Sons and Nieces of High-Ranking Islamic Occupation Army of Iran Officials Have Been Living High on the Hog In the US -- But Are Now Getting Their Satanic Asses Deported Back to Their Homeland Hellhole

The son of Iran's chief of propaganda lives in, get this, California, and makes his living, get this, teaching schoolchildren.

The son of a notorious Iranian regime leader is enjoying an affluent lifestyle in Los Angeles, the California Post can reveal.
Campaigners are calling for Eissa Hashemi, 43, to be investigated and deported for defiantly refusing to denounce his mother's sickening past.
On Monday, he appeared unfazed by the controversy and defiantly brushed off a reporter's questions, declining to speak after a workout at his fancy gym.
The college psychology lecturer is the son of Masoumeh Ebtekar, known as "Screaming Mary," who acted as spokesperson for violent militants who stormed the US Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days.
She was infamous worldwide for firing off twisted propaganda during the crisis, even encouraging captives to describe the punishing ordeal in glowing terms.
Ebtekar was later promoted to Vice President for Women and Family Affairs by regime leaders -- becoming the country's first female VP and one of the highest-ranking women in the Muslim world today.
In January, protestors gathered at the $20,000 a year Chicago School in in Claremont, east LA, and other teaching institutions in the area with links to Hashemi, for rallies calling for him to be deported.
Organizers of Change.org petitions want Hashemi to be kicked out of the country.
One wrote: "While the mother has no regret of occupying the US embassy in Tehran, many Iranians have been affected by this action while her own son has taken advantage of living in the US.
"We want Issa Hashemi and his wife, Maryam Tahmasebi to be fired from the US as soon as possible."
A poster on Instagram said: "Mr. Hashemi has never publicly distanced himself from his mother's actions or legacy."
...

Another said: "47 years ago, Masoumeh Ebtekar took U.S. diplomats hostage for 444 days and threatened to kill them.
"Today, her son, Isa [sic] Hashemi works for Chicago School of Professional Psychology and lives freely in Los Angeles."
And one more added: "His father was also one of the core group of leaders of the Muslim Students Followers of the Imam's Line and several of the former hostages, including my father, positively identified him as being present during their torture and interrogation.
"His mother was perhaps even crueler than some of the other captors. This guy has no business being in this country. I've been dogging him since 2015."

Okay, he's not being deported. Yet.

But the pampered niece and grand-niece of Iran's top terror commander and Austere Religious Scholar Qasem Soleimani -- assassinated by airstrike by Trump in his first term -- were just arrested by ICE and scheduled for deportation.

The niece of slain Iranian terror mastermind Gen. Qasem Soleimani -- who showcased her luxe LA lifestyle on Instagram while bashing the US as the "Great Satan" -- and her daughter have been arrested by ICE agents, the State Department announced Saturday.
Hamideh Soleimani Afshar, who allegedly celebrated attacks on US soldiers and military bases, and her daughter Sarinasadat Hosseiny, have had their green cards revoked over their ties to the Iranian regime.
"While living in the United States, she promoted Iranian regime propaganda, celebrated attacks against American soldiers and military facilities in the Middle East, praised the new Iranian Supreme Leader, denounced America as the 'Great Satan,' and voiced her unflinching support for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, a designated terror organization," according to a State Department letter confirming the Friday arrests.

Afshar, 47, entered the US in 2015 on a tourist visa, was granted asylum in 2019 and secured a green card in 2021 from the Biden administration.

She made at least four trips back to Iran since receiving her green card, the Department of Homeland Security said.
Hosseniy, 25, also entered the US in 2015 on a student visa. She became a green card holder in 2023.
Her online persona was at odds with the Shia Islam her mother espoused.

Photos on her since-deleted social media reveal the bikini-clad babe showing off stomach tattoos and lounging on a jetski in barely-there swimsuit.
Other Instagram posts show Hosseiny clubbing in Miami, vacationing in Alaska, and partying down in Las Vegas.
"It is a privilege to be granted a green card to live in the United States of America. If we have reason to believe a green card holder poses a threat to the US, the green card will be revoked," Lauren Bis, a DHS spokesperson, told The Post.
The State Department also referenced Afshar's extravagant life in Los Angeles, which she allegedly frequently documented on her Instagram account, which has also apparently been deleted.

This is what the Iranian regime does to women who show their hair.

Arezoo Badri was shot, put in a coma and left paralyzed for showing her hair.

Meanwhile, this is the niece of former IRGC leader Qasem Soleimani- free to flaunt her body because she is part of the regime. pic.twitter.com/JtakU96JwL
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 6, 2026

Niece of former Iranian IRGC leader Qasem Soleimani was living lavish lifestyle in America before being arrested by ICE.

Hamideh Soleimani Afshar who called America the ‘Great Satan’ was living a luxury lifestyle in Hollywood.

She is set to be deported. pic.twitter.com/tdWgWPW1yu
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 5, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Sec. Marco Ruvio just REVOKED the Green Cards of Qasem Soleimani’s niece and grandniece after they celebrated attacks on the United States.

They’ve been arrested and will soon be deported.

Follow: @BoLoudon pic.twitter.com/bwhl5GZ4Aq
— Bo Loudon (@BoLoudon) April 4, 2026

SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

I love the natural look.

While Soleimani's grand-niece flaunts herself like a common whore, Iran continues hanging protesters.

Iran on Monday hanged a man convicted in connection with nationwide protests in January. Early morning executions have become near-daily events under the cover of the war against Israel and the United States.
Most of those executed are young men, including teens, alleged to have been either involved in the protests that were brutally suppressed by the regime -- with thousands shot dead in the streets -- or members of banned opposition groups.
Undeterred by the war, the Islamic Republic continues to exact its revenge, and exiled opposition groups and rights organizations said they feared that hundreds more could be executed in the coming days.
Ali Fahim, 23, was hanged Monday after being found guilty of involvement in an attack on a Tehran base of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' Basij militia during the protests, according to rights groups who have followed the case.
The judiciary's Mizan Online website described him as "one of the enemy elements in the terrorist riots," and said he was hanged after the supreme court approved the original verdict.

It sounds like they accused him of messaging the checkpoint's location to Israel or the US.

For two straight years we had leftist protestors going nuts over non-existent genocide and war crimes in Gaza.

But for Iran’s butchers that slaughter protestors? NOTHING. Why is that? Where are these beacons of moral clarity now? pic.twitter.com/YCG9JoAXgf
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) April 7, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:22 PM

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1 Niqab's all around.

It's the will of Allah.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Sco7b)

2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (gtcuf)

3
The only thing that could make this better is film of them being dragged out of their mansions and then the other film of them landing in Tehran in their medieval rags.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)

4 >>>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

"Hold my beer."

-- garrett

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)

5 sorry garrett but I'm having a stressful day and I needed that self-chuckle

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)

6
"Hold my beer."

His would be a gay mancrush.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (gtcuf)

7 4 >>>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

"Hold my beer."

-- garrett

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)

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I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mdSmG)

8 5 sorry garrett but I'm having a stressful day and I needed that self-chuckle

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)

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That varnish said something about your mother, didn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mdSmG)

9 Is anyone in the government actually listening to the Pakistani's "negotiations" with Iran on behalf of the USA? Fox has been "Breaking News" all afternoon about the Paki's claiming that breakthroughs are happening, Trump is now saying that these negotiations might change things.

This late hour negotiation seems rather suspicious to me.

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (x3YfK)

10 7 I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

That is tough to get past, but dude is absolutely crushing it as SecState.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)

11 I wish I could say I was surprised, but we're ruled by people who hate us, so OF COURSE they let in relatives tied to regimes that want to kill us.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (N1DT3)

12 Does this mean the clock is ticking for Ilhan Bro-mar?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (1lVAS)

13
I wonder where they're being detained. It's amazing that nothing has leaked -- no photos, no "sources" talking about how it's going for these prizes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)

14 Muslims don't belong in the United States. Deport them. All of them.

Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

15 Oh, and I'd like to congratulate all of them on their upcoming Canadian citizenship.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)

16 >>>That varnish said something about your mother, didn't it?

nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

17 9 Is anyone in the government actually listening to the Pakistani's "negotiations" with Iran on behalf of the USA? Fox has been "Breaking News" all afternoon about the Paki's claiming that breakthroughs are happening, Trump is now saying that these negotiations might change things.

