Found Family Cafe

Kyoto
@da_frames

You know those Mouse commercials from Japan? The "idol" group featured there is called Nogizaka46, and they've done a lot of commercials. It's amazing -- they're obviously alluring, and yet they're not presenting themselves as America pop princesses do, like they're, what's the word, Dirty Trash Scabcrotch Dirthookers.

Hugs are better than drugs. Do you hear that, JackStraw?

Healthy at any size.

Nibbles McGee.

Cats: We sleep in all sorts of alarming positions. Babies: Hold our beer.

Probably AI but you got me.

Changing seasons on the snap.

Puppy and baby grow up together.

Hooboy, those truck emergency turn-off lanes are not just there for show.

Please don’t stop.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/1v1TaHTw1w
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 23, 2026

Dog loves to play with a ball.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/AnmWsMS7f5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 23, 2026

How a German Shepherd helped a rescued, scared kitten feel loved again. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/A3L5rU0m5t
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 23, 2026

Wherever you feel you belong, that's your family. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7eQpxqudFP
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 23, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM

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1 Time warp?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM (9gKa/)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Woo-Hoo … FURST!

Posted by: Dr_No at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM (ayRl+)

4 Owls are cool.

Not as cute and loveable as sea otters, but they are pretty awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 07:47 PM (8nL0V)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LdBR/)

6 Nooded

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:48 PM (9gKa/)

7 The NFL draft has begun

punk-looking chick singing the Anthem- long version- at this pace she'll need about 7 minutes

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 07:49 PM (ZxPkt)

8 Looks like it could be Ponto-cho in Kyoto. Great area. One of my all-time best meals there.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:49 PM (U/Byj)

9 Hugs are better than drugs. Do you hear that, JackStraw?
________
But I didn't see anyone hugging a salmon.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:50 PM (AlhUl)

10 Wherever you feel you belong, that's your family.

Cats will do anything to for a warm spot. I've read that a cat's "chosen one" in the house, the one whose lap they're always jumping into, is simply the person who radiates the most body heat, which cats can sense.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf)

11 Ace, God luv ya, your previous thread's Freddy Mercury Richard Gere Hamster Brooks Brother Rod Stewart stomach pump, etc., commentary compelled me to hit the tip jar. You maniac. Don't ever stop.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 23, 2026 07:52 PM (hyS0X)

12 How can the cafe be up when I'm not done reading Quick Hits?Slow down, Ace, I can't keep up!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026 07:53 PM (nz1sK)

13 dirthooker sounds like an oilwell worker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 07:53 PM (diia5)

14 Thank you, Mr. O'Spades!

That German Shepard is how President Obama made all us kittens feel!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at April 23, 2026 07:54 PM (wEV9z)

15

Our Shih Tzu sleeps with us.

Our Chigi who spent most of her early life in a shelter will only sleep in her crate.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 07:55 PM (3ek7K)

16 Those lil smooshed up babies are in the position they were in while in the womb.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 07:55 PM (hftzA)

17 16. Well that was a clunky sentence! Ha!

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 07:56 PM (hftzA)

18 You know those Mouse commercials from Japan? The "idol" group featured there is called Nogizaka46, and they've done a lot of commercials. It's amazing -- they're obviously alluring, and yet they're not presenting themselves as America pop princesses do, like they're, what's the word, Dirty Trash Scabcrotch Dirthookers.

They're contractually required to present themselves as exactly the opposite, usually. If the paparazzi ever photos an "Idol" on a date with someone, their career is over. They "graduate" from their idol group and maybe move on to a "normal" music career. Or they just vanish from the public eye and become a housewife.

That's the starting premise of the anime "Oshi No Ko." An idol gets pregnant, and has to go into hiding for several months (from when she starts "showing"), and then has to raise her children in secret.

And then it gets worse.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)

19 Costs a bunch to use those 'stop ramps'!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 23, 2026 07:56 PM (YBtcQ)

20 Brody was a huge help with the last two bottle baby kittens. He would lick them as a mother cat would do after every feeding.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (DIbRX)

21 Wherever you feel you belong, that's your family.

==

that is frigging AI!! That cat is dinner! with so many chicks...dinner! That is not raptor behavior, to snuggle up to cats!! that is the most ridiculous thing I saw this week!

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

22 they're obviously alluring, and yet they're not presenting themselves as America pop princesses do, like they're, what's the word, Dirty Trash Scabcrotch Dirthookers.
-ace

So you've noticed Sabrina Carpenter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

23 FBI investigating soldier who participated in Maduro raid making $400K off a $30K bet on Polymarket that Maduro would be removed from power.

Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (U/Byj)

24 I remember the cats sleeping often looked like they were dreaming of running

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

25 The owl(s) and the pussy cat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)

26 Reef has been scratching up a storm. Benadryl did not help, so bath. He fought at first but then he settled down.

Thank God the bathroom is tile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

27 The Good, the Bad, and the Furry.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhcm54p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (ndZc7)

28 The owl(s) and the pussy cat.

==
fake news, fake poem

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (GD0B3)

29 Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (U/Byj)

Oh, man. Insider trading is bad, but I want this guy to get a pass.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

30 Continued from an earlier thread, more muggle singles from the early Twentieth Century:

"I'm Gonna Get High"
youtube.com/watch?v=Sls5ixhK_AU
"Save the Roach for Me"
youtube.com/watch?v=RKqWniRoR54
"Light Up"
youtube.com/watch?v=XOU8KxGdhzM

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (N8ZBc)

31 Oh, man. Insider trading is bad, but I want this guy to get a pass.

==

huh, I want him to hang...

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:01 PM (GD0B3)

32 Willowed from previous thread.
276 Closed casket? Of course we'll put you into your fine new suit.
Posted by: Undertakers doing some taking at April 23, 2026 07:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

For an hour.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 07:53 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

33 FBI investigating soldier who participated in Maduro raid making $400K off a $30K bet on Polymarket that Maduro would be removed from power.

Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid

Today, on "You Bet Your Life....."

Posted by: zombie Groucho Marx at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (VHUov)

34 80%. Dare we hope???

