Goblin Greta Thunberg's "Freedom Flotilla" Was Actually a Sexual Misconduct Armada

Allegedly.

But we've seen enough rapes at lefty events to make that a soft "allegedly."

They're going to need a bigger boat!
Greta Thunberg's freedom flotilla, which set sail from Barcelona Sunday for another anti-Israel voyage to Gaza, has been rocked by scandal after one of its woke leaders was accused of "sexual misconduct" with at least three volunteers.
"A senior leader within the flotilla -- a member of the steering committee, the highest governing body of the organization -- engaged in sexual relations with multiple activists while on the boat heading to Gaza. Not one person. Not two. Three different individuals," claimed Palestinian group Heart of Falastin in a social media post earlier this week.
"To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power."

LOL. People can't have sex while Palestinians are unhappy.

So close to Pride Month, too!

One Brazilian group named the alleged horndog as activist Thiago Avila, in an X post unearthed by media watchdog Honest Reporting and shared with The Post.

"On a ship carrying humanitarian aid, a Brazilian shows up with his d--k swinging and the only thing he manages to do is f--k and get arrested," Anti Esquerda Esquerda Club, a group that describes itself as criticizing the left from the left, wrote on X Tuesday, pointing the finger at Avila -- and referring to the Israeli Navy intercepting the flotilla and taking activists into custody.

The Paolo approves.

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That tumultuous trip also saw her vessel's radio hacked to pump songs from the Swedish pop group ABBA on full blast in a clear troll at Thunberg.

Well if ABBA's playing, a man just isn't responsible for his actions, is he?

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Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations.
"These allegations are obviously not true," he told The Post on WhatsApp Thursday while sailing off the coast of Spain.
"The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned and they confirmed that this is just a smear campaign, that we are comrades and nothing ever happened," he added, before embarking on a bizarre rant about the Epstein files.

Well I don't really see any "misconduct" here besides the usual practice of left-wing men taking advantage of the loose morals of left-wing women. The fact that Babies Are Dying In Gaza!!1! doesn't make this a crime.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

2 coulda been first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (CWTWj)

3 you'd think this guy would have learned a lesson from swallwello. or a lesion.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

4 Hmmm, you'd think ABBA would be a counterpoint to gay sexual assault, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (bss/y)

5 blade, its your turn to tell the others

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

6 "Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations."

You'd think an activist would have enough to keep him busy in Brazil, without seeking out battlegrounds in other parts of the world.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (zYpTz)

7 3 you'd think this guy would have learned a lesson from swallwello. or a lesion.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

The flotilla was months ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (bss/y)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (LdBR/)

9 So, like the rape tents?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)

10 "These allegations are obviously not true."

Tee hee.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F)

11 Leftist men are generally women-hating hacks, who will stick their dicks in anything. After all, beta males have to have a captive audience to make it with the ladies. In an open market, no real woman would even give them a second glance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (DwqWV)

12 re 7: ok, so he learned from bill clinton

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (CWTWj)

13 *sigh* What did we do to deserve to be linked to Greta?

Posted by: Maglubiyet, God of the Goblins at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (HTBAO)

14 7 3 you'd think this guy would have learned a lesson from swallwello. or a lesion.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

The flotilla was months ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (bss/y)

So were most of Swallowell's "indiscretions." Horndog hack, beloved of all leftist idiots everywhere.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (DwqWV)

15 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (n5tGW)

16 When are these people going to learn to keep all of the rape inside the Rape Tents?

That is why you have Rape Tents.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (ytyaf)

17 I'd have gone with The Knife as better Northman sexo musik.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (XWPh2)

18 Thats a frightening thought, having to bang Greta

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

19 re 7 again: ny post 4.18: flotilla left sunday. so maybe a new one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (CWTWj)

20 I suspect lil Greta is as frigid as she looks. I hope so, anyway. I would hate to think she would procreate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (DwqWV)

21 How is playing ABBA a troll, let alone a "clear troll"?

And how do you hack a radioset to do such a thing? Can't they just change the setting? or turn it off?

This whole story is annoying.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (IXt4j)

22 Cuckley Barlson's fault

Posted by: the guy who always says it's Cuckley Barlson's fault at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (E4uAb)

23 Swalwell prefers Raxivort

Posted by: because he xvarts at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (XWPh2)

24 Bish never went to school.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (kbShR)

25 "The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned and they confirmed that this is just a smear campaign, that we are comrades and nothing ever happened," he added, before embarking on a bizarre rant about the Epstein files.

Then: I wasn't going to hit you but that damn Nixon!

Now: I wasn't going to rape you but that damn Epstein!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

26 "Freedom Flotilla" Was Actually a Sexual Misconduct Armada
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Is that like Rod Torfulson's Armada?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

27 However this story evolves, I do not ever want to learn that Greta was involved.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Wnv9h)

28 Fish bats on boats can be used for a multitude of things.
Sexual toys and bludgeoning devices.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (abIsI)

29 Pro tip:

If your manner of transportation is called a "Flotilla" chances are that the ammenities of said "Flotilla" are not going to be focused on personal hygiene.

So, if you find it necessary to go banging on the boat, it is is in your best interest to bring a clothespin. Also, applying a strong menthol based balm immediately under the nostrils can be effective. In clarification...under your nostrils, not theirs.

