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Buzzfeed: "Secret" Signs (and Stuff We Just Imagined In Our SSRI-Drenched Pea-Brains) That a Woman Might be a Far Right Extremist

I think the most obvious indicators are that her hair is a natural color, that she doesn't have a 56-year-old male news editor's busted hairline from being high to the gills on SSRIs, and doesn't have more metal in her face than Pinhead -- excuse me, "The Hell Priest."

But Buzzfeed asked its experts -- its underemployed ill-educated idiot readers, I mean -- to provide less subtle clues and here's what the Damaged Brain Trust came up with.

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share subtle signs that a woman is right-wing (because a lot of people had thoughts about how to tell if men are secretly Republicans). Here's what they shared:

1. "Women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted, or say they are 'not very political' and feign being moderate. (Honestly, all conservative folks can have a tendency to do this if they think their honest answer won't be well received.)"

--Anonymous, 40, Non-binary, Texas

I mean yes, because all conservatives, male and female, know that you are psychotic basket-cases who will have possibly-violent meltdowns in public if you hear that someone doesn't support your Manson Cult Satanic Religion.

Well-spotted. One point to Slytherin for successfully noticing the most obvious thing in the world.


2. "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse or right-wing ideals. I think right-wing women are really just pick-mes that grew up in and still live around a predominantly right-wing community. I think of it more like Stockholm Syndrome when a woman is really hardcore MAGA. They are more likely to choose not to see or acknowledge negative traits in the men in their lives because narratives of 'women are crazy' or 'make things up' are just the norm."

--Anonymous, 29, Woman, Salt Lake City, Utah

Yes, only a small number of drug-addicted lesbians are Republican.


3. "If a woman doesn't like the Barbie movie or Taylor Swift, ask why. Usually, that will give you your answer. It's OK to have different tastes, but if the reason you don't like them is specifically that they are overtly feminist or for women and girls, then we have a problem."

--Anonymous, 29, Woman, Salt Lake City Utah

Glad to see that left-wing women continue focusing on what really matters, Taylor Swift, the Barbie movie, and other Regime-approved celebrity twaddle to fill their empty heads with.


4. "A sign a woman is right-wing is when you joke about or even just mention some current internet claim about a falsity propounded by hardline far-righters, and she goes quiet or says, 'I don't want to talk about that now.' Evading a potentially unpleasant conversation to keep fake social propriety is a society-supported female role, and she might not want to shift the current balance to defend far-right opinions and escalate."

--Anonymous, 70s, Female, Midwest

Yes, this has already been covered, but when a stranger begins babbling about her Cult Doctrine and daring us to dispute the Wisdom of Satan, many of us don't feel like dealing with you insane bitches so we say "Yeah, listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we've gotta... sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo". (Know the reference?)


5. "One indicator is what's on her dating profile. If she lists her religion but not political views, or makes an apathetic 'not political' nonsense claim, that's usually a sign."

--Anonymous, 41, Male, United States

Yes again, you have successfully noticed that given that media and social media (and government bureaucracies) are all captured by leftwing lunatics, we are forced to hide like... well, I won't say like who. Let's just say we know better than to publicly identify ourselves.

A couple of ones saying that you can tell a Republican woman because she knows that women aren't men and men aren't women:


6. "I think one subtle sign of a Republican woman is hyper-criticism of nontraditional gender roles. I was watching a show with a woman, and she immediately started going off about a person we saw on TV at a bar. The person on the TV show had short hair but feminine facial features and a masculine clothing style. The woman I was sitting next to started saying, 'I don't know what 'that' is.' I did not find out this person's political stance, but I think criticizing someone's appearance because they do not fit into binary categories is a red flag. The woman felt the need to declare this even though no one asked for her opinion."

--Anonymous, 33, Female, DC

7. "Sometimes a sign is if she says she loves 'masculine men.'"

--Anonymous, 48, Male, Texas


I don't think this Anonymous Male has been accused of being a masculine man.


8. "An indicator is if they have strong feelings of support for Johnny Depp during and after the Amber Heard trial."

--Anonymous, 35, Female, Australia

Yes because he was innocent and the victim of defamation and a jury found this to be the case. Republican women do, in fact, believe in facts, not just ideological communist imperatives that they bend reality to comport with.


9. "When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."


--Anonymous, 32, Colorado

No comment. Because I don't really know what this means, except that I suspect it's a "gender"-obsessive transgender who gets mad when perfect strangers don't want to hear hour-long screeds about them's thoughts about what "gender" is and isn't.


10. "Women who say, 'I don't follow politics, I just vote for whoever my husband (or father) tells me to vote for' are probably voting Republican."

--Anonymous, 67, Female, Arkansas, USA

Yes this didn't happen. This is what your ideological conditioning tells you happens, and then you get outraged by these Phantoms you have made up.


11. "If she uses the terms 'both sides' or 'meeting in the middle' or 'reaching across the aisle,' then she might be right-wing."

--Anonymous, 55, Female, Minnesota

Yes, Republican women tend to even-handed and view the specific facts and parties in a controversy rather than just Going Tribal and insisting that one side is 100% right because of Race Gender and Sexuaiity.


14. "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."

--Anonymous, 24, Female, Chicago

Yes, Republican women are less likely to be Scabcrotch Dirthookers and, in cases where a Republican woman has accumulated a bodycount larger than she's comfortable with, she has the good sense to keep that detail quiet and not tell the world what a filthy degenerate slambeast she used to be.

And by the way: You also judge women by their whorishness, or else this wouldn't be a concern to you.


15. "Women who put 'moderate' on their dating profiles are a red flag. I think anyone who labels themselves moderate in these times is doing that because they're aware of how being a conservative can be perceived these days."

--Anonymous, 26, Male, Chicago, Illinois

Once again: Anyone who isn't a rabid and shrieking Gay Race Communist must be a Republican. Anyone who doesn't fully embrace the Great Gay Race Communist Cause is a subversive and traitor and wrecker. Not giving a shit about your stupid cult makes them an enemy of your stupid cult.


18. "One indicator is if she pressures other women into motherhood."

--Anonymous, 30, Female, NYC

How does that happen, exactly? You don't mean she "pressures" you into motherhood, you mean merely that she talks about her own children and that makes you feel bad for having a womb filled with the ghosts of aborted babies.

It's a "microaggression" for a mother to speak of her children. Meanwhile, if you come within 100 yards of the, you have to hear all about their designer sexuality and bespoke pronouns.


19. "One clue is if she says she's independent and won't tell you who she voted for."

--Anonymous, 64, Female, Atlanta, GA, United States

This is the sixth repetition of the exact same point. Does Buzzfeed have editors?

I retract the question. Of course Buzzfeed has no editors. Fucking NBC and CNN and the NYT don't have editors, why would Buzzfeed?


20. "If she calls non-straight sexual orientations a 'lifestyle,' that's a big sign."

--Anonymous, 69, Female, Lancaster, PA

Is this now some kind of slur now too, dummy? What should it be called? A "life-fact"?

Here are some more signs. Republican women don't do this:

Also, because Republican women tend to have families, friend-groups, and support networks, they are not forced to live the entirety of their empty lives on social media, constantly posting pictures to assure the world -- and themselves -- of how fabulously they're doing:

Also, Republican women tend to have real jobs, from motherhood to labor that produces value in the economy, and do not have (nor need) fake "email jobs" created by the Democrat Party to provide them with an unearned salary and false sense of "independence:"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




Comments

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1 They are all crazy

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:31 PM (XHO5P)

2 I mean the left. Not women.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:31 PM (XHO5P)

3 But hey, YMMV

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:31 PM (XHO5P)

4
2. "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse..."

Bill Clinton is on line 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (XHO5P)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (NcvvS)

6 I mean the left. Not women.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I’m sure that won’t lead to additional comments

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (IHcUS)

7 Another Cenobite thread?

Ace has such sights to show us.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (iXqHn)

8 4
2. "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse..."

Bill Clinton is on line 1

Damn, beat me to it. Never stop to read the content.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

9 The left doesn't allow you to be neutral.

"YOU MUST VOCALLY SUPPORT ME OR YOU'RE THE ENEMY!"


My wife is connected to a lot of crazy leftists and this has been their rallying cry for a decade+.

Those on the fence really ought to wake up and see that they really DO hate you and want you dead.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (XHO5P)

10 Damn, beat me to it. Never stop to read the content.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

Hey, I had to read the content to make the comment!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:37 PM (XHO5P)

11 The pregnant women trying to turn their children gay from the womb is a perfect example of why women shouldn't have been allowed to vote.

That's fucking insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2026 04:37 PM (aZm/F)

12 Sydney really needs to do something with her hair in that pic.

Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

13 10. "Women who say, 'I don't follow politics, I just vote for whoever my husband (or father) tells me to vote for' are probably voting Republican."
--Anonymous, 67, Female, Arkansas, USA

This one kills me. My MIL used to tell pollsters who called that she didn't know who she was voting for because her husband hadn't told her yet. They rarely called back. Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (DwqWV)

14 'USAID was a "Quality Learing Center" for liberal white women' is one of the coldest and most accurate statements ever.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 24, 2026 04:38 PM (NcvvS)

15 Ummm,

21. Does not openly call for re-education camps for "Rethuglicans".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (/lPRQ)

16 My MIL also told the computer salesman she needed a fast computer because she's old and doesn't have time to wait. Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (DwqWV)

17 "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."

Spot on, you nattering peawit.

If there's one way to distinguish conservatives from liberals, it's that conservatives want to be left alone, while liberals want to dictate to every one else how they're allowed to live their lives.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

18 "An indicator is if they have strong feelings of support for Johnny Depp during and after the Amber Heard trial."
--Anonymous, 35, Female, Australia

Yes because he was innocent and the victim of defamation and a jury found this to be the case. Republican women do, in fact, believe in facts, not just ideological communist imperatives that they bend reality to comport with.

