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The Morning Report — 4/ 23/26

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Good morning kids, Here's a bit of good news to start things off for a change. In the wake of the nightmarish redistricting vote in Virginia, sanity has quickly prevailed in the OldDominion:


The decision halts the certification process, potentially blocking changes to Virginia’s congressional map, pending the outcome of the appeal. The new map, authorized in a close referendum on Tuesday, heavily favors the Democrats, likely handing the party another four seats in the U.S. House of Representatives.

At least in the near term, I don't expect this to be resolved before the midterms which was certainly why the evil commie bastards rammed this abomination through when they did. It's not just about Virginia, this vote had and might yet have national implications first of all to completely derail President Trump's remaining two years and then wipe out any national GOP aspirations going forward. Absolute power by every means at their disposal is the Left's ultimate goal, same as it ever was since time immemorial.

Given the vicissitudes of a top down corrupted judiciary, this situation may yet go in the Democrats favor, but at least for now we may have dodged a pretty significant electoral/political bullet.

All of that said, there has been much anger aimed at the GOP for being woefully unprepared for this vote, and rightfully so. For sure the party is at best useless and feckless and at worst collaborating with the Democrats on every level and on every issue. This in spite of the fact that Virginia and America in general is still a distinctly if not overwhelmingly conservative or non-crazy-leftist nation (or is it?). And for sure millions of dollars from the DNC and the usual Soros and other Leftist front groups were poured in to buy the victory.

Yes the Virginia and National GOP have much to answer for but at the end of the day, despite all of the aforementioned, we can bitch and moan about the Grifting Oleaginous Parasites until the cows come home, but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination. Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said.

Naturally the criminals who foisted this on us are warning us not to do unto them what they have done to us because that would be un"Democratic" shall we say. It is to vomit:


In a statement to PunchBowl News founder Jake Sherman, Hakeem Jeffries said that Republicans in Florida will suffer further losses if they move forward with redistricting.
 “If Florida Republicans proceed with this illegal scheme, they will only create more prime pick-up opportunities for Democrats, just as they did with Trump’s dummymander in Texas,” he said.
“We will aggressively target for defeat Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills and Brian Mast. We are prepared to take them all on, and we are prepared to win.” Jeffries added, “Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time.”

Aside from Democrats, speaking of invasive parasitic worms that destroy everything in their path:

A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert. Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State. . . The worms are easy to spot, and hard to forget.

They’re smooth, dark gray or brown, with a distinctive flat, milky-white band circling their bodies near the head. Bridging the gap between a gardener’s nightmare and a Klingon’s dream, reports indicate that the invasive Asian jumping worm can flip its body a foot into the air, a violent thrashing behavior that perfectly mirrors the legendary Star Trek delicacy, Gagh.
. ..With no reliable way to eliminate them once established, officials are urging residents to focus on prevention.

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Comments

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1 If you don't vote, you don't count.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 07:03 AM (DIbRX)

2 At some point, people need to face that the GOP loses on purpose.

They are the Washington Generals to the Democrats' Globetrotters.

They exist only to be embarrassed by the Democrats dunking on them.

They don't want to win, because then they'd have to do something other than fundraise.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:08 AM (6Uni8)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 07:09 AM (ExV1e)

4 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 07:09 AM (ExV1e)

5 Top 5!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:12 AM (OPGS/)

6 Yes the Virginia and National GOP have much to answer for but at the end of the day, despite all of the aforementioned, we can bitch and moan about the Grifting Oleaginous Parasites until the cows come home, but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination. Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass?


Eventually Charlie Brown stops trying to kick the football, moves into the mountains with his dog, and lets Lucy get raped by the illegal immigrants she conspired with the Chamber of Commerce to let into the country.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:12 AM (a3owT)

7 "Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time."

The GOP aspires to be France.

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

8 Eventually Charlie Brown stops trying to kick the football, moves into the mountains with his dog, and lets Lucy get raped by the illegal immigrants she conspired with the Chamber of Commerce to let into the country.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:12 AM (a3owT)

Those with resources to be able to Bugout into their Bugout Cabins have no reason to care about letting it burn.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:14 AM (6Uni8)

9
"Democracy" thrives in darkness.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 07:14 AM (Y8DZL)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 07:15 AM (jehhT)

11 Thank you, JJ!

"For sure the party is at best useless and feckless and at worst collaborating with the Democrats on every level and on every issue. "

considering it in light of the SAVE act, I'm'a go with collaborating.

my 0.02, ymmv, ianal, u. s. w.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (VyBeY)

12 >Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez...Anna Paulina Luna...

Why do Democrats hate brown people?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (IG3/x)

13 Yesterday I told my wife "Great news! Apparently you don't celebrate Earth Day by stuffing your girlfriend's body in a trunk and escape to Europe. So if United Airlines calls, tell them never mind."

A partner with a sense of humor that matches yours is a blessing.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (OPGS/)

14 Virginia is for fairness.

And those that love fairness vote by mail.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (KiBMU)

15 but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination.

------

No.

They don't show up because the GOP is an awful Party. Talk to them about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (BI5O2)

16 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

17
Dear SPLC,

I would like to apply for grant funding of a covert infiltration of this Ace of Spades blog comment section...

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 07:18 AM (Y8DZL)

18 I guess it is good news for Virginia. I hope that judge has some seriously good security.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2026 07:19 AM (0N4FZ)

19 > sanity has quickly prevailed in the OldDominion:

So Virginia judge > Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2026 07:20 AM (IG3/x)

20
A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert.

___________

Caused by Global Warming. And cuts to USAID.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:21 AM (tgvbd)

21 Jeffries comes right out and says it's war and the GOP sits around with it's collective thumb up it's collective ass.

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F)

22 Those with resources to be able to Bugout into their Bugout Cabins have no reason to care about letting it burn.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:14 AM (6Uni



Anyone that hasn't understood that we aren't voting our way out of this and begun moving their mission from winning elections to surviving uniparty rule deserves what they get.

You've been warned countless times. The GOP doesn't even try hide it anymore.

Thinking people don't show up to vote because they know it doesn't matter. Show them it matters, they might reconsider.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (a3owT)

23 "Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass?"

###

Mail-in ballots.

Posted by: It's kinda obvious at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

24 Good morning dear morons nd happy birthday JJ

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

25 Newest apocalyptic climate crisis has nothing to do with humans:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhm24tp

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (i1wcu)

26 Ball licker Paul.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2026 07:24 AM (7zn4w)

27 Yudhishthira's Dice

I did. Back in 2020. I had a senior Republican official call and ask why I stopped donating and registered Independent.

"Because you are losers who want to lose. You could win as a populous party with American values, but you are silly wankers."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

28 "Thinking people don't show up to vote because they know it doesn't matter. Show them it matters, they might reconsider."

LOL, gotcher self-fulfilling prophecy ratcheer!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:25 AM (VyBeY)

29 Dammit Judge! Be quiet.
I'm trying to become New Jersey.

Posted by: Virginia at April 23, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Asian Jumping Worm > Xi Jin Ping

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

31 LOL, gotcher self-fulfilling prophecy ratcheer!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:25 AM (VyBeY)



You voted for Mitt Romney and John McCain to run the nation.

Think about that.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:27 AM (a3owT)

32 and what did YOU do, smartass?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:28 AM (VyBeY)

33 Crazy worms look like they might be the ideal bait for the fish in local lakes and tributaries. Hook'em hard and let the brownies and pike and walleye decide.

Or they could be nasty and nothing will go near them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 07:29 AM (Fbc0I)

34 Truth Be Known

A) We voted for Sarah Palin.

B) They were still better than the alternate choice, as seen by results.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

35 I don't vote for the lesser of two evils, I vote against the greater of two evils.

Posted by: davidt at April 23, 2026 07:30 AM (Q+gd/)

36 A) We voted for Sarah Palin


To run the nation or for winner of Dancing With The Stars?

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:31 AM (a3owT)

37 thx, NaCly, exactly right.
you're clearly in a better mood than I am this morning

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

38 If the GOP gave a damn about winning elections they'd pass SAVE. They're not going to do it, because they are a stalking horse for Democrats.

Everything Trump does has to be done by EO because they are a stalking horse for Democrats.

Why should anyone vote for their hunters' stalking horse?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

39 The number of migrants living in the European Union (E.U.) reached a record-breaking 64.2 million by 2025, a study published Wednesday revealed.[/]
====================
Grok says the EU population (using todays borders for consistency) in 2000 was 429 million people and in 2025 is estimated at 450 million people.

In other words, migrants were a negligible part of the population in most of the area and now are 14% of the total, and likely concentrated in cities.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (7D9XB)

40 > SPLC

I'm smiling at the fact that it's still not too late for the biography of Morris Dees Nuts to include the phrase "died in prison".

> Fall From Grapes: Winery Owned by Bro-Fo Omar's Husband Folds One Year After Omar Said It Was Worth Up to $5 Million

The "wine brand" scam is akin to the "book deal" scam. You contract to have your name and ugly mug printed on the label of some generic Zero Buck Yuck, mark it way, way, up, then all the people who want to bribe you buy it by the case.

And what the fuck are Muslims doing with a winery in the first place?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (IG3/x)

41 Hello barrel my old friend, I've come to talk with you again

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:34 AM (7D9XB)

42 > And what the fuck are Muslims doing with a winery in the first place?
----------
Same thing they're doing with "Learing Centers" and "Child Care."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT)

43 Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
________
That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)

44 Why should anyone vote for their hunters' stalking horse?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)



Because if you don't, the Democrats will get to appoint John Roberts replacement on SCOTUS.

We must have a Republican President or we won't get strong conservative justices like Roberts.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:36 AM (a3owT)

45 Truth Be Know

She was a sound governor of Alaska, cleaning up much corruption, and had a very high approval rating among voters.

Educate yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

46 Does the Communist Twelver Shi’ite mayor bring a curse? Of course he does.
-----------------
This is what Mets fans get by listening to Frankie Lindor's idiot wife. The Madmani Curse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:37 AM (7D9XB)

47 I'm smiling at the fact that it's still not too late for the biography of Morris Dees Nuts to include the phrase "died in prison".