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

35 I remember the cats sleeping often looked like they were dreaming of running
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

Ajax would do that. All four paws would twitch, then his mouth would start twitching. I'd say 'caught that squirrel, huh?'

He actually had one cold once. Took off luke a bolt, the squirrel did not see him. Ajax pulled up and let him get away.

He was a good boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

36 Eromero, continued prayers for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (DIbRX)

37 Aww...smol bunneh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:03 PM (Wnv9h)

38 FBI investigating soldier who participated in Maduro raid making $400K off a $30K bet on Polymarket that Maduro would be removed from power.

Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (U/Byj)

My biggest concern is the potential for a disastrous security breach. Defrauding a scummy online casino by betting on what you know to be a sure thing? meh

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 08:04 PM (utfVc)

39 that is frigging AI!! That cat is dinner! with so many chicks...dinner! That is not raptor behavior, to snuggle up to cats!! that is the most ridiculous thing I saw this week!
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

I agree, but that mama owl would have eviscerated the cat forthwith. Birds are scary as fuck-all.

The owls are not what they seem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 23, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

40 Time warp?
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM

Again?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:05 PM (Wnv9h)

41 38 Concur.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:06 PM (N8ZBc)

42
punk-looking chick singing the Anthem- long version- at this pace she'll need about 7 minutes
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 07:49 PM (ZxPkt)

___________

I hate singers who make the National Anthem a blank canvas for their "artistry". Jim Cornelison. Robert Merrill. Those should be the models for how to sing it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:06 PM (tgvbd)

43 No Asian Jumping Worm Cafe? 😉

Like the top photograph of Kyoto, Japan. 👍

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

44 Breaking News: Boston Red Sox fans (and you know who you are) are extremely upset after discovering that the souvenir stands are also selling New York Yankees-branded merchandise, and are calling for sanctions against Red Sox owner John Henry.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 23, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

45 Hadrian. Hear Hear.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 08:08 PM (DIbRX)

46 The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:09 PM (ZxPkt)

47 Birds are dinosaurs, direct line. They are the only dinosaurs that survived the [whatever happened 60 million years ago, the science is not settled]. You can clearly see it in raptors. Eagles, hawks.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:10 PM (GD0B3)

48 Time warp?
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM

Again?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:05 PM

It's just a jump to the left.

Posted by: The Criminologist at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

49
Roger Doucet singing O Canada

https://youtu.be/g-IQQwWNuvc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (tgvbd)

50 Huge boos for Roger Goodell in Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (CNl8/)

51
Hugs are better than drugs.

That's a base calumny! You'll be hearing from our lawyers!

-- members of Amalgamated Coke Salmon Workers Local 268

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (xG4kz)

52 Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (N8ZBc)

Years ago, I picked up Larry "Ratso" Sloman's book "Reefer Madness: The History of Marijuana in America" at a used bookstore. Has a long section on muggles songs with lyrical excerpts.

I kept saying "oh that can't be real" and then I'd find it on youtube and it was real.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (gtcuf)

53 52 Yeah, there are dozens of them on YT, so I'll stop now.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:12 PM (N8ZBc)

54 Everyone's know Mendoza's going to be a Raidah since at least February. Just get on with it.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf)

55
And Kate Smith singing God Bless America

https://youtu.be/6pZ1brENIjw

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:13 PM (tgvbd)

56 The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:09 PM (ZxPkt)

So, it's like sex then?

Posted by: First! at April 23, 2026 08:14 PM (wVcYX)

57 "The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds"

Three verses makes it a challenge.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:14 PM (N8ZBc)

58
Three verses makes it a challenge.
Posted by: gp

_________

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
⁠Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
⁠As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (tgvbd)

59 Through a strange accident of fate about two years ago, I've found myself enjoying kpop more than I ever thought I could, and it's partly because some of the songs are jams, and partly because the girls are distinctly feminine. And so unlike the vile bs trash they have turned pop American women into.

The "hip hop" vibe (ahem) has attempted infiltrate and colonize it of course - lots of dirty trash ghetto girlboss stuff making its way in. But this one's good and they are talented dancers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpvj6wst

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (vE0+H)

60 Oh, the peasants are complaining? Sorry I can't hear them in my sealed booth which they can't afford, being peasants.
[snooty aristocrat gif from Twilight here]

Posted by: Roger G at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

61 >>>11 Ace, God luv ya, your previous thread's Freddy Mercury Richard Gere Hamster Brooks Brother Rod Stewart stomach pump, etc., commentary compelled me to hit the tip jar. You maniac. Don't ever stop.

thanks man! I was hoping that would have gone over better. Pearls before swine &c.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (1wjle)

62 55
And Kate Smith singing God Bless America

https://youtu.be/6pZ1brENIjw
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

👍 A mainstay in Philly for years. However, in April 2019, the Philadelphia Flyers (NHL) and the New York Yankees (MLB) stopped playing Kate Smith’s famous rendition of “God Bless America” to align with modern inclusion values.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (NFX2v)

63 The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:09 PM (ZxPkt)

So, it's like sex then?
Posted by: First! at April 23, 2026 08:14 PM

That includes the time to fall asleep, right?

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at April 23, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

64 "The "hip hop" vibe (ahem) has attempted infiltrate and colonize it of course - lots of dirty trash ghetto girlboss stuff making its way in."

That's what ruined Bollywood content for me.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:18 PM (N8ZBc)

65
Piss on "modern inclusion values".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:18 PM (tgvbd)

66 Many Philadelphiaians were not happy that next day

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (Ia/+0)

67 >>So you've noticed Sabrina Carpenter?

that's who I was thinking of. But Katy Perry too.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (1wjle)

68 Sometimes the salmon hugs you first

Posted by: Ruby Rose at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

69 Ace, God luv ya, your previous thread's Freddy Mercury Richard Gere Hamster Brooks Brother Rod Stewart stomach pump, etc., commentary compelled me to hit the tip jar. You maniac. Don't ever stop.
------------------

WAIT WHAT DID I MISS

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:20 PM (vE0+H)

70 WAIT WHAT DID I MISS
Posted by: ...

One of the Quick Hits.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 08:21 PM (VHUov)

71 thanks man! I was hoping that would have gone over better. Pearls before swine &c.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM

That post got forwarded. I'm still laughing at it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)

72 65
Piss on "modern inclusion values".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

66 Many Philadelphians were not happy that next day
Posted by: Skip

Indeed. But the politicians never cared what everyone thought then, and now they care even less.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM (NFX2v)

73 the girls are distinctly feminine. And so unlike the vile bs trash they have turned pop American women into.

