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Finally? Alliance Defending Freedom -- the Firm That Defended the Colorado Baker Who Wouldn't Bake the Gay Cake -- Will Sue Candace Owens for Defamation on Behalf of Erika Kirk and TPUSA?

This isn't confirmed or announced yet, but Cavernous Nostrils herself says she's "uncomfortable" about what the Alliance Defending Freedom is saying about case they're working.

Ben Shapiro might also be suing. She recently defamed him as well. (Well, she has probably defamed him a dozen times, I just remember in the past few days she dropped another one and I thought, "That's actionable, I sure hope he sues.")

Cavernous Nostrils herself showed this video, which she says is an "internal video" from ADF (though it appears to be a public Q&A, but then again, Cavernous is a low-IQ lunatic who doesn't know anything.)

In the video, a person she identifies as being part of the ADF says that she was on a phone call with a "large organization you would know very well... it has to do with Candace Owens, which might give you an idea about what we're talking about." And she talks about the question of whether to sue or not sue when someone defames you.


Cavernous Nostrils actually says that she doesn't know what Ben Shapiro's "obession with TPUSA is."

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You have talked about TPUSA's plot to murder Charlie Kirk every day for the past nine months! And Ben Shapiro is "obsessed" with them?!


Cavernous Nostrils immediately committed a fresh defamation and accused Erika Kirk of faking a death threat to skip out of the event.

(Why is Ben Shapiro so obsessed with TPUSA?!?!)

fakedeaththreatscavernous.jpg

Cavernous Nostrils also threatened the already-scared widow whose husband was murdered, telling her she has "spies" everywhere around the shattered widow who are always "watching" her.

Remember, everyone who opposes and condemns this hateful malign narcissists' escalating campaign to get Erika Kirk murdered is just a Jew Neocon who puts Israel First. No other reason.

Trump should sue her, too. She just alleged Trump took a $100 million bribe from Miriam Adelson to... "annex the West Bank." What?!

Meanwhile, Tuq'r Qarlson and the morbid growth in his brain are enjoying negative growth.

Hello everyone!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 12:11 PM (bFu5X)

2 I could have been first but I was loving a penguin.

Posted by: guy who loves penguins at April 15, 2026 12:11 PM (vFG9F)

3 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 12:11 PM (bFu5X)

4 It'd be really funny if the lawyers were Jewish.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:11 PM (dK+Kv)

5 She needs therapy. Or a nap.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 15, 2026 12:12 PM (BpO1e)

6 Howdy Ace

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 12:12 PM (LVvlK)

7 hey there Cap'n

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 15, 2026 12:13 PM (j+aD2)

8 Can't stand these people, but it does mean they're doing a good job.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 12:13 PM (ATSTk)

9 I will never learn.

Good content, though, as always!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 15, 2026 12:13 PM (enw9G)

10 You know who else had cavernous nostrils...

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 12:14 PM (YwEeS)

11 *to CO, in best John Cleese voice*

Are you Dee-ranged?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

12 Meanwhile, Tuq'r Qarlson and the morbid growth in his brain are enjoying negative growth.

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This is just because he's misquoted and being maligned because he's just asking questions of radical leftists instead of staying in his bubble, ace.

He's so America first, that he's demanding America share global power with China as a series of regional hegemons. You know...the WEF agenda.

The WEF is America First.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:14 PM (1Q6Kv)

13 5 She needs therapy. Or a nap.

I'm sure that will be her defense. Therapy, not the nap thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

14 You have to wonder what George Farmer thinks about all of this. Cavernous Nostrils is clearly not well.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 12:15 PM (UwWDr)

15 I could have been first but I was loving a penguin.
Posted by: guy who

Me as well but in respect to all the hard work Ace does for us, I was reading content.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 12:15 PM (T8m77)

16 Morning Ace. Did you see that Mark Sanford is back from hiking the Appalachian trail and running for Congress again?

Posted by: HowardDevore at April 15, 2026 12:15 PM (H/Jxx)

17 So, the Tweet guy does not do Math...

When you move from +53 favorable to +7 favorable with Rs, that still means a majority (unfortunately) likes you.

Tucker moved from being liked by 76.5% of Rs to being liked by 53.5% of Rs...

We got a ways to go to get the LIV and old tv news Rs to reject him as well...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 12:16 PM (tOcjL)

18 HALLELUJAH! Finally, some justice will be done.

I do wish that Vance had been able to help Erika with security, but I wouldn't blame her for not trusting USSS.

Posted by: pookysgirl, weathering another round of colds at April 15, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)

19
Good. Nudge the kooks out of the room. Better news would be that Somali thieves are arrested.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 12:16 PM (n7rxJ)

20 16 Morning Ace. Did you see that Mark Sanford is back from hiking the Appalachian trail and running for Congress again?

Posted by: HowardDevore at April 15, 2026 12:15 PM (H/Jxx)

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Looks like he's running for SC-1 again. With Mace leaving, it's an open seat, and his name recognition will potentially work to get him to the top of the (presumably) very large primary pile again.

It's what he did more than a decade ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:17 PM (1Q6Kv)

21 Good afternoon, 'ettes, 'rons, and Ace.

Candace Owens suggests that somebody should stab Erika Kirk to prove her hypothesis that Erika is a non-human sentient robot designed to fool humans and that she wouldn’t bleed.

How is this incitement to violence not an arrestable threat?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 15, 2026 12:17 PM (t2oSI)

22 Looks like he's running for SC-1 again. With Mace leaving, it's an open seat, and his name recognition will potentially work to get him to the top of the (presumably) very large primary pile again.


You know who else has a lot of name recognition?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

23 CNN: Tucker Carlson's approval rating in the GOP has gone down 47%; only 7% of Republicans like him

So he started at 14%?! That's not very good.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 12:18 PM (ATSTk)

24 She needs a biliion dollar judgement against her. I'll help her work it off....

Hmmm, the front page has been a bit messed up for me lately. 2 devices. Different networks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:18 PM (Sco7b)

25 22 Looks like he's running for SC-1 again. With Mace leaving, it's an open seat, and his name recognition will potentially work to get him to the top of the (presumably) very large primary pile again.


You know who else has a lot of name recognition?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

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...The Lisan-al-Gaib?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

26 Tucker must be hoovering up some Arab money. Candyass just seems cray-cray.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:19 PM (FmapG)

27 only 7% of Republicans like him

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I submit that they are not Republicans, just people who don't like some of the left's policies, and are the biggest wokesters, and big gov aficionados you can find.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 12:19 PM (GD0B3)

28 Politics, and political commentary, attracts some real jabronis.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 12:20 PM (rJ48h)

29 Correction: I left off the "totally".

https://is.gd/G36xN9

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

30 You could fill my nostrils with IQ and I'd still be low on IQ.

Posted by: Cavernous Nostrils at April 15, 2026 12:20 PM (Fmvp+)

31 I CAN'T WAIT‼️

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 12:20 PM (NpAcC)

32 I have a theory.

Humans have a limited productive ability. The problem is that these female podcasters devote 90% of that to hair and makeup.

They have nothing left to learn the subject matter or for thinking.

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 15, 2026 12:21 PM (4IrtX)

33 Mark Sanford? He’s in the same category of inhuman being as Swallwell, as far as I’m concerned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 12:22 PM (yGQJD)

34 BANKRUPT THE BITCH!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 12:22 PM (NpAcC)

35 What was the recent thing Ovens said about Shapiro that was "actionable" ? Just curious.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)

36
Tuq'r is just travelling the path of a dozen "conservative" voices in the near past.

His telling people that Muslims are really into Jesus is real low trolling.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 12:22 PM (Y8DZL)

37 She married a white man and has bi-racial kids, she knows things.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 15, 2026 12:23 PM (cS1cw)

38 What was the recent thing Ovens said about Shapiro that was "actionable" ? Just curious.

She said his sister was flat-chested.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

39 What was the recent thing Ovens said about Shapiro that was "actionable" ? Just curious.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)

His sister's melons were not all that big.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:23 PM (dK+Kv)

40 Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:24 PM (p/Ri7)

42 Sue! Sue like the wind!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:24 PM (p/Ri7)

43 Hope it’s true.

Make the punishment be the process.
This has been despicable activity by Candice.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:24 PM (4KUe5)

44 Speaking of Erica
It seems someone is leaking her travel (airport to hotel to venues) to Transtifa.

JD has asked SSS to look into what is happening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (/+uur)

45 His sister's melons were not all that big.
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Imma pretty sure their real. That said, she needs to unveil them to verify them. I am a very good judge of bewbs.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (FmapG)

46 37 She married a white man and has bi-racial kids, she knows things.
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How much of a 'man' is the guy if he does and says nothing while she causes this much evil?