Conversely, if a woman sh*ts the bed, she's a liberal?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (0sNs1)

19 So, from this I get:

They way to tell a Republican/Conservative woman is that she doesn't force her ideology on you. Doesn't make agreeing with her a prerequisite to being civil. Doesn't scream her abortions. Doesn't hate men. Prefers real men.

Did I get that right?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (XHO5P)

20 >>> Another Cenobite thread?
Ace has such sights to show us.

I did consider making it a Pinhead post, but I thought Pinhead needed a break. Even a Hell Priest needs day off.

Posted by: ace at April 24, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)

21 Its crazy how none of the people surveyed mentioned women who make their men delicious sammiches. It's a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 24, 2026 04:40 PM (TMsqB)

22 7. "Sometimes a sign is if she says she loves 'masculine men.'" --Anonymous, 48, Male, Texas

I don't think this Anonymous Male has been accused of being a masculine man.

-----------

HA!!!

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (Bhsk7)

23 14. "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."
--Anonymous, 24, Female, Chicago

You mean how many abortions she has had. That is the more relevant hidden meaning in this observation.

Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

24 8. "An indicator is if they have strong feelings of support for Johnny Depp during and after the Amber Heard trial."
________
I am old enough to think of Lee Marvin in this context.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (AlhUl)

25 Damn, beat me to it. Never stop to read the content.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM

It's not like you're a rookie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)

26 Did Ace willow himself??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

27 Honestly, I think you know a women is conservative when she's confident but doesn't need to cower behind gender.

And yes, natural hair color is part of that confidence. She doesn't need to be someone she isn't.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (tOcjL)

28 Did I get that right?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (XHO5P)

Mostly I think leftist women and beta males need to be acknowledged as the cool kids at least 24 times a day in order to stave off periods of unquenched anger and possibly violence.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:42 PM (DwqWV)

29 I think right-wing women are really just pick-mes that grew up in and still live around a predominantly right-wing community.
____

Rules for success -
1. Don't be a "pick-me" girl
2. ???
3. Enjoy your corporate email job, wine and cats!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Dv3i1)

30 2. "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse..."

Bill Clinton is on line 1
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (XHO5P)

I know, right?

Posted by: Kennedies, Biden, all abusive celebs/media personalities, etc. at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (qivay)

31 One thing I leared from the above: Don't buy Penzeys Spices in Falls Church, VA. (Why you'd want to be in Falls Church in the first place, I don't know.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (AlhUl)

32 And yes, natural hair color is part of that confidence. She doesn't need to be someone she isn't.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:41 PM (tOcjL)

*Looks in mirror. Sees lovely gray hair. Goes back to wasting time commenting.*

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (DwqWV)

33 "If a woman doesn't like the Barbie movie or Taylor Swift,"

If a woman says either of those things, I'm immediately paying her bar tab. Because both of those things suck beyond scientific measure and any woman who doesn't feel compelled to say they do has earned a drink.

Seriously, ladies, what the fuck is going on in the female brain these days? These quotes can't be the way real people talk, can they?

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (4MsaP)

34 As if dating was not complicated enough, there are "profiles." Thanks be to God I did not have to deal with this in my prime! I was plenty weird enough all on my own.

I may spend some time later making a dating profile to send my husband. He knew I was a redneck womman, from the second I said hi to him in a hospital elevator, introduced by my classmate he was "sort of" dating. The simple word hi gave it away from the Southern vowel sounds we have problems with. 'A' is a whole nuther issue as I sound Aussie. He claims he remembers this and the green lasers meeting his eyes for a second and then long lashes (and boobs...the jerk checked out my boobs!). I did not know this for over four decades!

I am pretty sure all but gay men or sissies would not scroll past me. I could be wrong. I would also be very flipped out on meeting people I met on the Internet who had great photos & end up looking the opposite and I'd taser them.

Unreal. Granted I think I've been "ghosted" by a good Dim friend in FL, but I am choosing to remain ignorant. Probably to irritate her. Also probably because I think it is stupid to do this to people you have been friends with for decades because of politics.



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (WONhk)

35 Guess that woman doesn't want grandchildren

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0)

36 2. "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse..."

Bill Clinton is on line 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:33 PM (XHO5P)

I had that happen to me in 2016, but when talking to a married man who treated his wife terribly. He demanded to know why I supported Trump, who cheats, sleeps around, etc. I brought up Bill, and nope, not the same, doesn't count.

Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2026 04:44 PM (pJK38)

37 If she's excited that she finally made the Comment of the Week at AOSHQ, she's definitely far right. If she's bummed that she hasn't, even farther.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 24, 2026 04:44 PM (W5mpo)

38 One sign is if she attends and supports the Right To Life movement. Further, if she has no idea of what you are talking about if you mention 'body count'.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 04:44 PM (Kyh8Y)

39 Pro Tip: Hair color may change after being singed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

40 We need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.

I will start:

"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)

41 20 So, from this I get:

They way to tell a Republican/Conservative woman is that she doesn't force her ideology on you. Doesn't make agreeing with her a prerequisite to being civil. Doesn't scream her abortions. Doesn't hate men. Prefers real men.

Did I get that right?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 24, 2026 04:39 PM (XHO5P)

If you're not part of the (final) solution, you're part of the problem.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (qivay)

42 At least they didn’t go headlong into the Mar-a-lago face thing. But that would probably open the door to the discussion around conservative women being more attractive.

As for the Sr. VP, I honestly do not buy this unless she put such strict parameters around what type of job she would consider. As a Sr. Vp, you have lead something. People or programs. You would easily be able to parlay this experience into another leadership role. At this level, you are not seeking jobs on your own anyway, you are being repped by a recruiting agency.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (Dd38x)

43 "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse..."

Well, then, what about excuse making for violent antisocial criminals as long as they're not white?

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2026 04:46 PM (4MsaP)

44 Unreal. Granted I think I've been "ghosted" by a good Dim friend in FL, but I am choosing to remain ignorant. Probably to irritate her. Also probably because I think it is stupid to do this to people you have been friends with for decades because of politics.



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (WONhk)

I grew up BFFs with someone who decided a bit after going to college that I was probably the devil incarnate. She was still my maid of honor at my wedding, but that's about it. She's an unmarried, miserable fag hag in San Diego living off her inheritance from her parents and getting fat. I may have dodged a bullet there.

But we were thick as thieves as teenagers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:46 PM (DwqWV)

45 ..."Whines about being fired from a NFP where she earned a 6 figure salary."

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)

46 Surest sign: they do not date anyone who reads Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (cI94r)

47 15. A real tell is if a woman smells good, probably uses deodorant and bathes, has clean hair, no facial piercings, and no neck tattoos. That's a dead giveaway that she's conservative!

- Smelly Hoe, Blue City, Shithole

Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (oiNtH)

48 We need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.
I will start:
"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"
Posted by: runner

Thinks that a 'Nuclear Family' is a sure sign of white supremacy.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (Kyh8Y)

49 "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."
--Anonymous, 24, Female, Chicago

Yes, Republican women are less likely to be Scabcrotch Dirthookers and, in cases where a Republican woman has accumulated a bodycount larger than she's comfortable with, she has the good sense to keep that detail quiet and not tell the world what a filthy degenerate slambeast she used to be.

And by the way: You also judge women by their whorishness, or else this wouldn't be a concern to you.

---Ace

-----------------------------------------------------

Note that in order to know that "another woman" has too many relationships or is promiscuous you had to *provide that information* in the first place to someone you did not know well.

Used to be that was not a common thing to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)

50 I'm not too deep into who pedals spices but wasn't the Penzey brand associated with a family of die hard leftists?

Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (8uzBS)

51 .."Thinks Government is a Solution to All her Problems.."

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)

52 38 One sign is if she attends and supports the Right To Life movement. Further, if she has no idea of what you are talking about if you mention 'body count'.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 04:44 PM (Kyh8Y)

Or thinks body count refers to a serial killer's murder spree...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL)

53 40 We need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.

I will start:

"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)

"Will make her leftism abundantly clear through a variety of signs and noises"

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 24, 2026 04:48 PM (okun6)

54 need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.

I will start:

"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"

She doesn't know she is a woman

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2026 04:48 PM (cI94r)

55 Leftists women would rather have a government take care of ghem than a husband

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (Ia/+0)

56 Seriously, ladies, what the fuck is going on in the female brain these days? These quotes can't be the way real people talk, can they?
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (4MsaP)

I guess you missed the part where men were posting this nonsense too.

There are just as many leftist idiot men out there, so why carve out a special exception for idiot women?

Gets old, folks, very old. The 'ettes are not amused.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (DwqWV)

57 Buzzfeed: "Secret" Signs (and Stuff We Just Imagined In Our SSRI-Drenched Pea-Brains) That a Woman Might be a Far Right Extremist
—Disinformation Expert Ace

#1: She doesn't have a lady penis

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

58 I'm not too deep into who pedals spices but wasn't the Penzey brand associated with a family of die hard leftists?
Posted by: DanMan

Yes. iirc, his sister or sil broke off from them and started her own spice business.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (Kyh8Y)

59 I don't know this woman's politics but she may want a refund on that IUD.

Mother conceives super-rare identical quadruplets despite using IUD 🫨

https://tinyurl.com/a2yrezzv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (ndZc7)

60 "Wears Hate Has No Home here t-shirt, while wearing Free Palestine Hat at the Free Gaza rally.."

