Found Family Cafe

Kyoto
@da_frames

You know those Mouse commercials from Japan? The "idol" group featured there is called Nogizaka46, and they've done a lot of commercials. It's amazing -- they're obviously alluring, and yet they're not presenting themselves as America pop princesses do, like they're, what's the word, Dirty Trash Scabcrotch Dirthookers.

Hugs are better than drugs. Do you hear that, JackStraw?

Healthy at any size.

Nibbles McGee.

Cats: We sleep in all sorts of alarming positions. Babies: Hold our beer.

Probably AI but you got me.

Changing seasons on the snap.

Puppy and baby grow up together.

Hooboy, those truck emergency turn-off lanes are not just there for show.

Please don’t stop.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/1v1TaHTw1w
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 23, 2026

Dog loves to play with a ball.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/AnmWsMS7f5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 23, 2026

How a German Shepherd helped a rescued, scared kitten feel loved again. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/A3L5rU0m5t
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 23, 2026

Wherever you feel you belong, that's your family. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7eQpxqudFP
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 23, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM

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1 Time warp?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM (9gKa/)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Woo-Hoo … FURST!

Posted by: Dr_No at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM (ayRl+)

4 Owls are cool.

Not as cute and loveable as sea otters, but they are pretty awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 07:47 PM (8nL0V)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LdBR/)

6 Nooded

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:48 PM (9gKa/)

7 The NFL draft has begun

punk-looking chick singing the Anthem- long version- at this pace she'll need about 7 minutes

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 07:49 PM (ZxPkt)

8 Looks like it could be Ponto-cho in Kyoto. Great area. One of my all-time best meals there.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:49 PM (U/Byj)

9 Hugs are better than drugs. Do you hear that, JackStraw?
________
But I didn't see anyone hugging a salmon.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:50 PM (AlhUl)

10 Wherever you feel you belong, that's your family.

Cats will do anything to for a warm spot. I've read that a cat's "chosen one" in the house, the one whose lap they're always jumping into, is simply the person who radiates the most body heat, which cats can sense.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf)

11 Ace, God luv ya, your previous thread's Freddy Mercury Richard Gere Hamster Brooks Brother Rod Stewart stomach pump, etc., commentary compelled me to hit the tip jar. You maniac. Don't ever stop.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 23, 2026 07:52 PM (hyS0X)

12 How can the cafe be up when I'm not done reading Quick Hits?Slow down, Ace, I can't keep up!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2026 07:53 PM (nz1sK)

13 dirthooker sounds like an oilwell worker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2026 07:53 PM (diia5)

14 Thank you, Mr. O'Spades!

That German Shepard is how President Obama made all us kittens feel!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at April 23, 2026 07:54 PM (wEV9z)

15

Our Shih Tzu sleeps with us.

Our Chigi who spent most of her early life in a shelter will only sleep in her crate.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 07:55 PM (3ek7K)

16 Those lil smooshed up babies are in the position they were in while in the womb.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 07:55 PM (hftzA)

17 16. Well that was a clunky sentence! Ha!

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 07:56 PM (hftzA)

18 You know those Mouse commercials from Japan? The "idol" group featured there is called Nogizaka46, and they've done a lot of commercials. It's amazing -- they're obviously alluring, and yet they're not presenting themselves as America pop princesses do, like they're, what's the word, Dirty Trash Scabcrotch Dirthookers.

They're contractually required to present themselves as exactly the opposite, usually. If the paparazzi ever photos an "Idol" on a date with someone, their career is over. They "graduate" from their idol group and maybe move on to a "normal" music career. Or they just vanish from the public eye and become a housewife.

That's the starting premise of the anime "Oshi No Ko." An idol gets pregnant, and has to go into hiding for several months (from when she starts "showing"), and then has to raise her children in secret.