-
Two kinds of women. Price beyond rubies and price below dog shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM (ndZc7)

74 Oh, say can you sing from the start to the end
What so proudly you stand for with orchestras playing?
While the whole congregation with voices that blend
Strike the grand hym and then torture and slay it?
Tis the Star Bangled Banner they're trying to sing
But they don't know the words to the precious old thing.
How they bellow and shout when they're first starting out,
But the dawn's early light finds them floundering about.
Tis a thin line of heroes that manage to save
the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Wenda at April 23, 2026 08:23 PM (JwoD2)

75 Ace you're a funny fuck. On fire this last few weeks - since you were sick? Did you get some kind of vaccine? Did they finally inject you with a sense of humor? What will they think of next...

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)

76 "DOJ: U.S. soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to win $400K+ betting on Nicolás Maduro’s removal; faces up to 60 years in prison, prosecutors seeking to seize proceeds

good

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (GD0B3)

77
That German Shepherd has earned "Whoza good dog?" for life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (xG4kz)

78 >>>Like the top photograph of Kyoto, Japan. 👍

thanks, it's a good one

i dont know what the asian jumping worm is

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

79 that's who I was thinking of. But Katy Perry too.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (1wjle)

I wondered if Ruby was thinking of all the passengers Perry's mish had had by that point when she was getting face humped?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

80 i dont know what the asian jumping worm is

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

You see, when an asian worm and a jumping worm love each other very much....

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:26 PM (vE0+H)

81 Ace you're a funny fuck. On fire this last few weeks - since you were sick? Did you get some kind of vaccine? Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:23 PM

Varnish fumes. The next big thing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2026 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

82 Two kinds of women. Price beyond rubies and price below dog shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM

*looks around the Peoples' Republic*

Well...f*ck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (Wnv9h)

83 U.S. soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to win $400K+ betting on Nicolás Maduro’s removal

-
Oh, Rob!
- Laura

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7)

84 The Official Unofficial AOSHQ Mascot had a spa day today. He was blowing his coat so the groomer helped him finish out his shed. He is shiny and clean in his summer outfit.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pZEOD)

85 Cats: We sleep in all sorts of alarming positions.

Well, cats are a liquid.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)

86 >>WAIT WHAT DID I MISS

ace has the hots for Eric Schmidt.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

87 78. i dont know what the asian jumping worm is
Posted by: ace

J.J.'s Morning Report - (In part) Aside from Democrats, speaking of invasive parasitic worms that destroy everything in their path:

A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert. Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State. . . The worms are easy to spot, and hard to forget.

But babies, dogs, cats, etc. Cafes are always a delight & a very good end of the day.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (NFX2v)

88 He is shiny and clean in his summer outfit.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pZEOD)

His summer outfit?

Oh, no. Soup is gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

89 I'm not kidding but the sexual assault woman running for Congress - isn't that a resume enhancer for those who conspire to be our betters?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (vE0+H)

90 I wondered if Ruby was thinking of all the passengers Perry's mish had had by that point when she was getting face humped?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That was a big thing in GenX when The Eighties Disease was makin' the rounds.
Something like "You're a good girl. You'd never be intimate with a whole city. You think you're being intimate with one person. That one person had twelve partners before you. Each of them had twelve partners. Do the math and use protection."

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (gKWVE)

91 ace has the hots for Eric Schmidt.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

I guess thats less invasive than Kurt Eichenwald. Or Cenk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

92 Healthy at any size.

Attack of the 50' Woman, guinea pig edition.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 08:31 PM (VHUov)

93
He is shiny and clean in his summer outfit.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pZEOD)

___________

He'll be much happier and more comfortable in his summer coat. I know Dan and Sonny perked up after their bath and blow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (tgvbd)

94 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)

95 His summer outfit?

Oh, no. Soup is gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April

Gasp! He is not! He is amazingly manly and handsome in a dog that looks like a stuffed animal kind of way!

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (pZEOD)

96 I guess thats less invasive than Kurt Eichenwald. Or Cenk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

No one tell Eichenwald about the asian jumping worm.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (vE0+H)

97 Appropriate that the Star Spangled Banner music was from a well known pub song.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (kxLc1)

98 This is interesting:

Texas voter IDs are integers. Whole numbers. No decimals, ever. The Bexar County primary poll book contained 4,110 IDs like this:

1,253,115,467.79993

That alone proves something fishy. But the math goes further — and it’s airtight.

When those 4,110 records are sorted in order, the spacing between every consecutive pair is 22,084.82189 — the same non-integer value, repeating 4,109 times.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (0U5gm)

99 Probably best to warn the worms about Kurt Eichenwald.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (gKWVE)

100 What technology do you believe already exists but "they" haven't told us about (and is still a secret)...?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (vE0+H)

101 The Owl and the Pussycat is a lovely poem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 08:34 PM (A5RD0)

102 41 hundred seems like small potatoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

103 98 This is interesting:

Texas voter IDs are integers. Whole numbers. No decimals, ever. The Bexar County primary poll book contained 4,110 IDs like this:

1,253,115,467.79993

That alone proves something fishy. But the math goes further — and it’s airtight.

When those 4,110 records are sorted in order, the spacing between every consecutive pair is 22,084.82189 — the same non-integer value, repeating 4,109 times.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (0U5gm)
That's some sick cheating maths right there.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

104 More on Bexar County - San Antonio:

Every one of these fractional IDs was created after polls closed — and we can prove it from the IDs themselves. The gap value of 22,084.82189 was derived from the alphabetical positions of specific voters within the completed check-in list. Those positions cannot be known until every voter has checked in and the full list is in hand. The fractional IDs could not have existed before the genuine list existed. They are timestamped by their own construction.