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (GD0B3)

61 She doesn't know she is a woman
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2026 04:48 PM (cI94r)

"She" pretends to be a woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (DwqWV)

62 "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."
--Anonymous, 24, Female, Chicago

Odds that this woman's body count is higher than her age? And that she "achieved" it all at once with the football team?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (2ocoG)

63 If the pregnant woman is not a lesbian with an IVF egg or turkey baster for sperm...why do women want gay children? So they can compare how mean the world is to gays? Why?

Raising two chimp sons it did not even cross my mind to make them gay. Or pretend they were girls. Or any of the other bs these kids go through with lesbo mothers. Why even have a baby to try to form them like Play Doh once born? "I just gave birth and will turn my beautiful baby boy into a trans." Sad. Give the kid a MatchBox car.

I read of a Hollywierd son "apologizing" to his "mother" that he was straight. What on earth? Granted, if you had Rosie O'Donnell Prune Mouth as a "mother" you are lucky to get out of that alive.

O/T but I saw a photo of Ryan and Farrah's son on the UK DM. Whoa. He missed the looks boat and got all the ugly DNA stored for generations.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

64 Online dating profile translator:

Political Views (women):

Liberal: batshit insane leftwing progtard

Conservative: Fake profile

Middle of the Road: Likely to have traditional values but maybe be softly socially liberal, or the occasional conservative

Unsure: Retarded

Other: druggie

Posted by: brak at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (jGJov)

65 Serious question: of the 20 points (presumably judged the top 20 somehow) posted for how to tell a woman is conservative... How many of those actual points would any of us here use to describe 'how you can tell a woman is conservative?' Literally the ones that only talk about a dating profile and only when they mention being apolitical or moderate or having a religion... And I'm pretty sure my top 10 responses wouldn't have anything to do with a dating profile. I mean, what a stupid response? Of course it'd be easy to tell someone's politics by HOW THEY ANSWERED A QUESTION ABOUT POLITICS. The point of the f-ing exercise is how you could correctly infer this by behavior / appearance... It's hilarious how these brain-dead gay and/or AWFL know-it-alls respond to this question. They couldn't place a conservative unless we wore a MAGA hat or hit them with a stars & stripes 2 x 4. But we can tell them from friggin miles away...

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (Bhsk7)

66 'm not too deep into who pedals spices but wasn't the Penzey brand associated with a family of die hard leftists?
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM

Bill Penzey went off the deep end with 300 lbs of weights.

His sister, I believe, owns The Spice House, and has stayed out of broadcasting their politics, as far as I know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

67 Yes. iirc, his sister or sil broke off from them and started her own spice business.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (Kyh8Y)

Spice house.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:51 PM (Dd38x)

68 The Dem running for the Senate in Texas, Talarico just gave a big speech on how the Ten Commandments classroom law was Un-Christian .
He suggested the law requiring the 10 Commandments to be displayed poses an affront to individuals in Texas who are Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Sikh, agnostic and atheist.

This retard thinks the Ten Commandments are affront to Jewish people? And he was supposed to have gone to seminary.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 04:51 PM (kxLc1)

69 I'm a bit skeptical that a 57 year old woman is scrambling up onto her work cubicle desk top to stand on it

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)

70 "Women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted, or say they are 'not very political' and feign being moderate. (Honestly, all conservative folks can have a tendency to do this if they think their honest answer won't be well received.)"

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You know conservatives, they're allergic to a Louisville Slugger to the teeth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 04:52 PM (ndZc7)

71 "Is 30 and wants to follow in Greta Thunberg's footsteps when she "grows up""

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:52 PM (GD0B3)

72 It's like lunatics in an asylum discussing how to tell the when there is an undercover sane person in their midst.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 04:52 PM (uUHnE)

73 There are just as many leftist idiot men out there, so why carve out a special exception for idiot women?

Gets old, folks, very old. The 'ettes are not amused.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (DwqWV)

Statistically untrue.

Having the franchise expanded to a group makes them targeted for propaganda and the usual bribery of politics. Women becoming leftist is downstream of expansion of the franchise.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 24, 2026 04:52 PM (okun6)

74 50 I'm not too deep into who pedals spices but wasn't the Penzey brand associated with a family of die hard leftists?
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (8uzBS)

Dude sent me a catalog saying he didn't want to sell his product to people like me. So, he didn't. And still doesn't. At least he was honest about it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:52 PM (DwqWV)

75 A sign a woman is right-wing is when you joke about or even just mention some current internet claim about a falsity propounded by hardline far-righters, and she goes quiet/i]

The leftists around me same stupid leftwing stuff ALL the time. Sometimes I ignore them, some times I re-direct them, and sometimes I just out leftwing them for FUNZZZ - but argue back? Its pointless.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 04:52 PM (sKqQm)

76 Calling someone a "pick-me" girl is a good example of longhouse, female bullying, (new feminism) social norm enforcement. You want to be happy with a man? We're going to shame you for it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Dv3i1)

77 Anyone who realizes that Buzzfeed still exists, Big Red Flag.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (wBaIH)

78 need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.

I will start:

"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"

She has a penis.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (cI94r)

79 Gets old, folks, very old. The 'ettes are not amused.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM

* asks Guinan *

Should I tell her to calm down?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

80 "Not just nonprofits. Every large corporation contains multiple departments that exist, functionally, as adult daycare centers for young single women to pretend they’re working."

And some female dominated "professions" are less about competence and more about pushing the leftist agenda. I'd include teaching and (especially government funded) counselling. Social workers are (generally) the worst.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (vbXSk)

81 If the pregnant woman is not a lesbian with an IVF egg or turkey baster for sperm...why do women want gay children? So they can compare how mean the world is to gays? Why?

Raising two chimp sons it did not even cross my mind to make them gay. Or pretend they were girls. Or any of the other bs these kids go through with lesbo mothers. Why even have a baby to try to form them like Play Doh once born? "I just gave birth and will turn my beautiful baby boy into a trans." Sad. Give the kid a MatchBox car.

I read of a Hollywierd son "apologizing" to his "mother" that he was straight. What on earth? Granted, if you had Rosie O'Donnell Prune Mouth as a "mother" you are lucky to get out of that alive.

O/T but I saw a photo of Ryan and Farrah's son on the UK DM. Whoa. He missed the looks boat and got all the ugly DNA stored for generations.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

Families these days get social credit by how far up the oppressed ladder the kid is. Being a male gay is pretty much passe these days though. Trans is where it is at.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

82 This retard thinks the Ten Commandments are affront to Jewish people? And he was supposed to have gone to seminary.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 04:51 PM (kxLc1)

Should probably apply for a refund from that seminary.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:54 PM (DwqWV)

83 Yes. iirc, his sister or sil broke off from them and started her own spice business.
Posted by: Tonypete

Spice house.
Posted by: Piper

That's it!!

*She's a. . .
Spice House.
She's mighty mighty
letting it all hang out!!*

Hmmmmm. . . needs work
-- Commodores

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 04:54 PM (Kyh8Y)

84 Pro Abortion advocates would be against abortion if you were able to determine whether the baby would be gay or not and the mother wanted to abort because gay.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 04:54 PM (kxLc1)

85 "Women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted

Not me. I say, "Not only did I vote for Trump, I donated to his campaign." Then I cackle.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 04:55 PM (0Htd1)

86 Calling someone a "pick-me" girl is a good example of longhouse, female bullying, (new feminism) social norm enforcement. You want to be happy with a man? We're going to shame you for it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Dv3i1)

I think that is so funny because it started in dating circles where, of course, the entire point is to get someone to "pick you"

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

87 Penzeys is based in Minneapolis. ok, that's enough

Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:55 PM (8uzBS)

88 Anyone who realizes that Buzzfeed still exists, Big Red Flag.

I honestly thought they'd gone out of business like 2 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (2ocoG)

89 His sister, I believe, owns The Spice House, and has stayed out of broadcasting their politics, as far as I know.
>>>>>>>>Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

I think she sold to a couple of VC guys.

Posted by: Same Old at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (RC6IN)

90 69 I'm a bit skeptical that a 57 year old woman is scrambling up onto her work cubicle desk top to stand on it

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04

Because she should be more mature? Or because she is too old to do that?

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (Dd38x)

91 Should I tell her to calm down?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

Oh, yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (DwqWV)

92 >>>Calling someone a "pick-me" girl is a good example of longhouse, female bullying, (new feminism) social norm enforcement

no one hates women more than other women

Posted by: brak at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (jGJov)

93 Don't even try to pick me if you're not a 6-6-6-6.

Posted by: New-wave feminist at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

94 90 69 I'm a bit skeptical that a 57 year old woman is scrambling up onto her work cubicle desk top to stand on it

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 04

Because she should be more mature? Or because she is too old to do that?
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (Dd38x)

Because you can get seriously hurt stressing furniture beyond its breaking point. Stupid git.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:56 PM (DwqWV)

95 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:49 PM (DwqWV

Thanks for your post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (As86G)

96 34 As if dating was not complicated enough, there are "profiles." Thanks be to God I did not have to deal with this in my prime! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

--------------

I'll bet your still in your prime. Beware of ace within 40 paces...

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (Bhsk7)

97 I think she sold to a couple of VC guys.
___

Viet Cong?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (Dv3i1)

98
The guy who made my breakfast this morning has a masters Degree, and a former Rhodes scholar.

He makes a good Breakfast sandwich.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (IifOV)

99 Women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted

a lib would be wise not to provoke DanMa'am in the political arena

Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (8uzBS)

100 87 Penzeys is based in Minneapolis. ok, that's enough
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:55 PM (8uzBS)

They started in Milwaukee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (DwqWV)

101 The more I read and see about this culture, the harder it is to conceive of any regeneration or restoration of the norms we took for granted short of civil war.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (fZiTB)

102 her hair is a natural color

A natural color rather than her natural color I might allow. But if you meant the second one, I don't think you know women very well.

