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The Morning Report — 4/6/26
Good morning kids. I hope you all had a blessed Easter weekend. I had a few personal issues to deal with so unfortunately I'm going to have to keep his morning's post very brief. should be back up to speed by tomorrow with my usual panoply of of links and commentary . Thanks for your patience Have a great day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- From “weeks away” to “no threat at all” — what changed? When the Iran Threat Vanished Overnight
- We can do—our military has planned for it—yet Trump hasn’t acted.
One man thinks he knows why, and it shows Trump as a strategic genius unlike any other.
- https://www.dailywire.com/news/heres-everything-we-know-about-the-daring-mission-to-save-an-american-warfighter-in-iran: Inside One Of The Most Complex Missions In U.S. Special Ops History
- The statement signals potential military actions and heightened tensions with Iran.
Trump Trolls Iran and Warns: ‘Open the F*ckin’ Strait… Praise be to Allah.’
* * * * * - Iranian terror mastermind Maj. Gen. Qasem Soleimani’s niece — who showcased her lavish Los Angeles lifestyle on social media while bashing the U.S. as the “Great Satan” — was arrested by federal authorities over the weekend and will be removed from the U.S. with no chance of ever returning.
- rom Russia with malice.
Russia Providing Intelligence to Iran on American Bases in Middle East
DHS Arrests Niece and Grand Niece of Notorious Iranian General, the Pair Living Designer Lifestyles in Los Angeles CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION- Government investigator Mike Howell says Pam Bondi, out as attorney general, wasn’t the right fit to take on the weaponizers.
Trump Needs A ‘Vicious Operator’ To Bring Justice Back To The Justice Department
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY- 75% of Murder Defendants in This County Are Illegal Immigrants.
75% of Murder Defendants in This County Are Illegal Immigrants.
- These children have access to all benefits and rights of American citizenship, including being eligible to run for president. That cannot be a permitted practice.
- Congress must END birth tourism
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH- Invariant’s ties to POLITICO raise questions about its claims of objectivity.
Lobbying Firm With Democrat Donor Ties is Client of ‘Non-Partisan’ POLITICO.
SECOND AMENDMENT- Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.
Canada Going OnGun-Grabbing Spree
= THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
- If “Election Day” means anything, it must mean one day—no extensions, no ballot harvesting, and no ambiguity—just a clear, final, and verifiable expression of the people’s will. Election Day and Election Reforms (Not Week, Month, Season)
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
- The glorious leaders and the elite minions that lead us, from Left, Right, and in-between, are barely competent.
Let’s Get Naughty about NATO
- There are “limits to diplomacy with a determined foe,” and … serious risks arise when leaders prioritize “conflict avoidance above all else.”
- A Reminder for Trump’s Critics: Years of Diplomacy Ended in a Nuclear North Korea
- As Europe drifts and critics wail, the war with Iran exposes a harder truth: alliances endure only so long as interests align—not because of shared values or sentiment.
- NATO, Iran, and the Interests of Nations
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY- What this photograph as well as the handful of other Voyager-2 images of
Triton tell us is that we only have gotten a tiny taste of what’s there,
only enough to tell us we don’t understand what we are seeing in the
slightest. This is a truly alien world, cold, dark, and composed of
materials far different then that found in the inner solar system.
Voyager-2’s most detailed look at Neptune’s moon Triton CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE- The radical culture war on public art.
The Art That We Keep Or Destroy
- Record numbers of Americans are converting to Catholicism this Easter. Why? America’s Catholic Renewal Is A Rejection Of Liberal Modernity
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Glad you're okay. We were starting to worry.
I'm actually here for this one. I have the day off.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)
ESPONJA!11!!!!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (tljrc)
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Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)
Prayers, sir. As always.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (bFu5X)
Blown margins? This close to Pride Month?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)
Ozempic is for you!
Posted by: Big Pharma at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Iona Traylor at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (ESVrU)
Finally, enough room to fully exoress my thoughts. Too much room actually.
Tom posted this on the last thread, interesting and I don't want it to go to waste.
182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)
Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.
Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (uq8Bc)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mama Celeste at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Canada MAID service at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)
Iran didn’t want dollars. Swiss francs, Euros, and Gold bullion bars.
