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Communist Dingbats Yesterday Until 7pm: Trump Is a Madman! He Will Nuke the World!
Communist Dingbats at 7:01pm: TACO! Trump Is a Huge Pussy Too Afraid to Do What Is Needed and LET THE NUCLEAR BIRDS FLY!!!!
Remember, the "smart people" are also the "thoughtful" and "responsible" people. They have all the answers, they'll tell you. They definitely do not simply spam out random disingenuous claims completely incompatible with each other as the day's news cycle might require.
David Strom wrote about this. I've seen it all over myself. The "nuke" thing was absurd. Trump threatened to use a top-secret conventional weapon the world had never seen before. What was it? I dunno. Maybe some kind of non-nuclear EMP to take out the power plants without harming the child human shields Iran stuffed them with? At no point did he threaten or imply a threat to use a nuke. Now I might think "Trump is making up some secret uber-weapon," but then again, Delta Force does seem to have unleashed absolute top-secret Sci-Fi weaponry in the Venezuela Snatch-and-Stash operation. But he never hinted at a nuke. But the "reasonable," "responsible," "thoughtful" people -- you know, the really "smart" people you can rely upon for their intelligence and probity and smooth emotional restraint -- all just went on twitter and did what they usually do, shriek lies that no one including themselves believes.Are you ready to abase yourself now that Trump has negotiated a ceasefire rather than nuking Iran? Trump was NEVER going to nuke Iran. Any serious person knew that. It is shameful that you participated in this ridiculous charade.
— David Strom (@DavidStrom) April 7, 2026
“Trump is a madman who will nuke everyone and must be removed from office!”
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 7, 2026
“Also, he’s a big chicken for not nuking everyone like I said he would!”
If you actually believed the first thing with any seriousness, you’d never say the second thing. https://t.co/2V4X0YLpNu
As I said, they never actually cared about Iranian civilians or nukes or whatever else they were ranting about.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 7, 2026
It was always just a game to them, and the moment their hysterical predictions didn’t come true, they were ready to pivot.
Like predicting the sun will rise. pic.twitter.com/hDxEuKQVpr
Saagar Enjeti this morning: “Trump is a madman, everyone in his administration must resign.”
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) April 7, 2026
Saagar Enjeti now: “Trump TACO!”
Do you see the game yet? pic.twitter.com/33liE8vV1D
These two tweets are 8 hours apart. This morning, he wanted generals to make advance promises to disobey civilian leadership. Now he complains that Trump chickened out. https://t.co/bEjF5y7SWX pic.twitter.com/ORtDJClB1e
— Bluesky Libs (@BlueskyLibs) April 8, 2026
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Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Q/FnY)
Those guys are fags!
Posted by: To be read in Jeff Spicoli's voice at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Q/FnY)
Happy Birthday
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Q/FnY)
Happy B-Day.
Yet another in a long list of those that celebrate their birthday with JJ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (PpBto)
Congratulations? Can you drink legally now?😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (+hwtP)
Taking questions.
Iran's 10 negotiation points were literally tossed in the garbage.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (2GVsD)
Now you're talkin,' fat!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (PpBto)
Hope you have plenty of ventilation while applying coats of varnish. Those fumes will fuck you up.
Posted by: Cause brain damage and mange at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (JrZbt)
yeah I don't expect this fake ceasefire to hold and if Trump insists that Iran is complying just to save face, it will be an epic political failure that would exceed any political fallout from continuing the war.
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
177 I will wait patiently while the Iran and Cuba stories unfold organically. Trump has made more progress on both fronts in a few short weeks then Newsom has made on the California "Speed" train in years.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (c2wDO)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM
You could have just said that you stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn.
Then you could have gotten to sit with the 'ettes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: doug at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Hy+R4)
Orange Man Bad will nuke the world!
Orange Man Bad is pussy who lost the war!
I need to hear from Tucker.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Q/FnY)
Happy birthday!
Posted by: Guy who says happy birthday at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PpBto)
i took better precautions today. one thing I learned is that I can just spill out varnish on to the desk and then paint it rather than having to go over to the can every thirty seconds to dip the brush in.
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)
I wish I had a good excuse but I don't.
"Fuck you, I'm the boss and I'm sleeping in"
That usually works.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM
"......you should see the other guy......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: And Bananas at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (oftw2)
what does this term mean?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (1wjle)
It's all really tiresome. I can ignore the media but there are a shocking number of people I have to interact with on a daily basis that lap this stupidity up like mothers' milk.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Doctor Mew at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: NPC_00101110 at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (0sNs1)
Wait, what? CNN's DEI hausfrau says "the Trump administration is lying because what they say contradicts what CNN says."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (n7rxJ)
Griff Jenkins on FNC called Trump a NACHO.
Never Avoids Confronting Hard Obstacles!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (NpAcC)
what does this term mean?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (1wjle)
It's AtC. You're too tall to understand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (PpBto)
From inside Iran: "Let me tell you from inside Iran,
Aside from bootlicking reformists, no one has bought into this ceasefire.
Neither the opposition nor even the hardliners.
The hardliners are all cursing Ghalibaf's mother left and right. Of course, we're joining them on this one.."
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)
____
What about me?
-Nicholas Kristof
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (JrZbt)
That anyone would vote for a Democrat in any elected office is disconcerting. It’s a move towards the authoritarianism they claim is coming from Republicans.
The fact is nothing could be further from the truth and every single court judgement, no matter how ridiculous, has been complied with.
They want to move towards a post constitutional republic, and putting them in office gives license for them to move forward
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (sYFXJ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
They want Vietnam II - a parade of planes headed for Dover AFB loaded with flag-draped coffins, just in time for the midterms.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (n1OCj)
what does this term mean?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM
Beats my pair of jacks. I mean, the "dicks and donuts" rant I remember, but crackers? Not so much.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Delurker at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (2GVsD)
Someone's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Posted by: Commodore Taggart, merchant marine at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (+hwtP)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:40 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:40 PM (rbvCR)
The ups never grade and the ceases never fire. They both need to be renamed.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:40 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2026 01:40 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:41 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:38 PM (JrZbt)
The whacker will come by and tell you, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:41 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (bXbFr)
Ace? When??
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:41 PM (JrZbt)
what does this term mean?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM (1wjle)
___________
Basically TDS but directed at anyone. When you so irrationally despise someone that no matter what they do, even something as normal as eating crackers, you can't help but hate on them. "Look at that fucking bitch eating crackers!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (+hwtP)
******
And accurate.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:41 PM (NpAcC)
They want Vietnam II - a parade of planes headed for Dover AFB loaded with flag-draped coffins, just in time for the midterms.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (n1OCj)
They'll settle for 70s oil shock stagflation as a 2nd place...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (tOcjL)
I don't expect this fake ceasefire to hold and if Trump insists that Iran is complying just to save face, it will be an epic political failure that would exceed any political fallout from continuing the war.
Posted by: ace
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Same. One can only hope this was his "I gave you every opportunity" before doing the deed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (n7rxJ)
lol that's hilarious
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (1wjle)
They want Vietnam II - a parade of planes headed for Dover AFB loaded with flag-draped coffins, just in time for the midterms.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM (n1OCj)
Why would Dems need that when they could just rely on their highly compelling policy platform?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (98kQX)
Trump broke them.... He broke them all....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (HTa/G)
Posted by: RandomDave at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (aJQbY)
On Bluesky, from a guy who works at the "Center for International Policy":
The singular goal of all future US politics is to ensure Trumpism is defeated and cannot again take root here, and everything that serves that end is to be considered and prioritized. It's a holistic organizing principle, from a Green New Deal to Nuremberg 2 to expanding the court to Reconstruction.
They're planning a repeat of the process that started on January 30, 1933 if they regain power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (n1OCj)
The problem does not reside in the bitch or the crackers
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (2GVsD)
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... and smooth brains, but mostly smooth brains.
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (PpBto)
Let the EU, NATO, Israel and the Middle Eastern States hash it out for a spell.
Iran will not cooperate. When they show any signs of aggression, hit them with both barrels.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Donkey dicks at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (g9Uf+)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Q/FnY)
Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday and for many more despite your recent health concerns.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Delurker at April 08, 2026 01:39 PM
So...not a Tanzanian national park?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (bFu5X)
Bridges/transportation even easier to avoid civilian harm, in general.
Trump's "civilization" fulmination was perhaps his most histrionic yet, of course was completely unserious, but might be better suited for the strange ears of the turbans.
Iran regime has to sit there and writhe and bitch about the IDF's massive offensive against Hezbollah, which will not be ended or modified.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Donkey dicks at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (g9Uf+)
Gosh.....you guys.
I swear......
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (TLp3A)
The press wants the US to win wars while keeping the moral high ground, not killing anyone and hugs.
Lots of hugs.
If the Dems get back in power, I'm still going to try to sell them on moving away from penis shaped missiles of destruction and move to my vagina 'bombs' developed to simply envelop the enemy until we're friends.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Lord Hannan at April 08, 2026 01:45 PM (m2XKJ)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:45 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
That's why the Democrats are talking about running a white guy in 2028 - they have no intention of modifying their policy positions, so they want to run a figurehead like "Joe From Scranton" who can pretend to be moderate and bamboozle enough white voters to win.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (n1OCj)
That is the left's only strategy.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (FK7YC)
Basically TDS but directed at anyone. When you so irrationally despise someone that no matter what they do, even something as normal as eating crackers, you can't help but hate on them. "Look at that fucking bitch eating crackers!"
