Mid-Morning Art Thread

A Fish Sale on a Cornish Beach
Stanhope Alexander Forbes

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Presentation!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:29 AM (9bpGq)

2 nd?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (9bpGq)

3 Fishy

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (lCppi)

4 Something stinks.

Posted by: Diddler at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (Mc9us)

5 Threepeat!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (9bpGq)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Meh.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (9bpGq)

8 Nope. Not gonna say it. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (xHq83)

9 I nooded. Unfortunately for my neighbors, I had the curtains open.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (gtcuf)

10 There's a "scent of a woman" joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

11 SPONGE!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (9bpGq)

12 The sea was smelly that day, my friends.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (wvc0i)

13 Huh. Detailed. Good presentation. Almost like a photograph.

Wow, that had to stink to high heaven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bss/y)

14 FRESH FISH! IT'S LUVERLY!

Posted by: Unhygienix at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (gnNyN)

15
No dog. Or cat. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (tgvbd)

16 Buying dead fish off the beach......It's a wonder we made it as a civilization.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

17 That beach seems to be popular.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Oy/m2)

18 SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:30 AM (9bpGq)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

19 What, no game hens?

/ only Cornish reference I've got

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (XuXeR)

20 I imagine you may still see fleets of ships landing on the Cornish Coast, but they're not delivering fresh fish anymore.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

21
*gulps*

Those ain't cockles and mussels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (tgvbd)

22 Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (vFG9F)

23 Dead fish are no substitute for happy bushes.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (0sNs1)

24 That beach seems to be popular.
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Oy/m2)
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What else is there to do in Cornwall?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (9bpGq)

25 16 Buying dead fish off the beach......It's a wonder we made it as a civilization.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, not exactly: 'Wow the wrapping on this prime choice cut of sirloin does not look too neat, I'll pick another.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)

26 I see a couple Cornish Hens in this picture.

Posted by: Women Are Appreciated at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)

27 The fish were smelly that day, my friends.

Posted by: Oh, never mind at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

28
What else is there to do in Cornwall?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (9bpGq)

__________

Mine tin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (tgvbd)

29 Yeah, not exactly: 'Wow the wrapping on this prime choice cut of sirloin does not look too neat, I'll pick another.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)

Alternate title:

Shopping at Food Lion

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

30 17 That beach seems to be popular.
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Oy/m2)

Notice no fat people? Food is important.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

31 Are we going to be enjoying British coast inspired art all week?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (9uW/C)

32 Not sure I want to hang a painting of a bunch of dead fish splattered on the sand.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

33 Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

34 Fishmonger convention.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

35 Alternate title:

Shopping at Food Lion
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

Walmart grocery at 2am.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (bss/y)

36 Fisher dude to woman on crate....

"Brandy, you're a fine girl"

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (XuXeR)

37 Wow! The people look good, but I'm drawn to the aging on the boat and the light reflecting off the water.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (JoVye)

38 My nostrils!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (gpQ8/)

39 Let's hope they don't carp about the prices.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

40 Who names their kid Stanhope?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

41
The finest in British cuisine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (tgvbd)

42 Another new artist.

*wanders off to look him up"

Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

43 32 Not sure I want to hang a painting of a bunch of dead fish splattered on the sand.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

But it has to be one of the most beautiful, but realistic paintings of this subject that could be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (bss/y)

44 CBD has entertained us with numerous Vulgar Boatmen over the years. He deserves accolades and a laurel and hearty handshake for this.

Posted by: One Ringhy Dinghy.... at April 15, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

45 Some of those fish don't look like they were caught at sea, but just washed up on the beach.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:35 AM (9uW/C)

46 Hey, there's Martha Ray! Rachel Ray and James Earl Ray! And even Ray J!

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 09:35 AM (vFG9F)

47 It's not cold enough for skates!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 15, 2026 09:35 AM (w9Wax)

48 ‘Oh, m’am! I’ll have one of the big ones. Cut it in biscuit-sized squares, please.’

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 09:35 AM (eAz6w)

49 CBD chose this just for the halibut.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

50 Let's hope they don't carp about the prices."

He's trying to hook a customer

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (XuXeR)

51 The meaning of Stanhope is a buggy typically having a high seat and closed back.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

52
Fisher dude to woman on crate....

"Brandy, you're a fine girl"

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (XuXeR)

__________

Actually, "Your wrists are exposed. For Heaven's sake, show some modesty."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (tgvbd)

53 Who names their kid Stanhope?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
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Same kind who would name their kid "Sherlock."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (9bpGq)

54 16 Buying dead fish off the beach......It's a wonder we made it as a civilization.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
________
Fortunately, nowadays we don't have to buy from a dirty fisherman, but from a nice clean shop.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (AlhUl)

55 numerous Vulgar Boatmen "

Funny

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (XuXeR)

56 Hey, Mom, what's for supper?

Friggin' fish again?

Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

57 *Surely the Horde has grown tired of fish puns and won't repeat them endlessly.*

*peeks into comment thread*

I'm shocked, shocked, to find fish punning going on in this establishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 09:37 AM (1Q6Kv)

58 The finest in British cuisine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Conquers the known world looking for spices.

Refuses to use them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 09:37 AM (xHq83)

59 Those folks in SW England don’t get the respect they deserve. I mean, they built a whole wall out of corn!

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

60 You're welcome.

Posted by: The Gorton's Fisherman at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

61 " *Surely the Horde has grown tired of fish puns and won't repeat them endlessly.*'

It's a sole obsession.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (vFG9F)

62 Fortunately, nowadays we don't have to buy from a dirty fisherman, but from a nice clean shop.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2026 09:36 AM (AlhUl)
----
We let the shopkeeper buy it from a dirty fisherman on our behalf.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (gnNyN)

63 Conquers the known world looking for spices.

Refuses to use them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 09:37 AM (xHq83)

Thread winner.

Posted by: The Gorton's Fisherman at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Mister, it's $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Kt19C)

65 And shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

66 I won't flounder around with comments about fish.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

67 That's really cool. Visceral. A+

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 09:38 AM (DgMqy)

68 You can tell it ain't the Jersey Shore. No lifeguards or ancient "badge ladies".

Posted by: Lavalette Larrry at April 15, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

69 I'm shocked, shocked, to find fish punning going on in this establishment."

Some are pun fishianados...