And then it gets worse.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)

19 Costs a bunch to use those 'stop ramps'!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 23, 2026 07:56 PM (YBtcQ)

20 Brody was a huge help with the last two bottle baby kittens. He would lick them as a mother cat would do after every feeding.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (DIbRX)

21 Wherever you feel you belong, that's your family.

==

that is frigging AI!! That cat is dinner! with so many chicks...dinner! That is not raptor behavior, to snuggle up to cats!! that is the most ridiculous thing I saw this week!

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

22 they're obviously alluring, and yet they're not presenting themselves as America pop princesses do, like they're, what's the word, Dirty Trash Scabcrotch Dirthookers.
-ace

So you've noticed Sabrina Carpenter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

23 FBI investigating soldier who participated in Maduro raid making $400K off a $30K bet on Polymarket that Maduro would be removed from power.

Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (U/Byj)

24 I remember the cats sleeping often looked like they were dreaming of running

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

25 The owl(s) and the pussy cat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)

26 Reef has been scratching up a storm. Benadryl did not help, so bath. He fought at first but then he settled down.

Thank God the bathroom is tile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

27 The Good, the Bad, and the Furry.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhcm54p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (ndZc7)

28 The owl(s) and the pussy cat.

==
fake news, fake poem

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (GD0B3)

29 Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (U/Byj)

Oh, man. Insider trading is bad, but I want this guy to get a pass.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

30 Continued from an earlier thread, more muggle singles from the early Twentieth Century:

"I'm Gonna Get High"
youtube.com/watch?v=Sls5ixhK_AU
"Save the Roach for Me"
youtube.com/watch?v=RKqWniRoR54
"Light Up"
youtube.com/watch?v=XOU8KxGdhzM

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (N8ZBc)

31 Oh, man. Insider trading is bad, but I want this guy to get a pass.

==

huh, I want him to hang...

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:01 PM (GD0B3)

32 Willowed from previous thread.
276 Closed casket? Of course we'll put you into your fine new suit.
Posted by: Undertakers doing some taking at April 23, 2026 07:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

For an hour.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 07:53 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

33 FBI investigating soldier who participated in Maduro raid making $400K off a $30K bet on Polymarket that Maduro would be removed from power.

Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid

Today, on "You Bet Your Life....."

Posted by: zombie Groucho Marx at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (VHUov)

34 80%. Dare we hope???

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

35 I remember the cats sleeping often looked like they were dreaming of running
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

Ajax would do that. All four paws would twitch, then his mouth would start twitching. I'd say 'caught that squirrel, huh?'

He actually had one cold once. Took off luke a bolt, the squirrel did not see him. Ajax pulled up and let him get away.

He was a good boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

36 Eromero, continued prayers for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 08:02 PM (DIbRX)

37 Aww...smol bunneh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:03 PM (Wnv9h)

38 FBI investigating soldier who participated in Maduro raid making $400K off a $30K bet on Polymarket that Maduro would be removed from power.

Insider trading on top secret operations to detain heads of state.

What a time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2026 07:58 PM (U/Byj)

My biggest concern is the potential for a disastrous security breach. Defrauding a scummy online casino by betting on what you know to be a sure thing? meh

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 08:04 PM (utfVc)

39 that is frigging AI!! That cat is dinner! with so many chicks...dinner! That is not raptor behavior, to snuggle up to cats!! that is the most ridiculous thing I saw this week!
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

I agree, but that mama owl would have eviscerated the cat forthwith. Birds are scary as fuck-all.

The owls are not what they seem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 23, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

40 Time warp?
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM

Again?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:05 PM (Wnv9h)

41 38 Concur.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:06 PM (N8ZBc)

42
punk-looking chick singing the Anthem- long version- at this pace she'll need about 7 minutes
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 07:49 PM (ZxPkt)

___________

I hate singers who make the National Anthem a blank canvas for their "artistry". Jim Cornelison. Robert Merrill. Those should be the models for how to sing it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:06 PM (tgvbd)