Am I evil for preferring it to read "shot while trying to escape police custody"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:37 AM (OPGS/)

48 New York City Will Survive Mamdani, but It Might Not Want To
_______
Because of scale? What did that do for the British Empire. Or the Spanish?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (AlhUl)

49
If you ever see a headline, "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (tgvbd)

50 I find some wine puts the goat in the mood.

Posted by: Somali Male at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (0e5Te)

51 Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State.

We had to bring those worms here to study how to prevent them from spreading!

Posted by: SPLC at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (u/66v)

52 That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)
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How fricking great would that be!!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (7D9XB)

53 Hadrian the Seventh

Book thread is Sunday. And Her Majesty is away. Stay confutable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

54 Why should anyone vote for their hunters' stalking horse?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

I saw Stalking Horse open for Neil Young and Crazy Horse at the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival in Manchester, Tennessee in 2002.

Smoked a lot of weed in the mud is all I remember.

Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie at April 23, 2026 07:40 AM (79nfv)

55 Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems

--

Sounds like he may have already been hearing rumblings about the outcome.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2026 07:40 AM (qBdHI)

56 SPLC.

Chinese bio warfare. Been going on for quite some time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

57 Do Asian Jumping Worms go BOING?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 23, 2026 07:41 AM (1o8D5)

58
Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

__________

The Wrath of Grapes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:41 AM (tgvbd)

59 Dershowitz. Welcome to the party pal.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (jZ3ZM)

60 How Iran Committed Suicide
_______
VDH's analysis is far too conventional here. Iran has entirely different criteria for success than he is using. In their eyes, as long as they are still there, they win, however degraded.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (AlhUl)

61 > Fall From Grapes: Winery Owned by Bro-Fo Omar's Husband Folds One Year After Omar Said It Was Worth Up to $5 Million.

++++++

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

62 > Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.
--------
Why is that broad still in the country?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

63 If you ever see a headline, "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (tgvbd)
-

Prediction: Your death will be... brief.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (1o8D5)

64 The "Asian jumping worm" costs an extra $25 at the massage parlor I go to.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 23, 2026 07:43 AM (a3owT)

65 Among the many anti-fraud bills introduced in recent months, H.R. 8028, the SNAP Fraud Reporting Act of 2026, would require that “each State shall submit to the Secretary of Agriculture data on fraud that occurred in the supplemental nutrition assistance program for the then most recently concluded 5 fiscal years available.”
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Hey Congress, instead of another "report" why not require states to prove they actively root out and prosecute fraud?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:43 AM (RxS+u)

66 Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

__________

The Wrath of Grapes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:41 AM (tgvbd)
-

Why not simply "The Grapes of Math"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 23, 2026 07:44 AM (1o8D5)

67 Amazing how there were just enough mail in ballots - all of which voted "YES" in the same handwriting to tip the vote in VA. The Democrats can always count on the Beijing vote coming in from China to tip things their way. That VA election was at least as legitimate as the 81 million votes Biden got in 2020.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 23, 2026 07:44 AM (Da7Vv)

68 Huck Follywood

That would be a bridge too far for the Slaver Blue States.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

69 Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal

In the article, Russian Foreign Minister says that he thinks the US should do this thing which it isn't going to do. The definition of 'pressure' has changed a lot recently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

70 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
It's nice to see courts move quickly. Most likely the judges decision was already teed up in Virginia, as was the circuit court decision, so it will be at the VA SC very quickly. The Dems paid zero attention to the constitutional procedures. I'm hoping the ct agrees. I really want to see that governor with egg on her face.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 07:46 AM (gu0hJ)

71 Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems
_______
Well, who appointed more of them than any other President? The two good ones we owe to the two Bushes.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:46 AM (AlhUl)

72 An Observation sez Trump is my President

Investigate.
Prosecute.
Jail.
Confiscate assets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

73 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at April 23, 2026 07:47 AM (53oGX)

74 Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems

Um, you nominated three of them, so who did the packing?

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:47 AM (gtcuf)

75 Nothing wrong with the VA voters. If both sides show up, Dems win by 4-5. They won by under 3, so Rs did not have a turnout problem in VA.

Now, they still suck at covincing folks b/c they still do not realize that the personal is political, so one handwritten postcard to a voter is worth 100 angry flyers (yes, I got the 1st from the Ds and the 2nd from the Rs - although I also got 100 angry flyers from the Dems)...

They need a personal touch if they want to change the voters they are looking to change (the female vote...and let's be honest - the old person vote, as we saw with someone's mom here...b/c no one mailed the men anything for this)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 07:48 AM (tOcjL)

76 Eeyore

Getting past the Senate has been problematic for useful judges.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

77 43 Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
________
That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)

He ONLY wants Sec of War and Supreme Court...that's almost like not wanting a job...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 07:49 AM (tOcjL)

78 "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear"
+++

Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at April 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2Ez/1)

79 Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

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She is one despicable, arrogant piece of sh*t.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

80 Still waiting for the SC decision on the racial apportionment. The left will crap themselves if they lose that one.
The birthright case will IMHO will be sent back to lower courts for further care

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 07:50 AM (gu0hJ)

81 Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

I despise reporters in general but I hope that the one doing that interview punched back.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:50 AM (OPGS/)

82 Ilhan Omar explodes

If only.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (gtcuf)

83 Nova Local

Where would Ron DeSantis be most useful? DOJ? IRS? Commerce, with Census back under it again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

84 ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.


Know your place, peasant.

Posted by: davidt at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (Q+gd/)

85 83 Nova Local

Where would Ron DeSantis be most useful? DOJ? IRS? Commerce, with Census back under it again?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

It doesn't matter where he'd be more useful - he publicly stated his interest in only the 2 jobs. And I don't see Hegsgeth getting bounced, so that leaves Supreme Court, and EVERY lawyer and judge on the planet always want that spot, so that field is crowded...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 07:52 AM (tOcjL)

86 California’s top governor candidates debate Wednesday evening

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m starting to like Steyer. He’s offering actual solutions and solid plans. And he paid his own taxes. At least $5.5M is what the host said

California needs so much massive change to overcome the housing crisis, the thought of more stagnation under Becerra is just depressing.

lol the British Trump guy just said we should be like Mississippi in our CA education system. OMG. This is priceless.

Ngl, I feel like Becerra giving Newsom an A may do a lot of damage to his campaign. It reminds me of Harris refusing to criticize or separate from Biden.

I'd like to see Porter stand up on her own. She's losing me with her relentless attacks on Steyer. It comes across as a sour ex looking to take cheap shots.

I really didn’t Katie Porter before this but her answers have been good. She's incredibly progressive in her affordability and environmental stances. She's strong and tough on billionaires. I know a mom can get it done.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (ycI94)

87 Anyone that hasn't understood that we aren't voting our way out of this and begun moving their mission from winning elections to surviving uniparty rule deserves what they get.

You've been warned countless times. The GOP doesn't even try hide it anymore.

Thinking people don't show up to vote because they know it doesn't matter. Show them it matters, they might reconsider.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (a3owT)

If you read Post 2, you'd already know I'm not defending the worthless GOP.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (6Uni8)

88 >>@shipwreckedcrew
·
19h
>>Re the SPLC indictment.

>>This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid.

>>The SPCL case is 100% a product of the Trump 47 DOJ - there is 0% chance this was already underway prior to Jan. 2025.

>>It shows how much time it takes to build a complicated federal case when you start from scratch.

>>Adjust your expectations accordingly.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

89 Nova Local

Cogent analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

90 Another Democrat House member dies at age 80 yesterday. David Scott D-GA.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2026 07:54 AM (HOyAg)

91 Jen the original

Power and graft are demons for some of those in office. They kill themselves to keep it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

92 She's strong and tough on billionaires.

Only the ones that aren't funding the left.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:56 AM (gtcuf)

93 Never go full Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at April 23, 2026 07:56 AM (0e5Te)

94 88
>>This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

We have to wait, but the Democrats can have everybody getting raped by Big Black Bubba within 24 hours.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:57 AM (6Uni8)

95 " but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination. Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said."


I think you're misplacing the blame, JJ.

Rural Virginians voted in higher numbers than in the 2024 presidential election. We all knew what was at stake.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 07:57 AM (iNUL3)

96 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 07:57 AM (Kd7Ab)

97
The most charitable description of "Progressive" is "Refusing to acknowledge arithmetic."

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 07:58 AM (Y8DZL)

98 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 23, 2026 07:58 AM (/6r4m)

99 "This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid."

#twoweeks

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 23, 2026 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

100 Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Fraud in Fairfax County put the Left over the top.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

101 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

102 Asian jumping worm.

Keep buddying up to China, libtards. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

103 >>>If you ever see a headline, "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>As you get older, balance seems to be a diminishing aptitude, much like vision. The fog of age.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (Fbc0I)

104 we should be like Mississippi in our CA education system. OMG. This is priceless.

I'm a refugee from CA. This snotty attitude is very common over there. They can't process the fact that a mere Southern state is doing better in education because they have the most money and don't need anyone lecturing them.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (OPGS/)

105 The stats were shown after the 'election.'

Mail in ballots won the day for the left, again.

We're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

106 There are Asian Jumping Worms in my pants!

Posted by: Joe from DE at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (oftw2)

107 Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal

-
Happy days will be here again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (ndZc7)

108 There are Asian Jumping Worms in my pants!
Posted by: Joe from DE at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (oftw2)



Better go fingerbang an intern.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

109 Sponge

Praying for your path to be made smoother. In the future, I hope you can look back, tell some stories, and laugh at how this was your daughter's turning point.

Fuck Cancer!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

110 Praying for your path to be made smoother. In the future, I hope you can look back, tell some stories, and laugh at how this was your daughter's turning point.

Fuck Cancer!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)



I thank you, sir. I can't express the gratitude I have for The Horde and all their words of wisdom and prayers. The First Lady and I are humbled by your generosity.

I hope you're right. Time, of course, will tell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

111 >>We have to wait, but the Democrats can have everybody getting raped by Big Black Bubba within 24 hours.

Yea, that's what happens when your party allows criminals to capture every institution of government plus the media. We are the insurgents not the dominant player and unfortunately we have to play by the rules while Democrats can rely on a rigged game.

But we are finally starting to get Ws and more on the way. I bet the scumbags at ActBlue aren't feeling so cocky right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)

112 Funnily enough, Mississippi's educational scores are better than California's.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (aowML)

113 > "This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid."
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Nobody expects "instant."

