sideways gun fire going on at that mall.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

That and throwing the bullet out of the gun.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (YZ0Fo)

230 I still think the best solution to these shoplifters and smash N grab thieves is to mark everything in the store at $900 (which is the usual threshold for a felony)...and right next to the $900 tag, the actual price (which requires membership). The only way to acquire a one time immediate membership is just a physical presence at the cash register. Every theft is a felony. No delay on store membership.

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (dIske)

231
That and throwing the bullet out of the gun.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (YZ0Fo)

That's how you make the bullet curve, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Chris Rock. How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 23, 2026 04:19 PM (zZu0s)

233 He's Cenk Uygher's gay nephew, who lives by himself in a mansion in Beverly Hills, has killed multiple dogs, and has an endless parade of young lefty women who worship him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

Well, Muslims hate dogs so...

Also, I think a pretty good test of someone's character is whether they hate dogs.

Dislike? Fine. Scarred by trauma? Also fine.

Hate dogs for any other reason? Psychopath.

And it works since the mohammedans worship their psychopathic, demonic prophet, piss be upon him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:19 PM (N1DT3)

234 Stealing the bread and labor from working people is the beating heart of Marxism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)

235 230 I still think the best solution to these shoplifters and smash N grab thieves is to mark everything in the store at $900 (which is the usual threshold for a felony)...and right next to the $900 tag, the actual price (which requires membership). The only way to acquire a one time immediate membership is just a physical presence at the cash register. Every theft is a felony. No delay on store membership.
Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2026 04:18 PM (dIske)

Most laws are on the "value" of the product. So just put the retail value at the felony level, and then put everything "on sale" for the purchase price.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 04:19 PM (tOcjL)

236 Girl power!

Salt Lake City Councilwoman Eva Lopez Chavez, now a Democrat congressional candidate, once described herself as “a Mexican lesbian shaping downtown.”

She is now facing allegations from four women, including three elected officials, who say she restrained them during advances they considered sexual and unwanted. Lopez Chavez denies wrongdoing and says one alleged encounter “never occurred.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:20 PM (ndZc7)

237 I feel guilty because I live in a guarded gated community now. I really have lost touch a little bit but get it back every time I venture out the gates.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:20 PM (kxLc1)

238 Trans student at University of Michigan threatens Alex Stein, says, “Watch out for a hole in the neck.”
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Meanwhile you're "genociding" it if you don't agree with its fantasies.

I'm glad I stopped hoping in social progress of any sort.

I don't think it should identify as a human being.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:20 PM (Fi81e)

239 VA law - yeah, it's "value" and not "price" (b/c one felony is switching prices)...

"The severity of your charges will depend on the value of the goods involved."

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)

240 And here it is, folks, because maybe you could use a laugh too "How not to get your ass kicked by the police." Chris Rock:

https://tinyurl.com/365wyadj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:21 PM (TIRHP)

241 I saw a video from some gun battle between two gangs.

It looked nothing like your average Hollywood shoot out. It was a bunch of thugs hiding behind women shooting blindly at each other

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

242 Just how useful is curving a bullet anyway? I always feel like that 'technique' is oversold in that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:21 PM (zZu0s)

243 Chris Rock. How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 23, 2026 04:19 PM (zZu0s)

That n***a bitch stole that shit from me!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at April 23, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

244 I'm guessing you're thinking of Chris Rock "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police."
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 04:17 PM (AlhUl)
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My parents gave me the "Don't Call Us if the Cops Kick Your Ass" speech.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (RIvkX)

245 Rangers close parts of Smoky Mountains National Park after spree of bear attacks in one weekend 😨

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I wonder what color the bears were.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (ndZc7)

246 Still waiting for North Korea to reach that point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (GLVez)

Hard to rise up when you are malnourished. Maybe the Norks should try shoplifting. I'm sure it would be celebrated in just the same way as here...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (QaH55)

247 Unfortunately the stores do have to put theft in the budget which increases prices for everybody, but the thieves don't care. But they're not stealing from the store ultimately.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

248 Just how useful is curving a bullet anyway? I always feel like that 'technique' is oversold in that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:21 PM (zZu0s)
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You can shoot around corners...if you could.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

249 246 Still waiting for North Korea to reach that point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:15 PM (GLVez)

Hard to rise up when you are malnourished. Maybe the Norks should try shoplifting. I'm sure it would be celebrated in just the same way as here...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (QaH55)

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Were the Norks malnourished when the communists took control and standard of living started to degrade?

