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Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: IC IG Michael Atkinson, an Obama holdover and former aide to Russiagate operative Mary McCord, "weaponized the whistleblower process" against Trump by 1) failing to conduct basic due diligence and 2) willfully exceeding his statutory jurisdiction by altering the whistleblower form to no longer require firsthand knowledge as a prerequisite for reporting complaints in order to facilitate fake impeachment "whistleblower" Eric Ciaramella's 2019 hearsay complaint against Trump, an ODNI investigation has found based on hundreds of newly declassified docs

"Moderate" Democrat and Deep State operative Abigail Spanberger just signed away Virginia's electoral college votes, pledging the state to cast its votes according to the national public vote. Note that this compact does not take effect until states having electoral votes totally 270 or more join it.

The Maryland Man who set fire to a multimillion dollar paper warehouse and burned it to the ground compares himself to Democrat Thrill-Killer Luigi Mangione, and he means that as a compliment to himself.

The 29-year-old man charged in connection with fires that burned down a paper products warehouse in California was allegedly motivated by anti-capitalism sentiment and compared himself to Luigi Mangione, authorities said Friday.
Chamel Abdulkarim, of Highland, California, was charged by federal authorities with arson of a building used in interstate and foreign commerce, Bill Essayli, the first assistant United States attorney, said at a news conference Friday morning.
Abdulkarim is accused of intentionally starting multiple fires at a 1.2 million-square-foot warehouse on Tuesday. The warehouse was located in Ontario, about 40 miles east of Los Angeles, and was owned by the consumer goods company Kimberly-Clark Corp.
...

There were at least 20 people at the warehouse when the fires began, authorities said, but no one has been reported injured.
,,,
The first state charge carries the special circumstance of the damage from the arson reaching more than $10.1 million, Anderson said. That charge carries a penalty of 10 years to life. An initial estimate found the paper products inside the warehouse to be worth $500 million, with the building itself worth $150 million.

...

Essayli said that in a phone call, Abdulkarim allegedly "compared himself to Luigi Mangione."

Speaking of Luigi Mangione: Creepy New Manson Girls praise Mangione as a "real life superhero" and, threateningly, declare "we have more work to do." You can imagine what they mean by "work."

AWFULs are jealous, envious, spiteful, status-craving, crab-in-a-bucket-tugging, tall-poppy-cutting lunatics:

Nancy Pelosi: None of us Democrats had any idea that the guy sending dic pics to half the female staffers on Capitol Hill was a predator.

Ten days ago, Eric Rapewell declared that all of the truth and all of the whistleblowers were about to come out against Trump, and that the FBI was colluding with China to keep him from being elected governor.

Internet detectives are comparing the beard and jawline of the man seen in the Rapewell hotel video, as well as the short stubby black Nikes the man was wearing.

They appear to be a match for Rapewell's best friend and roommate, Senator Ruben Gallego.

So…

I asked Grok if the ears and sideburns match and this is what I got.

The 2nd guy in the Swalwell photo and Ruben Gallego.

“It’s the same guy.👍” pic.twitter.com/fALuVMt63A
— C3 (@C_3C_3) April 14, 2026

He seems like the type: Short, stubby, and ignored by women until he got a little bit of power over them.

Ruben Gallego's harassing behavior towards women earned him the nickname "The Troll" in the Arizona House... https://t.co/nYLALKfvr7 pic.twitter.com/BmAntBMdEV
— Austin Kruger (@AustinKruger) April 14, 2026

Sharyl Attkisson
@SharylAttkisson
35m
Remember when the Obama FBI visited CIA chief David Petraeus and let him know they somehow knew he was having an affair?
But they also told him don't worry. They said they'd determined he didn't break any laws and they'd keep it quiet.
Then, a year later when Petraeus wasn't playing nicely with the Obama folks on the coverup regarding the Islamic terrorist nature of the Benghazi attacks, suddenly Petraeus is "outed" for his affair and forced out of office.
The timing is interesting, no?
It's almost as if power brokers in govt. collect files or "dirt" on important people, then let the people know the files or "dirt" exists to keep them in line.
Then, when and if those folks fall out of line, years old allegations and stories are leaked to the media.
And the media, as well as the target's former political allies, who would normally defend the target because of his political status... suddenly all demand resignations or whatnot and destroy the target.
It sounds like a movie plot, but we know this sort of thing happens.
Thoughts?

Far to many Democrats with positions of power within the GOP https://t.co/fwgKz6FKXj
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) April 13, 2026

A California news team finds a left-wing group, “Build a Better California,” paying homeless people $5 a signature to sign petitions for ballot measures using other people’s names. This transpired in the Tenderloin area of San Francisco. The man became violent when the reporter… pic.twitter.com/75MdhInVCM
— Doreen Linder (@DorLinder) April 13, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 14, 2026 06:32 PM (LdBR/)

2 I'll go nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 14, 2026 06:33 PM (LdBR/)

3 “Far too many Democrats with positions of power in the GOP”

Huh?

Posted by: Rep Ken King, TX HR-88 at April 14, 2026 06:34 PM (hJH5n)

4 Hey Elizabeth....

Blow it out your ass. In the nicest way possible....

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:34 PM (cGjQu)

5 What's wrong with her eyes?

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (cGjQu)

6 3 “Far too many Democrats with positions of power in the GOP”

Huh?
Posted by: Rep Ken King, TX HR-88 at April 14, 2026 06:34 PM (hJH5n)

IKR? What’s wrong with getting the Speaker’s gavel with Democrat help?

Posted by: TX Speaker of the HR Dustin Burrows at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (hJH5n)

7 I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find out so many Republicans are actually Democrats.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (YwEeS)

8 Jack Smith Claims Trump’s Justice Department Is ‘Not Normal,’ Calls for Investigation of Minneapolis ICE Shootings

Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (r9UdA)

9 4 Hey Elizabeth....

Blow it out your ass. In the nicest way possible....
Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:34 PM (cGjQu)

She sounds very nice.

For a woman with a 2x4 shoved so far up her ass you can see it in the back of her mouth.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 06:36 PM (hJH5n)

10 She looks like retarded hispanic Megyn Kelly

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 06:36 PM (vE0+H)

11 That Iron place does not wants too make any deel with Trump because they knows he be lired two our black Presdent two !@

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 14, 2026 06:36 PM (rLe+q)

12 nternet detectives are comparing the beard and jawline of the man seen in the Rapewell hotel video, as well as the short stubby black Nikes the man was wearing.

not where i thought that sentence was going

Posted by: anachronda at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

13 5 What's wrong with her eyes?
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I see that a lot with this type. SSRIs? Bad genes? Who knows.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (PrKv7)

14 Does Swalwell actually resigning mean that Gonzalez also resigned?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (4NO2D)

15 With this move in Virginia, Democrats are really eager for an all out shooting war that they cannot possibly win.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (osYBq)

16 For a woman with a 2x4 shoved so far up her ass you can see it in the back of her mouth."

That would make for some interesting dentistry.