This late hour negotiation seems rather suspicious to me.

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (x3YfK)

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"I think we have a deal."
-7:58

*heavy sigh*

"But first....one final thing."
-7:58

....

....
7:59
....
....

"First...you will blow me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (mdSmG)

18 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sy6m/)

19 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)

But, does she, being of the elite, have to wear the Hefty bag even in Iran?

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (gtcuf)

20 There are numerous stories of muslim women flying into repressive countries who will change into/out of their hoochie coochie outfits as they depart/arrive to those countries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

21 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.
Is exactly what a may with a gay crush on Marco Rubio would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Riz8t)

22 10 7 I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

That is tough to get past, but dude is absolutely crushing it as SecState.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)

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He's following orders.

Just like he was following orders from Senate leadership to try and grant amnesty to tens of millions of lawbreakers simply because they'd evaded deportation for years.

He's a good soldier.

That doesn't mean he's a good leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

23 Gay Mancrush worked at Mammoth Pictures with Dash Riprock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

24 >>>17 9 Is anyone in the government actually listening to the Pakistani's "negotiations" with Iran on behalf of the USA? Fox has been "Breaking News" all afternoon about the Paki's claiming that breakthroughs are happening, Trump is now saying that these negotiations might change things.

I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

25 16 nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

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This is a new euphamism for pron, isn't it?

Like...it's what the kids call creating AI pron?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)

26 Muslims don't belong in the United States. Deport them. All of them.

Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

Yup. Start with the fucking mayor of New York.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (lmdht)

27
These girls have also had a bit of plastic surgery. The one is on her way to Lauren Sanchez.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (n7rxJ)

28 *hope ace is wearing a mask, inhaling all that varnish...can't be good for you

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (GD0B3)

29 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

I didn't say he was a good leader.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)

30 If you are really in need of asylum, do you take vacations in the place you are seeking refuge from?

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (98kQX)

31 This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.

I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)

32 >>.28 *hope ace is wearing a mask, inhaling all that varnish...can't be good for you

i was doing it outdoors but yeah I got some in my lungs. I didn't bother with a mask. I should have.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)

33 Hoors, the lot of them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (/lPRQ)

34 29 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

I didn't say he was a good leader.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)

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And I'm just saying that the level of trust I would want to extend to a politician at this level is one I would extend to a leader.

I don't want followers as president. I want leaders who will pursue goals I agree with.

So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (mdSmG)

35 Hey! My Gorilla Channel password still works! Go, Ace!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (smasV)

36 Nooo. This is an outrage! I still have payments to make on my yacht!

Posted by: Solemani Afshar's plastic surgeon at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (eOFY+)

37 The Iranian Shia are apocalyptic believers. Let’s not disappoint them tonight.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (pDt9x)

38 I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

Nope, I know Kruiser wrote a column about that today, but some things are just too much for me to overlook. This isn't a purity test, it's a judgement test.

The Morning Briefing: Marco Rubio Is the Reason I Gave up on Political Purity Tests

https://is.gd/LkzBLO

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

39 "Mark Levin1!!1" "NEOCONS11!!"

See, I preempted the retards with non sequiturs so they don't have to ! *let's see if that works

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)

40 >> SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

*turns on lights and sirens*

Skank police. Pull over.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (oAqqA)

41 So, the woman can look kinda good, but the guys are just...doughy. Dude's got moobs...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)

42 34 So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)

43 31. Not tough for me. She has flown back to Iran four times and when she arrives back in the USA, is full of praise for Iran, and is constantly fomenting crap about how bad the US is. Back to Iran she goes and I hope they send her portfolio of soft porn photos with her.

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (x3YfK)

44 Willowed:

Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett

Yep. Remember, that's where a lot of US Corps are incorporated.

Don't tell me there's no graft in that.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

45 Seriously scary eyebrows on that one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (/lPRQ)

46
But, does she, being of the elite, have to wear the Hefty bag even in Iran?
Posted by: Delurker

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I'm thinking about popular reaction, too. She may WANT to hide herself.

I'm curious whether the elite Kareneens can go out in public uncovered. I doubt it -- that's why they go abroad to flaunt it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)

47 Fumes? Word is gold spray paint. What?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (smasV)

48 varnishing like a loon"

Sp, Canadian pron?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

49 42 34 So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)

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I didn't put any words in your mouth.

I explained my position.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (mdSmG)

50
Hamideh Soleimani Afshar?

Weird manly face.

Nice body.

Unfortunate genetics or very successful trannie surgery?

You make the call!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (iJfKG)

51 32 >>.28 *hope ace is wearing a mask, inhaling all that varnish...can't be good for you

i was doing it outdoors but yeah I got some in my lungs. I didn't bother with a mask. I should have.

It's a little known fact that exposure to solvents builds up a tolerance. You should get as close as you can to the varnished surface and spend 5-10 minutes inhaling rapidly. That should do the trick.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

52 Send anyone related to that murderous regime back to Iran. It's terrible that the regime and its adherents tortures and murders its citizens and demands women cover up from head to toe, while the relatives of what's his name get to act like Farsi floozies on the 'net.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (n3VHW)

53 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (cWLG3)

54 I've seen reports of 4,000 visas of Iranian regime officials have been cancelled.

How in the F have we allowed so many?

The sane number is ZERO.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (HXT0k)

55 a little known fact that exposure to solvents builds up a tolerance"

VOCs. They're what's for dinner

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)

56 There was a rumor that there are 4k individuals with ties to IRGC regime who are about to lose their status and be deported. Could just be a rumor.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (GD0B3)

57 Sidebar Ace:
This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it.

He's talking about Sammy Hagar's "I'll Fall in Love Again", from his Standing Hampton album.

Evidence that the song is NOT obscure:
1. The album generated 5 charting singles, of which that song is one.
2. The song was on the soundtrack of Vision Quest.
3. And the slam-dunk final bit of proof: the song is currently on my personal playlist.

One thing I would rate as obscure though, is how the album got its name:
It was a British fan who told him of the term that came to be the title. In Cockney rhyming slang, a "Hampton" is a substitution for penis (Hampton Wick rhymes with "Dick"). One that is "standing" would be a reference to an erection.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (8mulE)

58 I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)

But lying to the infidels is fine.

Have her torch a Koran, create a Prophet Mohammad effigy and then torch the effigy.

And then deport her because lying to the infidels is fine.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

59
This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.

Posted by: Romeo13

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Did she ever claim asylum because her father is a big baddie and she'd be killed in Iran if she came out as pro-western?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)

60 Given Green Cards and entry visas by Biden and Mayorkas.

You know, to own Trump.

The relatives and family members of people who killed our friends, neighbors and brothers. Even worse, they not only never denounced any of that murderous activity, they kept posting their support for it on social media.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (xQK38)

61 Fen-Farsi Floozies. Perfect description

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (x3YfK)

62 Good, get Muslims outta here if possible

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)

63 >>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

>"Hold my beer."

-- garrett

lol

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (TLp3A)

64 Saw Farsi floozies open up at the Red Mill in Paris...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

65 49 42 34 So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)

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I didn't put any words in your mouth.

I explained my position.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (mdSmG)

Could anything ever change your mind?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

66 35 Hey! My Gorilla Channel password still works! Go, Ace!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (smasV)
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It's Trump 2.0, where can I find the Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)

67 >>>Evidence that the song is NOT obscure:
1. The album generated 5 charting singles, of which that song is one.
2. The song was on the soundtrack of Vision Quest.
3. And the slam-dunk final bit of proof: the song is currently on my personal playlist.

i told you this would happen.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

68 Mr. President, Iran is a CANCER on the WORLD and CANCER must be removed/destroyed or it may grow back stronger..

They will lie, cheat and steal to preserve disgusting perverted existence...

FINISH THE JOB TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (ZWcdc)

69 Why is she wearing jiffy-pop pants. If you put her on the stove will she puff up?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (513IY)

70 I'm going to watch a movie.

Again CNN was reporting at 4pm that the Pakistani PM was asking for a 2 week deadline extension because negotiations are going fabulous.