Whatever became of the Ft. Knox audit, one wonders.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (kMjfk)
Posted by: Sir MargALot at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)
Keep those margins this wide and Lena Dunham may pop in to say, "Hi!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (ZztOS)
Posted by: NY Refugee at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)
182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)
Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.
Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (UA2di)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)
Damn it, Sponge, you beat me to it!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (bFu5X)
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Thank you. Much appreciated.
Personal issues, huh. So that's what the kids are calling it today.
May your path be smooth and serene.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)
Also willowed.
GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...
His entire bloodline needs adjusting.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)
I just thank our lucky stars that we have a functioning toilet!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (xG4kz)
Read the article and it was good. Honestly, it's nice to hear that the young pups are starting to come back to church.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (jstR0)
Posted by: Johnny at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (bFu5X)
Thank you Tom!
I brought it over too. I appreciated the thoughtful answer.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)
Routines are everything.
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
I see no surrender forthcoming and the American public is fickle… so maybe Trump oughta pick a specific day (don’t advertise) and just be done after that day. April 15 is as good as any other day. Pay your taxes, be done with Iran… pivot to domestic issues. You can still drop bombs in the background
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:28 AM (uq8Bc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (uq8Bc)
Still laying in a hospital bed with a gout outbreak. Getting better.
Think I like Harmeet Dillon at AG. Blanche seems too much of a deep stater.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (19SAM)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (7fNaw)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)
I see the same cast of characters listed on the other site, but is this the same as for AoS?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)
A crazy story out of Brazil concerns an Argentinian attorney being arrested for making racist gestures.
https://archive.is/iNEDR
Be careful out there!
Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (GPa4z)
The first person who begins posting extended quotes from Welsh literature here during our Universe's expansionary phase spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ufSfZ)
MP, someone in the last thread asked if you've seen an uptick in sales after Sarah's post on Insty.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
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Minor quibble.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
That's basically why we are in the Middle East debacle we are in right now--a foolish consistency in foreign diplomacy and expecting different results.
President Trump exploded all over that foolish consistency and dared to try something different.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Inogame at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (53oGX)
It's like our DU liaison in long-form rant.
This weekend had a particularly juicy offering of incoherent rage.
The usual sputtering about how Trump is everything evil, wrong and bad, etc., etc.
Blah blah blah.
But the amusing part was citing Trump "open the fuckin' Strait" as proof of his ... dementia.
I don't know what kind of 5th Degree Secret Internet Doctor you have to be to remote diagnose dementia.
But I do know that it'd be a pretty impressive--and hitherto unknown--species of dementia that saw the patient capable of writing topical, grammatically correct and lengthy posts to the internet.
LOL, but they all know he has dementia ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (2GVsD)
Turns out the mission won't orbit the Moon, but basically swing around it and come back. But it's doing that at an altitude over the lunar surface far greater than the Apollo missions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
S'up, MP4?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (bFu5X)
Not much. Getting some much needed writing done. The current chapter has gone in a direction I didn't expect, so that's nice.
We need to hit the range again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)
https://tinyurl.com/58694cps
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
---
Minor quibble.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
That's basically why we are in the Middle East debacle we are in right now--a foolish consistency in foreign diplomacy and expecting different results.
President Trump exploded all over that foolish consistency and dared to try something different.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)
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My favorite demotivating poster says, "Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a f___ up."
Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (GPa4z)
30?
I watch a few court video on youtube
Routine case
Guns charge Robbery etc
On parole 6X meaning his paroles are stacked on 6 more crimes.
Judge seems more perturbed than outraged.
I would be like
Bailiff whack his peepee
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (n17eQ)
A functioning sewage system is indeed a marvel of modern living.
Shame that in a multi-billion dollar effort, NASA failed to deliver. Put Toto as a sub on the next build, or go with SpaceX.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (FCPbW)
To me it looks like everything is proceeding on plan. Maybe a bit slower than I thought, but the Islamic Republic is clearly on borrowed time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)
I haven't checked. I should do that sometime today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (ufSfZ)
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)
But that doesn't fit my narrative and it's all about the narrative, isn't it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)
Is she a big blog? Roomy about the hips?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (xG4kz)
Well, Valarie Jarrett and Susan Rice, maybe.
But the thought of the propaganda value and humiliation of the US if Iran had captured either gave Obama his first erection in decades (that didn't involve a naked rent boy).