Posted by: the lower depths at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (Dg7ng)

47 340 As of December 2025, CNN's average primetime viewership was 488,000 total viewers, which is a small fraction of the U.S. population of approximately 340 million.

CNN's viewership represents approximately 0.14% of the total U.S. population


That's a shame too..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

48 His sister's melons were not all that big.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:23 PM (dK+Kv)

This needs to be verified. I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (utfVc)

49 26 Tucker must be hoovering up some Arab money. Candyass just seems cray-cray.
Posted by: pudinhead

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These arab states have serious money. If they set up a fund, with say $1T to take over the West, they could hand out $10M, $100M, even $1B dollar awards for converts all day long. Probably something like half up front, and half after 10 years of shilling for them.

It would be very effective. They could buy out all the governments, half the celebrities, and more. A lot cheaper than any other approach.

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (4IrtX)

50 Are Candy's nostrils bigger than average?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (p31pK)

51 I swear to God she is a CIA plant. Her, Tucker and others have been programmed Zoolander style and were given the code word a year ago that activated them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 15, 2026 12:26 PM (uDCm4)

52 This needs to be verified. I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (utfVc)

Your honor and virtue have no match.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:26 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Our mistake (The West's) was to leave the oil.

We should have taken over that shit in the 80s. I said so then, and I say it again. Just tell them they can live there, but the oil belongs to us -- we won it fair and square.

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 15, 2026 12:26 PM (4IrtX)

54 I watched a video Nick Freitas did on his experience in intel and how that's making him skeptical of Candace's claims. One comment on the video stood out to me. It had the now-standard "ignore everything before the 'but'" at the beginning, and then said Freitas should watch a few hours of Candace's videos to see her "bring the receipts." This commenter didn't give specific videos, timestamps, or evidence; just instructions to Freitas to undoubtedly waste his time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, weathering another round of colds at April 15, 2026 12:26 PM (Wt5PA)

55 How much of a 'man' is the guy if he does and says nothing while she causes this much evil?
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Imma guessing she signed a Pre-Nup.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:27 PM (FmapG)

56 I read on the internet that Candace Owens swings a dick like Mike Owebama.

It's on the internet, so it must be true, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:27 PM (p/Ri7)

57 Her, Tucker and others have been programmed Zoolander style and were given the code word a year ago that activated them.

Can one of you Morons head over to Malaysia and check on the Prime Minister?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (BpO1e)

58 I remember when all us fags wanted to do was screw each other in the ass and our other hole while doing poppers and other drugs. Then we would pimp out some underage pages to some queerbaits down the block and go for drinks on them taxpayers dime.

Ah, the good old days!

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (79nfv)

59 The actual game is the number of clicks. They obviously don’t care who likes or agrees with them because that’s not how they make their money

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (OTOad)

60 How does anyone even know these people exist?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (E14OU)

61 Trump should sue for $20 million.

Kirk should sue for $20 million.

Shapiro should sue for $20 million, then admit he's played with his sisters massive boobs at least once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (p/Ri7)

62 Candace Owen's is well on her way to being much poorer -- think giving BJ's under the overpass poor-- and obscure.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (7L/2x)

63 Sue this scrunt until she doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (yAteE)

64 Candace is always right.

She was right when she said that a French-Israeli group of assassins were out to get her and murder her and that the FBI refused to investigate.

She's so right that despite the federal government being in on the plot, Candace still hasn't been assassinated by the French-Israeli group of assassins. Probably because she's a ninja.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:29 PM (1Q6Kv)

65 37 She married a white man and has bi-racial kids, she knows things.
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The codpiece has no terror for her....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)

66 Had Tucker list his mind?

Watching him defend and endorse islam is bananas. I don’t care how much you hate Trump, you still don’t go full ret@rd!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:29 PM (4KUe5)

67 The actual game is the number of clicks. They obviously don’t care who likes or agrees with them because that’s not how they make their money

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (OTOad)

How does anyone even know these people exist?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (E14OU)


Because we keep talking about them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)

68 Muslims are the only true Christians. It's in the Koran.

Posted by: Sucker Carlson at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (rD7Q1)

69 Muslims may be right about dogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E14OU)

70 Carlson = Carl's Son = Carl's Jr

Idocracy is Real

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:31 PM (rD7Q1)

71 She married the guy who was running the TP UK branch. Wouldn’t be surprising if this is at least partly about him not getting promoted to run the whole thing after Charlie was murdered. Makes sense she’d want Erika out.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:31 PM (4KUe5)

72 Tucker must be hoovering up some Arab money. Candyass just seems cray-cray.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:19 PM (FmapG)

Qatucker Qatarlson is being bankrolled by Qatar. He's a bought and paid for muslham transplant being used by his buyers.

He is shit.

Candace lost her f*cking mind and is likely bankrolled by a Soros shadow company. She's a blatant whore willing to sacrifice herself for the dollar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:31 PM (p/Ri7)

73 Is Candace Owen a citizen or can she be deported?

Posted by: Wenda at April 15, 2026 12:31 PM (833ut)

74 Wendy O > Candy O

Posted by: Halfhand at April 15, 2026 12:31 PM (lEcAb)

75 Isn't that robot thong a common delusion for schizophrenics?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 15, 2026 12:32 PM (lFFaq)

76 Lol...from EW....

We were halfway to 'Calm down sugartits!' On 'The View!'



"Whoopi Goldberg warns Sunny Hostin to 'calm down' on The View amid tense clash over Marjorie Taylor Greene's reformation

Hostin maintained that "we should reject her altogether" as questions bubbled up over whether or not to embrace the former Donald Trump supporter."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:32 PM (Sco7b)

77 17 So, the Tweet guy does not do Math...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 12:16 PM
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Math introduces context. Can't have that for the outrage machine.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 15, 2026 12:33 PM (0bjKf)

78 *Thing* darn it! Have fun with the typo.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 15, 2026 12:33 PM (lFFaq)

79 59 The actual game is the number of clicks. They obviously don’t care who likes or agrees with them because that’s not how they make their money
Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (OTOad)
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Engagement farming and ragebait.

Eyeballs are eyeballs. I get calling these loons out because they're dangerous and loony, but I have problems with embedding and linking to their vile bullshit. They're getting paid either way.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 12:33 PM (oqH4h)

80 Wendy O > Candy O
Posted by: Halfhand at April 15, 2026 12:31 PM (lEcAb)


You can f*ck right off with that noise!

Posted by: Zombie Ric Ocasek at April 15, 2026 12:33 PM (p/Ri7)

81 Hmmm. Candy and Tucker tanking is good.

On the other hand, I dunno about suing her again. I am not a huge fan of lawfare. I'd prefer if we could just ignore her like a crazy lady yanking on her hair and screaming as we pass by walking the dog.

On the other other hand, she needs a metaphorical punch in the mouth. Begging for it in fact. And yet, no one has laid a glove on her yet? Why? She's useful. To someone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

82 *Thing* darn it! Have fun with the typo.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 15, 2026 12:33 PM (lFFaq)

*mechanical eyebrow waggle*

Posted by: Robot at April 15, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

83 Had no idea who Wendy O was/is.

This place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)

84 67 The actual game is the number of clicks. They obviously don’t care who likes or agrees with them because that’s not how they make their money

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (OTOad)

The single greatest emotion driving clicks is outrage. All social media is designed as an outrage machine. It creates the most clicks and the longest engagement. Every single thing on that screen is engineered around this down to the color of the graphics. This just filters down to the content creators.

Its ok, we can all do two things at once. I can hate the player AND the game.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (w/O5Q)

85 She's going to be in a full trash-bag Burqa by the end of the year.

Mark my words.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (uEmCf)

86 66 Had Tucker list his mind?

Watching him defend and endorse islam is bananas. I don’t care how much you hate Trump, you still don’t go full ret@rd!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:29 PM (4KUe5)

Mental status changes are pretty wild.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)

87 Muslims may be right about dogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E14OU)


Under no circumstances whatsoever.


Dogs are awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (p/Ri7)

88 The actual game is the number of clicks. They obviously don’t care who likes or agrees with them because that’s not how they make their money

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:28 PM (OTOad)

No the game is division, distraction, recrimination. This is an op to divide the Right because everyone hates the Left and they stand only for the demonic, so dividing the Right was the next logical choice. Also the last op to divide the Right - phony leftard NeverTrump - failed.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (rD7Q1)

89 83 Had no idea who Wendy O was/is.

