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Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 04:00 AM (C67kD) 2
ONT warned.
Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 04:02 AM (C67kD) 3
No one else around? Morning (evening) Pixy.
Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 04:03 AM (C67kD) 4
w00t
Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:04 AM (fNISR) 5
Okay, off to read the content.
Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 04:04 AM (C67kD) 6
Also, Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend in Australia (for those states that follow it) so starting Tuesday these posts will be half an hour later. Or thereabouts.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 02, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1) 7
Nice first-second-third trifecta, clarence!
Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:04 AM (fNISR) Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2026 04:07 AM (rdVOm) 9
>>>Sounds good as long as I don't have to write term papers longhand.
#metoo I was in a class where it was required to write papers by hand. I typed about a bazillion words a minute, and for pay, and I asked to be able to type my papers. I was told no; because when people typed and made typos, they blamed the typos on the typing and on the typewriter. And I said: how about if I take responsibility for any typos. And I was given an exception! This was An Important Life Lesson. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:13 AM (fNISR) 10
G'Day everyone
Cat napping at best since 2am Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 04:16 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2026 04:20 AM (rdVOm) 12
Uh oh! Carnival's infested. Looks like... 304.
Posted by: SciVo at April 02, 2026 04:21 AM (Sy6m/) 13
Night JQ!
Posted by: SciVo at April 02, 2026 04:21 AM (Sy6m/) 14
Dropped 30 degrees since 8pm
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0) 15
Tech startup R3 Bio is creating brainless clones for organ harvesting.
**** I thought the market for politicians was already over saturated. Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 04:23 AM (C67kD) 16
8 Hi, Pixy! Hi, late-night horde!
youtu.be/gPhTpMjAmxQ Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2026 04:07 AM (rdVOm) I clicked that and ... my shoulders went down immediately! Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:24 AM (fNISR) 17
Tech startup R3 Bio is creating brainless clones for organ harvesting. (MIT Technology Review)
I'm expecting the Democrats to give them the vote any day now. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 04:31 AM (6ydKt) 18
G'morning, all!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 04:33 AM (iMotb) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 04:34 AM (iMotb) 20
Tech startup R3 Bio is creating brainless clones for organ harvesting. (MIT Technology Review)
Hey, I've seen this one! It's a classic! I got about halfway through the article and it became too terrifying. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:35 AM (fNISR) 21
I just listened to Ketanji Brown’s attempt to argue that a wallet theft in Japan would necessarily create an “under the jurisdiction of” part of our 14th amendment by a prosecution of said crime. At least that’s my interpretation of her insane hypothetical questioning. She sounds disturbed, if not just retarded. But, that’s the brilliance of our current Supreme Court.
Posted by: Unkaren at April 02, 2026 04:35 AM (OTOad) 22
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 04:36 AM (o4wD0) 23
21 I just listened to Ketanji Brown’s attempt to argue that a wallet theft in Japan would necessarily create an “under the jurisdiction of” part of our 14th amendment by a prosecution of said crime. At least that’s my interpretation
Posted by: Unkaren at April 02, 2026 04:35 AM (OTOad) A broadly shared interpretation. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:38 AM (fNISR) 24
Ketanji is a perfect example of what DEI has done to the nations intellect.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 04:43 AM (iMotb) 25
Ace took up the Ketanji Wallet story yesterday under "Quick Hits":
Justice DEI wanted to prove that it's no big deal if millions of Fake American Citizens actually owe their primary allegiance to a hostile foreign country, so she embarrassed herself again. She claimed that if you're in Japan and subject to Japan's laws, that means you "locally owe your allegiance" to Japan so what does it matter if we have 10 million Chinese anchor babies planted here by the CCP? We all owe our allegiance to some other country sometimes, baby. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR) 26
Tech startup R3 Bio is creating brainless clones for organ harvesting. (MIT Technology Review)
Wasn't that the basic plot line for 'The Island'? Maybe 'Coma'? It's a fairly popular subject for dystopian scifi. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 04:46 AM (o4wD0) 27
They weren't brainless in The Island. Coma they were brain dead. Thought i just felt a quake and there was one 11 miles NW of Santa Cruz
Posted by: Dark L at April 02, 2026 04:52 AM (KAi1n) 28
I have little time to tarry
While others make merry Dreams of Olympian heights And lovely earthy sprites Will lead me to my rest As all hope for the best fin Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 04:53 AM (C67kD) 29
Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner @AlysssaHazel Replying to @InsiderWire Trump: "Marco?" *from deep inside the white house* Rubio: *a deep sigh* Polo? Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:54 AM (fNISR) 30
Hanne Blank @hanneblank One of my students has used the word "fucktangular" in an informal essay to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. l am in the presence of greatness and l am stealing this word. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:57 AM (fNISR) Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:59 AM (fNISR) 32
I clicked that and ... my shoulders went down immediately!
Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 04:24 AM (fNISR) Perhaps you prefer the Jack of Diamonds to the King? Golden Earring - Twilight Zone (Official Music Video) https://youtu.be/msg-inxE8NU *NSFW* Posted by: SciVo at April 02, 2026 05:00 AM (Sy6m/) 33
Looks like the replacement Kwikset smart lock arrives today.
On the downside, the 2006 Volvo V70 replacement turbo appears to have developed a good size shaft oil seal leak into the airside housing. And a need for a replacement for the replacement passenger side axle. Both repairs would be under warranty but replacing the turbo is a royal pain. Would rather replace Kwikset locks. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 05:03 AM (iMotb) 34
R3/Brainless Clones: One of the ideas they put forward is being able to have your brain transplanted into a younger clone of yourself in a sort-of-fountain-of-youth scenario.
I can imagine this going wrong. - Medical technology has advanced enough to do this, complete with full joining up of all the nerves. - The operation is a success. - The patient goes horribly and utterly mad not because of post-op infection or tissue rejection, but because while they're in a clone of their own body, and their mind had already adjusted to the older version, and it unexpectedly refuses to make the necessary adjustments to a younger version. (Extra bonus points if the patient is named Frank.) G'morning Horde! @Pixy: Plenty of tech news this morning, well done. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 05:03 AM (O7YUW) 35
On the more positive side, Maryland Governor Wes Moore, AKA Chocolate Jesus 2.0, seems to be developing a disturbing trend in approval.
https://tinyurl.com/4hke9k5b Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 05:05 AM (iMotb) 36
Listening to any Leftist tie themselves into knots trying to make a argument is mind blowing.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Ia/+0) 37
@35/Village Idiot's Apprentice: "On the more positive side, Maryland Governor Wes Moore, AKA Chocolate Jesus 2.0, seems to be developing a disturbing trend in approval."
The guy can't even lie well, so he's not qualified to be a politician. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 05:10 AM (O7YUW) 38
No weak coffee today
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 05:13 AM (MIIRH) 40
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2026 05:13 AM (tljrc) 41
"discourtesy phone", lol Pixy!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 05:13 AM (MIIRH) 42
"The guy can't even lie well, so he's not qualified to be a politician."
I would argue the point that Democrat Politicians are not required to lie well. But simply to lie. Watch or read any utterance from the Left. They vomit falsehoods with no effort to make their statements believable. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 05:14 AM (iMotb) 43
I'm not seeing any major media coverage of the President's brief talk to the nation last night.
Therefore, I assume that it went well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 05:15 AM (iMotb) 44
I kind of remember Tommy Tutone but not that one
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 05:19 AM (Ia/+0) 45
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2026 05:21 AM (bQ4nt) 46
https://tinyurl.com/4v4kmm2h
Broken Peach covers Walk like a Egyptian Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 05:22 AM (Ia/+0) 47
I'm not seeing any major media coverage of the President's brief talk to the nation last night.
Therefore, I assume that it went well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 05:15 AM (iMotb) Words, many words. Boasts, recaps, and ... vast emptiness. Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 02, 2026 05:23 AM (EcHpA) 48
A new political ad from the communists in VA. They really want me to vote yes to gerrymander the state in favor of the communists because #BADORANGEMAN!!! This time some super sincere female 'doctor' who was super duper sincere, was mewling,,,uh,,,talking. Sincerely!
I'm not moved by there sincerity. Seems sketchy. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 05:26 AM (o4wD0) 49
Time for the morning walk.
BBIAB Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 05:35 AM (iMotb) 50
a liar's sincerity is by definition sketchy. at best.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 05:36 AM (MIIRH) 51
This is the first I'd heard of the 30-minute Australian Daylight Saving scheme. The changeover must be truly wrenching.
For reference, a surprising number of places, not just Halifax, differ from The Rest of The World by just half an hour. New Zealand is a real hum-dinger. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 02, 2026 05:45 AM (zdLoL) 52
@44/Skip: "I kind of remember Tommy Tutone but not that one"
Probably this one? https://youtu.be/tHL2XeuA6Yg Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 05:48 AM (O7YUW) 53
I assume that it went well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Those who expected the end of NATO or the expulsion of the UN will have to wait until next week's episode. My hopes are still up. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 02, 2026 05:48 AM (zdLoL) 54
Grumpy - thats it
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 05:52 AM (Ia/+0) 55
@51/Way, Way Downriver: "For reference, a surprising number of places, not just Halifax, differ from The Rest of The World by just half an hour."
