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Sunday Morning Book Thread - 4-5-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]


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Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (published by Big Penguin. Seriously.) Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(cuteness quotient is off the charts.)

So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, unwrap a chocolate Easter bunny, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?


8So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell the disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

Matthew 28:8-10 (NIV)


WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR

MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD!

If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time, then know that the following contains massive spoilers. You may want to skip over thie section of the Sunday Morning Book Thread. Of course, if you want to read on, feel free to do so. The story is very much worth re-reading, so I hope the spoilers will not interfere with your enjoyment of the story.




At the end of the film adaptation of The Return of the King, three Eagles swoop down from out of nowhere to rescue Sam and Frodo from the slopes of Mount Doom as it spews out lava and ash after the One Ring has been destroyed.

A common critique of the film is that if the Eagles could have rescued Frodo and Sam, they could also have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, thus cutting the story short and simplifying the plot.

This thought was in my mind as I read both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings recently, as I believe I discovered ample textual evidence to support the assertion that the Eagles could NOT have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, even though neither the text nor Tolkien himself explicitly make that claim.

1. The Eagles are not concerned with the affairs of other races.

In The Hobbit, the narrator gives some background information on the Eagles, explaining that they are not terribly concerned with the affairs of other races, preferring to keep to themselves in their aeries in the Misty Mountains. They stayed away from the realms of men for practical reasons--men tended to shoot first and ask questions later when Eagles snatched their livestock. When the Eagles rescue Thorin and Company from goblins in the Misty Mountains, Gandalf attempts to persuade the Eagles to take them closer to the Lonely Mountain and is met with this response:


The Lord of the Eagles would not take them anywhere near where men lived. "They would shoot at us with their great bows of yew," he said, "for they would think we were after their sheep. And at other times they would be right. No! We are glad to cheat goblins of their sport, but we will not risk ourselves for dwarves in the southern plains."

"Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit

It's doubtful that the Eagles would see the need to carry a tiny trinket like the One Ring to Mount Doom. It's simply not a part of their world.

Mordor was crawling with Orcs, Goblins, Men, and other nasty beings who would gladly shoot down any Eagle attempting to penetrate their defenses. Sauron even had flying defenders in the form of "fell beasts" that later served as mounts for the Nazgúl.

2. Secrecy was of primary importance.

Above all, the One Ring had to be carried to Mordor in secret. That meant the Enemy had to be fooled. Eagles tend to stand out. Especially when Eagles are found in territory where they don't belong. And not all Eagles are good. Many of them could, in fact, be spies for the Enemy.


Eagles are not kindly birds. Some are cowardly and cruel.

"Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit

It's made quite clear that Sauron has many, many flying spies between Mordor and the Misty Mountains. The Fellowship has to hide from such spies more than once on their travels through Eregion.

During their trip down the Anduin, both Legolas and Aragorn make note of an Eagle flying high and they wonder on whose side the Eagle might belong.


There were many birds about the cliffs and the rock chimneys, and all day high in the air flocks of birds had been circling, black against the pale sky. As they lay in their camp that day Aragon watched the flights doubtfully, wondering if Gollum had been doing some mischief and the news of their voyage was now moving in the wilderness. Later as the sun was setting, and the Company was stirring and getting ready to start again, he described a dark spot against a fading light: a great bird high and far off, now wheeling, now flying on slowly southwards.

"What is that, Legolas?" he asked, pointing to the northern sky. "Is it, I think, an eagle?"

"Yes," said Legolas. "It is an eagle, a hunting eagle. I wonder what that forebodes. It is far from the mountains."

"The Great River," The Fellowship of the Ring

Both of them are suspicious of seeing an Eagle so far from its natural habitat. They are also paranoid about Gollum's mischief and they know that the far side of the River Anduin is crawling with orcs and goblins.

3. The One Ring would lose itself if in custody of the Eagles

One of the abilities of the One Ring is to find itself a new possessor. It has a habit of losing itself when it becomes tired or bored of its current possessor.

Giving the One Ring to the Eagles is risky for a couple of reasons. First, as mentioned earlier, the Eagles would not truly understand the need to destroy the One Ring, so the One Ring can use that to slip away from the Eagles as they will not pay much attention to it. Second, the One Ring could use its influence to persuade them to drop it somewhere else. The Eagles would probably not care which volcano they dropped it into.

Dropping the One Ring in the wilderness means there's a high probability that the One Ring could be found by one of Sauron's many, many flying spies, many of whom would be attracted to a shiny bauble like the One Ring. From there, it's easy to fly the One Ring back to Mordor to its Master's hand.

4. The One Ring could exert a more dangerous power over the Eagles

The Great Eagles are creatures of tremendous power. Gwaihir the Wind Lord is the mightiest of them all, wise and powerful beyond all other flying creatures.

For him, the One Ring is even more dangerous, as explained by Elrond:


"Its strength, Boromir, is too great for anyone to wield at will, save only those who have a great power of their own. But for them it holds an even deadlier peril. The very desire of it corrupts the heart. Consider Saruman. If any of the Wise should with this Ring overthrow the Lord of Mordor, using his own arts, he would then set himself on Sauron's throne, and yet another Dark Lord would appear."

"The Council of Elrond," The Fellowship of the Ring

Elrond's point is made crystal clear when Frodo offers to give the One Ring to Galadriel. She very nearly succumbs to temptation, but recognizes the test for what it is, and is able to resist the desire to claim the One Ring for herself. If the One Ring can nearly seduce the wisest being in Middle-Earth in the very heart of her domain, her seat of power, what might it do to an Eagle, a creature that is basically defined by the word "pride?"

Any Eagle that possessed the One Ring runs the very real risk of being seduced by the power it offers.

The power of the One Ring is quite subtle and widespread. Saruman never came within a hundred miles of the One Ring and yet he was seduced by it simply by knowing its lore. Although his interactions with Sauron through the palantir probably didn't help.

5. The role of prophecy and destiny

The fate of the One Ring was tied up with multiple destinies. Frodo's is the most obvious, but Sam, Gollum, Aragorn, and even Gandalf all had their own fates woven into the fate of the One Ring.

Both Aragorn and Gandalf had to experience their own hero's journey during this adventure.

Gandalf the Grey was fated to die and be reborn as Mithrandir, or Gandalf the White, to replace Saruman as the leader of the Wise.

Aragorn's destiny was to return to Gondor to claim his birthright, but before that time he had to establish that he was worthy of being the king that Gondor needed. "The hands of the king are the hands of a healer." (The Return of the King) Aragorn had to develop his own strengths and demonstrate his leadership potential through his actions across Rohan and Gondor. In order to accomplish that task, he needed the time afforded to him by the journey of the One Ring towards Mount Doom.

Gollum's fate was sealed when he attempted to snatch the One Ring from Frodo. At that point, Frodo wielded the influence of the One Ring against another creature, thus sealing his own doom and failing the Quest.


"Down, down!" he [Frodo] gasped, clutching his hand to his breast, so that beneath the cover of the leather shirt he clasped the Ring. "Down, you creeping thing, and out of my path! Your time is at an end. You cannot betray me or slay me now."

Then suddenly, as before under the eaves of the Emyn Muil, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision. A crouching shape, scarcely more than a shadow of a living thing, ruined and defeated, yet filled with a hideous lust and rage; and before it stood stern, untouchable now by pity, a figure robed in white, but at its breast it held a wheel of fire. Out of the fire spoke a commanding voice.

"Begone and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fires of Doom."

"Mount Doom," The Return of the King

This is the moment when the Ring is truly destroyed, as Gollum was commanded by the Ringbearer to fulfil a task, and nothing in Middle-Earth, save perhaps Sauron himself, would be able to countermand that order.

Had the Ring been carried by an Eagle, none of this would have occurred, and Middle-Earth would be doomed.

Destroying the One Ring was not the task that was appointed to the Eagles. That task was for Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Hobbits. In an early chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf notes that there are far greater powers than he and Sauron that are moving in the world, and that Frodo's actions and decisions are being guided by such powers, whether he knows it or not.


"Beyond that there was something else at work, beyond any design of the Ring-maker. I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you were also meant to have it. And that may be an encouraging thought."

"The Shadow of the Past," The Fellowship of the Ring

Final question...if the Eagles couldn't fly the Ring to Mordor, then why were they able to fly in and rescue Frodo and Sam?

I leave that as an exercise for the reader, because that question is also answered directly in the text.


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MORON RECOMMENDATIONS


My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest, suspicion of outsiders, and the Wilson administration's attack on "seditious" speech. The new flu strain is fast-acting and vicious and nobody knows how long they have to wait until it manifests in the body. Masking and social distancing are required in the cities. Business and transportation grind to a halt from both the draft and illness claiming workers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 29, 2026 09:27 AM (kpS4V)

Comment: In hindsight, it can appear to be a prescient novel, but I think it's more that the author has a firm understanding of human nature and demonstrates that knowledge throughout the story. I read C.S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength (1946) at the height of the COVID epidemic in early 2021. I was disturbed at how "prescient" that story was in relation to the COVID pandemic, but again it was mostly because Lewis understood man's fallen nature and was able to tell a gripping story because of his deep insights.

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I've been reading Wardrobes and Rings: Through Lenten Lands with the Inklings. It is a devotional, each brief chapter relating a passage from one of the Inklings, mostly Lewis and Tolkien, that can lead to an appreciation of the Lenten season and its meaning. The chapters were written variously by Malcolm Guite, Julia Golding, and Simon Horobin.

I find it refreshing both for the connections I hadn't considered and for the approach. Lent isn't simply a time to deprive yourself of some pleasure as a punishment or penance. The focus is more on eliminating distractions to better contemplate the life and lessons of Christ leading to renewal of life on Easter.

I'm not trying to make a religious statement or start a debate. Just describing the book.

Posted by: JTB at March 29, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

Comment: That's actually a great point about eliminating distractions. We are consumed by distractions in the physical world. We have entertainment on demand 24/7. We have endless ways of finding diversions to pass the time. But I do think we benefit greatly when we can tune out those distractions and focus in on what's truly important to us, whatever that might be.

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I'm currently 3/4 of the way through Victor Davis Hanson's A War Like No Other, the tale of the Peloponnesian Wars (Athens & allies vs. Sparta and its allies). Fifth-century Greece, only a couple of decades past the more famous wars with the Persian Empire. Hanson does not give us a plodding year-by-year chronology of the war. Instead, his sections focus on elements that proved important in the war, like "Fire," "Disease" (the big plague in Athens early in the war), "Armor," "Walls," and "Horses." He also focuses on the lessons the Greeks learned, and that we can learn, from the war. Not exactly light reading; it requires attention; but it's not dense, not a slog to get through at all.

I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

Comment: I have this book somewhere in my garage, I think (I moved my nonfiction books out there to make more room in the house for my fiction books). I may have to dig it back up again.

MORE MORON RECOMMENDATIONS CAN BE FOUND HERE: AoSHQ - Book Thread Recommendations

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WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED RECENTLY

I enjoy F. Paul Wilson's writing style, so I ordered a few more of his books:


  • The Hidden Book 1 - The Upwelling by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

  • The Hidden Book 2 - Lexie by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

  • Midnight Mass by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY

The journey through F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World continues. Like The Dresden Files, these books move fast. I can blaze through a book in a day or two because Wilson just keeps the pace moving quickly, but it never feel so rushed that you can't enjoy the story.