Really well.

Everything will be fixed if Iran just has 2 more weeks....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)

71 >> Posted by: Romeo13

You make certain claims in order to get a green card and obtain entry to our country.

They made claims and then posted the exact opposite on social media.

I’m hoping they get dropped from a helo into some rural Iranian backwater where they hate the regime.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (xQK38)

72 She better burka up once she lands in Iran.With an ace wrap to strap things down from projecting.

Ululating uvulas in Farsi!

It's one thing to fall below your wonderful Instagram life...then to fall to the stone age.

Those painted on eyebrows with Sharpies never fail to amuse me (granted, I have real eyebrows and they are spectacular, even in my advancing age as a Nana because I never overplucked).

Do guys LOOK at the drawn on eyebrows when they mate today? I reckon that is not important if the lights are off. Whoa.

We used to have magnetic toys called Wooly Willie, where you could apply fake hair and eyebrows with a little fake pen.

I think I'd come closer to gluing on hair for eyebrows vs the tatoo deal or sharpie. Cutting off my own hair and super glue on what was left of my eyebrows. What on earth? This goes far beyond the "I woke up this way."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (WONhk)

73 65 Could anything ever change your mind?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

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My say is never going to affect geopolitics.

Rubio could end up president.

If, as president, he doesn't soften immigration enforcement or pursue amnesty, I would change my mind.

But rhetoric doesn't sway me. Action does. And I never want to see the man who pushed so hard for so long for amnesty 13 years ago in a position where he can do that action.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (mdSmG)

74 We need not waste our time on these Iranian parasites under discussion. Toss them back to Iran.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

75 Far-Flung Fen-Farzi Floozies

Say that 3 times fast.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (DgMqy)

76 Fuck these animals.
Bomb them into the pre-industrial age.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

77 Again CNN was reporting at 4pm that the Pakistani PM was asking for a 2 week deadline extension because negotiations are going fabulous.

If the Iranians were serious (they aren't) they can have the same deal now that they'll get in 2 weeks. A bombing offensive concentrates the mind wonderfully.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

78 SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

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Old & Busted: THOT (That Ho Over There).
New Hotness: THOT (Tits Hung O'er Tehran).

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (TbhYO)

79 After a article at American Thinker on Europe's demise to Islam think maybe in 10 years they will scream for deliverance, just like when run by Nazis

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

80 >>>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

"Hold my beer."

-- garrett
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM

And this, Ace, is why we keep coming back here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (kgE5c)

81 74 We need not waste our time on these Iranian parasites under discussion. Toss them back to Iran.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

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For humanitarian purposes, it'd be best to send him to an Islamic country not currently in a state of war.

Germany will do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (mdSmG)

82 Iranian dude looks sorta like a lady.

Hopefully we can deport him (her?) back to Iran in time to be a human shield for the glory of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Dv3i1)

83 @70 I'm sure 2 more weeks of Iran restricting traffic through the Strait of Hormuz will be just fabulous.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)

84 73 65 Could anything ever change your mind?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

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My say is never going to affect geopolitics.

Rubio could end up president.

If, as president, he doesn't soften immigration enforcement or pursue amnesty, I would change my mind.

But rhetoric doesn't sway me. Action does. And I never want to see the man who pushed so hard for so long for amnesty 13 years ago in a position where he can do that action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (mdSmG)

Oh fair enough. Just wondered. I have my own issues/people I am intransigent about. Rubio is not one of them.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

85 I reckon that is not important if the lights are off. Whoa"

In the dark, all cats are gray...

Attributed to Franklin

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

86 There are numerous stories of muslim women flying into repressive countries who will change into/out of their hoochie coochie outfits as they depart/arrive to those countries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Known some people that worked in the ME.
Not hard for them to pull over a hefty sack just before entering their airspace.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)

87 Interesting development - not the muzzie chick, she developed ok - A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

I don't know if this means it go blown up or what.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (n5tGW)

88 84 Oh fair enough. Just wondered. I have my own issues/people I am intransigent about. Rubio is not one of them.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

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I'll vote for a communist who promises to overturn the American copyright system and return it to 28 years plus an optional extra 28 that must be applied for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (mdSmG)

89 81 74 We need not waste our time on these Iranian parasites under discussion. Toss them back to Iran.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

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For humanitarian purposes, it'd be best to send him to an Islamic country not currently in a state of war.

Germany will do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (mdSmG)

Okay. You are a nice guy. As long as Not Here works.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (pDt9x)

90 2028 is wide open

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

91 2028 Presidential race that is

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

92 Whenever I see a provocative, only fans link, and click, I'm always disappointed because they obscure the cameltoe and the squeakhole. Online streaming is free. What makes you think I should pay a subscription fee to see your naughty bits?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (Fbc0I)

93 >>In the dark, all cats are gray...

>Attributed to Franklin

Aretha was one fat, kinky bitch.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (TLp3A)

94 After a article at American Thinker on Europe's demise to Islam think maybe in 10 years they will scream for deliverance, just like when run by Nazis
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
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By then it will be too late.

Europe is on a demographic decline that no amount of boning is going to resolve in 10 years.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (ESVrU)

95 76 Fuck these animals.
Bomb them into the pre-industrial age.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ufFY

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Bomb them to the age of Darius, then defeat their primitive army.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (cWLG3)

96 I don't know if this means it go blown up or what."

You've lost another submarine?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (XuXeR)

97 A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

Which NATO countries are participating and with what assets?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

98 Do we have to land the planes when we drop them off?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (O2Cdw)

99 That Iranian's house is bizarre - not the style in West Hollywood or Beverly Hills. So I looked it up, and yep- she lives in Tujunga. Another person who is faking their lifestyle on instagram. Shocker.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (lCppi)

100 But the pampered niece and grand-niece of Iran's top terror commander and Austere Religious Scholar Qasem Soleimani -- assassinated by airstrike by Trump in his first term -- were just arrested by ICE and scheduled for deportation.

This is one of those stories I don't think anyone would have believed 30 years ago.

Some jihadi leader's niece is living as a THOT in the US?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

101 54 I've seen reports of 4,000 visas of Iranian regime officials have been cancelled.

How in the F have we allowed so many?

The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM

I feel the same way and they need to get rid of the cartel kids and wives that live here too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (BYQWO)

102 43 31. Not tough for me. She has flown back to Iran four times and when she arrives back in the USA, is full of praise for Iran, and is constantly fomenting crap about how bad the US is. Back to Iran she goes and I hope they send her portfolio of soft porn photos with her.
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (x3YfK)

She committed fraud. She requested asylum and was granted it AND THEN FLEW BACK FOUR TIMES in just a few years to a place she said she was deathly afraid to ever return to. Not only would I send her back, but I'd prohibit her from ever returning.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (tOcjL)

103
I'd love to know how the arrests went. Surely, there's all kinds of bodycam footage? Also more at intake? (salivates lightly)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (n7rxJ)

104 I could've swore we had some drooling troll on here a few days ago denying these hideous Iranian women were related. Soleimani is a very common name, you stupid and gullible Trump magats!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)

105 Aretha was one fat, kinky bitch."

You better think!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)

106 I’m going with lights out in Iran tonight, or some intermediate move that shows times up.

Maybe an MEU with a bunch of 20 somethings who just finished two Monsters and have a Zyn pack in their cheeks take Kharg Island.

Either way. Popcorn.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (xQK38)

107 Got transferred from hospital to rehab. In a room with a chatty guy who has no legs below the knees. I guess bad gout in knees ain't so rough. All a matter of perspective

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (19SAM)

108 Dear Ace,

If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.

I would invite you here to the castle. However, my husband would tell you that you wouldn't get a moments rest here, either. For many reasons.

Do it! Unvarnish your lungs and brain and do it!
xoxo
CBtheGreat

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)

109 The son of Iran's chief of propaganda lives in, get this, California, and makes his living, get this, teaching schoolchildren.

Boy, the NY Post is working overtime to make their site as unreadable as possible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (I/0M6)

110 OH WAIT, dammit, I read an old tweet. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

111 I've seen reports of 4,000 visas of Iranian regime officials have been cancelled.

How in the F have we allowed so many?

