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Supreme Court Rules That Free Speech Still Exists; Ketanji Brown Jackson Doesn't Understand

This should have been a 9-0 unanimous decision.

It has been the rule of the land since the founding of the Republic that the Constitution's stricture against passing "any law" limiting speech meant that no government, federal or state, could impose "viewpoint" restrictions on speech -- disfavoring or even criminalizing a specific view, argument, or belief.

Now, the Court long recognized that governments may impose "time, place, and manner" restrictions, especially on public gatherings and marches. For example, you can permit a march from 1pm to 3pm, so that the march does not interfere with rush hour traffic. You can tell the marchers they cannot walk in front of active garage entrances. You can tell the marchers they must be orderly and cannot use bullhorns that boost noise above, say, 100 decibels. That kind of thing.

But you cannot -- absolutely cannot -- pass a law or deny a permit to march based on your agreement with or disagreement with the speaker's speech. You can regulate speech as far as the time, place, and manner in which it is spoken, but you absolutely cannot regulate what that speech can say.

This was the rule controlling government regulation of free speech for 250 years, completely agreed to by all Supreme Court judges. Yes, lefty judges would of course put their thumbs on the scale and claim that some limits on speech they don't like -- like protesting outside abortion clinics -- were fair restrictions regarding "place" rather than viewpoint-based restrictions on pro-lifers, but everyone agreed on the framework for analyzing these cases.

Until today.

Gentlemen, you asked for a radical incompetent. I give you K. B. J.

The Court was nearly unanimous that Colorado cannot ban a therapist from counseling a patient to try to change his sexual orientation. Even "Wise Latina" Sotormayor joined the majority. Obama's Obamacare advisor, who cast a decisive vote on Obamacare, Elena Kagan joined the opinion.

But DEI Justice KBJ cast another lonely dissent, essentially repudiating 250 years of jurisprudence on free speech and declaring that sometimes, if the government really really really doesn't like speech and that speech is DoublePlus UnGood and Conservative, it can in fact ban speech based on what viewpoint it advances.


The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that Colorado cannot enforce its so-called "conversion therapy" ban regarding conversations between therapists and minors, saying the law likely violates the First Amendment by allowing some viewpoints but not others.

In an 8--1 decision, the high court said the law favors one viewpoint by allowing therapists to affirm a minor's gender identity or sexual orientation, but not help them to change it if they want to.

The decision stemmed from a lawsuit brought by Kaley Chiles, a licensed Christian therapist, who argued her conversations with youth clients were a form of protected speech. The Colorado government had said the conversations amounted to professional conduct that the state was allowed to regulate.

...

Justice Neil Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion, saying the question before the high court was a "narrow one" and that Chiles did not seek to toss out the Colorado law but rather consider whether it could apply to therapy that was strictly conversational.

"The First Amendment stands as a shield against any effort to enforce orthodoxy in thought or speech in this country," Gorsuch wrote. "It reflects instead a judgment that every American possesses an inalienable right to think and speak freely, and a faith in the free marketplace of ideas as the best means for discovering truth. However well-intentioned, any law that suppresses speech based on viewpoint represents an 'egregious' assault on both of those commitments."


In the lone dissent, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said the majority "plays with fire in this case" and that she feared "the people of this country will get burned."

Ketanji Brown Jackson has now flipped completely on this question: In an earlier case, she argued that the state had zero power to ban transgender procedures for minors. The state just didn't have the power to intrude into medical advice and treatment, she proclaimed.

Now she takes the exact opposite position -- the state has All the Power to outlaw whatever medical advice it dislikes -- based not on law, precedent, or logic, but based simply on her leftwing extremist political bias that whatever gays and transgenders want, they should get, period, the law be damned.

Note that even the corrupt Kagan calls out Ketanji Brown Jackson in her concurrence:

("I don't understand" says Ketanji Brown Jackson.)


Let me make an analogy, which illustrates the trajectory of the left.

The leftwing propaganda media used to pretend. The leftwing propaganda media plainly favored Democrats -- and plainly favored Democrat constituent blocs like criminals, welfare recipients, women, transgenders, black and "brown" people, and Muslims -- but pretended to be applying neutral "rules" in its news coverage. They didn't intend to favor these groups out of political loyalty, you see, it was just that these completely neutral "rules" compelled them to cover these stories in this way. Now that was always a lie, because there are many contradictory "rules" they can apply in any case, and they choose which of these contradictory rules to apply according to their political bias. And then they deny the bias, lying that a "rule" forced their hand, without admitting that they chose that "rule" precisely because it would result in the outcome they desired. They are too cowardly and dishonest to admit they are simply political operators, so they used to spend a lot of time spamming out perfectly-disingenuous reasons why every single "journalistic" free choice they made just happened to favor the Democrat Party and its constituent blocks.

The truth has a leftwing bias, they began saying at the end of the Age of Pretending, before they transitioned to just blatantly promoting the interests of Democrats and Democrat-favored constituent blocs.

It began under GWB, with influential Democrats decrying "both sides" and "balanced" coverage, urging "journalists" to just proclaim One Side Is Right and One Side Is Evil, which, of course, they ultimately did. Now they just openly favor and cheerlead the Democrat Party and its constituent blocs, and openly smear Republicans and their constituent blocs (especially white people, males, straight men, and Christians) without any excuse or justification or any pretense whatsoever that they are applying neutral "rules" independent of their own partisan political agenda.

Very, very similarly: Leftwing judges used to pretend that they weren't deliberately and consciously favoring Democrats and Democrat constituent blocs but were instead merely applying neutral "rules" that dictated their decisions. True enough, this was all a lie -- just as it was with the media -- and they would choose which supposedly neutral rule would apply in each case to favor the parties they went into the case favoring. But still, they did pretend. They would blatantly mis-characterize and mis-categorize parties in a dispute to elevate the party they politically favored and disadvantaged the party they disfavored, but still, they pretended to be working within a legal framework of analysis.

But Ketanji Brown Jackson now does what leftwing "journalists" did before her -- she decides that all of this talk of "rules-based" decisionmaking is just a game that favors the Bad People, so the Good People should just throw out all rules and do what leftists have been doing forever anyway, just ruling in favor of the left's favored constituent groups and ignoring laws and logic to get to whatever outcome the leftists' "conscience" dictates.

Yes, she's stupid, and yes, she's chosen this theory of jurisprudence precisely because it rejects intellectual analysis and says "Just do whatever is in your stupid, corrupt communist heart."

But she is NOT an aberration. This is where the entire left is now, and all of the absurd decisions you see coming from leftwing judges are following this same theory of jurisprudence, that explicitly puts particular people -- politically favored people -- over principle, and political outcomes over logic and coherence.

No longer are we a nation of "laws not men." We are now a nation of particular "men" with specific Favored Identity Points, and the law must always be corrupted, distorted, perverted and twisted to deliver the outcomes favored by those with those Favored Identity Points.

And they're not even pretending to work within a system of objective rules any longer.

Update: Gorsuch mocked Justice DEI for claiming she wasn't really restricting the therapist's speech because she was allowed to sometimes speak or even "write papers."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:33 PM




Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (LdBR/)

2 The fact that this happened on Trans Day of Visibility is hilarious.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (PrKv7)

3 Guess I'll go nood.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (LdBR/)

4 Confirmed by the US Senate folks.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

5

We're stuck with this idiot.

Geez

Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (3ek7K)

6 The issue I have is that this case should have never gotten close to SCOTUS. It was such a slam dunk lower courts should have stopped this case from going anywhere near SCOTUS and I can't believe that the liberals kept pursuing it.


It is now settled case law and can be cited on any number of other issues semi related to this one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)

7 This is what DEI brings. FJB should be in prison.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:36 PM (abIsI)

8 I wonder if Gorsuch released the case today (he'd have some wiggle room as the majority's author) because he realizes he created a monster with his earlier decision treating sexual orientation as being a protected class. One the one hand, he's always been consistent about supporting religious liberty, on the other, he's never seemed that interested in yanking the trannies' chains until now, and the choice of date (if not accidental) seems like a hell of a troll.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (PrKv7)

9 >> Ketanji Brown Jackson Doesn't Understand

This would apply to every SCOTUS story…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (xT8gx)

10 Did Associate Justice KB Jackson strenuously dissent?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)

11 >>>2 The fact that this happened on Trans Day of Visibility is hilarious.

oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)

12 The left: You should groom kids.

Also the left: You can't ungroom kids.