43 No Asian Jumping Worm Cafe? 😉

Like the top photograph of Kyoto, Japan. 👍

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

44 Breaking News: Boston Red Sox fans (and you know who you are) are extremely upset after discovering that the souvenir stands are also selling New York Yankees-branded merchandise, and are calling for sanctions against Red Sox owner John Henry.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 23, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

45 Hadrian. Hear Hear.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 08:08 PM (DIbRX)

46 The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds

Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:09 PM (ZxPkt)

47 Birds are dinosaurs, direct line. They are the only dinosaurs that survived the [whatever happened 60 million years ago, the science is not settled]. You can clearly see it in raptors. Eagles, hawks.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:10 PM (GD0B3)

48 Time warp?
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 23, 2026 07:46 PM

Again?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:05 PM

It's just a jump to the left.

Posted by: The Criminologist at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

49
Roger Doucet singing O Canada

https://youtu.be/g-IQQwWNuvc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (tgvbd)

50 Huge boos for Roger Goodell in Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (CNl8/)

51
Hugs are better than drugs.

That's a base calumny! You'll be hearing from our lawyers!

-- members of Amalgamated Coke Salmon Workers Local 268

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (xG4kz)

52 Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:00 PM (N8ZBc)

Years ago, I picked up Larry "Ratso" Sloman's book "Reefer Madness: The History of Marijuana in America" at a used bookstore. Has a long section on muggles songs with lyrical excerpts.

I kept saying "oh that can't be real" and then I'd find it on youtube and it was real.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:11 PM (gtcuf)

53 52 Yeah, there are dozens of them on YT, so I'll stop now.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:12 PM (N8ZBc)

54 Everyone's know Mendoza's going to be a Raidah since at least February. Just get on with it.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf)

55
And Kate Smith singing God Bless America

https://youtu.be/6pZ1brENIjw

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:13 PM (tgvbd)

56 The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:09 PM (ZxPkt)

So, it's like sex then?

Posted by: First! at April 23, 2026 08:14 PM (wVcYX)

57 "The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds"

Three verses makes it a challenge.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:14 PM (N8ZBc)

58
Three verses makes it a challenge.
Posted by: gp

_________

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
⁠Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
⁠As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (tgvbd)

59 Through a strange accident of fate about two years ago, I've found myself enjoying kpop more than I ever thought I could, and it's partly because some of the songs are jams, and partly because the girls are distinctly feminine. And so unlike the vile bs trash they have turned pop American women into.

The "hip hop" vibe (ahem) has attempted infiltrate and colonize it of course - lots of dirty trash ghetto girlboss stuff making its way in. But this one's good and they are talented dancers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpvj6wst

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (vE0+H)

60 Oh, the peasants are complaining? Sorry I can't hear them in my sealed booth which they can't afford, being peasants.
[snooty aristocrat gif from Twilight here]

Posted by: Roger G at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

61 >>>11 Ace, God luv ya, your previous thread's Freddy Mercury Richard Gere Hamster Brooks Brother Rod Stewart stomach pump, etc., commentary compelled me to hit the tip jar. You maniac. Don't ever stop.

thanks man! I was hoping that would have gone over better. Pearls before swine &c.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (1wjle)

62 55
And Kate Smith singing God Bless America

https://youtu.be/6pZ1brENIjw
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

👍 A mainstay in Philly for years. However, in April 2019, the Philadelphia Flyers (NHL) and the New York Yankees (MLB) stopped playing Kate Smith’s famous rendition of “God Bless America” to align with modern inclusion values.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM (NFX2v)

63 The Anthem can be properly sung in less that 60 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2026 08:09 PM (ZxPkt)

So, it's like sex then?
Posted by: First! at April 23, 2026 08:14 PM

That includes the time to fall asleep, right?

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at April 23, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

64 "The "hip hop" vibe (ahem) has attempted infiltrate and colonize it of course - lots of dirty trash ghetto girlboss stuff making its way in."

That's what ruined Bollywood content for me.