My point is...populist revolts don't happen.

What happens is a challenger elite decides to consolidate power against an establishment elite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:23 PM (GLVez)

250
Ugh.

I hate thieves.

Hell, I even hate to see some asshole stick their grubby fingers into a box of strawberries or a bunch of grapes then pluck one out and eat it in the grocery store.

I'm sure that little bit of unhygienic as hell sociopathy has some great self-justification in their minds but it's just simple stealing. They are thieves.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 04:24 PM (iJfKG)

251 You can shoot around corners...if you could.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

There were the german... we're those mp40s? And then we had something similar but the barrel was on a pivot arm.

Do not think it came to much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:24 PM (zZu0s)

252 The hell about shooting around corners. I want that healing bath.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:24 PM (kxLc1)

253
Do not think it came to much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:24 PM (zZu0s)

Poor thing.

Posted by: Peter North at April 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Well, Muslims hate dogs so...

Hate dogs for any other reason? Psychopath.

And it works since the mohammedans worship their psychopathic, demonic prophet, piss be upon him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:19 PM (N1DT3)

My theory on this is that mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him) was a pirate and caravan raider earlier in his career. And you attack caravans at night because everyone's asleep. Except the dogs - who give the alarm. Hence when he was inventing his demonically inspired "religion" dogs became Harram.

What kind of a fuck do you have to be to not understand "man's best friend".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:25 PM (aCkLa)

255 Rumors of a political coup in England against Starmer.

Again.

Dude's lost more ministers than Yes, Minister, and he keeps on trucking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:25 PM (GLVez)

256 Just for nothing:

My Wife and Kids >>>>>>>> The Cosby Show

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:26 PM (kxLc1)

257 She's total bull crap, spoiled rotten.

She was born in Canada to parents from the Philippines, moving to Texas at age four.
She has described her Filipina-American identity as a key, evolving part of her life, often discussing it in the context of her work and personal life.
Tolentino has mentioned navigating life in the American South within a Southern Baptist community while maintaining her Filipino heritage.

Aside: That's not a Baptist - Southern or otherwise.

Key New Yorker Essays:
"Losing Religion and Finding Ecstasy in Houston"
"The Promise of Vaping and the Rise of Juul"
"Is There a Smarter Way to Think About Sexual Assault on Campus?"
"The Authoritarian Soul of 'Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends'"
"Harvey Weinstein and the Impunity of Powerful Men"

She has such an opportunity to make her communities proud and she's trash.

Posted by: L - No nic (cell phone) at April 23, 2026 04:26 PM (NFX2v)

258 Rumors of a political coup in England against Starmer.

Again.

Dude's lost more ministers than Yes, Minister, and he keeps on trucking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:25 PM (GLVez)/i]

Which will accomplish nothing and another leftist, freedom hating asshat will take his place.

The UK is proper f*cked.

Enjoy islhamic anal, Brits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

259 255 Rumors of a political coup in England against Starmer.

This guy is more ineradicable than herpes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 04:26 PM (t+TFX)

260 Damn keyboard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Maybe I saw it in the gun thread here, that rifle that can bend 90 degrees and has a camera you can look through to shoot around the corner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

262 Suck my pudding pop!
- Bill Cosby

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (ndZc7)

263 258 Which will accomplish nothing and another leftist, freedom hating asshat will take his place.

The UK is proper f*cked.

Enjoy islhamic anal, Brits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

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It accomplishes something if it's actual force. A vote of no confidence.

That leads to a snap election.

Informal pressures (which Labour has been using for literally 2 years to try and get rid of him) wouldn't lead to that snap election. But Starmer just...doesn't leave because he knows that Labour can't afford to get rid of him formally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (GLVez)

264 Public pillory and stocks for shoplifting.
Posted by: Ordinary American

The stocks where they bend your ass over a sawhorse and head at about knee level.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:28 PM (/lPRQ)

265 Maybe I saw it in the gun thread here, that rifle that can bend 90 degrees and has a camera you can look through to shoot around the corner.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

The Corner Shot:

https://is.gd/N5zZhJ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Starmer is going to stick around as long as possible, he knows he needs the time to complete the islamic invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

267 Suck my pudding pop!
- Bill Cosby

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (ndZc7)
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Why do I feel sleepy, Bill?