The records were not random fabrications. Each was anchored to a real registered voter. 735 real people each had 5 or 6 synthetic duplicates generated in their name — up to 4,110 fraudulent ballot opportunities in a single county primary, executed by someone with back-end write access to the poll book system.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (0U5gm)

105 I'm no Katy Perry fan but it's ridiculous to file a police report for getting tea bagged over a decade ago.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (kxLc1)

106 ratched, quality Learing there

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (gKWVE)

107 Huh. Why did we move away from paper ballots again? And the old die bold cuchunk machines?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)

108 The babies sleeping in weird positions reminds me of Pooky and Pookette. When she was three months old, she conked out in his lap (as she often did), and he did too. They twitched the *exact* same way at the *exact* same time. She's also adopted all his weird sleeping positions, like the one where he's on his back with his right ankle propped up on his left knee. It's utterly uncanny.

Posted by: pookysgirl sleeps like a normal adult at April 23, 2026 08:37 PM (Wt5PA)

109 I know Dan and Sonny perked up after their bath and blow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Don't we all?

Posted by: somebody had to say it at April 23, 2026 08:37 PM (VHUov)

110 107 Huh. Why did we move away from paper ballots again? And the old die bold cuchunk machines?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)
One man, one vote was too honest.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

111 only problem with Owl and Pussycat is that kitties' taste buds do not register sweetness. so they disdain honey.
Contrast... my dog 20 years ago or so, who would scarf down all the chocolate she could get. Actually built a tolerance for it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

112 Art @ Zarkfiles provided that information on San Antonio to Ken Paxton's office.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:39 PM (0U5gm)

113 "DOJ: U.S. soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to win $400K+ betting on Nicolás Maduro’s removal; faces up to 60 years in prison, prosecutors seeking to seize proceeds

They should ding him for taxes too.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 23, 2026 08:40 PM (W5mpo)

114

Lots of guys perk up after they are blown.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (3ek7K)

115

Lots of guys perk up after they are blown.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (3ek7K)

116 Here is an informative article about the Texas voting thing. I found a bunch of crap and one very long obviously chatgpt generated article about this but this one to my untrained eye appears to contain actual information, and is VERY interesting:

http://alturl.com/yanu6

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (vE0+H)

117 You said getting blown twice.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

118 The key:

"The injection mechanism is elegant and deliberately concealed. Poll pad systems suppress decimal display for voter ID fields because no legitimate ID has a fractional component, so poll workers would have seen the synthetic records displayed as ordinary integers, indistinguishable from real ones. Each of the 4,110 records would have generated a ballot. Once cast, those ballots are anonymous and irretrievable. The fractional component also functions as a precise deletion key: a single database query filtering for non-integer State IDs would return exactly these records and no others, leaving the permanent voter roll showing 735 legitimate voters who each voted once — with no surviving trace of the fraud.

That deletion appears to have occurred. On or before February 25, 2026, all 14 CSV files in the Bexar County early voting dataset were simultaneously replaced in a synchronized 78-second automated batch operation. All 14 files are now clean. The original injected file survives only because it was captured and distributed to precinct chairs on February 19, before the cleanup."

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

119
Yes I did. Internet here is wonky.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

120 I like getting blown.

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at April 23, 2026 08:46 PM (2Ez/1)

121

We've been blown two days in a row here in SW Wyoming.

The wind has been awful.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:47 PM (3ek7K)

122
2nd period
Carolina, 1 - Ottawa, 0

I cannot sufficiently emphasize the importance to national security of eliminating all Canadian teams as soon as possible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:47 PM (tgvbd)

123 Well, let's play chess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

124
The owl and the pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat.
They took some honey
And plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five pound note.

Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at April 23, 2026 08:49 PM (2Ez/1)

125 First thing Andy Cuomo did was get rid of New York’s mechanical lever voting machines. State got bluer every election.

Posted by: Accomack at April 23, 2026 08:50 PM (8jVAy)

126 Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

I wonder if this affected Brandon Herrera's primary. He got to a runoff position, but it looked like Tony Gonzales was going to put up a fight. Then the story of the suicide of Tony's staffer took off, and Tony wound up resigning. Which screwed over the voters, because there's probably not going to be a special election and therefore they're without representation for seven months.

Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for the tornado watch expiring at April 23, 2026 08:51 PM (Wt5PA)

127 I want to propose to President Trump that I travel to Iran and meet with the Gayatollah.

I think we could resolve all the issues by comparing Oral Techniques...

Cackle ............... Cackle ............ Cackle.......

Posted by: Kami Harris at April 23, 2026 08:51 PM (38587)

128 110 107 Huh. Why did we move away from paper ballots again? And the old die bold cuchunk machines?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)
One man, one vote was too honest.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

I voted on a paper ballot. Granted, it was printed from a machine but it produced a paper ballot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 08:52 PM (T6aVk)

129 Oh, a side note:

Johnny Somali decided to appeal. Plus the prosecutor is also appealing for a tougher sentence. So he is not going to the fun, happy work prison, but a more... pound me in the ass prison.

Is it wrong to be happy about others stupidity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

130

pookysgirl,

I am praying for you. May God bless you with another child.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:53 PM (3ek7K)

131 Johnny Somali decided to appeal. Plus the prosecutor is also appealing for a tougher sentence

The peepee, it will be whacked.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:53 PM (gKWVE)

132 I voted on a paper ballot. Granted, it was printed from a machine but it produced a paper ballot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 08:52 PM (T6aVk)
I voted for Richard Nixon that way in 72.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

133 Kentucky uses paper ballots. But they are scanned in. But we also have voter ID.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

134 Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for the tornado watch expiring at April 23, 2026 08:51 PM (Wt5PA)

Legit suicide, or....

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:55 PM (vE0+H)

135 Sadly, I missed the last thread with this report NEWS YOU CAN USE: Salmon given cocaine work harder than those without cocaine, according to researchers at the University of No Fuckin' Duh, Chester.

