These Racist Puppy Videos Brought to You By Secret Funding by the SPLC Cafe

This dog was paid $130,000 by the SPLC
to steal equipment from the Midnight Tennis league in Baltimore

This dog spent all day posting racist memes on Gab, under the direction of the SPLC, and boy are his arms tired.

These innocent-looking capybaras just took off their matching blue button-downs and tan khakis and are sore from marching around all day carrying tiki-torches (furnished to them by the SPLC).

This dog is grinning because he just cashed a check for $30,000 for barking extra hard at black mailmen.

This cat was returned home after spending six months as an SPLC "researcher" (which means he posted child porn on conservative message boards).

This white dog fought off 13 coyotes and was denounced by the SPLC as a "racist ICE hound."

The SPLC has secretly formed an airborne battalion of Flying Racists.

This albino sea turtle complained about the forty remoras free-riding on him and was immediately put on the SPLC "hate map." He was shot and killed shortly thereafter.

This white cerval was paid to infiltrate this rotweiler neighborhood and stir up trouble.

This white supremacist puppy was paid $270,000 by the SPLC to get on this scooter and drive around barking racist slurs (written for the puppy by his SPLC handlers).

Never give up.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/s2vFYJvp2M
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 22, 2026

Dogs that bark a little too aggressively at strangers receive their payments from the SPLC.

Everyone got food as big as their body 😂🍽️ pic.twitter.com/UBdEdOU9R8
— Enezator (@Enezator) April 22, 2026

Look at this cracker flyin' around like he own the air:

This guy flying a jet-powered wingsuit right next to an A380 at over 250 km/h is absolutely insane 🚀✈️pic.twitter.com/Xmpdqtt3rU
— Enezator (@Enezator) April 22, 2026

C.S. Lewis. Do I even have to say it.

This grandfather’s Narnia-inspired library hidden behind a wardrobe feels lifted from a storybook. 💜pic.twitter.com/uD43QHqscv
— Enezator (@Enezator) April 21, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2026 07:51 PM (cYBz/)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Time for 1 video then its lights out

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

4 I'm telling you...they're going to find SPLC involvement in that whole Grechen Whitmer "fake" kidnapping by White Supremacists fiasco.

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 07:54 PM (dIske)

5 Look at this cracker flyin' around like he own the air

I understood that reference.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2026 07:55 PM (VHUov)

6 60% of the way there. Dare we hope for a week of mephitic-free Cafés?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

7

It would be great if Trump built a huge penis there and a big sign that says "SUCK IT ASSHOLES!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 22, 2026 07:55 PM (3ek7K)

8 Husky Husky Husky Husky Husky smol

Posted by: Cute lil guy at April 22, 2026 07:56 PM (TbWk/)

9 I can tell we're going to get a lot of mileage out of the SPLC story.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2026 07:56 PM (gnNyN)

10 You can't do 450mph in a wing suit

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)

11 This grandfather’s Narnia-inspired library hidden behind a wardrobe feels lifted from a storybook.

I haven't read the books, so I was unaware that Narnia was a well-stocked saloon.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 07:56 PM (Riz8t)

12 Booze!

Posted by: Accomack at April 22, 2026 07:56 PM (8jVAy)

13 This guy flying a jet-powered wingsuit right next to an A380 at over 250 km/h is absolutely insane

Well, we can shut down the TSA now, since the muzloids can just fly a bomb up to the plane in midair.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2026 07:57 PM (VHUov)

14 125mph, but no math

Posted by: Accomack at April 22, 2026 07:57 PM (8jVAy)

15 This dog is grinning because he just cashed a check for $30,000 for barking extra hard at black mailmen.

Given that the dog is clearly British, should that be 30K pounds?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

16 "This dog was paid $130,000 by the SPLC
to steal equipment from the Midnight Tennis league in Baltimore""

Hilarious SPLC captions, Ace. Thx, and thanks for all you do here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2026 07:57 PM (MBxU7)

17 You can't do 450mph in a wing suit

You can if a 380 is behind you and it's closing the distance.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 07:57 PM (Riz8t)

18 I support this post ~ Anchor Bolt

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 22, 2026 07:57 PM (jrgJz)

19 You can't trust your eyes

https://tinyurl.com/mse47xmz

Posted by: Forced Perspective at April 22, 2026 07:58 PM (4NO2D)

20 Doggie deserves a metal for bravery

Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

21 This dog is grinning because he just cashed a check for $30,000 for barking extra hard at black mailmen.

Given that the dog is clearly British, should that be 30K pounds?