Posted by: Elric
this makes sense. i'm this way towards a couple people across my lifespan.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (PnEh/)
Trump University!
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (FtULh)
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Unexpectedly!
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (TbhYO)
thanks.
alex the chick sent me the meme the expression comes from. I added it to the end of the post.
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (1wjle)
These people are at war with the constitutional republic and very few people recognize it. There is a color revolution on steroids being attempted and it undermines everything from the voting system, to the courts, our congress and various law enforcement institutions. There isn’t an aspect they have ignored, and people should really start to understand what’s at stake come November.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (sYFXJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM (2GVsD)
All they want is to win the news cycle. They can't ever actually be proven right because as soon as you prove them wrong they contradict themselves.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (JrZbt)
1. Is that "secret" weapon mentioned above the special bomb we developed to take out power stations? It releases metal streamers to short everything out -- it uses the energy of the wires to melt stuff and do the damage without destroying the buildings or equipment? (I don't know, I am not following this story.)
2. The Left that Ace is describing reminds me of the monkeys in the lower post - they use words the way monkeys steal glasses - just because it works. The monkeys only get away with this because humans allow it (instead of using nightsicks) and the Left gets away with it because so many people react to them. The only proper reaction is "LOL - shut up moron."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 01:47 PM (zAO6l)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (PpBto)
And a bitch. A bad one, more specifically.
Posted by: For medicinal purposes at April 08, 2026 01:47 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:42 PM
They were already cracked.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2026 01:47 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 01:47 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (YdKYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: doug at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Hy+R4)
Twats have a purpose and are beloved by men the world over. Kristol is not a twat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
_______
Then face the ultimate punishment. 24 hours of continuous screenings of The View, Kimmel, and Colbert. Followed by a striptease by Hillary Clinton. (Your eyes will be kept open, as Alex's were in Clockwork Orange.)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Trump University!
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (TLp3A)
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"He said 'pussy!' REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
/Oh, oh -- so did Ace in this post headline ... Stone Him!
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Donkey dicks at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM
Modern U.S. nuclear submarines have not one, but two of you aboard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)
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It's deeply concerning. All one has to do is listen to the plain language they are saying. It's exactly what they have planned, and those that are not paying attention better fasten their seatbelts because they mean business. They will go mad once they gain power back. They're already foaming from their rabies mouths. And they aren't joking.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: doug at April 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Hy+R4)
Twats have a purpose and are beloved by men the world over. Kristol is not a twat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
_________
"Nuh-uh!"
-- Don LeMon
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)
no that's a known weapon. Graphite shards or something. Graphite something. I think we've already used them to take out electrical stations.
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (yAteE)
And you could point out traditionally the GOPe would negotiate with the left by giving them everything they wanted out of the gate while only ask for their minimum want in return.
But...that's because the two groups are on the SAME side and it is neither Trump's nor the American people's side...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (2UnvF)
Swearing has become normalised, but from the president this lack of restraint is cause for alarm,' Apr. 6 2026
Screwed up. 😞
386 Reminder -
Harris drops "F-bomb" while encouraging Asian Americans to break down barriers, May 13, 2024, CBS/AP
In part, "Harris gave a lengthy response in which she told the young people to not let others define them and their dreams based on limited views. That's something Harris said her own mother told her.
"We have to know that sometimes, people will open the door for you and leave it open, sometimes they won't. And then you need to kick that f***ing door down," Harris said to cheers and applause from the audience. She laughed, adding, "Excuse my language."
"We gotta make T-shirts!" Yang joked.
Public profanity in politics is not particularly unusual. When Joe Biden was vice president, he was overheard telling President Barack Obama that newly passed health care legislation was a "big f***ing deal. The Democratic Party even sold T-shirts based on the now-president's comment."
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
Beats the other thing
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:50 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 08, 2026 01:50 PM (Ysav4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (0sNs1)
It mostly recounts all the leaders killed, the infrastructure destroyed, and the IRI being forced into a position similar to the end of the Iran Iraq war, which was essentially a defeat, losing the IRI massive amounts of respect and support in the Gulf
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (DgMqy)
I try to tell people that come Election Day, you should worry about Muffy’s dance practice or Johnie’s soccer game. You should worry about voting, because if you don’t none of that matters.
Look at Virginia for what apathy, corrupt voting and laziness buys you.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (sYFXJ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Sco7b)
I have some thoughts. Call me!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina-scented candle bombs at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
_________
"Nuh-uh!"
-- Don LeMon
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:49 PM
He said "men," you little bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (bFu5X)
None of us have any idea what is going on with Iran. Which is good.
I know that the Dims, liberals, Rinos and the UK and EU all hope he fails to win.
I know the crazy barbarians in Iran want to win and think they are winning (because they are crazy).
I still don't know what TACO means and don't care!
Have read that this has been a "pause" in planning. We'll see eventually.
We were so used to Geraldo giving away troop movements in Iraq that we expect instant news. I don't know where Geraldo is and I'm glad (probably taking photos of himself in the bathroom again...that was nauseating).
Jennifer Griffiths/Griffin? is rumored to be the leak of the wizzo pilot. I read that the other day. To think I once prayed for her and she went TDS and loco. I also prayed for Bret Baier's son before Bret had Botox. And Catherine Herridge's son and her when she gave part of her liver to her baby boy (I still like and admire her). This concludes my FOX report who I haven't watched for a decade.
I accidently saw O'Reilly last night after Tousi's live report. Man, he looks rough. Is he sick or just old? I'm older but, wow. Maybe that last divorce?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:52 PM (WONhk)
I think an EMP that could fit on a half ton truck could blast out all the PLCs that control a plant.
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 08, 2026 01:52 PM (/+uur)
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After they opened it for you?
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:52 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:52 PM (2GVsD)
It mostly recounts all the leaders killed, the infrastructure destroyed, and the IRI being forced into a position similar to the end of the Iran Iraq war, which was essentially a defeat, losing the IRI massive amounts of respect and support in the Gulf
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)
And yet, that could be as much propaganda as Iran's state media, just from the other side.
Likely everything is in the murky middle, with hopefully that post being more on point...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (tOcjL)
what does this term mean?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:37 PM
If I remember correctly, it's when someone hates another person so much that the second person could be minding their own business while eating crackers and the first person would rant that the cracker eating was being done wrong.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (YdKYA)
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I believe it was Selena Zito who first observed back in 2016:
"The press takes Donald Trump literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally."
And here we are 10 years later and it's only gotten worse by an order of magnitude or two ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (TbhYO)
this was his last ride- he can't run again, he's pushing eighty... he can be a loose cannon- he can be the bull in the china shop of world affairs
so tighten your chinstraps, we have 2 more years of this
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (1wjle)
I adore her, but my wife is shorter than she is.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (1wjle)
also as a middle ground, the can is portable and could be moved closer to the desk so you don't have to "go over to the can".
sorry, but the visual made me chuckle. It must be some second-hand fumes
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (TbhYO)
That's where I assumed he was going when I caught the word "smooth" before actually reading the sentence.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 08, 2026 01:54 PM (lFFaq)
Look at Virginia for what apathy, corrupt voting and laziness buys you.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (sYFXJ)
There was no apathy on one side last time...there was about the most motivated an electorate has ever been in history...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:55 PM (tOcjL)
I'm gonna need a clarification. Whose bed are we in?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2026 01:55 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (y171U)
Ace should probably wear a mask even when he's not varnishing.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:55 PM (JrZbt)
Bill Kristol, with that same stale photo of his attempt to look intelligent and erudite, looks like he enjoyed the surprise elevator colonoscopy and asked for another.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Likewise from me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:50 PM (2GVsD)
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Also a filling spout for a jerry can/gas jug.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (rcyPU)
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2026 01:51 PM (0sNs1)
Has anybody ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (QGaXH)
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And by "Iran's state media," you are of course referring to the U.S. Fifth Column Islamunist MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Death Cult.
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (SoBkx)
Completely unnecessary outdoors. Barely necessary indoors.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
1.) 3yrs ago, Iran was in the catbird seat in the ME, riding high on their alliance with China and their numerous international militias, and the weakness of American foreign policy.
2.) Many things happened, to include a couple of blitzkrieg operations and a bunch of highly successful targeted ones.
3.) Today, they're devastated.
The nuke program was probably trashed during the 12-days war, but it definitely is now. Wave goodbye to that trump card. The international terror organizations were severely degraded by the Gaza war, and they're not in better shape now. The leadership is in disarray, and the country has been placed under the control of regional warlords. Their sea and air capabilities are erased. Their oil export facilities are ruined. They face a possible threat of revolution.
This is not a good three year plan for Iran.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (QGaXH)
I saw a pic of them once, and they did indeed fit in one room. Barely.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)
Griff Jenkins on FNC called Trump a NACHO.
Never Avoids Confronting Hard Obstacles!
Posted by: redridinghood
Trump can't be the Nacho President.
Because Hillary is Nacho President.
And never will be.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (CmuOb)
Trump is very good at creating leverage for himself out of thin air. Often, just with words and threats. And I haven't noticed one "outburst" or histrionic post yet - on any topic of real importance - that wasn't connected to strategery of some kind.
Exactly what the real purpose of the current "ceasefire" is - and especially the comical fiction that there's a "new regime" in Tehran - haven't the foggiest. But we may see before long.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 01:58 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (lFFaq)
I just had some crackers. No one was here to guide me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:58 PM (WONhk)
And then Biden doddered up and said, "You take your shotgun and give two blasts through the door."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (rcyPU)
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Power of *AND*.