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)

268 She looks Asian despite the Italian last name but I'm going to apply Ivy League Admissions rules: You're white enough, bitch.

I believe the approved Lefty term is "white adjacent."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 23, 2026 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

269 259 255 Rumors of a political coup in England against Starmer.

This guy is more ineradicable than herpes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 04:26 PM (t+TFX)

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Because he understands the system he's top of.

If he just puts his fingers in his ears and goes "la-la-la", then Labour can't actually force anything on him without tanking the party as a whole.

And with every minister who quits and he needs to replace, he probably gains more control over patronage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:29 PM (GLVez)

270 The Eddie Murphy "Bill Cosby" bits were the best Cosby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

271 RELATED:

Insta just posted that thieves destroyed/stole 75 fire hydrants in Detroit. For the metal parts.

That's about as broken civilization as you can get.

https://tinyurl.com/538a2wka
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

In the old days they just jammed a long pole into the hole in the main and buried the post with it sticking out of the ground - the fire plug.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:29 PM (/lPRQ)

272 ...She has described her Filipina-American identity as a key, evolving part of her life, often discussing it in the context of her work and personal life.
Tolentino has mentioned navigating life in the American South within a Southern Baptist community while maintaining her Filipino heritage...

I hate this kind of posturing "heritage" bullshit. I have an unusal background myself, being born behind the Iron Curtain, but you know what my heritage is? I'm a fucking American. That's my heritage. That's my tribe. And fuck everybody else that lives here and pushes their "heritage" on me.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (aCkLa)

273 The Britians could use Oliver Cromwell again

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)

274 266 Starmer is going to stick around as long as possible, he knows he needs the time to complete the islamic invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

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He could resign today and another shitweasel Labour member of parliament can get appointed as PM and continue it.

Ideology and policy goals are not why he sticks around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (GLVez)

275 Trans student at University of Michigan threatens Alex Stein, says, “Watch out for a hole in the neck.”

Not only should the student be immediately expelled, they should be arrested.

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[Probably already noted, but:] Threatening to murder someone is generally considered a criminal offense in the USA, often classified as criminal threats, terroristic threats, or assault, depending on the jurisdiction.

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (teZkF)

276
The stocks where they bend your ass over a sawhorse and head at about knee level.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:28 PM (/lPRQ)

I have one of those in the garage! How do you think Chasten got pregnant?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

277 The Britians could use Oliver Cromwell again
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)

You misspelled 'an ethnic cleansing.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

278 273 The Britians could use Oliver Cromwell again

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)

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"We approve of the Islamization of my nation and the rape of the children of my people because my grandfather did imperialism."
-Zombie Queen Elizabeth II

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:31 PM (GLVez)

279 Informal pressures (which Labour has been using for literally 2 years to try and get rid of him) wouldn't lead to that snap election. But Starmer just...doesn't leave because he knows that Labour can't afford to get rid of him formally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (GLVez)

I love that he's screwing over Labour because they want to pretend that he doesn't represent everything they are.

I also love the fact that he's over there and not screwing us over here. (I mean, he's trying, but all that's happening is he's finding out how impotent he is outside of his collapsing little island.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:31 PM (N1DT3)

280
It accomplishes something if it's actual force. A vote of no confidence.

That leads to a snap election.

___________

That's why there will never be a vote of confidence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:31 PM (tgvbd)

281
populist revolts don't happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

Fall of the Berlin Wall?

Romania?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 23, 2026 04:31 PM (n7rxJ)

282 Damn keyboard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh sure. Blame us!

*mutters sausage fingers*

Posted by: The Keyboards at April 23, 2026 04:32 PM (2WIwB)

283 Maybe I saw it in the gun thread here, that rifle that can bend 90 degrees and has a camera you can look through to shoot around the corner.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

You know how I shoot around corners? I look around the corner, get a sight picture, and pull the trigger. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:32 PM (aCkLa)

284 What happens is a challenger elite decides to consolidate power against an establishment elite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 23, 2026 04:23 PM (GLVez)

The counter-argument is that revolutions happen along the path that the elite decide to go to prevent revolutions.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2026 04:32 PM (rbvCR)

285 283 Maybe I saw it in the gun thread here, that rifle that can bend 90 degrees and has a camera you can look through to shoot around the corner.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

You know how I shoot around corners? I look around the corner, get a sight picture, and pull the trigger. Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!