I get it. I have bad teeth.

Posted by: Clearly British dog named Austin Growrs at April 22, 2026 07:59 PM (Riz8t)

22 You can't do 450mph in a wing suit
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)

Or roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: its just not done, old boy at April 22, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)

23 The Golden is doing his Julia Roberts impression.

Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s)

24 The SPLC has secretly formed an airborne battalion of Flying Racists.

==

SPLC is removing all evidence (link no work)

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 08:00 PM (GD0B3)

25

We're not racist. We have a dog who is mostly black and one who is tan. They aren't stealing tax money either.

Posted by: four seasons at April 22, 2026 08:00 PM (3ek7K)

26 Several links don't work ...hmmm

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (GD0B3)

27 )Sees dogs with mouth of balls)
I should call my ex

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (DunVf)

28 I doubt you could keep the wings open if you had a JATO strapped to your ass.

Not even Wilie Coyote.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

29 We have a wardrobe like that and it would open right into our shower.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

30 Evening all,

We have a launch in about 2 hours.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-14
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 22, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 7:55 p.m. PDT (April 23, 0255 UTC, 04:55 CEST)

https://youtu.be/o6EVN4JrLjs

Posted by: Joyenz at April 22, 2026 08:02 PM (2F0/Y)

31 We have a wardrobe like that and it would open right into our shower.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

Do you call the shower Narnia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

32 We have a wardrobe like that and it would open right into our shower.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

Do you call the shower Narnia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah. Narnia business, pal.

Posted by: Why do you care about my plumbing? at April 22, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)

33 Yeah. Narnia business, pal.
Posted by: Why do you care about my plumbing? at April 22, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)

I'm not your pal, friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

34 I can imagine some suicide bomber jihadist dreaming of taking down an airliner with a flying wing like that.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 22, 2026 08:07 PM (DunVf)

35 33 Yeah. Narnia business, pal.
Posted by: Why do you care about my plumbing? at April 22, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)

I'm not your pal, friend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)
Not your friend, Chief.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:08 PM (LHPAg)

36 If I was on that airbus I would hunt that wingsuit guy down and beat his ass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 08:08 PM (0cOSz)

37 Not your friend, Chief.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:08 PM (LHPAg)

Not your chief, buddy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

38 Not your Chief, Bub

Posted by: Forced Perspective at April 22, 2026 08:09 PM (4NO2D)

39 To put it in more Horde-friendly units, the dude in the wingsuit is flying at approximately 146,579.098 smoots/fortnight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

40 /off sticky special sock

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 22, 2026 08:10 PM (4NO2D)

41 Several links don't work ...hmmm
Posted by: runner

All except "airborne battalion of Flying Racists" worked for me. Looks like that one got deleted.

I did have to change "x.com" to "xcancel.com" to get by the age restriction on the "This cat was returned home after spending six months as an SPLC "researcher" one. In fairness, it did include a closeup of an unshaven pussy.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)

42
Hilarious SPLC captions, Ace. Thx, and thanks for all you do here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

=================

I'm so mad about it I can barely get them out of my head either!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2026 08:10 PM (n7rxJ)

43 You can't do 450mph in a wing suit
Posted by: Skip

Or tug on Superman's cape.

Posted by: Jim Croce at April 22, 2026 08:11 PM (c9rBD)

44 Young Capybaras jump in, oldsters just fall in.

Posted by: javems at April 22, 2026 08:13 PM (zFsEm)

45 Seeing some in the media calling the firearm used by that animal who murdered his 8 kids an "assault pistol".
They are still trying to mill it in some waythat supports their anti' 2nd A agenda.
FYI, I saw a pic of what he used.
It's a Mossberg 715P .22 LR AR15 pistol.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 22, 2026 08:15 PM (DunVf)

46 @nicksortor
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: Navy Secretary John Phelan did not simply depart, but was “FIRED” today by Secretary Hegseth, per Fox

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2026 08:15 PM (ZxPkt)

47 This guy flying a jet-powered wingsuit right next to an A380

Just a whiff of vortex and he's going head-over-heels for a mile.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2026 08:15 PM (hLZfT)

48 I doubted that wingsuit thing was real. Turns out it is, but it was a huge stunt done in Dubai with some Emirates airline as a pr stunt. It took months of planning and testing to get that set up.

