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Sunday Morning Book Thread - 4-5-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]

Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (published by Big Penguin. Seriously.) Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(cuteness quotient is off the charts.)
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, unwrap a chocolate Easter bunny, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
8So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell the disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."
Matthew 28:8-10 (NIV)
WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD!
If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time, then know that the following contains massive spoilers. You may want to skip over thie section of the Sunday Morning Book Thread. Of course, if you want to read on, feel free to do so. The story is very much worth re-reading, so I hope the spoilers will not interfere with your enjoyment of the story.
WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
At the end of the film adaptation of The Return of the King, three Eagles swoop down from out of nowhere to rescue Sam and Frodo from the slopes of Mount Doom as it spews out lava and ash after the One Ring has been destroyed.
A common critique of the film is that if the Eagles could have rescued Frodo and Sam, they could also have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, thus cutting the story short and simplifying the plot.
This thought was in my mind as I read both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings recently, as I believe I discovered ample textual evidence to support the assertion that the Eagles could NOT have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, even though neither the text nor Tolkien himself explicitly make that claim.
1. The Eagles are not concerned with the affairs of other races.
In The Hobbit, the narrator gives some background information on the Eagles, explaining that they are not terribly concerned with the affairs of other races, preferring to keep to themselves in their aeries in the Misty Mountains. They stayed away from the realms of men for practical reasons--men tended to shoot first and ask questions later when Eagles snatched their livestock. When the Eagles rescue Thorin and Company from goblins in the Misty Mountains, Gandalf attempts to persuade the Eagles to take them closer to the Lonely Mountain and is met with this response:
The Lord of the Eagles would not take them anywhere near where men lived. "They would shoot at us with their great bows of yew," he said, "for they would think we were after their sheep. And at other times they would be right. No! We are glad to cheat goblins of their sport, but we will not risk ourselves for dwarves in the southern plains."
"Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit
It's doubtful that the Eagles would see the need to carry a tiny trinket like the One Ring to Mount Doom. It's simply not a part of their world.
Mordor was crawling with Orcs, Goblins, Men, and other nasty beings who would gladly shoot down any Eagle attempting to penetrate their defenses. Sauron even had flying defenders in the form of "fell beasts" that later served as mounts for the Nazgúl.
2. Secrecy was of primary importance.
Above all, the One Ring had to be carried to Mordor in secret. That meant the Enemy had to be fooled. Eagles tend to stand out. Especially when Eagles are found in territory where they don't belong. And not all Eagles are good. Many of them could, in fact, be spies for the Enemy.
Eagles are not kindly birds. Some are cowardly and cruel.
"Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit
It's made quite clear that Sauron has many, many flying spies between Mordor and the Misty Mountains. The Fellowship has to hide from such spies more than once on their travels through Eregion.
During their trip down the Anduin, both Legolas and Aragorn make note of an Eagle flying high and they wonder on whose side the Eagle might belong.
There were many birds about the cliffs and the rock chimneys, and all day high in the air flocks of birds had been circling, black against the pale sky. As they lay in their camp that day Aragon watched the flights doubtfully, wondering if Gollum had been doing some mischief and the news of their voyage was now moving in the wilderness. Later as the sun was setting, and the Company was stirring and getting ready to start again, he described a dark spot against a fading light: a great bird high and far off, now wheeling, now flying on slowly southwards.
"What is that, Legolas?" he asked, pointing to the northern sky. "Is it, I think, an eagle?"
"Yes," said Legolas. "It is an eagle, a hunting eagle. I wonder what that forebodes. It is far from the mountains."
"The Great River," The Fellowship of the Ring
Both of them are suspicious of seeing an Eagle so far from its natural habitat. They are also paranoid about Gollum's mischief and they know that the far side of the River Anduin is crawling with orcs and goblins.