Psychopathy is not just a river in Egypt ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:58 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Look what he has already accomplished
1. Payback for 47 years of intransigence.
2. Showed Europe is unable to secure a vital shipping lane
3. Showed NATO budget requirements are vital and EU is a worthless without USA
4. Showed that Iran is a knife at our throats (the GCC for revenue, the rest of world for energy) that can not be tolerated.
5. Showed China is not on Europe's side, and is unable to really do much of anything except bullshit and bribe.
6. Showed the USA is back. We are not to be trifled with.
7. Restored pride in armed forces
8. Showed net zero as a dangerous farce
9. Introduced the idea that when you go to war, you take things, like oil. and don't leave a revenue source so they can buy off your institutions the way the GCC has or fund terrorist the way Iran has.
..
and set back Iran in their regional domination scheme to have nukes and control the world's energy supply.
The only topper is if he manages to get USA in control of those key islands and the strait. With revenue.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 01:58 PM (zAO6l)
We'll handle the infrastructure. Phase Three coming up.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (rcyPU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:52 PM (WONhk
I thinl just old but yeah, he's been again like every US President. Trump is immu e and just gets stronger.
Where's this Tousi thing? Is it a channel, website. Sorry, I'd usually look it up, but Generac is here for yearly maintenance ($260 Can), dog is going nuts, but I'm squeezing in a minite break.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (y171U)
Wasn't there a movie about that? Varnishing Point?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM
Some of us have actually met each other.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Gmac.....
*STOP, STOP IT THIS INSTANT!!!!*
You will hear from our attorneys.
Posted by: Warner Chappell Music, copyright owners of "Happy Birthday to You" at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
Measuring tapes, mostly.
Posted by: And the height thing on the doctor's office scale at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (TbWk/)
Fox News' societal damage is GLOBAL. Cry bitch.
"Everything Trump touches, dies." -Rick Wilson
Iran has more power and influence today than just a short 6 weeks ago. Trump must be so proud
Sorry folks, there's no going back. America's status on the world stage, particularly for Western civilization, isn't coming back after a short period of good behavior. Trump proved we're broken and untrustworthy.
I can't understand why Fox News is even legal. Democrats are such cowards. There is a foreign owned network that produces 24/7 propaganda which is legal. Yet, Trump has no issue trying to clamp down on news networks that report the truth
I hadn't even thought through how this would effect all the hawks. I bet this sticks a nice knife in Rubio, too. Poor guy could lose like six or seven of his jobs over this
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:58 PM (WONhk)
I know, right?
Later though, when the bruises healed, I went out and got TRISKITS
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM
You can find his channel, TousiTV on EweToob.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (bFu5X)
This is why we don't win wars anymore. My WW2 grandpa just opened the windows.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (cS1cw)
Israel will continue to attack Hezbollah, justifiably so.
Iran will use this as justification for violating the CF, proving to the world that they don't respect sovereignty (Lebanon's).
Trump and the boys will wait until Friday evening before unleashing hell. The world will color Trump as the evil one.
Conclusion: the world can F-caw-FF.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (0CEhJ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM
Some of us have actually met each other.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)
_______
How do some of you guys know how tall some of you are?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM
Some of us have actually met each other.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)
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Crossed the streams???
That I know, but AtC? I have no idea how tall (or short) she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (XQJDW)
And they revealed themselves to be faking as conservatives for years, some for decades--NeverTrump have said far nastier things about Trump than they'd ever say about Iran.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:59 PM (Sco7b)
Just google or whatever you do up there and he's easy to find and free. I like him. He may turn out to be someone I should not like.
I also like looking at him, his accent and wit. So until he ticks me off he's got me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (WONhk)
He has a wifi controlled buttplug and someone linked the password.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:02 PM (TLp3A)
These aren't serious people.
I'm pretty certain the dead mullahs in Iran doesn't think Trump was a chicken.
But that's what life consists of when you're a rabid leftist.
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 08, 2026 02:02 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:02 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (VCgbV)
Trump Always Chickens Out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM (PpBto)
And here we are 10 years later and it's only gotten worse by an order of magnitude or two ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:53 PM (TbhYO)
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So no one read Trump's book, where he said: show them you're willing to do what's necessary, make impossible demands, then get most of what you want?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
I measure myself in Smoots
I am 1.057 Smoots in height, and I weigh approximately one late model Kenmore dryer
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM (VCgbV)
Almost instantaneous communications has resulted in the expectation of similar instantaneous solutions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:04 PM (2GVsD)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:04 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM
I'm reliably informed by people who have met AtC that she's fairly short. Not like Lollipop Guild short, but kinda petite, height wise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:04 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (bFu5X)
Thank you!
'News' shouldn't have to be a freaking puzzle activity where you go to 10 different sources, sort through, pick out the truth kernels lodged in the crap and try to form some semblance of the true story.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)
Diminutive FM says US must choose between ceasefire and "continued war via Israel".
Delicious. Actually, the little fella has it backwards.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (U/Byj)
Indiana Gov. Mike Braun is suspending the state's sales tax on gas as prices continue to climb in the wake of the Iran conflict.
Braun announced a 30-day holiday on the state's sales tax on gasoline. He said it is effective immediately.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (VC
*****
Trump Always Chickens Out
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (NpAcC)
Cop shows, mystery shows, etc.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
Measuring tapes, mostly.
Posted by: And the height thing on the doctor's office scale at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (TbWk/)
Imperial units only
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)
Diminutive FM says US must choose between ceasefire and "continued war via Israel"
That's an easy one....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (FtULh)
Sometimes cross ventilation (crack windows open, fans), closing doors leading to other interior rooms, and not varnishing inside a room used for sleep will do it.
Nitrile gloves & some eye protection are often more important for 'health & safety."
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (NFX2v)
That I know, but AtC? I have no idea how tall (or short) she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
I am five foot tall.
I AM TOO A WHOLE SIXTY INCHES TALL.
Ahem.
There is an entire subset of the Twitters dedicated to mocking me for being so short.
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (WONhk
Thank you.
A good policy.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM
Having met you and not AtC, I'll make a comparison of it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (bFu5X)
The Hormuz is supposed to be totally free to transit without limitations. Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire.
Fake News reporting that Iran shut down Hormuz because of Lebanon bombings. So beats me. *shoulder shrug*
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 02:07 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:07 PM (TLp3A)
Hello everyone! Sorry for the lateness. I wish I had a good excuse but I don't.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM
____________
Talk to tankdemon. He can supply any number of perfectly plausible excuses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:07 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:07 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Anna Puma
We have a restraining order.
Posted by: Vienna Boys Choir at April 08, 2026 02:07 PM (yFLFB)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (aZm/F)
Almost instantaneous communications has resulted in the expectation of similar instantaneous solutions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:04 PM (2GVsD)
I think this has been the case in the working world with the advent of telephone and e-mail communication for some time, and spread to the broader culture through social media. Because the means of communication is instantaneous it is expected that the person of whom an action, response, or solution to a problem is requested must produce same instantaneously. Expectations have been grossly skewed across many different parts of society and it's causing a lot of problems.
Posted by: Anna Puma Johnson is right at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)
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I let J.J. Sefton do that work for me every weekday morning...And I really do appreciate all the hard work that goes into compiling those links every day. It ain't easy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (rcyPU)
We can still round them up for questioning.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM
Change the password on my luggage!
Posted by: President Skroob at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (pohLc)
I AM TOO A WHOLE SIXTY INCHES TALL.
Ahem.
There is an entire subset of the Twitters dedicated to mocking me for being so short.
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
But you are not sixty inches wide, so you are hawt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Rex B at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (BYqnY)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2026 02:05 PM (U/Byj)
Memories of Baghdad Bob saying they were winning as smoke rose behind him.
I really should go do something useful. Vs waiting for something BIG to happen, eh?
I threw in that Canada word at the very end.
Oui, amigos?
"How you say cucumber?" Mrs. Alec Baldwin,fake Spanish spawn factory. hic
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
You can reach things off the top shelf for my wife, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU)
Absolutely.. My go to every AM
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM (VCgbV)
Which is right around the same as the First Lady.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (tgvbd)
It's fine.
Also *fingereyes Sponge*
Anyway, one of the most annoying bits about the whole bitch eating crackers with Trump is that there is always room for criticism but noooo can't have that.
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:10 PM (X5Sen)
Projection truly is something the Dems do better than anyone.
Remember when the freaks were trying to convince us JD Vance was "weird?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:10 PM (aZm/F)
That I know, but AtC? I have no idea how tall (or short) she is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
I am five foot tall.
I AM TOO A WHOLE SIXTY INCHES TALL.
Ahem.
There is an entire subset of the Twitters dedicated to mocking me for being so short.
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
__________
"5 Feet?? You are positively Amazonian!"
-- Robert Reich
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
AtC is famously short. She has described it herself.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:10 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:10 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (tgvbd)
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"Furlong, when Hadrian's Wall fell."
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:10 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:09 PM (tgvbd)
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What's the parsec conversion ratio for that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Sponge
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We are the perfect height!!!🤗😁
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (P8t+z)
In my mind, you are all either like those precocious toddlers in the AI videos, or really old and grumpy. I leave it to the reader to figure out which one you are individually.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (zAO6l)
I am 1.057 Smoots in height, and I weigh approximately one late model Kenmore dryer
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 02:03 PM
I am 1.015 Smoots tall.
Posted by: President Skroob at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don't Be Jealous at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (oftw2)
We are the perfect height!!!🤗😁
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (VCgbV)
She and a friend of hers dubbed it "Fun Size."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (VCgbV)
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Al Green calls for a "Secretary of Reconciliation" to implement reparations.
