Pesach Cafe

When I was young, I wondered why my Easter egg decorating kit said it was for "Paques." That's just the French for the old Latin term "Pascha" which just means Pesach or Passover. Most Romance language countries call Easter something like "Paques:" -- Spanish Pascua, Italian Pasqua. Easter is specifically an Old English word and probably means "dawn."

The English word "Easter" originates from Old English Eastre or Eostre, likely derived from a Proto-Germanic root for "dawn" (austron-) or a springtime goddess associated with the east. This name is traditionally linked to the rising sun, symbolizing the resurrection, and was adopted to replace earlier Pascha celebrations.

Dune: Meowsiah.

Dog slept so deeply he attracted a vulture.

Big bunny bread for its meat is rescued and living his best bunny life.

Puppy's been training for this very moment his whole life.

Street argument.

Rescuing a neglected senior dog (who looks like a teddy bear now).

Last week I posted a short video of a bear waking up from hibernation with Stage IV bedhead. There's more to the story. That was an elderly circus bear callously discarded by the people he used to make money for. He's now been rescued and given his own paddock to walk around in.

Low-energy cat.

Lightning strikes are God's way of telling you Do Better. #DoBetter, people.

Cats are why we can't have nice things. Further evidence.

I will never forget this dog's birthday party because it's a nightmare dreamed by a demon.

Guys pretending to listen to their wives.

Koalas should be seen not heard. Fuck man that's awful.

Cruisin' the strip.

Smol..🐈😍 pic.twitter.com/RtlK2Mgika
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 2, 2026

Slidy cats..🐅🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/Q6Ln0M2SKf
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 2, 2026

Dog found a week after owner survives 180ft fall at remote waterfall..🐶🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/pfj6YAgCXC
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 2, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:37 PM

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 02, 2026 07:37 PM (NcvvS)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Waterfall fall. Yikes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

4 My sleeping soundly story. Look out at the pasture and a cow is lying down. 3 hours later the cow is still.lying down. Assumption, cow is dead so I'll drag it off at the end of the day. Call the owners of said cow to let them know.

Fire up tractor and gather chains... the cow got up and walked away.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:43 PM (+nEug)

5 Loved the parrot telling the dog about his day.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 02, 2026 07:43 PM (NcvvS)

6 English still uses the word “Pascal” to refer to Easter associated events and activities.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 07:44 PM (cKPyM)

7 I always hated the smell of vinegar and because of that never really enjoyed dying eggs.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9)

8 6 English still uses the word “Pascal” to refer to Easter associated events and activities.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 07:44 PM (cKPyM)

Like compiling banking software over the long weekend

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

9 "Paschal" might be the word you're looking for

Posted by: gKWVE, looking all innocent at April 02, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

10 Our cats use to bury under blankets, always was afraid someone might sit on them.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Oh cool. I was thinking about Pascal. He was a mathametician of course but also a Christian apologist and Catholic theoligian.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 07:47 PM (3uBP9)

12 English won't be doing anything Pascal soon enough
But Ramadan will be a big holiday

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

13
TLI burn imminent:

https://is.gd/LsKlEo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

14 My sleeping soundly story. Look out at the pasture and a cow is lying down. 3 hours later the cow is still.lying down. Assumption, cow is dead so I'll drag it off at the end of the day. Call the owners of said cow to let them know.

Fire up tractor and gather chains... the cow got up and walked away.
Posted by: Ben Had

Udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2026 07:49 PM (HW/1v)

15 I'm still laughing at Dune part 3.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:49 PM (V4IXI)

16 But Pascal is a french name derived from the same Easter word.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 07:49 PM (3uBP9)

17
I see a curve! Fake and gay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:49 PM (w6EFb)

18 On April 1, Delhi Public Works Department Minister Parvesh Sahib Singh announced the phased removal and replacement of roughly 140,000 Chinese-manufactured CCTV cameras — the majority supplied by Hikvision and its rival Dahua (Zhejiang Dahua Technology).

These devices, installed under the previous AAP government between 2020 and 2022, make up more than half of the city’s 274,000-camera network. They are now being ripped down and swapped for secure, India-compliant systems.

Posted by: 13times at April 02, 2026 07:49 PM (RiT5e)

19 I mean, Pascal is a sort of common religious word, Pascal Lamb and all but I guess I never matched it with the mathematician's name

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)

20 Seen on Insty: novelty "love chocolate" is being recalled because it contains "life threatening" amounts of Viagra.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 07:51 PM (aUxYo)

21 There have been baseball players named Easter and Pasqua.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2026 07:51 PM (AlhUl)

22 7 I always hated the smell of vinegar and because of that never really enjoyed dying eggs.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 07:44 PM
Eggs can survive vinegar quite nicely. Have you ever been to an old time bar?

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

23 Live NASA stream of the upcoming TLI burn:
https://is.gd/Fa4KLg

Isaacman is there in MC himself for this one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (w6EFb)

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Thanks for the link! TLI -- TransLunar Injection burn.

AND WE JUST SAW THE BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)!

[From the prior thread:]

Speaking of stuff that doesn't work in real life. Apparently the astronauts are using Microsoft Outlook to send/receive emails, manage their calendar, and todo lists. Its not working.

https://is.gd/nJlqKc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:52 PM (seACy)

24 I'm calming down. My dog Ralphy seems like he's trying to kill himself.

It's been two weeks since he fell out of my bed. I took away the doggy stairs so he can't jump up there without me around. I lift him up. I lift him down. Not a problem.

He went outside. Came back in. I'm in my chair looking for a horror movie. For some reason, this 14.7 year old dog decides he'll run and jump on the bed like he used to do. His bacl legs are very strong, but not THAT strong.

Ralphy hit the bed, fell backwards. He's fine. He's walking. He looked so stunned. I have two more weeks of pain pills. He's laying on the bed now. Still WTF?

The vet always comments how full of life he is for his age. Still. WTF??

Thanks for letting me vent.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 02, 2026 07:52 PM (Sco7b)

25

9 "Paschal" might be the word you're looking for
Posted by: gKWVE, looking all innocent at April 02, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

You people and your hoity toity h’s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 07:52 PM (cKPyM)

26 Just saw a video (Department of War channel on YT). Hegseth announcing that military bases were made gun free zones. That ends today. Hope it's real.

IIRC, disarming troops on base started in one of the Bush terms. Could be wrong about that.

Posted by: JTB at April 02, 2026 07:52 PM (yTvNw)

27 Eromero, Cajun spiced pickled eggs on the menu around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:53 PM (+nEug)

28 I'm watching the TLI burn from Orion on NASA's live feed page right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:53 PM (ESVrU)

29 Fire up tractor and gather chains... the cow got up and walked away.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:43 PM (+nEug)

Ha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 02, 2026 07:53 PM (zYpTz)

30 Oh, yeah, I forgot PASCAL was a programming language.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 07:53 PM (3uBP9)

31 IIRC, disarming troops on base started in one of the Bush terms. Could be wrong about that.

Posted by: JTB

H.W.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2026 07:54 PM (HW/1v)

32 Hegseth announcing that military bases were made gun free zones. That ends today. Hope it's real.

It's real, Hegseth also posted it on X and several other official DoW channels.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 07:54 PM (aUxYo)

33 Dash, enjoying your lovely gift this evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)

34 Do they use 2FA in space? I hate that squit.

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 07:55 PM (UoFpr)

35 Oh, yeah, I forgot PASCAL was a programming language.

Back in the 80s it was the "language of the future" because it was very difficult to write unsafe programs in.

The only thing new about the Rust programming language (which gets the same press today) is that it's touted as transgender somehow.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 07:56 PM (aUxYo)

36 Low-energy cat.

F***ing sunbeam, interrupting my nap.