Everyone expects "prosecution" and "conviction." So far, we've none of either.

Seriously, at this point it's just excuses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (jehhT)

114
But we are finally starting to get Ws and more on the way. I bet the scumbags at ActBlue aren't feeling so cocky right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)



I'll feel much better about things when someone is bankrupted and goes to federal pound you in the ass prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

115 Funnily enough, Mississippi's educational scores are better than California's.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (aowML)

It's called the Mississippi Miracle, and it's real.

They went back to teaching phonics and - shocker - the tactic that worked for hundreds of years still works.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 08:05 AM (iNUL3)

116 I would like Ilhan Omar to submit to an IQ test.

Posted by: Less than 80? at April 23, 2026 08:05 AM (79nfv)

117 Newest apocalyptic climate crisis has nothing to do with humans:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhm24tp
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (i1wcu)


It's a pretty short article for the word 'potentially' to be used so many times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

118 "federal pound you in the ass prison"
Sponge

Downtown San Francisco open release?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

119 A number of contemporary and universal psychological maladies seem to come together in Tucker Carlson to form an ideal false prophet. White Episcopalian guilt, fervent false modesty, chronic fabulism, post-traumatic disorder (I believe that the firing by Fox traumatized him in ways he couldn't ever acknowledge), a post-alcoholic search for meaning and expression gone awry, huge ego and accomplished verbal skills, a long-frustrated urge toward counter-culturalism based on failure as a youth to break free from his bourgeois comforts and indemnities.

I've also noticed his adoption of the Noam Chomsky technique of rhetoric in which he makes false claims as foundational premises beyond dispute.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (INQN/)

120
Downtown San Francisco open release?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)



For the fecals!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Croaking with your underwear around your ankles is embarrassing, but we are used to it.

Posted by: First Responder at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)

122 When you break down state test scores by race, Mississippi (and most other Southern states) beats California for blacks and Hispanics. California's test scores only look OK because of the higher than average number of Asian students. In other words, California's educational system fails those who need it, but claims success because of the kids who'd be just fine without a California education.

Posted by: Wally at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (0e5Te)

123 >>>I would like Ilhan Omar to submit to an IQ test.

Posted by: Less than 80?

>Why stop there? Let's have all of Congress take the test and dismiss anyone who scores less than 105.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Fbc0I)

124 >Why stop there? Let's have all of Congress take the test and dismiss anyone who scores less than 105.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Fbc0I)



Can you run the US Government with 5 people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

125 If the GOP gave a damn about winning elections they'd pass SAVE.

In the GOP's defense, the national party doesn't control the members of the Senate. That having been said, the national party clearly either doesn't care about winning or is entirely staffed by retards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

126 Croaking with your underwear around your ankles is embarrassing, but we are used to it.
Posted by: First Responder at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)



Just please stop shoving things up your ass.

Posted by: ER Nurse at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

127 It's called the Mississippi Miracle, and it's real.

They went back to teaching phonics and - shocker - the tactic that worked for hundreds of years still works.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


I saw that mentioned on John Stossel's YouTube channel. I got really irritated watching a teacher scold a boy for using phonics because apparently, they are supposed to look at the word and visualize what it sounds like.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (OPGS/)

128 Republicans were leading in VA by a slight margin until the mail-in votes were counted. Mail-ins were 74% Yes.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (3ImbR)

129 114 I'll feel much better about things when someone is bankrupted and goes to federal pound you in the ass prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

And when we can actually scare useless-ass GOP congresstards into not going along with stupid shit like mandatory facial recognition cameras and interlocks in new cars.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (6Uni8)

130 Rev. Wishbone

**Gasp**

A cognitive and ethical screen of our elected officials would depopulate Congress. And state governments. And local governments.

How can we start?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

131 Can you run the US Government with 5 people?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I'm willing to take that chance.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (OPGS/)

132
I'm willing to take that chance.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (OPGS/)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
________
That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)


Maybe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

134 Huked on Fonicks werked fur mee!

Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 23, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

135 The FBI launched an investigation into New York Times journalist Elizabeth Williamson after she published a story about FBI director Kash Patel’s alleged use of agency staff to provide security and travel services for his girlfriend. According to the Times, the FBI was pursuing a potential stalking case against Williamson. The agency acknowledged to the Times that “while investigators were concerned about how the aggressive reporting techniques crossed lines of stalking,” it had decided not to pursue a case.
---------------
I would hope not. As awful as she no doubt is, Nick Shirley and every real investigative journalist doesn't need a precedent for process punishment coming from our side.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (7+eRf)

136 Downtown San Francisco open release?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)


For the fecals!
Posted by: Sponge


I saw the San Francisco Fecals play the Beaumont Bunny Droppings in Orange, Tx in '98!

It was a shitty game.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (Kd7Ab)

137 Huked on Fonicks werked fur mee!
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 23, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)



I highly recommend the Evelyn Woodhead sped reddin' course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

138 “In 2024, we estimated that the federal government loses between $233 billion and $521 billion annually to fraud, based on data for fiscal years 2018 through 2022.”

ZERO NADA NOTHING
Take away everything from fraudsters.
Take their pensions, SS, Medicare, Medicaid, EBT
If they are married take the Spouses shit too.
Even take their SS Number and blank their credit.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur)

139
It was a shitty game.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (Kd7Ab)




And I bet the smell was malodorous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

140 128 Republicans were leading in VA by a slight margin until the mail-in votes were counted. Mail-ins were 74% Yes.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (3ImbR)

They always will be - Rs don't trust them...and they are normally made up of the nursing home vote.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

141 The John Stossel video I referenced:

https://youtu.be/iPk5WDwbrGc

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (OPGS/)

142 And I bet the smell was malodorous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



Smelled like Pasadena on a July afternoon.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (Kd7Ab)

143 131 Can you run the US Government with 5 people?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'm willing to take that chance.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (OPGS/)

Dept of Ed could be abut 20 people.
Chief and then about 19 people to cut checks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)

144 Wouldn't mind seeing DeSantis appointment to replace Roberts.
Though last Republican governor appointed as chief Justice by a Rep president was Earl Warren appointed by Ike. Ike said it was the worst decision he ever made

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

145 When you break down state test scores by race, Mississippi (and most other Southern states) beats California for blacks and Hispanics. California's test scores only look OK because of the higher than average number of Asian students. In other words, California's educational system fails those who need it, but claims success because of the kids who'd be just fine without a California education.
Posted by: Wally at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (0e5Te)
=====

Education is racist and fascist!
-National Education Association

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

146 F u cn rd ths, ucn gt a gd jb!

Posted by: NYC Subway Ad 1978 at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

147 And I bet the smell was malodorous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

Ooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

148 >>Republicans were leading in VA by a slight margin until the mail-in votes were counted. Mail-ins were 74% Yes.

Ed Martin's comment on the mail in results for VA was something like "The steal in real time.".

It wasn't Republican turnout. It was mail in voting like it often is.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (viF8m)

149 But we are finally starting to get Ws and more on the way. I bet the scumbags at ActBlue aren't feeling so cocky right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)
------------------------------
No doubt. But let me know when the first one of these POS are sent to prison.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (CkoBz)

150 Dept of Ed could be abut 20 people.
Chief and then about 19 people to cut checks.
Posted by: r hennigantx


The Dept of Ed's only purpose should be saying "This is where we expect students to be by a certain age" and getting out of the way of the states as they implement what's needed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (OPGS/)

151 Amazing how there were just enough mail in ballots - all of which voted "YES" in the same handwriting to tip the vote in VA.

They could keep the old physical districts and just create ten new "mail-in" districts.

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (EJWxb)

152 I remember back in the 90's when all the educators wanted all the cullid chirruns to use Ebonics.

Much hilarity and rap music ensued.

Posted by: Ebonics at April 23, 2026 08:17 AM (79nfv)

153
It wasn't Republican turnout. It was mail in voting like it often is.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (viF8m)



But you guys, Paul told us all of the signatures are verified and it's just a strong referendum against Trump and you MAGAts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

154 The Dept of Ed's only purpose should be saying "This is where we expect students to be by a certain age"

But even that would be too racist!

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2026 08:19 AM (EJWxb)

155 Serving in Congress shouldn't be a lifetime appointment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)

156 What that really means is “shut up and stop complaining as we destroy the country.”
----------

The person who wrote the dignity index article forgot one thing.

The Left are the nastiest most disgusting vile rude garbage faggots on the planet. They let someone like Obama or Kamala stand with "dignity" while the entire party including all their minions in so called "comedy" set about viciously taking anyone down with gutter tactics that would even make Trump blush.

They attacked Palin's Down Syndrome baby and her other underage one as a whore. They don't mind that Trump is mean - they mind that he plays their game on their field and does it better. Republicans are supposed to bend over and take their insults, not fight fire with fire.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:22 AM (NALOx)

157 Serving in Congress shouldn't be a lifetime appointment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)



It's not. It's the voters and fraud that prevents us from having nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

158 I saw Rude Garbage Faggots open for Garbage at Edgefest in '08.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

159 I saw some speculation about Putin. Putin is cracking down on social media. Observers interpret this to mean he is getting ready to do something he knows will be unpopular. Two theories about that. 1) He will declare victory in Ukraine and go home. 2) He'll double down on the war specifically subjecting previously exempt people to the draft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:24 AM (ndZc7)

160 Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (INQN/)

.....

It's 2026, no one buys into psycho-babble anymore except middle aged cat ladies.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (a3owT)

161 >>>Serving in Congress shouldn't be a lifetime appointment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)


It's not. It's the voters and fraud that prevents us from having nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>>Voter fraud and dirty deals with those who are connected.

Ethics and morality come at a price.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (Fbc0I)

162 The working paper goes on to claim that research findings show that a white manager is more likely to intentionally promote a minority to an “ill-fated” position in order to seemingly support diversity in the workplace.

“We assert that minorities often have legitimate reasons to suspect that dominant group members have ulterior motives,” says the research.

The Leroy Principle

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (/+uur)

163 But even that would be too racist!
Posted by: t-bird


"But I called you racist!"
"Do you think that gives you power over me?"

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (OPGS/)

164 “We assert that minorities often have legitimate reasons to suspect that dominant group members have ulterior motives,” says the research.

