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Putin Mocks Effete Effeminate Rent-Boy-Associate Keir Starmer

Putin has been sending his illegal sanctioned "Shadow Fleet" oil tankers through England's bathtub -- or its former bathtub, as you'll see -- the English Channel.

Keir Starmer told Putin to stop using the Channel for the illegal transport of sanctioned oil or he'd seize the shadow ships. And you know that when Keir Starmer acts tough, people take notice.

So Putin sent his own warships into the Channel to protect the ships.

England used to own the English Channel. Owning the English Channel protected it from invasion many times, from the French during the 100 Years War though World War II. Operation Sea Lion, I think Hitler called the plan to invade England, cancelled because the Nazis realized any attempt to reach English shores would result in disaster.

And now? Not only does England no longer "own the seas," it can't even patrol its own Channel.


Russian frigate escorts sanctioned tankers through British waters despite PM's vow to seize vessels

Vladimir Putin has openly defied Sir Keir Starmer's threat to seize sanctioned Russian vessels by sending a warship to escort them through the Channel.

The Admiral Grigorovich, a Black Sea fleet frigate, accompanied a pair of shadow fleet ships on Wednesday while a British naval vessel followed behind.

Positioned on the Royal Charlotte, a boat almost 10 miles from Dover, The Telegraph observed Putin's flotilla cruising past the south coast while RFA Tideforce, a Royal Fleet Auxiliary tanker, trailed in their wake.

Last month, Sir Keir gave special forces the authority to capture the armada of rusted ships illegally ferrying oil to support Russia's war in Ukraine, saying he would hit the shadow fleet "even harder" if they sailed through British waters. However, Britain is yet to seize a single Russian vessel.

The Prime Minister has repeatedly faced criticism regarding the state of the Royal Navy and Britain's Armed Forces. After an Iranian-made drone hit RAF Akrotiri, HMS Dragon, Britain's only deployable destroyer, was sent to the Middle East, but took three weeks to arrive and has already had to return to port as it suffers water supply issues.

They have one (1) deployable destroyer, which is a light-middleweight warship. This should be a class of warship England can deploy dozens of.


In a speech on Saturday, Kemi Badenoch, the Conservative leader, is expected to pile further pressure on Sir Keir, urging him to publish the long-delayed defence investment plan. She will state that there is "no plan for rearming Britain".

Donald Trump, the US president, has previously described the Navy's two aircraft carriers as "toys" while his defence secretary, Pete Hegseth, mocked Britain's "big, bad Royal Navy".

...

Admiral Grigorovich -- a 3,620-ton frigate armed with anti-ship, cruise and surface-to-air missiles -- sailed between the two 600ft tankers Universal and Enigma shortly after 9am on Wednesday as they headed west toward Plymouth.

Universal reportedly departed from the Russian port of Vysotsk on Jan 18.

The Russian-flagged tanker is believed to be on a mission to deliver crude oil to bolster the Kremlin's coffers, which are straining to fund Putin's war machine.

In September, she was outlawed in British waters for attempting to "destabilise Ukraine or undermine or threaten" Kyiv by exporting oil from Russia to fund its invasion.

England is a tiny gay poodle with a big bark and big ideas about how the world should be run with absolutely no capacity to actually act. Their idea of "acting" is to whine at the US into doing its bidding.

No joke -- Starmer can barely be faulted for not doing anything about Russian warships skirting past the white cliffs of Dover because the insignificant island nation has practically no working navy at all.

Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley

This week is the 44th anniversary of the Falklands War between Great Britain and Argentina. This week, the British Navy is struggling to put a single destroyer to sea to protect its assets. https://thetimes.com/uk/defence/art
icle/royal-navy-warship-protecting-britain-iran-rv5cz0qsl
Argentina is now saying it wants the Falklands back...

...After years of neglect, Britain appears to have abandoned its naval power.

John Bulkeley
@bulkeley_john

Starmer and the UK just allowed 2 Shadow Fleet tankers and a Russian frigate to sail right by the UK in the English Channel and didn't lift a finger to stop them, even though Starmer said weeks ago that the UK would start seizing Shadow Fleet tankers. If Britain can't even defend the English Channel these days, do you honestly think it can defend the Falkland Islands? This is what happens when you let your Navy and armed forces deteriorate over the years, deterrence fails and you become an impotent faded power unable to project power anywhere on the globe.

I linked that to emphasize: the vaunted British Navy no longer controls the English Channel.

Which had been its birthright and highest priority for 500 years.


John Ʌ Konrad V
@johnkonrad

Apr 8

The Royal Navy is no longer fit for service in NATO.

In August 2022, HMS Prince of Wales sailed out of Portsmouth to cross the Atlantic for joint exercises with the US Navy. She was the pride of the modern Royal Navy. A four-billion-pound aircraft carrier. The flagship of Global Britain.

She made it about 20 miles.

Then the propeller shaft coupling sheared & one of only two carriers in the entire British fleet limped back to port and spent the better part of a year in dry dock while American carriers did the work Britain had promised to do.

That's the Royal Navy in 2026. It's a museum with a TickTock account.

I've called the Canadian Navy a glorified Coast Guard but the UK can't even keep migrant boats off its shores.

Nelson had over 100 ships of the line at Trafalgar. The fleet that fought WW2 had over 900 warships.

...


Today the Royal Navy has roughly 70 commissioned vessels. Maybe 15 of them are meaningful surface combatants.

I saw an item claiming that only five of the vaunted British surface fleet is seaworthy.


It sounds marginally ok but any given day, a significant percentage are in dry dock, undermanned, or waiting for spare parts.

And China launches more tonnage in a quarter than the Royal Navy possesses in total.

You do not rule the waves. You do not rule the Channel. You rule a Wikipedia.
And it gets worse.

...

All six Type 45 destroyers, the backbone of Britain's air defense fleet, had to be pulled back for emergency refits because their engines lose power in warm water. Read that again.

They were practically useless in the Red Sea because they don't have enough missiles and you didn't buy the anti-air computers for their deck guns.

Your last few nuclear submarine launches went plop and instead of trying again or calling the American missile manufacturer to court... you shrugged.

This is the nuclear deterrent that is supposed to be the foundation of British sovereignty, the reason Britain sits at the UN Security Council, the last credible claim to great power status. It fell in the water next to the boat.

Your ancestors circumnavigated the globe in wooden ships powered by rope and canvas. You built a billion-pound destroyer that overheats off Bahrain.

Your frigates are too few to cover your own approaches. When Russian submarines transit the English Channel, the French Navy often shadows them because the Royal Navy cannot respond in time. The French. In your Channel. Protecting you.

Nelson ain't spinning in his tomb. He's in the Atlantic laughing at you.

Americans patrol the Gulf you depend on for energy. Americans keep Taiwan's chips flowing to your factories. Americans are the reason the Houthis have not fully closed the Red Sea to British-flagged shipping.

We are happy to help until now. Until Starmer tried selling off our only base in the Indian Oceans then refused to let us land planes.

OUR OWN BASE

Yes he relented but only under pressure.

We will help protect your interests but on one condition:

DO NOTHING

No selling bases
No overflight refusals
No more dock denials in Gibraltar
No crazy ROE debates
No politicians demeaning us in debates
No threating Elon Musk

And no more 134 Royal Navy Admirals in cosplaying aboard your 15 broken warships.

Tell them to hang up their uniforms and go home.

OR STAND UP, make the king overthrow parliament & fund a proper navy

Fight for your birthright or F*ck off.

Your choice.

Related: In case you missed it, Queer Starmer, who has a strangely intense emotional entanglement with Ukranian gay male models he supposedly doesn't know, announced that "We" achieved a cease-fire with Iran.

We? Who the fuck are you?


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




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1 As it should be.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

3 Putin's going to shit his pants when he gets the strongly-worded letter.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 02:13 PM (Sco7b)

4 isn't it the English sailors who are going on strike?!?!

how does that happen?

also some poor brit made fun of Keir's claim that he was somehow involved in the cease fire and ...guess what happened next

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 02:13 PM (j+aD2)

5 England used to own the English Channel. Owning the English Channel protected it from invasion many times, from the French during the 100 Years War though World War II. Operation Sea Lion, I think Hitler called the plan to invade England, cancelled because the Nazis realized any attempt to reach English shores would result in disaster.
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Hello - The Spanish Armada anyone?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 02:14 PM (n17eQ)

6 >>isn't it the English sailors who are going on strike?!?!

No, civilian employees.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 10, 2026 02:15 PM (NcvvS)

7 Maybe everyone is watching golf.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 02:15 PM (Sco7b)

8 It would seem Starmer is a moar presentable Joe Biden.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 02:15 PM (n17eQ)

9 And Starmer just said he's "fed" up with Trump and Putin' for the "Chaos" they are causing ... See.. Ukraine and Iran are the same or something..