Posted by: the cat at April 02, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)

37 Thanks for the link! TLI -- TransLunar Injection burn.

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"WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE IN NASA MISSION CONTROL WYTEPIPO! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:57 PM (seACy)

38
TLI burn complete. Good burn. They're on their way to the Moon, Alice.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

39 H.W.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

A kinder, gentler America; not like Reagan's.

Posted by: Peggy Noonan at April 02, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)

40 TLI burn appears to have been successful.

Orion is on its way!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:57 PM (ESVrU)

41 Pickled eggs are disgusting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 07:58 PM (A5RD0)

42 How Nidal Hassan killed so many at Ft. Hood.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:58 PM (+nEug)

43 The only thing new about the Rust programming language (which gets the same press today) is that it's touted as transgender somehow.
Posted by: Ian S.

awk is the trans language.

Got a string x = "10"?
x = x + 0
Now it's an integer 10, not a string.
x = x + 0.0
Now it's floating-point 10.0, not an integer.

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 07:58 PM (VHUov)

44 nurse, love you but we will always disagree about pickled eggs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)

45 Oh, Stateless. Maybe the doggy stairs would be less dangerous. Are you a handy type? Maybe build him a wide, padded set.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 02, 2026 07:59 PM (zYpTz)

46 "WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE IN NASA MISSION CONTROL WYTEPIPO! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Ben Bankas (legal immigrant comedian from Canada) has a funny bit about normal white people going to Mars to escape the Democrats and DEI.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 07:59 PM (aUxYo)

47 Do they use 2FA in space? I hate that squit.
Posted by: fd

Space 2FA is really secure.

Password + altimeter.

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 08:00 PM (VHUov)

48 Stateless. Prayers for you and Ralphy. My best boy Rhett died on April 30, 2025. He had a month of hospice. That is hard stuff.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:00 PM (syAfa)

49 Got a string x = "10"?
x = x + 0
Now it's an integer 10, not a string.
x = x + 0.0
Now it's floating-point 10.0, not an integer.

Javascript is similarly fast and loose with types.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (aUxYo)

50 MS Now - headline - tomorrow morning.

"Due to poor planning by President Trump, the astronauts have failed to reach the moon yet.

We fear the worst and will keep you updated."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (Sco7b)

51 Barely ScaryMary, up for a spicy margarita?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (+nEug)

52 Pickled eggs are nice as an occasional treat. Do you also dislike pickles on burgers, nurse?

mikeski, ugh. Dynamic typing, useful, dynamic temporary casting, yuck, on-the-fly silent re-typing? Get thee behind me, Satan!

Posted by: RandomDave at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (aJQbY)

53 I saw lightning hit a junk car once, about a hundred feet away, at night, in the dark. The car lit up red hot for a second and a half, I could see every detail of it.

Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (Q+gd/)

54 TLI burn appears to have been successful.

Just in time for National Burrito Day!

Posted by: The Astro-potty at April 02, 2026 08:02 PM (BvTxf)

55 26 Just saw a video (Department of War channel on YT). Hegseth announcing that military bases were made gun free zones. That ends today. Hope it's real.

IIRC, disarming troops on base started in one of the Bush terms. Could be wrong about that.

Posted by: JTB at April 02, 2026 07:52 PM (yTvNw)
That be the case, I might make a trip to the Barksdale class 6 store this summer.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 08:02 PM (LHPAg)

56
I'm enjoying that tracker. They hit a peak geocentric velocity of somewhere between 24.5 and 25 kmph, but you'll note speed is dropping off rapidly as it pulls away from earth. Speed is now 21.5 kmph, distance 1400 miles.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

57 Barely ScaryMary, up for a spicy margarita?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (+nEug)

I tried giving them up for Lent. But I failed!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:03 PM (syAfa)

58 The Dune cat was hilarious. Meow Dib!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2026 08:03 PM (+NIRm)

59 Love you too, Ben Had.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 08:03 PM (A5RD0)

60 I saw the aftermath of lightning hitting a tree and killing the 3 horses underneath it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:04 PM (+nEug)

61 Jesse says they just blew up some main bridge in Iran.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2026 08:04 PM (Cqx++)

62 >>> awk is the trans language.

Got a string x = "10"?
x = x + 0
Now it's an integer 10, not a string.
x = x + 0.0
Now it's floating-point 10.0, not an integer.
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 07:58 PM (VHUov)

POSIX commands like awk, sed, ed etc... all have an actual tr trans command.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 08:04 PM (3uBP9)

63 Seen on Insty: novelty "love chocolate" is being recalled because it contains "life threatening" amounts of Viagra.
Posted by: Ian S.

Well, that was a huge boner!

Posted by: somebody had to say it at April 02, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

64 Pickled cucumbers, pickled green beans, asparagus , peppers, cauliflower…. All good.

Pickled eggs? No. My father gave me a case of pickled quail eggs shipped up when he lived in Lubbock. Holy crap. I tried to like them.

Nope. Horrid things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 08:06 PM (A5RD0)

65 Sorry, Lufkin, TX. Not Lubbock.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 08:06 PM (A5RD0)

66 Bertram Cabot, the bridge and 9 more IRGC muckety mucks.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:06 PM (+nEug)

67 45 Oh, Stateless. Maybe the doggy stairs would be less dangerous. Are you a handy type? Maybe build him a wide, padded set.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 02, 2026 07:59 PM (zYpTz

48 Stateless. Prayers for you and Ralphy. My best boy Rhett died on April 30, 2025. He had a month of hospice. That is hard stuff.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:00 PM (syAfa

Thank you both. I'm sorry about your friend but I bet he had an amazing life.

Dash, I took away the stairs because he used them the day before his bigger fall and somehow fell!

He really is not that bad. I let the vet decide on life or death but he was bouncing around and after her examination, she chose life. I've been carrying him but he's been fine over a week ago.

Everyone have a great night.
Horror movies to calm myself down.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 02, 2026 08:07 PM (Sco7b)

68 Somebody told me that if cows are laying down it means it's going to rain. That does not comport with the cows I have seen standing in the rain.

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 08:07 PM (UoFpr)

69

Well, that was a huge boner!
Posted by: somebody had to say it at April 02, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

The story caught my eye as well. Reading it, evidently the drugs were 'undeclared'. Fucking retards. Somebody gonna be in trouble. Probably in china though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s)

70 Javascript is similarly fast and loose with types.

Loose typing turns easily found, easily fixed compile time errors and turns them into hard to find, potentially disastrous runtime errors. Ask a programmer under age 50 what lint is for and I bet he looks at his navel.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 02, 2026 08:09 PM (vTZFs)

71 Dog slept so deeply he attracted a vulture.
===

It's the stank from the dead squirrel the dog was rolling around on.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 08:09 PM (/lPRQ)

72 Evidently, when combined with taking nitroglycerin (for example) eating the chocolate laced with dick drugs can cause a dangerous drop in blood pressure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

73 Had lightening hit about 200 yards from me once on the golf course. There was a brown stinky smell in the golf cart afterwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:10 PM (2WIwB)

74 I handled at least four Worker's Comp lightning fatality claims.

I quit and seek shelter immediately if I'm on the golf course and I hear thunder.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:10 PM (V4IXI)

75 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yes we blew up the tallest bridge in the Middle East. B1 is the name. Broke the roadway in the center.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

76 Ask Eromero about lightning. Go ahead.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:11 PM (+nEug)

77 Dog slept so deeply he attracted a vulture.
===

It's the stank from the dead squirrel the dog was rolling around on.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 08:09 PM (/lPRQ)

Looked like a young Rhodesian Ridgeback.

Badass dog.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:11 PM (V4IXI)

78 {{{nurse ratched}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

79 I have a recipe for pickled eggs using those little Red Hot candies.
Yum

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2026 08:12 PM (q6tQZ)

80 The neighbors' bovines stood around looking unbothered by the thunderstorm we had this morning.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:12 PM (syAfa)

81 The vultures are treating my roof like a flight deck. They have been back 8 days. No sign of the deck railings being used for sexy times. Yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

82 Dog slept so deeply he attracted a vulture.

I don't get it. Vulture sitting there looking menacing. Just one vulture; aren't they flocking birds? And don't they hunt by scent, so a sleeping animal wouldn't attract them?