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (cGjQu)

17 Bonsoir, tout le monde!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

18 Nancy Pelosi: None of us Democrats had any idea that the guy sending dic pics to half the female staffers on Capitol Hill was a predator.
___

Was she struck by lightning after saying this obvious lie?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (Dv3i1)

19 6 3 “Far too many Democrats with positions of power in the GOP”

Huh?
Posted by: Rep Ken King, TX HR-88 at April 14, 2026 06:34 PM (hJH5n)

IKR? What’s wrong with getting the Speaker’s gavel with Democrat help?
Posted by: TX Speaker of the HR Dustin Burrows at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (hJH5n)

I love the Democrats and loved working with them.

(Hic)

Posted by: Fmr Drinker of the House Dade Phelan at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (hJH5n)

20 Is Elizabeth's full name Irish Hose of LGF?

Kvetching about naming a crater? Go scream at the kids playing in the street lady, go touch grass, get a life.

In 1968 Apollo 8 proposed naming a mountain on the dark side of the Moon Mt. Marilyn, after Lovell's wife. It was not until 2017 the name was approved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD)

21 This just in: Democrats are evil

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:38 PM (vyuWd)

22 Kuffar Karlson says muslims are akshually more Christian than most Christians. Have I got that about right?

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (vE0+H)

23 Olivia Troye looks like one of Dr Suess's less likeable characters.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (AlhUl)

24 Dem / GOP just the same grifter class

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (LmPA0)

25 She looks like a zombie doesnt she

Olivia waa pences handler not her boss

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (bXbFr)

26 15 With this move in Virginia, Democrats are really eager for an all out shooting war that they cannot possibly win.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (osYBq)

Imagine if the election goes the way the 2024 one did. VA will suddenly cast its electoral votes for an evil Republican.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (hJH5n)

27 "Moderate" Democrat and Deep State operative Abigail Spanberger just signed away Virginia's electoral college votes, pledging the state to cast its votes according to the national public vote.
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Even as dumb a brick as KBJ would call this "unconstitutional" and toss it away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (vyuWd)

28 CBS says both Swalwell and Gonzalez have resigned from the House.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

29 23 Olivia Troye looks like one of Dr Suess's less likeable characters.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 14, 2026 06:39 PM (AlhUl)

Politics is show business for the ugly.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at April 14, 2026 06:40 PM (hJH5n)

30
I was hoping that
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: IC IG Michael Atkinson...

was going to include the word "arrested."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 06:40 PM (n7rxJ)

31 What the fark is wrong with that woman liz

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:41 PM (bXbFr)

32 Zoeken for cimbalom and ping pong balls:
youtube.com/watch?v=AyMv1LD5aLI

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 06:41 PM (N8ZBc)

33 "CBS says both Swalwell and Gonzalez have resigned from the House."

We're hiring!

Posted by: MESSNow at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

34 28 CBS says both Swalwell and Gonzalez have resigned from the House.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

Hopefully Gov Abbott is smart enough to hold off until Nov. (he did that in TX-18 after Sylvester Turner suddenly croaked in Feb last year)

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (hJH5n)

35 Since we would wind up with major Lunar features called things like "Minnie Mouse's Cervix" and "Crater-McCraterface" I have no trouble with craters named "Caroll"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (rbvCR)

36 First of all, there is no such thing as national pubic vote.

I mean, you have to hand it to democrats, when they take power, they take power and don’t pussy foot around.

There is a lesson to be learned there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (ybmra)

37 Shes a nasty slorr

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (bXbFr)

38 Okay all you members of the Horde who are Spaccenoids

How would you like to find this in the back of your closet. Carrol Armstrong found a McDivitt purse her husband Neil used on the Moon during Apollo 11.

All the artifacts were donated to the Smithsonian. This includes a tether Neil used to hold his legs up in the LM capsule to sleep and the only DAC camera from an LM to return to Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD)

39 >>>They appear to be a match for Rapewell's best friend and roommate, Senator Ruben Gallego.

This is the best bit of internetting since "He will not divide us."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (dK+Kv)

40 Off Maha Rushie sock….

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (hJH5n)

41 I was hoping that
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: IC IG Michael Atkinson...

was going to include the word "arrested."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 06:40 PM (n7rxJ)
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I keep hoping to see the word "Indicted" or "arrested" or "prison" in one of these Deep State exposes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (vyuWd)

42 Nancy Pelosi: None of us Democrats had any idea that the guy sending dic pics to half the female staffers on Capitol Hill was a predator.
___

Was she struck by lightning after saying this obvious lie?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (Dv3i1)

If that were the way it worked, you could power half of northern Virginia off her.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

43 Shitter's full! Can we stop at the next crater? I feel a 'christening' coming on...

Posted by: National Lampoon's "Lunar Vacation" at April 14, 2026 06:43 PM (xLAuA)

44 "Then, a year later when Petraeus wasn't playing nicely with the Obama folks on the coverup regarding the Islamic terrorist nature of the Benghazi attacks, suddenly Petraeus is "outed" for his affair and forced out of office."

One footnote, as I recall, Petraeus also shared confidential info (or gave access to it) with his True Romance Partner, who (iirc) was a reporter. But still, yeah, he was on "the wrong side" so got screwed.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)

45 Naming a spot on tje moon hurts no one but some fking Harpy

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

46 National pubic vote?

The Paolo will win.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (2GVsD)

47 Yeah, amending the Constitution and deleting the Electoral College requires a little more than the Virginia Legislature plus Vomitberger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (vyuWd)

48 They appear to be a match for Rapewell's best friend and roommate, Senator Ruben Gallego.

I thought we were friends. I thought we shared things. But he kept these girls to himself!

Posted by: Ruben Gallego at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (xLAuA)

49 2 I'll go nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 14, 2026 06:33 PM (LdBR/)

Sir, there are ladies present!

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (Sy6m/)

50 Imagine being the miserable shrew named Elizabeth Rose Halligan. I bet she wakes up every morning with a Leftist Rage Scanner, like a police scanner, bleeping through its lefty stations looking for phony things to be outraged about. Things that matter to no sane person. What a pathetic *****.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (qBdHI)

51 5 What's wrong with her eyes?
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I see that a lot with this type. SSRIs? Bad genes? Who knows.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 14, 2026 06:37 PM (PrKv7)

Family tree resembles a barrel cactus, would be my guess...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (nbLIj)

52 Elizabeth Rose, me sweet darlin...in the immortal words of Les Grossman:

"First, take a big step back... and literally F*CK YOUR OWN FACE!"

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (6+ehB)

53 The AWFL 's are using this as metoo in real action. Not that Swalwell doesn't deserve to be pegged until dead, but the crazies are going to take out Dem men who are and were innocent. And I don't care. The Revolution will be Incompetent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (fu3ns)

54 yeah cunt, you got no input on naming shit on the moon, deal with get. Spend a lifetime training for a mission like that, strap yourself into a rocket, possibly burn the fuck up on reentry, then...then you can flap your whore lips.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)

55 The investigation had started in may

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (bXbFr)

56

Erika Kirk cancelled her appearance for tonight at the University of Georgia because she is receiving serious threats.

Crazy people need to leave her alone.

Posted by: four seasons at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (3ek7K)

57 If you have to be enraged by every little thing you have a mental problem

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

58 Olivia Troye

What's wrong with her face?!?