This place.
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I think her dad sells hamburgers.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (FmapG)

90 She needs therapy. Or a nap."

I could use a nap. Had to fix coffeemaker...

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

91 87 Muslims may be right about dogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E14OU)


Under no circumstances whatsoever.


Dogs are awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (p/Ri7)

This. Even if mine is truly insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

92 Oh, Wendy O!

More whipped cream!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (4KUe5)

93 Isn't that robot thong a common delusion for schizophrenics?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 15, 2026 12:32 PM (lFFaq)

You know the rule....

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (rD7Q1)

94 Dogs are awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (p/Ri7)

With ketchup!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (dK+Kv)

95 I think her dad sells hamburgers.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:36 PM (FmapG)


I sell assburgers.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (p/Ri7)

96 This Bitch... like MeAgain Kelly, would whither up and blow away if we stopped paying attention to them. Let's stop paying attention to them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (affD0)

97
Peggy O > Wendy O > Candy O

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (w/O5Q)

98 It'd be really funny if the lawyers were Jewish.

There are non-Jewish lawyers?!

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

99
With ketchup!
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (dK+Kv)


LMMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (p/Ri7)

100 Because we keep talking about them.

Exactly right. I don’t watch anything she does and I don’t click on any of the video or other links that Ace posts. I do like reading the inventive ways Ace can insult people.
I’m already tired of Fartswell’s issues. If it has to do with policy and/or legislation, I’ll watch or read about it. Otherwise, it’s like some TikTok post that doesn’t interest me.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (OTOad)

101 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (p/Ri7)

102 "When you go up against Donald Trump and you want to appeal to the Republican base, to quote the movie Good Burger, 'You go in the grinder.'"

pretty sure they misspelled "grindr" here.

Posted by: anachronda at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (v3pYe)

103 Wendy O > Candy O"

The Cars >>>>>>>>> The Plasmatics.

Not even close.

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (XuXeR)

104 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (SRRAx)

105 As long as you have the right chef and don't murder him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (E14OU)

106 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (SRRAx)


How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (p/Ri7)

107 I do like reading the inventive ways Ace can insult people.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (OTOad)

Which is really the only reason I give one F about what they say or do.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

108 >>> 98 It'd be really funny if the lawyers were Jewish.
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There are non-Jewish lawyers?!
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

Only when they shape-shift.

Posted by: TC at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (9vFyc)

109 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?"

Paid for by us.

It's tax day...

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (XuXeR)

110 Candice probably has more than enough money to fight off and/or settle most any lawsuit. If she doesn't, somehow the money will appear.

These nutters look after their own and have leftists/governments abroad with deep pockets to settle these little disputes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (AkEZC)

111 What is the status of the Macrones’ lawsuit?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (dTMrf)

112 Wendy O > Candy O

Wendy Carlos > Candy O

(IYKYK)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (sKuDi)

113 69 Muslims may be right about dogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E14OU)

WRONG.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (uEmCf)

114 Which is really the only reason I give one F about what they say or do.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)


Welcome to 'Sock Fail Anonymous.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (p/Ri7)

115 >>> 101 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (p/Ri7)

Not *everything*.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (9vFyc)

116 10 You know who else had cavernous nostrils...
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 12:14 PM (YwEeS)

Henry Waxman?

Posted by: Oh wait...he's JEWISH isn't he? at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (TbWk/)

117 Muslims may be right about dogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E14OU)

What, that they prevent gay liaisons-er, late-night divine revelations from incredibly handsome angels?

Posted by: pookysgirl thinks you should look that one up at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (Wt5PA)

118 How could anyone say the Muslims are right about dogs?!?!?!?!??

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (4KUe5)

119 I do like reading the inventive ways Ace can insult people.
I’m already tired of Fartswell’s issues. If it has to do with policy and/or legislation, I’ll watch or read about it. Otherwise, it’s like some TikTok post that doesn’t interest me.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (OTOad)

I sock fail almost as much as I sock succeed. It's an artifact of the short-term memory loss.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv)

120 Looks like he's running for SC-1 again. With Mace leaving, it's an open seat, and his name recognition will potentially work to get him to the top of the (presumably) very large primary pile again.

It's what he did more than a decade ago.

--

Good luck, buddy. If memory serves, he's also very anti-Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (qBdHI)

121 Wendy Carlos > Candy O"

Yikes. No.

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)

122 Because we keep talking about them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)

Unfortunately they're going to be talked about whether we like it or not. They are seeding all the stories about how MAGA is hopelessly divided.

Similar to the press printing what the FBI tells them to print then the FBI uses those articles as the pretext for further investigation.

A big circle jerk. We can't leave it unanswered even if answering is "what they want".

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (rD7Q1)

123 Candace’s husband is from a wealthy family.
Should still sue.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 12:42 PM (4KUe5)

124 Dale Bozzio >>>>

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

125 Muslims may be right about dogs.
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No. But people who take their dogs into grocery stores and restaurants are horrid and deserve to burn in hell.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (ASEed)

126 120 Good luck, buddy. If memory serves, he's also very anti-Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (qBdHI)

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His anti-Trumpism always felt like exhausted performatism to me.

He's a cut the budget true believer more than anything.

Eh. I don't live there anymore. If the Republicans in Charleston want him, they can have him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (1Q6Kv)

127 Daughter was supposed to come in this weekend for the Bruno Mars concert. Those tickets have been sold.

First Lady and I were supposed to see Steve Vai and Joe Satriani on Friday evening. While I do have to work at 1AM, we were still going, until last week. Those tickets have been sold back to Ticketmaster at a loss.


*sadface*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (p/Ri7)

128 It's what he did more than a decade ago."

If I could walk 500 miles...

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (XuXeR)

129 No, it isn't "starting to become dangerous." It's been dangerous since it started. She's a psychopath. She's a machine for inverting reality and reaction into fodder for her psychopathy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (t+TFX)

130 This is going to Streisand affect the situation.

Alex Jones was sued for $1B? He lost, he’s still saying all sorts of crazy shit.

Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (S4ZTs)

131 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (p/Ri7)

Pretty much. And that absolutely includes The View. It will all come out one day and you can say "that Ellipsis, he was insane and dumb and at best highly sexually confused but he sure as shit was right about The View".

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (rD7Q1)

132 I’ll take narcissistic BCB for a thousand, Alex.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (tRlHM)

133 Unfortunately they're going to be talked about whether we like it or not. They are seeding all the stories about how MAGA is hopelessly divided.

Similar to the press printing what the FBI tells them to print then the FBI uses those articles as the pretext for further investigation.

A big circle jerk. We can't leave it unanswered even if answering is "what they want".

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:41 PM (rD7Q1)

The reason I even hate them at all is because the leftist agit prop media describes such positions as being posited by "influential conservatives."

They don't warrant any serious consideration any more than than the leftist agit prop media's citation as such.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (dK+Kv)

134 112 Wendy O > Candy O

Wendy Carlos > Candy O

(IYKYK)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (sKuDi)

Moog

Posted by: Wendy C was a dude, but still...Moog at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

135 Dale Bozzio >>>>
Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)


Jeff Bozzio is one helluva drummer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (p/Ri7)

136 I find it disturbing that Iran plays Tucker's shows on its state sponsored media.

How low can Tucker go?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

137 Wonderful news! She deserves everyone she defamed with her mental illness to be sued. I do hope the Macrons join in (and I don't even like them). I hope Candace rides off on her laptop to shut up.

In my childhood through teens my brother, who I loved deeply and is now in heaven, would call my button nose a pig nose and for me not to "flare those nostrils" at him in arguments. Which always resulted in me laughing and ending the argument over the remote control.

He also calld my big lips names I won't mention, but they have proved to stay the course in aging and women/weirdos now inject stuff to have the lips of my prime.

I think I would have to wear a burka or covid mask now to meet you, Ace. My own nostrils contract when you mention Owen's...but hers deserve the mocking and mine can withstand it. So keep on!

My brother basically, in his mocking, kept me from thinking I was all that and above others. He grounded me along with preparing me for physical combat in college if needed. I am thankful.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (WONhk)

138 127 Daughter was supposed to come in this weekend for the Bruno Mars concert. Those tickets have been sold.

First Lady and I were supposed to see Steve Vai and Joe Satriani on Friday evening. While I do have to work at 1AM, we were still going, until last week. Those tickets have been sold back to Ticketmaster at a loss.


