Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals: Pornographers Have No "Right" to Sell Their Pornography to Taxpayer Funded School Libraries So That Children Have Access to Their Porn


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A coalition of LGBT groups, free-speech organizations, authors, and publishers is challenging an Iowa law requiring schools to ensure that books are "age-appropriate." Senate File 496 explicitly refers to books with "descriptions or visual depictions of a sex act" and says school libraries cannot hand them out to kids. This upset Penguin Random House, Hachette Book Group, and HarperCollins, who all really want to place pornographic books in front of kids. However, the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals reversed a preliminary injunction against the law, holding that schools have a "legitimate pedagogical" interest in which books are accessible to kids during the day. ... The court further ruled that children do not have a right to read certain books in schools, and this does not amount to a book ban. "The First Amendment does not guarantee students the right to access books of their choosing at taxpayer expense," the ruling stated, citing case precedents. Hello! Happy Thursday, one of the best days of the week! Just a quick slumpbuster if you would, or even if you wouldn't. Here's a little news on me: I got almost eight hours of uninterrupted sleep last night and my energy levels are yuge. I've gotten a huge amount done this morning. Went after it hard twenty minutes after getting up. Unfortunately I've been working on a bunch of things to the exclusion of the first post of the day, which is why I'm posting this quickie. (Oh, varnishing done, but there is a little left in the can so I'm going to slop on one more coat on to the top.) Man, do you people routinely get a full night of sleep and have this much energy? If so, I feel really cheated. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 First Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 09, 2026 12:16 PM (VkY89) 2 Nooded, and good afternoon, Ace. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:16 PM (NcvvS) 3 Off to Blade the others. Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 09, 2026 12:17 PM (VkY89) 4 I've gotten a huge amount done this morning. Went after it hard twenty minutes after getting up. Wait, has M. Pete hijacked the site? Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t) 5 M. Pete just had to leave the library, disappointed. Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 12:18 PM (gKWVE) 6 "This upset Penguin Random House" Is anyone surprised? Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 09, 2026 12:18 PM (vFG9F) 7 The students can use National Geographic like we did! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7) 8 Libraries are practically the only purchasers of many left wing trash books I suspect. Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2026 12:19 PM (YwEeS) 9 It a quickie grandma not quiche. Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 09, 2026 12:19 PM (VkY89) 10 The court further ruled that children do not have a right to read certain books in schools, and this does not amount to a book ban. Correct. "You can't read it at school on the taxpayer's dime" is not the same as "you can't read it." Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 09, 2026 12:19 PM (FmapG) 11 "I got almost eight hours of uninterrupted sleep last night and my energy levels are yuge." Well, the fat bump of yayo helped too .... Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 09, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/) 12 Ace, pre-varnishing: Man, do you people routinely get a full night of sleep and have this much energy? If so, I feel really cheated. Ace, post-varnishing: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t) 13 I wish I could get a full 8 hours sleep. Haven't for more than 2 decades. I've tried every recommended thing ever for insomnia. My body just doesn't want to do it. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2026 12:20 PM (n5tGW) 14 Man, do you people routinely get a full night of sleep and have this much energy? If so, I feel really cheated. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM I woke up at 4 am this morning. I did not want to wake up at 4 am this morning. So, no. Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2026 12:20 PM (wtvvX) 15 "This violates the Free Leech clause of the First Amendment. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 12:20 PM (sZLk3) 16 What is a child? Posted by: Ketanji Action Jackson at April 09, 2026 12:20 PM (affD0) 17 Damn, 8 hours in a row??? My 29 year-old bladder just laughs at that suggestion..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (dmDsy) 18 I need about 11 hours in bed to get 8 hours of sleep. Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (YwEeS) 19 Note that this is the 8th Circuit. If it's appealed to SCOTUS, I can't wait to hear KBJ's rationale for why schoolkids SHOULD be exposed to porn. Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t) 20 When you get a bit past 29, you'll find that your bladder almost never allows you eight consecutive hours of sleep. Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (AlhUl) 21 >>Man, do you people routinely get a full night of sleep and have this much energy? If so, I feel really cheated. Need only about 6 1/2 hours of sleep. Usually wake up to turn over once, then out until the alarm. Honestly, have to be sick to get 8 hours. Causes a little tension because wife truly needs about 9 hours and the almost 1-year-old pup can be a little dynamic at bedtime. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS) 22 coalition of LGBT groups, free-speech organizations, authors, and publishers is challenging an Iowa law requiring schools to ensure that books are "age-appropriate." "Free speech organizations"? Sure. Pull the other one, ok? Posted by: man at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (XuXeR) 23 "Went after it hard twenty minutes after getting up." [Perks up] -- That Gay Masturbating Guy Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/) 24 Ever since my knee replacement in January I suck at sleep. It's worrying me. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (4tMC7) 25 Varnish Fumes are a great for deep sleep. Posted by: pudinhead at April 09, 2026 12:22 PM (n17eQ) 26 (Oh, varnishing done, but there is a little left in the can so I'm going to slop on one more coat on to the top.) ================ Fabulous! Nothing like a sense of accomplishment and an actual physical thing to confirm it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2026 12:22 PM (n7rxJ) 27 Good afternoon Ace and everyone Dirty job today Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2026 12:22 PM (HUH8y) 28 The great thing about this decision is they didn't chump out, they extended it to all books so schools can clear out a bunch of crap without facing lawsuits. Good schools anyway. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2026 12:22 PM (n5tGW) 29 I can't wait to hear KBJ's rationale for why schoolkids SHOULD be exposed to porn. Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t) ----- I'd honestly rather read the musings of Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro VT than try to make heads or tails of any "opinion" that abject retard "writes." Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (oqH4h) 30 Does anyone think Jennifer Newsom is allowed to drive golf carts still? It's been on my mind. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (4tMC7) 31 My state has initiated age verification for access to adult websites. I am in favor of this, and still mindful of the First Amendment issues involved. Would be interesting to see any stats the state has on adult site access before and after the new requirement. Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x) 32 Eight hours? I’m lucky if I get four. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud) 33 Breathing varnish fumes could promote good sleep, more after the click! Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (cWLG3) 34 28 The great thing about this decision is they didn't chump out, they extended it to all books so schools can clear out a bunch of crap without facing lawsuits. Good schools anyway. Bring that gay porn back and put it at the front of the library! Posted by: Judge Boasberg at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t) 35 20 When you get a bit past 29, you'll find that your bladder almost never allows you eight consecutive hours of sleep. Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (AlhUl) I didn't start having that issue until I was twice that age. Which was "a few" years ago now... Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (wtvvX) 36 Most lieberries today are run by liberal whacko women who love spending the tax dollars on "Heater's Little Man And His Canoe" or "My Two Dads Love Me Too" or "The Penis: A Horror Story" while collecting cats at home and voting democrat. Posted by: Zombie Melvil Dewey, Sex Pervert at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (/1l9x) 37 Ace should try sniffing glue. Posted by: pudinhead at April 09, 2026 12:24 PM (n17eQ) 38 "This upset Penguin Random House, Hachette Book Group, and HarperCollins, who all really want to place pornographic books in front of kids." Pretty sure what they care about most is a steady revenue stream from libraries forced to carry their smut. Follow. The. Money. Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 09, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/) 39 A coalition of LGBT groups,... is challenging an Iowa law requiring schools to ensure that books are "age-appropriate. So LGBT groups, among others want pornography for kids. Fine. This is the kind of stance that makes me lose the very last bit of understanding or sympathy I might have for these abnormal freaks. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2026 12:24 PM (z4+bR) 40 This was a better country when porn wasn't available in children's libraries and people quietly "varnished" behind closed doors and didn't discuss it in mixed company. Posted by: Sandy Britches at April 09, 2026 12:24 PM (oftw2) 41 Ear plugs can help. Doggo The Additional is more prone to night time roaming than Doggo The Original, and I was waking up repeatedly. With the plugs, I don't hear the clicking of paws. Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2026 12:24 PM (LzLR8) 42 I go through cycles where 5-6 hours of sleep is good enough and I have great energy upon waking. I also go through periods where 9 hours doesn't seem like enough and I'm a slug all day. Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (oqH4h) 43 I regularly sleep until 7am... unfortunately, I urinate at 5am Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (affD0) 44 >>My 29 year-old bladder just laughs at that suggestion..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (dmDsy) Works for me: a lot of fluid intake in the morning, but after lunch, closely restricted, then a half-liter of sparkling water (usually spiked) at bedtime. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (NcvvS) 45 I can't wait to hear KBJ's rationale for why schoolkids SHOULD be exposed to porn. Posted by: Archimedes It should be delivered free of charge to their house. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++) 46 37 Ace should try sniffing glue. I hear you can get a good night's sleep by washing out a ship's solvent storage tanks without a mask. Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t) 47 Read the links.... it was pretty much Big Penguin. / Posted by: man at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR) 48 Back in the 70s and early 80s, it is worth noting that all of the public schools which i attended from k-12 pulled the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the shelves and would not allow any of the students to read that issue. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (+9q9x) 49 Old & Busted: Hot glasses wearing librarians. New Hotness: Cat enthusiast multicolored hair lesbian librarians. OK not "HOT" but all you will get now. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (xvV+O) 50 I regularly sleep until 7am... unfortunately, I urinate at 5am That is why we invented binder clips. Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t) 51 My state has initiated age verification for access to adult websites. I am in favor of this, and still mindful of the First Amendment issues involved. Posted by: tubal I always liked the idea of giving porn sites their own top-level domain and creating a "digital red-light area" that would be easy to block at, say, work or schools. Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (a+4eV) 52 Ace: "Went after it hard twenty minutes after getting up." ********** Did you film it and try to sell it to the local school district? Posted by: muldoon at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (qgHp7) 53 Man, do you people routinely get a full night of sleep and have this much energy? If so, I feel really cheated. =============== Never. No matter how many times I swear to myself I WILL brush my teeth, pop in my retainer, get out of my tight clothes, turn off the lights, and get into bed, I just keep collapsing on the couch with all kinds of sleep-inhibiting things in my environment and toss around all night in a low-level state of conscious disturbance that I really should get up and go to bed. Then it's wakeup later than I wanted because I didn't sleep enough and drag around all day until "bed" time. I know people who are completely disciplined about this, and I envy the heck out of them. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (n7rxJ) 54 The more I sleep the more tired I am. Apparently its a thing and it's not sleep apnea. I feel amazing on about 6 hours. Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (8X0wm) 55 So LGBT groups, among others want pornography for kids. But only homosexual pornography. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (n1OCj) 56 >>My 29 year-old bladder just laughs at that suggestion..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (dmDsy) Works for me: a lot of fluid intake in the morning, but after lunch, closely restricted, then a half-liter of sparkling water (usually spiked) at bedtime. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (NcvvS) Interesting, thanks! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (dmDsy) 57 I know what you mean ace about what it’s like when you get a full nights sleep and are operating at 100% capacity. It’s a little like the Limitless drug, except I have a sense after so many 29th birthdays that it’s just a rare glimpse of what used to be “normal.” And it is rare. I’m not sure if it tracks exactly and only with good sleep or more likely other factors, but it is a magical experience that only happens a handful of times…in a year. So like you I try to absolutely make hay on everything when I wake up like that. I would do anything to replicate that every day. Posted by: Mad Max in VA at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (udRx+) 58 allow any of the students to read that issue." "Read"? Cheryl Tiegs in that fishnet suit.... Posted by: man at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR) 59 In reality though, it's not the books in the library. It's the assigned reading, only about 10% of kids voluntarily read. Colleges don't even assign full books anymore. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW) 60 I always liked the idea of giving porn sites their own top-level domain and creating a "digital red-light area" that would be easy to block at, say, work or schools. Posted by: FeatherBlade ===== The Little Monsters always figure out a workaround. Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (LzLR8) 61 >>>So LGBT groups, among others want pornography for kids. But only homosexual pornography. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (n1OCj) Gotta support the team. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (dK+Kv) 62 Never. No matter how many times I swear to myself I WILL brush my teeth, pop in my retainer, get out of my tight clothes, turn off the lights, and get into bed, I just keep collapsing on the couch..... Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (n7rxJ) You know the rule. Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (8X0wm) 63 The crazy years continue. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (BI5O2) 64 Court ruled it was a Mute Point, as all the pages were stuck together anywho. Posted by: Uncle Pervy at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2) 65 Ace, did you do something specific to achieve a good night's sleep? Because if you found something helpful, I might want to try it. Posted by: Statue of Libertine at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (FMtrg) 66 45 I can't wait to hear KBJ's rationale for why schoolkids SHOULD be exposed to porn. Posted by: Archimedes It should be delivered free of charge to their house. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++) -- My 13-yr old self supports this. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (0bjKf) 67 50 I regularly sleep until 7am... unfortunately, I urinate at 5am That is why we invented binder clips. Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t) Or boners. Posted by: Denny Crane - Many A Time I Got Hard To Avoid Wetting The Bed, Among Other Reasons... at April 09, 2026 12:30 PM (dmDsy) 68 The JC Penney Catalog always worked for me... but then again, so did a stiff breeze Posted by: 13 Year Old Boy What Has Pimples on His Bak at April 09, 2026 12:30 PM (affD0) 69 ...I know people who are completely disciplined about this, and I envy the heck out of them. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (n7rxJ) You could like...join the Army? In Basic Training they say "Lights out!" and it's Lights out! That might help. Just sayin'. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (z4+bR) 70 >>The more I sleep the more tired I am. Apparently its a thing and it's not sleep apnea. I feel amazing on about 6 hours. There's a notion about 'sleep-poisoning' (ignore the online bullshit) that sleeping more than you need damages you. This enrages my wife, but it's real for me if going more than 7 hours asleep. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS) 71 The more I sleep the more tired I am. Apparently its a thing and it's not sleep apnea. I feel amazing on about 6 hours. Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:27 PM (8X0wm) That's always been the case with me, except when I have a stint of broken, 3-4 hours sleep nights. Then I can go for an 8+ hour night to recharge. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (dK+Kv) 72 24 Ever since my knee replacement in January I suck at sleep. It's worrying me. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (4tMC7) Seeing as a total knee is stalking me: How's the rehab? Do you have full extension / retraction yet? Posted by: browndog says woof at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (3sXRv) 73 While checking for deposit bottles, I found a box of Penthouse magazines in fifth grade. I had my own library where I charged 10 cents for 24 hours of a Penthouse. Luckily never got caught. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (xvV+O) 74 Because if you found something helpful, I might want to try it. Varnish fumes. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (n5tGW) 75 The "Periodicals" room of my hometown library used to be a fantastic source of information, but, sadly, did not carry Hustler or Penthouse. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL) 76 I can't wait to hear KBJ's rationale for why schoolkids SHOULD be exposed to porn. Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t) ----- I'd honestly rather read the musings of Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro VT than try to make heads or tails of any "opinion" that abject retard "writes." Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (oqH4h) Right? When a retarded sock on a website makes more sense and is more interesting to read than that dipshit it makes you just want to baseball bat every republican that confirmed her. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2026 12:32 PM (snZF9) 77 What does say about the poofters on the school boards? They need to be prosecuted. Posted by: TJ jackson at April 09, 2026 12:32 PM (bXvrr) 78 coalition of LGBT groups, free-speech organizations, authors, and publishers is challenging an Iowa law requiring schools to ensure that books are "age-appropriate." --- "Republicans just want to ban books like 'Heather Has Two Mommies' and force everyone to read the Bible!!" - AWFLs who just know all the facts 'cause they watch both CNN and MSNBC. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2026 12:32 PM (HXT0k) 79 this does not amount to a book ban ================ It's funny how they decide which books are "banned" and which just aren't in the tiny little school library, which can never hold the 25 million volumes catalogued in the Library of Congress. The Cat in the Hat isn't in there. So there's no room; it just isn't in there. Heather Has Two Mommies isn't in there? BANNED! BURNED!! Nazis!!!!! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (n7rxJ) 80 >>Interesting, thanks! Hope it helps. Think my bladder has awakened me about 4 times in the last year, and only because of rule-breaking. Good luck! Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS) 81 60 I always liked the idea of giving porn sites their own top-level domain and creating a "digital red-light area" that would be easy to block at, say, work or schools. Posted by: FeatherBlade ===== The Little Monsters always figure out a workaround. Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2026 12:28 PM (LzLR I was curious about how efficient the verification is in practice. Pretty good for the US based and affiliated sites - the ones that most users are familiar with, but non existent coverage for foreign based sites. The kids and the adults who want their content will figure that out quickly, if not already. Incidentally Reddit, which is lousy with the most scurrilous porn imaginable is not considered a porn site. Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (pDt9x) 82 Unfortunately I've been working on a bunch of things to the exclusion of the first post of the day, which is why I'm posting this quickie. Who told you that you could shag off? Teh Horde demands content. Dance, Ewok. Dance. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (JoTi8) 83 I've been taking Gaba from Amazon. It's a natural thing that promotes relaxation. Damn am I sleeping well. Better than zzzQuil, booze and edibles. GREAT NEWS! Kate at smalldeadanimals tangentially related to this. We have new letters!! MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ National Action Plan Regional Engagement on the Development of the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ National Action Plan. She also had another link to a real pronoun hottie I could eat all day. It would be more because of width, heft and effort than actual desire though. And I'm testing YouTube. Here's an 11 second video to my 14 year old dog a week after he almost died falling off my bed. https://tinyurl.com/ms2pnp59 Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (Sco7b) 84 in the past, one might have expected that the publishers' rationale for pursuing this suit would have been strictly mercantile in nature. given the average personnel profile of modern publishing outfits, i'm afraid something far more nefarious has motivated this legal action. Posted by: pH at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (0xdAI) 85 2029: Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson and her Eight New DEI Monster Associate Justices: "Tranny Porn for Kids Required by Constitution." Posted by: Won the battle (Iran), lost the war (US) at April 09, 2026 12:34 PM (qUkBO) 86 Ace, no, I do not get a full eight hours of interrupted sleep. Seven has been as close as I come for a long time. Either the cat wakes me, or I wake up on my own, usually at about six hours to six and a half. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2026 12:34 PM (wzUl9) 87 80 >>Interesting, thanks! Hope it helps. Think my bladder has awakened me about 4 times in the last year, and only because of rule-breaking. Good luck! Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS) thumbs up emoji Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:34 PM (dmDsy) 88 If you start varnishing the floor within ah hour of waking you'll probably hit the wall by noon. (wait for it...) Posted by: muldoon at April 09, 2026 12:34 PM (qgHp7) 89 I wish I could get a full 8 hours sleep. Haven't for more than 2 decades. I've tried every recommended thing ever for insomnia. My body just doesn't want to do it. -- fist bump All I ever hear is how important quality sleep is, and do this, don't do that to insure you get your 8 solid hours. My body refuses to sleep like that. I'm lucky if I can sleep 5 hours a night. Six is a miracle. And maybe once every few years, I can sleep all night without waking up a dozen times. Insomnia blows. Posted by: Lady in Black at April 09, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI) 90 got almost eight hours of uninterrupted sleep last night and my energy levels are yuge. I've gotten a huge amount done this morning. Went after it hard twenty minutes after getting up. U ------ You should have taken up huffing varnish years ago! Posted by: Bugs at April 09, 2026 12:35 PM (j2/6g) 91 When you get a bit past 29, you'll find that your bladder almost never allows you eight consecutive hours of sleep. Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (AlhUl) I didn't start having that issue until I was twice that age. Which was "a few" years ago now... Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2026 12:23 PM (wtvvX) I only have that problem if I drink coffee around midnight. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2026 12:35 PM (snZF9) 92 That's always been the case with me, except when I have a stint of broken, 3-4 hours sleep nights. Then I can go for an 8+ hour night to recharge. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (dK+Kv) Yup. I've always said you were me. Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:36 PM (8X0wm) 93 People over 29 years old tend to wake up early because they want to get up and see if they are in the Obituaries. Posted by: muldoon at April 09, 2026 12:37 PM (qgHp7) 94 Nothing I didn't know, but this is a good reminder of the costs of ignoring the Constitution and the wisdom and courage of SOME of our ancestors. The Guns Fell Silent at Appomattox, and the Reconciliation Began https://is.gd/3g9vKp Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t) 95 You could like...join the Army? In Basic Training they say "Lights out!" and it's Lights out! That might help. Just sayin'. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! ================ Just a thought, but I bet the Army -- or the Marines, or the Navy, or whoever -- could make a little extra money if they put some routines like that on an app or a website. BRUSH YOUR TEETH NOW! Get your face over that sink! PUT DOWN THAT COFFEE CUP. Lights out! (Taps) Same thing in the morning (Reveille) and late afternoon (Retreat). Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2026 12:37 PM (n7rxJ) 96 Wanted to do a Ben Rothliesburger post for Muldoon's post but I'm too lazy. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2026 12:37 PM (n5tGW) 97 This thread is making me sleepy. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2026 12:37 PM (z4+bR) 98 I read some thing - may have been total bs - that people used to sleep in 2 stages? Like 5 hours, then awake for 2, then another 2 or 3 hours? I didn't verify because I didn't care enough to do. But that happens to me if I go to sleep too early. Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:38 PM (8X0wm) 99 What was really interesting at the library were local newspapers on microfiche from the 30's and 40's. People in that era were much better informed about local going-ons than today. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2026 12:38 PM (Y8DZL) 100 A coalition of LGBT groups,... is challenging an Iowa law requiring schools to ensure that books are "age-appropriate. - Dude, please. MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ groups. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7) 101 Random House was started by Bennett Cerf. The children's division was run by Phyllis Fraser, Cerf's wife and cousin of Ginger Rogers. One of the first authors signed was Ted Geisel, Dr. Seuss. Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Gud! at April 09, 2026 12:38 PM (oftw2) 102 Porn in the library? Kids today are so spoiled. In the olden days, we had forest porn, the trick was in finding a hiding place that would keep it intact through any weather. Not to mention, dodging the dinosaurs in the forest to read about how the centerfold chick is working towards world peace while using the money from modeling for Penthouse to attend medical school. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2026 12:40 PM (JoTi8) 103 Kind of a rare day when we don't hear from Sponge, innit? Or TJM, for that matter..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:40 PM (dmDsy) 104 I'm surprised my LOLGBTQ never really caught on Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:40 PM (8X0wm) 105 >>People over 29 years old tend to wake up early because they want to get up and see if they are in the Obituaries. Parents' home parish used to (may still, don't know) publish around All Souls' day a list of parishioners who passed in the preceding year. Dad had passed in June. Mom showed me the list in November - and it was my name instead of his. Could say my obit has been published. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:40 PM (NcvvS) 106 >>>Two women brawl over coffin at Mexican funeral after discovering they were both dating the dead guy. Ladies, please have some decency at my funeral. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv) 107 Adderall during the day, Xanax to sleep is the new American norm. Posted by: Muh Brain Hurts! at April 09, 2026 12:41 PM (oftw2) 108 Sleep is good. I've heard... Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y) 109 >>The more I sleep the more tired I am. Apparently its a thing and it's not sleep apnea. I feel amazing on about 6 hours. There's a notion about 'sleep-poisoning' (ignore the online bullshit) that sleeping more than you need damages you. This enrages my wife, but it's real for me if going more than 7 hours asleep. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS) yeah, its real. I was always 6 hours and done. I had surgery 2 years ago and decided to sleep longer in the name of healing. Before I knew it I was sleeping 8, 10, 12 hours, then passing out early. I could not stay awake past midnight for the first time in 40 years. I had to force myself back into my nightwalker routine. I'm back to 6 hours of sleep and everything went back to normal. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2026 12:42 PM (snZF9) 110 >>>Two women brawl over coffin at Mexican funeral after discovering they were both dating the dead guy. ---------- Ladies - don't take it out on each other. Settle it like mature women and defile his corpse Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:42 PM (8X0wm) 111 Oh sweet. A really pretty asian lady just won $10,000 on "Let's Make a Deal" which is on for background noise. Good for her. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b) 112 Ladies - don't take it out on each other. Settle it like mature women and defile his corpse === They arent fighting over him, they are fighting over his estate. Posted by: Bugs at April 09, 2026 12:43 PM (j2/6g) 113 107 Adderall during the day, Xanax to sleep is the new American norm. Posted by: Muh Brain Hurts! at April 09, 2026 12:41 PM (oftw2) Sign me up! Where do I go for that? Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes Scotch Just Doesn't Cut It... at April 09, 2026 12:43 PM (dmDsy) 114 "Republicans just want to ban books like 'Heather Has Two Mommies' and force everyone to read the Bible!!" - AWFLs who just know all the facts 'cause they watch both CNN and MSNBC. - Meanwhile, in Canada . . . Canada Proposes Law Classifying Bible Quotes As Hate Speech Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7) 115 Must be something REALLY good in that varnish... Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 09, 2026 12:44 PM (5CBGh) 116 Meanwhile, in Canada . . . Canada Proposes Law Classifying Bible Quotes As Hate Speech Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7) LOL. Ah Canadia. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y) 117 "I got almost eight hours of uninterrupted sleep" I'd buy that for a dollar! Posted by: gp at April 09, 2026 12:44 PM (N8ZBc) 118 I'm tired Tired of being admired Tired of love uninspired Let's face it I'm pooped Posted by: Field Marshal Von Stupp at April 09, 2026 12:44 PM (wBaIH) 119 Canada . . . Canada Proposes Law Classifying Bible Quotes As Hate Speech === What would Satan do if he were in charge of Canada???? Posted by: Bugs at April 09, 2026 12:45 PM (j2/6g) 120 >>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2026 12:42 PM (snZF9) Absolutely. Used to be fine on 6 hours, but now it's 6 1/2. Thing was, always thought sleep was a waste of time! Time that could have been spent of reading! Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 12:45 PM (NcvvS) 121 115 Must be something REALLY good in that varnish... Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 09, 2026 12:44 PM (5CBGh) ace is crafting something. Spending his effort and energy into making something beautiful, yet keeping on flaw, because perfection is the realm of God. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y) 122 Canada Proposes Law Classifying Bible Quotes As Hate Speech Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7) Yet another thing uptight backwards conspiracy minded hick Christianists totally did not see coming the day they invented "hate speech". Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:45 PM (8X0wm) 123 The left: You know if kids can't read gay or tranny porn they won't even know they should be gay or a tranny. And nothing brings us more joy then opening children's minds by reading it with them Also the left: Why do you reichwingers all think we are pedos? You shouldn't just call people you don't like pedos for no reason Also, also the left: You know Donald Trump is a pedo. Seriously. He like, uh, well you know, is a pedo. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm) 124 "Pretty sure what they care about most is a steady revenue stream from libraries forced to carry their smut. Follow. The. Money." True--both public libraries and school systems. I have a niece who was a journalist (not a reporter. Facts aren't nearly as important as how big feels can be in a situation), who wrote a book with a very dramatic title, on her feelings at being embedded in A-stan for a major paper. While it got tepid reviews, she still had plenty of tours, signings and income from...her book being assigned at the high school level in several state school systems. If every kid in the junior class of an entire state needs a copy of your book, well... There is a "journalism" tie in too. Posted by: barbarausa at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (enw9G) 125 Canada Proposes Law Classifying Bible Quotes As Hate Speech How it starts: Why can't you just give a little respect and understanding to people not like you?!? How it ends: Of course you belong in prison you don't think like we do! Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm) 126 Appomattox Courthouse is a wonderful, serene place to visit. And a short drive from Farmville, where a furniture store has conquered and still occupies the entire town. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL) 127 I'm proposing banning Prometheus from libraries nationwide. Posted by: Weed Out The Filth at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (oftw2) 128 When you get a bit past 29, you'll find that your bladder almost never allows you eight consecutive hours of sleep. Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2026 12:21 PM (AlhUl) Heh...my insomnia is not caused by my bladder, but I will get up to take a leak just because I am bored with trying to get back to sleep. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (n9ltV) 129 MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ National Action Plan I like how kidnapped female Indians are now part of Greater Gayness, but kidnapped males are not. (MMIWG is "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls"). Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (2ocoG) 130 Hmmm, think I am going to give up on baking bacon. This batch was much better, but still too crispy. Frying takes less time. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y) 131 I always liked the idea of giving porn sites their own top-level domain and creating a "digital red-light area" that would be easy to block at, say, work or schools. Posted by: FeatherBlade Change all porn sites to use the new top level domain .cum that defaults to off and has to be unlocked for a user account from their ISP. Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 09, 2026 12:48 PM (9d+81) 132 The Left: Donald Trump fucks children Also the Left: We're coming to fuck your children Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:48 PM (8X0wm) 133 Two women brawl over coffin at Mexican funeral after discovering they were both dating the dead guy. Every now and then on the Whatever podcast they'll discover that several of the female guests are all dating the same guy without knowing it... Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm) 134 I'm proposing banning Prometheus from libraries nationwide. Posted by: Weed Out The Filth at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (oftw2) Can we ban "A Confederacy of Dunces" as well? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2026 12:48 PM (n9ltV) 135 Sleep is highly over rated. Naps OTOH are the best! Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Q/FnY) 136 When you get a bit past 29, you'll find that your bladder almost never allows you eight consecutive hours of sleep. My favorite is when it wakes me up 30m before I have to get up and tells me very clearly waiting 30m is not an option. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm) 137 Meh after alien earth its a masterpiece Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 09, 2026 12:49 PM (bXbFr) 138 Many states have had a log in feature put in for at least US based porn sites. If their goal was to block, search engines can take you to outside US porn. Easily. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y) 139 Two women brawl over coffin at Mexican funeral after discovering they were both dating the dead guy. Their first clue should have been that he went by "El Paolo". Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG) 140 Pornhole Professionals hardest hit. Posted by: Joe Mama at April 09, 2026 12:50 PM (TezPK) 141 BTW, it seems conspiracy theories are more spoilers then anything else in the modern world... Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm) 142 As long as the schoolkids have access to all the porn they want on their smartphones, they probably won't sweat the new library rules too much. Parents: you must spy on what your kids are doing online. The responsibility is mostly yours. Posted by: gp at April 09, 2026 12:51 PM (N8ZBc) 143 >>When you get a bit past 29, you'll find that your bladder almost never allows you eight consecutive hours of sleep. Glycine shortly before bed (3-4g, I think is the dose) will fix that. Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 12:51 PM (TLp3A) 144 "Two women brawl over coffin at Mexican funeral after discovering they were both dating the dead guy. Every now and then on the Whatever podcast they'll discover that several of the female guests are all dating the same guy without knowing it..." When my daughter worked at GW hospital in DC, "Code Strong" was the emergency call for security. Most often heard in re labor and delivery, when two or more different baby daddies showed up for the same mama in labor. Posted by: barbarausa at April 09, 2026 12:51 PM (enw9G) 145 Meanwhile, in California . . . California Supreme Court Orders Sheriff to Pause Probe Into Election Fraud Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7) 146 Two women brawl over coffin at Mexican funeral after discovering they were both dating the dead guy. The mortician had a devil of a time closing that lid. Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 12:52 PM (gKWVE) 147 Now we need to ask the question about why it's so desperately important for these cretins to give porn to kids. Preferably while the offenders are crippled from the beatings we give them. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2026 12:52 PM (OPGS/) 148 No problem sleeping. Red wine before bedtime. It’s a given already that I’ll have to pee, so might as well enjoy it. Posted by: RI Red at April 09, 2026 12:52 PM (LMRVO) 149 BTW, it seems conspiracy theories are more spoilers then anything else in the modern world... Yeah. The obvious exception is conspiracy theories about Israel, even if the Space Lasers are mostly real. Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG) 150 145 Meanwhile, in California . . . California Supreme Court Orders Sheriff to Pause Probe Into Election Fraud Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7) I can't imagine why... Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y) 151 I have found that AG1 in the AM, 30 minutes or more prior to the first cup of coffee gives me more energy throughout the day than 2-3 Cups of coffee without it. Something that you might want to look into Ace. Not the cheapest supplement package...but damn effective. Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 12:53 PM (TLp3A) 152 It is the best of times. It is the worst of times. Man, I hate that shit. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (3FwFr) 153 Most often heard in re labor and delivery, when two or more different baby daddies showed up for the same mama in labor. I saw an Am I the Asshole thread a while back. The woman writing it had recently given birth. She had been dating two guys when she conceived, but was pretty sure it was the poorer guy she was seeing at the time based on when she had sex with each of them. But she claimed it was the wealthier guy to get more child support, and hence her asking if she was the asshole just because she was "trying to get more money for my baby" Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm) 154 Hmmm, think I am going to give up on baking bacon. This batch was much better, but still too crispy. Frying takes less time. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y) Power through. At my elevation, I start at 400 F for about 15 minutes, then tweak until you get the uniform tiny bubbles across the strips, typically about 20-22 minutes total, for non-thick bacon. The thick stuff usually takes about 5 minutes longer. The problem comes when the strips are not uniform thickness, and you have to evacuate the soldiers in waves. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv) 155 I wake up a couple times a night, always from Dream Failure... I always try to lucid dream, and even when I don't achieve that, something in the dream will just stop it... usually someone I am talking to just stops...everything. So my mind yells "Cut!", and I'm awake... Then I have to piss! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (dmDsy) 156 134 I'm proposing banning Prometheus from libraries nationwide. Posted by: Weed Out The Filth at April 09, 2026 12:47 PM (oftw2) After female Doctor Who, woke Star Trek Discovery, feminist Star Wars, gay, black Doctor Who and Starfleet Academy, why would we ban the classics? It was like Shakespeare. Except without guns because you don't want those on scientific missions exploring a strange world. It hurts the SCIENCE'S feelings. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (Sco7b) 157 FIRST!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - Fck Cancer at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (CfKHZ) 158 Ladies - don't take it out on each other. Settle it like mature women and defile his corpse Posted by: ... Somewhere, Bernie Lomax nods and smiles knowingly.* Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (9d+81) 159 asking if she was the asshole just because she was "trying to get more money for my baby" Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm) Dare I ask what the consensus was? Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 12:55 PM (8X0wm) 160 Oh, also, 30mg of melatonin and 2-3 benedryls really enhances the dream states.... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 09, 2026 12:56 PM (dmDsy) 161 18-1, it seems most of these young women had multiple guys convinced it was theirs, and was milking every single one of them for bennies. The fights could get pretty epic Posted by: barbarausa at April 09, 2026 12:56 PM (enw9G) 162 I think a couple of sleep interruptions are OK, provided the individual segments are long enough; 3 hours or so. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 09, 2026 12:56 PM (QOQ9u) 163 California Supreme Court Orders Sheriff to Pause Probe Into Election Fraud In some states most of the people elected aren't actually elected. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2026 12:56 PM (n5tGW) 164 151 I have found that AG1 in the AM, 30 minutes or more prior to the first cup of coffee gives me more energy throughout the day than 2-3 Cups of coffee without it. Something that you might want to look into Ace. Not the cheapest supplement package...but damn effective. Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 12:53 PM (TLp3A) looks up Huh. Athletic Greens. Might look into it. I have been trying some Matcha powder in with the creatine in the morning. Cannot really make any claims one way or another on the Matcha yet. Makes the milk green. Creatine definitely does something. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2026 12:56 PM (bss/y) 165 All of my life I have had an odd sleep pattern. I fall asleep quickly, and soundly for about 2 or 3 hours, then the rest of the night I merely doze, waking up three or four times before getting up in the morning. And yet, I almost never feel sleep deprived. the only time I slept straight through was in basic training, where I would basically pass out for four hours. Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 09, 2026 12:57 PM (PSEDc) 166 Oh, and Prometheus had working toilets! See, classic science fiction! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 12:57 PM (Sco7b) 167 Now we need to ask the question about why it's so desperately important for these cretins to give porn to kids. Preferably while the offenders are crippled from the beatings we give them. I remember a "very special" episode of Different Strokes. There was a new bicycle shop that Arnold Jackson and a friend were very fond of and the adult owner of the shop was very friendly with them. The owner started giving Arnold's friend alcohol and showing him porn because he wanted to molest him. Its the same thing here. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm) 168 Dare I ask what the consensus was? 50-50 she was the asshole. The pro side pointed out she was lying and taking advantage of the guy The anti side argued he was having sex with her so he could have been the father so it wasn't a big deal to punish him anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm) 169 But she claimed it was the wealthier guy to get more child support, and hence her asking if she was the asshole just because she was "trying to get more money for my baby" Slut Shaming needs to be a thing again. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2026 12:59 PM (OPGS/) 170 18-1, it seems most of these young women had multiple guys convinced it was theirs, and was milking every single one of them for bennies. The fights could get pretty epic Banning paternity tests is becoming a big thing in Europe because too many guys are finding out their kids and not in fact their kids... Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm) 171 The owner started giving Arnold's friend alcohol and showing him porn because he wanted to molest him. I remember that episode. Gordon Jump was the actor in question. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2026 01:00 PM (OPGS/) 172 Most often heard in re labor and delivery, when two or more different baby daddies showed up for the same mama in labor. I saw an Am I the Asshole thread a while back. The woman writing it had recently given birth. She had been dating two guys when she conceived, but was pretty sure it was the poorer guy she was seeing at the time based on when she had sex with each of them. But she claimed it was the wealthier guy to get more child support, and hence her asking if she was the asshole just because she was "trying to get more money for my baby" Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm) Saw some story yesterday about some lady who had sex with two guys in one day, and she had twins. Two eggs, two swimmers, two twin babies, two different baby daddies. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv) 173 David Axelrod apparently had a private audience with Pope Leo yesterday. He wanted Obama to sue the Little Sisters of the Poor for not providing abortions back in the day. Wonder what they had to talk about. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2026 01:00 PM (Y8DZL) 174 >>No problem sleeping. Red wine before bedtime. It’s a given already that I’ll have to pee, so might as well enjoy it. Restrict fluids after lunch. Half-liter sparkling water w/ shot of VSOP at bedtime. Sleep to the alarm, but do not hit snooze. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 01:01 PM (NcvvS) 175 Huh. Posted from the work VPN, then it blocked. Guess they updated something really quick and the blog is now blocked. Wonderful. The host wifi is banned as well. Posted by: Sponge - Fck Cancer at April 09, 2026 01:01 PM (0fM+0) 176 Glad that part of job is over Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2026 01:01 PM (HUH8y) 177 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh · BREAKING: House Democrats just started YELLING on the floor after the GOP presiding officer BLOCKED their War Powers resolution to stop President Trump's Operation Epic Fury He slammed the gavel, and Democrats raged: "SHAME!" Hey Democrats — we're already in ceasefire mode Pathetic GAMES! https://tinyurl.com/2vhspmmx Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC) 178 NOODlum. Posted by: Sponge - Fck Cancer at April 09, 2026 01:02 PM (PQb8B) 179 The anti side argued he was having sex with her so he could have been the father so it wasn't a big deal to punish him anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm) Same chicks who wonder where all the good guys are. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 01:02 PM (dK+Kv) 180 The students can use National Geographic like we did! RIP, Sears catalog lingerie section. Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs) 181 175 I've been getting occasional server disconnects on this site, and only on this site, for the past couple of days. I'm not using a VPN. FWIW. Posted by: gp at April 09, 2026 01:02 PM (N8ZBc) 182 Oh, if you dream of peeing, GET UP IMMEDIATELY AND HIT THE HEAD! Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 01:02 PM (NcvvS) 183 **Man, do you people routinely get a full night of sleep --- Ha. Glad you got some sleep. Can't remember when I got eight. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 01:03 PM (b4dih) 184 1pm before movies... FoxNews - Israel will start peace negotiations with Lebanon. Good luck with that.1 And from the hourly 2 minutes of hate CBC - a conservative changes to the liberals CNN - vessels passing through the Strait. Israel and Lebanon. Again, good luck. MS Now - Trump disappointed in Nato. Their military analyst was concerned. Dude knows what happens when you break a truce in 'Risk.' Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 01:04 PM (Sco7b) 185 Can we ban "A Confederacy of Dunces" as well? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2026 12:48 PM All* the teachers? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2026 01:04 PM (kgE5c) 186 Don't worry, lads. I always poo before I get up. Posted by: Vyv ate the Telly at April 09, 2026 01:05 PM (7Q0e+) 187 >>Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 09, 2026 12:57 PM (PSEDc) Sleep cycles are about 90-100 minutes. For me, first cycle? Don't even think about trying to wake me. Each is a little shallower after that, but generally don't notice the transitions unless turning over. Only going from cycle 3 to 4 does it get to the surface. Posted by: Nazdar at April 09, 2026 01:06 PM (NcvvS) 188 Huh. Posted from the work VPN, then it blocked. Guess they updated something really quick and the blog is now blocked. Wonderful. The host wifi is banned as well. Posted by: Sponge - Fck Cancer at April 09, 2026 01:01 PM (0fM+0) You were by-catch in a troll hunt, Sponge. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 01:08 PM (utfVc) 189 153 I saw an Am I the Asshole thread a while back. The woman writing it had recently given birth. She had been dating two guys when she conceived, but was pretty sure it was the poorer guy she was seeing at the time based on when she had sex with each of them. But she claimed it was the wealthier guy to get more child support, and hence her asking if she was the asshole just because she was "trying to get more money for my baby" Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2026 12:54 PM ------- Yes, she's a raging asshole. She'll raise that kid to be a psychopath like her. She did manage to marry Gavin Newsom, however. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 09, 2026 01:09 PM (YWeo8) 190 119 Canada . . . Canada Proposes Law Classifying Bible Quotes As Hate Speech === What would Satan do if he were in charge of Canada???? Posted by: Bugs at April 09, 2026 12:45 PM -- Something more subtle. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 09, 2026 01:09 PM (NYInA) 191 I always liked the idea of giving porn sites their own top-level domain and creating a "digital red-light area" that would be easy to block at, say, work or schools. 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