Posted by: gp at April 23, 2026 08:18 PM (N8ZBc)

65
Piss on "modern inclusion values".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:18 PM (tgvbd)

66 Many Philadelphiaians were not happy that next day

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (Ia/+0)

67 >>So you've noticed Sabrina Carpenter?

that's who I was thinking of. But Katy Perry too.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (1wjle)

68 Sometimes the salmon hugs you first

Posted by: Ruby Rose at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

69 Ace, God luv ya, your previous thread's Freddy Mercury Richard Gere Hamster Brooks Brother Rod Stewart stomach pump, etc., commentary compelled me to hit the tip jar. You maniac. Don't ever stop.
------------------

WAIT WHAT DID I MISS

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:20 PM (vE0+H)

70 WAIT WHAT DID I MISS
Posted by: ...

One of the Quick Hits.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 08:21 PM (VHUov)

71 thanks man! I was hoping that would have gone over better. Pearls before swine &c.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:17 PM

That post got forwarded. I'm still laughing at it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)

72 65
Piss on "modern inclusion values".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

66 Many Philadelphians were not happy that next day
Posted by: Skip

Indeed. But the politicians never cared what everyone thought then, and now they care even less.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM (NFX2v)

73 the girls are distinctly feminine. And so unlike the vile bs trash they have turned pop American women into.

-
Two kinds of women. Price beyond rubies and price below dog shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM (ndZc7)

74 Oh, say can you sing from the start to the end
What so proudly you stand for with orchestras playing?
While the whole congregation with voices that blend
Strike the grand hym and then torture and slay it?
Tis the Star Bangled Banner they're trying to sing
But they don't know the words to the precious old thing.
How they bellow and shout when they're first starting out,
But the dawn's early light finds them floundering about.
Tis a thin line of heroes that manage to save
the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Wenda at April 23, 2026 08:23 PM (JwoD2)

75 Ace you're a funny fuck. On fire this last few weeks - since you were sick? Did you get some kind of vaccine? Did they finally inject you with a sense of humor? What will they think of next...

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)

76 "DOJ: U.S. soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to win $400K+ betting on Nicolás Maduro’s removal; faces up to 60 years in prison, prosecutors seeking to seize proceeds

good

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (GD0B3)

77
That German Shepherd has earned "Whoza good dog?" for life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (xG4kz)

78 >>>Like the top photograph of Kyoto, Japan. 👍

thanks, it's a good one

i dont know what the asian jumping worm is

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

79 that's who I was thinking of. But Katy Perry too.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:19 PM (1wjle)

I wondered if Ruby was thinking of all the passengers Perry's mish had had by that point when she was getting face humped?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

80 i dont know what the asian jumping worm is

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

You see, when an asian worm and a jumping worm love each other very much....

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:26 PM (vE0+H)

81 Ace you're a funny fuck. On fire this last few weeks - since you were sick? Did you get some kind of vaccine? Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:23 PM

Varnish fumes. The next big thing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2026 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

82 Two kinds of women. Price beyond rubies and price below dog shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:22 PM

*looks around the Peoples' Republic*

Well...f*ck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (Wnv9h)

83 U.S. soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to win $400K+ betting on Nicolás Maduro’s removal

-
Oh, Rob!
- Laura

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7)

84 The Official Unofficial AOSHQ Mascot had a spa day today. He was blowing his coat so the groomer helped him finish out his shed. He is shiny and clean in his summer outfit.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pZEOD)

85 Cats: We sleep in all sorts of alarming positions.

Well, cats are a liquid.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)

86 >>WAIT WHAT DID I MISS

ace has the hots for Eric Schmidt.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

87 78. i dont know what the asian jumping worm is
Posted by: ace

J.J.'s Morning Report - (In part) Aside from Democrats, speaking of invasive parasitic worms that destroy everything in their path:

A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert. Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State. . . The worms are easy to spot, and hard to forget.

But babies, dogs, cats, etc. Cafes are always a delight & a very good end of the day.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (NFX2v)

88 He is shiny and clean in his summer outfit.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pZEOD)

His summer outfit?