Pedos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (TKBaI)

13 She doesn't understand much of anything, based on her writings.

BREAKING: A judge blocks a Trump administration order to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.

The constitution REQUIRES congress to pay for TV and radio! Its in the Good 'n' Plenty clause!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (El6/E)

14
She's

a dunce

a dolt

a lightweight

a nullity

a lackwit

Slow Joe's one and only one SCOTUS appointment. Thanks Heavens for that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (xG4kz)

15 The absolute dumbest of all DEI hires

Biden‘s obsession with promoting black women cost our nation dearly

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (JzGvw)

16 A plaintiff seeking a temporary injunction is not automatically responsible for all losses incurred by the defendant. Liability is generally limited to the amount of the bond/security posted, which is intended to cover any such losses if the injunction is later found improper. Posting the bond ensures that the plaintiff’s request for equitable relief does not unfairly burden the defendant financially while the court considers the merits of the case.

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (Fa8ib)

17 Justice Kagan's concurring opinion attacks the dissent of her fellow liberal Justice Jackson.

===

hahahah!! the're ALL are tired of her low IQ , DEI stupid shit!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (GD0B3)

18 oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)

Go anyways, they always have last minute drop outs.

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)

19 Bitch is making it up as she goes along. She needs to be permanently yanked from the bench for being a retard and getting her law degree in a cracker jack box.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (snZF9)

20 ACB slammed her
Wise Latina slammed her
and now Kagan slammed her

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)

21 The left: You should groom kids.

Also the left: You can't ungroom kids.

That's just it. They absolutely believe that kids can BECOME homosexual or trans. They beleive that people can have a "phase" in college. But if you talk about helping kids move away from this its impossible, its graven on your DNA, NO ONE CAN EVER STOP BEING QUEER.

Confirmed by the US Senate folks.

She was obviously not qualified in any sane sense for the job, but the GOP after some theatrics and camera time couldn't wait to approve her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (El6/E)

22 It's amazing to me that at this one point in time we have one of our best justices ever in Justice Thomas and clearly the very worst ever in Jackson.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (+48wn)

23 Colorado is a stupid state full of stupid California transplants and those they have brainwashed.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (98kQX)

24 How come we have a 25th Amendment when a President is a demented incompetent but we don't have one for the Supreme Court?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (gKWVE)

25 We know they know that we know they are lying.
h/t Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

26 He is disappoint.

Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
Conversion therapy is discredited junk science that inflicts harm on LGBTQ youth.
The Supreme Court’s decision is disappointing and puts vulnerable kids at risk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (ndZc7)

27 The entire left has made, "conversion therapy" such a nuclear-grade toxic topic, a therapist isn't even allowed to say, "You're not a girl" to a crazy man who thinks he's a girl.

Meanwhile, they're allowed to say, "You're such a brave, beautiful girl!" to a crazy man who thinks he's a girl.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (mkw2N)

28 ACB slammed her
Wise Latina slammed her
and now Kagan slammed her
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)

Suplex off the top rope?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (wVcYX)

29 Did Associate Justice KB Jackson strenuously dissent?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)

Like that scene in A Few Good Men where the Tom Cruise character eviscerates the Demi Moore character for “strenuously” objecting in court after the judge overruled…. Yeah it helped a lot to make that objection strenuous!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (xT8gx)

30 You know, that village she came from is probably doing much better now that their village idiot is now on the Supreme Court

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (tYGL3)

31 Well, Kristi Noem has legit grounds to shoot her husband, IMHO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (2JFBE)

32 How come we have a 25th Amendment when a President is a demented incompetent but we don't have one for the Supreme Court?

"Well if you'd followed the @*$@($@ING CONSTITUTION the courts would be very weak and wouldn't NEED that kind of checks on their power but NOOOOoOOOOO"
--James Madison

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (El6/E)

33 >>>How come we have a 25th Amendment when a President is a demented incompetent but we don't have one for the Supreme Court?

What makes you think our "GOP-controlled" Senate would vote to convict if there was?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (CwhoI)

34 ACB slammed her
Wise Latina slammed her
and now Kagan slammed her
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
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Too bad. I hope they bask in her reflected limelight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (RIvkX)

35 " ... a licensed Christian therapist, who argued her conversations with youth clients were a form of protected speech. The Colorado government had said the conversations amounted to professional conduct that the state was allowed to regulate."

Does this type ruling give teachers the "right" to groom "Their Children", just helping them find their inner gender dysphoria? It sounds like that would also be "free speech", though it does amount to "professional conduct" and grooming kids is not part of any classroom (or should not be).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (vbXSk)

36 You can't spell "cabbage" without K-B-J.

Sort of.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (lHTOU)

37 Like that scene in A Few Good Men where the Tom Cruise character eviscerates the Demi Moore character for “strenuously” objecting in court after the judge overruled…. Yeah it helped a lot to make that objection strenuous!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (xT8gx)

That's the one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)

38 Tell me about the rabbits, Kristi?

Posted by: Mr Noem at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (gKWVE)

39 You know, that village she came from is probably doing much better now that their village idiot is now on the Supreme Court

"she has the most perfect credentials evar! She's the bestest judge of all time!"
--Leftists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (El6/E)

40 Liberals are scared shitless someone might be talked out of being gay or transgender.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (JzGvw)

41 The facts of this case are confusing and the snippets of reporting don’t seem to understand what the case was about. What was at issue wasn’t a ban on “conversion’ in the sex-transition sense. That would be a good law and we wouldn’t be cheering that it got stuck down, as the CO conversion law was.

What was at issue was a law banning therapists from talking to gay or trans kids about converting back to their normal and usual sexual orientations and genders.

That’s what Gorsuch was talking about: the law allowed therapists to affirm a gay or tranny’s change in orientation, but not to try to talk them out of it.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (1LxEq)

42 Of the votes I think Kagan’s was the most surprising to me.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)

43 KJB would probably rule that cinnamon babka is inferior to chocolate babka… when everyone knows it’s an equivalent babka in every way

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (xT8gx)

44 As far as Jumanji goes she’s just a stupid DEI hire so no surprise.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)

45 It's amazing to me that at this one point in time we have one of our best justices ever in Justice Thomas and clearly the very worst ever in Jackson.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM


They are both the same color, both had the same opportunities and they have come to rest on opposite sides of the spectrum from each other.


And Thomas needs to retire and let Trump replace him or we could face the exact same scenario as obama did with ruth ginsberg.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 05:46 PM (0N4FZ)

46 . . .one lone dingbat.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at March 31, 2026 05:46 PM (wVcYX)

47 29 Did Associate Justice KB Jackson strenuously dissent?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)

Like that scene in A Few Good Men where the Tom Cruise character eviscerates the Demi Moore character for “strenuously” objecting in court after the judge overruled…. Yeah it helped a lot to make that objection strenuous!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (xT8gx)

Maybe we put her up in the same hotel/room that Col. Markinson stayed in. His pistol still has 7 rounds left.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (N39Ws)

48 18 oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)

Go anyways, they always have last minute drop outs.

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)

This takes on a sinister new meaning when referring to a 'Trans Day of anything'...

Posted by: Croaker at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (+BcZI)

49 Of the votes I think Kagan’s was the most surprising to me.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
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I'm more surprised by Sotomayor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (lHTOU)

50 What was at issue was a law banning therapists from talking to gay or trans kids about converting back to their normal and usual sexual orientations and genders.

That’s what Gorsuch was talking about: the law allowed therapists to affirm a gay or tranny’s change in orientation, but not to try to talk them out of it.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (1LxEq)


Well, most of us got that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (2JFBE)

51 A federal judge just ordered Trump to stop construction of the new White House ballroom. How about telling Mister Judge to fuck off.

https://tinyurl.com/afk9b37v

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (5xuJ/)

52 Supreme Court Rules That Free Speech Still Exists; Ketanji Brown Jackson Doesn't Understand
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She runs her mouth enough she should know best.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (ZwdAr)

53 "she has the most perfect credentials evar! She's the bestest judge of all time!"
--Leftists

Another Ruth Bader Ginsberg!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7)

54 Trans day of awareness? Dang OK I am tring to think of my favorite Trans-Am. I mean I love how the last one made in 2002 looks and it had a nice engine, but I think my favorite model isn't the firechicken Smokey and the Bandit one but the 1972 has to be my choice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)

55 Simpler question. Does Psychiatry or therapy, actually constitute PRACTICING MEDICINE?

Unless you are prescribing medication? I'd say no.