3. The One Ring would lose itself if in custody of the Eagles
One of the abilities of the One Ring is to find itself a new possessor. It has a habit of losing itself when it becomes tired or bored of its current possessor.
Giving the One Ring to the Eagles is risky for a couple of reasons. First, as mentioned earlier, the Eagles would not truly understand the need to destroy the One Ring, so the One Ring can use that to slip away from the Eagles as they will not pay much attention to it. Second, the One Ring could use its influence to persuade them to drop it somewhere else. The Eagles would probably not care which volcano they dropped it into.
Dropping the One Ring in the wilderness means there's a high probability that the One Ring could be found by one of Sauron's many, many flying spies, many of whom would be attracted to a shiny bauble like the One Ring. From there, it's easy to fly the One Ring back to Mordor to its Master's hand.
4. The One Ring could exert a more dangerous power over the Eagles
The Great Eagles are creatures of tremendous power. Gwaihir the Wind Lord is the mightiest of them all, wise and powerful beyond all other flying creatures.
For him, the One Ring is even more dangerous, as explained by Elrond:
"Its strength, Boromir, is too great for anyone to wield at will, save only those who have a great power of their own. But for them it holds an even deadlier peril. The very desire of it corrupts the heart. Consider Saruman. If any of the Wise should with this Ring overthrow the Lord of Mordor, using his own arts, he would then set himself on Sauron's throne, and yet another Dark Lord would appear."
"The Council of Elrond," The Fellowship of the Ring
Elrond's point is made crystal clear when Frodo offers to give the One Ring to Galadriel. She very nearly succumbs to temptation, but recognizes the test for what it is, and is able to resist the desire to claim the One Ring for herself. If the One Ring can nearly seduce the wisest being in Middle-Earth in the very heart of her domain, her seat of power, what might it do to an Eagle, a creature that is basically defined by the word "pride?"
Any Eagle that possessed the One Ring runs the very real risk of being seduced by the power it offers.
The power of the One Ring is quite subtle and widespread. Saruman never came within a hundred miles of the One Ring and yet he was seduced by it simply by knowing its lore. Although his interactions with Sauron through the palantir probably didn't help.
5. The role of prophecy and destiny
The fate of the One Ring was tied up with multiple destinies. Frodo's is the most obvious, but Sam, Gollum, Aragorn, and even Gandalf all had their own fates woven into the fate of the One Ring.
Both Aragorn and Gandalf had to experience their own hero's journey during this adventure.
Gandalf the Grey was fated to die and be reborn as Mithrandir, or Gandalf the White, to replace Saruman as the leader of the Wise.
Aragorn's destiny was to return to Gondor to claim his birthright, but before that time he had to establish that he was worthy of being the king that Gondor needed. "The hands of the king are the hands of a healer." (The Return of the King) Aragorn had to develop his own strengths and demonstrate his leadership potential through his actions across Rohan and Gondor. In order to accomplish that task, he needed the time afforded to him by the journey of the One Ring towards Mount Doom.
Gollum's fate was sealed when he attempted to snatch the One Ring from Frodo. At that point, Frodo wielded the influence of the One Ring against another creature, thus sealing his own doom and failing the Quest.
"Down, down!" he [Frodo] gasped, clutching his hand to his breast, so that beneath the cover of the leather shirt he clasped the Ring. "Down, you creeping thing, and out of my path! Your time is at an end. You cannot betray me or slay me now."
Then suddenly, as before under the eaves of the Emyn Muil, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision. A crouching shape, scarcely more than a shadow of a living thing, ruined and defeated, yet filled with a hideous lust and rage; and before it stood stern, untouchable now by pity, a figure robed in white, but at its breast it held a wheel of fire. Out of the fire spoke a commanding voice.
"Begone and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fires of Doom."
"Mount Doom," The Return of the King
This is the moment when the Ring is truly destroyed, as Gollum was commanded by the Ringbearer to fulfil a task, and nothing in Middle-Earth, save perhaps Sauron himself, would be able to countermand that order.
Had the Ring been carried by an Eagle, none of this would have occurred, and Middle-Earth would be doomed.
