Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips

Disgraced ex-congressman Eric Swalwell -- who is accused of raping and sexually assaulting multiple women after nights of heavy drinking -- billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns, including charges during a series of jaunts to Las Vegas.
Over a four-year period starting in 2020, Swalwell's donor-funded congressional campaigns recorded more than 100 separate charges with now-defunct alcohol delivery company Drizly, according to federal campaign disclosures -- purchases that even caught his team off guard.
While the ex-congressman's boozy campaign spending could be legal, "it might not be the best use of donor money," Swalwell's former chief of staff Alex Evans told the California Post.
"He knew exactly what he was doing."

Swalwell's Drizly spending alone accounted for roughly a quarter of all payments to the service from various candidates' campaigns, political committees and PACs since 2019, according to the Federal Election Commission.
Campaign records show that his tab -- totaling roughly $6,100 -- also overlapped with him curiously taking multiple trips to Las Vegas in the summer of 2021.
In July of that year, Swalwell racked up thousands of dollars in charges for hotel stays at the Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, a five-star hotel and casino. Swalwell appears to have visited the Cosmopolitan three times over a 10-day period that month -- on July 9, 12 and 19.

Wasn't this during the lockdown? I mean, the lockdown of citizens, while the would-be aristocrat class dined at the French Laundry?

During that period, he made several purchases from Drizly while also billing his campaign for a $117.54 charge at STK Steakhouse and a $439.57 bill at Jean Georges Steakhouse at Aria. Charges continued through July 19, including a $940.01 transaction at the Cosmopolitan, bringing the total cost of his time in Vegas over 10 days to more than $3,100.
Drizly was folded into Uber Eats in early 2024, and records show Swalwell's congressional campaigns continued to use the Uber Eats food and drink delivery app more than 220 times after Drizly shut down, including as recently as this year. The charges, which don't detail whether the purchases were for food and/or alcohol, totaled more than $19,000.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:32 PM

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1 Was that wrong?

Should I have not done that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:32 PM (O35xg)

2
Disgraced ex-congressman Eric Swalwell -- who is accused of raping and sexually assaulting multiple women after nights of heavy drinking -- billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns, including charges during a series of jaunts to Las Vegas.

Morons: "I'll have what he's having."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:33 PM (tgvbd)

3 Geez he didn't drink enough to stop the delivery company from going bankrupt. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (gu0hJ)

4 Afternoon.

The guy who looked like a sleazy retard was, in fact, a sleazy retard.

Who knew?

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (dpXJq)

5 The guy is slime.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (pvf3X)

6 The guy who looked like a sleazy retard was, in fact, a sleazy retard.

Who knew?

*Raises hand*

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

7 This is why it is called the Democrat PARTY!!!

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (vbXSk)

8 Note to other deep state hacks:

You’re all expendable.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (u73oe)

9
The guy is slime.
Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (pvf3X)

No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (tgvbd)

10 Sooo...what's his drink?

That would be instructive.

Posted by: Meric at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (3HOfK)

11 6 The guy who looked like a sleazy retard was, in fact, a sleazy retard.

Who knew?

*Raises hand*

Pelosi certainly knew. That's why she kept him around.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

12 Wasn't this during the lockdown? I mean, the lockdown of citizens, while the would-be aristocrat class dined at the French Laundry?

This is from the time frame where the government told us going to Church would spread the disease to grandma, but going to a glory hole, a casino, or a BLM rally would be fine.

Which matches up pretty well with activities leftists like to go to

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

13 The guy is slime.
Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (pvf3X)

No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

No, he's the parasite's waste product.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

14 good liquor or are we talking Chivas?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)

15 Ok we need to have a movie of Swalwell's life, played by Matt Damon, acting as his character from Team America World Police

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

16 We are governed by bozos.

Posted by: DEI Higher at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (TezPK)

17 recorded more than 100 separate charges with now-defunct alcohol delivery company Drizly

Why did they go under if they were delivering so much booze?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

18 *Raises hand*
Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

I guess you think laying on your back with your ankles behind your ears gives you a unique perspective.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (dpXJq)

19 Shocking, booze and Vegas for a political campaign. I never...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (UPlzn)

20 billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns

From the "everything is projection" department, this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

21 Gotta have something to slip those date rape drugs into.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (Q/FnY)

22 16 We are governed by bozos.

Posted by: DEI Higher at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (TezPK)

Much worse than that, I'm afraid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

23 We are governed by bozos.

One thing most dystopian fiction got wrong is that the evil elites are generally portrayed as classy and educated versus the crass and licentious assholes they are

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

24 i support a regime that allows men to marry 9 year old girls

Posted by: Sid at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (g5C8n)

25 20 billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns

From the "everything is projection" department, this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

Pelosi gets tits-to-the-floor drunk...well, her tits are already there without support, I suppose...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

26 The guy is slime.
Posted by: Case
No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

No, he's the parasite's waste product.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

He's the fly that eats the waste product.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)

27
billed an ~~eye-watering~~ cirrhosis-inducing amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns

Better

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (tgvbd)

28 Hoboes drink Scotch. Gentlemen drink Bourbon.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (FmapG)

29 this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.
Posted by: Ian S.

Ahem!

Posted by: Hilldog and Kumswalla at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (TezPK)

30 From the "everything is projection" department, this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.

Not long before Hammer guy showed up, Paul Pelosi got pulled over for drunk driving with an unknown passenger in his car.

Of course he got let off with a warning and we never did find out if hammer guy was the passenger.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

31 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

32 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"

Urologists?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

33 Posted by: Sid at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (g5C8n)

You DICK!

Posted by: 30K Iranians Murdered In Less Than A Week at April 20, 2026 01:40 PM (dpXJq)

34 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"

Posted by: Bulg

A weather girl?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 01:41 PM (0U5gm)

35
Only when the media mentions any of this can they say "We shall not speak of this ever again."

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 01:41 PM (Y8DZL)

36 Big booze deliveries? Like with a MoMe?

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2026 01:41 PM (T6Tm2)

37 So Sid likes him some muzzie mullahs. Not surprising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

38 "while also billing his campaign for a $117.54 charge at STK Steakhouse and a $439.57 bill at Jean Georges Steakhouse at Aria"

$120 at STK is barely a few drinks at the bar. No way you can have any kind of real dinner for that amount.

$440 for JG also seems very low. Maybe just one person? This steakhouse is the kinda place they don't put the prices on the online menus. It's heavy on exotic wagyu for 100s of dollars just for one steak.

I'm sure his campaign got billed for thousands of dollars of heavy drugs, too. Except even Rapeswell ain't dumb enough to list "Big Hector the Drug Dealer" on his billing records.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

39 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

An incontinent old man who has to wear a diaper?