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:39 AM (XuXeR)

70 All those women, each with the man in the boat.

That's pretty meta.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)

71 You can tell those were wild caught because of the parasites crawling out of them.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2026 09:39 AM (vFG9F)

72 Nope. Would not hang.

Posted by: Steve Irwin at April 15, 2026 09:39 AM (8sD0/)

73
Yeah this one does nothing for me-
there's no focal point, just a jumble of activity
the fish stink
discount Spanish Armada in the distance
no hang

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

74 Sniper is camouflaged in a gill-y suit.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 15, 2026 09:40 AM (w9Wax)

75 Is that Jimmy Buffet?

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)

76 Fish puns, fish puns, roly-poly fish puns…

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

77
A Fish Sale on a Cornish Beach

I can't stand the boredom much longer
The odor just keeps getting stronger
I smell like a fish
Oh lord, how I wish
I never had wed the fishmonger!

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (qgHp7)

78 Buying dead fish off the beach......It's a wonder we made it as a civilization.
Posted by: Sponge
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It's also very easy to forget how leisurely we live these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (XeU6L)

79 On your planet, you enjoy eating a tasty clam.

On my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you!

Posted by: Zoidberg at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (gnNyN)

80 The woman resting on the side of the boat looks somewhat young, maybe in her early twenties.

Posted by: PG at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (mZ4Tz)

81 Still better than the fish counter at Madmani's Trader Joe Stalin's Free Market.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)

82 I like the artist's "Munitions Girls" painted during WW1.

Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

83 Is that Jimmy Buffet?
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)
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This ain't Magaritaville.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (9bpGq)

84 I'll take a fish... no sand please.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (AkEZC)

85 I can smell it from here!

Posted by: ChupaMe at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (a28MN)

86

CBD,

Thanks for the art.

I really like this one because it is a scene in real life.

Everyday folks doing their thing.

Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (3ek7K)

87 43 32 Not sure I want to hang a painting of a bunch of dead fish splattered on the sand.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

I might put it in view of the aquarium just to help insure the guppies mind their manners.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (9uW/C)

88 I think its lovely The people, the sea, the incredible detail... Very nice!

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (lCppi)

89 NOW yer talkin'! Would hang, and look at, and dream about.

Posted by: Persnickety at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (NXsA/)

90 The mongers in the background have a lot more customers. Beardo's just there to chat up the wenches.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:43 AM (gtcuf)

91 Skate!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 09:43 AM (bFu5X)

92 My first reaction is, "Imagine the smell . . .!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 15, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

93 So if you sell fish you're a fishmonger.

Is a baker a breadmonger?
Is a butcher a meatmonger?
And what about a prostitute?

Posted by: Have ya ever wondered... at April 15, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Those fish have some sort of disease.
Not fit for human consumption.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

95 93 And what about a prostitute?

Mishmonger

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)

96 Skate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 09:43 AM (bFu5X)

I yell that when attending hockey games....a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

97 Young lady leaning on the boat seems to be perusing the fisherman's Trouser Trout. I'll be she's a goer, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Summer Beach Romance at April 15, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)

98 And what about a prostitute?

Mishmonger
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:45 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 09:46 AM (bFu5X)

99 A prostitute? Why, a mishmonger, of course.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

100 I might put it in view of the aquarium just to help insure the guppies mind their manners.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:42 AM (9uW/C)
*******
Or maybe by the cat bed.
Sweet dreams.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

101 If they sold beef on that Cornish beach, would it be Corned beef?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:46 AM (ynpvh)

102 Mishmonger
Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)

Close enough......

https://youtu.be/t6dHiybmNaU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

103 There's a "scent of a woman" joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge

**********

Best to do it indirectly - a limerick

There once was a girl from Miami
Who learned how to fish from her mammy
Her new boyfriend, Dorf
Said, "You smell like the wharf!"
"I can't help it, I'm just a bit clammy!"

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)

104 The young lady leaning against the boat has a vaguely ethnic look.

Gipsy or Joo?

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (gtcuf)

105 Damn, Delurker beat me to it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

106 Gotta be fast around here, Bulg.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (bFu5X)

107 I was a cheesemonger par excellence. My territory reached from Buffalo to Boston, and south to Philadelphia.

Posted by: Rocky Russo at April 15, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

108 Faithfully executed.

I see Forbes was educated at Dulwich College and appears to have skipped university before becoming an artist. Dulwich is better known for turning out some excellent writers like CS Forester, Raymond Chandler, and (of course!) PG Wodehouse, but it also produced Forbes and HH Lathangue, another Newlyn School painter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 09:48 AM (PkOXB)

109 Would I hang it? no. But I am impressed by the granularity, it looks almost photographic.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 15, 2026 09:48 AM (aJQbY)

110
Best to do it indirectly - a limerick

There once was a girl from Miami
Who learned how to fish from her mammy
Her new boyfriend, Dorf
Said, "You smell like the wharf!"
"I can't help it, I'm just a bit clammy!"
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)

Another thread winner........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Whoooo! Good morning, ladies!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 15, 2026 09:48 AM (oqH4h)

112 Those fish have some sort of disease.
Not fit for human consumption.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:44 AM (NpAcC
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Their odor does waft on the breeze
A harbinger of their corruption.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 09:49 AM (9bpGq)

113 After 100........

Never missing an opportunity to step on it's dick, the WNBA comes out against the latest IOC ruling.

"Trans women are women!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

114 Martha Ray! Rachel Ray and James Earl Ray

-
Rachael Ray Shares Secrets From Stunning Weight Loss Transformation

https://tinyurl.com/3utrrmjx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 09:50 AM (ndZc7)

115 Those fish have some sort of disease.
Not fit for human consumption.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:44 AM (NpAcC

Ich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

116 101 If they sold beef on that Cornish beach, would it be Corned beef?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Thanks, Jim, for reminding me to put the corned beef in the crockpot.

Posted by: It's Time at April 15, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

117 Harbinger Of Corruption used to tour with Dire Straits.

Posted by: Back in the day at April 15, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

118 -
Rachael Ray Shares Secrets From Stunning Weight Loss Transformation

https://tinyurl.com/3utrrmjx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 09:50 AM (ndZc7)

She's a liberal retard, so I really don't care.

I'm just sayin......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

119 What a painting. He's captured the lighting and action just like a camera would. But I would never hang it because all I can think is, "man, that place must reek!"

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 09:52 AM (ATSTk)

120 This is a wonderful work. Forbes' use of realistic, but still artistic, detail is almost three dimensional. I love the way he catches the look of the wet sand to the shallows to the deeper water. The clothing seems appropriate to the place and time as does the worn look of the boat in the foreground. This is a working community going about its business. He captures a sense of the quiet day: the soft conversations, the still water at low tide, the relaxed postures of the people who have finished their work and are reaping the efforts. Even the various types of fish is accurate. It is evocative of a place and time of day and a time in a culture. It isn't flashy but it is real. It reminds me of the rural countryside landscapes of Constable and others from an earlier century.