(this has been a public service announcement)

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

30 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)

31 Interesting that he engaged in relations with "individuals" and not "women", specifically....

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (SRRAx)

32 The Bulwark published a new screed, under Little Billy Kristol's own byline, claiming Trump doesn't pay attention to war news, so 25th the guy already. He's "not paying attention!".

That's the best he could manage.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (qyaCV)

33 Bish never went to school.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (kbShR)
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How DARE you!!

She should have been at school--but you we're polluting the planet making her have to travel across the ocean to shout "How DARE you!!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

34
Jeez, I know you're not feeling well today Ace, but did you have to do this to us?

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)

35 I have this horrible vision of Greta being introduced to butt stuff and howling "how dare youuu".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (gu0hJ)

36 One Brazilian group named the alleged horndog as activist Thiago Avila, in an X post unearthed by media watchdog Honest Reporting and shared with The Post.
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The females, willing accomplices or raped?
The complainants, those not invited to the party or trolls?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (FJMtP)

37
Love Boat >>>>> Rape Boat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (tgvbd)

38 Hey man, let's go down to Sproul Plaza and join the Mobe maybe we can score some hippie chicks!
-every young dummy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (RIvkX)

39 FreeCondom Flotilla

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

40 In other news, Chelsea Clinton was congratulated by her parents after completing the Boston Marathon. It should be noted that the last time a Clinton finished it was on a blue dress.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

41 15 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (n5tGW)

Love Barge

https://youtu.be/QvTfBjESH4U?si=eUpdUTWUQ9ht4rwI

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (bss/y)

42 LOL, a "steering" committee in charge of a "flotilla". Of course!

And, frankly, being leftwits (split the syllables however you like), I find these accusations credibly serious.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (aJQbY)

43 Wait. No rum or the lash?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (kbShR)

44 The Cunt for Red October.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (abIsI)

45 dang, looks like disgraced exRep Santos called it. Again.

@0hour1
Nancy Mace is accusing Corey Mills of sexual misconduct.
Cory Mills is accusing Nancy Mace of sexual misconduct.
Expel them both.
Apr 20, 2026 · 4:52 PM UTC

For a stinkin' liar, Santos sure seems to be droppin' a lot of truth bombs.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (XWPh2)

46 They musta been training for the UN Piece O Ass Keepers

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (VPPG8)

47 I have this horrible vision of Greta being introduced to butt stuff and howling "how dare youuu".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM

Would you people please STOP sharing your visuals with the group?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)

48 Well, one of the three alleged banghole girls denied this, so I suspect this is really an intramural squabble among parasitic grifters.

I read the whole linked article. The real gripe seems to be that this "Heart of Falastin" group is pissed that the Avila-Thunberg group took in $3.5M in donations for this junket, and spent all the money on ... themselves.

Which sucks for Falastin (and the other whiners), because the $3.5M could have been given to them to be spent on ... themselves.

This is all a bunch of retarded lepers mud-wrestling in a vat of anal leakage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

49
Chelsea Clinton was congratulated by her parents after completing the Boston Marathon.

__________

Chelsea did the 385 yards, some staffer did the 26 miles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (tgvbd)

50 Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusation.
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Hay!

Everyone needs a little sexy time while fighting for the cause whatever that cause might be.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (RIvkX)

51 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (As/lK)

52 And how do you hack a radioset to do such a thing? Can't they just change the setting? or turn it off?

This whole story is annoying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (IXt4j)

Remember, you are dealing with people who regard all technology as magic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (utfVc)

53
Sorry, did she complete the 2025 Marathon this year?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (tgvbd)

54 Greta probably has a strap on

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)

55 "radio hacked to pump songs from the Swedish pop group ABBA on full blast."

How the fuck do you "hack" a radio? me thinks the perpetrator is a member of the crew.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (vOtXJ)

56 Released today.. but not as bad as I thought it would be.. must not be the hush money shush fund beneficiaries..
Take a trip down memory hole lane...
The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c

Mark Foley is in there but good ole Larry Craig aint... good times ...
The incident involving Larry Craig in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom stall is often cited as a defining moment in the political career of the Idaho Republican. Craig's actions, which included peering through the stall door and making gestures suggesting to an undercover officer that he wanted to engage in "lewd conduct,"

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 20, 2026 04:14 PM (VPPG8)

57 that this "Heart of Falastin" group is pissed that the Avila-Thunberg group took in $3.5M in donations for this junket, and spent all the money on ... themselves.

How much astroglide and scented dildo/candles does that even get? Was there cocaine too? I bet there was cocaine.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:14 PM (XWPh2)

58 This was a fun watch (for anybody who liked Kids in the Hall): https://youtu.be/Ov5wUyp5xxs?si=8GLLhcXyVDPudC2I

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)

59 I wonder if the ship had a bow thruster?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (abIsI)

60 Oddly, Greta is a better sailor than Sean Penn. Who knew?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (FmapG)

61 So, all these women were unwilling partners? These news reports seem to be removing the agency of these poor women!

Just throwing a bit more gas on the fire.

Also, my guess, is the women this fellow didn't plow on the boat are jealous.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (vOtXJ)

62 Poopdeck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (kbShR)

63 Is Greta eligible for Chesteral Enhancementology?

That would really "boost" her career.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (DgMqy)

64 55 "radio hacked to pump songs from the Swedish pop group ABBA on full blast."

How the fuck do you "hack" a radio? me thinks the perpetrator is a member of the crew.
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Blue Tooth?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (FmapG)

65 that this "Heart of Falastin" group is pissed that the Avila-Thunberg group took in $3.5M in donations for this junket, and spent all the money on ... themselves.

