Bill Cosby SuperFan Eric Swalwell's Resignation Is Official, Effective Immediately

Would you like some Jello Puddin' with your rufies

Jennifer Van Laar reports that the earliest the election can be held is 126 days after the slippery-assed governor declares a vacancy.

Just about two hours after the latest allegations against California Democrat Eric Swalwell became public, the former gubernatorial candidate is now a former member of the House of Representatives.
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Now that Swalwell's seat is officially vacant, California Gov. Gavin Newsom can call a special election to fill it. According to the California Government Code, "A special election to fill a vacancy in the office of Representative in Congress, State Senator, or Member of the Assembly shall be conducted on a Tuesday at least 126 days, but not more than 140 days, following the issuance of an election proclamation by the Governor pursuant to Section 1773 of the Government Code." Assuming that Newsom issues that proclamation today, that election could take place on August 18, 2026. If one candidate gets more than 50 percent of the vote in that election, they will win the seat outright and can be seated immediately.
Before that, on June 2, the primary election for that seat for the next term of Congress will occur.

Other Democratic sex-pests and Registered Sex Offenders are now "jockeying" to fill Eric Swalwell's seat, which coincidentally is also what his fellow prisoners will be doing when his juicy ass is thrown into the clink. Click on the link for that.

Tara Reade had vastly more evidence (by which I mean any at all) on Biden than Dems did on Kavanaugh.

Our press declared everyone must believe all women without due process... and then the second that became inconvient, they rejected their own rules and refuse to play by them. https://t.co/Ygp6wMJSdV pic.twitter.com/rieL6jTn5O
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) April 14, 2026

There are so many sad aspects to Swalwell (and soon, Ruben Gallego), but the fact that almost everyone on the Beltway and K Street knew about it for over 10 years. I first began posting about it in 2019.

Eric Swalwell was a Frankenstein politician created and curated by Nancy… https://t.co/JnOdCrXJhg pic.twitter.com/tl1G0aN89e
— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) April 13, 2026

Eric Swalwell's latest accuser, Lonna Drewes, says the disgraced politician drugged and raped her in 2018, and she's planning on filing a police report.

🎥: Fox 11 Los Angeles pic.twitter.com/9Oz39fPjwX
— TMZ (@TMZ) April 14, 2026

Apparently the Sex Yacht Rapewell partied on was also attended by Nic Ritchie, founder of TheDirty(dot)com, a site which allows men to upload pornographic videos of their girlfriends.

And the sex worker -- apparently a porn actress -- who was groped by Rapewell in that hotel video has been ID'd.

This is apparently the p**n star in the video with Eric Swalwell https://t.co/i0b5EP5M3m pic.twitter.com/dw1ghP3wR0
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 12, 2026

How bad does your dick have to smell that a porn star doesn't want you touch her?

Me-Again had some thoughts, of course.

Holy shit! Megyn Kelly is blaming the Swalwell victim. No one! I mean no one!! Deserves to be drugged and raped because she got drunk. This is disgusting. Kelly is a pathetic hag. pic.twitter.com/sm8Yvi2Ke3
— Adrienne (@YoAdrienne196 April 14, 2026

This woman was chief engineer on the MeToo Train but she's shaming a rape victim for "heavy drinking"? Yes, it's true that people should be on guard for danger at all times, but is this really the moment to be shaming her for getting drunk? Oh well those Pakistani click-farms aren't going to click themselves.

Is Me-Again, who promoted her brand based on being "harassed" by Roger Ailes, really a woman in a position to shame a rape victim for not having kept aware of her surroundings?

Flashback: The media rallied around Rapewell the last time he was involved in a national sex scandal, that one involving him f***ing a Chinese spy sent to honeytrap him.

Rapewell in better days, threatening Trump and his staffers: "You're not above the law. You're not an elite. You're not untouchable. "

Rapewell's accusers: His resignation isn't enough. "This isn't over."

NEW: Eric Swalwell accuser says he should have never run for governor knowing what “receipts” were out there.

The accusers and lawyer Cheyenne Hunt say this is just the beginning.

“I think in regards to the governor's race, he never should have ran for governor to begin with,… pic.twitter.com/et4ocTQ093
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 14, 2026

One of those accusers was hit on by Rapewell while on a college trip.

A young woman who alleges disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) once tried to lure her to a hotel room after sending her pervy messages on Snapchat says she constantly thinks about how she dodged a bullet -- saying the close call left her shaken to the core.
Breaking her silence for the first time, Annika Albrecht told CBS News on Tuesday that the married congressmen started interacting with her soon after she met him on a class trip in college.
She claimed Swalwell, who initially started chatting to her under the guise of a professional mentorship, quickly asked for her Snapchat.
Ally Sammarco, Annika Albrecht, and Cheynene Hunt sitting during an interview. 3
Annika Albrecht (center) says she keeps "thinking about how lucky I am that I didn't go to that hotel" with disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell. CBS News
Eventually, she alleged, the messages crossed the line to "sexually inappropriate" before he hit her with the hotel invite.
"I keep thinking about how lucky I am that I didn't go to that hotel," Albrecht said, adding that she immediately stopped responding to him.
"It was very clear what the connotation was."

Another victim has accused Swalwell of sexually assaulting her in a hotel room in New York City in 2024.
The woman, who has not been publicly identified, claimed she was heavily intoxicated and woke up in her hotel room after a charity gala to find Swalwell assaulting her.
"I was pushing him off of me, saying no," the woman, who no longer worked at Swalwell's office at the time of the alleged assault, told CNN. "He didn't stop."
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Albrecht said she had spoken to some of Swalwell's accusers in recent days.
"It was terrifying to get on the phone with those women and hear their stories about how they were drinking with him and suddenly woke up in bed next to him with no recollection of how they got there," she said.

It's clearer and clearer that he was serial rufie-er, like Cosby.

So Me-Again: if a woman was drugged by Rapewell, should she be shamed for not having performed a chemical assay on the drink before drinking it?

The Trump Curse has taken more victims than King Tut's Tomb.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:37 PM

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Posted by: front towards enemy at April 14, 2026 03:37 PM (TCLko)

2
Yay!

Time for more to go.

Posted by: four seasons at April 14, 2026 03:38 PM (3ek7K)

3 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 03:39 PM (Sy6m/)

4 Gonzales apparently put in his resignation today as well, effective tonight.

So, 1 for 1 trade.

Huzzah, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:40 PM (1Q6Kv)

5 No your drink doesn't smell funny..drink up
Eric Swalwell

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 03:40 PM (YwEeS)

6 4 knowing the traitorous GOP they probably negotiated it

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 03:40 PM (YwEeS)

7

Never liked the Kelly witch. To me she has always seem a grifter. Never trusted her.

Posted by: four seasons at April 14, 2026 03:41 PM (3ek7K)

8 Friends don't let Friends date drunk.

Megyns Against Drunk Dating. MADD

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 14, 2026 03:41 PM (IifOV)

9 6 4 knowing the traitorous GOP they probably negotiated it

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 03:40 PM (YwEeS)

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GOP leadership wanted to get rid of Gonzales.

Dem leadership wanted to get rid of Swalwell.

No one wanted to vote on expulsions, so internal pressures got applied.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:41 PM (1Q6Kv)

10 Well that's too bad. He seemed such a nice fellow. I wish him the best of luck in all his future endeavors.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2026 03:42 PM (i0Hi3)

11 Now there's talk about AZ Senator Gallego is the one filming the rape.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 14, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)

12 The party of wowyn BITCHEZZ!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 03:42 PM (Sco7b)

13 I'm bored at work and want to contribute, but Reddit is literally nothing but "dems are so honorable, when Trump rapist jail?!??!?!"