Those wing suits have only a few minutes of flying time, and top speeds of~150 mph or so. And very dangerous. Flying one of those takes more guts than sense and test pilot daredevil skills

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 22, 2026 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

49 Just a whiff of vortex and he's going head-over-heels for a mile.
Posted by: t-bird

Did Whiff Of Vortex ever open for Tears For Fears?

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2026 08:20 PM (VHUov)

50 We have a wardrobe like that and it would open right into our shower.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

I would love the story behind this little piece of whimsy!

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 08:21 PM (hftzA)

51 So much blatant corruption coming to light since Trump was re-re-elected. They assumed they were safe because they thought he wouldn't regain the Presidency.

Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2026 08:21 PM (Q+gd/)

52 46 @nicksortor
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: Navy Secretary John Phelan did not simply depart, but was “FIRED” today by Secretary Hegseth, per Fox
Posted by: Don Black

Scuttlebutt on X is because Phelan did not want to be involved with checking senior officers for DEI postings on social media, etc. And disputes over the Navy shipbuilding revamp. Phelan apparently was not following Hegseth's orders.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2026 08:21 PM (E4rtv)

53 Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 22, 2026 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

I'm glad it was a set up and not a passenger flight. I kind of assumed that because that stunt would have resulted in jail time.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 08:21 PM (0cOSz)

54 And disputes over the Navy shipbuilding revamp. Phelan apparently was not following Hegseth's orders.

===

Those were DJT orders that Hegseth was following.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 08:22 PM (GD0B3)

55 And the wingsuit isn't as close to the 380 as it looks. Perspective tricks to make it look closer to the plane.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 22, 2026 08:23 PM (w6EFb)

56 RICO SPLC will be the newest beat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:24 PM (2GVsD)

57 54 And disputes over the Navy shipbuilding revamp. Phelan apparently was not following Hegseth's orders.

===

Those were DJT orders that Hegseth was following.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 08:22 PM (GD0B3)
As are proper.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

58 Those were DJT orders that Hegseth was following.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 08:22 PM (GD0B3)

I'm sure Trump listens to Hegseth's counsel also. I believe he follows orders but not just a yes man.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 08:24 PM (0cOSz)

59 Look at this cracker flyin' around like he own the air:
=
Muslims in jetpacks that can keep up with passenger airlines in flight.

I see no way in which this could go bad.

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2026 08:25 PM (vSvIl)

60 Who was Phelan feeling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

61 6 60% of the way there. Dare we hope for a week of mephitic-free Cafés?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Ha! The Fragrant Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head by a thread.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at April 22, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2)

62 Hegseth has taken quite a few heads

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2026 08:27 PM (ZxPkt)

63 Phelan apparently was not following Hegseth's orders.
Posted by: whig

Those were DJT orders that Hegseth was following.
Posted by: runner

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here."

Posted by: Jayne Cobb and/or Pete Hegseth at April 22, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)

64 Shipbuilding definitely has heads knocking due to its critical importance and the audacious new effort being launched.

Getting the impression that rooting out DEI in the ranks (upper ranks) is like pulling teeth. The rot is wide and deep.

If insubordination is behind Phelan's departure it wouldn't be surprising. The Beltway is in fact the Augean stables, and Trump & Co. face truly Herculean tasks here.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2026 08:28 PM (U/Byj)

65 If I was on that airbus I would hunt that wingsuit guy down and beat his ass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 08:08 PM (0cOSz)

They probably thought he was Iron Man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 08:29 PM (snZF9)

66 Not really DEI at BuNav, just the usual idiots seeking employment with contractors once they retire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:29 PM (2GVsD)

67 51 So much blatant corruption coming to light since Trump was re-re-elected. They assumed they were safe because they thought he wouldn't regain the Presidency.

Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2026 08:21 PM (Q+gd/)

exactly correct, they were ramping up for their 1000 years of neofeudalism

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2026 08:30 PM (VyBeY)

68 C'mon, Trump talked about building MOAR SHIPS for 10 years.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 08:30 PM (GD0B3)

69 Shipbuilding definitely has heads knocking due to its critical importance and the audacious new effort being launched.
-
Is the Trump class super dreadnaught still a thing?

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2026 08:30 PM (vSvIl)

70 Just a whiff of vortex and he's going head-over-heels for a mile.
Posted by: t-bird

Did Whiff Of Vortex ever open for Tears For Fears?