The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

*stares blankly*
*soils pants*

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)

112 104 I could've swore we had some drooling troll on here a few days ago denying these hideous Iranian women were related. Soleimani is a very common name, you stupid and gullible Trump magats!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)

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I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)

113 90 2028 is wide open
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

You think so? I would say that the coming Anointing by Trump will be decisive, but of course who the Anointed will be IS unknown.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)

114 I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

I hope that's not the case. The worst possible outcome for us is having spent a month giving everyone heartburn with the airstrikes, we just give up and sail home only to have them rebuild their missile and nuke program while Trump's attention is elsewhere, and eventually once he leaves office. If that happens, then all that will have been accomplished is filling them with a desire for revenge.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl)

115 All these posts and nobody said I’d hit it.

Who are you people?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (xQK38)

116 We were talking about groundhogs here yesterday. According to the range map on Wikipedia, groundhogs are found in 38 states, plus DC.

But their range seems to cutoff at the Texas border. I wonder if the Texas cattlemen exterminated them, due to the dangers their burrows pose to cattle and horses. Any Texans out there know? The accompanying Wikipedia article is silent.

(Yeah, I'm a nature geek, among many other species of geek.)

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

117 That's a whole lotta plastic in that creature of a woman. Jesus, she looks awful.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (qBdHI)

118 Must be nice to be the thot spawn of a mullah.
Go abroad on a whole nation's credit-card and mount every dick in a fifteen kilometer radius. Then go home now and then to help torture Iranian women cuter than you, which is most of them. Then go jet off to some other country and mount the dicks there. Nice work if you can get it

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)

119 114 I hope that's not the case. The worst possible outcome for us is having spent a month giving everyone heartburn with the airstrikes, we just give up and sail home only to have them rebuild their missile and nuke program while Trump's attention is elsewhere, and eventually once he leaves office. If that happens, then all that will have been accomplished is filling them with a desire for revenge.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl)

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Trump and other officials have outlined the requirements of a ceasefire since day one.

The end of the ballistic missile program is one element of that. There's also the end of nuclear weapons pursuit and the end of funding terrorist proxies.

These things would not be accomplished with a gentleman's handshake but with fanged enforcement and inspections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (mdSmG)

120 >> I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.

I am looking forward to you being pleasantly surprised at how well this works out.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (TLp3A)

121 Got transferred from hospital to rehab. "

Hope it all works out. Rehab can be tough...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (XuXeR)

122 You think so? I would say that the coming Anointing by Trump will be decisive, but of course who the Anointed will be IS unknown.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)

Yes, absolutely. Not sure he will be anointing anyone anytime soon.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)

123 >>> Interesting development - not the muzzie chick, she developed ok - A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

Don't tell me you lost another submarine, Yuri.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

124 123 Don't tell me you lost another submarine, Yuri.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

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Not everything's movies, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (mdSmG)

125 All these posts and nobody said I’d hit it"

Old news.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)

126 >>> 3 The only thing that could make this better is film of them being dragged out of their mansions and then the other film of them landing in Tehran in their medieval rags.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)

After being dropped from what altitude?

Posted by: just asking questions at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (9vFyc)

127 Great tits but a butterface.

I've done worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

128 >>>If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.

Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

129 Reportedly the deal via the Pakistanis is that as gestures of goodwill, Trump forbears for 2 weeks and Iran allows ship traffic through the straight for 2 weeks

I don't see Israel sitting still for 2 weeks tho

And I don't see Iran allowing US and Israel shipping thru, everyone else, yes

Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (OUE/9)

130 >>All these posts and nobody said I’d hit it.

>Who are you people?

In my defense, Sir...they did not show any pictures of her pet Goat.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (TLp3A)

131 In the dark, all cats are gray...

Attributed to Franklin
Posted by: man

I think it's older than that. I think I've seen it attributed to Philippe II, Duke of Orléans, Regent of France under the young Louis XV.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

132 123 >>> Interesting development - not the muzzie chick, she developed ok - A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

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Cite?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (cWLG3)

133 Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (19SAM)

Glad you are out of the hospital. Maybe your recovery continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (OYsYV)

134 Chinese and Russians are urging Iran to hold on and not cut a deal. They’re betting exactly what you said Ace. They think if Iran hangs on long enough Trump will fold and give them a better deal. This is now dragging on the economy and people’s daily cost of living. If inflation creeps up we’re going to lose everything we gained. Trump knows that. So does the enemy. That’s also why I don’t think the power plant bombing is a bluff. Only a bold move will end this.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (xQK38)

135 I’m going with lights out in Iran tonight, or some intermediate move that shows times up.

Maybe an MEU with a bunch of 20 somethings who just finished two Monsters and have a Zyn pack in their cheeks take Kharg Island.

Either way. Popcorn.
Posted by: Marcus T

No boots on the ground, but would not mind if we took all their islands, and kept them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)

136 The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

*stares blankly*
*soils pants*
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)

"Today, former President Biden showed the world he still has his legendary powers of concentration as well as introducing a new fragrance that hearkens back to an earlier, more innocent, age."

Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (eOFY+)

137 114 I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

Yes, Trump wanted this wrapped by Easter...didn't happen. I wish it did, but war is unpredictable. And you know that going in.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL)

138 Not everything's movies, bruh."

Scroll up...

/whimpers

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (XuXeR)

139 But their range seems to cutoff at the Texas border. I wonder if the Texas cattlemen exterminated them, due to the dangers their burrows pose to cattle and horses. Any Texans out there know? The accompanying Wikipedia article is silent.

(Yeah, I'm a nature geek, among many other species of geek.)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)
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You try digging in the dirt down here and tell me how that goes for you. My guess is it's the same reason that pretty much nobody has a basement in their house.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)

140 Ace earlier today: "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."

Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.

Posted by: mindful webworker - reading reading reading at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (Qlfju)

141 128 >>>If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.

Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

I imagine that sometimes we are like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)

142
Varnishing shelves? Keep your phone with you just in case, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (Y8DZL)

143 It has begun...................

IAF has just hammered Iranian bridges, RR Depots, and the Tehran Airport as well as the US hitting Kharg Island.........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (ZWcdc)

144 >>>Chinese and Russians are urging Iran to hold on and not cut a deal. They’re betting exactly what you said Ace. They think if Iran hangs on long enough Trump will fold and give them a better deal. This is now dragging on the economy and people’s daily cost of living. If inflation creeps up we’re going to lose everything we gained. Trump knows that. So does the enemy. That’s also why I don’t think the power plant bombing is a bluff. Only a bold move will end this.

yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

145 The simple, cliched but correct answer continues to be, they’re not anti-war, they’re just on the other side.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (rcyPU)

146 14 Muslims don't belong in the United States. Deport them. All of them.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

Name checks out. I support banishing both Marxists and Muhammadans, presumably by Constitutional amendment.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (Sy6m/)

147 Trump has previously noted that the Iranians have NEVER honored an agreement made with anyone else in the world. Let alone one with the West.

There will be no end but the end Trump desires.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (TLp3A)

148 >>>Ace earlier today: "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."
Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.

no that was yesterday. I took off yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)

149 i have been amazed that quite a few relatives of high-ranking Iranian officials have been living and working legally here in the U.S.

They should all be rounded up and held hostage for about 400 days.
Seems justified.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)

150 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

151 A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

Which NATO countries are participating and with what assets?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

The USN is probably the only navy there.

Russian subs shadowing US carriers was a common cold war game.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)

152 think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

ace, have you seen the pictorial chart of people who were eliminated and those who were not? and where they line up, which branches ? It is very revealing.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

153 Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

I only say this as a former nurse.And always a mother hen. Like a Marine, I take care of people through the ether.

Not that you need my permission, boss.