Posted by: GWB at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (WTQU5)

103 That's why I don't drink tequila. Climbing up on the table to dance on it has become a chore.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (DIbRX)

104 Thanks for your post.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (As86G)

Makes no difference. Apparently there are some men here who just can't get over their dislike of women. Shame, really. The 'ettes are all pretty good folks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (DwqWV)

105 About that "Sr. VP"... in high school DECA class --HIGH SCHOOL!!!!- we were taught how to shake hands, write a resume, look people in the eye, put in a full day's work, interview, get and hold a job, write a personal budget, save money, run a small store, and about a thousand other things a working adult should know.
One thing we weren't taught, because it was so ridiculously obvious, is not to pose for photos while standing on your desk at work. (Also, not to whine.)
And, I think if that VP had been doing any difficult work (which she should have, at that salary), she would have skills another employer would value which obviously is not the case. So I suggest instead of complaining, she be grateful for the years she received a very high salary she didn't earn.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (lCppi)

106 They started in Milwaukee.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The beer that made Mel Famey walk us.

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (Kyh8Y)

107 91 Should I tell her to calm down?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 24, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

Oh, yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: tcn in AK

------------

My favorite in the legion of Chuck Norris memes that circulated after he passed... Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.

Posted by: bearski at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (Bhsk7)

108 103 That's why I don't drink tequila. Climbing up on the table to dance on it has become a chore.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (DIbRX)

We should get some of those portable pet stairs for just this reason, I believe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (DwqWV)

109 Here's a subtle clue:

When I see someone pretending to be the opposite sex from what they are, I laugh. It is not a discreet laugh. It is a, "I see you, you freakin lunatic, and you are improving my own self-esteem with your bizarre behavior."

Posted by: Orson at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)

110 I'm not too deep into who pedals spices but wasn't the Penzey brand associated with a family of die hard leftists?
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:47 PM (8uzBS)

The family is in the spice business.
Penzey is a far leftist.
His sister isn't, at least not enough to make it a business model, and has opened Spice House brand

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (zafwz)

111 8. "An indicator is if they have strong feelings of support for Johnny Depp during and after the Amber Heard trial."
--Anonymous, 35, Female, Australia

Because Amber Heard was just another trashy ho living off a rich man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (0Htd1)

112 My only problem with women is their asshole radar always seems to be broken. I've known some great women who chose poorly.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 05:00 PM (kxLc1)

113 Trump: 1

Pope: 0

Poll: Trump's approval rating among Catholics INCREASED after his scuffle with Pope Leo 😂

President Donald Trump's job approval among Catholic voters rebounded in April despite his public feud with Pope Leo XIV intensifying this year.

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Yeah, right. "Despite."

Among Catholics, Trump's approval rebounded to 51 percent, while 49 percent disapproved, restoring him to net‑positive territory with the group — even after weeks of headline‑dominating confrontation with the Vatican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 05:00 PM (ndZc7)

114 103 That's why I don't drink tequila. Climbing up on the table to dance on it has become a chore.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026

I will boost you up there, do not worry!

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:00 PM (Dd38x)

115 93 Don't even try to pick me if you're not a 6-6-6-6.
___

Have you considered my 9-9-9 plan?

Posted by: Zombie Herman Cain at April 24, 2026 05:00 PM (Dv3i1)

116 Women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted

a lib would be wise not to provoke DanMa'am in the political arena
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 04:57 PM (8uzBS)
I was taught that voting is private for a reason, but I will proudly declare Trump if anyone asks.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2026 05:01 PM (lCppi)

117 I was wearing a tee shirt from
a farm business today. It's says "faith, family, farm." I think that means I'm a conservative. Probably if anyone wanted to check- I ran for township committee twice as a Republican which probably counts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 05:01 PM (As86G)

118 You think you're having a bad day?

Ahh, crap! Aussie woman stuck in poop for THREE HOURS after outhouse floor collapses

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 05:02 PM (ndZc7)

119 My comment on the NGO women losing their high paying jobs --

Understand that these women -- and NGOs, and gov. mostly -- are the ones throwing money around to immigrants and indigents. They rationalize their own position by thinking everyone should get a "living wage." They have never **worked** for money, so they think no one should have too.

They understand that the world is a con it is all a grift. So they act that way.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 05:02 PM (uUHnE)

120 108 103 That's why I don't drink tequila. Climbing up on the table to dance on it has become a chore.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (DIbRX)

We should get some of those portable pet stairs for just this reason, I believe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (DwqWV)

THIS^^^right there is why I love you all.

Tequila makes me crazy. And harf because it sneaks up on you (or did me in college when I bragged I could handle all the shots). I was very ill. NOPE!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:02 PM (WONhk)

121 The 'ettes are all pretty good folks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM

There is iron in the words of tcn in AK for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bears at April 24, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs1)

122 I had a week long g'ment class in Milwaukee and of course had to attend the Pabst brewery. Cold Blue Ribbon right out of the tap at the brewery is very good beer.

Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 05:03 PM (8uzBS)

123 Among Catholics, Trump's approval rebounded to 51 percent, while 49 percent disapproved, restoring him to net‑positive territory with the group — even after weeks of headline‑dominating confrontation with the Vatican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 05:00 PM (ndZc7)

I think most Catholics realize that this Pope is a dope. We are taking the long view, hoping against hope that the next one is actually Catholic. Who knows? Perhaps He will relent....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (DwqWV)

124 9. "When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."

--Anonymous, 32, Colorado

I'm perfectly willing to consider gender when discussing that experience where that tramp Katy Perry rubbed her smelly vag in Ruby Rose's face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (0Htd1)

125 This retard thinks the Ten Commandments are affront to Jewish people? And he was supposed to have gone to seminary.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Changes his name from Causey to Talarico to appeal to a certain ethnic group then turns the Bible upside down to appeal to another certain group.
Very eclectic he is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (XAeCh)

126 The woman felt the need to declare this even though no one asked for her opinion.

Projection?
Or just unaware this is a feminine trait all 'round?

Posted by: GWB at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (WTQU5)

127 >>>>Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (zafwz)

Other way around. The original company was called "Spice House," and one of the kids (a huge leftist asshole) started a new company called Penzeys.

Another kid inherited the company from the founders, and sold it a while ago.

Posted by: Same Old at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (RC6IN)

128 Among Catholics, Trump's approval rebounded to 51 percent, while 49 percent disapproved, restoring him to net‑positive territory with the group — even after weeks of headline‑dominating confrontation with the Vatican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 05:00 PM (ndZc7)

Even the notoriously less Bible aware Catholics can remember that "Render unto Caesar" stuff from the New Testament. And the beam in Vatican's Cities own eye over policy on immigration.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)

129 Penzey's spices. What foo foo.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 05:05 PM (2Ez/1)

130
20. "If she calls non-straight sexual orientations a 'lifestyle,' that's a big sign."
--Anonymous, 69, Female, Lancaster, PA

Well, it's better than calling them fags.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 05:05 PM (0Htd1)

131 A natural color rather than her natural color I might allow. But if you meant the second one, I don't think you know women very well.
Posted by: GWB at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (WTQU5)

I could be blonde with highlights into the next decade. Which is/was my natural color before I got skin cancer in my 30's and turned grey in my 60's. From covid I discovered the grey to my horror. It is not pretty blonde white like the dude I married...who does not need this and it ain't fair. I would look like a battle axe with battleship grey hair and it's not going to happen on my watch.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:05 PM (WONhk)

132 This retard thinks the Ten Commandments are affront to Jewish people? And he was supposed to have gone to seminary.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Well, they're an affront to Chuckie Schumer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)

133 Those USAID stories crack me up.

5pm news

CBC - Pipelines
CNN - Iran. Dead white woman .... something Epstein
Fox - The Five
MS Now - Iran war - US is running out of missiles!!!

Oh, not to perpetuate stereotypes, but I did abandon my Unabomber lifestyle and ventured outside grocery shopping during which time my friends' cat Snowflake slept on my bedroom chair and apparently didn't move the entire 4 hours.

Oh, and at Walmart in my part of Canads, a LINDT DUBAI Style Chocolate bar - $14.99 Can. Wtf....

Amd again, tranny Bid Light - 12 cans - $29.99. Same price as Molsons which was surprising,

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)

134 I'm perfectly willing to consider gender when discussing that experience where that tramp Katy Perry rubbed her smelly vag in Ruby Rose's face.
Posted by: nerdygirl
---

From this the Utah congresswoman took her cue?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (XAeCh)

135 I think most Catholics realize that this Pope is a dope. We are taking the long view, hoping against hope that the next one is actually Catholic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM

I dunno if I want to change back. I've kinda gotten to like indoor plumbing now.

Posted by: A Bear at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

136 Woman? Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dOVnE)

137 I think most Catholics realize that this Pope is a dope. We are taking the long view, hoping against hope that the next one is actually Catholic. Who knows? Perhaps He will relent....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:04 PM (DwqWV)

at least this one isn't putting up graven images, unless he has some Chicago Cub plushies in his room.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)

138 Changes his name from Causey to Talarico to appeal to a certain ethnic group then turns the Bible upside down to appeal to another certain group.
Very eclectic he is.

Posted by: Braenyard -

He was adopted, that is why he changed his name. Talarico is Italian. The rest of your statement is 100% spot on.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (Dd38x)

139 I was taught that voting is private for a reason, but I will proudly declare Trump if anyone asks.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2026 05:01 PM (lCppi)

I was at a farmers' market up in Canada last year and was surprised to see a guy wearing a pro-Trump hat. I walked up to him and said, "I voted for him three times." He said, "Right on!"