You're right. We white people do think that dominant group members have ulterior motives. Oh...that's not what you meant?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (OPGS/)

165 Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? Just curious. They can't claim they were blindsided.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (NALOx)

166 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

More people, even better people, will not help the current Red Army.

The training is non-existent, there is no weapons superiority, and the Russian Army continues to not have seasoned NCOs.

Ukraine is using kill robots to replace their own missing front line soldiers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

167 Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? Just curious. They can't claim they were blindsided.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (NALOx)



The checks cleared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

168

You can't beat them by paying a bounty
'Cause they're tougher than a Canadian Mounty
You'll see 'em everywhere
As they're flying through the air
The Celebrated jumping worm of Calaveras County

Posted by: muldoon at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (I0N4X)

169 Dept of Ed could be abut 20 people.
Chief and then about 19 people to cut checks.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The Dept of Ed's only purpose should be saying "This is where we expect students to be by a certain age" and getting out of the way of the states as they implement what's needed.
Posted by: NR Pax


Exactly. We need either 50 Dept of Education or 1 Dept of Education.

We do not need 51 Departments of Education.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (Kd7Ab)

170 HAHAHAH!!!

Ovens got Loomered!

Background, Laura Loomer had enough of Ovens , rolled up her sleeves, and broke a lot of stories over the weekend about that rancid ghetto rat. Who she just happed to know well back in the day when that ghetto trash was the token black girl at all R functions. One of stories (the biggest reveal if you aksk me) was about her super duper legal team in the big bad Macron case. You would not believe who was representing her ! Who her antisemitic, retarded, low IQ followers were paying millions of dollars! You would not believe the reverberations! And today they quit.
Mind you, this law firm has a lot of success in court, and the Macron case is about to commence..Thank you, Laura Loomer.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (GD0B3)

171 I saw Rude Garbage Faggots open for Garbage at Edgefest in '08.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

I heard Rude Garbage Faggots are much better live.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (NALOx)

172 Paul Krugman is nutso, today comparing Hegseths decision to make flu shots optional to General Washington requiring smallpox vaccines during the revolutionary war. In Krugman world flu = smallpox.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (tmn4j)

173 "Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? "

That is not who we are.

Posted by: The RNC at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (vFG9F)

174 Today Is National English Muffin Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

175 Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? Just curious. They can't claim they were blindsided.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (NALOx)

Because they don't care.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (iNUL3)

176 Here:

"Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
16m
BREAKING:

Marc Kasowitz @marckasowitz, the Zionist Jewish lawyer who Candace Owens hired to represent her in the defamation case filed against her by Brigitte Macron and @EmmanuelMacron just withdrew as the lead counsel on Candace’s legal team.

He is no longer representing her as counsel.

The withdrawal comes days after I exposed how Candace Owens hired a Zionist Jewish lawyer who also represents President Trump, despite talking about how much she hates Zionists, bashes Jews and smears President Trump with defamatory comments on her podcast every day.

The case is Macron v. Owens, Del. Super. Ct., No. N25C-07-194, and the formal notice of withdrawal was filed on 4/21/26"

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:30 AM (GD0B3)

177 174 Today Is National English Muffin Day.

I thought Trump declared them "American Muffins."

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:30 AM (gtcuf)

178
I heard Rude Garbage Faggots are much better live.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (NALOx)



I just don't recommend being too close to the stage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

179 The Leroy Principle
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (/+uur)

I know a boy who was never blue
Now he lives in Cellblock Two
I don't know just why he's blue
Leroy, what'd you do?

Leroy's back in jail again
Leroy's back in jail again
I don't know why, why he's blue
Leroy, what'd you do?

Posted by: Jack Scott at April 23, 2026 08:30 AM (79nfv)

180 Paul Krugman is nutso, today comparing Hegseths decision to make flu shots optional to General Washington requiring smallpox vaccines during the revolutionary war. In Krugman world flu = smallpox.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 08:29 AM (tmn4j)



He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

181 They attacked Palin's Down Syndrome baby and her other underage one as a whore.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:22 AM (NALOx)

They just went through an X rant about RFK's neurological speech impairment.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 08:31 AM (INQN/)

182 Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? Just curious. They can't claim they were blindsided.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (NALOx)


Assuming that mail-in ballots are legal in Virginia, and assuming that the people who received them either followed the ruled, or claimed that they did, what could they have done?

Once you allow the rules to permit cheating by one side, the opportunity to guard against cheating is pretty much gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

183 i'm about to make some ham and egg breakfast sammiches on American muffins.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:33 AM (gtcuf)

184 Politics the Porker Porter way!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
YIKES
Katie Porter gets asked what she would tell her kids if they ever faced a boss like her
PORTER: I apologized to that staffer 4 years ago

What Porker apologized for.

https://tinyurl.com/3tnp4vuk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:33 AM (ndZc7)

185 Exactly. We need either 50 Dept of Education or 1 Dept of Education.

We do not need 51 Departments of Education.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (Kd7Ab)


Given that the Constitution doesn't give fedgov authority over education, it should be 50. And then we can argue that fedgov shouldn't be giving them any money. Taxpayers in Washington State shouldn't be funding schools in Iowa.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

186 The GOP completely abandoned Virginia. They’re back to their old self, same as the new self.

But hey, Lara Trump got herself a show on Fox and Whatley is running for senate.

Why does it matter? Here’s a thread that explains what happened with the voting. It’s the steal all over again. Look at the mail in ballots, which with vote reductions moved the race to a win for Democrats.

They’re going to repay this in November, and Republicans haven’t done shit about it.

https://tinyurl.com/443jtntr

Posted by: Vengeance at April 23, 2026 08:34 AM (1zcQ9)

187 Porker Porter

She's gobbling Ozempic like Tic-Tacs. Lost some weight. Still fugly.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:34 AM (gtcuf)

188 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

189 I posit that English Muffins are not muffins at all!

Posted by: No Stump! at April 23, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)

190
I thought Trump declared them "American Muffins."
Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:30 AM (gtcuf)



I'm old enough to remember "Freedom Fries."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Paul Krugman is nutso

This is the same man who said the best way to get high speed rail in this country was to have the government lie about an alien invasion and how we needed high speed rail. When he got openly mocked for it, he tried the "just kidding" approach.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (OPGS/)

192 If I'm not mistaken, most of these public servants take an oath. The consequences for breaking these oaths should be blood. Is there no accountability anymore?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (Fbc0I)

193 So, SPLC Ovens, one of the biggest antisemitic mouths out there, hired a ZIONIST JEW and his ZIONIST JEW firm (that apparently received a lot of awards for defending ZIONISTS she so hates), and her retarded followers were paying ZIONIST JEWS millions by shittalking on the interwebs. Wow, wow, wow. There is also a story about some trust shielding real estate assets, that Ovens may or may not have disclosed to the Macron legal team. Macrons need to send Loomer some flowers!

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)

194 Saw analysis on X, if you use the "no" vote in VA as a proxy for Republican vote, and look at the new districts, then Republicans would have won:
- 4 of the new districts
- came within .2 of winning two others
- and within .5 of two more

Sure it's a guess, but that was with zero GOP spending against.
While the Dems stacked everything in their favor, spent near $100 million, had Obama and every other major Dem come campaign for it.

You know how pants-pissing funny it'd be to see Rs take 8 of the 11 seats?

(I also think CA spread their Dem votes too thin)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (tUP1A)

195 No way to kill the jumping worm? That’s pure bullshit.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

196 You could run the US federal government as a whole with 1 person, so long as the rest of its employees walked in mortal fear of him and his loyal knouters, and rape dogs, and panther pits, and canal overseers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (BI5O2)

197 a violent thrashing behavior that perfectly mirrors the legendary Star Trek delicacy, Gagh.

I thought Gagh kinda just sits there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ynpvh)

198 I thought that this was a pretty interesting article on "Where did the young anti Trump protesters go?" Apparently people going to "No Kings " are 40 and over -usually a decade or more above. Unlike the 60's. young people have mostly checked out of politics. From " Revolver News":

https://tinyurl.com/3jnn55ru

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:36 AM (GLmO1)

199 The judge block the VA gerrymander is great but...is the DOJ looking into the last minute ballot drops that pushed it into the "win" column?

Also, if only there was a GOP held congress - they could start working on integrating NOVA back into DC...

And really, any area bordering DC that is mostly government workers should be DC...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

200 195 No way to kill the jumping worm? That’s pure bullshit.

We just need to deploy huge flocks of Jumping Robins.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:37 AM (gtcuf)

201 American Muffin

Stay away from meeee

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:37 AM (NALOx)

202 While spending only around $20 million in Virginia, LaCivita and others poured over $95 million into Cornyn’s race against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton—a race Cornyn is expected to lose.

First Day of Early Voting Monday, May 18, 2026
Last Day of Early Voting Friday, May 22, 2026
Last Day to Receive Ballot by Mail Tuesday, May 26, 2026 (Election Day)

Vote early vote often
Against McCornyn.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:37 AM (/+uur)

203 Apparently, barbarism means not paying your bills for you.

Matthias Schmidt
@eurofounder
My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today
“Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming
My heart dropped
If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined
I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today
“Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor
I sighed and called 911
She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst”
I am extremely scared
This is going to cost us at least $100,000
She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany
I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (ndZc7)

204 PORTER: I apologized to that staffer 4 years ago
=====

Not accepted. What now, Porker?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

205 I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

Off veedersain.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (gtcuf)

206 PORTER: I apologized to that staffer 4 years ago
=====



And the boiling water you poured on your husband's head?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

207 I will never visit this barbaric country ever again
=====

Proposal: ACCEPTED

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

208 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

He failed as a husband to buy travelers health insurance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

209 If Matthias Schmidt had illegally invaded our country, he'd get free healthcare.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:40 AM (gtcuf)

210 206 PORTER: I apologized to that staffer 4 years ago
=====


And the boiling water you poured on your husband's head?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)


"Hot grits, bitch!!!"


- - Rev. Al Green

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2026 08:40 AM (x0n13)

211 > Today Is National English Muffin Day.