*sadface*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (p/Ri7)

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Yeah...but are you gonna get laid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (1Q6Kv)

139 112 Wendy Carlos > Candy O

(IYKYK)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2026 12:40 PM (sKuDi)

That's going to have to be a no from me, dawg.

Delia Derbyshire, on the other hand.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (uEmCf)

140 Wendy Carlos > Candy O

90% of why the second Tron movie sucked was the lack of Wendy Carlos.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

141 My hash(OTOad) > Wendy O > Candy O

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (OTOad)

142 Teresa how are you girl

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (rD7Q1)

143 >>> 125 Muslims may be right about dogs.
---------------------

No. But people who take their dogs into grocery stores and restaurants are horrid and deserve to burn in hell.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (ASEed)

What about people who lose 50 or so sheep which then run into a grocery store???

Posted by: that German dude at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (9vFyc)

144 Wendy C was a dude,"

Still is.

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)

145 Anyone else gotten their invitation to Taylor Swifts wedding yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (affD0)

146 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?
Posted by: Sponge

No, only the stuff you don't think is an op.

Posted by: The CIA Thanks You For Your Apr 15th Contribution! at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (ATSTk)

147
Moog
Posted by: Wendy C was a dude, but still...Moog at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)


You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/b__P1QUCy-c

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (p/Ri7)

148 69 Muslims may be right about dogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E14OU)

They're right about nothing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (t+TFX)

149 Unfortunately they're going to be talked about whether we like it or not. They are seeding all the stories about how MAGA is hopelessly divided

MS Now shows the disaffected Trump and military voters.

I'm unsure how rigid their screening process is. But they wouldn't lie to their 1.7 million viewers....half conservatives and pundits looking for story ideas....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (Sco7b)

150 125 No. But people who take their dogs into grocery stores and restaurants are horrid and deserve to burn in hell.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (ASEed)

The vast majority of people who have ever lived and ever will live are horrid and deserve to burn in hell.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (uEmCf)

151 146 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?
Posted by: Sponge

======

Have you realized it yet, Sponge?

You are the op!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (1Q6Kv)

152 I really , really hate Candy...she was out and about, what, 2 months ago, taking photos with fans, outside, somewhere in Tenn.?
but its Erika and her kids that have to worry about being killed?

Posted by: zigggggy at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (EDeJ/)

153 Candy O is the Cars album/song, the one with the Vargas drawing of the girl draped over the hood of a car.

Do not give that Cavernous Nostrils person that name. She is unworthy,

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (4IrtX)

154
Yeah...but are you gonna get laid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (1Q6Kv)


Not likely......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (p/Ri7)

155 I am surprised considering the average age of commenters, that no one has mentioned Jackie O.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

156 145 Anyone else gotten their invitation to Taylor Swifts wedding yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (affD0)

NO AND WE'RE MISSING COACHELLA!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (Sco7b)

157 152 I really , really hate Candy...she was out and about, what, 2 months ago, taking photos with fans, outside, somewhere in Tenn.?
but its Erika and her kids that have to worry about being killed?

Posted by: zigggggy at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (EDeJ/)

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Putting her fans' lives on the line when that French-Israeli assassination squad is still out to kill her because she knows too much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

158 It’s not 7% like Cucker. It’s NET 7%, meaning the difference between those who like him and those who don’t like him is 7%. Something like 50% like like 43% don’t. That would be a 7% net.

Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (S4ZTs)

159 154
Yeah...but are you gonna get laid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (1Q6Kv)


Not likely......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (p/Ri7)

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*sadface*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

160 Good.

Bankrupt Cavernous Orifices (Orifi?).

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (xU6sC)

161 Tucker Carlson's approval rating in the GOP has gone down 47%; only 7% of Republicans like him

One refreshing thing on the right is that when you stop supporting right leaning ideas your support drops.

As a comparison I'm reminded of how the left wanted Comey gone until Trump fired him. Then wanted Trump impeached for firing him.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

162 Is everything a f*cking CIA op?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (p/Ri7)

Pretty much. And that absolutely includes The View. It will all come out one day and you can say "that Ellipsis, he was insane and dumb and at best highly sexually confused but he sure as shit was right about The View".
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:44 PM (rD7Q1)

In light of this comment, I'm not sure if I should more proud or less proud of your "Doof is right" comment yesterday.

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (LVvlK)

163 151 Have you realized it yet, Sponge?

You are the op!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (1Q6Kv)

Even the guy whose entire schtick is to say "I don't get it" gets it!

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (uEmCf)

164 Have you realized it yet, Sponge?

You are the op!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (1Q6Kv)


Then I should be ended.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (p/Ri7)

165 163 151 Have you realized it yet, Sponge?

You are the op!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (1Q6Kv)

Even the guy whose entire schtick is to say "I don't get it" gets it!

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (uEmCf)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (1Q6Kv)

166
Even the guy whose entire schtick is to say "I don't get it" gets it!
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (uEmCf)


If only he could read.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (p/Ri7)

167 I reckon a cynical feller just might figure that this Candace lady might be paid to say these turrible things by the very folks she's a-slanderin'. In order to raise a ruckus so's folks'll stop and look.

Posted by: Some Feller From Arkansas at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (7Q0e+)

168 Candace is and always has been, in my opinion, a grifter. From her leftist days launching "Social Autopsy" right through her "awakening" to the right and up until today. She's doing what she thinks she needs to do to get attention and money. She believes absolutely none of it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (MACUe)

169 Posted by: Wendy C was a dude, but still...Moog

Worth noting: "Moog" rhymes with "rogue", not the noise a cow makes. Bob Moog named one model the "Moog Rogue" just to drill that into peoples' heads. It didn't work.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

170
*sadface*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (1Q6Kv)


Things are not in a good space, at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (p/Ri7)

171 A passing thought on ridiculous assertions. The media would have you believe the side that has lost most military assets and leadership, indiscriminately slaughtered civilians, imposed an information blackout on its populace and mined international waters is both the good guys and winning. Maybe telling us boys are girls, etc was more than just intersectional grift.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (tRlHM)

172 Again the point of all this is to change the Kirk story from:

Right leaning political leader assassinated by leftwing tranny chaser

to some muddle crap about Jews and Erika Kirk

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

173 Candy O is the Cars album/song, the one with the Vargas drawing of the girl draped over the hood of a car.

Do not give that Cavernous Nostrils person that name. She is unworthy,

Co-signed.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)

174 Worth noting: "Moog" rhymes with "rogue", not the noise a cow makes. Bob Moog named one model the "Moog Rogue" just to drill that into peoples' heads. It didn't work.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

That's because he was pronouncing it wrong.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (dK+Kv)

175
I am surprised considering the average age of commenters, that no one has mentioned Jackie O.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Or Harry O

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 12:50 PM (Cqx++)

176 170
*sadface*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (1Q6Kv)


Things are not in a good space, at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (p/Ri7)

======

Hope things improve!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:50 PM (1Q6Kv)

177 And that absolutely includes The View. It will all come out one day and you can say "that Ellipsis, he was insane and dumb and at best highly sexually confused but he sure as shit was right about The View".

Oh come on. The intelligence community is retarded, but not *that* retarded.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at April 15, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

178 165 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:48 PM (1Q6Kv)

*laugh track*

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:51 PM (uEmCf)

179 5 She needs therapy. Or a nap.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 15, 2026 12:12 PM (BpO1e)

I hear thorazine and a nice padded room can work wonders, too.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 15, 2026 12:51 PM (a/dOO)

180 Candace Owens podcast is the third longest running public cry for help. The longest running public cry for help is Keith Olberman. Second longest is Rachael Maddow. Fourth is TuQr Quarlson.

Yeah I know they are getting paid. But power of and. Crazy but monetizing it. Its not a defense to libel/slander to the people that are ratifying it by keeping it on the air/selling it.

Posted by: Grok, tribal waste mgmt at April 15, 2026 12:51 PM (anL5R)

181
wut you crackers be up to now?

Posted by: Tarshea Fudge-Riley at April 15, 2026 12:51 PM (DDJSl)

182 16 Morning Ace. Did you see that Mark Sanford is back from hiking the Appalachian trail and running for Congress again?
Posted by: HowardDevore

Sanford is a sad example, Harold Stassen was another, of someone that literally does not have much of a life other than vying for office. Clear enough he has no unique insight, no particular talent, and yet he persists.

He is Tiffani Henyard changing to a GOP member and trying to run for Fulton County Commission after being run off for misconduct from her mayorship in Illinois.

Hopefully South Carolinian voters will put an end to Sanford's political career again.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

183 First Lady and I were supposed to see Steve Vai and Joe Satriani on Friday evening. While I do have to work at 1AM, we were still going, until last week. Those tickets have been sold back to Ticketmaster at a loss.