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (dpXJq)

40 37 So Sid likes him some muzzie mullahs. Not surprising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

======

He supports men who marry 9 year old girls in order to fight the Epstein regime of pedophiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (O35xg)

41 Grizzley Adams >>> Drizly Adams

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

42 Yeah, so?

You should have seen the bar tab for President Washington's farewell bash!

- Swalwell, legitimately comparing himself to George Washington, probably.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (G1ktt)

43
With all the screwing going on, i can't imagine the sexual diseases being "shared."

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (3ek7K)

44 40 37 So Sid likes him some muzzie mullahs. Not surprising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

======

He supports men who marry 9 year old girls in order to fight the Epstein regime of pedophiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (O35xg)

Where fight may have a different meaning than what you or I believe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

45 Pffffft, I say.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & California's next-next Governor) at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

46 Speaking of Iran, I think a lot of people really have gotten the wrong idea from Gandhi.

If you have the British colonial office as your "evil government authority" then sure his schtick works.

If you have the Mullahs you need to quietly make them disappear instead of marching down the streets. Take Solzhenitsyn's maxim that if the regime enforcers worry about going home they are going to be much less interest in rounding people up...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

47 He supports men who marry 9 year old girls in order to fight the Epstein regime of pedophiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (O35xg)

But have you seen 9 year old Iranian girls?

Freakin' sluts...

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (dpXJq)

48 I don't know know why ( maybe because I'm tired ) but Swallwell spending so much money on booze seems rather funny and one of the "lighter" things about his creepitude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (PFs9e)

49 Ruben "Shultz" Gallego still knows nothing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (tUP1A)

50 A $300 bottle of Cutty Sark? What's the problem?

Fuhgeddaboudit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (Fbc0I)

51 You know in discussing Muhammed's child bride with Muslim-philes in the US they'll often point out that child marriages weren't unheard of in the west and that's true.

But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

52 No one cares about sex and booze and hookers anymore.

Swalwell pissed off the wrong person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (W2Pud)

53 50 A $300 bottle of Cutty Sark? What's the problem?

Fuhgeddaboudit.
-------------
Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (FmapG)

54 49 Ruben "Shultz" Gallego still knows nothing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (tUP1A)

=======

*crossing fingers that Katie Hobbs screws up the inevitable replacement of Gallego as much as Luther Strange screwed up the replacement of Jeff Sessions*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (O35xg)

55 We’re going to discover he was pretty much a scumbag scammer in every area of his life, aren’t we?

And we will not be shocked.
Not even a little bit.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)

56
Is Swalwell officially gone yet?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (IifOV)

57 Speaking of parasite waste products, I see Sid is here.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (tYGL3)

58 ..., Swalwell's donor-funded congressional campaigns recorded more than 100 separate charges with now-defunct alcohol delivery company Driz,,,

Sounds like his benefactor taught him well.

Posted by: javems at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (AtZQT)

59 We are governed by bozos.
Posted by: DEI Higher at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM

This, this is the kind of unbridled optimism we love to see in our significantly-under under-29s!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

60 They did name a sandwich after him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (kbShR)

61
Date rape drugs don't ingest themselves.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)

62 Uber was the parent corporation. Drizly officially shut down at the end of March 2024.

Tony West is the Senior Vice President, Chief Legal Officer, and Corporate Secretary at Uber, a position he has held since 2017. He oversees global legal, compliance, ethics, and security functions. Key team members include Tammy Albarrán (Chief Deputy Counsel) and various specialized counsel managing litigation, AI, and global employment.

Eric was quite the D party moneymaker, or something.
Married to Maya Harris (Kamala's sister) for over 25 years, West is a former Obama Justice Department official.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

63 *crossing fingers that Katie Hobbs screws up the inevitable replacement of Gallego as much as Luther Strange screwed up the replacement of Jeff Sessions*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

She better not screw this up if she knows what is good for her.
-Cartel that controls The Abortion Mouse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (Dv3i1)

64 $19k in Uber Eats.

I’m beginning to see why protecting illegals is so important to him.

The man needs his gig economy slaves, yo!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

65 Whenever a democrat is caught doing something illegal or unethical, the press immediately releases a story about a republican, accusing him or her of similar acts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (0U5gm)

66 Piker. Swalwell didn't piss off near enough donor money.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (DIbRX)

67 I guess he needed to ply the women with drink in order for them to find him attractive .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)

68 Let he who has not blown thousands of dollars of donor money on booze and trips to Vegas cast the first stone!

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)

69 Good afternoon everyone! I hope the day has been good so far. Curious what happens next with this cat - simply banished to the dem hinterlands?

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (Q9G/L)

70 62. Apologies

Reverse the last paragraph.

Tony West is married to Maya Harris and has been for decades.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 20, 2026 01:50 PM (NFX2v)

71 I understand why the booze bills are so high. I can't imagine the alcohol I would have to consume to have sexual relations with Swalwell.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:50 PM (aZm/F)

72 So he liked to have a beer every now and then...
So what.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (affD0)

73
I guess he needed to ply the women with drink in order for them to find him attractive .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)

_____________

He would need his own brewery for that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (tgvbd)

74 Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips

Why would this be a problem?
- Nasty Pelosi

Posted by: Operator Error at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (N7P3t)

75 Curious what happens next with this cat
Posted by: Piper

It won't be groovy.

Ya dig?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

76 But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.
_____

He waited 3 years before he consummated the marriage. Only the Prophet (PBUH) could have shown such heroic patience!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Dv3i1)

77 68 Let he who has not blown thousands of dollars of donor money on booze and trips to Vegas cast the first stone!
Posted by: ballistic

Vegas. Blown.

Bet there's no receipts of that but guarantee it happened.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

78 He's not the only one. He probably isn't even the worst. He might be the stupidest though. The rest of them didn't get caught. I mean, look at Bernie, he's got like five houses. He expertly grifted off his presidential campaigns and enriched himself wildly. Swalwell is an idiot. He is trying to get free liquor, when he should be diverting millions to his relatives to coordinate his campaign ad buys like Bernie did. Wonder if Swalwell doesn't have any relatives he can trust. He seems like the kind of guy whose own family can't stand him.

Posted by: It wouldn't surprise me at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (anL5R)

79 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

80 I understand why the booze bills are so high. I can't imagine the alcohol I would have to consume to have sexual relations with Swalwell./i]

To be honest one beer is usually enough

Posted by: Swalwell's roofie supply at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

81 honestly I don't know how you walk into a dining establishment in Vegas and only get a bill for like $100

what did they get, a bottle of water and a bag of chips?

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

82 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

83
81 honestly I don't know how you walk into a dining establishment in Vegas and only get a bill for like $100

what did they get, a bottle of water and a bag of chips?

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

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Bets on Swalwell being a terrible tipper?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (O35xg)

84 79 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

frankly amazing Duke! WOW

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

85 82 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

=====

Just further proof that the FBI is and always has been in Trump's pocket.