I thought Trump declared them "American Muffins."
---------
"Freedom Muffins"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:40 AM (jehhT)

212 Given that the Constitution doesn't give fedgov authority over education, it should be 50. And then we can argue that fedgov shouldn't be giving them any money. Taxpayers in Washington State shouldn't be funding schools in Iowa.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Same with DoT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Kd7Ab)

213 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany
I will never visit this barbaric country ever again


Travel health insurance is a thing. I've seen lots of articles telling Americans to have it even when they're visiting a country with socialist medicine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

214 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

I think it was actually mashed potatoes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (GLmO1)

215 The Euros we get in the US are mostly the elites - they get "free healthcare" and government jobs that pay enough that it doesn't matter the government is taking more then 50% of their income.

And the amusing part of all this my #1 expense is already taxes. Not healthcare. Not my mortgage. Not food. Money stolen from my paycheck by the government to give illegals free healthcare.

Give me that money back, I'll pay my own healthcare bills, thanks.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)

216 English Muffins would make a great girl band's name.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Kd7Ab)

217 Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Seriously ?? Come on. The average person has no idea how this works. That's why the referendum saying the "YES" vote was for "fairness" would be expected to be so effective.

4.4 million people voted in the 2024 election in VA and only 2/3 of them voted in this referendum.

Posted by: deadrody at April 23, 2026 08:42 AM (qf6NU)

218 195 No way to kill the jumping worm? That’s pure bullshit.
Posted by: Bulg

Give someone a Provisional Tooter Badge, and all of a sudden he's an authority on entomology!

Posted by: Bugs Me To No End at April 23, 2026 08:42 AM (oftw2)

219
No way to kill the jumping worm? That’s pure bullshit.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)


It probably involves DDT which is verboten under the Gay and Fake Democrat Belief System.

"Silent Spring" was another progtard fraud, people.
Rachel Carson's Little Prank literally killed millions.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 08:42 AM (iJfKG)

220 Same with DoT.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Kd7Ab)
=====

But without USDOT my Muni fare would be $8.50!

Thank you federal taxpayers for paying most of my fare.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

221 Given that the Constitution doesn't give fedgov authority over education, it should be 50. And then we can argue that fedgov shouldn't be giving them any money. Taxpayers in Washington State shouldn't be funding schools in Iowa.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Same with DoT.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Kd7Ab)


Of course, we could add in Social Security, Medicare, all forms of welfare, the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, ...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

222 At least DoT has some interstate justification, although they should stick to interstate matters. Before the 1950’s it was unthinkable that the Fed’s would involve themselves with education.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 08:43 AM (Fmj+u)

223 Georgia Democratic Rep. David Scott died at the age of 80 on Tuesday night, shortly after filing paperwork to seek a 13th term in office.

The Democratic representative, who served in the Georgia General Assembly before becoming a House member, unexpectedly died after 50 years in elected office

over 80 and black
He should have died about 7 years ago

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

224 This is going to cost us at least $100,000
She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany
I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

Well, bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (79nfv)

225
"Hot grits, bitch!!!"


- - Rev. Al Green
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2026 08:40 AM (x0n13)/i]


"Kiss my grits!"

- Flo at Mel's Diner

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

226 I think it was actually mashed potatoes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (GLmO1)

Hard to believe she would waste food.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (NALOx)

227 146 F u cn rd ths, ucn gt a gd jb!
Posted by: NYC Subway Ad 1978 at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)



"Word"


Dr. Zizmor, NYC dermatology subway ad!


If only he changed his name to Zizless!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (x0n13)

228 Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal

And Russia has our best interests at heart, right?...right?...
::: insert Anikan and Amidala meme here :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ynpvh)

229 With the recent SPLC revelations (which are from an grand jury indictment, so not yet proven guilty in a court), the report is that the SPLC is paying their 'opponents' a good amount of money to do bad things. Even coaching them on how to "bad things" correctly. All to campaign for donations, with a Pelosi-esque rate-of-return on their investment.

Now, a funny thing happens if you turn that lens towards the GOP...

What are the chances that the Grand Ole Party fundraises, uses that money to secretly help out the Democrat side (and featherbedding themselves), then sends out more fundraising letters and text messages requesting more money to help fight against those dastardly Democrats?

Case in point: Virginia. Instapundit's Steven Green posted a tweet with a screenshot of one such text message beg. The day AFTER the voting. After doing NOTHING to fight for and protect Republicans.

Posted by: Another Anon at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (4h45B)

230 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany
I will never visit this barbaric country ever again


I'm betting that his worries about the expense are a bit exaggerated. And I have doubts that she would have lasted on that flight long enough to get to Germany.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (OPGS/)

231 >Democrat Rep. David Scott Dies In Office
-----

okay

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

232 But without USDOT my Muni fare would be $8.50!

Thank you federal taxpayers for paying most of my fare.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

(raises eyebrow)

You'd actually use Muni?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

233 Under the TX redistricting case, SCOTUS kinda set a deadline of no election changes roughly 90 days before the election.

So this VA judge needs to play the same game the cartel judges have been playing--drag his feet on any hearing or final ruling until late July.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (tUP1A)

234 216 English Muffins would make a great girl band's name.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Kd7Ab)

He said, "You ain't seen nothin'
'Til you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader
Was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin'
With her sister and her cousin

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

235 Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal
--------

"I'll take it under advisement. Hit it, again." -DJT

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (NALOx)

236 And Russia has our best interests at heart, right?...right?...
::: insert Anikan and Amidala meme here :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ynpvh)


On the one hand, obviously not. OTOH, the 'pressure' amounted to an off-hand comment by the foreign minister.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

237 Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer

The Trump administration is waging a vindictive campaign against the organizations that safeguard our democracy.

Weaponizing the DOJ to indict long-standing watchdogs is a message: if you defend voting rights, fight white supremacy, or protect civil rights, you’re next.

This is an assault on the institutions that make freedom real for everyone. They will not succeed.

Mike Lee @SenMikeLee

Committing wire fraud to send money to the KKK is an odd way to safeguard democracy, Senator.

.. I don’t know about Senator Schumer’s neighborhood, but in my neighborhood, wire fraud is frowned upon

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (RHGPo)

238 It’s pretty easy. If you travel to the US part of your plan should be to purchase travel medical insurance.

In fact, if you travel to any foreign country you should always be informed about what the process is if you need medical insurance.

By the way, in Germany if you are not a citizen or citizen of an EU country you must pay out of pocket for any medical care upfront.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (68/6A)

239 How long before California puts the Asian jumping worm on the endangered species list?

Posted by: muldoon at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (I0N4X)

240 Owens will be screaming at Zionists even louder. "My Jew attorney dropped me on the eve of trial. They're out to ruin me" .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (gu0hJ)

241 Good.

Go back to Germany and never return, you filthy foreign devil. And tell all your foreign devil friends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (BI5O2)

242 OMG OMG OMG!

UK Networks Warn Of Mobile Phone Data and Broadband Rationing Amid High Energy Prices

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ndZc7)

243 How the IDF Eliminated 180 Hezbollah Terrorists in Ten Minutes

One bomb, one mosque?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

244 You'd actually use Muni?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (1Ff7Z)
==

All the time if I don't feel like walking home from wherever I've wound up. $2.85 a ride

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

245 I am impressed that they figured they could create an entire “white supremacy” movement for just $3 million.
Now, if the could solve homelessness or hunger on the same budget, they could get a Nobel Peace Prize.

I guess I’m discounting the donations by the FBI, especially their ability to act like Keystone Kops.

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

246 It’s been pointed out here before; Matthias Schmidt is a very funny and cutting satire poster on X.
The poster gets so close to the truth of liberal Euro’s that it’s hard to tell the difference.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (Fmj+u)

247 I've become a fan of 365 Brand American muffins from Whole Foods.

They don't have nooks and crannies, and I don't miss 'em.

You can split them easily with your fingers, and they're a bit bigger, which makes them good for breakfast sammiches.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (gtcuf)

248 Virginian was a test for National Republican con. The dude in charge is Low Energy. And needs to go. unless of course they knew the referendum was illegal in the first place and the courts was always the plan. Then it's a smart move.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)

249 Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:44 AM (NALOx

Ha. Apparently she's losing weight for her campaign.

But "highly strung" does even begin to describe this woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:48 AM (ix8EF)

250 Owens will be screaming at Zionists even louder. "My Jew attorney dropped me on the eve of trial. They're out to ruin me" .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (gu0hJ)
====

Yes, her legal representation was a top agenda item on the last Zionist Zoom call.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

251 "I will never visit this barbaric country ever again
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!"

Ok, bye!

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 08:48 AM (vFG9F)

252
...She could have received much better care, for free,after waiting for 6 months on a waiting list and probably dying first in Germany

I will never visit this barbaric country ever again, even though they saved my wife's life despite my grand and illustrious Nazi forebears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:38 AM (ndZc7)



Fixed It For Him

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (iJfKG)

253 Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said.

The wording of the initiative was intentionally vague. Of the yes votes a large portion were:

LIVs that thought it sounded nice
LIVs that were told to vote for it by the FNM
and of course masses of fake mail in ballots

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

254 > Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said.
---------
Most of western and southern VA is rural. I wonder how this redistricting vote was advertised in those areas, if at all. I'd wager most of the voters in those areas either didn't think it'd pass or voted "no." Which the early returns seemed to suggest.

Then the tried and true fraudulent mail-in ballots showed up.

My takeaway is that the left will steal every election unless they are confronted early, often and with prejudice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (jehhT)

255 BTW if you’re calling in the 9-Line for your wife and the first line is “how much does this cost?”, you may want to rethink your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (68/6A)

256 But "highly strung" does even begin to describe this woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:48 AM (ix8EF)
====

"High Density" is more apt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

257 Eromeros crave prayers as Mrs. E begins infusions for lymphoma.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (LHPAg)

258 unless of course they knew the referendum was illegal in the first place and the courts was always the plan. Then it's a smart move.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)

Allow me to suggest that depending on the judicial system to protect Republican interests is... retarded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (iNUL3)

259 All the time if I don't feel like walking home from wherever I've wound up. $2.85 a ride
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

Last time there, we wanted to take a bus into Chinatown. It was packed when it arrived at the stop. Took a different one to GGP. It actually wasn't a bad ride, and the other riders weren't the kind you had to keep your eye on.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM (1Ff7Z)

260 SPLC's Offshore Assets Ballooned as Embattled Left-Wing Darling Secretly Funded KKK and Other ‘Violent Extremist Groups’—and Reported Owning Accounts in the Cayman Islands

Cayman Islands banking is NEVER used for hiding illicit accounts, right? I mean, I'm sure the high-ranking officials of the SPLC go to the Cayman Islands to root out racism and stuff...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM (ynpvh)

261
UK Networks Warn Of Mobile Phone Data and Broadband Rationing Amid High Energy Prices


The Euro-niks need to be careful about this stuff - this is the kind of thing that leads to an uprising.