I guess there's no real analysis possible here from the left, so all the have is deflection (or worse, celebration, for how awesome they are).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

14
The picture of Swalwell & Gallagos shirtless camelback is something to behold. Make sure you already ate lunch.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (IifOV)

15 Holy shit! Megyn Kelly is blaming the Swalwell victim. No one! I mean no one!! Deserves to be drugged and raped because she got drunk. This is disgusting. Kelly is a pathetic hag.

The rectification of names is happening before our eyes. Me-Again's name is opportunistic strumpet.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

16 As I mentioned earlier, the entire Pope/Trump bit was to shift focus from Swallowingood

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (nPAtY)

17 GOP leadership wanted to get rid of Gonzales.

Dem leadership wanted to get rid of Swalwell.

No one wanted to vote on expulsions, so internal pressures got applied.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:41 PM

Amazingly, the R/D balance of power remains constant!

This is all a distraction from the Epstein files, anyway.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

18 The victim video proves one thing. Swalwell was lying when he said he only f*cks 10s.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (vTZFs)

19 Tara Reade ? maybe she did. she also asked for asylum in Russia and is there propagandizing. So...not the most credible individual.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)

20 14
The picture of Swalwell & Gallagos shirtless camelback is something to behold. Make sure you already ate lunch.
Posted by: Frank Barone

The camels look concerned in those photos.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 14, 2026 03:44 PM (abIsI)

21 This is all a distraction from the Epstein files, anyway."

During the McCain funeral?

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 03:44 PM (nPAtY)

22 13 I'm bored at work and want to contribute, but Reddit is literally nothing but "dems are so honorable, when Trump rapist jail?!??!?!"

I guess there's no real analysis possible here from the left, so all the have is deflection (or worse, celebration, for how awesome they are).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

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Why didn't Democrats do this to Swalwell five years ago? Because of the honor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:44 PM (1Q6Kv)

23
Yes the dems equivicating Swalwell & Matt Gaetz everywhere. Both can be scumbags. Both can leave congress dishonorably.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (IifOV)

24 When do we start the convo on all women getting reparations for sex crimes from the beginning of time? We currently are doing it with the Epstein, uh, survivors. BofA shelled out some cash already.

Posted by: NCKate at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (uQzkA)

25 17 Amazingly, the R/D balance of power remains constant!

This is all a distraction from the Epstein files, anyway.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

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That's nothing.

The Epstein files are the real distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (1Q6Kv)

26 real russian cognac always tastes like that, trust me, i give trump nightmares

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

27
it's a damn shame that Bill Cosby's "legacy" is what it is today

his stand-up comedy from the late '60s / early '70s is brilliant, but ain't no one gonna listen to it today

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (2/MrR)

28 My first thought was that Swalwell was slipping more than his dick into these women.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (yAteE)

29 only f*cks 10s"

5 twos?

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM (nPAtY)

30 The victim video proves one thing. Swalwell was lying when he said he only f*cks 10s.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 03:43 PM

Not everyone has my standards.

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (0sNs1)

31 Gonzales apparently put in his resignation today as well, effective tonight.

I wonder if the Gov can just appoint Herrera for the rest of his term or if there has to be a special election.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (vTZFs)

32 31 Gonzales apparently put in his resignation today as well, effective tonight.

I wonder if the Gov can just appoint Herrera for the rest of his term or if there has to be a special election.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (vTZFs)

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House vacancies are always filled by special election in every state.

It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (1Q6Kv)

33 I think I noticed several of the earlier accounts of women who were with Swallwell at parties mentioned they had either blacked out or had very little recollection of how they ended up at his place. Very Cosbyish.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (U/j9n)

34 i added more to the post. It is becoming clearer and clearer that he was drugging any college sophomore he could get to have a drink with him.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)

35 From what I understand neither Gonzales or Swalwell have been formally removed from the house yet. They did not read the resignation letters into the record, and went on another vacation because legislatin' be hard, yo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 03:47 PM (El6/E)

36 Isn't Shartswell protected by the Speech & Rape Clause they all use?

Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2026 03:47 PM (e1mwr)

37 34 i added more to the post. It is becoming clearer and clearer that he was drugging any college sophomore he could get to have a drink with him.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)

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Because he was fighting in the War on Women?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

38 There is another twofer coming. Cory Mills is gonna be gone. So is McCormick.

Weird how it’s always one from each party. Right?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:47 PM (XmYaM)

39 Just spitballing here but I wonder how many sexual harassment claims there were against swawell that were paid out from the secret congressional slush fund while he was in congress?

The world will never know.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2026 03:47 PM (0N4FZ)

40 Holy shit! Megyn Kelly is blaming the Swalwell victim. N
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lol, this is the bitch who joined #meetoo at Fox and forced Ailes' demise. the same one that dressed in S&M inspired clothing to impress Putin. "Opportunist" does not begin to describe her.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 03:47 PM (GD0B3)

41 I'm hoping for resignation hat-trick.

Swalwell, Gonzales, and Gallego.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 14, 2026 03:48 PM (abIsI)

42 >>>33 I think I noticed several of the earlier accounts of women who were with Swallwell at parties mentioned they had either blacked out or had very little recollection of how they ended up at his place. Very Cosbyish.

yup. Rufies.

He was an athlete. I wonder if he got laid a lot in his athlete days and grew bitter that he wasn't able to screw girls like he once had done.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

43 13 I'm bored at work and want to contribute, but Reddit is literally nothing but "dems are so honorable, when Trump rapist jail?!??!?!"

That's not what Reddit is "literally nothing but."

I hate to see folks avoid Reddit just because of the political crap, when they might get great enjoyment from meeting and interacting with others who share their interests..

There are tons and tons of subreddits that have nothing whatsoever to do with politics, but cover niche topics that might be of great interest to people here.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 03:48 PM (gtcuf)

44 That's nothing.

The Epstein files are the real distraction from the Epstein files.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:45 PM

* ssssssssssssssssss *
* holds breath *
* whoooooooosh *

Wow. That's heavy, man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:48 PM (0sNs1)

45 There's always room for Jello pudding pops and rape. But mostly rape.

- Eric Swalwell, probably

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2026 03:49 PM (Wnv9h)

46 44 * ssssssssssssssssss *
* holds breath *
* whoooooooosh *

Wow. That's heavy, man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:48 PM (0sNs1)

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My thing wasn't even a joke.

Massie is saying that the released files are a distraction from the Epstein files that he knows the DOJ destroyed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:49 PM (1Q6Kv)

47 Geez. Even the cat wasn’t safe around Swallwell.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:49 PM (XmYaM)

48 Swalwell should go to jail..

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 03:49 PM (GD0B3)

49 The Swals are closing in! The Wells are coming off!

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 03:50 PM (F0U8p)

50 Good riddance to bad trash.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 14, 2026 03:50 PM (pohLc)

51 I really want to see what's in the FBI report about Swalwell and Bang Bang. He was prime blackmail material.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m)

52 >>>only f*cks 10s"
5 twos?

don't turn your nose up at two fives.

They call me "Dime" because I'm always going after two fives.

Posted by: Ace "Two Fives" O'Spades at April 14, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)

53 47 Geez. Even the cat wasn’t safe around Swallwell.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:49 PM (XmYaM)

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"Pussy."
-PC Bob Walker, with Saxon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:50 PM (1Q6Kv)

54 Didn’t Pelosi reward Swallwell for being honeypotted by the Chicoms with a spot on the intel committee?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:51 PM (XmYaM)

55 >>>54 Didn’t Pelosi reward Swallwell for being honeypotted by the Chicoms with a spot on the intel committee?

yes.

Posted by: Ace at April 14, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)

56 Marcus T, yes she did.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (yAteE)

57 Not "the clink". Clinks, plural. Swalwell boned, molested, diddled, and doinked women and girls in several jurisdictions.
Personally I'm up for giving a warrant to Swalwell's wife to do what she wants to this bastard. I bet she'd make the Cenobites themselves go pale.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (gKWVE)

58 Swalwell was the Chicom honeypot! He was pumping her. For information! Now it makes sense!

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)

59 55 >>>54 Didn’t Pelosi reward Swallwell for being honeypotted by the Chicoms with a spot on the intel committee?

yes.

