The Morning Report -- 4/ 10 /26

Good morning kids. With the situation in the Strait of Hormuz still fluid let us turn our attention to the Straight-UP Whores mewling a sellout right here at home. Forget President Trump sabotaging the midterms for the GOP with the military strikes on Iran, What will destroy him and us is the political suicide bomb that guarantees our destruction in this and maybe several election cycles to come, if not permanent national and societal suicide. The GOP and dear Lord please not President Trump himself is are seriously about to revive Amnesty and worse for Illegal aliens with this so-called "DIGNITY ACT." Meh, National Death with INdignity, and it's not an Act they're putting on. At least not from the cheap seats where I'm sitting.

Despite President Donald Trump winning on the promise of “mass deportations,” a handful of spineless Republicans, alongside Democrats, are trying to push a mass amnesty act known as the DIGNIDAD Act — or, for English speakers, the DIGNITY Act.
The legislation is billed as not being amnesty, but would give millions of illegal aliens — both so-called DREAMers/DACA and non-DREAMers/DACA — a legal status. But co-sponsor Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar, R-Fla., insists it’s not amnesty, so much so that she’s screaming at people on X to “READ. THE. BILL. BEFORE. YOU. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”
So I read the bill.
And frankly, it might be worse than just amnesty

And it is. In the near term it will be the MAGA movement's death knell and in the long term as I stated it will cement imported alien cultures antithetical to any semblance of America as founded and indeed given the nature of Islam, one that seeks our submission or death on its unholy quest to conquer the world, by subsubsuming the one adversary that has until now effectively held it in check, that being the United States of America. And the word"United" is seriously in doubt in 2026 as we approach or 250th anniversary. And yet. . .

The past five years have seen a massive migration of Americans out of heavily Democratic counties and into ones where Donald Trump won majorities in each of the past three elections. That’s according to an exclusive analysis by Issues & Insights of the latest Census Bureau and election data.
Most analyses of internal migration patterns look only at state-level data. And what they show is that blue states are losing population to red states, and have been for many years.
I&I wanted to go deeper, so we used the latest Census data on migration between counties, and compared that with how these counties voted in the past three presidential elections.
What we found was that millions aren’t just moving out of blue states, but are moving out of blue counties within states.
Trump won 2,589 counties in each of the past three elections. From 2020 to 2025, those counties gained 5.4 million people due to net migration — which measures how many people move into and out of an area. The 433 counties where Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris carried the day saw a net loss of 5.43 million people.
And the 121 counties in which Trump won at least one of the past three elections saw a net gain of 29,000 people over those years.

Keep hope alive my friends, but buy firearms an ammo all the same.

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

I read the bill. And frankly, it might be worse than just amnesty.
Here Are The 8 Most Insane Things In The &"DIGNIDAD" Amnesty Bill
Naomi Wolf: Did "lockdowns" kill the world?
Is Nothing Actually Real?

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Brig. Gen. Esmail Qaani, commander of the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Quds Force, resurfaced on Thursday with a message to his forces, after an absence that led to speculation that he was killed by a U.S. or Israeli airstrike.
Iran’s Quds Force Chief Esmail Qaani Resurfaces After Disappearance Sparks Rumors
Undaunted by Iran’s claim that its ceasefire agreement was conditioned on Israel halting its operations against Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) launched another round of airstrikes in Lebanon on Thursday. Iran responded by declaring the Strait of Hormuz is once again closed to commercial traffic, but nevertheless appears willing to proceed with peace talks in Pakistan this weekend.
Israel Escalates Attacks on Lebanon as Iran Blocks Strait of Hormuz
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a short statement saying that he had instructed his cabinet to allow negotiations with Lebanon with the goal of “establishing peace relations,” according to Euro News. The move comes after Israel launched a series of devastating strikes on Hezbollah targets in Lebanon despite a temporary ceasefire in the region.
Israel Opens Talks With Lebanon After U.S. Reportedly Pressures Country To Tone Down Strikes
Iran has engaged in a sustained missile and drone bombing campaign against its Gulf neighbors since February 28, when President Donald Trump announced a military operation to eliminate Iran’s ability to threaten its neighbors. That initiative, Operation Epic Fury, resulted in the deaths of dozens of senior Iranian officials, including dictator Ali Khamenei, and the elimination of much of Iran’s military arsenal.
Saudi Arabia and Iran Hold First Talks Since War
Iran plans to impose a transit toll of $1/barrel payable in Chinese yuan or cryptocurrency, according to the Financial Times.
Iran Partially Opens Strait Of Hormuz, Admits To Placing Naval Mines
These negotiations can only occur if the ceasefire holds, which is already under question. All sides seem to agree on the broad outlines of the deal, that hostilities will pause for two weeks and the Strait of Hormuz will open during that period. But Iran now claims that the deal requires Israel to stop its campaign against Hezbollah, and Israel and the United States do not agree. If Iran’s leaders attempt to close the Strait, that will violate one of President Trump’s red lines and, presumably, restart the fighting.
...I think this presents, not only a challenge to us as it applies to negotiating some sort of a ceasefire or some terms where we can [have] a cessation of hostilities, as it were, but also presents a challenge to the Iranian people, in that the IRGC are extremely ideologically motivated and anyone, obviously, that stands against them does so at their own peril, and, yet, there are millions and millions of Iranians that are crying out for liberation that are actually applauding and supporting President Trump in what he’s trying to do. And so, there are various challenges being presented by this decimated leadership, and those that have emerged now at the top of the leadership struggle, I think, are exacerbating those problems.”
House Intel. Chair: New Iran Leaders ‘Exacerbating’ Issues
Managing the Mullahs: What a Negotiated Victory Over Iran Looks Like
A case for ending sanctions, recognizing Tehran, and turning a ceasefire into lasting U.S.–Iran normalization. (color me skeptical - jjs)
A Peace Framework for America and Iran
Size matters, as they say, and the size of the U.S. economy helps fortify it against shocks like we’re seeing in the Strait of Hormuz.
America can weather the Strait of Hormuz closure
The world avoided Iran having its own “North Korea moment” where endless diplomacy and talks took so long it gave Pyongyang time to build a nuclear bomb, and the world is safer now than it was five weeks ago, Mark Rutte said.
NATO Boss: World is ‘Absolutely’ Safer Because Trump Stopped Iran Having Its Nuclear ‘North Korea Moment’
Like General Patton, President Trump also understands how to express himself in a way that serves the dual purpose of communicating with America’s enemies and, at the same time, with the American people.
President Trump’s Double-Dirty Message to Iran
A haunting glimpse into deranged leftist hysteria on the war.
More Scared of Trump than of Iran?
Douglas MurrayA great scholar of the Islamic world — Bernard Lewis — was once asked the main difference between the Islamist and Western mind. He replied that whereas we in the West think in two-year electoral cycles — four years at most — the Islamist mind sees a decade as the very shortest measure of time. I was reminded of that comment this week as a tentative ceasefire came into effect in the Middle East. It is too early to know whether the latest ceasefire will hold. But it is early enough to know that it should not. Not if America is going to achieve any of its objectives in the region.: . . . Let us say that the Republicans do lose both Houses in November. Will a weakened administration have the free reign it does now? I doubt it. And what of 2028 onwards? Will a President Newsom or AOC show the kind of determination President Trump has demonstrated to prevent the Middle East descending into a nuclear arms race? I think we all know the answer to that. Which is why this window of time is so important.
We must crush Iran now so it can’t come back and spread terror
The White House hopes to ease gas prices further and boost the stock market while Iran tramples on international law to do so: Under the customary law of the sea, the Strait of Hormuz is an international passage that must remain free to all. Nonetheless, Trump still has significant leverage by imposing a two-week deadline to achieve a deal, or combat operations will resume at an accelerated pace. However, the regime likely has a different plan: drag out negotiations beyond the two weeks to extend the cease-fire.
Iran will try to string us along and sell us a bad deal — but businessman Trump won’t let it happen

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The 16th-century mystic Nostradamus predicted the Iran war and hinted at something even more terrifying could happen next, it's been claimed.
Five Fearless Predictions About What Happens Next in the Iran War
The “doves” on the right have spent weeks being derided as “panicans.” But their warnings: that another Middle East war would spook voters, push up prices, and hand Democrats a line of attack before the midterms have all come to pass. The polling underscores how they weren’t imagining it. But the real panicans are not the anti-war voices. The real panicans are the corporate suits who see a crisis, grab a mic, and start leveraging the war for their own greed.
The REAL Panicans Are In Corporate America. And They Should Know Better.
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
By ‘ending weaponization,’ the media mean Trump’s DOJ should do nothing about years of Democrat lawfare, until Democrats can return to do it again.
Only Prosecutions Can End Dems’ DOJ Weaponization, But Media Pretend That’s Not Obvious
The state’s labor unions are embracing far-left policies and politicians.
California Unions Prioritize Left-Wing Ideology Over Workers
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“The Dignity Act is mass amnesty and would constitute a terrible betrayal of our voters.”
Yes, the ‘DIGNIDAD Act’ Grants Amnesty; Why Do 20 GOP Lawmakers Support It?
Despite Salazar’s promise that the bill isn’t a mass amnesty program, it seems that’s exactly what the Dignity Act intends to give illegal immigrants, through the Dignity Program.
Republicans’ Attempt To Coddle Immigrants Way Worse Than You Can Imagine
Hamid is more honest than most leftists. He doesn’t argue that Muslims have a right to be in the United States because of birthright citizenship, or because they’re willing to assimilate, or because their presence benefits Americans economically or socially. He asserts that they have the right to live in the United States just cuz. Hamid is essentially arguing that residing in the United States is a human right.
Muslim Makes Perfect Case For Keeping Muslims Out Of America
The cost to provide ‘free’ healthcare to illegal aliens has skyrocketed in just a few years, burdening Colorado’s taxpayers.
Colorado Cuts Disability Payments As ‘Free’ Healthcare For Illegal Aliens Burdens Budget
Mayor Johnson sends message criminal illegals are at risk.
Illegal Immigrant Murders Sheridan Gorman, but Chicago Mayor’s Concern Is with Safety of Illegals
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
According to reports, Gandi Mohamed is the sixth member of the Mohamed family to go down in the Feeding our Future scandal, after the family was charged as part of a 47-count indictment over two years ago.
Sixth Family Member to Plead Guilty in Massive Minnesota Fraud Scandal

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
So far Trump has barely scratched the surface of the regulatory behemoth.
After Iran, Trump Needs To Bomb The Administrative State Into Submission
Democrat Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth wants a reversal on one of the best government policies in years: the glorious end to the “shoes-off” policy at TSA checkpoints.
Democrat Wants To Reverse Best Government Policy In Years
Antitrust enforcers promise to predict the future—but time and again, markets outpace their certainty, exposing the hubris at the core of aggressive regulation.
Mark Meador’s Flawed Take on Antitrust Clairvoyance
Voters in the town of Festus, Missouri, voted against four members of the town’s eight-member city council who voted to greenlight a $6 billion data center project a week prior, according to St. Louis Public Radio. Anger has been brewing in several localities across the U.S. against data center projects, with voters in a Wisconsin town overwhelmingly opting Tuesday to crack down on a proposed development.
Voters Oust Half Of Missouri City Council For Greenlighting $6,000,000,000 AI Data Center
Despite mounting hospitalizations and growing concern over flea-borne typhus, local and state leaders have largely avoided confronting Los Angeles’s worsening sanitation issues head-on.
Los Angeles Battles Record Typhus Cases as City Prepares to Host 2028 Games
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Robert Spencer: A Muslim Washington Post columnist reveals an important truth even while dissembling about Sharia.
‘Practicing Muslims Can’t Disavow Sharia Even If They Wanted To’
Arrested and finished in the UK.
Antisemitic Doctor Now Investigated for Support of Hamas

SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
Allen’s account argues the Russia hoax was not a mistake but a calculated abuse of intelligence power—one that reshaped American politics and still demands accountability.
‘Clinton Hoax, Obama Coup’ by Drew Thomas Allen: The Declassified Blueprint That Finally Exposes the Russian Memos and the Real Coup
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