But I've stumbled across a YouTube channel with interesting science experiments that might interest some of you:

For example, this guy tested plant intelligence, memory and decision-making, which seems to exist, and is diminished when the plant is anesthesized. https://tinyurl.com/4uxz9ms2

Or this little kid's experiments with caterpillars, showing they retain memories after metamorphosizing into butterflies, which had been assumed not to be the case. https://tinyurl.com/2fyyskxn

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 23, 2026 08:56 PM (ycI94)

136 Iirc, she set herself on fire.

She was married...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

137 Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:53 PM (3ek7K)

Aww, thank you! Prayers are always appreciated. I did my retest of HcG yesterday and the number was so high that people are asking me if there's more than one baby in there. We'll see! #twoweeks

Posted by: pookysgirl will take whatever God gives her at April 23, 2026 08:58 PM (Wt5PA)

138 huh, I want him to hang...
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:01 PM (GD0B3)

My biggest concern is the potential for a disastrous security breach. Defrauding a scummy online casino by betting on what you know to be a sure thing? meh
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 08:04 PM (utfVc)

You guys are right, of course. Sometimes I don't think things through.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 23, 2026 08:58 PM (zYpTz)

139

Children are awesome. Well, some days, lol.

I've been following your story and you and Pooky are awesome parents and may God bless you both with more children.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:00 PM (3ek7K)

140 98 This is interesting:

Texas voter IDs are integers. Whole numbers. No decimals, ever. The Bexar County primary poll book contained 4,110 IDs like this:

1,253,115,467.79993

That alone proves something fishy. But the math goes further — and it’s airtight.

When those 4,110 records are sorted in order, the spacing between every consecutive pair is 22,084.82189 — the same non-integer value, repeating 4,109 times.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (0U5gm)
That's some sick cheating maths right there.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

I don't truly understand this but it makes me mad and I think it's legit proof of something very fishy. Gov. Abbott and Dan Patrick and others will probably understand it better than I and will do something about it.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2026 09:01 PM (lCppi)

141 For example, this guy tested plant intelligence, memory and decision-making, which seems to exist, and is diminished when the plant is anesthesized. https://tinyurl.com/4uxz9ms2
---------------

Whether true or not it's still funny because this has long been my argument to all these "political" vegetarians.

"What happens to a plant when you pull it out of the ground? It DIES."

Your plants were once ALIVE, dumbshit. You are a killer.

SALAD IS MURDER.

Although I'm usually a little more intellectual about it. A bit less aggressive too because I'm actually a real teddy bear.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 09:02 PM (vE0+H)

142 “Storage Wars” star Darrell Sheets reportedly died Wednesday from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2026 09:05 PM (O7XEN)

143 Real or AI? A guy tames a wild Manul cat. Hard to believe.
youtube.com/watch?v=A8w4-5D6M6k

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 09:12 PM (N8ZBc)

144 Paper ballots (serial numbered, unique, all accounted for, including unvoted ones). In-person voting except for very rigorously verified absentee. One day. No electronics in tabulation. No electronics, period. Hand count or electro-mechanical (like the FL machines that perfectly accurately counted the 2000 presidential votes, the first time).

No "curing" of ballots (FFS, what an idiotic idea, incredible it ever existed). Voters who can't properly fill out a paper ballot don't deserve their vote to be counted. Obviously.

We're done. Oh - total transparency, in this internet and electronics can be useful. All polling places, all tabulation operations, on webcams open to all. Emails from precincts/districts/counties, whatever, related to actual vote tabulations are public, posted on a website when they're sent.

This (apart from the webcam part) will allow the US to *catch up* with 95% of the world where real elections take place. Currently we have a system less secure, and less deserving of confidence, than all but the worst/diciest 3rd wold s**tholes.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 09:14 PM (U/Byj)

145 SALAD IS MURDER.

Although I'm usually a little more intellectual about it. A bit less aggressive too because I'm actually a real teddy bear.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 09:02 PM (vE0+H)

https://youtu.be/KmK0bZl4ILM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:20 PM (utfVc)

146 If your day was kinda crappy, it probably wasn't this crappy

@Breaking911 1h
WATCH: Spanish paratroopers accidentally destroyed a €600,000 armored vehicle during a training exercise when a rigging failure caused it to fall from the aircraft during an airdrop.
x.com/Breaking911/status/2047470082125680819

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 09:20 PM (diia5)

147 pookysgirl will take whatever God gives her

Rooting for you, Pookysgirl.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026 09:22 PM (nz1sK)

148 "destroyed a €600,000 armored vehicle"

Pffft. How good could the armor have been if all you have to do to destroy it is to drop it from an aircraft? #armorbetter

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 09:23 PM (N8ZBc)

149 I expect the Spanish paratroopers to be wearing fly suits and be chased by a giant flyswatter.
While shouting “Ay Caramba!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 09:23 PM (yGkmH)

150 It makes you start to wonder how much tinkering with the primary vote these cocksuckers do.

It seems like a no trainer, so there has to be some reason they are trying to kill it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

151 x.com/Breaking911/status/2047470082125680819
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 09:20 PM (diia5)

Blowed up real good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:24 PM (utfVc)

152

youtube.com/watch?v=LSYGIljR6sQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 23, 2026 09:25 PM (LA6Ib)

153 Trump is hinting that there was something very interesting on that Iranian freighter that was seized on Monday, something more than just chemicals. He just smiled when asked what it was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 09:25 PM (yGkmH)

154 Evenin’. All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:26 PM (77rzZ)

155
Spanish paratroopers accidentally destroyed a €600,000 armored vehicle during a training exercise when a rigging failure caused it to fall from the aircraft during an airdrop.

_________

Slightly dented. Sold as is. No warranty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 09:26 PM (tgvbd)

156 Rig an Osprey with one of those big junkyard electromagnets, fly out, nab an 'armored' vehicle, proceed to see how good it floats.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 09:27 PM (N8ZBc)

157

Bulg,

Did you have a good day??

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:27 PM (3ek7K)

158 "He just smiled when asked what it was."