Posted by: Ace at April 14, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)

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Remember, Democrats oppose the Iranian action because they love Islam.

It has nothing to do with their Chinese connections which have been well established through people like Clinton, Feinstein, and Swalwell since the 90s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (1Q6Kv)

60 Swallwell also received a bunch of warnings about leaking classified information to the media. They knew he was a prime source.

Still they did nothing.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (XmYaM)

61 I don't think we should pile on this guy. We need to be the bigger people. Making this a big thing is not who we are.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (F0U8p)

62
He was an athlete. I wonder if he got laid a lot in his athlete days and grew bitter that he wasn't able to screw girls like he once had done.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

If you can't pull tail as a Congressman, turn in your dick. The combination of power, money, and fame will melt any number of panties. He's just a fuckin predator.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (w/O5Q)

63 In my defense, we never thought we'd lose control of everything.

Posted by: Eric Roof'em All at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (yxIEu)

64 Megyn Kelly makes a good point about the one "victim". To get blind drunk once and be raped by a perverted congressman is totally on him, but to go back a second time and do the same thing? There are plenty of other women who will testify against this asshole, so it's not worth blowing up over Kelly's perfectly sensible statement.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM (nfOOG)

65 62 If you can't pull tail as a Congressman, turn in your dick. The combination of power, money, and fame will melt any number of panties. He's just a fuckin predator.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 14, 2026 03:52 PM (w/O5Q)

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It's my understanding that the gay male population of DC is so high that any halfway decent looking hetero man is swimming in it, especially if they have connections to the halls of power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM (1Q6Kv)

66 >>>what his fellow prisoners will be doing when his juicy ass is thrown into the clink

Not a fan of extra-judicial punishment.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM (fNISR)

67 See here's the perfect opportunity for the clowns at SNL to poke some fun and speak truth to power but alas our friends at NBC wouldn't dare.

I'm sure out of deference to swally's multiple victims.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM (i0Hi3)

68 Donald Trump must be the cleanest pol in modern American history.

Because every time you look into a Dem's background they are either:

A rapist (Swalwell, Clinton)
A pedo (Clinton, Biden)
Or gay (Obama)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

69 if john mccain was still here he'd demand that sawswell apologize

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 03:54 PM (CWTWj)

70 Yada, yada.

Waiting for the arrests, trials and sentencings of so many of the political elite.

Waiting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 14, 2026 03:54 PM (5UTWB)

71 Ok.

Now I'm happy.

Fvck off Swallwell back under the rock from whence you crawled.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

72 66 >>>what his fellow prisoners will be doing when his juicy ass is thrown into the clink

Not a fan of extra-judicial punishment.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM (fNISR)

Judicial punishment ain't all its cracked up to be these days.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at April 14, 2026 03:54 PM (i0Hi3)

73 He was an athlete? What, like a bag of dicks juggler?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (XmYaM)

74
The only way a woman would have ANY minuscule amount of blame 1%, is because they were within 50 feet of Swalwell.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (IifOV)

75 re 68: or a guy (moochelle)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (CWTWj)

76 My thing wasn't even a joke.

Massie is saying that the released files are a distraction from the Epstein files that he knows the DOJ destroyed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:49 PM

Anyone who thinks we'll ever see the complete, unredacted Epstein files is at least a Kessel Run-away from the most-uncynical under-29 commentator we have here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)

77 Why didn't Democrats do this to Swalwell five years ago? Because of the honor?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Didn't you hear what Pelosi said? No one knew, they just found out, and took SWIFT action once made aware! They're really the heroes here.

That's not what Reddit is "literally nothing but."

I hate to see folks avoid Reddit just because of the political crap, when they might get great enjoyment from meeting and interacting with others who share their interests..

Reddit has some excellent subreddits on specific hobbies narrowly tailored topics...but sharing people's character builds for Battle Brothers doesn't seem topical. Topical, political stuff is dominated by Lefties, and they're unusually uniform in their response of "when Republicans held accountable?"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

78 >>>. To get blind drunk once and be raped by a perverted congressman is totally on him, but to go back a second time and do the same thing?

I'd hold off on the "got blind drunk" thing. It appears his MO was to rufie these girls.

Posted by: Ace at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)

79 69 if john mccain was still here he'd demand that sawswell apologize

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 03:54 PM (CWTWj)

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He'd demand that Republican voters apologize for demeaning a Democrat in good standing.

He'd be the Japanese soldier on a remote island defending Swalwell long after the rest of the Democrats had given up.

His hatred of Republican voters outstripped everything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (1Q6Kv)

80 There is another twofer coming. Cory Mills is gonna be gone. So is McCormick.

Weird how it’s always one from each party. Right?

As I said about this yesterday, I'd rather it was just the Dems, because I reckon there are more of them who are guilty of this crap, but I'll take a one for one swap as well. Anything to put the fear of God in all of these coprophagic insects.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

81 @62 I think it was Abe Lincoln who once said, "D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 03:56 PM (U/j9n)

82 Breaking her silence for the first time, Annika Albrecht told CBS News...

CBS News, of all places. The word has gone out- take him off the board now so he's forgotten by this fall.

Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2026 03:56 PM (rTiUi)

83 Megyn Kelly makes a good point about the one "victim". To get blind drunk once and be raped by a perverted congressman is totally on him, but to go back a second time and do the same thing? There are plenty of other women who will testify against this asshole, so it's not worth blowing up over Kelly's perfectly sensible statement.

Look, the left got rid of candidate Roy Moore by arguing he was a pedo because he married a 24 year old. I get what you are saying but don't care.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

84 76 Anyone who thinks we'll ever see the complete, unredacted Epstein files is at least a Kessel Run-away from the most-uncynical under-29 commentator we have here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)

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We saw why grand jury files aren't released.

They're full of complete bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:56 PM (1Q6Kv)

85 "On March 4, 2026, the U.S. House of Representatives voted 357-65 to refer a resolution to the House Ethics Committee that would have required the public release of records identifying members of Congress who used taxpayer funds to settle sexual harassment and misconduct claims. This procedural move effectively buried the proposal and kept the names of the members involved, as well as the details of roughly $17 million in taxpayer-funded settlements, confidential. "

You cannot clean up this enormous pig sty by allowing those involved to vote on exposing themselves.

PHRASING!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 03:56 PM (aZm/F)

86 Because every time you look into a Dem's background they are either:

A rapist (Swalwell, Clinton)
A pedo (Clinton, Biden)
Or gay (Obama)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 03:53 PM

Those sets are not mutually exclusive. If only Kamala! were here to walk us through a Venn diagram.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)

87 Ah, he played that sport for gay men, soccer.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:57 PM (XmYaM)

88 Ick

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Kt19C)

89 > He was an athlete? What, like a bag of dicks juggler?

Division 1 soccer scholarship. He was a goalie. He broke his thumbs and his career died.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 03:57 PM (mkw2N)

90 See here's the perfect opportunity for the clowns at SNL to poke some fun and speak truth to power but alas our friends at NBC wouldn't dare.

I'm sure out of deference to swally's multiple victims.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Because SNL wants to portray them as drunken sluts throwing themselves at studley handsome Swallwel.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2026 03:58 PM (/lPRQ)

91 apropos, DJT has some very shrewd people around..

"NEW
🔴

The U.S. has set 2 key conditions for restarting talks with Iran in Pakistan, according to diplomatic sources.

First, the Strait of Hormuz must be fully reopened before negotiations resume.

Second, Iran’s delegation must have full authority from the IRGC to finalize a deal."