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Over the last several weeks, the Trump administration has aggressively brought pro-consumer populism back to antitrust policy.
Trump’s FTC Unravels Biden’s Lawfare Legacy While Holding Big Tech to Account

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Tiny Delaware is a corporate behemoth, but the trickle that began with Elon Musk — as so many things do — is now a flood worth more than three trillion dollars in corporate value. "Since 2024, over 61 companies have left or filed to leave Delaware," Leave Delaware reported on Thursday, including "Tesla, SpaceX, Coinbase, Roblox, Dropbox, Simon Property Group, Dillard's, and Fidelity National Financial."
Elon Musk Didn’t Just Leave Delaware — He Started a Stampede

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Not only does such a threat make someone doubt their safety in a place they’ve gotten comfortable with. But it also takes hours of time from police to investigate. And that time could easily be better spent solving other crimes or apprehending suspects doing more dangerous things. But what really hurts the worst is when someone calls in bomb threats to schools. These are the least deserving places for these kinds of threats, but this week, we’ve seen not one but two different school districts hit with such threats.
Why Are Certain School Districts Suddenly Getting Hit With Robocall Bomb Threats?
“If she could talk to that man right now, this is hard for me to say and to think about, but she would say, ‘I forgive you,’ and she would ask him if he knew Jesus.”
Arrest Made in Brutal Rape, Murder of Elderly Oklahoma City Grandmother
A radical Bronx judge’s outrageous 3- to 9-year prison sentence for NYPD Sergeant Erik Duran surely qualifies as one of the worst judicial abuses ever to come out of a US courtroom. The result will be fewer cops making fewer arrests, and crime spiking. Judge Guy Mitchell slapped Duran after he found him guilty of manslaughter for having hurled a drink cooler at a scooter-fleeing drug suspect — who then fell, hit his head and died.
NYPD-hating lunatic judge’s outrageous sentence in Bronx ‘cooler cop’ case is judicial abuse
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
By removing climate-based micromanagement from everyday life, the EPA has opened the door for consumer preference and market demand to reclaim their rightful place in shaping innovation.
Zeldin’s EPA Overhaul Signals End of Federal Push for Start-Stop Engines
EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin walked onto the Heartland Institute’s climate summit on Wednesday and did something the radical left can’t tolerate: He told the truth about the climate racket. He blasted the fear merchants, defended American energy, and made it clear that the days of handing blank checks to climate zealots are over. For the left, which has treated climate alarmism like a religion, to hear that from the EPA administrator has to sting.
This Is the Best Thing You’ve Heard an EPA Administrator Say
“Carbon credits are a very particular type of asset...The scale of these crimes is owed first to brute geography...This marriage of speculative capital and loose land markets bodes ill for Brazil.”
Carbon Credits Are Destroying the Amazon
The Democrat Senate hopeful, who says he supports Texas's oil and gas industry, also joined a Greta Thunberg-inspired school walkout to ‘save our planet’ and introduced a Green New Deal-style bill mandating carbon emission reductions
Texas Democrat Senate Hopeful James Talarico Sought To Create ‘New Generation of Climate Activists’ by Mandating Climate Change Lessons (brainwashing) in Texas Schools
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“We heart ICE” flyer merits suspension while “F—k ICE” is A-OK.
CA High School Fails Hypocrisy Test
Temple Law students demand ICE off campus, although it has never been on campus yet this school year.
Temple Law Students Demand Ban on DHS Recruitment, Alerts When ICE Agents on Campus
The truth is that the overwhelming majority of student-athletes will never play professional sports.
Trump’s college sports Executive Order shows college athletes are students first
Future American security and prosperity require supporting gifted students.
Finding the Lost Einsteins
ABORTION
As abortions and taxpayer funding increased, the organization’s expenses exceeded its revenue for the first time in recent years, with a $29.3 million net loss, the 2024-2025 annual report reveals.
Planned Parenthood Lost More Money Than It Made As Taxpayer Funding, Abortions Increased
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
Other states are set to vote on amendment language clarifying that ‘only’ U.S. citizens can vote in elections.
These 4 States Already Enacted SAVE Act Look-Alikes While John Thune Does Failure Theater
Democrats love to complain about big “dark money” donors trying to influence U.S. elections. But if their concerns were actually genuine, where is their outrage about the massive wave of out-of-state money flooding Virginia to pass their deceptively worded gerrymandering amendment?
Analysis: More Than 90 Percent Of Funds Backing Dems’ Gerrymandering Scheme Come From Outside Virginia
L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN
The first lady unexpectedly issued a statement in the afternoon that was not on the official White House schedule shared with reporters.
Melania Trump Condemns ‘Lies’ Linking Her to Epstein, Urges Congress to Hold Public Hearings for Survivors
POLITICS
They understood that past presidents were presiding over America’s wreckage. Trump promised to change that, and we knew that he would keep that promise.
The Reason Americans Chose Trump
From destroying the environment with the destruction of dams, to shielding the cartel members engaging in narco-slavery, Newsom really is leaving a legacy of chaos.
Gavin Newsom: The ‘Not-So-Friend’ Of American Natives
Lloyd Billingsley:Meet Cali’s First Lady of optics and fairy tales, Jennifer Siebel Newsom.
California’s Barbie Bigot
Jennifer Siebel Newsom wasn't raised liberal.
Where Did Gavin Newsom’s Radical Wife Even Come From?
It wouldn't have anything to do with politics, now would it?
Why is Pope Leo meeting with Obama's top strategist, David Axelrod?

ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS
The IDF also eliminated three other Hamas terrorists in the same strike on Sunday.
IDF Eliminates Terrorist Who Invaded Kibbutz Nir Oz on October 7

MADURO TAKEN DOWN
Rodríguez addressed Venezuela in a roughly 30-minute broadcast during which she called for the mistakes of the past to be “corrected” and presented six proposals to “transform” and “modernize” the Venezuelan state. The Argentine outlet Infobae pointed out that her broadcast was interrupted by a power outage. According to Rodríguez, the policies seek to move toward a “sustained, prudent, and responsible” model that puts an end to inflation and “ensures the sustainability of public policies.”
Under the Bus: Venezuelan Leader Delcy Rodríguez Laments Maduro ‘Errors’ Under Socialism
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Europe bets on California’s Gavin Newsom as a strategic counterweight to the Trump agenda.
The EU Puts its Euros on Gavin
Another Conservative crosses the floor.
Canada: Carney on Cusp of Majority Government
As a sign of the times, in March, Donald Trump and Rubio hosted the Shield of the Americas summit in Doral, Fla., a gathering of 12 Latin American and Caribbean countries ready to partner with the United States on everything from mass migration to taking care of the cartels that plague our two continents, but there was an underlying tone of keeping "foreign interference" out of the hemisphere.
Tracking China in the Americas: Adiós, Amigos

HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Eliminating the 1.5 million fraudulent people who enrolled in 2025 means that coverage numbers may have actually increased.
The Real Reason Obamacare Enrollment Is Down Is Thanks To Trump’s Fraud Crackdown
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Artemis II is about much more than space.
A Divided Nation Looks to the Stars
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
The politician claimed transgender-identifying people are facing a genocide.
A New Left-Wing Brain Rot Acronym Has Appeared: MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+
Should we use a scalpel to turn boys into girls? That’s not a value judgment or a debate, because it’s just a clinical decision to be made by trained experts.
Republicans Debate The Way Democrats Want Them To

CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Preliminary federal data show fertility rates dropped to levels well below the 2.1 children per woman needed to maintain population stability without immigration.Currently, that fertility rate sits close to 1.6, a gap compounded over time. Fewer births today mean fewer workers, taxpayers, and families for tomorrow.
America’s Birthrate Hits Another Record Low With Bigger Consequences
A coma you never want to wake from.
Project Hail Mary: Science Fiction Pastiche
Pedro Pascal is back, but will audiences care? New survey offers grim prediction
More Bad News for ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’
HITHER & YON
The eight papyrus scrolls have been found along a “cache of colorful coffins of Amun chanters,” dating back to the Third Intermediate Period, which ranged from 1070 B.C. to 664 B.C. The archaeologists discovered the scrolls during an exploration in the Qurna area of Luxor’s West Bank, by the tomb of Seneb.
Archaeologists Discover 3,000-Year-Old Egyptian Scrolls
Jesus take the wheel.
Is Anyone Safe In A Car With No Driver? Jump In For Nashville’s Wildest Ride
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1 Happy Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 10, 2026 07:43 AM (/+uur)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 07:43 AM (AkEZC)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

5 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2026 07:45 AM (0N4FZ)

6 Greetings, hordelings.

Posted by: clarence at April 10, 2026 07:45 AM (H1EjZ)

7 “Dignity participants will be exempt from paying FICA taxes. However, they will be charged a separate 1% levy on their adjusted gross income,” the legislation reads.

fuck that

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 10, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)

8 rhennigantx austere religious scholar

How come this nic has no space after the r, and your other one does?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

9 Greetings and good morning, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 07:46 AM (99eI0)

10 The amnesty thing is puzzling. The RINOs are so desperate to be liked by people that despised them and ignore those of us who have been yelling that we want things fixed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 07:49 AM (99eI0)

11 If you are curious to know which GOPe House members are signed on to support the Dignidad Act JJS refers to above, here is the list:

https://tinyurl.com/20Traitors

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 07:50 AM (OjVuP)

12 Dignity smignity. Deport deport deport.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2026 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

13 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

14 NR Pax

GOPe are losing losers that want to fail. *Spit*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

15 How come this nic has no space after the r, and your other one does?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

my browser seems to remember that 1 time I put the space in

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 10, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

16 Thank you JJ. Morning everyone

I’m not worried about the Dignidad (what a stupid name) bill because there’s no way on God’s green earth it gets PDJT’s signature and frankly it’s chances of passing both chambers is minuscule. There’s a bigger chance I flap my arms and fly around the moon with Artemis…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 07:53 AM (yz/88)

17 Hamid is uncomfortable because he believes that Muslims in America shouldn’t be expected to become like other Americans.

I'm fine with you demon worshipers being uncomfortable. And I think you should go to a Muslim country and escape the horrors of islamaphobia.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 07:53 AM (99eI0)

18 Will a bill that stupid... they shoulda tried the 'ol "pass it to find out what's in it" routine.

Posted by: Nanzi Peelousy at April 10, 2026 07:53 AM (bWB2b)

19 15.3% for YOU
1% for Dingnatys

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 10, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

20 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

21 GOPe are losing losers that want to fail. *Spit*
Posted by: NaCly Dog

They think that this will help them win the Moral High Ground if they support criminals.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 07:54 AM (99eI0)

22 I’m not worried about the Dignidad (what a stupid name) bill because there’s no way on God’s green earth it gets PDJT’s signature and frankly it’s chances of passing both chambers is minuscule. There’s a bigger chance I flap my arms and fly around the moon with Artemis…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 07:53 AM (yz/8

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Perhaps its real purpose is to weaken the GOP such that we lose the House and Senate in November...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 07:54 AM (ESVrU)

23 Grok says Artemis 2 schedule today is:

Key events scheduled for today (all times EDT; subject to minor adjustments):

3:05 a.m. — Crew sleep begins (earlier in the day).
11:35 a.m. — Flight Day 10: Crew wakeup.
1:50 p.m. — Orion cabin configuration for re-entry begins.
2:53 p.m. — Return trajectory correction-3 (RTC-3) burn.
6:30 p.m. — NASA+ live coverage of the crew’s return to Earth begins.
7:33 p.m. — Orion crew module and service module separation.
7:37 p.m. — Crew module raise burn.
7:53 p.m. — Orion entry interface (atmospheric re-entry begins at ~3,000°F / ~1,650°C).
~8:07 p.m. — Splashdown in the Pacific Ocean (expected; followed by recovery by NASA and U.S. Navy teams, with the crew flown to a recovery ship).

This marks the end of the mission, which included a successful lunar flyby earlier in the week (closest approach on April 6). The spacecraft is now on its return trajectory, and the crew has been performing final checks, stowing gear, and preparing for the high-speed re-entry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 07:55 AM (jGojb)

24 Section 1516 of the Dignity Act creates a targeted student loan forgiveness program for attorneys. Lawyers who hold a Juris Doctor degree and commit to four years of full-time legal service at the bill’s proposed Humanitarian Campuses receive forgiveness of 75 percent of their federal student loans.