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The Tomb introduced the character of Repairman Jack, but Legacies is really where F. Paul Wilson fleshes out the character. It was written 14 years after The Tomb, so Wilson had a lot of time to think about how he'd write an ongoing series with a central main character. Legacies has one of Jack's all-time great "fixes" in it is as well. A thug steals Christmas toys from a clinic that provides medical care and treatment to babies born addicted to drugs, as well as those born with AIDS. Jack is hired to retrieve the toys. What does he do? He dressed up like Santa Claus, tracks down the lowlife scum, and proceeds to beat the dude to within an inch of his life, all while chastising him for being naughty. The toys are returned, the criminal goes to jail, and Jack's legendary approach to fixing problems is born.

Oh, he's also tasked with unraveling a mystery involving Nikola Tesla that threatens the global economy. Unlike later novels, this one has relatively little to do with the "Otherness," an alien cosmic entity that threatens to overtake the Earth, but there are hints that Tesla's activities may be related in some fashion. This is explored in much more depth in the novella Wardenclyffe.



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Jack is hired to find a man's wife who had disappeared. She claimed to have found the truth behind all of the conspiracy theories, a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, if you will. Jack goes undercover at a convention of conspiracy kooks, nuts, and whackjobs to track her down. The truth he discovers is far darker and more dangerous than anyone thought, as the convention is being organized by the agent of the "Otherness" to stimulate a psychic storm that will open a portal and allow the Otherness to bleed through to our side. Or something like that.

This is where Jack's destiny is laid out and he meets his enemy for the first time.



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A mysterious new designer drug has hit the streets, causing ordinary people to burst into violent rage with little to no provocation. The drug has one very peculiar property: every 29 days or so, it becomes inert. All copies of the formula for the drug change. All memories of the drug also change. It defies the laws of physics. Jack is hired to find the source of the drug. In his investigations, he discovers that the source is one of his worst nightmares...



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I took a break from Repairman Jack to re-read The Hobbit as part of the "Tolkien Reading Day" challenge ace issued on March 25. I did manage to finish the whole book in one day. It's less than 300 pages and a fairly quick read.

I was surprised to discover how much of the story is told through expository prose. There's very little dialogue between characters. It's clear that the dwarves don't think too highly of Bilbo Baggins even as he's rescuing them from danger more than once. It's something of a miracle the dwarves survived to make it to Lonely Mountain as they should have been killed for their foolishness multiple times.

I was also surprised to find out that the Eagles who show up at the end do NOT provide the decisive advantage against the Goblins and Warg armies attacking the Elves, Men, and Dwarves (and one Hobbit!). Instead, that honor belongs to another who shows up in the nick of time.



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I've read this book numerous times. It still packs a powerful emotional punch at the end. It's just a great, great story and I'm glad I re-read it.

Although Tolkien explicitly rejected that it was an allegory of Christian faith, it's hard not to see it woven throughout the story. Frodo Baggins, who failed in his quest and gave in to temptation, is nevertheless redeemed in the end, forgiven for all his failings by being allowed to travel to Valinor, one of a very, very small number of non-Elven guests of that blessed realm, where all his wounds will finally be healed. If that's not a Christian message, I don't know what to say.



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And we're back with Repairman Jack. Jack is contacted by his sister Kate, whom he hasn't seen in over a decade and a half. She's frantic because her lover Janelle is behaving strangely after undergoing a radical new treatment for brain cancer. Jack find out that the source of the treatment is a virus that's been tainted by Otherness and its goal is to bring all mankind into Unity. Sounds good until you read the fine print...



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Jack has had a colorful past. For a short period of time he served as an assistant to a fake psychic. The skills he learned during that time serve him well when he's hired by a couple of fake psychics who start experiencing some REAL psychic phenomenon in their house. It turns out that the home once belonged to a serial killer who was performing dark rituals in his basement in an attempt to achieve immortality/invulnerability. Now one of the spirits of the sacrifices--a little girl--has been awakened and she is not happy...



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Jack's father is in a coma down in Florida as a result of a hit-and-run "accident." As usual, the truth of what's going on down there is more complicated. Jack travels down to Florida, where he meets one of the strangest women he's ever met, who claims to be "his mother" even though Jack's mother died fifteen years ago. She also has a little dog, named "Oyv" (Irv), which raises all sorts of red flags for Jack because he keeps meeting women accompanied by dogs who have dire warning for Jack.

Gateways has strong ties to another of Wilson's short stories set within the Secret History of the World: "Pine Barrens" as the phenomenon that is described in that short story is also present in the Everglades and is being leveraged by a clan of inbred mutants to harness power for themselves, led by the twisted, deranged Semerlee, who sees Jack as belonging to her.



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Jack dives into the Dormentalist cult--excuse me, "religion." It's quite obviously a thinly-disguised version of Scientology, with a very similar background and belief system. It also has very strong ties to the Otherness. So now Jack has to find a way to extract a member of the cult and return him to his mother, who's worried about him. Meanwhile, Jack's other major task is dealing with a blackmailing scumbag he's dealt with before. Jack has been told many times now that there are no more coincidences in his life, so what's the connection between this blackmailer and his other case?


PREVIOUS SUNDAY MORNING BOOK THREAD - 3-29-2026 (NOTE: Do NOT comment on old threads!)

Tips, suggestions, recommendations, etc., can all be directed to perfessor -dot- squirrel -at- gmail -dot- com.


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Disclaimer: If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into The Barrel!

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Comments

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1 Tolle Lege

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Morning, y'all. What a night.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

3 The Perfessor got the keys to the time machine.

Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (NcvvS)

4 About 1/3 of way through A Reasoned Examination of the Properties of the Three Arms, Infantry, Cavalry and Artillery by Gen Nicolai Okunev, a Napoleonic era Russian officer

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Morning, Perfessor.

Howdy, Horde.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (q3u5l)

6 A treat this morning for Sharpe's series fans, there is a interview with Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean at The Napoleonic Wars podcast. Its on Spotify now, will be up on YouTube at 10am

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Not a lot of reading this week. Couple more chapters of Bleak House. Several of Harlan Ellison's short stories. Browsed through a collection of Hemingway's comments on books and writing.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:02 AM (q3u5l)

8 Good morning dear morons and thanks Perfesser

Discovered reading Hegseth's last book it was his idea to rename to the Department of War.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

9 Morning, Book Folken! What an EAster weekend, huh?

I'm pleased to be quoted by our illustrious host. Hanson's A War Like No Other wound up with his summation of the lessons. I wish I'd been taught history like this at school, where the personalities of the prime movers, and the overall themes and lessons of the period being studied, had been the focus. Not just dates and kings and presidents.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)

10 Good morning and happy Easter to my fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (yTvNw)

11 Good Sunday morning and Happy Easter to all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:06 AM (kpS4V)

12 This week I finished an oddly prescient spy thriller by Agatha Christie, 1970's Passenger to Frankfurt. It's not a mystery, though there is one of her trademark surprises at the end. Instead it is about a world much like ours today, with protestors being armed and propagandized about a better world to come once the current one is torn down -- armed and financed by big money movers from behind the scenes. No doubt people at the time thought it all rather fantastical. And this edition has an introduction where Christie discusses that. But -- though not a Bondian thriller by any means -- it is fascinating stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:07 AM (wzUl9)

13 That painting at the top of the post is wonderful. So simple and so evocative.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:08 AM (yTvNw)

14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:09 AM (kpS4V)

15 Good Sunday morning, horde!


Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

16 Currently I'm on a 2007 Dortmunder caper by Donald E. Westlake, What's So Funny?. A chess set made mostly of gold and weighing some 680 lbs. is the target. Unfortunately it's in a sub-basement vault in an NYC bank. Dortmunder wants nothing to do with the project -- but an ex-cop is blackmailing him into it. So Dortmunder, Stan Murch, Andy Kelp, and several others in the crew realize they will have to get the bankers to take the set *out* of that vault in order to have any chance at it.

I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

17 I thought I'd read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow" after the new movie preview dropped, the lead actress opened her pie hole, and all the internet howler monkeys began jabbering.

I miss not having an opinion about something before I've read or seen it.

Anyway, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) is roused from her drunken stupor in a bar on a backwater planet by a young woman who needs help finding the creep who killed her unarmed father. Kara and Ruthye track him across space, meeting many unsavory folks along the way.

This deluxe edition of the comic, written by Tom King and drawn by Bilquis Evely, with gorgeous coloring by Matheus Lopes, is beautiful to look at and the color palette is astounding, all limpid blues and aquas, Martian reds, and bright vermilion. Supergirl looks to my eyes like Carole Lombard. I wish they'd followed the aesthetic more for the movie, but ehh.

I'm enjoying the comic.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (kpS4V)

18 The 'these pants' selection is cute. It would be appropriate for little girls, or big girls, as pajamas. They really captured that happy golden retriever look.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (yTvNw)

19 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:07 AM (wzUl9)

I think it was written in, or just after, 1968 which was known as "The year of madness" in Europe because of all the communist funded rioting. The ending is very disturbing and has stuck with me for decades.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (lFFaq)

20 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026


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They couldn't fit it into their "Hell Freezes Over" tour!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

21 Back with another Legion collection. Late '70s stories. Mostly innocuous. Bring on Paul Levitz.

Must go now. Helping with church egg hunt. Happy Easter to all who believe. Up from the grave he arose.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 05, 2026 09:12 AM (p/isN)

22 I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
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I love that flick. The two guys getting trapped under the plexiglass case they're trying to liberate the swag from is comedy gold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (kpS4V)

23 “ And as they went to tell His disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, “Rejoice!” So they came and held Him by the feet and worshiped Him.”

Matthew 28:9

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (P7OV6)

24 Good morning and Happy Easter.

Great news about to hear about the airman being rescued.

Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (Oy/m2)

25 He is Risen! Have a blessed holiday!!!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (OTOad)

26 Sarah Hoyt pimped MP4's Theda Bara books over at Insty's place:
https://shorturl.at/RsMix

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (9vFyc)

27 I always forget how long Easter Vigil mass is.
It's so early...I'm so groggy...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:15 AM (Lhaco)

28 Happy Easter! He is risen!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2026 09:15 AM (lHPJf)

29 MP4's Theda Bara series -- I'm calling it a series! -- is really good, especially (but not exclusively) for fans of the Silent Era. And aren't the covers gorgeous?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:18 AM (kpS4V)

30 I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026
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I love that flick. The two guys getting trapped under the plexiglass case they're trying to liberate the swag from is comedy gold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026


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And even though Redford does not resemble Westlake's description of Dortmunder in the slightest, he had that comic exasperation thing down cold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

31 Happy Easter! Chateau Lloyd is abuzz with preparations for Mass and our feast, but I had to drop in.

Perfesser, you inspired me to dig out Tolkien's letters, which I'd never really dug into. Great stuff. The way he patiently explained things is amazing.

As for the Eagles, the point about security is key. Sauron can literally "see" the Ring from hundreds of miles away. Remember Frodo diving for cover on the Hill of Sight. Sauron can also influence weather, so vicious storms would ground the Eagles and then the Nazgul would ride up with hosts of orcs and just take it.