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at April 14, 2026 06:46 PM (wVcYX)

59 For the low cost of 25 dollars you can buy a star and have it named after a loved one.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:46 PM (yAteE)

60 Thats not what the video suggests

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:46 PM (bXbFr)

61 Of course the media tried to direct the blame of the fake petitions to the Right ( aka the rich white guys)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 06:46 PM (V4IXI)

62 Nancy Pelosi: None of us Democrats had any idea that the guy sending dic pics to half the female staffers on Capitol Hill was a predator.

Huh, reminds me of Bob Filner, the former mayor of San Diego. During his time as mayor, sexual misconduct allegations came up, and it was said that when he was a Congressman he had been known around the Hill as "Filthy Filner". Fellow California Congessperson Pelosi, who had worked with him, suddenly didn't really know him that well at all and had never heard of any improprieties.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 14, 2026 06:46 PM (qivay)

63 Because of Social Media. the neighborhood Mrs. Kravitz is now hectoring the whole world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

64 NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:40 PM (ZVgZ4) Who is Gonzales, I thought Gallego was the Swalwell buddy? Course Gallego is in the senate and probably figures he can ride out the storm.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 14, 2026 06:47 PM (+89TD)

65 Elizabeth looks like Megan Markle. And that Olivia person doesn't look quite right to me, either.

Posted by: turambar at April 14, 2026 06:47 PM (Q0yOR)

66 About gallego (galicians are not considered smart)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:47 PM (bXbFr)

67 AWFULs are jealous, envious, spiteful, status-craving, crab-in-a-bucket-tugging, tall-poppy-cutting lunatics

We are the indiginous people of the moon. How dare you criticize our cultural naming process!

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 06:47 PM (gtcuf)

68 Nancy Pelosi: None of us Democrats had any idea that the guy sending dic pics to half the female staffers on Capitol Hill was a predator.

Pelosi's father covered up for rapey Democrats in Baltimore 60 years ago, so that tracks.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 06:47 PM (tUj8P)

69 The 29-year-old man charged in connection with fires that burned down a paper products warehouse in California was allegedly motivated by anti-capitalism sentiment and compared himself to Luigi Mangione,

--

*looks at perp*
Yeah no, you aint going on any magazine covers, bud

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 14, 2026 06:48 PM (fE6HJ)

70 >>>It sounds like a movie plot, but we know this sort of thing happens.

>>>Thoughts?

This is just what I said yesterday.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2026 06:48 PM (dK+Kv)

71 "tall-poppy-cutting"??!!??

No one does cruel quite like Ace.

Posted by: poppy webworker - what does that even mean? at April 14, 2026 06:48 PM (sRzfe)

72 Hopefully Gov Abbott is smart enough to hold off until Nov. (he did that in TX-18 after Sylvester Turner suddenly croaked in Feb last year)
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at April 14, 2026 06:42 PM (hJH5n)

Gonzales is a Republican. Brandon Herrera would, likely, win the special election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)

73
I have a plan to heal America.

First, we breed enormous spiders, the size of mammoths. Then we transport them to the moon, along with a couple of D9 dozers. We bulldoze a gigantic crater til it looks like a big dusty chaunch visible from Earth, and then have the ultraspiders weave dense cobwebs all over it.

We name it The Elizabeth Rose Halligan's Gross Pussy Memorial Crater, and then everyone can feel represented.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 06:49 PM (BI5O2)

74 The Clintons having a "file" on everyone was a big thing in the 90s

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H)

75 Olivia looks like her parents used a roller on her face as an infant.

All she needs to complete the Rachel Corrie looks is Caterpillar tread marks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD)

76 re 59: for fifty dollars you can name one of your balls after eric swalwell

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (CWTWj)

77 Meh ... about Modern Women ... and all the old, Boomer White Knights I'm getting read to stir up.

Its easy to hate you, women. Because you make it so easy. Be heard less, and seen more.

Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (6RPp+)

78 Who is Gonzales, I thought Gallego was the Swalwell buddy?

Gonzales is the creep (R-TX) who had a female staffer set herself on fire after he didn't leave his wife for her. God willing, he's being replaced by Brandon Herrera. He just has to beat Gorlock the Destroyer in the November general.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (tUj8P)

79 tall-poppy-cutting lunatics

I like it. I don't really get it. But I like it.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

80 If you have to be enraged by every little thing you have a mental problem
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

What they need to do is divide everyone over everything.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

81 58 Olivia Troye

What's wrong with her face?!?
___

That's the face you get when you are a duplicitous, double-dealing snake in the grass.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (qUkBO)

82 Elizabeth Rose appears to be a 108 on the crazy hot matrix.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (V4IXI)

83 elizabeth rose halligan is so empowered, stunning and brave, using her Naughty Words in a post to preen in. Take THAT Daddy !!! I might be a bit tongue in cheek with that last bit, but I wonder if what we have on the Left is merely a big old ball of unresolved ISSUES ! that have staggered into untreated neuroses/psychoses.

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (pDt9x)

84 I was hoping that
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: IC IG Michael Atkinson...

was going to include the word "arrested."

Get used to disappointment.

Posted by: The Man in Black (no, the other one) at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (vTZFs)

85 I pointed out that picture to my wife. She agreed with my Seuss theory, and opined that the Grinch got Cindy Lou Who knocked up.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (AlhUl)

86 73
I have a plan to heal America.

First, we breed enormous spiders, the size of mammoths. Then we transport them to the moon, along with a couple of D9 dozers. We bulldoze a gigantic crater til it looks like a big dusty chaunch visible from Earth, and then have the ultraspiders weave dense cobwebs all over it.

We name it The Elizabeth Rose Halligan's Gross Pussy Memorial Crater, and then everyone can feel represented.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 06:49 PM (BI5O2)

That deserves a hand; nice pimp hand smackdown. 5 star comment.

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (6+ehB)

87 I will name the next feral hog I see after swalwell.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (yAteE)

88
The IAU is the one that officially approves name. They will likely approve Crater Carroll from what I'm reading, and pretty quickly, by the end of May, but somebody could throw a monkey wrench in it.

The reason "Mt. Marilyn" took so long was it violated some naming conventions (but they can overrule those if they want to), a big one being no names after living persons.

When the finally approved it, Marilyn Lovell was still alive, but they approved it under some "historical importance" rationale.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (w6EFb)

89 re 81L she is kind of odd looking

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (CWTWj)

90 Olivia Troye’s eyes have a slant that makes her look mean. You see this sometimes in anime characters who are mistakenly thought to be scary because their eyes slant that way, regardless of their true nature. Possibly more common in Japan than in the USA?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

91
Long and thin gets it in.

Short and stubby for the tubbies.

Posted by: Ruben Gallego at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (wVcYX)

92 You say there's cheating going on in the moral Paradise of California? I sharn't believe it.

I just sharn't.

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (lCppi)

93 82 Elizabeth Rose appears to be a 108 on the crazy hot matrix.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (V4IXI)

Maybe, but can you imagine trudging home every day to that Attitude?

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (pDt9x)

94 The NPV has a clause that each state will only go by the Popular Vote if it's for a Democrat.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (vE0+H)

95 That's the face you get when you are a duplicitous, double-dealing snake in the grass.

That's the face Pence's wife wasn't concerned about him being in the room alone with.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (vTZFs)

96 Olivia Troye should lay off the botox for a few months.

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (lCppi)

97 AWFLs subjugated an entire nation during covid. They became addicted to that power. When covid was taken away from them, they found other ways to get their sick, twisted fixes.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (gtcuf)

98 They appear to be a match for Rapewell's best friend and roommate, Senator Ruben Gallego.

==

THE PLOT THICKENS!!