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 10, 2026 07:55 AM (/+uur)

25 I welcome my new overlords from places like Pakistan, India and other lovely, clean and well functioning places around the globe. Soon I can become a mullah and have those weird clothes and a beard and have my own rape gang while eating curry at 3 am which will make me shit blood for a week before heading to the Home Depot to pick up my slaves for the day.

Thank you GOP!

Posted by: Geoffrey Spineless Milquetaost III at April 10, 2026 07:55 AM (Fnt5w)

26 It's not just the unions supporting leftists

It's the realtors, the doctors, the nurses too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

27 NR Pax

When I left the GOP, I was called by a senior donation management guy. That is what I told him.

Now the GOPe wants to be the Tory party of the US.

The question is:
Can we survive flushing the GOPe and letting the Dems seize power. Are we institutionally strong enough to regain power after their coup?
MAGA voters are the true future of America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

28 Perhaps its real purpose is to weaken the GOP such that we lose the House and Senate in November...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Exactly. A ploy to demoralize the voters. So clumsy and obvious, it should be mocked then ignored.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 07:59 AM (Dv3i1)

29
Make fun of Starmer all you want, but Arab oil money has flooded Great Britain for two generations now.

A friend who worked their since the 80's told me the people who step out of Rolls Royces in London are uniformly Arabs, and the "Posh" real estate there and in the country side are owned by people from the middle east who come visit rarely.

He who pays the piper calls the tune.

Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Y8DZL)

30 The origin of the word "dignity" is elevating to a status of nobility. Just FYI

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 08:00 AM (vC6mJ)

31 I may be missing something. Has Trump given any signal that he supports this amnesty abomination?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:01 AM (fZiTB)

32

Ironically there was a German Immigrant community in Argentina called "COLONIA DIGNIDAD" where a lot of Nazis fled to, including Mengele.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2026 08:01 AM (x0n13)

33 26 It's not just the unions supporting leftists

It's the realtors, the doctors, the nurses too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 07:56 AM
++++
Not to mention the Cloggensteins from Brattleboro, Vermont.

Who will clean their toilets?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 10, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Everybody wishing to become citizens of this country should be conscripted and sent to the Straight and the Gulf for combat duty for a two year stint.

Our current war fighters should be granted an option for the same pay to pick peas and lettuce for the open market during the interim.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 08:02 AM (Fbc0I)

35 This sounds like more of the same from our friends in the Republican party.

There are plenty of senators who can't wait for this to pass. Looking at you creepy James Lankford.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

36 This is simple. Really simple.

Deport every single illegal.

I don't care if they have been here a long time

I don't care if they have family here.

I don't care if they haven't committed any further crimes outside of crossing the border (and they are all illegally on welfare anyway)

SEND THEM HOME

We don't need a path to citizenship. We need...TO SEND THEM HOME.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:02 AM (sKqQm)

37 Feliz Dignidad...no that's not right...

Posted by: Jose Feliciano at April 10, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

38 I’m not worried about the Dignidad (what a stupid name) bill because there’s no way on God’s green earth it gets PDJT’s signature

The problem is that the democrats will NEVER give up on opening our borders. They will constantly flood us with these kinds of bills until they get a democrat as President.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 08:02 AM (99eI0)

39
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2026 08:03 AM (2/MrR)

40 I looked at photos and I gotta admit, Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is kinda hot in the world of repulsive, ugly pols. Compare her, for instance, to Katie Porter. But she’s no Anna Paulina Luna…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 08:03 AM (yz/88)

41 @22

>>Perhaps its real purpose is to weaken the GOP such that we lose the House and Senate in November.

It's of a piece of Ms. Lindsey talking about oulawing all aboritons ahead of the mid terms in 2018.

The GOPe is full of dangerous lunatics and they need to be purged.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:04 AM (XV/Pl)

42 Rev. Wishbone

Robotic harvesters have replaced a lot of farm workers. But roofers and highway pavement teams ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

43 (Bloomberg) — Prime Minister Mark Carney is on the verge of a majority government in Parliament after securing another defection from the rival Conservatives — the fifth opposition lawmaker to change sides to the Liberals since the 2025 election.
===================
The Liberals are now one seat short of a Parliamentary majority, which they expect to have in hand after some special "by-elections" currently scheduled to fill 3 empty seats.

Churches burning, guns seized, the sick and inform put to death, speech curtailed, and China is Canada's new special buddy. That's the new Canada, under the Liberals.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 08:04 AM (xTwVZ)

44 A New Left-Wing Brain Rot Acronym Has Appeared:�MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+

Sane people should claim to be part of some random collection of letters. I'm SIHFIWHSNDISTS. It doesn't have to mean anything, in fact it's better if it doesn't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

45 Huck Follywood

Ah, another nation in the wake of the former Great Britain.

Go long on attractive Canadian women looking for US sugar daddies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

46 "Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar."

Any female that chooses to use the name "Elivra" has to be in possession of, and willing to publicly display two prominent assets.

Posted by: My fourteen year old self at April 10, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

47 GOP you are failing us badly. I will not vote for or in any way support any of you turncoats. You are dead to me.

Posted by: Case at April 10, 2026 08:06 AM (pvf3X)

48 My god, it's full of diamonds!

Posted by: Dave Bowman at April 10, 2026 08:07 AM (wVcYX)

49 But co-sponsor Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar, R-Fla., insists it’s not amnesty, so much so that she’s screaming at people on X to “READ. THE. BILL. BEFORE. YOU. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”

I'm asking this out of love: What was this stupid broad thinking? Did she believe that screeching at us was going to stop us from doing our own research and we'd fall into line because she has an R after her name?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 08:08 AM (99eI0)

50 I called Salazar's local office yesterday. No, they didn't pick up the phone but I was still able to leave a message.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:08 AM (yAteE)

51 5 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Don't fall for this!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at April 10, 2026 08:09 AM (oftw2)

52 @43

>>Churches burning, guns seized, the sick and inform put to death, speech curtailed, and China is Canada's new special buddy. That's the new Canada, under the Liberals.

Well, if elections are real, then this is what the Canadian people want.

Same goes for denizens of Cali, NY and the rest, this is what they want, they're lunatics, but they vote.

A lesson can be learned here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:09 AM (XV/Pl)

53 Any female that chooses to use the name "Elivra" has to be in possession of, and willing to publicly display two prominent assets.Posted by: My fourteen year old self at April 10, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

I checked. A-cup. Maybe A-minus.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 10, 2026 08:09 AM (Y1sOo)

54 This Dignidad deal (call it malicious folly) suggest to me that a bottled up fervor exists in the GOP to not only repudiate MAGA but to bury it. Look out for 2027 and who challenges Vance. And look out for Vance as well.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:10 AM (fZiTB)

55 Delcy Rodriguez promises to end inflation in Venezuela? This, I gotta see.

Posted by: Javier Milei at April 10, 2026 08:10 AM (lU5os)

56 BOING and שבת שלום ומבורך.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 10, 2026 08:10 AM (1o8D5)

57 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 10, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)

58 purged.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:04 AM (XV/Pl)

I agree. Purged.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 08:10 AM (vC6mJ)

59 It's almost like they are not listening to us.

Posted by: fd - At least I'm not that guy at April 10, 2026 08:11 AM (vFG9F)

60 Make fun of Starmer all you want, but Arab oil money has flooded Great Britain for two generations now.

A friend who worked their since the 80's told me the people who step out of Rolls Royces in London are uniformly Arabs, and the "Posh" real estate there and in the country side are owned by people from the middle east who come visit rarely.

He who pays the piper calls the tune.
Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Y8DZL)

If only someone had warned about the dangers of the love of money. They could have put it in a book. Of course, politicians risk bursting into flame if they touch that book but it would have been instructive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

61 I called Salazar's local office yesterday. No, they didn't pick up the phone but I was still able to leave a message.
Posted by: Ben Had

I have a feeling that they have been getting a LOT of abuse over this and it was just easier that way.

But she deserves it.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 08:11 AM (99eI0)

62 READ. THE. BILL. BEFORE. YOU. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”
---------

This is just what we need. Representative who nag.

And lie.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 08:11 AM (vC6mJ)

63 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (UmJ7n)

64 Salazar thinks it will turn the country into Aztlan.

But no, it will turn it into an Islamic hellhole.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (iXqHn)

65 I'm pretty sure that given a few days more some interesting details about who's supporting this "dignity" bill will emerge. Like, shadowy NGO's and non-profits run by the usual group of shit birds that dump billions into this sort of crap. And make sure it's funneled to the right people (GOP) as an "incentive" to support it.

And, no, Trump won't sign it. The supporters and moneymen are hoping for a majority that can do something about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (AkEZC)

66 I know cup sizes... 8 oz 16 oz 24 oz

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (yAteE)

67 so much so that she’s screaming at people on X to “READ. THE. BILL. BEFORE. YOU. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”

They've responded, and the results are humiliating for her. But guess what? She's not humiliated! Imagine that! She's lying even harder.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (fZiTB)

68 If there's no Dignity Canal project at the heart of the Dignity Act, then I'm agin' it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (wVcYX)

69 When Children's Hospital Los Angeles pediatrician Johanna Olsen-Kennedy found no improvement in mental health for gender-confused youth who went on puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones, she hid the results of her taxpayer-funded study for several years for fear the findings would be used to limit so-called gender-affirming care.

"Gender-referred adolescents showed significantly higher psychiatric morbidity than controls" before referral, 45.7% versus 15%, and the gap widened after referral, to 61.7% versus 14.6%, they found.

Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (loAPd)

70 Today Is Golfer's Day. ⛳️

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

71 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃 🥃

Looks like my days of social isolation are behind me. I walk with 4 different widows, all older than me. Walk, not Stalk. Although one wants to go dancing.

This is better for me than hanging with 30something bimbos, as these women can recognize the signs of a stroke and can call for help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

72 @53

>>I checked. A-cup. Maybe A-minus.

Unless you have them in your hands, judging breast size is difficult, especially if advanced bra technology is deployed.

Some pictures of her seem to indicate a modest A-Cup, other pictures a full B cusping on a C.

So further analysis is needed to determine actual cup size.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:13 AM (XV/Pl)

73 The GOP did as much to destroy the Tea Party as anyone else.

The Uniparty is real. I shudder to think where this country would be right now without Trump.

8 years of Hillary with the covid op in between. We'd probably still be in masks right now under President Kamala. (Hillary then Kamala was the original plan)

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 08:14 AM (vC6mJ)

74 I used to have a different nic

The path not taken by the UK was mapped out by PM Thatcher. They rejected making their own money, and the elites sold out to Arab money.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

75 Well, if elections are real, then this is what the Canadian people want.

Same goes for denizens of Cali, NY and the rest, this is what they want, they're lunatics, but they vote.

I'm fine with my life becoming a third world living hell as long as your life is worse. -- leftist voters

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

76 I think we owe it to Trump to vote and get as many conservatives in office as possible.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

77 Well, if elections are real, then this is what the Canadian people want.

One of the things that played out here is that for many people immigration was never the biggest issue. They voted for the politician that offered them the most free shit (TM) or said they were going to save da Erf or whatever who then was bribed to bring in mass numbers of immigrants.

Those immigrants in turn were bribed to vote for these same politicians.

This isn't standard fraud like sending in fake mail in ballots for example but it subverts the notion of democracy completely.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:15 AM (sKqQm)

78 32 oz ice tea glass season is upon us.

Big Cups!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:15 AM (wVcYX)

79 NaCly, dearest. I am sure the walking is enhanced by the scintillating conversation.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:16 AM (yAteE)

80 >>>So further analysis is needed to determine actual cup size.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:13 AM (XV/Pl)

Analyze this, pal:

https://tinyurl.com/yrjbekjs

Posted by: one hour sober at April 10, 2026 08:16 AM (Y1sOo)

81 Salty's become a playah!

*throws a cool gang sign*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

82 I'm proud to announce I'm joining the MMIWG2SLGBTQIA Movement. It stands for "male manocracy is what's going to stop leftist girls believing they're queens in America."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 08:16 AM (z8XJZ)

83 Naomi Wolf is quite a good writer and she's right that society changed for the worse during/after the lockdown.

I always knew birds weren't real, and now I believe nothing is.

