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Daily Tech News 1 April 2026

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  • Anthropic's Claude Code developer tool leaked. (Dev.To)

    Which... Well, so what? You can download it. Countless thousands of people have. I have. Anyone who wanted to put in the effort to pick it apart could have done so.

    Anthropic left a debug option set it one release and that made all the source files visible, but that just made it easier.

    The real brains - Anthropic's AI models like Sonnet and Opus - run safely on their servers and haven't leaked anywhere.

    If you're interested though it's available on GitHub.


  • If you want to run your own LLM and not just local tools that talk to a remote server somewhere Bonsai from PrismML might be of interest. (PrismML)

    Because the 1.7 billion parameter model runs in 240MB of memory - yes, M, not G - and churns through 130 tokens per second on an iPhone 17.

    Which uses noticeably less power than a rack full of high-end graphics cards.

    Bonsai 8B uses 1.15GB of RAM.

    While it doesn't lead in test scores, it's being tested against 16GB models, which require an entirely different class of hardware. It would be interesting to see how a 70 billion parameter model would perform on the same tests if it's possible to perform the same trick - quantising the model down from half-precision (16 bits) per parameter to 1 bit with error correction.


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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2026 04:02 AM (sAmhv)

3 April fools day, and we sure have lot of them both in government and private industry.

Posted by: Colin at April 01, 2026 04:10 AM (e8qy3)

4 Things are so bad with memory I'm honestly considering buying a 32GB kit of Crucial CL32 6400mhz RAM on Amazon for $369 just because the price has dropped about 30% in a week.

I don't even own a DDR5 motherboard.

I guess I could just look at the box and admire its beauty like it's a bar of gold.
Who knows, I could keep it and maybe make a profit in a few months when the price goes back up.

Who would've guessed we'd be buying the dip on RAM a a year ago?

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 01, 2026 04:12 AM (6ydKt)

5 Second, it's out of stock.

Well,... that figures.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 01, 2026 04:15 AM (6ydKt)

6 Uh oh! Barn's infested. Looks like... theater kids.

Posted by: SciVo at April 01, 2026 04:15 AM (Sy6m/)

7 OK NASA...

I'TS SHOW TIME!!!!

Get ready to dump a billion dollars of hardware into the ocean in six minutes.

Posted by: pawn at April 01, 2026 04:34 AM (qmOsv)

8 Coffee is up, rater go back to bed

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)

9 Happy Fool’s Day Morons,

I’m very intrigued by this notion of hosting an LLM on a local machine. I’m sure it’s far beyond my rudimentary tech skills, but theoretically being able to segregate your data would make me much less reluctant to load real life data to help with keeping life straight.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 01, 2026 04:39 AM (pearg)

10 Including assistance editing for clarity and brevity.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 01, 2026 04:41 AM (pearg)

11 Interesting thought experiment previous thread, about dates and numbering

if someone asks you to count to ten, what is the first number you say

zero, or one

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 04:42 AM (ZxPkt)

12 April fools day. I will keep my mouth shut for the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 04:42 AM (+nEug)

13 I'd like to run an LLM, too.
I've got a 16GB GPU, so I could fit some stuff on it.

Seems like it would be a challenging learning curve but might be fun to use once it's all set up.

There are so many models to choose from, though.
I'd like to get one that can work with images/video, along with text generation.

I'd rather do that than trust any Big AI with my info.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 01, 2026 04:45 AM (6ydKt)

14 I am seeing commercials advertising a roll of 2025 uncirculated pennies (the last ever issued) going for $9.95.

That's right, you pay $10 for 50 pennies.

I'm obviously not the target audience, but even my limited math skills are questioning that deal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 01, 2026 04:49 AM (6ydKt)

15 G'morning, all!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb)

16 Looks like the replacement Kwikset lock arrives via UPS tomorrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2026 05:05 AM (iMotb)

17 Never got to ask you, VIA.

How's that Samsung Mini-LED working out so far?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 01, 2026 05:13 AM (6ydKt)

18 "How's that Samsung Mini-LED working out so far?"

Absolutely love it!

Gonna hold off on upgrading the soundbar system for a bit, but it does everything they said it does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2026 05:18 AM (iMotb)

19 18 "How's that Samsung Mini-LED working out so far?"

Absolutely love it!

Gonna hold off on upgrading the soundbar system for a bit, but it does everything they said it does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2026 05:18 AM (iMotb)

That's great.
It really is amazing how much difference a good display makes with high refresh rate, brightness and color volume.

I never knew what I was missing before OLED.
Still no soundbar on mine either, but I don't really mind it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 01, 2026 05:21 AM (6ydKt)

20
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2026 05:24 AM (tljrc)

21 Evening and morning to all of you from a man who has been kicked out of bed by a fourteen-pound cat. Stirling is back to his old tricks. The last two mornings he let me sleep, and then today: wham!

It's Woden's Day, front tire replacement day ($$), and who knows what else.

Miss Linda wanted to go to an Easter buffet on Sunday at a pricey restaurant in the Quarter. Uh, $75/person? At that price they should come to me, prepare the food here, and have scantily-clad girls serve it to me. Ain't happenin'.

So -- and she probably planned it this way -- I've agreed to go with her to a Friday noon lecture & lunch at my old employer, given by (brace yourselves) a Korean asst. professor of "race, gender, and sexuality." It'll be tough to keep a straight face while I'm there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2026 05:30 AM (wzUl9)

22 w00t

Posted by: m at April 01, 2026 05:30 AM (fNISR)

23 Today I go to the tire store to have two new Continentals put on the front of the Buick, with balancing and road hazard warranty. (Wincing at the price) At that, the tires are each $26 cheaper than the Kellys my regular mechanic was quoted, and Continentals are better tires to boot. Good for a long trip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

24 3 April fools day, and we sure have lot of them both in government and private industry.
Posted by: Colin at April 01, 2026 04:10 AM (e8qy3)

haha!

Posted by: m at April 01, 2026 05:35 AM (fNISR)

25 Happy Wednesday, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2026 05:39 AM (jjoN6)

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