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (HXT0k)
There is no source of news that is not either being paid for Dem Operatives or being researched by Dem Operatives to try to turn them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (n17eQ)
We need to hit the range again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM
Nice. Glad things are working out well.
I'll be in Greece the first two weeks of May. Other than that, I'm around for some range time after this coming weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:36 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (n17eQ)
It's a great idea for a new show.......
Compost.....In.....SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Period. All "newz" is paid for by something. "non partisan" is "not possible".
Ever.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)
TOUSI reported that Trump has been arming them since January. So all the bullsh*t he's been spewing that is being interpreted by the media as negotiations with IRGC or Pakistan seems to be a smoke screen. If this turns out to be accurate I will never doubt the donald again.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Motivational Posters, Inc. at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Look, margins, you've been blown. Is this the "erection for four or more hours" that we're warned to tell doctors about?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (xG4kz)
Saw that as well... quite the claim, that is.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (19SAM)
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Yes me too.
A prayer for your complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
Thanks.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Webster Hubbell at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (3vrM2)
Remember this the next time they say it’s “not about confiscation.”
If someone in the Gov asked about your gun
its about confiscation
If a Pol goes on TV and says something about guns
its about confiscation
If a TV reporter talks about guns
its about confiscation
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (xG4kz)
I mean, I'm usually pretty raw around hour 2......
Posted by: The Margins at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
the return carriage to the
next line
maybe I’m getting the hang
of it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (UvXT3)
We can stand down the CVN battlegroups, the Marines, the 82nd Airborne and the B-2s at a date in the near future.
Leave a USAF expeditionary force of fighters, bombers and some A-10s. With a Combat Search and Rescue force. Keep whacking the moles.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:39 AM (NR6c1)
NASA’s Johnson Space Center Office Communications revealed that the food and drink menu aboard the Orion spacecraft is surprisingly diverse, comprising 189 unique items.
The menu includes hearty dishes like broccoli au gratin, barbecued beef brisket, and macaroni and cheese, as well as healthy sides like butternut squash, cauliflower, and couscous with nuts. Breakfast options include vegetable quiche, breakfast sausage, and granola with blueberries, and drink offerings include coffee, green tea, and even mango-peach smoothies. For dessert, the crew will be enjoying cookies, cakes, and plenty of chocolate.
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Bet the capsule stinks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:39 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
Don't tell rotten peter.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Glam Rock Garry at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)
Thai police at a checkpoint stopped a pickup truck to find the driver smelled of booze. And driver failed a breathalyzer.
What is the odd you say? The driver was actually a monk wearing a wig while his female passenger was toting his 9mm pistol in a shoulder bag. His monk robes were also found in the truck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (UvXT3)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (kvcnI)
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The Donald is already a
World-Historical figure imho.
As far as I am concerned,
He kept his promise. This
Alone is reason enough for me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)
the return carriage to the
next line
maybe I’m getting the hang
of it…"
Tap tap clickety click click tab DING
tappety tappety click click tap DING
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Webster Hubbell at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (3vrM2)
Damn you, autocorrect, for making that sound cutesy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (UvXT3)
stole weapons intended for the
Iranian people?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (UvXT3)
*****
Yes, he told that to Trey Yingst on FOX.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)
Low expectations:
The key to satisfaction.
Posted by: Motivational Posters, Inc. at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)
On the food thread yesterday, wine came with corks instead of boxes and someone had a problem with 250 pound liberal women...
At least I can be 50% satisfied....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (qgHp7)
Tousi TV had videos of IRGC security/militia forces in a car being ambushed by Iranian citizens.
This was a rural area, far from Tehran.
So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
Usually ace's MO, not J.J's.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
So winning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MARGINS ARE OUT OF CONTROL HERE TOO
Posted by: Ben Roethisberger at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
He kept his promise. This
Alone is reason enough for me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.
That kills any argument for socialism.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (kvcnI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:28 AM (uq8Bc)
That's not an option.
Recall what the media did with "Mission Accomplished." When we say we're done, we have to actually BE done.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (FmapG)
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I saw on X where Iranian patriots are lighting fires near regime missile sites, so the Friendlies know where to drop bombs
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: redridinghood
The Po-Jama People are boring me to pieces,
They make me feel like I am wasting my time,
They all got flannel up and down 'em,
A little trap door back around 'em,
And cozy little footies on their mind....