Posted by: And Nothing To Get Hung About at April 10, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2)

84 Maria Salazar has been pushing this amnesty crap for years.
Most of the Republicans in the House ignore her.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

85 Former first son Hunter Biden challenged current first sons Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump on Thursday to a cage match during stops on a tour he's appearing at later this month.

Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 08:18 AM (loAPd)

86 @77

>>This isn't standard fraud like sending in fake mail in ballots for example but it subverts the notion of democracy completely.

There is nothing that can be done then, other than seperation, either real or de-facto.

We can't leave with these retards and lunatics, how can you live alongside a person who thinks a man can become a woman, or that illegal aliens are magical beings?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:18 AM (XV/Pl)

87 They've responded, and the results are humiliating for her. But guess what? She's not humiliated! Imagine that! She's lying even harder.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (fZiTB)

Members of Congress do not write bills. Lobbyists write bills and hand them to the staffers for the Members that they own. I doubt that she had clue one what was in the bill before she said that... not that she'd have been likely to oppose it if she had read it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

88 Let's see who is leading at The Masters...

Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!

Bunch of guys atop the leaderboard but no one cares about them because it's

Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!

Posted by: NBC Sports at April 10, 2026 08:18 AM (vHMud)

89 77 One of the things that played out here is that for many people immigration was never the biggest issue. They voted for the politician that offered them the most free shit (TM) or said they were going to save da Erf or whatever who then was bribed to bring in mass numbers of immigrants.

Those immigrants in turn were bribed to vote for these same politicians.

This isn't standard fraud like sending in fake mail in ballots for example but it subverts the notion of democracy completely.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:15 AM (sKqQm)

Ultimately, what Left-wing voters are voting for, first, last, and always, is Guilt-Free, Consequence-Free sex.

For those that aren't part of the inner circle, that's their primary motivator.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 08:18 AM (iXqHn)

90 My '16 Buick does not have the Auto-Stop-Start (ASS) feature. One of many many reasons why I bought it and not a '17 model, the last LaCrosse sedans. I loved the styling of the model, and I could have bought a used one for only a tiny bit more than the (also used) '16. But you cannot turn off the ASS in the '17-'19 models; there is no button or switch or setting for that. You could buy a $150 module that plugs into your car and defeats it -- but you should not have to.

The '16 has lane departure warning. I turned that off. There are other chimes and warnings, but none of them slams on the brakes, puts your car in Park, or screws with your piloting the vehicle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:19 AM (wzUl9)

91 If you haven't bothered to phone the office of any of the co- signers to this bill, your opinion counts for nothing

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:19 AM (yAteE)

92 I'm starting the FUBOGSATACS movement. I believe we have the nucleus for an active charter membership right here.

Fat Ugly Bald Old Guys Sitting Around Talking About Cup Sizes

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)

93 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

94 The size of the gray boxes is smaller than usual and the margins wider.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (wzUl9)

95 aliens who were previously deported to come back to the United States and seek relief if they would otherwise qualify under the legislation

So, it's not just amnesty, but amnesty for those who were already deported.

You can't hate these people enough.

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (feXlV)

96 The question is:
Can we survive flushing the GOPe and letting the Dems seize power. Are we institutionally strong enough to regain power after their coup?

--

No, we will never survive flushing the GOPe and giving even 10 minutes to the communist Dems to regain power. It will be over. I fervently believe they plan on cementing into place total and complete (and irrevocable) power once they are given the chance.

All we can do is chip away at the GOPe congressperson by congressperson. The other option is curtains for America. I think we all know what's coming if those foul beasts retake the levers of power.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

97 Wait until end of June for the Supreme Court to throw Illegal's baby's into the County.

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (UmJ7n)

98 I could see a cage match between Pete Hegseth and Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (loAPd)

99 San Franpsycho

Nay, my brother.

Cardiovascular fitness with pleasant, informed, company. Definitely a quality step up from the gold-diggers, who were all neither widowed nor older.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

100 Dignity Canal is essential to retrain millions of empty-headed perverts. Many of life's lessons can be learned while wielding an Ames #2 shovel.

Posted by: Ace Is the Place For The Helpful Hardware Man at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (oftw2)

101 "Former first son Hunter Biden"

Smartest guy I know. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (vFG9F)

102 Naomi Wolf is quite a good writer and she's right that society changed for the worse during/after the lockdown.

I always knew birds weren't real, and now I believe nothing is.
Posted by: And Nothing To Get Hung About at April 10, 2026

***
So the "gray look" of modern movies is a result of the world shifting? Or, wait for it, did the grayish movies *cause* the shift? You gotta wonder. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (wzUl9)

103 I, for one, welcome our new question-mark overlords.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

104 I fervently believe they plan on cementing into place total and complete (and irrevocable) power once they are given the chance.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

Swiftly and ruthlessly. The country won't know what hit it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (fZiTB)

105 “ Lord, you are my God; I will exalt you and praise your name, for in perfect faithfulness you have done wonderful things, things planned long ago.”

Isaiah 25:1

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (LLQU7)

106 Wow. That review of "Project Hail Mary" is pretty devastating. I haven't seen it yet so I don't have an opinion one way or the other yet. We may watch when it comes to streaming (and if it's free or cheap).

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (3AwA+)

107 @80

>>Analyze this, pal:

But you have this picture...

https://tinyurl.com/34hd6pnn

And this picture...

https://tinyurl.com/4ys5k4np

And this picture...

https://tinyurl.com/bdedyhu4

So how big are here jugs?

Again, unless you have them in your hands, it's hard to judge with certainty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (XV/Pl)

108 Fat Ugly Bald Old Guys Sitting Around Talking About Cup Sizes
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026

***
I'm not fat or bald, and I don't really qualify as ugly yet. Can I join?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (wzUl9)

109 >>>Some pictures of her seem to indicate a modest A-Cup, other pictures a full B cusping on a C.

So further analysis is needed to determine actual cup size.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

>When I cup those breasts in my hands, I know they are the perfect size.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (Fbc0I)

110 The size of the gray boxes is smaller than usual and the margins wider.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (wzUl9)

And that proves it didn't happen when I commented. So it's not my fault. It was like that when I got here.

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (feXlV)

111 Ultimately, what Left-wing voters are voting for, first, last, and always, is Guilt-Free, Consequence-Free sex.

I'd say for most Free Shit is the bigger draw.

But it is interesting that the primary goal of every leftwing party in the west has been bringing in immigrants not giving free shit or abortion or whatever.

Imagine going back to 2006 and asking an average leftist if you could only get only one of these changes implemented what would it be?

Right to abortion in the Constitution
Free Healthcare
Carbon taxes
Open borders

NONE of them would pick that last one. But...that's what the Dems AND the GOPe have spent their time on...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (sKqQm)

112 Watched a bit of the 1st round last evening. Only two guys I’d ever even heard of were McIlrey and Freddy Couples.

Guess I’ve been out of it longer than I thought.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (Ij7mQ)

113 I'm surprised this Salazar woman is not the size of an SUV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (wzUl9)

114 Frankly - I'm past sick of pushy ass women. Read the bill before I open my mouth ? Who does this bitch think she is ?

Posted by: Yep at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (SD7rz)

115
City of Quebec is a pleasant place to visit, and outside Toronto there's a couple old towns with connecting bike trails that are nice in the summer, Niagara Falls is much better on their side as well, but other than that, there's just fishing, and Ontario has made that expensive for Americans.

So, no more summer vacations there.

But soon, Cuban trips that Canadians can no longer afford will be available!

Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 08:24 AM (Y8DZL)

116 I fervently believe they plan on cementing into place total and complete (and irrevocable) power once they are given the chance.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 10, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

Swiftly and ruthlessly. The country won't know what hit it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (fZiTB)

Virginia writ large.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

117 Posted by: Ace Is the Place For The Helpful Hardware Man at April 10, 2026 08:21 AM (oftw2)
=====

Rheeeeeeee!

Posted by: Jennifer Seibel Newsom at April 10, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

118 NFL reporterette Dianna Rossini was captured in compromising photographs with NFL coach Mike Vrabel (they’re both married; to different people). They issued separate (bland) denials of anything untoward. Rossini tried to post something on X yesterday… a routine tweet about some boring NFL topic… as if she was not embroiled in a scandal… and the comments were merciless and hilarious. Kept me entertained for 10 minutes. People can be very funny on X

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (yz/88)

119 Okay; the boxes and margins are back to normal. Whew.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (wzUl9)

120 Salazar will be well compensated for doing this - she'll do better even if she loses her seat then she would do if she didn't pull a stunt like this.

And that's the problem. If there is always a limitless pool of money to bribe right leaning polls this sort of treason will always keep re-occurring

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (sKqQm)

121 WWAANA. Women who appreciate a nice ass

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (yAteE)

122 83 Naomi Wolf is quite a good writer and she's right that society changed for the worse during/after the lockdown.

I always knew birds weren't real, and now I believe nothing is.
Posted by: And Nothing To Get Hung About at April 10, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2)

her essay reminds me of some of the lectures about reality from a quantum dynamics physics standpoint by Richard Feynman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)

123 "A coma you never want to wake from.
Project Hail Mary: Science Fiction Pastiche"

My mom wanted to take her brother visiting from out of town to this movie thinking it was about the rosary.

After reading the synopsis it's a good thing they ended up missing it because she would have hated it.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

124 The RINOs are so desperate to be liked by people that despised them and ignore those of us who have been yelling that we want things fixed."

Sorta - but they (GOPe) know exactly who their constituents are.

And we're not them.

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)

125 So it's a boob thread?

Posted by: Just got here at April 10, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

126 You can just identify as fat and bald, Wolfus. Be careful though, it might be contagious.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 10, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

127 good morning JJ, Horde

* skims headlines *

Well, the economic weather forecast is Mad Max with a 30% chance of Road Warrior over the weekend.

* buys stock in football pad companies *

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 10, 2026 08:26 AM (DMuRG)

128 I'm asking this out of love: What was this stupid broad thinking? Did she believe that screeching at us was going to stop us from doing our own research and we'd fall into line because she has an R after her name?
Posted by: NR Pax

Seems to work pretty well for the Dems and their voters. A sizable number of Repub voters though really hate it when you insult them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 08:27 AM (Dv3i1)

129 Former first son Hunter Biden
Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 08:18 AM (loAPd)

He is second son. And always will be.
It might be why he is such a wreck.

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 08:27 AM (feXlV)

130 "NFL reporterette..."

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Megadittos at April 10, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

131 Last time I watched golf, Payne Stewart was on the leader board.
Last time I watched NASCAR, Dale Earnhardt was winning championships.

Posted by: The Cutting Edge at April 10, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

132 Listen, I'd rather talk about tits than anything else, like I could talk about tits for an entire week.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 08:28 AM (XV/Pl)

133 Every thread is a boob thread.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 08:28 AM (77rzZ)

134 "Gender-referred adolescents showed significantly higher psychiatric morbidity than controls" before referral, 45.7% versus 15%, and the gap widened after referral, to 61.7% versus 14.6%, they found.
Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 08:12 AM (loAPd)

Who would have thot that kids that may be ghey are given torture drugs and surgery are gonna kill themselves?

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 10, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

135 So it's a boob thread?
Posted by: Just got here at April 10, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

Isn’t every thread??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 08:28 AM (yz/88)

136 131 Last time I watched golf, Payne Stewart was on the leader board.
Last time I watched NASCAR, Dale Earnhardt was winning championships.
Posted by: The Cutting Edge at April 10, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

Last time I watched the NFL, Vince Ferragamo was QBing the Rams.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:29 AM (fZiTB)

137 In the old days if the boys of your tribe were turned into eunuch sex toys it was because one of the neighboring tribes conquered yours.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)

138 WWAANA. Women who appreciate a nice ass
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:25 AM (yAteE)

So that's why you liked me!
(I'm an ass, but I'm nice.)