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (GD0B3)

99 Pelosi is shocked and disbelieving to have heard about JFK committing sexual improprieties.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (AlhUl)

100 I am shocked, shocked that there is *checks notes* sexual harrassment going on here!!!

Posted by: Captain Renault in the rebooted movie at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (PiwSw)

101 will name the next feral hog I see after swalwell.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (yAteE)

Already got a name, bitch

Posted by: Lena DunHam at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

102 Yeah, amending the Constitution and deleting the Electoral College requires a little more than the Virginia Legislature plus Vomitberger.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:44 PM (vyuWd)

Don't be so sure. Here's what the Constitution says about the Electoral College:

"Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector." -- Article II, Section 1.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (ExV1e)

103 Elizabeth should contact that company that will name a star after oneself, for a certain cost. That's better than some puny spot on a backwater moon.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2026 06:54 PM (5yDGQ)

104 58 Olivia Troye

What's wrong with her face?!?
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at April 14, 2026 06:46 PM (wVcYX)

Ugly goes clean to the bone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:54 PM (DwqWV)

105 yeah cunt, you got no input on naming shit on the moon, deal with get. Spend a lifetime training for a mission like that, strap yourself into a rocket, possibly burn the fuck up on reentry, then...then you can flap your whore lips.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)

Good sir your eloquence outshines even my own.

Posted by: Marcus Tullius Cicero at April 14, 2026 06:54 PM (TbWk/)

106 So we ALL do what Virginia wants to do. Thunderdome!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 06:54 PM (pDt9x)

107

"Abigail Spanberger"

What an utter cunt name that is...you could see the contempt and disdain she had for the black chick DARING to ask her questions directly.

When they call others fascists they are the fascists, always holds. Just as Chimpface Smallwell accused others of banging underage chicks, he was doing it.

These people are all a menace.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (et1vG)

108 NemoMeImpuneLacessit

The slanted and thin eyes are often used to depict crafty or even duplicitous characters, invoking the sometimes malicious but always mischievous nature of kitsune. But some character designers will use such eyes to throw off the audience because of those usual connotations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD)

109 I think the fact that she worked for Mike Pence may say more about Olivia Troye than the set of her eyes 👀.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

110 What's wrong with her eyes?
Posted by: man

My first thought was, she's kinda pretty for a Democrat.

Then I saw the eyes.

That's where it starts.

Posted by: justa nother webworker - what does that even mean? at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (sRzfe)

111 you know re this olivia dame: lisa booth has slightly odd looking eyes and i'd almost kill to marry her

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (CWTWj)

112 88
The IAU is the one that officially approves name. They will likely approve Crater Carroll from what I'm reading, and pretty quickly, by the end of May, but somebody could throw a monkey wrench in it.

The reason "Mt. Marilyn" took so long was it violated some naming conventions (but they can overrule those if they want to), a big one being no names after living persons.

When the finally approved it, Marilyn Lovell was still alive, but they approved it under some "historical importance" rationale.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (w6EFb)

Fuck that. We have a “Sea of Moscow” on the far side because the IAU decided Moscow was a state of mind. Utter bullshit.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (hJH5n)

113 Gallego, where were you on the night of the hooker video?? Hey, here is an idea, find the hooker, give her immunity, and ask her!

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

114 this just in: france has surrendered

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (CWTWj)

115 Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (tUj8P)

Was it Gonzales's fault the mistress was crazy? I mean what if Paxton's mistress set herself on fire?

I don't personally like anyone cheating on their spouse but it's an all too common occurrence it seems.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 06:56 PM (V4IXI)

116 87 I will name the next feral hog I see after swalwell.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (yAteE)

Now that's just plain mean. What did that hog ever do to you?

Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:56 PM (DwqWV)

117 116 87 I will name the next feral hog I see after swalwell.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:51 PM (yAteE)

Now that's just plain mean. What did that hog ever do to you?

Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:56 PM (DwqWV)

That feral hog has uses.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (hJH5n)

118 tcn, fucker tore up my pasture.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (yAteE)

119 Gallego's shoes look like a children's size. I'm biased though, my feet are actually 12 inches. Suck it, metric system!

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (tUj8P)

120 I don't personally like anyone cheating on their spouse but it's an all too common occurrence it seems.

There's strong evidence that Gonzales pressured her into it. That's a problem.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (vTZFs)

121 I don't personally like anyone cheating on their spouse but it's an all too common occurrence it seems.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 06:56 PM (V4IXI)

I just want to ask the cheaters two questions.

1. Did you or did you not say "til death do us part?"

2. Are you dead?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (DwqWV)

122 When they call others fascists they are the fascists, always holds. Just as Chimpface Smallwell accused others of banging underage chicks, he was doing it.

These people are all a menace.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 14, 2026 06:55 PM (et1vG)

I was out of the loop. Did this come out today?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)

123 Why do astronauts get to name craters on the Moon? Is it because they are the first discoverers? It doesn’t have to go through some astronomical naming committee? How does it work?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 06:58 PM (ZVgZ4)

124 Who is supposed to name shit on the Moon, Moonians? Moonies? Alice Kramden? The Great Gazoo?

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 14, 2026 06:58 PM (cNW6Y)

125 yeah cunt, you got no input on naming shit on the moon, deal with get. Spend a lifetime training for a mission like that, strap yourself into a rocket, possibly burn the fuck up on reentry, then...then you can flap your whore lips.
Posted by: Berserker

We only had to put up with her for the time it took to read that tweet.

She has to live with herself 24/7/365. I can think of no better punishment for her behavior.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (VHUov)

126 Olivia Voldemort.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (0aYVJ)

127 118 tcn, fucker tore up my pasture.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (yAteE)

Fair enough. Maybe just 30-30 it instead of insulting it? Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (DwqWV)

128 Don't be so sure. Here's what the Constitution says about the Electoral College:

"Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector." -- Article II, Section 1.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:53 PM (ExV1e)

No it doesn’t.

Posted by: Supreme Court of the United States at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (hJH5n)

129 "Olivia Troye, former aide to Vice President Mike Pence, files to run in Virginia’s 7th congressional district as a Democrat."

*looks at accompanying pic*

Tell me that aliens have infiltrated our government without telling me...

Posted by: Croaker at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (AUB4U)

130 124 Who is supposed to name shit on the Moon, Moonians? Moonies?

According to Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it's The Mooninites.

They're not too bright. Probably from smoking all that moonijuana.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf)

131 What's wrong with her eyes?
Posted by: man

------------

The lizard is showing.

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (cNW6Y)

132 keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (CWTWj)

133 Read Publius' #88 on how it is supposed to be when naming stuff on the Moon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

134 I'm a little Ruben,
Short and Stout.

Here is my wiener;
please sit on my snout.

If you will not please me,
Have no doubt:

Just drink your drink
and you'll pass out.