Forty thousand kilos of MSG. Heartburn precursor chemical.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 09:28 PM (N8ZBc)

159 153>>>Trump is hinting that there was something very interesting on that Iranian freighter that was seized on Monday, something more than just chemicals. He just smiled when asked what it was.

Was it Jeffery Epstein?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026 09:28 PM (nz1sK)

160 Aliens?

I bet it was aliens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 09:30 PM (zZu0s)

161 157. Heh. I went to my leading center to shadow one of the SAT prep tutors, but the student ended up not showing up. So I rescheduled my shadowing for Sunday morning.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

162 'Evidence that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

163

I saw something today about Epstein. Some asshat said Epstein is still alive.

Who knows.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:31 PM (3ek7K)

164 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

I've been pretty certain that many of the Repubs have been "rigged" into office through dirty primaries. It was the only thing that made sense as to why they all kept shtum after the very obvious lift in 2020 as the D's set about burning us down. There was NO reason for a single R cocksucker to even show up to office one time, yet they all carried on, most of them business as usual.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 09:31 PM (vE0+H)

165 157 So, to answer your question, I did have a good day, because I got out of the house.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)

166 Slightly dented. Sold as is. No warranty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Bring a giant spatula.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 09:32 PM (diia5)

167 Watching the NFL draft. Noticing how many of the 1st rounders are 1)taking a knee and pointing to heaven, 2)crossing themselves, and 3)even offering "glory to God" in the interview.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at April 23, 2026 09:33 PM (7kJyR)

168

Bulg,

I hope the job works out well for you. You are a fount of history and it needs to be shared.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:34 PM (3ek7K)

169 167 I find the mixing of athletics and religion extremely distasteful.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

170 If your day was kinda crappy, it probably wasn't this crappy

@Breaking911 1h
WATCH: Spanish paratroopers accidentally destroyed a €600,000 armored vehicle during a training exercise when a rigging failure caused it to fall from the aircraft during an airdrop.
x.com/Breaking911/status/2047470082125680819

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 09:20 PM (diia5)

A friend of mine was in the 82nd airborne in the very late 70s to earlier 80's. He was telling about the base he was stationed at. He said all the air drop fuckups were parked along the side of the road heading into the base entrance. I don't remember the name of the base.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2026 09:35 PM (snZF9)

171 62 55
And Kate Smith singing God Bless America

https://youtu.be/6pZ1brENIjw
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

👍 A mainstay in Philly for years. However, in April 2019, the Philadelphia Flyers (NHL) and the New York Yankees (MLB) stopped playing Kate Smith’s famous rendition of “God Bless America” to align with modern inclusion values.
Posted by: L - No nic

All because it came out that Kate Smith sang a very racist song. It was a duet. Her partner was Paul Robeson, a civil rights icon and unrepentant Stalinist. The song was mocking racism. I don't recall the song. Our 'betters' are very stupid but do know how to destroy and rip civilization apart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 23, 2026 09:36 PM (EweRc)

172 Watching the NFL draft. Noticing how many of the 1st rounders are 1)taking a knee and pointing to heaven, 2)crossing themselves, and 3)even offering "glory to God" in the interview.

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at April 23, 2026 09:33 PM (7kJyR)

Noticed that too.
Good to see.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2026 09:36 PM (2WIwB)

173 Bulg, do you get paid even if the student doesn't show?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026 09:36 PM (nz1sK)

174 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:20 PM (utfVc)

Ah the good old days. Not that I ever saw that.

Incidentally, I still resent that google took "dates" away from us. "19 years ago": What a useless inversion of a simple truth. What is so hard about "December 21, 2006".

We are headed screaming into endless present in which the party is always right.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 09:36 PM (vE0+H)

175 Trump is hinting that there was something very interesting on that Iranian freighter that was seized on Monday, something more than just chemicals. He just smiled when asked what it was.
-
The Guthrie woman?

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2026 09:36 PM (vSvIl)

176 Hate it when that happens.

Posted by: The Riggers at April 23, 2026 09:37 PM (2Ez/1)

177 A friend of mine was in the 82nd airborne in the very late 70s to earlier 80's. He was telling about the base he was stationed at. He said all the air drop fuckups were parked along the side of the road heading into the base entrance. I don't remember the name of the base.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

That would be Ft. Bragg.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:38 PM (hftzA)

178 168 Thank you, Four Seasons. I hope so, too.

How are you doing?

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:38 PM (77rzZ)

179

Bulg,

We're good. The last two days we have been blown, high winds.

A lot of guys wish they could get blown two days in a row, lmao.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:40 PM (3ek7K)

180 Heh. I went to my leading center to shadow one of the SAT prep tutors, but the student ended up not showing up. So I rescheduled my shadowing for Sunday morning.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

I hope you are dressing appropriately, black slouch hat, and black cape with crimson lining.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:40 PM (utfVc)

181 Trump is hinting that there was something very interesting on that Iranian freighter that was seized on Monday, something more than just chemicals. He just smiled when asked what it was.

Aliens, and they have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 23, 2026 09:41 PM (EweRc)

182 173 Well, I’m supposedly getting paid for my training. So, I guess that I get paid if I show up for the training, even if the kid doesn’t.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:41 PM (77rzZ)

183 I’ve been saying Epstein isn’t dead for years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 09:41 PM (A5RD0)

184 There’s a famous YouTube video where some rigger cut the straps when the army was doing test drops of humvees from a C-130. Impressive splat when they hit the ground, although since he had to video it and then post it and laugh about it, the guy responsible got caught and busted hard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 09:42 PM (yGkmH)

185 YOU WANT GOD IN THE HUDDLE IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09:42 PM (ZxPkt)

186 Evenin’. All.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:26 PM

Evenin', Bulg.

You coming to the NoVaMoMe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 09:43 PM (Wnv9h)

187

nurse, I also think so.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:43 PM (3ek7K)

188 180 AOP, my wife has become my costume designer. Made me new t-shirts, a new belt, etc. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

189
169 167 I find the mixing of athletics and religion extremely distasteful.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:35 PM (77rzZ

It’s not mixing Bulg, if Jesus is overlayed in their entire life. It’s who they are, and giving Glory for being able to use the gifts God bestowed on them is the right thing to do. Jesus being at the center of these men’s lives, and others who aren’t sports figures, may very well be what saves our country.

