Evil Otter Hot Tub Party Cafe

Village at the foot of the Dolomites

Cute little beggar.

I support punking the media.

Earning his keep. At least he's not destroying anything (at the moment).

Woman feeds a neglected pit bull every day on her lunch break.

This is me since the weekend. Maybe it's the heat.

Orphaned baby sea lion is rescued.

Piglet who is the sole survivor from a hoarding situation is reunited with his mother.

Dumped skeletal dog who can't get nutrients because he has a huge blockage in his gut is rescued, healed, and fed a ton of food.

Dog abandoned and left in the yard of an empty house when a couple breaks up is rescued.

A cliffside path in Italy.

Another high path.

Feeding time.

In case you missed it: Albert the Camel.

This is timely:

Otter washing machine.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/kOJCFYEjdS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 14, 2026

When your day is officially over.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/xs1iaQeTHE
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 14, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

2 How was Skip able to comment before this was posted?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 14, 2026 07:30 PM (2ap+5)

3 What does a village at the foot of the Sodomites look like?

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (gtcuf)

4 Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)

5 Guess this also means I should stop watching this movie and get ready for bed

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

6 What does a village at the foot of the Sodomites look like?
Posted by: Delurker

Salty.

Posted by: Lot's wife at April 14, 2026 07:32 PM (VHUov)

7 2 How was Skip able to comment before this was posted?

Platinum membership.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:33 PM (gtcuf)

8 I am usually amazed when posting time is well before actual time.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

9
*looks over Café menu*
*throws it on greasy table in disgust*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM (tgvbd)

10 Jamie Ding the Jeopardy champ seems like a nice enough fellow (for a proud bureaucrat) but I want someone to dethrone him because there is no tension anymore. He always surges ahead and leaves the others in the dust.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM (kpS4V)

11 Those river otters will lil you into a false sense of security, and then rip your face off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM (EIbjg)

12 Another good foreign film

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Otters are evil?

Man, evil really does have no boundaries (h/t, FUCKIN SLAYER!!!}…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:36 PM (hJH5n)

14 Jasmine is purring in my lap, so her day is officially over.

Not that it ever really began...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2026 07:36 PM (gnNyN)

15 The budgie taking the reporter’s iPod earpiece: can you track them down with Bluetooth?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

16 God bless our military professionals !

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 07:38 PM (V4IXI)

17 People who abandon dogs should be dropped in the middle of the ocean.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2026 07:39 PM (viF8m)

18 A cliffside path in Italy.
Another high path.

Many years ago some friends and I were hiking one of thoe insanely high, narrow paths in Utah when we came across a panicked woman, nearly frozen with fear. Her asshole hiking companions had gone on without her, telling her to go back to the trailhead and they'd meet her there in a couple of hours. But she was too scared to move.

We had hiked half an hour getting to that point, but my friends and I did the right thing and escorted her back down to the trailhead before retracing our way back up.

Scariest trail I've ever hiked.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:39 PM (gtcuf)

19 Been watching those youtube clips of a lion running full speed at a guy only to hug him because he raised the lion since it was a cub

I was thinking how funny would it be if a lion raced towards him and he opens his arms wide for a hug only to realize its not the same lion

ok maybe that wouldnt be funny

i denounce myself

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 14, 2026 07:40 PM (REq0p)

20 "Best catapult launch narration... ever?"

Is there that much competition?

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 07:40 PM (VHUov)

21 Happy Cafe!

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 07:41 PM (p4NUW)

22 The Dolomites have a striking look from the air. It’s a unique mountain range.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07:41 PM (ZVgZ4)

23 People who abandon dogs should be dropped in the middle of the ocean.

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Thats horrible and you should take that back

they could still manage to find their way back to the shore

better to drop them in a volcano, its the only way to be sure

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 14, 2026 07:42 PM (REq0p)

24 Skip has a Time Machine and it's obvious.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 14, 2026 07:42 PM (2ap+5)

25 Skip has a Time Machine and it's obvious.
Posted by: Oglebay

If you have a time machine, remember this month's Time-Travelers' Club meeting is last Thursday.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 07:43 PM (VHUov)

26 Those river otters will lil you into a false sense of security, and then rip your face off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM

And then the surprise anal!

Posted by: The River Otters at April 14, 2026 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

27 15 The budgie taking the reporter’s iPod earpiece: can you track them down with Bluetooth?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2026 07

You can use the “find my” app on Apple devices to find one or both.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 07:44 PM (p4NUW)

28
Posted by: Lot's wife at April 14, 2026 07:32 PM

She is not named in the Bible, but is called Ado or Edith in some Jewish traditions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 07:46 PM (sGyB7)

29 better to drop them in a volcano, its the only way to be sure
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 14, 2026 07:42 PM

This.

Posted by: Xenu, Galactic Overlord at April 14, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

30 How was Skip able to comment before this was posted?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 14, 2026 07:30 PM (2ap+5)
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No questions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

31 I thought Dolomite was a Blaxploitation film?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 07:47 PM (sGyB7)

32
Lucking at these IAU approved astronaut named lunar features, we have these interesting ones:

Baby Ray and Gator Craters, named by Apollo 16, and Lara Crater from Apollo 17.

"Pete's Parking Lot", from Apollo 12, and "Tracy's Rock" from Apollo 17 did not make the cut.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 07:49 PM (w6EFb)

33 Awww. Snowflake, after a 4 hour nap upstairs is keeping my backyard free of critters.

Around 9 or 10, another nap.