Dog wakes up, bumps vulture. Vulture just continues to sit there.

Dog takes three steps and is getting petted by his human who was right there the whole time, not doing anything to protect the dog.

So, is the vulture the human's pet, too? Is it just a really odd choice for an AI-generated movie?

Posted by: mikeski is more confused than normal at April 02, 2026 08:14 PM (VHUov)

83 65 Sorry, Lufkin, TX. Not Lubbock.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 08:06 PM (A5RD0)
Muenster Texas has pickled quail eggs too. It's know as the Fredericksburg of North Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 08:14 PM (LHPAg)

84 No sign of the deck railings being used for sexy times. Yet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Give them something to eat...like coon carcass.

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2026 08:14 PM (q6tQZ)

85 79 I have a recipe for pickled eggs using those little Red Hot candies.
Yum
Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2026 08:12 PM (q6tQZ)

*makes horrified face

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 02, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)

86 Back from Holy Thursday Services.

Moving and humbling as always.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2026 08:15 PM (XV/Pl)

87 Give them something to eat...like coon carcass.

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2026 08:14 PM (q6tQZ)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter....

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:15 PM (syAfa)

88 73 Had lightening hit about 200 yards from me once on the golf course. There was a brown stinky smell in the golf cart afterwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:10 PM (2WIwB)

I wasn't there but I believe it about lightning.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (YlWIZ)

89 Pickled eggs just means less eggs available to make deviled eggs. I could eat 50 eggs like Luke if they were deviled eggs.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (V4IXI)

90 >>Had lightening hit about 200 yards from me once on the golf course. There was a brown stinky smell in the golf cart afterwards.

Been caught out sailing when storms with lightening rolled in. Not a happy place to be.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m)

91 80 The neighbors' bovines stood around looking unbothered by the thunderstorm we had this morning.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

The caravan mooves on.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (gKWVE)

92 Cut. Jib. Newsletter....
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Reminds me to go set the traps

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (q6tQZ)

93 Tomorrow is watching "Passion of the Christ" day.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (+nEug)

94 If that waterfall dog was like my herding dog he would say, oh shit, my checkbook is back in the creek.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 02, 2026 08:17 PM (YlWIZ)

95 1 Pickled eggs are disgusting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 07:58 PM (A5RD0

Concur!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:17 PM (2WIwB)

96 MkY

I'd try democrats, but even a hungry turkey vulture has standards. Need a front loader for the bone disposal.

Easier to let the vultures get their own food. Recycling at its finest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

97 or "Life of Brian"

Posted by: gKWVE looking on the bright side of life at April 02, 2026 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

98 41 Pickled eggs are disgusting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 07:58 PM (A5RD0)

Right you are. With so many lovely things to pickle, why do that to an egg? And you know, I speak as the Pickle Queen of Alaska. At least until the next State Fair.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:19 PM (DwqWV)

99 Read that open carry will be allowed on bases

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

100 I used to run in an 800 acre park set in swamp and forest. At the halfway point there is a bench. Saw buzzards overhead and I laid down motionless on the bench for about 10 minutes. More vultures gathered and they circled lower and lower, then down to treetop level. I sat up and they dispersed, upset that I wasn't a goner.

Posted by: I Ain't Dead Yet at April 02, 2026 08:20 PM (oY1HT)

101 97 or "Life of Brian"
Posted by: gKWVE looking on the bright side of life at April 02, 2026 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

"Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it..."

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:20 PM (DwqWV)

102 One claim I handled was of a poor grocery store bag boy collecting carts in the parking lot when he was struck and killed. Wasn't raining at the time.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:20 PM (V4IXI)

103 Demon birthday dog is something else.

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2026 08:20 PM (q177U)

104 I made Ajitsuke Tamago eggs this week for ramen. Those were pretty good. Deviled eggs for Easter dinner, of course.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:21 PM (syAfa)

105 I sat up and they dispersed, upset that I wasn't a goner.
Posted by: I Ain't Dead Yet at April 02, 2026 08:20 PM (oY1HT)

Yer not foolin' anyone, y'know.
'

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:21 PM (DwqWV)

106 Vulture sitting there looking menacing. Just one vulture; aren't they flocking birds?
Posted by: mikeski

In a word - Yes! They are very sociable with other vultures and tend to flock and fly together. During this time of the year, we routinely have 50 or 60 that perch in the trees in the woods behind our house.

Note to those interested: With that many hanging around, they would easily clean up some very poor decisions in a few hours or so.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:21 PM (cYBz/)

107 Yes we blew up the tallest bridge in the Middle East. B1 is the name. Broke the roadway in the center.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

Yes we blew up the tallest bridge in the Middle East. B1 is the name. Broke the roadway in the center.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

This was from GatewayPundit at 5:40. Another guy named Mo dead.

Iranian Commander of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Mohammad-Ali Fathalizadeh was killed on Wednesday in a US-Israeli strike.

Mohammad-Ali Fathalizadeh, also known as General Mohammad Ali Fathali-Zadeh, was the latest Iranian regime leader to be taken out by US and Israeli forces.

According to Xinhua, Iran’s Defa Press news agency, a news outlet affiliated with the General Staff of Iran’s Armed Forces, reported on Thursday.

Mohammad-Ali Fathalizadeh led the “fatehin” special unit of the IRGC.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 02, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)

108 Read that open carry will be allowed on bases
Posted by: Skip

Linky?

Because I really doubt it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 08:21 PM (/lPRQ)

109 By the way, yesterday was the Navy CPO birthday, 1896. As good a reason as any to have a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

110 What say you about red beet eggs?

Me likes but the lovely Mrs. will not touch them.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:22 PM (cYBz/)

111 You sure it was Bush who instituted no guns carried on base besides MPs?

I thought that was something someway before Bush.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)

112 Note to those interested: With that many hanging around, they would easily clean up some very poor decisions in a few hours or so.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:21 PM (cYBz/)

Had a moose hit by a truck on the highway last week. Those get harvested by people who sign up to do so. Left the gut pile and a bunch of blood next to the road.

I saw no less than 12 bald eagles in one big old cottonwood tree on one side of the road and about 20 ravens in another one on the other side.

This week, you would never know it happened.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:23 PM (DwqWV)

113 LazyMessenger brings beet eggs every PNW meetup.

That are very good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 08:23 PM (A5RD0)

114 What say you about red beet eggs?

Me likes but the lovely Mrs. will not touch them.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:22 PM (cYBz/)

Never heard of them. But Mr Scary likes eggs. And beets. He might go for it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:24 PM (syAfa)

115 The Word according to Grok:

February 25, 1992: The Department of Defense issued DoD Directive 5210.56 ("Arming and the Use of Force"). This directive established strict limits on carrying firearms on military installations. It generally prohibited DoD personnel (including active-duty service members) from carrying privately owned firearms on base except in very specific official capacities, such as law enforcement or security duties.
March 12, 1993: The Army followed up with Army Regulation 190-14, which implemented the DoD policy more specifically for the Army. This is the regulation often cited in discussions about "disarming" soldiers on base.

Prior to 1992, policies varied by service and installation, but service members generally had more flexibility regarding personal firearms (though open carry or casual carrying while on duty was never the norm). The 1992 directive standardized and tightened the rules across the Department of Defense.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:24 PM (cYBz/)

116 111 You sure it was Bush who instituted no guns carried on base besides MPs?