Posted by: JTB at April 15, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

121 What is it about corned beef that makes it “corned,” anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

122 >Rachael Ray Shares Secrets From Stunning Weight Loss Transformation
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First, get a stick of butter...

Posted by: Paula Deen at April 15, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

123 Best to do it indirectly - a limerick

There once was a girl from Miami
Who learned how to fish from her mammy
Her new boyfriend, Dorf
Said, "You smell like the wharf!"
"I can't help it, I'm just a bit clammy!"
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)

Another thread winner........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
muldoon always impresses.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

124 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (5rh/l)

125 What else is there to do in Cornwall?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
__________
Mine tin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I believe the Tregennis family made their money in tin mining. Don't sit near the fire place if you play whist with them.

Posted by: Dr. Watson at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

126 Horror story of the day.

Two years ago, Naomi Guzman doused her father in lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, then broke into a church and threatened a priest with a knife. She was found incompetent to stand trial and released.

Today, she abducted a toddler and stabbed him before she was shot and killed by police.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh2mzuw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

127 they see them as heroes

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

More like employees

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (rD7Q1)

128 113 After 100........

Never missing an opportunity to step on it's dick, the WNBA comes out against the latest IOC ruling.

"Trans women are women!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Wait a second... the WNBA isn't supposed to have a dick!

That certainly explains a few things.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (9uW/C)

129 Not a cat in sight.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (yAteE)

130 It doesn’t look appetizing. I’m so ignorant regarding art I’ve noticed that when I join the art thread my comment about the painting is always negative. I’m apparently incapable of appreciating the positive qualities…. Apologies

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (Uw9RN)

131 OT: looks like Windows has a security update

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (tL5sl)

132 121 What is it about corned beef that makes it “corned,” anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)
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Corned beef is called "corned" because it was historically dry-cured using large, coarse grains of salt, which were historically referred to as "corns" of sal

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (oqH4h)

133 121 What is it about corned beef that makes it “corned,” anyway?

Because the Limeys called large-grained salt "corns."

Not surprising in the land where fries are chips and chips are crisps.

Forget it Jake, it's Limeytown.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf)

134 What is it about corned beef that makes it “corned,” anyway?

Peppercorns, I believe.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (DgMqy)

135 Young girl leaning on the dinghy is telling the others about being date-raped by Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: Rohypnol, FTW! at April 15, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)

136 sock

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 09:55 AM (oqH4h)

137 numerous Vulgar Boatmen "

********

Wonder if they've ever tried Cornish gay men...?

(wait for it....)

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

138 Alternate title: Can I shuck your clam?

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 15, 2026 09:55 AM (BfmJJ)

139 Never missing an opportunity to step on it's dick, the WNBA comes out against the latest IOC ruling.

"Trans women are women!!!"

More importantly, they're women who can dunk!

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 09:55 AM (ATSTk)

140 I’dve gone with “your hair smells like the wharf” then “not my hair, but my bearded clammy”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 09:56 AM (tRlHM)

141 113 After 100........

Never missing an opportunity to step on it's dick, the WNBA comes out against the latest IOC ruling.

"Trans women are women!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Wait a second... the WNBA isn't supposed to have a dick!

That certainly explains a few things.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:53 AM (9uW/C)

They oughta sign up the green dildo company as a sponsor. Another missed opportunity…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 09:56 AM (Uw9RN)

142 I always wanted to be a monger, just couldn't decide what I wanted to mong

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 09:56 AM (ZxPkt)

143 Aussie Journalist on Team Humanity speaks.

Caitlin Johnstone
@caitoz
I don't mind admitting that I hope the US and Israel suffer a crushing, devastating defeat in Iran. I hope this war collapses the entire US empire. My only loyalty is to humanity, and being on Team Human in today's world means being against the US empire and against Israel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 09:57 AM (ndZc7)

144 Thanks for the corned-beef explanations.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

145 Not a cat in sight.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (yAteE)

They're too busy being made into tennis racquets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Mmmm. Cornish Stingray Pie!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

147 I had roast beef hash and eggs for breakfast. Close. Could have reached for the corned. Didn't.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 09:58 AM (gtcuf)

148 130 It doesn’t look appetizing. I’m so ignorant regarding art I’ve noticed that when I join the art thread my comment about the painting is always negative. I’m apparently incapable of appreciating the positive qualities…. Apologies
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 09:54 AM (Uw9RN)

My belief is that CBD shares repulsive art more often than fine works because it generates more comments. Helps the engagement numbers. King Harv likes big engagement numbers.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 09:58 AM (9uW/C)

149 "The mechanic said I'd blown a seal. I said, 'Just fix the car, pal, and keep my private life out of it.' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 15, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

150 I saw Corns of Sal open for Flay of Soul at Fry Street Fair in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

151 Horror story of the day.

Two years ago, Naomi Guzman doused her father in lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, then broke into a church and threatened a priest with a knife. She was found incompetent to stand trial and released.

Today, she abducted a toddler and stabbed him before she was shot and killed by police.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh2mzuw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

You gotta love a story with a happy ending.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 09:59 AM (xHq83)

152 Cornered beef gets its flavor from the surge of stress hormones released when a steer gets trapped at the abattoir with no way out, instilling a pungent taste to the meat...

Huh? What's that? corned beef? Hmm,

Never mind.

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 10:00 AM (qgHp7)

153 now they'll never get the smell out of the fish.

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

154 before she was shot and killed by police.

I guess I can't fix her anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 10:00 AM (tL5sl)

155 I'm old enough to remember when "incompetent to stand trial" meant you were institutionalized.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Good to know “team humanity” is for, let’s see (checks notes), ah, here it is:machine gunning protesters, unfettered infanticide, rule by “elite” fiat, genital mutilation of children, I’m sure I missed something, there’s a lot of notes here…

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 10:01 AM (tRlHM)

157 Two years ago, Naomi Guzman doused her father in lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, then broke into a church and threatened a priest with a knife. She was found incompetent to stand trial and released.

Today, she abducted a toddler and stabbed him before she was shot and killed by police.