I am trainable.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 07:49 PM (Sco7b)

34 Dolomite is a mountain range *and* a blaxploitation film. And a floor wax. And possibly an Australian sandwich spread.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:49 PM (gtcuf)

35
She is not named in the Bible, but is called Ado or Edith in some Jewish traditions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 07:46 PM (sGyB7)

____________

Lot called her "dingbat" frequently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 07:49 PM (tgvbd)

36 35 Lot called her "dingbat" frequently.

But she was a pillar of her community.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf)

37
"Dol-o-mite!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 07:51 PM (tgvbd)

38 Sea otters? Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 14, 2026 07:51 PM (u73oe)

39 She Who Shall Not Be Named

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 07:51 PM (RIvkX)

40
Tranquility Base is an official IAU name, although they Latinized it to "Statio Tranquillitatus".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

41 What does a village at the foot of the Sodomites look like?

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:31 PM (gtcuf)

A clone village filled with mayor petes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 07:53 PM (snZF9)

42 Lot called her "dingbat" frequently.

But she was a pillar of her community.
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf)

Salt of the earth.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)

43 Man, evil really does have no boundaries
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 07:36 PM

Thank you. It's a sleepless job, but we try.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 14, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

44 Village waiting for the landslide at the foot of the Dolomites

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all pretty until it isn't at April 14, 2026 07:57 PM (sRzfe)

45 The bird stealing the earpiece is some funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 07:58 PM (snZF9)

46 Stateless,
I love how eloquently you describe the stages by which our cats establish ownership!

Posted by: Wenda at April 14, 2026 07:58 PM (RjT0t)

47 lin-duh, if you're still around, we just wanted to let you know we found your last comment on the previous Thread quite hurtful.

Posted by: Mark Kelly and Jeff Bezos at April 14, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

48 That bird had to be pissed when that big fat worm hanging out of the guy's ear turned out to not be a big fat worm.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 07:59 PM (gtcuf)

49 "Dolomites" sounds like a race of aliens in a John Agar sci-fi movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

50 Better at the foot of the Dolomites than the Dynamites.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD)

51 Huh. Ace is betting on Carlson to be the first past the post among ConInc grifters for conversion.

I am positive a right wing conman will eventually drill that well.

I have no clue who it'll be, but I kind of doubt it'll be Carlson. His con is Christian in flavor, and he'd have to shed a lot of marks to gain a few.

I'm guessing it'll be a less popular, relatively irreligious (but not stridently atheist) political huckster, with a similar audience, who sees the light of Allah and sheds a few hundred thousand low-paying marks to convert a different few hundred thousand low-paying marks into ludicrously high-paying ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:01 PM (BI5O2)

52 Do-lo-mite!

Posted by: Jimmy JJ Walker at April 14, 2026 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

53 In other news, just submitted my taxes. Ugh. At least it is done.

What geegaw shall I reward myself with for enduring such a nuisance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

54
Village waiting for the landslide at the foot of the Dolomites

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all pretty until it isn't at April 14, 2026 07:57 PM (sRzfe)

____________

"Remember me?" - Valjont Dam

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 08:05 PM (tgvbd)

55 What geegaw shall I reward myself with for enduring such a nuisance?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

A Mercedes-Benz. Wait, nevermind, you already rewarded a twelve-toed homunculus from the Horn of Africa with one of those.

You'll just have to settle for a bag of candy corn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:07 PM (BI5O2)

56 Candy corn?

Eeww

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

57 Some onions and turnips and we can have otter stew.

Or if you prefer, parsnips.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 08:08 PM (Fbc0I)

58 Another tax season over with

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

59 What geegaw shall I reward myself with for enduring such a nuisance?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:02 PM

A 1/32 Curtiss-Wright SB2C Helldiver, of course.

Posted by: Mark Kelly and Jeff Bezos at April 14, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

60 10 Jamie Ding the Jeopardy champ seems like a nice enough fellow (for a proud bureaucrat) but I want someone to dethrone him because there is no tension anymore. He always surges ahead and leaves the others in the dust.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 14, 2026 07:34 PM (kpS4V)

Yeah. I think he might think so, too, tbh. Is it just me, or does it seem like he's trying to whiff some of those answers on purpose?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 14, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz)

61 35
She is not named in the Bible, but is called Ado or Edith in some Jewish traditions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 07:46 PM (sGyB7)

____________

Lot called her "dingbat" frequently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 07:49 PM (tgvbd)

Did Lot ever tell her to stifle herself?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 08:09 PM (DwqWV)

62 Candy Corn is a sin against G-d and man.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:09 PM (gtcuf)

63 Like a Plastic Bug, an SB2C will never arrive in my mailbox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)

64 What geegaw shall I reward myself with for enduring such a nuisance?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

Jimmy Choos.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 08:10 PM (DwqWV)

65 I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)

66 Choos, ooohhh

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 08:12 PM (2GVsD)

67 I rewarded myself with an e-bike after doing my taxes. But, I was getting a big refund.

I really love that bike. E-bikes are fuuuun!

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf)

68 Jimmy Choos.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 08:10 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Manolo Blaniks at April 14, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

69 Yeah. I think he might think so, too, tbh. Is it just me, or does it seem like he's trying to whiff some of those answers on purpose?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 14, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz)
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Yes, I thought he was tossing a few bones to the others, too.

I think he hits the buzzer first and assumes he knows the answer, and he almost always does.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 14, 2026 08:13 PM (kpS4V)

70 Oh, Anna Puma, I'm with you. Except the results were so ugly that a geegaw is alas way down the list, unless I can cover the cost by finding loose change in the sofa cushions.