LotR is one of the most carefully crafted narratives ever written. People can (and have) plotted the movements with precision and every event has an antecedent to explain it. The movies butchered that, and I think that's where the "let the Eagles do it" meme really caught on. Peter Jackson made the narrative very random, and disjointed. Bakshi's version is actually better, if for no other reason than the lack of Elves at Helm's Deep.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

32 I'm approaching the halfway mark of James Falkner's "The War of Spanish Succession." It's a very dry read. Just a narrative of events. 'This happened, and then this happened, and then, and then, and then...' Useful information if you want to know what happened during the conflict, but not an engaging read. And there isn't any variation of tone or intensity. Massive battles are breezed over just as quickly as basic army movements or disagreements between commanders. I have to struggle to stay focused on the read.

One interesting thing I've learned; this is the war in which Britain seized the naval fortress of Gibraltar, in the southern tip of Spain. They would keep this fortress, and it would play an outsized roll in the various wars to come. However, at the time, it was an old, crappy, poorly-manned fortification that British forces attacked...just because it was there, it would seem. It did not appear to be a significant event until long after the fact.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (Lhaco)

33 A blessed and happy Easter to all.
Re-reading le Carre’s “The Honourable Schoolboy”, spurred on by watching an interview with le Carre about the filming of “The Spy Who Came In From The Cold”.
Watch an old video about an author talking about a movie based on a book of his…start reading a different book by the author.
Sounds perfectly reasonable..

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (Fwvoq)

34 The pic up top was an Adobe stock photo generated by AI

Posted by: Perfessor Sqiurrel at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (WM+gW)

35 Happy Easter, horde!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (eZ5tL)

36 Sarah Hoyt pimped MP4's Theda Bara books over at Insty's place:
https://shorturl.at/RsMix

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (9vFyc)

Saw that too. A bright light in MP4's week (see yesterday's pet thread).

MP4, when you read this, sending virtual hugs your way on the loss of your beautiful Yuki.

Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (pJK38)

37 Was watching Return of the King yesterday, the movies are really a farce of the books. Makes me think of rereading the series. Have done it twice but not in 10 yesrs at least.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)

38 No purple pimp hat?

Posted by: It must be a secret message at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

39 If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time....

Nope. Still not reading, still not interested. Hope the readers have a fine time with these books.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

40 Also on my TBR pile: Mary Beard's Emperor of Rome, a look at the lives of the emperors and the society they lived in. It does not appear to be strictly chronological, but rather to examine various facets of Imperial Rome over the centuries.

A big book, and I may wind up only skimming it, but who knows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

41 Been listening to Pope Benedict's Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week. Currently at The Last Supper.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (DoBxX)

42 I haven't seen Hadrian yet, but welcome back moron and a Joyous Easter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

43 I have acquired the new Ilona Andrews novel: This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me and I am very excited to start it.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:27 AM (DoBxX)

44 Been a long time since I read The Hobbit -- I guess I'd concluded when I was younger that it was a kids' book. Mrs. Wolfus No. 1, when we were dating, convinced me to try it, and then the trilogy. Hobbit is a fun read. LoTR was and is a long project, both the writing and the reading, and I may or may not get back to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:28 AM (wzUl9)

45 The flaws of "The Hobbit" movie trilogy are legion, but one that grated the most was that this was a chance to flesh out the Eagles to the general public, to give them an actual backstory, and to explain why they weren't a bigger part of the main trilogy. But they didn't do any of that. They didn't even try. Instead, the Eagles were once again just used like a magic spell that Gandalf can cast; but only when the plot allows it..

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:28 AM (Lhaco)

46 Was watching Return of the King yesterday, the movies are really a farce of the books. Makes me think of rereading the series. Have done it twice but not in 10 yesrs at least.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)
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Just about every meaningful scene in the books was wrecked. Many were omitted entirely. Fellowship is the best, because Jackson just followed Bakshi's script, almost to the letter. There are youtubes showing he even copied camera shots.

The Two Towers is just bad. It doesn't even make sense as a movie. Return of the King is pure nonsense. Scrubbing Bubbles of Death? So if the Rohirrim waited 15 minutes, they'd just win the battle while everyone sat and watched. Okay. Why does Gandalf get his staff broken *again*? Why is Denathor a strategic retard and sloppy eater? My youngest loved the films, never understood why I hated them, then read the book and she kept coming up to me as she was progressing saying "Omigosh! The movies wrecked it!" Yep. Welcome to the club.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s)

47 Recently listened to the audiobook The Stranger In The Lifeboat by Mitch Albom.
Really enjoyed it.
Thanks to those here on the auspicious Sunday Morning Book Thread for the recommendation.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

48 Happy Easter, everyone.

No reading this week. Too much work and a migraine on my day and a half off. Hopefully both issues will resolve soon.

God bless all the Horde.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (/RHNq)

49 When I first read LOTR in 7th grade I had the same thought about the eagles taking the ring to Mordor. It took reading The Hobbit and a reread of LOTR to realize Tolkien was (sub)creating a world and every creature in the story was not engaged in the main plot. Bombadil and the eagles are prime examples.

The eagles could be used to rescue Frodo and Sam from Mt. Doom because Sauron and the Nazgul were already destroyed. Also, I suspect Gandalf the White had an influence his earlier incarnation lacked. Just a possibility that is never brought up in the books.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (yTvNw)

50 I think it was written in, or just after, 1968 which was known as "The year of madness" in Europe because of all the communist funded rioting. The ending is very disturbing and has stuck with me for decades.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026


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We had a little communist-funded rioting here that year too. My first thought when I began to get into PtF was that Dame Agatha had the U.S. student protests in mind; I did not know there had been a lot of craziness in Europe too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

51 Well it is as with the battle of trsfalgar which occurred nearby about a hundred years later that secures a strategic chokepoint into the med

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (bXbFr)

52 Great news about to hear about the airman being rescued.
Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (Oy/m2)

Darn right. Good for him, and good for the CSAR teams and their air support. An Easter miracle and a serious embarrassment for the heathen Koranimals.

G-d is Great, bishez!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

53 Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly. It’s a story about a Roman centurion who starts to have feelings for Christ and the Jews as it takes place mostly over the Easter holy days. Only halfway through, but I’ve been brought to tears a couple of times. So far I would recommend.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (eTkTC)

54 Over at Kickstarter, you can pre-order a massive double-box-set of hardcover GIJoe comics. Collecting 300 issues of the main run, plus another 100-ish side stories. Nearly all written by a single creator; Larry Hama. The comics are universally regarded as better than comic book about a toy has any right to be, and a lot of people credit is as being a legitimately great book. And it's hard to argue that fact, as the comic did last for over 300 issues (in the same continuity) across multiple different publishers.

I only wish I cared. I wish the franchise meant something to me. Or rather, I wish a property I did care about had achieved this kind of success, and was given this kind of treatment...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (Lhaco)

55 I went to sleep worrying about the bleak fate that awaited that weapons officer in that animalistic country. Woke up to read "we got 'im."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)

56 I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to my sons when they were 7 and 5. They loved it. I loved it. A great way to end a day.

And I LOATHE the movies. With all my heart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0aYVJ)

57 Clean up needed at 167 on the We Got Him thread.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (2NHgQ)

58 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come And See at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

59 Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly. It’s a story about a Roman centurion who starts to have feelings for Christ and the Jews as it takes place mostly over the Easter holy days. Only halfway through, but I’ve been brought to tears a couple of times. So far I would recommend.
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026


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Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

60 In 1864, on the subarctic island of Auckland, two ships were wrecked at the same time, on opposite sides of the island. The crews and their fates could not have been more different. In Island of the Lost, Joan Druett recounts the fates of the schooner Grafton and the freighter Invercauld.

Grafton, with a crew of five was lost in a storm on the southeast coast when her anchors failed. The men used every resource they had to survive and find rescue. They built a strong shelter for the winter, divided chores, and eventually made a forge and tools to build a boat and effect their escape from Auckland.

The 25 men of the Invercauld, on the other hand, having run straight into the northern reefs through navigational error, were useless, many of the men simply refused to do anything, not even find shelter or look for food. Eventually, when some of these wastrels broached cannibalism, three men set out on their own to the northeast, found food, built a watchtower, and these few were the only survivors. They were luckily seen and picked up by a passing ship after a year on the island. The men of the Grafton were heroes, while the survivors of the Invercauld faced investigations

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 09:38 AM (i5Qf5)

61 We had a little communist-funded rioting here that year too. My first thought when I began to get into PtF was that Dame Agatha had the U.S. student protests in mind; I did not know there had been a lot of craziness in Europe too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

France essentially closed for business in May 1968.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 09:39 AM (hJH5n)

62 Good morning. I agree with the argument about eagles but I thought orcs and goblins were the same thing, Tolkien just hadn't come up with the term 'orcs' when he wrote The Hobbit.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at April 05, 2026 09:39 AM (tRYqg)

63 Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?

Yes it is.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Itrh5)

64 56 I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to my sons when they were 7 and 5. They loved it. I loved it. A great way to end a day.

And I LOATHE the movies. With all my heart.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0aYVJ)

I could never get through the books or the movies without falling to sleep.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 09:41 AM (hJH5n)

65 Finished the Hobbit. The Fellowship and I'm 3/4 through the Two Towers...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:42 AM (mAxUt)

66 I only wish I cared. I wish the franchise meant something to me. Or rather, I wish a property I did care about had achieved this kind of success, and was given this kind of treatment...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


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I like to imagine that in an alternate universe, someone takes up The Man From U.N.C.L.E. after the TV series ends and produces a fine series of comics continuing the adventures of Solo and Illya. . . .

NB: There were Gold Key comics based on the show during the '65-'69 period; and some independents like Millennium who popped up in the '80s or thereabouts. But none of the latter lasted very long. See the grand cover artwork here: https://tinyurl.com/33yskpzv

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

67 I would have joined Ace's LOTR reading klatch, but I had just finished reading them a few months ago. But I am there in spirit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:43 AM (0aYVJ)

68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

69 Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?
*
Yes it is.
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026


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I've read little of him, unfortunately. My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

70 68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

AMEN

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (mAxUt)

71 Finished the Hobbit. The Fellowship and I'm 3/4 through the Two Towers..."

Spoiler alert... The Return of the King is about...

/

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)

72 Well, I didn't put money down on some GIJoe comics (for I have neither the time nor the shelf-space for them) but I have been looking at smaller comics in other genres.

Over at Fundmycomic, I put in a pre-order for "The Atlantean" #4, a graphic novel that continues the adventures of Robert E Howard's Kull of Atlantis. The first (and best) Kull story has fallen into the public domain, and a pair of guys have decided they would like to use that book as a launching pad for their own series. I'm enjoying it. It's cheap (for a self-published graphic novel) and they are actually really good about publishing on a regular schedule!

Back over at Kickstarter, there is pre-order for "Scurry: Tails of the Wasteland - River Rat Blues." (that's a mouthful) It's a pirate-themed comic! Alas, it's also about mice and rats. Bands of rodents surviving in a post-apocalyptic world, where they can no longer scavenge from humans. I'm not totally sold on the idea, but I do have the original three Scurry comics (which were like a grimmer-themed Secret of NIMH) so I'll likely pick this one up as well.