I don't understand this concept of "too insane to stand trial, so they should be set free". If you're too insane to stand trial, it should be automatic life in prison, or if they bring back asylums that would be OK too.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:01 AM (2ocoG)

158 Yecch. I'd rather have a corn sale on a Finnish beach.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 15, 2026 10:01 AM (W5mpo)

159 I always wanted to be a monger, just couldn't decide what I wanted to mong
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026

***
There were and are fishmongers. And "costermongers, who were roving traders selling fruit, vegetables, fish and produce on the streets of east London[.]". (Wiki).

And then nowadays there are rumor- and whoremongers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 15, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

160 She was found incompetent to stand trial and released.

Yes, that makes perfect sense. ...to lawyers.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 10:01 AM (ATSTk)

161 Looks like yahoo is down for the moment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (nt+i0)

162 >What else is there to do in Cornwall?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
---

every day is Talk Like A Pirate Day

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (ZxPkt)

163 "Incompetent to stand trial" is a fun one. DAs are just sending the message to people that big cities are now consequence-free environments for non-whites.

Anything goes. Behead a young girl on a train while stating on camera that this murder is racially motivated? No worries, she was white. Had it coming. Attack a priest with a knife? All good, he was Christian. Had it coming.

Thunderdome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (BI5O2)

164 In Dublin's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!

Alive, alive-O! alive, alive-O!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!

She was a fishmonger,
But sure 'twas no wonder,
For so were her father and mother before,
And they each wheeled their barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!

I love that song.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (DgMqy)

165 They're too busy being made into tennis racquets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

Strings for violins.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (Oy/m2)

166 It doesn’t look appetizing. I’m so ignorant regarding art I’ve noticed that when I join the art thread my comment about the painting is always negative. I’m apparently incapable of appreciating the positive qualities…. Apologies

Modern fishing isn't appetizing looking either. There's a reason "you don't want to see how the sausage is made" is an expression. That said, I think this painting is charming, although I pity whoever ends up with the manta ray in their fish and chips.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:03 AM (2ocoG)

167 60 trust pound.

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

168 142-pretty much whores or fish, why not both, you could name your business “bait and tackle” (tackle being the swalwell method of wooing)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 10:04 AM (tRlHM)

169 Two years ago, Naomi Guzman doused her father in lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, then broke into a church and threatened a priest with a knife. She was found incompetent to stand trial and released.

Today, she abducted a toddler and stabbed him before she was shot and killed by police.

I don't understand this concept of "too insane to stand trial, so they should be set free". If you're too insane to stand trial, it should be automatic life in prison, or if they bring back asylums that would be OK too.
Posted by: Ian S.

The 1st time a convicted and set free person, or a person incompetent to stand trial or a wetback released kills someone, the judge that let them out is imprisoned.

After all, if they can jail a bartender that over serves someone...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 10:04 AM (xHq83)

170 I always wanted to be a monger, just couldn't decide what I wanted to mong
Posted by: Don Black
-------

I've had similar feelings about becoming a purveyor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2026 10:04 AM (XeU6L)

171 > Aussie Journalist on Team Humanity speaks.
-----------
Isn't Australia due to run out of jet fuel and other petroleum products this week? Let's ask her about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 10:05 AM (AkEZC)

172 And then nowadays there are rumor- and whoremongers.

Ace is a shelfmonger.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:05 AM (2ocoG)

173 What else is there to do in Cornwall?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
---

every day is Talk Like A Pirate Day
Posted by: Don Black

Yeah, those folks are pretty Scilly.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

174 I wonder if the updates and outages are because AI discovered that all major software is about as well secured as Anderson Cooper's bunghole.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 10:05 AM (tL5sl)

175 All seriousness aside, there is a good deal of fine detail in this painting -- not Rockwell-level, but plenty of good stuff. It evokes a dreary damp day on the beach in Cornwall, with the Gorton's Fish Guy as an older man in his sweater looking with disdain at the two women. "Wha' d'ye know aboot it, lass?"

The textures of the clothing, the fish, the beach sand itself, and the boat are all well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 15, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

176 How many fish could a fish monger mong if a fish monger could mong fish?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:06 AM (nt+i0)

177 176- 8

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (tRlHM)

178 "...although I pity whoever ends up with the manta ray in their fish and chips."

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Sea scallops at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

179 Cornish?

Where's the corn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (KfXOG)

180 I went to Vietnam to be a monger among the Hmong.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

181 143 Aussie Journalist on Team Humanity speaks.

Caitlin Johnstone
@caitoz
I don't mind admitting that I hope the US and Israel suffer a crushing, devastating defeat in Iran. I hope this war collapses the entire US empire. My only loyalty is to humanity, and being on Team Human in today's world means being against the US empire and against Israel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 09:57 AM (ndZc7)

======

When Iran loses, she's going to lose all hope and kill herself, right?

Right?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (1Q6Kv)

182 Now that I've made my Dad jokes it's time to comment on the art. I actually like the techique, which has a nice visual appeal. The people in the foreground are nicely portrayed with realistic poses/posture. The dozens of people in the background however, are a distraction and do not add to the overall enjoyment. Lose about 2/3 of them and let the subjects up front have the spotlight.

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

183 Cornwall is where Doc Martin hangs IIRC… shoulda put him or Burt Large in the background of the painting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (nt+i0)

184 164 I love that song.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (DgMqy)

The statue of her in Dublin gets a lot of attention, too.

https://tinyurl.com/2hjstyhy

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 10:08 AM (9uW/C)

185
'Ello, ladies. Now here comes the capper.
I'd like to rent your red snapper
I don't want to sound boorish
But, I like me fish whorish
If you please, remove your wrapper!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

186 I wonder if the updates and outages are because AI discovered that all major software is about as well secured as Anderson Cooper's bunghole.

Microsoft's been replacing qualified engineers with "SAIR! DO NOT REDEEM!" for over a decade, so I certainly wouldn't bet against that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:08 AM (2ocoG)

187 Modern fishing isn't appetizing looking either. There's a reason "you don't want to see how the sausage is made" is an expression. That said, I think this painting is charming, although I pity whoever ends up with the manta ray in their fish and chips.
Posted by: Ian S.

Don't kid yourself. People buy, enjoy "Scallops". Most are punched skate and ray.