Oh, no. Soup is gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

89 I'm not kidding but the sexual assault woman running for Congress - isn't that a resume enhancer for those who conspire to be our betters?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (vE0+H)

90 I wondered if Ruby was thinking of all the passengers Perry's mish had had by that point when she was getting face humped?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That was a big thing in GenX when The Eighties Disease was makin' the rounds.
Something like "You're a good girl. You'd never be intimate with a whole city. You think you're being intimate with one person. That one person had twelve partners before you. Each of them had twelve partners. Do the math and use protection."

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (gKWVE)

91 ace has the hots for Eric Schmidt.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

I guess thats less invasive than Kurt Eichenwald. Or Cenk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

92 Healthy at any size.

Attack of the 50' Woman, guinea pig edition.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2026 08:31 PM (VHUov)

93
He is shiny and clean in his summer outfit.

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pZEOD)

___________

He'll be much happier and more comfortable in his summer coat. I know Dan and Sonny perked up after their bath and blow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (tgvbd)

94 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)

95 His summer outfit?

Oh, no. Soup is gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April

Gasp! He is not! He is amazingly manly and handsome in a dog that looks like a stuffed animal kind of way!

Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (pZEOD)

96 I guess thats less invasive than Kurt Eichenwald. Or Cenk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

No one tell Eichenwald about the asian jumping worm.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:32 PM (vE0+H)

97 Appropriate that the Star Spangled Banner music was from a well known pub song.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (kxLc1)

98 This is interesting:

Texas voter IDs are integers. Whole numbers. No decimals, ever. The Bexar County primary poll book contained 4,110 IDs like this:

1,253,115,467.79993

That alone proves something fishy. But the math goes further — and it’s airtight.

When those 4,110 records are sorted in order, the spacing between every consecutive pair is 22,084.82189 — the same non-integer value, repeating 4,109 times.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (0U5gm)

99 Probably best to warn the worms about Kurt Eichenwald.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (gKWVE)

100 What technology do you believe already exists but "they" haven't told us about (and is still a secret)...?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (vE0+H)

101 The Owl and the Pussycat is a lovely poem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2026 08:34 PM (A5RD0)

102 41 hundred seems like small potatoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

103 98 This is interesting:

Texas voter IDs are integers. Whole numbers. No decimals, ever. The Bexar County primary poll book contained 4,110 IDs like this:

1,253,115,467.79993

That alone proves something fishy. But the math goes further — and it’s airtight.

When those 4,110 records are sorted in order, the spacing between every consecutive pair is 22,084.82189 — the same non-integer value, repeating 4,109 times.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (0U5gm)
That's some sick cheating maths right there.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

104 More on Bexar County - San Antonio:

Every one of these fractional IDs was created after polls closed — and we can prove it from the IDs themselves. The gap value of 22,084.82189 was derived from the alphabetical positions of specific voters within the completed check-in list. Those positions cannot be known until every voter has checked in and the full list is in hand. The fractional IDs could not have existed before the genuine list existed. They are timestamped by their own construction.

The records were not random fabrications. Each was anchored to a real registered voter. 735 real people each had 5 or 6 synthetic duplicates generated in their name — up to 4,110 fraudulent ballot opportunities in a single county primary, executed by someone with back-end write access to the poll book system.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (0U5gm)

105 I'm no Katy Perry fan but it's ridiculous to file a police report for getting tea bagged over a decade ago.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (kxLc1)

106 ratched, quality Learing there

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (gKWVE)

107 Huh. Why did we move away from paper ballots again? And the old die bold cuchunk machines?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)

108 The babies sleeping in weird positions reminds me of Pooky and Pookette. When she was three months old, she conked out in his lap (as she often did), and he did too. They twitched the *exact* same way at the *exact* same time. She's also adopted all his weird sleeping positions, like the one where he's on his back with his right ankle propped up on his left knee. It's utterly uncanny.