Merrick Garland was a hidden Trump acolyte since he didn't bring charges against Trump for his Epstein connections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (O35xg)

86 Yeah, time to go over Ruben Gallegos expenses, too.

While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

87 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Congrats to your DiL. How is that?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

88 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

89 These are the same people who screech that Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh are raging alcoholics because they had a couple of beers. Always projection with "progressives".

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (AFztM)

90 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

Good for her. That's awesome.

I could never see myself at any point running for 3 hours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Nothing says you're running for California seats like partying it up with booze and bitches in Vegas, baby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

92 livin' high on the labor of all the suckers!

demonrat thug life!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (VyBeY)

93 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

Yes because its all going by a script.

We went from the public knowing nothing about this to having enough info to kick him out of politics for life in a few days.

And here they want it to be relatively quick - the goal is to get rid of Swalwell while tarnishing the Dem party as little as possible.

When they target this on GOP candidates they try to make it run longer...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

94 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

Because there's no 'there' there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (G1ktt)

95 Bets on Swalwell being a terrible tipper?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (O35xg)

He's a democrat, so it's guaranteed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

96 All this rape stuff seems like A LOT of work.

Just hire a hooker, go on one of the dating apps, ask the wife to set you up with a friend.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (Sco7b)

97 We found out Trump is about the cleanest candidate for president in recent memory

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

98
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."
Barack Obama Sep 25, 2012

Be careful, you guys, he shows up a lot in pictures with a halo.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (Y8DZL)

99 I haven't indulged in booze delivery. But not being prepared and having only one or two ounces of Bourbon at the start of cocktail hour....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (AkEZC)

100 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

This is a absolutely remarkable time for 'normal' people. When I was running, a sub-4-hour marathon was my goal. She's flirting with a sub-3 hour... That's bonkers.

What an achievement, and congrats to the DiL!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (G1ktt)

101 I've got some Drizly in my pants!

Posted by: Presnit Emeritus at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (oftw2)

102 ask the wife to set you up with a friend.

That's right officer he just slipped and fell on the knife 17 times, why yes the same number of years we've been married...what a coincidence

Posted by: The wife after getting such a request at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

103 Cooperating witnesses he says.

>>@CBSNews

>>Cooperating witnesses in criminal probe of ex-CIA Director Brennan subpoenaed to testify before grand jury, sources say.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)

104 I've eaten at most of the major steakhouses on the Vegas Strip. Jean Georges was among the worst. Expensive even among an already-expensive genre and location and completely underwhelming in pretty much every way.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (oqH4h)

105 I hold a small elected position (Commissioner) in a small, rural area and even we know that government/public funds cannot be spent on booze for parties/celebrations and the like. For crying out loud.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (vR0VG)

106 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

107 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.
---
Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)

108 87 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Congrats to your DiL. How is that?
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01

This is nothing short of impressive time. Wow.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 01:58 PM (p4NUW)

109 100 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

This is a absolutely remarkable time for 'normal' people. When I was running, a sub-4-hour marathon was my goal. She's flirting with a sub-3 hour... That's bonkers.

What an achievement, and congrats to the DiL!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (G1ktt)

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Absolutely.

Wowza.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (aZm/F)

110 They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

Because there's no 'there' there.
==
Ding Ding Ding.

That's why they hated him. They had nothing on him. Everyone else is compromised. So they can be controlled. Swalwell is and was a nothing. A nobody. He was just compromised and so he got elevated. As long as he did what he was told he stayed. He was warned not to run for Gov. Told to drop out. He ignored the horse's head in his bed. His is being made an example of, to encourage the others. Nancy P is a mob ho and knows how to keep people in line.

Posted by: Harsh but fair at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (anL5R)

111 Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)

This is the exact reason the Democrats were cozy with the likes of Puff Diddy and Epstein.

They have the ammo and know exactly how to use it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Did Eric bill his followers for drinks? I am hoping he at least is not as bad as Mamdani.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (8yM+6)

113 107 Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)

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He kept is such a good secret that no one knew. There was simply no evidence that anyone could find. Also, everyone knew all the time and just said nothing.

And there's no evidence that anyone can find on Gallego.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (O35xg)

114 We found out Trump is about the cleanest candidate for president in recent memory

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

And yet the Democrats have tried to imprison him multiple times. Not to mention trying to kill him.

Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

115
We are governed by bozos.

One thing most dystopian fiction got wrong is that the evil elites are generally portrayed as classy and educated versus the crass and licentious assholes they are
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

I love how they caterwaul about that Orange vulgarian from Queens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (y9nCu)

116 106 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

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I always look forward to the "...so it begins." guy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (aZm/F)

117 114 And yet the Democrats have tried to imprison him multiple times. Not to mention trying to kill him.

Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

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Can you blame them? He overestimated the value of property when asking for a loan from a major bank!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (O35xg)

118
Eric Swalwell is a..hiccup...is a....gag...is a.....friend.

Posted by: Foster Brooks at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (IifOV)

119
And yet the Democrats have tried to imprison him multiple times. Not to mention trying to kill him.

Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

THAT WAS STAGED!!!!!

Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Brown at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

120 good nap

what

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (ZxPkt)

121 Who HAS NOT spent $19,000 on booze?

Posted by: torabora at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (EntAB)

122 107 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.
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Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)

Also proof the sainted and totally unbiased Media /spit/ will protect any Democrat the DNC tells them to protect.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (5rh/l)

123 I wonder if Swalwell will learn how to swallow well when he's in prison.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (vR0VG)

124 Wednesday is Erf Day. Hope all you Morons are getting prepared.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

125
One thing most dystopian fiction got wrong is that the evil elites are generally portrayed as classy and educated versus the crass and licentious assholes they are
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

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Your average American is a better person, husband, father and workmate than these assholes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (aZm/F)

126 She came in 7,270th out of 29,344. I’m exhausted just typing that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (u73oe)

127 Fartsmell is pretty low in the pecking order. If the Clintons show up in the picture you know some shit is going down.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (Fbc0I)

128 A 45 year old frat boy loser creep. Anyone who donated to his campaign deserves to read what he spent a quarter of it on. Too bad, you chose poorly.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (oiNtH)

129 They didn't used to be when I was a kid.

I would argue something fundamental changed with the end of the Cold War. During that time period our elites had to worry they could be replaced completely if they did poorly enough.

But as they told us after the collapse of the USSR, the US and Europe were at the end of history and nothing they could do would lead to any real change from their managed democracy...

So steal as much as you want, replace the electorate, celebrate pedophilia...doesn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

130 This was from GatewayPundit this weekend.

A Secret Service officer. Don't worry. He protects Biden from the throngs of 9 year old girls.

A sex content creator has posted graphic videos of sex acts with a Secret Service Agent on OnlyFans.

OnlyFans is a subscription-based platform where content creators are paid by subscribers.

Virtually 80% of the content posted to OnlyFans is pornographic and sexually explicit.