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (feXlV)

139 I'm not fat or bald, and I don't really qualify as ugly yet. Can I join?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (wzUl9)

Absolutely! There will be associate memberships while you grow into the fat, bald, & ugly characteristics. Auxiliary memberships for the gals who also discuss cup sizes.

It's a Big Tent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

140 Last time I watched the NFL, Vince Ferragamo was QBing the Rams.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:29 AM (fZiTB)

Vince was LA cool (back when that existed)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (yz/88)

141 You are never too broken for God to fix
You are never too far away for Him to reach
He can rebuild you from the ashes and make you new
Trade your sorrow for joy
Seek Him, He is waiting.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (LLQU7)

142 Why won't he just go away?

Thomas Massie Floats Gubernatorial Run

https://tinyurl.com/34v9uhes

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

143 rhennigantx austere religious scholar

Everyone not in the Leftist Death Cult.

Seems to be a pattern for the last 155 years, since the end of the Paris Commune.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

144 I'm not fat or bald, and I don't really qualify as ugly yet. Can I join?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (wzUl9)

Absolutely! There will be associate memberships while you grow into the fat, bald, & ugly characteristics. Auxiliary memberships for the gals who also discuss cup sizes.

It's a Big Tent!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

It has to be big to fit all the cup sizes!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 08:31 AM (yz/88)

145 March CPI comes in as expected

Inflation is less than expected.

The markets will have a good day.

Posted by: Jennifer Seibel Newsom at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

146 Who would have thot that kids that may be ghey are given torture drugs and surgery are gonna kill themselves?

We will never forgive the medical profession for what they did to tomboys.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (99eI0)

147 Wait until end of June for the Supreme Court to throw Illegal's baby's into the County.

Oh Goody! Maybe I can grab a few for my collection of minority stunt babies. I need one from Peru, one or two from Burkina Faso and one from Myanmar would look swell on my Fakebook page.

Posted by: Amy Conehead Barrett, Stunt Baby Collector at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (vHMud)

148 I think we owe it to Trump to vote and get as many conservatives in office as possible.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

The difficulty lies after the vote. Getting people to pay attention and get rid of the 'conservatives' who suddenly become much less once they're in office. How long did it take to get rid of Eyepatch McCain? Cornyn is gone yet (soon, God willing).

They get elected as an R and then they're golden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

149 those who were axing what happened to Spain?? why is not Al Andalus? follow the money!! always follow the money..

"Mitra Hejazipour
@MitraHejazipour
14h
Spain helped the IRGC build its underground missile cities by providing high-tech dual-use technology.

Many IRGC KIDS are in southern Spain, buying villas and hiding their blood money there"

*Mitra is an Iranian-French chess grandmaster.

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

150 /4th wave feminist sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

151

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

152 Last time I watched the NFL, Vince Ferragamo was QBing the Rams.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:29 AM (fZiTB)

I loved him in Princess Bride!

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (feXlV)

153 What was this stupid broad thinking?"

The people who got her in office want this.

It's that simple, really.

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

154 So how does one get a job as an NFL reporter-ette? Obviously she didn't play the game.

I mean I know the real answer - she's good looking and she probably made the right, uh, compromises, to get ahead but...in theory wouldn't reporters be picked from people that played the game they are covering?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (sKqQm)

155 that was close!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:33 AM (GD0B3)

156 Not today barrel, not.to.day!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:33 AM (GD0B3)

157 It'll always be Burma to me.

Posted by: J. Peterman at April 10, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

158 Thomas Massie Floats...
___

So, not a witch?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 08:33 AM (Dv3i1)

159 LinusVanPelt

We are not measuring the downfall of large cup sizes. There may be a need for a new scale.

Knees - Nancy Pelosi, etc.
Belly button - Sigourney Weaver.

Smaller is better as women age, or so I've heard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

160 Every thread is a boob thread.
Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 08:28 AM (77rzZ

It might be said that boobs are the nucleus of the HQ atomic structure

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 10, 2026 08:34 AM (FCPbW)

161 So how does one get a job as an NFL reporter-ette? Obviously she didn't play the game."

Pretty sure she does/did/will

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

162 Wow. That review of "Project Hail Mary" is pretty devastating. I haven't seen it yet so I don't have an opinion one way or the other yet. We may watch when it comes to streaming (and if it's free or cheap).
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (3AwA+)
===============
I saw it last Thursday. Could (and should) be shorter. It's a twist on buddy movies, and Ryan Gosling is on screen for the entire movie, or so it seems, which my wife greatly appreciated. I would describe it as appealing, if you don't mind science fiction, and very light on social issue hectoring. A milquetoast-y sort of film.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 08:34 AM (Cq6yh)

163 The last LA Rams QB I knew of was Roman Gabriel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

164 154 I mean I know the real answer - she's good looking and she probably made the right, uh, compromises, to get ahead but...in theory wouldn't reporters be picked from people that played the game they are covering?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (sKqQm)

Not by the New York Times (which is who she works for).

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 08:35 AM (iXqHn)

165 Naomi Wolf is quite a good writer and she's right that society changed for the worse during/after the lockdown.

I always knew birds weren't real, and now I believe nothing is.
Posted by: And Nothing To Get Hung About at April 10, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2)

Read the article and concluded she's a loon, which is a bird, so she's got that going for her..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 10, 2026 08:35 AM (nbLIj)

166 Last time I watched the NFL, Vince Ferragamo was QBing the Rams.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:29 AM (fZiTB)

I loved him in Princess Bride!
Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (feXlV)

+1

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)

167 So sadly, those saying that you can’t do regime chang with air power alone were right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2026 08:37 AM (txiLK)

168 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 10, 2026 08:37 AM (53oGX)

169 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Hope you're all well.
Day three in rehab and I'm fighting an infection. Fun times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2026 08:37 AM (19SAM)

170 157 It'll always be Burma to me.
Posted by: J. Peterman

Well, sure! After all, they are Burmese Pythons, not Myanmar Pythons. And it's Burma shave, not Myanmar Shave.

Posted by: The Man From Nay Pyi Taw at April 10, 2026 08:38 AM (oftw2)

171 Tom Servo

The Red Army in Berlin, 1945, should have told you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

172 Tom Servo

The Red Army in Berlin, 1945, should have told you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

173 Hunh!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

174 Tom Servo, the Iranian people know that and that is why they are looking for the Final Battle

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (yAteE)

175 The most strident pro-abortion are a pretty sexless bunch, and many are lesbians.

It's not about consequence free sex for them.

It's usually one of two things.

1.) They are psychopaths who get off on the idea that they can legally murder the innocent

2.) They have horrible, gnawing guilt over an abortion that ruined their life, and desperately need the rest of society to continue affirming their awful decision, or it will overwhelm them

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

176 Posted by: Jennifer Seibel Newsom at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

Cup size?

Posted by: one hour sober at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Y1sOo)

177
We are not measuring the downfall of large cup sizes. There may be a need for a new scale.

Knees - Nancy Pelosi, etc.
Belly button - Sigourney Weaver.

Smaller is better as women age, or so I've heard.
-------------
There is always the Nipledge Scale as well. Sparky nipples top the cake.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (n17eQ)

178 The archaeologists discovered the scrolls during an exploration in the Qurna area of Luxor’s West Bank, by the tomb of Seneb.

Amun chanters were singers dedicated to the god Amun. “The most common title is ‘Chanter(s) of Amun,’ opening new avenues for studying the class of chanters and singers during that period,” the release continued.

How I love you How I love you my dear ole Mummy?

Posted by: ALi Jolsen at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)

179 Posted by: The Man From Nay Pyi Taw "

Didn't the earthquake shake that pretty well? Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

180 Matt Walsh also did a great expose' of Salazar's amnesty bill. Every time you thought it was horrible, he found something even worse

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (cV4lB)

181 Read the article and concluded she's a loon, which is a bird, so she's got that going for her..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 10, 2026 08:35 AM (nbLIj)

She’s fallen into the chemtrails delusion, which is said.

I think the dangers and complexity of today’s world is just too much for some people to handle, and their minds crack. Used to be that strong religious faith could give these fragile people an anchor to hold onto, but with so many lacking that now they have nothing, and they sink into despair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2026 08:40 AM (txiLK)

182 pudinhead

Like with sprinkler fireworks? Kinky.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

183 175 The most strident pro-abortion are a pretty sexless bunch, and many are lesbians.

It's not about consequence free sex for them.

It's usually one of two things.

1.) They are psychopaths who get off on the idea that they can legally murder the innocent

2.) They have horrible, gnawing guilt over an abortion that ruined their life, and desperately need the rest of society to continue affirming their awful decision, or it will overwhelm them
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

It's not just abortion.

It's also forcing health insurance to 100% cover PrEP for when fags get Turbo-Monkeypox and Hyper-AIDS from having poop sex, among other things.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 08:40 AM (iXqHn)

184 Just because you support a bill or are appointed to a committee doesn't mean I have to listen to your shit.

Go back to your constituency, woman. And show me your tits.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 08:41 AM (Fbc0I)

185 ByREUTERS
APRIL 10, 2026 14:19
China will "absolutely not tolerate" independence for Taiwan, which is the chief culprit in undermining peace in the Taiwan Strait, Chinese President Xi Jinping told the island's opposition leader on Friday, calling for efforts to advance "reunification".

Cheng Li-wun, chairwoman of Taiwan's largest opposition party, the Kuomintang (KMT), is in China on what she has called a peace mission to reduce tensions at a time when Beijing has stepped up military pressure against the island it claims as its territory. --JPpst
=====

Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

186 Salazar's amnesty bill."

Best part? No one takes it seriously. This is on the same scale as Al's "reparations" shtick...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

187 My god it's full of diamonds

Posted by: Don Black at April 10, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt)

188 Wow. That review of "Project Hail Mary" is pretty devastating. I haven't seen it yet so I don't have an opinion one way or the other yet. We may watch when it comes to streaming (and if it's free or cheap).
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 10, 2026 08:22 AM (3AwA+)

This bit, right here, suggests to me that the author hasn't actually seen the film or wasn't paying attention when he did.

"What, exactly, is the protagonist sent to do? Does he accomplish it? Does he abandon it? Does the film itself know? By the final stretch, it becomes difficult to say whether he has fulfilled the mission, set it aside, or drifted into an entirely different movie, a futuristic version of The Truman Show or Slaughterhouse Five."

It's spelled out, in detail, what he's doing. Whether or not (no spoilers) he accomplishes it, and whether or not (no spoilers) he fulfills the mission.

As for all the other stuff he bitches about, it all has a reason, easily understandable by anyone with the desire to do so.

It's a good movie. I recommend it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

189 It wouldn't have anything to do with politics, now would it?
Why is Pope Leo meeting with Obama's top strategist, David Axelrod?
____

Meeting with US leftist political strategists is now a Pope's duty. It is much more important then, for example, publicly condemning the Islamist murderous rampages on Christians in Nigeria that occurred on Palm Sunday.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 08:42 AM (Dv3i1)

190 The Left can't do math. Trump can.

Trump is rebranding the R party to be for working people and small business owners. Centrist and populist. It's a majority coalition, as Non-college outnumbers College by more than 2 to 1. The trick has been to get Non-College to turnout.

This is why the GOPe is resisting, as they answer to Big Corporations.

Meanwhile, the Ds are intent on fighting lost Leftist causes, and continue to alienate working people. Plumbers especially

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2026 08:42 AM (dtajH)

191 The cat is biting me again

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 10, 2026 08:42 AM (LOZbR)

192 82 I'm proud to announce I'm joining the MMIWG2SLGBTQIA Movement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The expulsion of the "+" sign from the alphabet people scream for attention is a gravely serious affront to inclusiveness.

Now it's a math post.

Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 08:42 AM (Y8DZL)

193 The difficulty lies after the vote. Getting people to pay attention and get rid of the 'conservatives' who suddenly become much less once they're in office. How long did it take to get rid of Eyepatch McCain? Cornyn is gone yet (soon, God willing).

They get elected as an R and then they're golden.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
******
Nobody said it was going to be easy.
The Democrats stick together.

I feel sorry for Trump as he's got so many roadblocks in his way.

It's going to be impeachment theater if the Dems win the midterms.

And then there's Tucker, Owens, Fuentes, MTG, Alex etc. trying to fracture the party.
What exactly are they trying to accomplish?