No more BS "oh, I don't have the authority and I need to speak to my superiors" excuses and nonsense meant to drag this out to ...until Trump leaves office. That second bullet will kill it.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 03:58 PM (GD0B3)

92 Meanwhile committing various espionage crimes while on the house intelligence committee?

Hand slap.

I do kind of agree with some of what Ms Kelly says to this extent: going to hang out with this sleazeball in his hotel room is kind of consent. Not to be drugged unconscious but I mean seriously its not like the guy would have been a perfect gentleman then dive on top of her when the drugs hit. He's no Cary Grant here, he's Chester the Molester sending dick pics to every woman he met.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 03:58 PM (El6/E)

93 Also, I don't blame the victims for being victimized.

I blame them for their silence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 03:58 PM (RIvkX)

94 91 The U.S. has set 2 key conditions for restarting talks with Iran in Pakistan, according to diplomatic sources.

First, the Strait of Hormuz must be fully reopened before negotiations resume.

Second, Iran’s delegation must have full authority from the IRGC to finalize a deal."

No more BS "oh, I don't have the authority and I need to speak to my superiors" excuses and nonsense meant to drag this out to ...until Trump leaves office. That second bullet will kill it.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 03:58 PM (GD0B3)

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Iran will refuse both.

3 hours before the end of the ceasefire, Pakistan will say that Iran agreed.

Trump et al won't believe it, and the bombing will continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 03:59 PM (1Q6Kv)

95 I bet Swallwell was a meat gazer in the locker room.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 03:59 PM (XmYaM)

96 Imagine being this guy's wife...

All these years of "Me too" bullshit when the real prize was Congress

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 14, 2026 03:59 PM (61TgR)

97 Second, Iran’s delegation must have full authority from the IRGC to finalize a deal."

No more BS "oh, I don't have the authority and I need to speak to my superiors" excuses and nonsense meant to drag this out to ...until Trump leaves office. That second bullet will kill it.

But...our manager will never approve it!

Posted by: Iranian negotiators / car salesmen at April 14, 2026 03:59 PM (Riz8t)

98 Swalwell is a master at projection.

He was really running his mouth about Trump, the Epstein files and cleaning up the place. HA! DICK!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 04:00 PM (aZm/F)

99 Because SNL wants to portray them as drunken sluts throwing themselves at studley handsome Swallwel.

And to a certain extent, they'd be right. Right up to the point that he's dropping rophynol in their drinks. Trump was not wrong, there are a lot of starf***r girls out there. But he took it too far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:00 PM (El6/E)

100 I'd hold off on the "got blind drunk" thing. It appears his MO was to rufie these girls.
Posted by: Ace at April 14, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)

If she's the same girl who was in the first interview, she admitted to the level of intoxication and her problem with drinking.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:00 PM (nfOOG)

101 He was really running his mouth about Trump, the Epstein files and cleaning up the place

About a year ago he was talking about how Trump would have underaged naked girls sit on his lap and when he was in charge all of that was gonna come out. To me, that sounds like a confession, not an accusation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:01 PM (El6/E)

102 San Franpsycho, some of these tried not to be silent. But they went to lawyers and/or the press who shut them up. Maybe brought up dirt from their pasts, maybe told them there was no case, all of them told them they were going to be on their own against a powerful Congressman who also had the media on his side.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)

103 If she's the same girl who was in the first interview, she admitted to the level of intoxication and her problem with drinking.

Irrelevant. Unwise, but irrelevant.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)

104 Annotated history of the left and accusations of sexual assault:

Accused of drugging and anally raping a 13 year-old girl.
The left: But was it rape-rape?

Accused of sexually harassing and coercing sex from an intern.
The left: So? Everyone lies about sex.

Accused of raping a woman in a women's-only store 40 years ago with no other details given let alone confirmed.
The left: Of course he raped her! He once said "pussy" in private!

Accused of raping a girl at a high school party 50 years ago where not even the claimed witnesses remember it.
The left: Of course he raped her! He admitted he used to drink beer!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 04:01 PM (HXT0k)

105 And to a certain extent, they'd be right. Right up to the point that he's dropping rophynol in their drinks. Trump was not wrong, there are a lot of starf***r girls out there. But he took it too far.

To take one very specific example - it looks like Weinstein raped some of the women he dealt with but others, like Paltrow, did it willingly.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

106 3 hours before the end of the ceasefire, Pakistan will say that Iran agreed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14,

Taqiyya. It's a thing, baby!

Posted by: Pakistan at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (0sNs1)

107 93 Also, I don't blame the victims for being victimized.

I blame them for their silence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's a victim's right to wait 30+ years until a person becomes famous, and of a different political persuasion, before claiming damning, unverifiable atrocities!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford, E. Jean Carrol, Stormy Daniels, etc at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

108 MSNow - Pope vs Trump, the gloves come off

FoxNews and CNN - Swalwell.

Say what you will about Obama. The Dude would never rape a woman.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (Sco7b)

109 Eight years ago. Is there a statute of limitations?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (AkIUi)

110 He was a goalie

it doesn't matter the sport

goalies are weird

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (j+aD2)

111 106 3 hours before the end of the ceasefire, Pakistan will say that Iran agreed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14,

Taqiyya. It's a thing, baby!

Posted by: Pakistan at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (0sNs1)

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Vance and the rest of the negotiating team just walking away followed by Trump putting up the blockade was just classic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (1Q6Kv)

112 When a person is incapacitated, a decent person will help them, not abuse and defile them. It’s worse this asshole even made incapacitating people part of his MO. That takes deliberate, deviant premeditation.

This is on him. He doesn’t act on impulse, there is no situation.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (XmYaM)

113 he's Chester the Molester sending dick pics to every woman he met.

Why on earth would most women be interested in dick pictures of someone they weren't in a relationship with and even then.... It's like that weirdo from NY who was sending them to some women he met online. You're a weirdo exhibitionist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Nx5jP)

114 Do people really think Swalwell is good-looking?

I think he's repulsive with those wide-set eyes, teeth that are a little off, his farting, and just general smarminess.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (aZm/F)

115 This is why I never ran for congress. I would be doing the political groupies three at a time on the Rotunda floor.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (nfOOG)

116 might I also add that if they were hit with GHB or some other date rape drug, they literally would not remember everything that happened. videos can be provided which make the proceedings look consensual.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (gKWVE)

117 All Division 1 college sports aren't created equal. Rufus got a scholarship to play at a podunk NC Div 1 college. Not some soccer powerhouse. It's a gay sport so not sure there are any soccer powerhouse colleges.

Posted by: NCKate at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (uQzkA)

118 MSNow - Pope vs Trump, the gloves come off

I'm so old I remember when the left said religious leaders shouldn't be allowed to talk about politics

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

119 What did Gallego know, and when did he know it?!

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 04:03 PM (GD0B3)

120 Folks ... as was said in one of the texts ... everybody knew that Swall was screwing anything that moved. Same as Ted Kennedy. Same as me at a younger age. Except I wasn't making them.

Same as our boy Jeff Sessions slapping Joe Biden trying to touch his grand-daughter. Same as Ted Kennedy drowning a chic.

They all know. They just don't care enough to make it public. Because they're just raping the rubes. Its not like its people that matter.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:04 PM (DLiIR)

121 Resigning before indictments get there

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

122 it is shocking that Megyn Kelly is ripping the poor woman who was drugged and raped?!?!?!

she has zero self awareness I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:04 PM (j+aD2)

123 108

Say what you will about Obama. The Dude would never rape a woman.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 04:02 PM (Sco7b)
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Bitch-slapped, most likely.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 04:04 PM (U/j9n)

124 NEW: Eric Swalwell accuser says he should have never run for governor knowing what “receipts” were out there.

_____________________________

Hey, idiot!!! HE RAN FOR FREAKIN PRESIDENT in 2020.

On a side note. There is a growing occurrence on the Left that is entertaining as hell. As we note (with specific instances more and more common) that Leftist women are, mostly, out of their ever loving minds. It serves to reason that the Lefist politicians are walking through a mine field in their staffing, their social circles and contacts.