YUP. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 23, 2026 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

286
YUP. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 23, 2026 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

287 If you haven't watched My Wife and Kids it's a refreshing non woke , non racial hilarious family show.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:34 PM (kxLc1)

288
Hey ZLiz,

Shouldn't that be "because my grandfather did an imperialism".

So's you're all up to date?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)

289 Insta just posted that thieves destroyed/stole 75 fire hydrants in Detroit. For the metal parts.

That's about as broken civilization as you can get.

https://tinyurl.com/538a2wka
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I remember some years back, during riots (Maybe it was Detroit) firefighters were trying to put out fires set by looters/rioters and some Amish youth were cutting the fire hoses. Cutting the fucking hoses! Talk about broke.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:34 PM (aCkLa)

290 >>> She is now facing allegations from four women, including three elected officials, who say she restrained them during advances they considered sexual and unwanted. Lopez Chavez denies wrongdoing and says one alleged encounter “never occurred.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 04:20 PM (ndZc7)

Nomad: That unit is defective. Its thinking is chaotic.

Captain Kirk: Nomad you must BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!

Nomad: A woman accused the unit. Therefore, I do not believe it.

Captain Kirk: You're wrong! The accused is also a woman! You are flawed! You did not discover your mistake, you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect. And you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made three errors!

Nomad: bleep bloop glitch.... 10. 9. 8. 7...

Posted by: banana Dream - heh heh, he said unit at April 23, 2026 04:35 PM (3uBP9)

291 Starmer is going to stick around as long as possible, he knows he needs the time to complete the islamic invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

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He could resign today and another shitweasel Labour member of parliament can get appointed as PM and continue it.

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Can you say "Prime MInister Sadiq Khan?"

"YES, YOU CAN!!!"

Followed eventually by USA POTUS "Zohran Momdani" ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 04:35 PM (teZkF)

292 Even though Cloobeck booted Eric out of his LA mansion, looks like he put up the wife at his resort:

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Eric Swalwell’s wife and family has been spotted at Mexico Los Cabos International Airport after enjoying a week-long luxury escape at a resort dubbed ”a billionaire’s playground.”

Swalwell, 45, who was not with his family, quit both congress and the race for California governor over allegations of sexual misconduct, including rape, were made by five women. He denies all allegations against made against him.

A Post source spotted Brittany Watts and her three children Nelson, Cricket and Hank spending time at the hyper exclusive El Dorado Beach Club – the members only club where Swalwell’s estranged billionaire backer Stephen Cloobeck has a $45 million villa.

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 04:35 PM (kX27y)

293
We are reaching a point where the most shocking thing you can do is lead an honest, productive life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:35 PM (tgvbd)

294 I hate this kind of posturing "heritage" bullshit. I have an unusal background myself, being born behind the Iron Curtain, but you know what my heritage is? I'm a fucking American. That's my heritage. That's my tribe. And fuck everybody else that lives here and pushes their "heritage" on me.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (aCkLa)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 04:36 PM (2WIwB)

295 I remember some years back, during riots (Maybe it was Detroit) firefighters were trying to put out fires set by looters/rioters and some Amish youth were cutting the fire hoses. Cutting the fucking hoses! Talk about broke.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:34 PM (aCkLa)

Quick search returns: Baltimore, 2015.

No jail time for the criminal.

He should have been burned alive.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:36 PM (N1DT3)

296 >>>Piker, a self-proclaimed Communist, also endorsed "full chaos" of shoppers "stealing wantonly" and wholly bypassing the self-checkout machines.

I, a self-proclaimed anarcho-capitalist, also endorse "'full chaos' of shoppers 'stealing wantonly' and wholly bypassing the self-checkout machines" in blue hell-holes. In fact, I can't seem to get enough of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 23, 2026 04:36 PM (dK+Kv)

297 Now that I think about it fire hydrants shouldn't exist in their current form. Not that any city is going to spend money on a plug and play hole in the ground.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2026 04:37 PM (n5tGW)

298 Queer is leaving #10 in a pine box.
Everything else is BS.

Posted by: Accomack at April 23, 2026 04:38 PM (GbONR)

299 Insta just posted that thieves destroyed/stole 75 fire hydrants in Detroit. For the metal parts.

That's about as broken civilization as you can get.

https://tinyurl.com/538a2wka
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Is "Devil's Night" still a thing in Detroit?

If so, they may want to put those back...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 23, 2026 04:38 PM (gnNyN)

300 [Swalwell] denies all allegations against made against him.