Posted by: Vendette at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (pJK38)

140 "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."

This is such a schizophrenic word burp.

No one knows your body count unless you make a point of telling them.

So, instead of "mind your own business", it should read something like "shut the fuck up about your private life".

Ooooorrrr, is this a thing among you gals, comparing body counts when you first meet?

Then regardless of the body count you expect to be praised?

165! You go, girl!!!.....something like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2026 05:07 PM (iJfKG)

141 40 We need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.

I will start:

"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)
______
I'll add:
Thinks that makes Kamala the 2nd woman to win the Presidency.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 05:07 PM (AlhUl)

142 134 I'm perfectly willing to consider gender when discussing that experience where that tramp Katy Perry rubbed her smelly vag in Ruby Rose's face.
Posted by: nerdygirl
---

From this the Utah congresswoman took her cue?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (XAeCh)

I'm willing to discuss the proper anatomical body part vs what has been written (which is wrong unless there was a lot more going on that what was written).

I also don't want to think about it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:07 PM (WONhk)

143 How to tell a woman is conservative:

Doesn't have a penis
Doesn't dress with her parts all hanging out (well unless you are alone with her)
Doesn't show off her FUPA
Doesn't have trashy tats
Doesn't have a bull-type nose ring
Doesn't scream the rich need to pay more taxes from her $2M house

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

144 Sheryl Cowan needs to find a man to support her. I guess she's a little old to be some senator's sidepiece.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 05:07 PM (0Htd1)

145 108 103 That's why I don't drink tequila. Climbing up on the table to dance on it has become a chore.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 04:58 PM (DIbRX)

We should get some of those portable pet stairs for just this reason, I believe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 04:59 PM (DwqWV)

THIS^^^right there is why I love you all.

Tequila makes me crazy. And harf because it sneaks up on you (or did me in college when I bragged I could handle all the shots). I was very ill. NOPE!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:02 PM (WONhk)

Well, if tequila infused table dancing goes on at the TXMOME, I just may have to attend the next one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

146 @104 Apparently there are some men here who just can't get over their dislike of women.

It's the sign of a multiple loser. I can't take them seriously as conservatives, and for sure not as men. It's just posturing, like junior high bravos learning to be "competitive." A damn shame that you can proceed into the senior years without outgrowing it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (zdLoL)

147 at least this one isn't putting up graven images, unless he has some Chicago Cub plushies in his room.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)

Leo bowed to the Pachamama too. And then he blessed a chunk of ice. And picking a fight with Trump? I'd say he's 0 for 3 at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (DwqWV)

148 One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."

One of the odder things I see in social media right now is leftwing women telling men they are not *allowed* to consider how many other men a woman has slept with in deciding whether to date her or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

149 Another Cenobite thread?

Ace has such sights to show us.
Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 04:36 PM (iXqHn)

Our suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!

Posted by: Explorer in the further regions of experience at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

150 Serious Q for the Horde - I experienced a moral conundrum today: My day to sweep the carpet at church. While there, I ran into a young woman who told me she was homeless, had only $70 and was just released from lockup. She was looking for someone that could help her out with a spare room for awhile.

I put her into contact with our outreach ministry person who happened to be there also. Also let the office staff and priest know the situation. BUT, was that all I should have done? My wife and I have plenty of room and resources.

Did I go far enough? My wife is there today working so I'm sure she was brought into the mix also. Here's the thing - the church is 10 miles off the highway up in the mountains at the end of the road. No one gets here accidently.

In a perfect world, I'd do things differently. But it's not a perfect world. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (Kyh8Y)

151 Well, if tequila infused table dancing goes on at the TXMOME, I just may have to attend the next one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

You have no idea.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (DwqWV)

152 I used to manage a bar........tequila will get women to take their clothes off. Even the ones you dont want to

Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (jrgJz)

153 Tequila makes me crazy. And harf because it sneaks up on you (or did me in college when I bragged I could handle all the shots). I was very ill. NOPE!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:02 PM (WONhk)

So silly to drink Teq straight when the antidote is right there in a cold Margarita. You literally are making a margarita in your mouth if you to the traditional shot.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

154 Question for the Horde - did the ship in Event Horizon wander through the Cenobite's particular place in hell?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

155 Doesn't have a bull-type nose ring

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24

I love you for this. (Platonically).

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (Dd38x)

156 Ooooorrrr, is this a thing among you gals, comparing body counts when you first meet?

Then regardless of the body count you expect to be praised?

165! You go, girl!!!.....something like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2026 05:07 PM (iJfKG)

This never was discussed until near engagement, and was not a lot to discuss on my part of the bargain, as he knew.

Is this part of the dating profile? I need to know for what I am writing and sending to my dude tonight.

Good grief!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (WONhk)

157 Looks like that tornado that hit part of Vance AFB did not hit the (T-6?) trainer planes there, but came close. 10 injured, no deaths.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (vbXSk)

158 >> 9. "When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."

--Anonymous, 32, Colorado

No comment. Because I don't really know what this means, except that I suspect it's a "gender"-obsessive transgender who gets mad when perfect strangers don't want to hear hour-long screeds about them's thoughts about what "gender" is and isn't.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM


"No comment" is a good call. This might be another Eyelid Movie Grievance, or just as easily BPD Evidence, because why are they babbling about harm to someone they don't really know that well? And, it doesn't have to be a gender goblin; could be a third-wave feminist who was weaned on Judith Butler and the Duluth Model, and sees a stubbed toe in terms of gender and The Patriarchy. But now, with the trans fad madness, the 'gender' keyword is not enough to tell which specific strain of cult dogma they adhere to.

Posted by: SciVo at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (Sy6m/)

159 What is gay music?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (Cqx++)

160 I think I read something about chocolate prices going up due to a low cocoa supply

$29.99 for 12-pack of beer is nuckin futz, even for Canada.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)

161 Well, if tequila infused table dancing goes on at the TXMOME, I just may have to attend the next one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:08 PM

What happens at the TXMoMe stays at the TXMoMe.

And that goes triple for what happens in the Horse Trailer. In fact, the first rule of the Horse Trailer is not to talk about the Horse Trailer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

162 I used to go to Spice House. They sent me their newsletter. They were deeply into spices. Spices and nothing else. It was like the East India Company.

Which was nice. Like sugar and spice. Hey! Ow! Yeaaah!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 24, 2026 05:11 PM (wBaIH)

163 Buzzfeed doing women a solid here. I say "women" here because leftist females are either trannies, screechy harpy karens, or immature, angry girls who've swallowed the party line such that they are essentially unfixable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 24, 2026 05:11 PM (dK+Kv)

164 "It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and the nosers-out of unorthodoxy."
- George Orwell

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 24, 2026 05:11 PM (MNCvZ)

165 Am I the only one who thinks this just looks like a guy in agony because he was just stabbed in the eyes with two blue plastic spoons?

😂

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 05:11 PM (uUHnE)

166

Okay, being Mormon adjacent, I wonder if the Utah woman is a victim of incest. Not excusing what she did.

I never knew anything about Mormons until we moved to Wyoming. The horrific stories I've been told about incest are horrifying.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 05:11 PM (3ek7K)

167 I love you for this. (Platonically).
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (Dd38x)

I tell you what, I wish my bull had one of those things

Posted by: That poor Spanish matador at April 24, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

168 One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."

One of the odder things I see in social media right now is leftwing women telling men they are not *allowed* to consider how many other men a woman has slept with in deciding whether to date her or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

It isn't odd at all, they just don't like being held to a standard. I also find it funny when they try and turn it about and say -- "Well I could start avoiding MEN with a high body count" and I say, you sure can. That's what would be best for you, too instead of chasing the Chads.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (8avO+)

169 Spinal Tap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (xvhJH)

170 What is gay music?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (Cqx++)

Anything by us or Bronski Beat.

Posted by: Erasure at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (dOVnE)

171 In a perfect world, I'd do things differently. But it's not a perfect world. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026

Yes, you did the right thing.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Dd38x)

172 One of the odder things I see in social media right now is leftwing women telling men they are not *allowed* to consider how many other men a woman has slept with in deciding whether to date her or not.

Posted by: 18-1

-----------------
Well, there's your answer right there.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (uUHnE)

173 Other signs a woman might be conservative;
- Her mom taught her to cook, not the internet
- She loves God and attends church every week
- She loves children the way God made them
- She doesn’t bring her dog into the supermarket
- She can defend herself if necessary
- She won’t surrender on any principle worth fighting for
- She treasures moments with her family for the memory, not social media
-She loves tradition, not fad

I could go on but you get the point.

Jesus loves you. Find him. He misses you.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (zy41W)

174 One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex.

If you don't want to be judged, stop telling people about how many different men you spread your legs for each week. Sorry, but slut behavior has consequences. Personally, I prefer to not use the same toilet seats as women who are disease ridden.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (0Htd1)

175 One thing I leared from the above: Don't buy Penzeys Spices in Falls Church, VA. (Why you'd want to be in Falls Church in the first place, I don't know.)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (AlhUl)

Don't buy Penzey's Spices, period. Owner is a nasty Commie prick. Had a falling out with family, and family founded Spice House (IIRC).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (utfVc)

176 Am I the only one who thinks this just looks like a guy in agony because he was just stabbed in the eyes with two blue plastic spoons?

😂
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 05:11 PM (uUHnE)

The smile is definitely a happy one.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

177 25. She shaves her arm pits and doesn’t stink.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 24, 2026 05:14 PM (sL7jo)

178 What happens at the TXMoMe stays at the TXMoMe.

And that goes triple for what happens in the Horse Trailer. In fact, the first rule of the Horse Trailer is not to talk about the Horse Trailer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

Also, make sure you get the toilet tokens up front. Don't wait until it is too late.

Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:14 PM (DwqWV)

179 One thing I leared from the above: Don't buy Penzeys Spices in Falls Church, VA. (Why you'd want to be in Falls Church in the first place, I don't know.)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (AlhUl)

Because you have to drive through it to go from the NoVaMoMe Saturday to the MDV MGC shoot on Sunday?

Posted by: GWB at April 24, 2026 05:14 PM (WTQU5)

180 In a perfect world, I'd do things differently. But it's not a perfect world. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (Kyh8Y)

If the girl is just out of jail, there’s no way I’d let her stay.

Good possibility she’s an addict.
But if you don’t mind your stuff starting to disappear out of the house to pay for her habit, then let her stay.

It’s tough to be so cold to people in need but you really can’t trust anybody these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

181 O/T - the West Palm Beach gun grabber cop that confiscated James O'Keefe's arsenal is a registered dem, was hired six months ago and was caught soliciting a prostitute less than two years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/4zd39typ

guns have been returned, a Florida judge is about to find out

Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 05:15 PM (8uzBS)

182 Why do I keep hearing Jeff Foxworthy's voice in my head?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:15 PM (wVcYX)

183
So silly to drink Teq straight when the antidote is right there in a cold Margarita. You literally are making a margarita in your mouth if you to the traditional shot.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)
********************************
I was only 18yrs old and feeling my oats until I wasn't. I learn the hard way. I thought I was cool.

It was the trip from pure hell to Memphis with my cousin who was later diagnosed as a schizophrenic. His stupid car broke down in I-55.

We were staying with friends of mine to see Cat Stevens, who cancelled the concert as he hurt his finger. The first sign things were going bad.

To get home the next day I had to ride a Greyhound bus (a first and last) through every whistle stop in the MS Delta. We were the two white people on the bus...well, I was green with nausea. Men were smoking cigars. It was hell on earth.Had I the strength I would have cheerfully killed that cousin.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:15 PM (WONhk)

184 Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (Kyh8Y)

In no way should you feel guilty. That is why there are so many charity outfits to help . Unless you had an actual unmistakable sign from God you did right. You didn't turn her away. You directed her to a place /person where she could find assistance.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 05:15 PM (kxLc1)

185 The women here are a prime example of what men should seek. God bless you all.

And the icing was a big hit. This place needs pictures. Although it’s all way gone now.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2026 05:16 PM (zy41W)

186 I work with a woman who is a Swiftie

She is mentally deranged

We had a weekly call where she’s having a meltdown crying because some stray cat came into her yard and she fed it but she couldnt keep it so she’s bawling her eyes out over the Zoom call about how the cat has no home and will starve to death unless she takes it in

And still somehow she still manages to get married despite being mid and a psychopath and have a baby on top of that

The problem is not women, it’s simps and soys and all the gay boys who keep enabling this nonsense

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 24, 2026 05:17 PM (REq0p)

187 Sorry, but slut behavior has consequences. Personally, I prefer to not use the same toilet seats as women who are disease ridden.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (0Htd1)

Ladies, if you don't want to be taken as a whore, then don't be one. Simple enough.

Some day, women will come to know their worth, and won't sell it cheap. Until then, an awful lot of them seem to think the only thing they have to offer is between their legs.

Disgusting behavior, from fools.

You want to be respected? Do something respectable.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:17 PM (DwqWV)

188 gay music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1znjZwnYEP4

Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 24, 2026 05:17 PM (jrgJz)

189 How does that happen, exactly? You don't mean she "pressures" you into motherhood, you mean merely that she talks about her own children and that makes you feel bad for having a womb filled with the ghosts of aborted babies.

>>> Or has never really been around children. My future niece-in-law had never held a baby, so I handed her mine (knowing that my nephew, an experienced older brother and uncle, would be hovering, and he did). The look of wonder on her face made me bet with Pooky that she'd be pregnant within a year of marriage. She's currently 13 werks along. 😀

Posted by: pookysgirl has told this story but is still happy at April 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Wt5PA)

190 “ Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

Proverbs 31:30

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2026 05:18 PM (zy41W)

191 188 The women here are a prime example of what men should seek. God bless you all.

And the icing was a big hit. This place needs pictures. Although it’s all way gone now.
Posted by: Marcus T at April

What we need is a portal for a bite!

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Dd38x)

192 I gotta laugh at the apparent care and neo-wordsmithing these repressed gay and lesbian mental midgets put into these responses. But the substantive content is pure NPC drone duckspeak. It’s like all these people share one “Abby Normal” brain.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 24, 2026 05:18 PM (sL7jo)

193 As for the Sr. VP, I honestly do not buy this unless she put such strict parameters around what type of job she would consider. As a Sr. Vp, you have lead something. People or programs. You would easily be able to parlay this experience into another leadership role. At this level, you are not seeking jobs on your own anyway, you are being repped by a recruiting agency.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (Dd38x)

You mean Sheryl Cowan? She was a "senior VP" at some leftist NGO. She probably got that "job", really a sinecure, by sucking dick. And now she's kind of aged out to requalify.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2026 05:19 PM (utfVc)

194 (Why you'd want to be in Falls Church in the first place, I don't know.)
Posted by: Eeyore
It's probably safer than walking around the ghetto streets of Washington DC.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2026 05:19 PM (0Htd1)

195
tcn,
some whore would spread their legs for $20, now some of them will spread their legs for a house.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 05:19 PM (3ek7K)

196 I think it is stupid to do this to people you have been friends with for decades because of politics.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 04:43 PM (WONhk)

Unfortunately it is NOT politics. It's about an entire worldview - IOW, a religion. By not agreeing with them you are saying "Your religion is false." By using facts to discuss issues, you are saying "And reality refutes your religion." Bu refusing to cancel people - or be cancelled - who do not comply, you're saying "And you can't force me to join your religion or support it." And with all of that, you become a witch to them, able to turn their hearts with the evil eye of friendship and keep them from their Heaven (see that old 0bama ad about Julia to see what they want).

Posted by: GWB at April 24, 2026 05:19 PM (WTQU5)

197 You mean Sheryl Cowan? She was a "senior VP" at some leftist NGO. She probably got that "job", really a sinecure, by sucking dick. And now she's kind of aged out to requalify.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

She is a shoe in for pharma.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Dd38x)

198 198
tcn,
some whore would spread their legs for $20, now some of them will spread their legs for a house.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 05:19 PM (3ek7K)

And some spread them for cheap thrills, and morning of regret.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)

199 154 Question for the Horde - did the ship in Event Horizon wander through the Cenobite's particular place in hell?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

There has been much fan discussion on this very subject, that Event Horizon and Hellraiser exist in the same universe, and that the chaos dimension the ship passed through also contains the labyrinth ruled by Leviathan, the domain of the Cenobites. There's also been argument for it also being in The Warp in Warhammer40.

Posted by: Feeling Slaaneshy at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (TbWk/)

200 It isn't odd at all, they just don't like being held to a standard. I also find it funny when they try and turn it about and say -- "Well I could start avoiding MEN with a high body count" and I say, you sure can. That's what would be best for you, too instead of chasing the Chads.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:13 PM (8avO+)

High body counts are rare for men.
But any 2 am drunk girl can get laid, they'll just regret it later.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (zafwz)

201 141 40 We need a "Secret Signs That a Woman Might be a Far Left Mentally Ill Lunatic" list.

I will start:

"Thinks Kamala Harris won in 2024"

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)
_________________________________

Yeah. This would be a significantly more interesting and entertaining list.

Here's mine:

Misuse the word "queer" which means odd. Misuse the word "gay" which means happy. Misuse the word "fag" which means a rolled smoke. Misuse the word "woke" which is merely the past tense of wake and grammatically incorrect. Misuse pronouns so as to refer to a single individual with plural pronouns while stating. "I prefer the pronouns they/them." But, fail to realize that they started that sentence with a singular pronoun...the pronoun "I".

In short, we could get rid of the left by making them take English 101.

Posted by: Orson at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)

202 I am most struck by the lack of any self-awareness. All of these things are said completely unironically.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (RIvkX)

203 He was adopted, that is why he changed his name. Talarico is Italian. The rest of your statement is 100% spot on.
Posted by: Piper
---

Thanks. Hadn't seen that. Without background leads to assumptions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (XAeCh)

204 Well, if tequila infused table dancing goes on at the TXMOME, I just may have to attend the next one.

Maybe cut the legs short on a table? Then AtC can attend in comfort.

[Runs serpentine, tossing emu repellent]

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (z3/Ck)

205 We had a weekly call where she’s having a meltdown crying because some stray cat came into her yard and she fed it but she couldnt keep it so she’s bawling her eyes out over the Zoom call about how the cat has no home and will starve to death unless she takes it in

And still somehow she still manages to get married despite being mid and a psychopath and have a baby on top of that

The problem is not women, it’s simps and soys and all the gay boys who keep enabling this nonsense

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 24, 2026 05:17 PM (REq0p)

No, discipline for women used to come from older women. This is why the very first thing feminists did was cut young women off from their neighborhoods and family groups and put them in offices.

By now the older women have for the most part abandoned the role or are enforcing the bad rules.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)

206 Thos is why the Purges and Cultural Revolution found so many victims. They are very good at being miserable people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)

207 Another sign of a conservative woman:

She has her brains intact, and her opinions, but when she disagrees with her husband, she will, eventually capitulate to him, because he is the head of the family.

She married him for a reason, and it wasn't just because.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (DwqWV)

208 In a perfect world, I'd do things differently. But it's not a perfect world. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2026 05:09 PM (Kyh8Y)
********************************
You did fine.