According to RealClearPolitics reporter Susan Crabtree, the sex content creator, identified as Brittany Jones, claimed to be making “adult content” with her Secret Service agent boyfriend, William W. Foy Jr.

“My boyfriend lives a double life,” Brittany Jones wrote on Facebook. “Guarding the president by day [sic] then making adult videos with me by night. We see you Hannah Montana lol.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (Sco7b)

131 104 I've eaten at most of the major steakhouses on the Vegas Strip. Jean Georges was among the worst.
Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (oqH4h)
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Which would you say are the best? Heading to Vegas for the first time in a looong time and would like to avoid disappointment.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0bjKf)

132 A 45 year old frat boy loser creep. Anyone who donated to his campaign deserves to read what he spent a quarter of it on. Too bad, you chose poorly.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (oiNtH)

You just described 3/4 of DC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

133 She came in 7,270th out of 29,344. I’m exhausted just typing that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
.......

So the bear didn't get her.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (UjdFS)

134 127 Fartsmell is pretty low in the pecking order. If the Clintons show up in the picture you know some shit is going down.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (Fbc0I)

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If he had been a quiet backbencher, happy to sit in Congress for decades just doing as leadership said, this story would never have seen the light of day.

It's not directly the fault of his ambition, but if he had had no further ambition that perpetuity in doing nothing in Congress and getting paid for it, there would have been no need to highlight this stuff.

The amoral but ambitionless man. That should have been his goal. Instead, he thought he could be president and got in the way of other Democrats on the path towards the stepping stone that was the CA governorship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (O35xg)

135 I don't know isn't this just normal behavior for all these politicians? I don't trust people in my own party. I really don't know what to make of any of this shit. I expect this behavior. Wanna shock me report about pols that aren't scumbags if there's any. Tired of Smallwell.

Posted by: JROD at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (IlL6s)

136 "She came in 7,270th out of 29,344."
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We give a trophy for that.

Posted by: Your kid's kindergarten at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (2Ez/1)

137 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

She is going to file for divorce and is prepping for the claim for alimony?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

138 I wonder if a certain Arizona senator, described as his "brother", who was also his campaign manager, might know anything about this?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (vOtXJ)

139 I wonder what They have on Thune

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (ZxPkt)

140 We found out Trump is about the cleanest candidate for president in recent memory

Posted by: 18-1

Look what they did to Swalwell in just 7 days. However, they have some super secret damaging info on Trump that they've been holding on to for 11 years. Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

141 124 Wednesday is Erf Day. Hope all you Morons are getting prepared.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

All my appliances, devices, and lights are staged by electric outlets to all be plugged in and switched on before I leave for work that day.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (DgMqy)

142 137 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

She is going to file for divorce and is prepping for the claim for alimony?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

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She's actually afraid of the threat to denaturalize her?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (O35xg)

143 The heavily face-filtered Rosie O'Donnell, upset that Swalwell is a licentious creep, makes me laugh.

Seriously, just looking at the guy with his half-assed shaved beard, eyes too far apart, unable to control his bodily functions, and general projection-like behavior told all of us he was weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (aZm/F)

144
Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"
Posted by: Bulg

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Typical app name. Everything right now ends in "go" or "buddy" or "ly" or "le."

By the way, I used Drizly. I wasn't surprised when it went bust, probably due to mega-multi-delivery apps like DoorDash and InstaCart.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

145
I hold a small elected position (Commissioner) in a small, rural area and even we know that government/public funds cannot be spent on booze for parties/celebrations and the like. For crying out loud.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (vR0VG)

Every Division HQ in the Army has to spend boo-coo operational bux on lots of high-end booze from Class 6, even of the commanding general doesn't drink. Because when Congressmen and entorage visit they absolutely will NOT drink from the well.

This is known.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (y9nCu)

146 *hic*

That amateur needed professional advice how to keep his liquor buys totally secret! I pay a staff of five people to cover-up the tracks of my gigantic daily alcohol purchases. *hic*

Posted by: H. R. Clinton at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (5rh/l)

147 Swalwell was a first class scum bag. So...how did WE know this 5 years ago?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (vOtXJ)

148 “My boyfriend lives a double life,” Brittany Jones wrote on Facebook. “Guarding the president by day [sic] then making adult videos with me by night. We see you Hannah Montana lol.

Out: The Bodyguard

In: Two Dopes One Cup

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

149 Slow news day so I'll throw this out for your consideration. Three line horror stories.

My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)

150 Wasn't this during the lockdown? I mean, the lockdown of citizens, while the would-be aristocrat class dined at the French Laundry?

For most places no. This was happening in July of 2021. However this jackass was from California, so yes this was during the lockdown for them. So just doing the standard democrat play of fleeing to a free location while their constituents were forbidden from doing anything.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (3tZV2)

151 No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

No, he's the parasite's waste product.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

He's the fly that eats the waste product.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)

No, he's the waste product of the thing that eats the waste product of the fly. Infinity.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (vE0+H)

152 136 "She came in 7,270th out of 29,344."
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We give a trophy for that.
Posted by: Your kid's kindergarten at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (2Ez/1)

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She ran amazingly well, but come on, that's funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aZm/F)

153
While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

She is going to file for divorce and is prepping for the claim for alimony?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

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She's actually afraid of the threat to denaturalize her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Her non-DEI lawyer advised her to fix her filings stat and threatened to discharge her if she ever fucks up like that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (n7rxJ)

154 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

It's a writeoff, Jerry.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (vE0+H)

155 153
Her non-DEI lawyer advised her to fix her filings stat and threatened to discharge her if she ever fucks up like that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (n7rxJ)

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Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

Especially since she had a fake winery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (O35xg)

156 "A sex content creator has posted graphic videos..."

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We're so proud of our little girl.

Posted by: Brittany Jones's parents at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

157 All my appliances, devices, and lights are staged by electric outlets to all be plugged in and switched on before I leave for work that day.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (DgMqy)

Also, I'm going to crank up the furnace and AC at the same time.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (DgMqy)

158 I have mixed feelings.

Swalwell is loathsome, and his departure from public life is long overdue. I pray for his redemption as I pray for my own, while thinking that is probably a very heavy lift.

Yet, is his current immolation by the Democrats in service to something worse?

Posted by: PARKER at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (hJWil)

159 Typical app name. Everything right now ends in "go" or "buddy" or "ly" or "le."

By the way, I used Drizly. I wasn't surprised when it went bust, probably due to mega-multi-delivery apps like DoorDash and InstaCart.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

I just go drizly wherever I want to, buddy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (vE0+H)

160 Her non-DEI lawyer advised her to fix her filings stat and threatened to discharge her if she ever fucks up like that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (n7rxJ)

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We'd never get a second chance as she does.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (aZm/F)

161 "A sex content creator has posted graphic videos..."

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We're so proud of our little girl.

Posted by: Brittany Jones's parents at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

I know, right?