I know that I will not be deterred from voting because I am grateful for everything Trump has done for us.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

194 China will "absolutely not tolerate" independence for Taiwan"

Well, that and 5$ will get you a cup of coffee. Where have they been for the past 3/4 of a century?

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

195 742 and thru da linx

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

196 Jennifer Newsom called it right, inflation is not a huge concern for the markets today.

The consumer price index increased a seasonally adjusted 0.9% for the month, putting the annual inflation rate at 3.3%, pushed by a 10.9% surge in energy costs. Both numbers were in line with the Dow Jones consensus.

However, excluding food and energy, core prices rose much less – just 0.2% for the month and 2.6% from a year ago, both 0.1 percentage point below forecast, indicating that underlying inflation was more contained.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 08:43 AM (1Bh3r)

197 Trump won 2,589 counties in each of the past three elections. From 2020 to 2025, those counties gained 5.4 million people due to net migration — which measures how many people move into and out of an area. The 433 counties where Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris carried the day saw a net loss of 5.43 million people.

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Which explains why the democrats need illegal aliens to count for population but not vote.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 08:43 AM (0U5gm)

198 Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 08:40 AM (iXqHn)

Well yes, but to be fair, homos will continue banging 37 dudes a week whether or not they have untreated AIDS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 08:43 AM (BI5O2)

199 Day three in rehab and I'm fighting an infection. Fun times
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2026 08:37 AM (19SAM)
====

A prayer for speedy and complete recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

200 man

The more Communist Xi makes China, the more it shrinks in significance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

201 Say, thank you to American companies who want cheap labor, government officials wives who wanted cheap domestic labor and cheap landscaping labor, thank you to State governments who loved and still love all that influx of tax money that the illegals left behind because they didn't file taxes, thank you to the people that frequented taco trucks where you paid CASH to illegals. There are too many millions of illegals in this country to clean up the mess Americans created who were to f8cking lazy, hard up, cheap, and greedy to stop the influx of illegals decades ago. The illegals are still coming thru the doors of companies and the companies are still hiring them. If they are going to let the illegals stay then laws need to be put in place to stop them from receiving Federal financial support, i.e. Medicare, Medicaid, social security checks, etc. but we all know this government won't take a hard line with these mofos

Posted by: Blow me at April 10, 2026 08:44 AM (Uy/WF)

202 Cook Political Report: Iowa Governor Race Moves To Toss Up. Internal polls from sources in both parties now show Democratic state Auditor Rob Sand with a lead over his expected Republican opponent, Rep. Randy Feenstra.

I just want to remind people politics in small states are tricky. Iowa was the most unlikeliest of the Obama coalition to flip. It was at a D +5, with longtime dem incumbents there like Tom Harkin doing incredible work. Hell, chuck grassley was even considered a mini Collins for his ability to dodge competitive races. Then 2016 came, and they had a R +15 shift.

Anyone on here know something about the senate race in Iowa? There are no polls coming from that race and I dont know how the vibes are around Iowa…

42% approval for Trump in Iowa as of late last month, same as Wisconsin where democrats just won a statewide race by 20 points yesterday.

Dems definitely have a shot at governor and US senate, and 2 House districts should be competitive. Iowa briefly lost its way (and part of the problem was the DNC giving it zero help in tight races), and now the course is being corrected.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 10, 2026 08:44 AM (JCZqz)

203 Smell the Glove

Get well soon.
Ya know, there are easier ways to meet nurses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

204 In the run-up to the mid-terms, Trump will campaign as if he's on the ticket.

Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)

205 The more Communist Xi makes China, the more it shrinks in significance."

Yep. That's what makes such a demand funny. What next? Xi the Pooh threatens to hold his breath?

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

206 Right to abortion in the Constitution
Free Healthcare
Carbon taxes
Open borders

NONE of them would pick that last one. But...that's what the Dems AND the GOPe have spent their time on...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:23 AM (sKqQm)

The other three are evil, or degrade the country, or both. Open borders is a kill shot. That's why the WEF-aligned uniparty supports it. Kill the west, enact the global aristocracy, profit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

207 China is fucked
$45 oil was their economy from Ven and Iran
Now they are sucking up $100 oil.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

208 I used to have a different nic

I think you overestimate the chances of the global aristocracy surviving the crash of the West.

After Rome fell, all the elite families were gone in two generations. No DNA went on. But the peasants survived.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

209 that's HOT!

"ARTEMIS II IS COMING HOME HOT!
The crew is barreling toward Earth tonight at 24,000 MPH for a high-stakes reentry.A recovery ship is already waiting off the coast of California for splashdown. Pray for a safe reentry and landing! "

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

210 BTW, tripe like this is where the immigration shiite show comes from:

"below the 2.1 children per woman needed to maintain population stability without immigration."

Why, you ask? Well, without more people, social spending doesn't work out so well.

That's it. They want more cogs in the machine. Your life matters not...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

211 24,000 MPH!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

212 Naomi Wolf: Did "lockdowns" kill the world?
Is Nothing Actually Real?

*********

I get the impression that Naomi Wolfe is wandering through the labyrinthine pathways of her own feelings of surrealism in order to gaze at her own navel.

Posted by: muldoon at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (qgHp7)

213 1. I'm not happy with how Trump is proceeding on Iran.
2. He has my full and unreserved support.
3. The president kept his promise.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

214 Well yes, but to be fair, homos will continue banging 37 dudes a week whether or not they have untreated AIDS.
____

Dear God, please make this stop!

Posted by: Rectums Union Local 248 San Francisco at April 10, 2026 08:48 AM (Dv3i1)

215 >> She’s fallen into the chemtrails delusion, which is said.
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I can't count the number of people who believe this nonsense. Some are in Congress. Others are borderline respectable, but this... they just can't get over the chemtrail idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 08:48 AM (AkEZC)

216 hina is fucked
$45 oil was their economy from Ven and Iran
Now they are sucking up $100 oil."

This cannot be overstated.

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

217 After Rome fell, all the elite families were gone in two generations. No DNA went on. But the peasants survived.

I thought the early French and English rulers were likely part of the remaining Roman elite?

Of course they did eventually get replaced as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

218 24,000 MPH!"

Well, give or take...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

219 NEW: Border Patrol caught & arrested four British nationals entering the US illegally in a remote part of Maine after crossing from Canada.

Their names:

Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh.

Damn the Amish

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

220 I'm getting $45 off my utility bill this month paid by California's state cap & trade system.

Maybe there actually is a benefit to crazy leftist policies after all!

/s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

221 Why, you ask? Well, without more people, social spending doesn't work out so well.
That's it. They want more cogs in the machine. Your life matters not...
Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

Hands off my free, at no cost to me, hands free catheters man!

Power to the people...far out man!

Posted by: Old Incontinent Hippie at April 10, 2026 08:51 AM (vHMud)

222 18-1

Not really, based to DNA studies. The barbarian chiefs ended them when they were no longer useful. No, I don't have a cite.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

223 Treasury Secretary Bessent was sufficiently worried about the new AI "Mythos" model from Anthropic that he called a meeting of major bank heads, along with Federal Reserve Clown Powell, in Washington. No reporting yet on what was said but I bet the message was typically bank worded "be careful". Anyway, these banks are supposedly being given advance looks at the product to assess their vulnerabilities, and those are no doubt going to be yuge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (nYwem)

224 Sparky Nipples?
Wasn't she a regular sidekick for radio shock jock Howard Stern?

Posted by: Feeble Memory at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

225 180 Matt Walsh also did a great expose' of Salazar's amnesty bill. Every time you thought it was horrible, he found something even worse
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (cV4lB)

She needs to be completely politically destroyed for this.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (fZiTB)

226 "ARTEMIS II IS COMING HOME HOT!
The crew is barreling toward Earth tonight at 24,000 MPH for a high-stakes reentry.A recovery ship is already waiting off the coast of California for splashdown. Pray for a safe reentry and landing! "
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
---
They're only at 4700 mph with 75,000 miles to go...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

227 I thought the early French and English rulers were likely part of the remaining Roman elite?"

I suspect that early ruling groups from "the tribes" claimed a "Roman" backround as a source of legitimacy. FWIW, "British" Roman culture pretty much fell apart between the Angles, Saxons, and native tribes...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

228 Some jj his Robert Palmer wrote a song about me, I might as well face it I'm a dic...

Posted by: Paul, who enjoys the sexual affections of dogs at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (AGqbO)

229 219 NEW: Border Patrol caught & arrested four British nationals entering the US illegally in a remote part of Maine after crossing from Canada.
____

China's relevance appears to be shrinking, but only if you don't account for the fact that Canada is now China's puppet state.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (Dv3i1)

230 They're only at 4700 mph with 75,000 miles to go...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

that will make a big splash!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

231 I mean in the ocean !

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

232 Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh."

John, Paul, George, and Ringo?

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

233 Matt Walsh also did a great expose' of Salazar's amnesty bill. Every time you thought it was horrible, he found something even worse
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 10, 2026 08:39 AM (cV4lB)
*****
So did Laura Ingraham. She ripped it to shreds on Wednesday and then ripped it some more with added nuggets on Thursday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

234 The fact that they're making the "name" of this bill overtly Spanish only leads me to believe that the real purpose of this bill has nothing whatsoever to do with the illegal migrations of Spanish speaking people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)

235 TGIF, all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 08:55 AM (Suwql)

236 "Oh, dip, the peasants are starting to squawk about Chinese baby mills on the west coast.

Quick. Get them all riled up about beaners again. Before it's too late."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 08:55 AM (Ot/FD)

237 leads me to believe that the real purpose of this bill has nothing whatsoever to do with the illegal migrations of Spanish speaking people."

Yep.

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

238 They're only at 4700 mph with 75,000 miles to go...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

that will make a big splash!
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)
----
According to the Artemis II tracker, they're supposed to touchdown at about 20 mph once they've deployed all their parachutes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 08:55 AM (ESVrU)

239 once they've deployed all their parachutes."

Hey, what's that ripping sound????

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

240 Suppose, and I don't think this is the case, but suppose the push for amnesty is driven by reports from the SCOTUS leaker?

IDK, ending birthright citizenship would force them to push exactly this bill.

OTOH, her advocacy for the bill is so ham-handed, dishonest and shrill, it's so bad I'm like she has to be being paid by Trump to, " light a backfire" to kill the immigration fire.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 10, 2026 08:57 AM (HXT0k)

241
Prepare People!

Sunday, April 12 is...

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day

I suggest you watch the following video for instruction:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BTfctEmg5w

You're welcome!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2026 08:57 AM (iJfKG)

242 I suspect that early ruling groups from "the tribes" claimed a "Roman" backround as a source of legitimacy. FWIW, "British" Roman culture pretty much fell apart between the Angles, Saxons, and native tribes...
Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

"Well you knowwww... myyy family is descended from Aeneas."

"What the crap is a Neas?"

"No idea, mate."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 08:57 AM (Ot/FD)

243 "...they're supposed to touchdown at about 20 mph..."

So, new bumper, grill, radiator and hood minimum.

Posted by: Insurance adjuster at April 10, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)

244 >>>Sparky Nipples?
Wasn't she a regular sidekick for radio shock jock Howard Stern?

Posted by: Feeble Memory

>You're thinking Stormy Daniels. Orange Bad Man grabbed her pussy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 08:58 AM (Fbc0I)

245 Their names:
Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Some of Admiral Nelson's finest captains. Their daring deeds during the Battle of Trafalgar cemented their names in British history.