Posted by: FZ Lyrics at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
I’m already straining to read the font on my phone screen
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (uq8Bc)
Posted by: Anna Puma
**********
Just another manic Monk day.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)
All names of F-105 Thunderchiefs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
It was only a couple of months ago the military made one of the most impressive missions ever with the capture of Maduro and essentially taking Venezuela from the claws of the CCP and the mullahs. Then we got the Panama Canal back in western hands. Then Cuba imploded. And now the military is systematically taking down the terrorist regime that has been attacking us for 50 years while at the same time exposing NATO as a feckless, corrupt alliance that has long outlived its usefulness.
And all of this will have huge implications not just for foreign affairs but also domestic affairs. There is only one true super power in the world and for once we are finally acting like it. The world doesn't need a weak America. It needs exactly what we are seeing.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
That kills any argument for socialism.
Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)
So, rather than foster peace. the media and the Dems actions demand more death and destruction in Iran. All because they are unhinged from reality.
The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (g8Ew
Nowhere near as good as my money shot!
Posted by: Val Venis at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)
Maybe she didn't like Monk days.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
Which would explain the previous reports of them sending for a bunch of their bully-boys in Iraq to come to Iran to try and hold on to power.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)
Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk. They've demoted 10 senior officials including the guy responsible for the J20.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (kvcnI)
Just like North Vietnam after Tet saw the eradication of the Viet Cong in South Vietnam as an effective force.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
Real men (and women) are unbothered by expansive margins. Microscopic text, however, is a real concern.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
Why is this happening? The bishops do not know.
Well duh they are Bishops. Just about any leader once or twice removed from their mission have no fricking clue what is going on.
That is why over the years when I was in church I like the American Methodist or the American Baptist.
The Church was the local body of believers.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)
They were asked to get locations of their homes and cell phone numbers which were used to track them. After the 12-day war, Iran banned the remaining generals and scientists from carrying a cell phone, but defying logic, they allowed their guards to carry cellphones which were then used to track the generals and scientists.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (kvcnI)
Demoted ?LOL... Israel will likely de-live them....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (fQRW2)
Maybe she didn't like Monk days.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (dK+Kv)
She wished it were Funk Days.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (5vMyi)
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (FpHTM)
They were not aligned with the IRGC.
They were there to hamstring the IRGC's efforts to capture the American airman.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (5vMyi)
Xi is in a lot of trouble. He can trust neither the military nor industry. And he seems to be hated by the peasants in China.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
That's so much better gooderer....
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
==
https://is.gd/4eeZ3k
@realrabbilinda
Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭
At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.
America will lose.
8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026
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*waits for the retards to point out this was posted by a JOOO*
Posted by: MATH?! on THIS blog?!?!?! at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (9vFyc)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)
Dems plan for the future
tax it
regulate it
denounce it
ban it
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)
Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something.
The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned.
We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are.
Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard.
Most of all, the governments are totally different. The USA's convictions around core freedoms are on a scale we do not share.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump wins the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, and the Senate... a man who, in every other Western country, is held in open derision, if not contempt.
For these and other reasons, we are not the same.
Yet the West, including Australia, fully expect to rely on the USA for our very survival.
If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast.
So, you may ask - if we're not very aligned ideologically, then it must be that we bring something to the party militarily?
Well, no... actually... we don't matter that much militarily.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)
Wally Schirra, being an old Navy hand thought otherwise. He saw to it that Coffee was excluded at the NASA nutritionist office. After all, there is no caloric or nutritional value, they don’t need it either, then. Right?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (kMjfk)
Yep.
Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs and instead of reflecting on how more socialism made things worse they'll just say, still, but more socialism will solve them problem...we just didn't have enough!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (DoBxX)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (qgHp7)
That kills any argument for socialism.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (kvcnI)
Except it doesn't.
Because the argument for socialism is, and has always been, I want stuff and I want someone else to have to do what is needed for me to get it.
You could say that it kills the argument for fascism, which the left loves, sexually, even though they're too stupid to know that. Except that the argument for fascism is, and has always been, I'm smarter than you so do what I say.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)
She's a very mixed up chick.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (5vMyi)
In Europe it has become normal to jail people for saying things the government doesn't like.
They are in no way free
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)
Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭
At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.
America will lose.