*sadface*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:43 PM (p/Ri7)

Dude, that sucks. I saw Satriani, Vai and Petrucci ages ago on one of the G3 tours. So long ago Petrucci didn't have his Jeremiah Johnson beard. Vai is not just a guitar god but a great performer and stage presence. I think Satriani relentlessly huffs his own farts but there's no questioning his ability. Petrucci is some kind of dark wizard of guitar playing.

But don't give up hope! He probably won't stop touring until he's dead. And even that might not stop him...

Posted by: Jump on the next one! at April 15, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)

184 I never got why people liked Candace Owens. I never ever fell for her schtick. I always felt like she was a grifter.

I think some people were like oh cool a black woman likes us so now we will get the black woman defense.

Yeah no.

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2026 12:53 PM (xhfG9)

185 Oh come on. The intelligence community is retarded, but not *that* retarded.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA
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You obviously have not read your own agency's files much. Intelligence is an oxymoron--emphasis on moron.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

186 Are Candy's nostrils bigger than average?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM

Define "average".

Posted by: Henry Waxman at April 15, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)

187 Didn't Geddy Lee recently endorse his own line of Moog Synths?

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 12:54 PM (uEmCf)

188 155 I am surprised considering the average age of commenters, that no one has mentioned Jackie O.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

you mean how both J.O. and Candy had/have eyes 3 inches apart? That, and J.O's Marilyn Monroe voice drove me nuts.

Posted by: zigggggy at April 15, 2026 12:54 PM (EDeJ/)

189 If we aren't talking about Owens and Carlson, the MSM will be, and insisting that they represent Conservatism. And in today's world of podcasts, Instagram, etc, no one goes away.
So keep mocking them and suing them because they deserve it.

Posted by: Wally at April 15, 2026 12:54 PM (65cLN)

190 164 Have you realized it yet, Sponge?

You are the op!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:46 PM (1Q6Kv)


Then I should be ended.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM

FIRST!!!!!! ;-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 15, 2026 12:54 PM (WsJuq)

191 It's not all CIA but everything is indeed an op.

Everything is an op.
Everything is rigged.
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything is a scam.
Everything is a ripoff.
Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: You think you have agency? LOL at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)

192 Watching Owens' eyes as she talks, it looks like she is looking at the voices inside her own head and telling them to wait their turn.

I could be wrong. I've been wrong before.

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM (qgHp7)

193 Candace Owens podcast is the third longest running public cry for help. The longest running public cry for help is Keith Olberman. Second longest is Rachael Maddow. Fourth is TuQr Quarlson.

Does Taylor Lorenz have a podcast? That would be the immediate winner in terms of loudest cry for help.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

194 Some of them can even holster a weapon without earning a purple heart.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM (E14OU)

195 Things are not in a good space, at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (p/Ri7)

Hang in there, kitty! I mean, buddy!

Posted by: pookysgirl, enjoying violin solos with Lil Pooky at April 15, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)

196 184 I never got why people liked Candace Owens. I never ever fell for her schtick. I always felt like she was a grifter.

I think some people were like oh cool a black woman likes us so now we will get the black woman defense.

Yeah no.

Posted by: blaster
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Virtue signalling. In reality, Candace was a vicious Step N Fetchit with a lousy education, doubtful past history (Autopsy anyone?), and a perfect example of a grifter who tells their marks what they want to hear. But, as the old marks after being burned shuffle out, you always have to seek out new marks in the crowd to practice your long con upon.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

197
Hope things improve!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 12:50 PM (1Q6Kv)


Thank you. Me too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:56 PM (p/Ri7)

198 Didn't Geddy Lee recently endorse his own line of Moog Synths?

Sort of. There's a Rush-themed version of the reissue Model D Minimoog that takes the price from "no" to "fuck no".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

199
Hang in there, kitty! I mean, buddy!
Posted by: pookysgirl, enjoying violin solos with Lil Pooky at April 15, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)


Ooof.....shot to the kidney!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:57 PM (p/Ri7)

200 OT: remember when mail was exciting? You'd check the mailbox to see what came?

Now it is just all bills and crap.

Give to a charity once, receive mailers for a lifetime.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)

201 Does Taylor Lorenz have a podcast? That would be the immediate winner in terms of loudest cry for help.
Posted by: Ian S.
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She is alone at home with her masks and copious number of cats.

Contemplating the Picture of Taylor Lorenz getting older, nastier, and creepier.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)

202 Watching Owens' eyes as she talks, it looks like she is looking at the voices inside her own head and telling them to wait their turn.

I could be wrong. I've been wrong before.
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM

I don't think you're wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 12:57 PM (bFu5X)

203 I have a friend who is a big L libertarian, and though he presented as conservative, disliked Republicans because they were the same as Democrats or whatever. And while his affiliation was Libertarian, he just wasn't really political, not interested in political commentators etc.

So he glommed onto Candace Owens over Brigitte Macron.

Whatever that means.

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (xhfG9)

204 Watched a Rockumentary on Chicago last night. Terry Kath was really a fucking genius.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (FmapG)

205 34 BANKRUPT THE BITCH!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 12:22 PM (NpAcC)


HEAR HEAR!!

Candy has always been about clicks, likes, shares, tweets, retweets, bots and subscribe. Gurl's gotta do something to afford those leather pants.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (ugtaH)

206 Give to a charity once, receive mailers for a lifetime.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Give to local charities or your local church, not the big national ones anymore if you want to avoid that fate.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

207 175
I am surprised considering the average age of commenters, that no one has mentioned Jackie O.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Or Harry O

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 12:50 PM (Cqx++)

heh, love Harry O! the 2 seasons are on DVD. Sadly, the show was cancelled, supposedly in spite of decent ratings , for....Charlies Angels ....sigh....

Posted by: zigggggy at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (EDeJ/)

208
Dude, that sucks. I saw Satriani, Vai and Petrucci ages ago on one of the G3 tours. So long ago Petrucci didn't have his Jeremiah Johnson beard. Vai is not just a guitar god but a great performer and stage presence. I think Satriani relentlessly huffs his own farts but there's no questioning his ability. Petrucci is some kind of dark wizard of guitar playing.

But don't give up hope! He probably won't stop touring until he's dead. And even that might not stop him...
Posted by: Jump on the next one! at April 15, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)


I went to that G3 concert as well. I remember Petrucci being clean cut.

I've been to multiple G3 shows at various places in DFW over the years.

I'm a big fan of Satriani.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:59 PM (p/Ri7)

209 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 12:38 PM (SRRAx)

How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:39 PM (p/Ri7)

Teresa how are you girl
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 12:45 PM (rD7Q1)

So far, so good - thanks for asking! I am now 18 months into a "6 to 12 months" prognosis, and my contract has been extended for another 6 to 12 months.

Truth is, nobody really knows how much time I have left (the doctors even admit as much) - I could get hit by a bus tomorrow, so I'm just taking it one day at a time and making the most of the "good" time that I have.

All of my numbers and scans are currently stable/good, so we are taking that as a win for now. And really, that is all that we can do 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 12:59 PM (SRRAx)

210 I could be wrong. I've been wrong before.
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM

I don't think you're wrong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 12:57 PM (bFu5X)


Muldoon Johnson is RIGHT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (p/Ri7)

211 204 Watched a Rockumentary on Chicago last night. Terry Kath was really a fucking genius.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (FmapG)

Until he fucked around with a loaded gun while drunk at a party.

Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

212 Candace Owens suggests that somebody should stab Erika Kirk to prove her hypothesis that Erika is a non-human sentient robot designed to fool humans and that she wouldn’t bleed.

How is this incitement to violence not an arrestable threat?
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At a glance, comedic hyperbole. Not that I would know

Posted by: Not Larry Flynt first amendment attorney at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (anL5R)

213 170 Things are not in a good space, at the moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM

Hang in there brother.

To bad you couldn't join us here in June when the NoVaMoMe is and the mini NH one

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (WsJuq)

214 All of my numbers and scans are currently stable/good, so we are taking that as a win for now. And really, that is all that we can do 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 12:59 PM (SRRAx)


*prays*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (p/Ri7)

215 I guess I'm not exposed to Ms Owens enough to follow her crazy. Maintaining that path appears to serve me well.

And all the substack links I get along with any video I choose to watch that links me to hour long discussions? Do people stop what they're doing to listen to all that?

Imma go outside...