I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

73 I've read little of him, unfortunately. My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

Better than writing the same book every time, isn't it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

74 I read The Leopard by Giusippe di Lampedusa. At age sixty, Lampedusa began writing a novel about his grandfather, Don Fabizio Corbera, Prince of Salina, Sicily. In 1860 Garibaldi invades Sicily, conquerors it, and dismantles the Kingdom of the two Sicilies which are annexed to Italy. Lampedusa's story is that of his aristocratic ancestor trying to cope with the societal upheaval and his maneuvering to stay relevant in the new order. Great characters and an interesting story.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (VOrDg)

75 I started on "Edmund Spenser's The Faerie Queene, a Prose Rendering" by Rebecca Reynolds. This will be a VERY long process and I expect to enjoy all of it. I'm reading a canto of the prose version followed by the same part of the poetic version. I'm amazed. She captured the feel and content of the poem but in easier to follow prose without losing wealth and impact of the piece.

This is a three volume hardcover edition in a slip case, beautifully bound. It is a pleasure to hold each volume while reading. The footnotes used throughout have been helpful but not intrusive. The illustrations are gorgeous. Even the print size is better than many books.

The project started as a way to introduce high school students and adult beginners to a complex, vital piece of literature that has influenced matters for centuries. It achieves that and, frankly, goes beyond.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

76 I see Wibberly wrote a lot of books in various genres. His Meeting with a Great Beast was in the Reader's Digest Condensed Books in 1971.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

77 Morning, all, and a blessed Easter.

MP4's Theda Bara series -- I'm calling it a series! -- is really good, especially (but not exclusively) for fans of the Silent Era. And aren't the covers gorgeous?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:18 AM (kpS4V)


You're very sweet, Eris. It will be a series once the third book is out sometime this summer. I'll be asking for beta readers at some point.

As far as the covers are concerned, I had someone create the first, but the second is all mine, as will be the third.

Sarah Hoyt's plumping for me on Insty was unexpected and incredibly generous of her. It does give me a bit of a lift to know someone like her enjoys what I wrote.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:48 AM (ufSfZ)

78 Wolfus, I've read Beard's books. She does her best to keep politics out of her work, but she is a pretty woke loon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:49 AM (ufSfZ)

79 My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.

* shifty eyes *

Posted by: Zombie Robert Jordan at April 05, 2026 09:50 AM (vTZFs)

80 Wolfus, I've read Beard's books. She does her best to keep politics out of her work, but she is a pretty woke loon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026


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Many Ph.D.s in many fields are. But if she can keep her politics out of her work, as you say, then maybe this will be a good read.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

81 I scroll through new releases and came across this gem. Mr. Darcy's Unlikely Attachment. A gay Pride and Prejudice.

https://is.gd/HjTKSt

Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

82 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

83 I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

You could always write your own, then look for an artist.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

84 Good morning and a Blessed Easter to all!

He is risen!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

85 I've been reading two books by Evan Sayet. First is The Woke Supremacy which is a perfectly fine book if you don't mind cycling between rage and despair. The second is a children's book, or at least disguised as a children's book, Apocali Now. OK, "Apoali" is a made up word, the plural of "apocalypse." Just because it's made up doesn't mean it's not a perfectly cromulent word. This is a satire about the multiple environmental apacoli facing Gaia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

86 https://is.gd/HjTKSt

Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)



This celebration of blasphemy will not work out in the longrun. Sad for those making the wrong choices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

87 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)? And I seem to recall they did other books on US history?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (q3u5l)

88 I also read The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom. Every religion and most people have an idea of what heaven is. In this novella Albom offers a version in which five people, some known, some strangers, explain your Earthly life to you. Eddie, a maintenance worker at an amusement park, dies on his 83rd birthday while trying to save a young girl from a ride accident. The five people he meets give him insights to the unseen connections of his Earthly life. A poignant and interesting book.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (VOrDg)

89 I scroll through new releases and came across this gem. Mr. Darcy's Unlikely Attachment. A gay Pride and Prejudice.

https://is.gd/HjTKSt

Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

My wife is huge P&P fan, and even beta reads some fan-fic adaptations. When she wakes up I'll alert her to this one.

I am pretty sure what her reaction would be. heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (0aYVJ)

90 guilty pleasure

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The wit and wisdom of the Doom Goblin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

91 Flipping through Emperor of Rome, I see Beard has a plate reproducing a 19th-century painting of the empress Messalina (Claudius's second [?] wife) by Peder Severin Kroyer. She looks like all she needs* is some purple hair and a nose ring to start howling in her car about "The US is losing its democracy!!!"

* She also needs some Healthy Choice meals, some salads, and a gym membership, but I digress.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

92 Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 09:38 AM (i5Qf5)
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This reminds me of the situation told in "Save Our Souls" by Matthew Pearl, in which a fishing vessel is wrecked on Midway atoll in the Pacific far away from routine shipping lanes. The captain, his family, and crew are stranded but find another man already there, who shows them how to survive. But he's no shipwreck survivor, he's a murderer who was stranded there.

There are two dueling philosophies: stick together through adversity, or every man for himself and take what you can.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (kpS4V)

93 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)
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I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)

94 As for my own reading, for obvious reasons I haven't picked up anything for more than a few desultory moments.

I did read a Bond novel, Trigger Mortis, by Anthony Horowitz. He based it on some notes Fleming had made for a Bond TV series, and, IMO, really catches the tone of Fleming's prose. Very worth reading.

And I finished The Nazi Mind by Laurence Rees, who wrote an excellent history of the Holocaust. This book is divided into 12 chapters which broadly look at the psychological reasons the Nazis were able to rise to power, hold on to it, institute the death camps and survive the mental trauma of losing WW2. He only lets current politics taint the book in one spot - a footnote claiming that the 'loser' of the 2020 election (he never names Trump) attempted to overthrow the entire electoral system.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (ufSfZ)

95 Tangentially related to "The Last Town on Earth" and weirdly prescient books; back during the pandemic I kept remembering....well I don't even remember it's title. But there was a "Dragonriders of Pern" novel where Pern suffered through a world-wide flu pandemic! And this pandemic actually killed the healthy. Very terrible, but this was a 'fantasy' world, that needed healthy dragonriders to fight literal death falling from the skies. If too many of them were unable to fly, whole cities of people might be eaten alive.

Don't remember the details of the book, just the premise and few lines (what cannot be cured must be enured, I mean, endured). And I never went back to actually read it, because I read to escape the threat of a pandemic, not to immerse myself in a different one.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (Lhaco)

96 Hi Wolfus. This is the first book I’ve read by Webberly. I don’t know if I should be ashamed having not read “The Mouse that Roared” or not. Sorry to say that I’ve heard of him but haven’t read anything yet.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (3EnfQ)

97 Now all we need is Romeo and Julio.

I would honestly be surprised if it hadn't happened. Like Sauron, they can't create, only corrupt what someone else has created.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 09:56 AM (vTZFs)

98 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)?

No, this one is English and a former professor at Cambridge University.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (ufSfZ)

99
**Yes, Mary Beard was the wife of Charles Beard.** They were both prominent American historians and collaborated on several historical works together.

From DuckAi Search Assist.

Posted by: The Internet never sleeps at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

100 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)? And I seem to recall they did other books on US history?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


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Wiki sez, "Her mother, Joyce Emily Beard, was a headmistress and an enthusiastic reader. Her father, Roy Whitbread Beard, worked as an architect in Shrewsbury. She recalled him as 'a raffish public-schoolboy type and a complete wastrel, but very engaging'." Also that she was an only child.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

101 Poking through a couple of collections in the Internet Archive, and in one of 'em (Community Texts, I think) somebody had uploaded what looked from their covers and titles a couple of pieces of fan-fic depicting a gay Parker & Grofield. Didn't have the nerve or a sufficient degree of masochism to open the files to see if that's actually what they were.

I swear, people are weirder than anybody.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:59 AM (q3u5l)

102 Ellroy's Underworld USA Trilogy and Coover's "The Public Burning" Besides a few Shakespeare plays. no other literature even comes close to helping make sense of the Trump era.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (m4BoI)

103 **Yes, Mary Beard was the wife of Charles Beard.** They were both prominent American historians and collaborated on several historical works together.

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Posted by: The Internet never sleeps at April 05, 2026


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In contrast, from Wiki: "Beard married Robin Cormack, a classicist and art historian, in 1985. Their daughter, Zoe, is an anthropologist and historian based at the Centre for African Studies at the University of Oxford."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

104 >>Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly.

There is a follow-on, not really a sequel, called The Testament of Theophilus. Read them in reverse order, years ago. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 10:01 AM (NcvvS)

105 Poking through a couple of collections in the Internet Archive, and in one of 'em (Community Texts, I think) somebody had uploaded what looked from their covers and titles a couple of pieces of fan-fic depicting a gay Parker & Grofield. Didn't have the nerve or a sufficient degree of masochism to open the files to see if that's actually what they were.

I swear, people are weirder than anybody.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


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* Pulls hair out, regrets it, pushes it back in *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

106 102, thats the most ridiculous thing stated here in years not by sid

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (bXbFr)

107 Wait. The Internet lied to me?

Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I tell you at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

108 The recently deceased Allen Massie's novels about first century Rome are good. "Found memoir" genre mostly.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (m4BoI)

109 There is a follow-on, not really a sequel, called The Testament of Theophilus. Read them in reverse order, years ago. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Chickenwoman

That’s next in my rotation. Looking forward to the read.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (QGwrQ)

110 Thanks for the Easter Book Thread, Perfessor!

Great artwork up top. Thank you.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (vrNzf)

111 Oh, there's been gay fan fiction, "slash" (from the early fanzines about a Kirk/Spock pairing), about almost every TV hero you can think of. The ones with Solo and Illya from U.N.C.L.E., as you can imagine, I can't and won't read.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

112 Happy Easter everyone. He is Risen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

113 Okay Miggy (@106). I'll qualify. "English language litetature"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:04 AM (m4BoI)

114 I noted some book threads back that my library had a whole series of YA woke riffs on classic literature. I really hate the whole "I need to see myself!" thing. Use your imagination. Empathize.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 10:05 AM (kpS4V)

115 Been doing some hobby related reading this week. Specifically about handloading low power ammo and gallery loads for old bolt action battle rifles. Some of mine are over a century old. Cast bullets, pistol powder charges can make for accurate, comfortable and inexpensive shooting. A niche part of the hobby but fun.

Besides, it's fun to see the expressions on the other shooters when I can get tight groups at 100 yards using a WW I battle rifle, original iron sights, and simple ammo assembled by hand.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

116 Still in the Hobbit. They are still in Mirkwood. Bombur is still a bitch. Elves are fucking with them.

The perspective in the book is odd. It swaps without being obvious. I am not sure Tolkien was particularly concerned with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

117 Happy Easter everyone. He is Risen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

Yes. A beautiful day in Idaho. Got up early to watch the sun rise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:07 AM (0aYVJ)

118 I hadn't heard of "The Public Burning". Looks fake and gay. A big tantrum by some commie out to settle scores.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:07 AM (k/uNm)

119 Wolfus,

Think of the fun the fan-fic people could have with Richard Kimble and Philip Gerard, always longing for each other but kept apart by that whole messy murder/death sentence/interstate flight thing. The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

Yecchhh. Somewhere, they've probably written those too.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (q3u5l)

120 107 Wait. The Internet lied to me?
Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I tell you at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)


That's unpossible.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (skR0U)

121 Gandalf was an archangel.

If you didn't already know.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (qFwJc)

122 Question:
I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

123 Got the spiral cut ham on the smoker. Apple wood at 225 degrees for 3 to 4 hours.

Damn good.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

124 The audio book is pretty decent with Andy Serkis. Might go with his version of the LotR.

It is frustrating listening to it, but it does slow me down. Makes me appreciate the language more than reading it. I read too fast. I get all the gist, but miss some detail sometimes.