8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026
Imagine being that f*cking stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
I note the gloom'n'doom patrol has now pivoted back to "ukrane and russia drones'n'stufff sooper outclasses anything USARMY is/has"
Funny, they are.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)
Is all this wide privilege foreshadowing a return of ... that guy ... on an ottoman?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
it be joke
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
His problems with the military and industry are due to his own policies.
The peasant hatred appears to be expanding to the middle class.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (kvcnI)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)
And then out of the other side of their mouth, they'll say that the point of Socialism is for the government to "wither away".
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)
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Sanctuary policies working just like they are supposed to work.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (5vMyi)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (kpS4V)
By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (NR6c1)
The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)
The left and the media have ALWAYS been the only hope of America's enemies. Because they are also America's enemies.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)
This person speaks truth.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.
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That is *always* the case - it's been a constant for more than half a century. It's the entire strategy of every single enemy:
"The Americans' military is too powerful for us to beat - but it's less powerful than their Leftists, and their Leftists are all on our side. Just keep the military engaged, even if the cost is terrible - eventually they will grind down the weak will of the fickle American public, and victory will be ours."
Thus far, it's worked every time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (fQRW2)
I note the gloom'n'doom patrol has now pivoted back to "ukrane and russia drones'n'stufff sooper outclasses anything USARMY is/has"
Funny, they are.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)
Tried Pen Testing China camera about 16 years ago.
Hard coded admin and pw
Running multiple web services
2 or 3 backdoop Ip addresses
etc
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (n9ltV)
She's a very mixed up chick.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (5vMyi)
That's a man, man.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)
Judges would have accepted blindfolds and cigs.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)
"Former CIA officer John Kiriakou pled guilty to repeatedly and unlawfully leaking the identities and classified operational roles of covert CIA officers to journalists.
The leaked identities reached the defense teams of terrorist detainees at Guantanamo Bay, who used them to secretly photograph a covert CIA officer and show those photographs to high-value terrorist detainees.
Seized emails later revealed he had disclosed information on dozens of CIA officers — far beyond what he was formally charged with.
He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison. Following his release, Kiriakou worked for Radio Sputnik and contributed to RT, both of which are part of the Russian state media apparatus."
Recently, he was a very special guest on Grandma Groyper's self alt-media podcast. Is starting to makes sense now? I hope it does.
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
This. Several even mentioned the Brit "stuff their mouths with gold" approach, and how that influenced their work....
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)
That's a man, man.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (dK+Kv)
Then she'll be thrown from a rooftop soon enough.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
@Osint613
Israeli Defense Minister Katz on the IRGC intelligence chief's death: "We will continue to hunt them one by one."
He added: "I warned that if they continue firing at civilians in Israel, we will strike and destroy Iranian national infrastructure."
https://tinyurl.com/4fw25smw
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (NR6c1)
Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare are $3 T
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
And the fun part is that once redistricting passes, every Congressional district in Virginia (save one) will be governed by the voters in Fairfax County.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (qgHp7)
Then it only makes sense we treat them like an actual enemy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (fQRW2)
I think the margins went on the Jenny Crank diet. Smoke a little crank and watch the lb's just fly away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
How low FFAX has fallen.
Sad, really. But hey, the diversity!
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)
It's Cloward-Piven all the way down.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (fZiTB)
·
28m
>>🚨 BREAKING: A 45-DAY CEASEFIRE plan that includes opening the Strait of Hormuz has been presented to the US and Iran by Egyptian, Pakistani and Turkish mediators
>>The UAE has also offered assistance to keep the Strait OPEN under the right deal
>>They're RUSHING to get peace because President Trump isn't bluffing about power plant-bridge day 🔥
>>Tuesday, 8PM!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (u82oZ)
I guess the social workers sent here to defuse this crisis did their duty.
You see, socialist solutions do work!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (qgHp7)
*sobs*
*runs from room*
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (7fNaw)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (fQRW2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
Yup. Or Niqab Nancy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (n9ltV)
See comment 72.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
Damn you, Doof.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)
Awwww!
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: MATH?! on THIS blog?!?!?! at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (9vFyc)
Universal Health Care kills valuable people to survive. Notice the no-load parasites get care, but grandmothers and older veterans are killed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)
The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.
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I have a solution.