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:15 PM (FtULh)

10 Jack Aubrey would weep.

Posted by: huerfano at April 10, 2026 02:15 PM (98kQX)

11 For two centuries, the Royal Navy and the United States Navy have maintained freedom of the seas for the entire world.

In 2026, the Royal Navy is a joke. While the United States Navy is powerful enough to fulfill its duties, it remains to be seen whether it will be permitted to do so.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM (cmzyd)

12 >>>England used to own the English Channel.

That's "Failed Empire, England . . . ."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)

13 You can't shame cucks, they only get more excited.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM (Zo5VZ)

14
Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM (n7rxJ)

15 La Manche, c'est la France!

Posted by: Some French Guy at April 10, 2026 02:17 PM (cmzyd)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

17 We won the Super Bowl

Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (8yx7s)

18 This limp-noodle, spotted-dick pointer is easily the worst PM England has ever had. I hope the ghost of Thatcher haunts his bubble baths.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (rJ7Hd)

19 I'm so old, I remember when he was "Little Marco" and being chastised for drinking a bottle of water.

Posted by: Good times, good times at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (hEFPD)

20 Well, Starmer talks like a fag and is shit IS all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

21 Here's Keir, in position.
tinyurl.com/4rkjas2s

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (gKWVE)

22 Even funnier is Russia had one of their subs rise to the surface right next to an English port at the same time. While this was going on they had 2 other subs "investigating" the UK underwater cable system.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (n5tGW)

23 We were FIRST!

Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (8yx7s)

24 That whole propeller shearing off incident is embarrassing.

Pathetic even.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (aZm/F)

25
Keir, rhymes with queer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (xG4kz)

26 Old and busted:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.

New hotness:
We lead the world in ginger reverts to Islam, Praise be to Allah!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)

27 >>Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM

That little body of water military age Muslim men cross to get into England channel.

Posted by: huerfano at April 10, 2026 02:18 PM (98kQX)

28
14
Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM (n7rxJ)

Wouldn't surprise me if we end up owning it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (FtULh)

29 14
Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.
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As long as we get toll booths at both exits. Same deal with the Persian Gulf and Gulf of America.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (n17eQ)

30 Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.

It doesn’t deserve that. Name it after a state. Call it The Greenland Channel.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (EXyHK)

31 Russkies have no love for Sissy Boys.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (pDt9x)

32 Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 02:16 PM (n7rxJ)

That's funny. Trump and Putin should work together and make it happen.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (Sco7b)

33 We won the World Series

Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 02:20 PM (8yx7s)

34 Keir, rhymes with queer

Lady Miss Kier is more manly

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 02:20 PM (j+aD2)

35 rule of thumb :
if you have a brother named Buckley, chances are you are in the 'top 10% of the top 1%'.

Posted by: buckler tarlson at April 10, 2026 02:20 PM (VrDSx)

36 We invented the internets

Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 02:20 PM (8yx7s)

37 Ja, make a run through the Channel. Der Englanders are ineffective.

Posted by: Scharnhorst, Gneisenau, and Prinz Eugen at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (wVcYX)

38 I don't blame Putin for mocking the English by moving ships through the English Channel. If you're going to be a pussy assed weak bitch you get what's coming to you.

But I mean that in a nice way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (aZm/F)

39 Sorry Ace but "Queer Starmer" is so stolen. I will even give you credit for the first ten times I use it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (xvV+O)

40 I feel like comparing gay poodles to Kier Starmer is an insult to gay poodles.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

41 In fairness to Philip II and his majestic chin, the Armada didn't do too badly. It was the "Protestant Wind" - a freak storm - that turned a temporary check into a disaster (or miracle, if you're Episcopalian).
After that fiasco, Philip rebuilt the navy and inflicted several defeats upon the English. The English stayed on the back foot until James I (VI, Scots) created the British Navy.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)

42 Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.

It's like I don't even know you guys.

It should be renamed The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

43

It is heartbreaking what England has done to themselves.

We were there a little over 20 years ago and it was a wonderful experience.

There is no way they can go back to what they were.

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (3ek7K)

44 UK to Russia... "hey, get out of my pool."

Russia... "your" pool? *snickers* Pisses in pool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (AkEZC)

45 The Unraveled Kingdom couldn't rule a puddle.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (V362x)

46 Never play chess against a Russian, you pasty faced, limp wristed poof.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (wBaIH)

47

Keir Starmer, the Gavin Newsome of Europe

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (NtVYv)

48 Stop making me prefer Putin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

49 It's mind boggling to think Britain once ruled the world.

Is this the white colonialism guilt virus?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (nyTxL)

50 40 I feel like comparing gay poodles to Kier Starmer is an insult to gay poodles.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

My poodle pup resents the comparison with Keir.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pDt9x)

51 My poodle pup resents the comparison with Keir.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pDt9x)


So does my Doodle

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:23 PM (FtULh)

52 Is this the white colonialism guilt virus?


WWI really effed them up

also LOVE The Gorilla Channel

I think Vlad would get on board

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (j+aD2)

53 Britain's only deployable destroyer, was sent to the Middle East, but took three weeks to arrive and has already had to return to port as it suffers water supply issues.
___________________________

And, what are they doing with the money they don't use on their Navy? They fund Socialistic projects like a nationalized healthcare under NIH. Then they belittle the healthcare system in the US as barbaric and uncivilized, while the US makes up the difference on their ineffective military.

Last laugh time is coming.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (dIske)

54 royal navy, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY

Posted by: python, monty at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (edU/H)

55
Rum, sodomy and the lash never ends well

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (JoTi8)

56 UK to Russia... "hey, get out of my pool."

Russia... "your" pool? *snickers* Pisses in pool.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (AkEZC)

Russians don't take a dump without a plan.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (NtVYv)

57 So how about thoise gold medals in hockey we took in the 26 Olympics. Pretty awesome.... thanks to me.

Queer Starmer*

*An Original Ace O'Spades mockery

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (xvV+O)

58 It was a great run lasting multiple centuries but now… the UK; she’s dead, Jim

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (58h0r)

59 Starmer strikes me as a kind of guy who has to pee really bad but waits for a stall with a door instead of using the urinal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (nyTxL)

60 As much as I despise Putin, I have to laugh grimly. It's somewhat depressing how far the UK has fallen.

At least we have Trump. If a good successor takes the reins in 2028 we might even mostly finish recovering.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (aJQbY)

61 51 My poodle pup resents the comparison with Keir.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pDt9x)


So does my Doodle
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:23 PM (FtULh)

Good dogs, Doodles. My guy is already 48 pounds and 24 inches high at seven months.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (pDt9x)

62 55
Rum, sodomy and the lash never ends well

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (JoTi8

Really? You should meet Katrinka. She could change your mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (nyTxL)

63 WWI and WWII seem to have killed off all the non poofters from England. You know, the ones with backbone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (aZm/F)

64 The other day Pahlavi told off Starmer. I mean...

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:26 PM (GD0B3)

65 Good dogs, Doodles. My guy is already 48 pounds and 24 inches high at seven months.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (pDt9x)

We have a Golden Doodle She's 100 lbs....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:26 PM (FtULh)

66 63 WWI and WWII seem to have killed off all the non poofters from England. You know, the ones with backbone.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (aZm/F)

Literally. The men died, the women and womanly men took over.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

67 on the other hand, if you have a brother named Buck-O, good chance you will be severly injured or even perish in a Swampboat accident.

Posted by: buckler tarlson at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (VrDSx)

68 Keir Starmer is Jewish.

[You fucking retard. If you are going to be an antisemite, at least get your facts correct. Starmer isn't Jewish...his wife is. [CBD]]

Posted by: Interesting at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (S8MNd)

69 Was I right, or was I right?

Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (wVcYX)

70 Asmundgold just played a video about the current dilapidated state of the British navy. It’s sad that the 19th century BN would crush the 21st century’s.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (yB2r7)

71 Starmer is really good at abusing UK's regular non-moslem population and protecting Islamic pedophiles. Not good at much else.

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (GD0B3)

72
Iran's cardboard fake alive leader is stronger than a very real alive Keir Starmer

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (IifOV)

73

Son and daughter-in-law have a Doodle.

He is so smart, adorable and a wonderful addition to their family.

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (3ek7K)

74 Fuck the UK

Fuck NATO

Let them sort out their own shit.

Or die "trying"...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (dmDsy)

75
65 Good dogs, Doodles. My guy is already 48 pounds and 24 inches high at seven months.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (pDt9x)

We have a Golden Doodle She's 100 lbs....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:26 PM (FtULh)

Mine is a Standard Poodle. Super athletic. Runs me ragged.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (pDt9x)

76 >>>the insignificant island nation has practically no working navy at all.