Just talk falls under Freedom of Speech... because there is no definable quantification of results. You can't measure if therapy works... it is all a matter of opinion...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

56 Imagine a court where her opinion is the majority.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (Cqx++)

57 God help us if she's ever part of a liberal majority on the court.

In the mean time, she's alienated almost all the SCOTUS jurists, including Kagan and Soto to a certain degree.

She's lost all influence on the Court. Thank God.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (G0vdT)

58 Kemanji is the living embodiment of "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (TN0g+)

59 I would like to be able to see the Pubbies who voted for Jumanji’s confirmation. They should live in perpetual shame for that.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (pDt9x)

60 I don't get it.

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (4NO2D)

61 That's just it. They absolutely believe that kids can BECOME homosexual or trans. They beleive that people can have a "phase" in college. But if you talk about helping kids move away from this its impossible, its graven on your DNA, NO ONE CAN EVER STOP BEING QUEER.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (El6/E)
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The ratchet is only allowed to move in one direction only.

What's done can never, ever be undone. Unless it serves the Left's interests, of course.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (ESVrU)

62 Chopping up kids' dicks and balls because mommy talked them into being "trans" - good

Talking to kids who may believe they're gay or "trans," whether it's actually what they think and how to address it without following the degenerate unthinking left-wing "affirmation" formula regardless of the kids' best interests or well-being - bad

Posted by: This timeline is horrifying at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (TbWk/)

63 53 "she has the most perfect credentials evar! She's the bestest judge of all time!"
--Leftists

Another Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7)

Ruth Bader Ginsberg's body temperature is oddly the same as KBJ's IQ.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (N39Ws)

64 How does Jackson know what bathroom to use when nature calls?

Had it been me, I'd had laughed her out of her confirmation hearing when she uttered that nonsense.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (cYBz/)

65 Liberals are scared shitless someone might be talked out of being gay or transgender.

Every one of them is hollaring on social media about how every medical association ever on the planet says that conversion therapy is worthless and how DARE the court???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (El6/E)

66 19 Bitch is making it up as she goes along. She needs to be permanently yanked from the bench for being a retard and getting her law degree in a cracker jack box.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (snZF9)

Racist bigots like you need to be subject to immediate arrest.

Posted by: The Left at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (hJH5n)

67 The White House ballroom case is the perfect one for Trump to tell a judge to pound sand. Continue construction…. AC/DC would approve. My balls are the finest of them all…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (xT8gx)

68 A federal judge just ordered Trump to stop construction of the new White House ballroom. How about telling Mister Judge to fuck off.

https://tinyurl.com/afk9b37v
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (5xuJ/)
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And just to add insult to injury, dismantle that judge's courtroom brick by brick and recycle the materials in building the new ballroom.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (ESVrU)

69 The fact that this happened on Trans Day of Visibility is hilarious.

oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.
Posted by: ace

I still have my Black History Month lights up!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (ndZc7)

70 Imagine a court where her opinion is the majority.

"Just give us one more presidency, just one, that's all we'll ever need!"
--The Democrats (D)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (El6/E)

71 March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (TbWk/)

Based on what you've posted here about your family, which seems like it wasn't a picnic, imagine if they hadn't professed Christianity but instead were big wokies.

Posted by: horrors beyond imagination at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)

72 "12 The left: You should groom kids.

Also the left: You can't ungroom kids."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (TKB


In a nut shell.

Posted by: javems at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (zFsEm)

73 When even the Wide Latina thinks you're retarded...

Posted by: Is this the nadir or can she go lower at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (TbWk/)

74 The sad thing is that one day there will be an HS named for KBJ in North Side ISD in San Antonio.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (hJH5n)

75 The word you're looking for is transsexual.

Gender refers to possessive pronouns: his, hers, its theirs.

You know. Like you learned in fourth grade.

Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)

76 54 Trans day of awareness? Dang OK I am tring to think of my favorite Trans-Am. I mean I love how the last one made in 2002 looks and it had a nice engine, but I think my favorite model isn't the firechicken Smokey and the Bandit one but the 1972 has to be my choice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)

I almost bought the Trans Am version of the Camaro a few years back... now I really wish I had.

It was an aftermarket mod'd Camaro SS with the Chicken on the hood, and T tops...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)

77 Amen, Ace! I originally expected that all the partisan hacks in black would get tired of being overturned, and when that didn't happen, I adjusted my mental model. Their indefatigable high morale makes perfect sense, if...

They're auditioning for SCOTUS, for when the next Democrat POTUS expands and packs the court.

The activist judges are demonstrating precisely the qualities that you would look for in such a corrupt scheme, of mental midgetry, moral vacancy, and above all, complete and absolute Loyalty to the Clique. Biasberg may very well rationally expect to be the next Chief Justice, unless the SAVE Act is passed.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)

78 KJB would probably rule that cinnamon babka is inferior to chocolate babka… when everyone knows it’s an equivalent babka in every way
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (xT8gx)
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Let's not be rash and maybe say something regrettable later.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)

79 In the lone dissent, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said the majority "plays with fire in this case" and that she feared "the people of this country will get burned."

I bet they will too, the conservatives anyway, if she has any sayso. DEI at it's foulest.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg)

80
Does this type ruling give teachers the "right" to groom "Their Children", just helping them find their inner gender dysphoria? It sounds like that would also be "free speech", though it does amount to "professional conduct" and grooming kids is not part of any classroom (or should not be).
Posted by: illiniwek

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Good question. A professional counseling a patient is not someone standing on a soapbox. A doctor would be restricted from telling a patient to smoke 20 cigarettes a day to improve their voice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 05:53 PM (n7rxJ)

81 Who came up with the term ‘conversion therapy”? I hope we didn’t. It sounds pejorative, like we are trying to force a conversion on someone. I think a better term (just off the top of my head) is ‘restorative’ therapy.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:53 PM (1LxEq)

82 It looks like the poof sniffer is the only barely acceptable pick Trump made.

Kavanaugh >> Gorsuch >>>>>>ACB

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (abIsI)

83 They don't call her Affirmative Action Jackson for nothin

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (vE0+H)

84 Notably, Justice Jackson trains her fire on Justices Kagan and Sotomayor. In a footnote she basically accuses them of being dupes for the conservative majority. Kagan responds, basically accusing Jackson of not understanding longstanding law. 👀

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She is showing the same mental acuity as the president who nominated her to the Supreme Court but at least Biden had dementia as an excuse.

Posted by: Decaf at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (Tbs6N)

85 "Well if you'd followed the @*$@($@ING CONSTITUTION the courts would be very weak and wouldn't NEED that kind of checks on their power but NOOOOoOOOOO"
--James Madison

What does that have to do with movies?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)

86 Based on what you've posted here about your family, which seems like it wasn't a picnic, imagine if they hadn't professed Christianity but instead were big wokies.
Posted by: horrors beyond imagination at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)

Fuck me, now there's a chilling thought.

Posted by: I do shudder at it. Shudder, I say! at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (TbWk/)

87 67 The White House ballroom case is the perfect one for Trump to tell a judge to pound sand. Continue construction…. AC/DC would approve. My balls are the finest of them all…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (xT8gx)

OK, so this is an outside group suing the Pres...

How can they show harm to themselves? How do they have standing to even sue?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)

88 Sigh, and another federal judge says you can't defund PBS and NPR.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

89 KBJ is not a jurist. She's a politician, and a reliable vote for whatever the leftwing POV is.
You may say she's a DEI hire or profoundly stupid and I won't argue, but she's there to do exactly what she is doing.

And yet she will eventually stumble into a correct vote on an issue and we'll dutifully applaud, like she just shouted "Puttin on the Ritz" whilst doing a spaz dance.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (zafwz)

90 Our side should put Chloe Cole front and center as much as possible. She is a great object lesson on the absolute EVIL of gender surgery. I feel incredibly sorry for her.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)

91 >>>I'm more surprised by Sotomayor.