I saw Whiff of Vortex open for Butthole Surfers at Blues Alley.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 08:30 PM (Riz8t)

71 "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here."
Posted by: Jayne Cobb and/or Pete Hegseth at April 22, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)
-----------
"And you're not gonna change that by gettin' all...bendy."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2026 08:31 PM (xvhJH)

72 Hegseth has taken quite a few heads

Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2026 08:27 PM (ZxPkt)

In a perfect world they would be hanging from his belt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 08:31 PM (snZF9)

73 And disputes over the Navy shipbuilding revamp.

Who does he think he is, a foreign-born Federal District judge?!

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2026 08:31 PM (hLZfT)

74 Ever since the Peace Dividend and the number of defense contractors have contracted, our MIC has become much like the European version where the weapon system being viable is secondary to how many jobs the program creates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

75 “ This is what the Lord says— your Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel: “For your sake I will send to Babylon and bring down as fugitives all the Babylonians, in the ships in which they took pride.”

Isaiah 43:14

Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2026 08:32 PM (cn09p)

76 Phelan apparently was not following Hegseth's orders.
Posted by: whig

Those were DJT orders that Hegseth was following.
Posted by: runner

I have no knowledge of what really transpired, but if Phelan had a fundamental disagreement with the policies of DJT, then it was up to him to resign and give his reasons why. He doesn't get to make policy. This seems to be very difficult for some to grasp.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 08:32 PM (Riz8t)

77 72, this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2026 08:33 PM (VyBeY)

78 Your wars tonight:

Lebanon ceasefire going about as you'd expect. My favorite, a very very hot ceasefire. Only mystery is what's the real US expectation or strategery behind the current half-a**ed (and I think purely performative) effort to duplicate the idiotic dead-end approaches of the last 20 years.

WH press sec referred to "pragmatists" in Iran leadership situation today. Oh boy.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2026 08:33 PM (U/Byj)

79 An Army big-wig with chemical surety just babbled like a love-struck fool to a pretty female reporter who flirted him up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:33 PM (2GVsD)

80 I can't believe any grown man actually believes DEI crap is good. I lean toward the contractor job promised in the future.

Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2026 08:34 PM (q6tQZ)

81 "'Golden' is crypto-white!" -- Golden's SPLC patron

Posted by: SciVo at April 22, 2026 08:37 PM (Sy6m/)

82 Idiot's name: Andrew Hugg
Former job: Branch Chief for Nuclear and Chemical Surety, US Dept of the Army.

He even babbled to her about how a nuclear launch command is authenticated and transmitted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:37 PM (2GVsD)

83 Damn! Phelan had no prior military experience.
Wrong man for this job...

Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2026 08:37 PM (q6tQZ)

84 Think the DEI is among the uniforms, not the bureaucrats, at least that's what I hear. I'm sure lots of the bureaucrats are no bargain either, but it's culling the ranks in uniform that seems to be the bigger problem.

Recall Hegseth's "controversial" "dangerous" "scary" all-hands meeting bringing in all the brass? It was setting a baseline. Nobody can pretend to not understand the policy, no subordinates can be blamed for muddling directives from the top.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2026 08:38 PM (U/Byj)

85 "Phelan had no prior military experience.
Wrong man for this job...
Posted by: MkY"

How did he wind up there?

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2026 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

86 Might as well ask who did Phelan blow

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:39 PM (2GVsD)

87 >>> I can tell we're going to get a lot of mileage out of the SPLC story.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>Here at the cafe, I thought we get some sweet recipes for fried chicken.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 08:40 PM (Fbc0I)

88 He even babbled to her about how a nuclear launch command is authenticated and transmitted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:37 PM (2GVsD)

You know, it kind of makes you miss the cold war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

89 Ed is dropping some bombs lately. Last night it was the SPLC being responsible for Charlie's murder and tonight this.

>>
@EagleEdMartin
·
9m
>>SPLC pays zero taxes!
CORRUPT

>>They pay ZERO state/local taxes.
ZERO property tax on the huge properties they own in Alabama.
And, they pay no sales tax on anything they buy from paper to cars.
And they have a $1bn endowment hidden offshore.
SPLC IS LIKE THE MAFIA. CORRUPT.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 08:43 PM (viF8m)

90 Get that racist ICE HOUND a NY strip and anything else he desires.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 08:43 PM (rzTfK)

91 Another (old) Representative has died, David Scott (D-GA). Lost track, we've got 3 Ds down (Swallwell, Scott, FL woman), and one R (Gonzalez). Still wondering how the hell the D NJ idiot (indicted for assaulting federal officer) has not yet been ejected.