Our house is huge but I am not going to take in strangers or feel guilty about it.

Of course now NSA is going to send illegals to me from reading this and I will end up in prison.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (WONhk)

209 Thanks. Hadn't seen that. Without background leads to assumptions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (XAeCh

With that crowd, absolutely, especially since he is trying to reuse the Beto playbook.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (Dd38x)

210 Buzzfeed?

SIGN #5 WILL SHOCK YOU!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (yGkmH)

211 I am most struck by the lack of any self-awareness. All of these things are said completely unironically.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (RIvkX)

They are leftists, they have no humor.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)

212 Thanks. Hadn't seen that. Without background leads to assumptions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (XAeCh

With that crowd, absolutely, especially since he is trying to reuse the Beto playbook.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (Dd38x)

Better warn his poor wife, if he has one.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)

213 Oh, and F-R-I-D-A-Y !!!

Whoop!!!!

Posted by: Orson at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

214 No, discipline for women used to come from older women. This is why the very first thing feminists did was cut young women off from their neighborhoods and family groups and put them in offices.

By now the older women have for the most part abandoned the role or are enforcing the bad rules.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)

Make Babushkas Great Again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (wVcYX)

215 Are these lunatics suggesting that being conservative and Republican is illegal and they need to know how to uncover the secret ones?

I believe these idiots are aware that they are idiots but need to feel that there are others like them among the rest of the population. Therefore by uncovering the secret conservatives and Republicans they can comfort themselves the rest are really crazy like they are.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2026 05:24 PM (Tbs6N)

216 High body counts are rare for men.
But any 2 am drunk girl can get laid, they'll just regret it later.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (zafwz)

So there's just one guy doing all these drunk girls? Your comment makes zero sense.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:24 PM (DwqWV)

217 I am most struck by the lack of any self-awareness. All of these things are said completely unironically.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 05:20 PM (RIvkX)

They are leftists, they have no humor.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)

They think Steven Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are funny.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

218 By now the older women have for the most part abandoned the role or are enforcing the bad rules.

***********

I would wager it’s that and not having fathers

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 24, 2026 05:25 PM (REq0p)

219 I used to manage a bar........tequila will get women to take their clothes off. Even the ones you dont want to
Posted by: Ghost of Turbines

Yup

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2026 05:25 PM (LyPw2)

220 When Taylor Swift wasn't bought and owned and was still in country music but incredibly popular, you weren't allowed to like her. Now you have to.

Michael Rappaport is a lib kook who they defended to the hilt until he came out and supported Israel, now he is Trump to them. They HATE him for disagreeing about ONE thing, the Jews. They are so weird.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2026 05:25 PM (vE0+H)

221 Lambrini Girls list the secret signs of c*ntiness:
youtube.com/watch?v=20TDd19oA1Q

Posted by: gp at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (N8ZBc)

222 I think 57 yo Sheryl must be the gray haired woman, the millenial prancing on the desk is probably someone else

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (fE6HJ)

223 183 O/T - the West Palm Beach gun grabber cop that confiscated James O'Keefe's arsenal is a registered dem, was hired six months ago and was caught soliciting a prostitute less than two years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/4zd39typ

guns have been returned, a Florida judge is about to find out
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2026 05:15 PM (8uzBS)

Wonder if it was a red flag law abuse or something. Very much interested to find out what happened.

Posted by: I smell bacon, I smell grease at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (TbWk/)

224 I looked through the comments and didn’t see anything about the lobby/limo line. For some reason, our local theatre showed the original spinal tap movie a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (GPa4z)

225 Speaking of Event Horizon the edge of the observable Universe is at least 46 billion light years away. Even if faster than light /folding space tech did exist, that's a lot of folding .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (kxLc1)

226 I don’t think we have to hide our ideology. I don’t. It’s just that for me, and probably most on the right, we have actual lives that don’t revolve around cultish ideology. We don’t define and identify ourselves by ideology. I don’t go around shouting about my ideology because it’s not something I need to shout about.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (sL7jo)

227 There's also been argument for it also being in The Warp in Warhammer40.

Worshipping Slaanesh likely starts out pretty well. You have fun time with the equivalent of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader while eating the best food and listening to the best music you could imagine.

But after a while you are ripping your own eyes out and eating the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (in a literal sense) while you listen to muzak versions of Rage Against the Machine

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2026 05:26 PM (sKqQm)

228 She married him for a reason, and it wasn't just because.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (DwqWV)
***
True. We have our little arguments. The biggest one recently is that I want large ceramic urns on the patio for my birthday next month. Son has some from Costco and the right color. I was asking if they handle freezing and snow (which we did not have much of this past winter).

The boss of me said no. Some crap about watering them and yada, and he'd have to do blah, blah. I said we'd discuss this later (which means I will win by my birthday). He had some wooden ones for tomatoes last year. I don't see what the big deal is and have had a cease fire (like Trump) for a few weeks.

He knows I will win but I let him argue anyway as it makes him feel good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:27 PM (WONhk)

229 > Speaking of Event Horizon the edge of the observable Universe is at least 46 billion light years away. Even if faster than light /folding space tech did exist, that's a lot of folding .
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Pack extra underwear.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 05:27 PM (jehhT)

230 Guys, the old adage is still true (with exceptions) don't talk about body count. You don't wanna know. She will often be obsessed with it (or more likely specific past individuals) but just do not talk about it.

Suggested diversions:

1) do you smell smoke? Am I having a stroke?

2) want some Taco Bell?

3) Your eyes are beautiful.

4) what did I come in here for (easier as you get older)

5) let's talk about Israel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)

231 Or maybe its just a verrry old photo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (LmPA0)

232 https://youtu.be/TzyWvHhpIpM

Obligatory.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (DwqWV)

233 Scabcrotch Dirthookers... great name for a band

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (IurJ0)

234 "If she uses the terms 'both sides' or 'meeting in the middle' or 'reaching across the aisle,' then she might be right-wing."

--Anonymous, 55, Female, Minnesota



Yes, because the middle is right wing now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (0U5gm)

235 "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse or right-wing ideals.

Uh huh. Nina "I'd suck Bill Clinton's díck for abortion" Burleigh would like a word.

Posted by: And that word is SLUUUURRRP at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (TbWk/)

236 He knows I will win but I let him argue anyway as it makes him feel good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:27 PM (WONhk)

Yep. I'm still working on DH about getting a couple of tiny sheep. He says no, but I'm working the long game.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (DwqWV)

237 Or has never really been around children. My future niece-in-law had never held a baby, so I handed her mine (knowing that my nephew, an experienced older brother and uncle, would be hovering, and he did). The look of wonder on her face made me bet with Pooky that she'd be pregnant within a year of marriage. She's currently 13 werks along. 😀
Posted by: pookysgirl has told this story but is still happy at April 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Wt5PA)

It is very funny watching biology take hold. I have a friend who was a software engineer, and was 'one of the guys' at work. I visited her after I moved away and she had had her first child, and it was so funny how in a shopping mall she had Mom-Radar from nowhere, would track any person with a kid instinctively and look at them intently, would chat with them about baby stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)

238 231 Or maybe its just a verrry old photo
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at

57 isn’t that old! I am not there yet, but I can see it from here. 😊.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (hftzA)

239 I work in a leftist environment
My signal to them is all my Catholic desk items
I think they know how I lean

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (LmPA0)

240 Slim, tanned and in a sundress is right wing enough for any man

Posted by: Oglebay at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (GPa4z)

241 I liked Pandorum better than Event Horizon.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (kxLc1)

242 >"When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."

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wtf does that even mean

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (ZxPkt)

243 If someone was making $272K a year at an NGO, and can't get a job for a year in the actual private sector, even a barista job, one might question the skill set that she possesses.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 24, 2026 05:31 PM (0U5gm)

244 uys, the old adage is still true (with exceptions) don't talk about body count. You don't wanna know. She will often be obsessed with it (or more likely specific past individuals) but just do not talk about it.

Suggested diversions:

1) do you smell smoke? Am I having a stroke?

2) want some Taco Bell?

3) Your eyes are beautiful.

4) what did I come in here for (easier as you get older)

5) let's talk about Israel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)

6) Proffer chocolate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:31 PM (wVcYX)

245 He knows I will win but I let him argue anyway as it makes him feel good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:27 PM (WONhk)

Yep. I'm still working on DH about getting a couple of tiny sheep. He says no, but I'm working the long game.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (DwqWV)

Tiny Sheep become large sheep, I expect. Something the tiny pig fad did not seem to expect back in the day.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)

246 Sydney Sweeney has no nose ring or face piercings.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2026 05:32 PM (abIsI)

247
Yep. I'm still working on DH about getting a couple of tiny sheep. He says no, but I'm working the long game.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April

What sheep? Oh these sheep? They have been hanging in my closet forever! (I am kidding, of course.)

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2026 05:32 PM (hftzA)

248 wtf does that even mean
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (ZxPkt)

It means that woman=proabortion.

Not getting that promotion=sexism

Hillary Clinton not elected=seismic, thats all

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

249 242 >"When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."

----

wtf does that even mean
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (ZxPkt)

Means she's a whiny bitch and goes on about being micro-aggressed instead of letting the stupid little crap wash right over.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (DwqWV)

250 I read a study that if a woman’s n count was zero before marriage they had a predominantly high chance of staying married for life

When the n count becomes higher than 1 those probabilities of marital success fall off a cliff

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (REq0p)

251 "Yep. I'm still working on DH about getting a couple of tiny sheep. He says no, but I'm working the long game."
Posted by: tcn in AK

You have a designated hitter?

ha, can't figure what DH is, probably simple.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (vbXSk)

252 And great jeans.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (2Ez/1)

253 He knows I will win but I let him argue anyway as it makes him feel good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:27 PM (WONhk)

Yep. I'm still working on DH about getting a couple of tiny sheep. He says no, but I'm working the long game.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (DwqWV)

Compromise with some yard gnomes or pink flamingos?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (wVcYX)

254 57 isn’t that old! I am not there yet, but I can see it from here. 😊.
Posted by: Piper

Hey, I see it coming in the mirror

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (fE6HJ)

255 nood

Posted by: gp at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (N8ZBc)

256 >"When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."