I thought that was something someway before Bush.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)

They weren't allowed to carry when I started at USACE in the late 1980's. After working on a CID facility and speaking with the agents there, I can't imagine carrying on base is a smart move. These are kids who can't help but destroy the barracks they live in, so not known for impulse control. And then there are the really criminal idiots. 18 to 24 year olds as a group are not known for their responsible behavior.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:25 PM (DwqWV)

117 Sad to hear about the moose hit by the truck. It wasn't the one out front, was it?

Posted by: Need Direction at April 02, 2026 08:26 PM (oY1HT)

118 109 By the way, yesterday was the Navy CPO birthday, 1896. As good a reason as any to have a drink.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

As if we need an excuse. Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:27 PM (DwqWV)

119 I never saw red beet eggs, but I like beets so I’d probably like them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 08:27 PM (pFJNq)

120 117 Sad to hear about the moose hit by the truck. It wasn't the one out front, was it?
Posted by: Need Direction at April 02, 2026 08:26 PM (oY1HT)

So far, 239 have been hit by vehicles this year in the Mat-Su. It is far from a rare occurrence.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:27 PM (DwqWV)

121 Beet eggs aren't half bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2026 08:28 PM (HW/1v)

122 I love pickled eggs but draw a hard line no on the kool-aid ones.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:28 PM (+nEug)

123 My parents would always buy pickled beets and when they ate them all fill the jar with hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2026 08:28 PM (YwEeS)

124 I see Don LeMon is claiming he is being targeted directly by Trump.

Talk about an over-inflated ego. I doubt Trump gives him a passing thought.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:29 PM (DwqWV)

125
Moose is really good eating, as long as the butcher and cook know their trade.

Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2026 08:29 PM (Y8DZL)

126
I recall that the Apollo lunar missions reached a surprisingly low minimum velocity as the craft traveled to the moon -- 2,000 miles per hour, then the moon's gravity began accelerating them towards the moon. Just enough velocity to get there. The burn to slow down into lunar orbit would eventually follow.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 02, 2026 08:30 PM (azNOR)

127 I just remember the stupid kid in the movie Into the Wild killing a moose with his .22 and not knowing what to do with it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (V4IXI)

128 >>> February 25, 1992: The Department of Defense issued DoD Directive 5210.56...

Going on 30 yrs+ here...
Best one could have hoped for was storage of privately owned firearms in the unit armory (if living on Base). Then got much more restrictive after 9-11.
Real awkward as some Bases had MWR ranges and hunting areas. Bases w/o ranges and if you lived off-Base you were SOL.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (/lPRQ)

129 I could eat 50 eggs like Luke if they were deviled eggs.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:16 PM (V4IXI)

That would mean 100 deviled eggs.

I think for the rest of us, it'd be easier just to shoot you when you got to 20 or so. From a distance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

130 You know who else was targeted by Trump?

Posted by: Pam Bondo at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (UoFpr)

131 Don Lemon, inflated ego guy is a bigger dick than the inflated scrotum guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (+nEug)

132 Mammaw used cinnamon red hot candy to make rhubarb cobbler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

133 I think for the rest of us, it'd be easier just to shoot you when you got to 20 or so. From a distance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

Yes I would turn into a gas weapon of mass destruction .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:32 PM (V4IXI)

134 These are kids who can't help but destroy the barracks they live in, so not known for impulse control. And then there are the really criminal idiots. 18 to 24 year olds as a group are not known for their responsible behavior.
Posted by: tcn in AK
===

And then there are the Jr Officers.
Almost worse than the enlisted.

Was it Reagan who did away with the 18 YO drinking age?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 08:34 PM (/lPRQ)

135 Two things you can't make enough of at a MoMe. Deviled eggs and bacon bread

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:35 PM (+nEug)

136 Just came from Mass of the Lord's Supper.
Beautiful

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 02, 2026 08:35 PM (6U1c2)

137 I wonder if the Anwar Sadat assassination had anything to do with enacting gun-free zone military bases.

Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2026 08:35 PM (Q+gd/)

138 When you're more a whiny lying black homo than Jussie Smollett you've got real issues.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:35 PM (V4IXI)

139 116 111 Firearms on base was generally a pain in the ass when I was in. Stationed at NAF DC (Andrews) one could use the Air Force indoor shooting range (no problem with that, the guys were great, no appointments) but if you were a barracks rat the gun was stored there. Left a pride and joy, a Smith and Wesson model 41 there. Now I know the range guys would take stored guns back to try out, but a nice rusty fingerprint in that beautiful bluing kinda pissed me off. Started keeping the guns in my room, locked up and locked in a locked locker, which is about as locked as you can get.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 02, 2026 08:35 PM (gm9Sb)

140 Moose is really good eating, as long as the butcher and cook know their trade.
Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2026 08:29 PM (Y8DZL)

Moose is delicious!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:36 PM (2WIwB)

141 These are kids who can't help but destroy the barracks they live in, so not known for impulse control. And then there are the really criminal idiots. 18 to 24 year olds as a group are not known for their responsible behavior.

===

if they cannot be trusted in the barracks, what makes anyone think they can be trusted on the battlefield ??

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 08:36 PM (GD0B3)

142 Julie Kelly has things to say about Pam Bondi.

https://tinyurl.com/4mvyyza6

Posted by: 13times at April 02, 2026 08:37 PM (RiT5e)

143 Two things you can't make enough of at a MoMe. Deviled eggs and bacon bread

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:35 PM (+nEug)

Something I can bring! I don't bake. But I can devil an egg.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:39 PM (syAfa)

144 last thing i want to think of is Don Lemon's dick

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

145 Do you really want an army of limp dick conformists? They are soldiers, not altar boys.

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 08:40 PM (UoFpr)

146 last thing i want to think of is Don Lemon's dick
Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

Thats an odd last request, but im sure he's up for it...

Posted by: Canadian MAID at April 02, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

147 I’ve seen lightning right in front of me in the car; but what made me jump the highest was during our great ice storm about 5 years ago. (I guess you could call this synthetic lightning, since it came from a main trunk power line for our neighborhood that runs next to the street in my front yard)

The storm was quiet, kind of a whispery thing, but it was heavy, and it had reached the point where you could hear limbs cracking and falling all over about every 30 seconds. I shouldn’t have gone outside but it was eerie and fascinating; no people or animals out (smart) just nature behaving in a really unusual way. So I was walking towards the front when a decent size limb came out of the oak tree right onto that powerline. Stretched it almost to the ground, I thought would break but it didn’t - and then one end touched the ground and 40,000 volts arced through it. BAM! Looked and sounded like lightning, given that I was only about 40 feet away it really sounded like an explosion. Damn!!!

When I ran back inside, first thing the wife said was “WHAT DID YOU DO???”

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 08:41 PM (pFJNq)

148 Julie Kelly has things to say about Pam Bondi.

https://tinyurl.com/4mvyyza6

===
interesting

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 08:42 PM (GD0B3)

149 I had a recipe for making deviled eggs using ranch and bacon.

They came out pretty good, unsurprisingly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

150 Posted by: Canadian MAID at April 02, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

I need to consider better who else posts here before I post stuff.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

151 Phrasing is key.

Plus I just have a twisted mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

152 Bacon + deviled eggs is a match made in Heaven.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:45 PM (syAfa)

153 127 I just remember the stupid kid in the movie Into the Wild killing a moose with his .22 and not knowing what to do with it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:31 PM (V4IXI)

That would be very difficult to do. Moose are pretty tough. I guess you could hit one in the eye and have it go into the brain, but I can't imagine a body shot with a .22 would do much.