Neither has full credibility....(including these accusers on Swalwell). We're talking about an ideology that throws out that "believe all women" like it is factual. I got news for you...women are more dishonest than men in that regard.

I happen to think most radical leftist women are mentally ill. So, to the Leftist politicians who hire them ...they get what they deserve and have encouraged.

Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2026 04:04 PM (dIske)

125 everybody knew that Swall was screwing anything that moved

I mean really it was more the opposite

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:04 PM (j+aD2)

126 Did Bondi have an actual connection to Swallower because she was moved out and his name was curiously mentioned with it. And now this.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (F0U8p)

127 96 Imagine being this guy's wife...

All these years of "Me too" bullshit when the real prize was Congress
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 14, 2026 03:59 PM (61TgR)

Was he married the whole time he was banging his way across the tropics? Kinda gross. He seems just so gross.

I've met guys like that come in on a Monday bragging about the people he was banging.

Just get away from me

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (i0Hi3)

128 It's like that weirdo from NY who was sending them to some women he met online. You're a weirdo exhibitionist.

Let's be honest here, penises are ugly. Nobody really wants to see a picture of one. I don't understand any guy sending a picture of his wang to someone under any circumstances. Is there any woman who ever was glad to get one??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (El6/E)

129 So the short version is Swallwell was really good at ball handling. Like Division 1 ball handling. But then when he wasn’t good at ball handling he changed careers to rapist. I think I got that right.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (XmYaM)

130
Swalwell's puffy, degraded, prematurely-aged appearance is allegedly due to alcoholism. I guess liquor and other mood-altering substances help him get through his current hellish days, like it helped him not give a damn about his criminal behavior or possible consequences in the past. If he can just stay out of prison, he can spend the rest of his days in a drug and alcohol stupor, not giving a damn about his downfall, until his liver fails, or he hemorrhages in his esophagus, falls down the stairs, etc.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (azNOR)

131 Do people really think Swalwell is good-looking?

He's no Henry Waxman. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (vTZFs)

132 Competency seems to be such a rare commodity anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (yAteE)

133 126 Did Bondi have an actual connection to Swallower because she was moved out and his name was curiously mentioned with it. And now this.

ah
well

yes there is some weirdness bopping around X

I was hoping it was AI generated

but she was pretty ... different? as a younger woman. pretty wild, according to this stuff

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM (j+aD2)

134 Like a true moron, I'm shocked that Swalwell had a staff so big that 50 of them have accused him of something.

These cocksuckers don't do shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM (aZm/F)

135
This is all quite tawdry-
I'm off to polish my monocle and steam my spats.

Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM (ZxPkt)

136 Don't forget the DNC is desperately trying to rebrand itself as "masculine". Does stuff like this help in a weird way? Just spitballing.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM (F0U8p)

137 I'm surprised Swalwell was a soccer goalie. My junior year roommate was one, and from my observation, they're usually tall, lanky and quick. Swalwell seems to be none of those.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

138 Holy shit! Megyn Kelly is blaming the Swalwell victim. No one! I mean no one!! Deserves to be drugged and raped because she got drunk. This is disgusting. Kelly is a pathetic hag.

You know, most women fantasize about being raped by powerful men...

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 14, 2026 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

139 137 I'm surprised Swalwell was a soccer goalie. My junior year roommate was one, and from my observation, they're usually tall, lanky and quick. Swalwell seems to be none of those.

yeah at U of Maryland too?!?! maybe he was like third string

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:07 PM (j+aD2)

140 San Franpsycho, some of these tried not to be silent. But they went to lawyers and/or the press who shut them up. Maybe brought up dirt from their pasts, maybe told them there was no case, all of them told them they were going to be on their own against a powerful Congressman who also had the media on his side.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)
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Thanks for the correction. Their guilt is then borne by the lawyers and press who kept them silent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:07 PM (RIvkX)

141 136 Don't forget the DNC is desperately trying to rebrand itself as "masculine". Does stuff like this help in a weird way? Just spitballing.

rapey dorks?

no

not at all

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:07 PM (j+aD2)

142 >> Competency seems to be such a rare commodity anymore.

As are strong women who can castrate farm animals and load hay bails on a truck.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:08 PM (XmYaM)

143 Don't forget the DNC is desperately trying to rebrand itself as "masculine". Does stuff like this help in a weird way? Just spitballing.

No, it doesn't help. There's a difference between masculine and frat boy or rapist. The Dems have done their best to confuse those terms, and now can't tell the difference.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)

144 Like a true moron, I'm shocked that Swalwell had a staff so big that 50 of them have accused him of something.

These cocksuckers don't do shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Only the Paolo has a, how you say, staff so big that 50 women could ride it together. The Swalwell, he make them take turns.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

145 He's no Henry Waxman.

Nose Feratu. This place used to be funnier.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (DLiIR)

146 Swalwell proves--if you don't know it already--that the more vicious an attack dog the Democrat is, the nastier the dirt is that the Party has on them.

So ... what kind of taxidermy mutants is Jamie Raskin fucking?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (HXT0k)

147 his stand-up comedy from the late '60s / early '70s is brilliant, but ain't no one gonna listen to it today
---------------
Cosby's supplier was Fat Albert.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (FmapG)

148 136 Don't forget the DNC is desperately trying to rebrand itself as "masculine". Does stuff like this help in a weird way? Just spitballing.

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I think it was Tampon Tim who said conservatives are jealous of his masculinity.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (aZm/F)

149 rapey dorks?

no

not at all

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 04:07 PM (j+aD2)

Just checking

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (F0U8p)

150 No, it doesn't help. There's a difference between masculine and frat boy or rapist. The Dems have done their best to confuse those terms, and now can't tell the difference.

However, no carburetor is safe from them at breakfast time.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

151 136 Don't forget the DNC is desperately trying to rebrand itself as "masculine". Does stuff like this help in a weird way? Just spitballing.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM (F0U8p)

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The toxic femininity of people like Katie Porter will never let that happen to their party.

It's going to be angry, shrieky white girls and sassy black girls, and no one else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:10 PM (1Q6Kv)

152 The not so secret truth is that for the left, and most elites of any political stripe, sex is pretty much their core identity. The very idea that they might control themselves and not engage in the coarsest, most debauched behavior is absurd in their minds. EVERYONE does it, all the time.

That is why they are so fixated on abortion and are so baffled when people object. Its why they keep doing it despite how much damage it can cause their career.

I keep seeing tweets of people asking "why did he think he could get away with it?" Because he did for 13+ years, you fool, why would he NOT think he could? As others noted, he ran for president and nothing came out about him.

The real question is, given how blatant he was, how could the Republicans in congress possibly have not known about it and why did they say nothing? I think we all know the answer to that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:10 PM (El6/E)

153 Let's be honest here, penises are ugly. Nobody really wants to see a picture of one. I don't understand any guy sending a picture of his wang to someone under any circumstances. Is there any woman who ever was glad to get one??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (El6/E)
____________________________

95 Dear lord, there's no one to cheer for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 02:52 PM (1Q6Kv)
_____________________

This might get me banned...or rewarded. Let's find out.

Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

154

This dude was insane. Having done all that then going on TV and accusing others of what he was doing.

Oh right, he's a psychopath Democrat. They do this shit all the time.

When will the pizza stuff come out? Why do I thnk of Barney Frank?

Was the farting on Microsoft NBC a mating call?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 14, 2026 04:10 PM (et1vG)

155 Meanwhile while everyone is distracted Democrats are figuring out how to steal the California governor’s seat so it doesn’t go to republicans.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM (XmYaM)

156 153 This might get me banned...or rewarded. Let's find out.

Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

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Well, I don't get it.

And not getting it fills me with terror and anger.