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi)

135 124 Who is supposed to name shit on the Moon, Moonians? Moonies? Alice Kramden? The Great Gazoo?
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 14, 2026 06:58 PM (cNW6Y)

Alice WAS there first, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 07:00 PM (DwqWV)

136 Was it Gonzales's fault the mistress was crazy? I mean what if Paxton's mistress set herself on fire?

I tend to agree with the not-uncommon number of people who note that even real crazies rarely MAID by setting themselves on fire, and it's even more unheard of for women. So maybe she had some help becoming the Human Torch?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 07:00 PM (tUj8P)

137 Wild boar hunting! Sport of Kings!

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 07:00 PM (GD0B3)

138 Gallego's shoes look like a children's size. I'm biased though, my feet are actually 12 inches. Suck it, metric system!
Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (tUj8P)

You mean your foot is a foot?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ZVgZ4)

139 Time for dinner, ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

140 Why do astronauts get to name craters on the Moon? Is it because they are the first discoverers? It doesn’t have to go through some astronomical naming committee? How does it work?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I think that's it.

But they only named it from orbit, so it can be renamed. I think final naming rights go to the first astronaut to stand on the rim and take a whiz into the crater.

I assume female astronauts could do that in 1/6th-G gravity.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (VHUov)

141 Oh well such a pity.
Baby Jessica,’ Who Was Rescued from a Well In 1987, Arrested at 40 After Domestic Disturbance

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (VPPG8)

142 118 tcn, fucker tore up my pasture.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (

Yeah, but you might get something from that hog.

Swalwell? Nothin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)

143 124 Who is supposed to name shit on the Moon, Moonians? Moonies?

According to Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it's The Mooninites.

They're not too bright. Probably from smoking all that moonijuana.
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf)

I thought is was the Cat Women on the Moon?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (wVcYX)

144 *looks around*

Apparently nobody is cleaning my house. I should probably do something about that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (DwqWV)

145 A new disease.

The New York Times
@nytimes
In @nytopinion
President Trump’s misplaced obsession with Pope Leo XIV reveals “a misunderstanding of his role as the spiritual leader of more than a billion Catholics worldwide — call it pope derangement syndrome,” writes James V. Grimaldi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7)

146 Case of Don't Sick your Dick in Crazy

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

147 I'm a little Ruben,
Short and Stout.

Here is my wiener;
please sit on my snout.

If you will not please me,
Have no doubt:

Just drink your drink
and you'll pass out.
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi)

Nice one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2026 07:02 PM (wVcYX)

148 Hmmm. Virginia is getting well and truly fucked, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2026 07:03 PM (bss/y)

149 79 tall-poppy-cutting lunatics

I like it. I don't really get it. But I like it.
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

It's a manual agriculture thing; for crops that are simply scythed, harvesting is a leveling process, so it's a classic commie metaphor. Even in business, we have an equivalent for large organizations, "The nail that sticks out gets hammered down." In Red China, there is a "laying down" movement sort of equivalent to MGTOW, but more about there being no point in striving since the tall leeks get cut down. (I didn't know they were so big on leeks, but that's the metaphor they use.)

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 07:03 PM (Sy6m/)

150 Good sir your eloquence outshines even my own.

Posted by: Marcus Tullius Cicero at April 14, 2026 06:54 PM (TbWk/)

I usually keep a leash on the dogs of war, but sometimes you just gotta cry havoc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 07:03 PM (snZF9)

151 Maybe, but can you imagine trudging home every day to that Attitude?
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2026 06:52 PM (pDt9x)

I can't imagine myself married to a 7 10 much less a 10 8. Anything over a 6 is a nightmare no matter how hot.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 07:04 PM (V4IXI)

152 Don't be so sure. Here's what the Constitution says about the Electoral College:

"Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector." -- Article II, Section 1.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
========
Compacts between states MUST be approved prior to its existence by Congressional legislation. Hasn't happened. Article I, Sec 10, Clause 3

"No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay."

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

153 >> It doesn’t have to go through some astronomical naming committee? How does it work?

IAU is what officially decides naming of astronomical bodies and features on them. It's a big international bureaucratic thing, and you've got all the international politics and shit involved.

I see they've put some DEI shit in the rules too, now.

The discoverers and astronauts do get priority to propose names, but it's some IAU committee that gives final approval.

The propose Crater Carroll has been known for a while (far side surveys by the lunar orbiters), it just wasn't named.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 07:04 PM (w6EFb)

154 "Olivia Troye, former aide to Vice President Mike Pence, files to run in Virginia’s 7th congressional district as a Democrat."

*looks at accompanying pic*

Tell me that aliens have infiltrated our government without telling me...
Posted by: Croaker at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (AUB4U)

What kind of alien? Mexican? Canadian? French?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

155 But did Gallego ask those two hoo-ahs if they wanted to make a Ruben sandwich?

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:05 PM (gtcuf)

156 Well, elizabethrosehalligan, when you get close enough you can name things on the moon.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 14, 2026 07:05 PM (ftFVW)

157 The New York Times
@nytimes
In @nytopinion
President Trump’s misplaced obsession with Pope Leo XIV reveals “a misunderstanding of his role as the spiritual leader of more than a billion Catholics worldwide — call it pope derangement syndrome,” writes James V. Grimaldi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7)

Nuclear Assault had that before anybody. “Hang The Pope”.

“Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed
Put the noose around his neck, and hang him 'til he's dead“

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:05 PM (hJH5n)

158 144 *looks around*

Apparently nobody is cleaning my house. I should probably do something about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 07

Yes! Get people in once every 2 weeks and you do the maintenance on between. Because you deserve this!

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 07:05 PM (p4NUW)

159 Baby Jessica,’ Who Was Rescued from a Well In 1987, Arrested at 40 After Domestic Disturbance
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (VPPG

I think she lost a hand, no?

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 07:06 PM (vE0+H)

160 Virginia is getting well and truly fucked, huh?

DOJ is already preparing to send the Commonwealth of Vagina's incoherent new gun ban (written by a Pakistani, if I remember right) to Clarence Thomas for proper consideration.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 07:07 PM (tUj8P)

161 Baby Jessica,’ Who Was Rescued from a Well In 1987, Arrested at 40 After Domestic Disturbance

Well, well, well.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:07 PM (gtcuf)

162 Olivia Troye looks like she caught wind of a Swalwell shart.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 14, 2026 07:07 PM (wBaIH)

163 ace was feeding us all that Hollywood crap in order to make these last two posts all the more delicious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2026 07:07 PM (yRrl+)

164 The New York Times
@nytimes
In @nytopinion
President Trump’s misplaced obsession with Pope Leo XIV reveals “a misunderstanding of his role as the spiritual leader of more than a billion Catholics worldwide — call it pope derangement syndrome,” writes James V. Grimaldi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7)

And most of us think he's a worthless communist douchebag too, so trump called it right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 07:08 PM (snZF9)

165 That picture of Olivia Troye: Uncanny CANYON

Posted by: clarence at April 14, 2026 07:08 PM (lRNKn)

166 Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 07:00 PM (tUj8P)

I draw the line at murder . 😉

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 07:08 PM (V4IXI)

167 No it doesn’t.
Posted by: Supreme Court of the United States at April 14, 2026 06:59 PM (hJH5n)

In what case did they rule that? Cuz are you really telling me that you believe that SCOTUS wouldn't jump at the chance of putting the future of the country in the hands of the Cali fraud machine?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 07:08 PM (ExV1e)

168 Well, well, well.
Posted by: Delurker
----
**snort**
😂🤣

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:08 PM (VCgbV)

169 The cops are pumping Jessica for information.

"Water you doing beating up your husband?"