- hawk tua's mom and dad

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (G1ktt)

162 Also proof the sainted and totally unbiased Media /spit/ will protect any Democrat the DNC tells them to protect.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (5rh/l)

And that, to me is the biggest problem in this country. When the institution charged with providing the information we all need to be a self-governing people is this tainted, slanted and poisoned, our system cannot survive. I know 1st Amendment this and 1st Amendment that but when one of the two Party's governing the country absolutely ignores and shits on it, following it ends up making it the country's suicide note.

I don't profess to know the solution but am frankly amazed that, with all the never ending propaganda the media spews out, we still have a fairly evenly divided country. Imagine what it would be like if the media was just neutral and held Democrats to task like they do Republicans? Hell, whenever one of these pukes sticks a microphone in a Republicans face it sounds like the prosecution in a murder trial doing the questioning. And the same "journalist" questioning a Democrat sounds like a stenographer. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (vR0VG)

163 3 hours 5 minutes marathon is impressive especially since people have to have qualified previous marathon time in order to get into the field for Boston.

Posted by: paulnjax at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (PPnyU)

164 Bets on Swalwell being a terrible tipper?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM

Dude. We just can't pffft away our donor's money!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (0sNs1)

165 Which would you say are the best? Heading to Vegas for the first time in a looong time and would like to avoid disappointment.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0bjKf)
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StripSteak at Mandalay Bay is my favorite. It's not too stuck up and I've never had a bad meal there.

Bavette in Park MGM is great

SW Steakhouse at the Wynn

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (oqH4h)

166 It'd be funny if the downfall led to the downfall of Gallego.

And Democrats blamed Steyer for it, deciding to try and defeat him in the CA primary in particular.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (O35xg)

167 Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

I take it you were a kid before they covered up Ted Kennedy dumping his pregnant sidepiece in the drink and leaving her to claw her own fingernails off, before dubbing him the "Lion of the Senate" and giving him a King's sendoff in death?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (vE0+H)

168
Wednesday is Erf Day. Hope all you Morons are getting prepared.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

All my appliances, devices, and lights are staged by electric outlets to all be plugged in and switched on before I leave for work that day.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (DgMqy)

I have my Firestones ready for the BBQ stacked in the side yard of my shop. But I have to admit, it's not nearly as much fun to burn tires in a light industrial zone as it would be to do it in the front yard a block away from the local college campus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (y9nCu)

169
Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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You would if you weren't such a racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (n7rxJ)

170 Damn it Joe. Fuck off.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (vE0+H)

171 169
Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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You would if you weren't such a racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (n7rxJ)

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I believe a black woman can be rich. That makes me racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (O35xg)

172 Didn't Queen Nancy commandeer an Air Force plane and had it loaded with $5k worth of booze for a trip across country?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Shocking. Next you'll tell me there gambling in Vegas.

And whoreing. Or did his CCP "lobbyists" pay cash?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (wBaIH)

174 LMAO....China took one look at this guy's file and were salivating at how easy it would be to place an operative. Hell, Corky Sherwood could have set him up.

They say his behavior was an "open secret" in Washington. There was nothing "secret" about it. And, it annoys me that Republicans are too pious and tawdy to take advantage of retards like Swalwell. Swalwell was re-elected to Congress seven times. ONE of those times, Republicans should have run a challenger and dropped all this just before the election. The fact that they did due to "fair play" or whatever explains just how handicapped we are in keepting mouth breathing window lickers like Swalwell out of office.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

175 I know, right?

- hawk tua's mom and dad
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (G1ktt)

Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

176
And whoreing. Or did his CCP "lobbyists" pay cash?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (wBaIH)
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Eric was just in town pimping out his office staffers.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Fi81e)

177 Can you blame them? He overestimated the value of property when asking for a loan from a major bank!
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Oh PUUUUHHHLEEEEZZZ.

He had a personal lawyer negotiate a NDA with Stormy Daniels and didn't list it as a campaign expense!!!!
I mean c'mon. Sure she didn't get paid with his money, or the campaign's money, but DRUMMMPPFFFF!!!

Posted by: MSNBC Host/Performance Artist at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (anL5R)

178 My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM

Remington 870?

Mossberg 500, 590, or 590A-1?

Winchester Mod 12?

Posted by: Gun Thread Commenters at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

179 Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Omigod, that makes it so much worse...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (G1ktt)

180
Slow news day so I'll throw this out for your consideration. Three line horror stories.

My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)

Soundtrack:

Wake Up Dead - Megadeth

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

181 Credibly accused of drugging and raping

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)

182
Omigod, that makes it so much worse...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (G1ktt)

Ya gotta cash in when you can, emirite?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Yet, is his current immolation by the Democrats in service to something worse?
Posted by: PARKER at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (hJWil)

Yes. To ensure that a democrat wins the governor's race in California. He's enough of a name to suck up votes, and they were really getting spooked at the chance that the 2 front runners of the jungle primary were Republicans. So get rid of the people that weren't waiting their proper turn, like Swalwell so the preferred Democrat cronies win.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (3tZV2)

184 Godzilla is up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (kbShR)

185 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?

Posted by: Lizzy

Just how stupid is she to not know that she can lie on those forms as long as democrat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (0U5gm)

186 Such beautiful girls don't generally go for me but here I am, back at her house.
She offers me blood red wine.
No reflection in the mirror.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (ndZc7)

187 Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Omigod, that makes it so much worse...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (G1ktt)
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I've always admired her work ethic on jobs.

Posted by: Daddy Hawk Tua at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

188 Godzilla is up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (kbShR)

I actually thought this was an odd nood call.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

189 So close to Pride Month?!?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (+48wn)

190 Godzilla is up.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (kbShR)
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There goes Tokyo.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)

191 Such beautiful girls don't generally go for me but here I am, back at her house.
She offers me blood red wine.
No reflection in the mirror.

Tell her you want to take her out for Italian...and don't mention its the place that puts the most garlic in its food.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

192 The perfect demoncrat. He's the guy they know all about his garbage. The sacrifice they need when they are making moves. I'm sure they told him not to run. And his dumb ass was like what you going to do ? And here his dumb ass is. Later bioch!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (7ronH)

193 If Stateless is still around,

ZOMBEAVERS is a great schlocky horror film.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 02:17 PM (W2Pud)

194 Credibly accused of drugging and raping

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)

We're talking about Justice Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

195 The perfect demoncrat. He's the guy they know all about his garbage. The sacrifice they need when they are making moves. I'm sure they told him not to run.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (7ronH)
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He's an idiot that just so happened to be useful.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

196 Remington 870?
Mossberg 500, 590, or 590A-1?
Winchester Mod 12?
Posted by: Gun Thread Commenters at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

Remington model 1897 racking is one of the most menacing sound in the known universe. It is up there with the noise of the coins falling off the eyes in the silence of the morgue at 2 am

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

197 StripSteak at Mandalay Bay is my favorite. It's not too stuck up and I've never had a bad meal there.

Bavette in Park MGM is great

SW Steakhouse at the Wynn
Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (oqH4h)

Thanks! Will definitely check out Bavette since I'll be staying at the Reserve.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (0bjKf)

198 Swalwell was an arrogant shit. Once he was "made" he figured he could put his freak on and nobody'd say a thing to him about it.