And I do know what to do with a moose. It goes in the freezer; takes about a week to process all that. The hide gets to be mittens that last a very long time. The horns, should it have them, go over the garage door. Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:46 PM (DwqWV)

154 Do you really want an army of limp dick conformists? They are soldiers, not altar boys.
Posted by: fd at April 02, 2026 08:40 PM (UoFpr)

This. Kids (and 18 more and more becomes a kid the older I get) hopped up on testosterone and trained to shoot stuff and possibly die for their country. Let them have a little fun (within reason.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

155 Prior to 1992, policies varied by service and installation, but service members generally had more flexibility regarding personal firearms (though open carry or casual carrying while on duty was never the norm). The 1992 directive standardized and tightened the rules across the Department of Defense.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:24 PM (cYBz/)

In the early 80's, young Lieutenant Diogenes was running a pistol.range at Ft Lewis. It was common kniwledge.that when doing this job, anyone (think the commanding general) could show up and shoot his privately owned weapons. And if you were running the range correctly, he'd let you shoot his old Colt .45. Hell of a lot of fun back then.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:46 PM (2WIwB)

156 Bacon + deviled eggs is a match made in Heaven.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:45 PM (syAfa)

IIRC, it came out a bit too tangy. Might have cut the ranch with mayo. Or used too much mustard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

157 I'm looking forward to spending more time with my private sector.

Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 02, 2026 08:49 PM (2Ez/1)

158 These are kids who can't help but destroy the barracks they live in, so not known for impulse control. And then there are the really criminal idiots. 18 to 24 year olds as a group are not known for their responsible behavior.

===

if they cannot be trusted in the barracks, what makes anyone think they can be trusted on the battlefield ??
Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 08:36 PM (GD0B3)
***

This is a leadership issue.
My squad leaders, platoon sergeants, and platoon leaders had better be in those barracks every damned day and at least once on the weekend. Not an inspection, but just being seen and seeing. Any damage is a swift paycheck adjustment.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

159 Bacon and horseradish or bacon and gorgonzola for deviled eggs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:50 PM (+nEug)

160 Making smoked salmon spread for Easter treats. DH is allergic to eggs, so no deviled eggs for us. I prefer the salmon anyway, but a good deviled egg is a fine treat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:51 PM (DwqWV)

161 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:46 PM (DwqWV

IIRC in the movie he shot it over a dozen times . I don't know if he did in real life though we know he only had a .22 rifle. I didn't read the book.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 08:51 PM (V4IXI)

162
Do you really want an army of limp dick conformists? They are soldiers, not altar boys.

It would be nice if they could follow orders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (Cqx++)

163 tcn your smoked salmon is divine

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (+nEug)

164 IIRC, it came out a bit too tangy. Might have cut the ranch with mayo. Or used too much mustard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

I've never used ranch. Although that could be intriguing.

Pickle juice. Dukes mayo and mustard.

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (syAfa)

165 Bacon and horseradish or bacon and gorgonzola for deviled eggs.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:50 PM (+nEug)

Hmmm. Horseradish could be good. The gorganzola makes me wonder if you could put just a tad bit of blue cheese in there.

You know, to really Amp up the gastric distress.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

166 Day one of quitting smoking and I didn’t murder anyone. I’m calling that a win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

167 OT: I'm watching the Taiwan version of "RIPD". with a touch of "Big Trouble in Little China" as I suppose it would be. "Agent From Above".
Protagonist is retrieved from Asian hell to fight errant ghosts and demons.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

168 I try not to criticize Trump much, but he has tended to go for style over substance at times. I generally think that “look at the hot chick do a man’s job just as well as any of them!” is way too much of a Hollywood storyline to be true very often, and I don’t trust it. (Look what we’re finding out about Noem). Bondi was way out of her depth all of this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 08:53 PM (pFJNq)

169 This is a leadership issue.
My squad leaders, platoon sergeants, and platoon leaders had better be in those barracks every damned day and at least once on the weekend. Not an inspection, but just being seen and seeing. Any damage is a swift paycheck adjustment.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

Not at Ft. Wainwright, anyway. The hallways are always dusty and filthy. Some of the individual rooms are pretty gnarly, too. I don't think I ever saw any sergeants in the barracks proper. They are down in the day room sometimes, but not the rest of the building. We were forever getting told to make the rooms more like jails than apartments, because then they wouldn't destroy them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:53 PM (DwqWV)

170 Day one of quitting smoking and I didn’t murder anyone. I’m calling that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

Good luck, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:54 PM (zZu0s)

171 "It would be nice if they could follow orders.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

If it's not too much to ask.

Posted by: Sarge at April 02, 2026 08:54 PM (UoFpr)

172 Aetius, as Cole Porter sang " Experiment"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:54 PM (+nEug)

173 So what is Asian Hell? No noodles?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 08:55 PM (pFJNq)

174 You can do it, Duke

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 02, 2026 08:56 PM (gDlxJ)

175 163 tcn your smoked salmon is divine
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (+nEug)

Let's hope I can recreate it this year. I was very pleased to have enough to share.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2026 08:56 PM (DwqWV)

176 Some liberal woman was bitching on X today that we're targeting children by blowing up that bridge, because bridges have never been strategic military targets and civilian roads have no military use.

Not sure if actually that stupid or it's the meme about liberals pretending not to understand things in order to argue.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 08:56 PM (84SEz)

177 Day one of quitting smoking and I didn’t murder anyone. I’m calling that a win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

Well done!

I quit years ago. Nicotine gum is the only thing that keeps me from going stabby. Still. Nicotine is a bitch.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:56 PM (syAfa)

178 Best I can tell from the show, no noodles and they're locked in a cell eating stale bread

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

179 tcn, share! You provided a feast.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 08:57 PM (+nEug)

180 Just came from Mass of the Lord's Supper.
Beautiful
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Nice! Father also washed the feet of 12 (voluntold) parishioners. The pedicure lady had a full house today.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2026 08:57 PM (cYBz/)

181 Hmmm, my rice cooker can hard-boiled eggs... and I have a bunch on hand.

And just bought some bacon.

And they are keto friendly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)

182 Ben Had,
What is bacon bread? Bread using bacon grease as the shortening?

Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 08:57 PM (dXTLm)

183 Hmmm, my rice cooker can hard-boiled eggs... and I have a bunch on hand.

And just bought some bacon.

And they are keto friendly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)

Are you expecting us to tell you no? Do it. You want to.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 08:59 PM (syAfa)

184 So what is Asian Hell? No noodles?
Posted by: Tom Servo

There are versions of Buddhism that have different existences you can be reborn into, and 'heaven' and 'hell' can describe the best and worst of them. They're not final destinations like in Christianity, though. You can screw up in heaven, or live a really great life in hell, and be reborn back here next go-round.

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

185 Wenda, a glorious combination of bacon, cheese and bread.

RMBS 's dear friend made this for a MoMe and it was a delectable treat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:02 PM (+nEug)

186 Look what we’re finding out about Noem

About her husband, anyway. I don't think there's any validated information about Noem actually being bad at her job, just the optics with that commercial.

Bondi's actually similar: she blew up the optics badly with the Epstein thing, but all of the failed prosecutions we know about were due to DC grand juries and Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 09:03 PM (84SEz)

187 Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

I'm unfamiliar with the details (probably because Japan does its own thing, so anime is not much of a guide here) but I understand that the basis is the Hindu "Yama Courts". You get judged by the lawbooks of these Asian cultures, like disrespecting your parents is among the worst sins. Then you go to a hell that befits those sins, or the judges figure out a fitting reincarnation for you.
It's all a little baroque for a Westerner like myself.
I figure that someone who messes up bad enough in this life to be sent to a worse one, is unlikely to find any better help in the worse one.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 09:07 PM (gKWVE)

188 Best three ways to prepare eggs; poached, boiled, and preserved, -pickled in vinegar for longevity and spicy, -but not for breakfast.

Scrambled and over-easy are great but the less work the better.
Medium is right out, and fried-hard is only for sandwiches. Omelettes are always good, but more work.

I can't seem to get sunny-side up right without low heat and a little steam.