GREEN: “We need a Secretary of Reconciliation…that would include reparations. Reparations for the 240 years of free labor that people still benefit today from.”
https://tinyurl.com/mr32a8ky
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (zAO6l)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (zAO6l)
Isn't this what the Dems have always wanted? An America that no one respects and that has no power?
I don't know why they're complaining
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (bFu5X)
Or at least a palate-refreshing Mannix babe.
Posted by: mindful webworker - garling with Listerine at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (C2uPD)
Ahem.
There is an entire subset of the Twitters dedicated to mocking me for being so short.
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
For all the mocking that's not even that short.
I guess a little gentle ribbing turned you into a mini-meme.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (zafwz)
Her Majesty married me because I'm 6'1" and she's 4'11". It sure wasn't for my looks, brains or personality.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (tgvbd)
GREEN: “We need a Secretary of Reconciliation…that would include reparations. Reparations for the 240 years of free labor that people still benefit today from.”
https://tinyurl.com/mr32a8ky
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
Your reparations were gained after the Civil War, asshole.
You're not in Africa with a bone through your nose and a plate in your lip.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
Well she has a lawsuit against the city for building the sidewalks too close to her ass
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (P4Pk9)
He's pretty clear. You don't negotiate unless you first acquire, and then USE leverage. He goes into detail about how, sometimes, you have to generate the leverage yourself. He states that this requires creativity and salesmanship.
The fact that his opposition is bouncing back and forth on positions in an effort to show Trump's "incompetence" indicates that they missed that chapter, or didn't comprehend that it was the most important part of the book.
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:14 PM (hCUcO)
GREEN: “We need a Secretary of Reconciliation…that would include reparations. Reparations for the 240 years of free labor that people still benefit today from.”
https://tinyurl.com/mr32a8ky
Posted by: redridinghood
Send him back to Africa. It'll be like his ancestors never left.
No, I don't care what his actual race is. If he's not black, it'll just be more distant ancestors
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:14 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
I made the kids watch The Godfather a bit ago and they were going nuts
so there you go, picture me as Talia Shire, albeit older now, hair still (naturally I swear) dark tho
I didn't see it til they said it and at easter everyone agreed
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (j+aD2)
It's 2:14am in Peking.
You're the guy in the charge of the CCP's Middle East policy.
Are you sleeping right now?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (TLp3A)
It's the Brits, French, Spanish and Dutch who should be paying reparations. Slavery is part of the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (tgvbd)
expatriate and don't return and you'll get that check my good sir
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (j+aD2)
How many apples tall is that?
Posted by: Anna Puma
i use corgis as length, and cheese burgers as width. now adding apples as height.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (PnEh/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I think smart phones and video has made a lot of the world envy (hate) us. I think what Elon is doing with the translations could be very dangerous.
Humans are happy when they are doing "ok" relative to others around them. Integration is very very bad for happiness. Instant communication is a form of integration and will lead to problems.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (zAO6l)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:13 PM (tgvbd)
_____________________
She needed someone who could reach the top shelf.
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)
In my mind, you are all either like those precocious toddlers in the AI videos, or really old and grumpy. I leave it to the reader to figure out which one you are individually.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (zAO6l)
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I had expressed the same reservations for a decade -- except in my case I imagine everybody as a Randian AND Greek God Hero.
To which someone here replied "You know, it's not like we're all 29 anymore."
Anyway, after attending last year's TX MoMe: I highly encourage you to attend a MoMe if you can. Incredible individuals and memories ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (TbhYO)
Democrat Rep. Al Green calls for a "Secretary of Reconciliation" to implement reparations.
GREEN: “We need a Secretary of Reconciliation…that would include reparations. Reparations for the 240 years of free labor that people still benefit today from.”
https://tinyurl.com/mr32a8ky
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
Free shit! Free shit! Vote fo us and we be givin you free shit!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
Trump comes off sounding much like Jackie Fisher. Sound like the unhinged lunatic on the world stage that no one wants to mess with.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU
Me also.
Thanks J.J.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (PpBto)
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Wasn't 60 inches ALSO their circumference?
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Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (TbhYO)
Iran’s foreign minister says US must choose ceasefire or war via Israel
The US must choose between continued war via Israel or a ceasefire, Iran’s top diplomat says.
“The conditions for a ceasefire between Iran and the United States are clear and explicit: America must choose either a ceasefire or the continuation of war through Israel; both cannot coexist,” Araghchi wrote on Telegram.
“The world is witnessing the killings in Lebanon. Now the ball is in America’s court, and global public opinion is watching to see whether this country will fulfill its commitments or not.”
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BUT the really BIG story is 'Israel kills Al Jazeera Journalist named Mohammed Wishah in Gaza'
They're just incorrigible since Oct. 7th. (A White woman from NY discusses on video.)
AND, 21 minutes ago, 'Hamas condemns Israel’s killing of Al Jazeera journalist in Gaza'
The Palestinian group has condemned the killing of Mohammed Wishah as the latest in “a long list of crimes targeting journalists in the Gaza Strip”.
Hamas.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (NFX2v)
As I understand it, actual Africans loathe visiting blacks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
He claimed to be 5'10" and he wasn't, nor was I when I met him in college.
So there!
Off to conquer things here with the attitude of a Special Ops hero!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (WONhk)
I am William Wallace!
Posted by: JackStraw
>I always feel relieved when I shoot a lightening bolt. I become more limber and spry, - it's like yoga for the lower back.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? at April 08, 2026 02:19 PM (oftw2)
The joke is that everyone in the audience is currently thinking what anyone who reads this is also currently thinking. Lol.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:19 PM (XQJDW)
In my mind, you are all either like those precocious toddlers in the AI videos, or really old and grumpy. I leave it to the reader to figure out which one you are individually.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM
Anyway, after attending last year's TX MoMe: I highly encourage you to attend a MoMe if you can. Incredible individuals and memories ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM
^^^ This. Get yourself to a MoMe. The Horde is the best.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:19 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ShainS
Seconded!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:19 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 08, 2026 02:20 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (tgvbd)
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The Brits will get right on that after the Itialians pay up for the slavery induced by the Roman Empire on the Britons in 43 AD.
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:20 PM (dIske)
for the record, i prefer to play rogues.
Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2026 02:20 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:15 PM (tgvbd)
The Arabs. They infected Africa with islam, and it was muslim tribes that sold captives to the slave traders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (utfVc)
Also, which 240 years is he talking about? the country's only 250 years old and "free labor" (excuse you, people had to pay for those slaves, they didn't go out in the wild and catch them themselves) was banned for all non-judicial purposes 160 years ago.
He wants 240 years of reparations he's going to have to hit Britain up for all but 90 for them
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Measuring Man at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (yFLFB)
Trump comes off sounding much like Jackie Fisher. Sound like the unhinged lunatic on the world stage that no one wants to mess with.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (2GVsD)
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"If you rub it in both at home and abroad that you are ready for instant war and intend to be first in and hit your enemy in the belly and kick him when he is down and boil your prisoners in oil (if you take any), and torture his women and children, then people will keep clear of you."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (y171U)
Cuz she's not the one eating crackers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett
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YES!!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (VCgbV)
Lin-duh, you dirty dog
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (dIske)
hmmm.... now i have a mental mage of a dachshund centaur
Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (oY6Yp)
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Why should I pay a slaver for the people he sold into slavery?
Oh? You want to pretend your people weren't the ones selling slaves?
The first coins for every slave sold out of Africa fell into a black hand, not a white hand.
And you need to settle your debt with Jesus before you come looking to man for more silver.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (HXT0k)
I AM TOO A WHOLE SIXTY INCHES TALL.
Ahem.
There is an entire subset of the Twitters dedicated to mocking me for being so short.
Posted by: Alexthechick
Heighth is mostly irrelevant. It's the strength of the foundation you stand upon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (0CEhJ)
Congratulations? Can you drink legally now?😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
My doctor said no, but my bottle of Drambuie says, 'Your secret is safe with me.' My bottle of Crown wants me to pour a double on the rocks so no regrets!
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (Q/FnY)
If we subtracted the cost of Welfare Programs and the Prison System, they'd owe us a LOT of money.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TLp3A)
Wasn't 60 inches ALSO their circumference?
/
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (TbhYO)
Only a view of the topside, but they were large, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Not sure when that happened but it did! at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Anything that helps in getting them to turn on each other, is worth a shot.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (f5L5X)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU
Me also.
Thanks J.J.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:17 PM (Sco7b)
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Ditto -- don't know how he does it, let alone remain sane (or is that up for debate?). ;-)
"America's Blog of Record."
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TbhYO)
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imagine a bunch of curmudgeons who meet at McDonald's every morning for coffee and bull sessions
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (ZxPkt)
In my mind, you are all either like those precocious toddlers in the AI videos, or really old and grumpy. I leave it to the reader to figure out which one you are individually.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (zAO6l)
_____
The Blade could be:
1. Tall, studly, lives in a penthouse, and drives an exotic car; or
2. Short, dumpy, unemployed, and lives in his mom's basement; or
3. A chick pretending to be a guy (a new theory from TJM yesterday).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (0CEhJ)
And the structural integrity of the stepstool.
Posted by: How else to reach countertops? at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/)
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Al Green calls for a "Secretary of Reconciliation" to implement reparations.
GREEN: “We need a Secretary of Reconciliation…that would include reparations. Reparations for the 240 years of free labor that people still benefit today from.”
https://tinyurl.com/mr32a8ky
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
I am disappoint. He'd get more traction with a more conciliatory approach. Perhaps something like, "Let's stay together."