Posted by: Secrets Of The Fish Market at April 15, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)

188 Looking for a good vintage?

Surge in Demand for “Unvaccinated” Blood Raises Concern Among Doctors

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

189 Hi again... I can comment on my laptop, but I'm banned on my computer.. How do I fix that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (FtULh)

190 Looking for a good vintage?

Surge in Demand for “Unvaccinated” Blood Raises Concern Among Doctors
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

How much $$ are they offering?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (xHq83)

191 How could you prove blood was unvaccinated? Sounds like a nice grift for someone.

Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (S4ZTs)

192 Cornwall had quite a reputation for shipwrecks, and the locals had a thriving industry of descending upon the wrecks and liberating whatever they could lay their hands on. See the Daphne Du Maurier novel and Hitchcock film Jamiaca Inn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

193 Caitlin Johnstone is evil AND incredibly stupid

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (nt+i0)

194 I don't know if it can count as the horror story of the day, as it happened two days ago, but this is the first time I heard about it: https://tinyurl.com/3m2bpzfk

BLUF: trying to light a cigarette while driving with a leaky propane tank does a remarkable job of destroying a minivan.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (JCZqz)

195 I love that song.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 10:02 AM (DgMqy)

The statue of her in Dublin gets a lot of attention, too.

https://tinyurl.com/2hjstyhy
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 10:08 AM (9uW/C)

Due to where our hotel was located, I passed that statue every day while in Dublin.

It looks different than I thought it would.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (iJfKG)

196 In other news:

Taylor Lorenz thinks we are in Year Six of Covid and should stay masked up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (KfXOG)

197 I can smell the fish from here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (4NO2D)

198 Hi again... I can comment on my laptop, but I'm banned on my computer.. How do I fix that ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Well, I found out on the last thread that you're a witch. So just twitch your nose or something.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

199 First, get a stick of butter...
Posted by: Paula Deen"

Hey, that's my line!

/Brando, Last Tango in Paris

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (XuXeR)

200 Well, I found out on the last thread that you're a witch. So just twitch your nose or something.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

My Husband may agree with you but unfortunately I don't have that power

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 10:12 AM (FtULh)

201 Once had afternoon coffee at the Jamaica Inn. Cornwall can be pretty bleak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2026 10:12 AM (XeU6L)

202 In other news:

Taylor Lorenz thinks we are in Year Six of Covid and should stay masked up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 10:11 AM (KfXOG)

And…. Speaking of incredibly stupid….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:12 AM (nt+i0)

203 We buy all of our fish on the Cornish Beach. Works for us and we have a very popular eating establishment.

Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at April 15, 2026 10:12 AM (oftw2)

204 149 "no, no- that's the ice cream."

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)

205
Don't kid yourself. People buy, enjoy "Scallops". Most are punched skate and ray.
Posted by: Secrets Of The Fish Market at April 15, 2026 10:09 AM

+++++
Sitting right here, pal.

Posted by: Imitation crab meat at April 15, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

206 Modern fishing isn't appetizing looking either. There's a reason "you don't want to see how the sausage is made" is an expression. That said, I think this painting is charming, although I pity whoever ends up with the manta ray in their fish and chips.
Posted by: Ian S.

Don't kid yourself. People buy, enjoy "Scallops". Most are punched skate and ray.
Posted by: Secrets Of The Fish Market at April 15, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)

Ray and skate are delicious.

Esp. sautéed in butter.

The delightful and perceptive Mrs naturalfake is always on the lookout for fresh ray or skate.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2026 10:13 AM (iJfKG)

207
My Lucky Day - a limerick

There once was a fellow named Duffy
Whose fish-cleaning job was a toughie.
But he gutted it out
As he said, with a pout
"I hope to find a diamond in the roughy!"

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)

208 Sorry about the witch comment Donna… one of many failed attempts at humor on my part

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (nt+i0)

209 Isn't Australia due to run out of jet fuel and other petroleum products this week?"

They need a fat tanker full of gas

/ the Warrior of The Wasteland, The Lord Humongous.

Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (XuXeR)

210 I thought the Mackerel Snappers were much more common on Fridays, or on the Saturday Coffee and Prayer Thread.

Posted by: Not Popish Over Here at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (oftw2)

211 A Fish Sale on a Cornish Beach
Stanhope Alexander Forbes

May not hang it, but I like it a great deal as it's like a photograph. (Excellent detail, colors, highlighting.)

Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

212 Obviously she is not a witch.

You are not a newt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (KfXOG)

213 208 Sorry about the witch comment Donna… one of many failed attempts at humor on my part
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM (nt+i0)

I thought it was funny... Be grateful.. If I didn't I would have put a hex on you....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 10:15 AM (FtULh)

214 trying to light a cigarette while driving with a leaky propane tank does a remarkable job of destroying a minivan.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM

Didn't that same thing happen like 3 or 4 years ago in a parking lot someplace? I remember the security camera footage.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:15 AM (2ocoG)

215 Cornish?

Where's the corn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 10:07 AM (KfXOG)
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It's sort-of Latin for "horn-shaped Wales."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 10:15 AM (9bpGq)

216 If you think food is expensive now wait until it's free.

NYC Taxpayers Will Have to Pay Staggering 8-figure Sum to Fund Mamdani’s First City-Owned Grocery Store

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

217 > Taylor Lorenz thinks we are in Year Six of Covid and should stay masked up.
---------
Car payment or rent's due. Have to throw something out there to get clicks and cash.

Or... nobody's mentioned her in 2 hours.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 10:16 AM (AkEZC)

218 Don't make Yyorg the Sorcerer come over there

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 10:16 AM (tL5sl)

219 Hi again... I can comment on my laptop, but I'm banned on my computer.. How do I fix that ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Wipe it, like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary! at April 15, 2026 10:16 AM (w9Wax)

220 I see they are already sold out of penguins.

Posted by: guy who loves penguins at April 15, 2026 10:16 AM (vFG9F)

221 169 or elect one to congress.

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)

222 Isn't Australia due to run out of jet fuel and other petroleum products this week?

Yes. They drill for oil there, but because carbon emissions don't exist if you can't see them, they ship it all elsewhere for refining.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:17 AM (2ocoG)

223 Taylor Lorenz was forever scarred by the Black Death.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

224 "I hope to find a diamond in the roughy!"
Posted by: muldoon

Saint Peter found a gold coin in a fish and paid his and our Lord's taxes with it.

Posted by: Apropos For Today at April 15, 2026 10:17 AM (oftw2)

225 The Notre Dame Cathedral fire was seven years ago today.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2026 10:18 AM (9uW/C)

226 My Husband may agree with you but unfortunately I don't have that power
Posted by: It's me donna

Donna, clear your cache and dump the cookies?

Don't bans go by ISPs?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 10:18 AM (xHq83)

227 Unless someone here has a large balance scale and a duck, I’m not so sure it’s entirely prudent to go around ruling out who is or is not a witch all Willy-nilly.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 10:18 AM (tRlHM)

228 Lorenz' coochie smells like the Justinianic plague

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 10:18 AM (tL5sl)

229 Donna, clear your cache and dump the cookies?

Don't bans go by ISPs?