That would make D -4, shaved to -3 with Gonzalez leaving.

Seems House GOP edge would grow a bit, temporarily.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2026 08:44 PM (U/Byj)

92 >Here at the cafe, I thought we get some sweet recipes for fried chicken.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 08:40 PM (Fbc0I)
Had some pretty good fried chicken liver and onions today.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:44 PM (LHPAg)

93 Aetius

Hopefully right now someone is explaining to him he has two options - jail or the pistol.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:45 PM (2GVsD)

94 Ah, the plot sickens. Andrew Hugg worked for Gaylord.

No one will miss him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:47 PM (2GVsD)

95 I would like a jet-powered wingsuit, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 08:49 PM (RIvkX)

96 I do believe I see Jupiter right next to the moon tonight.

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 08:49 PM (dIske)

97 >>>spending six months as an SPLC "researcher" one. In fairness, it did include a closeup of an unshaven pussy.
Posted by: mikeski
---

Now I'm being sent all the way back up there for what? Yeah, think I've got that figured out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 08:49 PM (rzTfK)

98 Nice beaver research.

Posted by: Drebin at April 22, 2026 08:50 PM (Q+gd/)

99 Hopefully right now someone is explaining to him he has two options - jail or the pistol.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:45 PM (2GVsD
The pistol is the only way to restore any honor. Not salvation, just honor.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2026 08:50 PM (LHPAg)

100 That stunt was from 2015. The wingsuit pilots were air daredevil stunt pilots Yves Rossy and Vince Reffet.

Reffet killed his fool self in 2020 flying on those. He lost control after he attempted to take off from the ground for the first time. Flew right into the ground at high speed

Usually they would launch from the air, do the stunts, then jettison the wings and parachute back to the ground.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 22, 2026 08:50 PM (w6EFb)

101
Recall Hegseth's "controversial" "dangerous" "scary" all-hands meeting bringing in all the brass? It was setting a baseline.

___________

"Admiral Blutarski. Zero point zero."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 08:51 PM (tgvbd)

102 Some commentary on the Phelan departure here, from a rather excitable but very involved observer:

https://tinyurl.com/2a8zka8m

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2026 08:55 PM (U/Byj)

103 Hadrian, LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2026 08:56 PM (U/Byj)

104 Kirsche, "I am for fighting the creation of a predatory world order, when do I start throwing Commies out a helicopter?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD)

105 >>>Had some pretty good fried chicken liver and onions today.

Posted by: Eromero

>That sounds good, but I'm too lazy to go to the store right now.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 08:57 PM (Fbc0I)

106
I should have done things today.

But I didn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 08:58 PM (tgvbd)

107 Otter the cat goes to the spa:
https://youtu.be/PAnDKlV39K4

Obviously a *sea* otter:
https://shorturl.at/yZXla

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2026 09:00 PM (9vFyc)

108 The thing about powerful people and secret recordings is that it keeps happening, and it keeps working. Andrew Hugg, the U.S. Army's Branch Chief for Chemical Nuclear Surety, was reportedly escorted from the Pentagon this week,
---

Devil said he doesn't need new tricks 'cause people keep falling for the old one's.

youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 09:00 PM (rzTfK)

109

Hadrian,

I know you took care of the dogs and fed yourself.

Nothing with taking a day off.

Posted by: four seasons at April 22, 2026 09:00 PM (3ek7K)

110 Kirsche, "I am for fighting the creation of a predatory world order, when do I start throwing Commies out a helicopter?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD)

Not sure who this Kirsche person is, but he got style.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 09:01 PM (snZF9)

111 Kirsche is anime fox girl VTuber. She is known for cursed knowledge and knowing way too much about BRIDGE. She also plays video games and reacts to news.

And when Anal Violence of Vice started doing libelous hit pieces against her, she managed to get VICE to retract the stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:03 PM (2GVsD)

112 The Sun is My Destroyer.
Sometimes metal is a balm.

A bomb??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, In an Exodus Mood at April 22, 2026 09:03 PM (0aYVJ)

113 Andrew Hugg, the U.S. Army's Branch Chief for Chemical Nuclear Surety, was reportedly escorted from the Pentagon this week,

==

Back in the day he would have been shot for treason.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 09:04 PM (GD0B3)

114 Loose lips sink ships !

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)

115 Andrew Hugg is probably going to get served termination papers and divorce papers at the same time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:05 PM (2GVsD)

116 Andrew Hugg will be desperately looking for a new job but since he has been so publicly burned, the USAID idiots have a better chance of employment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:07 PM (2GVsD)

117 face change operation, new identity and learn plumbing

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 09:08 PM (GD0B3)

118 I do believe I see Jupiter right next to the moon tonight.
Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 08:49 PM (dIske)

Doublechecks Skymap Pro... Yep, Jupiter.