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (2GVsD)
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"If you rub it in both at home and abroad that you are ready for instant war and intend to be first in and hit your enemy in the belly and kick him when he is down and boil your prisoners in oil (if you take any), and torture his women and children, then people will keep clear of you."
hmmm... maybe i should cozy up to some ai. i could use a version of that far side "how nature says do not touch" strip with trump as the guy in the bottom right...
Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (oY6Yp)
True LIB Wisdom: LET THEM HAVE CRACKER BARREL.
Proud (and SOLE) Hater of LIBs long before anyone really noticed, or cared.
"I am not a great man, I am a failure – and you have made me one." -- Clinton'01, to this day still deserving of the eternal urinal for standing there at the pinnacle of our civilization, to PISS IT ALL AWAY.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: LETS GO BRANDON
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 08, 2026 02:24 PM (h4n6w)
Or at least a palate-refreshing Mannix babe.
Posted by: mindful webworker
I can help with that! https://tinyurl.com/2y2nak94
It's also in honor of our astronauts!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 08, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)
Democrat Rep. Al Green calls for a "Secretary of Reconciliation" to implement reparations.
GREEN: “We need a Secretary of Reconciliation…that would include reparations. Reparations for the 240 years of free labor that people still benefit today from.”
https://tinyurl.com/mr32a8ky
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
We need a secretary of retardation whose job it is to whack these retards in their retarded faces.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 02:24 PM (dK+Kv)
The US must choose between continued war via Israel or a ceasefire, Iran’s top diplomat says.
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They sure don't sound like they understand they've been defeated.
And they must have been defeated since people insist that the ceasefire agreement which has/has not opened the Strait was a victory.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:21 PM (dIske)
You'll spit and tell us it's raining.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:52 PM (WONhk)
I think part of it is he no longer has the makeup artists do is face before every show.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (ZxPkt)
We meet at Timmy's up here on the border ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
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You're big where it counts, Empress
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 08, 2026 02:26 PM (C/GFS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
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I can see the Democrats creating a Secretary of Reconciliation or a Reparations Czar if they win in 2028.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:26 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joemarine
If you hate her enough, it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 08, 2026 02:26 PM (JCZqz)
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Certainly.
I can send my Venmo, and you can get started. Let's call it 1%, over the next 240 years or so. You're kids and grandkids can finish the balance.
And it's even at a discount - because I'm not asking for the blood to be repaid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TLp3A)
That having been said, there are a good number of people who'd be willing to front a pretty sizable payment if it came in return for irrevocable renunciation of citizenship and a one-way flight to somewhere else.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: DOGE at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (/1l9x)
The US must choose between continued war via Israel or a ceasefire, Iran’s top diplomat says.
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They sure don't sound like they understand they've been defeated.
And they must have been defeated since people insist that the ceasefire agreement which has/has not opened the Strait was a victory.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (vSvIl)
seems like a huge downgrade from the previous promises of rains of missiles destroying the US fleet. it's almost like a love letter.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Not sure when that happened but it did!
Don't sell yourself short, you'll fit more easily into a crawl-space (Have you ever watched a tall guy trying to fold himself up into one of those?) and you can change a car's oil without putting it on a lift.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (rcyPU)
It's also in honor of our astronauts!"
You are a great American!
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 08, 2026 02:26 PM (C/GFS)
That is so, so sweet
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 08, 2026 02:25 PM (3sXRv)
TIMMAH!!!
Posted by: TIMMAH!!! at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)
LOL. I'll be he cleared out more than a few bars in Da Nang.
Commenters all saying he had to be fun to hang with.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (hCUcO)
I am so happy you did a drive by, on my birthday no less!
You are fun size, especially for my 5' 5" body.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (Q/FnY)
https://m.youtube.com/@TousiTV
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM (aZm/F)
_________________
Missed it. Great minds run on the same track. I was, at one time, skeptical that Trump had a ghost writer and didn't write that book. But, time and time again, you can see his outlined philosophy in just about every important decision. I wonder how the foreign intelligence agencies regard that book.
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:23 PM
Have you read Christopher Clark's "The Sleepwalkers: How Europe Went to War in 1914"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:28 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:28 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:29 PM (JrZbt)
I knew pre 1914 there was a web of treaty tripwires, I just never knew how many and how twitchy they were because all these empires were trying to control each other.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
How much does it cost to mail a box of angry emu, anyway?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 08, 2026 02:30 PM (4g8dN)
Posted by: Alexthechick at April 08, 2026 02:06 PM (X5Sen)
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You're big where it counts, Empress
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 08, 2026 02:26 PM
So you've seen the Victory Tits pic?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:30 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:28 PM (TbhYO)
I believe it, I believe it...
Posted by: Triz Trzcinski at April 08, 2026 02:30 PM (/1l9x)
Once again, ESPN has found a way to fuq up a nice sporting experience.
They're butchering the Par 3 presentation
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (3sXRv)
I've observed that if the man is at eye level with the woman's boobs, the man's IQ drops by at least 20.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)
He claimed to be 5'10" and he wasn't, nor was I when I met him in college.
So there!
Off to conquer things here with the attitude of a Special Ops hero!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (WONhk)
Hollywood loves short actors with large heads.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (8avO+)
It's also in honor of our astronauts!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
Nope, nope, nope. Don't think so, Admiral. Been fooled too often. Even if you did link to a beauty once. Once.
Posted by: mindful webworker - won't get fooled again at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (C2uPD)
Dated once. Basketball player, she was 6'2"...
Nice girl.
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:28 PM (TbhYO)
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I'd say there are at least two of us here who know it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:29 PM
The Sleepwalkers is a practically hour-by-hour look at the decision making at the time because of the web of treaties. Fascinating reading.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (bFu5X)
"I usually only date tall chicks...but, you'll do."
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:27 PM (a+4eV)
And they won't have to use as much phenobarbital to put me down compared to others. Savings!
Posted by: Always a silver lining at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)
That's how I am with legs but they don't make 'em that tall
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:29 PM (JrZbt)
________
[makes "call me" gesture]
-- Brittney Griner
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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"If the Germans mobilize, it's game-on" seemed to be the driver.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (f5L5X)
Posted by: garrett
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Are you talking about her victory boobs?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2026 02:32 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
I just read that Jimmy Kimmel was maling fun of President Trump.
Jimmy, Trump is against breathing dude!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
Okay, I clicked anyway. Glad I did.😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - weightless boobies ftw at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (C2uPD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 08, 2026 02:18 PM (y171U)
Cuz she's not the one eating crackers.
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This is so confusing.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Methos
I think it's a cultural thing. You can't admit that you were ever wrong because it destroys everyone's respect for you forever.
The only thing you an admit to are glorious victories closer and closer to home.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2026 02:33 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Heroq at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (MmH/W)
Foreign entanglements were commonplace, and had been for many, many years.
Thus the founder's admonitions against.
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)
It's like those distraction devices they force intelligent people to use in Harrison Bergeron.
Posted by: Therefore, I conclude that BOOBS at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)
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Sweet. How many teefs does she have?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (n17eQ)
That their decedents own the slaves and their labor and must be paid.
If you don't own your ancestors and their labor, then you are not entitled to any compensation.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Methos
Iran's foreign minister -“The world is witnessing the killings in Lebanon. Now the ball is in America’s court, and global public opinion is watching to see whether this country will fulfill its commitments or not.”
On April 8, 2026, Israel launched its largest air attacks against Hezbollah in Lebanon, hitting over 100 targets in Beirut and southern Lebanon, resulting in high casualties and panic, following a breakdown in a temporary ceasefire. The strikes aimed to eliminate Hezbollah's military infrastructure and stop rocket fire into Israel. (AI Overview and BBC, NPR, Washington Post, Haaretz references.)
Israel has the right to defend itself. Why would the Iranian-US agreement cover Hezbollah in Lebanon? Why does Iran move the goal posts to include other terrorist networks? Let the world of critics answer that.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 02:34 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Just got here at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (850T+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (rcyPU)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 08, 2026 01:56 PM (QGaXH)
Yes.
At a NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:28 PM (TbhYO)
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I'd say there are at least two of us here who know it.
Posted by: Seems Legit
Three.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:35 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
I'm 6'00" with a face for radio and a voice for print.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:36 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at April 08, 2026 02:37 PM (ONprm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM
Like varnish on the desk, it has become invisible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (yAteE)
It was all link.
Ace must be troubleshooting.
Chuy. It's up to you. You're our only hope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 02:28 PM (TbhYO)
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I'd love to see that link
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (Uxbm6)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (f5L5X)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (Sepje)
Posted by: Get This at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (850T+)
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (c2wDO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Shelves and varnish at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (850T+)
Posted by: night lifted at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2026 02:40 PM (f5L5X)
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Can confirm.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (aZm/F)
STAMPEDE!!!
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (XuXeR)
Decided to give up being an artists model and to enter a Carmelite religious order instead?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: zombie Gertrude Stein at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So, what men have you run into who are 5'3"?