IP address, so if the laptop and desktop are both going to the same router there shouldn't be a difference. If the laptop's on cellular that would explain it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:19 AM (2ocoG)

230 I got better.

Posted by: A former newt at April 15, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

231 *clear your cache and dump the cookies*

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at April 15, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

232 The young lady leaning against the boat has a vaguely ethnic look.

Portugese.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (qFwJc)

233 I just can't understand how anyone couldn't have predicted that an American Pope would instantly come out as a Democrat operative? He's a powerful American, ferpetessakes. They all are.

Gotta hand it to them, though - they've swallowed up many institutions over the years, but a whole globe-spanning church structure is a real coup. Audacious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

234 painting almost looks like a photograph.
But it doesn't make me want to eat fish.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (xcxpd)

235 Donna must have done something awful. The two times CBD banned me I mostly deserved it.

Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (oftw2)

236 The Notre Dame Cathedral fire was seven years ago today.
Posted by: tankdemon

It's amazing how quicky they restored it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

237 IP address, so if the laptop and desktop are both going to the same router there shouldn't be a difference. If the laptop's on cellular that would explain it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 10:19 AM (2ocoG)

I'm computer Illiterate ... I'll wait til' My Husband is home to attempt that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (FtULh)

238 This is a wonderful painting. So much to look at. Thanks for posting.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 15, 2026 10:22 AM (S+2Xo)

239 The Notre Dame Cathedral fire was seven years ago today.
Posted by: tankdemon

It's amazing how quicky they restored it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)
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And didn't go with any of the horrific proposals brought forward.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 10:23 AM (9bpGq)

240 How much $$ are they offering?
Posted by: rickb223

They don't mention price.

https://tinyurl.com/47hdnwam

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

241 Would hang. In dining room of an Arthur Treachers.

Posted by: Snooty Art Critic at April 15, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

242 200 just press tabatha/ shift

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

243 Like this painting.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2026 10:24 AM (sl73Y)

244 238 This is a wonderful painting. So much to look at. Thanks for posting.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Careful, you'll only encourage the guy.

Posted by: Art Cretin at April 15, 2026 10:25 AM (oftw2)

245 Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (FtULh)

Quickest way is to try to grab a new IP on your router (or sign in to a VPN if you have that sort of thing) or better yet post the hash (not IP) you want unbanned but I think that might be a pixy job

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:25 AM (rD7Q1)

246 Tabatha Shift had a lot of bit parts in various 1970s TV shows.

Posted by: Way Back When at April 15, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

247 206 skatewing is delicate and mild. flash grilled in minutes then all the bones pull out at once.

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

248 Never post your IP address - you know who you are

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:26 AM (rD7Q1)

249 My mom once asked me if I'd ever had "Cornish gay men". I was a little flustered until she clarified that she was talking about those tiny little roasted chickens.

Whew!

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 10:27 AM (qgHp7)

250 Democratic legislators in California are advancing a bill that would impose steep fines and potentially criminal charges for exposing information about immigrant service workers.
=========================
State law would prohibit citizens from complying with Federal requirements to check immigration status before hiring.

Process is punishment here, since people and businesses would be lawfared by the state even thought the law is obviously going to be tossed if passed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 10:29 AM (M2nV+)

251 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

I thought we knew once we heard he was from Chicago. Not that we didn't know anyway.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:30 AM (rD7Q1)

252 Wonder if they've ever tried Cornish gay men...?

(wait for it....)
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 09:55 AM

*groan*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 10:30 AM (bFu5X)

253 Never post your IP address - you know who you are
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:26 AM (rD7Q1)

My son made the mistake of letting me setup his router for him. Network name is "IP'd My Pants"

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 10:30 AM (LVvlK)

254 Cuba's President Warns U.S. Against Attacking the Island

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No word on whether they have midget submarines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

255 I.P. Freeley was a famous author.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (DgMqy)

256 I thought we knew once we heard he was from Chicago. Not that we didn't know anyway.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:30 AM (rD7Q1)
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It was the decades spent in Peru that was a red flag for me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (9bpGq)

257 I hope everyone else filed their taxes or extentions before today. For some reason, I'm always last minute.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (nfOOG)

258 My son made the mistake of letting me setup his router for him. Network name is "IP'd My Pants"
Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 10:30 AM

My friend's kid went with "FBI Surveillance Van*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (bFu5X)

259 249 My mom once asked me if I'd ever had "Cornish gay men"

We're mostly straight shooters here in Cornwall. You're much more apt to find Poofters in Blackpool.

Posted by: Straight and Proud-Say It Loud! at April 15, 2026 10:32 AM (oftw2)

260 The Notre Dame Cathedral fire was seven years ago today.
Posted by: tankdemon

It's amazing how quicky they restored it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)
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And didn't go with any of the horrific proposals brought forward.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Next time. Inshallah.

Posted by: Mohammed M Mohammed, inbred firebug at April 15, 2026 10:32 AM (jJdaW)

261 I.P. Freeley was a famous author.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (DgMqy)
---------
*sighs*

Posted by: Isembard Perinaceous Freely at April 15, 2026 10:32 AM (9bpGq)

262 My friend's kid went with "FBI Surveillance Van*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (bFu5X)

That has become very common

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 10:33 AM (LVvlK)

263 209 Isn't Australia due to run out of jet fuel and other petroleum products this week?"
----
Pakistan is telling all incoming flights to top off their tanks before they start their flight to Pakistan. Jet fuel is limited.

Posted by: WisRich at April 15, 2026 10:33 AM (G0vdT)

264 Heh, heh we're the mongers...

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 10:35 AM (FmapG)

265 57 *Surely the Horde has grown tired of fish puns and won't repeat them endlessly.*

*peeks into comment thread*

I'm shocked, shocked, to find fish punning going on in this establishment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 09:37 AM (1Q6Kv)

I AM punning- and don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)

266 My friend's kid went with "FBI Surveillance Van*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 10:31 AM (bFu5X)

That has become very common
Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2026 10:33 AM

It was kind of old by then, but he was about 12 at the time, so it worked for him. Shame he misspelled "surveillance", though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 10:35 AM (bFu5X)

267 264 Heh, heh we're the mongers...