Posted by: Ash Williams at April 22, 2026 09:08 PM (/HDaX)

119 Andrew Hugg as the Tidy Bowl Man

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:09 PM (2GVsD)

120 I doubt you could keep the wings open if you had a JATO strapped to your ass.
Not even Wilie Coyote.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

Reach out and touch the face of God.

Posted by: Acme Aerospace at April 22, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

121 This dog spent all day posting racist memes on Gab, under the direction of the SPLC

Same pattern as London insuring ships against the pirates and/or terrorists they employ in the IRGC and Yemen. This is going to be fun.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2026 09:11 PM (hLZfT)

122
In April, 1944, Maj. Gen. Henry Miller said at a party at Claridge's in London that the Normandy invasion would take place before June 15th. When Eisenhower found out, he demoted Miller to his permanent rank of Lieutenant Colonel and sent him back to the US.

The matter was kept secret and Congress, not knowing, confirmed a promotion to Colonel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 09:11 PM (tgvbd)

123 I just hope I get sick and die before I can’t afford to support myself.

Like suddenly

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 22, 2026 09:12 PM (A5RD0)

124 Kirsche is anime fox girl VTuber. She is known for cursed knowledge and knowing way too much about BRIDGE. She also plays video games and reacts to news.
-
And that one time she got talked into taking a super strong gummy, and because she was going to be on a live stream the next day, tried to be responsible by only taking half of it.

Her avatar for the show was in crayon with a pat of butter on her head.

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2026 09:12 PM (vSvIl)

125 Kirsche when she is tripping is the funniest. Just keep sharp objects away from her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:14 PM (2GVsD)

126 The problem was that racism died of its own accord but left so much anti-racism money on the table that the devoted leftists had no choice but to bring it back and kill it profitably.

Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2026 07:52 PM (lCppi)

Not directed at you as such LASue because I know what you mean, but no this is not the problem.

The problem is racism DIDN'T die. The Left is still there. They are the racists, hence why everything is about race.

So they're not bringing it back to kill it, they're perpetuating it because they are in fact racist assholes. It's hard to fathom because we just think "rednecks" or whatever. But I no longer think that when I think of racists. I think of Michelle Obama, Sharpton, Pelosi, Schumer, Storybook Biden, Byrd, Hillary, all of them. Most of the rest of us wanted something different for our society.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2026 09:15 PM (vE0+H)

127 I'm not much into those wingsuits. But that tiny turbojet is cool. I think he's using multiple (4?) turbojets to propel himself. They are used on RC models, and other interesting things.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:17 PM (3uBP9)

128 We need a new song about the flight of Icarus where he get sucked into a jet wash.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 09:18 PM (Fbc0I)

129
Am I wrong? There's so much government money blowing around that no one bothers to account for, but just try getting anything out of the VA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd)

130 Am I wrong? There's so much government money blowing around that no one bothers to account for, but just try getting anything out of the VA.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd)

A friend tells me about his fights with the computer system the VA uses for scheduling, telehealth and prescriptions. He found it easier to call directly by phone until the VA took the personal numbers away from the providers to convince patients to use the internet.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2026 09:22 PM (rbvCR)

131 So they told Andrew Hugg to kiss off?

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 09:22 PM (77rzZ)

132 >>> Andrew Hugg, the U.S. Army's Branch Chief for Chemical Nuclear Surety, was reportedly escorted from the Pentagon this week,

==

Back in the day he would have been shot for treason.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 09:04 PM (GD0B3)

How can these dudes not know that the gorgeous gal, that suddenly dropped herself in their lap, and is talking them up, is an obvious setup? I mean, there are very specific continual training about this exact scenario.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:23 PM (3uBP9)

133
Am I wrong? There's so much government money blowing around that no one bothers to account for, but just try getting anything out of the VA.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

https://www.usdebtclock.org

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2026 09:23 PM (Cqx++)

134 We need a new song about the flight of Icarus where he get sucked into a jet wash.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 09:18 PM (Fbc0I)
---
That could never happe...*FOOP*

Posted by: Sherry Bobbins at April 22, 2026 09:23 PM (0aYVJ)

135 250 Kph =~ 155 mph. So, plausible for wingsuit guy to do that.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 22, 2026 09:23 PM (XMwZJ)

136 >>> I just hope I get sick and die before I can’t afford to support myself.