I noticed the same thing when I bought all the WoT books on Audible. One, it gave me months of stuff to listen to in the car, but it also meant I got a bit more nuance than when I read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

125
I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)



And what quote would that be?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Think of the fun the fan-fic people could have with Richard Kimble and Philip Gerard, always longing for each other but kept apart by that whole messy murder/death sentence/interstate flight thing. The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

Yecchhh. Somewhere, they've probably written those too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


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I used Kimble in a fan U.N.C.L.E. story as the Innocent (non-spy) character, but no slash stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:11 AM (wzUl9)

127 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

Hmmm, historical or modern?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)

128 Well, Shakespeare was writing when the telescope hadn't yet been trained on the outer solar system. As of the 1610 even the Americas were new to the English.
Although yes The Tempest was the Forbidden Planet of the time.
What's messed up is that Galileo had found Neptune in Shakie's lifetime. But it was just another dot to him and he lost track of it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (k/uNm)

129 Hmmm, historical or modern?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Modern

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)

130 Slash fic is porn for housewives who liked Star Trek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)

131 17 I thought I'd read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow"...
Anyway, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) is roused from her drunken stupor in a bar on a backwater planet by a young woman who -
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (kpS4V)

And that right there would have been the point where I would have dipped out. I have only a surface-level understanding of the Supergirl character, but nothing I know about her indicates that she is the kind of character that would be getting depressed and wasted on some 'backwater' planet. (to say nothing of the fact that she is classically portrayed as teenager) I've grown too disenchanted with comics to bother with something that out-of-character. Find an appropriate character for the story, or make up a new one, but don't expect me to care a story just because its clad in the skin-suit of established characters.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (Lhaco)

132 WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)
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I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)


Fuck Allah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)

133 I finished two books this week’Civil Wars in Europ and Cousin Bette. Civil Wars inEurope is excellent, especially if you want some idea of what was going on in Europe between the wars outside of the well-known rise and appeasement of Hitler and the Nazis. Cousin Bette was fun. About the halfway point I thought it turned into soap opera but it was so well written I didn’t care. Balzac contrives a happy ending that almost ruined the book for me until the last couple of pages where he subverts it once more. I didn’t much more of Nostromo because I became obsessed with finishing the Balzac

Posted by: Who Knew at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (0QMbS)

134 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026


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Ancient Rome? There was the Lindsey Davis series about Marcus Didius Falco, informer and imperial agent. The Silver Pigs was the first.

If you mean modern Rome, I'm lost.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

135 The Valar are archangels. The Maiar are lesser angels.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (k/uNm)

136 @118...much better than that. Funny as hell. Nixon's actually a sympathetic character. Everybody hated it at the time. The "right" because it was broad satire and seemed to question or at least diminish the Rosenberg's guilt. The "left" because it didn't treat Nixon like a one-dimensional world historical tyrant. Neither side liked Uncle Sam buggering Tricky Dick though. Fair enough. Not in the Bicentennial spirit.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (m4BoI)

137 That Napoleonic Wars podcast is up on YouTube now with Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean
https://tinyurl.com/y2me9uas

I am only around 1/2 of the series, somehow got a bit tired of them. But was at used book store yesterday and looked to sre if any showed up so if opportunity came up would get them .

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:14 AM (Ia/+0)

138 If memory serves, that mystery series might be by Ian Pears (sp?).

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 10:15 AM (q3u5l)

139 Another book I finished is The Power and the Glory, which is a history of the English country house just before the Great War. It's my line of country, but wasn't as interesting as I hoped it would be. I did enjoy the chapters on the day-to-day running of such huge establishments and what a PITA it was for everyone when the Royals decided to drop in for a weekend or longer.

The author did make the point that, while there was adultery among the upper class, it wasn't really as pervasive as people are led to believe and that we only think it was because of the high-profile divorce trials that have come down to us.

It's not in this book, but I always laughed at the story of an English lord staying at a country house who snuck into what he thought was his lover's bedroom, yelled "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" and jumped into bed only to find it was occupied by a bishop and his wife.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:15 AM (ufSfZ)

140 Before I read the post, comments here, I have to show you the most unbelievable,thing I have read all week. This is the story of what happened over the last 48 hrs in Iran. On the ground. In Iran.
https://tinyurl.com/mu72bwtp

If you ever had any doubt that we have the greatest military on the planet and that this administration is unlike anything we have seen in quite a while, this should put that to rest.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2026 10:16 AM (t/2Uw)

141 >122 Question:
I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM
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**The series featuring a Roman policeman and the art world is the Jonathan Argyll series by Iain Pears.** The main character, Flavia di Stefano, is a member of Rome's Art Theft Squad, and the stories often revolve around art-related mysteries.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Ai search engine at April 05, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

142 A 1000 page love letter to the rosenbergd

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (bXbFr)

143 Find an appropriate character for the story, or make up a new one, but don't expect me to care a story just because its clad in the skin-suit of established characters.
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


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I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

Too positive for today, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

144 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9

Why don't you try writing it ?🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (m6Eem)

145 Oh, he's taunting them with their false god now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

146 What a beautiful Easter morning! The 2” rain knocked out most of the pollen yesterday and the air clear.

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (DXbAa)

147 Feh. Easter doesn't matter

Posted by: the gospel of thomas at April 05, 2026 10:20 AM (k/uNm)

148 I have LOTR on CD by both Rob Inglis and Andy Serkis. I prefer the Serkis version. His voice is more pleasant to my ear and emotive without being distracting. Both narrators are excellent, however.

Listening to LOTR takes some commitment of time and can't be rushed. But hearing a good narration can bring out aspects of the book you missed even after several rereadings.

A side benefit is it is easier to smoke my pipe, especially a churchwarden style, since I don't have to hold a book open.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

149 In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

150 Slash fic is porn for housewives who liked Star Trek.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)


Hence the popularity of the Rob Gronkowski porn booklets I mentioned seeing. And there's an entire series (!) of Bigfoot porn novels.

Bernie Sanders might have been on to something.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ufSfZ)

151 Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

152 83 I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

You could always write your own, then look for an artist.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

Alas, a good comic-book artist is expensive. At least, compared to my disposable income. And the process of self-publishing is...extensive. And also expensive.

I've occasionally toyed with the idea of drawing something myself, but anything beyond characters standing stock still can be hit-or-miss.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:22 AM (Lhaco)

153 Cme to think of it, re: Jimmy Olsen: None of the TV or movie adaptations of Superman have portrayed JO as a responsible adult. I think the latest 2025 one with Brandon Corenswet had Jimmy as a streetwise fellow with an odd ability to attract beautiful women, though. A distinct improvement over Jack Larson or the others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

154 I love Steven Pressfield's historical fiction novel on the Peloponnesian War titled The Tides of War.

I think I liked it more than Gates of Fire when I actually evaluate it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (V4IXI)

155 I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

Too positive for today, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

Well, the nihilism and crap can get tedious, but the 'self help' aspect with a lot of writers just seems to be getting worse.

They write what they know, so that is reflected in their characters. The story can start out sharp and well don. Then, if they start having problems, that starts affecting their story (more or less overtly.) In some cases, it feels like you are reading notes with their shrink rather than a novel.

I can think of several novel series where that happened. They usually start out tight and well thought out, then get 'messy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

156 What a beautiful Easter morning! The 2” rain knocked out most of the pollen yesterday and the air clear.
Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026


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We're getting some rain here now, pretty strong compared to earlier. The pollen had already cleared out, but this may help and bring us some less hot and less wet weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

157 Castle Guy, have you considered an AI slop machine?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (k/uNm)

158 I read A Bloody Habit by Eleanor Nicholson after it had recommended a couple of months ago. I know tastes vary, but I didn't care for the novel. In my opinion, the novel is a swing-and-a-miss.

The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.

I think the author so badly wanted to write an homage to Stoker's Dracula that she forgot that she was writing for a modern audience. In a 400+ page novel, nothing much happens until about page 250-ish.

The author needed a stronger-willed editor, but I suspect that the publisher (Ignatius Press) was so eager for Catholic-themed fiction that the editor ignored the weakness of the story-telling. Rating = 2.0/5.0.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)

160 I think the george reeves series didnt treat him too badly

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:25 AM (bXbFr)

161 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9
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Why don't you try writing it ?🙂
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026


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As plain old fan fiction (which has been described as "not work, but joyful play")? I could at that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

162 159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)


Oh yea...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 10:26 AM (FtULh)

163 153 Cme to think of it, re: Jimmy Olsen: None of the TV or movie adaptations of Superman have portrayed JO as a responsible adult. I think the latest 2025 one with Brandon Corenswet had Jimmy as a streetwise fellow with an odd ability to attract beautiful women, though. A distinct improvement over Jack Larson or the others.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

I still like Superman Returns for a lot of what they tried to do. It has a LOT of problems, but the airplane scene is probably still one of the best superhero segments in any film adaptation ever. Olsen is much minimized, but they did not make him too... quirky and annoying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)

164 @142...a little more to it than that, Miggy. "The Book of Daniel", by EL Doctrow, is a love letter to the Rosenbergs. "The Public Burning"' is from the left, no doubt, but the critique of the institutional media's narrative formation and reality warping enterprise holds up. And many of Nixon's monologues, once the over the top style is accounted for, treat him and his political decisions fairly.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (m4BoI)

165 Easter always brings forth my favorite Bible verse. John 20:29

Then Jesus told him, “Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (V4IXI)

166 159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)

As surely as night follows day. Always with the subtext of 'was all this worth it?' The Left is all about the individual, until they are not. Commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

167 The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.

Ignatius put that out? I'm surprised. Usually their fiction offerings are pretty solid and don't dabble in that kind of nonsense.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (ufSfZ)

168 I think the george reeves series didnt treat him too badly
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026


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Jack Larson's JO was pretty dopey and always had to be rescued by Superman, as I recall. The Jimmy I knew from his own comic was capable of figuring out mysteries on his own and getting his own neck clear of a guillotine if necessary. He had that special "zee, zee" watch to call Superman, but he didn't always use it. And when he did, sometimes Superman was busy or off-planet and couldn't come, so Jimmy was on his own.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

169 I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)


If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (ksbjf)

170 If you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (V4IXI)

171 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

And you watch it, why?

Posted by: Open a book instead at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

172 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna

I think you are referring to the Nic Costa Mystery Series by David Hewson. I bought the first in the series, A Season For the Dead, after last week's recommendation. It begins with a discussion of artist Caravaggio and then a Caravaggio was featured on the art thread and I was like, "Whoa, dude!"

https://is.gd/2dJrA6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

173 Alas, a good comic-book artist is expensive. At least, compared to my disposable income. And the process of self-publishing is...extensive. And also expensive.