Normies will put up with a lot of crap but take away their phones and surfing the internet?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

262
"High Density" is more apt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)




"Dark matter."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

263 246 It’s been pointed out here before; Matthias Schmidt is a very funny and cutting satire poster on X.

If that's satire, he's not very good at it. He could learn from the Babylon Bee. Or that blonde chick (actually a dude) whose name I can't think of right now.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM (gtcuf)

264 Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (LHPAg

I will certainly do that . How long does each individual treatment last?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM (ix8EF)

265 So this VA judge needs to play the same game the cartel judges have been playing--drag his feet on any hearing or final ruling until late July.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 08:45 AM (tUP1A)


Doesn't their supreme court already have a hearing scheduled for next week on the matter?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

266 Owens will be screaming at Zionists even louder. "My Jew attorney dropped me on the eve of trial. They're out to ruin me" .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (gu0hJ)

Hear me out, Ovens is secretly MOSSAD, and was collecting millions from her psycho followers, to send those millions to her zionist attorney for the benefit of IDF.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

267 "No way to kill the jumping worm? "

.410

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (vFG9F)

268 Mike Lee @SenMikeLee

Committing wire fraud to send money to the KKK is an odd way to safeguard democracy, Senator.

.. I don’t know about Senator Schumer’s neighborhood, but in my neighborhood, wire fraud is frowned upon
Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2026 08:46 AM (RHGPo)



As long as the fraud benefits the correct people, it's fine, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

269 The Trump administration is waging a vindictive campaign against the organizations that safeguard our democracy

Your party was the party of slavery and have always opposed civil rights. It was despite you people that we solved the majority of the race based issues we have. And you can easily be fact checked into oblivion over this.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (OPGS/)

270 "Democratic Representative Ro Khanna of California has emerged as one of the top‑performing stock traders in Congress, with investments tied to his family posting a 112 percent outperformance compared with the S&P 500, according to a new analysis of congressional stock disclosures.

"The data, compiled by ProCap Insights and circulated widely on social media, show that trades linked to Khanna, particularly in artificial intelligence‑related companies, have delivered returns that surpass those of other lawmakers, including former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, whose family’s stock trading has long drawn public scrutiny."

Posted by: Oglebay at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (2ap+5)

271 Note that Hakeem's targets include four women and four Hispanics. I wonder why he didn't include Jewish Randy Fine to make the mix even more ecumenical.

Florida GOP voter registration surpassed the Dems for the first time ever in 2021, and we have since opened a lead of 1.5 million. There are now no more Dems in Florida than there were in 2005 despite the state's rapid growth. And our ticket this year will be headed by a black man (Rep. Byron Donalds for governor) and a woman (Sen. Ashley Moody, running for a full term).

Stick a fork in Florida Dems. They're done.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (kvDvI)

272 Eromeros crave prayers as Mrs. E begins infusions for lymphoma.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (LHPAg)
===

A prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

273 I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today

Imagine the mindset that tries to book a flight to a hospital in another country while some lies on the floor dying.

"I'm dying!"
"Yeah, but our bank account!"

Posted by: Halfhand at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (eOqcD)

274 When they jump up, it's like mini skeet shooting.

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (vFG9F)

275 @250 San Franpsycho, what are the odds she'll have one of her followers pick up your post and she'll say "see, I told you"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (gu0hJ)

276 How the IDF Eliminated 180 Hezbollah Terrorists in Ten Minutes

One bomb, one mosque?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Paging all beepers. Paging all beepers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (Kd7Ab)

277 Jumping worms...
This is about me, isn't it...

Posted by: Robert F Kennedy jr. at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (KtOUo)

278 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM

LOL. I doubt her personality would much improved even if she lost 60 lbs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (ix8EF)

279 267 "No way to kill the jumping worm? "

.410

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 08:51 AM (vFG9F)

Pesticide...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (ynpvh)

280 Every foreign devil says America is the worst place in the whole wide world.

Fine, I'll concede the point. And I'm so generous of heart that I'd even ban them all from setting one precious foreign foot on our accursed soil ever again - for their own good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (BI5O2)

281 " Eromeros crave prayers as Mrs. E begins infusions for lymphoma.
Posted by: Eromero"

On the way, Eromeros!

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (vFG9F)

282 So, the German guy’s wife feels like she’s dying, and he wants to fly her all the way back to Germany? And only on a German airline?

Guy is kind of a dumkopf, if you ask me.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

283 >>>How the IDF Eliminated 180 Hezbollah Terrorists in Ten Minutes

One bomb, one mosque?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>Did they think of the children used as human shields? The ones with a Murder Mouse chanting Death to Israel and America?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (Fbc0I)

284 Ro Khanna had the largest stock trading volume of all Congressmen in 2025.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

285 BTW if you’re calling in the 9-Line for your wife and the first line is “how much does this cost?”, you may want to rethink your life.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (68/6A)


You haven't met my wife. -- Matthias Schmidt

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

286 Allow me to suggest that depending on the judicial system to protect Republican interests is... retarded.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 08:49 AM (iNUL3)



Oh yeah, I agree, but between two bad - mail in ballots that are still legal, and going before full R Supreme court in VA, they went with the least bad. Or maybe it was just a coincidence and they totally dropped the ball in VA..

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

287 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Xavier Becerra: As CA's next governor, I will protect truckers that do not speak English

https://tinyurl.com/yc5pbdb5

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

288 Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

Apparently, it was supposed to be satire.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:54 AM (gtcuf)

289 Uh oh.

Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

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By '39 you say.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:55 AM (ndZc7)

290 The FBI returned a 10-year-old Utah boy to his mother after he was kidnapped and taken to Cuba by his transgender-identifying father and his family feared the child would undergo transgender procedures, the Justice Department announced Tuesday.

Dude looks like a lady

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)

291 We have come to a place where it is difficult to discern parody from reality.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

292 287 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Xavier Becerra: As CA's next governor, I will protect truckers that do not speak English

EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU

https://tinyurl.com/yc5pbdb5
Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

I ficks it

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)

293 Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

By '39 you say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:55 AM (ndZc7)

Do that have that many broomhandles?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 08:56 AM (1Ff7Z)

294 Inflamed, infected appendix can lead to sepsis and death very quickly. Flying across oceans in such a state to save a few Reichsmarks is foolhardy.

Posted by: Darla Hood at April 23, 2026 08:57 AM (oftw2)

295 Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039


But they only want the Sudetenland. They promise.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:57 AM (gtcuf)

296 UK Networks Warn Of Mobile Phone Data and Broadband Rationing Amid High Energy Prices

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ndZc7)

That's the old "block the view of Mount Rushmore and the parks" trick Obama's people used. You will be made to care.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:58 AM (NALOx)

297 Pretty hard for Germany to have the strongest military in Europe by 2039 without any energy. Just rhetoric to try and get right wing Germans away from AFD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (gu0hJ)

298 Posted by: Darla Hood at April 23, 2026 08:57 AM (oftw2)

It's funny becaue Darla Hood died after an appendectomy!

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf)

299 By 2039, the US defense system will be robots on the moon hurling rocks at Earth.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (2ap+5)

300 It's funny becaue Darla Hood died after an appendectomy!
Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf)
====


???

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

301 LOL the doomers sure are out in force this morning.

But it's like this, if you really, truly, actually believed the Republicans are going to lose and the Democrats are going on to permanent rule, you sure as fuck wouldn't be wasting time here.

1) most of us ain't interested in joining you in wallowing in your sad little pit of despair.
2) the hour is late and time is short.
Your confidence in your predictions are exactly equal to your preparations.
Including zero online presence the Left can prosecute you over.
And if your plan is to ride this out, you need a real-life network, not an online support group to vent to.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (tUP1A)

302
Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

That a lot like being McDonald's best cup of coffee.

Buuuut, that's after 13 years. Meh, they'll be just another 3rd world moslem hellhole by then.

Buuuut, on the plus side, their Army's ululations willl be marvelous!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (iJfKG)

303 Xavier Becerra: As CA's next governor, I will protect truckers that do not speak English

https://tinyurl.com/yc5pbdb5
Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

288 Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)
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Lots of competition for "Dumbest machine politician" but Becerra is definitely in the running

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (Dyyic)

304 >>>Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

By '39 you say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

>Poland might have something to say about it this time around.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (Fbc0I)

305 Hey, Europe, f**k off.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (77rzZ)

306 I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade." -- Rick Blaine, gunrunner

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (zdLoL)

307 299 By 2039, the US defense system will be robots on the moon hurling rocks at Earth.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (2ap+5)

TINSTAAFL

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

308 ???
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

Blood transfusion tainted with a virulent strain of hepatitis. They didn't test the blood in those pre-AIDS days.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)

309 Eromeros crave prayers as Mrs. E begins infusions for lymphoma.
Posted by: Eromero
----
Done🙏🙏

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 23, 2026 09:02 AM (VCgbV)

310 The part of the SPLC revelations that seems to be getting too little focus is that a lot of the "donor" money that was being laundering to groups to make it appear MAGA types are violent racists was our tax dollars. The SPLC was working hand in glove with the FBI and other groups in the deep state and the Biden administration.

Biden didn't just repeat over and over that he decided to get into the 2020 race after seeing what happened at Charlottesville, it was the plan all along and it lasted the entire time he was in office to include things like going after Christians, Moms For Liberty and TPUSA.

Charlie warned for months before he was murdered that the SPLC was going after him and his group putting a target on their backs. He was being too successful energizing young voters to join MAGA.

The SPLC wasn't a rogue actor. It was the Democrat Party.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 09:03 AM (viF8m)

311 Eromero

Prayers ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

312 By 2039, the US defense system will be robots on the moon hurling rocks at Earth.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (2ap+5)
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It worked before!