The province of Ontario in Canada passed a law to go to permanent DST back in 2020, but it's conditional upon Quebec and NY State doing the same. This leads to situations where everyone is waiting on everyone else to "go first", and nobody does. Here we are, six years later, and we're still doing the time change dance twice a year. Freakin' lame. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 05:55 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 06:06 AM (fNISR) 57
huh, now 30, still raining ... a layer of ice forming on everything.
long time since we had a proper ice storm. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 06:10 AM (MIIRH) 58
Left my driver's side window down, seat is a bit wet
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 06:13 AM (Ia/+0) 59
Good morning, one and all. The storms were pretty impressive last night but they ended before I drove into work.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2026 06:14 AM (+4yJ5) 60
34 R3/Brainless Clones: One of the ideas they put forward is being able to have your brain transplanted into a younger clone of yourself in a sort-of-fountain-of-youth scenario.
I can imagine this going wrong. - The patient goes horribly and utterly mad not because of post-op infection or tissue rejection, but because while they're in a clone of their own body, and their mind had already adjusted to the older version, and it unexpectedly refuses to make the necessary adjustments to a younger version. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 05:03 AM (O7YUW) And even if not mad, feeling "off" forever and ever in every move you make. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 06:15 AM (fNISR) 61
Evening and morning for all on this hot humid Thor's Day in Da Swamp! The big black cat, amazingly, let me sleep for a change.
Re: the video: When Tommy Tutone burst out in the '80s with that "Jenny" song with the phone number, I thought his name was spelled "Two-Tone," like a 1950s car paint job. I wasn't in radio any longer and didn't read Billboard, so I didn't know. So, whatcha doin'? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9) 62
The black-haired girl in the striped dress has a nice "young Suzanne Pleshette" vibe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9) 63
R3/Brainless Clones: One of the ideas they put forward is being able to have your brain transplanted into a younger clone of yourself in a sort-of-fountain-of-youth scenario.
I can imagine this going wrong. - The patient goes horribly and utterly mad not because of post-op infection or tissue rejection, but because while they're in a clone of their own body, and their mind had already adjusted to the older version, and it unexpectedly refuses to make the necessary adjustments to a younger version. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 *** I could deal with this. It might take me a little while, but I'm sure I could handle it just fine. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9) 64
So, whatcha doin'?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9) Wondering how the heck a city can make you pay a fee to write and self-publish in your own home. Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 02, 2026 06:21 AM (1Ff7Z) 65
mornin yall. This caretaker stuff will wear you down. I hope I can get a new body so my kids won't have to deal with cranky lethargic fd.
Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 06:22 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2026 06:23 AM (z6vIg) 67
I've got a whole bunch of old memory, from Pc-100 to 6300 and beyond, like 12800. A bunch of old ECC server memory too. I wonder if it's worth anything.
Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 06:32 AM (vFG9F) 68
I'm up early. Quick coffee. Friends' cat came in. Too much energy and Snowflake is outside.
'Morning Joe' is on. They're playing a clip from 2012. It's helpful when they declare defeat before wars even start. Apparently, President Trump thought the war was only going to be a couple of days. Quagmire! Also, due to President Trump's poor planning, Artemis isn't at the moon yet. Hopelessly lost in space. The hits keep on coming. Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 06:33 AM (Sco7b) 69
Good morning everyone. Another unseasonably warm day here in the foothills, with highs into the 80's. Be well.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 02, 2026 06:33 AM (IH1df) 70
It will be all over for Trump if he does not wrap this up next week.
Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 06:36 AM (vFG9F) 71
I hope I can get a new body so my kids won't have to deal with cranky lethargic fd.
Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 *** To have the horniness of myself at 28, say, no (admittedly mild) arthritis in my thumb joints, no need to take blood pressure pills -- the common sense of me now, plus the energy of me then -- "Sign me up, baby. And by the way, nurse, how you doin'?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9) 72
the walls, they are closing in! Aiieee!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 06:38 AM (MIIRH) 73
Today is "Noir Day" on the Movies! Channel. Right now, The Chase w/ Robert Cummings and Peter Lorre, with more goodies to follow.
Mike Hammer, the 1950s version, and Stoney Burke never materialized on that new channel I found. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9) 74
I think I would take a chance on it, if it were on offer ... Wolfus & fd capture the upsides rather well
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 06:42 AM (MIIRH) Posted by: Marooned at April 02, 2026 06:42 AM (kt8QE) 76
- The patient goes horribly and utterly mad not because of post-op infection or tissue rejection, but because while they're in a clone of their own body, and their mind had already adjusted to the older version, and it unexpectedly refuses to make the necessary adjustments to a younger version.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 02, 2026 05:03 AM (O7YUW) And even if not mad, feeling "off" forever and ever in every move you make. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 06:15 AM (fNISR I watch older kids shows since no messaging, and funny. There was one episode of a show where two identical twins went into their genius friends' lab, screwed around and switched bodies. The genius kid didn't see a problem. "You're IDENTICAL twins!!" But one of the twins replied "But we can't grow up to be who we were meant to be." It was cute. Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 06:45 AM (Sco7b) 77
I'm not seeing any major media coverage of the President's brief talk to the nation last night.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice He said, "Hello, all you stupid bad of vegetables. I am, of this time, on the way... to the moon. I choose this not because it is easy but because it's difficult... bigly." Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2026 06:46 AM (diia5) 78
R3/Brainless Clones: One of the ideas they put forward is being able to have your brain transplanted into a younger clone of yourself in a sort-of-fountain-of-youth scenario.