Easter eggs are a seasonal distraction.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 02, 2026 09:08 PM (UqSya)

189 Let's talk about the Cabinet members that are having to live on military bases, why don't we.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:08 PM (+nEug)

190 Day one of quitting smoking and I didn’t murder anyone. I’m calling that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

You can do it, I am proof it is possible to cold turkey. It sucks though. Be prepared for it to suck.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)

191 So... I've seen enough. My prediction for 2028 is the DNC is going to run a mostly scripted circus primary intended to take all of the air out of the Republican side.

A bunch of fake shock jock style squabbling with a lot of Safe Branding, in-fighting, and most of all a constant drumbeat of all the focus grouped leftard pet issues. If they even bother with issues at all.

And out from the rubble, whoever the pre-chosen one is will emerge the "winner". Not sure who it is yet but it will more than likely be a man.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:09 PM (vE0+H)

192 Arby's Horsey Sauce or Woebers Sandwich Pal (pretty much the same) makes for some good deviled eggs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 02, 2026 09:11 PM (gm9Sb)

193 Day one of quitting smoking and I didn’t murder anyone. I’m calling that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 08:52 PM (u73oe)

You can do it, I am proof it is possible to cold turkey. It sucks though. Be prepared for it to suck.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)

My Dad quit thrice. Third one stuck. Cig-free the last 30 years of his life.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:11 PM (0aYVJ)

194 I saw the horsey sauce for sale at some store.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:12 PM (vE0+H)

195 Good luck Duke. I'll say a prayer. For everyone around you.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:13 PM (vE0+H)

196 Tea eggs are an asian thing. Hard boil the eggs then roll them around and crackle the shells, and soak them for a couple three days in very strong tea. You can make the tea with extra salt and herbs like star anise and ginger.

They are pretty, and I guess they taste better too, but I never tasted much difference, but the whites get stained in a nice cobwebby pattern under the cracked shell.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 09:14 PM (rbvCR)

197 Congratulations, Duke.
My cold dead fingers will be clutching a Marlboro.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:14 PM (+nEug)

198 194 Walmart carries it. Arby's used to, but no more. Try the Woebers (it's probably the same stuff, made in Ohio where Arhy's started).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 02, 2026 09:15 PM (gm9Sb)

199 My cold dead fingers will be clutching a Marlboro.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:14 PM (+nEug)

This explains so much. Women who smoke have always loved me, since I was a tad. Not that I'm presuming, course.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:16 PM (vE0+H)

200 The bridge hit was interesting because it means our targeting has now moved to dual use civilian-military infrastructure. No longer just missile sites and regime targets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2026 09:16 PM (pFJNq)

201 My cold dead fingers will always want a Marlboro.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:16 PM (syAfa)

202 Tom Servo. According to Tousi, that bridge had not been opened to civilians yet. Only to IRGC.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:18 PM (syAfa)

203 My cold dead fingers will always want a Marlboro.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:16 PM (syAfa)

You're not kidding.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2026 09:19 PM (snZF9)

204 Bondi, GONE. Didn't have the gusto so time to go go. MN Fraud, Antifa designated a DTO, Act blue....riots in MN and elsewhere causing violence and destruction. Terror attacks against Tesla and Tesla owners etc etc.....

Carmine Jr says "Whatever happened there....?"

Posted by: GigantorX at April 02, 2026 09:19 PM (yf0/N)

205 My cold dead fingers will always want a Marlboro.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:16 PM (syAfa)

Used to be that Camels tasted better and Bugler was cheaper.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)

206 Pascal, the mathematician, had a family name derived from the French name of the Easter holiday.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 02, 2026 09:19 PM (to48P)

207 for sunny side up I use a piece of aluminum foil over the eggs as a reflector

cook both sides of the egg at the same time

Posted by: Don Black at April 02, 2026 09:20 PM (ZxPkt)

208 Is this someone who shares recipes? Because I'm a pretty good baker. My focaccia has a lot of fans.

Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 09:21 PM (dXTLm)

209 Horseradish is awesome. Dad always had horesradish mustard in the fridge.

And wasabi. I can tell when wasabi is made by a male sushi chef. Way stronger. Clears the nasal passages, I tell you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:21 PM (0aYVJ)

210 Sorry. #208 should have been directed to Ben Had.

Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 09:22 PM (dXTLm)

211 I can make an over easy egg that would make the Waffle House envious.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:22 PM (+nEug)

212 Bad news, everyone.

Mona Charen
@monacharen
This is not "defeatism," it's defeat. America Lost. Iran Won. Trump Shat the Bed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 09:22 PM (ndZc7)

213 Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 09:21 PM (dXTLm)

What do you usually put on yours? I make a mean one too but it's one of the easiest breads I make. Practically no kneading.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)

214 I loved working at a Catholic place because every year on Holy Thursday the staff would ceremonially wash the feet of 12 residents, it was so loving and meaningful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 09:24 PM (RIvkX)

215 211 I can make an over easy egg that would make the Waffle House envious.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:22 PM (+nEug)
----

But can you throw a chair at marauding customers with precision?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 02, 2026 09:24 PM (kpS4V)

216 or Easter is from the time of Constantine reconciling other religions with Christianity, Easter/Estrus.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:24 PM (YvvFZ)

217 My cold dead fingers will be clutching a Marlboro.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:14 PM (+nEug)

——————-

Me too, except I have a ten fold greater chance of a recurrence of my latest adventure and I REALLY don’t want to do that again. Add in the Remicade and the sepsis would likely get me next time. Pretty good reason, I think.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 09:24 PM (u73oe)

218 205 My Dad smoked Raleigh non filters and would, every so often, get some Bugler roll your own as a treat. He liked the Raleighs for the coupons. Got me a sleeping bag and a gas engine model plane. I think he got the Bugler in an attempt to quit, having to work for a smoke.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 02, 2026 09:24 PM (gm9Sb)

219
Yesterday's full Moon was indeed the Paschal Moon, the first full Moon of astronomical spring, which determines Easter. In the Injun derived full moon names that have become popular, this is the Pink Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:25 PM (w6EFb)

220 Wenda, I will ask.. Deli is carrying a Caramelized onion and gruyere along with a green olive fougasse that are causing me extra weight gain.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:25 PM (+nEug)

221 When you've lost Mona Charen, you've lost a deluded Biden/Harris voter. She can EABOD.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:25 PM (syAfa)

222 Eris, hell no . I would just shoot them

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:27 PM (+nEug)

223 I can make an over easy egg that would make the Waffle House envious.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:22 PM (+nEug)

I was a dishwasher goon/prep cook in an Alaska restaurant. The breakfast cook was a master of over easy eggs. No spatula, just really good pans and a flip. He also did omelets with a slightly larger pan. He always washed his own pans, and kept them in a separate spot, draped with towels.

Kind of an autist thing, perhaps.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

224 Ha! Ben Had is not to be trifled with.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 02, 2026 09:28 PM (kpS4V)

225 Pickled quail eggs = why?

Pickled chicken eggs = good.

Pickled chicken eggs with beer = outstanding!

I don't mind some carrots and onions along with the eggs, but beets? No, thanks!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 02, 2026 09:29 PM (7D3Aa)

226 According to Tousi, that bridge had not been opened to civilians yet. Only to IRGC.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:18 PM (syAfa)

Cernovich spent this whole afternoon bemoaning that bridge and telling us that this meant Trump and the neocons were all doing it for revenge against the Iranian people.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

227 Pug , that is the way. My Aunts owned and restaurant and no one touched the egg pan.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:30 PM (+nEug)

228 Ben Had, I think I'll bring a coupla gallons of pickled eggs to the TxMoMe. Nurse can have some without asking permission . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 02, 2026 09:32 PM (7D3Aa)

229 King Chuck may or may not be a Muzzie, but one thing that is for sure is there will never be a Royal Navy battleship named after him

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 02, 2026 09:32 PM (PUrHv)

230
HAve the NASA press conference on in the background, and some one actually asked something along the lines of what can we expect for the pictures from the Moon, and why is SpaceX so good and you're so shitty. Well, he didn't say that, but it was implied.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

231 228 The Royal scow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 02, 2026 09:33 PM (gm9Sb)

232 LRob, I will willingly accept them

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:33 PM (+nEug)

233 Speaking of stuff that doesn't work in real life. Apparently the astronauts are using Microsoft Outlook to send/receive emails, manage their calendar, and todo lists. Its not working.

https://is.gd/nJlqKc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)
---

Is it possible that Microsnot will screw up a big company enough that the business world cuts them loose and chooses a better option?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:33 PM (YvvFZ)

234 I could not have a priest wash my feet. One look, and he would shout "Fetch me a farrier! Forthwith! Bring an angle grinder!"