So, therefore, bans!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM (1Q6Kv)

157 You know, most women fantasize about being raped by powerful men...

Posted by: Bernie Sanders

Wait, I thought it was dinosaurs and minotaurs that they liked.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

158 Don't forget the DNC is desperately trying to rebrand itself as "masculine".
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:06 PM

We're proud to be taking point on that!

Sadly, Mr. Swalwell is no longer able to be with us.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, & Mr. Hogg at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM (0sNs1)

159 >Nose Feratu. This place used to be funnier.

Posted by: Yep
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Nostrildomus

Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM (ZxPkt)

160 Why do I thnk of Barney Frank?

Seek help immediately.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM (JCZqz)

161 I hope Swalwell swallows well, because he might be doin' a bit of that in PMITA prison.

I have zero sympathy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (BFff5)

162 This dude was insane. Having done all that then going on TV and accusing others of what he was doing.

Oh right, he's a psychopath Democrat. They do this shit all the time.

I suspect most Dems and a fair number of GOPers are doing stuff like this. Which is also why GOPers seem to always be willing to do whatever the left needs...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

163 And so there will be no jail time for Farty Eric. He's gotten the memo and doesn't want to live in a federal penitentiary like Blagojevich.

I think he'll probably end up getting a big fat payout from the Party, but no more crazy, awesome, all inclusive, lawless yacht parties for awhile, at least.

Though... he could end up being sent to sit in a fallow field with no yacht parties ever again, like Jesse Jackson, Jr. It's probably the best we can hope for.

In any event, my ransom next April can be sent without having to worry about paying Swallwell's whores, unless he starts visiting learing senters with however much of my cash he stashed in the Caymans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

164 So when will the little boys out Schiff?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (FmapG)

165 Remember, when no one else is watching, God is.
And He’s gonna remember your comments.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (XmYaM)

166 Nose Feratu. This place used to be funnier.
Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:09 PM (DLiIR)
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You dislike puns??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:13 PM (RIvkX)

167 Oh yes 0.0% chance of jail for cocksmell

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:13 PM (F0U8p)

168 I'm hoping a Swalwell video comes out where the only question is "was she a real nun or just dressed like one?"

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:13 PM (nfOOG)

169 Meanwhile while everyone is distracted Democrats are figuring out how to steal the California governor’s seat so it doesn’t go to republicans.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:11 PM

Does it really make any difference? I mean california had both a democrat super majority in the house and senate, the governor can't do anything without their consent because they can over ride any veto he does. california is a lost cause and is just waiting to implode.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2026 04:13 PM (0N4FZ)

170 Swalwell claims, when the topic comes up and its politically useful, to be Christian. And God forgive us, sometimes we Christians can behave very terribly, but the ONLY time it comes up is when its politically useful which makes me kinda doubt his confession.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (El6/E)

171 And yet all of these victims kept it to themselves until Democrats got worried their gubernatorial field was too crowded and might elect a Republican. 🤨

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (9PBD8)

172 Let's be honest here, penises are ugly.

Have you seen the Amazon logo ? Or been face to face with a quim ? Its called a gash for a reason.

All that stuff that happens down there is awesome if you're doing it at the time. Also a major source of regret about five minutes later.

There is a reason women hate whore-houses.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (DLiIR)

173 164 So when will the little boys out Schiff?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (FmapG)

I think killing them was part of the kink. See Ed Buck.

Posted by: Reforger at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (emWLT)

174 Let's be honest here, penises are ugly. Nobody really wants to see a picture of one. I don't understand any guy sending a picture of his wang to someone under any circumstances. Is there any woman who ever was glad to get one??
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Says you.

/s/ the natives that just installed a row of giant stone penis statutes to appease the spirt of a dead girl.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (HXT0k)

175 Megyn Kelly is so old she remembers when it was the style to pop luudes before a hot date.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (/lPRQ)

176 >> Does it really make any difference? I mean california had both a democrat super majority in the house and senate, the governor can't do anything without their consent because they can over ride any veto he does. california is a lost cause and is just waiting to implode.

Colorado called. It said hold my beer.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:14 PM (XmYaM)

177 Let's be honest here, penises are ugly. Nobody really wants to see a picture of one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM

Oh, you poor, sweet summer child.

Posted by: Gay Pr0n at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (0sNs1)

178 emember, when no one else is watching, God is.
And He’s gonna remember your comments.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (XmYaM)

If my comment history here and elsewhere is the barometer I am going to the most dreadful circle of Hell

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (F0U8p)

179
Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

180 Big Mike is more feminine than Katie Porter.

Posted by: NCKate at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (uQzkA)

181 Remember, when no one else is watching, God is.
And He’s gonna remember your comments.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (XmYaM)
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Moshiach is coming and boy is He mad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (RIvkX)

182 142 >> Competency seems to be such a rare commodity anymore.

As are strong women who can castrate farm animals and load hay bails on a truck.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:08 PM (XmYaM)

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And cut wood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTDQqROiwIk

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (U/j9n)

183 And yet all of these victims kept it to themselves until Democrats got worried their gubernatorial field was too crowded and might elect a Republican. 🤨

Remember Bill Clinton's accusers were all Democrats...and they were destroyed in public for pointing out he is a rapist....except Lewinsky that tried to deny/hide it all - she got a no show corporate job.

I suspect each one of these women knew what happens if they go public without being allowed to. Now they'll get some sort of reward for raising this stuff when the DNC wanted them to instead...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

184 179
Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

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It's dead letter until they get to 270.

There's nothing to sue over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (1Q6Kv)

185 He’s a serial rapist. Why the hell would Megyn Kelly try to nuance that??

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (pDt9x)

186 165 Remember, when no one else is watching, God is.
And He’s gonna remember your comments.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (XmYaM)

God wouldn't put up with the pop-up ads.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (nfOOG)

187 Yes. Knowing what was out there, he's an idiot for trying to run for governor.

Should have taken the initial hint and dropped out

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Fn30I)

188 >> Moshiach is coming and boy is He mad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (RIvkX)

Yeah I’ve got a full agenda for that meeting already. I’m just trying to stay out of the way now.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (XmYaM)

189 187 Yes. Knowing what was out there, he's an idiot for trying to run for governor.

Should have taken the initial hint and dropped out

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Fn30I)

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He should have hit Katie Porter with both barrels six months ago.

He wasn't hungry enough. She was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:17 PM (1Q6Kv)

190 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (El6/E)

I don't know anyone personally who admitted receiving such a picture .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 04:17 PM (PFs9e)

191 He’s a serial rapist. Why the hell would Megyn Kelly try to nuance that??

Because the people that pay her checks want her to

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

192 165 Remember, when no one else is watching, God is.
And He’s gonna remember your comments.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:12 PM (XmYaM

Uh-oh. Well, I’m screwed then, Marcus.

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:17 PM (pDt9x)

193 Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

It will be No Standing until it happens and then it will be Too Late to Sue.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:17 PM (F0U8p)

194 Speaking of California, I think they are trying to pass a bill that would make unmasking fraud illegal.

Not kidding. It has to do with Nick Shirley.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (aZm/F)

195 Remember, when no one else is watching, God is.
And He’s gonna remember your comments.

I hope so. Because this shit has seriously went off the rails.

Not joking in the slightest. Grand Plan my ass. This is nuts.

I'll say so myself.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (DLiIR)

196 Eh, we are all gonna be together tubal.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (XmYaM)

197 Yes. Knowing what was out there, he's an idiot for trying to run for governor.

Bill Clinton ran for president, in 92, right after the Thomas hearings, with he and plenty of other people in AK knowing he was a rapist.