Because they're all like him in some manner, shape or form.

And he went up against the wishes of Pelosi. The Congressional Mob Boss.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (AkEZC)

199 He had a personal lawyer negotiate a NDA with Stormy Daniels and didn't list it as a campaign expense!!!!
I mean c'mon. Sure she didn't get paid with his money, or the campaign's money, but DRUMMMPPFFFF!!!
Posted by: MSNBC Host/Performance Artist

Stormy's looking quite different these days. Looks like the years of hard living as a D list girl have not been kind.

https://tinyurl.com/375bjykf

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

200 I believe Eric is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, which are no longer available in the United States.

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at April 20, 2026 02:21 PM (4eiIm)

201 Swalwell was an arrogant shit. Once he was "made" he figured he could put his freak on and nobody'd say a thing to him about it.

Because they're all like him in some manner, shape or form.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (AkEZC)
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How far he got with it, should alarm anybody.

VDH was saying that some sources assured him that at least his "inappropriate behavior" was an open secret.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

202
They say his behavior was an "open secret" in Washington.

Posted by: Orson

===============

I wonder how far the Dems would have let him go. If he were leading in the Cali governor's race with no Republicans within 20 points, would they have kicked the can down the road? To his inevitable presidential run?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:23 PM (n7rxJ)

203 Release the names of those using the congressional hush money fund.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Who HAS NOT spent $19,000 on booze?
==
it was quite some time ago, but when I got married, the bar budget for 140 Irish people was about $3,000.

Yes, i got some flack for it afterwards because they ran out of Jameson's before it was half over. However, the police did not need to be called to the reception, which is what I was shooting for. . .

Posted by: a practical moron at April 20, 2026 02:24 PM (anL5R)

205 Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips

What do you think politics is all about?! There is no greater honor than to represent your district at a Congressional sex romp.

Posted by: Eric Smallwell at April 20, 2026 02:24 PM (XFXIk)

206 I know, right?

- hawk tua's mom and dad
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (G1ktt)

Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:25 PM (LVvlK)

207 Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:25 PM (LVvlK)

Nope. But, might buy a shirt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

208 193 If Stateless is still around,

ZOMBEAVERS is a great schlocky horror film.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 02:17 PM (W2Pud

Thanks and hello nurse!
I hope work is better now.
Snowflake is upstairs sleeping on the chair in my bedroom.

There's actually a movue called 'Catnado' on Tubi. I'm kind of tempted.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 02:26 PM (Sco7b)

209 $29.95 for Ted Kennedy's book "How to Pick Up (and More Importantly, Drop Off) Political Women"

Posted by: Wally at April 20, 2026 02:26 PM (AZWKr)

210 Steyer is the force that canned Swalwell. Nancy was burnt goods once Biden went down. She knows she has maybe 3 more years of life.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)

211 Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 20, 2026 02:27 PM (2Ez/1)

212 The Democratic Party seems to have a lot in common with the Mafia.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (pvf3X)

213 Blending: Most Canadian whiskies are blends of a "base" whisky (often corn, distilled to high proof for lightness) and a "flavoring" whisky (often rye, distilled to lower proof).

Now you know what Canadian Whiskey is.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

214 196 Sad to say Remington is not longer a reliable brand. See if you can get an old school Wing master before the 870 was built with plastic part.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (wBaIH)

215 Thanks! Will definitely check out Bavette since I'll be staying at the Reserve.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (0bjKf)
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If you're not in the mood for a steak, get their burger. It's off the charts good.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

216 Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?
Posted by: Doof
_______

No doubt someone in Kentucky.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)

217 > Release the names of those using the congressional hush money fund.
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It's a lengthy list. Nobody would be surprised at who's on it.

I'd be interested in the number of withdraws made, how much they were, and then, by who.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (AkEZC)

218 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

87 Daughter in law

Her excuse was they forgot the liabilities.
That's so on target for the progressive left that it just might be true.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (sl73Y)

219 That Swalwell dude knows how to host a party.

Could've been the whiskey
Might've been the gin
Could've been the three or four six-packs
I don't know, but look at the mess he's in.

Posted by: The Irish Rovers at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (wVcYX)

220 Now you know what Canadian Whiskey is.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)
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An inferior alternative to killing yourself.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

221 213 I haven't drank Canadian Whiskey since 7th grade.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (wBaIH)

222 155 Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

iron filings > poor filings

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (oY6Yp)

223 Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Obligatory at April 20, 2026 02:27 PM

Ted Kennedy in his 17th year of sobriety.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (Wnv9h)

224 I will down some Crown Royal on occasion, admittedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

225 They say his behavior was an "open secret" in Washington. There was nothing "secret" about it. And, it annoys me that Republicans are too pious and tawdy to take advantage of retards like Swalwell. Swalwell was re-elected to Congress seven times. ONE of those times, Republicans should have run a challenger and dropped all this just before the election. The fact that they did due to "fair play" or whatever explains just how handicapped we are in keepting mouth breathing window lickers like Swalwell out of office.
==
Fair play my ass. They are all compromised. Uniparty.
90% of them are the worst people you'd ever meet. Amoral, raging narcissists, high psychopathic profiles. None of this stuff ever comes out because of mutually assured destruction. If you out one of theirs they blast 10 yours. Its fair game to take out one of your own however. They all know the rules. Swalwell was too stupid and arrogant to take the horse's head in his bed seriously.

Posted by: You know the rules and so do they at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (anL5R)

226 "This is from the time frame where the government told us going to Church would spread the disease to grandma, but going to a glory hole, a casino, or a BLM rally would be fine."

Hordes flooding across the southern border unmasked, unvaccinated, untested was deemed acceptable too.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (GUOwU)

227 My doctor said to exercise.
I'm hiking in the woods.
A cougar growls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7)

228
Ted Kennedy in his 17th year of sobriety.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (Wnv9h)

Someone should visit his grave and throw a chip on it in congratulations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

229 221 213 I haven't drank Canadian Whiskey since 7th grade.
--------------
I got hammered on Black Velvet that my uncle gave me. Its easy to drink straight.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (FmapG)

230 I will down some Crown Royal on occasion, admittedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
---
In the direction of the toilet?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

231
he could put his freak on

Posted by: Martini Farmer

=============

I wonder how many hours a day he actually worked.

Did he do anything but spout lies on television and sign stuff that his staff put on his desk and cast votes on party lines without reading anything? I bet that guy barely had a clue about California's budget. Or even its climate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (n7rxJ)

232 In the direction of the toilet?
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

When I pee afterword, sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?
Posted by: Doof
_______

No doubt someone in Kentucky.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)

Nope. It's run by Christian Laettner.