Posted by: Mike and Manny at April 23, 2026 09:04 AM (vzudA)

313 Morning, news folken,

Waiting to hear from my realtor about arrangements to view two new properties. I was about to head out to Wichita for the pipe shop, then saw these, and wrote to her. It's going to rain this p.m., and I don't want to be caught in it if I can help.

Tomorrow will be sunny, then more rain on Sat. & Sun. as I head back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 23, 2026 09:04 AM (+2QQb)

314 ???
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 23, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

Blood transfusion tainted with a virulent strain of hepatitis. They didn't test the blood in those pre-AIDS days.
Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)
===

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEN ROETHLISBERGER IS A SOCK

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 23, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)

315 By 2039, the US defense system will be robots on the moon hurling rocks at Earth.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 23, 2026 08:59 AM (2ap+5)
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It worked before!
Posted by: Mike and Manny at April 23, 2026


***
HA!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 23, 2026 09:05 AM (+2QQb)

316 WARNOCK: You made cuts to the rabies office!

RFK JR: “There’s 1-3 rabies cases PER YEAR in the US! I think ONE PERSON manning that office can handle that traffic!”

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

317 Americans Applying for Irish Citizenship Leaps 63%

-
Good riddance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 09:06 AM (ndZc7)

318 194 Saw analysis on X, if you use the "no" vote in VA as a proxy for Republican vote, and look at the new districts, then Republicans would have won:
- 4 of the new districts
- came within .2 of winning two others
- and within .5 of two more

Sure it's a guess, but that was with zero GOP spending against.
While the Dems stacked everything in their favor, spent near $100 million, had Obama and every other major Dem come campaign for it.

You know how pants-pissing funny it'd be to see Rs take 8 of the 11 seats?

(I also think CA spread their Dem votes too thin)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 08:35 AM (tUP1A)

As I said, this is why the VA SC waited. They will let Ds tell them how to rule. I think this might scare the Ds into letting the court do the right thing...b/c losing a 6-5 advantage would be catastrophic for them...they want more, but they sure do not want to chance less...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 09:07 AM (tOcjL)

319 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

JD Vance told me Illhan Omar committed immigration fraud and the Trump Administration has proof.

Border Czar Tom Homan last night CONFIRMED this and told me ominously: ‘Stay Tuned…’

Homan knows something is about to happen. Watch this answer…

“The whole file is being reviewed. A lot of smart people are on it. Stay tuned.”

https://tinyurl.com/mvatam2a

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

320 Oh yeah, I agree, but between two bad - mail in ballots that are still legal, and going before full R Supreme court in VA, they went with the least bad. Or maybe it was just a coincidence and they totally dropped the ball in VA..
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

287 End Wokeness

No SC is ever all R. At best, Rs become middle of the road...at worst, they just become Ds after taking the masks off, b/c 99.9% of lawyers are hard D...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 09:09 AM (tOcjL)

321 Americans Applying for Irish Citizenship Leaps 63%

-
Good riddance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 09:06 AM (ndZc7)
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I know several people who got Irish citizenship, and in all cases it is either a novelty or to allow freer travel in the EU, not because they are anti Trump or America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 09:09 AM (vzudA)

322 It's called the Mississippi Miracle, and it's real.

They went back to teaching phonics and - shocker - the tactic that worked for hundreds of years still works.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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That's part of it, the cover story.

The real story?

They stopped auto-advancing--either read at grade level or be held back.
(cough, cough, a certain demographic ...)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 23, 2026 09:10 AM (tUP1A)

323 "No way to kill the jumping worm? "

.410
Posted by: fd

**********

PULL!!

Posted by: muldoon at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (I0N4X)

324 Woody Harrelson and Bill Maher Blast California State Taxes: State “Deserves to Be S*** On”

-
And it is!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

325 > Xavier Becerra: As CA's next governor, I will protect truckers that do not speak English
----

I make a motion, that you can't run for office if you have a funny foreign-sounding name

male candidates will be Bill or George
female candidates will be Susie or Debbie

(Marco Rubio is grandfathered in)

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

326 Uh oh.

Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

-
By '39 you say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I've seen this play before.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (Kd7Ab)

327 Interesting that asian jumping worms show up atound the same time Chinese saboteurs have been caught bringing other biological pathogens into the country.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (cWLG3)

328 English Muffins would make a great girl band's name.
Posted by: rickb223

I saw Thomas's English Muffins open for Captain & Tennille at the I-Beam in 1987 (with a fake ID).

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (W5mpo)

329 @ACLU_DC
·
Follow
BREAKING: Today, the D.C. Council voted 8-5 to move forward with a permanent youth curfew.

Punishment-first policies like this fall short of advancing real public safety because they put kids at risk of unnecessary encounters with police instead of providing opportunities.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)

330 I would like to see Ilhan Omar expelled- without her fraudulent assets- but wouldn't she then urge the Somalis in MN to riot à la the Somalia version of George Floyd?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 09:12 AM (rZCVI)

331 I've seen this play before.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (Kd7Ab)

Springtime for Hitler was not just a great song.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

332 how bout them flyers

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 23, 2026 09:12 AM (j+aD2)

333 No way to kill crazy worms you say? Dog them up , put them on a ten gallon drum , add gasoline , ignite. Crazy worm flambe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 09:12 AM (gu0hJ)

334 Chairman LMAO

My comment #56 covers this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

335 "It's far less about the environment and ecological stewardship than a vehicle to further the Democrat Party agenda, which at its base is an effort to rule citizens rather than represent them, to overtax, overregulate and overstep constitutional boundaries."

Welcome to 1969.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (DgMqy)

336 bucket of salt..
"NYT: Mojtaba has not released a recorded message because he does not want to appear vulnerable or sound weak.

The report says that due to security concerns and his current situation, he has delegated significant authority to military generals, who are now the dominant voice in key decisions.

According to the NYT, those generals also ordered the cancellation of the Iranian delegation’s planned arrival in Pakistan this week ahead of the second round of talks."

I like where this is going...

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (GD0B3)

337 My younger one told me about this story...
https://tinyurl.com/uz3e5u3e

Supposedly she, in an online chat, wrote, "Netanyahu, if you can hear me, drop some bonbons for us Capstone students in Ocean Bank Convocation Center."

How the f**k is this a threat? Does any rational person truly believe she was asking Netanyahu to bomb the center? It's like saying, "God, smite Congress with SMOD!"...

The second part was a bit more stupid on her part..."There is going to be a bomb in the Ocean Bank Convocation Center and it was going to be Jonathan's [another student in chat] fault". The school took this as a threat, even though she then wrote, "I wrote a dumb joke that should not have been made."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (ynpvh)

338 .410
Posted by: fd

**********

PULL!!
Posted by: muldoon at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (I0N4X)

410
411
whatever it takes

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (/+uur)

339 @333 Has anyone tried borax, lye... salt?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (cWLG3)

340 Woody Harrelson and Bill Maher Blast California State Taxes: State “Deserves to Be S*** On”

-
And it is!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)


Preach it, brother.

Posted by: San Francisco Shop Steward for The Drug-Addicted Hobos' Feces Dispensing Union at April 23, 2026 09:14 AM (iJfKG)

341 Ukraine and Russia. One big lie.

>>@JerryDunleavy
·
1h
>>NEW: “Witness 2” — Gavin Wilde — helped Ciaramella in the Ukraine saga in 2019. Just before joining the NSC in 2018 (& after working on 2016 ICA on Russia), Wilde was at DoD & NSA, where he wrote articles hyping Russian info ops & touting Nina Jankowicz…

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 09:14 AM (viF8m)

342 FenelonSpoke

Somalia citizen's rioting will harm their supporters, and alienate the rest of the population.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

343 .410
Posted by: fd

**********

PULL!!
Posted by: muldoon


I have a couple hundred .410 rounds I need to reload.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 09:15 AM (Kd7Ab)

344 Stephen A. Smith Says Golfers and NASCAR Drivers Don’t Qualify as Athletes

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Well, he is the Hign Priest of Athlete Designation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)

345 334 Chairman LMAO

My comment #56 covers this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)
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I was late to the party, but that's short and sweet. Agree!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:15 AM (cWLG3)

346 How silly is WSJ? Todays "Marketwatch" headline of the day: "I'm a 31 year old architect ready to leave Austin. Does San Francisco or New York City make the most financial sense for me?"
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Financial sense?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 09:15 AM (DeB+V)

347 Has anyone tried borax, lye... salt?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


For a floor wax?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 09:15 AM (Kd7Ab)

348 I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today

***********

So socialism doesn't provide free on-demand emergency air ambulance service.

I'll be sure to take note of that.

Posted by: muldoon at April 23, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)

349 346 How silly is WSJ? Todays "Marketwatch" headline of the day: "I'm a 31 year old architect ready to leave Austin. Does San Francisco or New York City make the most financial sense for me?"


yes

please just GO

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 23, 2026 09:16 AM (j+aD2)

350 Okay, houses tomorrow, Wichita today!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 23, 2026 09:17 AM (+2QQb)

351 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.


257 Eromeros crave prayers as Mrs. E begins infusions for lymphoma.
Posted by: Eromero

Prayers up for Mrs. E. & good infusion results, and for you too as you help her in her battle against lymphoma. 🙏



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 09:17 AM (NFX2v)

352 349 346 How silly is WSJ? Todays "Marketwatch" headline of the day: "I'm a 31 year old architect ready to leave Austin. Does San Francisco or New York City make the most financial sense for me?"

Morn' all... Oh boy.. That must be a joke

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2026 09:17 AM (nCgUg)

353 333 No way to kill crazy worms you say? Dog them up , put them on a ten gallon drum , add gasoline , ignite. Crazy worm flambe
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 09:12 AM (gu0hJ)
----
If it's a fact that they are toxic to would-be native predators, that is very concerning. Sum ting wong.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:18 AM (cWLG3)

354 Because if Somalis have violent protests over Ilhan Omar does anyone think that either Tim Walz or Jacob Frey would do a darn thing? I guess Trump would have to send in people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 09:18 AM (As86G)

355 Wolfus Aurelius

Safe travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 09:18 AM (u82oZ)

356 you don't say !

"The Hezbollah propagandist who secretly ran London-based 'media company' feared to be spreading Iran misinformation..A London 'media company' feared to be spreading pro-Iran misinformation had a Hezbollah propagandist sitting on its board of directors, the Daily Mail can reveal...