[ducks, runs to falsely-called nood]
Posted by: mindful webworker - five foot eleven and seven eights at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (C2uPD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (n5tGW)
These people are at war with the constitutional republic and very few people recognize it. There is a color revolution on steroids being attempted and it undermines everything from the voting system, to the courts, our congress and various law enforcement institutions. There isn’t an aspect they have ignored, and people should really start to understand what’s at stake come November.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:46 PM (sYFXJ)
You are hitting the nail on the head Marcus T! This is the real threat to America - the Communist/Democrat Party. And they are inside the wire. Jesse Kelly speaks of the same on his radio show. America needs to wake the fuck up and realize that voting for a Democrat is voting for the end of your country.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (4ItEf)
Posted by: Madison at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (850T+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 02:42 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (XuXeR)
Decided to give up being an artists model and to enter a Carmelite religious order instead?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:42 PM (bFu5X)
No. Most chicks I have known ALWAYS insist on the 1/2" on their height.
I just assume it's important to them.
So, I make a point of taking 1/2" off their claimed height.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (TLp3A)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: Anatoly Dyatlov at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (Ysav4)
Trump Always Catapults Otters.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (EXyHK)
The nasty river otters, right? Not the cute and spunky surfboard stealing sea otters!
Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (9vFyc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:38 PM (n17eQ)
Sounds like something Donovan wrote in 1966.
Posted by: Old Hippie Who Smells Bad at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (/1l9x)
Aren't they the shoeless ones? Or misremembering?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (XuXeR)
Gee, its almost as if the guy doesn't shoot from the lip. Its like he baits his enemies into overreacting to something that he isn't going to do, to give him room to do what he wants to do. Heh. I'm not Tucker carlson or anything but that does some to be some seriously higher level operating.
Posted by: Does he have a six six six birthmark????!!?!?! at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 08, 2026 02:41 PM (4ItEf)
And voting Republican is voting for Republicans to get rich while still letting Democrats end the country
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:44 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:44 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 08, 2026 02:44 PM (JCZqz)
Coming soon in June, 2026!
The wait is over.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (Sco7b)
Oh, thank heavens!
I've gotten so TIRED of Chardonnay.
Posted by: Speaking of the nunnery at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (850T+)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - five foot eleven and seven eights at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (C2uPD)
Posted by: Doof at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (LVvlK)
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the Discalced Carmelites are a Roman Catholic mendicant order, founded in 1562 by St. Teresa of Avila and St. John of the Cross, focusing on contemplation, prayer, and apostolic ministry. "Discalced" (meaning "shoeless") signifies a reform toward greater poverty, simplicity, and a return to the original, stricter Carmelite
Posted by: discalced Joe Jackson at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Weird little spirit medium from that one movie at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (Fbc0I)
https://youtu.be/Uf1imKzv5j8?t=106
LC Sign video. The whole thing is good but this is the part you care about.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)
1) Trump is not a politician - he is a businessman who has been in the game of high stakes negotiations for decades with billions of dollars and people's lives on the line.
2) There is always a message behind the messages that Trump puts out to the world. If you just take his primary messages at face value - you are making a mistake. You need to read what is behind the primary communications, but to do that, you have to understand the man.
3) He fights the fires that the Mullahs light with 1000 flame throwers and has zero f's to give what the global elitist think in their comfortable salons or DC cocktail parties. He is truly America first and that is almost unheard of in the last 50 years.
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (yAteE)
Be a real shame if they got the sums for the foundation wrong and it started to tilt right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (2GVsD)
It's not like voting. It's much more important.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (Fbc0I)
are you thinking that ace got shellacked?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:48 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Well, I AM Already Nude, So Eat Me! at April 08, 2026 02:48 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (XQJDW)
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My mind always conjures up scenes with mid-century furniture and starburst clocks whenever I see the word Drambuie.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (XuXeR)
It's a lot of work saying stupid shit, fast and full of errors.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (aZm/F)
Be a real shame if they got the sums for the foundation wrong and it started to tilt right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (2GVsD
Heh.
I'd hope for constant toilet and sewage issues.
That could take care of the foundation too...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 02:50 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:50 PM (XQJDW)
When Obama started the "unaccompanied minor" program I stated that the US had become the largest child trafficking operation in the world. Autopen built on that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 08, 2026 02:50 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (XQJDW)
Beautiful, and delicious!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I've Had Her Many Times. at April 08, 2026 02:50 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (oiNtH)
It is also very hard to kill everybody in target zone when bombing or shelling. They tried for years in WWI on just a small area of trenches they knew the exact location of and still couldn't wipe out defenders.
Ditto for strategic bombing, the nukes used in Japan, the firebombing in Japan, and the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (XQJDW)
*****
Where is Madison Cornbread?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM (rcyPU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:52 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM
You didn't listen, did you, kid?
Posted by: Han Solo at April 08, 2026 02:52 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)
Be a real shame if they got the sums for the foundation wrong and it started to tilt right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM (2GVsD
Heh.
I'd hope for constant toilet and sewage issues.
That could take care of the foundation too...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)
It's in the South Side of Chicago. Nobody will want to go there, even Obama.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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Point of order
She's the chick who, in exchange for payment, insisted . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (f5L5X)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (hzEuy)
@Rep Houlahan
On the same day that our nation's brave and patriotic astronauts stare down on our tender and fragile Earth, the President of the United States just unleashed a vile and hateful threat to wipe the ancient civilization of Iran from it.
In the strongest terms possible, I condemn these despicable words. Commanding our military to annihilate the entire country of Iran would be the epitome of an illegal order and a betrayal of 249 year of American excellence, diplomacy and alliance.
You will see many strongly worded statements today, mostly from my Democratic colleagues, but let's be 100% clear: this horror rests with the Republican Party. It is well past time for them to stand for the United States of America and immediately, publicly, and finally condemn this statement and the U.S. President's behavior."
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2026 02:46 PM
The last president that I recall that put America first was eisenhower.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (0N4FZ)
Where the Girl Scouts get into a bar fight"
Off the Barbary Coast?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM
That place is worse than Detroit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (bFu5X)
These guys are a head of schedule.
This whole thing has become amateurishly absurd, like a Monty Python skit.
Posted by: pawn at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (jstR0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:52 PM (XQJDW)
Which resets the 30 day timer...
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)
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This makes me laugh.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:54 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:54 PM (XuXeR)
Oh, thank heavens!
I've gotten so TIRED of Chardonnay.
Posted by: Speaking of the nunnery at April 08, 2026 02:45 PM (850T+)
................................
The koalas with chlamydia are everywhere!
I still don't know why gay men had to do this to the poor koalas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:55 PM (WONhk)
Where the Girl Scouts get into a bar fight"
Off the Barbary Coast?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:51 PM
That place is worse than Detroit.
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Are talking about Camp Fire Girls?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:55 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:55 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting literally #twoweeks at April 08, 2026 02:56 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:55 PM (WONhk)
Madison is not that interesting, and GP has some story about the pseudo investigation
Posted by: night lifted at April 08, 2026 02:56 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM
And they were real and spectacular.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (Cuw0G)
In my mind, you are all either like those precocious toddlers in the AI videos, or really old and grumpy. I leave it to the reader to figure out which one you are individually.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 08, 2026 02:11 PM (zAO6l)
I went to the TXMOME a couple of years ago.
Admittedly, my mental images of everyone were more fun than the reality.
No one had a tail or walked around with a marmoset on their shoulder or even was riding a tapir.
*sigh*
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 08, 2026 02:58 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:44 PM (JrZbt)
To change Senate rules, it only takes a Majority vote... and cannot be filibustered.
Now, change the Filibuster rule back to its original format, where to filibuster you must sit up there and speak for the entire time... WITH a Quorum of the Seante physically there, in session.
Problem... solved.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2026 02:58 PM (mP0Kj)
I love this place.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 08, 2026 02:58 PM (VkY89)
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Author of The Gay Hawaiian Oreo Cookie's first Autobiography. He's lettered.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 02:59 PM (n17eQ)
Admittedly, my mental images of everyone were more fun than the reality.
No one had a tail or walked around with a marmoset on their shoulder or even was riding a tapir.
*sigh*
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM
Berserker is the only one who seems to have fit everyone's mental image.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 02:59 PM (bFu5X)
Don't go there unless you know how to use your fists....
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM (XuXeR)
My man ...
Posted by: Tommy Hearns at April 08, 2026 02:59 PM (3sXRv)
No. Most chicks I have known ALWAYS insist on the 1/2" on their height.
I just assume it's important to them.
So, I make a point of taking 1/2" off their claimed height.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (TLp3A)
I've been occasionally watching some streamer girls for a while and it is constantly funny how they line up and try and figure out which of them is the tallest when none of them are above 5' 5" in heels
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2026 02:53 PM (f5L5X)
And was coached by Liz Cheney, who I'd love to see go to prison
Posted by: night lifted at April 08, 2026 02:59 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:55 PM (WONhk)
They have a pill for that now.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 02:59 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting literally #twoweeks at April 08, 2026 02:56 PM (Wt5PA)
I pray everything goes really well for you both.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)
It all makes sense in my dreams. Spiritually. For Jesus.
Posted by: Candy O at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (BI5O2)
Country’s oil exporters’ union says toll to be paid in cryptocurrency and vessels monitored for weapons
THERE'S A UNION INVOLVED!
In part, "Iran will demand that shipping companies pay tolls in cryptocurrency for oil tankers passing through the Strait of Hormuz, as it seeks to retain control over passage through the key waterway during the two-week ceasefire.
Hamid Hosseini, a spokesperson for Iran’s Oil, Gas and Petrochemical Products Exporters’ Union, told the FT on Wednesday that Iran wanted to collect tolling fees from any tanker passing and to assess each ship.
“Iran needs to monitor what goes in and out of the strait to ensure these two weeks aren’t used for transferring weapons,” said Hosseini, whose industry association works closely with the state.