Posted by: Gen Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
Posted by: muldoon_/i]
We only made them because all our pals here were making them, Mom!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (xG4kz)
I don't trust anyone but Elvis. And I keep him on a short leash.
But something has to give by tomorrow evening or Iran is going to get flattened.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (viF8m)
Anyways, good luck with that as people have pointed out above.
Pakistan has reportedly brokered a last-minute ceasefire framework dubbed the “Islamabad Accord” to prevent the total annihilation of the Iranian terror state.
According to Reuters, citing two sources familiar with the matter, both Washington and Tehran have now received the proposal, which calls for an immediate ceasefire, reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, and a short window to hammer out a permanent settlement.
Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Asim Munir, has reportedly been in round-the-clock meetings with US Vice President JD Vance, special envoy Steve Witkoff, and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi.
The proposed agreement follows a two-phase structure:
Phase 1: Immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz
Phase 2: 15–20 days of negotiations toward a broader peace deal
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)
But any launch of anything (even a spitball) means we destroy something big.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)
Phase 1: Immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz
Phase 2: 15–20 days of negotiations toward a broader peace deal
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)
So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
183 And, we're back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
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Ask and ye shall be answered...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
Posted by: Sponge
Especially on a cell phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)
Aircraft maintenance is probably needed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)
==
it's a million times easier for them now, they don't need to buy a newspaper anymore, all they need is a pakistani with a room full of cellphones, and a few loser podcasters
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (GD0B3)
But yeah, can't wait until tomorrow night! It'll be lit.
Hopefully.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Sco7b)
I like your plan. Sharks gotta eat, so this solves the media problem and feeds an apex predator, for Gaia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)
Please. They KNEW Reagan's brain was mashed potatoes, covered it up, and used him as a puppet. This is standard fare for Republicans.
Trump will never answer for his crimes. His lawyers are going to claim diminished capacity. He could basically do whatever the fuck he wants now.
His staff are literally walking around in shoes that don't fit because they're afraid to take them off. It was test, to see who would submit to his bullshit.
Pease stop posting articles about this or him being impeached. It’s going to take elections that give Democrats power, and even then the chances of him actually being removed from office will be almost zero.
Newsweek is NOT a reputable news organization or news website. It is a clickbait website designed to lure in unsuspecting liberals by blowing smoke up their asses and while in that altered state of conscious they are shown advertisements for things liberals buy.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)
So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)
No were in there does it tell the Iranian people to stop fighting.
It just says we won't move forward in blowing their infrastructure off the map.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)
Not really. They would not be a signatory to the deal so they would not be bound by it. It's always been on them to free themselves. A ceasefire could be the moment they're allowed to rise up as we'd no longer be bombing everything around them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
The wide jokes are funny again!
Please don't be my fault.
Please don't be my fault.
Please don't be my fault.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Sco7b)
I thought the margins were completely blown to the point they weren't coming back.
Death by oral......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)
This seems right on target.
Basically explains how the whole of Western Europe became Our Lousy Kid living in Our Basement But has a Hugely Annoying Superiority Complex in a quick compact form:
https://tinyurl.com/4xzky29n
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (3jICl)
It just says we won't move forward in blowing their infrastructure off the map.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
True, but if the Mullahs/Ayatollahs are allowed to continue "running" Iran they will go right back to seeking the bomb and terrorizing their people... Granted making the bomb will now be a bit harder...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (fQRW2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (3jICl)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2
No, I feel bad for them but I don't see this ending any other way.
Otherwise this drags on forever and ever,
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Won't anyone think of the morons?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhd3aan
Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (diia5)
It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
If only. More swinging, less talking.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (U7QMZ)
Things seem to be coming to a head here, if there was anytime to give the "GO" signal to the Iranian population...it's now....if they have some weapons. Can't say I blame the Kurds (if that story is true, maybe another Trump misdirection.) for keeping the guns.
Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (F2sSv)
True, but if the Mullahs/Ayatollahs are allowed to continue "running" Iran they will go right back to seeking the bomb and terrorizing their people... Granted making the bomb will now be a bit harder...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (fQRW2)
Valid, but I think the people will continue to fight and the mullahs days will still be numbered, even IF Trump agrees to let them stay in command.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/2f6m5m8t
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)
"It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (kJmLc)
Impressive for 29.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (2GVsD)
John Kiriakou also palled around with Bill Richardson and John Kerry and was a very left wing political type before and after his prison stint. He later trashed them both
His interview with Tucker Carlson was a skin-crawling experience, as are most of his YouTube tell-alls.