I have had to grow into this perspective- I was definitely one of those go to Church Sunday, I did my due diligence. But that is the entirely wrong lens, Jesus expects us to worship and learn in a church setting, but he also expects us to apply that in how we live. We will get it wrong, of course, but we should get back up and try again.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:45 PM (Dd38x)

190 YOU WANT GOD IN THE HUDDLE IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES
Posted by: Don Black

Time for a hail Mary!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 09:45 PM (ndZc7)

191 I'm at work. The NFL Draft is on. I need to visit Pittsburgh when I go visit the parental units next month. Haven't been to downtown Pittsburgh since the late 80s.

Also, I still hate Mel Kiper. Can't put my finger on exactly why, I just do. He opens his mouth and I want to stuff a hand grenade down it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 23, 2026 09:46 PM (EweRc)

192 159 153>>>Trump is hinting that there was something very interesting on that Iranian freighter that was seized on Monday, something more than just chemicals. He just smiled when asked what it was.
------------

Every boat that crosses the line to be seized
and taken to the US. All of the cargo sorted and auctioned. After the vessel is cleared, auction it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 23, 2026 09:46 PM (LA6Ib)

193 We will be merciful, not like old times, and let the crew live. If they are foreign nationals (Philippinoes) they will be sent home if they are muzzies they will be tried and convicted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 23, 2026 09:47 PM (LA6Ib)

194 186 RMBS, probably. Especially since I probably will not be a deadbeat anymore and will be able to pay for it myself.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

195 Thirty degrees here, and still blowing like Kamala in heat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:48 PM (utfVc)

196 > He just smiled when asked what it was.
-----

a Biblical artifact of incredible importance

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09:48 PM (ZxPkt)

197

Braenyard,

I agree with you. I'm tired of the pussyfooting.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:49 PM (3ek7K)

198 RMBS, probably. Especially since I probably will not be a deadbeat anymore and will be able to pay for it myself.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:47 PM

Nice. God willing, we'll see you there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 09:49 PM (Wnv9h)

199 169. Many of these college student athletes have had many serious struggles an obstacles to overcome. Many lean on their faith to overcome those and end up in the NFL. For example Carnell Tate from Ohio State who was the third player selected tonight, grew up in a tough neighborhood with his mom working three jobs to afford his football playing. She was so thrilled when he was signed to Ohio State and was involved in the players parents organization at Ohio State. His sophomore year, she was shot and killed in a drive by shooting at her home as she stood outside her home talking with friends after dinner out. Mistaken identity.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2026 09:49 PM (b0+rF)

200 196 > He just smiled when asked what it was.
-----

a Biblical artifact of incredible importance
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09

You don’t mean the…

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:50 PM (Dd38x)

201 God can roll out and throw the deep post like nobody's business

he puts the biscuit in the basket

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZxPkt)

202 Every boat that crosses the line to be seized
and taken to the US. All of the cargo sorted and auctioned. After the vessel is cleared, auction it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 23, 2026 09:46 PM (LA6Ib)

Those ships would be good for repatriating Somalians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:51 PM (utfVc)

203

43 degrees here now, 25 expected in the morning.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:51 PM (3ek7K)

204 Howdy and evening to all the AoSHQ reporting stations!

I drove down to Wichita today and -- of course -- got caught in a traffic jam leaving the Interstate. ('S okay, I found a way to get around it coming back.) The pipe shop was everything I could have hoped for, and my wallet is a bit lighter. (Maybe I should say my credit card is a bit heavier.)

Two houses to look at tomorrow!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 23, 2026 09:51 PM (+2QQb)

205 > He just smiled when asked what it was.
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a Biblical artifact of incredible importance
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09

You don’t mean the…
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:50 PM

Fear not, Piper, they have top men on it. Top. Men.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 09:52 PM (Wnv9h)

206 I've seen emergency ramps that obviously been used but never seen a vid like that. Here the ramps are generally much steeper. Like:
https://shorturl.at/H7q57

Also, obviously filled with very loose stuff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2026 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

207 He just smiled when asked what it was.
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a Biblical artifact of incredible importance
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09

You don’t mean the…
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:50 PM (Dd38x)

Why would China have the Urim and Thummim?

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2026 09:52 PM (vSvIl)

208 203

43 degrees here now, 25 expected in the morning.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026

70,66 in the morning. 78 high.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:53 PM (Dd38x)

209 You don’t mean the…
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:50 PM (Dd38x)

...till receipt for the Last Supper?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:53 PM (utfVc)

210 189 Piper, I just see it as dumb jocks attributing success on the field - whatever the cause - to divine intervention. I just don’t think that God cares about the outcome of sportsball games,

Of course, I say this as a lifelong enemy of the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:54 PM (77rzZ)

211
196 > He just smiled when asked what it was.
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a Biblical artifact of incredible importance
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 09:48 PM (ZxPkt)

What would be really fun to watch is if it’s some really sensitive tech that Iran bribed some Chinese general to give them, but Xi didn’t know about it.

It reminds me of how Kim executed a General who’d displeased him by having him sit in the middle of an athletic field and unloading on him with a quad barrel AA gun.

Oh and all the other generals and staff were ordered to to sit in the bleachers and watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 09:55 PM (yGkmH)

212 I learned from Father Guido back in the day that it actually wasn't the last supper.
It was actually the last breakfast.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 23, 2026 09:56 PM (2Ez/1)

213 198 RMBS, I look forward to it. Want to see your pics of Greece.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:56 PM (77rzZ)

214

No matter what the temperature is we are blessed.
Our four grandchildren live four blocks away and no matter what the temperature is we bask in the warmth of grandchildren showing up at our door.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)

215 210 189 Piper, I just see it as dumb jocks attributing success on the field - whatever the cause - to divine intervention. I just don’t think that God cares about the outcome of sportsball games,

Of course, I say this as a lifelong enemy of the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:54 PM (77rzZ)

Flip it around - God gave them gifts and they are using it. Hopefully they remember where it came from and they don’t stray, they use those gifts for good. THAT is what God cares about. God wants us to use the gifts he gave us. Otherwise, why bother?