Same. Kagan, although a liberal, understands her job and takes it seriously. That even Sotomayor disagrees with her should tell KBJ just how bad she screwed up.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (CwhoI)

92 "And Thomas needs to retire and let Trump replace him or we could face the exact same scenario as obama did with ruth ginsberg."

Could not agree more. Trump can nominate one of Thomas' proteges.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (Vpqw1)

93 Babka:

https://youtu.be/i78azsi7M94

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

94 KBJ will someday be part of majority decisions. She is probably already considered too stupid for CJ, but, never underestimate the left.

Posted by: Accomack at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (8jVAy)

95
I would like to be able to see the Pubbies who voted for Jumanji’s confirmation. They should live in perpetual shame for that.
Posted by: tubal

They are George Will types who believe the president should get whomever he nominates.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (Cqx++)

96 It was an aftermarket mod'd Camaro SS with the Chicken on the hood, and T tops

I mean for most of the production run the difference was grille and a name badge anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (El6/E)

97 The activist judges are demonstrating precisely the qualities that you would look for in such a corrupt scheme, of mental midgetry, moral vacancy, and above all, complete and absolute Loyalty to the Clique. Biasberg may very well rationally expect to be the next Chief Justice, unless the SAVE Act is passed.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)

It is clear there needs to be some sort of regulatory body to reign in the actions of rogue judges. Such a body, would, of necessity, be extra-judicial. Exactly what form it might take is a matter for debate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (2JFBE)

98 I'm more surprised by Sotomayor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (lHTOU)

true, there were times in the past when Kagan went toward the center, Soto almost never

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)

99 Afternoon.

Despite my personal feelings I like to think that the justices of the Supreme Court are very intelligent law nerds who are able to understand the law and eloquently and their positions and opinions. Basically I expect they can run rings intellectually around 95% of the population (on matters of law).

Except for KJB.

She really is a fuckwit, isn't she?

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (XT5+k)

100 In the lone dissent, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said the majority "plays with fire in this case" and that she feared "the people of this country will get burned."

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She's right! Once freedom breaks out there's no stopping it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (ndZc7)

101 Come on Ace... lay off the retarded black girl You don't want to be racist... do you? She deserves a say. Even if she's slapped down by the other leftists.

Not like that means anything.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (AkEZC)

102 The plaintiff, Kailey Chiles kinda looks like Mayim Bialik...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

103 I think a better term (just off the top of my head) is ‘restorative’ therapy.

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makes sense

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)

104 They don't call her Affirmative Action Jackson for nothin

"Man @(*$@ that (*@$!!! I had a whole franchise lined up and then the movie didn't do so good. That big austrian cracker has the dumbest movies ever and he gets Terminator and I get canceled!"
--Carl Weathers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:58 PM (El6/E)

105 103 I think a better term (just off the top of my head) is ‘restorative’ therapy.

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makes sense
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)

Me three.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)

106 Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (xT8gx)

107 >> 301 Do you want the responsibility if the dog that kills small animals for fun decides that somebody else's kid looks like a small enough animal?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)

>You're making a retarded leap .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (V4IXI)


Harry projecting chemjeff levels of stupidity

Posted by: cherries in season at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (43wzR)

108 "And Thomas needs to retire and let Trump replace him or we could face the exact same scenario as obama did with ruth ginsberg."

He'd probably pick someone like Ted Cruz. I would be more comfortable with a JD pick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)

109 The sad thing is that one day there will be an HS named for KBJ in North Side ISD in San Antonio.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I wouldn't recognize any of the area around there anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (2pORR)

110 I mean for most of the production run the difference was grille and a name badge anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (El6/E)

No, for many years, Trans-Ams had a number of different Pontiac engines, that did not share parts with similar-sized Chevy engines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:00 PM (2JFBE)

111 I think that Sandra Day O'Connor was the dim bulb in the Court as long as she was in it. She pulled that affirmative-action until 25 years right out her ass. She should have been cashiered for that, alone.
I'm not saying this of Ginsberg or Kagan; like you say, they were/are "law nerds".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (gKWVE)

112 KBJ will continue to remind us how much FJB degraded this nation

Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (5rh/l)

113 That big austrian cracker has the dumbest movies ever and he gets Terminator and I get canceled!"
--Carl Weathers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:58 PM (El6/E)

Yeah, but it's all good. You get free beverage refills at Burger King.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (0aYVJ)

114 96 It was an aftermarket mod'd Camaro SS with the Chicken on the hood, and T tops

I mean for most of the production run the difference was grille and a name badge anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (El6/E)
Be different. 64 Chevy Nova Super Sport.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (LHPAg)

115 They don't call her Affirmative Action Jackson for nothin

"Man @(*$@ that (*@$!!! I had a whole franchise lined up and then the movie didn't do so good. That big austrian cracker has the dumbest movies ever and he gets Terminator and I get canceled!"
--Carl Weathers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:58 PM (El6/E)
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They did team up for Predator and share the greatest handshake in all of human history.

Action Jackson is an underrated 80s action movie and deserved better than it got.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (1LxEq)

116 I don’t know…. Not sure Trump could pick someone as good as Thomas. How old is he? He might have another good 5-10 years left on the court

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (xT8gx)

117 Many people would benefit from proper "restorative therapy" , since many were abused as children. Hope it takes off.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3)

118 109 The sad thing is that one day there will be an HS named for KBJ in North Side ISD in San Antonio.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I wouldn't recognize any of the area around there anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (2pORR)

KBJ school for "Special" students...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

119 KBJ is the distillation of the long march through the institutions. She's as dumb as a fucking stump and will do nothing but "write" decisions (that her bluehair nosering clerks write for her) that do nothing but attempt to codify through the court every left-wing loon fantasy imaginable.

Also said it earlier, but the idea that this dumbass got into and through any law school in the country is a scathing indictment of the entire system.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (oqH4h)

120 Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said the majority "plays with fire in this case" and that she feared "the people of this country will get burned."

We were burned when she made the court

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 06:03 PM (RDqo2)

121 116 I don’t know…. Not sure Trump could pick someone as good as Thomas. How old is he? He might have another good 5-10 years left on the court

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (xT8gx)

He's 77...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

122 81 Who came up with the term ‘conversion therapy”? I hope we didn’t. It sounds pejorative, like we are trying to force a conversion on someone. I think a better term (just off the top of my head) is ‘restorative’ therapy.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:53 PM (1LxEq)

I'm reasonably certain that "conversion therapy" is the term used by the left for any therapy that doesn't immediately, unquestioningly and enthusiastically support and affirm a kid's profession of being gay or trans. It's done intentionally because it has nasty connotations of of (allegedly) brutal aversion therapy and behavioral operant conditioning therapy purportedly used on gays in the past, which I don't think even the most stereotypical evangelical right-wing reactionary would support.

Posted by: I am Napoleon! Give me cavalry to command! at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)

123 The sad thing is that one day there will be an HS named for KBJ in North Side ISD in San Antonio.
Posted by: Cow Demon

I wouldn't recognize any of the area around there anymore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (2pORR)
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People's Academy for Juvenile Justice and Equity and Arts and Trans Rights #4

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

124 Also said it earlier, but the idea that this dumbass got into and through any law school in the country is a scathing indictment of the entire system.
Posted by: ballistic

So did Mazie Hirono. Georgetown.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)

125 Ketanji Jackson-Brown's brain is running on empty.

Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf)

126 OK, so this is an outside group suing the Pres...

How can they show harm to themselves? How do they have standing to even sue?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM


They can't and they don't. They went judge shopping and this will be over turned on appeal.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (0N4FZ)

127 Susan Collins (Maine)
Mitt Romney (Utah)
Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
These senators joined all 50 Democrats in backing her nomination, which was a significant bipartisan effort to confirm her appointment to the Supreme Court.

Jumanjis Republican votes for confirmation.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (pDt9x)

128 Action Jackson is an underrated 80s action movie and deserved better than it got.

"you tore that boys arm off!!!"
"he had a spare!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (El6/E)

129 Smarter HLS graduate: Michelle Obama or KBJ?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (rJ48h)

130 I'm reasonably certain that "conversion therapy" is the term used by the left for any therapy that doesn't immediately, unquestioningly and enthusiastically support and affirm a kid's profession of being gay or trans. It's done intentionally because it has nasty connotations of of (allegedly) brutal aversion therapy and behavioral operant conditioning therapy purportedly used on gays in the past, which I don't think even the most stereotypical evangelical right-wing reactionary would support.
Posted by: I am Napoleon! Give me cavalry to command! at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)

A course of hot lead injections is guaranteed to work, and is much cheaper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (2JFBE)

131 No, for many years, Trans-Ams had a number of different Pontiac engines, that did not share parts with similar-sized Chevy engines.