Scandis could start raiding again.
Maybe scandi could tell their Newcomers that raping and pillaging great britain will make them legit.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (wsxbk)

77 S8MNd is the same 'fronter who was citing the "Larry Loomer" meme in the thread below, a favorite meme of 'fronters.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (gKWVE)

78 Mjölnir ! Mjölnir!!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (GD0B3)

79 72
Iran's cardboard fake alive leader is stronger than a very real alive Keir Starmer
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (IifOV)

----

heh

You are correct, Sir!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (aZm/F)

80 Cajun Navy > British navy

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:29 PM (xvV+O)

81 So, update.

She hit 2 cars, not just one. Both were parked. Her car has a flat and the front passenger side is pretty fubar, so it was a $275 is tow back to her apartment.

I'll figure out what to do from there. Strong chance I'm borrowing a bud's trailer and heading south next weekend.

Great, especially since I'm working Saturday morning at 1AM till........

Lord, give me strength.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:29 PM (IXZGh)

82
Sure glad we dumped those losers back in '76. 1776.

Posted by: George Washington at April 10, 2026 02:29 PM (IifOV)

83 England has a horrible economy now, no? Strangled to death by regulation and the green crowd.

Their biggest industry is banking.

I'll bet starmer wants back in the EU.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2026 02:29 PM (nyTxL)

84 I see Starmer and his mini-me Macron want to be involved in the Iran negotiations.

After they completely told us to stuff it.

How about f-off fags?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:29 PM (Pu/zx)

85 >>>the insignificant island nation has practically no working navy at all.

Scandis could start raiding again.
Maybe scandi could tell their Newcomers that raping and pillaging great britain will make them legit.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (wsxbk)

what would you want to steal? The monasteries the Norse looted were looted by the English by the Protestants in the 1500s.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)

86 I'm surprised the Brits didn't send out HMS Victory, at 104 guns it is probably the most powerful ship in operation in the Royal Navy even though she is almost 250 years old.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 10, 2026 02:30 PM (k1E2D)

87 @Sponge, breathe! this too shall pass...

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:30 PM (GD0B3)

88
Rum, sodomy and the lash never ends well

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (JoTi8

Really? You should meet Katrinka. She could change your mind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2026 02:25 PM (nyTxL)



Katrinka? Did The Drinker finally dump Tatiana?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 02:30 PM (JoTi8)

89 John Konrad is completely out to lunch about Nelson at Trafalgar. The rest of his essay is interesting, but if he can't get the number of Ships of The Line that Nelson had at the most famous and important battle the Royal navy has ever fought, then I am going to suggest he used AI and didn't bother to check his data.

Nelson had 27 Ships of The Line at Trafalgar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (n9ltV)

90 Asmundgold just played a video about the current dilapidated state of the British navy. It’s sad that the 19th century BN would crush the 21st century’s.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 10, 2026 02:27 PM (yB2r7)

They'll always have the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)

91 The UK can't even guard it's own borders, much less anything outside of that.

They once spread themselves out and attempted world takeover. Now, they can't protect jack shit.

A once proud heritage, dashed to bits on the islhamic rocks below.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (IXZGh)

92 Let's just rename the English Channel to the "American Channel" and be done with it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (ESVrU)

93 I see Starmer and his mini-me Macron want to be involved in the Iran negotiations.
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Those two clowns don't care about that. It is the rebuilding grift they want in on. Too bad the USA won't be paying for that either.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:32 PM (xvV+O)

94 'm surprised the Brits didn't send out HMS Victory, at 104 guns it is probably the most powerful ship in operation in the Royal Navy even though she is almost 250 years old.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 10, 2026 02:30 PM (k1E2D)

It is in the middle of a 10 year repair program going to the 2030s.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:32 PM (8avO+)

95 Taking bets on which nation the UK is getting ready to surrender to.

I was an Anglophile till about 30 years ago.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 02:32 PM (DgMqy)

96 I wouldn't mind if we dissolved NATO as it has outlived its usefulness and the US is really the only teeth in the entire thing anyway.

We could form individual treaties with the few countries in Europe that A) have their shit together in any meaningful way and B) won't actively spit in our faces while we protect them.

Posted by: ballistic at April 10, 2026 02:33 PM (oqH4h)

97

Sponge,

I'm sorry ya'll have to deal with the mess.

Ya'll have had to deal with a lot of stuff lately.

I'm praying for you all, that's all I can do to help.

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2026 02:33 PM (3ek7K)

98
Let's just rename the English Channel to the "American Channel" and be done with it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (ESVrU)


So Limey sea power moves into the same tier as British Cuisine and British Dental Hygiene.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 02:34 PM (JoTi8)

99 The only thing Starmer has achieved of Gold Status in his Bathhouse card.

What a wanker.

England is gone. How can the populace sit around and watch this crap?

Do they really think once Trump is gone we are going to forget this?

What are Democrats assuring them behind the scenes and why are the so confident they will win back power. 🤔

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:34 PM (Pu/zx)

100 Lord, give me strength.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 202

You and your wife be well. Daughter too.

Hopefully this is her wakeup call.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

101 i've said this before, starmer looks like keith olbermann, who by the way is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)

102 96 I wouldn't mind if we dissolved NATO as it has outlived its usefulness and the US is really the only teeth in the entire thing anyway.

We could form individual treaties with the few countries in Europe that A) have their shit together in any meaningful way and B) won't actively spit in our faces while we protect them.
Posted by: ballistic at April 10, 2026 02:33 PM (oqH4h)

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It needs to go.

Yes, make deals with individual countries and get something out of it. Not the bullshit screwing the US is getting now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (aZm/F)

103 Ace, my love, this is hilarious if it was not so pathetic. Unreal. Thank you for more clarity on how bad it is for the UK's Navy.

Startled Starmer needs to go. To a mental hospital for electroshock therapy or a suicide pod, I am unclear which would be best. Maybe a rest home deep in the woods.

I refer to him as Startled Starmer, as that's most of his photos. I joke that he appears startled from a surprise colonoscopy in a darkened elevator. It's been revealed now that Putin was the person in that elevator with him. Mocking that Starmer can't even keep rubber rafts filled with barbarians off England's shores.

RISE UP MEN OF BRITAIN! For the love of God rise up, UK and Europe! You are on borrowed time as it is. DEPORT the barbarians, replace Starmer for a man with testosterone! Or maybe a woman with testosterone as it is confusing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (WONhk)

104 We should rename the English Channel The Bend Me Over a Barstool Channel.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (Pu/zx)

105 The UK can't even guard it's own borders, much less anything outside of that.

They once spread themselves out and attempted world takeover. Now, they can't protect jack shit.

A once proud heritage, dashed to bits on the islhamic rocks below.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (IXZGh)

It really isn't the Islamists that are the problem but the uniparty enablers that import them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)

106 Starmer is a wanker!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (GD0B3)

107 Heh...I'm willing to bet that the US Coast Guard could beat the UK Navy.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

108 Maybe if they arrest more of their native population for complaining about foreigners committing crimes, that will improve their military posture?

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (yB2r7)

109 Nelson had 27 Ships of The Line at Trafalgar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM (n9ltV)
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Google Gemini fact checks this TRUE

Posted by: ballistic at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (oqH4h)

110 Trump needs to pull as much out of NATO as possible. But I think he can fully leave Five Eyes which is 4/5s communist and against freedom and liberty.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (xvV+O)

111 I would like to propose renaming the new congressional shamnesty act DickNity in honor of the same named album by Slick Idiot.

Two reasons, first they are kind of lefty twerps and maybe they would love it, and two the album is great, as an 19yo gentleman of refined taste I would even say it is awesome, jamin like a salmon, and dare I say, rad.

Posted by: banana Dream - KMFDM - Krauts Make Funny Damn Music at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (3uBP9)

112 106 Starmer is a wanker!
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Gutter is a tool!

Posted by: ballistic at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (oqH4h)

113 Let's just rename the English Channel to the "American Channel" and be done with it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 02:31 PM

Keir and his Muzzie buddies will rename it "The Strait of Allah" and charge to pass through it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (IifOV)

114 We laugh but more than half of our GOP Congress critters are as bad as Starmer

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (CT11t)

115

They could have risen up if the government hadn't confiscated their weapons.

Let England be a lesson to us. NEVER GIVE UP YOUR WEAPONS!!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (3ek7K)

116 Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.

It doesn’t deserve that. Name it after a state. Call it The Greenland Channel.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (EXyHK)
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Excellent point. Europe laughed and jeered at the United States and our concern over the security of Greenland. After Putin's display of contempt of the UK's national security establishment, I think the Greenland Question should be prioritized and addressed appropriately.

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)

117 Trump needs to pull as much out of NATO as possible. But I think he can fully leave Five Eyes which is 4/5s communist and against freedom and liberty.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (xvV+O)

I think we have already cut way back on intelligence sharing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

118 It’s kinda funny that a lot of this examination of the UK Navy started when Starmer started throwing bombs at the Russians about the state of their navy and the Ukrainians basically wiping them out with drones. Then the Russians were like “hold my vodka, and watch this”.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:37 PM (Pu/zx)

119 40 I feel like comparing gay poodles to Kier Starmer is an insult to gay poodles.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

By far. Gay poodles didn't make the choice, their owners groomed them into it. Queer Starmer grabs his ankles daily because he looooooves it.