How much astroglide and scented dildo/candles does that even get? Was there cocaine too? I bet there was cocaine.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:14 PM (XWPh2)
_____

You can be sure there were piles of heavy drugs on that cruise

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

66 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.
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It's got that wakka-wakka 70s porn guitar, right?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

67 30 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)
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If it's standard-issue lefty sexual misconduct, it's probably safe to say that when this guy jumps into the ocean the fish stop swimming, just in case.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

68 62 Poopdeck?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Well blow me down.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (abIsI)

69 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)
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Well, they were away.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)

70 Sort of related. I mentioned here various times that a new translation of The Camp of the Saints has been published by Vauban Books in 2025.

Today, Amazon announced they would no longer list the book on their US site.

The book is still available directly from Vauban on their website.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (0U5gm)

71 So many hairy armpits on one shitty sloop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (RIvkX)

72 So, Below Decks Med?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (FmapG)

73 Why couldn't this guy rape kids the old fashioned way, by joining the UN Peacekeepers?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 04:18 PM (tUP1A)

74 Blue Tooth?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (FmapG)

Tooth wasn't the only one what got blew.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:18 PM (utfVc)

75 Is Greta eligible for Chesteral Enhancementology?

That would really "boost" her career.
Posted by: Bad Andrew

She needs a hairstylist. That Lord Farquaad look is ridiculous.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:18 PM (As/lK)

76 You can be sure there were piles of heavy drugs on that cruise
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
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After all, what's a Revolution without a little blow, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)

77 While we have of late been discussing more how members of the left use protests to get paid, it should be remembered they've always used them to get *laid*.

Turns out "taking down THE MAN" also means a lot of "giving the man (no upper case) some revolutionary nookie"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

78 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)

79 Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations.

"These allegations are obviously not true," he told The Post on WhatsApp Thursday while sailing off the coast of Spain.

You keep using that word...

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)

80 72 So, Below Decks Med?
Posted by: pudinhead [/i

The Mast Head is a much better place.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (abIsI)

81 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)
________

In the linked article, at least one of the three was a girl, and she denied anything happened. Note that she's not saying it was consensual sex, she's saying there was no sex at all.

See my comment above on what I think is really going on here.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (iFTx/)

82 66 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.
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It's got that wakka-wakka 70s porn guitar, right?
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

Tell me you never watched "The Love Boat" without saying you never watched "The Love Boat" 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)

83 48 Well, one of the three alleged banghole girls denied this,
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Let me guess: the third, chronologically, of the three?

So she didn't want to admit that, of the four females on the boat, the only one less fuckable than her was Greta?

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 04:20 PM (bzOmc)

84 SOS?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (kbShR)

85 Someone grab that Seacock and turn it.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (abIsI)

86 You can be sure there were piles of heavy drugs on that cruise
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
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After all, what's a Revolution without a little blow, amirite?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)
______

Lenin's little helper ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

87 Just an old medical question from the 80's, you know, the late 1900's: Is there some form of admission medical screening questionnaire? Is there a right to avoid picking up some virtue signaling, fatal, sexually transmitted infection on this trip? Are you attempting to conceive life so that an abortion may take place? Have you considered being an organ donor?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (YlWIZ)

88 He's an ally, so you know the D has a conscience.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (gC0AI)

89 ABBA was amazing, those two girls voices together where magic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (dE0zm)

90 Mythos Preview - represents a significant performance leap over its predecessor, Claude Opus

It is unclear how the NSA is currently using Mythos, however other organizations are using it primarily to scan their own environments for exploitable security vulnerabilities. The company has restricted access to Mythos to around 40 organizations - as the company says the model's offensive cyber capabilities are too dangerous for wider release. Axios notes further;

Anthropic only announced 12 of those organizations. One source said the NSA was among the unnamed agencies with access.
The NSA's counterparts in the U.K. have said they have access to the model through the country's AI Security Institute.

On Friday, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei met White House chief of staff Susie Wiles and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to discuss deploying Mythos within the government, as well as Anthropic's wider plans and security practices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (FJMtP)

91 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (tYGL3)

92 Greta hardest hit.....?

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (YwEeS)

93 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)

A vessel of that size should have a VHF marine radio, maybe an HF one, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (utfVc)

94 Tell me you never watched "The Love Boat" without saying you never watched "The Love Boat" 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)
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It's supposed to be the theme to The Sex Boat, though.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

95 92 Greta hardest hit.....?
Posted by: steevy

Drive shafted.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (abIsI)

96
"Gettin' Jiggy with the Doom Goblin" is an expose that will make you lose your lunch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (xG4kz)

97 Someone grab that Seacock and turn it.
Posted by: The Captain

Ouch!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (As/lK)

98 70 Sort of related. I mentioned here various times that a new translation of The Camp of the Saints has been published by Vauban Books in 2025.

Today, Amazon announced they would no longer list the book on their US site.

The book is still available directly from Vauban on their website.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

Potential 'Streisand' effect here. Vauban Books could be getting a LOT of orders soon. Many of them spite purchases for Amazons cowardly partisan hack choices.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (sAmhv)

99 Speaking of allies whose D has a conscience, I tried to watch 'Alien Resurrection' over the weekend. Written by Joss Whedon. Made it about 1/2 hour.