I have hideous feet. A fist full of hooves.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)

235 Isn't Tampon King Charlie supposed to address Congress at the end of April? And Why?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:34 PM (syAfa)

236 Wenda, a glorious combination of bacon, cheese and bread.

RMBS 's dear friend made this for a MoMe and it was a delectable treat.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:02 PM

That stuff is like crack. I'll have to see if I can get her up to the TxMoMe again this year.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2026 09:34 PM (Wnv9h)

237 RMBS, don't tease me. I would love to have the chance to visit with her again.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:36 PM (+nEug)

238
They're having problems with the GoPros too. Some of that commentary was funny. What do I do with this thing? Stow it and use the backup, MC replied. Where do we stow it? MC had to look up where the thing was supposed to be stowed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:37 PM (w6EFb)

239 Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:36 PM

I'll see what I can do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2026 09:37 PM (Wnv9h)

240 Lord, you people and your food. Doesn't anyone eat an old fashion cheeseburger anymore?

Posted by: Case at April 02, 2026 09:38 PM (pvf3X)

241 I think he got the Bugler in an attempt to quit, having to work for a smoke.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 02, 2026 09:24 PM (gm9Sb)

And it didn't work, did it? Ask me how I know. Oooooh I feel like a cowboy. Ooohh I can make them fatter. Oooh my joint rolling skills will improve. oooooh...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2026 09:39 PM (snZF9)

242 Thanks, Ben Had.

... I make a sort of yeast mix with malt so that when I add it to a bread dough it goes vroom! For focaccia, I use lots of olive oil and rosemary from my garden.

Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 09:39 PM (dXTLm)

243 Lord, you people and your food. Doesn't anyone eat an old fashion cheeseburger anymore?
Posted by: Case at April 02, 2026 09:38 PM (pvf3X)

———————

Still my favorite.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 09:40 PM (u73oe)

244
More problems. Apparently the girl astronaut's PC device (don't know what this is, a tablet of some sort maybe) locked up on her during TLI and is apparently bricked.

MC is troubleshooting that now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:40 PM (w6EFb)

245 226 According to Tousi, that bridge had not been opened to civilians yet. Only to IRGC.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:18 PM (syAfa)

Cernovich spent this whole afternoon bemoaning that bridge and telling us that this meant Trump and the neocons were all doing it for revenge against the Iranian people.
Posted by: gKWVE

Cernovich is an InFLuEncErZZZ. They're mostly con artists, fapping for clicks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 09:40 PM (ohOaC)

246 Wenda, I have taken to using focaccia as my hamburger bun.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 09:41 PM (+nEug)

247 I could not have a priest wash my feet. One look, and he would shout "Fetch me a farrier! Forthwith! Bring an angle grinder!"

I have hideous feet. A fist full of hooves.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)

Go to a nail salon. Seriously. It isn't unmanly. Get your feet done. Let them do your toenails. They've seen it all. They won't care if you look like a hobbit.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:41 PM (syAfa)

248 Bad news, everyone.

Mona Charen
@monacharen
This is not "defeatism," it's defeat. America Lost. Iran Won. Trump Shat the Bed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

Yup,
All our major cities lie in ruins. Iranian air force flies at will over our skies....

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 09:41 PM (/lPRQ)

249 Nice! Father also washed the feet of 12 (voluntold) parishioners. The pedicure lady had a full house today.
Posted by: Tonypete

They are brave
I always hide when they ask for volunteers

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 02, 2026 09:41 PM (6U1c2)

250 Some liberal woman was bitching on X today that we're targeting children by blowing up that bridge, because bridges have never been strategic military targets and civilian roads have no military use.

-
Bridge Over the River Why?

Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafa
Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law

-
If you can't trust a guy named Mohamad, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 09:42 PM (ndZc7)

251 The vultures are treating my roof like a flight deck. They have been back 8 days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~

One of my Goldens was in a 20-minute standoff with a turkey vulture over a dead groundhog. Of course, my dog just wanted to roll around on it for the eau de gopher, but the vulture wasn't having it.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 02, 2026 09:43 PM (3ImbR)

252 Artemis is cool and all, but it’s kinda sad that they’re doing basically the same thing Apollo 8 did almost sixty years ago. I know it’s going farther, but still.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 09:44 PM (u73oe)

253 243 Lord, you people and your food. Doesn't anyone eat an old fashion cheeseburger anymore?
Posted by: Case at April 02, 2026 09:38 PM (pvf3X)

Had two for supper tonight. Black pepper, garlic powder, extra sharp cheddar.

Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2026 09:44 PM (Q+gd/)

254 They're having problems with the GoPros too. Some of that commentary was funny. What do I do with this thing? Stow it and use the backup, MC replied. Where do we stow it? MC had to look up where the thing was supposed to be stowed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:37 PM (w6EFb)

The pics from Artimis is an excellent indicator of how NASA has run their program. Total shit. People should shame them over this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 02, 2026 09:45 PM (g8Ew8)

255 King Chuck may or may not be a Muzzie, but one thing that is for sure is there will never be a Royal Navy battleship named after him
Posted by: Azjaeger

Because there will never be another battleship made after him.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 09:45 PM (/lPRQ)

256 >> but it’s kinda sad that they’re doing basically the same thing Apollo 8 did almost sixty years ago

And not even as much, because they aren't going into lunar orbit. The Orion-SLS doesn't have to delta-v fuel budget to get into lunar orbit and back out within the required safety margins (stuff like early aborts and all that -- for about two days, if something bad happened, they could do an abort burn that would let them fall back to earth sooner. After that, they're committed to the slingshot around the Moon, couldn't get back any sooner).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:47 PM (w6EFb)

257 International law is a false construct that allows dudes named Mohammad to do whatever they what whilst we have one hand tied behind our backs. Fuck that.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:47 PM (syAfa)

258 248 Bad news, everyone.

Mona Charen
@monacharen
This is not "defeatism," it's defeat. America Lost. Iran Won. Trump Shat the Bed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

Yup,
All our major cities lie in ruins. Iranian air force flies at will over our skies....
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

They're already in ruins due to the repeal of Net Neutrality and Trump's tax cuts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 09:47 PM (ohOaC)

259 make a sort of yeast mix with malt so that when I add it to a bread dough it goes vroom! For focaccia, I use lots of olive oil and rosemary from my garden.
Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 09:39 PM (dXTLm)

Oh hell yeah, that sounds awesome. I like to include a roasted red pepper sometimes on the top, onions, and some thin sliced garlic chips, which people love. Oh and parm sprinkled on five minutes before its out.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:47 PM (vE0+H)

260 Hamburgers started turning to crap when they stopped using poppy seed buns. I blame McDonald's.

All Beef Patty on a Sesame Seed Bun
Fuck You.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:48 PM (YvvFZ)

261 Oh, Ben Had, I am so stealing that! Not just hamburger. How about salami and provolone and olive oil drizzled over the focaccia. Maybe toast it so it absorbs more olive oil.