Yeah I know but the initial run was basically the same car. Then in the 80s the body styles were really similar, so I overstated things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (El6/E)

132 A federal judge just ordered Trump to stop construction of the new White House ballroom. How about telling Mister Judge to fuck off.

https://tinyurl.com/afk9b37v

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (5xuJ/)

Trump just needs to pull these assholes aside and say look, keep it up and I send Delta to shoot you in the fucking head. If it gets out that I told you this I'll know who did it, and I'm still gonna send delta to come and shoot you in the fucking head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (snZF9)

133 55 Simpler question. Does Psychiatry or therapy, actually constitute PRACTICING MEDICINE?

Unless you are prescribing medication? I'd say no.

Just talk falls under Freedom of Speech... because there is no definable quantification of results. You can't measure if therapy works... it is all a matter of opinion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0K

Psychiatry is definitely practicing medicine. Psychiatrists are MDs and do prescribe medicine.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (OoFl2)

134 Many people would benefit from proper "restorative therapy" , since many were abused as children. Hope it takes off.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3)

The Biden Administration and the gay/woke/tarded psychiatry and other associations have tried to crush any efforts in this direction and pseudoscience and harmful to "gay and trans" kids, while glossing over the fact that these populations have a very high incidence of trauma and psychological comorbidities (autism, depression, etc). It's not good medicine or good science, it's politics, ideology, and perversion.

Posted by: They want them twisted, not healed at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)

135 Susan Collins (Maine)
Mitt Romney (Utah)
Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
These senators joined all 50 Democrats in backing her nomination, which was a significant bipartisan effort to confirm her appointment to the Supreme Court.

Jumanjis Republican votes for confirmation.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (pDt9x)

They only count as Republicans because there is no Deranged Fuckwit party.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (2JFBE)

136 Psychiatry is definitely practicing medicine. Psychiatrists are MDs and do prescribe medicine.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (OoFl2)

I knew this from watching Cheers and then Frasier….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (xT8gx)

137 Spouse said this was on the internet...

If the 3 are in the dissent, it might not be stupid.
If it's just Sotomayor and KBJ, it will be stupid.
If it's just KBJ, it will reach levels of insanity and stupidity that have never been seen before in any level of law.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (tOcjL)

138 121 116 I don’t know…. Not sure Trump could pick someone as good as Thomas. How old is he? He might have another good 5-10 years left on the court

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (xT8gx)

He's 77...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

Damn, that's how old I am. How did I end up retired?

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (LHPAg)

139 Second look at the Official Monster Raving Loony Party?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)

140 Trans day of awareness? Dang OK I am tring to think of my favorite Trans-Am. I mean I love how the last one made in 2002 looks and it had a nice engine, but I think my favorite model isn't the firechicken Smokey and the Bandit one but the 1972 has to be my choice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)

LOL. I just got an email from someone running for senate in California celebrating the trans day of awareness. I want to respond that I am very aware; in fact, every time I try to forget about the trannies they shoot some innocent school kids. But it's Lent, so I didn't.

Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (lCppi)

141 Hello, this is Dr Frasier Crane…. I’m listening!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (xT8gx)

142 ...It's not good medicine or good science, it's politics, ideology, and perversion.
Posted by: They want them twisted, not healed

Fight!Fight!Fight!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:10 PM (GD0B3)

143 A federal judge just ordered Trump to stop construction of the new White House ballroom. How about telling Mister Judge to fuck off.

This is like the third judge trying to stop him, kind of hilarious because they don't have any justification for it, just "don't do that!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:11 PM (El6/E)

144 Honestly, I'm completely confused on this one.

I guess I have Aspergers or something.

Retard maybe.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:11 PM (aTgV0)

145 Second look at the Official Monster Raving Loony Party?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)
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Not on your nellie!

Posted by: The Silly Party at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (lHTOU)

146
Is there any way at all to get rid of this retard?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (VWtfl)

147 Yeah I know but the initial run was basically the same car. Then in the 80s the body styles were really similar, so I overstated things
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (El6/E)

Indeed, the body platforms were identical, as was much of the running gear. But engines were distinctly different, until the Pontiac engine line was shut down, which date I don't remember. And muscle car buyers were very, very cognizant of engines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (2JFBE)

148 >>>oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)

LOL!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (q177U)

149 They only count as Republicans because there is no Deranged Fuckwit party.

You start that party and I will become a card-carrying member

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (El6/E)

150 I don't see the problem with the "write[e] papers" quote.

He was quoting her, the original text says "writing papers" so this is the proper way to quote. It is not anything unusual. He quoted her because it was an important fact and necessary to include as a quote.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (Fg7bI)

151 2 The fact that this happened on Trans Day of Visibility is hilarious.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (PrKv7)

Well, Trans Conversion Therapy is basically Gay Affirmation, so it's more like favoring the less insane perversion than anti-degeneracy per se.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 06:13 PM (Sy6m/)

152 Is there any way at all to get rid of this retard?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (VWtfl)
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Where's Reginald FitzUrse when you really need him?

Posted by: The Silly Party at March 31, 2026 06:13 PM (lHTOU)

153 "Second look at the Official Monster Raving Loony Party?
Posted by: gKWVE"


Is that the one with Biscuit Barrel?

I always thought he had a good platform.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:13 PM (aTgV0)

154 Gack.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (lHTOU)

155 You start that party and I will become a card-carrying member
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (El6/E)

If they will accept you as a member, you probably don't want to belong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (2JFBE)

156 My 3rd and 4th grade teacher was this gorgeous hippy chick who was not fond of bras, every boy had a crush on her. She drove a gold 1974 Camaro, always liked that car because of her. She was literally the only hot teacher I ever had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)

157 Trump says he is just going to keep building the ballroom, because the judge stated he could continue for security reasons. Basically the reading says keep going but I want to pretend I stopped Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:15 PM (n5tGW)

158 KBJ is the stupidist Supreme Court Justice ever.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (qFwJc)

159 If they will accept you as a member, you probably don't want to belong.

Fair

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (El6/E)

160 The left is salivating at the prospect of doing away with free speech. It does not serve their purposes. And this is the "gentlest" "remedy" they have proposed for dealing with pesky freedom-loving heritage Americans.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (FMtrg)

161 The no bra era, 60’s and 70’s, yes? Take the good with the bad, I suppose.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)

162 156 My 3rd and 4th grade teacher was this gorgeous hippy chick who was not fond of bras, every boy had a crush on her. She drove a gold 1974 Camaro, always liked that car because of her. She was literally the only hot teacher I ever had.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)

My ninth grade English teacher (summer) was so bloody hot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (hJH5n)

163 Tomorrow, birth right citizenship.

I am worried Kagan and SM did some horse trading, although this case is not even close IMO, so hopefully that's not the case.

I hope to hear this tomorrow: The Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)

164 My third grade teacher was a "tomato."

Very young and pretty. We loved her.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (qFwJc)

165 She was literally the only hot teacher I ever had.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)

I had a couple of lady teachers who were moderately attractive, but most were matronly characters from The Far Side.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (0aYVJ)

166 KBJ is the stupidist Supreme Court Justice ever.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Roger B. Taney?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (ndZc7)

167 So, the Army grounded their helicopter pilots for their Kid Rock flyover.

I get it... rules is rules, blah blah blah.

But, he invited them to do it anytime they wanted, he owns a palatial spread where neighbors wouldn't be disturbed, the Army didn't pay for rights to do it like with the gay racist NFL, and it looks cool for the Army.

Seems a little scoldy to me. I hope it's just a slap on the wrist and bygones are bygones. It's not called "The SchoolmArmy," after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (BI5O2)

168 163 Tomorrow, birth right citizenship.

I am worried Kagan and SM did some horse trading, although this case is not even close IMO, so hopefully that's not the case.