How he ever got another writing job after that is really beyond me.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (gC0AI)

100 "Its the implication" ~Dennis Reynolds

Posted by: Flyguy at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (yk5yw)

101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)
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I have two boomboxes in basement storage that we haven't touched in decades. So, me.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

102 On Friday, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei met White House chief of staff Susie Wiles and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to discuss deploying Mythos within the government, as well as Anthropic's wider plans and security practices.

If they put in a request for rubber suits, I'd start getting very worried.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

103 Spreaders are on sail boats.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (abIsI)

104 Tell me you never watched "The Love Boat" without saying you never watched "The Love Boat" 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)
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It's supposed to be the theme to The Sex Boat, though.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)
_____

"We got a song for you that would be perfect, matey!"

-- Soft Cell

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

105 Hairy armpits aren't bad if you don't look at them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (FJMtP)

106 91 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (0Htd1)

107 Spreaders are on sail boats.

To say nothing of spanker sails.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

108 "To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power."

By my calculations the nation has been undergoing genocide for about thirty months now.

Are the mothers there replenishing the numbers on a regular basis or what? Not enough cousins to go around any longer?

Maybe the Gazans need some Brazilian DNA added to the gene pool just for a little more froth and vigor?

Maybe it's about time the Gazans find out what cultural enrichment is all about?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

109 Spreaders are on sail boats.
Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (abIsI)

But submariners go down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (utfVc)

110 You can tell Amodei really warmed up to Susan Wiles. Instead of looking down at his shoes he looked down at hers.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (gC0AI)

111 On a tangentially related note, I'm hoping to book Greta as a spokeswoman once my solar-powered sybian comes out.

Patent pending.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)

112 Going on the hard soon.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)

113 Who figured Greta as a Yacht Girl?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (FmapG)

114 I can't shake the feeling that it's practically a self-own ot have insisted I have watched The Love Boat....

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (Fi81e)

115 See my comment above on what I think is really going on here.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Someone was calling "FIRST" on Greta's maidenhood?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)

116 101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)
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I have two boomboxes in basement storage that we haven't touched in decades. So, me.

Posted by: Axeman

Heh! I have several radios scattered around my homestead. I still use them occasionally.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

117 I'm over at WSJ and they have a picture with the following caption:

"Representatives from more than a dozen foreign diplomatic missions, United Nations offices and the media surveyed war damage in Tehran on Monday."

So Iran let's in dozens of diplomats in two days before cease fire ends. Welp, it was nice knowing you. Have fun being hostages.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

118 106 91 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl

A hole is a hole. (shrugs)

Posted by: Male Feminist at April 20, 2026 04:28 PM (sAmhv)

119 I was wondering why the Application for Flotilla asked for my cup size.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:28 PM (RIvkX)

120 "To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power."

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Nah. It's just the way that progressives/libs enjoy getting all their passions stirred up at once.

When it's not politics about power, it's politics about the "way you feel".

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

121 16 When are these people going to learn to keep all of the rape inside the Rape Tents?

That is why you have Rape Tents.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (ytyaf)

Technically, there are no designated Rape Tents, just one designated Rape-Free Tent. They're really setting their rapists up for failure by demanding analytical reasoning.

Posted by: SciVo at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (Sy6m/)

122 Horndog of the sea.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (w6EFb)

123 Heh! I have several radios scattered around my homestead. I still use them occasionally.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

I turned on a Zenith Transoceanic a couple of nights ago. Got a station in Florida booming in on the 31 meter band.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (utfVc)

124 Then he did firefly and a bunch of otheg projects like doll house some of whom ended up in avengers

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (bXbFr)

125 But the water tank on the freighter doesnt make sense

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 20, 2026 04:30 PM (bXbFr)

126 You know you are referencing the future Mrs. Hogg-Thunberg, correct?

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at April 20, 2026 04:30 PM (0sNs1)

127 Spreaders are on sail boats.

Posted by: The Captain

I have heard there are plenty of them on yachts, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (0U5gm)

128 I don't think the stupid little elf, herself, has been screwed. I think it was three other girls who got laid by some Brazilian guy.

Posted by: Ralph at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (8WZD4)

129 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl

A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

Any port in a storm.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (As/lK)

130 Was Dennis Reynolds available for comment?

Anytime you go out on the water, there are "implications."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 20, 2026 04:32 PM (gnNyN)

131 Technically, there are no designated Rape Tents, just one designated Rape-Free Tent. They're really setting their rapists up for failure by demanding analytical reasoning.

Posted by: SciVo at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (Sy6m/)
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Officially: Absolutely NO RAPING WHATSOEVER (if anybody else is watching).

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)

132 Please tell me this time the flotilla floundered and sank.

Lie if you must.