I simply care and want you happy. Go to the UK in the spring, as it is glorious. Just remember bacon to throw at the barbarians. I'd love to hike the Lake District and never got to. Do it for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

154 >>>150 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

without weapons?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

155 the niece of former IRGC leader Qasem Soleimani

She should be deported for wearing those tinfoil pants. As Dolly Parton once said, " it takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (0Htd1)

156 Ace, how was your Easter?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

157 Cite?"

Right over there...*points at map*

Oh, "cite"

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)

158 >>>156 Ace, how was your Easter?

okay, and yours?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)

159 Hi, ChristyBlinky.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)

160 > yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

Firing up generators makes them a target. We may want do do it for that reason alone. We have total surveillance over their comms. That’s how we smoked the intelligence chief and his sidekick. They were sending out orders to people looking for the WSO. Adios douche bags.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (xQK38)

161 >>No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

It always comes back to The Beatles with you Boomers.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (TLp3A)

162 I had to apologize to Garrett the other day too, ace. Just couldn’t resist the low hanging fruit (like Garrett on a toddler’s monkey bars)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (rcyPU)

163 Ace needs a laugh.
Some of you said you've done worse.

I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

164 It has begun...................

IAF has just hammered Iranian bridges, RR Depots, and the Tehran Airport as well as the US hitting Kharg Island.........
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (ZWcdc)

Hope none of those peeps hanging around the power stations were hurt. LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)

165 I am 100% fine with every last green card being revoked, and then all the green card printers being smashed with sledgehammers. Foreign devils go home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)

166 56 Ace, how was your Easter?

okay, and yours?
Posted by: ace

Very nice. My wife made a delicious lamb stew, and our son came over and ate Easter dinner with us.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

167 I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)

Parachute?
You're too nice. Pinochet showed us the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

168 144 >>>Chinese and Russians are urging Iran to hold on and not cut a deal. They’re betting exactly what you said Ace. They think if Iran hangs on long enough Trump will fold and give them a better deal. This is now dragging on the economy and people’s daily cost of living. If inflation creeps up we’re going to lose everything we gained. Trump knows that. So does the enemy. That’s also why I don’t think the power plant bombing is a bluff. Only a bold move will end this.

yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

I said this morning I think we need to take the oil (Kharg) for Iran to quit...we'll see if we do that...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)

169 There will be no end but the end Trump desires."

Sounds Frank Herbert...ish

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (XuXeR)

170 I don't know why the media keeps saying the 2 gals lived a lavish lifestyle in Hollywood. The niece bought a home in Tujunga, which is a middle class area, for 500K 3-4 years ago. She rented out the bungalow-style home to a piano tuner and lived in a crappy looking ADU behind the home. There were photos of her Tesla with Hermes pillows strewn around with some other shopping bags etc. But other than that, nothing screamed lavish at all.

Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

171 154 >>>150 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

without weapons?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

=======

It happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (mdSmG)

172 SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

As cruel as expected.

Is that a nude with a dress photoshopped on? The location of the dress doesn't seem to have much relation to the location of her ~~breasts~~ implants.

I love the natural look.

The only thing natural in that picture is the masculine jawline. I assume that's her next plastic surgery target.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (VHUov)

173 Had a dental implant yesterday morning. Not at all what I thought it would be like.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

174 I'll vote for a communist who promises to overturn the American copyright system and return it to 28 years plus an optional extra 28 that must be applied for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (mdSmG)

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (N1DT3)

175 163 Ace needs a laugh.
Some of you said you've done worse.

I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

That's a man, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

176 Bet Barky and Auto-Pen administration let the Iranians in

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

177 She looks like a professional ball handler. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s a respectable profession.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (xQK38)

178 Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04

So, Bulg- what ages will you be tutoring and what subjects?. I think that's a really good job for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OYsYV)

179 >>without weapons?

There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (TLp3A)

180 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

Things won't get really bad until there are no phones, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

181 They don't comment on the butchering of protestors in Iran because we are the oppressors in this battle I guess. Everything through a Marxist lens.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (qWalT)

182 167 I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)

Parachute?
You're too nice. Pinochet showed us the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

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I'm ultimately a humanitarian at heart.

And I made a reference to The Young Pope. Any time Ferello (Secretary of State) was disappointed in a bishop, he'd send them to Kabul.

(The Young Pope > The New Pope....but not by much. Sort of okay...and both very overlong. But The New Pope has sexy nuns dancing for most of its opening credits, which is a win.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (mdSmG)

183

There are bolt ons, and then there are what appear to be hot glued ons

Posted by: imp at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (ppcD5)

184 Trump and other officials have outlined the requirements of a ceasefire since day one.

The end of the ballistic missile program is one element of that. There's also the end of nuclear weapons pursuit and the end of funding terrorist proxies.

These things would not be accomplished with a gentleman's handshake but with fanged enforcement and inspections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (mdSmG)

Yeah, but there's the whole art of the deal thing, where you always ask for way more than you actually want so that you can negotiate down to what you want and let the other guy pretend he got something.

Just to be clear, I was responding to ace's observation that Trump may be looking for an out. I don't think that's the case, but I worry about what the gap between what he's demanding and what he actually wants it.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (vSvIl)

185
I imagine that sometimes we are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)

No, he loves me. I try to behave and mostly succeed.

He's tired. I can tell. I hope he's healthy but he's always so TGIF I can tell. Pretty much the biggest Moron here, but I sense he's tired and needs a recharge.

If he left and took this blog with him I might die from the lack of sanity here.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)

186 I’ve tried to tell people for years the Kurds are not all they were cranked up to be. It’s why nobody has really pushed to help them too much, including Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xQK38)

187 I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51

What you talkin' bout Willis?

Posted by: Arnold at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (IifOV)

188 I can fix her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (u73oe)

189 >>>There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

190 I was the dumbass that said he'd hit the arrested statue of liberty the other day and even I wouldn't hit that Iranian chick with Ace's dick and garret doing the pushing.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)

191 "without weapons?"

Why would Trump tell the Iranian regime that the population didn't get the weapons that we were sending?

I think it's misdirection.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (XDWwQ)

192 173. In what way?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (YdKYA)

193 184 Yeah, but there's the whole art of the deal thing, where you always ask for way more than you actually want so that you can negotiate down to what you want and let the other guy pretend he got something.

Just to be clear, I was responding to ace's observation that Trump may be looking for an out. I don't think that's the case, but I worry about what the gap between what he's demanding and what he actually wants it.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (vSvIl)

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His demands have escalated to "end of a civilization". He continues to work back to the 4 basic demands that he must have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (mdSmG)

194 185

If he left and took this blog with him I might die from the lack of sanity here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)

Well, there’s always Zero Hedge -

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (pDt9x)

195 Trump said the Kurds, or the middle-men, took the weapons meant for the Iranian people.

I thought that was odd to reveal.
So it might be more misdirection from Trump.

Could be the Kurds did take weapons, but it doesn’t mean we didn’t try again to send more.

Could be, also, that Trump is just screwing with what’s left of the Iranian leadership’s heads.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

196 Most people in the Wesh have no idea how many of the Iranian elites have sent their children to schools and "refugee centers" where they can grow up in a non-mullah environment as well as have oversight of the family wealth that had been smuggled out of Iran. Literally thousands of kids. In Germany, England, France, and elsewhere. Upon reaching adulthood, they would apply for schooling in England, Canada and the US, thereby evading any return back to Iran.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (2WIwB)

197 163 Ace needs a laugh.
Some of you said you've done worse.

I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

DAYUM!
I'm sure her penis is very feminine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (I/0M6)

198 >>>187 I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

dude, that's a dude.

was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile? On the show, I mean, though I imagine a lot of that stuff happened for real in Hollywood.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

199 So, Bulg- what ages will you be tutoring and what subjects?. I think that's a really good job for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Reading and writing. Maybe basic arithmetic.

Thursday is my first day of training. They're going to have me take the verbal portion of the SAT. LOL

I rocked that when I took it the first time in 1983. I believe they've dumbed it down since then, so I expect to Elric Blade it this time.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

200 27
These girls have also had a bit of plastic surgery. The one is on her way to Lauren Sanchez.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

They had to get rid of the Danny Thomas nose?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (0Htd1)

201 See, you have to look at it in totality. What Trump said, what Pahlavi said, what people close to Trump are saying...

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)

202 Enjoy your homeland, bitches!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (NpAcC)

203 >>>There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

Not if the cops have run off and left the place because their bosses are safe in a bunker...well safer.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

204 189 >>>There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

Or you have to turn a few folks in the station and have them open the doors for you...(women are very useful here)...