However, I would like to state for the record that I filed my own taxes, federal and state, electronically. By myself. (Dusts lapel with fingernails.) Even though my husband used to tease me that the last technology change I approved of was the upgrade from the harpsichord to the piano.

Posted by: Wenda at April 14, 2026 08:14 PM (RjT0t)

71 Was Ado Annie Jewish?

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:14 PM (gtcuf)

72 I screwed up my taxes somehow. I got my biggest ever refund - $166. I've never broken $40 before. And I was mad about those refunds, too. I prefer to owe just a little.

I'm very vigilant about keeping my money out of their grubby little mitts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:17 PM (BI5O2)

73 >>>Was Ado Annie Jewish?

Posted by: Delurker

I thought Ado Annie was Cherokee like Lizzy Warren.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 08:18 PM (Fbc0I)

74
Her Majesty has a Zoom meeting right now. It never ceases to amaze me how she can have computer problems no one has ever had before. Guess who has to solve them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 08:19 PM (tgvbd)

75 44 Village waiting for the landslide at the foot of the Dolomites
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all pretty until it isn't at April 14, 2026 07:57 PM (sRzfe)

Climb a mountain, then turn around.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

76 The way Trump's no tax on OT works, they do take the taxes out all year, then you get your dough back on your tax return. So, I had no choice to let the gubmint get their mitts on it. At least I got it back.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (gtcuf)

77 Her Majesty has a Zoom meeting right now. It never ceases to amaze me how she can have computer problems no one has ever had before. Guess who has to solve them?

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Given that she's royalty, I'm going with "The Groom of the Desk."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (BI5O2)

78 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)

79 I rewarded myself with an e-bike after doing my taxes. But, I was getting a big refund.

I really love that bike. E-bikes are fuuuun!

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf)

Ironically, I got another harley.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:24 PM (snZF9)

80 78 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.

Snake Plissken will now be a non-binary girlboss of color.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:24 PM (gtcuf)

81 78 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)

Oh, great. I'm sure they'll make it appear that NY is in the grip of right wing fascism and that's why everything is a wreck. Snake Plissken will be a trans black disabled female who brings the light and joy of communism to the capitalist hell.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 14, 2026 08:24 PM (zYpTz)

82 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April
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Unless it's an all-Muppet cast, screw it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 14, 2026 08:24 PM (kpS4V)

83 Haven't watched Jeopardy since they canned Art Fleming.

Posted by: Old Man Adams at April 14, 2026 08:25 PM (oftw2)

84 hahah!

"Turkish parliament erupted in chaos after members began physically attacking each other"

Bunch of savages. who all fight like girls.

https://tinyurl.com/y4mjefbm

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 08:25 PM (GD0B3)

85 Can't ride a Harley on hike-n-bike trails, unfortunately. That would be fun though.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:25 PM (gtcuf)

86 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.

Snake Plissken will now be a non-binary girlboss of color.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:24 PM (gtcuf)

Even if not, theres a million other ways of fucking it up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM (snZF9)

87 "Moderate" Democrat and Deep State operative Abigail Spanberger just signed away Virginia's electoral college votes, pledging the state to cast its votes according to the national public vote.
=======================
Even as dumb a brick as KBJ would call this "unconstitutional" and toss it away.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
+++++++++++++++++++++++

Why even have a popular vote at all?
The vote is for the Electors and at one time that was all smoke filled room process. Some states still make it clear you are voting for a slate of Electors.

Just let the State Legislators pick the Electors.

Oh, the current Progtards are assuming that progs will always have a national popular vote and are trying to future Electors today.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM (/lPRQ)

88 >>>Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

>Soyboy Plisskin? It's going to difficult to recreate the splendor of Adrienne Barbeau's magnificent tits.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM (Fbc0I)

89 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)

Snake Plissken starts a business and gets rich, but then a Muslim commie gets elected and he has to reach the Gulf Coast before the exit taxes fleece him bald - in this race against time and CHUDs, Snake's only hope is to don a heavy coat of blackface and pretend his sacks of money came from a daylight robbery the DA ignored.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)

90 Can't ride a Harley on hike-n-bike trails, unfortunately. That would be fun though.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:25 PM (gtcuf)

No gas motor thing I'm guessing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9)

91 Hi Anna, schlepped my forms to the post-office today. I suppose the next thing will be the IRS demands your forms arrive by a deadline instead of only getting post-marked by the deadline. One year I was in the line at the post office that stayed open an extra hour for returns. It was like the procrastinators party.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 14, 2026 08:27 PM (+89TD)

92
"Turkish parliament erupted in chaos after members began physically attacking each other"

____________

Taiwan parliament would kick their asses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 08:27 PM (tgvbd)

93 No gas motor thing I'm guessing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9)

No self-propelled vehicles. Technically, if on an e-bike you have to be using pedal assist mode.

I do. Not everyone does though.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 08:29 PM (gtcuf)

94 It's going to difficult to recreate the splendor of Adrienne Barbeau's magnificent tits.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Sydney S. at April 14, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

95 Already sent in my payment in support of Somali immigrants. I mean, it has to be laundered through the IRS first, but still.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2026 08:30 PM (u73oe)

96 I'm honestly surprised Ace hasn't posted about the new sh*t Harry Potter show rumor; in addition to Severus Snoop, there are rumblings that they are casting a woman to play Voldemorte.

I have preemptively named her V*ginamorte.