I hope to hear this tomorrow: The Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)

The birthright citizenship case is DOA no doubt.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (pDt9x)

169 KBJ is the stupidist Supreme Court Justice ever.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Roger B. Taney?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (ndZc7)
----------
Taney was emphatically not stupid, but he had...biases.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 06:19 PM (lHTOU)

170 My third grade teacher wore a bra. Her face made up for it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:19 PM (qFwJc)

171 I remember Mrs. [Long Italian Name Here that starts with M]. She was close to 100 years old and a real firecracker!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:19 PM (GD0B3)

172 Bras and high heels and panties are maybe the three coolest things ever invented.

And air-conditioning.

And yoga pants.

Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

173 My 3rd and 4th grade teacher was this gorgeous hippy chick who was not fond of bras, every boy had a crush on her. She drove a gold 1974 Camaro, always liked that car because of her. She was literally the only hot teacher I ever had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)

We had a few like that, some were pretty young. I also had a teacher who was a complete star trek freak, and this was right before any of the spin offs and right after the first movie. She was probably around 30. She had a rack like cadillac bumper bullets, and they were never secured.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (snZF9)

174
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

They'll have to fight whoever invented the tube top first. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (snZF9)

175 To be fair to KBJ:

She can't tell you what a woman is.

Therefore what would a man be trans'ing into? Or a woman trans'ing away from?

Only approved therapists from the right institutions can ascertain these questions.

I side with the dissent.

Posted by: dum at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (It5AG)

176 Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

——————-


Been to wal mart lately?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)

177 The sixties were more conservative.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (qFwJc)

178 172 Bras and high heels and panties are maybe the three coolest things ever invented.

And air-conditioning.

And yoga pants.

Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

Yoga pants as a societal good is conditional. Very coditional. Much the same as Spandex and Speedos.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (pDt9x)

179 And yoga pants.

Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

Apparently you’ve never been to a Walmart where the land whales on motorized scooters wear yoga pants and it’s a sight you don’t wanna see… traumatizing… no HoF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (xT8gx)

180 She was literally the only hot teacher I ever had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)

You had 0 hot teachers.

Hippies are gross and they make me ructate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (BI5O2)

181 Molinaro!! I can't believe I remember this!! Any Molinaros here?

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3)

182 On a related note, I think her fellow justices would be happy if KJB exercised her speech a little less at the workplace.

Iirc, she talks than all of them, by A LOT.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (4KUe5)

183 176, 179 — Horde mind

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (xT8gx)

184 Bras and high heels and panties are maybe the three coolest things ever invented.

And air-conditioning.

And yoga pants.

Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
=====
My Spanish teacher in Leather pants in 1975.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)

185 She had a rack like cadillac bumper bullets, and they were never secured.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (snZF9)

Better looking than Kristi Noem's husband, I hope!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (2JFBE)

186 For Pete

>>@c14israel
·
3h
>>THE END OF THE "ISLAMIC REPUBLIC"?

>>A major new rift is tearing through Tehran as senior clerics break with the Revolutionary Guards (IRGC), according to Senior Iran Analyst Dror Balazada (
@DBalazada
).

>>Clerics report that the original regime structure has collapsed, and they have been pushed aside by the IRGC. The IRGC now exert total control over the centers of power, the nation's economic flow, and the relationship with Mojtaba Khamenei.

>>The isolation is so extreme that top clerics are now questioning if Mojtaba Khamenei is even alive and what condition he is in.

>>The conclusion from inside Tehran is clear: This is no longer an Islamic Republic- it is now a "Revolutionary Guards Republic."

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)

187 Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

188 166 KBJ is the stupidist Supreme Court Justice ever.

Roger B. Taney?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'll agree with that. A lot of people in the north had an "I don't care" attitude about southern slavery but the Dredd Scott decision effectively made them plantation overseers charged with returning "property".

A huge part of the hardening of attitudes leading up to the civil war.

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (Y8DZL)

189 Mojtaba is in Russia. Russians already fessed up to it.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (GD0B3)

190 RawStory: Justice Kagan 'signaled' to other states how to get around 8-1 ruling on anti-gay therapy. "Justice Kagan says, if this were viewpoint neutral and instead just regulated a subject matter of speech that is forbidden, for example, in doctor's offices, that would be a much tougher call,” Rubin explained. "Justice Kagan may be signaling to other states that have a concern about things like conversion therapy.”

It’s crazy how liberal and far right judges play different games. Kagan and Sotomayor are acting like it’s up to them to make thoughtful and principled rulings and maybe sometimes that means coming down in favor of something they personally disagree with.

Alito and the Handmaid and Justice Brett just decide to invent new law and ignore precedent in service of the fascist project.

And now that therapy is free speech there is no recourse if a therapist decides to start encouraging their clients to kill themselves.

Kagans concurrence is word salad. Jackson's dissent is persuasive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ycI94)

191 catfight!. Rwaw! Or rather pigfight! Ralph!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (wBaIH)

192 And yoga pants.

Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

Apparently you’ve never been to a Walmart where the land whales on motorized scooters wear yoga pants and it’s a sight you don’t wanna see… traumatizing… no HoF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (xT8gx)

Especially the ones sporting sea lions as legs. damn....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (snZF9)

193 If she could have, my smokin hot 6th grade teacher would have looked pretty good in a tube top, yoga pants and high heels.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (n5tGW)

194 There's something that bothers me about this ruling, and I'm not saying that Justice DEI is right. But try entertain this possibility:

Suppose a cardiologist starts giving verbal advice to his patients that they should smoke two packs of cigarettes every day. He believes that all the studies showing that cigarettes are harmful were flawed. Other than that, he practices cardiology perfectly. He performs procedures correctly and gives the correct prescriptions. But he still advises two packs a day of unfiltered Lucky Strikes.

Can the state pull his cardiology license? Or does he have a constitutional right to give dangerous medical advice in the course of his practice?

I think the answer is obviously yes, the state can restrict what medical advice he gives.

The difference, and I don't think the opinion addresses this, is that despite what the "expert" consensus may be, issues of sexuality and gender are just too fuzzy to decide that one position is absolutely correct. And so there must be room for differences of opinion.

But it seems preposterous to me that the state could license a physician and then have no control over the care he gives by verbal instructions.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)

195 Now a judge has stopped the ballroom construction LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (YwEeS)

196 Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

Shoulda had an Akbar warning…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (xT8gx)

197 The conclusion from inside Tehran is clear: This is no longer an Islamic Republic- it is now a "Revolutionary Guards Republic."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)

Always was. This is just another mask dropped.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

198 >>The conclusion from inside Tehran is clear: This is no longer an Islamic Republic- it is now a "Revolutionary Guards Republic."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)
=====

So where is the Army?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

199 Which Autopen pilot nominated this woman?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (4KUe5)

200 Did anyone demand Brown turn over her yearbooks to be interrogated like Kavanaugh's were? I'm betting her high school motto was "I don't understand."

Posted by: mea culpa at March 31, 2026 06:26 PM (nwSb4)

201 Collins
Romney
Murkowski

So the usual suspects.

People, these are NOT Republicans! They are assholes, and will do the bidding of whoever to get re-elected to their cushy jobs. They may as well be socialist Democrats. Stop voting for them.

Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 06:26 PM (pvf3X)

202 https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

Ack! I've been Ackbar'd!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (2JFBE)

203 We could have, and should have had, Janice Rogers Brown on the Supreme Court as the first black female justice, but the Democrats wouldn't allow this to happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (hHbeA)

204 Don't believe me ? Here: Mojtaba is in Russia.

https://tinyurl.com/4e6373cs

They won't say anything like that at that level if it was not true.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

205 192 And yoga pants.

Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

Apparently you’ve never been to a Walmart where the land whales on motorized scooters wear yoga pants and it’s a sight you don’t wanna see… traumatizing… no HoF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (xT8gx)

Especially the ones sporting sea lions as legs. damn....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (snZF9)

I’m now convinced yoga pants are evil because unfortunately every woman thinks she can pull them off.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (hJH5n)

206 I think this post sidesteps a key point. (sorry Ace)

This is marxism - in marxism (and Leftism generally) words are tools, not connected to a rational meaning. You say what you need to say to win. This is critical theory (which started as a legal theory) in action. This is Stalinism in action.