Posted by: pookysgirl sleeps like a normal adult at April 23, 2026 08:37 PM (Wt5PA)

109 I know Dan and Sonny perked up after their bath and blow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Don't we all?

Posted by: somebody had to say it at April 23, 2026 08:37 PM (VHUov)

110 107 Huh. Why did we move away from paper ballots again? And the old die bold cuchunk machines?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)
One man, one vote was too honest.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

111 only problem with Owl and Pussycat is that kitties' taste buds do not register sweetness. so they disdain honey.
Contrast... my dog 20 years ago or so, who would scarf down all the chocolate she could get. Actually built a tolerance for it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

112 Art @ Zarkfiles provided that information on San Antonio to Ken Paxton's office.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:39 PM (0U5gm)

113 "DOJ: U.S. soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke charged with using classified information to win $400K+ betting on Nicolás Maduro’s removal; faces up to 60 years in prison, prosecutors seeking to seize proceeds

They should ding him for taxes too.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 23, 2026 08:40 PM (W5mpo)

114

Lots of guys perk up after they are blown.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (3ek7K)

115

Lots of guys perk up after they are blown.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (3ek7K)

116 Here is an informative article about the Texas voting thing. I found a bunch of crap and one very long obviously chatgpt generated article about this but this one to my untrained eye appears to contain actual information, and is VERY interesting:

http://alturl.com/yanu6

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (vE0+H)

117 You said getting blown twice.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

118 The key:

"The injection mechanism is elegant and deliberately concealed. Poll pad systems suppress decimal display for voter ID fields because no legitimate ID has a fractional component, so poll workers would have seen the synthetic records displayed as ordinary integers, indistinguishable from real ones. Each of the 4,110 records would have generated a ballot. Once cast, those ballots are anonymous and irretrievable. The fractional component also functions as a precise deletion key: a single database query filtering for non-integer State IDs would return exactly these records and no others, leaving the permanent voter roll showing 735 legitimate voters who each voted once — with no surviving trace of the fraud.

That deletion appears to have occurred. On or before February 25, 2026, all 14 CSV files in the Bexar County early voting dataset were simultaneously replaced in a synchronized 78-second automated batch operation. All 14 files are now clean. The original injected file survives only because it was captured and distributed to precinct chairs on February 19, before the cleanup."

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

119
Yes I did. Internet here is wonky.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

120 I like getting blown.

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at April 23, 2026 08:46 PM (2Ez/1)

121

We've been blown two days in a row here in SW Wyoming.

The wind has been awful.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:47 PM (3ek7K)

122
2nd period
Carolina, 1 - Ottawa, 0

I cannot sufficiently emphasize the importance to national security of eliminating all Canadian teams as soon as possible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 08:47 PM (tgvbd)

123 Well, let's play chess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

124
The owl and the pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat.
They took some honey
And plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five pound note.

Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at April 23, 2026 08:49 PM (2Ez/1)

125 First thing Andy Cuomo did was get rid of New York’s mechanical lever voting machines. State got bluer every election.

Posted by: Accomack at April 23, 2026 08:50 PM (8jVAy)

126 Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

I wonder if this affected Brandon Herrera's primary. He got to a runoff position, but it looked like Tony Gonzales was going to put up a fight. Then the story of the suicide of Tony's staffer took off, and Tony wound up resigning. Which screwed over the voters, because there's probably not going to be a special election and therefore they're without representation for seven months.

Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for the tornado watch expiring at April 23, 2026 08:51 PM (Wt5PA)

127 I want to propose to President Trump that I travel to Iran and meet with the Gayatollah.

I think we could resolve all the issues by comparing Oral Techniques...

Cackle ............... Cackle ............ Cackle.......