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM (6+ehB)

97 >Soyboy Plisskin? It's going to difficult to recreate the splendor of Adrienne Barbeau's magnificent tits.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM (Fbc0I)

Well there's other magnificent tits out there, but would be wasted on a soy plissken. How shitty is hollywood that I can't even think of a person to step in plissken's shoes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM (snZF9)

98 so , how is the blockade going ? very well !

"President Trump's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is costing Iran $400 MILLION PER DAY, per Fox

"$13 billion a MONTH! Plus, the Iranians can only store oil for about two weeks before they have to start SHUTTING OFF wells.

The Iranians can't outlast us. The world's turning to US for energy. Over 120 empty oil tankers are on their way to the Gulf of America."

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)

99 78 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)
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WickedAI is already on it, creating this video "starring" Jeri Ryan (7 of 9):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFzCejYjwdo

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM (gnNyN)

100 Disney is laying off 1k people across the companies.

Over/under on Ace mentioning this tomorrow sometime?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 08:32 PM (0sNs1)

101 some say 435M/day

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 08:33 PM (GD0B3)

102 How shitty is hollywood that I can't even think of a person to step in plissken's shoes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM (snZF9)

You know it'll be Timotheeeeee Chalamet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:33 PM (BI5O2)

103 How shitty is hollywood that I can't even think of a person to step in plissken's shoes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM

* call us *

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at April 14, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

104
We have come to the sad conclusion that The Big Dummy just cannot figure out a treadmill. We tried him on the Jog-a-Dog in the kennel and the people treadmill in the house and he can't move his feet.

Her Majesty thinks it's at least partially because he doesn't like getting on to elevated surfaces, including grooming tables and photographer's stands. Trauma from his youth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 08:35 PM (tgvbd)

105 Snake Plissken starts a business and gets rich, but then a Muslim commie gets elected and he has to reach the Gulf Coast before the exit taxes fleece him bald - in this race against time and CHUDs, Snake's only hope is to don a heavy coat of blackface and pretend his sacks of money came from a daylight robbery the DA ignored.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)

Snake hunting a muslim mayor is the first thing I thought of, but scraped it quick, because it will never happen. It will be a trump type mayor who turned NY into a prison illegally and it will be filled with poor individuals created in god's image. You watch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:35 PM (snZF9)

106 14 Jasmine is purring in my lap, so her day is officially over.

Not that it ever really began...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2026 07:36 PM (gnNyN)

Welp, that's it. Now you can't move. No more doing things until she's done.

Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 08:35 PM (Sy6m/)

107 lol,

"Mehdi Parpanchi
@Parpanchi
21h
As the Persian saying goes, searching for "moderates" in the Islamic Republic is like searching for a snake’s armpit."

True, so true.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 08:35 PM (GD0B3)

108 Today was the best birthday ever. Mr. Scary made me breakfast. We hiked 7 miles amongst big trees. Saw a bigly roadside attraction. Mr Scary made me steak dinner. I'm sipping wine next to the lake and counting my blessings.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 08:36 PM (cS3Fw)

109 Venezuela thought they could get rich selling drugs. Oh, well
The Guyanese will do their best.

Posted by: Accomack at April 14, 2026 08:36 PM (8jVAy)

110 We have come to the sad conclusion that The Big Dummy just cannot figure out a treadmill.

===

Do you think renaming him into Big Brain will change his behavior???

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 08:37 PM (GD0B3)

111 Heh. Snake's armpit is a good one. I always liked hen's teeth, but I'll throw that in the mix.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:37 PM (BI5O2)

112
I got off on the tangent of looking up the IAU rules and conventions for naming solar system bodies and the features on them. As I figured, it's a complex thing. Different objects and classes of them have their own themes. But always, there are exceptions, and they can basically override any of the rules if they want to.

There are two broad subdivisions. The IAU's Working Group for Planetary System Nomenclature (WGPSN) handles the names of planets, their moons, and any surface features on them. The Working Group for Small Bodies Nomenclature handles the names for the minor planets, asteroids, and all that.

For the Moon, the broad theme is craters are to be named after explorers, scientists, and engineers. Mountains and mountain ranges are to be named after terrestrial mountains and ranges. That's the general convention.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 08:37 PM (w6EFb)

113 I'm sipping wine next to the lake and counting my blessings.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 08:36 PM (cS3Fw)

Lovely! Happy birthday!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 14, 2026 08:38 PM (zYpTz)

114 Karl Urban might be able to do Snake.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2026 08:38 PM (HU7yq)

115 Sooo, I see they're going to do a reboot of Escape from NY. Yeah no chance of them fucking that up, nope..no chance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)

——————-

The president will be a Trump stand in. The soy boys and girl bosses spend the majority of the movie finding themselves and exploring their feelings. They ultimately decide that the world would be better off without the president so they leave him in NYC. The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2026 08:38 PM (u73oe)

116 For the Moon, the broad theme is craters are to be named after explorers, scientists, and engineers. Mountains and mountain ranges are to be named after terrestrial mountains and ranges. That's the general convention.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 08:37 PM (w6EFb)
---
Is the Lunar version of the Ozarks/Appalachians filled with Lunar rednecks and hillbillies?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (gnNyN)

117 Turkish parliament erupted in chaos after members began physically attacking each other

Why don't they just strip down and lube up. It's Turkey.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

118
Do you think renaming him into Big Brain will change his behavior???

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 08:37 PM (GD0B3)

_____________

Every dog we've put on a treadmill figured it out in a minute or so. We have discovered the sad exception.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (tgvbd)

119 *The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.*

What about me?