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:57 PM (Dd38x)

216 What would be really fun to watch is if it’s some really sensitive tech that Iran bribed some Chinese general to give them, but Xi didn’t know about it.
-
Particularly if it's tech they "acquired" from us.

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2026 09:57 PM (vSvIl)

217 All the angels in heaven rejoice at the SEC Championship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 09:58 PM (yGkmH)

218 Yay, Wolfus! sounds like a pretty good day, even with a traffic jam.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026 09:58 PM (nz1sK)

219 RMBS, I look forward to it. Want to see your pics of Greece.
Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:56 PM

I'll bring them!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 09:58 PM (Wnv9h)

220 217 All the angels in heaven rejoice at the SEC Championship.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2026 09:58 PM (yGkmH)

Obviously.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 09:59 PM (Dd38x)

221 It was an SNL skit (which I haven't been able to find) and yes, he had the bill for it.

He explained that when you have a large group it's always best to get separate checks.
One guy had eggs Benedict and another guy just had tea and toast.
The tea and toast guy ended up paying for part of the eggs Benedict, and he shouldn't have.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 23, 2026 10:00 PM (2Ez/1)

222 Why not drugs. Drugs?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:00 PM (vE0+H)

223 I just don’t think that God cares about the outcome of sportsball games

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 09:54 PM (77rzZ)

God cares about everything we care about.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)

224 "He just smiled when asked what it was."

The Spice which allows the folding of space.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 10:01 PM (N8ZBc)

225 Know who else had talent on loan from God?

Posted by: I miss Rush at April 23, 2026 10:01 PM (2Ez/1)

226 219 RMBS, now I’m definitely coming!

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:03 PM (77rzZ)

227 I just don’t think that God cares about the outcome of sportsball games
Posted by: Bulg

That's the nice thing about being infinite. He can care about every last thing every ant on the planet does, and it still takes Him only a zillionth of a zillionth of the effort that we spend reading the HQ.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

228 What if you wasted the gifts you were given because you were young and stupid.

And now you’re just barely treading water.

Hoping not to drown.

Posted by: And? at April 23, 2026 10:04 PM (0mizX)

229 223 So whom does God root for in the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)

230 Those ships would be good for repatriating Somalians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 09:51 PM (utfVc)

So would a Pinochet chopper. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2026 10:04 PM (snZF9)

231 So whom does God root for in the Super Bowl?
Posted by: Bulg

He already knows who's gonna win, so presumably he roots for the winner.

Then again, Jesus hung out with whores and tax collectors, so maybe he cheers for the loser?

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

232

Bulg,

I believe God doesn't root for anyone in the Stupid Bowl.

He has more important stuff to root for.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 10:07 PM (3ek7K)

233 So whom does God root for in the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)

He doesn't "root", but He revels in our joy and probably helps use the disappointments to teach lessons, seed motivation, nurture faith, etc.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:07 PM (vE0+H)

234 229 223 So whom does God root for in the Super Bowl?
Posted by: Bulg
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You're being obtuse.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 23, 2026 10:08 PM (LA6Ib)

235 Yay, Wolfus! sounds like a pretty good day, even with a traffic jam.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026

***
Thanks, TT. I've been in much worse ones.

Also, this afternoon I got a call from my oldest friend (we date back to Jr. high). He's coming into NO early next month to visit his mother on her, get this, 94th birthday! It'll be fun to see him in person.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 23, 2026 10:10 PM (+2QQb)

236 Why would God give us athleticism and a spirit of competition if He didn't "care" about it? Unless you think competition and athleticism are tools of Satan. Why would God have to be limited in what He cares about? He knows every hair on your head.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:10 PM (vE0+H)

237 nood

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 10:10 PM (N8ZBc)

238 Welp. Now it's blizzard conditions out there. Fine snow, moving horizontally at 40 mph.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 10:10 PM (utfVc)

239 Uh huh. Late ONT. Wolfus, don't forget to tell us again on the ONT what happened today, for those who don't usually hang out on the Cafe thread.

I'm sure you had some interesting experiences.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

240 Of course, God can involve Himself in all human affairs, no matter how trivial, should He so desire,

I do not believe that He usually involves Himself in human sportsball.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

241 Temps in Salina have been very nice: 69 at dawn, about 82 this afternoon (the rain didn't happen here), and around 79 just now as I drove back to my hotel. Dry by my standards, though I suppose locals find it "humid." Hey, any April evening when I can drive with my windows down and not feel as if I am dipped in glue is a dry one!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 23, 2026 10:12 PM (+2QQb)

242

AOP,

not blizzard conditions here but we did have some snow today. The weather is so screwed up here.

We have not had a normal Wyoming winter this year and are on strict watering rules.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 10:13 PM (3ek7K)

243
I do not believe that He usually involves Himself in human sportsball.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

Do you think you have ever prayed for something He doesn't care about?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:14 PM (vE0+H)

244 243 Yes, often.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

245 God’s concerns are not synonymous with my concerns.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)

246 Yes, often.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

I'm sincerely sorry to hear that.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:19 PM (vE0+H)

247 God’s concerns are not synonymous with my concerns.

Posted by: Bulg at April 23, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)

You are disagreeing with a claim I did not make. As I said, I'm sorry. The God I pray to cares about everything I pray for. He may not answer the way I want but I believe He cares and involves Himself in the ways He judges to be appropriate. I do not presume to be able to categorize what His priorities are. Humans are small by our very nature but that doesn't mean He doesn't notice or care.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 10:21 PM (vE0+H)

248 There was one truck that hit the emergency stop on Mt Rose HWY going into Incline Village that was going so fast he jumped the whole truck and trailer through a house on the other side.

Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2026 10:32 PM (WYOCN)

249 Adult web platforms offer a variety of videos for
adult entertainment. Opt for trusted web sources for
a safe experience.

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