Ditto on the lock up for life solution.
Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (Y8DZL)
Should have Socked as Lilli von Schtupp
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (2GVsD)
He was too tired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhd3aan
Posted by: Gref
I saw a news article about that last night. They called it a small device.
No, an Apple iTag is a small device.
This was slightly smaller than a WWII walkie talkie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)
Yes! And we need to pull all our assets from the slimey limeys who are busily undermining us.
Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (kJmLc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (U7QMZ)
There's been a lot of spanking so far. This is the part where it's come down to "for the last damn time - that room better be clean, or I'm gonna peel the bacon off your back, boy!"
And I have no doubt he means it - he'll either get his demands, or shit's gonna get real in a hurry tomorrow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (5UTWB)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)
Keep those margins this wide and Lena Dunham may pop in to say, "Hi!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
If I stand next to this thread, I might look thinner!
https://tinyurl.com/yc5keywm
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (U7QMZ)
So, a commie nepo baby, basically.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
Posted by: Sponge
Especially on a cell phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (U7QMZ)
Whispers: "Use a laptop instead of a stupid phone".
Posted by: Confucius say at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I remember un-fondly the little knobs on the back of the black and white TV that you had to fiddle with to keep margin in line, as well as the one that kept flipping the screen up or down.
Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Y8DZL)
Security lines extremely short. TSA workers pleasant!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (OW907)
Lady I know wmis an Indian from Suriname who said " never trust a Paki , shake your hand with one hand, stick a knife in your back with the other"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (19SAM)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (OW907)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)
-- AoSHQ
Birdbath status: just refilled, still being enjoyed by the local bluejays, spotted towees, robins, junkos, chicadees and more!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (T0ulU)
All over some onions in her burger
https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)
Like Ray said, assholes exist because you let them.
Fry basket upside the head and dat bish stops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)
--------
SatCom
Nothing small about them. The original Iridium satphone was pretty big because of the antenna and related stuff to make it work.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (AkEZC)
I thought that was Wayne Newton...
------------
I thought it was Ferris Bueller.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)
As long as it's not an ottoman...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (T0ulU)
Don't tease me.......
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
What none of them can say, and all of them pretend to not understand, is that "praise be to allah" translated to American is "fuck your puny fake-ass homo god--he didn't do shit, can't do shit, 'cause he is shit. Just like you."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (kJmLc)
Fry basket upside the head and dat bish stops."
This. Some faces just need a good punch.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)
KISS. It was a golden BB moment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)
Yup.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (T0ulU)
And the thread becomes about Hasan Piker. Shocking.
Posted by: Anna Puma
!!! (whimpers, cowers on bed)
Posted by: Kaya at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (JCZqz)
@EndWokeness
All over some onions in her burger
https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)
Something fatigue is a real thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (lZt8q)
Clowns to left, jokers to the right....
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223
Whispers: "Use a laptop instead of a stupid phone".
Posted by: Confucius
Can't.
Work has blocked AoSHQ.
Their laptop, their rules.
My phone, my rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (U7QMZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)
something something monkey something something something jungle.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
"The real motives of liberals have nothing to do with the welfare of other people. Instead, they have two related goals - to establish themselves as morally and intellectually superior to the rather distasteful population of common people, and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
how they must live their lives."
-Thomas Sowell
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (Nx5jP)
The Internet's always been an Insanity Generator.
But, now it's more efficient.
https://tinyurl.com/4fnp8vjv
Progress!
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Well, when mommy COB and daddy COB love ... tequila very much....
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)
@EndWokeness
All over some onions in her burger
https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)
It is confused as it does not understand how the food is made and it responds with violence due to low IQ fight or flee behavior.
Posted by: Dr. Frazier Crane at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (3vrM2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (OW907)
No. We need to nuke AI from orbit, just to be sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Just for kicks and giggles, behold Thomas Edison's 1901 stag film:
https://archive.org/details/TrapezeStripper
Safe for work.
Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)
As I understand it, according to Islam, everything happens in accordance with the will of Allah. So, all these dead Iranian leaders died because that's what Allah wants. Frankly, fighting against their fate demonstrates a lack of faith. They're apostates.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)
how they must live their lives."