P.S. I bet Greta von Thule was not one picked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:32 PM (2GVsD)

133 I don't think the stupid little elf, herself, has been screwed. I think it was three other girls who got laid by some Brazilian guy.
Posted by: Ralph at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (8WZD4)

Maybe they are complaining because she got all the dick, and they didn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (utfVc)

134 116 101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

I have clock radios in my bathrooms. I can just turn them on and listen to my oldies station.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (0Htd1)

135 See my comment above on what I think is really going on here.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Someone was calling "FIRST" on Greta's maidenhood?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
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That was definitely not The Blade calling FIRST on that rancid slop. Maybe Sponge?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

136 Heh! I have several radios scattered around my homestead. I still use them occasionally.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

I turned on a Zenith Transoceanic a couple of nights ago. Got a station in Florida booming in on the 31 meter band.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have a Grundig Yacht Boy 400. But an over the air commercial am/fm radio? Nah.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (As/lK)

137 Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at April 20, 2026 04:30 PM (0sNs1)
=====

Yeah yeah you went to Harvard we know.
/exasperated

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (RIvkX)

138 The Paolo, he will take you on a...how you say...a three hour tour. A three hour tour!

Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (I0N4X)

139 Greta and Sexual Misconduct in the same sentence.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (2WIwB)

140 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

And that applies to trans "women", doesn't it?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (0Htd1)

141 We need common-sense rapist control. Almost all of the scary ones have that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Carolyn McCarthy, former (D-NY) Congresswoman at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)

142 >Greta Thunberg's freedom flotilla...has been rocked by scandal after one of its woke leaders was accused of "sexual misconduct" with at least three volunteers.
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did Greta volunteer? Or did someone volunteer to do her?

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (ZxPkt)

143 A face that could remove barnacles

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (jrgJz)

144 I had trouble spotifying my sheets as a lad.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

145 Horny Greta!

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)

146 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl

A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

Any port in a storm.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (As/lK)
____

There are pics of the people on that boat at the link in Ace's post. Dung beetles wouldn't give any of them a second look (or smell).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (iFTx/)

147 Greta and Sexual Misconduct in the same sentence.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (2WIwB)

Miss Conduct would be a good name for a yacht.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM (utfVc)

148 Huh, sex on a boat. Go figure.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)

149 Greta just needs a little help achieving orgasm.

Call me Greta!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (4eiIm)

150 I'd think if you're into this sort of thing, you'd want a job actually distributing the food aid to the starving masses. Deals could be .... made.

Won't you help me save the children from 'Save the Children?'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)

151 I think Greta was the one complaining because the Brazilian guy was doing the horizontal samba with every girl, but Great.

She got kicked off the leader boat on to another boat during the last flotilla because she started complaining to the steering committee that they weren't doing it right. I expect something similar happening here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

152 Greta and Sexual Misconduct in the same sentence.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (2WIwB)

Miss Conduct would be a good name for a yacht.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM (utfVc)
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Would nobody learn from Gary Hart?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)

153 That was definitely not The Blade calling FIRST on that rancid slop. Maybe Sponge?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM

Is the implication here that you prefer next-day leftovers, after the flavors have had time to meld?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (0sNs1)

154 140 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

And that applies to trans "women", doesn't it?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Does a hole lined with Tilapia skin truly qualify as a "bonus hole"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (Dv3i1)

155 'but Greta' ... definitely not 'Great'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

156 I AM GRET!!

Posted by: I AM GRET!! at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

157 I hesitate to read the article to find out what might count as "sexual misconduct" between these whackos.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (OlBv0)

158 I hate myself for wanting to have sex with Greta Thunberg, I really do....

Posted by: Denny Crane - But That's never Stopped Me Before, So... at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (dmDsy)

159 Hay!

Everyone needs a little sexy time while fighting for the cause whatever that cause might be.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (RIvkX)

And if you fuck and produce some children, there is nothing wrong with leaving them at the side of the road for another family to pick up.

Posted by: Mao at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (T6aVk)

160 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

I remember running across a study that found heterosexual men feel more satisfied with sexual activity if it is with a woman they find attractive.

Yes, our tax dollars paid for a study to establish this.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

161 do I have any radios? lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (VyBeY)

162
"Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations."

You'd think an activist would have enough to keep him busy in Brazil, without seeking out battlegrounds in other parts of the world.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

===============

I'm pretty sure he never got off the boat when it "went to" Gaza -- although he may have disembarked for a little salsa dancing when it hit Cuba.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (n7rxJ)

163 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

it's just you

and her

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)

164 134 116 101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

I have clock radios in my bathrooms. I can just turn them on and listen to my oldies station.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (0Htd1)

Live streaming via Internet

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (T6aVk)

165 Greta can ride on my boat.

Posted by: Captain Stabbin at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (4eiIm)

166 So no Monkey Business with Greta?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (2GVsD)

167 There's not enough alcohol in the world that would make that Greta goblin attractive.

Leftists have no standards at all.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (AFztM)

168 I took a look at the article. What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)

169 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

it's just you

and her

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)
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Big Lou is just like you!
He threw up a little bit, too.

Posted by: Those Big Lou commercials at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

170 These 2 dudes are mocking the young women social influencers at Coachella, they're hilarious. The context is that the influencers make their "getting ready" videos while putting on their make up.

https://tinyurl.com/4c4nhn42

Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)

171 166 So no Monkey Business with Greta?
Posted by: Anna Puma

We have Monkey Fists aboard.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (abIsI)

172 "That's just the tip o' the iceberg, Greta baby."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)

173 156 I AM GRET!!
Posted by: I AM GRET!! at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

You Are Gret

Posted by: Box of Cheerios at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (T6aVk)

174 Golly! Things sure have changed since 1978.

Posted by: Isaac, Your Bartender *with the patented smile and double point* at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (wVcYX)

175 The Paolo, he does not have any "clock" radios.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (utfVc)

176 I remember running across a study that found heterosexual men feel more satisfied with sexual activity if it is with a woman they find attractive.