Posted by: Atheism at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (2Ez/1)

120 *The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.*

What about me?

Posted by: Atheism at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (2Ez/1)

121 *The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.*

What about me?

Posted by: Atheism at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (2Ez/1)

122 Karl Urban might be able to do Snake.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2026 08:38 PM (HU7yq)
----
There would be a certain irony in Karl "I AM THE LAW!" Urban playing an anarchist in a future dystopia.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (gnNyN)

123 I'm sipping wine next to the lake and counting my blessings.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 08:36 PM (cS3Fw)

How many you did you count?

Make sure to tell me the real number down to the last decimal.

Because at least 40% of them go to a learing senter, and you better pray you don't shortchange your balloon-headed masters.

Posted by: Tom from the IRS at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (BI5O2)

124 It was like the procrastinators party.
Posted by: PaleRider

Those are fun! You get to meet new people since nobody ever gets around to sending out the invites.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (VHUov)

125 Why don't they just strip down and lube up. It's Turkey.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

*Jose Ferrer peering creepily in the doorway*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (0aYVJ)

126 Oops. Sorry.

Posted by: The Atheists at April 14, 2026 08:42 PM (2Ez/1)

127 I saw Lunar Rednecks open for the Yonder Mountain String Band at the Walmart Ampitheater...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 14, 2026 08:42 PM (zYpTz)

128
Why don't they just strip down and lube up. It's Turkey.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

___________

"Joey, have you ever been in the Turkish parliament?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 08:42 PM (tgvbd)

129 MAGA's fav Sydney Sweeney "disgusting" in Euphoria trailer as sexualized infant with pacifier in mouth

How could Ace have overlooked that cultural moment

Posted by: Paul at April 14, 2026 08:42 PM (mpio5)

130 I hope they make the whole movie with AI actors.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

131 Posted by: Atheism at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (2Ez/1)

————-

God turned that into a triple post.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2026 08:43 PM (u73oe)

132 Hate to see animals in distress like that

I always FF to the part where the dog is happy and doing dog things again

Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 08:44 PM (ZxPkt)

133 Atheism gets a triple! Somebody is trying to tell you something.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

134 119 *The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.*

What about me?
Posted by: Atheism at April 14, 2026 08:40 PM (2Ez/1)

120 *The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.*

What about me?
Posted by: Atheism at April 14, 2026 08:41 PM (2Ez/1)

121 *The movie ends with a group discussion on the merits of CrossFit and veganism.*

What about me?
Posted by: Atheism

There's the Good Lord's sense of humor. Someone tries to make an atheist joke, and winds up with a trinity.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 08:45 PM (VHUov)

135 102 How shitty is hollywood that I can't even think of a person to step in plissken's shoes.

Sure they can; it just won't be anybody the original audience can stand. What about that fat woman the played the president in that Die Hard rip off? She was throwing around 250lb stuntmen. She wouldn't even need that eye patch because only men are weak enough to lose their eyes.
And instead of rescuing the President, his dying words are to appoint her President. Rooooll credits.
I'm glad i got to see so many good movies as a youngster. We're living in the age of full f**king r*tard right now and I don't think it's going to end any time soon.

addendum:
fat woman president action movie

Answered my own question. Snake Plissken will be played by Viola Davis who STUNNED the world by actually beating up stuntmen real time in G20. (that's a lie but all these **ckers do is lie so I will too.)

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 08:45 PM (6+ehB)

136 Paul hasn't seen the dog scene.

Woof!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 08:46 PM (rbvCR)

137 How shitty is hollywood that I can't even think of a person to step in plissken's shoes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:31 PM

Chris Pratt

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 08:48 PM (V4IXI)

138 Hadrian,
I'm with Big Dummy. Cannot get into a rhythm. I have a stair stepping thingy which is okay, but treadmill? Had to sell it.

Posted by: Wenda at April 14, 2026 08:48 PM (RjT0t)

139 We just don't have anyone with John Carpenter's optimism and feel for the triumph of the human spirit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 14, 2026 08:48 PM (kpS4V)

140 Nice otter washing machine until someone farts.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2026 08:49 PM (2WIwB)

141 "MAGA's fav Sydney Sweeney "disgusting" in Euphoria trailer as sexualized infant with pacifier in mouth"

I prefer her like this. Oh soooo not work friendly btw

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/File:SSVoyeurs.jpg

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9)

142 I have preemptively named her V*ginamorte.
Posted by: Nelly

Close, but an extra syllable.

Vulvamorte.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

143 Just watched episode of American Chopper.

I had forgotten that Trump had OCC build a Trump chopper to auction for charity.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 08:50 PM (V4IXI)

144 Jokes aside, Scott Adkins or Bren Foster could sell Snake Plissken, but no American actor could.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (BI5O2)

145 And just because

Kung Fu Hustle greatest Kung Fu movie of all time.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (V4IXI)

146 Vulvamorte.
Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

Nice. Wish i had gotten there.

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (6+ehB)

147 139 We just don't have anyone with John Carpenter's optimism and feel for the triumph of the human spirit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Oh, honey . . .