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:09 PM (gtcuf)

170 Leo is probably the biggest grifter on the planet

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 07:09 PM (yAteE)

171 Chamel Abdulkarim.

Muslim. Home grown or a foreigner...

Posted by: Eric Salwell, Sex Pest at April 14, 2026 07:09 PM (EJoEY)

172 >>>pope derangement syndrome

Yeah, that ain't sticking, dumbasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2026 07:10 PM (dK+Kv)

173 Baby Jessica,’ Who Was Rescued from a Well In 1987, Arrested at 40 After Domestic Disturbance
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass

That was '87? Now I'm surprised I actually remember that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 14, 2026 07:10 PM (ftFVW)

174 tall-poppy-cutting lunatics

I like it. I don't really get it. But I like it.
Posted by: Delurker

Leprous titled a song & album after the concept:

https://youtu.be/O8Wv26LaGEs

The spoken-word lyrics in the middle (4:20 to 6:05) are based on "The Law of Jante."

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 07:10 PM (VHUov)

175 No way would I remember the yeat, though do remember it happened

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Short, stubby, and ignored by women

The water was cold!

Posted by: George Constanza at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

177 87 I will name the next feral hog I see after swalwell.
Posted by: Ben Had

👍 How apt! 😄

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (NFX2v)

178 My Catholic spiritual leader is Big J.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)

179 "Cut the Tall Trees" was the code phrase that started the Tutsi massacre in Rwanda.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (RIvkX)

180 I wonder how many protesters will show up for Thomas's speech tomorrow evening. I wish I could go but it's an invitation only private affair. I wasn't invited, I be a little people...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (VCgbV)

181 Compacts between states MUST be approved prior to its existence by Congressional legislation. Hasn't happened. Article I, Sec 10, Clause 3

I am not a lawyer and I can confidently tell you that the argument the Democrats will make is that it isn't an inter-state compact. They just called it that. What it is is each state, independently, announcing that they'll award the EC votes to whomever wins the popular vote.

And SCOTUS will say.... "Oh, that's totally different. Proceed."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (ExV1e)

182 Baby Jessica,’ Who Was Rescued from a Well In 1987, Arrested at 40 After Domestic Disturbance
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass

That was '87? Now I'm surprised I actually remember that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 14, 2026 07:10 PM (ftFVW)

I can't believe it was that far back already.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (snZF9)

183 Here husband kept calling here baby.

Baby Jessica.

She snapped.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (V4IXI)

184 lost a toe, collected a million

Posted by: Ghost of Chicken at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (jrgJz)

185 If you want to hang the Pope, you’ll have to get past his Swiss Guards, who despite the fancy ceremonial uniform (designed by Michaelangelo) are actually quite competent at their jobs.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

186
The crater is barely visible edge-on (It's around Mare Orientale, which was some feature they were squeeing about seeing overheard in direct sunlight).

Andrew McCarthy got a close up here:

https://is.gd/E5ywBq

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb)

187 Damn, I'll take a million for a toe. Take the pinky toes. Then I can wear regular width shoes and have 2 mil to spend on them.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)

188 *looks around*

Apparently nobody is cleaning my house. I should probably do something about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 07

Yes! Get people in once every 2 weeks and you do the maintenance on between. Because you deserve this!
Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 07:05 PM

Have you considered one of those 'nude' cleaning services, where a hunky guy wearing nothing but an apron cleans your house?

Posted by: George Constanza at April 14, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

189 lost a toe, collected a million
Posted by: Ghost of Chicken

Who wants a million toes?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:14 PM (ZVgZ4)

190
Looking this up, the IAU has approved 81 astronaut named lunar features so far.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 07:15 PM (w6EFb)

191 The cops are pumping Jessica for information.

"Water you doing beating up your husband?"
Posted by: Delurker

She's been primed for this for 40 years.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 07:15 PM (VHUov)

192 Damn, I'll take a million for a toe. Take the pinky toes. Then I can wear regular width shoes and have 2 mil to spend on them.
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:13 PM

Sounds like work. A toe job, if you will.

Posted by: George Constanza at April 14, 2026 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

193 Who wants a million toes?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Quentin Tarantino?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 14, 2026 07:16 PM (ftFVW)

194 Have you considered one of those 'nude' cleaning services, where a hunky guy wearing nothing but an apron cleans your house?
Posted by: George Constanza
----

Eewwww... who want to look at some guys hairy a-hole?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:16 PM (VCgbV)

195 I am not a lawyer and I can confidently tell you that the argument the Democrats will make is that it isn't an inter-state compact. They just called it that. What it is is each state, independently, announcing that they'll award the EC votes to whomever wins the popular vote.

And SCOTUS will say.... "Oh, that's totally different. Proceed."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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And Congress can throw out their Electoral votes from those states as not cast in accordance with the Constitution. Not everything depends on Dred Justice Roberts.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

196 Eewwww... who want to look at some guys hairy a-hole?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:16 PM (VCgbV)

Did somebody call me? -- Lindsey Graham

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (ExV1e)

197 I was in an early-90s alt-rock band called The Well Babies for about a minute.

It was supposed to be a bit of double wordplay. "Well Baby Clinics" and a couple of babies that fell down wells, one of them being Jessica.

Nobody seemed to get it so we changed the name.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (gtcuf)

198 I am not a lawyer and I can confidently tell you that the argument the Democrats will make is that it isn't an inter-state compact. They just called it that. What it is is each state, independently, announcing that they'll award the EC votes to whomever wins the popular vote.

And SCOTUS will say.... "Oh, that's totally different. Proceed."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

.....but only after enough states sign on, which makes it a compact.

If they were all doing it independently already, it might be legal.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (VHUov)

199 Eewwww... who want to look at some guys hairy a-hole?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:16 PM

Waxing is not just for women, you know.

Posted by: Twinks-R-Us at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

200 Eewwww... who want to look at some guys hairy a-hole?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:16 PM (VCgbV)

Me!

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (EJoEY)

201 I really don't think anybody but leftist and progressive Catholics care about Leo and Donald taking swipes at each other. It's just the latest manufactured narrative. It will be a new thing next week in the latest episode of the "Trump derangement Sydrome" show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (Yl2Ob)

202 WTF?! That Troye broad looks more than slightly crazy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 14, 2026 07:18 PM (D6X41)

203 194 Have you considered one of those 'nude' cleaning services, where a hunky guy wearing nothing but an apron cleans your house?
Posted by: George Constanza
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Eewwww... who want to look at some guys hairy a-hole?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07

Not me, eeek.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 07:19 PM (p4NUW)

204 And Congress can throw out their Electoral votes from those states as not cast in accordance with the Constitution. Not everything depends on Dred Justice Roberts.
Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

So, just to be clear, people here are saying that we'll be saved by Congress... specifically Republicans in Congress, and the courts, doing the right thing where elections are concerned.