Posted by: Modern British Historian at April 10, 2026 08:58 AM (JCZqz)

246 Probably already linked, but @DataRepublican did a detailed post about the use of "Dignity" by the Globalists. It's a term that's been subverted, similar to "Democracy" -- they use it to mean something very specific to their agenda, knowing that the masses take the term at it's normal definition/face value:

https://tinyurl.com/bdcnms6r

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights (194 made dignity the foundation of positive international law. Article 1 declares that "all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights." So far, so inherent. But Article 22 added something new: "Everyone, as a member of society, has the right to social security and is entitled to realization, through national effort and international co-operation... of the economic, social and cultural rights indispensable for his dignity.". . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 08:59 AM (Suwql)

247 This is my brother MoMo and my other brother MoMo...

Posted by: Daryl at April 10, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

248 I have some out there ideas but Naomi Wolf? she has lost it!

she's entertaining tho

overly active pattern recognition minus rational thought = Naomi

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2)

249 >>Their names:
Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Should've identified them as "Yookay" not UK citizens, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:00 AM (Suwql)

250 "Dignity," say the people who fly alone on a 30-seat jet airplane across an ocean to go take pictures of themselves screwing children on some con-man's private island.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 09:00 AM (Ot/FD)

251 Dignity, Cosmo. Always dignity.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:01 AM (77rzZ)

252 >>Sunday, April 12 is...

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day

Oh, H#ll yes, I will celebrate this!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:01 AM (Suwql)

253 Read the article and concluded she's a loon, which is a bird, so she's got that going for her..
Posted by: Joe Kid

********

A loon AND a cuckoo.

Posted by: muldoon at April 10, 2026 09:01 AM (qgHp7)

254 Trump's nominee to run the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh, turns out to be married to Jane Lauder, whose family owns the Estee Lauder cosmetics business. Since her net worth is so big, the White House is having difficulty filling out required disclosures in time, and so they've postponed his nomination process.

Senator Thumb Tillis refuses to vote for him anyway, unless the Feds agree to leave Jerome Powell alone and stop picking on him over the massive cost overruns on the new Fed Palace in Washington.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 10, 2026 09:01 AM (jGxgu)

255 240 Suppose, and I don't think this is the case, but suppose the push for amnesty is driven by reports from the SCOTUS leaker?

IDK, ending birthright citizenship would force them to push exactly this bill.

ooh I like this theory

btw I am seeing rustlings that imply this isn't going to go exactly how we were initially told

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 09:01 AM (j+aD2)

256 I used to have a different nic

I think you overestimate the chances of the global aristocracy surviving the crash of the West.

After Rome fell, all the elite families were gone in two generations. No DNA went on. But the peasants survived.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

There is a reason that they're funding so much research into AI and robots like Boston Dynamics. They're aware that when then pull down civilization that the things they use to control their guards become worthless.

I believe that they'll still fail, and I believe that it'll be the cascading failure of the little things which do them in. I, Pencil, and all that. None of that will make the lot of the peasants any more pleasant, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

257 DeCarlos Brown is in federal custody on a federal indictment. The state proceedings, including any competency finding in those proceedings, are completely separate.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

258 >>Sunday, April 12 is...

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.
+++

Hey, big boy!

Posted by: Tomato soup at April 10, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

259 Naomi Wolf was a smokeshow in her Clintonsta phase, though.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

260 I just ate an ungrilled cheese sandwich, because Washington can't tell me what to do.

Also because lazy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 09:03 AM (Ot/FD)

261
That means Saturday night is Grilled Cheese Sandwich Eve.

Posted by: Celebrate responsibly at April 10, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

262 I suspect that early ruling groups from "the tribes" claimed a "Roman" backround as a source of legitimacy. FWIW, "British" Roman culture pretty much fell apart between the Angles, Saxons, and native tribes...
Posted by: man

The Druids are going to rise again!!!

Posted by: Zombie Queen Boudica of the Icini, President of Lost Cause of the Celts, British Chapter at April 10, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

263 213 1. I'm not happy with how Trump is proceeding on Iran.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

There is the theory out there that the pause is for restocking and targeting purposes, and for seeing how the monsters resort their leadership before they get zotzed again.

Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)

264 @260

>>Also because lazy.

You could use spray butter and a non-stick pan to give it a quick how's your father.

Cold cheese sandwiches are not fetch.

Which is a word that will be a thing, if I have any say,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 09:05 AM (XV/Pl)

265 Imagine being the ghost of a long dead Pictish warrior, looking down (up, whatever) at what the people who brutally conquered you have done to your island.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 09:05 AM (Ot/FD)

266
Obama’s Strategist David Axelrod Met With the Pope

WTF O?

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

267 Zombie Queen Boudica of the Icini, President of Lost Cause of the Celts, British Chapter"

Well, if you can get a scantily clad Keira Knightley to play you again...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

268 I have some out there ideas but Naomi Wolf? she has lost it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2)

She has some outlier theories, but her spirited defense of free speech is delightful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2026 09:06 AM (n9ltV)

269 Naomi still looks quite good for a lady over 60.

Posted by: Arbiter of Beauty And Taste! at April 10, 2026 09:06 AM (oftw2)

270 People are fleeing bluer locations in red states for two reasons.

- Get away from karen local government giving them freaks and pedos in schools, librares, etc, putting pride flags up everywhere, and enabling bums, invaders, and regular criminals

- Get more rural for self sufficiency and expectations of conflict, especially ethnic conflict

It was all we could do a couple of years ago to gtfo to one of the deep reddest of red states, but we still are trying to relocate again as rural as we can get. Primary source of crime in the county is the stupid c*** running the nearby small city, and her army of illegals, refugees, and tolerance of specific demographics road tripping from other regions to come and steal shit.

Posted by: heya at April 10, 2026 09:07 AM (VczSh)

271 Today Is National Cinnamon Crescent Day.
I think I'm going to make these later.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

272 I don't envy JD Vance this morning. He just took off for Pakistan.

Posted by: That's A Fur Piece at April 10, 2026 09:07 AM (oftw2)

273 Naomi still looks quite good for a lady over 60."

Was she the one willing to go "knees down" for Clintoon back in the 90s over 'bortion?

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

274 Obama’s Strategist David Axelrod Met With the Pope

the dems are trying to poison the well with MAGA or adjacent Catholics

20+ percent of American Catholics voted for PDJT in the last election. they're trying to make up a rift here to peel some off.

it's the most blatant thing ever. doesn't help that we have a Professor Pope (never good).

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 09:08 AM (j+aD2)

275 >>Hey, big boy!
Posted by: Tomato soup

'xactly!

Ina Garten's innovation: tomato soup w/grilled cheese croutons!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:08 AM (Suwql)

276 @273

>>Was she the one willing to go "knees down" for Clintoon back in the 90s over 'bortion?

That was NPR chick Nina Totenberg or similar, not Wolf.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 09:08 AM (XV/Pl)

277 OTOH, her advocacy for the bill is so ham-handed, dishonest and shrill, it's so bad I'm like she has to be being paid by Trump to, " light a backfire" to kill the immigration fire.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Never attribute to ~~malice~~ 11-dimensional chess that which is adequately explained by ~~stupidity~~ dishonest GOPe backstabbing cuckery.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 10, 2026 09:08 AM (JCZqz)

278 nearby small city, and her army of illegals, refugees, and tolerance of specific demographics road tripping from other regions to come and steal shit."

Hate to break it to you, but that's pretty much nationwide today, thanks to "shipping illegals everywhere"...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

279 Naomi is fun and does still look good but she literally wrote a whole book based on an incorrect premise she never bothered to check lol

she's ditzy

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 09:09 AM (j+aD2)

280 Grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup is pretty much the perfect meal.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

281 “I thought the early French and English rulers were likely part of the remaining Roman elite?“

After 600 or so they were Saxon, and after William the Conqueror they were all Norman’s until Henry Tudor, who was Welsh. Meaning they had for more ancestry from Vikings than from any supposed classical forbears.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2026 09:10 AM (txiLK)

282 I skimmed through the Naomi Wolf piece; not enough patience to read in detail.

It’s nonsensical; it’s like a Seinfeld essay about nothing but lacking any humor. I think she’s a smart lady but too much navel gazing will cause anyone to lose it, which it appears she’s doing.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 09:10 AM (yz/88)

283 Amnesty, abortion...what ever it takes.

The GOP.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 10, 2026 09:10 AM (cS1cw)

284 "Obama’s Strategist David Axelrod Met With the Pope"

Oh... the Pope and the US Bishops are Machine Organs, if anyone has any doubt.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 09:11 AM (DgMqy)

285 That was NPR chick Nina Totenberg or similar, not Wolf."

Ah. Danke.

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

286 LA (and other Big D cities) have 3rd and 4th world diseases like the plague.
How da fuck is the even remotely tied to Progress, or Safety, or Healthcare?
Elvira is out there pushing AMNSETY when all Rs have to do is point out every Progressive idea has failed?

Party of Losers

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)

287 It was all we could do a couple of years ago to gtfo to one of the deep reddest of red states, but we still are trying to relocate again as rural as we can get.

"LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ANOTHER EXTREMIST!!" -Average liberal response to that.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 09:11 AM (99eI0)

288 Hate to break it to you, but that's pretty much nationwide today, thanks to "shipping illegals everywhere"...
____

The presidential auto-pen deserves a visit from Justice.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 09:11 AM (Dv3i1)

289 234 The fact that they're making the "name" of this bill overtly Spanish only leads me to believe that the real purpose of this bill has nothing whatsoever to do with the illegal migrations of Spanish speaking people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)

Allahu Akbar, Filthy Kuffar.

--Muhammad Ibrahim Muhammad al-Murder

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 09:12 AM (uEmCf)

290 281 There are no documented cases of descent from antiquity in Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

291 >>If they are going to let the illegals stay then laws need to be put in place to stop them from receiving Federal financial support, i.e. Medicare, Medicaid, social security checks, etc. but we all know this government won't take a hard line with these mofos

We know that will never happen, which is why so many are done with the "if they stay" part and are now "deportation only!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:13 AM (Suwql)

292 Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

How was taking the SAT again- for work purposes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 09:13 AM (ix8EF)

293 People are fleeing bluer locations in red states for two reasons.

- Get away from karen local government giving them freaks and pedos in schools, librares, etc, putting pride flags up everywhere, and enabling bums, invaders, and regular criminals

- Get more rural for self sufficiency and expectations of conflict, especially ethnic conflict

We just want to keep some of our money.

Posted by: People with incomes fleeing Blue states at April 10, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

294 281 “I thought the early French and English rulers were likely part of the remaining Roman elite?“

After 600 or so they were Saxon, and after William the Conqueror they were all Norman’s until Henry Tudor, who was Welsh. Meaning they had for more ancestry from Vikings than from any supposed classical forbears.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2026 09:10 AM (txiLK)

I don't think there was an awful lot of genetic mixing of Normans and Saxons. You can still pretty much see it in that gigantic genetic study of Britain they did a few years ago. The south-west is mostly Romano-British, the north-east is mostly Anglo-Saxon. Still, today, all these years later. Even the non-Norman Danish vikings didn't really have too much hanky panky with the locals, like they did elsewhere (looking at you, Ireland).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 09:13 AM (Ot/FD)

295 Ah, sorry, you were talking about the ruling class specifically, not the general populace.

Nevermind

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 09:14 AM (Ot/FD)

296 >> Joe at April 10, 2026 09:12 AM

There's a great, big internet out there and you are free to find other sites that meet your needs.

Imagine insulting JJ on his birthday!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:14 AM (Suwql)

297 Posted by: Joe at April 10, 2026 09:12 AM (NXZ9

Hot Air exists.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)

298 289 The Morning Report has been really barebones and lacking in quality over the past few months...time for a rehaul?
Posted by: Joe

Needs moar bewbs!!!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 10, 2026 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

299 280 Grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup is pretty much the perfect meal.
Posted by: Bulg

So, Triscuits for breakfast, this crap for lunch-Eat some protein, Man!

Posted by: Cattleman's Beef Association at April 10, 2026 09:15 AM (oftw2)

300 The south-west is mostly Romano-British, the north-east is mostly Anglo-Saxon.
____

And the south-east is mostly Pakistani

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 09:15 AM (Dv3i1)

301
Toast the two slices of bread, place in a skillet butter side down, cheddar and American cheese on top of both slices, cover over light heat until melted, put one side over the other, turn up heat and fry until brown.

Sorry, the OCD is a little out of hand this morning.

Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 09:16 AM (Y8DZL)

302 >>Was she the one willing to go "knees down" for Clintoon back in the 90s over 'bortion?

That was NPR chick Nina Totenberg or similar, not Wolf.

++++
It was kind of crowded down there.