There is more than one way to execute a plan...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (tOcjL)

205 It will be very ugly. Apocalyptic ugly.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

206 What the hell is wrong with her face? We should stay the deportation until she can sue her plastic surgeon...or her mother and father if that is her original mug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (n9ltV)

207 >>that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.

We have been destroying the IRGC Forces for 4 weeks.

There are plenty of Weapons on the ground, already.

You would also have to assume that Israel has not been smuggling in arms for over a decade.

Like I said, I think you will be surprised when this tips over and the Iranian people seek their vengeance on the regime.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TLp3A)

208 There are bolt ons, and then there are what appear to be hot glued ons

--

Hers look so fake they're probably press-ons. Looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and asked to look like Kim Kardashian and the current-day Mickey Rourke.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)

209 The cops won't have any power water or food either.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

210 Remind me when the locals are willing to fight for their country?

There’s never going to be a surrender here, it’s just killing every last one of them. And I don’t think we have the stomach for a prolonged war in Iran that will cost trillions.

Just continue striking the leadership and let the global community that so hates the US figure out what to do with their straits of Hormuz that we don’t need

Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (959cM)

211 >>was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile?

It was Dudley.

Arnold left him there to be diddled.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TLp3A)

212 207 We have been destroying the IRGC Forces for 4 weeks.

There are plenty of Weapons on the ground, already.

You would also have to assume that Israel has not been smuggling in arms for over a decade.

Like I said, I think you will be surprised when this tips over and the Iranian people seek their vengeance on the regime.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TLp3A)

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Iran is not giving up its strategic holds of Eastern Iraq by calling the militias into Iran because the IRGC is feeling strong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (mdSmG)

213 What the hell is wrong with her face? We should stay the deportation until she can sue her plastic surgeon...or her mother and father if that is her original mug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (n9ltV)

-------------

"IT'S A MAN, BABY!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TbhYO)

214 192 173. In what way?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (YdKYA)

Quick. And painless. And no pain today. And no swelling. The only weird part was the drilling into the bone. From their conversation it was like oil exploration. Fairly noisy. I wonder if they use a Dremel?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (pDt9x)

215 195 Trump said the Kurds, or the middle-men, took the weapons meant for the Iranian people.

I thought that was odd to reveal.
So it might be more misdirection from Trump.

Could be the Kurds did take weapons, but it doesn’t mean we didn’t try again to send more.

Could be, also, that Trump is just screwing with what’s left of the Iranian leadership’s heads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

Could be Trump wants Iran worried about an armed Kurd group (that has no intention of doing anything)...while the actual people rise up...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (tOcjL)

216 What the hell is wrong with her face? "

Dr Schlotkin...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (XuXeR)

217 I don't know why the media keeps saying the 2 gals lived a lavish lifestyle in Hollywood. The niece bought a home in Tujunga, which is a middle class area, for 500K 3-4 years ago. She rented out the bungalow-style home to a piano tuner and lived in a crappy looking ADU behind the home. There were photos of her Tesla with Hermes pillows strewn around with some other shopping bags etc. But other than that, nothing screamed lavish at all.
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

The best thing you can say about Tujunga is that at least it's not Pacoima.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (lCppi)

218 "without weapons?"

Why would Trump tell the Iranian regime that the population didn't get the weapons that we were sending?

I think it's misdirection.
Posted by: Richard Cranium

He should have had SF in there when the carrier fleet started heading in that direction.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)

219 Or you have to turn a few folks in the station and have them open the doors for you...(women are very useful here)...

There is more than one way to execute a plan...

It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

220 219 It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

========

"SPOILERS!"
-reading the Iliad, waiting for the Trojan Horse that will never come

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (mdSmG)

221 I don't know... The fact that Trump said exactly where he would hit seems odd now to me... He had to know they would try to do something rash to "protect" those... Meaning human shields.... Either it's a bluff and he's not gonna do it, or he plans to hit something else.... Who knows...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)

222 >>Could be Trump wants Iran worried about an armed Kurd group

I think that was more of a check to Turkey, honestly.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (TLp3A)

223 I hope all their properties, cars, baubles, designer clothes and bank accounts have been confiscated.

Deport them with thrift store jeans and a dirty tshirt.

Allow them to take NOTHING with them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TXEHw)

224 Re: Todd Bridges being married to a crossdressing man

I always assume child actors were abused in some horrible way. This could be one of the several sad outcomes we've seen in and around Hollywood.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (aZm/F)

225 >>It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

What if we built the Iranian People a Giant Badger?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TLp3A)

226 The leaflet drops need to begin.

Bounties on IRGC members.
Bounties on Basaaj

The sooner these bastards are gone, the sooner reconstruction and an economy can begin.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (IifOV)

227 It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

pretty much the only way until gunpowder was invented.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)

228 173 Had a dental implant yesterday morning. Not at all what I thought it would be like.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

But you will get close to the Baron before you die. You will be tied and drugged, but you can still attack. You can still attack! When you see the Baron, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale...

Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh, DDS at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)

229 220 219 It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

========

"SPOILERS!"
-reading the Iliad, waiting for the Trojan Horse that will never come
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (mdSmG)

And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)

230 Hers look so fake they're probably press-ons. Looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and asked to look like Kim Kardashian and the current-day Mickey Rourke.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)

Those brows look like they are electrical tape cutouts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

231 31 This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.

I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.
Posted by: Romeo13

This is why we lose.

I’d give her a parachute and drop her somewhere in the middle of Iran.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (iF0mU)

232 I don't know... The fact that Trump said exactly where he would hit seems odd now to me... He had to know they would try to do something rash to "protect" those... Meaning human shields.... Either it's a bluff and he's not gonna do it, or he plans to hit something else.... Who knows...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)

well the lists already quoted mention trains, military targets and Kharg Island....not power stations.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)

233 214. Thanks for the reply. I’m due next month for mine after an extraction last summer and a bone graft.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YdKYA)

234 228 173 Had a dental implant yesterday morning. Not at all what I thought it would be like.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

But you will get close to the Baron before you die. You will be tied and drugged, but you can still attack. You can still attack! When you see the Baron, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale...
Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh, DDS at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)

So THAT’S why they were all smirking when I walked out!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (pDt9x)

235 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)

236 Tousi keeps talking about an Iranian force calling themselves "the Immortal Guard." I'd like that to be real, but I dunno.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)

237 235 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)

Put the burqa's back...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (IJL3x)

238 was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile? On the show, I mean, though I imagine a lot of that stuff happened for real in Hollywood.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:57 P

That was a very special Arnold episode IIRC

5pm

CBC - Canada calls for restraint, Pakistan peace deal, is this a war crime

CNN - outrageous, rediculous threat....says Tapper

MS Now - Iran, human chains, Israel and US vombing through the day. Chick has her sad, concerned face on. US military leaders may face legal jeopardy

FoxNews .... The Five. Is hottie Emily there....not sure...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

239 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)

Persian bone structure mixes poorly with modern plastic surgery trends and diet drugs.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)

240
236 Tousi keeps talking about an Iranian force calling themselves "the Immortal Guard." I'd like that to be real, but I dunno.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)

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Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

241 ***violent militants who stormed the US Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days.
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And they've been murdering innocent people ever since.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (F24MQ)

242 235 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM

Look like the Klingon sisters Lursa & B'Etor of the House of Duras.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (IifOV)

243 217 I don't know why the media keeps saying the 2 gals lived a lavish lifestyle in Hollywood. The niece bought a home in Tujunga, which is a middle class area, for 500K 3-4 years ago. She rented out the bungalow-style home to a piano tuner and lived in a crappy looking ADU behind the home. There were photos of her Tesla with Hermes pillows strewn around with some other shopping bags etc. But other than that, nothing screamed lavish at all.
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

The best thing you can say about Tujunga is that at least it's not Pacoima.
__________________
That's very true! Or parts of North Hollywood and Van Nuys, where my husband grew up......

Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

244 The funniest thing now would be for Ben Affleck to get canceled for having made Argo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

245 I’m getting some man-vibes from that whoring THOT. Or at least ‘so filtered it could be a man’ vibes.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (f1Wg/)

246 >>>Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?
Is it an ancient Persian thing?

yes, The Immortals.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)

247 Either it's a bluff and he's not gonna do it, or he plans to hit something else.... Who knows...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)

—————

I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (u73oe)

248 233 214. Thanks for the reply. I’m due next month for mine after an extraction last summer and a bone graft.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YdKYA)

It was a pleasant surprise. I have dental insurance and it covers all but a few hundred bucks. That’s a blessing. I have one more after this one. My dentist is an oral surgeon who has done maybe thousands of them.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (pDt9x)

249 What if we built the Iranian People a Giant Badger?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TLp3A)

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And the IRGC a Giant Goat?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (TbhYO)

250 246 >>>Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?
Is it an ancient Persian thing?

yes, The Immortals.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)

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Never read the comic. Never liked the movie.

But the memory was back there somewhere...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (mdSmG)

251 Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

Scissor me, Xerxes!

Posted by: MS. Garrison at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (TbWk/)

252 It was Dudley.

Arnold left him there to be diddled.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM

Thanks for the correction.
It'd be tough to be cute and funny after that...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)

253 CBC - Canada calls for restraint, Pakistan peace deal, is this a war crime

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

Funny, I remember all sorts of bloody minded threats from Canadians during the Tariff kerfluffe about cutting off power to Red States in Winter.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)

254 I don't think Trump makes idle threats.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (aZm/F)

255 That guy isn't teaching anything, he is indoctrination

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

256 And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)

Asculum Picenum. Pompey Strabo the Butcher.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

257 FoxNews.....President Trump is supposed to address the 'peace proposal' soon.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

258 Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?
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I know it was their special unit in one of the Civilizations.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)

259 Only watching a little bit a couple of times
Tousi is a poor knock off of Smoke and Scan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (F24MQ)

260
Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

The Immortals were an elite military unit of the Achaemenid Empire, consisting of 10,000 heavy infantry who served as both the emperor's personal guard and a key part of the standing army. Their name comes from the practice of immediately replacing any member who was killed or incapacitated, maintaining their number and giving the impression of being invincible.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

261 >>Thanks for the correction.
It'd be tough to be cute and funny after that...

It's a scathing indictment of our Legal System that that guy was able to go on to run one of the largest Radio Stations in the Mid-West.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (TLp3A)

262 I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (u73oe)

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Yeah, I think it's a feint for Trump to come out and just blatantly say "bridges and power plants" and "destroy a civilization."

He's a lot of things but he's NOT a guy that telegraphs his next punch like that. Not ever.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)

263 I’ve tried to tell people for years the Kurds are not all they were cranked up to be. It’s why nobody has really pushed to help them too much, including Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xQK3

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I think people confuse Druze with Kurds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)

264 258 I know it was their special unit in one of the Civilizations.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)

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I didn't want to bring in the real, hard histories, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (mdSmG)

265 257 FoxNews.....President Trump is supposed to address the 'peace proposal' soon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

You can't trust them... Simple as that... And will Israel agree to a "peace" proposal from Iran ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (IJL3x)

266 The Immortals was a quick (for the day) force that was constantly replenished... thus the name.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)

267 Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

That's great! I think you like to help people and are a smart guy. That was one of my favorite jobs.: Tutoring people at the writing and math lab at the college where my mother was a professor. And that's happily where I met Mr. Fen who was a tutor as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (OYsYV)

268 Less than two and a half hours till

Reining Hell

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (F24MQ)

269
I'd also like to know something about this girl's social media accounts. How many followers did she have, and who were they? Did she post in Persian or English? I can't see Iranian refugee types loving her. But would they know who she is? Did she have 10s or 100s of thousands of like-minded America haters? Maybe her followers should be looked at, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (n7rxJ)

270 I suspect they’ll be enough progress in the peace talks to give cover to an extension of the deadline. If not, then … oh well too bad.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (f1Wg/)

271 259 Only watching a little bit a couple of times
Tousi is a poor knock off of Smoke and Scan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (F24MQ)

Does he have a dog in the background running on a treadmill, that he periodically screams at while broadcasting??

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (pDt9x)

272 And Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (mdSmG)

273 >>I’ve tried to tell people for years the Kurds are not all they were cranked up to be. It’s why nobody has really pushed to help them too much, including Trump.

Depends on the Kurdish population you are talking about, I believe.

The ones in Northern Iran are not the ones in Northern Iraq. If I haven't mixed up my Kurds.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TLp3A)

274 I think people confuse Druze with Kurds"

No whey?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (XuXeR)

275 And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)

Asculum Picenum. Pompey Strabo the Butcher.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

"Squinty" just blockaded that town until everyone was pretty much dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

276 You can't trust them... Simple as that... And will Israel agree to a "peace" proposal from Iran ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (IJL3x)

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Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)

277 I think people confuse Druze with Kurds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)

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Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (u73oe)

278 So THAT’S why they were all smirking when I walked out!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM

In my case, it was because the water was *cold*!

Posted by: George Constanza at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

279 Today is International Beaver Day.

Morons, get your passports and...you know the rest.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (5rh/l)

280 Deal expected to be announced between US and Iran brokered by Pakistani Army Chief Field Marshal Asam Munir.

Can't see Israel allowing that though

Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (OUE/9)

281 Funny, I remember all sorts of bloody minded threats from Canadians during the Tariff kerfluffe about cutting off power to Red States in Winter.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO

Islamic life is most precious.

There's a Neil Diamond tribute playing at a fancy theater soon. It's been advertised. I say the song "America" gets quietly removed before the show ends....

I'd bet real AMERICAN money on it.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (Sco7b)

282 The Immortals were an elite military unit of the Achaemenid Empire, consisting of 10,000 heavy infantry who served as both the emperor's personal guard and a key part of the standing army. Their name comes from the practice of immediately replacing any member who was killed or incapacitated, maintaining their number and giving the impression of being invincible.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

You didn't give me the proper attribution. Plagiarist!

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (TbWk/)

283 280 Deal expected to be announced between US and Iran brokered by Pakistani Army Chief Field Marshal Asam Munir.

Can't see Israel allowing that though
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (OUE/9)

Me either... It's just gonna prolong the inevitable

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (IJL3x)

284 If I haven't mixed up my Kurds.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TLp3A)

I think you are whey off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (n9ltV)

285 Trump to Fox - 8pm is on.

Oh sweet. Emily is on today!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (Sco7b)

286 Today is International Beaver Day.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM

Big brown ones are the best.

Posted by: Primus at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1)

287 Deal brokered by - Pakistan??? Nah, that’s a shooting yourself in the foot move, the Biden Touch.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)

288
I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yup. This.

Pound them!

Then drop pork rinds on the rubble.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (9QN+C)

289 >>>And Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre.

with Henry Cavil? Not a gem. Dumb stuff and crap CGI from one side of the screen to another.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

290 nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

Varnishing? Is that code? Like shaking hands with Rosie Palm and her five sisters? Or 'wrestling my wookie'?

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (7gpcF)

291 Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!

She got a nose job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)

292 Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre."

Was thinking about watching... Will do

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (XuXeR)

293 Persian bone structure mixes poorly with modern plastic surgery trends and diet drugs.
Posted by: Oldcat

The only successful plastic surgery in history was Marilyn Monroe's nose bob.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (Y8DZL)

294 Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)

What of the gays of Hormuz? Think of the oppression they face daily!

Posted by: You cis-het patriarchal homophobes! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

295 I find it hard to believe that Trump and Rubio will allow America to get involved in a shit deal. That's Obama and whoever was running Biden territory.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (aZm/F)

296 289 >>>And Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre.

with Henry Cavil? Not a gem. Dumb stuff and crap CGI from one side of the screen to another.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

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Okay...it's not great cinema.

It's style over substance.

But it looks real good the whole way through and has some real fun moments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (mdSmG)

297 >>>Was thinking about watching... Will do

it's lame. Watch the original Clash of the Titans instead.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)

298 Gee it would be a shame for the Israelis to be excluded from a peace deal. A darn shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)

299 286 Today is International Beaver Day.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM

June, I think the boy might be getting a little too much attention.