Posted by: DanMan at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (8uzBS)

216 CNN: Tucker Carlson's approval rating in the GOP has gone down 47%; only 7% of Republicans like him

"When you go up against Donald Trump and you want to appeal to the Republican base, to quote the movie Good Burger, 'You go in the grinder.'"
_____

For me anyway, it's not his going up against Trump that has my disapproval, it's that what he is saying is divorced from reality. Media likes to frame things as Trump v Everybody, but I suspect that a lot of the approval decline has nothing to do with Trump.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)

217 So he glommed onto Candace Owens over Brigitte Macron.

Whatever that means.

Brigitte Macron has been a conspiracy theory for far longer than Owens has cared about her. She's very much Europe's Big Mike. It helps of course that even the agreed-upon facts about her are extremely creepy. In a world where most powerful leftist men have wives that are clearly insane and also clearly their WEF minder (Tim Walz, Gavin Newsom...) Macron is the archetype.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

218 Kim Wilde > Dale Bozio > Wendy O

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 01:01 PM (4KUe5)

219 Hang in there brother.

To bad you couldn't join us here in June when the NoVaMoMe is and the mini NH one
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM (WsJuq)


I hope to get there one of these days.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:01 PM (p/Ri7)

220 Owens was an attractive youngish black woman saying conservative things. This is a pretty easy way to quickly make a splash in conservative circles - look at Mia Love.

The problem is that it is very hard to tell a flake from a more serious person, at least at first...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

221 Until he fucked around with a loaded gun while drunk at a party.
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Yeah, I missed that. Must have been overseas. My wife was surprised as well when I told her last night.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (FmapG)

222 Watched a Rockumentary on Chicago last night. Terry Kath was really a fucking genius.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (FmapG)

Until he fucked around with a loaded gun while drunk at a party.
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2026 01:00 PM

The "hot/crazy" graph for men is "talented/crazy".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

223 Spielberg has to be the biggest bang for the studio buck director ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)

224 191 It's not all CIA but everything is indeed an op.

Everything is an op.
Everything is rigged.
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything is a scam.
Everything is a ripoff.
Everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: You think you have agency? LOL at April 15, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)

That includes you.

You're an op. And a scam. And fake and gay.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (iXqHn)

225 203 I have a friend who is a big L libertarian, and though he presented as conservative, disliked Republicans because they were the same as Democrats or whatever. And while his affiliation was Libertarian, he just wasn't really political, not interested in political commentators etc.

So he glommed onto Candace Owens over Brigitte Macron.

Whatever that means.
Posted by: blaster
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Big L Libertarians always roll Left when the crises occur. And that is because if you don't have a strong mental frame to gatekeep, it produces empty headedness. The Von Mises people are based as they rely on sound economics that rely on historical data--the socially liberal but economically hate paying taxes types aren't.

The social liberal part of their ideology ends up eating the conservative portion inside their head to produce the Liberaltarian.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

226 Waiting for a kosher MoMe.

Waiting.

Also waiting for the one who always says it will never happen to chime in.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (1o8D5)

227 223 Spielberg has to be the biggest bang for the studio buck director ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)

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Not for a couple of decades.

But the mid-70s to the early 00s, oh yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (1Q6Kv)

228 I hope to get there one of these days.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:01 PM

We'll leave the light on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 01:03 PM (bFu5X)

229
We'll leave the light on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 01:03 PM (bFu5X)


You guys get Tom Bodette?

That's quite the pull.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (p/Ri7)

230 That includes you.

You're an op. And a scam. And fake and gay.
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (iXqHn)

As are you.

It's fake gay ops and scams all the way down.

Posted by: We're all on equal fake and gay footing at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

231 198 Didn't Geddy Lee recently endorse his own line of Moog Synths?

Sort of. There's a Rush-themed version of the reissue Model D Minimoog that takes the price from "no" to "fuck no".
Posted by: Ian S.

Rush is single-handedly keeping the Canadian Health Care system in business.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

232 Dogs are awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 12:35 PM (p/Ri7)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (xcxpd)

233 228 I hope to get there one of these days.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:01 PM

We'll leave the light on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 01:03 PM (bFu5X)

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RMBS confirmed to be Tom Bodett.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (1Q6Kv)

234 "Give to a charity once, receive mailers for a lifetime."

I know a couple people who have done that on purpose. Give a ridiculously low amount, like $2, to a leftwing org and the get mailings forever,costing the org (and the other orgs they share your address with) well in excess of the $2 you gave them.
It's a small, long-run game, but it gives them satisfaction every time they receive a PETA or Planned Parenthood flyer.

Posted by: Wally at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (65cLN)

235 I still don't have to like Ben Shapiro, right?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (aZm/F)

236 204 Watched a Rockumentary on Chicago last night. Terry Kath was really a fucking genius.
Posted by: pudinhead

Yes, his handling of firearms was top-notch, MENSA level!

Posted by: I'm A Genius, Too at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)

237
This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:04 PM (xcxpd)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (p/Ri7)

238 Dogs are pure, uncomplicated love.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (4KUe5)

239 Late to the party, but Bankrupt the Bitch.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (Ms2AM)

240 Rush is single-handedly keeping the Canadian Health Care system in business.

Are you saying they've got it MAID?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (MACUe)

241 226 Waiting for a kosher MoMe.

Waiting.

Also waiting for the one who always says it will never happen to chime in.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (1o8D5)

How kosher? I mean, we have lots of food that isn't haram or anything. Though we do occasionally have feds.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

242 235 I still don't have to like Ben Shapiro, right?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (aZm/F)

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No.

You must love him passionately and forget that you ever said anything bad about him ever.

You must be a full-on Ben Shapiro partisan, willing to fight to the death to defend his honor.

Next week, when he says something stupid, you can become the dedicated anti-Ben Shapiro partisan again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM (1Q6Kv)

243 Watched a Rockumentary on Chicago last night. Terry Kath was really a fucking genius.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (FmapG)

Saw them in concert in Las Vegas in February - they were great!

Sponge, I hope everything gets better for you ♥️♥️♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM (SRRAx)

244 235 I still don't have to like Ben Shapiro, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (aZm/F)

Well I don't plan to. That Conservative Incorporated midget earned my contempt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

245 uh-oh...so the last Texas MoMe wasn't kosher?

Posted by: DanMan at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (8uzBS)

246 To my knowledge, Tucker does not interview anybody who he knows will challenge him from the start. Piers Morgan, on the other hand, invites challengers all the time. When Tucker unexpectedly encounter an adversary, he turns very pissy and defensive.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (t+TFX)

247 226 Waiting for a kosher MoMe.

Waiting.

Also waiting for the one who always says it will never happen to chime in.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 01:02 PM (1o8D5)

I'm not that guy, but considering the Bacon Wench is a fixture at TxMoMe, it's highly HIGHLY unlikely.

Posted by: You could have the babybacks inste...oops at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

248
Are you saying they've got it MAID?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (MACUe)


Taking Roll the Bones to a completely different level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (p/Ri7)

249 Hate takes a lot out of you. It's a hard word to use. But I really fucking hate Candace Owens. I dislike using the the word "Cu*t" but the bytch is a twunt. Just a vile nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (ugtaH)

250 s are you.

It's fake gay ops and scams all the way down.
Posted by: We're all on equal fake and gay footing
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*throws flag - blows whistle*

Bullshit, some of you weirdos are wearing crocs. Now that is gay footing alright.

Posted by: that'll be 15 yards and loss of down at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (anL5R)

251 226 Waiting for a kosher MoMe.

Waiting.

I can't flourish under Rabbinical supervision.

Posted by: Shabbos Goy at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (oftw2)

252 The vast majority of people who have ever lived and ever will live are horrid and deserve to burn in hell.
Posted by: XTC

*********

You might say it' sin our nature...

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (qgHp7)

253
Sponge, I hope everything gets better for you ♥️♥️♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM (SRRAx)


Thank you. Right back at ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (p/Ri7)

254 Also how you treat dogs (and horses) are also a measure of what kind of person you really are.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

255 How kosher? I mean, we have lots of food that isn't haram or anything. Though we do occasionally have feds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

Hello fellow insurrectionists! What sort of insurrectionist shenanigans are we up to today?