Posted by: M. Lewinsky at April 10, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

303 293 Fen, it did not go well, because it was online and I didn’t know what I was doing. But they are letting me retake it on Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

304

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Outrage erupts after nearly a dozen illegals conducted a HUGE visa fraud scheme

They staged faked armed robberies so they could put on a form they are "victims of violent crimes," to get a U visa

https://tinyurl.com/45j6wekj
Purge the visa system and SEND THEM BACK!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

305 280 Grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup is pretty much the perfect meal.
Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:09 AM
###
I think I can tell you why...

Posted by: Pizza at April 10, 2026 09:18 AM (2Ez/1)

306 Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

I hate tests online

I am glad to hear that you can do it on Tuesday

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 09:18 AM (Nx5jP)

307 24,000 MPH!"

Well, give or take...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

They must have a Hemi.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2026 09:18 AM (snZF9)

308 >>That was NPR chick Nina Totenberg or similar, not Wolf.

definitely NOT Nina Totenberg!!!
It was Nina Burleigh, feminist journalist.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:18 AM (Suwql)

309 > People are fleeing bluer locations in red states for two reasons.
---------
They've shit their own bed. That's pretty much it. Once they're settled into new digs they'll start right back up;
- clamor for more "diversity" in schools
- complain about local customs and laws
- push for local reforms
- get involved in local politics
- legislate all the things that made their previous home a shit hole
- leave for somewhere else after shitting yet another bed

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 09:19 AM (AkEZC)

310 300 The south-west is mostly Romano-British, the north-east is mostly Anglo-Saxon.
____
And the south-east is mostly Pakistani
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Also know as "Super British".

Posted by: Mayor Sadiq Khan at April 10, 2026 09:19 AM (JCZqz)

311 Grilled cheese and tomato soup is only a few hops away from a chicken parm sandwich, which is in fact the highest expression of putting food into bread and shoving it all into your word hole using your hands.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 09:19 AM (Ot/FD)

312 Ah, “ beef”. Remember when it did not cost an arm and a leg??? Pork will do fine, thank you.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 09:19 AM (pDt9x)

313 After Rome fell, all the elite families were gone in two generations.

Taking it more or less on faith that there are no Masonic scholars here.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 10, 2026 09:20 AM (zdLoL)

314 Splashdown at 24,000 MPH will cause a major tsunami. Seek higher ground!

Posted by: The Fool On The Hill at April 10, 2026 09:21 AM (oftw2)

315 280 Grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup is pretty much the perfect meal.
Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

Real Men only eat raw beef, and they eat it with their bare hands, after ripping it directly off the steer.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 09:21 AM (uEmCf)

316 The cow meat wars they have started.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 09:22 AM (pDt9x)

317 Grilled cheese and tomato soup is only a few hops away from a chicken parm sandwich, which is in fact the highest expression of putting food into bread and shoving it all into your word hole using your hands.

A co-worker's response: Grilled cheese and tomato soup is deconstructed pizza.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 09:23 AM (99eI0)

318 @307 They must have a Hemi.

The re-entry heat shields of the Mercury capsules
were made of a composite that included wood and cork.
They were built by Cincinnati Testing Labs, a subsidiary
of Studebaker.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 10, 2026 09:23 AM (zdLoL)

319 >>Last time I watched golf, Payne Stewart was on the leader board.

Dude's death was sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:24 AM (Suwql)

320 Way, Way Downriver

Considered the Masons. but there is limited continuity from the Roman trade organizations.

Power in the trades was not dynastic. like the Roman elite families.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)

321 The cow meat wars they have started."

Negotiations to be held at the Waller County TX Buc-ee's...

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)

322 Mayor Zohran Mamdani is starting to look more and more like a greasy hobo. How long before he's living in a third world tent on the street?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 09:24 AM (Fbc0I)

323 When they splash down tonight, will the Artemis crew be allowed to use the bathroom?

Posted by: dantesed at April 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Oy/m2)

324 Rev. Wishbone

Fugetaboutit.

He will be fine. Powerless, but a grifter to the end. NYC may have a revival of common sense. May.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 09:26 AM (u82oZ)

325 When they splash down tonight, will the Artemis crew be allowed to use the bathroom?"

More important - who's on first?

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

326 Put some jalapeno slices in your grilled cheeses to make them mmmm oh so spicy n' awesome.

Watch this space for more food hacks.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 09:26 AM (DgMqy)

327 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 47 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Going to be a lovely day. It will be even more of a lovely day if I can finish this chapter I am working on.

Hope you all have a lovely day, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ufSfZ)

328 dantesed

Pacific Ocean is wide open.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

329 definitely NOT Nina Totenberg!!!
It was Nina Burleigh, feminist journalist.
Posted by: Lizzy

Not hot: https://tinyurl.com/3dp48cuw

But hotter than Nina Totenberg.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 10, 2026 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

330 Mayor Zohran Mamdani is starting to look more and more like a greasy hobo. How long before he's living in a third world tent on the street?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
+++
Is the word swarthy still allowed??
I'm sure it's not. But it's more appropriate now than ever.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 10, 2026 09:27 AM (Lo97M)

331 BUT MUH PRINCIPLTH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tommy Masshole at April 10, 2026 09:28 AM (AFztM)

332 > When they splash down tonight, will the Artemis crew be allowed to use the bathroom?
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Check for skidmarks on their space suits

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 09:28 AM (AkEZC)

333 165 Naomi Wolf is quite a good writer and she's right that society changed for the worse during/after the lockdown.

I always knew birds weren't real, and now I believe nothing is.
Posted by: And Nothing To Get Hung About at April 10, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2)

Read the article and concluded she's a loon, which is a bird, so she's got that going for her..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 10, 2026 08:35 AM (nbLIj)

But still far, far less loony than the psychos like Billy Gates and the many others she lists who think they should be in charge of teh erf, its atmosphere and everything else.

Posted by: it's relative at April 10, 2026 09:28 AM (9vFyc)

334 280 Grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup is pretty much the perfect meal.
Posted by: Bulg

Grilled Chese is rooted in rasism because BIPOC are more often lactic intolerance, so it's discrimination!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at April 10, 2026 09:29 AM (JCZqz)

335 it's relative

Giving power and influence to people is a great test of character. Gates failed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

336 Donate in the next ten minutes and get a free Nina Totenberg tote bag!

Posted by: National Panhandler Radio at April 10, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

337 Donate in the next ten minutes and get a free Nina Totenberg tote bag!
Posted by: National Panhandler Radio"

That's hot.

Posted by: man at April 10, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

338 Art. Nice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2026 09:30 AM (u82oZ)

339
ART

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 10, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

340 If you move to a rural area, you can buy a freezer and find local people, that raise cattle, to buy meat from. It's cheaper and better

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 10, 2026 09:31 AM (gQ15S)

341 299 Cheese is protein.

Posted by: Bulg at April 10, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

342 322 Mayor Zohran Mamdani is starting to look more and more like a greasy hobo. How long before he's living in a third world tent on the street?

MADMANI is simply 1960's Klingon in a suit.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell
There will be NO PEACE as long as (Charlie) Kirk lives.

When he puts on more weight he can double for this guy and state the same (T)errorist screed, surrounded by a constellation of obviously defective LIBs, pirouetting out of control, like another episode of Dr Who, screeching the only phrase they can wrap their minds around: expropriate, Expropriate, EXPROPRIATE.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 10, 2026 09:32 AM (QeHGc)

343 >> If you move to a rural area, you can buy a freezer and find local people. . .

Phew, I was worried about where that was going!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Suwql)

344 340 If you move to a rural area, you can buy a freezer and find local people, that raise cattle, to buy meat from. It's cheaper and better
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Make sure to get a few fat ones. Otherwise, rabbit starvation...

Posted by: Donner Party at April 10, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

345 The song "Low Rider" features the cowbell quite prominently

Posted by: Don Black at April 10, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

346 was it something I said

Posted by: Don Black at April 10, 2026 09:44 AM (ZxPkt)

347 it is a common question that Rep Salazar must answer. what is the benefit to the CITIZENS of the US your bill? I don't give a flying feck about any immigrant until the CITIZENS and their rights and concerns are at the center of the legislation proposed. As an aside, what we in florida have noted for decades that a Miami Republican=NY Democrat.

Posted by: paulnjax at April 10, 2026 09:44 AM (PPnyU)

348 there is limited continuity from the Roman trade organizations.

This is where the "Masonic scholarship" comes in. Actual modern freemasonry is a traveling businessman's fraternity from Scotland, interesting you might say 'in its own Rite.' But their foundation mythology is many-faceted, including the Matter of The Temple but also a swell tall tale that fast-fading and threatened Roman leading families passed their promising sons into the most elite building trades as a way to survive, endowing them with secret knowledge of many kinds. You won't find historical accounts of that, either because it's plausible but fictitious or because some guys can really keep a secret.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 10, 2026 09:53 AM (zdLoL)

349 >it is a common question that Rep Salazar must answer. what is the benefit to the CITIZENS of the US your bill?
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Zero benefit. Also: we're closed.

Posted by: Don Black at April 10, 2026 09:55 AM (ZxPkt)

350 These or this in a headline = clickbait

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 10:31 AM (E6xSb)

351 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

So Iran might have a Supreme Leader & also a temporary Leadership Council, but it definitely has a President, Assembly of Experts, Parliament, VP who tried to resign, aides & so on. So it could play "autopen" for ages, too. 🤔

There's a defined ruling class structure. Among them are well educated women who have 'soft power' influence. That, too, should be considered, imho.
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Lots of yelling on conservative radio about the Dignity Act, formally the: "Dignity for Immigrants while Guarding our Nation to Ignite and Deliver the American Dream Act of 2025."

Reportedly, Rep. Maria Salazar (R-FL), co-sponsor Rep. Veronica Escobar (D-TX) & others have pitched it as a 'We give them dignity, others can give them citizenship' approach, gaining support from the "Problem Solvers Caucus" co-chaired by Rep. Brian K. Fitzpatrick, PA-D (radical) and Rep. Tom Suozzi, NY-D (of the wealthiest, Whitest 'burb?).

A 7-yr. renewable legal status, which would change how asylum seekers are processed, being pushed to bring long-term, undocumented individuals out of the shadows so they can work and pay taxes without amnesty or skipping the line.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 10, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

352 forumtogether org has a seven page Bill Summary online, posted July 15, 2025. (A must read, imo.)

The bill is divided into 3 main sections: Border Security for America Act; Dignity & American Promise, and American Prosperity & Competitiveness.

It has a number a bullet points under each section, for ex -
DHS estimates there were 10.5 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S. in 2020. Of this group, 84 percent had lived in the U.S. for more than 10 years. (Nothing about the multi-millions who entered the country under "Biden's administration.") But then, another bullet point: To qualify as a "conditional permanent resident," Dreamers and DACA recipients must have continuously lived in the U.S. since January 1, 2021, entered the U.S. at 18 years old or younger, yada yada.

There's also bait of an "American Workers Fund" established from contributions of the Dignity Program, with grants to cover apprenticeships and educational opportunities for high-demand careers. Trade unions, healthcare, IT. Who's surprised?

The Bill offers maintaining family unity on a case-by-case basis; creating a "Family Purpose" visa, AND creating spinoff Acts.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 10, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

353 24. Section 1516 of the Dignity Act creates a targeted student loan forgiveness program for attorneys. ... receive forgiveness of 75 percent of their federal student loans.
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar

👍 Yes, why another Act? There's been Federal loan forgiveness programs for "professionals" for many years.

Oh, those ^ takers get MORE.
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Student Aid Gov: Public Service Loan Forgiveness (PSLF)
The U.S. Department of Education published its final PSLF program regulations that will be effective on July 1, 2026. The program is not changing today, and borrowers do not need to take any action.

This is the primary federal program for legal professionals. After 10 years (120 qualifying payments) of full-time work for a qualifying employer (government, 501(c)(3) non-profit), the remaining federal Direct Loan balance is forgiven.

AI - "The Public Service Loan Forgiveness (PSLF) program was established by Congress under the College Cost Reduction and Access Act of 2007, signed into law by President George W. Bush. While established in 2007, the first payments eligible for forgiveness began on October 1, 2007, meaning the program has existed for over 18 years."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 10, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

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