Posted by: Those poor dogs at April 10, 2026 02:37 PM (TbWk/)

120 >> Trump needs to pull as much out of NATO as possible.

Nah. He should leave it in and dump a load.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:38 PM (Pu/zx)

121 how long before pirates out of algiers start kidnapping brits for the slave trade in libya?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 10, 2026 02:38 PM (CWTWj)

122
Starmer should schedule a trip to Canada and avail himself of its MAID service.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2026 02:38 PM (xG4kz)

123 Starmer is a wanker!

that's what she said!

Posted by: DanMan at April 10, 2026 02:38 PM (8uzBS)

124 IIRC, the WWII "Channel Dash," was a big deal.

Posted by: RS at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (SuU/K)

125 Excellent point. Europe laughed and jeered at the United States and our concern over the security of Greenland. After Putin's display of contempt of the UK's national security establishment, I think the Greenland Question should be prioritized and addressed appropriately.
Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)

The EU sent about 17 soldiers to Greenland to defy us. But since they had no naval craft to deliver them, they had to use commercial flights and ferries. After a while they went home.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (8avO+)

126 Starmer is really good at abusing UK's regular non-moslem population and protecting Islamic pedophiles. Not good at much else.

The UK Home Office announced the other day that they were cutting back on arresting people for saying things.

Insty says this morning someone got a 5 AM perp walk for posting that Starmer is lame.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)

127 Lets face it.

American umbrella for Europe is how they got here. If presidents beginning with anyone after Truman had slapped them like Vito Corleone did Johnny Fontane, they wouldn't be in this predicament.

We are to blame.

/s

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (Fn30I)

128 BTW, has nothing to do with the UK, but Ireland is revolting.

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (GD0B3)

129 By far. Gay poodles didn't make the choice, their owners groomed them into it. Queer Starmer grabs his ankles daily because he looooooves it.
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Believe or Not - Poodles were hunting dogs and their haircut was to make them more buoyant for retrieving downed ducks in water. It was the Parisians that gayed them up.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (n17eQ)

130 S8MNd is the same 'fronter who was citing the "Larry Loomer" meme in the thread below, a favorite meme of 'fronters.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2026 02:28 PM (gKWVE)


Yup. He posts from a Verizon account in Whites Creek, Tennessee.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (n9ltV)

131 IIRC, the WWII "Channel Dash," was a big deal.
Posted by: RS at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (SuU/K)

it was a kind of embarrassment for them but the big ships didn't do much afterward. the Scharnhorst was run down and sunk off Norway some months later. The Prinz Eugen hung out in the Baltic the rest of the war and was H Bombed by the US after the war.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)

132 Britain is gone. As far as the people go there is a lot of parallels between they and the Iranian people.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (pDt9x)

133 We have a Golden Doodle She's 100 lbs....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:26 PM (FtULh)

She all recovered then?

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (vC6mJ)

134 Trump has shown us, those of us that care, what was in store for America if we'd shrugged off another stolen election. We'd be about a year or two behind the UK in terms of collapse.

If not engaged in a full blow civil war. Which is debatable of course.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (AkEZC)

135 121 how long before pirates out of algiers start kidnapping brits for the slave trade in libya?
Posted by: gnats local 678

Not so fast, we're not going to let you have what is ours so easily.
-Paki rape gangs

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (Dv3i1)

136 It was the Parisians that gayed them up.

Don't the Brits call faggotry "the French mistake" or something like that?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (2ocoG)

137 And, what are they doing with the money they don't use on their Navy? They fund Socialistic projects like a nationalized healthcare under NIH. Then they belittle the healthcare system in the US as barbaric and uncivilized, while the US makes up the difference on their ineffective military.

Last laugh time is coming.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 02:24 PM (dIske)

They equate "free" with "great" healthcare when people die awaiting for services they can't get but would be free if they could get them.

Side note, MIL had to go to the ER Wednesday night, and for the last 25 years, the ER waiting room and treatment rooms were packed every night with multihour waits just to get into the ER. The treatment rooms were half full, and from the time the ambulance dropped her off to when it took her back to her facility was about 5 hours. She had xrays and a cat scan and stitches in that time frame.

I guess getting rid of illegals is really helping.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (k1E2D)

138 Insty says this morning someone got a 5 AM perp walk for posting that Starmer is lame.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)

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God blessed our Founding Fathers, giving them the foresight to allow the citizens to call our politicians absolute dumbass, grifting pieces of shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (aZm/F)

139 107 Heh...I'm willing to bet that the US Coast Guard could beat the UK Navy.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

I think the Cajun Navy could beat the UK Navy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 02:42 PM (WONhk)

140 the insignificant island nation has practically no working navy at all.

*perks up*

Posted by: William the Bastard at April 10, 2026 02:42 PM (MDua2)

141 "Vice Admiral Ciliax has succeeded where the Duke of Medina Sidonia failed. Nothing more mortifying to the pride of our sea-power has happened since the seventeenth century. It spelled the end of the Royal Navy legend that in wartime no enemy battle fleet could pass through what we proudly call the English Channel."

— The Times (14 February 1942)[

Posted by: RS at April 10, 2026 02:42 PM (SuU/K)

142 128 BTW, has nothing to do with the UK, but Ireland is revolting.
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (GD0B3)

They are, in many ways.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:42 PM (pDt9x)

143 God blessed our Founding Fathers, giving them the foresight to allow the citizens to call our politicians absolute dumbass, grifting pieces of shit.

==

The entire planet Earth is jealous. This is how unique it is.

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:42 PM (GD0B3)

144 Ireland is in such dire straits, that the Taoiseach has called out the army to bring the demonstrators to their senses and behave like good little serfs.

Billions for illegal immigrations, only contempt for the nation's welfare.

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

145 Unfortunately for the UK, the only males left with healthy testosterone levels are all Muslim imports, and they are more focused on channeling that energy for rape than for national defense.

Posted by: brak at April 10, 2026 02:43 PM (jGJov)

146

This is hilarious, karma for that pedo piece of shit rapist enabling scumbag.

The UK has fallen so low. What the hell is it at this point.

He's that bald guy Benny Hill used to smack around. Pathetic.

"Sir Keir Starmer"

Get the fuck out of here. Fuck that.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 10, 2026 02:43 PM (et1vG)

147 I think the Cajun Navy could beat the UK Navy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

The cashier at Old Navy could beat the UK Navy.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 10, 2026 02:43 PM (MDua2)

148 Most of the UK is a bunch of femmes on the dole. So long as you keep giving them some government cheese they will keep letting the mooselimbs defile their offspring

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (Pu/zx)

149 Putin should just rename it The Russian Channel.

Posted by: Hotspur at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (hp5Wc)

150 She all recovered then?
Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:41 PM (vC6mJ)

The sick one was our German Wirehaired pointer who is 11... Got some sort of bronchial crud that was going around at the dog park... He's much better but not fully....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (RHvlD)

151 Lord, give me strength.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10,
*******
You got this! 🙏

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (NpAcC)

152 Stuck at the pier, Keir.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (yAteE)

153 The EU sent about 17 soldiers to Greenland to defy us. But since they had no naval craft to deliver them, they had to use commercial flights and ferries. After a while they went home.
Posted by: Oldcat

Funny thing is the US has a base in Greenland for years now. Former Thule AFB, now a Space Force base with a funny name. Staffed by 150.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (Dv3i1)

154 They were done when they started running cover for gangs of Pakis ass raping their girls.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (wsxbk)

155 I can see the Brits pissing all over themselves and whimpering for attention.

The once greatest navy to sail the seas is now a shrimp boat with Capt. Forrest Gump at the helm.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (Fbc0I)

156 Nelson had over 100 ships of the line at Trafalgar.
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27.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (AlhUl)

157
The three greatest Britons in the past 80 years are a half-American PM who helped defeat Nazi Germany; the first chick to become PM and Kate Beckinsale's leather catsuit from Underworld.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (JoTi8)

158 Sponge,

I'm sorry ya'll have to deal with the mess.

Ya'll have had to deal with a lot of stuff lately.

I'm praying for you all, that's all I can do to help.

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2026 02:33 PM (3ek7K)



Thank you. It's why I come here. So many of you are the best humanity has to offer.