Destroying the One Ring was not the task that was appointed to the Eagles. That task was for Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Hobbits. In an early chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf notes that there are far greater powers than he and Sauron that are moving in the world, and that Frodo's actions and decisions are being guided by such powers, whether he knows it or not.
"Beyond that there was something else at work, beyond any design of the Ring-maker. I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you were also meant to have it. And that may be an encouraging thought."
"The Shadow of the Past," The Fellowship of the Ring
Final question...if the Eagles couldn't fly the Ring to Mordor, then why were they able to fly in and rescue Frodo and Sam?
I leave that as an exercise for the reader, because that question is also answered directly in the text.
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MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest, suspicion of outsiders, and the Wilson administration's attack on "seditious" speech. The new flu strain is fast-acting and vicious and nobody knows how long they have to wait until it manifests in the body. Masking and social distancing are required in the cities. Business and transportation grind to a halt from both the draft and illness claiming workers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 29, 2026 09:27 AM (kpS4V)
Comment: In hindsight, it can appear to be a prescient novel, but I think it's more that the author has a firm understanding of human nature and demonstrates that knowledge throughout the story. I read C.S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength (1946) at the height of the COVID epidemic in early 2021. I was disturbed at how "prescient" that story was in relation to the COVID pandemic, but again it was mostly because Lewis understood man's fallen nature and was able to tell a gripping story because of his deep insights.
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I've been reading Wardrobes and Rings: Through Lenten Lands with the Inklings. It is a devotional, each brief chapter relating a passage from one of the Inklings, mostly Lewis and Tolkien, that can lead to an appreciation of the Lenten season and its meaning. The chapters were written variously by Malcolm Guite, Julia Golding, and Simon Horobin.
I find it refreshing both for the connections I hadn't considered and for the approach. Lent isn't simply a time to deprive yourself of some pleasure as a punishment or penance. The focus is more on eliminating distractions to better contemplate the life and lessons of Christ leading to renewal of life on Easter.
I'm not trying to make a religious statement or start a debate. Just describing the book.
Posted by: JTB at March 29, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)
Comment: That's actually a great point about eliminating distractions. We are consumed by distractions in the physical world. We have entertainment on demand 24/7. We have endless ways of finding diversions to pass the time. But I do think we benefit greatly when we can tune out those distractions and focus in on what's truly important to us, whatever that might be.
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I'm currently 3/4 of the way through Victor Davis Hanson's A War Like No Other, the tale of the Peloponnesian Wars (Athens & allies vs. Sparta and its allies). Fifth-century Greece, only a couple of decades past the more famous wars with the Persian Empire. Hanson does not give us a plodding year-by-year chronology of the war. Instead, his sections focus on elements that proved important in the war, like "Fire," "Disease" (the big plague in Athens early in the war), "Armor," "Walls," and "Horses." He also focuses on the lessons the Greeks learned, and that we can learn, from the war. Not exactly light reading; it requires attention; but it's not dense, not a slog to get through at all.
I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
Comment: I have this book somewhere in my garage, I think (I moved my nonfiction books out there to make more room in the house for my fiction books). I may have to dig it back up again.
MORE MORON RECOMMENDATIONS CAN BE FOUND HERE: AoSHQ - Book Thread Recommendations
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WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED RECENTLY
I enjoy F. Paul Wilson's writing style, so I ordered a few more of his books:
- The Hidden Book 1 - The Upwelling by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.
- The Hidden Book 2 - Lexie by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.
- Midnight Mass by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.
WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY
The journey through F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World continues. Like The Dresden Files, these books move fast. I can blaze through a book in a day or two because Wilson just keeps the pace moving quickly, but it never feel so rushed that you can't enjoy the story.
Repairman Jack Book 2 - Legacies by F. Paul Wilson