They use words to deceive, not to enlighten. Here, she is just using the laws, and her interns (certainly not her - I think she is illiterate) are trying to use marxist theory to destroy the constitution, one ruling at a time.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (Fg7bI)

207 Alito and the Handmaid and Justice Brett

The Handmaid?

Coney-Barrett was "conservative" on one issue and one issue only, and once that was taken care of she ran straight to Sandra Day-O'Connor territory.

Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (gtcuf)

208 We can overcome a lot of the injurious things that Bribe'em did but KBJ is going to be an open wound for a long, long time

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (+nEug)

209 She's not a hypocrite. She's an idiot. Regrettably, she is joined in this by a large swath of the country.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (QaH55)

210 There was one teacher, when I was a freshman, who was pretty. But she dressed very conservatively, and had Toni Tenille hair.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

211 The DEIdiot perfectly reflects her intellectual superior and appointer, Puddin' Head Joe.

Posted by: Candidus at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (qrdYx)

212 Put me in the category suggesting that therapists, psychoanalysts, psychiatrists, psychologists etc. regardless of religion, politics or other are usually more crazy than the average human and serve no purpose other than to screw up our nice comfortable and effective natural Darwinism we have in place.

Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)

213 he was probably transferred there a few weeks ago, as soon as Trump started hinting that they are negotiating with level 3 leaders

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)

214 What are we making for dinner? I am thinking chicken shawarma.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (OoFl2)

215 But it seems preposterous to me that the state could license a physician and then have no control over the care he gives by verbal instructions.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)

Odor of burning straw detected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (2JFBE)

216 I’m now convinced yoga pants are evil because unfortunately every woman thinks she can pull them off.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (hJH5n)

Well thats the problem, some look like you need tow chains to pull them off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (snZF9)

217 Buncha WalMart shoppers in here.

What pisses me off is Home Depot and Harbor Freight.

You want a screwdriver and you have to walk forty fucking acres to find a 30 dollar screwdriver, or you can go to Harbor Freight where everyone's an asshole and you can't check out without giving your dental records.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (aTgV0)

218 Trump is continuing with the ballroom he said.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW)

219 Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

They'll have to fight whoever invented the tube top first. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (snZF9)

Pencil skirts

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (hJH5n)

220 I wonder how many billions in gold Mujtaba's people had to move to Russia for "accommodations".

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)

221 Speaking of criminals who run to Russia... I was watching Forensic Files, and it was about this lunatic who was running an elaborate scam on the Navy, wherein everything went sideways and he ended up murdering his wife and an officer, then fled to the Land of the Bearfuckers.

He lived there for years on the lam.

Living in Russia sucked so much balls that this guy *voluntarily* returned to face the vicissitudes of American justice in a double-murder trial rather than keep doing it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (BI5O2)

222 Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

Shoulda had an Akbar warning…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (xT8gx)

Here's one more in line with your hopes and dreams.

https://tinyurl.com/yxwhcu6z

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)

223 One is the loneliest number.

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1)

224 I don't need a fucking warranty on a gottdamn screwdriver!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (aTgV0)

225 The no bra era, 60’s and 70’s, yes? Take the good with the bad, I suppose.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)

It was the best of times and the worst of times.

(Old women wanted that action too.)

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (g8Ew8)

226 So where is the Army?

Hiding in bunker, all their toys are broken LOL

Which Autopen pilot nominated this woman?

If I had to guess? Jill Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (El6/E)

227 On this date in 1622 the Persians defeated the Portuguese and took over the Strait of Hurmuz. It financed their empire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (ZwdAr)

228 "She's Got Toni Tennile Hair" was Kim Carnes' lesser-known follow-up single, iirc.

Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:31 PM (gtcuf)

229 If dudes like yoga pants I would suggest them go to youtube and look up biker girl vids. I assure you that you'll be busy the rest of the night.

a quick sample

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qzjJAnnS0x4

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:31 PM (snZF9)

230 > A federal judge just ordered Trump to stop construction of the new White House ballroom. How about telling Mister Judge to fuck off.
------------
This is the biggest issue with our current government. Trump, and his administration, should have addressed this on day one. Major fail.

They've been fucked ever since.

And, no... some obscure court in FL isn't going to resolve it.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (AkEZC)

231 They won't say anything like that at that level if it was not true.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

Reuters lies like a rug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (2JFBE)

232 I have doubts KJB ever read the US Constitution
And we will be stick with the Cultural Marxist until she dies of olf age

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)

233 Trump is continuing with the ballroom he said.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW)

Dudes need room for their balls. What do you do?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

234 Yo peeps. I'm back!

@Sasquatch - it's not too late to give Clarence Thomas the CJ seat, right? Just fire Johnny Boy and promote Thomas. Even if it's his last day before retirement.

Posted by: RandomDave - new laptop, new hash at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (aJQbY)

235 215

Odor of burning straw detected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
_______

Okay, so you think cardiologists have no constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes? Why not?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)

236 And they're not even pretending to work within a system of objective rules any longer.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:33 PM

When you base your entire philosophy of life on materialism and your principles of justice based on emotion reactions to fairness, then you have no choice but to make the subjective the only criteria that matters.

When subjectivity rules there are no rules.

And they like it that way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (6ydKt)

237 210 There was one teacher, when I was a freshman, who was pretty. But she dressed very conservatively, and had Toni Tenille hair.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

My fourth grade teacher, who was my most beloved one for countless reasons, could be perhaps said to be pretty by some. But she was the same. She was very religious and dressed very conservatively. Any time she wore a skirt, for instance, out came the knee socks. Dresses were long. She almost never wore heels on any height.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (hJH5n)

238 Shoulda had an Akbar warning…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (xT8gx)

Here's one more in line with your hopes and dreams.

https://tinyurl.com/yxwhcu6z
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)

Aah…. That’s more like it thank you

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (xT8gx)

239 Had a 6th grade teacher who was objectively good looking ,but she was a man-hating ball-buster. Her first name was Sylvia, but we boys called her "Slivia." Seemed oddly apt, despite it not being a real word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (0aYVJ)

240 Coney-Barrett went to Notre Dame, a formerly Catholic College.

The Jesuits went bad 100 years ago.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (qFwJc)

241 What are we making for dinner? I am thinking chicken shawarma.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (OoFl2)

—————-

Roasted chicken with Yukon gold potatoes. The potatoes are sliced lengthwise, liberally salted, and placed face down on a mat on top of a bed of grated Parmesan cheese. When they come out, they have a nice crispy golden brown layer of Parmesan on top. Always a hit here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (u73oe)

242 A prime example of this is that the Washington state legislature just passed an income tax on "millionaires".

The Washington state constitution explicitly bans an income tax.

The Washington supreme court will find the "millionaires tax" legal anyway.

"Millionaires" (and many other people) are starting to flee Washington, not just because of the tax, but because the Washington judiciary is completely corrupt.

Posted by: YOUR Canadian Government! at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (n1OCj)

243 Okay, so you think cardiologists have no constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes? Why not?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)

Suddenly you care about the Constitution.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (hJH5n)

244 But it seems preposterous to me that the state could license a physician and then have no control over the care he gives by verbal instructions.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)

Odor of burning straw detected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (2JFBE)

Fried neurons.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (g8Ew8)

245 I’m now convinced yoga pants are evil because unfortunately every woman thinks she can pull them off.

There are a LOT of problems with them. Girls that are too young are rocking them as jeans. Women are wearing them in public like they are not basically body paint. And, as many have noted; sea lion legs LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (El6/E)

246 Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)

https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

Shoulda had an Akbar warning…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Damn! I'm late to my party! https://tinyurl.com/5n789thw

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ycI94)

247 242 A prime example of this is that the Washington state legislature just passed an income tax on "millionaires".

The Washington state constitution explicitly bans an income tax.

The Washington supreme court will find the "millionaires tax" legal anyway.