Posted by: Clive Barker at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (gKWVE)

148 Big Dummy wants to touch grass being taken on real walks. Smart doggo.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (+89TD)

149 >>>I saw Lunar Rednecks open for the Yonder Mountain String Band at the Walmart Ampitheater...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

>A walmart on the moon would greatly increase the domestication of a new space station. Good for marketing and moving chinese goods. They could finance their own fleet of launches.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (Fbc0I)

150 Charlie Hunnam could also probably do a credible Snake.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2026 08:52 PM (HU7yq)

151 144 Jokes aside, Scott Adkins or Bren Foster could sell Snake Plissken, but no American actor could.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (BI5O2)

Scott Adkins f**king rocks; i don't know why he doesn't get the traction Statham has. If i thought they could do the movie right, i would love to see Adkins as Snake.

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 08:52 PM (6+ehB)

152 > How shitty is hollywood that I can't even think of a person to step in plissken's shoes.
----

Barry Pepper
he was "Ned Pepper" in Coen Bros' "True Grit"

Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 08:53 PM (ZxPkt)

153 Kung Fu Hustle greatest Kung Fu movie of all time.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (V4IXI)
---

Agreed.

I haven't really seen that many, but after witnessing the genius of "Kung Fu Hustle", I realized I didn't need to go on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 14, 2026 08:54 PM (kpS4V)

154 Charlie Hunnam could also probably do a credible Snake.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2026 08:52 PM (HU7yq)

He was in that short-lived TV show Undeclared. His buddies kept calling him Heath Ledger.

He was also very creepy in Cold Mountain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 08:55 PM (0aYVJ)

155 Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 08:55 PM (hftzA)

156 Seriously??? Ace should play Snake Plissken.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1)

157 New York will be played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2026 08:57 PM (u73oe)

158 156 Seriously??? Ace should play Snake Plissken.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

If the choice is Viola Davis and a dude in a fetish Ewok costume, yeah, I'll take the f**king bear.

Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 08:57 PM (6+ehB)

159 chris dolomite was a helluva defensive lineman

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 14, 2026 08:58 PM (Q+gd/)

160

Amazon said on Tuesday that it was buying Globalstar, a global communications company, for $10.8 billion as it aims to build out a satellite network in space.

The deal, which was for a combination of stock and cash, will help Amazon create consumer services for people to connect their devices to satellite internet capabilities. The company said it planned to use its satellites to offer voice, data and messaging services beginning in 2028.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 08:59 PM (Cqx++)

161 Hmm, maybe jason momoa as snake.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 14, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)

162 I always thought is kind of funny that Kurt Russell had an eye patch in at least two movies, the other being Captain Ron, which is a super fun movie. Mary Kay Place had it goin' on in that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 09:00 PM (0aYVJ)

163 @nicksortor
·
4h
🚨 WATCH: Nick Shirley just WENT OFF on California Democrats for pushing their "Stop Nick Shirley Act," which would essentially CRIMINALIZE investigative journalism
----

under the law, if you expose a fraud, the fraudster can claim victim status and sue for damages

and have any expose expunged from media

Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 09:00 PM (ZxPkt)

164 >>>Seriously??? Ace should play Snake Plissken.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

>After some consideration, could an ewok pull off an eye patch? I dunno. It might be tricky. The mullet and wife beater, maybe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:00 PM (Fbc0I)

165 Scott Adkins f**king rocks; i don't know why he doesn't get the traction Statham has.

----

It's a shame. Adkins is totally better on fight choreography... he's a really technical action star.

But Statham is great too. Not so much on the fight scenes, but he has a less pretty-boy look, and the gravelly voice makes acting basically unnecessary for him, lol.

Foster is the best fighter of the three - but his acting is nonexistent. Which is don't think is really an impediment to playing Plissken. You could probably coach him up in three days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:01 PM (BI5O2)

166 and have any expose expunged from media
Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2026 09:00 PM

Yeah, good luck with that one.

Posted by: The Internet at April 14, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1)

167
The mullet and wife beater, maybe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:00 PM (Fbc0I)

__________

Please. The elegant term is "Italian dinner shirt".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 09:02 PM (tgvbd)

168 First time Instagram demanded setting up an account before I would be allowed to watch a video. Oh well. Cafe is still the best. 💥

Posted by: Marmaduke at April 14, 2026 09:04 PM (NYa1P)

169 There's a British actor. Clive something. He could do Snake.

Posted by: Wenda at April 14, 2026 09:04 PM (RjT0t)

170 There's a British actor. Clive something. He could do Snake.
Posted by: Wenda at April 14, 2026 09:04 PM (RjT0t)

Clive Owen?

I like him, but he has one facial expression, quiet disdain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

171 170 Clive Owen?

I like him, but he has one facial expression, quiet disdain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 14, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

Good in Shoot-Em-Up, but I don't think he'd work for Snake,

Posted by: XTC at April 14, 2026 09:07 PM (6Uni8)

172 Foster is the best fighter of the three - but his acting is nonexistent. Which is don't think is really an impediment to playing Plissken. You could probably coach him up in three days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:01 PM (BI5O2)
---
It helps that Plissken doesn't require a whole lot of complex emotional depth. He's stoic and sarcastic. If you can master that, you've got it made.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2026 09:08 PM (gnNyN)

173 Jason Statham's fake American accent > Charlie Hunnam's fake American accent. I am drawn to Jason Statham movies. Hmmm.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:08 PM (cS3Fw)

174 I'm thinking Kanye West to play The Duke. I know he's not an actor, but he's the kind of sleaze that would fulfill the role.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:09 PM (Fbc0I)

175 Jason Statham was hilarious in the movie Spy. A surprisingly very funny movie starring Melissa McCarthy.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 09:11 PM (V4IXI)

176 173 Jason Statham's fake American accent > Charlie Hunnam's fake American accent. I am drawn to Jason Statham movies. Hmmm.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:08 PM (cS3Fw)