Posted by: Says the guy in cargo shorts, calf socks, loafers and RayBans at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)

256 I’m guessing there would be no bacon wench at a kosher MoMe.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (dTMrf)

257 It really is quite startling when you see them sell their soul right there in front of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (p/Ri7)

258 Piers Morgan, on the other hand, invites challengers all the time.

He does, but then he yells at them that they're The Joos(tm) or whatever.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

259 256 I’m guessing there would be no bacon wench at a kosher MoMe.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (dTMrf)

======

*Trigglypuff sashays up with some turkey bacon*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (1Q6Kv)

260 220 The problem is that it is very hard to tell a flake from a more serious person, at least at first...
Posted by: 18-1
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A clue--new and flashy telling you what you want to hear in an age of identity. If the emphasis is first on identity then conservative, you have a con artist fleecing the rubes.

And if you look in the past of a person, it becomes patently obvious. Candace got knowingly promoted by Conservative Media Inc because they thought she could sell to the rubes (read Boreing comments about it). This is despite a vile leftist and troubled past of false accusations, trying the cancel people (Autopsy project), and being thrown out of leftist circles for it.

Mia Love, not as pathological, but Conservatives, especially Christian churchianity types, got in a kink of worshipping diversity as a social virtue signal.

And it produces something like, "See, we aren't mean and hateful racists/sexists/etc. like the Democrats claim because we like and promote X identity. That is true conservatism! and Dems are the real racists."

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

261 *throws flag - blows whistle*

Bullshit, some of you weirdos are wearing crocs. Now that is gay footing alright.
Posted by: that'll be 15 yards and loss of down at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (anL5R)


garrett isn't posting at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (p/Ri7)

262 249 Hate takes a lot out of you.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 15, 2026 01:07 PM (ugtaH)

Not necessarily. It's an energy. It can be productive. It's how you use it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (t+TFX)

263 I saw where Jordan Peterson was asked about Ben Shapiro. He said he's very smart and reminds him of the captain of a debate team with how he can quickly come up with an answer and make it sound authoritative.

But, I think that's actually something of a weakness. Peterson has the same sort of ability but he can turn it off and on when he wants to and talk like a normal human being or someone you are having a normal conversation with.

Shapiro even when I agree with him annoys the crap out of me.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

264 Can we ask South Korea to make Tucker Johnny Somali's roommate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (KfXOG)

265 Hello fellow insurrectionists! What sort of insurrectionist shenanigans are we up to today?
Posted by: Says the guy in cargo shorts, calf socks, loafers and RayBans

You have to go IN to the NoVaMoMe, go In to the MoMe!

Posted by: Ray Epps at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (Dv3i1)

266 It is important to realize that Christians are directed specifically in the Bible to avoid suing each other or dragging each other into court. Paul was very clear on this:

"If any of you has a dispute with another, do you dare to take it before the ungodly for judgment instead of before the Lord’s people? Or do you not know that the Lord’s people will judge the world? And if you are to judge the world, are you not competent to judge trivial cases? Do you not know that we will judge angels? How much more the things of this life! Therefore, if you have disputes about such matters, do you ask for a ruling from those whose way of life is scorned in the church? I say this to shame you. Is it possible that there is nobody among you wise enough to judge a dispute between believers? But instead, one brother takes another to court—and this in front of unbelievers!"
1 Corinthians 6:1-8

This can help understand why Mrs Kirk is not suing Candace Owens. This, and a desire to not give her any attention, publicity, and notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (uEYKS)

267 @227

>>But the mid-70s to the early 00s, oh yeah.

The combined budgets of Jaws, CEOTTK, Indiana Jones and ET was under 60M, earning nearly 2B dollars at the box-office, and those aren't adjusted number the adjusted numbers are 240m against 8b.

Never to be matched again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

268 254 Also how you treat dogs (and horses) are also a measure of what kind of person you really are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

I just read this after lifting 14 year old Ralphy onto my bed.
My friends' cat Snowflake is here laying by him.

Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (Sco7b)

269 I’m guessing there would be no bacon wench at a kosher MoMe.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 01:09 PM (dTMrf)

More of a MoisheMe.

Posted by: Mit matzoh ball soup and two pair pants! at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (TbWk/)

270 Maybe telling us boys are girls, etc was more than just intersectional grift.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 12:49 PM (tRlHM)

I forget what article I first read of such a concept, and it echoes Voltaire's admonition, "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."

If the government can convince you - and it has on a grand scale - that men can be women, then there is no limit to what it can make you believe, and as a result, what it can encourage you to do.

We got a little taste of it, during COVID, and so did those in power.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (dK+Kv)

271 Posted by: Says the guy in cargo shorts, calf socks, loafers and RayBans at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM

There needs to be a MoMe where everyone dresses that way.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

272 How kosher? I mean, we have lots of food that isn't haram or anything. Though we do occasionally have feds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM

Come on, we were only joking about CBD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (bFu5X)

273 "Hate keeps a man alive 41." - Quintus Arias

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (KfXOG)

274 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Tucker: "Pakistanis are all super nice to me, while the White people are craven and sad"

https://tinyurl.com/3pyc6e5d

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (NpAcC)

275 267 @227

>>But the mid-70s to the early 00s, oh yeah.

The combined budgets of Jaws, CEOTTK, Indiana Jones and ET was under 60M, earning nearly 2B dollars at the box-office, and those aren't adjusted number the adjusted numbers are 240m against 8b.

Never to be matched again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

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Can't skip 1941.

That lessens his return on investment slightly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (1Q6Kv)

276 However, the weather at a kosher MoMe would be beautiful.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (dTMrf)

277 Taking Roll the Bones to a completely different level.

Rappin' Rush was the moment they should have disbanded and retired from music.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (uEYKS)

278
This can help understand why Mrs Kirk is not suing Candace Owens. This, and a desire to not give her any attention, publicity, and notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (uEYKS)


Sometimes you just have to help them see God.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (p/Ri7)

279 Rappin' Rush was the moment they should have disbanded and retired from music.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (uEYKS)


Will. Not. Argue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (p/Ri7)

280 Give to local charities or your local church, not the big national ones anymore if you want to avoid that fate.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

This was for the flooding in Texas, iirc. Meh, not that big of a hassle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (bss/y)

281 252 You might say it' sin our nature...
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (qgHp7)

Well, Paul certainly would.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (iXqHn)

282 In light of this comment, I'm not sure if I should more proud or less proud of your "Doof is right" comment yesterday.

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 12:47 PM (LVvlK)

Doof is right

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (rD7Q1)

283 254 Also how you treat dogs (and horses) are also a measure of what kind of person you really are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

I just read this after lifting 14 year old Ralphy onto my bed.
My friends' cat Snowflake is here laying by him.

Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless
======
Absolutely which is why Hasan Piker, fake American, shocking that poor dog, deserves to be fed to hungry wolves bit by bit.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)

284 And it produces something like, "See, we aren't mean and hateful racists/sexists/etc. like the Democrats claim because we like and promote X identity. That is true conservatism! and Dems are the real racists."

I agree with this

And I'm amused I see a lefty thread recently where they called Thomas Sowell a diversity hire. Which, of course is funny considering the left's views on diversity.

But you could argue someone like Owens is the right wing equivalent of a diversity hire.

Now Sowell? He's the smartest person in the room in pretty much any room he's in. And he doesn't come across as smarmy like Shapiro.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

285 271 Posted by: Says the guy in cargo shorts, calf socks, loafers and RayBans at April 15, 2026 01:08 PM

There needs to be a MoMe where everyone dresses that way.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

A glowie-themed MoMe? That would be quite something...

Posted by: WE ARE ALL FEDS HERE at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (TbWk/)

286 It would be very effective. They could buy out all the governments, half the celebrities, and more. A lot cheaper than any other approach.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (4IrtX)

If you check your integrity at the door. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)

287 @271

>>Can't skip 1941.

1941 cost 35m against a 94m gross, while not up to Spielberg standards, it didn't lose money.

It's no Ishtar.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (XV/Pl)

288 Posted by: Mit matzoh ball soup and two pair pants!

Sam, you made the pants too long!