Posted by: beckster at April 23, 2026 04:35 PM (kX27y)
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When the rubber hits the road, they never "believe all women".

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

301 I find WF prices reasonable and products excellent.

Posted by: Accomack at April 23, 2026 04:39 PM (GbONR)

302 Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 04:34

Actually, I don't think Queen Elizabeth would have ever endorsed such an idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2sfNr)

303 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:30 PM (aCkLa)

You're going to make me tear up.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:39 PM (kxLc1)

304 ...He should have been burned alive.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 23, 2026 04:36 PM (N1DT3)

Yes. And I would've used this Hasan Piker fucker on it as kindling to start it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:39 PM (aCkLa)

305 El Dorado Beach Club – the members only club where Swalwell’s estranged billionaire backer Stephen Cloobeck has a $45 million villa.

Heh. Still, if you slam a couple of beers and munch a couple pickled eggs, it doesn't matter how much marble is in the bathroom, it's gonna smell nasty after a bit..

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2WIwB)

306 ...She has described her Filipina-American identity as a key, evolving part of her life, often discussing it in the context of her work and personal life.
Tolentino has mentioned navigating life in the American South within a Southern Baptist community while maintaining her Filipino heritage...
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I hate this kind of posturing "heritage" bullshit. I have an unusal background myself, being born behind the Iron Curtain, but you know what my heritage is? I'm a fucking American. That's my heritage. That's my tribe. And fuck everybody else that lives here and pushes their "heritage" on me.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
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Blew that 'heritage' from the get go by losing Catholicism.
Probably cannot even make adobo much less lumpia.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)

307
Say what you like about Starmer, but Labour would replace him with someone worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:40 PM (tgvbd)

308 Falling asleep

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

309 >>> I find WF prices reasonable and products excellent.
Posted by: Accomack at April 23, 2026 04:39 PM (GbONR)

The only place I've ever seen, middle aged women on kid scooters tooling around, like it was a normal thing to be in a grocery store on your toy as a middle aged woman. But when I saw it the first thing I thought was, "yep that checks".

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2026 04:42 PM (3uBP9)

310 We are reaching a point where the most shocking thing you can do is lead an honest, productive life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:35 PM (tgvbd)

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Those blatant white supremacy values are so triggering that I am shaking so hard I just lost a tooth!

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2026 04:42 PM (teZkF)

311 ...Probably cannot even make adobo much less lumpia.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 23, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)

Heh. Lumpia is one of the most delicious foods I've ever eaten.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:43 PM (aCkLa)

312
The wind appears to be blowing out at Wrigley today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 04:44 PM (tgvbd)

313 Is "Devil's Night" still a thing in Detroit?
If so, they may want to put those back...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Night before Halloween.

Judging from my last trip to the belly of the beast, not much left to burn.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Y8DZL)

314 🚨Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting.

I missed this. It was March 16th.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 04:46 PM (Kd7Ab)

315 The traitors Tillis,Collins, Murwaski and McConnell gave the Dems a win on the Save Act.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:46 PM (kxLc1)

316 Nood. Lesbians- but not the good kind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

317 Those blatant white supremacy values are so triggering that I am shaking so hard I just lost a tooth!
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White Supremacy = Western Civilization

I make that translation in my head whenever some smooth brain rants about needing to destroy white supremacy. It also works for talk of dismantling "the patriarchy".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 04:47 PM (Dv3i1)

318 The traitors Tillis,Collins, Murwaski and McConnell gave the Dems a win on the Save Act.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 04:46 PM (kxLc1)

Reason # 253 why I've given up on "Democracy". It only seems to work if you're a communist fucking leftist, aka Democrat.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 23, 2026 04:52 PM (aCkLa)

319 275. The AWFL denizens of Ann Arbor and the soy boy brigade voted out the tough on crime Sheriff and replaced him with a female Sheriff who believes in social workers answering calls. The Ann Arbor DA is of the same bent. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2026 04:53 PM (cHHZm)

320 319 275. The AWFL denizens of Ann Arbor and the soy boy brigade voted out the tough on crime Sheriff and replaced him with a female Sheriff who believes in social workers answering calls. The Ann Arbor DA is of the same bent. Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Jen

GO BLUE!

Open season on gelded rich kid arts and sociology majors carrying cash around campus.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 05:05 PM (Y8DZL)

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