Like suddenly
Posted by: Roadrunner at April 22, 2026 09:12 PM (A5RD0)

Carousel!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:25 PM (3uBP9)

137 We need a new song about the flight of Icarus where he get sucked into a jet wash.

"No capes!" Edna Mode

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:25 PM (2GVsD)

138 >> I do believe I see Jupiter right next to the moon tonight.

Yes, indeed. And the Moon is right below Castor and Pollux, the twins of Gemini.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 09:25 PM (w6EFb)

139 @Dave_in_Fla
Apr 7
I'm predicting that when all the dust settles, the biggest loser won't be Iran.

It will be Europe

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 09:26 PM (rzTfK)

140 How can these dudes not know that the gorgeous gal, that suddenly dropped herself in their lap, and is talking them up, is an obvious setup? I mean, there are very specific continual training about this exact scenario.
Posted by: banana Dream
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The body does not contain enough blood to allow *both* heads to function properly at the same time.

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2026 09:26 PM (rdVOm)

141
250 Kph =~ 155 mph. So, plausible for wingsuit guy to do that.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

Is it plausible for the plane to go that slow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2026 09:27 PM (Cqx++)

142 I wonder if he has a sister named Amanda, middle name Kissin.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:27 PM (3uBP9)

143 139 @Dave_in_Fla
Apr 7
I'm predicting that when all the dust settles, the biggest loser won't be Iran.

It will be Europe
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 09:26 PM (rzTfK)

The good folks at Promethean Updates are of the same opinion.

They contend this is about direct action at dismantling the British Empire's Great Game in the Middle East, and extending elsewhere.

Posted by: browndog on replay at April 22, 2026 09:30 PM (3sXRv)

144 I would just like the scraps of fraud that fall off the table. I would be able to live like a king though I wouldn't. 50 grand is just a rounding error on the numbers they are talking about.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 09:30 PM (0cOSz)

145 Dave in Fla is here?

Good to see you, Sir.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

146 Well, tschuss mein komerads

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2026 09:32 PM (2GVsD)

147 How can these dudes not know that the gorgeous gal, that suddenly dropped herself in their lap, and is talking them up, is an obvious setup? I mean, there are very specific continual training about this exact scenario.
Posted by: banana Dream
-----------

I don't understand why they just don't play the game themselves and fake it till you lay it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 09:32 PM (0cOSz)

148 Is it plausible for the plane to go that slow?
****

Per internet, stall speed for a 380 is 155 knots (~178mph). Careful setup and possible editing for the shot.

Posted by: clarence at April 22, 2026 09:32 PM (nD5wh)

149 An Airbus A380 landing speed is ~130 mph. The plane appears to be on approach for landing...so, yeah, it's plausible for the plane to be going that slow.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 22, 2026 09:32 PM (XMwZJ)

150
NASA is slowly releasing the cooler videos from the Artemis flight. Here's Earthshine on Christina's face:

https://is.gd/20FG8a

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)

151 What is Space X's next step? Are they still trying to perfect landing the reusable rocket?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 09:36 PM (0cOSz)

152
That whole wingsuit and the A380 was a careful PR stunt which took months of planning and testing. And it was done in 2015 with a Emirates airline.

Two stunt daredevil pilots did the wingsuit flying.

One of those guys was killed in 2020 in a mishap with those same wingsuits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 09:36 PM (w6EFb)

153
Here's an old Daily Mail article on that stunt:
https://is.gd/myscoY

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

154 Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2026 09:39 PM (utfVc)

155 I mean, I basically never see women. I'm an engineer. And I'm an engineer in a discipline and industry that has a small fraction of the very tiny amount of female engineers in other industries, disciplines.

If I see womens at work I assume something very critically awful has occurred in the universe, some very bad situation is in effect and the corporate/executive team has descended from on high to knock heads. Some girly girl steps up on me in the wild and it would be like suddenly meeting a giraffe. Uh, hello. Because I would totally say hello to a giraffe. But let my guard down? nah. Also I don't get out much, so there's that. Being an introvert & wotnot.

But, I guess James wouldn't target me and would go for other marks.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:39 PM (3uBP9)

156 >>> What is Space X's next step? Are they still trying to perfect landing the reusable rocket?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 22, 2026 09:36 PM (0cOSz)

Sorry pal, the future's all in space toilets.