I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (LVvlK)

234 My doctor said to exercise.
I'm hiking in the woods.
A cougar growls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM

How's she dressed?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

235 230 I will down some Crown Royal on occasion, admittedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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In the direction of the toilet?
------------
I understand you can use the empty bottle as an air freshener in you car.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

236
Nope. It's run by Christian Laettner.

I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (LVvlK)

Well, then I won't be ordering a t-shirt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

237
Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Omigod, that makes it so much worse...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM

Of course, journalist Brian Williams being on the TV show Girls set, watching his daughter getting her naked ass eaten by some random actor is totes normal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (y9nCu)

238 You gotta start in the morning if you're going to drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)

239 187
I've always admired her work ethic on jobs.
Posted by: Daddy Hawk Tua at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

I know, right!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

240 With all of this talk about UFO's and space aliens, I fully believe Swalwell may be a lizard person.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (abIsI)

241 Swalwell was protected as long as he took the lead on impeaching, and regularly slandering him. As Scott Adam’s described him, he was one of their best “Designated Luars,” one who would shamelessly say any lie.

The governor thing wasn’t a value add for the Dems, so they dumped him.
They are consistent, aren’t they? They will use and discard anyone as needed.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (/nVq3)

242 And, it annoys me that Republicans are too pious and tawdy to take advantage of retards like Swalwell.
---
He's been an easy target for so long. It seems that Fang-fang introduced him to people of influence to set up his first campaign.

But, I guess, telling the American people this, would be not Marques of Queensbury rules.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)

243 Of course, journalist Brian Williams being on the TV show Girls set, watching his daughter getting her naked ass eaten by some random actor is totes normal.
==
You say that as if it were the first time I watched some rando toss my daughter's salad. How do you think I got my job, anyway? Intelligence? Ha ha.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (anL5R)

244 Of course, journalist Brian Williams being on the TV show Girls set, watching his daughter getting her naked ass eaten by some random actor is totes normal.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (y9nCu)

I thought he died during Katrina

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (LVvlK)

245 They are consistent, aren’t they? They will use and discard anyone as needed.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (/nVq3)

Boy howdy.

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at April 20, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Damn! Am I the only one who read Ace's headline on the previous thread and immediately burst out laughing, because it's part of Aardvark Ratnik's manifesto?

http://u3605.tempurl.simplenet.com/sounds/

Posted by: tankascribe at April 20, 2026 02:36 PM (NtoJk)

247 since it came up
there were (obviously) many horrors about Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick

1 he spun it as something terrible that happened to HIM- but he was gonna recover, by gosh, thru personal grit and determination

2 Mary Jo didn't drown- that would have been a faster, but still tragic death. She slowly asphyxiated in a pocket of air trapped in the over-turned and submerged car.

3 There was time to go back and get her out, but Ted was safely on shore, wringing out his wet socks

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)

248 Swalwell sat on the Judiciary committee, Homeland Security committee and up to 2023, the Intelligence committee in congress.

Is anyone ANYONE stupid enough to think he would think twice about selling out the US to foreign intelligence (mainly China) for a piece of mediocre ass?

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

249 >>>>Remington model 1897 racking is one of the most menacing sound in the known universe. It is up there with the noise of the coins falling off the eyes in the silence of the morgue at 2 am
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)
*****
Well done.....very creepy.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (S+2Xo)

250 The 9.09% Rule: Canadian regulations allow up to 9.09% of the blend to consist of non-Canadian whisky, wine, or flavoring agents (e.g., sherry, fruit juice), which contributes to its unique, sometimes sweeter profile.
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See. Its flavored.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (FmapG)

251
I thought he died during Katrina
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (LVvlK)

That was child's play compared to being shot at and RPG dodging in the middle east.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Do you think daddy will send you a gift on Mother's Day, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (2Ez/1)

253 >>>I got hammered on Black Velvet that my uncle gave me. Its easy to drink straight.

Posted by: pudinhead

>I worked with a guy who put down a bottle of BV every night after work. And then drove home. Damnedest think I've ever seen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Fbc0I)

254 I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.
Posted by: Doof
_______

Bless you for sitting through a UK football game. We haven't been worth a shit since the Pillsbury Throwboy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)

255 234 My doctor said to exercise.
I'm hiking in the woods.
A cougar growls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM

How's she dressed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

One of my oncologists was definitely a cougar. White fuzzy sweater with a big red heart on the front. Dangling heart earrings (and it wasn't anywhere near Valentines Day). Leopard print pants. Fuzzy Ugg style boots.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (N39Ws)

256 Swalwell was protected as long as he took the lead on impeaching, and regularly slandering him.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (/nVq3)
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Look at the Impeachment squad, now.

Schiff's is just about as dirty in other ways. Is it that the most compromised have the most into not being exposed so they'll serve the party's propaganda with the most zeal?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

257
Bless you for sitting through a UK football game. We haven't been worth a shit since the Pillsbury Throwboy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)

You have that worthless Stoops brother as a coach, right?

Seems a change should be made.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

258 One of my oncologists was definitely a cougar. White fuzzy sweater with a big red heart on the front. Dangling heart earrings (and it wasn't anywhere near Valentines Day). Leopard print pants. Fuzzy Ugg style boots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (N39Ws)

1 or 0?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

259 248 Swalwell sat on the Judiciary committee, Homeland Security committee and up to 2023, the Intelligence committee in congress.

Is anyone ANYONE stupid enough to think he would think twice about selling out the US to foreign intelligence (mainly China) for a piece of mediocre ass?
Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

Who you calling mediocre?

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

260 > I thought he died during Katrina
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I think that was Shep. Wonder what he's doing these days?

Nah, I don't honestly GAF what he's doing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (AkEZC)

261 People very cheerfully voted for this clown. Again and again and again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (E6xSb)

262 But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

Isabella of France is often noted as one of the youngest queens to give birth in Europe, having married King Edward II of England at around 12 years old and giving birth to her first child, Edward III, shortly after her marriage in 1312.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (oZ3Xh)

263
Who you calling mediocre?
Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

Certainly weren't worth MY time, for sure.

Posted by: VDH at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

264 258
1 or 0?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

1. But the years are catching up to her hard and fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

265 One of my oncologists was definitely a cougar. White fuzzy sweater with a big red heart on the front. Dangling heart earrings (and it wasn't anywhere near Valentines Day). Leopard print pants. Fuzzy Ugg style boots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (N39Ws)

That just sounds tacky as fuck.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 02:41 PM (E6xSb)

266 There was time to go back and get her out, but Ted was safely on shore, wringing out his wet socks

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)
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After desperately searching for her in knee-to-waist-deep water.

That was the new part shown in the movie Chappaquiddick.

You watch that and you wonder "Why didn't they put this guy behind bars?" But you know the answer is "Kennedy".