Cuz I must be visiting from a different timeline.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e)

205 Roofie J. Fartwell looks like a younger Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 14, 2026 07:19 PM (D6X41)

206 185 If you want to hang the Pope, you’ll have to get past his Swiss Guards, who despite the fancy ceremonial uniform (designed by Michaelangelo) are actually quite competent at their jobs.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

Killjoy.

Posted by: Danny Lilker at April 14, 2026 07:19 PM (hJH5n)

207 Holy shit, Baby Jessica looks like a tranny now.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 07:19 PM (sabhw)

208 Eewwww... who want to look at some guys hairy a-hole?
Posted by: lin-duh

Look away look away look away, Dixie Land!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

209 Troye looks like she has some chromosome issues.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 07:20 PM (IifOV)

210 And Congress can throw out their Electoral votes from those states as not cast in accordance with the Constitution. Not everything depends on Dred Justice Roberts.
Posted by: whig

Depends on who is running Congress.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:20 PM (ZVgZ4)

211 That was '87? Now I'm surprised I actually remember that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 14, 2026 07:10 PM (ftFVW)

I can't believe it was that far back already.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (snZF9)

October of that year.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)

212 I really don't think anybody but leftist and progressive Catholics care about Leo and Donald taking swipes at each other. It's just the latest manufactured narrative. It will be a new thing next week in the latest episode of the "Trump derangement Sydrome" show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 07:17 PM (Yl2Ob)

Yep!

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)

213 The waxing scene in 40 Year Old Virgin was pretty funny.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 07:21 PM (V4IXI)

214 I don't want to look at a hairless a-hole either....

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:22 PM (VCgbV)

215 "he's not my pope. Prevost and his allies drove me off of the church. Which is causing me to ponder what other stuff previous bishops have been wrong about, like the expulsion of Nestorius." Posted by: gKWVE

Or the "othering" (cancelling) of Arius.

"The Nicene Creed was adopted to resolve the Arian controversy, whose leader, Arius, a clergyman of Alexandria, "objected to Alexander's (the bishop of the time) apparent carelessness in blurring the distinction of nature between the Father and the Son by his emphasis on eternal generation".

I'd never heard of Nestorius, but the Nicene creed (imo) is where "they" voted/decided that the (only begotten) son of God Really Meant "God the Son" the third person of some "Holy Trinity".

(the trouble with doing chores between posts is I end up one or two posts late. ... oh well)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2026 07:22 PM (vbXSk)

216 You know, I don't need to know what Jessica looks like now

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

217 wonder how many protesters will show up for Thomas's speech tomorrow evening. I wish I could go but it's an invitation only private affair. I wasn't invited, I be a little people...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (VCgbV)

I'm a little people too, but somehow sneaked by. Hopefully none, but I'll report back.

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 07:22 PM (lCppi)

218 October of that year.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)

That's when I arrived at Fort Sill, Oklahoma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 07:24 PM (0aYVJ)

219 I was going to post my usual salacious unfiltered glossup but forgot how to spell sagacious.
Anyways.

Posted by: Accomack at April 14, 2026 07:24 PM (T8bqm)

220 Depends on who is running Congress.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Always has more or less. Basically if you predict one black swan event like VPA, then you cannot rule out other black swans such as Congress setting aside idiot legislation or making a Lord Protector like the English Civil War did.

All the Democrats do are ops and try to cheat by any means possible whether in the Constitution or not. Jan 6th should have taught folks that.

So ultimately it comes down to willpower for the rest of us and normies to shut down Democrat cheaters. True in 2000 in Florida, True in 2016, 2020, and 2024. And will be true in 2028 and 2032 etc. until the Democrats are dumped into the dustbin of history (or prison).

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 07:24 PM (E4rtv)

221 (I didn't know they were so big on leeks, but that's the metaphor they use.)
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 07:03 PM (Sy6m/)

They are used like green onions, they don't dig them up to cook them (like the WELSH) they chop the tops off to cook with so they can sprout more from the bulb, and you keep cutting them back for greens until they die, exhausted.

Like the non-party Chinese.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 07:24 PM (rbvCR)

222 I'm a little people too, but somehow sneaked by. Hopefully none, but I'll report back.
Posted by: LASue
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I'm green with envy...I'm sure it will be great.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:24 PM (VCgbV)

223 185 If you want to hang the Pope, you’ll have to get past his Swiss Guards, who despite the fancy ceremonial uniform (designed by Michaelangelo) are actually quite competent at their jobs.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

Well…except for that one time…

Posted by: Mehmet Ali Agca at April 14, 2026 07:25 PM (hJH5n)

224 A California news team finds a left-wing group, Build a Better California, paying homeless people $5 a signature to sign petitions for ballot measures using other people's names.

This is the kind of investigative journalism Kalifornia is trying to shut down with it's new legislation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 14, 2026 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

225 Hey, @elizabethrosehalligan, nobody would have asked you anyway. Seriously, NO ONE at the various places that name things would have even thought to ask you. ESPECIALLY since you've never even seen the place. Stupid bint.

Posted by: GWB at April 14, 2026 07:26 PM (sVMY9)

226 👉Elizabeth Rose Halligan, digital creator from Minneapolis, Minnesota, lives in Las Vegas, married to a White guy (Tony Halligan).

Medium, 'How To Become Truly Sovereign: Navigating the Neuropsychological Awakening,' Anthony Halligan
14 min read, Mar 27, 2026

Mercy!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 14, 2026 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

227 In @nytopinion
President Trump’s misplaced obsession with Pope Leo XIV reveals “a misunderstanding of his role as the spiritual leader of more than a billion Catholics worldwide — call it pope derangement syndrome,” writes James V. Grimaldi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7)

That's a lot of papal bull.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2026 07:26 PM (8ty7h)

228
WTF?! That Troye broad looks more than slightly crazy.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

She wants to "council" you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 07:28 PM (sGyB7)

229 Whoofreakinghoo!

It is GNARLY outside. Just walked down the hill to the boat

It’s 45, chunky raining sideways and blowing right in my face.

My feet got damp!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (EIbjg)

230 LOL the Pope was a Trump hater before he was Pope. Someone found his old posts.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (YwEeS)

231 A California news team finds a left-wing group, Build a Better California, paying homeless people $5 a signature to sign petitions for ballot measures using other people's names.

They do that here in Colorado with presidential election ballots. Here, hobo, sign and date this blank mail-in ballot and we'll do the rest. Here's 5 bucks.

I've seen it with my own eyes.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (gtcuf)

232 Congress is inspired by us!

Posted by: Volkskammer at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (hJH5n)

233 NOODIE CAFE TIME

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

234 Troye looks like she has some chromosome issues.
Posted by: Frank Barone

I thought Down Syndrome was an all-or-nothing thing. I didn't know you could have it just in your eyes.

Posted by: chimerism FTW at April 14, 2026 07:30 PM (VHUov)

235 I'd never heard of Nestorius, but the Nicene creed (imo) is where "they" voted/decided that the (only begotten) son of God Really Meant "God the Son" the third person of some "Holy Trinity".