I am blessed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

159 If Queer Starmer keeps up this ruin he won't leave until 2032.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (xvV+O)

160 Insty says this morning someone got a 5 AM perp walk for posting that Starmer is lame.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)

NO KINGS

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (vC6mJ)

161 "Sir Keir Starmer"

Are there no true knights among you?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)

162 I’m betting Ireland goes kinetic first. Scotland is completely gone.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (9I5W+)

163 The UK Home Office announced the other day that they were cutting back on arresting people for saying things.

Insty says this morning someone got a 5 AM perp walk for posting that Starmer is lame.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)
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They must be running out of space for prisoners in the Tower of London...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (ESVrU)

164 Wait you don't think No Kings is bullshit too?

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:45 PM (vC6mJ)

165 Starmer is a wuss.
Putin is an ahole.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (NpAcC)

166 We shouldn't close bases in the EU/UK. We should use them as weapons depots for the populace.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (diia5)

167 Not to be outdone, the Germans have proposed a law that would prevent conservatives from buying real estate.

We're gonna have to nuke Europe or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

168
Hopefully this is her wakeup call.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)



It damn sure better be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (IXZGh)

169 What if they secretly want to BE kings? Nahhhhh....

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (vC6mJ)

170 Prayers for you and family Sponge. Hope your kiddo does some reflecting.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:47 PM (pDt9x)

171 Starmer is lame. Come get me bitch

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:47 PM (vC6mJ)

172 Not to be outdone, the Germans have proposed a law that would prevent conservatives from buying real estate.

We're gonna have to nuke Europe or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

We may have to stay in NATO just to keep Europe from getting into trouble crushing its citizens.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 02:47 PM (8avO+)

173 If the Cajun Navy chose to, they could stuff themselves with crayfish and shit over a 12' fence into a Coke bottle and make the UK Navy drink it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (wBaIH)

174 Not to be outdone, the Germans have proposed a law that would prevent conservatives from buying real estate.

We're gonna have to nuke Europe or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
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Well, yes, but not until the Muslims complete their conquest.

The native populations in at least a few countries will be gone in the next 50 years or so (within two generations).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (ESVrU)

175 Starmer is a wanker!
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Gutter is a tool!
Posted by: ballistic at April 10, 2026 02:36 PM (oqH4h)



The King is a FINK!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

176
Screw the channel and ruling the waves, THE BRITISH POLICE ARE ARRESTING CITIZENS IN THEIR HOMES THAT CRITICIZE STARMER OR THE MUZZIES.

Sharia Law is in effect there. Officially.

When King Chuckie the Tampon comes for a visit Trump should go full Trump on him at the state dinner.

Posted by: Auspex at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (Y8DZL)

177 Ah the British Military. Facts: more horses than tanks and more admirals than ships.

Wankers

Posted by: Archer at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (wvc0i)

178 Putin is like three feet tall. We should give him and Starmer pillows so they could fight it out.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (9I5W+)

179 Admiral Nelson would be spinning in his grave, but he knows the Royal Navy would try to use that motion to power one of their carriers. Oh Oh, Keir may try to arrest me for slandering His Majesties bath tub duckies.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 10, 2026 02:49 PM (Da7Vv)

180 Starmer " I'm not leaving until I have been buggered by every illegal immigrant in the UK. I'm that kind of political leader. Harrumph

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2026 02:49 PM (BfZBZ)

181 Starmer is a wuss.
Putin is an ahole.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2026 02:46 PM (NpAcC)

There's three types of people in this world, Chuck: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Posted by: yes, Gary, yes! at April 10, 2026 02:49 PM (TbWk/)

182 The British boast about their National Health? Have you seen their teeth?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (ODRj8)

183 Putin is male, Starmer is, hell not sure what you call it.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (pDt9x)

184 >>> I think the Cajun Navy could beat the UK Navy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

The cashier at Old Navy could beat the UK Navy.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 10, 2026 02:43 PM (MDua2)


Each individual member of The Village People singing their part of In the Navy could beat the UK Navy.

Posted by: banana Dream - search the world for pleather at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (3uBP9)

185 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)


Good Lord Sponge, you can't catch a break... I'll say a little prayer for you all...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (RHvlD)

186 The atrophy of the Royal Navy is completely incongruous with the English disposition towards Russia.

The only reason not sharing a land border with Europe is beneficial hinges on you having a Naval Advantage.

Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

187 Putin is doing what is best for Russia, just like Trump is doing what is best for America. I can respect that if not like all his means, but other countries say that about Trump and they can eff off.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:51 PM (aZm/F)

188 Related: US Border Patrol just stopped 4 British citizens who illegally crossed the border from Canada.

Their names?

Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh. Ahh yes, they're clearly just lost trying to find good fish and chips.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)

189 How bad is it that Keir makes Macron look like a tough guy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 10, 2026 02:51 PM (IifOV)

190 Putin is like three feet tall. We should give him and Starmer pillows so they could fight it out.

Gonna have to go with Putin, who is a Judo black belt, in that fight.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 10, 2026 02:51 PM (Da7Vv)

191 There's three types of people in this world, Chuck: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

It's kind of shocking how much sense that speech makes, really.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

192 Prayers for you and family Sponge. Hope your kiddo does some reflecting.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:47 PM (pDt9x)



Thank you. I'm just trying to get my head right and not have a heart attack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

193 Willow'd:

261
Transgender is the worst gaslighting since Covid. Which as the worst gaslight ing since climate change....
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

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It makes me wonder what the next big thing will be. Climate change, illegal immigration, and transgenderism seem to be going downhill in voters' minds. I'm thinking a return to good ol' basic wealth taxes and socialism in general are the next big battles. The classics never fail!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)


I think it will be, "Israel is an apartheid, war crime, genocidal pariah State." It's already being said on the online Left without pushback, soon to be the "common wisdom" spouted by mainstream Democrats and cable talking heads, then broadcast news hosts as well.

Anti-Zionism is the gateway drug of anti-nationalism, and the inversion of antifascist = antijew makes it a great purity test. So, it's perfect for the Worldies in their pursuit of a New World Order with One World Gov't, the biggest confidence scheme in history, with all global accumulated wealth and absolute power over every human as the prize. And with an incentive like that, they will never ever stop trying.

Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)

194 29 14
Trump should offer to patrol it and rename it The American Channel.
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As long as we get toll booths at both exits. Same deal with the Persian Gulf and Gulf of America.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 02:19 PM (n17eQ)


Lol and charge the British a toll to pass thru it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (i0Hi3)

195 Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh. Ahh yes, they're clearly just lost trying to find good fish and chips.
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So english men.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (xvV+O)

196 >>>Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh.

derka derka muhammed jihad

Posted by: brak at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (jGJov)

197 Ruined Brittania

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (Cqx++)

198 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (Ia/+0)

199 178 Putin is like three feet tall. We should give him and Starmer pillows so they could fight it out.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (9I5W+)
_________________________

I'd like to see Trump hire Jesse Kelly as a liason to Russia so that he's there at every meeting and negotiation. Kelly is 6'9". It would be hilarious, and you know Kelly would enjoy it, making sure to stand next to Putin whenever possible.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (dIske)

200
Good Lord Sponge, you can't catch a break... I'll say a little prayer for you all...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (RHvlD)



No kidding. I pissed someone off and they're getting back at me tooth and nail. The black cloud hasn't left yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

201 the vaunted British Navy no longer controls the English Channel.

But they have made the UK safe for moslem pedophiles, so they have that going for them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2026 02:54 PM (CHHv1)

202 @Sponge, was anyone hurt, in a hospital ?

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:55 PM (GD0B3)

203 The black cloud hasn't left yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

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It will, Sponge, it will!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:55 PM (aZm/F)

204 Ace, I just found the time to read your two earlier posts.

Superb.

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

205 200
Good Lord Sponge, you can't catch a break... I'll say a little prayer for you all...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (RHvlD)


No kidding. I pissed someone off and they're getting back at me tooth and nail. The black cloud hasn't left yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

Having a "Job" season. That sucks.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:55 PM (pDt9x)

206 I'd like to see Trump hire Jesse Kelly as a liason to Russia so that he's there at every meeting and negotiation. Kelly is 6'9". It would be hilarious, and you know Kelly would enjoy it, making sure to stand next to Putin whenever possible.

How tall is Barron? He and Jesse Kelly could flank Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 02:56 PM (2ocoG)

207 I dunno. I would hope for injuries on both sides. But if a midget started doing judo I’d at least get a good laugh out of it.

Besides Starmer would call for a truce the minute his hair got messed.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:56 PM (RglcL)

208 Ruled Britannia
Britannia rule by Islam
They will soon become Muslim's slaves

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 02:56 PM (Ia/+0)

209 Hope things start improving for you, Sponge.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2026 02:56 PM (CHHv1)

210 This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I finished all of the LOTR books...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:57 PM (RHvlD)

211 @Sponge, was anyone hurt, in a hospital ?
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:55 PM (GD0B3)



No. She's fine and the cars were parked and unoccupied.

I'm just absolutely flabbergasted about it. I mean, it's a college town. F*cking Uber home. $20 is better than this shit. And we've TOLD her over and over and over.

Alcohol wins every time. You can't defeat it.

And yet, here we are.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:57 PM (IXZGh)

212

Search Assist



Vladimir Putin's official height is reported to be 5 feet 7 inches (170 cm), but some estimates suggest he could be as short as 5 feet 2 inches (157 cm).

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:57 PM (pDt9x)

213 Time for another zombie movie.

In many respects, aren't these the story of the West versus Islam?

I hope Romero doesn't have a fourth wise black man. He was ahead of his time in that regard.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)

214 I think it will be, "Israel is an apartheid, war crime, genocidal pariah State." It's already being said on the online Left without pushback, soon to be the "common wisdom" spouted by mainstream Democrats and cable talking heads, then broadcast news hosts as well.
___

That girl in the back of the truck, with legs at impossible angles and barely any clothing, paraded around to jeers and spit from the Palestinian savage civilians after Oct 7? She had it coming, I guess.

That's why I'm done with the anti-Israel just asking questions sh(t from Tucker.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)

215 Hope things start improving for you, Sponge.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2026 02:56 PM (CHHv1)



Thank you. I do too.

I'm aging a hell of a lot faster than I want to, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

216 Since they provide nothing, they get no say in anything.

Mark my words - in 10 years Great Briton will either be begging to be annexed by the U.S. or be a broken-down Muslim satrapy.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (vOtXJ)

217 That Rutte guy, with his unfortunate forehead and beaver teeth, looks to be Rubio's poodle (for Marco to kick around behind closed doors).

He seemed a bit nervous, watching Sec Rubio, then the thumbs up.

Pathetic. These "men" are pathetic (not Sec Rubio), but the effete "men" who think are in charge of the world from their ivory towers.

I'm to the point of yelling shame and throwing rotten fruit and vegetables.

We now need to bring back duels at dawn for this loon and Starmer.

I say this as I bang my sterling topped ebony cane and rattle cages. Which is basically the UK Parliament and how it works. Worthless as well. Put them all on their defunct ships (except Rupert Lowe) and sink them. Good for making reefs.

In reality I need to do chores and swill wine for victory if I conquer anything in my castle.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (WONhk)

218 >>This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I finished all of the LOTR books...


So The Scouring of The Shire is fresh in your memory.

Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (TLp3A)

219 Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)

No it will be human sacrifice. Starting with MAID.

It has all the ingredients. Worship of death, "compassion" turned on its ever-loving head, and it turns the stomachs of the sane.

Hence very easy to predict as the Next Thing.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (vC6mJ)

220
It will, Sponge, it will!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 02:55 PM (aZm/F)



I appreciate your positivity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

221 English sailors are... get this... going on strike for greater pay.

https://tinyurl.com/4tjkt4ma

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (El6/E)

222 The next UK general election must be held before August, 2029.

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

223 You know who else was undefeated?

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (vC6mJ)

224 So The Scouring of The Shire is fresh in your memory.
Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (TLp3A)


Yes... Finished the last book yesterday

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (RHvlD)

225 The only reason NATO SecGen Mark Rutte sounds like an all-in, full-throated Trump supporter is because Trump (probably) told him that the US is ready to walk away, and Rutte will have the joy of being the one who imploded NATO.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (bufu1)

226 Since the Channel is about 20 miles across it should be possible for Britain to use the RAF as backup for Royal Army helicopters to seize ships, coupled with artillery.

Posted by: Speller at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (pSotA)

227
I think the Cajun Navy could beat the UK Navy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

The cashier at Old Navy could beat the UK Navy.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

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Navy Joan Biden could beat the UK Navy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (n7rxJ)

228 Prayers Sponge

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (T+ycL)

229 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

It will pass and you do NOT need me to remind you to count your blessings. You have at least one big recent one that I know of.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (vC6mJ)

230 210 This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I finished all of the LOTR books...
Posted by: It's me donna

Sauron's navy from Umbar, manned by corsairs and oared by slaves could easily defeat today's British navy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (Dv3i1)

231 No. She's fine and the cars were parked and unoccupied.

I'm just absolutely flabbergasted about it. I mean, it's a college town. F*cking Uber home. $20 is better than this shit. And we've TOLD her over and over and over.

Alcohol wins every time. You can't defeat it.

And yet, here we are.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:57 PM (IXZGh)

oh. then all is well. yeah I know, college..take the car away until she is 35!

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)

232 I appreciate your positivity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

Did they arrest her ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (RHvlD)

233 It makes me wonder what the next big thing will be. Climate change, illegal immigration, and transgenderism seem to be going downhill in voters' minds. I'm thinking a return to good ol' basic wealth taxes and socialism in general are the next big battles. The classics never fail!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 10, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

Bestial necrophilia...

I've been calling that for a while now.

C'mon. Look at all the crazy crap we have now and ask if your younger selves could have imagined it happening.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (Sco7b)

234 But we have free medical care and no guns unlike you uncouth backward Americans.

Posted by: The Brits at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (TcMLU)

235 Has the HMS Dragon been deployed yet to Sicily to pick up an order of caponata?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (Fbc0I)

236 Also Starmer claimed that they couldn't board Russian ships because it would cause an "International incident" not that they only have like 20k sailors and 2 usable ships.

The man is pathetic and England is lost. Not going to be, not will be, not in the future, England is over. They have no real industry. They import half their food. They have effectively no military. They have no power. All that is left is the GMT time zone and the reputation of being a financial powerhouse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (El6/E)

237 Who needs a stupid Navy when you have the wonderful NHS?

Posted by: The Brits at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (TcMLU)

238 But we have free medical care and no guns unlike you uncouth backward Americans.

Posted by: The Brits at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM


We have teeth.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

239 Nelson had over 100 ships of the line at Trafalgar.
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He had 27.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (5laSV)

240 Said it for decades. The Brits have never been friends of the US. When they couldn't rule us anymore - they never stopped trying to co-opt us. Use us to their own ends.

This isn't new. They've consistently shit on every white colony they lost control of. Ask the Rhodesians. The South Africans.

Piss on the Brits. They get what they deserve.

Posted by: Yep at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (KVa9+)

241 224 So The Scouring of The Shire is fresh in your memory.
Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (TLp3A)


Yes... Finished the last book yesterday
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (RHvlD)

And your verdict? If interested, try the Silmarillion. The backstory to the Third Age where the LoTR action takes place. I liked it.

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (pDt9x)

242 Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)

No it will be human sacrifice. Starting with MAID.

It has all the ingredients. Worship of death, "compassion" turned on its ever-loving head, and it turns the stomachs of the sane.

Hence very easy to predict as the Next Thing.
Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (vC6mJ)

The Brit National Health service has already commandeered some kids to die without treatment rather than let them seek free medical treatment abroad.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (8avO+)

243 Prayers Sponge
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (T+ycL)



Thanks. When do you move?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (IXZGh)

244 Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:44 PM (RHvlD)

Awhhh. Poor pooch.Sorry I confused them!!!

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:02 PM (vC6mJ)

245
Did they arrest her ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (RHvlD)



Yes. She refused the sobriety test. Not sure if she ever took one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:02 PM (IXZGh)

246 The next UK general election must be held before August, 2029.

The Prime Minister has no support or political clout, parliament is hated. They should have had an election last year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:02 PM (El6/E)

247 210 This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, but I finished all of the LOTR books...
Posted by: It's me donna

Sauron's navy from Umbar, manned by corsairs and oared by slaves could easily defeat today's British navy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (Dv3i1)
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Three Orcs in a canoe could probably manage to defeat Britain's once-mighty navy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 03:02 PM (ESVrU)

248 oh. then all is well. yeah I know, college..take the car away until she is 35!
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)



That's the plan, most likely.

Here. Enjoy the bed you made.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:03 PM (IXZGh)

249 Since the Channel is about 20 miles across it should be possible for Britain to use the RAF as backup for Royal Army helicopters to seize ships, coupled with artillery.
Posted by: Speller at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (pSotA)

They sent their artillery to Ukraine years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:03 PM (8avO+)

250 128 BTW, has nothing to do with the UK, but Ireland is revolting.
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (GD0B3)

If they light the beacons, does Boston have to send aid?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 10, 2026 03:03 PM (w/O5Q)

251 And your verdict? If interested, try the Silmarillion. The backstory to the Third Age where the LoTR action takes place. I liked it.



Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (pDt9x

Loved it... will look into that book... Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:03 PM (RHvlD)

252 Ireland is revolting.
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (GD0B3)

Everything but the redheads, yes

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (vC6mJ)

253 Old Navy over British Navy by 7.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b)

254 “The UK is in the Dar al-Islam” in 5, 4, 3, 2…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (TcMLU)

255 The Florida boating community (with guns) could take the UK Navy.

I'm sure there are a few Vets who are explosive experts in the boating community.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (aZm/F)

256 Who needs a stupid Navy when you have the wonderful NHS?

Posted by: The Brits at April 10, 2026 03:01 PM (TcMLU)



*fistbump*

Posted by: The Canadian Health Care System at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (IXZGh)

257 Well, clearly, Britain doesn't need NATO.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (ndZc7)

258 What has become clear; in spite of Maritime Law, Russia controls The English Channel and Iran (IRGC) controls The Straits of Hormuz.
Currently, thanks to Trump (not Jimmy Carter or China), The United States Controls the Panama Canal. That is under Maritime Law.
England and the British Isles are nothing more than a flaky pastry ready to crumble and be consumed by foreigners.
The British Monarchy is now nothing more than rice paper pleading to be shredded thanks to The British government and their spongy/woke 'King' Charles III who is a pig waiting to be slaughtered for dinner.
May our Creator grant them a quick/painless death.

Posted by: John at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (0DsdP)

259 252 Ireland is revolting.
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM (GD0B3)

Everything but the redheads, yes
Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:04 PM (vC6mJ)

That explains why the media is silent on Ireland.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (TcMLU)

260 Diiiiiiiiie Britannia
Vlad Gangsta rules your waves

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (iXqHn)

261 Nelson had over 100 ships of the line at Trafalgar.
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He had 27.

I mean, maybe more frigates sloops and brigs, but not 100. Any ship below a 2rd rate didn't count for the line and was not directly involved.

The English were outnumbered, by better ships. But they had better leadership, more aggression, and fought their ships better.

Now they can barely get a ship to sail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (El6/E)

262 This isn't new. They've consistently shit on every white colony they lost control of. Ask the Rhodesians. The South Africans.
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Both of these were their last gained holdings. Gold and diamonds are pretty good reason to grab a colony, though. Interestingly, their empire began by going to war with the Dutch. And its last acquisition was from the Dutch.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (n17eQ)

263 It will pass and you do NOT need me to remind you to count your blessings. You have at least one big recent one that I know of.
Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:00 PM (vC6mJ)



Agreed.

Posted by: The Canadian Health Care System at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (IXZGh)

264 192 Prayers for you and family Sponge. Hope your kiddo does some reflecting.
Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 02:47 PM (pDt9x)


Thank you. I'm just trying to get my head right and not have a heart attack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (IXZGh)
......................................
Don't have a heart attack as I believe it will get better. Prayers.

We did not have it this bad, but there were times I thought I'd stroke out with anger with our #1 son in college. He burned out a car engine by not checking oil. Brought a girl to our house when we were out of town. Toured universities on our dime then student loans. Many, many girlfriends. It seemed to go on and on, our agony.

Over time and with the luck of us not murdering him, he's a good married man now and votes conservative. But he put us through the dual hell that we gave our own parents in college times 100.

Prayers. Try hard to stay healthy. No one else was hurt, including your daughter. May she learn from this mistake.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (WONhk)

265 And shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (IXZGh)

266 FIVE lousy destroyers? What a sad joke.

In WWII the US had so many destroyers it lost count. Copilot puts the number at "about 377." And "Great" Britain can field five.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:06 PM (2LcEm)

267 The NATO head was on Jake Tapper's and Tapper asked him if Trump/Bibi going into Iran made us safer and Rutte said yes, definitely... I think Tapper didn't expect that...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:06 PM (RHvlD)

268 The British Monarchy is now nothing more than rice paper pleading to be shredded thanks to The British government and their spongy/woke 'King' Charles III who is a pig waiting to be slaughtered for dinner.
May our Creator grant them a quick/painless death.
Posted by: John at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (0DsdP)

Leave the Princess of Wales out of this you bastard!

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:06 PM (TcMLU)

269 BTW, has nothing to do with the UK, but Ireland is revolting.
Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 02:40 PM


In fairness, there are still a few rural areas of Ireland that are penguin-free.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (0sNs1)

270 I think Tapper didn't expect that...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:06 PM (RHvlD)



I read where Tapper tried to get the guy to talk shit about Trump, but he wouldn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (IXZGh)

271 "Russian frigate escorts sanctioned tankers through British waters despite PM's vow to seize vessels"


That was a literal smack in the face to the UK. From this point forward "great" britian is no longer a player on the world's stage. A shame really as just 80 years ago they had an actual no $hit empire and the worlds second largest navy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (0N4FZ)

272 The Japanese post of the day on X:

KK
@kenki_kids

After getting all lovey-dovey with my favorite girl in her early 20s at the handjob parlor and having her jerk me off, I headed to my usual sushi spot. The best.


I have so many questions.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (2ocoG)

273 Now they can barely get a ship to sail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (El6/E)

"This never happens..."

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (vC6mJ)

274 Now they can barely get a ship to sail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (El6/E)
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None, apparently, at a moment's notice. Such a state in the 21st century, gadzooks.

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 03:08 PM (rj6Yv)

275 FoxNews

Hezbollah firing rockets into Northern Israel....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:08 PM (Sco7b)

276 I have to go, but wanted you Morons and 'ettes to know how much I love you. This is my sane place.

To be betting with Old Navy and Floridian boaters against the UK Navy is perfection!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 03:08 PM (WONhk)

277 199 178 Putin is like three feet tall. We should give him and Starmer pillows so they could fight it out.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 10, 2026 02:48 PM (9I5W+)
_________________________

I'd like to see Trump hire Jesse Kelly as a liason to Russia so that he's there at every meeting and negotiation. Kelly is 6'9". It would be hilarious, and you know Kelly would enjoy it, making sure to stand next to Putin whenever possible.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 02:53 PM (dIske)

Hell, Trump is like 6'3" or something, he would tower over Putin.

Notice at all those "summits", they all seem to have Putin and POTUS sitting in chairs for the press availability.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 10, 2026 03:08 PM (k1E2D)

278 @kenki_kids

After getting all lovey-dovey with my favorite girl in her early 20s at the handjob parlor and having her jerk me off, I headed to my usual sushi spot. The best.

I have so many questions.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (2ocoG)



Sushi and a Hand Job Day?

So close to Steak and a BJ Day?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

279 Don't worry, the Brits will mine the channel and charge a toll for safe passage.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (Fbc0I)

280 272 The Japanese post of the day on X:

KK
@kenki_kids

After getting all lovey-dovey with my favorite girl in her early 20s at the handjob parlor and having her jerk me off, I headed to my usual sushi spot. The best.

I have so many questions.
Posted by: Ian S.

Grok took over the translations on X. Probably an error in translation. Probably just refers to a hand massage with lotion.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (Dv3i1)

281 What an embarrassment. I imagine Germany is in even worse shape.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (0U5gm)

282 Putin could literally invade the UK and nobody would do shit, would they?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

283 275 FoxNews

Hezbollah firing rockets into Northern Israel....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:08 PM (Sco7b)

Well , of course. Did anyone really expect anything else?

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (pDt9x)

284 Sponge hang in there

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (Ia/+0)

285 FIVE lousy destroyers? What a sad joke.

In WWII the US had so many destroyers it lost count. Copilot puts the number at "about 377." And "Great" Britain can field five.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:06 PM (2LcEm)


They have five they have not scrapped. Many of those are in long term repair that is planned to take 5 years and probably will take longer. They don't want to pay for maintenance or updating.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

286 Sponge,
So she's the one who hit my son's parked car🤔
Joking, but my son had his car parked and doesn't drive much since he's on campus. He came out and someone had hit him and knocked out his tail light and scraped up the backside of his car. Of course they didn't leave a note so it's all on our insurance. Yay.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (s7suz)

287 Hell, Trump is like 6'3" or something, he would tower over Putin.

Given sufficiently high heels, AtC would tower over Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

288 Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves

https://is.gd/iEUpbp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (ndZc7)

289 264 We did not have it this bad, but there were times I thought I'd stroke out with anger with our #1 son in college. He burned out a car engine by not checking oil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 03:05 PM (WONhk)

The one time I was seriously so afraid of my father that I thought he was actually going to follow through on his threats to shoot me was when I didn't notice my car had an oil leak and I burned out the engine.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (iXqHn)

290 Power politics is back, baby!

Posted by: Max Power at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (q177U)

291 Both of these were their last gained holdings. Gold and diamonds are pretty good reason to grab a colony, though. Interestingly, their empire began by going to war with the Dutch. And its last acquisition was from the Dutch.

Originally it was just strategically valuable for the war. It gave England a port on the way to India, and every time there was peace they kept having to give it back to the Dutch. Kinda like Gibraltar, they'd give it back to the Spanish then have to take it back.

It just turned out to also have lots of nice resources as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (El6/E)

292 Putin could literally invade the UK and nobody would do shit, would they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

Why would he want to, he has plenty of Muslims already.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

293 Sponge hang in there
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (Ia/+0)



Doing my best, Cap'n.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (IXZGh)

294 Hey guys. Anybody want to play nude rounders?

Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (XJzAV)

295 Nelson had 27 Ships of The Line at Trafalgar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


And he beat 35 if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (0U5gm)

296 287 Hell, Trump is like 6'3" or something, he would tower over Putin.