I've occasionally toyed with the idea of drawing something myself, but anything beyond characters standing stock still can be hit-or-miss.
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:22 AM (Lhaco)

Gulp.

Dare I suggest.... AI? I've seen a couple of YT vids about doing that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

174 If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (ksbjf)

Sparta F'd up because they let women have a say in their government.

I keed I keed

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (V4IXI)

175 I think you are referring to the Nic Costa Mystery Series by David Hewson. I bought the first in the series, A Season For the Dead, after last week's recommendation. It begins with a discussion of artist Caravaggio and then a Caravaggio was featured on the art thread and I was like, "Whoa, dude!"

https://is.gd/2dJrA6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

That's it. Thanks!!

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (lJ0H4)

176 If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026


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Yeah, at school they always hyped the democracy aspects of Athens and ran down the military mind of Sparta. When I was nine, the thought of being taken from my family at age seven and hustled off to a military camp for the rest of my life sounded like the most frightening thing I could imagine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

177 I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point.

The Athenians invented ostracism, remember.

Basically pick out a guy you don't like, vote to exile him for a few years and then, when he comes back, do it all over again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (ufSfZ)

178 The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

Ignatius put that out? I'm surprised. Usually their fiction offerings are pretty solid and don't dabble in that kind of nonsense.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (ufSfZ)


Eleanor Nicholson is apparently an expert in Brams Stoker's Dracula. She edited an annotated version for Ignatius Press. I suspect a quid pro quo, but don't know for certain.

She's also written a novel featuring a Franciscan friar as werewolf, but I've not bothered reading it. She might know lots about Dracula but I was unimpressed with her skills as a story-teller.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (ksbjf)

179 I havent read it in years

Now the rosenbergs were bit players compared to say ted hall but they deserved thr death penalty

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (bXbFr)

180 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

And you watch it, why?
Posted by: Open a book instead


And you criticize someone for making a likely true observation, why?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (vTZFs)

181 Universe Today: Andy Tomaswick, "Starship Could Cut The Travel Time To Uranus In Half"
ScienceDaily just noticed this; it was posted 18 October last year.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (k/uNm)

182 Spartans are courageous but not bold. Athenians are bold but not courageous.

Boldness is impatient. Courage is long-suffering. Boldness cannot endure hardship or delay; it is ravenous, it must feed on victory or it dies. Boldness makes its seat upon the air; it is gossamer and phantom. Courage plants its feet upon the earth and draws its strength from God’s holy fundament.

The bold man is prideful, brazen, ambitious. The brave man calm, God-fearing, steady. The bold man seeks to divide; he wants his own and will shoulder his brother aside to loot it. The brave man unites. He succors his fellow, knowing that what belongs to the commonwealth belongs to him as well. The bold man covets; he sues his neighbor in the law court, he intrigues, he dissembles. The brave man is content with his lot; he respects that portion the gods have granted and husband it, comporting himself with humility as heaven’s steward.

In troubled times the bold man flails about in effeminate anguish, seeking to draw his neighbors into his misfortune, for he has no strength of character to fall back upon other than to drag others down to his own state of wickedness. Now the brave man. In dark hours he end

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (V4IXI)

183
Easter.
Making Christmas relevant for over 2000 years.

Posted by: He is risen! at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

184 Just want to put in another recommendation ( I have been doing it on the tech thread because I cannot normally get to the book thread ) for a most wonderful book for any Christian. It was written by Fr. John Pierre de Caussade who lived until the 1700's . He was a Jesuit priest but "The Joy of Full Surrender" has been a blessing to me and I'm sure to many other Christians, not just RC's. I am reading the version from Paraclete Press.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (m6Eem)

185 I think most Tolkien readers could never understand why the author thought giant bagles could fly.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (OZjJW)

186 Much lile catiline gets the worst of it, because sullust

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (bXbFr)

187 A caesar partisan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:37 AM (bXbFr)

188 My observation when I first read the above was it described the difference between the Left and the Right today.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:37 AM (V4IXI)

189 f you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026


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I guess so. But did it always have to be Jimmy Olsen? Yeah, Lois Lane was in there too, but I can imagine Superman/Kal-El/Clark found her pretty hot*, so he could forgive a lot of her hijinks.

We could have a Superman series where he rescues an Innocent (a la U.N.C.L.E.), a non-superhero or even someone with nascent powers he/she doesn't know how to control, who grows from being a dope to a true adult. Maybe they did that in the comics; I've forgotten.

* Not the Margot Kidder or Noel Neill Lois. The Amy Adams Lois, for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

190 157 Castle Guy, have you considered an AI slop machine?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (k/uNm)

173Dare I suggest.... AI? I've seen a couple of YT vids about doing that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

Honestly, I haven't revisited any comic idea-creating ambitions since AI art became a thing..But I doubt I'd be happy doing anything in that direction....

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:39 AM (Lhaco)

191 A hot take.

HealthRanger
@HealthRanger
The second pilot is probably already a P.O.W. And since the U.S. terror regime has been carrying out war crimes against Iran on a daily basis, it's a big question how he might be treated. Fortunately, the Iranians are not as barbaric as Trump or the genocidal Zionists.

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If you love Iran so much why don't you just marry it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

192 Good morning dear morons and thanks Perfesser

Discovered reading Hegseth's last book it was his idea to rename to the Department of War.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)


Enough time has passed since 1949-ish when all of the military branches were merged into the Department of Defense. The previous "War Department" very much meant the Army, and the Air Force (rightly, or wrongly, had just been made a separate service branch).

Renaming the DoD to Department of War is genius. It neatly side-steps the old emotional baggage, and re-embraces the warrior ethos.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ksbjf)

193 Fun trivia about early Superman - in the 30’s and early 40’s there was a mostly forgotten series of films featuring a wisecracking female reporter who investigated and solved crimes. The character was named Torchy Blane, and the creator of Superman admitted that Lois Lane was created as a direct play off that character.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (UA2di)

194 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

Do they have Special Olympic influencers?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:41 AM (V4IXI)

195 OK, folks, I've got to tidy things up and start lunch. Today is a day of rest (Ben-Hur on TCM at noon) and then back to writing tomorrow.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (ufSfZ)

196 @186...Cicero too, of course. Cicero was defending a corrupt order. A sloppy opportunist like Catiline probably deserved his fate but Cicero was no hero. Caesar proved that.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (m4BoI)

197 You can't play at war and not break your toys
Gen McClellan tried that

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (Ia/+0)

198
Happy Easter to everybody on the planet!

Remember those in Europe and Canada that love America, and are bedeviled with minority-vote "leaders" who hate it, or at least are mad their grift is being cut off.

On the other hand... shame on Donald Trump for dropping an F-bomb in a public statement.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (Y8DZL)

199 Fun trivia about early Superman - in the 30’s and early 40’s there was a mostly forgotten series of films featuring a wisecracking female reporter who investigated and solved crimes. The character was named Torchy Blane, and the creator of Superman admitted that Lois Lane was created as a direct play off that character.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026


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I always thought Siegel and Shuster named Lois after the Lane sister actresses, Priscilla and Lola. Both were already movie icons when the boys created Superman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

200 189 f you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026

Best retard in any of the Superman iterations: Ned Beatty as Lex Luthor’s bungling assistant. He’s like Pinky to Luthor’s Brain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (UA2di)

201 Tom Servo, TCM shows the Torchy Blaine films every now and again. You can get the complete collection on Amazon for about 30 bucks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (ufSfZ)

202 He is risen!

Uh-oh...

Posted by: Judas at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (JW6Az)

203 Fuck A**h.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)
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While it's true that neither you nor I believe one iota in Islamic theology, the generic use of the term "Allah" is no different than the generic use of the term "G-d".

Trump was mocking Iran is his praise but not at the expense of actually praising G-d, as Trump worships him.

That being said, f**k Islam and Mohatmed, Piss Be Upn Him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (1o8D5)

204 And now, from outer space . . .

Brandon Berkoff
@spacebrandonb
I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.
Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter.
I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.

https://is.gd/eYZbvm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

205 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

206 148 I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

Too positive for today, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

It was odd when I first encountered Jimmy doing something like that in the comics. That part of Jimmy never got adapted in the tv shows, where I first saw the character, so I had no idea it even existed. And since I've read very few comics with Jimmy in them, I've yet to internalize that type of characterization, so it still feels odd to see...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Lhaco)

207 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

For the time being, yes, but the military is not finished with deep strike missions according to Drumpf's Hilter-like post today, which means our hope of a videos emerging of a battered and bruised US pilot (ideally several) being dragged along the streets of Tehran before being beheaded is still in play.

Posted by: US mainstream resistance media at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Y1sOo)

208 Best retard in any of the Superman iterations: Ned Beatty as Lex Luthor’s bungling assistant. He’s like Pinky to Luthor’s Brain.

It was a little bitty part.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (OZjJW)

209 And the wiki article on the Torchy Blane character says that in the fifth film of the series, she was played by . . . Lola Lane! Ta-da!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (wzUl9)

210 I always thought Siegel and Shuster named Lois after the Lane sister actresses, Priscilla and Lola. Both were already movie icons when the boys created Superman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

No doubt they had multiple influences. But as written, the Lois Lane and Torchy Blane characters are almost identical. Torchy gets in peril in most of her stories, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (UA2di)

211 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

212 Bowe Bergdahl
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

And the Left embraced him IIRC.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (V4IXI)

213 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?

Bergdahl or something like that?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (vTZFs)

214 68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

AMEN
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (mAxUt)


I prayed for him during last evening's Easter Vigil. I petitioned several holy men and women to intercede: one of them being Servant of God, Fr. Vincent Capodanno, MM, a Navy Chaplain killed in Vietnam while tending his flock during an active battle. The Archdiocese of Military Services is presenting a case for sainthood to the Vatican in the coming weeks.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (ksbjf)

215 Good morning, horde! Happy Easter! Христос воскрес!
Currently reading a series of "Dark Mafia" steamy romance novels by B.B. Hamel, just for some light entertainment.

Posted by: tankascribe at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (NtoJk)

216 From Sun Valley, Idaho. Yeesh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (0aYVJ)

217 He wasn't rescued but traded for some Taliban prisoners
Forgot his worthless ass

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)

218 It was odd when I first encountered Jimmy doing something like that in the comics. That part of Jimmy never got adapted in the tv shows, where I first saw the character, so I had no idea it even existed. And since I've read very few comics with Jimmy in them, I've yet to internalize that type of characterization, so it still feels odd to see...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


***
In one of the first JO comics I ever read, there is a Dr. Cyclops story. Jimmy and Lois's sister, Lucy, are apparently miniaturized by some special ray, and left to clamber about a room of furniture like the Incredible Shrinking Man. At one point Jimmy rips open a feather pillow, and we see the cloud of feathers around him, see him sneeze, and laugh at him along with Lucy . . . but it's an essential, fair clue. The feathers are in proportion to them! If they had really been shrunk, the feathers would have been gigantic.