“Everything can pass through, but the procedure will take time for each vessel, and Iran is not in a rush,” he added.
It's funny and it's not.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (JrZbt)
Well, that's shocking.
Apparently, I know someone shorter than AtC!
I refuse to believe this is true.
The AtC of my cerebral cortex shall always be knee-high to a grasshopper.
Or maybe a Barbie Doll with boots and a riding crop.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 02:52 PM (XQJDW)
Which resets the 30 day timer...
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)
Planning is now in process for Epicer Fury, the Sequel.
Different Op, so different under the War Powers Act.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)
I love this place.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 08, 2026 02:58 PM
More or less how El Rushbo (pbhu) described listening to his show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (Fbc0I)
Oh, don't worry- they will.
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (Cuw0G)
I love this place.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 08, 2026 02:58 PM (VkY89)
Inshallaalaoopsie
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Denny Crane - What A Stinky Ol' Thread! at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (dmDsy)
In part, "Iran will demand that shipping companies pay tolls in cryptocurrency for oil tankers passing through the Strait of Hormuz, as it seeks to retain control over passage through the key waterway during the two-week ceasefire.
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If Trump doesn't say "fuck off" to this crap, he's not the guy I thought he was.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (aZm/F)
Don't go there unless you know how to use your fists....
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 02:57 PM
The most underrated joke in Team America is that Chris is "the best martial artist Detroit has to offer".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (XQJDW)
She is taller than him and every time she gets excited, people can get maimed from the buttons popping off her blouse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2026 03:02 PM (rcyPU)
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 03:02 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:03 PM (XuXeR)
It will take time because they have to swim out to each ship.
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 03:03 PM (Cuw0G)
The world should not be waiting with baited breath to see whether or not a deranged, 80-year old unstable madman who can barely walk in a straight line or sputter a complete sentence will plunge the world into a global nuclear war unprompted.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 03:03 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 03:03 PM (hCUcO)
Or maybe a Barbie Doll with boots and a riding crop.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
I always picture her as having Chibi proportions which makes her short.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (2GVsD)
@JohnJHarwood
Pete Hegseth is the quintessential ugly American
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Dude, have you even seen Whoopi?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (YwEeS)
......
Juist be sure to charge your time to PTO.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (TLp3A)
Very very true.
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Boston Market is dead, rite? I liked their meatloaf.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting literally #twoweeks at April 08, 2026 02:56 PM (Wt5PA)
******
I'm sure you must be so excited!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (NpAcC)
Trump Always Catapults Otters.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 08, 2026 02:08 PM (EXyHK)
The nasty river otters, right? Not the cute and spunky surfboard stealing sea otters!
Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 08, 2026 02:43 PM (9vFyc)
I hate spunk.
Posted by: Lou Grant at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:04 PM (2GVsD)
The Straights are international Waters, allowing them to charge a toll for passage says that we recognize their claim to those waters.
Bad... bad... move.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2026 03:05 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Denny Crane - What A Stinky Ol' Thread! at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (dmDsy)
I'd say back in the day, our average was probably 6-700. Few reasons:
-seemed like ace left posts longer
-the ban hammer did not swing quite as free. You had a lot more conflict which leads to higher comments as people go 'you suck!' 'Nuh-uh' and so forth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
It will take time because they have to swim out to each ship.
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 03:03 PM (Cuw0G)
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BWAHAHAHAHA
Yes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (aZm/F)
Xi is only 72. So there
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (XuXeR)
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I once told Vic I pictured him as the Marlboro Man. He said I was waaay off.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting literally #twoweeks at April 08, 2026 02:56 PM (Wt5PA)
🙏🤗
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (CWTWj)
@JohnJHarwood
Pete Hegseth is the quintessential ugly American
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OFFS
Harwood, fuck off.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Poor Madison Cornbread!
Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt
Trump's campaign of "retribution" continues as Justice Department assigns its civil rights division to investigate Cassidy Hutchinson, who outraged Trump four years ago after her congressional testimony implicated him in Jan. 6. @alanfeuer @nytmike
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The NYT was just kidding with that nobody is above the law stuff.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)
CNN...what happens with the enriched uranium?
Broken up into small pieces, encased in gold, made into necklaces and given as anonymous gifts to all Dems and their major supporters?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: t-bird
😄 You need to run for office.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:08 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (XuXeR)
That is pretty much my encapsulation of every argument. Verbosity and word choice vary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:09 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:09 PM (XuXeR)
I have been worthless since the baby virus hit a month ago (RSV). Now all better but lack the sparkling energy I am known for. I need a V8 or lunch. Maybe a B complex vitamin? Meth?
Maybe this is like the ONT but it is the ODT? I sort of like it and it gives Ace a break and lets him varnish apparently every piece of furniture he owns. Bless him. I hope it's lovely.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:10 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:10 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
==
Totes.
The law doesn't apply to us, or anyone who is on our side. We'd hoped that you would accept this long ago and stop struggling by now. Just lay back and let us firmly press this pillow onto your face . . .
Posted by: NYT at April 08, 2026 03:10 PM (anL5R)
Well, there was that Memorial Day Weekend thread...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (XuXeR)
All it takes is someone to simply keep sailing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:09 PM (2GVsD)
Shit in one hand and demand with the other ... see which one fills up first
Posted by: Shit Thomas Jeffersoon said at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (2GVsD)
Or maybe a Barbie Doll with boots and a riding crop.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
I always picture her as having Chibi proportions which makes her short.
Posted by: Oldcat
>I believe I saw her victory cans posted once, but the perspective needed more detail.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (Fbc0I)
@JohnJHarwood
Pete Hegseth is the quintessential ugly American
------
OFFS
Harwood, fuck off.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:07 PM (aZm/F)
I doubt this idiot even knows what the Ugly American stereotype is.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
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Wafting away like so many varnish fumes.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mission Control at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iHitY)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (hzEuy)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:09 PM (2GVsD)
Counter-offer: iran gets one megaton, delivered, for every ship attacked in the Strait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (XuXeR)
Avenatti was convicted of various crimes -- including a $20 million extortion scheme against Nike and stealing $300,000 from Stormy -- and sentenced to 11 years 3 months. He served around 4 years and was released Tuesday.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (iJfKG)
Maybe this is like the ONT but it is the ODT? I sort of like it and it gives Ace a break and lets him varnish apparently every piece of furniture he owns. Bless him. I hope it's lovely.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:10 PM (WONhk)
Used to like V8, haven't had one in a long time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM
Some of them have been known to join us in the smoke pit for a good cigar.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (bFu5X)
Wasn't he going to be president'n or something?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (XuXeR)
Seems like we'd have the ability to employ counterbattery fires against any shore-based weapon they decided to employ. And we'd keep it "proportional." IYKYK
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 03:01 PM (Fbc0I)
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Back to New England or Canada or whatever area far away from the Southern US you hail from. It's best with butter only!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM
At today's gas prices?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+
For some reason, I haven't seen Clamato in a while.
Clams and tomato juice.
Better than it sounds.
It would pretty much have to be.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
- Bearded Sock Universe Madonna
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (hzEuy)
Posted by: L - No nic....
......
He just finished varnishing the chair.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)
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My mom used to put cornbread in a tall glass with milk, then eat it with a spoon. A cornbread float!
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:43 PM (PpBto)
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I just came home for lunch, served up some cheese and crackers and then opened AoSHQ to read what was going on while I ate. I did not know my lunch carried such baggage.
Posted by: 496 at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (h4xMu)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (2GVsD)
Saw this airplane last week, Anna:
https://tinyurl.com/3pcwddhh
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (W2Pud)
Wasn't he going to be president'n or something?
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He'd be lucky to get a pay per view MMA fight against Tucker Carlson.
Man would I pay to see that . . .
Posted by: seriously at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)
Cops say man named Abdulkarim filmed himself burning down California toilet paper warehouse
https://is.gd/cH3sgQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (ndZc7)
He was worth a laugh or two. I'm assuming he lost his law license. I wonder what he will do for a living?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (hzEuy)
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
That reminds me of the Sam Kinneson bit about the US bombing of the French Embassy in Libya after they refused us overflight. "THANKS FOR THE EXTRA 800 AIR MILES YOU F**KS!!!"
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:17 PM (2GVsD)
https://is.gd/cH3sgQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (ndZc7)
I hope he used a good 80's style catchphrase.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:17 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:17 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
Did that one annoying asshole actually go to prison? Was that South Korea? Thailand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
"Wipe this."
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You misspelled eternal.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (So85e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (cWLG3)
Now a float in melted butter....
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Marmaduke at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (YwEeS)
Wasn't he going to be president'n or something?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:14 PM (XuXeR)
******
Yes, he was encouraged to run as a Democrat.
Anna Navarro from The View compared him to the Holy Spirit.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
Did that one annoying asshole actually go to prison? Was that South Korea? Thailand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
Johnny Somali.
Yeah they are toting up his prison terms in South Korea even as we speak. They are guessing 7ish years, maybe out in 4 or so.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (XQJDW)
Y'all ever see the wicked red Gulfstream with crowned lion on the trail?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 03:11 PM (Fbc0I)
We've also seen her queenly stepstool of awesomeness, with her queenly toes atop.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: alias at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (IqaN9)
Trump Always Constipates Orifices
Liberals with hemorrhoids and plague fleas, screaming like Bruce Springsteen. Trump daily drives them more insane! I LOVE IT!
Speaking of Bruce,why does he wear that scarf thing in photos? Not that I care because the only person I knew who liked him over 40yrs ago was tone deaf.
His scarf almost looks like a neck brace or something wacky.