The Tomb introduced the character of Repairman Jack, but Legacies is really where F. Paul Wilson fleshes out the character. It was written 14 years after The Tomb, so Wilson had a lot of time to think about how he'd write an ongoing series with a central main character. Legacies has one of Jack's all-time great "fixes" in it is as well. A thug steals Christmas toys from a clinic that provides medical care and treatment to babies born addicted to drugs, as well as those born with AIDS. Jack is hired to retrieve the toys. What does he do? He dressed up like Santa Claus, tracks down the lowlife scum, and proceeds to beat the dude to within an inch of his life, all while chastising him for being naughty. The toys are returned, the criminal goes to jail, and Jack's legendary approach to fixing problems is born.
Oh, he's also tasked with unraveling a mystery involving Nikola Tesla that threatens the global economy. Unlike later novels, this one has relatively little to do with the "Otherness," an alien cosmic entity that threatens to overtake the Earth, but there are hints that Tesla's activities may be related in some fashion. This is explored in much more depth in the novella Wardenclyffe.
Repairman Jack Book 3 - Conspiracies by F. Paul Wilson

Jack is hired to find a man's wife who had disappeared. She claimed to have found the truth behind all of the conspiracy theories, a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, if you will. Jack goes undercover at a convention of conspiracy kooks, nuts, and whackjobs to track her down. The truth he discovers is far darker and more dangerous than anyone thought, as the convention is being organized by the agent of the "Otherness" to stimulate a psychic storm that will open a portal and allow the Otherness to bleed through to our side. Or something like that.
This is where Jack's destiny is laid out and he meets his enemy for the first time.
Repairman Jack Book 4 - All the Rage by F. Paul Wilson

A mysterious new designer drug has hit the streets, causing ordinary people to burst into violent rage with little to no provocation. The drug has one very peculiar property: every 29 days or so, it becomes inert. All copies of the formula for the drug change. All memories of the drug also change. It defies the laws of physics. Jack is hired to find the source of the drug. In his investigations, he discovers that the source is one of his worst nightmares...
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
I took a break from Repairman Jack to re-read The Hobbit as part of the "Tolkien Reading Day" challenge ace issued on March 25. I did manage to finish the whole book in one day. It's less than 300 pages and a fairly quick read.
I was surprised to discover how much of the story is told through expository prose. There's very little dialogue between characters. It's clear that the dwarves don't think too highly of Bilbo Baggins even as he's rescuing them from danger more than once. It's something of a miracle the dwarves survived to make it to Lonely Mountain as they should have been killed for their foolishness multiple times.
I was also surprised to find out that the Eagles who show up at the end do NOT provide the decisive advantage against the Goblins and Warg armies attacking the Elves, Men, and Dwarves (and one Hobbit!). Instead, that honor belongs to another who shows up in the nick of time.
The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

I've read this book numerous times. It still packs a powerful emotional punch at the end. It's just a great, great story and I'm glad I re-read it.
Although Tolkien explicitly rejected that it was an allegory of Christian faith, it's hard not to see it woven throughout the story. Frodo Baggins, who failed in his quest and gave in to temptation, is nevertheless redeemed in the end, forgiven for all his failings by being allowed to travel to Valinor, one of a very, very small number of non-Elven guests of that blessed realm, where all his wounds will finally be healed. If that's not a Christian message, I don't know what to say.
Repairman Jack Book 5 - Hosts by F. Paul Wilson

And we're back with Repairman Jack. Jack is contacted by his sister Kate, whom he hasn't seen in over a decade and a half. She's frantic because her lover Janelle is behaving strangely after undergoing a radical new treatment for brain cancer. Jack find out that the source of the treatment is a virus that's been tainted by Otherness and its goal is to bring all mankind into Unity. Sounds good until you read the fine print...
Repairman Jack Book 6 - The Haunted Air by F. Paul Wilson

Jack has had a colorful past. For a short period of time he served as an assistant to a fake psychic. The skills he learned during that time serve him well when he's hired by a couple of fake psychics who start experiencing some REAL psychic phenomenon in their house. It turns out that the home once belonged to a serial killer who was performing dark rituals in his basement in an attempt to achieve immortality/invulnerability. Now one of the spirits of the sacrifices--a little girl--has been awakened and she is not happy...
Repairman Jack Book 7 - Gateways by F. Paul Wilson

Jack's father is in a coma down in Florida as a result of a hit-and-run "accident." As usual, the truth of what's going on down there is more complicated. Jack travels down to Florida, where he meets one of the strangest women he's ever met, who claims to be "his mother" even though Jack's mother died fifteen years ago. She also has a little dog, named "Oyv" (Irv), which raises all sorts of red flags for Jack because he keeps meeting women accompanied by dogs who have dire warning for Jack.
Gateways has strong ties to another of Wilson's short stories set within the Secret History of the World: "Pine Barrens" as the phenomenon that is described in that short story is also present in the Everglades and is being leveraged by a clan of inbred mutants to harness power for themselves, led by the twisted, deranged Semerlee, who sees Jack as belonging to her.
Repairman Jack Book 8 - Crisscross by F. Paul Wilson

Jack dives into the Dormentalist cult--excuse me, "religion." It's quite obviously a thinly-disguised version of Scientology, with a very similar background and belief system. It also has very strong ties to the Otherness. So now Jack has to find a way to extract a member of the cult and return him to his mother, who's worried about him. Meanwhile, Jack's other major task is dealing with a blackmailing scumbag he's dealt with before. Jack has been told many times now that there are no more coincidences in his life, so what's the connection between this blackmailer and his other case?
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