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

267 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:42 PM (/nVq3)

268 You mean zombie Fang Fang.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026 02:43 PM (oZ3Xh)

269 But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

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Yeah! After waiting from when she was 6 years old!

How long did you expect The Prophet to hold on?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

270 You have that worthless Stoops brother as a coach, right?

Seems a change should be made.
Posted by: Sponge
__________

He's gone after last season. I don't even remember who the new coach is.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:43 PM (XvL8K)

271 267 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!
Posted by: Lizzy

Patel claims arrests are coming. #twoweeks

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)

272 "Look at the Impeachment squad, now.

Schiff's is just about as dirty in other ways. Is it that the most compromised have the most into not being exposed so they'll serve the party's propaganda with the most zeal?
Posted by: Axeman"

Looking at Schiff you get the feeling the feeling the kompromat will involve live boys or dead girls.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)

273 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!
==
Enough to warrant him getting the Senate seat.

Its probably a combination of crimes that would warrant at least life in prison and without a statute of limitations... so yeah.

Posted by: welll let's think about what it takes at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (anL5R)

274 Looking at Schiff you get the feeling the feeling the kompromat will involve live boys or dead girls.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)

And.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (G1ktt)

275 Looking at Schiff you get the feeling the feeling the kompromat will involve live boys or dead girls.
Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)
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There's already some indications that it involves vanished black boys (I thought).

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

276 1. But the years are catching up to her hard and fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

Happens to the best of us.

I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

277 A team of 40 or so hardcore leftist partisans with an unlimited budget went after Trump for years and came up empty. Doubt there’s anyone else in DC who could survive that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)

278 worthless Stoops brother we have Stien from Oregon he will be good

Posted by: doug at April 20, 2026 02:46 PM (Hy+R4)

279
VDH was saying that some sources assured him that at least his "inappropriate behavior" was an open secret.
Posted by: Axeman

His secret love's no secret anymore.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 02:46 PM (Cqx++)

280 Singer D4vd Charged with Brutal Murder of 14-Year-Old Celeste Rivas Hernandez Who Was Found Dismembered in His Tesla

I wonder of he used an electric saw?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:47 PM (abIsI)

281 First rule of DC club is DON'T TALK ABOUT DC CLUB!!

Posted by: DC at April 20, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

282 The Destruct of Columbia.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)

283 I wonder of he used an electric saw?
===
4ever green

hand saw

Posted by: save the planet bro!! at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (anL5R)

284 But the years are catching up to her hard and fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

Happens to the best of us.

I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.
Posted by: Sponge

Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)

285 Uber Eats?

I just wish that WhoreDash was a thing.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (IG3/x)

286
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.

Two Chuck Buck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (Cqx++)

287 Singer D4vd Charged with Brutal Murder of 14-Year-Old Celeste Rivas Hernandez Who Was Found Dismembered in His Tesla

Humanity seems to be circling the drain.

How does one actually do this.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

288 The more I read these comments the more it seems like the Democrats are like the Mafia. I think I'm on to something here.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (pvf3X)

289 283 I wonder of he used an electric saw?
===
4ever green

hand saw
Posted by: save the planet bro!!

Always like sustainable solutions to hard problems.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (abIsI)

290 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:42 PM (/nVq3)

Eric was the wind beneath my wings...

Posted by: Ed Buck, Killer Fag at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (4eiIm)

291
Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)

Yeah.....big fake boobs, now filled with massive amounts of fat. Not a good look.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)
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Recently saw a current picture of Bridgette Fonda.

Same thing. But at least she quit Hollywood to raise children.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)

293 A team of 40 or so hardcore leftist partisans with an unlimited budget went after Trump for years and came up empty. Doubt there’s anyone else in DC who could survive that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)

Which tells you we are in pretty big trouble.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (vE0+H)

294 Coming home from a party.
Ted's a little drunk.
Bridge ahead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

295 Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)

Sadly she now looks like she is going to get dressed for drag-queen story hour

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (rbvCR)

296 I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.
==
Aging spurts are a thing.

When I got to 60, it was like hitting a wall. Slowed way down. Didn't notice much change between 55 - 58. 59 a little bit, then whoops, nap time every day after lunch.

Posted by: aint the amusement park ride I used to be either at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (anL5R)

297 The more I read these comments the more it seems like the Democrats are like the Mafia. I think I'm on to something here.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (pvf3X)
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So you have to "make your bones"?

Yeah, that doesn't sound off, does it?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (Fi81e)

298 you need a hacksaw for the bony parts

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (ZxPkt)

299 Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK

I can't think that being a porn star really adds to good looks unless you have to keep it up for job's sake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 02:52 PM (rZCVI)

300 new thread, youse guys

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:52 PM (CWTWj)

301 Who will play her in the movie?

Posted by: Too soon? at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (2Ez/1)

302 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

It's gonna be ok bud. This will pass. Hang on to your blessings, because you have them. I know it's easy for me to say, but you do. Cling to them and keep walking forward, the storm is temporary. Think of where you "could" be right now - you know exactly what I'm saying - and hang on to that.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (vE0+H)

303 Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223

She's got nothing on Lena Dunham except may a few more wrinkles.

https://tinyurl.com/56bw9eym

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (abIsI)

304 When I got to 60, it was like hitting a wall. Slowed way down. Didn't notice much change between 55 - 58. 59 a little bit, then whoops, nap time every day after lunch.
Posted by: aint the amusement park ride I used to be either at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (anL5R)

I ask if I will survive long enough to afford Yamanaka factor therapy.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

305 Swalwell is a pimp.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (EntAB)

306 The more I read these comments the more it seems like the Democrats are like the Mafia. I think I'm on to something here.
Posted by: Case
________

You have to get approval from the boss before taking out a made man.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (XvL8K)

307 I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.

Because you've been through an incredibly difficult thing with someone you'd give your life for , and no w you're having to deal with the after effects of choices made by your dear daughter that you have to clean up the results of. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (rZCVI)

308 Aging spurts are a thing.

When I got to 60, it was like hitting a wall. Slowed way down. Didn't notice much change between 55 - 58. 59 a little bit, then whoops, nap time every day after lunch.
Posted by: aint the amusement park ride I used to be either

Wait until you hit 63. Your body acts like a basement dehumidifier. Takes in moisture from the air you breathe and boom! Every two hours like clockwork, you gotta pee. 24/7.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (As/lK)

309 Nope. It's run by Christian Laettner.

I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (LVvlK)

I think Brian Bosworth might be the first guy I know of who pulled that off. They claim he sold about 10,000 "Ban the Bos" shirts.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (w/O5Q)

310 302 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

It's gonna be ok bud. This will pass. Hang on to your blessings, because you have them. I know it's easy for me to say, but you do. Cling to them and keep walking forward, the storm is temporary. Think of where you "could" be right now - you know exactly what I'm saying - and hang on to that.
Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (vE0+H)

Sponge - what they said. You know I'm walking a parallel path to yours.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (N39Ws)

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