(the trouble with doing chores between posts is I end up one or two posts late. ... oh well)
Posted by: illiniwek

The problem not resolved at that council was the nature of the Holy Ghost: whether he was eternally coexistant with the Father and the Son or if he emanated from the Father (I think I have that right). That led to the Great Schism of 1054 that had the Western and Eastern Churches pronouncing anathema on each other. The difference amounts to one vowel in the Greek version of the creed.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (ZVgZ4)

236 Looking this up, the IAU has approved 81 astronaut named lunar features so far.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 07:15 PM (w6EFb)

I'm waiting for the day when the Bucc-ee's Monolith becomes official.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (8ty7h)

237 I came to Virginia 1) to care for my mom and 2) it is not New York.
Mom’s ok for 87, but, Virginia is doomed.
Hopefully, the plague will forget about the eastern shore

Posted by: Accomack at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (T8bqm)

238 Redfin's market watch has a chart showing the buyer to seller dynamic.
On the nationwide scale, there is about twice as many sellers as buyers, though some markets, like New Jersey, still have an excess of buyers for available homes

https://tinyurl.com/bdea4hsr

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR)

239 178 My Catholic spiritual leader is Big J.
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)

He’s JUST all right.

Posted by: Doobie Bros at April 14, 2026 07:32 PM (hJH5n)

240
LOL the Pope was a Trump hater before he was Pope. Someone found his old posts.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (YwEeS)

____________

Considering the Vatican is kept going only by the generosity of the American faithful, His Holiness might try to tamp down the rhetoric a bit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 07:32 PM (tgvbd)

241 Yikes, how much vodka was Olivia Troye's mom pounding while she was pregnant?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 14, 2026 07:32 PM (BGygK)

242 Behind every Democrat is a sexual deviant. Rapist. Pedophile.

They're coming for your children.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 07:32 PM (Fbc0I)

243 237 I came to Virginia 1) to care for my mom and 2) it is not New York.
Mom’s ok for 87, but, Virginia is doomed.
Hopefully, the plague will forget about the eastern shore
Posted by: Accomack at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (T8bqm)

Hive off NoVA and it’s a normal state.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)

244 If you want to hang the Pope, you’ll have to get past his Swiss Guards, who despite the fancy ceremonial uniform (designed by Michaelangelo) are actually quite competent at their jobs.

Well then, my mistake. If the little Tyrant in White has a competent and eager body-guard ? I guess we serfs out to figure out when and how to shut the fuck up.

So sorry. A thousand pardons. I'll make sure and get the fish on Friday.

Posted by: Middle Finger Up at April 14, 2026 07:33 PM (bLHt/)

245 I don't want to look at a hairless a-hole either....
Posted by: lin-duh at April 14, 2026 07:22 PM

Dang.

Posted by: Mark Kelly and Jeff Bezos at April 14, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

246 I'm waiting for the day when the Bucc-ee's Monolith becomes official.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (8ty7h)

I’m waiting for the day when I will crawl away.

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM (hJH5n)

247 I just want to ask the cheaters two questions.

1. Did you or did you not say "til death do us part?"

2. Are you dead?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:57 PM (DwqWV)

I have been pondering. The ABC's of deal-breakers* are Addicts, Beaters, and Cheaters. I would personally add Drama Tornados and Emotional Abusers, since you don't have to live like that; you can have peace and dignity just by being alone. But, Cheaters stand alone as the one of the three (or five) that you can't easily tell just by taking your time and actually getting to know someone first.

I think that's why there are so many stories about cheating: as an anxiety, it's not entirely irrational, since there are people IRL who turn around after many years of marriage and suddenly betray their spouses. You can't just do your research, talking to people that know them, and talking yourself out of irrational worry; you just have to either decide to be Forever Alone, or brace against the unknown and unknowable and take the plunge.

* A long time ago, I did security to at least be working, and it was in handouts that DHS Child Welfare gave to emancipated kids that are kind of fostering themselves.

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 07:36 PM (Sy6m/)

248 LOL the Pope was a Trump hater before he was Pope. Someone found his old posts.
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (YwEeS)

Hahaha...yup. He needs to do 4 Hail Trumps and 2 Our Trumps and give up veggies on fridays for Big Macs.

Go forth and sin no more Bob.

Posted by: Pope of Greenwich Village at April 14, 2026 07:38 PM (EJoEY)

249 Gallego, did he steal those shoes from Robert DeNiro?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2026 07:38 PM (yRrl+)

250 215 "he's not my pope. Prevost and his allies drove me off of the church. Which is causing me to ponder what other stuff previous bishops have been wrong about, like the expulsion of Nestorius." Posted by: gKWVE

Or the "othering" (cancelling) of Arius.

"The Nicene Creed was adopted to resolve the Arian controversy, whose leader, Arius, a clergyman of Alexandria, "objected to Alexander's (the bishop of the time) apparent carelessness in blurring the distinction of nature between the Father and the Son by his emphasis on eternal generation".

I'd never heard of Nestorius, but the Nicene creed (imo) is where "they" voted/decided that the (only begotten) son of God Really Meant "God the Son" the third person of some "Holy Trinity".

(the trouble with doing chores between posts is I end up one or two posts late. ... oh well)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2026 07:22 PM (vbXSk)

That would make a variety of self-references such as Isaiah 59 nonsensical. There's also the issue of Jesus calling himself Yahweh.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 14, 2026 07:41 PM (okun6)

251 troye epitomizes butterface

Posted by: cherries in season at April 14, 2026 07:42 PM (ssrz1)

252 It's almost as if power brokers in govt. collect files or "dirt" on important people, then let the people know the files or "dirt" exists to keep them in line.
-----------

LBJ's bedtime reading was FBI files.
He'd telephone, Edgar, send me the file on that TJM nuisance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2026 07:47 PM (yRrl+)

253 221 (I didn't know they were so big on leeks, but that's the metaphor they use.)
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 07:03 PM (Sy6m/)

They are used like green onions, they don't dig them up to cook them (like the WELSH) they chop the tops off to cook with so they can sprout more from the bulb, and you keep cutting them back for greens until they die, exhausted.

Like the non-party Chinese.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 07:24 PM (rbvCR)

Thanks! I feel smarter now, understanding the metaphor.

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 08:25 PM (Sy6m/)

254 "That would make a variety of self-references such as Isaiah 59 nonsensical. There's also the issue of Jesus calling himself Yahweh."
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

yes, I get it. But Jesus being "wholly God and wholly Man" is nonsense. Why would God not put the word "Trinity" in the Bible if it was the essence of Christianity? The ideas of JC fully obeying his Father and actually Being God are somewhat nuanced, I suppose.

JC is the Christian's brother, who was fully dead for three days and three nights. He trusted his Father (the one true God) to raise him from the dead after he sacrificed himself (the pure lamb of God) for our sins.

That is the simple story. As to whether JC saying he "was" Yaweh or was his son (second Adam) ... it is a bit complicated I guess. There are verses where (obedient son) Jesus seem to say he was (acting in perfect harmony with his Father's demands) God ... yes, he and his Father were "one". All acknowledge that "trinity" has three parts, but there is only One God.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2026 08:28 PM (vbXSk)

255 243 237 I came to Virginia 1) to care for my mom and 2) it is not New York.
Mom’s ok for 87, but, Virginia is doomed.
Hopefully, the plague will forget about the eastern shore
Posted by: Accomack at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (T8bqm)

Hive off NoVA and it’s a normal state.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)

Make D.C. Square Again

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 08:29 PM (Sy6m/)

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