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (eOFY+)

300 If you are varnishing, boss, open a window or two. Otherwise the HQ could get - interesting indeed.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (pDt9x)

301 294 Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)

What of the gays of Hormuz? Think of the oppression they face daily!
Posted by: You cis-het patriarchal homophobes! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

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lol The one time I could have used autocorrect.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (aZm/F)

302
298 Gee it would be a shame for the Israelis to be excluded from a peace deal. A darn shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)

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Israel controls the world and will not allow anything to happen that it does not want.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (mdSmG)

303 The only successful plastic surgery in history was Marilyn Monroe's nose bob.

Probably the best in human history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (El6/E)

304 Ace is probably varnishing his new porch rocker.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

305
it's lame. Watch the original Clash of the Titans instead.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)

Peak Harryhausen. And some pretty nice T&A.

Posted by: Old ways are best ways at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (TbWk/)

306 Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!

She got a nose job
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)

————-

I was gonna sock the John Candy character, but I couldn’t remember his name.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (u73oe)

307 298 Gee it would be a shame for the Israelis to be excluded from a peace deal. A darn shame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)

From what I read they've been "missing" from these negotiations... By choice is my guess...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (IJL3x)

308 Watch the original Clash of the Titans instead."

Got it. It's great fun. Especially the animation

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (XuXeR)

309 306 I was gonna sock the John Candy character, but I couldn’t remember his name.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (u73oe)

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Barf.

He's a mog.

Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend.

It's short for Barfolemew.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (mdSmG)

310 Rule of Thumb: When you find yourself in a blackout, the situation will only get worse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (Fbc0I)

311 pretty much the only way until gunpowder was invented.

Joshua, trumpets, Jericho, sappers...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (zdLoL)

312 YouTube has several of the old Sinbad movies, and Jason and the Argonauts.

Or it did, a month ago.

I didn't watch them. Meant to but didn't get around to it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle)

313 I was gonna sock the John Candy character, but I couldn’t remember his name.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (u73oe)

Barf!

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (eOFY+)

314
Barf.

He's a mog.

Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend.

It's short for Barfolemew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (mdSmG)

Gimme paw! ARROOROOROO!!!

Posted by: Lone Star at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (TbWk/)

315 I was gonna sock the John Candy character, but I couldn’t remember his name."

Barf...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)

316 International Beaver Day.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM

The national animal of Canada!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)

317 314 Gimme paw! ARROOROOROO!!!

Posted by: Lone Star at April 07, 2026 05:16 PM (TbWk/)

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Robin Hood Men in Tights > Spaceballs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (mdSmG)

318 206 What the hell is wrong with her face? We should stay the deportation until she can sue her plastic surgeon...or her mother and father if that is her original mug.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This is how gays think what makes a woman attractive, a masculine face with too much makeup. That's the drag queen look. Since gays run the fashion world, this is also the height of fashion. Plastic surgeons and makeup artists follow this fashion.

It would be nice if hetero males ran the fashion world, but I think that ship has sailed decades ago.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (Dv3i1)

319 Mel Brooks was really funny

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (IJL3x)

320 >>>6 I was gonna sock the John Candy character, but I couldn’t remember his name.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

i was trying to think of it too. All I could think of was "mog" which TJM says was his race not his name.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)

321 Hey, I'm ok being...fourth?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)

322
Rope-a-dope sort of worked for Ali, letting the other guy wear himself out.

Paid for it with the brain damage.

I wonder how many bombs we will have left when this is over.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (Y8DZL)

323 That’s Spaceballs, right? Never saw it. Any good, anyone?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (pDt9x)

324 320 i was trying to think of it too. All I could think of was "mog" which TJM says was his race not his name.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)

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I am deep in the lore of Spaceballs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (mdSmG)

325 It would be nice if hetero males ran the fashion world, but I think that ship has sailed decades ago."

Yeah. Helen made it to Troy...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (XuXeR)

326 Just what we need... A Druish Princess...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:19 PM (IJL3x)

327 323 That’s Spaceballs, right? Never saw it. Any good, anyone?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM (pDt9x)

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It's fine. It's pretty funny.

But Mel Brooks didn't understand Star Wars, like at all, so it's really just a space opera comedy.

It's not like Star Wars is complicated. It's basic hero journey stuff in space, but Brooks never touches on it.

I guess that's the line between parody and satire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:19 PM (mdSmG)

328 That’s Spaceballs, right? Never saw it. Any good, anyone?"

Don't get jammed...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

329 I wonder how many bombs we will have left when this is over.
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Not enough to deal with me roundeye!!!!

Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)

330 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (u73oe)

331 I am deep in the lore of Spaceballs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:18 PM

Well, like my 'brother', I am fully functional, and I have been to interstellar space.

Posted by: Lore at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (0sNs1)

332 New one:
Gavin Newsom Directs $19 Million in California Taxpayer Money to Madison Avenue to Improve California's Reputation -- Just as Gavin Newsom Is Running for President and Personally Needs California's Image to be Remade

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 05:21 PM (Riz8t)

333 329 I wonder how many bombs we will have left when this is over.
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Not enough to deal with me roundeye!!!!

Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 07, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)

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Xi has been...unkind to his military leadership since the failures of Chinese tech in live combat exercises in Venezuela and Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:21 PM (mdSmG)

334 Blazing Saddles > Young Frankenstein > The Producers > History of the World Part I > Spaceballs > Men in Tights.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:22 PM (oqH4h)

335 I want Iran's ability to rise from the ashes with nukes gone.I want 1979 Persia.

I do feel for innocent babies and children. I hope the good people who want the evil barbarians are safely out of range of what may be coming.

We don't know squat. Remember that. Mossad and others know what is going on and, I hope, have helped get good people hidden, given food and water, etc. I will pray to God about this, as I have read many have secretly converted.

I am not Cruella. Ok, sometimes I am, but not about babies or children.

Barbarian terrorists, you betcha. Turn to mist and leave none behind to grow evil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 05:24 PM (WONhk)

336 Counterpoint: Romania was by no means in as dire a situation as Iran in '89, and the masses of the country lashed out and toppled the regime armed only with rage. The Army simply defected en masse and turned on Securitate and Ceausescu once they read the room.

I have no idea if that's possible with Iran, but we can't know because they haven't tried.

I think they believe (with good reason) that the regime only needs to hold out for a few weeks to break the weak-to-nonexistent will of the American people, and then Trump will cut a deal to end this, so nobody wants to climb out on any limb. As such, they will squander their best opportunity to take back their country.

If they don't want it, then fine. That's on them. We've crippled Iran, it will take years for them to approach anything like status quo ante, build back a nuclear program, wage war in the Middle East, and so on. We can always come back and repeat this as needed.

I hope this is the last prompt they get. Do it or don't, people. But the fence-sitting is NOT helping your cause.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)

337 Do all Iranian "hotties" look like Trannies?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 05:26 PM (wBaIH)

338 Spaceballs > Men in Tights

High Anxiety should be in there around the Producers, but everything else like Life Stinks goes after Men in Tights

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:30 PM (El6/E)

339 274 I think people confuse Druze with Kurds"
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Yes, and there's another group too, the Yazidis .

There's a lot of mixed messages.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:31 PM (F24MQ)

340 The rumor/meme/propaganda I've seen today was "Trump is looking to back away from the Iran war".

But I think that comes from those that thought the war was a huge mistake, and that Iran is another Iraq.

A different opinion is that "boots on the ground" are not so essential to win the war, because today we have so much more tech, and can in real time observe their movements and bomb them hours or maybe minutes later. We also have perhaps 70% of the population on "our side".

And if we are really cratering their deep tunnels and caves, and bombing them when they try to repair, perhaps we don't need boots on the ground. It would be nice to kill the IRGC that are still murdering the 70% resistance. Not sure of the best way to accomplish that. Maybe their non IRGC army would be less murderous. Seems we are only killing the IRGC higher ups, not the "other army".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (vbXSk)

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Counterpoint: Romania

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Isn't the ultimate counterpoint Iran itself, 1979? The Shah had SAVAK and endless money, and he was brought down by mobs of... rock-throwers?

I barely know anything about it except names and dates, so I'm up for an adjustment of facts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:37 PM (n7rxJ)

342 If any judge says they can't be deported, off to Gitmo with them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 05:51 PM (4NO2D)

343 If any judge says they can't be deported, off to Gitmo with them.

send them to the judge's house

Posted by: DanMan at April 07, 2026 06:08 PM (8uzBS)

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