Posted by: Wenda at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (dXTLm)

262 Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafa
Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law

LoL!! Bless your heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (ohOaC)

263 I had a fabulous hamburger today. On a jalapeno cheese bun.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (syAfa)

264 Sorry that should have said roasted red pepper spread

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (vE0+H)

265
Another funny one. The astronauts were really rubbernecking looking out the windows during that perigee TLI burn.

So much so, they smudged up the windows pretty bad rubbing their noses and faces against them. They had to call down for window-cleaning procedures from Houston.

Even that requires procedures. Everything requires procedures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

266 They've seen it all. They won't care if you look like a hobbit.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:41 PM (syAfa)

You don't know the half of it. I hate when anyone touches my feet, even my own darling bride of 38 years. When I was a wee lad my mom had to literally pin me down to trim my toenails. I was so happy when I learned how to handle the clippers.

Why? who the hell knows? Best guess: *Jon Lovitz voice* I'm weird!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (0aYVJ)

267 Mona Charen
****

I thought she was dead.

Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 09:50 PM (R9n3z)

268 thought she was dead.
Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 09:50 PM (R9n3z)

Does brain count

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:50 PM (vE0+H)

269 Wenda,
What's your focaccia recipe?

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 02, 2026 09:50 PM (VCgbV)

270 Cheese on a burger is synonym with your drink - that's there money maker. The crap cheese on those burgers cost a penny, just like the soda you buy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:51 PM (YvvFZ)

271
They're already in ruins due to the repeal of Net Neutrality and Trump's tax cuts.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Whatever happened to tariffs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2026 09:51 PM (Cqx++)

272 They're using windows?
*cringe*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 02, 2026 09:52 PM (GhIJO)

273 You don't know the half of it. I hate when anyone touches my feet, even my own darling bride of 38 years. When I was a wee lad my mom had to literally pin me down to trim my toenails. I was so happy when I learned how to handle the clippers.

Why? who the hell knows? Best guess: *Jon Lovitz voice* I'm weird!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:49 PM (0aYVJ)

Fair enough. Some people don't like their feet messed with. I'm not one of those people, but get it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:52 PM (syAfa)

274 Cernovich is an InFLuEncErZZZ. They're mostly con artists, fapping for clicks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2026 09:40 PM (ohOaC)

Ask him about his date with a transman he thought was a woman. I nearly harfed and haven't read his stuff since. He wrote about it like it was either no big deal or funny. This was many years ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 02, 2026 09:52 PM (WONhk)

275 265
Another funny one. The astronauts were really rubbernecking looking out the windows during that perigee TLI burn.
---

Hopefully, a Russian turd won't hit the window as they are rubbernecking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:53 PM (YvvFZ)

276 Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafa
Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law

But Iran launching missiles willy-nilly at civilian targets is totes Halal (tm)!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)

277 Christy, it's not homosexual if it's just for sex.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:55 PM (YvvFZ)

278 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 02, 2026 09:52 PM (WONhk)

Christy I am so sorry for your news earlier and am praying.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:55 PM (vE0+H)

279 Oh, shit, it's, it's almost, but not quite, nood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 09:56 PM (YvvFZ)

280 They're using windows?
*cringe*
Posted by: vmom

Wait until every device on the ship tries to download the latest security update all at once.

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 09:56 PM (VHUov)

281 brioche burger buns

Posted by: Don Black at April 02, 2026 09:56 PM (ZxPkt)

282 Go to a nail salon. Seriously. It isn't unmanly. Get your feet done. Let them do your toenails"

Touch my feet and I will fall you. No quarter!

And your family too...

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 09:56 PM (XuXeR)

283 Hamburgers started turning to crap when they stopped using poppy seed buns. I blame McDonald's.

-
When youngest Wrecks daughter was seven, we won a lottery to go to Puerto Vallarta. She was then in her most difficult eating phase and would eat only McDonald's cheeseburgers. Puerto Vallarta is not known for its cheeseburgers but there was a McDonald's on the other side of town. We spent an afternoon walking there in the heat and when we got there, she wouldn't eat because there were sesame seeds on the bun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 09:57 PM (ndZc7)

284 Fair enough. Some people don't like their feet messed with. I'm not one of those people, but get it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 02, 2026 09:52 PM (syAfa)

*fist bump*

It's weird, because I like scalp massages, and back rubs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

285 They're using windows?"

Clippy.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 09:57 PM (XuXeR)

286 Artemis is cool and all, but it’s kinda sad that they’re doing basically the same thing Apollo 8 did almost sixty years ago. I know it’s going farther, but still.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 09:44 PM (u73oe)

And splashing down in the ocean in a capsule to boot. How 1960's of them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)

287 everybody talks about 'international law'

where can I get a copy

Posted by: Don Black at April 02, 2026 09:59 PM (ZxPkt)

288 @265

>> Even that requires procedures. Everything requires procedures.

Well, when you’re in a zero failure situation, you’re going to look pretty silly when you are in front of St Peter and he’s giving you a ration of shit for not following the check list.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

289 I do a great foot massage. Don't tickle or nuthin'.

Posted by: Jules at April 02, 2026 09:59 PM (Q+gd/)

290
So much so, they smudged up the windows pretty bad rubbing their noses and faces against them. They had to call down for window-cleaning procedures from Houston.

Even that requires procedures. Everything requires procedures. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Are they sent up there knowing nothing on their own?

Are they babes in the woods?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 02, 2026 10:00 PM (xG4kz)

291 And splashing down in the ocean in a capsule to boot. How 1960's of them"

Space X would splashdown in a kiddie pool... on a moving flatbed....

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 10:00 PM (XuXeR)

292 So much so, they smudged up the windows pretty bad rubbing their noses and faces against them.

-
My poodle does the same thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 10:00 PM (ndZc7)

293 Artemis is cool and all, but it’s kinda sad that they’re doing basically the same thing Apollo 8 did almost sixty years ago. I know it’s going farther, but still.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 09:44 PM (u73oe)

And splashing down in the ocean in a capsule to boot. How 1960's of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

And using leftover 80s tech.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 10:01 PM (/lPRQ)

294
Assumption, cow is dead so I'll drag it off at the end of the day. Call the owners of said cow to let them know.

Fire up tractor and gather chains... the cow got up and walked away.
Posted by: Ben Had

That was a cow decoy.

You are lucky to have escaped with your life!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 02, 2026 10:01 PM (xG4kz)

295 Doof is here.

Posted by: clarence at April 02, 2026 10:01 PM (R9n3z)

296 everybody talks about 'international law'

where can I get a copy
Posted by: Don Black

IHOP?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 10:01 PM (ndZc7)

297 Wrecks, my daughter sort of became a vegetarian at age 6.
When we dined at McDs on the road, she would take the beef patty off and give it to one of her brothers. They found this funny. Her meatless phase lasted about 3 years and then - look out!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 02, 2026 10:02 PM (7D3Aa)

298 Christy I am so sorry for your news earlier and am praying.
Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 09:55 PM (vE0+H)

Thank you for your prayers for son and DIL. I pray all will be well with no fear in the future.

She's so sweet it nearly breaks me to think about. They were so excited.

We will have faith that all will be well soon, as many go through this (including her own mother). I feel sure there is a lot of support in Florida. I can only provide prayers. Thanks again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 02, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)

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Artemis is cool and all, but it’s kinda sad that they’re doing basically the same thing Apollo 8 did almost sixty years ago. I know it’s going farther, but still.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

It's more like Apollo 13 without the system failures. They are on a free return path back to Earth (no orbits, right?).

Up to now, the crew of Apollo 13 has held the record as the humans who had traveled furthest from Earth, owing to their having taken a free return path to swing around the Moon. All other Apollo missions performed a lunar insertion burn that put their crafts into orbit around the Moon.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 02, 2026 10:05 PM (xG4kz)

300 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 02, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)

I'm so sorry for them. There is nothing anyone can say really. I will pray for amazing things to come.

My mom miscarried before having me. But then again I was an accident and she always wanted me to know that. So I guess it takes all kinds?

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 10:11 PM (vE0+H)

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