The point: Jimmy realizes this and deduces that the whole thing is a hoax, a room filled with gigantic furniture. Now I don't recall the purpose given for this scheme. But the essential clue and Jimmy's reasoning were first class.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

219 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

220
Love the video of the guy creeping on the people at the no kinks rally.

Months ago my SIL happened on to a demonstration and whispered to one of the old ladies:

"Hey, look out, there's some MAGA people mixed in here spying".

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 10:55 AM (Y8DZL)

221 Tom Servo, Happy Easter!

the photos of six-bladed rotors on destroyed a/c I mentioned in the previous thread were on burned-out helicopters. MH-6/AH-6 Little Birds. Two were lost/destroyed. One possibility is they were destroyed by US forces at the same location as the sand-stuck C-130s, because they didn't have fuel remaining to return to base, and it was too dangerous to take time to refuel them on the ground. M/AH-6 helos do not have aerial refueling equipment. I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

222 He wasn't rescued but traded for some Taliban prisoners
Forgot his worthless ass
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0

Yes I should have said rescue attempts where other soldiers were injured.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (V4IXI)

223 Question:
I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)


John Maddox Roberts. He wrote a series featuring the character Decius Caelius Metellus the Younger, commander of a unit of vigiles.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:57 AM (ksbjf)

224 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)
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The very retired baseball player???

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (1o8D5)

225 Sandahl Bergman >>>> Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

226 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

227 May the peace and love of the risen Christ be with you all.

Be strong and brave.

Reach out to someone who is lonely and tell them they are loved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 10:59 AM (ZEKqJ)

228 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Reggie Jackson is alive? Huh.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (vTZFs)

229 The rain has slacked off. Supposedly we will have sunny but less hot conditions this p.m.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

230 I thought Jimmy Olsen was a photographer and not a reporter.

Bram Stokers "Dracula" is very superb and very Catholic.

I consider myself to be one of those who have not seen, but believe. How blessed and grateful I am.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)

231 Been listening to Pope Benedict's Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week. Currently at The Last Supper.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (DoBxX)
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How wonderful!

After his exposition of the High Priestly Prayer, I finished the book at a rapid pace. Pope Benedict was a superb teacher. Next on my list is another read of his book on Paul. Or, maybe, starting on "Faith and Politics".

Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2026 11:01 AM (rj6Yv)

232 I thought Jimmy Olsen was a photographer and not a reporter. . . .

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026


***
In the comics he was always described as "brash young cub reporter Jimmy Olsen."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (wzUl9)

233 a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna


That might be Iain Pears. He wrote a mystery series involving the art world, as well as some excellent novels on other subjects.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (4FsiB)

234 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)


Right, hand the dementia patient a baseball. I bet he tries to peal it and eat it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (snZF9)

235 I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

Hah. He might have to give his opinion from jail depending on his current charges and upcoming trial.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (V4IXI)

236 Text books are books.

Karol Markowicz
@karol
A teen cousin showed me this in her AP American Government book. Trump is similar ideologically to Hitler and Bernie Sanders is a touch off the center to the left.

https://is.gd/wBgxFf

Back in olden days, I would occasionally see what were purported to be text books from Nazi Germany that were so over the top I thought they were surely phony. Now I know they were not. One showed a picture of the half dozen or so great men of history and both Jesus and Hitler were included. Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain. OK, our math students of today couldn't get that one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

237 I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

Hah. He might have to give his opinion from jail depending on his current charges and upcoming trial.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (V4IXI)

Heh. My point stands. And, by the way, I just grabbed a name out of the air. Makes it more funnier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (0aYVJ)

238 I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that either! I did see a comment somewhere that at least one Little Bird was lost during the operation.

The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost. I looked up, and pointed out, that there are currently over 300 of them in long term storage at Davis Monthan AFB, waiting to be reactivated if needed.
Machines are always replaceable, people are not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (UA2di)

239 A golf buddy was former Army Ranger Special Forces guy. I love the story he told me about a time in Vietnam when they flew in a Catholic priest in for Mass. First thing the priest did was grant general absolution to everyone. Then the Liturgy of the Eucharist. Everyone received Communion.

I told him "All those Protestants just became Catholics."

LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (qFwJc)

240 ... Bram Stokers "Dracula" is very superb and very Catholic....
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)


I've never read the novel, so I did not know that. That explains why Ignatius Press published an annotated edition. Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 11:06 AM (ksbjf)

241 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

Texas and Florida have put a stop to that. At least past legislation. But you know the Left just ignores it.

Had a good King of the Hill episode on this subject.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:06 AM (V4IXI)

242 Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain.

I recall two.
One was an estimate of the fuel required to bomb Warsaw, "Capital Of International Jewry" ("the ordinance weighs such and such"). Note that at this time the Polish government was even more antisemitic than Hitler's.
Another involved the cost of various mental hospitals. How many soldiers could be paid with this amount? [Yay euthanasia.]
Yes, the NSDAP were the baddies.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (k/uNm)

243 That might be Iain Pears. He wrote a mystery series involving the art world, as well as some excellent novels on other subjects.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

I loved his Stone's Fall which is about, well, everything with a hidden in plain sight ending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (ndZc7)

244 Funny. When I had AP US History, we did not have a textbook. We had to buy "Birth of a Nation" and "Anatomy of Revolution."

My vocabulary was not good. Anatomy of Revolution was hard to read.

I bought it a few years ago. It is great.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:08 AM (qFwJc)

245 Heh. My point stands. And, by the way, I just grabbed a name out of the air. Makes it more funnier.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (0aYVJ)


It was teh funnier.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:09 AM (V4IXI)

246 Pouring down here

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:09 AM (Ia/+0)

247 I finished listening to the 4 book series, The Bound and the Broken, by Ryan Cahill. There are also 4 novellas that go with the series. I enjoyed it. I recommend it and you get bang for your buck. The last 2 books were 40+ and 50+ hours long. It's available on kindle unlimited if you have that. It's a dragon and mage epic.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:10 AM (VCgbV)

248 >>Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain.

Impossible to solve without a lot more information. Next question.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Y1sOo)

249 Passed = past

Can't blame auto correct on that. Just typing too fast.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:11 AM (V4IXI)

250 Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain. OK, our math students of today couldn't get that one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

The Texas Lege should mandate that Texas students show proficiency in calculating the fuel load needed for a B1 bomber to fly from Dyess AFB in Abilene to NYC and back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:11 AM (UA2di)

251 We could use some rain here. My well pump failed and I replaced it with some cheap Chinesium crap that failed after a month.

Saving up to buy a good one and have it professionally installed.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:12 AM (qFwJc)

252 I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that either! I did see a comment somewhere that at least one Little Bird was lost during the operation.

The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost. I looked up, and pointed out, that there are currently over 300 of them in long term storage at Davis Monthan AFB, waiting to be reactivated if needed.
Machines are always replaceable, people are not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (UA2di)


Those a$$holes are just disappointed that the IRGC was denied the opportunity to torture and then behead that flight crewman. On the flip-side, the flight crews flying over Iran now know for certain that this administration will not abandon them.

The big picture, the C-130 is not all that expensive. It's a 4-prop transport.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 11:12 AM (ksbjf)

253 I loved the LOTR movies but I never read the books. I have heard in the 20+ years from husband how bad they are compared to the books. I still put them on and enjoy them and he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.

Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

254 David Hewson wrote the Nic Costa series about a Roman policeman who is an art aficionado. Caravaggio is prominently featured. It's set in contemporary times.

Posted by: Badgergal at April 05, 2026 11:15 AM (cs22I)

255 Bravo Two Zero

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at April 05, 2026 11:17 AM (jrgJz)

256 Math curriculum should be based on economics.

Adding up all the cost of benefits given to illegals, government fraud costs , etc.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:17 AM (V4IXI)

257 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.

Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (skR0U)

258 he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.
Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

I agree with your husband. *smiley face emoji goes here*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (0aYVJ)

259 Morning book readers.
So ealier this month a friend from jr high passed away. He beat cancer to have a heart attack. This put me onto farcebook to check things. Found that another friend from the same timeframe had passed also. Scott Grange. He had written a book in his last years called Flying Lessons.
Scott is one of the many I really regret not maintaining my friendship with over the years. Haven't seen him since 1988 when he left for college.
Anyway, I'm off to order a hardbound copy.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (ZhdAT)

260 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.
Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026


***
I can recall several girls in my high school math classes whom I wished to see dance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:20 AM (wzUl9)

261
253 I loved the LOTR movies but I never read the books. I have heard in the 20+ years from husband how bad they are compared to the books. I still put them on and enjoy them and he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.
Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

I am one who loves both the movies AND the books. Yes there were some errors, but nothing is perfect, the spirit of the books still shines through. And the world laid out in the books is so vast that there is no way that even 9 hours of screen time could capture more than a part of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:21 AM (UA2di)

262 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.

Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (skR0U)
-

All G-d's children got algorithm!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 11:22 AM (1o8D5)

263 In related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)

264 >>>14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
----

Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

>They were stuck in the Hotel California.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (UqSya)

265 Bowe Bergdahl
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

And the Left embraced him IIRC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (V4IXI)



Owbama and Biden praised he and his family as heroes.

I'll never forget the look on my Marine buddy's face at his retirement party at that time when they traded captured terrorists for that piece of shit.

"WHAT!?!?!?! The United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists!"

"Well, Owebama does."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

266 related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (c3Uld)

267
The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost.



Same motherless fucks who shrug at $10B Somali fraud.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:26 AM (c3Uld)

268 Billy carter sold a bunch to the libyans the c 130s

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:26 AM (bXbFr)

269 Howdy howdy Hordey. Glad I got here before the Book Thread expired. I would have commented sooner but I had to read about the fickleness of eagles. Keep thinking I'd like to re-read that great saga, but I'd like my red-cover hardback collection of The Red Book of Westmarch. Which is somewhere deep in the catacombs, alas.

How Book Threadish that this Easter day, there would be a brief quote from the Gospels and an extensive analysis of Tolkien's mighty work. Heh. As that dog with the hat drinking coffee says, it's fine.

A blessed Easter to alla y'all and your families.

✝️ He is Risen! ✝️

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (Qlfju)

270 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

271 Actually darryl strawberry is a believer in good stsnding

He spoke to our church in broward

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:28 AM (bXbFr)

272 related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US..


Witty and funny but would have been better if Strawberry hadn't praised Trump for the relatively recent pardon Trump gave him.

Still funny though.


Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:28 AM (V4IXI)

273 And . . . the rain has stopped. Maybe I should tote some trash out to the dumpster. . . ?

Nah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:29 AM (wzUl9)

274 The morgan freeman on twitter is white jive turkey

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:29 AM (bXbFr)

275 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

Hey, Reggie, go back to playing your kids game and let the adults do their job. Dumbass.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (5xuJ/)

276 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
----

Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


***
They're enjoying their peaceful easy feeling, and they know all about Sauron's lyin' eyes. You know -- the new kid in town.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (wzUl9)

277 Yes i dont see a viable deal but he wants to give then out before we blow more stuff up

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (bXbFr)

278 Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

I feel the same but admittedly I felt that way about Venezuela also. Granted there are a lot of differences between Iran and Venezuela where leaving any of the mullahs in charge would be a failure imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:33 AM (V4IXI)

279 This week's Kindle read was "Reaper's Crawl" by C.J. Carella, which is a "LitRPG Gamelit Apocalyptic Cultivation Fantasy"

What you may ask, is a "LitRPG Gamelit Apocalyptic Cultivation Fantasy" ? Basically, take an adventure story, and slap paragraphs of video game statistics into it. The Stats are in bold print, so they are easy to skim and skip as necessary.