And then you find out you have Alzheimer's at 23. Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2026 06:48 AM (+4yJ5) 79
All of you lunatics with Trump Derangement can calm your tits.
He hasn't renamed the Kennedy Space Centre to the Trump-Kennedy Space Center, yet. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 02, 2026 06:48 AM (UqSya) 80
Good morning morons
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 06:48 AM (RIvkX) 81
Trump made the media cover him... on April Fools Day.
Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2026 06:48 AM (Q+gd/) 82
I listened to Trump. It was a bit rambling, but he always talks that way. "The best the world's ever seen..." I think his goal was to quell gas price anxiety. Of course he's not going to give a finish date because it cant be known. He did repeat that we have been at war with Iran for 47 years and he promised Iran would not have a nuclear weapon. "It was nearly too late..." So, here we are.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 02, 2026 06:48 AM (s1NDj) 83
66 2Tb of ddr5 is 75k
128gb is a measly 2k now. Insanity. Posted by: Thomas Bender I bought 128GB of DDR5 this time last year for $300. And 128GB of DDR4 on New Year's Eve for $400. That sale disappeared fast. Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 02, 2026 06:56 AM (BLOW1) 84
71 I hope I can get a new body so my kids won't have to deal with cranky lethargic fd.
Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 *** To have the horniness Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9) ... and that's where some of us quit reading. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:03 AM (fNISR) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 07:04 AM (MIIRH) 86
Errands today: wash and spray-wax the car and put dressing on the tires. (The new Continentals, in front, make the Buick drive incredibly well even over somewhat rough pavement. We went out for ie cream last night just so that I could drive it some more.) And I need to mail my estimated Q1 fed tax payment, and ship off my state taxes for my refund.
Tomorrow is the horror of that woke Korean professor spouting communist babble at my old employer, though I will get a free lunch out of it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 07:05 AM (MIIRH) 88
To have the horniness
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 * ... and that's where some of us quit reading. Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 *** Then let's just call it "energy" and leave it at that. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9) 89
87 ... and that's where some of us quit reading.
and signed on! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 07:05 AM (MIIRH) heh Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:06 AM (fNISR) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 02, 2026 07:08 AM (DDJSl) 91
Then let's just call it "energy" and leave it at that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9) ===== Energize! Energize! Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 02, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX) 92
90
*hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 02, 2026 07:08 AM (DDJSl) Oh, I just noticed: Hi(llary) C(linton) Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:09 AM (fNISR) 93
euphemisms are futile!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 07:13 AM (MIIRH) 94
dysphemisms are the worst
Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:15 AM (fNISR) 95
true dat!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2026 07:16 AM (MIIRH) 96
Hillary . . . When, oh, when is that old bat going home to whatever circle of Hell that will have her? Justice would mean her eternity would include being taunted, "You were never president . . . you were never president. . . ."
Of course, when she does pass, the enema-media will screech endlessly about her "ground-breaking accomplishments." I know I don't want to hear or read about that. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:16 AM (wzUl9) 97
@83
>>I bought 128GB of DDR5 this time last year for $300. I'm sorted out for the long haul, but you know, sometimes you got a bug to build a new system or pimp out an existing one. No more. The baseline to build a high tear system has jumped 2k between memory and graphics cards, putting it in the 4k-5k price range. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2026 07:17 AM (z6vIg) 98
Energize! Energize!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 02, 2026 *** I'm 28 again, Wesley. What's that hot mother of yours doing tonight? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9) 99
The baseline to build a high tear system has jumped 2k between memory and graphics cards, putting it in the 4k-5k price range.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2026 *** I'd be weeping at that price, too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9) 100
100
Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:19 AM (fNISR) 101
She's washing her hair!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 02, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:20 AM (fNISR) 103
I hadn't read the term "dysphemism" before. Good word.
"Hillary Clinton is a snake": dysphemism! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:21 AM (wzUl9) 104
She's washing her hair!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 02, 2026 *** I'll be glad to give her a hand. Or both of them. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2026 07:21 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: m at April 02, 2026 07:22 AM (fNISR) 106
JJ nood.
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