I'd say Statham could play Snake too, except that he's kind of become a punchline by being in any shoot-em-up that'll have him. Still, I like him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2026 09:12 PM (HU7yq)

177 I guess Momoa's technically American. But I think he's too physically large for Plissken. He's huge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:12 PM (BI5O2)

178 147 139 We just don't have anyone with John Carpenter's optimism and feel for the triumph of the human spirit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Oh, honey . . .
Posted by: Clive Barker at April 14, 2026 08:51 PM (gKWVE)

Thomas Ligotti has entered the chat

Posted by: Josephistan at April 14, 2026 09:12 PM (27pHp)

179 I'm thinking Kanye West to play The Duke. I know he's not an actor, but he's the kind of sleaze that would fulfill the role.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:09 PM (Fbc0I

Terry Crews has a monopoly on all those type roles.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 09:13 PM (V4IXI)

180 Chris Pratt only actor with star power to make a remake successful.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 09:14 PM (V4IXI)

181 >>>I guess Momoa's technically American. But I think he's too physically large for Plissken. He's huge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

>I saw him in the grocery store not to long ago, in the meat department. He's a big boy. And he was baked to the gills.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:15 PM (Fbc0I)

182 What were those tough guy ensemble movies from 2010 or so? The Expendables? Those were fun.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:15 PM (cS3Fw)

183 What were those tough guy ensemble movies from 2010 or so? The Expendables? Those were fun.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:15 PM (cS3Fw)

Just watched Rambo Last Blood again today.

Definitely the most violent killing movie I've seen. Made John Wick look like The Sound of Music.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 09:18 PM (V4IXI)

184 I guess it has to be Momoa. At least he's not a foreigner. They can work some angles to make him appear shorter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:23 PM (BI5O2)

185
Just joining the thread. Are they remaking Escape From New York, or are we?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 09:23 PM (n7rxJ)

186 Actually, I could play Snake Plisken.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 14, 2026 09:24 PM (RIvkX)

187 😂😂

"Treasury Secretary Bessent, responding to a BBC question on the risk of economic impact from the Iran war:

“I wonder what the hit to global GDP would be if a [Iranian] nuclear weapon hit London."

He fights !

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 09:24 PM (GD0B3)

188 >> Is the Lunar version of the Ozarks/Appalachians filled with Lunar rednecks and hillbillies?

The Cherokee had a legend of "Moon-eyed people", who lived in the Appalachians. They were very short and pale and "flat faced" and couldn't bear direct sunlight, and only came out a night. In the legend, the Cherokee drove them out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2026 09:25 PM (w6EFb)

189 Terry Crews has a monopoly on all those type roles.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 09:13 PM (

For damn good reason. If you need a mean-looking, ripped black dude, he's your actor. He's the black Statham.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:25 PM (BI5O2)

190 I went to a Samoan church once in SF and it was like being in Land of the Giants.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 09:25 PM (RIvkX)

191 I guess it has to be Momoa. At least he's not a foreigner. They can work some angles to make him appear shorter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

HobbitTech from the LotR movies?

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 09:26 PM (VHUov)

192 Trump Pushes Skeptical House Republicans to Pass FISA Extension: ‘It Is Extremely Important to Our Military’

Just what I want, the fed listening in on me when I'm taking a dump.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 14, 2026 09:26 PM (abIsI)

193 I went to a Samoan church once in SF and it was like being in Land of the Giants.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 09:25 PM (RIvkX)

I went to a rugby game against Samoans in Bailey, CO once. It was like being in Hell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:28 PM (BI5O2)

194 Trump approval in free fall.
Dems lead big on generic.
Hope the Js were worth it.
Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:30 PM (kHHSi)

195 Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:30 PM (kHHSi)

Worst haiku ever.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 14, 2026 09:31 PM (V4IXI)

196 >>>Trump Pushes Skeptical House Republicans to Pass FISA Extension: ‘It Is Extremely Important to Our Military’

Just what I want, the fed listening in on me when I'm taking a dump.

Posted by: Maj. Healey

>The fed can suck it, and wipe my ass. If they're so concerned about me, then once in a while it would a courtesy for them to send a hooker to my doorstep.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:33 PM (Fbc0I)

197 Bibi lied
Americans died
Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:34 PM (kHHSi)

198 Trump Pushes Skeptical House Republicans to Pass FISA Extension: ‘It Is Extremely Important to Our Military’
Just what I want, the fed listening in on me when I'm taking a dump.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

The fed can suck it, and wipe my ass. If they're so concerned about me, then once in a while it would a courtesy for them to send a hooker to my doorstep.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Such language!

When the government sends her, she's called a "honeypot," not a "hooker."

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 09:35 PM (VHUov)

199
Lick my Hebrew sack
The salty brine is bitter
Taint is sour too

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:36 PM (OXJzI)

200 Oy vey
$5 gas
Netanyahu,
Never trust his ass

Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:36 PM (kHHSi)

201 Trolls are a buzzkill
Pakistan, China who cares
Eat a bag of dicks

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:37 PM (cS3Fw)

202 I didn’t know it was beatnik poetry night! Let me grab my bongo from the closet. Be right back.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 09:37 PM (hftzA)

203 Basically everyone is too old and gay to play Snake Pliskin.

Sweeynes got Barbue tits so she’s a cinch.

And forget about anyone playing the Borgnine or Lee Van Cleef roles.