Well...off to cook! And do some chores I have neglected in my pitiful state.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (WONhk)
The muzzies won't have a problem without the tp.
Nasty mfrs.
.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (3ek7K)
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"Smell my finger!"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (NpAcC)
Dear Lord
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Never tried it. Any good?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:17
An acquired taste but not bad.
Woooo MS Now - Nato Sec General to meet with Trump.
Oh to be a fly on the wall then.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (3ek7K)
Iran is not going to be free
until mullah world is history.
_Rein Hell
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (m24qK)
Emmie dear I hope you are well
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
>Yeah, I picked up that odd witches brew from an ex-girlfriend from Pennsylvania. Not too bad if you're in the mood for her.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
Did that one annoying asshole actually go to prison? Was that South Korea? Thailand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
The funny part was before his trials when every time he started streaming some Korean streamers would see where he was and go beat the hell out of him and his cameraman. As they have all had to do military service it wasn't a fair fight.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (FrGmf)
He's mighty fine to look at, Mary. I married a blonde but am fine to look at a Persian who seems normal. The only news we have at this point.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:22 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (P8t+z)
Posted by: alias at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (IqaN9)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)
one death cult to another.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)
At least TOUSi is going to start at 4pm but that is still very late.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (kvcnI)
He was worth a laugh or two. I'm assuming he lost his law license. I wonder what he will do for a living?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:16 PM (aZm/F)
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Hopefully it involves hobo dicks, a bridge, and wooden nickels.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 08, 2026 03:24 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (2GVsD)
Anybody who doesn't have a 2 week supply on hand deserves the butt rash.
Posted by: Reforger at April 08, 2026 03:24 PM (ZhdAT)
Posted by: alias at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (IqaN9)
he never even implied nuking Iran, you'd have to be an idiot to even think so.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:22 PM (WONhk)
His hair is fabulous. And he's funny. I like Greg the Goat.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (FrGmf)
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Yep.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (P8t+z)
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Whatever hair style he had yesterday is now permanent.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (cWLG3)
His scarf almost looks like a neck brace or something wacky.
......
It hides the turkey neck.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 03:19 PM (NpAcC)
Dear Lord
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:20 PM (JrZbt)
Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.
Posted by: slightly confused zombie Marcus Brody at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2026 03:23 PM (P8t+z)
WAIT! was he varnishing a SHELF?
oh, the horror...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: kingsman at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (XQJDW)
Why was he here?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2026 03:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:18 PM (2GVsD)
Anybody who doesn't have a 2 week supply on hand deserves the butt rash.
Posted by: Reforger at April 08, 2026 03:24 PM (ZhdAT)
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If you're referring to the Kimberly-Clarke warehouse facility that burned down, I expect that will hit California hardest.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (cWLG3)
Better than it sounds.
It would pretty much have to be.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)
I laughed.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (qivay)
Anybody who doesn't have a 2 week supply on hand deserves the butt rash.
Posted by: Reforger at April 08, 2026 03:24 PM (ZhdAT)
Dam straight. I haven't had the opportunity to say this in a long time.
I am still putting off being productive and it's the fault of you people. Plus I don't have a V8.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 08, 2026 03:24 PM (OUMaO)
That'll be me.
I've been watching the horror movies.
And MS Now and CNN.
And I live in canada in a place NOT called Alberta!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (NFX2v)
Why was he here?
Posted by: gKWVE
No one is illegal on stolen land? He's as American as anybody? Diversity is our strength?
Posted by: Moron at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (n17eQ)
......
It hides the turkey neck.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (UjdFS)
Syphilis scars.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
Nothing says "good parenting" like checking your kid for dingleberries when they arrive home from school. Bonus points if you do it in front of their friends.
Posted by: Reforger at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (ZhdAT)
Former CENTCOM Commander's Deep Intel on Ending the Iran War
( Ward Carroll )
I watched this earlier. It was really good.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (XQJDW)
Why was he here?
Posted by: gKWVE
No one is illegal on stolen land? He's as American as anybody? Diversity is our strength?
Posted by: Moron at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
Dude is left handed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: The Hag at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: kingsman at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (ehY6c)
The Comment of the Beast
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (tgvbd)
I hope he is ok. Maybe he'll return soon if I leave and do chores.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)
He should have been taken out back and shot in the groin with a 12 gauge.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 03:25 P
I think it's impossible to be in a Trivago commercial withput coming across as a huge douchebag.
Obama and Trudeau in man-buns may as well be their spokes....ugh...spokespersons.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (n17eQ)
Cause you didn't have the money to toss out stuff that could be et. if mixed in with other stuff.
Tons of cuisine is just stretching out the good stuff to feed a family, or to make it to next week.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (m24qK)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Can't Blame Him! at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
Obviously, I know nothing about IT stuff.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)
He's improved recently. His guest ( link above ) was awesome.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Too bad the shit pebbles troll isn't here. He'll be sorry he missed it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (3ek7K)
666 A roll of Scott 1000 lasts me a month.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:28 PM (XQJDW)
DCLXVI
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (E6xSb)
I asked commenters what this means. I asked Alex the Chick, too, and she sent this meme:
bitcheatingcrackersmeme.jpg
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM
Look at this guy, humblebragging his verified X account, namedropping the Internet Famous like being able to find their handles and DM them makes him some kind of big shot. "Look at me, I got this bespoke artisanal meme personally handcrafted from Alex the Chick!"
Whoa. I was just trying out the "bitch eating crackers" style as a goof, but that's actually kind of a rush. The human mind is a dark place, my friends. I think it could even be addictive, which helps explain all the people leaping to make fools of themselves.
Posted by: SciVo at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: alias
>Stop being silly. Must I tell you the truth if I shit my pants?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (XQJDW)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (dK+Kv)
The smell eeeet burnsss
Posted by: The Mullahs at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
When you don't want to make a bagpipe out of a stomach.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (UjdFS)
Ace is having problems with his TurboTax '25 program.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (NFX2v)
Turn it off. Turn it on again.
There. You now know 80% of what is needed to be an expert in IT.
Posted by: Reforger at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (ZhdAT)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (FrGmf)
It is always a tits thread, but sometimes other things crop up with varying degrees of success.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (DwqWV)
Mentally Ill, Repeat Offender, knife murderer... oh, there's plenty of people who need to stand trial.
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (m24qK)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 03:27 PM (n17eQ)
Cause you didn't have the money to toss out stuff that could be et. if mixed in with other stuff.
Tons of cuisine is just stretching out the good stuff to feed a family, or to make it to next week.
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It tastes like shit. Eat acorns or something.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (n17eQ)
He did WHAT to the Charmin!?!?!?
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)
Marxists must be plotting a Coup, a few articles they want to impeach President Trump for the 3rd time
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (NFX2v)
After the proposal by the guy from Pakistan, before the cease-fire announcement.
Posted by: KT at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (7vIsy)
Posted by: t-bird a
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One of these days people are going take problems in hand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (m24qK)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 08, 2026 03:29 PM (FrGmf)
Hang in there. A new fresh thread is only moments away. Or hours, I forgot to read the news letter. I don't even know why I subscribe.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 08, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3
As good a guess as any.
However, I'd think to impress them, he'd pay full price.
Unless he just visits really poor countries...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (W2Pud)
43 and mostly cloudy, but the snow is melting. Happy happy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (DwqWV)
He did WHAT to the Charmin!?!?!?
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (JCZqz)
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He hates the toilet paper! Stay away from the toilet paper!
Posted by: Navin Johnson at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
After the proposal by the guy from Pakistan, before the cease-fire announcement.
Posted by: KT at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (7vIsy)
Odd. They approve of the Mullahs so why compare Hegseth to them?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
Mentally Ill, Repeat Offender, knife murderer... oh, there's plenty of people who need to stand trial.
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2026 03:33 PM (kACBq)
Well, they're all incompetent too, so...
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (qivay)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 03:30 PM (dK+Kv)
The smell eeeet burnsss
Posted by: The Mullahs at April 08, 2026 03:32 PM (JrZbt)
All your shelves are belong to us!
Posted by: The Mullahs at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2026 03:36 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2026 03:36 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 03:36 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Anna needs a model at April 08, 2026 03:36 PM (ZhdAT)
I blame homos, as it's the only logical reason.
Then I wonder why anyone would check a koala for a STD and thoughts get unraveled and I need to cook.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2026 03:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
C'mon. It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
Posted by: From the 70s at April 08, 2026 03:38 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 03:21 PM (JrZbt)
Thank you, dear Ellipses; I'm glorying in God's gift of Spring.
Hope you are well, as well.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 08, 2026 03:38 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2026 03:34 PM (DwqWV)
36 and sunny here. Snow is slowly melting. And no wind. Might go out and burn some weeds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 03:39 PM (utfVc)
Actually, NPR did mention some unfortunate social developments under the Ayatollahs, like murders and the sudden appearance of headscarves on all women.
They did some PR for their podcasts on religious extremism in Iran (on the 6th) and in America (yesterday). Pretty much exactly the same! Except for the accompanying death of democracy in America!
Posted by: KT at April 08, 2026 03:42 PM (7vIsy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2026 03:42 PM (XMJOM)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 03:12
I used to like Snappy Tom. Do they still make that? Back when I was a sailor, Back in the day when I was a sailor, it was great for a hangover with a shot of vodka
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2026 03:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2026 03:46 PM (oiNtH)
Long story short, Trump is making sure his message gets across loud and clear.
Posted by: Taft at April 08, 2026 05:35 PM (2iTQF)
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