Get past that, and you have a pretty good story of the Earth being turned into an Apocalyse by alien beings for essentially a reality TV series, only on a much bigger scale. I look forward to the next installment.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 11:36 AM (2xF0u)

280 Venezuela was just run by corrupt drug dealers, not by a death cult whose religious faith compelled them to try to bring about the nuclear-fueled end of the world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:36 AM (UA2di)

281 I'm sure Strawberry's a good dude - just a retired player from Jackson's era who had drug problems ba k in the day. I was kidding around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)

282 264 >>>14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
----
Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

>They were stuck in the Hotel California.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (UqSya)

They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:38 AM (UA2di)

283
lol, FOX has the woman who wore the bunny suit that scared the shit out of Biden on now.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 11:39 AM (Y8DZL)

284 Same motherless fucks who shrug at $10B Somali fraud.
Posted by: Heroq

MAZE
@mazemoore
In January Gavin Newsom ridiculed Dr. Oz for investigating hospice fraud in CA and said the investigations were purely political.

Since then, Oz has closed down 221 fraudulent hospice businesses in Los Angeles alone.

Gavin don't be angry. You've been campaigning for years. Someone has to do your job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:40 AM (ndZc7)

285 The Ace (American Classic Entertainment) Channel has been promising us Stoney Burke for a while. Finally an episode is on. It's a modern-day (1962, that is) Western drama series, B & W, with Jack Lord as a rodeo rider. I remember seeing it in the TV Guide when it was new, but have never seen an installment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

286 That Carella book sounds an awful lot like _Dungeon Crawler Carl_.

I started reading that one this week (Carl, not the Carella one), and I have to say it's hard going for me. The massive artificiality of the premise just kills any suspension of disbelief.

I played D&D for years, I even worked for game companies -- and I have next to ZERO interest in reading a novel about a person who is a character in a roleplaying game, let alone an online game.

Sure, I know there's a whole subgenre of Japanese comics and anime about people cast into RPG-type worlds, but in a way that just makes it worse: I can't even enjoy the originality of the idea.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (78a2H)

287 Idaho Spudboy,
Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (VCgbV)

288 Get 'em while they're hot!

Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Imagine paying $850 for general admission standing-room only seats for a Bruce Springsteen concert?
And then he gets up there and just lectures you about how much he hates Trump?
Was that a mention of the new world order?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:43 AM (ndZc7)

289 Trimegistus,
I agree. I listened to the first two books but gave up after that. I do like Donut though...🤗

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:45 AM (VCgbV)

290 I am wondering are they all having a laugh on Fox for their string pulling of Biden and pulling the wool over the American citizens?

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:47 AM (Ia/+0)

291
It should not be the aim of kingdom believers literally to imitate the outward life of Jesus in the flesh but rather to share his faith; to trust God as he trusted God and to believe in men as he believed in men. Jesus never argued about either the fatherhood of God or the brotherhood of men; he was a living illustration of the one and a profound demonstration of the other.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 11:48 AM (Qlfju)

292 pulling the wool over the American citizens?
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:47 AM (Ia/+0)

Yeah. That was itchy.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:50 AM (ZhdAT)

293 This guy really hates Strawberry:

https://youtu.be/8KgmHzAg4gw?si=2BCF8cA9Q9CpYSWm

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:50 AM (BI5O2)

294 And outta here to deal with assorted annoyances here at Casa Some Guy.

Thanks for the thread, Perfessor.

Have a good Easter Sunday, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 11:51 AM (q3u5l)

295 Iranian "ambassador" is refusing to leave Lebanon! Guy's no dummy...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2026 11:51 AM (XMwZJ)

296 291
It should not be the aim of kingdom believers literally to imitate the outward life of Jesus in the flesh but rather to share his faith; to trust God as he trusted God and to believe in men as he believed in men. Jesus never argued about either the fatherhood of God or the brotherhood of men; he was a living illustration of the one and a profound demonstration of the other.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link
---

Amen,
He is Risen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:52 AM (kA/fI)

297 Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Imagine paying $850 for general admission standing-room only seats for a Bruce Springsteen concert?


My offer is this: Nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:53 AM (guGkK)

298 'Bout time I headed off to do some chores too. Thanks to all for a great Easter Book Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

299 My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest...


One of the primary reasons Ft Lewis (Camp Lewis back then) was established was to quell labor issues with the loggers in Washington State. The Army and Navy needed the wood for the war effort, so troops were brought in to keep it flowing.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 11:54 AM (2WIwB)

300 No, I can't imagine paying anything to see Springsteen. A) his music sucks, and B) he sucks as a human being.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (XMwZJ)

301 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR

Joe Walsh said yes but Henley and Frey were just being pricks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (guGkK)

302 Book ordered.
The lawn mower isn't going to fix itself. Gotta go.
Thank you Prof.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (ZhdAT)

303 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

Same.

If the goal is regime change then a negotiated peace with the old regime make the war pointless.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (c3Uld)

304 A case of mistaken identity?

At Least 13 Injured As Vehicle Plows Into Louisiana Festival Parade

-
It wasn't an Easter parade. It was a Lao New Year Festival parade. But Mohammed may not have known that.

Identity of the perp has not been revealed so I'm just speculating about an hypothesis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

305 That Strawberry scene is one if the great meltdowns in movie history. Keitel is a good actor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:58 AM (BI5O2)

306 Idaho Spudboy,
Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (VCgbV)

I just started it, and I'm enjoying it.

C.J Carella had done a previous series, using the same format, a couple of years ago. I just try to enjoy them for the pulp adventure stories they basically are.

Picture R.A. Howard using the same format: "Conan's mighty thewes had gained a +150 in strength!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 11:59 AM (2xF0u)

307 Reading The Right Stuff by Thomas Wolfe (1979). Incredible descriptions about the type of guys the fighter pilots are, the risks of that job, the crazy task of trying to land jets on a pitching, yawing aircraft carrier in 60 foot waves , etc.

BTW, predicted spin from the left at your Easter dinner if you bring up the great rescue of the pilots: “If it weren’t for Trumps quagmire of a war we wouldn’t have to have spent all that money and risked lives to save them in the first place!”

Posted by: RM at April 05, 2026 12:01 PM (n/1Oj)

308 Nood F-15 rescue by Ace.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (2xF0u)

309 The Athenians invented ostracism, remember.

Basically pick out a guy you don't like, vote to exile him for a few years and then, when he comes back, do it all over again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (ufSfZ)


Being driven from Athens by a cracked pot

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (rbvCR)

310 Or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (A5RD0)

311 Reading The Right Stuff by Thomas Wolfe (1979). Incredible descriptions about the type of guys the fighter pilots are, the risks of that job, the crazy task of trying to land jets on a pitching, yawing aircraft carrier in 60 foot waves , etc.
----

Having rubbed shoulders with some Nav jet jocks, I can say that they have egos that are off the scale, but it seems to be a consequence of well-merited self confidence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

312 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)


. . . Because the Bush, Obama, and Biden methods of regime change and forever war seems to have been such an incredible success?

Don't criticize by stating "I don't understand" it makes you sound like a neocon proggy who means "I don't care because he is not following my advice"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (rbvCR)

313 In related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)
****************************

Daaaaarrrylllll...Daaaaarrrylllll...

Posted by: Bart & Lisa Simpson at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (88gK3)

314 The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading

Reading through comments today, and previous weeks, as an old comics fan, I find it amusing that so many commenters confess to reading funny books graphic novels and stories.

I don't recall that being so frequent back in the Ancient Times when I first started reading the book thread. I know I would have hesitated to drop a comment on the many, many illustrated media I've enjoyed amidst all the wise and learned commenters on history and high literature. Of course, I'm older and care less what anyone thinks than back in the Olde Days.

Much more a part of the zeitgeist now is Uncle Ben's wisdom, "with great power comes great responsibility." Much less the often-corrupted "Truth, Justice, and the American way."

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Qlfju)

315 149 In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
---

This is part of Japan's submission and adoption of American culture/domination and their success.

They were a warrior culture of character (not our values but logical, disciplined, and consistent) and saw us as a worthy adversary, whereas, they had no respect for the Europeans.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (kA/fI)

316 Whoops. Willowed again.
NOOD weekend ACE
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419200

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (Qlfju)

317 I loved his Stone's Fall which is about, well, everything with a hidden in plain sight ending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


That is my favorite book. High finance, battleships, intrigue, and a story that is like a matrushka doll, going backwards in time to tell the story.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (0U5gm)

318 "WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR"

Because we're not doing a Space 1999 crossover, that's why!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)

319 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
----

Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Don Henley said no. The acoustics were bad, and there wouldn't be the Third Encore with the Orcs there.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at April 05, 2026 01:48 PM (MKors)

320 Happy Easter!

A scientifically confirmed miracle. “Jesus Cures a Blind Man at Bethsaida”

This is not a “living parable” as has been said for centuries. It’s a message across time. From the time of Christ to a time when where we understand eyes enough to know that when sight has been restored (or baby’s new eyes) the brain needs time to understand the 3d world that they are seeing. Jesus calibrates his eyes and this is the most important and misunderstood bible passage in the world. Because Peter’s testimony (on which Mark’s gospel is based) gives us a real scientifically confirmable miracle.

22 And they came to Beth-sa′ida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. 23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, “Do you see anything?” 24 And he looked up and said, “I see men; but they look like trees, walking.” 25 Then again he laid his hands upon his eyes; and he looked intently and was restored, and saw everything clearly. 26 And he sent him away to his home, saying, “Do not even enter the village.”

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:04 PM (QXLqd)

321 More religious Easter tech…

thecatholicherald.com/article/ shroud-of-turin-dates-from-time-of-christ-scientists-reveal

New technology places it as 2000 years old. The carbon dating was from the frayed edges that had been darned over time and had middle age material mixed within.

He is Risen.

Shroud of Turin tinyurl here…

https://tinyurl.com/yjacxd6j

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QXLqd)

322 Late, as usual, but WTH...
As my late mother used to say, "You're so dumb, you're happy."
There's a grain of truth to that, illustrated by my loss... no, strike that, diminished pleasure in reading John Grisham's The Whistler.
I live in Navajo County, AZ, where more than a third of the county is taken up by two Indian Reservations: Navajo and White Mountain Apache. I've had a conversation with the Sheriff about the legal issues raised, issues that Gresham is either ignorant of, or ignores for dramatic purpose. Specifically, criminal activity jurisdiction of non-tribal people while on the rez. The tribe has no authority, nor does local law enforcement for felonies. The FBI has uncontested authority in those cases.
In the book, the bad guys commit a murder on tribal lands, and the white protagonists thrash about for most of the remainder of the book, trying to get the FBI involved. When they finally do, the story is wrapped up in two chapters.
It took me right out of the story, because I'm internally yelling, "Get the FBI!" repeatedly, when I'm not also yelling internally,"No, FBI agent, you don't need to develop a nexus to do something, it's a fucking murder on tribal land."

Posted by: buddhaha at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (0r3iH)

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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat