DOJ Civil Rights Division Opens Investigation of Madison Cornbread for Perjury

The criminal airhead Madison Cornbread -- street name, "Cassidy Hutchinson" -- lied under oath and as you know, No one is above the law.

The Justice Department's Civil Rights Division has opened a probe into former Trump White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson, according to a news report Tuesday.
Hutchinson testified in 2022 before a special House committee on the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot that implicated President Trump.
The DOJ is looking into whether Hutchinson committed perjury during her testimony, unnamed sources told The New York Times, which is reporting the story.
The department assigning the case to the division appears unusual considering it focuses on potential civil rights violations -- not allegations of crime, which would include lying to Congress.

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A probe regarding perjury before Congress would typically be handled by the U.S. attorney's office in Washington, D.C., which is run by U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro.
However, she has also experienced several setbacks in her attempts to pursue criminal cases in federal court against Trump's political opponents.
DOJ leaders didn't offer Pirro the opportunity to open the probe into Hutchinson, instead giving it directly to Civil Rights Division chief Harmeet Dhillon, the anonymous sources also said.

Off to do the final (?) coat of varnish.

Update: Done. At least the upper-facing surfaces are. I only did two coats on the undersides and legs so at 6:30 I'll flip the desk over, give it a quick and sloppy sanding, and dump the rest of the varnish on the underside.

The DOJ opened an investigation into Cassidy Hutchinson.

Jack Smith used this hearsay to go after POTUS Trump!

Cassidy claims she heard Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the beast in rage.

We have texts of her and Liz Cheney plotting.

Lock them up! pic.twitter.com/3rC9oLUcwj
— C3 (@C_3C_3) April 8, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 1s

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (CWTWj)

2 serves her right, let her beg trump for a pardon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (CWTWj)

3 bleeding edge commentary

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)

4 do i need to noodle?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (CWTWj)

5 So. Much. Link.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (bFu5X)

6 Link?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

7 Red red varnish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (2GVsD)

8 Off to do the final (?) coat of varnish.

I don't wanna know...

Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (Cuw0G)

9 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (LdBR/)

10 It was getting interesting on the last thread...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (VCgbV)

11 Madison Cornbread, no relation to Corn Pop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (2GVsD)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (PpBto)

13 Varnishing the old desk, eh? Say no more, say no more!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (2UnvF)

14 All your link are belong to Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (PpBto)

15 I think this is an important possible prosecution. Too many for too long lie under oath and seem smug about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (aZm/F)

16 Does the NY Times have any sources that aren't "unnamed?"

Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (dIske)

17 Off to do the final (?) coat of varnish.

I don't wanna know...
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM

How do you think Ewok pelts stay so waterproof? Fur Oil?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (bFu5X)

18 Fry the bish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (PpBto)

19 Trump fired Bondi last week, reportedly in part due to her failure to prosecute his political opponents.

"Just the News"?

That sounds more "editorial" than "news", to me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (a+4eV)

20 It's full of link.

But Ace already Varnished into thin air...

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (TLp3A)

21 Wait, Detroit's black mayor thug served prison time. Obviously in a case of judicial racial prejudice.

Have ANY of these other 'people' ever served time or is Nothing Ever Happens guy correct?

And willowed...

Oh crap. The good times are over.

I just read that Jimmy Kimmel was maling fun of President Trump.

Jimmy, Trump is against breathing dude

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (Sco7b)

22 It was getting interesting on the last thread"

I know. Kate Upton in near zero G....

Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (XuXeR)

23 Has the New York Times given up Duranty's Pulitzer yet?

No? So still commies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (2GVsD)

24 "Anonymous sources."

Yeah, I won't believe a damn bit of this until something ACTUALLY happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (PpBto)

25 Sorry. On a scale of 1 to 100 this bitch doesn't even move the needle on importance.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (yAteE)

26 Does the NY Times have any sources that aren't "unnamed?"
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (dIske)

"Confidential source" is much more persuasive than "guy at the next desk".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (utfVc)

27 ...let her beg trump for a pardon...
But first, you will...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (/jglT)

28 FIRST!!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells GOODBYE! at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (dmDsy)

29 Oh no.......

Ace happened again.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (PpBto)

30 Like tears in the rain, the post vanishes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (2GVsD)

31 What just happened?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (/jglT)

32 I sense a great disturbance in the force.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (2UnvF)

33 FIRST DAMMIT!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (dmDsy)

34 It was getting interesting on the last thread...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (VCgbV)

Short people, Iran, and boobs.

Posted by: Always fascinating subjects at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

35 Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

Posted by: Just the Punchline's Understudy at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (c2wDO)

36 I'm in The Twilight Zone!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)

37 And Melania should personally sue the dickens out of her for the FBI raid with the touching (and, likely, sniffing) of her most personal garments.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (NFX2v)

38 Snarky ace is some of the best ace.

Posted by: Get This at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (850T+)

39 "Off to do the final (?) coat of varnish."

So now we don't have to be on our best behavior!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (NpAcC)

40 You have to wonder at what point do the natives start burning down the corrupt DC court system and liberal subversives posing as a jury of peers.

Justice isn’t blind anymore. She’s ripped the mask off.

Posted by: That Guy at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (JW6Az)

41 First

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 08, 2026 02:42 PM (jFCkp)

42 oopsie-daisy...

Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 02:42 PM (Cuw0G)

43 There's a 98 (almost 99) year old blues singer known as Cornbread Harris. He and his band were playing at Hell's Kitchen when we went for my wife's birthday lunch a while back. Dude was frail, but still put on a great show.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 08, 2026 02:42 PM (OGOaV)

44 It disappeared.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 02:44 PM (Fbc0I)

45 Hmmm, so i can type anything and it will show up when the post comes back?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

46 I once knew a gal with a quite bountiful rack. She called them 'my titties'.

I found that quite endearing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

47 I wonder if ace will scotch this one completely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

48 Mmmm. Scotch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

49 Will the new Supergirl movie bomb harder than ...?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (2GVsD)

50 Actually, I prefer good rum to whiskey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

51 If P then Q. If not P then not Q.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

52 I was born a small, black child...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

53 I fear we shall never see the like of this thread again...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

54 Remember yahoo groups? You'd have a group for something and people should chat and comment. Not unlike here (this was 26 years ago.

You'd be able to have a profile Pic. I wonder what everyone's would be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

55 42

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:38 PM (2GVsD)

56 So, in the garret ace relationship, which one is Gilligan and which the Skipper (did he have a name?)

For myself, I'd say ace is Maynard G Krebs and garret rides around with a navy cap on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:42 PM (XMJOM)

57 Didn't it used to be: 'I wouldnt kick them out of bed for eating crackers'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

58 He ain't dead- just restin'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

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