Posted by: And I Never Got A Dinner at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (oftw2)

289 The Pakis sent 13,000 soldiers and some planes to Saudi.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (E14OU)

290 Tucker: "Pakistanis are all super nice to me, while the White people are craven and sad"
___

That's because you're not a vulnerable 13yo British girl, you wanker!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

291
Doof is right
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 01:13 PM (rD7Q1)


I thought crossing the streams was bad........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (p/Ri7)

292 Rappin' Rush was the moment they should have disbanded and retired from music.

Strong disagree. Especially since they made their second best album immediately after that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

293 There needs to be a MoMe where everyone dresses that way.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

That is definitely something a Fed would say

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (rD7Q1)

294 263 Shapiro even when I agree with him annoys the crap out of me.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

He also doesn't know how to not be condescending, even to people he's supposed to be allied with.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (iXqHn)

295 This was for the flooding in Texas, iirc. Meh, not that big of a hassle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I donated once for Katrina victims, that ended any national donations. Only donate for pols on the local level because donate for them on the state or federal level, they never stop bothering you.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

296 Now Sowell? He's the smartest person in the room in pretty much any room he's in. And he doesn't come across as smarmy like Shapiro.
--------------
That's cuz Sowell didn't have a sister with yuge tits. Duh.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (FmapG)

297 Give to a charity once, receive mailers for a lifetime.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's kept me in return address stickErs my entire life.
Not that those are used very often now times.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2026 01:15 PM (sl73Y)

298 Shapiro was writing a syndicated column when he was 15. He's something of a prodigy. Certain personality features go along with that. His confrontational energy is at a premium right now.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2026 01:15 PM (t+TFX)

299 297 Give to a charity once, receive mailers for a lifetime.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's kept me in return address stickErs my entire life.
Not that those are used very often now times.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2026 01:15 PM (sl73Y)

Having an Easter Seals flashback here...

Posted by: Oh my GOD I'm old at April 15, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)

300 267 @227

>>But the mid-70s to the early 00s, oh yeah.

The combined budgets of Jaws, CEOTTK, Indiana Jones and ET was under 60M, earning nearly 2B dollars at the box-office, and those aren't adjusted number the adjusted numbers are 240m against 8b.

Never to be matched again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Speilberg had a good run, seriously good, but he ran out of juice in the late 90's. Very few directors make nothing but good movies, but He's had a long streak of sub-par for decades now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:15 PM (xcxpd)

301 Rappin' Rush was the moment they should have disbanded and retired from music.

Yep.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 15, 2026 01:15 PM (MACUe)

302 You didn't need to be liked to get clicks.

Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2026 01:16 PM (Hucnr)

303 Shapiro pretty much created Nick Fuentes. So he has that going for him.

Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 01:16 PM (S4ZTs)

304 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 01:11 PM (dK+Kv)

What will really bake your noodle is watching how they get leftards (chiefly) to sincerely believe two fundamentally opposing things at the same time. That's when you know you are got.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 01:16 PM (rD7Q1)

305
He also doesn't know how to not be condescending, even to people he's supposed to be allied with.
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 01:14 PM (iXqHn)


He talks down to everyone because he thinks he's the smartest ever and when he shits, there's no smell.

He is as annoying as can be.

Even when he was playing an actual conservative back in the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 01:16 PM (p/Ri7)

306 Rappin' Rush was the moment they should have disbanded and retired from music.
____

Get back! Relax!
Get busy, with the facts!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)

307 What happened to that charity that would send me address stickers every time I moved?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 01:17 PM (E14OU)

308 Noooood Iran.

Posted by: massideas at April 15, 2026 01:17 PM (/H99A)

309
Yes, his handling of firearms was top-notch, MENSA level!
Posted by: I'm A Genius, Too at April 15, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)

Terry Kath taught us why the Iron Rules of Gun Safety are as they are. Sadly for him the cost was high.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 01:17 PM (E6xSb)

310 Ben Shapiro is smart but I'd rather listen to the dulcet tones of a jet turbine at full throttle than I would listen to his voice for more than 3 seconds, and he's an obnoxious know-it-all.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)

311
Actors are paid to read scripts, and I'm sure what T'cur and Owens are at least script outlines.

But some roles you just need to turn down. Ask Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 01:18 PM (Y8DZL)

312 306 Rappin' Rush was the moment they should have disbanded and retired from music.
____

Get back! Relax!
Get busy, with the facts!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)

Because we’re here

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E6xSb)

313 Mom and I bought from PBS Detroit before.

Still get the occasional international letter.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 01:18 PM (Sco7b)

314 And I'm amused I see a lefty thread recently where they called Thomas Sowell a diversity hire. Which, of course is funny considering the left's views on diversity.

That's the same thing as when the left calls people gay or yells the N-word.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

315 Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."

Voltaire was speaking of Catholic ( or Christian) dogma in that statement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 01:19 PM (rZCVI)

316 Because we’re here

Y'all expected a professional atheist to answer that any other way?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

317 40 As of December 2025, CNN's average primetime viewership was 488,000 total viewers, which is a small fraction of the U.S. population of approximately 340 million.

CNN's viewership represents approximately 0.14% of the total U.S. population


That's a shame too..
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

We probably should just pick a city to describe CNN's reach. A quick look shows the Greater Scranton NJ metro area is a decent fit

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 01:21 PM (8avO+)

318 @300

>>but He's had a long streak of sub-par for decades now.

Asking someone to make the greatest films in film history for his entire career is a pretty high order.

But even in the last few years he's made some pretty respectable films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

319 I loved Candace for reaming out a Congressional hearing for suggesting she was a Nazi. It was GLORIOUS

Different times. And this is beyond the pale

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2026 01:23 PM (wBaIH)

320 I saw where Jordan Peterson was asked about Ben Shapiro. He said he's very smart and reminds him of the captain of a debate team with how he can quickly come up with an answer and make it sound authoritative.

But, I think that's actually something of a weakness. Peterson has the same sort of ability but he can turn it off and on when he wants to and talk like a normal human being or someone you are having a normal conversation with.

Shapiro even when I agree with him annoys the crap out of me.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

Jordan P has the same problem. He can be wise, but also can be a complete idiot on some things. He has recanted some of those, which is a good thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 01:25 PM (8avO+)

321 298 Shapiro was writing a syndicated column when he was 15. He's something of a prodigy. Certain personality features go along with that. His confrontational energy is at a premium right now.
Posted by: Ordinary American
========
Did you actually read those columns from WorldNet Daily? They weren't particularly good.

There is a problem for argumentation trying to persuade people and Shapiro relies too often on a lame trick of trying to override someone's thought processes with rapid fire speaking style.

I give kudos for Shapiro as an entrepreneur but find his particular approach to trying to outargue folks contrary to his stated goals.

The old Southern sayin, you want to be friendz with a hog, you gotta friendz him back comes to mind. Sometime the best approach is softly softly catchy monkey. Especially for young liberal leaning college women. Socratic questioning works better on those.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

322 Jordan P has the same problem. He can be wise, but also can be a complete idiot on some things. He has recanted some of those, which is a good thing.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Has substance abuse problems in the past which explains part of it.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

323 319 I loved Candace for reaming out a Congressional hearing for suggesting she was a Nazi. It was GLORIOUS

Different times. And this is beyond the pale
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

I'm not that impressed by words. A Scott Presley signing up new voters is more important than mere speechifying. When I was a kid, the pastor of the family church had a marvelous presentation of his sermons, and yet he was an alcoholic, mismanaged the church, and had a long standing affair with the church secretary. His actions belied the content of his speechifying.

Same with most of the GOP which is why I cut Trump slack because he almost always means what he says and walks the walk, even if it is something we don't want to hear particularly.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)

324 How kosher? I mean, we have lots of food that isn't haram or anything. Though we do occasionally have feds.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 15, 2026 01:06 PM (xcxpd)
-

Strictly super-duper kosher.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 01:30 PM (1o8D5)

325 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at April 15, 2026 01:37 PM (V4mWH)

326 Candace Owens shall now be known as:

Shithouse Rat

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: The Good Guys at April 15, 2026 01:39 PM (uYRqI)

327 I see one of the screenshots caught owens in mid-bird-hands.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 02:09 PM (EHa/9)

328 Al Kooper story on soundonsound dot com

"In 1965, Wilson invited Kooper to watch one of the producer's sessions for Bob Dylan's Highway 61 Revisited, at the Columbia Studios on West 53rd Street in Manhattan. "It was the first time I saw Mike Bloomfield play," Kooper remembers. "Dylan sessions were a little chaotic, and I was 21 and very ambitious. I was listening to 'Like A Rolling Stone' being rehearsed by the band and I suggested me playing an organ part. Tom said 'You're a guitar player, not an organ player.' Then he went to take a phone call and I thought to myself 'Well, he didn't say no.'

So I went out into the studio and sat down at the organ. Then Tom comes back into the room. He says 'What are you doing out there?' I nervously laughed, and Tom let me stay. The next take was the keeper."
Primarily a guitarist, Al Kooper grabbed the opportunity to play Hammond on Bob Dylan's 'Like A Rolling Stone', and thereafter established himself as a session keyboard player.
Primarily a guitarist, Al Kooper grabbed the opportunity to play Hammond on Bob Dylan's 'Like A Rolling Stone', and thereafter established himself as a session keyboard player.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 02:41 PM (E4rtv)

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