Yes, our tax dollars paid for a study to establish this.
_____

I assume getting male volunteers for this study was no problem. I wonder if they told the female volunteers if their volunteer partner put them in the "attracted to" category or not. This calls for another study.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

177 "And how do you hack a radioset to do such a thing? Can't they just change the setting? or turn it off?"

Sorry if some other 'ron has already answered this (too lazy this afternoon to read all replies), but the Israelis hacked the "flotilla"'s comms and started playing ABBA non-stop. That was the troll. Damned good one too. Gotta admire those Jews; I don't know why folks are so stupid as to go out of their way to piss them off. Much better having those guys as allies. Just sayin'....

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (sFNX2)

178 >>>Sort of related. I mentioned here various times that a new translation of The Camp of the Saints has been published by Vauban Books in 2025.

I just purchased a copy from Amazon a couple weeks ago. The paperback, since the ebook can be deleted at any time. I figured it was only a matter of time before they removed it.

A depressingly prophetic book.

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (jGJov)

179 the flattering light of the candles on that round puffy face
you touch her
she says 'how dare you'

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (ZxPkt)

180 I have an HD radio, which sits collecting dust. With the advent of streaming, I find that I can't stand regular radio anymore. The commercials are horrendous, lol.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (AFztM)

181 If I was a lefty, I'd do Greta.

Because she's famous.

That's what I think of myself as a erstwhile lefty.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

182 I took a look at the article. What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)

That the person who made it is an idiot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:43 PM (utfVc)

183 All of this talk is pure Scuttle Butt.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:43 PM (abIsI)

184 "I can make your sea level rise, honey."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (DgMqy)

185 What looks like a US flag but with a crescent moon and star in a blue field, try Malaysia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)

186 I love the movie The Green Inferno. It's 2/3 documentary of the pompousness and silliness of Leftist protests, and 1/3 fantasy of them getting eaten by the "poor, downtrodden" people they're claiming to help.

Posted by: Wally at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0e5Te)

187 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

it's just you

and her

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)

Some Barry White, Sade, Donna Summer . . .

Posted by: Scenes of rocket launches, fast trains entering tunnels, etc at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (wVcYX)

188 Alleged rapes are the worst kind.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

189 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

There was probably a lot of drug use going on on that boat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0Htd1)

190 The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned...

Q: how many of the boat's 'ethics committee' were also on the sexy-time planning committee? Did the boat's rules committee have an adequate recall election procedure?

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (OlBv0)

191 Building digital Aether, Vapor and Voids can be expensive.

Bitcoin mining firm New York Digital Investment Group (NYDIG) is in the process of buying a shut down Alcoa plant, Massena East, in, get this, NY.

Built for 24/7 heavy industrial operations, aluminum smelters come with pre-existing substations, transmission lines and high-capacity grid connections. That makes them attractive targets for Bitcoin miners and data center operators, who often spend years securing similar infrastructure approvals from scratch.

Massena East also benefits from hydropower supplied by the New York Power Authority, a key draw for energy-intensive computing firms seeking low-cost and lower-carbon power sources.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:45 PM (FJMtP)

192 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

There was probably a lot of drug use going on on that boat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0Htd1)
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Yeah, that would also play a role.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

193 >>>since the ebook can be deleted at any time

I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

194 It figures a bunch of. lefty activists taking a boat out on the Mediterranean would need to use a steering committee.

"I move we stop by Majorca."
"Do I hear a second?"
"Second!"
"All in favor say 'uptwinkles'"

**uptwinkles**

*booat circles aimlessly*

Posted by: muldooon at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (I0N4X)

195 I took a look at the article. What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)

If there is a palm tree, then it is the flag of the United States of South Carolina

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (rbvCR)

196 Huh, sex on a boat. Go figure.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM

Returning to port in Point Loma (San Diego area) one full-moonlit evening, when the water was glass-smooth (very unusual), there was a 30-ft or so sailboat anchored just a hundred yards or so east of the transit channel. It had the minimal rigging lamps lit, but was otherwise dark.

For some reason, it had a slight fore-and-aft motion of the hull. As the sea was glass-smooth, there was no sea state that would have had it bobbing this way.

As we passed, there was some discussion about the effects the sub's wake would have on the boat.

30 seconds or so after we passed, and the wake rocked the boat, sonar reported screw noised close aboard our starboard beam.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)

197 183 All of this talk is pure Scuttle Butt.
Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:43 PM (abIsI)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/klIIPsE9L74

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (PiwSw)

198 The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned...

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (OlBv0)
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Why do I imagine Eric Swalwell in one of these seats?

Oh yeah, because they're probably equally all full of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Fi81e)

199 Just ran to the bottom to comment.
Any snark about the seamen yet?

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (R2gO3)

200 Or Malaysia

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR)

201 "So no Monkey Business with Greta?"

You had to be boobaliscious to get on my yacht!

Posted by: Gary Hart at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (cO6oP)

202 193 >>>since the ebook can be deleted at any time

I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

=======

Microsoft ended its entire ebook system a few years ago.

No refunds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (O35xg)

203 Come on, fellas... you're banging Greta good... real good...then take it to the next level by pumping deep into her... every stroke going in further... she starts to see and feel what's going on, her hips start bucking wildly, you grab on and dig your cock even deeper into her.... just when you see on her face she's about to cum, you pull out and jizz all over her face.

She never sees it cumming.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe I Have That On Tape... at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (dmDsy)

204 >>>I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.

the fine print on kindle purchases now says you purchase a license to view the content, you're not actually purchasing the book -- yes I think they refund you, but they're taking the "you'll own nothing and like it" approach with the Kindle now

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (jGJov)

205 199 Just ran to the bottom to comment.
Any snark about the seamen yet?
Posted by: Gunslinger

Feel free to add yours at anytime. Snark that is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

206 Kindltot

#185

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)

207 I don't want to have sex with Greta or talk to her about politics , but she looks better as a smiling older person in the last picture than she did as an angry scowling kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (RKlIw)

208 204 the fine print on kindle purchases now says you purchase a license to view the content, you're not actually purchasing the book -- yes I think they refund you, but they're taking the "you'll own nothing and like it" approach with the Kindle now

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (jGJov)

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This is literally every digital purchase now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (O35xg)

209 If there is a palm tree, then it is the flag of the United States of South Carolina
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (rbvCR)

You mean the Caliphate of South Carolina.

Well, the flag also has an evil crescent, which is the evil symbol of evil Islam...

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (T6aVk)

210

Any other Huskies here who took Pepper Schwartz's Psych 201 class? The final day was always an overflow crowd.

Going Down to Bimini.

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (BwjED)

211 >>Or Malaysia

Yea, it's the Malaysian flag.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

212 since the ebook can be deleted at any time
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Not for those who saved it off.

I found that I have archived a copy of the "The Count" on Google Drive.

It was the book that they circulated around the internet before the 2020 elections saying "Don't worry, Joe Biden is going to win--but if Trump steals the election, we can take this all the way to alternate slates of electors and a House vote on January 6th".

No, I'm not shitting you.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

213 >>>But we've seen enough rapes at lefty events to make that a soft "allegedly."

We can't have that. All of our allegedlies need to be rock-hard.

--Eric Swalwell

Posted by: No Name Today at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (8mulE)

214 I liked "the United States of South Carolina" better.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (rbvCR)

215 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

Hey, hey!

Posted by: The Couch Cushions at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (OlBv0)

216 A close examination of the photo of the ship from the start of the journey reveals no hotties on board:

https://nypost.com/ wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/ 2026-global-sumud-humanitarian-aid-125871650.jpg? resize=2048,1365&quality=75&strip=all

(remove spaces)

Just the usual motley crew of skeevy sinewy scowling Euro-bitches.

Therefore, this story is officially of no interest.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Av6i5)

217 186 I love the movie The Green Inferno. It's 2/3 documentary of the pompousness and silliness of Leftist protests, and 1/3 fantasy of them getting eaten by the "poor, downtrodden" people they're claiming to help.
Posted by: Wally at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0e5Te)

That was a great movie! It's been on a few lists of most disturbing movies ever but I'm convinced those lists are compiled by 12 year old female vegetarians.

I'm trying to remember if it was that one, "Cannibal Holocaust" or both where a guy has his penis cut off. And everyone freaked out.

Pussies...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

218 You mean the Caliphate of South Carolina.

Well, the flag also has an evil crescent, which is the evil symbol of evil Islam...
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (T6aVk)

The Grand Mosque in Clempson is completely Orange.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (PiwSw)

219 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.

Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)

220 207 I don't want to have sex with Greta or talk to her about politics , but she looks better as a smiling older person in the last picture than she did as an angry scowling kid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Heck yeah, she does!

Posted by: Moron, 8 yrs into 12 yr sentence at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (Dv3i1)

221 It seems to havr carried cargo to china as far back ar 2027 when it ran aground outside hong kong

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (bXbFr)

222 219 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.

Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)

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Wait...those first two steps are my plan for the unsupervised church youth group outing...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (O35xg)

223 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.

Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)
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Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Donald Fagen at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

224 203- TMI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (RKlIw)

225 The AI version of Greta with the big fun bags would be bangable. The real version...not so much.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (XMwZJ)

226 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Palestinian Chicken" episode of Curb your Enthusiasm comes to mind.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

227 Released today.. but not as bad as I thought it would be.. must not be the hush money shush fund beneficiaries..
Take a trip down memory hole lane...
The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c

Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED)

228 113 Who figured Greta as a Yacht Girl?

pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove"?

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (oY6Yp)

229 You would think the stench would be enough to halt any activity. Yikes.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (2N3ca)

230 227 Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED)

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What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (O35xg)

231 I don't want to have sex with Greta or talk to her about politics , but she looks better as a smiling older person in the last picture than she did as an angry scowling kid.

Sex cruises have opened her eyes.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (n9XW8)

232 The AI version of Greta with the big fun bags would be bangable. The real version...not so much.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (XMwZJ)
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To the libs, though, she's iconic. A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

233 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.
Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher.

Posted by: David at Smart Tech at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (wXgT/)

234 The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c

Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED)

Releasing stuff that was already public knowledge. How quaint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (utfVc)

235 @216 -- That's a target rich environment.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:55 PM (XMwZJ)

236 Squirrely commies aboard!

If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

237 218 The Grand Mosque in Clempson is completely Orange.

didn't realize baghwan shree rajnish was an imam.

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 04:55 PM (oY6Yp)

238 203- TMI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (RKlIw)
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That post had TMI vanish in the rearview mirror.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

239 A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.
Yeah...like his later trip to the free clinic.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (XMwZJ)

240 What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (O35xg)

What if I told you this wasn’t limited to DC?

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (2N3ca)

241
I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

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Statement by Nathan Pinkoski, who wrote the intro to the new edition:

https://tinyurl.com/5brb24k8

Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)

242 A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.
Yeah...like his later trip to the free clinic.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (XMwZJ)
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Better than Monkeypox those Euros got from being drilled by other guys.

Oh, that's right. "Monkeypox" was racist, you know--for absolutely no sane reason!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

243 "You make my nighttime temperatures go up, darlin'

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (DgMqy)

244 @227: Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED):
*****
Thanks for posting that. Is the investigation list the same as or different from the sexual complaint slush fund pay out list??

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (UiCgU)

245 Music for the occasion:

https://youtu.be/i5tIHtbctFQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (utfVc)

246 202 Microsoft ended its entire ebook system a few years ago.

No refunds.

i see rumors online that amazon will be ending its kindle pc reader in june. they'll be moving to a new app you have to buy from the microsoft store.

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (oY6Yp)

247 Speaking of activists that won't go away, Rachel Corrie's parents are going on a media tour to promote a Bernie Sanders bill that bans selling bulldozers to Israel.

I don't think the Bee could spoof that any better, and it's real.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 04:59 PM (2ocoG)

248 To the libs, though, she's iconic. A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

And bang other liberal chicks that love and adore her.
So they in some small way could feel connected to Greta..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)

249 Don't you wonder why we never hear of corruption from a Congressional Ethics Committee?

It seems like they are always playing the game of "Now that everybody knows, we're going to HAVE to do something!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

250 Ok, my last thought on Greta...

You guys don't see that looking into her eyes, and giving one huge thrust of your cock so deep into her that her eyes cross and getting that feeling that...yeah, Greta, you're welcome!

Now stop being such a twat.

Posted by: Denny Crane - On Sale For $10 Dollars, DM Me! at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (dmDsy)

251 What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)
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That might be the national flag of Malaysia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (RIvkX)

252 What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (O35xg)

What if I told you this wasn’t limited to DC?
Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (2N3ca)

What if I told you how many condoms an Olympic Village goes through?

Posted by: IOC at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (wVcYX)

253 To the libs, though, she's iconic. A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

And bang other liberal chicks that love and adore her.
So they in some small way could feel connected to Greta..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)
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This guy gets it!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

254 What if I told you how many condoms an Olympic Village goes through?
Posted by: IOC at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (wVcYX)
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I'd say I knew the trend, just not the numbers.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

255 Greta Thunberg, yacht girl.

*shudder*

Worst cruise ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 20, 2026 05:02 PM (vPXog)

256 Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down, with John Ternus set to take over, 9to5Mac reports

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:03 PM (FJMtP)

257 Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!

Posted by: LASue

The list we were promised is the list of members who committed sexual assault, and paid our tax dollars to the victims in return for NDLs and no prosecution. This isn't it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (0U5gm)

258 General Jack Keane: "We have twice as much combat air in the region today than we did when we began the war some weeks ago."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (FJMtP)

259 Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down, with John Ternus set to take over, 9to5Mac reports

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:03 PM (FJMtP)
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The role of top man just never suited him.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

260 What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM

* shocked face *

Posted by: Harvey W. at April 20, 2026 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

261 Greta Thunberg, Everest Base Camp Girl.

She'll leave you breathless, gasping for air!

Posted by: IOC at April 20, 2026 05:05 PM (wVcYX)

262 The list we were promised is the list of members who committed sexual assault, and paid our tax dollars to the victims in return for NDLs and no prosecution. This isn't it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (0U5gm)
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Yea-a-a--ah... about that list....

You ain't gettin' that.

Posted by: DC at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

263 U.S. Air Force Secretary says the A-10 “Warthog” will remain in service through 2030 after consultations with the Pentagon, preserving combat power while aircraft production ramps up

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (FJMtP)

264 Uh... if it's consensual? Who cares?

Posted by: Skeletor at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

265 Greta Thunberg, Drift Ice Station Zebra Girl

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

266 U.S. Air Force Secretary says the A-10 “Warthog” will remain in service through 2030 after consultations with the Pentagon, preserving combat power while aircraft production ramps up
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (FJMtP)

Good. The previous plans to retire it were stupid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 05:08 PM (utfVc)

267
Worst cruise ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Ahoy there!!

Posted by Cap'n Bill Kristol

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL)

268
Good. The previous plans to retire it were stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 05:08 PM (utfVc)
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If they try to retire it again in 2030 it will still be stupid.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)

269 Uh... if it's consensual? Who cares?
Posted by: Skeletor at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

They consent to get railed, or its over the rail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 05:10 PM (utfVc)

270 Greta Thunberg, LV-426 Comfort Girl.

Nonstop, heart-pounding action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (wVcYX)

271
Boko Haram has kidnapped over 400 women and children from Ngoshe in northeastern Nigeria and is demanding roughly £2.7 million in ransom within 72 hours, threatening mass execution if the government does not pay

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (FJMtP)

272 nood...

Posted by: slash buzz at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (FgaX7)

273 258 General Jack Keane: "We have twice as much combat air in the region today than we did when we began the war some weeks ago."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (FJMtP)
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Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

274 I have to get moving

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

275 I seem to remember the same rape and crime scenarios when the left set up their little camps in Seattle and in NYC for their protests. Quite a few rapes, assaults, and I believe at least one murder in Seattle.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

276 But the military "experts" say the A-10 is an antique and all other planes are better!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Cqx++)

277 There is one plane in the same league as the A10 and that would be a skyraider (all hail)

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (LOZbR)

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