"Millionaires" (and many other people) are starting to flee Washington, not just because of the tax, but because the Washington judiciary is completely corrupt.
Posted by: YOUR Canadian Government! at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (n1OCj)

A “hate tax” (h/t, then- MEP Farage)

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (hJH5n)

248 Here's one more in line with your hopes and dreams.

https://tinyurl.com/yxwhcu6z
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Without support that thing's gonna sag.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ZwdAr)

249 OT, @GrrrGraphics has a funny about Pooh, Fang Fang, and the gaseous one

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (gKWVE)

250 @Sasquatch - it's not too late to give Clarence Thomas the CJ seat, right? Just fire Johnny Boy and promote Thomas. Even if it's his last day before retirement.
Posted by: RandomDave
_______

Thomas better retire this summer. The Democrats are taking the Senate and then we're probably going to get 8 years of Democrats. A fat black man in his 70s isn't gonna live another ten years.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (CKIwv)

251 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ExV1e)

252 Ah! Forgot my Ackbar name switch!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ycI94)

253 Toni Tennile was in The Wall not Dark Side of the Moon.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (aTgV0)

254 Reuters lies like a rug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (2JFBE)

You are being reflexive. They tend to lie in editorials. In this case Reuters got an official statement from the Russian envoy. Now explain to me why they need to lie in this case. Does it make them look good ? No. It was coordinated with the US.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)

255 I’m now convinced yoga pants are evil because unfortunately every woman thinks she can pull them off.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (hJH5n)


The worst are the "nude" XXL pants.

Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (lCppi)

256 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (LdBR/)

257
No hot teachers unfortunately.

I did have a typing teacher who was a little overweight who did spend time making herself up and dressing well who would lean over to check progress while letting her considerable bosom come in contact with my back.

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL)

258 They will eventually pre-halt everything Trump does with Federal Judges. I'm surprised they don't just go ahead and have Federal Judges rule that Trump isn't president. That's the result. Just do that over and over again forever. What would be the difference?

Roberts is a f'ing traitor. He could stop this. But this is his desire.

The judicial/legal system is our Communist State Politburo and Roberts is the General Secretary.


Am I wrong? I am not wrong.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9)

259 Cardiologists and constitutional right?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)

260 She had a rack like cadillac bumper bullets, and they were never secured.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (snZF9)

*******

Fuckin’ poetry…

Posted by: EFG at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (FAgZG)

261 243 Okay, so you think cardiologists have no constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes? Why not?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)

Suddenly you care about the Constitution.
Posted by: Cow Demon
_____

When have I not?
If you can't answer the question, just say "I'm too dumb to answer the question."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (CKIwv)

262 Thomas better retire this summer. The Democrats are taking the Senate and then we're probably going to get 8 years of Democrats. A fat black man in his 70s isn't gonna live another ten years.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (CKIwv)

When was the election canceled?

“Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us.” - Robert W. Pratt

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (hJH5n)

263 Damn! I'm late to my party! https://tinyurl.com/5n789thw
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Shoppped

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (ZwdAr)

264 Okay, so you think cardiologists have no constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes? Why not?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)

No, you have it wrong, to nobody's great surprise. Cardiologists have every Constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke unfiltered Camels. And their patients have the right to stupidly follow that advice, or wisely reject it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (2JFBE)

265 So far today, I have read that judge number 1 will not allow Trump to continue building the ballroom.
Judge number 2. says Trump's EPA, etc. can't remove species from the endangered species list. Judge number 3. says Trump can't defund PBS. Judge number 4 says Trump can't stop paying Fed funds to a state with no control of fraud regarding said Fed funds.

I'm sure I've missed other judicial fiats today.
I believe we have a judge problem.

Posted by: jen the original at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (9wVPs)

266 @Sasquatch - it's not too late to give Clarence Thomas the CJ seat, right? Just fire Johnny Boy and promote Thomas. Even if it's his last day before retirement.
Posted by: RandomDave - new laptop, new hash at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (aJQbY)

*********

Would work for me. Also, if I knew that we were guaranteed to win the Presidency in 2028 and control the Senate, I'd go with elevating Rogers Brown to the USSC even though she's in her late 70s, just to show the nation that non-leftist black women are good choices for the USSC. Then, when these two are ready for retirement, replace them with Thomas's proteges.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (hHbeA)

267 Are we talking about ending professional licensure for stuff? Sure. Do it. I can figure out who's a ridiculous quack and who's a reputable physician/attorney/etc. without our dumbass government's help, they're terrible at doing so themselves, and we have civil law courts for me to sue them in, if they tell me cigarettes are good for my T-zone. I just gotta hope I didn't strike out on the doctor *and* the lawyer if that happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)

268 When have I not?
If you can't answer the question, just say "I'm too dumb to answer the question."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (CKIwv)

All the time.

Nothing means shit to you and you constantly make this very plain. The Constitution does not exist for the asking as much as you believe otherwise.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (hJH5n)

269 “Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us.” - Robert W. Pratt
Posted by: Cow Demon
______

The Democrats thought that too. Then RBG croaked at the worst possible time.

Alito and Thomas can't repeat that error. Step down, name your successor, and enjoy the golden years.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (CKIwv)

270 also had a teacher who was a complete star trek freak, and this was right before any of the spin offs and right after the first movie. She was probably around 30. She had a rack like cadillac bumper bullets, and they were never secured.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM

Here's some helpful quotes should you encounter a similar situation in the future:

“Are you a Vulcan? Because I find your logic and beauty fascinating.”

“I’d travel to the Delta Quadrant just to be with you.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

271 Also said it earlier, but the idea that this dumbass got into and through any law school in the country is a scathing indictment of the entire system.
Posted by: ballistic
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So did Mazie Hirono. Georgetown.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Before or after she was seated in the Senate?
If before, yes this is "a scathing indictment of the legal system".
If after, it's a scathing indictment of Georgetown Law, which was sucking up to someone who has influence on government cash disbursements to law schools.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (nwB28)

272 264. Cardiologists have every right under the constitution to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes. Cardiologists do not have the right to be free from lawsuits, or licensure revocation for endangering patients.

Posted by: jen the original at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (9wVPs)

273 268

Nothing means shit to you and you constantly make this very plain. The Constitution does not exist for the asking as much as you believe otherwise.
Posted by: Cow Demon
______

Listen here faggot, I've been here 23 years and I've cared about the Constitution the whole time. Fuck right off, I'm done with you and your cocksucking bullshit.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (CKIwv)

274 The Democrats thought that too. Then RBG croaked at the worst possible time.

Alito and Thomas can't repeat that error. Step down, name your successor, and enjoy the golden years.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (CKIwv)

When was the election canceled? I want to know.

Personally, I think we should have a double checking mechanism just in case you are wrong. It’s called: holding the election anyway.

(Name your successor. Go back to school and take a civics class. You slept through them along with your history classes,.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:45 PM (hJH5n)

275 This constitutional talk is all well and good, but let's get to the important stuff - Who on the Supreme Court dresses up like Barbie with giant fake boobs?

Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (zG4BR)

276 272 264. Cardiologists have every right under the constitution to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes. Cardiologists do not have the right to be free from lawsuits, or licensure revocation for endangering patients.
Posted by: jen the original
________

No, I don't think that's right under today's opinion.

If the state determines that conversion therapy (involving only talking) is dangerous, it can't pull a license for endangering patients.

The difference is that you don't think conversions therapy is actually dangerous.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (CKIwv)

277 Listen here faggot, I've been here 23 years and I've cared about the Constitution the whole time. Fuck right off, I'm done with you and your cocksucking bullshit.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (CKIwv)

A temper tantrum and being insecure. So, remind me, how long have you been here again? And why should I care?

I’ll say it again: you are a wimp, you find nothing, absolutely nothing, worth defending, and are completely unwilling to defend the Constitution. You spent the better part of this afternoon bitching about its defense by the current administration. What am I to conclude? Nothing means shit to you, and you constantly make that plain. Go on another rant. And no, I am not a bundle of sticks or a MiG-15. But childish name calling suits you, I guess. Better than standing up for what you believe in.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (hJH5n)

278 The worst are the "nude" XXL pants.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (lCppi)

Oh dear Schlürpo, I saw some fat chick wearing those the other day at work. I wanted to vomit.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:53 PM (hJH5n)

279 Hey now, in all fairness, Ketanji Brown Jackson is clearly a special needs kid.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (D7v4F)

280 I just saved so much time by noting the author of a silly long one.

(skip)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 31, 2026 07:32 PM (cS1cw)

281 Don't forget Trump can consult with Usha Vance, who clerked for two Supreme Court justices, I think Roberts and perhaps Thomas? Kurt Schlicter thinks she's one of the best legal minds we have.

Posted by: Wenda at March 31, 2026 08:02 PM (yU1fv)

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