----

wtf does that even mean
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2026 05:30 PM (ZxPkt)

I expect she told a tale about her being discriminated against because she was a woman, and the conservative replied "Perhaps its because you were a rotten person generally"

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)

257 ha, can't figure what DH is, probably simple.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (vbXSk)

He's HER 'designated hitter'. Make sense?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

258 Tiny Sheep become large sheep, I expect. Something the tiny pig fad did not seem to expect back in the day.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)

Not these. A friend has them on his farm locally. They never get very big, because they are bred smaller. I think they were bred in northeastern France or something, but he runs a lot of them and they are just wonderful. Fabulous wool on a smaller frame.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:34 PM (DwqWV)

259 ha, can't figure what DH is, probably simple.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (vbXSk)

from context Darling Hubby

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)

260 257 ha, can't figure what DH is, probably simple.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 05:33 PM (vbXSk)

He's HER 'designated hitter'. Make sense?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

Dear Husband. If you were at the TxMoMe you would know him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:35 PM (DwqWV)

261 My only problem with women is their asshole radar always seems to be broken. I've known some great women who chose poorly.

You only assume that it's broken. It may be working exactly as the user intended.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2026 05:35 PM (vTZFs)

262 214 No, discipline for women used to come from older women. This is why the very first thing feminists did was cut young women off from their neighborhoods and family groups and put them in offices.

By now the older women have for the most part abandoned the role or are enforcing the bad rules.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)

This has become increasingly detrimental in the age of social media. Being a drug-addled party girl slut with multiple abortions would have been nipped in the bud within a community for this reason. Now they go online and get tens, hundreds, thousands of people giving them "you go girl"s and "YASSS KWEEN SLAY"s for three-digit body counts and multiple trips to the abortion abattoir.

Posted by: It's an evil world we live in at April 24, 2026 05:35 PM (TbWk/)

263

Some women will suck your dick for $20.

Some women will suck your dick for what they can get from you.

Guys, be cautious, look at what you have and decide why the woman is sucking you.'

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 05:36 PM (3ek7K)

264 I have no intention of ever dating a leftist again.

So, I will answer that question. Without hesitation.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2026 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

265 Tiny Sheep become large sheep, I expect. Something the tiny pig fad did not seem to expect back in the day.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)

Not these. A friend has them on his farm locally. They never get very big, because they are bred smaller. I think they were bred in northeastern France or something, but he runs a lot of them and they are just wonderful. Fabulous wool on a smaller frame.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:34 PM (DwqWV)

Well going by old cartoons, sheep tear up the grass in the yard relative to cattle who just clip it short.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)

266 205 We had a weekly call where she’s having a meltdown crying because some stray cat came into her yard and she fed it but she couldnt keep it so she’s bawling her eyes out over the Zoom call about how the cat has no home and will starve to death unless she takes it in

And still somehow she still manages to get married despite being mid and a psychopath and have a baby on top of that

The problem is not women, it’s simps and soys and all the gay boys who keep enabling this nonsense

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 24, 2026 05:17 PM (REq0p)
********
The guy I live with has a new hobby: birds. He discovered a nest of red finch last week when he was moving a hanging basket to the garage. The poor nest was then moved 3 more times for protection against possible snow. Then back to where it began.

Mama & Dad bird took this in stride (or whatever birds do with their feets). They are now used to the lunatic who put a camera on the porch to spy on them for the grands. I expect any day for the birds to attack him.

Watching bird/eagle utubes now. One retarded baby eagle fell out of the nest. People when insane in comments, blaming the mother.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:37 PM (WONhk)

267 "Some women will suck your dick for what they can get from you."

Therefore I withhold my essence.

Posted by: gp at April 24, 2026 05:37 PM (N8ZBc)

268 A woman who is not perennially angry at the world is probably not a leftist

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 05:38 PM (fE6HJ)

269 My only problem with women is their asshole radar always seems to be broken. I've known some great women who chose poorly.

You only assume that it's broken. It may be working exactly as the user intended.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2026 05:35 PM (vTZFs)

Back in the day it was a survival trait to attach yourself to the biggest, tough dude who would survive to protect you as fast as you could, especially in cases were you were abducted into a new clan or tribe.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)

270 "He's HER 'designated hitter'. Make sense?" Posted by: Aetius451AD

ha, no. All I could figure was Divorced Husband, but that made no sense.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 05:38 PM (vbXSk)

271 Trust me, if a chick is hot, and has nice/big boobs, no man in then world is going to kick her out of bed simply because he might disagree with some political opinion she has. (Unless that man is a low-T soyboy who has no sex drive anyway, which is probably what we're talking about when it comes to Buzzfeed readers.)

and that goe double considering that 70% of single men these days are unwilling incels because most "single" chicks are crazy stuck-up bitches with overly high self-esteem and are so picky that almost all men are considered to be "not in my league." So suddenly a hit chick is coming on to you, an extremely rare circumstance, you can't beleve your luck, and she says, "BTW, I don't like talking about politics. Let's fuck instead." And Buzzfeed's recommendation is: Who there -- she's a secret alt-right spy! Run away!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

272 No, discipline for women used to come from older women. This is why the very first thing feminists did was cut young women off from their neighborhoods and family groups and put them in offices.

By now the older women have for the most part abandoned the role or are enforcing the bad rules.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)

Brett Cooper had a video recently talking about how abandoned new mothers feel due to many of them having no support network. Very sad.

Posted by: pookysgirl has free babysitters nearby at April 24, 2026 05:40 PM (Wt5PA)

273 243 If someone was making $272K a year at an NGO, and can't get a job for a year in the actual private sector, even a barista job, one might question the skill set that she possesses.

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I wonder what congressman she is related to

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 24, 2026 05:42 PM (IurJ0)

274 Someone needs to do a study of "HPV Infection Rate by Political Affiliation."

I'd be willing to wager that the infection rate among conservative chicks is around 5%, and the infection rate about woke commie chick is closer to 80%.

For that reason alone every man should be seeking out the conservative chicks. Because if you dip your dick in an HPV petri dish punani, you are sure to catch it, then for the rest of your life you are a carrier and you'll have to reveal that to every woman you meet, and you'll never get laid again.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

275 Dear Husband. If you were at the TxMoMe you would know him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 05:35 PM (DwqWV)

Dammit. Have to change my head Canon.

Maybe this year. Have the week staked out but may be trying to change jobs. Getting tired of working 7 days a week and only maybe getting 2 days off a month.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

276 A mother posted on TikTok that she’s playing “gay” music next to her baby bump hoping that it will make her son gay.

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They are finally admitting that being gay can be taught. That means deprogramming is possible too. It also verifies the fact that gays can and do, groom children to be gay.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 24, 2026 05:46 PM (IurJ0)

277 tcn...when you get your tiny sheep please let me know.

I will let you know if I get the urns I want. I am not giving in on this issue and he somehow probably knows it. After knowing me for almost a half a century he knows. Oh, he knows I will win.

We still are upright, good lookin' and have a lot of fun.

Photos of my grandparents at the same age look a lot older. Maybe there is formaldehyde in our food and RFK, Jr has not found it yet. We also laugh daily, at each other or other people or the tv.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:48 PM (WONhk)

278
Speaking of Event Horizon the edge of the observable Universe is at least 46 billion light years away. Even if faster than light /folding space tech did exist, that's a lot of folding .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

How far can you go on a single fold?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)

279 While obtaining information for my dating profile to send my husband tonight, I have now found the black hole of hilarity on reddit subs. Lawsie.

I just got started on one. There are photos. One starts out of him being autistic and there is no shame in that but I think maybe not a lead intro.

I also don't know what "ambivert or ig" is. Which will lead to more research for the weekend. A weekend in which I need to garden A LOT.

I will now be asked wth I am doing as laughing loudly.

One gay man seems to be in a lot of them.With a white fluffy dog. Hysterical!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 24, 2026 05:59 PM (WONhk)

280 USAID was a "Quality Learing Center" for liberal white women.

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Sums up the entirety of Washington DC.

Posted by: Decaf at April 24, 2026 06:04 PM (Tbs6N)

281 For something entirely different:

Nokia established 1865 Espoo, Finland.

Thought it was Japanese. Wrong.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 06:04 PM (XAeCh)

282 For that reason alone every man should be seeking out the conservative chicks. Because if you dip your dick in an HPV petri dish punani, you are sure to catch it, then for the rest of your life you are a carrier and you'll have to reveal that to every woman you meet, and you'll never get laid again.
Posted by: zombie
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Search Assist

Nearly 80% of adults will get at least one type of HPV at some point in their lifetime.

womenshealth.gov
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 06:10 PM (XAeCh)

283 "Dear Husband. If you were at the TxMoMe you would know him." Posted by: tcn in AK

Oh, that makes simple sense. Thanks for clearing up my quandary.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 06:10 PM (vbXSk)

284 This retard thinks the Ten Commandments are affront to Jewish people? And he was supposed to have gone to seminary.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 04:51 PM (kxLc1)

I'm sure he went to seminary...to get laid.

Posted by: Nelly at April 24, 2026 06:42 PM (Bm3Co)

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