And it all worked out for him...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

198 179
Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

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I think this could be challenged at the Supreme Court. These states are trying to nullify the electoral college, but they are also betting on Democrats controlling their state governments ad infinitum.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (U/j9n)

199 193 Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

It will be No Standing until it happens and then it will be Too Late to Sue.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:17 PM (F0U8p)

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If and when they get to 270, then the lawsuits start. It's a basic constitutional question, and I doubt it would be dismissed, even months before an election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

200 So close to Pride month?!!!

Posted by: turambar at April 14, 2026 04:19 PM (Q0yOR)

201 The Harvey Weinstein lazy shave should have been a clue for these golddigging wooarhs.

Posted by: FangFang Kelly at April 14, 2026 04:19 PM (wBaIH)

202 198 I think this could be challenged at the Supreme Court. These states are trying to nullify the electoral college, but they are also betting on Democrats controlling their state governments ad infinitum.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 04:18 PM (U/j9n)

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Also, it's entirely blue states who have passed them, and blue states will lose electoral votes after the next census.

The total will go down by 2032.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:19 PM (1Q6Kv)

203 Things sound pretty bad in DC, eh? They’ll be electing a horse to the Senate one of these days.

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (pDt9x)

204 Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

An easy question Morticia. At that point ? The rest of us just fucking leave. Break it up. Long past due. This is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (DLiIR)

205 Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote. That brings the total of electors to 236. Is someone going to stop this thing before it accumulates 270 electors?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:15 PM

That's never going to happen just look at 2024 when Trump won the "popular" vote. There is no way all of those blue states would have given up their EV's to Trump, they would have refused.

It's a democrat pipe dream that is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (0N4FZ)

206 185 He’s a serial rapist. Why the hell would Megyn Kelly try to nuance that??
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:16 PM (pDt9x)

Just because she made a relevant point doesn't mean she's the new President of the Eric Swalwell Fan Club.

Same deal with Tucker Carlson. Just because someone interviews a person and doesn't yell and scream over them, it doesn't mean they adopt every position that was discussed.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (nfOOG)

207 He's no rapist. Just a run of the mill DC pervert. I don't believe his whores any more than I believe him.

But I'll still smear him as a rapist. It's his rules.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

208 Exactly. There is stupid and there is arrogant. Swallow is the latter.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:21 PM (F0U8p)

209 And the GOPe let Swalwell run wild against Trump, Kavanaugh and anything else he set his scumbag eyes on. Stupid and incompetent, but mostly stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2026 04:21 PM (genhU)

210 Also, it's entirely blue states who have passed them, and blue states will lose electoral votes after the next census.

The total will go down by 2032.
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So a good time to sell your house?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 04:21 PM (FmapG)

211 And he's stupid too

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:21 PM (F0U8p)

212
Does it really make any difference? I mean california had both a democrat super majority in the house and senate, the governor can't do anything without their consent because they can over ride any veto he does. california is a lost cause and is just waiting to implode.
Posted by: Mister Scott

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Maybe there could be combat. We'd have to have a very determined Republican governor with a determined -- even devious -- lawyer at his/her side.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:21 PM (n7rxJ)

213 And the GOPe let Swalwell run wild against Trump, Kavanaugh and anything else he set his scumbag eyes on.

Because they hate Trump more than they hate Democrats. Democrats are rivals, Trump is their enemy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:22 PM (El6/E)

214 The assault on the rule of law by rogue judges like James Boasberg is one of the most troubling political developments of our time. - Hinderaker
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Easily solved.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:22 PM (RIvkX)

215 211 And he's stupid too
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:21 PM (F0U8p)

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Good point. That never gets enough coverage.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2026 04:22 PM (aZm/F)

216 207 He's no rapist. Just a run of the mill DC pervert. I don't believe his whores any more than I believe him.

But I'll still smear him as a rapist. It's his rules.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

Live by the sword, die by the sword is my take, YD.

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:22 PM (pDt9x)

217
Most women don't fantasize about being raped, whether the man is rich or poor.

Geez

Posted by: four seasons at April 14, 2026 04:22 PM (3ek7K)

218 An easy question Morticia. At that point ? The rest of us just fucking leave. Break it up. Long past due. This is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (DLiIR)

I'll say Yep to that, Yep.

And I'm not trying to be cute.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM (BFff5)

219 Things sound pretty bad in DC, eh? They’ll be electing a horse to the Senate one of these days.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: John "Blue Falcon" Kerry at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM (0sNs1)

220 Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the “first partner” of California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D), is under fire for stating that she takes her children to conservative and Republican states so that they can see misogyny and racism firsthand.

Putting aside her hellscape phantasm, California may be a draw for a different group: curious economists in the mood for disaster tourism.

Just as people travel to Hawaii to see volcanic explosions in real time, they can visit California to see economic implosions. California is a laboratory for students to see what happens when you ignore basic economic principles outside of the classroom.

California is now the leader in the economic race to the bottom, as its politicians drain away what remains of decades of accumulated social capital, revenue and residents from their state.

Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

221 Something will break at some point. States like Colorado went blue and now they are broke. I think they had one of the top rates of businesses and wealth leaving. Ditto Illinois. NY is trying to hide their fiscal insolvency by raising taxes, because that will work. At some point they have to course correct with the five people left living in their state.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM (XmYaM)

222 205 That's never going to happen just look at 2024 when Trump won the "popular" vote. There is no way all of those blue states would have given up their EV's to Trump, they would have refused.

It's a democrat pipe dream that is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (0N4FZ)

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Dems seem to see 2024 as a fluke. They buried their autopsy for a reason.

Should Vance (or whomever else) win the popular vote in 2028, I suspect the whole effort to die out. Should see a couple of states repeal their commitment to the pact.

It's only really born from the fact that Dems won the popular vote in like 6 out of 7 elections but only won the presidency in 4 of them. That pattern breaks, the whole ethos behind the pact breaks as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM (1Q6Kv)

223 Same deal with Tucker Carlson. Just because someone interviews a person and doesn't yell and scream over them, it doesn't mean they adopt every position that was discussed.
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On the other hand, when someone nods along approvingly for 90 minutes, showers glowing praise, and fawning comments, it's a safe presumption.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:24 PM (RIvkX)

224 Oligachy!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 14, 2026 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

225 > the natives that just installed a row of giant stone penis statutes to appease the spirt of a dead girl.

What?

Which genius decided some poor dead girl was pissed off, and decided she really just needed to see some dong statues to chill the hell out? Let me guess, some tribal elder whose nephew has a dong statue business?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 04:24 PM (mkw2N)

226 The assault on the rule of law by rogue judges like James Boasberg is one of the most troubling political developments of our time. - Hinderaker
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Easily solved.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:22 PM (RIvkX)

The Free Press just released an article/opinion piece that it's Trump who is assaulting the rule of law. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 04:24 PM (BFff5)

227 >Virginia just joined that Agreement to Elect the President by Popular Vote.
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Art I Sec 10

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.

Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 04:25 PM (ZxPkt)

228 Most women don't fantasize about being raped, whether the man is rich or poor.

My casual read of Harlequin romance type stuff is she wants him, but she wants him to be very, uh, insistent that he is going to have her.

If you remove her wanting him it becomes a horror/revenge story instead. And if you removing him being an insistent pirate captain type he becomes the former boyfriend/husband in a romcom.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)

229 Dems seem to see 2024 as a fluke. They buried their autopsy for a reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Act Blue at April 14, 2026 04:25 PM (0sNs1)

230 Shaken to her core

Oh ffs. Some pervy older guy was hitting on you. Point and laugh. Throw a drink on him.

PTSD? Grow tf up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2026 04:25 PM (W2Pud)

231 Fartwell just looks nasty and smelly and drunk. I almost feel sorry for FangFang.

Posted by: turambar at April 14, 2026 04:26 PM (Q0yOR)

232 Let me guess, some tribal elder whose nephew has a dong statue business?

"this is jealous slander and I will not tolerate hateful words of this sort"
--Jake's Custom Dong Emporium

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:26 PM (El6/E)

233
That's never going to happen just look at 2024 when Trump won the "popular" vote. There is no way all of those blue states would have given up their EV's to Trump, they would have refused.