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 10:35 AM (FmapG)

And people say we monger around?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:35 AM (rD7Q1)

268 Why would I buy any of those fish? They're in the mud!

Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2026 10:36 AM (IxSmD)

269 Why would I buy any of those fish? They're in the mud!
Posted by: GWB

I wonder if people eat mudskippers?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

270 Why would I buy any of those fish? They're in the mud!
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2026 10:36 AM (IxSmD)

That means they're dirt cheap.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2026 10:38 AM (iJfKG)

271 Very nice picture. Looks like a painting.

Btw, ketchup goes on cooked fish.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 10:38 AM (Sco7b)

272 Don't all the fish belong to the King, or at least the Sheriff of Nottingham?

Posted by: Royal PITA And Subject at April 15, 2026 10:39 AM (oftw2)

273 Buying fish that are laying around in the sun and sand. Frigging primitives.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 10:39 AM (snZF9)

274 Shame he misspelled "surveillance", though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueStat

*********

Might have made it more realistic.

Even more so if he misspelled FBI.

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 10:39 AM (qgHp7)

275 You are not a newt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 10:14 AM

Now you tell me.

Posted by: zombie Mr. Gingrich at April 15, 2026 10:40 AM (0sNs1)

276 Might have made it more realistic.

Even more so if he misspelled FBI.
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2026 10:39 AM

That was our though, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 10:40 AM (bFu5X)

277 268 true of many fishy things.

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

278 I thought we knew once we heard he was from Chicago. Not that we didn't know anyway.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:30 AM (rD7Q1)

He could have been from rural Oklahoma. Nobody in this country rises that high without being a reliable Party man, or building the entire structure beneath himself, like Musk.

Shame on the college of Cardinals. This isn't like Francis. They just put a political party in charge of their Church. Unspeakable stupidity and treachery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

279 279th!

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 10:40 AM (iXqHn)

280 From sidebar:

Important Message from Recent Convert to Christianity and Yet Super-Serious Christian Tuq'r Qarlson: Actually Muslims love Jesus, it's Trump and his neocons who hate him

yeah, I'm done with Tucker. Most ill-informed take yet from him. Even worse, it's dangerous. The people he and Candace have dragged down their rabbit-hole of conspiracies will believe it and side with the muslims.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 10:41 AM (Dv3i1)

281 My dark-green Marine brothers used to go “fishing” for what they called “mudsharks” at Ft. McCoy, WI- But im pretty sure they didn’t eat em

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2026 10:41 AM (tRlHM)

282 Fisherman closest to us is the grandfather of Arthur Treacher.

Posted by: Merv Griffin Productions at April 15, 2026 10:41 AM (oftw2)

283 santa claus is a toy monger. according to nat lamp.

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 10:42 AM (R11M+)

284 Btw, ketchup goes on cooked fish.

I had the lasagna.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 10:42 AM (DgMqy)

285 270 Why would I buy any of those fish? They're in the mud!
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2026 10:36 AM (IxSmD)

Your future career as a political lobbyist has just hit a few 'setbacks.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 10:43 AM (Sco7b)

286 >>yeah, I'm done with Tucker. Most ill-informed take yet from him.

It's not just ill-informed, it's dangerous.
He is telling his audience the people hellbent on killing and conquering us recognize and respect our faith.
No, they don't. They really, REALLY don't.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 10:45 AM (5xoct)

287 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I know by now the fish puns are complete.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2026 10:45 AM (2WIwB)

288 santa claus is a toy monger. according to nat lamp.
Posted by: cmeat

But he doesn't sell the toys, so that's not correct. A monger sells things.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

289 Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2026 10:45 AM (2WIwB)

Geezer golf update, stat!

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

290 >>My son made the mistake of letting me setup his router for him. Network name is "IP'd My Pants"

ROTFL

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 10:47 AM (5xoct)

291 Re the painting...I like it!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2026 10:47 AM (dmDsy)

292 Looking for a good vintage?

Surge in Demand for “Unvaccinated” Blood Raises Concern Among Doctors
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

Vintage “RI Red” - all body fluids unvaxed and available.
By appointment only.

Posted by: RI Red at April 15, 2026 10:47 AM (LMRVO)

293 280 yeah, I'm done with Tucker. Most ill-informed take yet from him. Even worse, it's dangerous. The people he and Candace have dragged down their rabbit-hole of conspiracies will believe it and side with the muslims.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2026 10:41 AM (Dv3i1)

I'm done with this entire "We have to embrace and submit to Islam" movement.

One of my unmovable positions is absolute opposition to Islam.

If both sides offer their head to be sawed off as a Uniparty, I'm done.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 10:48 AM (iXqHn)

294 One of my unmovable positions is absolute opposition to Islam.
Posted by: XTC

Same here.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

295 Surge in Demand for “Unvaccinated” Blood Raises Concern Among Doctors
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)
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Left unspoken is the increase in doctors who identify as vampires...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 10:49 AM (gnNyN)

296 Corn sale on a fishy beach.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 10:49 AM (Cqx++)

297 >>Hi again... I can comment on my laptop, but I'm banned on my computer.. How do I fix that ?

I did that once - got myself banned by commenting on an old thread. Made numerous requests to be unbanned. Finally updated IP address to do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 10:49 AM (5xoct)

298 The smell can be detected in that painting…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 10:50 AM (E6xSb)

299 >>Surge in Demand for “Unvaccinated” Blood Raises Concern Among Doctors

Would these be the same doctors who demanded we get the vax, assuring us it was TOTALLY SAFE?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 10:50 AM (5xoct)

300 One of my unmovable positions is absolute opposition to Islam.

Posted by: XTC

Yup. There are no conditions - none - under which I'd consider moderating on this.

There are footbaths in the Pengaton, for God's sake. Of all the places on the planet, a place Islam actively tried to destroy now sports Islamic footbaths.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 15, 2026 10:50 AM (FmapG)

301 People have bitterly reproached the Church for its understandable, if perhaps misguided, hands-off approach to the Nazis.

But it's not like they made a political operative like Bishop Hudal the Pope, for the love of G-d.

When this is all said done, this will go down as one of the most craven things in its history.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:51 AM (BI5O2)

302 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

Bigger question and more interesting one is who is in charge of the political party.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:51 AM (rD7Q1)

303 On my table and phone, once at Tim's, the front page only half loads.

Anyone else getting that?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 10:52 AM (Sco7b)

304 294 One of my unmovable positions is absolute opposition to Islam.
Posted by: XTC

Same here.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

Should all Muslims be killed?