People like that don’t exist any longer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2026 09:38 PM (XV/Pl)

204 Tel Aviv
Jerusalem too
Trump was dumb
He trusted a Jew

Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:38 PM (kHHSi)

205 The nose
The sideburns
The small hat too
Be smart
Stay away from
You know who

Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:39 PM (kHHSi)

206 $5 gas? What?
Must live in a commie state.
We paid $3.50

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:41 PM (cS3Fw)

207 I didn’t know it was beatnik poetry night! Let me grab my bongo from the closet. Be right back.
Posted by: Piper

You only have one bongo? That's like owning a pant or a scissor.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 09:41 PM (VHUov)

208 I didn’t know it was beatnik poetry night! Let me grab my bongo from the closet. Be right back.
Posted by: Piper

You only have one bongo? That's like owning a pant or a scissor.
Posted by: mikeski

Empty five gallon bucket.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2026 09:43 PM (/lPRQ)

209 Happy birfday, BSM!

Posted by: JQ at April 14, 2026 09:43 PM (rdVOm)

210 Hi JQ!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 14, 2026 09:45 PM (cS3Fw)

211 Man, the city breathes smoke and sorrow,
neon signs flicker like nervous hearts,
down in the basement joint where the sax screams truth, a poet with a goatee spills java and visions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2026 09:45 PM (XV/Pl)

212 You only have one bongo? That's like owning a pant or a scissor.
Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 09:41 PM

They don’t let me have my own locker here yet, so I have to keep things light.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 09:46 PM (hftzA)

213 He types one word, freedom, then smashes the keys,the bongos pulse like a subway train dreaming, a chick in a beret laughs with no sound,
and the walls sweat jazz.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2026 09:47 PM (XV/Pl)

214 Completely off any subject. Shopping for a fluoride toothpaste Sensodyne is the most popular product. Prices vary but three 3.4oz tubes for +/- $20 is common. And they all contain a whitening agent.
Whitening teeth while making them harder seems contradictory.

Shopping on I find Colgate with the same amount of stannous fluoride priced at two 5.1oz tubes for $8. That's the better buy. (caveat, every one with stannous fluoride says whitening - sometimes, you just get fucked)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2026 09:47 PM (yRrl+)

215 Again, you can't be a retard if you're going to be a bigot.

The haiku is 5-7-5

It's five syllables
You can count seven as well
Then it's five again

You can do it, retard. Just try to spell and count and shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 09:48 PM (BI5O2)

216 >>>And forget about anyone playing the Borgnine or Lee Van Cleef roles.

People like that don’t exist any longer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

>Dolph Lundgren could be Hauk. Jack Black could be Cabbie if you put a leash on his goofy ass. Steve Buscemi could be Brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 09:53 PM (Fbc0I)

217 Personally I enjoy wielding cosmic power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 09:53 PM (RIvkX)

218 Can't stand the taste of Sensodyne, don't know how it's so popular. Colgate makes a paste for "sensitive" teeth too, and it tastes much better. I liked Aquafresh sensitive best, but it's hard to find now.

Posted by: JQ at April 14, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

219 You can do it, retard. Just try to spell and count and shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Spell and count? At the same time? I doubt she's capable.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2026 09:56 PM (VHUov)

220 Then again if I really had cosmic power there would be decent corned beef in this sh*thole town.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

221 Haiku has strict rules
Syllables are but framework
Sun bursts from within

Posted by: mindful webworker - vogon poetry rules at April 14, 2026 09:56 PM (sRzfe)

222 Treasury Secretary Bessent, responding to a BBC question on the risk of economic impact from the Iran war:

“I wonder what the hit to global GDP would be if a [Iranian] nuclear weapon hit London."

He fights !
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026

Eggggsactly The media and left (birm) its always comparing the worst case or temporary scenario under Trump with some utopian ideal of butterflies and unicorns and lots of hugs and singing.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 14, 2026 09:58 PM (lCppi)

223 If you want maximum fluoride, get 3m high fluoride toothpaste and 3m high fluoride after toothpaste gel and 3m high fluoride mouth wash.

The only way to get more fluoride is to eat pure fluoride.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

224 That catapult off the deck is wild! Love those guys! Had no idea that happened.

Also love y'all (can't see X anymore).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 14, 2026 09:59 PM (WONhk)

225 Netanyahu is one
Epstein is one too
If you are smart
You stay away from
You know who

Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 09:59 PM (kHHSi)

226
Your mother is one
Your sister is too
They aren't smart
They didn't stay away
From this well hung Jew

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 10:00 PM (BI5O2)

227 Cafe critters howl
Hark the Corgis stampeding
OverNight Thread calls

Posted by: mindful webworker - vogon poetry rules at April 14, 2026 10:01 PM (sRzfe)

228 Little hats
Big egos too
The sideburns are weird
Of the people called
You know who

Sad!

Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 10:01 PM (kHHSi)

229 >>>That catapult off the deck is wild! Love those guys! Had no idea that happened.

Also love y'all (can't see X anymore).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

>Steam driven catapult is old school. Now word is, they use electric. Hang on tight!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 14, 2026 10:03 PM (Fbc0I)

230
The ego is big
Just like your mom
But her fat ass
Will get Mossad's bomb

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 10:03 PM (BI5O2)

231 228 Little hats
Big egos too
The sideburns are weird
Of the people called
You know who

Sad!
Posted by: Le Haim at April 14, 2026 10:01 PM (kHHSi)

If this is about the short stout Ruben, I would change the reference from little hats to ugly fat sneakers.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 14, 2026 10:25 PM (lCppi)

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