It's a democrat pipe dream that is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Mister Scott

===============

I wonder why they're still jumping in, even after Trump's popular vote win.

As if I don't know. They're just going to be extra careful about "counting" the votes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:27 PM (n7rxJ)

234 Same deal with Tucker Carlson. Just because someone interviews a person and doesn't yell and scream over them, it doesn't mean they adopt every position that was discussed.
Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (nfOOG)

I am reliably informed that Tucker is both a traitor, and a faggot.
Repeatedly. I mean over and over again, repeatedly. Every day.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 04:27 PM (rbvCR)

235 > Most women don't fantasize about being raped, whether the man is rich or poor.

On the other hand, many women fantasize about a strong man sweeping her up in his arms, throwing her on the bed, and "ravishing" her. Of course consent is everything, but a cynic might note this common fantasy is kinda borderline.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 04:28 PM (mkw2N)

236 228 Most women don't fantasize about being raped, whether the man is rich or poor.

My casual read of Harlequin romance type stuff is she wants him, but she wants him to be very, uh, insistent that he is going to have her.

If you remove her wanting him it becomes a horror/revenge story instead. And if you removing him being an insistent pirate captain type he becomes the former boyfriend/husband in a romcom.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)

Its literally a category of women's literature and it sell beau coup.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2026 04:28 PM (i0Hi3)

237 I was raped by Eric Swalwell, Bill Cosby and President Trump in the Wendy's restroom in Rochester back in 2007.

Call me Bill you mensch!

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 14, 2026 04:28 PM (4eiIm)

238 234 Same deal with Tucker Carlson. Just because someone interviews a person and doesn't yell and scream over them, it doesn't mean they adopt every position that was discussed.
Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:20 PM (nfOOG)

I am reliably informed that Tucker is both a traitor, and a faggot.
Repeatedly. I mean over and over again, repeatedly. Every day.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 04:27 PM (rbvCR)

Never heard the gay angle before. Have to remember that for the future.

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (pDt9x)

239 Have the Republicans "pounced" and "seized" on this story yet?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

240 Polymarket
@Polymarket
BREAKING: Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez’s wife has been charged with “influence peddling & bribery”
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Que lastima

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)

241 132 Competency seems to be such a rare commodity anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 04:05 PM (yAteE)

Swallowell is quite competent at being a shit-flinging scumbag tool of the Party. Our vision of what a Congressman SHOULD be competent at is much different from his and his masters.

More broadly it's not competence in a particular role with measurable responsibilities as we think it should be that gets rewarded most, it's networking, social climbing, and "playing the game."

Posted by: It's not what you know it's who you blow at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (TbWk/)

242 I doubt most gay men fantasize about getting unwanted possible HIV+ bone from some nasty sweaty dude either.
It's just that those who do, write porn for reddit or beyond.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (gKWVE)

243 If you remove her wanting him it becomes a horror/revenge story instead.

I find this is true about most romance movies and stories. The guy acts in ways that are incredibly creepy and stalkery (Rachel Zegler wasn't entirely wrong about Snow White) if it wasn't for him being rich and handsome and she wasn't attracted to him.

I mean, in "The Notebook" the guy is so demented pursuing her he threatens to kill himself if she won't go on a date with him while she's on a date with her finacee and this is supposed to be romantic.

Neary all of them involve monkeybranching too; she's with a guy, usually even married, but its so romantic of her to find her true love and she bails on him for the new guy. Its mostly about cheating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (El6/E)

244 This woman was chief engineer on the MeToo Train but she's shaming a rape victim for "heavy drinking"?
____

Kind of a catch-22 isn't it? I wouldn't expect any self-respecting woman to get close to Sleazy Swalwell unless she was drinking heavily.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (Dv3i1)

245 240 Polymarket
@Polymarket
BREAKING: Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez’s wife has been charged with “influence peddling & bribery”
====

Que lastima

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)

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"I had no idea."
-the PM, in lisped Spanish

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:30 PM (1Q6Kv)

246 240 Polymarket
@Polymarket
BREAKING: Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez’s wife has been charged with “influence peddling & bribery”
====

Que lastima
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)
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Did they sell "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts during his campaign?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (U/j9n)

247 Que lastima
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)

The favorite saying of my old Spanish teacher.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (nfOOG)

248 243 If you remove her wanting him it becomes a horror/revenge story instead.

I find this is true about most romance movies and stories. The guy acts in ways that are incredibly creepy and stalkery (Rachel Zegler wasn't entirely wrong about Snow White) if it wasn't for him being rich and handsome and she wasn't attracted to him.

I mean, in "The Notebook" the guy is so demented pursuing her he threatens to kill himself if she won't go on a date with him while she's on a date with her finacee and this is supposed to be romantic.

Neary all of them involve monkeybranching too; she's with a guy, usually even married, but its so romantic of her to find her true love and she bails on him for the new guy. Its mostly about cheating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (El6/E)

It’s from a generation or two of the “ follow your heart” bullshit indoctrination.

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (pDt9x)

249 228 Most women don't fantasize about being raped, whether the man is rich or poor.

My casual read of Harlequin romance type stuff is she wants him, but she wants him to be very, uh, insistent that he is going to have her.

If you remove her wanting him it becomes a horror/revenge story instead. And if you removing him being an insistent pirate captain type he becomes the former boyfriend/husband in a romcom.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)

Just remember, if Christian Gray wasn't rich and hot, it would have been an episode of Criminal Minds.

Posted by: Women soaked their seats watching 50 Shades at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (TbWk/)

250 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (LdBR/)

251
On the other hand, many women fantasize about a strong man sweeping her up in his arms, throwing her on the bed, and "ravishing" her. Of course consent is everything, but a cynic might note this common fantasy is kinda borderline.
Posted by: bonhomme

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Ultimately, the woman always has control in those fantasies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (n7rxJ)

252 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 14, 2026 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

253 Never heard the gay angle before. Have to remember that for the future.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 04:29 PM (pDt9x)

Yep. It is like advertising, repeat something seven times, no matter how bizarre, it will make it true.
It is called "messaging" and that is why we kept getting told that the Covid shots and masks save grandma.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 04:32 PM (rbvCR)

254 Ultimately, the woman always has control in those fantasies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 04:31 PM (n7rxJ)

Kind of kills the "ravish" vibe then.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2026 04:33 PM (nfOOG)

255 "Seemingly, Kirby’s behavior was perceived as humorous and innocent infatuation when St. Elmo’s Fire was released, but looking back on his actions today, one can see he deserved a restraining order and therapy." lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 14, 2026 04:34 PM (DgMqy)

256 Kind of late to help the Dems but there is a decent chance Swalwell could be suicided to salvage the situation.

Posted by: Ripley at April 14, 2026 04:34 PM (GUOwU)

257 Dems seem to see 2024 as a fluke. They buried their autopsy for a reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 04:23 PM

They plan to cheat and it's easier to cheat the popular vote

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 04:34 PM (vE0+H)

258 Eww! I'm torn between 'tawdry' and 'sleazy'. Either way I think I'll go watch my lawn sprinklers go round and round.

Posted by: muldoon at April 14, 2026 04:40 PM (qgHp7)

259 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.

Posted by: Cheri at April 14, 2026 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

260 I find this is true about most romance movies and stories. The guy acts in ways that are incredibly creepy and stalkery (Rachel Zegler wasn't entirely wrong about Snow White) if it wasn't for him being rich and handsome and she wasn't attracted to him.

This is also the story of Conway Twitty.

Posted by: Yep at April 14, 2026 04:40 PM (DLiIR)

261 Fartwell just looks nasty and smelly and drunk. I almost feel sorry for FangFang.
Posted by: turambar

He would have just given her the secrets if she just asked.
This was probably his only 'legitimate' score.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2026 04:42 PM (/lPRQ)

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