(Serious question. Not trolling at all. This gets down to how people feel about the First Amendment and/or if it has limits.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 10:52 AM (E6xSb)

305 Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 10:49 AM (5xoct)

I fought valiantly for you Lizzy - to no avail. But I did try.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:53 AM (rD7Q1)

306 Where are the fish stixs?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 10:53 AM (FmapG)

307 Ruby, don't take your love to town.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 10:54 AM (FmapG)

308 All I can think of is all the soggy leather footwear.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 15, 2026 10:55 AM (KiBMU)

309 Should all Muslims be killed?

(Serious question. Not trolling at all. This gets down to how people feel about the First Amendment and/or if it has limits.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 10:52 AM (E6xSb)

I'm not there, no.

But Islam is completely incompatible with the United States in particular and the West in general.

That is not a First Amendment issue at all - Islam is not a religion, it's a political system which decorates itself in the trappings of religion.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 15, 2026 10:55 AM (FmapG)

310 Should all Muslims be killed?

(Serious question. Not trolling at all. This gets down to how people feel about the First Amendment and/or if it has limits.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 10:52 AM (E6xSb)

Well, if they all died of the Plague, I would shed no tears. But I would just wall them off in their own countries, and let them stew in their own evil. Deny them any weapons capable of reaching beyond their own borders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 10:55 AM (utfVc)

311 Should all Muslims be killed?

(Serious question. Not trolling at all. This gets down to how people feel about the First Amendment and/or if it has limits.)
Posted by: Cow Demon

Yes. Has nothing to do with the 1st Amendment.
They can talk shit all they want.

Has everything to do with them wanting to kill or enslave me. And that's just going by their words.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 10:55 AM (xHq83)

312 to be fair, neocons do hate God. He detracts from the power they claim through the state.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 10:56 AM (rbvCR)

313 Geezer golf update, stat!
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

Played Ft Lewis. Only got the front nine in due to rain. Did quite well. Dropping my handicap nicely.
Good whiskey at the 19th hole too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2026 10:56 AM (2WIwB)

314 A Fish Sale on a Cornish Beach
Stanhope Alexander Forbes

I like it!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2026 10:56 AM (zafwz)

315 Should all Muslims be killed?

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Straw man.

No. The citizen ones must be suffered. The rest should be deported, and the State Department should never grant another one citizenship.

As for the rest of the world? That's a different question, but 1A isn't part of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 10:56 AM (BI5O2)

316 Should all Muslims be killed?

(Serious question. Not trolling at all. This gets down to how people feel about the First Amendment and/or if it has limits.)
Posted by: Cow Demon

Of course not. And it wouldn't be feasible, anyway. I don't care if Muslims stay in Eurasia, I just don't want them here. So we have to disincentivize their staying here so that they will leave on their own. And stop coddling them.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

317 >>I fought valiantly for you Lizzy - to no avail. But I did try.

Really appreciated that!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2026 10:58 AM (5xoct)

318 Communism cannot be legal in any country that intends to actually be free.

Communists cannot be afforded the right to use their rights to destroy you and the entire right-allowing "system".

That is the harder question for many because muh freedom. But commies don't get freedom because they fully intend to take yours.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 10:58 AM (rD7Q1)

319

Anyone who wants to come to our Country must prove they can support themselves.

No money from churches, stand on your on two feet.

So sick of our tax money being used to support invaders.

Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 10:58 AM (3ek7K)

320 304 Should all Muslims be killed?

(Serious question. Not trolling at all. This gets down to how people feel about the First Amendment and/or if it has limits.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 10:52 AM (E6xSb)

All should be expelled.

Islam is incompatible with the First Amendment because in order for one to have Free Exercise of Islam, they must be allowed to kill non-Muslims. That is a demand of their religion.

Therefore every last one needs to be expelled from this nation.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 10:58 AM (iXqHn)

321

XTC,

I agree with you.

Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 10:58 AM (3ek7K)

322

For those of you who aren't beating on Tucker like a pud:

ARPA-H fast-tracks historic regenerative breakthroughs to transform osteoarthritis care

The Advanced Research Projects Agency for Health (ARPA-H), an agency within the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), Novel Innovations for Tissue Regeneration in Osteoarthritis (NITRO) program is one step closer to eradicating osteoarthritis (OA) by enabling joints to heal themselves.

https://tinyurl.com/3zwvpe62

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 10:59 AM (rbvCR)

323 And yes, if I were to write a new Constitution, there'd be a couple specific alterations.

1.) Islam is haram

2.) Welfare entitlements are haram, too, and anyone who publicly discusses changing that goes to the panther pit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)

324 288 iirc it was a japanese zero pilot strafing the sleigh screaming, "die, capatalist toy monger!"

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)

325

Right on YD

Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 11:01 AM (3ek7K)

326 Not staying fresh for long.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 11:03 AM (YwEeS)

327 https://tinyurl.com/3zwvpe62
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 10:59 AM (rbvCR)

That reads like a stock prospectus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 11:03 AM (utfVc)

328 2.) Welfare entitlements are haram, too, and anyone who publicly discusses changing that goes to the panther pit
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'd like to see an anti-welfare amendment, making it illegal for the Federal Government to send funds to any individual person or organization except for salaries, payment for goods and services rendered (i.e., contractors), compensation for a taking, and payment of liability as determined in a court of law. Nothing else.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 11:04 AM (77rzZ)

329 Is it just me or is the rant missing?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (ExV1e)

330 Yes, we have no noodage.

Posted by: Noodler at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

331 Tax Day protest against income tax? Sweet.
The loudest rants go unranted...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (Sco7b)

332 Minkey Rant Up

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (xHq83)

333 That reads like a stock prospectus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2026 11:03 AM (utfVc)

Better than a Sham-Wow commercial.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (rbvCR)

334 Rant is here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (ExV1e)

335 306 in the river styx

Posted by: cmeat at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (R11M+)

336 Missed it by THAT much!

Posted by: Noodler at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

337 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

338 Nood spite.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 15, 2026 11:06 AM (FmapG)

339 191 How could you prove blood was unvaccinated? Sounds like a nice grift for someone.
Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 10:10 AM (S4ZTs

Microscope
D-dimer test
I'm sure there are other methods as well
There's quite a stark difference between vaxxed and unvaxxed blood. Vaxxed blood is kinda clumpy.

Posted by: Statue of Libertine at April 15, 2026 11:08 AM (FMtrg)

340 As of December 2025, CNN's average primetime viewership was 488,000 total viewers, which is a small fraction of the U.S. population of approximately 340 million.

CNN's viewership represents approximately 0.14% of the total U.S. population

That's a shame too....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)

341 "damnit........loaves and fishes don't feed as many as they used to..........................."

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