Posted by: banana Dream - Space plumber! in training at April 22, 2026 09:42 PM (3uBP9)

157 Yeah you got this SPLC animal right by the throat

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 22, 2026 09:42 PM (yzs5e)

158 All I can say is, they should get better gunsight cameras before, Iran, round 2. Technicolor, Panavision and hold that camera on before and after. Make an episode of it. Digital memory doesn't take up that much room or weigh that much.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 09:44 PM (rzTfK)

159 As of a couple days ago Space X has had

640 completed missions
600 landings
562 relights

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 22, 2026 09:45 PM (/lPRQ)

160 No one wants to be a burden to their children.

The cost of living has crushed wage increases… which have been shit.

I guess you just live in the short term

Future retirement be damned.

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 22, 2026 09:46 PM (A5RD0)

161 All I can say is, they should get better gunsight cameras before, Iran, round 2. Technicolor, Panavision and hold that camera on before and after. Make an episode of it. Digital memory doesn't take up that much room or weigh that much.

Posted by: Braenyard

I understand the gun cameras are very good.
The publicly released versions are deliberately seriously degraded.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 22, 2026 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)

162 Sorry pal, the future's all in space toilets.
Posted by: banana Dream - Space plumber! in training

You should get the fourth seat in the next Artemis flight. How many astronauts do you really need when you're not doing anything up there?

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2026 09:47 PM (hLZfT)

163
The Falcon 9 and Heavy are pretty much perfected. SpaceX has got to get Starship perfected. And the Moon lander version of that. And orbital refueling necessary for that. They've got a lot on their plate.

Blue Origin is developing their own lunar lander, dubbed Blue Moon, to compete. Isaacman will go with whoever gets it perfected first.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 09:47 PM (w6EFb)

164 WWII gunsight video is better than what we're getting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 09:51 PM (rzTfK)

165 >>> No one wants to be a burden to their children.

The cost of living has crushed wage increases… which have been shit.

I guess you just live in the short term

Future retirement be damned.
Posted by: Roadrunner at April 22, 2026 09:46 PM (A5RD0)

Yep JEF care costs have ballooned health care for the peons, eating up whatever wage increases some received. Same for getting a house and mortgage for many. Just ate it all up.

And people don't believe me that the left will absolutely confiscate every retirement money you think you have the rights to. 401K? They want it. Roth IRA? They . want . it . all .

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:53 PM (3uBP9)

166 Love the Narnia library! Watching Rock the Block on HGTV on Mondays and several teams put hidden rooms in their design. Sounds like fun, if I ever build a lottery house.

Posted by: Iris at April 22, 2026 09:55 PM (bOJ2I)

167 >>> You should get the fourth seat in the next Artemis flight. How many astronauts do you really need when you're not doing anything up there?
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2026 09:47 PM (hLZfT)

I have great rates too! $18 Billion for the initial service call and 80 dollars for each additional hour. Call for free quotes!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2026 09:56 PM (3uBP9)

168 Wing suit guy is giving the IRGC ideas.

Posted by: Rex B at April 22, 2026 10:00 PM (a992C)

169 So they're not bringing it back to kill it, they're perpetuating it because they are in fact racist assholes. It's hard to fathom because we just think "rednecks" or whatever. But I no longer think that when I think of racists. I think of Michelle Obama, Sharpton, Pelosi, Schumer, Storybook Biden, Byrd, Hillary, all of them. Most of the rest of us wanted something different for our society.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2026 09:15 PM (vE0+H)

Good point.

Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2026 10:00 PM (lCppi)

170
Canada has a spaceport now:

https://is.gd/7Kx1wi

That is.....something else. And Ukraine was involved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)

171 Canada has a spaceport now:

https://is.gd/7Kx1wi

Cue Derek Zoolander: "What is this? A rocket for ants?"

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2026 10:09 PM (hLZfT)

172 TRex ONT is up!

Posted by: SciVo at April 22, 2026 10:10 PM (Sy6m/)

173 Canada has a spaceport now:

https://is.gd/7Kx1wi

That is.....something else. And Ukraine was involved.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 22, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)

Liberals and Uke-a-ranians, and mythical rockets, oh my! Small Dead Animals had a post on it today, too. It is a scam and money laundering through and through. Nobody wants to launch from that far North. Closer to the Equator, the better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2026 10:14 PM (utfVc)

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