This is part of it but should be called out as well...and to get as rich as possible doing as little work as possible
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)
Whether they get that deal is up to them. We want it. If they don't, so be it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune
So let's bungle in the jungle?
Posted by: Jethro Tull at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (JCZqz)
I'm standing in the middle of life with my plans behind me
Well, I got a smile for everyone I meet
As long as you don't try dragging my bay
Or dropping the bomb on my street
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)
The more you pay
My WIDE lines go a long way
Either up your nose
Or through your vein
With nothin' to gain, except killin' your brain
Freeze
Rock
Freeze
Rock
Freeze
Rock
Freeze
Rock
(Blow)
(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby
And don't ever come down
Posted by: Grandmaster Flash at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (OW907)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)
Link broken
Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (U7QMZ)
---
I had to recently explain to someone, watching a video of one chimping out on some white girl, who lamented "why doesn't she hit back?!":
While you see her hitting that girl, what you don't see is the pack of black girls behind her, and likely a few boys, who will instantly jump in and start beating on her if she dares swing back.
It's a humiliation ritual of power.
And the whole tribe will join to ensure the other tribe is humiliated.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (lZt8q)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)
A young girl's dreams no longer hollow
It takes the shape of a place out West
But what it holds for her, she hasn't yet guessed
She needs wide open spaces
Room to make her big mistakes
She needs new faces
She knows the high stakes
Posted by: Dixie Chunks at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (Suwql)
Ah, those glorious days of marching texts and blinking margins.
Gone, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (u82oZ)
how they must live their lives."
-Thomas Sowell
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (Nx5jP)
================
The lefties are too smug to learn from Sowell.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (T0ulU)
Attempt no fixes here.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)
Yes. At this point, best well enough left alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)
https://archive.org/details/TrapezeStripper
Safe for work.
Posted by: Auspex
Hey, the kids think something from the archives is cool, and it's now in public domain!!! Let reboot it, but make her a trans black woman, who leaps from the trapeze and beats up the old white men exploiting her!!!
Posted by: Hollywood Execs at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Just want to take this opportunity to point out that we've had neither boxes in boxes nor blue comment text yet this morning.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)
Khademi was one of the IRGC’s most senior commanders and had accumulated extensive experience over many years.
----
not quite enough, it would seem
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)
And the fun part is that once redistricting passes, every Congressional district in Virginia (save one) will be governed by the voters in Fairfax County.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (FmapG)
Fairfax County would run 5 out of 11. Which is still ridiculous, but lets' keep it factual here.
I mean, we still do have Richmond in the state, which carries the D...and usually the Charlottesville area (UVA land) that carries another...and of course, Arlington carrying its own always...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (5UTWB)
LOL!
Love the ones that are like: Here's a toothpaste hack - squeeze it from the BOTTOM! Genius!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (Suwql)
I loved that clip of Marco speaking at the meeting of Latin American Leaders, where he tells Trump he's going to repeat his remarks in Spanish and he doesn't need the interpreter.
Add yet another job for Marco: He's his own interpreter.
Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (2GVsD)
Just can't leave well enough alone, can we now?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (bFu5X)
And you know who's really in their 29s,
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (OW907)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (OW907)
Don't give J J any new ideas.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Rubio needs to send ALL the babies of America-hating tyrants back home.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM
Guilty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Smart Military Blog, this is.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)
I had to do it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (lZt8q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wacky Willy at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)
Yes!
ANd dressed as an astronaut holding a plunger.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (kvcnI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (OW907)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)
https://tinyurl.com/37fhkn63
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (T0ulU)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)
Can't drink all day if you don't start early.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (XuXeR)
I mean, we still do have Richmond in the state, which carries the D...and usually the Charlottesville area (UVA land) that carries another...and of course, Arlington carrying its own always...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (tOcjL)
It was my understanding that pieces of Fairfax would be in every district but one.
Thanks.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (FmapG)
No time limitations on Bloody Marys.
Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (diia5)
Providing intelligence to a terrorist state. Say, wouldn't it be a shame of the Chechnyan rebels all of a sudden had intel on vulnerabilities of Russian military installations there? I'm sure Russia would be more than flummoxed if that happened. Dangerous game to play, Vlady. Go F*ck yourself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (ynpvh)
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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)