Akhdar is described​ as a senior spokesman for Hezbollah, an Iran-backed Lebanese militia that is proscribed as a terror group in the UK.

He has also been identified by think-tank the Washington Institute for Near East Policy as a media strategist for Yemen's Houthis, another Iranian proxy which is supporting Tehran in its war with the US and Israel.

Akhdar is also Under-Secretary General of the Islamic Radio and Television Union (IRTVU), which was sanctioned by the US in 2020 for being 'owned or controlled' by Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

According to Roger Macmillan, former director of security at Iran International and Iranian terrorism specialist, 'Akhdar appears to be a lynchpin within Iran's communications network, heavily involved in pushing its propaganda in the UK'"

Are you as not shocked as I am ?? "Islamic" should have given them a clue...

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 09:18 AM (GD0B3)

357 353 333 No way to kill crazy worms you say? Dog them up , put them on a ten gallon drum , add gasoline , ignite. Crazy worm flambe
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 09:12 AM (gu0hJ)
----
If it's a fact that they are toxic to would-be native predators, that is very concerning. Sum ting wong.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:18 AM (cWLG3)

Bring in the cane toads!

Posted by: Australia at April 23, 2026 09:18 AM (ynpvh)

358 Navy Secretary Phelan Exits Administration Immediately, Is Replaced With Hung Cao

*insert Fistful of Yen joke here*

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:19 AM (/+uur)

359 There are some truths I don't want to hear!

Breccan F. Thies: Republicans Stalling on Save Act Gave Virginia Voters No Reason to Turn Out for Them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 09:20 AM (ndZc7)

360 I love it when those that have never boiled a mouthpiece in their lives tell me they're experts on all things sport.

Mike Greenberg is an expert on football because he played trombone in college and marched on a football field.

He's now in the broadcasting Hall of Fame.


Pathetic. The media has placed itself on WAY too high a pedestal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 09:20 AM (IXZGh)

361 Stephen A. Smith is the guy talking to himself on the A train everyone is trying to ignore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)

362 361 Stephen A. Smith is the guy talking to himself on the A train everyone is trying to ignore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 09:20 AM (RIvkX)

And he's losing the argument...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (ynpvh)

363 Punishment-first policies like this fall short of advancing real public safety because they put kids at risk of unnecessary encounters with police instead of providing opportunities.
Posted by: r hennigantx


There are opportunities for them in daylight hours. And this is going to be a shock to the ACLU but we don't want rioting youths in our cities.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (OPGS/)

364 Hakeem Jeffries can choke on a fat dick

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (DOx3g)

365 Pathetic. The media has placed itself on WAY too high a pedestal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 09:20 AM (IXZGh)


Jock-sniffing wannabes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (PVto9)

366 Hakeem Jeffries can choke on a fat dick
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (DOx3g)



His favorite pastime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 09:22 AM (IXZGh)

367 364 Hakeem Jeffries can choke on a fat dick
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (DOx3g)

ME TOO

Posted by: Ms Lindsey at April 23, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)

368 Mr and Mrs Eromero , good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 09:22 AM (gu0hJ)

369 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

257 Eromeros crave prayers as Mrs. E begins infusions for lymphoma.
Posted by: Eromero

Prayers up for Mrs. E. & good infusion results, and for you too as you help her in her battle against lymphoma. 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 09:17 AM (NFX2v)
********
Sending prayers her way!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2026 09:23 AM (NpAcC)

370 Jock-sniffing wannabes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (PVto9)



And they're paid millions to do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 09:23 AM (IXZGh)

371 I will certainly do that . How long does each individual treatment last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM
This one’s six hours, Fen.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 09:23 AM (yw3eV)

372 about 40 good NASCAR drivers
There are 1,696 active players in the NFL

Posted by: Ms Lindsey at April 23, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)

373 of sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

374 Prayer up, Eromero.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

375 Hakeem Jeffries can choke on a fat dick
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (DOx3g)

Oh My!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, closeted homosexual at April 23, 2026 09:24 AM (5pMgs)

376 Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 09:23 AM (yw3eV

Gosh! What a long process!. Prayers for complete healing or for the Lord's presence with both of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 09:24 AM (ix8EF)

377 >>>Stephen A. Smith Says Golfers and NASCAR Drivers Don’t Qualify as Athletes

-
Well, he is the Hign Priest of Athlete Designation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

>Why anybody listens to this guy is beyond me. He's just another angry black man who thinks he's qualified to opine on all things where a black man has risen thru the ranks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 09:25 AM (Fbc0I)

378 How silly is WSJ? Today's "Marketwatch" headline of the day: "I'm a 31 year old architect ready to leave Austin. Does San Francisco or New York City make the most financial sense for me?"

Fortunately, the cities of both SF and NYC have collaborated on a 5 point questionnaire to assess your suitability for moving to either city:

1) Are you gay?

2) Are you really, really gay?

3) Look, we mean really really really supergay?

4) Just to be clear, are you really really really supergay like willing to suck a dog dick supergay?

5) Do you love Communism and ballet?

If you answered "yes!!!!" to all these questions, you will fit in just fine in SF or NYC.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 09:25 AM (iJfKG)

379 375 Hakeem Jeffries can choke on a fat dick
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 23, 2026 09:21 AM (DOx3g)

Oh My!
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, closeted homosexual at April 23, 2026 09:24 AM (5pMgs)

You stole my thing!

Posted by: George Takei at April 23, 2026 09:25 AM (cWLG3)

380 > Pathetic. The media has placed itself on WAY too high a pedestal.
-------
A particular demographic seems to agree with them. It's why a shriek-fest like the spew is still on the air.

One need only to look at that particular demographic to understand why that is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 09:26 AM (jehhT)

381 289 Uh oh.
Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039
-
By '39 you say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Striving to be CAPTAIN of the JV team!

Posted by: Military Moron at April 23, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)

382 I'd like to see Stephen A. Smith sit in a car for 4 hours at 120+ degrees and drive without crashing into 30 other cars while going 150+ miles per hour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (IXZGh)

383 Heh. I like this moniker for him: Screamin' A. Smith.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

384 They splashed the Shahs son with something.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (GuWgs)

385 Good morning!!

On the news now: 13 year old archery wonder kind invited to compete in international competition in Colombia. Niiiice!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (5xoct)

386 Choke on a fat dick , get in line , I was a cabinet secretary - Pete Buttgiggle, he's gay you know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (gu0hJ)

387 Hakeem Jeffries can choke on a fat dick
Posted by: Elric the Blade
+++
Hakeem Jeffries looks exactly like a warmed over corpse.
Has anyone ever checked to see if he has a pulse?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (Lo97M)

388 354 Because if Somalis have violent protests over Ilhan Omar does anyone think that either Tim Walz or Jacob Frey would do a darn thing? I guess Trump would have to send in people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hopefully to surround the city, let it burn to the ground, deport anyone still alive, salt the earth and leave that as a lesson to never vote for Democrats again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 23, 2026 09:27 AM (Dv3i1)

389 4) Just to be clear, are you really really really supergay like willing to suck a dog dick supergay

Haram!!!

Posted by: NYC at April 23, 2026 09:28 AM (JCZqz)

390 >>Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

But will it be "Germans"?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 09:28 AM (5xoct)

391 144, problem is Roberts isn't leaving anytime soon.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 23, 2026 09:28 AM (BCuCF)

392 > Stephen A. Smith Says Golfers and NASCAR Drivers Don’t Qualify as Athletes
---------
Who?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 09:29 AM (jehhT)

393 Three tankers seized by US.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2026 09:29 AM (GuWgs)

394 VA Redistricting
No
53% of election day votes
Yes
47%
es
53% of early in person votes
No
47%
Yes
73% of early by mail votes
No
27%

IMPOSSIBLE without cheating

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

395 >>Hakeem Jeffries looks exactly like a warmed over corpse.
Has anyone ever checked to see if he has a pulse?


Right?
His flat affect is worse than most aged Hollywood actresses who've been dabbling in botox for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 09:30 AM (5xoct)

396 In golfing skill trumps fitness levels.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:31 AM (cWLG3)

397 I saw Hung Cao play the lead in Bull Durham off Broadway in 2018.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 23, 2026 09:31 AM (W5mpo)

398 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 23, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

399 Eromero,

Prayers for comfort and peace during this long procedure and for God's grace and healing!❤️‍🩹
🙏

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 23, 2026 09:31 AM (VCgbV)

400 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 09:31 AM (IXZGh)

401 Hakeem Jeffries looks exactly like a warmed over corpse.
Has anyone ever checked to see if he has a pulse?


Right?
His flat affect is worse than most aged Hollywood actresses who've been dabbling in botox for decades.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2026 09:30 AM (5xoct)



He honestly looks like a zombie that's a couple of weeks old.

Has anybody checked this guy for maggots?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2026 09:31 AM (iJfKG)

402 394 Three tankers seized by US.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2026 09:29 AM (GuWgs)
---
I hope we pounced before seizing.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 23, 2026 09:32 AM (cWLG3)

403 "Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039"

Helluva centennial

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 23, 2026 09:32 AM (W5mpo)

404 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

405 Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Hung Cao tonight

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 09:32 AM (/+uur)

406 I will certainly do that . How long does each individual treatment last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2026 08:50 AM
This one’s six hours, Fen.

Posted by: Eromero


Yikes. Puts my half-hour per day radiation treatments from a while back in perspective. Prayers up for y'all.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 23, 2026 09:34 AM (OUMaO)

407 Looks like a 5% increase in republican turnout would have ended the Va referendum. But, as we all know, too many MAGA won’t go vote unless Trump is on the ballot because reasons.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 23, 2026 09:34 AM (jt/rW)

408 >> Stephen A. Smith Says Golfers and NASCAR Drivers Don’t Qualify as Athletes
-----

you're an athlete if you can get killed doing your sport

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

409 The GOP of which you are a member was not unprepared for the vote. It went just how they wanted. It was too close in fact. A wider margin buys them more cover when the vote with Dems.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 23, 2026 09:42 AM (cS1cw)

410 Germany Plans to Be Europe’s Strongest Military By 2039

Dust off the plans for the DKM Graf Zeppelin!

Is this like planning to be the tallest midget?

Posted by: far cry at April 23, 2026 09:45 AM (wXgT/)

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