Given sufficiently high heels, AtC would tower over Putin.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

But Putin has the best Badass Smirk and Badass "I could f***ing kill you any time I want" Laugh.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (iXqHn)

297 Grok took over the translations on X. Probably an error in translation. Probably just refers to a hand massage with lotion.

I thought that at first, but one of the replies (also from a Japanese person) was that both handjobs and sushi preparation are all in the grip, which sounds something Ace would say.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

298 have so many questions.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:07 PM (2ocoG)

You mean like why did he have to specify that he got "jerked off" at the handjob parlor?

Was he trying to eliminate any trace of potential confusion because I think the name took care of that

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (vC6mJ)

299 yeah, they liked the proverbial "gray men" in the KGB, nondescript. you would not want someone go around saying "hey , what is that tall guy up to ??"

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (GD0B3)

300 >> Putin could literally invade the UK and nobody would do shit, would they?

As long as he kept the handouts coming the English wouldn’t budge.

Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (XJzAV)

301 Sponge,
So she's the one who hit my son's parked car🤔
Joking, but my son had his car parked and doesn't drive much since he's on campus. He came out and someone had hit him and knocked out his tail light and scraped up the backside of his car. Of course they didn't leave a note so it's all on our insurance. Yay.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (s7suz)



She didn't flee, stayed till the cops got there and I guess "volunteered" she'd been drinking.........

She'd already been popped for bumping into a truck and leaving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)

302 Posted earlier Putin is either 5'7", normal lower end, or 5'2" ( no putting lipstick on THAT ). I imagine in Russia he is 5'7", everywhere else, 5'2".

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 03:12 PM (pDt9x)

303 300 >> Putin could literally invade the UK and nobody would do shit, would they?

As long as he kept the handouts coming the English wouldn’t budge.
Posted by: Keir Starmer at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (XJzAV)

See, I don't think Putin would actually want to conquer any of Western Europe.

He'd just break it and laugh, then ride off into the sunset topless on his horse.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

304 What an embarrassment. I imagine Germany is in even worse shape.

All of Europe is, from what I can tell. Like I said a couple times before, NATO didn't turn down Trump's request for them to patrol the Strait and protect their interests because of politics. They did it because they literally cannot. They don't have the ships, the men, the oil, or the resources.

Europe keeps acting like they are afraid of Russia invading but they strip their military back more and more. Its obvious that they do not actually fear any such thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:13 PM (El6/E)

305 Oh, but keep seeing other Muslim countries keep saying Israel is doing war crimes.

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:13 PM (Ia/+0)

306 Oh, but keep seeing other Muslim countries keep saying Israel is doing war crimes.

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Day ending in a "y"

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

307 Since the Channel is about 20 miles across it should be possible for Britain to use the RAF as backup for Royal Army helicopters to seize ships, coupled with artillery.
Posted by: Speller at April 10, 2026 02:59 PM (pSotA)

A warship can protect itself and the boarding crew, a helicopter can't.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 10, 2026 03:14 PM (k1E2D)

308 Europe keeps acting like they are afraid of Russia invading but they strip their military back more and more. Its obvious that they do not actually fear any such thing.
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Precisely. Their defense plan is keeping America in NATO by hook or crook. See Ukraine.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 03:14 PM (n17eQ)

309 It would be great if Britain rearmed herself. It would give us a sneak-peak at how an Arab Army with modern technology would try to wage war.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)

310 And he beat 35 if I recall correctly.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (0U5gm)
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33. Close.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (5laSV)

311 All of Western Europe is held by the throat by Muslims so doing what they want done.

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

312 304 Europe keeps acting like they are afraid of Russia invading but they strip their military back more and more. Its obvious that they do not actually fear any such thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:13 PM (El6/E)

Because they know he doesn't want to be saddled with their miserable sack of shit, financially-insolvent countries and their miserable sack of shit people.

He'd just want to stomp their face into the mud, at most.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)

313 Putin could literally invade the UK and nobody would do shit, would they?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

Does laughing count as shit

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (vC6mJ)

314 It would be great if Britain rearmed herself. It would give us a sneak-peak at how an Arab Army with modern technology would try to wage war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (IXZGh)

315 Europe keeps acting like they are afraid of Russia invading but they strip their military back more and more. Its obvious that they do not actually fear any such thing.

Because they know the same Warcocks here just can't stand the idea of a war in Europe without our boys on the field. Like their favorite sports team getting left out of the championship tournament.

Posted by: Yep at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (KVa9+)

316 Want to laugh? HMS Victory couldn't do shit either. It's in permanent drydock. Like the rest of their fleet, apparently.
Oldest warship afloat is the USS Constitution.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (LdBR/)

317 Nood.

Fun thread

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (Sco7b)

318 It would be great if Britain rearmed herself. It would give us a sneak-peak at how an Arab Army with modern technology would try to wage war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)

We saw that in Egypt in 67 and 73, and Iraq after that. If they do good prep they can do a good initial offensive, but once things get frisky they tend to get outdone and crumble apart.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

319 The one time I was seriously so afraid of my father that I thought he was actually going to follow through on his threats to shoot me was when I didn't notice my car had an oil leak and I burned out the engine.
Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (iXqHn)
......................
Our boy was lucky at the time to be 2.5hrs away in Tampa and we were on the Atlantic. He had an oil leak he ignored as he drove all over the state to play his sax in gigs while in college.

This was his second car after two accidents, one totalling his first car. Neither accident was his fault.

That black cloud did hover over him for a couple of years and we dealt with it with much anger and angst. And he was the "smart one" from kindergarten to 12th grade. College upended that title. Our second boy sailed through in 4yrs of engineering and bloomed in college.

You never know which way your kids will go. Thankfully ours were so afraid of us they did not do drugs and told us when they started drinking (at party schools,no less, UF and FSU) at age 20yrs. The fear of parents works along with the love that you have to continue (well, the liking him at those times part, we always loved him).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (WONhk)

320 Oldest warship afloat is the USS Constitution.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (LdBR/)

What about the USS Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:17 PM (vC6mJ)

321 Ace dangling red meat for the horde.

NOOD!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 03:17 PM (Dv3i1)

322 Noodie doodie Dooooooooo

"Scooby, take that sock out of your mouth"

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:17 PM (dIske)

323 If China had any urge to colonize, they'd act now.

We're not in WWIII. Dummies.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 03:18 PM (Fbc0I)

324 FIVE lousy destroyers? What a sad joke.

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Problem is easily solved. Just change the name from destroyers to ticklers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:18 PM (ndZc7)

325 Given sufficiently high heels, AtC would tower over Putin.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

But Putin has the best Badass Smirk and Badass "I could f***ing kill you any time I want" Laugh.
Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:11 PM (iXqHn)

Let's not get carried away, AtC would be at best eye level, and AtC would sink the shiv into your heart all while blessing that heart.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 10, 2026 03:18 PM (k1E2D)

326 Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves

https://is.gd/iEUpbp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:10 PM (ndZc7)
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"Rule Brittania" is an annual wall-banger at the Proms. Might be worth watching LIVE at the Royal Albert Hall this year.

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

327
Good Lord Sponge, you can't catch a break... I'll say a little prayer for you all...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 02:50 PM (RHvlD)


No kidding. I pissed someone off and they're getting back at me tooth and nail. The black cloud hasn't left yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 10, 2026 02:54 PM (IXZGh)



Not to make light of a bad situation, but you're kinda reminding me of the last episode of Landman this year. Billy Bob Thornton is in his truck trying to solve problems on the phone while whizzing down the highway and finally looks up at the sky

"Well, God? You got anything else? Just dump it the fuck down on me!"

2 seconds later a multicar pileup almost gets him killed. Billy Bob gets out of his car...

"That was low, God. That was fuckin' dirty."

On a happier note, the episode ends with one of the most hopeful scenes that Taylor Sheridan has ever written.

Stay strong, brother.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (JoTi8)

328 Europe keeps acting like they are afraid of Russia invading but they strip their military back more and more. Its obvious that they do not actually fear any such thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:13 PM


Poland is pretty much the only thing keeping putin from rollinig into europe at this point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (0N4FZ)

329 According to our own U.S. Government, we are oil independent.
Therefore, we should declare that all goals in Iran have been achieved and our military should leave the Persian Gulf, Arabian Sea Theater. Tell Europe it is now their problem. Do not provide Europe or Britain with our oil or natural gas. Let them work it out. They will have a 'Coming to God' moment.
Israel is not politically monochromatic.
They have a conservative faction that is hell-bent-for-leather defending their sovereignty. The other faction is traditional Jewish socialism. The Jewish Socialists believe themselves to be superior and hate their conservatives. Those Jewish Socialists will do/say anything to undermine the conservatives, even at their own demise.

Posted by: John at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (0DsdP)

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