Posted by: Kami Harris at April 23, 2026 08:51 PM (38587)

128 110 107 Huh. Why did we move away from paper ballots again? And the old die bold cuchunk machines?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)
One man, one vote was too honest.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

I voted on a paper ballot. Granted, it was printed from a machine but it produced a paper ballot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 08:52 PM (T6aVk)

129 Oh, a side note:

Johnny Somali decided to appeal. Plus the prosecutor is also appealing for a tougher sentence. So he is not going to the fun, happy work prison, but a more... pound me in the ass prison.

Is it wrong to be happy about others stupidity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

130

pookysgirl,

I am praying for you. May God bless you with another child.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:53 PM (3ek7K)

131 Johnny Somali decided to appeal. Plus the prosecutor is also appealing for a tougher sentence

The peepee, it will be whacked.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 23, 2026 08:53 PM (gKWVE)

132 I voted on a paper ballot. Granted, it was printed from a machine but it produced a paper ballot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 23, 2026 08:52 PM (T6aVk)
I voted for Richard Nixon that way in 72.

Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

133 Kentucky uses paper ballots. But they are scanned in. But we also have voter ID.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

134 Posted by: pookysgirl, thankful for the tornado watch expiring at April 23, 2026 08:51 PM (Wt5PA)

Legit suicide, or....

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:55 PM (vE0+H)

135 Sadly, I missed the last thread with this report NEWS YOU CAN USE: Salmon given cocaine work harder than those without cocaine, according to researchers at the University of No Fuckin' Duh, Chester.

But I've stumbled across a YouTube channel with interesting science experiments that might interest some of you:

For example, this guy tested plant intelligence, memory and decision-making, which seems to exist, and is diminished when the plant is anesthesized. https://tinyurl.com/4uxz9ms2

Or this little kid's experiments with caterpillars, showing they retain memories after metamorphosizing into butterflies, which had been assumed not to be the case. https://tinyurl.com/2fyyskxn

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 23, 2026 08:56 PM (ycI94)

136 Iirc, she set herself on fire.

She was married...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 23, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

137 Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 08:53 PM (3ek7K)

Aww, thank you! Prayers are always appreciated. I did my retest of HcG yesterday and the number was so high that people are asking me if there's more than one baby in there. We'll see! #twoweeks

Posted by: pookysgirl will take whatever God gives her at April 23, 2026 08:58 PM (Wt5PA)

138 huh, I want him to hang...
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2026 08:01 PM (GD0B3)

My biggest concern is the potential for a disastrous security breach. Defrauding a scummy online casino by betting on what you know to be a sure thing? meh
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2026 08:04 PM (utfVc)

You guys are right, of course. Sometimes I don't think things through.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 23, 2026 08:58 PM (zYpTz)

139

Children are awesome. Well, some days, lol.

I've been following your story and you and Pooky are awesome parents and may God bless you both with more children.

Posted by: four seasons at April 23, 2026 09:00 PM (3ek7K)

140 98 This is interesting:

Texas voter IDs are integers. Whole numbers. No decimals, ever. The Bexar County primary poll book contained 4,110 IDs like this:

1,253,115,467.79993

That alone proves something fishy. But the math goes further — and it’s airtight.

When those 4,110 records are sorted in order, the spacing between every consecutive pair is 22,084.82189 — the same non-integer value, repeating 4,109 times.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:33 PM (0U5gm)
That's some sick cheating maths right there.
Posted by: Eromero at April 23, 2026 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

I don't truly understand this but it makes me mad and I think it's legit proof of something very fishy. Gov. Abbott and Dan Patrick and others will probably understand it better than I and will do something about it.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2026 09:01 PM (lCppi)

141 For example, this guy tested plant intelligence, memory and decision-making, which seems to exist, and is diminished when the plant is anesthesized. https://tinyurl.com/4uxz9ms2
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Whether true or not it's still funny because this has long been my argument to all these "political" vegetarians.

"What happens to a plant when you pull it out of the ground? It DIES."

Your plants were once ALIVE, dumbshit. You are a killer.

SALAD IS MURDER.

Although I'm usually a little more intellectual about it. A bit less aggressive too because I'm actually a real teddy bear.

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